The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Reggie October

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

David Samson joins us for the first two segments of today's Local Hour to discuss the Shipping Container's lack of Halloween participation, his viral moment on CBS, former Marlins thriving in the post...season, Corey Seager, and the Marte Parte. Then, Billy has words for "Reggie October" and Samson explains why he's mad about the time the Raiders made their firings. Plus, Tony has a pitch for the greatest commercial jingle of all-time while dressed as Peter Pan, Lucy almost got hit by a car...again, and Nicholas Cage's new movie trailer is perfect. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. This is the Don Levertor Show with the Stugat's Podcast. It always makes the show better when someone is in costume Peter Pan is with us today and it's a sad sad little bomb Bobby He's a hero for our people, but I don't think of him as sad He came in here Tony came in here today and there's a problem because the costume in the back it sags and is not flattering to his ass. Peter Pan is feeling self-conscious about the fact that he doesn't look as silly.
Starting point is 00:00:49 He looks great in that costume. I told him he looks really strong. He looks like a wrestler almost. Like a bad character wrestler, but a good like in shape wrestler. I offered to wear it. I'm glad I didn't because I wouldn't have filled it out that way. I also didn't pick this.
Starting point is 00:01:00 This was assigned to me. And then all of a sudden the costume was handed to me. There's funny things to do. There's funny things to do. If I going to be perfectly honest with what's going on with the grid of death punishments because I feel like someone, I don't know who it is, is throwing his weight around saying we need to do certain things because they came up to me and they're like, so we wanted to pick out your outfit for the Takashi 6-9 punishment. I go, I did not select that punishment. I will not be wearing that. Chris Whittingham selected
Starting point is 00:01:22 that punishment. The fact that he quit has nothing to do with me I didn't do that. I'm not wearing that costume Let's thank you very much and by the way I just like also say there was funny business I won the costume contest yesterday and they didn't want to give it to me Let's bring in David Samson here because I don't know what to do about yesterday I remain 24 hours later Embarrassed by the general indifference of everyone at our company
Starting point is 00:01:46 who works on camera except for Lucy. Lucy is exempted. And Jessica, by the way, would have been, I don't know why she wasn't here yesterday. I know she would have been thrilled to not surprise to me, David, that the new people around here wore costumes. And the other people have grown comfortable with making money from a video product that should be made better by wearing costumes that nobody but the new people around here wore anything and everyone else was lazy. What do I do about that?
Starting point is 00:02:17 I did not see any sort of memo that required costumes. Thank you. There was in the slack a note that said there was a costume competition in the slack right but was it required? it seems pretty elective to me Dan that is too that is not elective you need a memo for Halloween I'm as to God I didn't know I reported to Cynthia if we did we all be in trouble because oh that kitchen's always dirty i have a solution then we need an actual org chart we have one uh... our
Starting point is 00:02:49 website sort of yeah we sort of my boss sort of have a web uh... yeah we kind of have an org chart kind of it would be amazing if people knew exactly who they reported to and when a memo is sent by your boss saying hey common costume it's not a question, it's a requirement. I think you would have gotten better participation. But how about the idea that we have a lot of room for growth in video and draft kings is
Starting point is 00:03:11 paying us a lot of money to look good on camera. And I saw what the shows, the other shows that we're trying did on camera yesterday. And we were the worst. There was no one in the country doing a national show. That's impossible. No, there was no one doing the country doing a national show that's it no there was no one do it was bad no what what's that terrible I had been an oversight so much of a better brass
Starting point is 00:03:33 you know i am much old man how wacky yes uh... goge was bad his father is often the i did his father was worse i need to check with some of the if i can sue i thought the fork in the road shirt was really the highlight. You can, Mike. You're doing a different show than the rest of us. I was talking to Mike.
Starting point is 00:03:51 David, you're a Halloween guy. Did you dress up? No, I'm a candy guy, not a costume guy. I dressed up in a blazer in a shirt and I did some MLB analysis and I ate a lot of candy. So it was just like a normal Tuesday. David, I do want to talk world series, but one bit of a world series content
Starting point is 00:04:10 that I saw go viral was your coverage for CBS. And I think you got lucky in that no one recognized your voice outside of fans of the show. Are you aware that you went viral over the last few days? No, this is the furt, what exactly, what did I do? So it's a very short clip. Typically there's a little bit more context applied to these things, but you're talking about the diamond backs
Starting point is 00:04:33 and contextually you're talking about the last world series that they want. And you said, are you talking about 9-11? Yeah, yeah, you said, hopefully history repeats itself for the diamond backs, not the 9-11 part. And that went kind of viral. Your name wasn't attached to it, though, so I guess you're doing it fairly anonymously. But why would it be, why is that a big deal?
Starting point is 00:04:52 It's true. I don't want. If you're the Diamondbacks, you want history to repeat, and that was an amazing win they had in 2001 when everybody thought the New York should win, and it would have been a perfect story for them to win that particular world series people may remember the George Bush first pitch, etc. And the way the Yankees walked off B.K. Kim, Marlon's fans may remember that name. Then one of the nicest guys we ever had. I don't know if you guys remember who that is.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Not only do I remember it, I remember feeling terribly bad for him in that world series because he fell into the arms of his first Basement after giving a whole run-up right on the middle of the field He came up in two successive days no less and and he was able I I knew him after and he was able to deal with it But it's something that will be with him. It's sort of like Buckner But at the end of the day the Diamondbacks came back and walked off the Yankees with another former Marlon, Luis Gonzalez, and Craig Council.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Two Marlins involved in that plague. And guess what? That was an amazing moment. So I thought the Diamondbacks would want history to repeat itself from a one. And in the moment, while I was live on the air for CBS, I thought, well, I don't want that to be out there as a statement that I want
Starting point is 00:06:05 history to repeat itself from 2001. So I said, but not the 9-11. Oh, but you made it worse. I don't think people would have assumed that what you would have been doing that. Exactly. You made it worse. You wouldn't have gone viral or gotten into trouble at all if you had said, hopefully, history repeats itself and just not reminded anybody about anything right?
Starting point is 00:06:26 No one wants the other part. That's correct. So he wasn't wrong in that. But there was no reason to bring it up as the point. So one of my biggest issues on and off the court is that I play everything out in my head and I assume that everyone is looking at things and thinking about things the same way I am and it didn't pass my brain test when I said I hope his history repeats itself so that's why I felt I needed to clarify. Do you feel you're right? Do you feel when you're talking all the time because for those of you who want something before we start for the day nothing personal goes live at 8 a.m. Also Mike Goliak and his father doing
Starting point is 00:07:01 things on the draft king network that are worth watching because they're getting they're getting very good at the chemistry between those two michael again is son uh... might find you michael like uh... junior and his father well said uh... thank you and could you not text me between eight and eight forty five anymore can we make that a rule uh... uh... no i think regardless when you're talking for fifty straight minutes, you're spending the entire time thinking that every sentence that you're saying is going to land somewhere in a way that you have
Starting point is 00:07:32 to defend yourself from the possible outcome before the next sentence. Well, no, I've gone through that entire calculus already, and once in a while something slips through, but generally my brain is ahead of my mouth, even when I'm doing the show for 45 minutes straight every morning, and when your brain's ahead of your mouth, you're gonna be okay. But once in a while something gets a little wacky, and you say something, and then you think to yourself, wow, my brain didn't go through all the possibilities
Starting point is 00:07:59 of how that could be interpreted. And all that happened during that clip on CBS. Not just being bothered by no one around here treating Halloween seriously. I was also and have been bothered by the way that we're covering the World Series and the playoffs in general around here because the only coverage our show has done is that nobody cares about the World Series. That is the beginning and the end of all the coverage that has happened around here. Your take on how lowly rated this world series is is what? Sorry, I was distracted because Chris Cody is now texting me.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Maybe he doesn't know there's live shows at 9. So my take is this. The ratings don't really matter too much to the broadcasters or to the league. But we have to do press releases because everyone else seems to think that ratings is the measurement. The real measurement is the revenue that you get from the networks
Starting point is 00:08:52 and the value of those deals and those deals are tremendously profitable to the teams. However, you don't like to lose out to football which is why you try to not schedule games against football because it's just embarrassing, but it's really not, doesn't factor into the amount of money that gets paid into baseball. So it's not as big a deal as you think. Radiance are down everywhere because there's just more things to do, more things to watch.
Starting point is 00:09:17 But is it an indicator that people don't actually care about the World Series, that this is a bad World Series for the average fan of sports not the average fan of baseball. Yeah, because you're gonna have that until game six or game seven and that's why you root for a long series because then when you don't have the New York teams or the Boston or L.A. or Atlanta involved in a world series you need it to go long because once it goes long and then people will watch even if they don't care about either of the teams. And if they care about one of the teams like in the New York Florida World Series, people are tuning in to watch that
Starting point is 00:09:51 because all you need is one. And this world series did not have any, and that's been the problem. David, if you were running the match, you mentioned Craig Council before. He's interested in that job. I think he's a great manager. I do.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I think he's a good manager. Who would you hire as the next Metz Manager? I think they already have great manager. I do. I think he's a good manager. Who would you hire as the next met's manager? I think they already have a deal with Craig Counsel. He's interviewing with Cleveland as a way to get leverage and to get as much money as he can out of Steve Cohn. He got out there that the Astros would be interested in him, which is great.
Starting point is 00:10:18 You want to be sought after by different networks and different people so you can get as much money as you can from the person you end up being with. And it's the same that goes for managers. They want to be sought after. So Steve Cohn gives them four years at $7 million a year. And the reason why it's so important
Starting point is 00:10:36 is that managers have been getting paid less recently because GMs are getting more now. It's totally switched than from what it used to be. But Craig Council wants to reverse that trend. Would that be your hire though? I think that was the understanding when David Sterns was hired as president of baseball operations that Craig Council and David were a package deal.
Starting point is 00:10:54 On the mound tonight are two former moorlands, Evol the and Zach Allen. Zach Allen was in the moorlands farm system, involving that jazz chism trade. I'm curious how you're going to experience tonight and is Seager the MVP? Seager will be the MVP of the World Series if the Rangers win. And for people who have not watched the series, the Texas Rangers, it's a fun series to watch. That's what I've enjoyed.
Starting point is 00:11:18 And there's a guy right now, his name is Kettle Marte. It's a Marte partay. He has a 20 game hitting streak in the post season. The number of players who have ever done that in history is zero. You have a guy in the mound, Nathan Ovaldi, the former Marlin. He's one of the best post season pitchers of all time. And he's pitching tonight. Zach Gallon.
Starting point is 00:11:39 We got him for O'Zuna. That wasn't me. That was Mike Hill who did that deal after i was gone that gallons really good to so it's a game worth watching and i think the series will continue because baseball needs it to continue you cannot start the otani swoop stakes tomorrow
Starting point is 00:11:57 you've got to have more games in the world series that ozuna trade before you back to the world series but just inside one of the best trades in marlin's history where get Sandia Contra and you get Zach Galen and you get other prospects. It didn't pan out, but you got a ton for Marcelo Zuna. That was a great trade by Mike Hill doing that, getting those Zuna out and getting those guys in phenomenal. And trading gallon for jazz was not a bad trade.
Starting point is 00:12:20 That's a good trade for both teams when you've got strength and pitching. You move it along to get position players. Don Lebertard. Oh, I like firing people. So I take the opportunity to fire whenever I possibly can because I can use it as a learning experience for them and try to help them out and try to point out what they did wrong. But in this case, the employee was enough levels below where I was that I did not do the firing, but I had it done within moments of discovery.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I'm just like firing people. It's absurd. It's absurd. Stugats. I'm talking about people who I fire who deserve it, who have done something that actively requires me to fire them. It is my unadulterated pleasure to do so. This is the Don Lebertar Show with this two cats.
Starting point is 00:13:08 I'm wondering, David, how you feel about this, because the more this postseason goes on, the more we see people that just seem kind of like average players or just run-of-the-mill players, like not to say Kyle Schwarber's an average player, but Kyle Schwarber, you see that he passes Reggie Jackson in career postseason home runs. Then you see something like Corey Seeger last night, they put up a stat, 77 games for him, 77 games for Reggie Jackson, 19 home runs for him, 18 home runs for Reggie Jackson, 48 RBI each.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Reggie October was viewed as like this postseason legend. And now you have guys this postseason that everyone's just catching up to what he did. So there's great postseason performances going on that we're just missing out on and thinking Reggie Jackson was so much better than them. Before you answer that, David, would you have find me for calling him Reggie October? I like Reggie October better than Mr. October. I'm just sure I would. I'm just making sure I have never heard anyone say Reggie October, I like Reggie October better than Mr. October. I'm just sure I would act. I'm just making sure I have never heard anyone say Reggie October. I like it. If he had, if he had legally changed his name to Reggie October, everyone would have been fine with
Starting point is 00:14:15 it. We should do a top five list, but I can only think of one of the greatest name changes of all time, and it starts and stops with world be free. I mean, I like, uh, I like Mark super duper. Chameleon changing his name to super. What did runner test? Didn't runner test change his name? No matter world peace. Good. Shadow Chosinco also.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And Leo Nunez, I believe. But that was. What was Billy's question? I don't know. It's a good point. He's making about there. There's no. I'm going to do that. That was hard. I was. What was Billy's question? I don't know. It's a good point. He's making it about there. There's no. I'm going to answer that and Reggie, Reggie October is overrated basically as well.
Starting point is 00:14:53 We're going down to you. You have to remember that there's more rounds of playoffs. So when you're seen, you can't compare it now to back then you would go right to the LCS, right to the sometimes right to the PENT, right to the World Series. Now you can have wild card, then division series, then LCS, then World Series. So you have way more at bats and more opportunities to hit home runs. So what Kyle Schwarber did, it's amazing. The number of home runs he hits from the left side, that's the record you're referring to. But you should try to look at what the number of games are, number of at bats that it took to accomplish what these guys are accomplished. Well, Corey Seagr is the exact the number of games are, number of at-bats that it took to accomplish what these guys are accomplished.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Well, Cory Seagr is the exact same number of games, 77 games, both of them, and he has the exact stats. He has one more home run of the same RBI. So I'm just, it's more to note that what is being done now in present day by seemingly average guys, not that Cory Seagr's average, but just guys that we don't view as legendary and necessary hall of famous moving forward
Starting point is 00:15:44 are putting up great performances in the postseason. People are just missing out on it because they're not watching as much. guys that we don't view as legendary and necessary hall of famous moving forward are putting up great performances in the postseason people are just missing out on it because they're not watching as much do you not view Corey seger as a superstar he got three hundred and twenty five million dollars and he's actually been worth it he won the MVP in twenty for the Dodgers and he could win the MVP in twenty three with the Rangers that's getting into pretty historic territory yeah but I don't think that in the grand scheme of things, he's going to be remembered as Reggie Jackson was. It's just different times.
Starting point is 00:16:11 I think there's more people younger in the demographic we're looking for who know Corey Sear than no Reggie Jackson. Mike Ryan whispered in my ear because he couldn't believe what you said. Nathan E. Evaldy is one of the best postseason pictures of all time. Reveal us. Eight and three with an ERA of 3.3. Oh, with 77 strikeouts in his postseason career, 16 starts. Does that indeed make him? I mean, that's not sub three.
Starting point is 00:16:36 And I was taking David for what he said on surface value, but those stats don't seem like greatest postseason pitcher conversation. I think when I said one of the greatest, not the greatest. I mean, you got to be sub three to enter the conversation. One of the 50 greatest, I mean, I don't exactly, I didn't say the number. Well, but I don't think anybody is saying Nathan, he of all, he has been good. But that's a lot of postseason that I don't think anyone thinks of him as one of the greatest postseason pictures of all time.
Starting point is 00:17:05 The Valdi is one of the top 100 postseason pictures. He doesn't make the staff. He doesn't make the all postseason. Yeah, he said he's one of the postseason pictures of all time. Billy, do you realize that when you say Reggie Jackson, the reason Reggie Jackson gets to be Reggie October is because there were only three networks and all of America was gathered around the television to watch him hit a third home runoff at Charlie Huff. Well, don't get me started on Bay Rooftos.
Starting point is 00:17:31 The only reason Bay Rooftos is this legend is because no one actually saw him play. I'm getting started on him. Wait a second. We glossed over something. David, you said Major League Baseball needs more games. Major League Baseball needs a lot of things. They don't always get them. Are you suggesting some sort of fixes in here?
Starting point is 00:17:46 Oh, it's not a fix and we've covered that too. I think that it's very clear what they want. You don't want this series to end in five because if you get to a sixth game, you get news on the off day, which is Thursday, and then you get more news Friday and that gets you into the weekend. So I think it's very important for the Diamondbacks to win tonight. And I think that you will see the umpiring has been inconsistent. There's no question about it. It has been, in some cases dreadful,
Starting point is 00:18:13 the home plate ball strike calls. So I think that it's not out of the question that baseball and umpires and the teams, everyone knows what you'd prefer. Does it always happen that way? No. There's series that end in five. If Seager and Simeon continue to hit the way they're hitting and they have a five run second
Starting point is 00:18:29 inning and a five run third inning, there's nothing anyone can do. And the series is going to end tonight. I just don't think it will. I think the Diamondbacks in fact will win tonight. You've generally been pro all these changes that baseball has made. But in the Diamondbacks, while I was paying attention to the sport over the summer, I think you could objectively call them not a great team. They slither into the playoffs because a lot of help because of a dropball in the outfield by the Chicago Cubs. They can win tonight and they've been hard to kill on this postseason. What I'm getting at is this would potentially be if they come back in this series and win
Starting point is 00:19:04 it, would be regarded as the worst world series champion of all time. Well, you would squarely have the the playoff expansion to blame. How is this being reacted to by some of the the guardians and gatekeepers of the game, the Bob Cossuses of the world? Well, Bob Cossus, that's an example of a total traditionalist. But remember when the Cardinals won the World Series and they had they an 84 win season with pool halls, maybe 2006 somewhere in that range, were you were you feeling that same way? No, but the playoffs have changed since then haven't they? So yes, they've expanded, which has been great for the sport because it keeps more cities
Starting point is 00:19:39 in it longer. That's the purpose of expanded playoffs is to make it so that people are going to games. And attendance was up significantly this year as an industry. And I don't want to sound like I'm pimping for baseball. But I will say the rule changes have helped. The game times are down. The games are more interesting. Arizona plays a fun kind of game where they're stealing bases. They put the game in motion, which is fun to watch. Calling them the worst World Series Champion. I guess somebody, there's 123 World Series Champions. Someone's got to be the worst team.
Starting point is 00:20:10 If you're saying it's them, I guess we could evaluate that. But, hey, rings are ring. I don't think that Arizona getting second ring before Tampa has won or Colorado has won in terms of some expansion teams and matching Florida's two, I don't think that they will be worried that you think they're the worst champion. I don't think they're the worst. I'm just saying in terms of record and because of an expanded playoff, they would not be
Starting point is 00:20:34 in in previous incarnations of the MLB playoffs. I'm saying all people view them. I don't care enough to have that kind of opinion about the Arizona Diamondback. Well, the Diamondback, though, and Dave started to cut you off. They, early in the summer, were neck and neck with the braids for the best record in baseball and the national league. Like, they were hot, and then they hit a very cold stretch, and they went, like, the lot of it.
Starting point is 00:20:54 16 and 34 over a stretch. Yeah, they had a very cold stretch, but like, if you do that in terms of playoff expansion, and you wouldn't be in in former incarnations, then the Marlins would have zero world series. They'd have zero playoff experiences. That you, if you go back to the original, there's two teams that make it to the postseason in each league and then they compete against each other and then they go to the world series. So like as the game expands and the playoffs expand, you're going to get more and more things. And it's easy every year.
Starting point is 00:21:21 The Phillies wouldn't have been the nationally champions last year either. Had there not been playoff expansion. So every time the playoff expands, you're going to find an outlier team that ends up making it to the world series and potentially winning, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they shouldn't be there. They're not deserving. They did what they had to by the rules of the game at the time. David seems to agree, even though he has been silenced by you.
Starting point is 00:21:42 You've left him speechless by the way that you put the laid that out, he has no rebuttals. Let's move on to other subjects. The general manager and the coach overnight of the Raiders have been let go. Josh McDaniels was signed for four more years that seems like wild mismanagement. That group of gave jimmy garapalo seventy two million dollars what were your thoughts of how poorly handled that was in it's not even the worst football story of the day in terms of mismanagement espn just released a story about how toxic the work environment is with the
Starting point is 00:22:19 Arizona cardinals well that's been going on with bidwell that's a major problem they have there i just would ask what took till ten o'clock local time to fire the coach and GM and then you waited an hour to release a statement of who the interim would be and then you waited another hour to release a third statement of who the interim GM would be. All the guys I fired, we had a replacement like that. We would do the firing and the hiring same moment. We once had a manager waiting in the wings and come right out after we did our firing press conference.
Starting point is 00:22:52 That was my favorite when they can pass, right? They are one guys out, one guys in. What's Mark Davis doing? The trade deadline was 4 p.m. and it took six hours to say, oh, I guess we got to play Kate Adams and make a firing here. I was not happy with the time of day.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Do you realize how happy you sounded about firing? Sorry, I'm not. About firing a manager and having him walk past the new manager? It was coordinated. It was like a ballet. But an evil one. A one that if you don't care about people and enjoy firing people it's not something that you bring a smile to your face
Starting point is 00:23:28 the family of the guy who's hired you think Antonio pierces family isn't happy that mcdangles got cans i happen to disagree that's ready's family was plenty happy that's not what we were talking about we were just talking about your joy at firing somebody and having someone waiting in the wings to replace him. Would you rather be me or you, Dan, who's never really into fire anybody and will just take lack of performance as an okay-given and maybe it'll change? Which would you rather have?
Starting point is 00:23:56 Well clearly the one I'd rather have is the company that I have because it's the thing that I've chosen. And you're no longer working in baseball doing it that way. Jesus. Jesus. David, how many people have you fired? How many people? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:15 In France, there's a thing when you smoke cigarettes. Hey, how many cigarettes do you smoke a day? And they say we do not count what we love. I heard in France, there's lots of bed bugs right now too. Mm-hmm. Not related, but. I just liked how Piz David was about the time of day. Did you guys catch that? I was not happy about the time of day.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Yeah, late at night. Groot in different circumstance, but I believe that that also happened at an odd time. It turns out that Mark Davis is a bit odd. Let's just a night all maybe. let's review some movies here what do you got for us today in the next twenty five seconds i need to review the last nickolas cage movie
Starting point is 00:24:54 and i need to understand what's happening it's called the retirement plan nickolas cage plays this past hitman or mob guy who's in the kamen islands and then ashley green comes as his long lost daughter who he's never seen and all of a sudden He's got to save her from being killed or he's gonna be killed and it is the most ridiculous plot the most ridiculous movie And I felt so sorry for Nicholas Cage pass on it. Don't watch it. 9-8. It's a joke 5-4 pass. I videowed that trailer and sent it to all my friends. Don Lebertard!
Starting point is 00:25:29 We got a freini hard away. Oh, freini? Who's a freini hard away? I was trying to read fast. You deem is on the team. Luke Jackson, Bobby Jones, the Matrix, Sean Marion, Stugatz. So, Shaq, Smush Parker, Chris Quinn, Dwayne, Jason Williams, they're all right. I mean, stacked roster. This is the Don Lebatar Show with a Stugats.
Starting point is 00:25:56 I have just sent our video team. We will have it momentarily, Mr. Godds. I've just sent them the retirement plan trailer for Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage, I believe he has to more than anyone in Hollywood, correct? Any star. And I think he's still a list. He has to be still a list, even though he makes a lot of stinkers. No one makes half as many movies as he does, correct?
Starting point is 00:26:29 Like if you had to guess who was he in? Bruce Willis was kind of being forced out there to do a bunch while he still could. Yep. You are correct on that. They were abusing Bruce Willis in a deteriorating mental state too. Allegedly. Well, I mean, it was just obvious. They were reports that they were feeding him his lines through an earpiece because he
Starting point is 00:26:51 was having trouble, he was having mental issues. Now Mel Gibson appears to be in a lot of movies. He really does. He's in every movie. Well, again, these are people who were getting a lot of work. I don't know. You know, Nicholas Cage's spending habits are famously crazed. And also, there were tax issues as well.
Starting point is 00:27:10 So he has to make a certain number of movies just to pay for all the skulls that he has from pirates and stuff. The typical Airbus Willis is suffering from a type of dementia that made it very difficult to process words. Correct. Sorry. I should have been more gentle there, but it did seem there were reports that people were sort of milking what was left. The reason that you have so many movies where he's, he's either not standing or holding a gun like he's being.
Starting point is 00:27:37 The other side of the coin was Bruce Willis also knew that he wanted to leave more for his family, too. And while not the roles he used to do took these for the money. Nicholas Cage has first ballot hall of favor in this respect and we will get to that trailer in a second. But before we do so, Tony is claiming and I don't Peter Pan over there. Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad,
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Starting point is 00:28:15 sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad this came about because last night was Halloween, obviously I was going trick or treating with the kiddos. And every house that has a good display also has scary theme Halloween music. And a staple to every scary Halloween music is Ghostbusters. So as I hear the rift, and all of a sudden my brain doesn't listen Ghostbusters,
Starting point is 00:28:39 it hears truck of man. Really, Maru, you watch so much, you watch so much low roots. You've watched so much local sports that you believe the greatest commercial jingle of all time is simply a stolen song that is something that represents the
Starting point is 00:28:53 laziest kind of music ever made. I'll think it away with this. We need a song. We need a song. Chuck O'Van. We need a song. We need a song. I'm with Tony.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Not on how great it is. How did they get away with this? Well, that campaign also sneaky had like another level of confusion to it where Dan Marino was in all the commercials. So that it was really confusing because it's like Ghostbusters, Maroonie, Marino. Is it the same name? Is it a different thing?
Starting point is 00:29:22 And at that time, every time there's a call to the bullpen the song was playing. Ah, the Maroonie calls the pen. It was a crazy time. I had to go all music nerd on you, but the whole big deal about the original Ghostbusters song was Huey Lewis sued Ray Parker because he felt like the song was so long from I Want A New Drug.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Wow. How did he get away with that? Ray Parker Jr. All of his maroonie. Sam Maroonie. Maroonie. Marino, marino. They don't know. Dan, they don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:47 So it's a car dealership that used to be marooning out auto nation. Now I don't know if it's something else or not. D-R-P-N-K. Yeah, right, drive paint. So it was that. And for whatever reason, they just had a commercial jingle on local radio.
Starting point is 00:29:58 24-7, they would just play, ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. I will continue to ask the question publicly until someone gets me an answer. I don't think I can just have a commercial now on local television where I steal a famous song and make it something that sells my shit. I don't think that's allowed.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I think you're right, but car dealerships in Miami have a whole undercurrent of... They had to pay licensing, guys. They didn't have to. They didn't have to meet to to rape Parker to them pay really loses to re purpose. So he could pay the news. Speaking of cars, Lucy was almost hit by one again. A car. Like a weird tone to take this is our ring that news. This is speaking of cars. I'll go. I'm in. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Who you gonna call? We need a car. I was there with you, Tony. I'm going to go away. I'm going to go away. We need a car. I'm in. Why does this keep happening to you, Lucy?
Starting point is 00:30:58 I don't because it's not me. Why are you looking both ways? I look both ways. Don't victim me. I had the little walk sign. I had the right of way. That means nothing though. I learned that the hard way.
Starting point is 00:31:09 I blow through that all the time. Don't do that. You're going to kill me one day. I was just going on my little walk. I was so happy because it wasn't 1,000 degrees out. I could go for my walk. I have the right of way, so I'm going. I have the little walk guy.
Starting point is 00:31:24 And someone comes and they're turning left. And they see me. And instead of way, so I'm going. I have the little walk guy, and someone comes, and they're turning left, and they see me, and instead of stopping, they speed up. They're like, yeah, we're gonna do it. And he almost hits me, and I go like this, because I feel like my life matters a little bit, and he shouldn't have hit me, and he just goes, he shrugs, he's like, yeah, sorry.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Didn't hit you, got so close, so close. What kind of car? It was not nice. Truck over. If you can hit play, if so close, so close. What kind of car? It was not nice. Truck over. If you can hit play a car, and that's the end, not to bring this to a more big place, but do you guys have a selected car that you'd want to be the one to finish you off?
Starting point is 00:31:57 What? I'm just curious. Not to autonomous vehicle. Yeah, that's how I want to go. If it was a car with an Alabama bumper sticker, I'd be like, yeah, that fits how I want to go. If it was a car with like an Alabama bumper sticker I'd be like yeah, that's that's that fits. I want to truck. I do or van I want to truck though because I want to know that I'm dead like I that's it No, and quickly I want to go and I want to go quick. We want no question. Yeah, just flatten me
Starting point is 00:32:18 I'm just got hit by that trough the little trolley buses. Oh, that's an embarrassing way to that one I just know I think because I would have just been dead. Yeah, but you're really slow. Driverless, you get to see a big corporation poshimously. Leave it low, Neseg, Bruce Willisell. I think Billy might have this right. It's not necessarily the embarrassment of just dying and getting stuck in the visuals of a trolley. But those moves so slowly that your last, the last judgment made on you before the final, before the final, final judgment is man, that person didn't move very quick.
Starting point is 00:32:58 You have hours to get out of the way. It can't be a lot of trolley. That's not, that's a great death. It's on a track, like, come on. Like, that's the worst way to go. Yeah. Wait, what happened, Lucy? When I almost got hit by the trolley bust a few weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:33:10 or probably a couple months ago, that thing was going very fast. That was the problem because it wasn't like slowing down for the turn and once again, I had the right of way and it kept going. Yes, I do. No, you don't. No, this is not the right way.
Starting point is 00:33:23 You do not have the right of. No, but I don't know You have every right and Florida except the right of way I just don't know how I supposed to get around because I can't drive because everyone's too aggressive It makes me scared and I can't walk because I'm afraid I'm gonna get hit by a car I'm dead. You shouldn't walk anywhere here. That's why it's so hot is it's really a safety thing Like you think that heat is bad for your health But it's really saving lives that heat because it's preventing people from getting hit by cars. If you choose a car, a Chrysler neon, if you get killed
Starting point is 00:33:51 by a Chrysler neon, that's bad. No, you want a city vehicle and you want your family to be able to win that settlement money. And Mike is right. It's all about the nest egg. Parasail is how you should get from place to place. Watch out for sperm whales. Florida watch how for sperm whales Florida. Not just sperm whales. I had a friend of a friend actually got hit with a fisherman's hook while parasailing the other day in his face. It's one of the most horrific.
Starting point is 00:34:15 The other day. I've ever seen. I mean, it is very sorry, by the way. Yeah, it wasn't very long ago and the pictures on his face. Obviously, can you imagine? The whole thing sounded totally horrifying to me because he got dragged underwater by a fishing hook. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:34:29 Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Your friend was parasailing in the air. No, no. Friend of a friend. Start a friend of a friend. Real timid and then he went underwater. Did the guy like hold him up after he dragged him
Starting point is 00:34:41 onto the boat and take a picture? Hold on, I'm gonna get the picture. I'm gonna get the picture. I'm gonna go and lead him to the friend of the friend. I and take a picture. I'm gonna get the picture. I'm gonna get the picture. I'm gonna get the friend of the friend of the friend. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna find a picture. If you catch a human when you're fishing, do you toss him back into the ocean or just let him stay on the land? You got a measurement first.
Starting point is 00:34:56 You got a measurement first. I have a nominee for a better jingle. And kind of, everyone knows that Chili's baby back ribs, but there's a video that's circulating the web right now of the raw recording of it, and it's just as good as you remember even better. baby I want my baby baby I want my baby baby I want my baby
Starting point is 00:35:32 I want my baby I want my baby I want my baby I want my baby I want my baby I want my baby I want my baby I want my baby I won't move it in that green I believe those guys were black S with Nicholas Cage. This is the incentive trailer to watch it. This is everyone in America gather around your devices. You want to watch Nicholas Cage's latest
Starting point is 00:36:16 here he is in the retirement plan. I haven't seen my daughter and now now her daughter, shows up on my front doorstep, and not a wound. I think my parents are in some kind of trouble. Oh, Ashley's in trouble. What is it this time? Get on that flight, and do not come back without my heart, right? Herpes for your visit?
Starting point is 00:36:39 Pleasure. Lay low for a few minutes. Welcome to the island. I'm losing my patient. Oh no, no! Pleasure. Lay low for a few minutes. Welcome to the island. I'm losing my patient. Oh no, no! Get back to the island!
Starting point is 00:36:50 Mom, kill them. I just got out of here with my life. Did you shoot me? I guarantee you there's more men that are already coming. They will not stop until we are all dead. Come on Ashley. Come out of here. Pull this. until we are all dead. Come on Ashley. God bless you.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Hold it. Who are you? The old guy, he keeps killing everybody. Everybody. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:38:03 Anytime you have to circle who is this guy the unsuspecting guy can kick your ass to kill you. Oh, it's great. He looks like Jamaican Paul. What's in a coup is after? Man, he's weak.

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