The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Local Hour: Thank God Both of My Parents Are Dead
Episode Date: January 16, 2024Lucy, Tony, AND Chris are paying off Bucket of Death punishments as we return from a long weekend full of NFL Playoff action. Were the Miami Dolphins or Philadelphia Eagles more of a giant, collapsing... fraud this season? Can the Fins keep Tua? Can the Eagles keep Nick Sirianni? Is this the Dolphins curse of the Shula Perfect Season? Then, Dan tries to kill Greg Cote, Bulls fans have the worst booing moment in fan history, and the show's cold mustache analysis is bad. Plus, Travis Kelce gives Jason Kelce little brother energy, Jason Kelce announces his retirement, and Mike Ryan admits he was wrong about the Miami Heat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is the down laboratory show with this two got spot cast. for details. They just like it that way lucky Chris. We've got Greg Cody in
Studio today on a Tuesday. We've got a lot of enthusiasm. Do you have a back-and-might day today Greg? No, I don't dad, you know head one last week. I don't want to spoil everyone
You know, it's not like a weekly thing, you know, it's a you could it is gone holiday excuse there. Yeah, it is
It is weekly it is a weekly thing also Dolphin Playoff loss. Yeah MLK
day but he wants to make him special that's what he said. Yeah exactly. I'm with you. But it is
it is a weekly thing though. Not really. Well it's not because you've decided to not make it one
but it's supposed to your paid as if it were a weekly thing. You know what you don't want to like
spoil people. That's right. You know like you don't want to have dessert as your main dish.
You want to have it occasionally.
Put it on the pole.
Please, Jude.
Do you want dessert as your main dish?
Yes or no?
The dolphins now have the second longest playoff wind drought in all of American
sports.
I don't know who is first.
They have not want to play off game this century.
Oh, let's all guess.
They have fun.
They have not. I want to play off game this century. Oh, let's all guess. They have not.
I want to play off game this millennium.
It's not the lions.
They have the longest playoff win drought in the NFL.
You say it's not the lions.
The lions were that, but they won with the coach who used to be the dolphin
coach who we made fun of around here.
Man Campbell.
But I want, I want to read you guys something and have you guys tell me because Tony says
the dolphins cannot resign to us.
I want you to tell me which of these is most shocking.
The last time the dolphins want to play off game,
LeBron was a high school freshman.
The nicks were the defending Eastern conference champion.
That one. Hold on, hold on, Mr. Guads. I know you're the king of putting the defending Eastern conference champions.
That one. Hold on. Hold on, Stegon.
I know you're the king of putting the jerk in knee jerk.
Just hold on. My bad.
The Houston Texans did not exist.
Shaquille O'Neill had zero championships.
Tom Brady hadn't been drafted.
Wow. That's a pretty good one.
Yes. That's pretty good.
He played until he was 44.
Nick Sabin was still at LSU and Bill Belichick
was in his first season with the Patriot.
This is a good one.
Metallica filed a lawsuit against Napster.
Napster.
Napster.
Sony released the PlayStation 2, a dozen eggs, 89 cents.
It was a freshman in high school. Alicia Keys had yet to release music. Billy
Eilish wasn't born. What's the best of those? Still the next were the defending
Eastern Conference champions? I think so. Yeah. Our show hadn't started. Tom
Brady had not been drafted is pretty good. I think let's see here.
Steph Curry was eighth grade and Patrick Mahomes was five years old.
Mahomes being five.
How about this? The top three songs on the Billboard 100 were two of them were by Santana.
No way.
No way, by the way.
Bank of a year.
Wow.
Unbelievable year for him.
And now everything gets thrown into total upheaval.
And Greg, I'm curious with your thoughts on this.
Because last night you saw, and I'm having a hard time
with this to got quarter back evaluation has always been shitty and now it seems to have gotten
harder in a salary cap sport what you should pay the guys who may be in the class in the realm of system quarterbacks and when I
see Jalen Hertz and that team collapse like that and he's at $255 million and he got the $255 million when that team collapsed like that and he's at $255 million. And he got the $255 million when that team was healthy
and when that offensive line was the best in football.
AJ Brown leaves and you're all of a sudden like,
oh, oh, wait a, whoa.
Looks different, yeah.
And they gave him $255 million.
And now their coach is at risk of being fired.
And Adam Schaefter wrote six weeks ago, he was safe,
but things change
because that collapse, I talked to Dominique about this on air last week and I said, one's
last time you saw this and he said, well, you see it every year. And I'm like, I don't see
that every year where a team I thought was the best in footballs losing to Arizona and the
giants and then getting slaughtered when they go to a Tampa team that we know is just okay.
Like that, I don't see every year. And cary on his job might indeed be in jeopardy
but i ask you when i compare to jalen hurts because
i saw both of these we also both of these quarterbacks in college and all of
us would have argued the tool was the better talent than jalen hurts in
college
and then jalen hurts gets into exactly the right system and gets to one hundred
fifty five million dollars and out to was an exactly the right system and i don't know how to judge him based off the
last games to got because i don't think it's fair to judge him off of those
temperatures daniel jermaya
uh... said among other things uh...
that the playoff record of drew breeze and paid manning on the road
two and five
and three and five right it's precision passing in bad weather
i don't i don't make the assessment of my quarterback on that.
But the playoffs are the same time every year.
You have to be good at that time,
or else you're gonna struggle
and the entire country is cold except Miami.
Yes.
Well, that's why the Tennessee loss was the crusher.
People keep pointing to ball to more and buffalo.
It was the Tennessee loss.
You need home games, you need to buy,
but you also need a quarterback who can win wherever. You need home games. You need to buy, but, but you also need a quarterback
who can win wherever you need you need to when, when Buffalo plays Kansas City, Kansas City
might get slaughtered. But the reason people think Kansas City has a chance in that game
is because you believe in their quarterback. Of course. Yes. You believe Patrick Mahomes,
even though he hasn't done it yet on the road you believe patrick mahalms could stroll into your stadium and give your teammate
chance to win and it all likely uh... in all likelihood and he will he will
give his teammate chance to win that game i think it will be a close game but
yes of course a lot of it depends on how you define quarterback and what kind
of a quarterback you want jalen hurts is better than to uh... if you factor in
the all-round game.
Jalen Hertz is a true dual threat.
The guy's got 40 rushing touchdowns.
The two of brings you no legs, brings no legs to that position.
And so by that measure, I would rather have Jalen Hertz as a quarterback, as a passer,
as an accurate passer, there's no question the two is the better quarterback.
So what are you looking for in your quarterback?
Greg, the thing is when two of the pocket breaks down for two, he doesn't have the ability to go to a second read.
In a way that Jalen hurts can extend the play, get out of the pocket and make something happen.
I know this year has been tough because he's obviously hurt.
Their offensive line isn't that good.
And I think Cereon has been exposed as he's had really good coordinators in the
past.
Look at Shane Steichen doing a lot of good stuff in Indy and then Jonathan Gan on the defensive
side over in Arizona.
You're looking at now a coach who's kind of like in flux, but when you look at that and
compare herds with two, sorry, yeah, we're connected.
When you compare that with two, a two, a just can't play in a muddy pocket.
Dan, you know one of my favorite pastimes is finding out how right I was.
And I went back into a group chat that I had with you and Meena.
And I said, the Eagles run something very basic.
They did all of last year.
What set them apart was Jalen Hertz's decision making his precision.
And it's only a matter of time before the NFL catches up to that.
Now it's very convenient to put it on the change in offensive and defensive coordinators there.
But that is a pretty simple offense
with a terrible route tree.
I don't know how many times I've watched
the Philadelphia Eagles this year
and seen two receivers within three yards of one another.
And I know AJ Brown gave voice to improvising
and a lot of wide receivers in that system
having freedom to do that.
It's a disaster. improvising and a lot of wide receivers in that system having freedom to do that.
It's a disaster.
It's the NFL caught up in a season and a half.
And what set Jalen Hertz apart was just being super decisive.
And when this protection isn't there, when people aren't picking up blocks, when AJ Brown
isn't there, that's a huge two.
That's huge two.
It's not it.
No, listen, Jalen Hertz got paid when AJ Brown't there. That's huge too. That's huge too. It's not it. No, listen, Jalen hurts
got paid when AJ Brown got there. AJ Brown changed everything about our values on Jalen
hurts everything because a legitimate number one turning, turning Goddard into a number
three was something that made Jalen hurts worth $255 million. Jalen hurts still had a
pretty good season. Jalen hurts is less255 million. Jalen Hertz still had a pretty good season.
Jalen Hertz is less than a year
removed from out playing Patrick Mahomes
in a Super Bowl.
Like, I don't know what we're doing here.
Would Jalen Hertz?
I think AJ Brown not being there really hurts him.
What we're doing is I think I'm drawing a comparison
to how the RPO took over the NFL early on
and Colin Kaepernick looked unstoppable. And then you saw very smart
defensive coordinators in this league catch up. It's what you do after defensive coordinators adjust
in this league. It's also, by the way, and this probably needs to be reiterated because our
analysis of this stuff gets real shitty when we make it about the quarterbacks and winning and
losing. And we forget what was happening to Philadelphia
at linebacker with their injuries.
They couldn't defend or cover anybody
and what happened to the dolphins with their injuries.
And then everyone spends the entire off season
because no one collapsed harder than the dolphins
this season except for the Eagles.
The, that's a historic collapse to go from 10 and one to losing it home to bad football teams
at the end of the season in games only you need.
Like that is not something that I see every year and it makes Jason Kelsey retire and
it throws Syrian, Syrian's job into jeopardy
It also feels like we're gonna hear from Jalen Hertz's agent at some point this week about it's more than just his finger
He's more injured than you even thought that just that just feels like a great. Yep today. Yes
Nobody wants to talk about injuries everybody thinks injuries isn't excused. Don't even bring it up
The health or lack of health is what cost fill Phil and Delphi, you don't bring it up with a large degree.
And it's a Dolphins.
Because of the Dolphins.
They had a 36 year old linebacker
who had been with the team for a week,
covering a fast tight end deep in that game.
That doesn't happen if you're not decimated
at the linebacker position.
They had 25 sacks, side-lined twenty five sacks
was not playing
is that what the dolphins yes
either of the eagles funny how the injury conversation doesn't apply to the
buffalo bills
it applies to everybody this time of year it's just totally omitted from how
from the buffalo bills late season turn around and they lost another defender
yesterday by the way
lucy how do you feel about your costume?
I don't love it.
I don't have to wear the wig, which is nice,
because my ears are too big.
So when I wear the wig, probably like five minutes
into wearing it, I'm like, I can't do this anymore.
Like I'd rather just cut my ears off.
So we're doing, it's, they're large.
They're large ears.
You've mentioned this before.
You've mentioned that the ears are something that
You've mentioned as
You've celebrated them while also not liking them. Well, I can't do it. I mean, I guess I could do anything or do something about it
But they're my ears. This is what I have they look great
I have the biggest ears on the show
Do you? Really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Can we have an ear off between you two?
Yeah, I challenge anybody to measure my ears against theirs.
I don't think that's fair because your ears never stop growing and you're a lot older
than me.
Also, one of my ears is slightly deformed.
So I have like an ear that sticks out and then one that's like close to my face.
I'm sorry. It's an ear off. Yeah, I'm happy to I'm happy to ear off right now. Chris did you hurt Tony?
Yeah, I tried to like throw my arm
It's an ear off and I hurt Tony dad
Why don't you show the audience your left ear? They had a shot of your left ear so keep your right head phone on whip open that
No, you're left Jesus. I mean the other left. Give him a second, it's early. I mean.
Look at that bad boy.
That's an ear.
The key to the ear, the key to the going.
The Cody ear has that crease down at the bottom.
That's a thing that all Cody men have.
I'm developing it still.
Like you can kind of see my ear that it's not fully developed
yet, but you can see that the crease will eventually be there.
Oh, is it the ear and the nose, the human body parts that continue growing all, uh,
old time? It's not the penis.
The hairy areas. That's what the code is called, the nose and the ear.
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That kinda thing.
I love that song. Is that a bassoon? What is that sound?
It's a tuba. Is it a tuba? Are you sure?
Yes.
I would be very interested to find out. Let's get a music
ologist on. I think it's a bassoon. I love woodwinds.
Who do we know that's who's the music version of Ron McGill that we could have on?
I think it's a book to hear that sound and
To I did
Stugats. I mean I heard that and I think I was the butt of that joke. That was Billy
No, no prior to that. I'm I'm going in
Yes, keep up then
This is the down lebertar Show with this two-gats.
Speaking of codis, we have a controversy inside the Brothers Codie, Dick Codie and Greg Codie
are feuding a little bit.
Dick Codie has fired off an angry email to his, is it your,
it's his little brother, right? Yeah, Uncle Dick is nine years older than me.
And Uncle Dick is among the strangest people in the universe. And the only reason Greg
Cody isn't exactly like Uncle Dick is because he married and had kids and it made him turn into a more functional
adult, but not necessarily a functional adult. And so Dick Cody has written a, he's written
a, an angry email in which he writes to Greg Cody angrily, I did not invent Badea.
Correct.
He is saying it is from the original Rick and SUDs show.
He just wrote this this morning.
Do you want to read it?
Yeah.
18.19 AM.
It's odd to get pissed off when someone is claiming you invented something and you're like,
no, I did it.
Well, he doesn't want credit for it.
And Greg Cody is feuding with an assortment of people.
He's also feuding with the show.
He's taking this great public on his own podcast.
The Greg Cody show feature in Greg Cody.
Yeah, with fine.
Thank you.
Yeah, it came up on the podcast
that I'm claiming intellectual rights to,
he, oh, three, but, and you have to say it like that
or else it is an authentic.
And quite frankly, I think the Levitard show
has stolen my intellectual property for profit
on its own merch store and the
Greg Cody show now has its own e on three but a t shirt on the market today with the
authentic spelling of but a some market for this shirt.
We're gonna find out free shipping with the Greg Cody show that's true that's true but
anyway so today only okay so there on the show I claim to have invented
He huh three but I am and that that's my intellectual property and Uncle Dick at 18 this morning
Which is noon for him right huffing and puffing he says FYI
I never claimed to have invented the phrase it is from Rick and Sus radio show where caller would imitate barnyard sounds
He huh three donkey and madap chicken,
were the ones that suck.
So, what?
The ones that suck chicken?
Yeah, madap.
Oh yeah, you didn't know that.
I thought it was you saying batter up.
Yeah, you didn't, wait, did you seal hee-haw-three as well?
I didn't seal either of them.
I invented the phrase.
I'm the one who put them together.
I don't believe you.
As a umpire making a call.
Heaw three.
Okay, that's the phrase.
And it's mine. It's my intellectual property.
But I, kidding, it came up on the podcast that Uncle Dick claims to have stolen it or invented it.
And now he's saying I never have invented it.
So it's like become a big thing in my family.
Thank God both of my parents are dead. Why are you honest, Steve? Thank God. and now he's saying I never have invented it. So it's like become a big thing in my family.
Thank God both of my parents are dead.
Why are you out of breath?
Thank God.
Thank God.
I mean, or else they would be hurt by
the brother again.
Why are you out of breath?
They would be hurt by the brother.
Why are you out of breath?
I'm not out of breath.
I can run a lap around this room right now.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
It's a small room.
Go ahead.
Run a lap around the room, sit down,
and let us look at your left ear again.
It's bad that this genuinely makes me nervous.
Ah.
Run, run, look, yes, keep going.
No, no, no, no, one more max.
No, no, a couple more and I'd like them to get.
Yes, asthma.
I'd like him to then sit down and get his breathless dolphins
analysis.
I think we got enough.
Two laps, he'll be tired.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
One more and then, one more and then give a you lose slowing down sit down and give the you legit of the dolphin season
Everybody get out of the way and let him breathlessly
Eulogized the dolphin season. Okay
Getting the headset so
Yeah, I mean we talk hang on
getting the headsets on. Yeah, I mean, we talk, hang on.
Mm-hmm. Take your tongue.
We alluded to it earlier.
Only the Eagles out-dolphined the dolphins
in terms of taking a super promising season
and just turning it into a pile of shit.
That's what the dolphins did.
It's not a successful season.
We can't even pretend it's a successful season. And when they're 10 and 3,
everybody's still thinking, they just be Dallas. Everybody's thinking, you know, we can, you know, AFC Championship Game or BUSD,
it was BUSD. And it's, it happened last year,
where they went from 8 and 3 to 8 and 8.
It happens this year. There's a problem with this team closing.
This team cannot finish. There's something wrong in the DNA. And as I mentioned on God Bless Football, I think it's a problem with this team closing this team cannot finish. There's something wrong in the DNA
And as I mentioned on God bless football. I think it's a curse
Curse what's the curse the it's the the shoe low perfect season curse
I don't I can't believe that he doesn't realize what's the funniest thing about what he's alleging there
Which is that the dolphins won the Super Bowl again the next season?
what he's alleging there, which is that the dolphins won the Super Bowl again the next season. No, no, that's the curse, the back to back Super Bowl. Yes. Well, but you said
the perfect season curse. It's they arguably had a better team the following year. It's
not they did. It's known as the perfect season curse. Because no, well, carry no, carry
no, they want. I know how many carry, But they won, they know what he's talking about.
The curse is going back to a time.
Don't you get it?
The curse is the back to back, super bowl.
Dang, keep up.
They won the Super Bowl, the following season.
Wow, yeah.
After having the perfect season.
I know.
The curse was the next year.
The curse was the back to back.
Do me a favor, Jack.
Do me a favor, please.
Gather your thoughts on two, take three more laps.
No, Dan. No, no, no. What's the payoff here? Breathless on to take three more laps. Oh, Dan. What's the pay off here?
Three more breathless coverage. Do three more laps and in the interim, let's fill a buster.
Just if you don't mind, let's fill a buster while he's jogging around the studio.
Stugots has just told you he's got every opinion on everything he's taken every side. So he has
said he doesn't fear the chiefs in any way,
and also has said the chiefs can beat everybody.
So let's just, while Greg Cody is jogging three times
around the studio and then tells us what the dolphins need
to do regarding to a please place to gots his take from last
week again. Everyone back off and give him a lot of room
here because this is a master craft backwards.
Dan of the highest not backwards a skull back everyone out of the way.
Dan, this time of year everyone talks about teams they don't want to see
come playoff time. I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see
come playoff time. I want to see the chiefs. I want Patrick Mahal
strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelsey. I want Taylor Swift
I want the team that lost a Jordan love. I want the team that lost to Eden O'Connell
I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning
That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs
That's the team indeed that I would want to face in the playoffs. That's the team indeed that I would want to face in the playoffs
because that team is not very good.
I have been saying for years there is something off in Kansas City.
Last year that take didn't go so well for me.
They won the Super Bowl.
This year it's going very, very well.
They are 10 and 6.
They're down.
The offense is not what it used to be.
The defense does it travel well.
They're good at home, not great on the road.
I want, if I'm a playoff team, I don't want Flacco.
I don't want Mike Tomlin.
I don't want any of those teams.
The teams that I want,
strolling into my stadium.
Kansas City Chiefs shocking.
I would rather Kansas City walk into my stadium than Cleveland.
I want nothing to do with Flacco.
He's won a Super Bowl.
He's done it on the road. That's shocking. And they have a great deep. I want nothing to
do with the Cleveland Browns. I want the shocking. I stand by the I do. I do. I think the bill
is going to big break. Like they're not getting CJ Stroud in the Texans. I mean, that kid
is good. He's young. He doesn't care. He doesn't know any better. He might beat Lamar Jackson
in the Baltimore Ravens
I would rather have Kansas City if I'm Buffalo then have the Houston Texan here my dad breathing
Yeah, well, well, when you don't hear me breathing then you got a problem. What are you talking about?
Right. I mean, it's a good day every day you hear him breathe. Exactly. What do you need who needs me?
Listen this whole argument about whether or not to resign to a is foolish.
He's a very, very good quarterback. He's very, very young. Resign him. Not that. Yeah.
The man is 25 years old. He's got miles on him though, Greg. He's not 25 year old body.
He's like 28, 29 body. Tony, I'm willing to go down this path with you, but tell me who
the dolphins are getting to replace to it because you checked all the boxes.
Pick anybody you want. What I saw from Tua in Kansas City in that weather, hey, you're
gonna have to go do that everywhere. Buffalo, Baltimore, Cleveland, Kansas City, wherever
you got to do it. Tua just told me right there, hey, I can't play in this weather. Everything
has to be perfect for Tua to be great. And you're gonna pay somebody $200 million
for everything to be perfect.
Luckily for the Miami Dolphins,
Baker Mayfield is an upcoming free agent.
Yeah.
Baker.
The touchdown maker.
Kirk Cousins.
I'd like to discuss for a second
what happened in the Cleveland Houston game
because I know CJ Stroud is good
and I was still shocked.
That's the best defense in football.
I thought that defense could wreck anybody.
Bad home road splits for that defense, but they were terrible.
Lot of breakdowns there, but CJ Stroud, a jaw dropping performance.
Just a jaw dropping first half performance.
Yes.
Incredible.
And he doesn't have what he had earlier this season.
Well with Tank Dell being out and now they lost Noah Brown.
Nico Collins is very good Dalton Schultz, but Nico Collins was better when they had Dell and multiple options.
Oh, Tank Dell looked like he was on a special trajectory.
He's gonna be a good player if he bounced it back from that injury.
But he's a special quarterback from that regard.
Tank Del goes down and Brev and Jordan steps in.
Has a 76 yard touchdown.
How about that Brev and Jordan black?
Crazy.
Incredible.
Yeah, good weekend for UM Tide ends.
People forget and I picked Houston to win
in an upset in my predictions.
And in my prediction capsule, I said,
Joe Flacco will throw two
interceptions because that's what Joe Flaque does.
Granted they were five and one with him or four and one but he has an interception problem
always has and it came back to bite them in the ass and that's partly why they lost that
game along with the defensive collapse.
Don Lebertard.
So here's the chant.
Are you ready?
I'm speaking to the rest of the country.
You say who?
We say who?
Stugats.
You say who?
We say who?
You say who?
Marant.
We say who?
We say who?
This is the Don Lebatard show with a Stugat. Still got. Philodelphi Eagle fans, still gots have an earned reputation of being especially nasty
in fandom and the things that get pointed out are that they cheered what looked like it
could have been the paralysis of Michael Irvin and they
booed Santa Claus.
And it has been many years since those things have happened.
And I think both of them have been topped.
I think since we were last on the air, I've seen the worst behavior from fans and booing when they booed Jerry Krauss' widow at a celebration
of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Bulls Championship. We will get to that video in a second, but first,
I want to go through Stugots because Jason Kelsey's career is now over. He told his teammates,
emotionally, in the locker room, one of the best centers ever.
And I think I can say this, the single most famous center that has ever played football.
Yep.
And we're done.
Jason Kelsey is retiring. And I was introduced to Jason Kelsey. First time I ever knew anything about Jason Kelsey was at the parade
where they were celebrating the championship and they gave him a microphone.
Everybody wanted it more.
And that's why we're up here today.
And that's why we're the first team in Eagle's history to hold their freaking trophy.
You know who we are something out of this?
It's your field, Elf.
For 52 years, y'all have been waiting for this.
You want to talk about Elf at all?
You want to talk about 100, 50, two years.
You've been starved in this championship. Who knows what's up?
Everybody wonders why we're so mean.
Everybody wonders why the Philadelphia Eagles aren't the nicest parents.
If I don't name practice, I'll be pissed off.
No one wanted us, no one like this team, no analysts like this team who win this Super Bowl, and nobody likes our fans.
And you know what, I just heard one of the best shames this past day, and it's one of my
favorite and it's new, and I hope you all learn it.
Because I'm about to drop it right now.
You know what I gotta say?
So all those people that doubted us,
all those people that doubted us out,
and everybody who can say that we're gonna get it done.
What my man, Jay and Jod just said.
F*** you!
That audio is okay.
I realize in the rewatching of it that the audio is memorable to me
only because of what he's wearing.
And Jay, a Jayak.
I mean, how would you explain what he's wearing to the people, Stugatts?
How Greg Cody would you explain what he is wearing to the people?
Because I don't know that character.
I don't know who he is emulating.
I don't know that costume.
His face is painted a pasty white.
He's wearing a lot of sort of neon green.
There's a sultan quality to it.
He looks like a, I would say he looks like a medieval
potentate, like a medieval ruler from maybe the mid 1600s.
Really?
I think of him.
Very colorful for that time.
He's a colorful country that he leads.
He was dressed as something called the mummer.
The Philadelphia mummers parade is a folk festival
that they throw famously in Philadelphia.
So he was tapping into the cultural roots of Philly.
Not the first time that our ignorance around here
has been exposed.
It was just exposed yesterday, Stu Gotts.
We've gotten blistered here by
social media and I've got to tell you as embarrassing as it is to me. I agree with those in social media who have been
very critical of us the last couple of days because of the following Jordan Davis writes in I love you guys
But you all have never sounded dumber than when talking about mustaches and cold. Please for the love of God, get someone who isn't from the same five
square miles of the warmest swamp on
earth when doing your cold mustache
analysis. Yesterday, we talked and you
can check it out if you'd like to. We
did two hours on a day off. We talked
about all the icicles forming
in
and he reads mustash and uh... the initial theories were dumb
and snot
and it was not in any way snot it's that laminated play sheet and his hot breath
merging to form icicles on his must, but I cannot think of something that looks more
like playoff football and looks more like to a can't win against it than the genius of
that.
The genius that we are presently looking at that has, it's not small icicle formations,
it's you've left your home for the winter and no one's been cleaning up and you've come back and this is what's hanging from the gutters
One of those is sharp
Like if there is a shorter person standing beneath Andy Reyes, they may be in pale
Yes, one of them is long
It is a long
Icicle that if you broke it off you could shift someone with it
That is his hot breath genius forming and congealing
to hang under his nose, making the mustache twice as big
as it already was, and it was plenty big before that.
So we were supposed to know that, uh?
Yes, well, yes, I think most people in the cold would know
that that is not a lacking hygiene
NFL coach that has long, long strings of snot in his hair.
Yes, we were supposed to know that.
That is the correct answer to that question.
I want to also show you another Jason Kelsey video because this is from their very popular
podcast, New Heights, where their older brother and younger brother,
and Jason Kelsey knew it was falling apart. They could tell these guys in the locker room knew that
that was going to happen to them in Tampa because they had nothing for Arizona and they had nothing for the Giants,
and Jason Kelsey had made an assortment of explanations, or what he thought was explanations,
and Travis Kelsey hit him with that little brother energy that resulted in this.
And miscommunication at the line but yeah we do need to figure that out.
Tchoo, tchoo, tchoo, tchoo, tchoo, tchoo, tchoo, tchoo, you guys hear that?
Is that the excuse train?
Is that the excuse train coming in?
The eagle's locker room right now?
Guy man, so moving on note first ten point well actually a clock management on the final drive
Are you you guys thinking about that on the on the final driver what no?
What what do we just go?
What is it what's has happened there? I might need a little second.
One day later.
Alrighty, well as you can see I look a little bit different.
Travis hit me in the feels a little bit, so we decided to postpone the show.
We started recording that Monday night and now we're back Tuesday to record the rest of it.
Because I need to calm down. If there's anybody that knows how to get on my skin. It's Travis
The best part of that is that they did it the next day and Travis was like, oh, we'll just make it seem like it was one thing
He's wearing the same outfit Jason's like screw you. I'm wearing a different outfit. I hate you
I'd like to isolate if we can the sound of Jason's menacing
Exhale as he sips the coffee and then evidently eats an angry grape of some
salt all been there he threw in a little zinny yeah look like a grape he's pretty mad he's
pretty furious and only your little brother can do that to you and the look on Travis
Kelsey's face right there tells you that he has been doing that for many, many years.
I got him.
Let's go ahead and go to that sounds to guts,
because I want to get your thoughts.
Put it on the pole, please,
Judeoat Levitage Show is booing a widow worse
than booing Santa Claus,
because Thelma Kraus also put on the pole,
are we still making Thelmas?
Jerry Kraus was the most unpopular member
of that champion, Bulls Dynasty.
He was management, he was trying to keep costs down,
and the players really hated him for being the front man
for organizational structure when they thought they were winning,
and the Bulls were like organizations
when championships not players.
So they reunited, Dennis Rodman could not be there.
And the fans booed Jerry Krauss' memory and fell across.
This was brutal to watch.
I felt so bad for her.
She is there to celebrate her late husband and Chicago fans did the unspeakable. It hurt to watch that like because she's being soothed that she's got I don't know who
that was behind her but someone is trying to comfort her.
You can't boo her I do understand why both fans,
if Jerry Krauss were still with us,
would boo Jerry Krauss because they viewed him as big.
They weren't booing her.
They were booing him.
I know you don't do that when she's representing Jerry Krauss.
You just don't, but I understand
both fans frustration with Jerry Krauss
because it's perceived they think
that he's the guy that broke up that dynasty.
They do.
She was on the jumbo trot and like like it gives vibes of booing her as well.
The whole thing is so gross and I don't like the poll question.
Obviously booing her is way worse than booing Santa.
I don't know about that.
I mean it's Santa.
It's Santa.
You don't boo Santa Claus.
I mean Santa's got a good curating.
Damn, right.
He does.
Best ever.
I've never heard Santa booed.
I can't say I've got a lot of experience hearing
widows boot either.
It's celebration ceremony.
Betty White, not helpful.
Curating?
Yeah, I heard curating in Santa.
I'm with you.
Betty White.
Put it on the pole, please, at Levittor Show.
Does Betty White have a higher curating?
Oh, it's a helpful pole question now.
Then, Santa.
Only because I need a transition.
Mike Ryan has finally admitted that he was wrong about the Miami Heat.
Yeah, I made Jeremy Tache come into work.
He's not on our show today,
but I made him come into work today.
So I could pour my coffee and explain to him that,
you know what, I was possibly wrong about this Miami Heat
team. They're better than a plan team.
They are super frustrating.
Probably this is this might be because of their playing style. This is the most
hateable incarnation outside of the big three era Miami Heat. They are deeper because of how
this season has gone on. So kudos to you Jeremy Tashay. I lay my sword down. They are better than
I thought. I think it's Jaime Haka's junior. That's the real key there. I think that dude is legitimate good.
I think in he could be the leader of this team four or five years from now when Jimmy's gone,
I could see him being the best player on a team leading us to a final.
You're saying that as if you're just discovering it. No, I'm just saying everyone. I know he's
been thought to be good, but I think he's that good I think he could be the best player on a team leading a team to a final not now, but in a few years, okay
Right down the road. It's aggressive. How many games?
Stugas okay
you