The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Let's Do The Polka!
Episode Date: October 13, 2023Dan, Stu, and the crew discuss the miserable summer of NBA Champion Nikola Jokic and how we're supposed to feel about Urban Meyer being paraded around on TV. Jess and Lucy are backed for their Unnamed... College Football Show™️ to preview this weekend's games. And the crew goes to the Bucket of Death and experiences one of the most controversial helmet selections of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the Dunlabel Tarshall with the Stugat's Podcast.
Stugat, I am telling you that I embrace wholeheartedly a character that I don't think that I have seen
ever exist before in the history of sports championship
excellence. Really? I believe this personality type as a lane you win the championship you get commercial success even if you're co-high Leonard even if you're giving people dollops of nothing as personality you become a champion you
become a champion forever more people remember that you want in Toronto and co-high Leonard can get
a marketing campaign even though there's no personality there that anybody knows but I have not
seen the lane taken by a champion by an an MVP, by somebody or MVP caliber player,
a guy who could be best in the league at something that joke is has taken, which is to give
off at every turn, pretty profound indifference.
Like if work is work, it ain't play.
You'd rather be somebody somewhere else.
You'd rather be at a Serbian racetrack.
You'd rather be at else. You'd rather be at a Serbian racetrack. You'd rather be at a party back home.
You'd rather be almost anywhere in the world
than winning championships easily in basketball,
which the customers who are watching
still got to say, I wish I had that skill.
That would be joyous to be able to just roll through
the lane like a cement mixer.
And bam out of bio's got no answers for me.
I'm just gonna lay it in.
The best he can do is hold me to nine for 13.
I'm going to be overwhelming against everybody,
but I'm not gonna enjoy or look like I'm enjoying any of it.
It's going to be a robot, a Serbian robot,
a joyless Serbian robot until he gets back home
and does some dancing.
And we see all the videos we saw this off season
of him celebrating, but when he got to camp,
he was asked, as any of us would ask, all the video we saw seemed
like a huge amount of fun you were having all offseason.
And they asked him, well, how much fun is it?
Is it the most fun?
Listen to this.
This past summer, the most fun you've had since you've been in the NBA.
No.
I think it's actually opposite. Why? Because we played two and a half extra month and we covered everything.
So it was good.
But that has fun.
Some of it that had more fun.
The opposite of fun.
When he knows it was good.
He almost preferred not making the playoffs.
It would be more time off.
It would be less wearing tear on his body.
Let's just show a couple of clips.
There were many on social media of it seemed like
he was enjoying the holy hell out of his life
back in his homeland, dancing and drinking.
And, you know, it feels a bit polka-ish
in the polka family of dancing and it is not.
Is he standing on something?
It looks like he's not.
What do you mean?
He's giant.
No, he's standing on a chair, Dan.
No.
He's much, he's much hip.
He's sick to head.
He's taller than everybody.
His hip is where people's heads are.
He's not that long, Chris.
Guys, put that thing back up.
He is 1,000% standing on a chair.
He is much bigger than the five foot five people around him.
He is a giant.
That is a, if you guys ever stood,
like you're not at, my head is not at Shaq's hip.
It is.
No, it's not.
It is pretty close though.
These people are more giant than you think they are.
And I do think that these women might be small But that guy back there Brendan Tobin in the background
He might be
But I'm not sold at not the point of the video. Let's see him also have you have a room full of people not getting above his head
They're all fighting tall. Yes. Yes. I have him being a two-point perspective thing
I think I have him being an actual giant
How do you run Chris Cody? How do you dominate the NBA and make it look easy? You're that height against everybody you're playing again
You have me doubting myself, but I'm telling you guys
I'm on a chair. Yeah, let's see some more show the other video
This is what he looks like next to normal people let this one right now. See that is normal people go to shoulders
Those are brothers
Other seven is that's open again
Again looks like he's having fun. It is a stiff and starch kind of fun
But you didn't see him celebrating that much of the Lerio Brian trophy and kissing people
He kissed a man. whereas Beard is.
Is this the trophy that he got for his horse winning?
I think so. I think that's from the racetrack.
Yes. These are normal sized human beings who are coming up to his armpit.
He kissed a man, whereas Beard is.
That's right. He kissed a man on the beard.
He kissed a man on the beard, but I was 20.
I guess a bit worthy. A bit worthy.
He agreed.
Kissed a man on the beard. Would it suffice? I guess so wordy, a bit wordy and great. Kissed a man on the beer.
Would have suffice.
Thank you, Stugat.
I appreciate your efficiency and editing it.
Can we go back to the other one now?
Just to say how stupid we all were.
Not all of us just me.
Did not think he was standing on anything.
We can go back to the other one.
I stand with you.
I do.
I do.
I'd be taller than everybody.
I think those are small people.
Yeah.
He is a giant person.
One of the reasons that he had great success.
Are you guys with me on the idea, though?
Because you can't be inside someone's head,
especially if they're stoic,
especially if they've arrived at Stardom
and are fighting through the interviews
in their second language
where
they say something is good winning the championship is good but they're not
exactly elaborating with poetry
and eloquent about their experience
but they are calling it the opposite of fun
and he has said it is work that all of it i do think he sees the belly of the
beast from a different angle
flying to another city to get up in the morning and go do a walk around, a walk through for 90 minutes in some new city when you don't.
It's a pretty easy life. It isn't easy life, but he doesn't want to be doing it.
It does it 82 times a year, man. He's on the other side of the world from what he actually cares about,
though. He's a polka music, his name would call it.
cares about though. This isn't polka music is Dan would call it.
And a good chair to start.
He's got two real passions in life.
The equivalent of polka music.
And kisses someone on the beer.
And the chair and this person's got a chair
that makes him look more giant than everyone around him.
But what I didn't know,
I would say the polka genre of music.
I didn't know what was it.
Serving music, I didn't recognize them. Let's all stay up and say the polka genre of music. I know what was it? Serving music?
I didn't recognize the music.
Let's all stay up and do the polka right now.
No, it sounded like it might have been an accordion,
that there might have been an accordion in it.
Which we can all agree is essential to the polka genre,
absolutely.
I don't know what is essential to the polka genre.
You tell me what you would have described that music as.
I deserve your mockery, but tell me what the music was just called it's
Serbian music. I
Learned to put myself out there with the polka
Glad you did know you find from our library. Is this happening in the poor smell? Do me a favor?
Find what isn't Knocia? Oh
Knocia as our licensing agreement that doesn't allow us to have any fresh music
Can you please go through the entirety of our library and find the closest thing that we have to the polka genre that I can now put behind
Joke it should have you tell me whether it is representative of the kind of music that we just heard I just found a video called 80 minutes of polka
Thankfully, it was in my favorites.
That's how I get up for two days with Greg.
Let's wait for four.
There's one simple thing.
Oh, I got here.
Oh, I got here.
Oh, I got here.
It's so cool.
Hold on, let's watch this thing.
Let's watch it together.
That's terrible from then.
I stand with you again.
I can't stand with me on a giant chair.
Maybe he wasn't on a chair.
Wait, I need to see, I need to see Joe catch dancing in order to confirm your report.
Yes, I think my music is...
I hear you now.
He's the... I've confirmed the report.
Capitulate.
Capoculate.
Hi, Capoculate.
Hey!
I wanted to ask.
No, she kick in the ass.
Yeah.
I wanted to ask you guys, I don't know if any of you
feel the same way that I do.
I, as you've got to, at this point in my life,
understand that so much of sports beyond people just
saying it's a business, is the coldness of transactions
and doesn't
leave a lot of room for care about your actual moralizing.
But Urban Meyer being sold to me on Sundays, standing on the Ohio State sideline, the coach,
he's back on the sideline last weekend when they were playing against Maryland.
And the entire Fox experience,
propping up urban Myers credentials.
When the last we saw of him coaching football games
was the universe laughing at his general incompetence.
Is anyone else bothered by urban Myers resuscitation
or the attempt at resuscitation?
When the last time we saw you,
everyone was laughing that you couldn't last through one
NFL season without being a laughing stock. I'm also bothered, but I'm bothered by it on Saturdays
Traditionally, that's when college I get so bothered that it stays with me the following day
It's in my football experience. I'm like I remember when I used to enjoy these Sundays more because I could laugh at Urban Meyer,
but now they put him on Saturdays
where I could laugh at him less.
And I feel like I should laugh at him the same exact amount.
Well, to be fair, the only time
that I ever really laughed at Urban Meyer was on Sundays
because on Saturdays is why I was a pass.
Yeah.
Is it possible that our news factions are so fragmented,
that people who get news on Saturday
are only getting it on Saturday it's our only getting
it on Saturdays and therefore their experience is urban Myers a leader of men of triumph.
I've not seen any of the information that he gave me on Sundays that proof he is not.
He's a jackal and a jokester who is lying and stealing and cheating and failing at every
turn.
And I think it's, wait a minute, what about Saturday night?
Wasn't that photograph in a bar on Saturday night?
Wasn't that a Saturday night?
No, it was.
It was a Sunday night.
He didn't fly home with a team.
But I think it was a Saturday night.
Oh, maybe it was a Sunday night.
It was.
He didn't fly home with the jack,
Sunday afternoon.
What time zone was it?
It might have been a Saturday game.
I think it was Jack's Browns of the Sunday
and he didn't fly home with the Jacksonville
Maybe no higher just just whatever is happening in this segment don't make me play poker music behind him getting
Grinded on inside of his draft house. Get that right now. I don't have the time
Get the video back. We don't have him getting grinded on it his own draft house in our library
If they could find the video in the next 90 seconds of the
erpher. He was certainly playing a polka that night. Urban
Meyer, you try to book a barely no. Hey, wait a minute.
Did you just tighten a rotten day to feel the
imaginary tie after making that joke.
He just he just did the old time he stand up comic pull who was wearing a tie.
Pulling uncomfortably at his tie because his joke didn't land the way that he wished for it to land. Take my wife, please.
Urban Meyer might still be pristine on Saturdays and now they're cleaning up his image on the rest of the days because I'm told that Netflix documentary on the University of Florida was very successful even though it was just
blatant and clear propaganda for major buy-in for urban Meyer. I'm also told that Michigan State is very interested in urban Meyer.
Oh boy. We don't have a video. How we got a finger poke? Thank you. There is a interested in urban Meyer. Oh boy. We don't have a video.
We've got to steal.
Thank you.
There is a polka going on there.
Oh, that is put the music right behind it.
Thank you.
This is, yeah, this is urban Meyer on a Sunday night
refusing to come home.
How's your uncle?
That is not what I would be saying with how.
It is a, it is a hey house your uncle.
No, it's not a hey.
It is a hey house your uncle it's what you do
do it is not it's not a hey house your uncle it's what you do Dan says to God king of the hey house your uncle
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This is the down lebertar show with a stoo got
So Jess and I are back with another edition of our Unnamed College Football Show.
Honestly, Unnamed College Football Show,
it's not in pretty good right now.
Better than all the other options.
Better than every other option.
I will say people have pretty much given up
on sending us names.
Which is also better than the other options.
Yes, 100%.
I feel like we're at a good point now.
Yes, where we're just going to pretend
it doesn't have a name for the rest of the year
and just never acknowledge it.
Unnamed College Football Seigment. It works. Yeah. And then it for the rest of the year and just never acknowledge it. Unnamed College Football segment.
It works.
Yeah.
I think it works.
SEO, I'm sure they'll love it.
Is it unnamed if we name it?
Is that?
I think it brings an apprezzle.
I don't know.
I don't know the answer to that, but I do know Lucy that Stugat's voice.
Dan!
Georgia.
Their back is. Dan! Georgia. Boop. Their back is.
Boop.
Back.
Georgia looked.
Georgia did exactly what I expected them to do this weekend.
This Georgia team I don't think is as good as in previous years.
I think it's safe to say that they have a new quarterback.
They've, you know, they're just a five star machine.
They just rotate five stars in an every position, but sometimes it doesn't match and it doesn't click.
But when they struggled against Auburn,
I knew that they would then go on to kick Kentucky's ass.
Yeah. I don't think that Kentucky was a great litmus test
of how great Georgia is or not,
because they hadn't really played anybody outside of Florida,
who also we don't really understand right now.
I would say it was everything I expected to happen,
because that's what Georgia does.
If they're supposed to, if it's like, oh, this will be a competitive game, they're
going to be to crap out of you. If it's a game they're supposed to blow the water off,
completely destroy somebody, they're going to keep it real close.
Georgia's still my favorite with the national championship.
Oh yeah, that's what happened for like the last 12 months.
Yeah, also 12 months. Since midway through October 2022. I was like, they're going
to win the next two national championships. I guess what they won one. There's still the
favorite to win the next. We talked a lot about the red river rivalry on Goliath's
mate this week. So maybe you don't need to recap that. People should check it out though.
If you want to hear more of this segment, we basically did like a 30 minute version of it
on the Goliath's matey show, which you can catch wherever you find your podcasts. It's
also on YouTube. But Lucy, we didn't get to talk too much about the USC Mighty Show, which you can catch wherever you find your podcasts, it's also on YouTube.
But Lucy, we didn't get to talk too much
about the USC Arizona game, which was like one of the funnier,
I don't really call it like a stinker.
Like the ending was, the ending could have been great.
Like Arizona had an opportunity to really like
put the nail in the coffin, and then instead they let USC
with the Heisman winning quarterback, Caleb Williams,
come back and win the game.
But this was like, to me, one of the better games of the night in terms of like back and
forth competition all the way throughout the game.
And it shouldn't be just in the sense of talent alone.
USC should wipe the floor with Arizona every time they play.
But it's something that you have pointed out so well since the beginning of the year
that if you're just watching Lincoln Ryland, you're not going to see any defense.
He doesn't care about it.
He doesn't want to care about it.
He's going to ignore it for as long as he possibly can.
To the point where people are blaming Alex Grinch, which they should, and they should blame
Lincoln Riley as well.
And the players are like, no, it's our fault.
It's our fault.
No, it's not.
Bestie, it's not you.
It's them.
It's them.
I agree.
And like the USC fans are freaking out now
because they're about to play the meat of their schedule,
like the toughest teams on their schedule,
the really good pectoral competition
with these high powered, high flying offenses.
And it's a question mark.
Like the Arizona's the best team,
USC's played the season and went to three over times.
And they only want, I think, because Jed Fish
doesn't know the overtime rules.
So, can we take like five minutes,
maybe not that long,
because we don't have that much time left in the segment
already.
We're halfway through somehow.
Take like one minute.
One quick.
Lucy, what are the college football overtime rules
because they changed before last season.
Now you have to go for two in the second overtime if you score a touchdown
and in the third overtime onward.
You can't score touchdowns.
You just are doing two point conversions.
Yes, you explained it well.
I believe this was a product of LSU TechSagenM.
Yes, which was a break.
We did a lot of overtime game.
And it was like a seven hour long game.
But they're like, we can't make college football players play
seven hour long football games. And it was like a seven hour long game, but they're like, we can't make college football players play seven hour long football games.
And then we went to the product of that was Penn State,
Illinois two years ago.
Yes.
We had a, I think it was a six or seven overtime game
where I don't think either team got in the 20s.
I believe it was.
It was a incredibly low scoring game.
I think the big thing that people don't understand
about these overtime rules is so,
in the beginning, the first overtime is normal than what,
it's what you would normally expect an overtime to be,
you can go for two.
Yeah, in that situation and when the game,
I don't know why coaches are not doing that.
So that was what Judd fished and seemed to realize
because if they had gone for two,
so the other thing that I don't think,
like we, I think realize this during the Colorado
Colorado State game this year,
like it's not alternating possessions.
Like it's not like Arizona goes USE goes,
Arizona goes USE goes, it's all three-nating choice.
So USE elects to go first, then Arizona goes,
and then Arizona will go again, and then USE goes.
So if USE, and I can see why this maybe
sounds complicated, if it comes to what if you're using?
It is a little confusing.
If you see goes and they score a touchdown
and kick an extra point, and then Arizona scores,
and they have the choice, right?
You either kick an extra point, tie it,
or you go for two and you win the game.
Or you kick the extra point, you're tied.
Now you have to go again.
And in the second overtime,
you still have to go for two, because that's the new rule.
So instead of doing the two point conversion in the first overtime, and that's to go for two, because that's the new rule. So instead of doing the two-point conversion
in the first overtime, and that's it,
that's the end of the game,
they kicked the extra point and gave USC the opportunity
to then go in the second overtime and win it,
which they still didn't do.
Oh, if you're a dog, like the way Arizona was in that game,
or like USC's defense is bad,
but I think we can all say that USC is way more talented than Arizona is.
There's no reason you shouldn't just go for two in the beginning.
Just seal the deal, go after the win because I don't think that Arizona and they didn't.
You're not going to survive multiple over times against Caleb Williams.
That's just not going to happen.
I feel like when the NCAA came together, the rules committee and they said, let's put this
over time together.
Someone rose their hand and said, how can we make this as difficult as possible?
They're like, yes.
Confusing and silly, might make a big no sense.
The best defense for what Arizona did was like,
did you see the two point play?
They drew up, it wasn't very good.
That's probably why they didn't go for too earlier.
And you know what, I respect that.
So there's a little overtime review for you.
It's a little confusing.
It's very confusing.
USC's got Notre Dame this weekend. Yeah, I think. It's a weird confusing. It's very confusing. USC's got Notre Dame this weekend.
Yeah.
I think it's a weird one.
It's going to be weird.
You've told me the weather's going to be terrible.
It might rain all day and then stop for the game, but we'll see about that.
I think rain probably favors Notre Dame.
Absolutely.
There are two and a half point favorite right now.
I think just because USC's defense is so bad and Notre Dame has had like a really, really
tough stretch
and lost two of their last three games against ranked opponents in these primetime games where
you know everyone's watching. And so this they need to be able to figure it out on their offense
against a bad defense or else this is not a nine or ten win team. Like this is very much an eight win
team if they can't figure that out if at best. So it's a big test for Notre Dame and also big test
for USC because now they're playing
Notre Dame, and now they've got to play Oregon
in Washington after that.
So huge weekend for a lot of teams coming up.
Louisville, who is now undefeated after beating Notre Dame,
there's six of no, they're best start in 10 years
with Jeff Brahms.
Notre Dame got Brahmed.
Feels bad.
It's sad about it.
It happened to all of us.
We had a little like therapy, like,
ah, we got Brahmed group chat right now.
But Louisville's got a pretty easy conference schedule this year.
They're playing Duke Miami and Kentucky.
Those are the only, like, air quotes ranked teams left on their schedule.
They may all be unranked by the time Louisville plays them.
And it kind of remains to be seen.
The Win-O-Fernoder game, I think, is huge for them,
but still kind of want to see more body of remains to be seen. Like the Win-Over-Northern A&M, I think it's huge for them, but like still kind of want to see like more
body of work from this team.
It's got not in the style of football,
but just in the situation they're in.
It's got a little big 10 West energy right now.
We're just by like luck of the draw.
You might end up in the ACC championship.
Because this is a good year for the ACC.
You've got UNC.
Duke is a little bit of a question mark now with Riley Leonard.
We're just going to keep up. I still think Duke is good. Yeah, no, Duke is so good bit of a question mark now with Riley Leonard. We're just going to keep all of our stuff.
I still think Duke is good.
Yeah, no, Duke is so good, but Leonard leaves some questions to be answered.
But Louisville feels, and I also say Louisville wrong every time people let me know that I can't say it.
I literally can't do it. I've tried so many times, I can't do it, and I'm sorry I Louis try and I can't.
So I apologize. Please don't be mad at me and I'm sorry I lose, try and I can't. So I apologize.
Please don't be mad at me.
I'm doing my very best.
Yeah, they feel like a team that's just going to kind of look in.
Not that they're, they're undefeated.
It's part of a lot better.
They're a lot better.
They're under scott,
Scott Satterfield, excuse me.
Yeah, Brahms, the particle sun, he's back home.
Some are saying they're as good as Georgia.
So losing to them really not that bad.
Yeah. It's like getting blown out of home by Pint and State.
They're probably the national champions.
Oh, yeah, I love the segment.
But they play Pitt this weekend and Pitt
is finally decided to bench their transfer portal
quarterback, Phil Jacovic.
They didn't even bench him.
They're like, you're tired enough.
Well, we think we think we think Lucy.
We have a new segment called,
college football head coach role play.
Do you wanna be a Pat and our doozy
or the reporter here?
I think I can be the reporter.
I bet you do a great and our doozy.
Okay, I haven't really practiced it,
so I might just read it straight,
but this is what happened in Pat and our doozy's press conference
this week when asked about the rumors
that Phil Dracovic had moved to the tight end position.
All right, coach, will he play Tyden then?
No. Again, rumors get out there, I guess.
Whatever you want to call it, he's been in the quarterback meetings.
He's a quarterback, and that's what he is.
Could he be a Tyden someday?
Yeah, but I'm talking down the line.
He's a quarterback here at Pitt.
You do a great known doozy.
In the depth chart for the game notes,
is he listed as number three on the quarterback depth chart?
Who?
Phil.
He's listed as number two right now,
but we'll see how the week goes.
Did Phil run routes this past week in that practice?
Did he run routes?
Yes.
I don't remember.
Now, he didn't run any routes in a team period at all ever.
What about in the drill setting?
Did he run any routes?
I don't recall. If he runs routes, he's a tight end. in a team period at all ever. What about in the drill setting? Did he run any routes?
I don't recall.
If he runs routes, he's a tight end.
Thank you, Pat and Arduzzy.
Thank you.
The who question is the best part of all of this.
We talk about, oh man, good stuff, good stuff.
So there's a lot of good games this weekend.
Lucy, you're going to Colorado
versus Stanford on Friday night.
What else are we looking at this weekend?
I mean, we have like two minutes left.
We could talk for days about the, you know,
George Tech Miami debacle.
We've been over it.
All right, guys, we're moving on.
We said enough.
North Carolina Miami, listen to Thursday's post-game show
if you want to hear Mike Ryan and Taylor
do a little recap of that.
But what else do we have?
The big game this weekend, Oregon, Washington,
I think it's gonna be awesome.
I'm super excited for it.
I think Michael Pindex Jr. is not getting
nearly enough like conversation.
I know Washington hasn't played a ton of people yet,
or a ton of teams yet, but he's amazing.
The numbers he's putting up are absolutely insane.
He should be a Heisman front runner at this point in time,
but I honestly think playing in Washington,
playing on the West Coast has been tough for just his like national, you know, like status.
This game should rule. Oregon's defense has looked better throughout the season. It's
Bonaix, Michael Pinnick's junior. They're going to be a lot of points scored. I'm really,
really excited for this.
Yeah. Washington's receivers all are amazing. So good. I think Oregon's probably got the
slight advantage and their defense is like a little bit better than Washington's
If you put them up like head-to-head, but again like this game
I anticipate lots of offense, so I'm very excited
It's the opposite of whatever's happening in the big 10 West game that your team's playing in this weekend
Well, I have a great segue
So I will miss constant are playing this weekend. Most likely the winner will go on to
Play an ending
for the Big Ten Championship game.
Saw a tweet this weekend,
both coordinators for Washington have Iowatized.
Come on home!
We want you!
Come on home!
We're gonna love it!
Please fly you fools.
Come back, come home!
It's gonna be a fun weekend.
We also got UCLA and Oregon State.
So UCLA, I'm really impressed
with last weekend again, it's Washington State. We're gonna learn a lot about the Pac-12,
thank God.
Putting that on the record right now.
I don't know what we're gonna learn,
but we're gonna learn something. on that flashy part really yeah really don't taste me on that
flashy part taste me not touch me taste me on that
flashy part wow Roman Stugatz I'm talking about the
clearer is I now we're out here riffing and I'm
gonna try to find it if I can. Oh, a wonderful rendition.
This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.
And am I the only one that feels terrible that HBO real sports is going away after 29 years, that something that was doing
good, expensive, resource-soaked journalism that did long-form projects.
That was a magazine show from a different time doing some of the best work in just television,
not just sports television.
Does anyone care?
Did any of you watch Bryant Gumball perform?
No, could it Roy. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do second again, this bucket of death in that grim reaper brought to you by KFC's new hot and spicy wings order an eight piece of the new hot and spicy wings for $4.99 in a participating
KFC today. It's finger licking good. Who has to do it? Everybody Jeremy is not here.
Chris Cody had a had a family engagement that he had to go to. Yeah. So Lucy is picking
twice. Once for her, once for Jeremy. I hate the pressure of that by the way
What Jeremy is first so what's the first one? So this is how it works
I since I rule the night on frisk if it's good. It's yours if it's bad. It's Jeremy's okay, so we got the Raiders
The Raiders are a favorite against a Patriots. There are three point favorite at home
I would put it so so my I'm paying for Jeremy right now. Yeah, I really like Jeremy
So I'm gonna put it back. Okay, that's not a bad
But I mean three point favorites a good pick. There's not that's don't trust it. I mean, there's nothing good in that thing. I'm so on the
Paths this week swap. Oh, that's much better. That's a good one. That could be now Jeremy
No, no, no, no, Billy. Just stop it. I really stop
No, Billy just stop it. Billy stop.
You literally stop.
No, you could swap with yourself slash Jeremy on his behalf.
That's true.
Let's go.
Nice loophole.
You have to rule with an Iron Fist.
You have to pick now what Jeremy has to swap with.
Or if it's good, then I'll just keep it for me.
Yeah, possibly.
You are not helping Billy.
I've never been.
You're not.
You are not ever kind.
I found out I had a punishment to pay off this weekend.
I thought my costume wasn't here
but you're the whole time.
Great, great.
You all with an iron fist.
Why does the Reaper look so bored?
I'm sorry, sir.
Are we bored?
The techs is.
Yeah, so this is Jeremy.
One and a half point dog at home against the saints.
Okay, so do I need to pick a game?
He's forced it.
No, now you're picking for you.
Now I'm just gonna pick a game.
I'm just gonna pick a game.
Let me tell you, I told you guys I didn't want to pick for Jeremy.
I was overwhelmed with the situation.
Lucy, let's do this.
Lucy, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to cause interoffice squabble because, and you're not going to tell Jeremy that
I did this on your behalf, you get the swap helmet, you stolen it from Jeremy.
You are now selecting four Jeremy.
All of what just happened is yours.
You now select for Jeremy. I don just happened is yours you now select for Jeremy
I don't think I understand the word you said but I'm just gonna do it again
You got the so I've helmet congrats you just stole it from Jeremy does make it cleaner
I got the panthers were said sucks
Panthers are 13 and a half point dog on the road against the dog
I can put this back put it back for Jeremy clear
I don't think I'll ever understand how this is for Jeremy. You that's weird because today is
gone so easy. Well Billy got that. What's different? Underdog. Underdog. Okay, you can pick any underdog here.
Oh, okay, so this one's mine. Yeah. Okay. No, this one is Jeremy. This is Jeremy. He's gonna have to
pick an underdog. You're good. We move on. The Texans are at home as a favorite against the
same underdog against the Saints. I was an underdog everywhere. I am very overwhelmed by the moment.
I would take a peek.
We're going the next person.
There's also the swap if you want to swap for the underdog.
Billy, go ahead, you Billy.
Billy, Billy, Billy.
Billy already picked.
I have to go.
Wow, picking for Chris.
Oh no, I don't want the other one to make things.
But here we go.
Where's your iron fist?
Come over here, Reaper.
Why don't you stick your iron fist in the bucket of...
Whoa.
Asshole. What? but yeah stick it there
France or friends oh the Raiders
I'm gonna put that one back again
Raiders are three point favorite home against the page. It's got the Patriots
I don't think they're playing the Raiders
That's is that the Patriots?
Yeah, but the swap is still a place of Jeremy slash Lucy could
Come on, let's go
Let's go reaper just get it away from get it away from Billy get the show away from
I'm gonna pick for the might believe it F.I.U. Welcome this in a
Microsbody language is a troche is by the way
Around why is the Reaper mumbling under his breath?
the Reaper is Not confident. It's pants.
Yelped at Roy. Reaper, get over to Roy.
Yeah, Reaper. Come on. The Reaper's timid.
I'll go quick. Weirdly timid.
And I get the charges. There are money and I football against the cowboys.
Two point dog at home. Oh, Jesus Christ. The Broncos.
All right, so you... Well, Jesus Christ, the Broncos. Yeah. All right, so you,
well, you're taking the Broncos instead.
Cool.
Broncos are a 10 and a half point dog against the chiefs at the chiefs.
Why I get for the week week.
Well, we know that they lost because that game was last night.
So perfect.
Good thing we know that.
Yeah, we know that for sure.
River is pushy.
Oh, thank you for your service.
Are any of the service academies on a buy this week?
Perhaps Air Force?
Oh, bad memories on that one.
Yeah, it's a good memory.
So they...
OK.
No, they're playing Wyoming.
I don't want that.
Oh, Wyoming, yeah.
Maybe Navy's on a buy?
We'll get back to you.
Well, I need to pick up there, not on a buy.
No, they're playing Charlotte.
Charlotte's bad.
Oh, I'm going to put it back.
Oh, she has a drone.
Thank you. No, thank you for your service. You're going to'm gonna put it back. Oh, she hits a drone!
Thank you.
No, thank you for your service.
You're gonna take it to the Coast Guard.
Thank you for your service.
How are these playing troy?
You're against America.
On the Sun.
You're against the Millenica.
You could go on Coast Guard.
That's disrespectful.
It's the most controversial thing to have on this show.
I went to Ireland to watch the troops play football.
None of you did that.
You made the tru route against the troops.
And I always say here supporting them, the sailors. The jets. The jets. The jets are six and a half point
dog at home against the Eagles. Yeah. I'm surprised that you
said, no thank you for your service. That was shocking. The
Cincinnati Bengals. The bangles are two and a half point
favored against the Seahawks at
the home. I have to keep that one right. All right, come on over here, Revert. You trust the Bengals now.
You bet the Bengals last week. You like them against Arizona. Arizona, Arizona stinks. You think
the Bengals are back. Everybody's fine. Jamar Chase is fine. Burrow is healthy. I've learned my
lesson from putting back favorite. So you have doubted the Bengals the last couple of years. You keep
it back on. They're going to get back to shitting.
Nice old get right game against Arizona Cardinals last week.
And the offense looking a little bit better.
And that's as a two and a half points bread.
Right.
I'll take it.
The timid Reaper is taking his time getting into this room.
The timid Reaper is moving very slowly, defeated, sad, real Emily,
the real piece of shit.
The Reaper, come on, I don't like this game.
Can you move a little bit faster?
Just move a little bit faster.
Thank you, Reaper.
He's making the show all about himself.
The Reaper's self-absorbed.
Thank you.
I've got a thank you for your service, Helmet.
I will indeed believe in the troops.
Okay, who are you?
Which one are you taking?
Whichever one is favored by the most?
You know they're no Navy right Navy's playing Charlotte right?
Sure, all right, maybe I'll take Navy
I'm not leaving our troops. I believe in America. I believe you I
Feel like I'm patriotic
Yes, I don't want to watch that game either, Jessica.
I'm trying to support America.
Thank you, Reaper.
Dan, I have some news for you.
Yes, it appears that the Coast Guard football team
is on a buy.
Well, take that then.
Well, I'm sorry, you're picking a clock.
No, I'm not taking that.
What have I taken the Coast Guard?
I ain't fist.
Well, there is a swap. It's a way to swap with Roy who took the Broncos Lucy's keeping the Texans. No. I'll take it and I'll take those guys. I just want to have the giant fish.
I rule with an ironfish.
Don't you want to swap with Roy who took the Broncos?
They had a shocking upset last night.
All right, let's all just draw a guy.
That's all just draw a guy.