The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Pinkies Up!
Episode Date: August 28, 2024Today's cast: Amin, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Jessica, and Tony. Amin has a bone to pick with documentaries and the people who consume them. Why do we need ANOTHER Untold documentary about someth...ing we already know all about? Then, we take a look through Stugotz's night watching a new Netflix show and his disdain when there is too much meat on a chicken wing. Plus, Billy is cranky about changes to his streaming system, and the crew makes a promise to each other regarding Only Murders in the Building. Also, it's time for the Suey Award nominees for the Best Laugh! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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One of the most reviled words for me in sports right now is the
word documentary.
Why?
StuGots, I am sick and tired of documentaries.
Not because documentaries are bad as a whole.
There are some great documentaries that have been made.
Yep, the Last Dance.
That's not one of them.
That's a great commercial.
That's an excellent commercial.
I love The Last Dance.
But because very quickly I realized,
maybe like 15 minutes in, like, oh,
we're doing one big Nike Gatorade McDonald's ad.
Okay, I'm here for it.
The reason I hate documentaries in sports as a catch-all
is because what I've discovered,
actually you know what, I take it back.
I need to thank all of these documentaries.
I am sorry for saying I hate you,
reverse course, thank you.
What happened there?
What happened there?
Because what I've come to realize
is things that I thought were common knowledge,
none of you bastards was paying attention at all.
At all. At all.
At all.
Like what?
I'll give you a great example.
Okay.
A great recent example.
The Steve McNair documentary
on the Untold series on Netflix.
We just went, I just watched something about this
like three years ago.
First of all, I lived it.
I remember it when it was going on.
You were there for that?
I was alive and an adult when Steve McNair passed away,
when he was murdered.
So, like the new story unfolding, we knew about it.
Then there was a documentary that came out
like a couple years ago, watched that as well.
And so Netflix comes along with their untold series talking about
Steve McNair and I'm like, okay, let's see what you got. And it was like, yeah, we knew
this already. But I got to hear everyone be like, oh my God, did you know that Steve McNair
was, yes, yes I did. As did everyone else who was old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes
when it happened.
Was the first documentary good?
The first McNair documentary?
I was not aware there was a first,
I thought this was the first one.
No, no, I thought it was good, I thought it was decent,
but what I've discovered is,
your evaluation of whether a documentary is good or not
basically comes down to,
have you heard about any of this before?
Right.
I went through this with Mike Fuentes
right before the show started.
He went through a list of like the untold series.
Untold series in particular to me
is really shallow documentaries.
Mike Fuentes went through a list
and he named the ones that he thought
were actually pretty good.
And all of them were like the ones that we had knew nothing about.
One about minor league hockey, one about a woman boxer who was like had a hit honor or
something like that, like a murder hit honor.
All the stuff that we know at least a little bit about, we're like, yeah, this is kind
of weak.
And the latest in this series is the Connor Stallion thing, which by the way, there's gotta be a moratorium.
You can't have a documentary less than 12 months
after the shit happened.
You cannot have a documentary.
I think you're right about that.
It's an ABC News report, it's Dateline at that point.
It's not a documentary.
But Jessica, you watch, I refuse, I was like I already know this on some bullshit. I
Watched till last night and I I tweeted this so I'm recycling a joke here
They should rename the series told because I learned nothing it has already been told
So like the big already told the big story about this documentary in particular was that connor salient sat for an interview and so like to your point i mean if this
had been a a sit down interview with the journalist i think it would have been a
better avenue for putting this out there but instead they framed it as like this
big revealing documentary that really just rehashed sort of the same thing
over and over again he claims that you know he he didn't do any advanced
scouting and that maybe people happened
to use tickets that he had and happened to film things, but it wasn't sort of like this
operation being done by Michigan and there were a bunch of Michigan fans that were in
the documentary sort of saying, everyone just hates us, we won the national championship,
ha ha, suck it.
And that was the extent of it.
And there was sort of no additional reporting
that was done that would have added to things
that we already knew from last year
when the reporting came out.
The signature of an untold documentary,
ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you this.
Number one, access.
We got a central figure from this thing to sit down.
Number two.
There's more than one signature, huh?
Yeah, exactly, several signatures.
It's like the Declaration of Independence.
We've got a big signature.
There's John Hancock, then Thomas Jefferson,
everybody else, right?
Number two, you have to have, in order to get that access,
to let that person say whatever the hell they want
with zero pushback.
Those are the two hallmarks right there.
You get someone, oh like damn they got so and so to sit down and then you realize oh
they got them to sit down because they let them say whatever the hell they want and did
not push back or investigate any of their claims.
They just took it on face value.
A great example of this, Stugatz, was the Tim Donahue documentary and untold
it right a lot of people like wow that's crazy I remember LeBron tweeted about it
oh my god it goes just goes to show because Tim Donahue would say things
like oh we're playing we were reffing Heat versus Knicks and I knew that Derrick
Stafford hated Pat Riley so I bet the over on Nick's free throws.
And then they just said okay, and they moved on,
and they're like, and the Knicks shot more free throws
than the Heat, and so many people took it and ran with it.
Remember we did this on Basketball Illuminati,
me and Tom Habistro.
Yes.
We went back, Tom went back and watched that game.
And he was right, there were ways.
Let's do tell you, he remembers.
There were more foul calls for the Knicks that there were more felt foul calls
for the next then there were against the miami heat
tom did something very interesting he said let me see who's making the calls
derrick stafford called like six files against the heat
but six thousand eight and five on the Knicks. So a little
bit towards Miami, but like by one. The other ref had I think four on the Knicks and three
on the Heat. Tim Donahue had like 12 fouls called on the Heat and like four on the Knicks.
So yes, he was right. He knew who was going to shoot more free throws. He knew because
there was a ref who was crooked in that game, but it wasn't Derrick Stafford.
It was Tim Donahue.
And anyone worth their salt would have sat down, watched this shit, and verified what
this man, this pathological liar is saying.
And so when we come to this Conestallian, and we walk away with, huh, I guess
Michigan didn't do anything at all.
There was no pushback.
There was no rebuttal or even deep investigation of what this man is saying.
They took everything Sugat on service level.
That Donahue episode was my favorite episode.
What's on the show this week?
This week is, I thought we just talked about it, Conor Stallions.
Basketball Illuminati?
Oh no, that show doesn't exist anymore.
Sorry.
How stupid are you doing?
Not well.
Oh, shit, okay.
I was trying to help you out there.
I didn't know the show was canceled, I'm sorry.
We're not the planet's game.
We've all got one.
We all got one.
I was hoping with Dan out,
we would not talk documentaries.
Are we talking Sports Media Next, Kelsey's, McAfee?
What are you gonna do?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Stu Gotts, tell us your takeaways
from the US Open last night.
Let's start with that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't watch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stu Gotts.
Walk us through a night with you.
What did you do?
Last night, what did I do?
I got home. Let's see. What did you do last night? What did I do? I got home I
Let's see. What did I do last night? I got home. I did a little work Billy. I got organized
I was looking for flights for Kansas City. I took a couple of gummies Valhalla
40 milligrams by the way, I went out to the driving range. I chipped a few balls
I went to the putting green a full day then I picked up dinner for my wife and my daughter. What do we eat? We had a hurricane hurricane grill
Hurricane bar and grill. Yeah, it was great some wings honey barbecue for me playing for Abby. I think Rachel had
Garlic wings. I don't like garlic. I'm happy going sauce on the side or she goes plain with blue cheese
Yeah, extra crispy. Perspective.
Grilled or fried?
She goes fried, she likes fried wings, yeah.
But she likes small wings, so Hurricane is great
because they're not too meaty, you know?
I don't like meat on my wings, too much meat.
You like a bony wing.
What?
I don't like too much meat, when they're too thick,
especially the drumsticks, I don't like that.
Too meaty.
You like less food?
No, no, no, I just like a nice compact wing, that's all.
I don't like a lot of chicken on it, you know?
What's the argument against too much chicken?
You know the bulky wings?
Yes.
You know, occasionally you get like a bulky wing.
Yeah, it looks like a Flintstones type of drumstick.
Yeah, I want it to be tight.
I don't want it to be bulky, that's all.
You want the chicken in the gym. You want the chicken conditioned, a little emaciated.
Not emaciated, like just fit. Gets its steps in, this chicken.
So then we were done with that. We had dinner. We sat around. I took a shower. I had dessert. I had another gummy.
Another? dessert. I had another gummy. Another. I watched something.
I don't remember what it is that I watched. Oh, I watched
Accident. Have you guys seen this on Netflix? Accident?
What is it? It's the number two show right now. So, they have
a birthday party. This is the one with the Bounce House? The
Bounce House. No way. You watched it? Yeah, it's crazy. It
is crazy. So, this guy, they have a birthday party for this guy's son.
Is this fictional or is this like a-
It's fictional.
This is a documentary.
It continues to go.
So they have a birthday party for this guy's son.
He's wealthy.
He's got a nice house, beautiful house, beautiful backyard.
They invite all the best friends over.
And he's waiting on a phone call.
And this call is to see whether or not he has closed this deal for him and his partners.
That is like a 40 to 60 million dollar deal.
Really quick, is it a reenactment or is it like
we're getting like a sit down interview
and grainy original footage?
Original footage from like a ring camera.
Okay, gotcha.
So this is also from what I'm reading,
this is a non-English TV show,
so you're watching it with subtitles
or was it like dubbed over in English?
It's dubbed over in English got it and subtitles about that nice. That's
Yeah, just in case double your trouble case. You don't understand English. Yeah, I don't know why they didn't double down
Okay, all right, so I'm not a movie maker. I'm not a television show maker Billy
I'm just telling you what I saw your consumer and that's important. How'd you land on this by the way of all things out there?
Listen I title gots do I would have gotten me I scroll around Netflix an accident You're a consumer and that's important to us. How'd you land on this by the way of all things out there?
Listen.
The title got Stu, it would have gotten me.
I scroll around Netflix.
On accident.
I don't like Netflix, they changed the way that it looks,
right, or was that just me?
I think that's just you.
Really?
My Netflix looks the same.
Guys.
Well how's yours look?
Oh, cool.
Don't let them change the way that it looks.
Wait, how's yours look?
Wild.
What do you mean?
I can't find anything.
Well what are you talking about?
It's wild.
So before, you would have basically almost like a grid
system, right, where you go to, oh, wow.
I still have that.
Oh, no.
Bad news is coming your way, my friends.
Impossible to find things now.
Don't do the update.
Wait, to clarify, my Netflix looks like this.
At the top and the biggest squares,
whatever the new thing they're pushing.
The featured one.
Then they've got top 10 in the US,
then they've got stuff that you were watching
and you wanna continue watching.
You wanna continue watching.
Mom's continuing watching.
Top 10 TV shows, top 10 movies.
Then they got one where it's like,
we picked these for you.
We picked these for you, there you go.
Hold your Netflix tight and hug it every night
so that you don't miss these days of having this Netflix.
What do you have?
Because the end is coming for you very soon.
They changed the way that it looks and it is a disaster.
It's basically like they got rid of all of the stuff
on the side, so before on the side you would have
TV, movies, my stuff, yeah, like a menu, right?
Now they changed it and there's three little words
on the top, there's no lines and then it became
someone decided let's play around with how many
different size rectangles we can have
and put them all over the place.
So like there's a giant rectangle like at the top
and then there's like smaller like squares
kind of like the grid that existed before
but like lines are gone and it's like everything's together.
It's very confusing.
There's no like, it's hard to find like the little titles
like oh you want to see this because you watched,
I don't know, Superbad or something, right? like it's very confusing now i don't like change the new netflix not for
me so much so that i've straight up just i'm not i'm not doing netflix today like i'll go there and
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I may take it one step further.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
You're getting sexier by the moment!
Slow down, slow down!
We haven't even gotten...
Stugats!
Jason Sanders, you're on notice!
Yeah!
Oh wow!
Oh my gosh!
What in spite of him!
Oh wow! I ho ho ho ho! Oh wow!
I love you Duke!
This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats!
I am telling you this, I don't know our partnerships but...
I know how to think of them. Max is one of them.
No, this isn't a Max thing.
That's why I do that.
Here's the thing, I'm not gonna name names.
But there's a show that I,
I think this show's called Bad Monkey.
Oh yeah.
Not gonna name names,
not gonna put any potential partners out there.
Bill Lawrence.
I am for the first time considering
ending a subscription and then restarting it
two months from now so I could just binge a show.
Cause I don't.
I don't.
Oh, cause it's once a week.
Yeah, I don't know that I necessarily need to have
a subscription to watch this show every week when it's out.
If I could just kind of catch it on the tail end.
I just save money watching it all at once.
I have certain ones that I'll watch a show here,
I'll watch a show there,
but it's not like a continuous thing
that I'm always going there.
No names.
So Billy, so I get exactly what you're saying
because I, in general, appreciate the show
that comes out weekly.
I like the anticipation, especially like,
hey guys, what do you think is gonna happen next week?
You guys are old.
Like Shogun, Shogun was great.
Shogun was great.
Once a week.
Well no, like mysteries are ones like that
where like, okay, for example,
yesterday, a new season
of Only Murders in the Building came out.
Now that's one that some people enjoy binge watching
because they can catch up, but that's another one
that because it's like a murder mystery situation,
like you can come up with your own theories
and you can theorize over the span of a week
and you're like, did you see this, did you see that,
do you think this person did this,
do you think they did that?
So like that's one, honestly, I watched it last night.
I have friends, I'm like,
oh no, no, no, murders in the building came out.
Which by the way, if we're gonna be honest.
You didn't text me.
I didn't know you watched it.
You guys watched that?
We talked about it like a thousand times.
I introduced you to it.
That's not true.
Exactly right.
With years ago.
That's not true.
Season one.
Falsehoods if I've ever heard.
Go back and look it up.
You're not his friends.
Look this up where?
Where would I look that up? If you just go through like.
Where would you look it up?
It's almost like we don't live our lives
recorded for three to four hours a day.
Yeah, correct, but I'm gonna go through what?
Like September of the year 2020 to like listen to like.
Yes, exactly.
What was Amin on?
Let me see if Amin introduced.
We talked about it on Mr. Craley.
Jeremy, get on that.
We talked about it here.
I'm sorry, Billy.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that Amin introduced me to it.
It does.
I think so.
Okay, fine. We'll agree to agree here. Jeremy agreed to introduced me to it. It does. I think so. Okay, fine.
We'll agree to agree here.
Jeremy, I'm looking at this show.
We'll agree to disagree.
No, agree to agree.
I agree with him.
He introduced me to the show.
Everyone's a little cranky today.
It's weird.
No, who is?
You.
Me?
No, I'm not.
I'm firing all of the sudden.
You get back to the accident.
I will.
We'll get there.
He's cranky about Netflix.
He's cranky about big TV shows.
Guys, when you get this Netflix,
you're going to feel the same way.
Is that cranky?
Your world is going to end.
You're not gonna feel the same
after you've seen the new Netflix.
I'm telling you right now, you don't want the new Netflix.
Don't do anything, don't touch anything,
don't change anything.
That's one of those things
where you accidentally hit the wrong thing
and then you update something
and your world is so much worse off,
you don't want the new Netflix.
But anyways, what were we talking about?
The accident.
Only murders in a building?
You have to wonder how many times
people around them can get killed, right?
Like we're by season four.
That's how I feel about murder she wrote.
I'm like she lives in like this little island
near Cape Cod.
How are so many people getting murdered?
Those tiny towns I never get.
I used to think that all the time
about pretty little liars.
It's like guys, there's someone out here killing people.
Find the criminal.
How hard is it?
This is a town of 37 people.
It's one of them.
Billy, you know what we should have as the final season?
They actually murder somebody.
Who?
They do, Martin Short and Steve Martin.
I was, I was, I, I,
Steve Martin also.
There's been some, there's been some seasons
that I've thought, you know what what but that's how they should end
It you know should actually kill somebody and then I'll go to do it would be Martin Short right?
He's the most desperate Martin. He's definitely killed Steve Martin definitely
Because he's a failed actor and he's sick and tired of people kind of like but he had success and he has money Martin
Short's always kind of been like the guy that he had that accident
spoiler alert spoiler alert
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get into what happened in the first episode, but good first episode. Yeah. Okay. Yeah
There's a slightly different than the other season so far
But this is a show that some people like to binge because they want to see what happens week after week
And then this is another show that people like us like to then theorize so since we all watch this show let's kind of
make a pact right now so we can almost have a only murders in the building
book club pinkies up everybody where we can discuss our chess are you in on this
my pinkies up I see that so what what what days gang are we gonna watch this
so that then we can kind of discuss what days does it come out I think Tuesdays
Tuesdays because I saw it yesterday.
On Hulu.
On Hulu, yeah, Hulu.
Your grandfather did it on that one too.
The thing is, Billy, College football season started,
and the NFL season about to start,
and the WNBA season's still going on,
and I'm pretty swamped.
It's a Tuesday.
It's a Tuesday.
It's a Tuesday show.
Thursday.
You got 30 minutes on a Tuesday.
Yeah, there's a 39er.
30 minutes?
Yeah, there's a 39er, but I think it's a long one.
That's episode one. It's a Tuesday think it's a long episode one I do have
there I think we're gonna flirt with like 32 to 37 days of your day no it's a 39er 39 is
cuz it's episode one episode one that's what I'm saying I think we're gonna
flirt with 32 37 by the way you haven't seen any before I saw seasons one and
two uh-huh but I didn't three was a big one season three you want to tell you
what happened don't tell her
Three come on the problem is is that we've reached the level of success on the show where now it's just cameo city every
My issue after season one
Well, because sting was in season one is like hey you're staying
Which and then by the way, then season two was just like Amy Schumer lives in our building now, and it's like, wait, what?
And then that was like the whole thing of Amy Schumer,
like here she is in like an episode or two,
and she's just like, she's Amy Schumer.
Did I get ballsacked, or is Martin Short now
dating Meryl Streep?
In real life?
That seems to be happening in real life.
Really?
They're like holding hands on red carpets.
That doesn't make sense.
No way.
She was in season three.
I love it.
She was in season three?
She was one of the main characters in season three.
Love interest.
Was she playing herself?
No. No, down on her look at
She's still supposed to be oh, yeah, I put my down sorry minds back
Do you think do you think he's up do you think they met and started dating on set or were they already dating?
He got her the job no
Got her the job you know
It seemed like she's actually this down on her likea-hole actress. I can't get work without
Short you're pushing that you're pushing back. No. I'm just saying like I have my issues with Meryl Streep
I think she's an overrated actor
Martin short is the guy that's along for the ride
Really he's funny. Oh, I think you don't really
I like Martin Short. Really?
He's funny.
Oh, I thought you said you don't really like him.
No, I do like him.
The father of the variety was incredible.
No, I said I like him.
Steve Martin also I like.
Absolutely.
Yeah, not less so.
And also Steve Martin.
But Stugats.
Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez, let's play.
No, we're not playing that.
Probably a bad idea.
Stugats says Martin Short is just along for the ride.
And Stugats, I'm saying absolutely not.
He's the one with one of the hottest shows in America.
What has she done lately?
I'll wait.
That's a fair point.
I mean, but I feel like Martin Short
is always one of those guys that gets plugged into a movie
because Steve Martin's in the movie
and he's more famous and he wants Martin Short in the movie.
Are you just going off of three amigos?
Yeah.
So anyway, there's this birthday party that he's having for his kid,
right? His son. And he has one of those bounce houses there. And he was responsible for nailing
in the final stake, right? For hammering that thing in. Oh no. But then he got a phone call
and it was the phone call he had been waiting for for days. Changed his life, that phone call.
Yes. And more ways than one, it seems. And so he got up and he ran inside because he was so excited to take
the phone call and he forgot to hammer in that final stake. So as he's taking
the phone call and they're saying hey you got the deal you know 40 million, 60
million dollars. What is happening is unbeknownst to him is that the Bouncy
House is flying away with five or six kids on it and four of them
or five of them die they find them. Yeah, no and now it is torn his life apart. It is
torn their marriage apart. Did his kids survive? No, one of his friends, one of his son died.
His son died. Question. So now he's living with his guilt and should he turn himself
in and what does he do? There's a lot of
questions. Yeah. I got a
question. Okay. So. Great show.
I am a wealthy man with a big
deal on the line, right? I'm
wealthy enough to have a huge
backyard and wealthy enough to
get this bouncy house for my
kid's birthday. Yet I refuse to
pay someone else to do this. I'm
going to be hammering and
staking. No, no, no. If you hire
someone, you should not be the
one staking it in. I think. Time out. He you hire someone, you should not be the one staking it in.
Time out. He did hire someone. He has someone, a family that works at the house, okay?
The wife needed ice.
But this is probably a...
Time out. He was hammering in the steak, okay?
Their guy, their maintenance guy was hammering in the steak and the wife needed ice.
And so the husband said, hey, go get the ice.
We need it now.
I will take care of the bouncy house.
How about that?
If this is a rental, the people you rented from
would set it up.
Not someone that works for you at the house.
Oh, like the business we wanted to start.
Don't, shh, shh, shh.
Was that the gaki?
Number one.
Number two, Billy.
There shouldn't be one steak that that's important.
I was gonna say, three steaks?
I think you should be locked in on three steaks.
Yeah, there's not just one steak.
The one steak missing shouldn't have allowed this to happen.
But also, honey, we need ice.
Hey, John, stop doing the manual labor
and just go hop in the car and get this ice.
I'll do this thing that requires manual labor and skill.
Instead of just getting ice.
Was there like a derecho or something? How did this thing just like pick up and leave
with children in it?
I know what that is.
There was a big wind storm that came by
and you know, picked it up and carried it away.
And then you see like, you know,
you see these families watching their kids fall
from the bouncy house.
Has this ever happened in real life?
I'm certain it has.
Absolutely.
There was Balloon Boy that flew away in the balloon
and we found out, yeah, but he was never in the balloon.
It was a big lie.
That was a lie.
We're covering that live on this show.
That's how old this show is.
Hey, happy 20th, everyone.
Watch this.
There's gonna be a documentary, Untold Balloon Boy.
And people go like,
did you know there was a boy who was in a balloon?
They got blown away.
Yeah, that was a crazy person.
Man.
He made it all up for attention.
You know what was a good show?
What was that?
Oz.
Oh.
Great show.
Speaking of Barrel Street, Barry.
I mean, God, Big Little Lies on Max.
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Don LeBretard.
No one else here is willing to do a Trump or a Biden.
That's not true, Dan.
Okay, Tony, you can catch up. Man of a thousand impersonations. That's not true, Dan. Okay, Tony, you can catch up.
Man of a thousand impersonations.
That's not bad, man.
Finally.
Pretty good.
Stugatz.
Yours is terrible.
You just gotta get a little redder, a little pinker.
You're right there, man.
Yours is not.
You're Biden.
What do you mean?
Oh, his is good, Dan.
That's actually not bad. His is good.
That's not terrible.
We gotta come together.
A little southern twang there.
A little George Bush in that one.
This is the Don Lebathorpe Show with the Stugats.
We're gonna be joined by fantasy expert Matthew Barry in just a moment, but first
it's Sui Week and today we've got Best Laugh.
Hit it!
And now, the Sui nominees for Best Laugh.
Alex Rodriguez.
Andy Reid. Bernie Williams, Alonzo Mourning, Ben Schwartz, Adnan Virk, Adam Schefter. Kenny G. Joy Taylor. Kathy Griffin. I don't know the Jim Laraniga. Katie Nolan. J. Billis, Jake Plummer, George the Iceman, Gervin, Gabriel Iglesias, AKA Fluffy, Dan
Soder, Dan Patrick, El Duncan. Semifinals.
Christian Wilkins.
Dan Hurley.
Chris Whittingham.
Chris Mad Dog Russo.
Chris Felica, aka The Bear.
Carlos Boozer.
Carlos Boosers.
Carlos Boosers.
Carlos Boosers.
Carlos Boosers. Carlos Boosers. Chris Felica aka the bear Carlos Boozer
Chris Cody expert no this is not no this is not good it doesn't seem clean Chris Brooks Kepka. He's laughing at Calvin Johnson.
Boogie Cousins.
Brad Williams.
Tim Kirchen.
Spencer Hall.
Tom Thibodeau.
Adam Schefter's mom, Shirley. Stan Van Gundy. Sammy Sosa. Robert Griffin Rob Delaney Sam Morrill Princess Claire Bellamy
Rich Eisen
Rex Chapman
Randy Mohler aka Red Deer
Ramona Shelburne
Poppy Lebatard
Right? Poppy Lebatard.
You know, even pants, you know, even football, you know.
Mina Kimes.
The Batboy who was fired by David Sampson, Nick Cirillo.
Michelle Beadle.
Oh, thank you.
Mike McDaniel.
Method Man. Lando Norris.
Lil Dicky.
Mero.
Lamarcus Aldridge.
Marty Smith.
Wayne Newton.
Carl Weathers.
Shooter McGavin.
Dan Lebatard, Charlotte Wilder, Amin Elhassen, Billy Gill, Tony Colada you'd Roy Bellamy.
The threesomes Roy Wood Jr.
Parakeet Cortez, Ron McGill, Pablo Torre.
Mike Ryan.
Jessica Smetana.
Jujugadi.
Jeremy Tachay.
That's all I got on it.
The laugh was that.
Greg Cody.
He's never heard the phrase necking.
Izzy Gutierrez.
Wait.
David Sampson.
Yeah.
Dominique Foxworth.
LPGA golfer who went viral for smoking heaters Charlie Hull
A fun game to play there that I was trying to do is which one of these were real laughs
I'm a fake a lot of fake laughs fully admit mine was super fake. So is mine
Actually one of your genuine ones to gods. That's why I put it in.
How do you decipher?
You can kind of tell with you.
Do you guys like listening to your own laughter?
No.
I do when it's real. When I really belly laugh, it's a fun thing.
I feel like there's several people who have great belly laughs. Jessica, you're one of them. You got a great laugh.
When I was younger, people told me
that when I died, my laugh would go straight to hell.
Damn.
Because it was so annoying.
Say hi to our brials.
It's a compliment, I think.
Somewhere in there, there's a compliment.
Like, the rest of me is in heaven.
That's the compliment, I guess.
But it's like, no, your laugh sucks.
Who told you this?
My friends.
How old were you?
I don't know.
Not old.
So wait, let me get this straight.
So for them, your laugh is something of Satan.
Evil.
Yeah.
There it is.
2025, ladies and gentlemen.
Villainous laughs there.
My bad.
No.
What you got?
No, no.
George Gervin.
Villainous.
Oh, yeah.
He was like, ha, ha, ha.
His echoed everywhere.
It was like the count, right?
But that's his real laugh.
I know.
I thought Princess Claire's is gonna be tough to beat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one's up there.
Greg Cody's good because he almost dies during his.
And then Katie Nolan because he goes, weee, at the end.
Greg sacrificed the most for his submission.
I think that we can say that.
Left it all out on the line.
I like Charlie Hull's too.
Yeah.
Little horn. He he.. Yeah. It's a little horn.
He-he.
Old school, those convertibles.
But they weren't convertibles back then.
It was just that sort of car looked like.
Yes.
He-he.
Ha-ha-ha.
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