The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Meek Bill
Episode Date: January 26, 2024The Miami Heat played a basketball game last night, and it seems like they MIGHT be struggling a bit. Just a bit. Dan discusses the Celtics' historic shooting performance, Billy "tells the truth," and... Jeremy suffers through it all. Then, we'll get to the Tony Show later, but that'll have to wait. Billy shows off his journalism credentials as Bloodhound Billy, Adam Schefter proves Stugotz right, and the GBF crew has theories on BE-LI-CHICK, BE-LI-CHICK, BE-LI-CHICK! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the Don Lebatore Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Mike Ryan has taken a personal mental health day because of what happened to the heat the last couple of nights.
They suck, right? There was a game last night?
All I kept thinking was how is Jeremy going to spin this?
Yeah, it's better to ignore it. For those people who do not know, I announced that when they lost to Memphis last two nights ago, it was the single worst loss of the heat season because you are playing
a terrible team that doesn't have John Morant and you're losing at home. I don't know if they lost
by double digits, but they're having all sorts of trouble scoring and their defense isn't good.
And that's a bit of a stunner. And what Boston did to them, Boston has announced all season.
Milwaukee just fired its coach because they're not as good as Boston.
Boston has been the standard in the league. And on a night, Stugatz, when the Knicks,
did Yolkich play last night?
Yes, he did.
The Knicks, the Knicks.
I had the same thought when I saw the score.
The Knicks, the Knicks beat the nuggets by 40 something points. And on that night, I think
I have this right. Correct me if I have it wrong, Jeremy.
Is that the single greatest true shooting percentage night a team has ever had?
What Boston did to Miami last night in making their defense, allegedly great defense, their
true shooting percentage, what they made from three and what they made from two.
I don't know that I've seen a lot of games in the history of basketball.
Can someone tell me, would you do me a favor?
I know some of you don't like the advanced metrics.
Would you just give me Will Chamberlain's
true shooting percentage for his career?
Will the Stilt?
Because he wasn't making threes
and true shooting percentage includes, Stu,
God's like how it's the three pointers worth more
than two points.
And so it changes how it is.
We do some of these calculations.
If you miss 50% of your threes,
but you're still making 50% of your threes,
it's better than making 60 and 65% of your twos
because you're just getting an extra point every time.
What was Wilt's career true shooting percentage
and what did the Boston Celtics do last night
in terms of true shooting percentage? Wilt Chamberlain had a 54.7 true shooting percentage. And what did the Boston Celtics do last night in terms of true shooting percentage?
Well, Chamberlain had a 54.7 true shooting percentage. I'm not sure what the Celtics
true shooting percentage was last night, but there was a moment during the game about
four minutes left in the second quarter where I mean, and I looked at each other and we
realized the Celtics have missed six shots and five of them are from three. They were
making everything, whether they were covered or not, but the heat's defense was,
I mean, it was pitiful last night. They gave up 143 points.
Let me stop you there.
Boston is overwhelming offensively. And that happened to the heat.
It's not that they're defense. Right. It was both just shitty. Well,
hold on a second because I've just looked it up.
This is unbelievable.
So Mike Shore is telling me, let me see if I have this right.
This can't be right.
Is this right?
Okay, this is from NBA Stats.
Hmm.
NBA Stats on X.
NBA Stats of the Day number 369.
It's a picture of Drew Holiday, White, and Jason Tatum. Heading into today, there were 124,646 team games
with shooting data in NBA history.
One team had ever shot 80% true shooting percentage.
That was, okay, so what I was seeing is not inaccurate.
That is as well as basketball can be played
by an offensive team and there was nobody
who was gonna stop that.
Now I will tell you, the heat do stink the last four games.
Like they can't do anything offensively
and when you can't do anything offensively,
your defensive effort is going to fall apart.
But Boston very much did that to the Miami Heat last night.
Absolutely, look, the Heat offense did look a little bit better
in the first half last night.
And they scored 110 points,
which is certainly better than it's been
the last several games.
Chris Haps Porzingis was hitting every single shot.
Like these guys, as you just mentioned.
And then he got hurt
because that's what always happens to Porzingis.
Well, it's an upgrade.
They get Al Horford and they're starting five now.
Having that.
And they landed on Bam's foot. It's not like it's like an injury. It looks like he's out
for a couple of weeks. Dirty player. No, I'm just asking. It's not past the all star break.
So I didn't see the game. I'm just asking. I'm trying. I'm trying. I thought you were
watching every game now. Well, after the all star break, yeah, after Superbowl, we went
over this. Come on, man. And then they traded away culture. So I'm still, I'm still on the
fence. Yeah. I'm leaning towards no still, I'm still on the fence.
Yeah. I'm leaning towards no, but I'm still on the fence here as to whether or not, because,
you know, for the best of the show, the betterment of the show, we need a heat guy. Yeah. It's
a local team for the local hour.
What happened to the heat truth teller character you were working on?
It's not past the super.
It talks out of the side of his mouth. I would like to hear from him on occasion because
this a bad day for Jeremy. It's a bad day for Mike Ryan.
It's a bad day if you care about the Miami Heat because Jeremy's devastated.
This is weird. I mean, it's weird.
They, they, it's not just that they've been inconsistent.
Look, we talked about this last year.
Okay, Stugatz, when your shots are not going down, you look like a team that is inconsistent.
Two years ago, they were the best three-point
shooting team in the NBA. Last year, weirdly, they had a lot of open looks from three and
couldn't make them very well. Now they're having trouble scoring offensively. They just
made a trade with what was a valuable chip. Those expiring contracts are valuable chips.
Within the business of what the heat do, they need to. I don't like that they do it any more than heat fans do.
They need to get under the salary, the luxury tax,
because that's how they run their business.
I don't like it any more than you do.
And so the trade was the contract of Terry Rosear
that you now have for multiple years
because he needs to help you offensively and defensively.
He had seven points left.
Well, look at what happened the last two games. What's he been? He was minus 20 in like 19 minutes in the first game and this takes a minute
I wouldn't blame this on him. He just got here and he was minus 28 last night. I
Believe he was he's been six for 21 from the field in the first couple of games. So obviously adjusting now
You saw nerve nerves out scary Terry
You saw flashes of what he can do for the offense at different points of last night
We're in the pick and roll with BAM. That was a positive thing, but obviously he's gotten off to a really bad start
I mean they lost by 33 so
28 there you go. Don't wait a minute. They lost by 33. He was only minus 20
So he was five points better than the rest
That's exactly how
It wasn't all of it
I mean high Smith was just minus eight. That's a game, huh? I mean look late in the game He he hit a few threes, but look they're not a
Complete team they've been dealing with injuries all season
No, not a complete team as of they don't have Jaime Hacas and Kevin love who have been an important part of Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy
How many Hawkeyes MVP Jeremy who else Cole swider at least rookie of the year, right?
Jeremy go sit in the penalty box he deserves it just I mean like no Hock is a good player I don't sit in the
penalty box Jeremy is oh Robinson other Robinson
don't tell me how hurt they are when bam Butler and Hero are playing and they're getting
dragged by the greatest shooting to shooting percentage and don't talk to me
about Hock as like I mean what are you doing is he gonna stop the 80% true
shooting percent I mean they lost by 33 Billy how is it possible scary was only
minus 28 though so five point difference I was bam by the way minus 28 Steve Martin Billy
We already did this
How can you possibly be what I need you to be before the all-star break which is what this showed desperately needs
Which is somebody who pulls on the other side of this obnoxious heat rope because
Jeremy things taking it in the other direction.
Jeremy is sitting here willing after that game
to talk to me about injuries when you've got
hero Bam and Butler out there, that's your team.
And Rogier.
Billy did start the segment saying the heat sucked now, huh?
Oh, I was asking, honest question.
I'm a journalist, man.
I break news, I do some reporting,
I do stuff here and there's I was asking
You can't have my pulse on everything. You are right that you are a journalist who breaks news Did you break that Marlins uniform news yesterday? Is that something that you broke?
Yeah, I mean I guess you could say that what's the news because I have no idea it just you know today
There's gonna be some new Unis. Are you whispering a say with your chest?
Just you know today. There's gonna be some new uni's. Are you whispering a say with your chest?
As Mike not taught you anything well miss be the Marlins guy. I could you know I could do it humbly
I'm fine with meek Marlins guy. It seems like he's not sure I'm fine with you being meek
It was seemingly Conferred
Meek bill is a new pop culture rapper that we in fact if you could give us Marlon's news as
wrapped information that is meek bill
That's a tough spot
Do it Billy well you started this I did no such thing report this with your chest you broke Marlin's news yesterday
New uniforms wrong again at least fan fest
Well this lats first things up a bit, you know what I mean Billy you just sees it new threads, you know what I mean
Fan fest tonight. Yeah, okay. You check it out if you want. Whatever.
It'll start the season, we'll see him on then.
That's all.
You know?
That kind of thing.
Brad.
You announced that you're a journalist.
Yeah.
But I'm not the story.
That's the sign of a good journalist.
A journalist just reports the things and moves on to go do the next thing.
Already onto the next beat, like a bloodhound, you know what I mean?
There you am.
And if you subscribe, lookin' for my killed duck.
If you would have subscribed to his Twitter, you would have known this months ago.
Who?
Oh wait, that's Mike, sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just give it out for free.
I'm, you know, like the newspaper used to be, well, it is never free, but it was if you
put one quarter in the machine, because there was never really a way to police that situation
I mean it was honor system. That's back when we were a proper society
You know what I mean? You'd go in you put a quarter thirty five cents whatever it is you take one
Because that's what you paid for and if something happened you had to put another quarter in there to get it on
Don't empty it out. You didn't pay for all them you paid for one and
Society knew that and we lived by that rule.
Except the Miami Newtimes, that was free.
That you could open up and take as many as you want.
That was a weird thing.
No wonder they, did they go under?
Well they haven't.
You can see they were giving it out for free.
What kind of business plan is that?
You know what I mean?
Ha, anything.
The reason, thank you, Bloodhound Pillar.
Obviously the next one.
Meek.
Meek.
Meek bill justek. Left it there for you. And how's the next?
Meek, Meekbill just breaks news casually,
just takes a dump on your show like Ben's over squats,
no shame, start shaking.
Like kicks the grass after.
Yes.
Why do they do that?
That's a good question.
Put it on the pole, please, Juju,
at Levituture, because my dog does that.
It seems like their way of wiping.
No, it's kind of like, let me do something
and like that'll get the-
Do you know why dogs, put it on the pole?
Do you know why dogs kick after they have shit kick grass or try it's only after shitting or peeing to know with my dog
It's only after pooping and yes because I always thought he's trying to cover it up
But that doesn't make any sense to me. So maybe somebody can explain these trying to push the scent
So so it's exactly right. Sometimes I do that when I explain this to me. I think he's trying to push the scent. Just so it's exactly right.
Sometimes I do that when I'm walking out of the bathroom.
He's trying to push it away.
No, no, no.
Trying to spread it out further.
His tears, they mark territory with their scent.
Yep.
Thank you, I did not know that.
The thing that I...
No one looked it up, we're not sure.
I mean, you guys are guessing.
No, but I told you.
I told you.
Tony told you because he's confident.
I told you because I looked it up.
But he was right.
Okay, sounds correct. Do what you want. Can't get me off your scent. I told you because I looked it up, but he was right. So sounds correct
You want can't get me off your scent
That's up to you. No, I am I am I need to shoot something up there. You know a little
The way humans the way humans do that is you close the door very quickly after pooping
So the scent stays in there. So when the next person walks in it's like oof what happened here do you open a window yeah never really never I prefer to poop in
bathrooms with no windows I'm saying afterwards to air it out you open nice
tight right I hate air fresh nurse you know I mean he keeps the smell in he
enjoys his own sense I mean don't live a tarred we got a free hardaway Free me
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Can we move this on to other subjects, please?
Jaime Hacas for Rookie of the Year or MVP?
Go sit outside again. Go back to the penalty box. Get out of here.
You walked right into the...
So, getting back to what it is that we were saying about the new times.
I told you a couple of days ago, there are any sortment of things that are making
me sad these days. And one of the things that made me sad was that my wife was needed help
with some boxing up of Christmas ornaments. I don't know when you guys do this, but this
was about a week ago. So I don't know about six weeks ago. I don't know when the time,
but so before Christmas, you were boxing up Christmas ornaments. Okay.
I've made the argument that January is the messiest month for houses
Because of things like that you got crap. You're still trying to put away. It's just a messy month in fairness to God's is Jewish
Thank you. Yeah, so he boxed up these Christmas ornaments before Christmas. Okay, well, he wouldn't be our Christmas expert
I wouldn't think no I boxed up all the dreidels my menorah the candle
I know, I boxed up all the dreidels, my menorah, the candle, the lighters. You don't box up a single thing.
When's the last time you boxed up anything?
So my wife, for the Christmas ornaments, we need a newspaper to wrap them up so
they have some cushion and stuff.
And so I have to go outside and keep in mind, I live in a tourist area.
No.
I live in an area that has a lot of hotels
It's a lot of people who would want or have
Newspapers because perhaps they don't have computers and I'm going from place to place
Fundamentally incapable of finding a Miami Herald the newspaper that birthed all of this that raised my ability to make a career at this
and couldn't find it anywhere.
And only when I happened upon the free box
where I found the New Times,
a diminished state of the New Times,
it is not what it used to be.
It's five pages of ads.
Big story on Griselda this week though.
Is that any good?
Have any of you seen any of that?
I'm getting to it.
Netflix, Griselda, Sophia Vergara, she is playing the godmother, the Colombian godmother, who
went through a murderous rampage that tore through Miami and left blood in our malls
and in our streets because that's the Miami I grew up in, reading a Miami Herald that had
all of our streets shot up because this woman
was leading a drug cartel as cocaine came and built our city.
It is now a net, I'm assuming that this will be by word of mouth if it has done even moderately
well a giant Netflix hit.
I've got to assume that but none of you have seen it yet.
I've seen the ads all over the place.
I see giant billboards all over the place
i'm assuming netflix is spending this kind of money on this because they know
it's an easy hit she is perfect for that part no matter
who it is that you think
can play
a columbian godmother who kills or no matter what you think of severe vergar as
an actress
she is perfect for getting people to watch that because of who she is
and because of how great she is in general.
With the narcos success that Netflix has had, they're like,
all right, what other stories can we tell them?
This is kind of a perfect one.
From what I've heard, Gino told me, he's the only person that I had no ex-watcher,
because it came out last night.
Gino said it was excellent, the first episode, so I'm excited to see it.
I feel like I'd be a terrible criminal slash drug lord.
You would.
You would.
You know what I mean? You'd be a terrible criminal slash drug lord. You would. You would.
You know what I mean?
You'd be meek Bill.
I just wanna like, I'd stick to my crime
and then kinda try to lay low and not like be too flashy
and like go around the streets and draw blood everywhere.
I'd love to watch a documentary of Billy shadowing
a major drug dealer.
Oh, like a, just for an entire week.
Like a drug dealer apprentice.
Yeah.
Like I would take over the family bids if something were to go wrong. The thing is, is I would for an entire week like a drug dealer apprentice. Yeah, like I would take over the family bids
Yes, something were to go wrong. Yeah, the thing is is I would imagine they'd be like guys
My accountant says we're supposed to put this on our taxes and they're like that's not how this works Billy
And I'm like well, we don't we don't want to get in trouble with the IRS
Let's stick that's my thing stick to one crime. You know what I mean?
Like let's not do the drug dealing and the tax crimes
Let's just do the drug dealing
Because then once you get into multiple crimes, that's when you really get in trouble hard to pay taxes on drugs
Tough thing to tell
Exactly
All right, am I in a guy's in disagreement with me if you know i'm i'm actually a big
crime crime small i'm i think i would focus on one crime i think once you
become a drug lord it like nothing else matters billy really yeah that's what i'm
saying once i get my toe in i'm all in rights i'm not dipping my toe in i'm
cannonball and that's how you get caught i feel like
i saw us toots this morning.
You mentioned crime here,
and I wanted to bring something up with you guys,
and I wanted to explore this,
because I came in here today,
a bit helpless in a way that was uncommon, Stugots,
and I saw you, I'm coming in,
and you're in the parking lot,
and I don't know how I looked to you,
but I felt a bit violated because,
and Stu got looked in my car
after I told him what had happened to me.
He looked into my car and he's like, oh my God,
no wonder you feel violated.
So I'm running late to work and I get into my car
and as I'm getting into my car,
I notice that everything that was in the glove compartments
and everything is just all over the floors
and clearly my car's been broken into.
Like my stuff has been stolen from inside of my car
and so this is how my morning has started
where I'm just dropping into the car and now noticing
like why is everything all over the place,
how did this happen?
And thankfully like they left my insurance papers
and my registration.
Well there's no value.
Thoughtful.
Yes.
It's not kind really.
It makes me think of Billy as a criminal.
Like look I'm desperate and I need things.
But you know what?
This person probably doesn't want to do the paperwork
of having to go get their insurance.
And that's double inconvenience.
You leave like a 20.
You leave a $20 bill just in case.
As a tip, how does this keep happening to you?
I mean, it's where I live
and people are more and more desperate.
Are you parking streets out here in a garage?
No, this was someone broken into our garage.
Is it your whole top down?
You do that, man.
Oh, the top was not down.
You look frazzled, you looked like, you didn't look good. You looked like you were shook a little bit
And I understand why because my car has been, you know, I've told you the story before
Miami Arena with a heat first plate. I came outside at midnight
I saw from a distance that two crackheads were in my car smoking crack and they took a bunch of stuff as well
So and I call the cops on them. I am not walking up to my car in that spot. I did it. I was going to say, I called the cops, man. You think I walked towards the
car? I walked back towards the arena, calling the cops. Well, the, the desperation that
is all over my, my wife just, it didn't even seem plausible and I didn't look it up. But
my wife just said to me yesterday that most of half Americans can't afford their rent
right now. And I'm like, that number can't afford their rent right now.
And I'm like, that number can't be right.
That half, half of Americans,
like there has to be something wrong with the mathematics
and I never actually went and looked at it.
That math makes no sense.
Most of half is a strange.
No.
So like, yeah, like 75% of 50 is like a,
it almost sounded like you said most of half American so people that are half American
Most of them. There's a minority thing
Forgive me. I misspoke because I'm frazzled because I got robbed this morning
Forgive any mistakes I made I just explained it to you looking for compassion about being fired by feeling violated
Yeah, from over here, and of course you speak. Thank you, Roy.
Are you okay?
I mean, no, I feel violated.
You're violated.
I mean, no, no.
You have this weird thing going on.
I don't know what they did, but the lights on the right side of your car work
and the lights on the left side of the car do not work.
They steal your light bulbs?
Not relevant to this particular part of the fragile discussion.
I want to explore and forgive me for misspeaking. Jeremy, you can look this up
because it doesn't seem plausible plausible to me that anywhere near half of
Americans can't afford their rent. Like there's an article from Newsweek that
mentions that the majority of Americans are spending greater than 30% of their
income on rent and utilities.
There is a Reddit post that just says half of Americans can't afford rent.
Most of half I'm finding most of half Americans is what they're also use Reddit.
Regardless of how you arrive at the conclusion of me saying poorly that most
half Americans and half of those can't afford their rent.
The thing that I was saying about desperation is I don't even blame somebody who is so desperate
that they need to break in and get more because people are in a desperate state.
I sort of understand that if that's happening, that person needs whatever was in my car more
than I do.
I'm just asking the rest of you, have you ever been robbed and had the feeling of
helplessness that comes with it? Because I really do feel like it's so invasive
that it has altered me today, that I'm coming in here sort of discombobulated
in a way I normally wouldn't be because I was robbed this morning and I, you know,
I noticed it while sitting in my car.
Did they change these seat settings?
That's a good question.
That's always annoying.
I mean, no, they came in fast.
Like obviously they were pitted out.
Well, because there's so much stuff thrown
all over the place.
In fact, you guys can go take,
my car's still in that state.
You can take a picture or take a camera crew out there
to show what can get to my car.
Because I didn't know what the car looks like. And it seemed like an open invitation. Like if you there to show what can get you my car. It's a bad idea because then I don't know
what the car looks like.
And it seems like an open invitation,
like if you need to rob from me, you're allowed.
And now we're setting up a bar.
I understand.
It seems like a bad idea.
Let's not be out of business.
Only if you really need it though.
You can't steal from Dan's car.
I'm putting that right now.
The odder system, if you really need to,
you can steal from Dan's car.
Yeah, just leave 20 bucks.
I had someone steal a slip and slide
and a radio out of my car once,
and I felt like the slip and slide was not out of necessity
That was just a crime
It loves slip and slides man, I mean we still from dance company like every day we did the Tony show last night
I've been stealing for 20 years. I
Feel so violated and helpless to God, but I'm used to it
I'm like, oh he needs it more night You are the type that I would imagine getting robbed
and just being like, wow, you can have it.
I was like that, but I'm still hurt by it.
Like all they've left, like what they've stolen from me.
What they take.
What they, all they, all they stole
is my dignity and my masculinity.
Don Lebatard.
Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character?
Oh, can I go?
This isn't my question, but I did.
Jessica Rabbit, who frame Roger Rabbit?
Yes, yes.
She was married to Roger Rabbit,
even though he was a bunny and she was a humanoid,
but they were both cartoons.
Stugots.
I had a crush on Betty Rubble.
Oh, wow.
What?
What?
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
Whoa, with a surprise nomination from Stugatz.
Showing you his dirty, dirty, inner nine-year-old.
This is the Don Lebatar Show with Stugatz.
Stugatz, we've got a lot of stuff that we're going to get to.
Matthew Kachuk, superstar hockey players, going to join us later.
The details around the Vince McMahon lawsuit are wildly appalling.
Unbelievable, even if you thought you knew how awful this person was and even if you believe
in innocent until proven guilty and lawsuits don't make things so the details are really
shocking even understanding that this person is from wrestling and we all know he's kind
of terrible and furthermore he gets to maximum win now because his company is worth so much and no
one can touch him and there's public shame, but he will reap many, many rewards.
We are going to talk to the foremost expert about Vince McMahon, the person who wrote
the book about Vince McMahon, about these lawsuit details in a second.
And in a little while, Tony is chomping at the bit to talk about his evening last night,
which is just to lie around on YouTube
and let our audience watch him.
He did a show, a punishment, for many hours last night.
We will get to that in a little bit.
The only part of that I wanna get to now though, Tony,
that I didn't understand because somebody has told me
my father just got here and I wasn't expecting him.
I asked him to come last night.
Is he arriving 15 hours late?
Well, you know how it is on Cuban time, Dan.
You say one thing and I'll be there.
So you said 1030, right?
Okay, perfect.
No, so they want,
your parents wanted to go to the game last night.
Obviously, I don't know why they lost by 33, not the point.
But they wanted to go to the game last night.
There was a ton of traffic for whatever reason.
I don't know if something was happening on the bridge.
They were talking over it. Oh buddy. I can't make it.
They kind of gave me one of those.
And I was like, no worries.
Tomorrow we'll come, we'll hang out, we'll do the thing.
And then bam, they're here.
Are you prepared to do something with my father?
I'm always, I'm always prepared to do something.
So we'll do a refrontal deal with my father.
We have a special one, Dan.
This is not just a regular to fund the deal.
This has a chart.
This has a graph.
Oh, there's a very, very important one.
Well, how do you know if you spin a wheel and it tells you? No, because this one, no, because this one is not wheel. This has a graph. There's a very, very important one. Well, how do you know if you spin a wheel and it tells you?
No, because this one, no, because this one is not wheel.
This is different. We're going to take a phrase and then we're
going to extrapolate on that phrase. So it's very exciting.
Okay, so it's a permutation where it's evolving.
Refrande Lea is evolving. All right, we will get to that in a
little bit. But first, you got the stuff with Belichick, I think
is pretty interesting. I think even if you are
unsurprised that Belichick has been let go by the Patriots and I guess at this point
we're unsurprised, but I'm telling you that it isn't in any way normal for me to understand
that Bill Belichick is taking multiple interviews with the Falcons and he's not their choice.
Like I don't, I'm, I even as Mina explains, well,
his coaches are bad. He's bad as a GM. I just still can't believe what's happening to Bella
chick without Brady, that he appears to not have a job available.
A Bella check has a job available. We just don't know which one yet. Okay, Dan. He is
up to something. I am telling you he is working back channels. He didn't want the Falcons, okay?
The Falcons may think they don't want Belichick.
What I'm telling you is Belichick didn't want the Falcons.
And so Billy and I have been talking about this
and we think we know what Belichick is up to.
Yeah, it's very exciting.
What is he up to?
What do you mean it's very exciting?
What's exciting?
It's exciting.
It is.
Well, there are two things that he's potentially up to. One is Adam Schefter floated the idea on ESPN last night that perhaps he
is waiting around, as I've said now for two weeks for Andy Reed to retire so we could
take over for the Kansas city chiefs. How about that? I mean, Speaker 0,5,4,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5,5, after actually said that he did. Wow. That's a victory for Stuart. Thank you.
We did kind of have a conversation of,
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Just, well, I take it back.
And we're here, legal's looking into this.
Legal's figuring it out.
Yeah, someone will figure it out, someone.
They should vote for this,
but what's the remainder of this theory?
Well, we were trying to piece things together. Oh, well,
what we were talking about on God was football before we get to the theory is
that still got made up that whole thing with Andy Reed very clearly.
And now he goes, Adam Schefter is reporting that as an actual possibility.
So I tried to kind of break down with him,
how he feels about when he makes things up
that end up happening.
If he feels like happy that he figured that out, or if he feels upset that he's not giving
credit for something that he had absolutely no sourcing on and just completely made up
because he was upset with Jeff Dernay said, but it's you got, you just invented that.
That's not a real thing.
He now has sources.
He saw a tweet.
I think he said, I use logic.
Okay. He's 65 years old. He has a family. He saw a tweet, I think he said. I use logic, okay? He's 65 years old.
He has a family.
He has things to do.
But no, hold on.
And then I combined that with Peter King.
I use logic.
With Peter King telling us that really
what Andy Reed wanted to do was to be a journalist.
And he still has time to do that.
He still has time to be a journalist.
That's true.
As journalism is dying.
And you know, newspapers maybe.
It's since I can't find them anywhere. Maybe
that's the career he should go into. Is Andy Reed indeed 65? Yes. Yes. Yes. But he's going
to be replaced by like a 73 year old. So it makes absolutely no sense. 71 year old. Yes.
But the other idea that Billy and I were kind of floating around is the big one, Dan. Yes.
And this was not on God bless football. This is fresh right here. We talked about it after
God bless football. We saved it just for the show.
Yes, yes we did.
Is the fact that can you imagine next year,
head into next year, if Bill Belichick is a free agent
and you're Nick Siriani and you're down 14 to three
against the giant second quarter,
and then all of a sudden on the big screen
of the jumbo trot, there's Belichick's face in the stands.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He just starts traveling around, Dan.
When things are going bad, it's just like,
it's almost like in wrestling
when like a wrestler's gonna come over from like an injury
or like another company
and they just start teasing that person
and all of a sudden like the lights go on,
you just see like a flash of like,
not the person, but like a symbol or something.
We just start seeing Belichick symbols.
Or we start seeing, oh, was that Bill Belichick's face
in the crowd?
Like, I don't know.
Or then you see like pictures that are taken on that weekend.
And it's like a picture of the sidelines.
And then Connor Stallion style,
you just see Belichick in the background.
And then people look around and they're,
oh, spook, look at the videos.
And they're like, was he there?
Was he not there?
And he wasn't there, but he shows up in the pictures.
And he just slowly starts appearing
in different places like that.
Anytime there is some disarray with the coaching staff
or with the team, Bill Belichick just seems
to appear somewhere.
Is that Bill Belichick in the rafters?
Is that him in the upper deck?
Billy, I got it.
Is this him?
Now he's stinging my pocket.
He turned him into stinging.
So the stadium should have a hot seat
that they put Bill Belichick in
I love that hot seat or not see the tea
You have you're putting Bella check in the hot seat
You're not putting Bella check in the hot seat. Well, they have a hot seat next to Bella check
Right, then the coach has to go sit there and then Bella check
Rises always like a coach
Yeah, well, I like the team sending out a message like hey Hey, if we don't start playing better, Bella checks coming to take your job. They posted on social media.
The one part and I love the idea, but the one part that your theory has some flaws in
it because you say, can you imagine a Sirianne in trouble? Yeah. It was two weeks ago when
Bella check was available. Like we could have done. Yes. No, no, no, no, you're missing
the point. When Bella check is available, every coach is in trouble.
It could be Mike McDaniel down here with Miami.
But, so God, he's available right now.
And yeah, he can't fire most of these guys yet,
but you can after an 0 and 2, 0 and 3 start, you know?
Big difference, Dan.
What was that sound?
You know, I don't know what it was.
It was a combination of words, a sentence.
It was, I don't know.
Seven words at once.
It sounded like a word, you know?
A hiccup and a burp is what it sounded like altogether.
But imagine the pressure for these coaches
knowing that Belichick's in the stadium at the game
and they're oh and one down 14,
the three to the giants of the first half.
Again, I saw it last a couple weeks ago
I don't need to imagine it like it's you're not seeing you don't see it
Then you can't get rid of dable today or sirianni today, but you can after an hour to start
But you could have two weeks ago
That's the past you can today as well you can right now you can right now today. Yeah, but what fun is that?
How's he gonna if he appears then at the stadium? It's empty There's no fans cheering. You're gonna make any sense. Why would they do it today?
You need the fans going, Bella Jack. It's a good chantable name. Right. And every team can do it.
Three syllables help. That is a good chantable name to chant at Siriani. doesn't have the same ring to it.
It's more ominous.
You know what? Let's, let's try this. I'm going, you know what?
You're right. Playing the game. Thank you. Let's. Okay.
We're in AT&T stadium where the Packers have won more.
Put that behind Dan so we get an actual good visual right now.
Yeah, video. Get on it. Yeah. AT&T.
So we're at AT&T stadium
where the Packers have won more playoff games in Jerry Jones' stadium this century than
the Dallas Cowboys have won this century after Mike McCarthy goes into the playoffs and Jerry
Jones says when asked what's his future like, look like his response is we will evaluate it after each game. And
the first game they had an epic echoing disaster. If you were evaluating it, the way to evaluate
it would be to say you're fired, but Mike McCarthy's not fired, but now they have started
video. That is not what I want. I did not want it.
He wanted AT&T stadium video. I don't want
Bella check. Thank you for getting him out of here. I want ATT stadium behind me so that
we can chant it. Mike McCarthy, who has now started the season, Oh, and three because
there's not enough pressure on him that he has an owner who wants to eliminate him at
every turn. And the only reason the owner hasn't eliminated him is because he doesn't want to actually work with
power, powerful people. He wants puppets like Jason Garrett.
Right. You're headed in the right direction. Jerry has called the guy who's in charge of
the jumbo tron and told them to put a face, a picture of Belichick on the jumbo tron and
then the crowd. All right. So video, if you can't get me AT&T stadium, because these things are hard to do, if you want to put Bella check or something behind me that motivates
this crowd to summon the ability to haunt Mike McCarthy with the pressure of a chance.
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