The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Monday Hangover: Disco Tile Football
Episode Date: October 30, 2023Stugotz has his Top 5 QBs that will replace Kirk Cousins after an QB injury filled weekend. Lucy is back from the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party! What surprises might we have in this week's fi...rst CFP Rankings of the season? Coming off of a 3-0 week on his Billy's Bets Big Board Billy has 3 more locks for this week. Plus a new segment: Send Lucy Things to Disco Tile! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. God bless football Billy Gill. God bless football Mikey.
Yeah. God bless football, Stugots. Thank you, Mikey.
Mikey, you concerned about Billy Gill. I mean, just a little bit.
He looks a little off today. He does. You okay? So do you though.
I feel a little bit off. I've got to be honest with you.
Yeah. Yeah. What do you feel? I don't know. Just tired, stuffed up.
Yeah. It's that time of year.
Is it?
Yeah, allergy season or whatever.
Okay, right.
It's a season for sure.
It's football season.
It is football season.
Yes, yeah.
You know, football does this to you.
It does.
It makes you sick.
It does kind of, yeah, like I know people might think that this is silly to say, but I feel
like we've been through it.
Like this is what you feel like eight weeks in a football season.
Right.
You know what I mean?
We need a biweek.
We do need a biweek.
Oh, God.
I would love a biweek.
Good.
You know what God said?
That's a football.
You should get a biweek.
We should.
Yeah.
That wouldn't be bad.
Right.
You know what?
A friendly Thanksgiving week.
Yeah.
Well, no Thanksgiving weekends of being a busier week.
It's a big week.
Thursday games.
Now there's a black Friday.
That's why we take the bids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A Jets Dolphins black Friday.
Yeah.
I'm excited about that one.
That's going black Friday game. Yeah, a jet stulfons black Friday. Yeah, I'm excited about that.
That's gonna be fun. Yeah, we're inching closer to that one.
Yeah, those are in Germany this week, which is they're taking on the chiefs who are coming off a loss now, huh?
Yeah, the chiefs don't look good. They know it's something's off in Kansas City.
I don't know what it is. They said the Patrick Holmes is battling the flu, but something I mean,
we the obvious right and we don't need to go there,
but Taylor wasn't there, so like that,
is that gonna be a story moving forward?
Who knows?
I guess we're in control of that if we're making the story.
Are you trying to tell me that a story moving forward will be
if the chiefs continue to lose when Taylor's not at the game,
the Taylor needs to be at the games?
I think that we were told basically that that's done.
Like, the attending of the games is done because the tour is starting up again in a couple
of weeks.
So I think that it was announced that she would not be at the game because it's tour
time, which means moving forward, you would think she won't be at the game.
So who knows is going to have it also a billionaire now.
They announced over the weekend, the last week that Taylor Swift now billionaire also a billionaire.
I thought you already want magic is really. now a billionaire, also a billionaire. I thought you already want.
Magic is really.
Yeah, magic Johnson became a billionaire.
Really?
Yeah.
I figured Taylor already was a billionaire.
I got to be honest, I figured magic was already a billionaire.
I mean, he owns part of the Dodgers.
No, I don't think so.
Does it out in anymore?
Well, he did at one point, right?
He's owned part of the Lakers, the Dodgers, and the commanders at different times.
I think right now he's on the command.
Right now he has a command.
I think he's sold out of the ownership.
He's got ownership.
Yeah.
They lost the Eagles yesterday.
That's a tough game.
They did.
Yes.
They almost beat the Eagles.
I know, but they lost.
Yeah.
But it was a good loss.
It was.
What?
What did on the pole was it a good loss for the commanders yesterday?
Was it not?
I mean, that game, by the way, looked absolutely dreadful until the fourth quarter, where
they scored a combined 35 points.
Yes.
But it was like 10 to 13 or something.
It felt like going into the fourth quarter.
We will get to dreadful, my friend.
We will get there shortly.
Okay.
Except how good.
I have no idea.
He had almost 400 yards.
Is there any 3,9?
No, I did. I thought he had 400. I think he had 397. I'm no idea. He had almost 400 yards. Is it a 399 yards? I think you had 397. I look
at it. It's a fair question to ask though. I mean, is Sam how good? We also saw for the
first time the the push push the brother we show not work not work. And then later on
a wrinkle a wrinkle and that wrinkle is dangerous and scary. What was it?
Mm hmm.
They they've faked it.
It was like a third and short right right in the red.
They inside the 10.
Yeah, it was a 100 swift.
Yeah, I'm doing like a outside the Andre's front.
Just went outside.
No, he wasn't touched.
He got to the line walked in.
We had he had like four blockers where you shot when they stopped at the first.
I he fumbled right.
J. L. H.
Hurts fumbled.
Yes. Yeah. He'sumbling right on the goal line. So they figured out a way to stop the push. And
that is by Jalen Hertz fumbling. And then the eagle said, okay, we're going to counter
your counter with our counter. They let it go to early in the season though. Yeah. I
want to say that one with you. I would have kept it going. Correct. I mean, it's a
flute fumble, right? I mean, I, whatever you could say, it's a flute fumble. I said, it's flute fumble. You can argue that, but they fumbled it, but it's still
working. Keep doing it. And then like playoffs, late playoffs, NFC championship. That's when
you can't blow that and October. But now that's in the back of, you know, the defender's
head. So now that should open up the touch push again.
Yeah. So silly. I have a question for you with an important question. Cause this make Jaylen Hertz a two trick
pony. Oh wow. Now we have the second wrinkle. Billy, do you know how good Jaylen Hertz was
in that game yesterday? Um, I mean, he was ridiculous. He was not 319 yards. Four touchdowns.
No, no, no, no, I know. One trick pony. Yes. Sam Hal though. Well, now I would say
how was three hundred ninety seven yards for touchdowns?, Sam Hal though. Well, now I would say how what 397 yards four touchdowns?
One in deception though.
Yeah, that one in deception's key.
Okay, but Jalen hurts her one and full.
Bull. Sounds like Sam.
Sounds like Sam Hal need some help.
Really?
I mean, I don't know.
That's called magic.
He's a billionaire.
You got the cash.
Exactly.
Right.
Fix it.
Your boy Kirk Cousins went out yesterday.
Yes, yes, Sean Achilles out for the the year yesterday was QB injury Sunday. Yes.
Kind of crazy. All the quarterbacks that got hurt. Can you pick it? Got her Tyrone.
Taylor got her Kirk cousins got hurt. Matthew Staffer got hurt. Desmond Ritter got her.
But I mean, doesn't matter.
It cares. Desmond Ritter hurt himself. He got he got he got he got taken out for a concussion
check. Yeah. He passed. They sat him anyway. Yeah. It's a possible concussion as his
listed injury, which by the way, speaking said possible concussion as his listed injury,
which by the way, speaking of possible concussions,
here we go.
Brock Purdy.
Yeah.
How do you go into concussion protocol
and get out of concussion protocol like four days later?
That doesn't seem like it's the way things are just
supposed to go.
But I don't know, I don't have the answer for you.
Are the four days good?
I have no idea. They're crawling up the fraud list. They work
crawling up the fraud list. Wow. Yeah. Three in a row. You got to be on the fraud list.
Before we get to the 49ers, if they're good or not, Mikey A. Do you believe that Philip
Rivers agent sent a text to the Vikings before Kirk cousins left the field. Wow. I think he has them already typed,
and he just has to hit send.
Yeah, you just, he saw the head set up.
All right, it's a send.
He has a generic message and notes.
Yeah, and then you just like replace,
like I saw your quarterback team.
Yeah, exactly right.
He replaced TNA, replaced Team Quarterbacks, send.
I would love to go help out.
You have one for each team?
No.
No, I don't know.
We've got a cover letter form.
No, you're a chat GPT wrote one.
That's it.
He sent out six of them yesterday.
Like every quarterback that got hurt, he sent a letter to the team.
Feel like even on some teams where their quarterback
get the one to the Titans.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, love us, huh?
He's there.
You know, young young stroud Richardson Beijing or levis
Board your right will get to that we will get to that we will get to that
Don't worry because yesterday was our Super Bowl really yeah, I know it's a big day for you
It was CJ Stroud Bryce young. This is what everybody's been waiting for yeah, and by that I mean mean, no one's been waiting for it because both teams are dreadful. But everybody was waiting.
Do we just get to it right now? If you want to be sure, we have Lucy coming up here.
She went to a Florida Georgia. Yeah. We'll cover some college football with her. She'll be joining us.
But yeah, if you want to go to it now, go ahead. Well, so yesterday was probably the biggest
game that we were going to see of Stroud, Young, or Richard Sinn. Yes.
And Richard Sinn is out for the year.
Is out for the year.
So obviously, he's not someone that can be participating in that game.
That game, not a very good game, if they're going to be honest, right?
Yeah.
13, 15.
And the kicker had to kick the game winning field goal like six times, which was really
weird.
And I was convinced that he was going to miss the last one, even though it was a total
chip shot.
Well, what happened there? I was stuck on the jet's giant scale.
I'm just why that was the worst thing ever seen.
Right.
God, that was dreadful.
I know.
I know.
I was supposed to come on today and I was like, great, we can just put all of this in that segment.
We won't have to talk about the jets.
We can just ask her because here's a question that I have been wondering.
I'm doing what I have to avoid it, Billy.
Here's a question that I've been wondering.
I want to fill it rivers.
I mean, yeah.
Here's a question that I've been wondering. I want to fill it rivers. Yeah, here's a question that I've been wondering about the jets, the giants, and MetLife in general.
Yes.
Has it just been raining since week one?
Like has there been a clean game played in that stadium?
It just seems like a dreadful place to play football.
Every game is miserable there for some reason.
It's a miserable place.
Billy, Billy, it has been raining praying 19 of 23 weeks up here. Yeah. And it's a 23 weekends. We're always on
Sunday. That's great. It is right. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And you know, it's not that
with too terrible. I was going to say it's not like you're playing with great pieces
to begin with. They don't need more disadvantages. It's so weird.
And lots of people were getting hurt.
That's again, the Tyra Taylor got hurt
and Darren Waller got hurt in that game.
Like people are getting hurt left and right on that field.
Why didn't you put a roof on that stadium?
You're asking me like I built the stadium.
Like, what?
I was a jar.
You're a connected man.
I know, but I mean, I don't know why I didn't put
a roof on the stadium.
My favorite, I should have thought of it.
You should.
My favorite staff from that game was the giant's net passing yards
and the second half was negative one.
Yeah, I don't care.
They would not let to be making for the game.
There you go.
I saw a negative nine for the game.
Yeah, I saw it.
It's a go over time to beat him.
I love my team.
Zach wasn't at a drive.
Say what you will get a drive. Zach Wilson had a drive. Say what you will get a drive.
Zach Wilson had a drive.
We had a drive.
Our boy David table.
Uh, most undefeated decision.
Yeah, he really we got to get him on the show again soon.
Well, he still can.
Before he's a coordinator again.
Yeah, the coordinator at which it's all stayed over.
No, I mean, no, go.
We'll get it.
I felt go back to the bills.
Fix the bills.
Right. Go fix Josh Allen. Yeah.
Yeah. Stupid league.
So happy.
The Jets want.
Yeah.
I mean, they know, huh, Miss two.
He was one of our BB BB BB.
Yeah, picks back in the day.
Yeah, he missed you.
Mr.
yesterday.
And Roger shouldn't be throwing already.
I'm just going to that. It's weird.
That has disaster written all over it.
Well, why?
He's gonna get hurt throwing.
I, there will be a setback or he's gonna come back too soon
and he's gonna reactivate something.
He's gonna get injured again.
Something's gonna happen to throw off this timeline.
Yeah.
And he's gonna mess him up moving forward
next season or something.
We'll see.
I mean, he's just gonna come back like week 14, week 17 and everything's gonna mess him up moving forward next season or something. We'll see. You think he's just gonna come back like week 14, week 17,
and everything's gonna be good?
I know.
To be honest, Mikey, are you serious?
No.
No, I'm not serious.
Like no one in the history of that injury.
It's a kill, he's a kill, he's a kill, he's a kill.
Right.
Well, I mean, Mike, I've never seen someone after sustaining that type
of injury on a field throwing a football that quickly. I've never seen it. If your
Kirk cousins, you're like, where'd you go? What'd you do? What country should you do
this in? Can I get some of that? Send me there exactly right. Whatever it is. I get some.
Billy, I don't know what to tell you. The dolphins, if they get home field advantage in the playoffs, they're going to the Superbowl.
They're unbeatable at home. The offense wasn't even clicking yesterday and they still put
up 35 points of Bill Bella check. Yeah. Yeah.
It has Belizex number for some reason. It's weird. He's beat him six times. Yeah. Last
time zero times. This is going to be a big week for the dolphins in Germany against
the chiefs because the chiefs, the chiefs laid an egg. Yeah. And you're playing
for the number one seed in the east or in the if see right now. You are. Yeah. Yes.
That's what the game is for. Yeah. That's interesting, actually. I'm a little concerned
though. This has chiefs bounce back game rid all over it. Right. You know, if you're a dolphin
fan, I don't think you like you don't like the chiefs coming into this game, having lost to Russell Wilson and the Broncos.
And by the way, that's the first time Patrick Mahomes has lost on the road to an AFC West
team.
Yeah.
I saw that they was at that.
I thought that was a stat that they had gone 40 games without losing by more than five
points.
Yeah.
40 games are good either.
No, here's battling the flu.
I could see a lot of light.
I don't know.
I just think I could see like a lot of coverage Sacks this week because it's Travis Kelsey doesn't get open. I don't trust Rashid rice to get open against the dolphins
Well, Jalen Ramsey by the way
Welcome to the dolphins. Oh yeah, cool. They game so exciting. Look at you. Yeah, I'm nervous about the dolphins
They're gonna be totally honest. They're going to the Super Bowl.
Billy, I'm excited to bring on Lucy this week because Lucy went to her first ever Florida Georgia game.
And so I'm excited to see how the experience was for her.
Lucy is here.
We do this every, every Monday here on God Bless Football
because what happens is college football is played
on Saturday.
And then the NFL is played on Sunday.
And then we forget about all the college football
on Saturday.
And Billy and I will not stand for that here
on God Bless Football.
No, we will not.
We will not.
So Lucy is the biggest college football fan that we know.
She covers college football for our show and for metal
arc media.
She's with us now.
How was the game, Lucy?
The game was bad.
The game was not enjoyable.
The tailgating was amazing.
I have never seen anything like it in my life.
We got there probably three-ish hours early,
and it was the most insane tailgate scene I've ever been a part of,
just because there was so much tailgating happening,
but it was very collected,
where Florida and Georgia fans were all tailgating together,
and they were all drinking together.
It absolutely lived up to the nickname of
World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
Yeah, it was great. It is great.
I've been to that game two times and I've had a blast each time.
Uh, they're drinking like I feel like Florida and Georgia, if there was a
matchup of two college fan bases, uh, and you put them together, like I feel
like in terms of drinking and partying, Georgia, Florida, probably one too.
For me, you know, they're high up there.
I would say the big 10 can drink pretty well too, but that's absolutely fair assessment
This everyone was drug right everyone was drunk. The game got off to a good start seven out of Florida
And then it was a blowout after that, huh?
Yeah, I was in the Florida section for that touchdown. I was like, thank God. This is awesome
We're gonna have something competitive and then immediately it all went downhill
It was just done by the way, I meant to tell you, you dismissed me.
I said, maybe Kansas Oklahoma might be the game
you should go to this week.
You did not go.
I don't want to say you just dismissed me,
but you're seeing the thing like Oklahoma, you did.
Okay, for hair.
I did.
You can do it.
You can say that.
Thank you.
You dismissed me.
Right, Kansas wins the game out.
Right, I told you that was the game to go to.
You were absolutely right.
I'm still glad we went to Florida Georgia. I think it was
the correct choice, but Oklahoma, Kansas. I haven't had the chance to watch, but that's
been a long time coming. 18 years since Kansas has beat Oklahoma. Two years ago, they almost
did the same thing with Jason being just didn't work out in the end. Super excited for
Kansas. They might be what regulates the big 12 a little bit because we want a Texas
OU final in the big 12 championship. All right. I know Mikey A has a question for you, but here
and we'll get to it a second. We have Lucy or Gussie as well, but here's what I love about college
football Lucy. We went into the weekend thinking it was going to be for the most part a bad weekend.
Games weren't going to be great. And then all of a sudden chaos broke out and that was really
cool to see again, a close game with Washington,
you had the upset of Oklahoma.
It was a great weekend for College Football.
And what I'm so excited about is we only really got that upset
with Oklahoma.
And if I know anything about College Football,
it's not if, but when.
So we're about to reach, like in Scott Hansen's terms,
the witching hour of the College Football season,
or these big teams that are, you know, like Washington, who has kept it really close against Arizona State and
Stanford.
These losses are going to come eventually.
This is the tough part of the schedule.
This is rivalry time where things are just totally different.
Like we are, I don't know if it's this week or the week after, but it's, we're going
to have like a blood upset week.
Blood upset.
Yeah.
There's going to be a blood.
There's going to be a lot of blood. A lot of really great teams are gonna lose because we're all starting to see the separation naturally occur.
We're like, well, go on the loses to Kansas. Washington can't compete. Then George is out here
beating the **** out of Florida. Like it all separate. You seem intrigued by this. I love a blood
week. Yeah. You do. Blood bed. Yeah. Blood bed. A red wedding. It could be this weekend, Lucy. I mean, there are some
of the great games on the schedule this weekend. It totally could be.
And it's almost like not even a thing that relies on great games
because no one expected Washington, Arizona state or Washington
Stanford to be great games. That's a team that's just begging to lose
right now. I don't know what's happened with them. But it's,
it's only natural. This is going to happen, especially in the pack 12 where the competition is just so stiff weekend week
out. Right. Yeah. Washington at USC, like USC's been bad, but you're not going to be surprised
if USC wins that game, right? Actually, I would be. I would be.
I would be. You see, you should have lost.
You see should have lost the cow this weekend. They're very bad, right? Okay, my bad. Sorry. So you
It was a good effort. It was a good effort. I would not be surprised if USC beats Washington,
Washington, it's gonna come back and bite. It's a tricky team Lucy because they listen,
they keep winning. Why is he doing weird, right? Yeah, but maybe they had the most impressive
win on their resume this year, okay? But it's a weird team in the fact that they've won the last couple of games,
Lucy, but they have not been impressive. No, they haven't at all. And what's weird is
their offense hasn't looked good. And that's the entire appeal of Washington football.
Like they could not score against Arizona State. Michael pinning junior just kept turning
the ball over. Right now, if you're very confident in saying, if Washington and Oregon meet in the
Pact 12 championship game, I think
Oregon beats the crap out of them.
I don't even think it's close.
Oregon is like taking that Washington loss
and gone upwards the way they beat Utah,
super convincing Washington trending the other way.
Right.
Mikey, are you ready for your big question for Lucy?
We were discussing this right before we started here.
And I like the idea of us asking her
this and continuing it throughout the season. Yeah, well this isn't so much a question as this is
a new segment. I want to get Lucy's top five college football pale gates and then as she goes to
different tailgates weekend and week out, I want to see if we have to update them and knock one out
and put one in. Okay. All right, I like this. I have my list. I have my top five. I will say this is just based
off of games I have been to this year. Okay. Not outside of it, but just this year. I like that.
Do you know which game you're going to this weekend yet or or have you know, you don't know yet?
Because Alex, you're in the Bama. I mean, I'm really trying to go to Alabama, I'll ask you if there's a scary chance to.
I met Iowan or Western with you.
Why, why, why don't you?
I'm going to that game because I'm being forced to, I mean.
No, this is the situation we are in.
We are hoping that Alabama says yes to us.
Alabama has had a history this season of saying no.
Really?
We got approved to Clemson no day.
Don't want to go to that anymore. No, it was hard to go back. No saying no. Really? We got approved to Clemson Notre Dame. Don't want to go to that anymore.
No, it was hard to go back.
No, no.
Our only other option is Iowa Northwestern,
which would be really funny,
but I don't really want to go.
We'll hopefully Oklahoma, Oklahoma State.
Okay.
Okay.
So wait a second.
Alabama is saying no to what?
Do you cover the game?
Yeah, they're denying our credentials,
but I think they probably, they don't know me.
They don't, and I think if they got the chance to know me,
they'd really want me at their games.
Yeah.
I don't take it personally.
And Alabama, I'm not mad at you, so please say yes.
Yeah, please say yes, but also there's a huge game,
so they're probably gonna say no.
I don't like this at all, by the way.
I mean, I know it's hurtful.
But lots of people,
what do you think could hurt your own yourselves?
I mean, seriously, what do you mean?
What do you mean, What do I mean?
A lot of people put in credential requests.
There's probably a limit.
Right.
I don't take it personally.
They're just doing their jobs.
And maybe I'm just being really nice about it
in hopes that they see me being really nice.
And you're like, no, what?
That's a nice girl.
We'll let her come this week.
Do you have a tree behind you made out of something
that's not tree material?
Yeah, it's my palm tree lamp.
Oh, Kate.
That's a lamp.
Yeah, I don't know.
Real set turn on.
I'm gonna press the button.
There's like a little button.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is very exciting.
It is.
I like when Lucy's, oh, okay.
For those on the podcast, you just got up,
walked about, I'd say, six feet and turned on her palm tree lamp.
It looks like it's just a palm tree with a light bulb in the middle.
Yeah.
Well, it's got a couple little light bulbs,
and I also brought something else weird to show you guys.
Oh, okay.
This is great.
I like when Lucy's here, but I also like when she shows us around and she shows us her
apartment of things we could tell.
Yeah.
You want to see the weird thing now?
We're doing one away.
No, I want to see.
No, no, no, no.
Here's another one.
I know.
Tees the weird thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Top five tailgates first.
Yeah.
And then we'll bust out the weird thing.
Yeah, we said, we said, we lose your goosey. It's a point to get to. We have a lot. Yeah. I like the top five tailgates first. Yeah. And then we'll bust out the weird thing. Yeah, we said, Lucy or Goosey, at that point, to get to all of those.
Yeah.
Five tailgates based off this year.
Yes.
Number five was just at Florida.
OK.
Just in Gainesville.
Just in Gainesville.
Got it.
OK.
Just in Gainesville.
It was solid.
There still work to be done.
Hold on.
Billy, what do you laugh at?
There's just someone knocking on the wall.
Like Lucy said, there's work to be done
in this place under construction.
But it's not stopped.
And his stop.
There's a guy paying on the wall.
And do we have the ability to take phone calls yet?
No, that we don't.
That is going on here.
No, that's not going up.
This is why Alabama said no.
Number four.
Number four, Florida State, LSU.
A-
A-
A- Usually a psych game, both both really good like fun party schools.
I'm sure they're probably better at Florida State and LSU.
Right.
No one seems to be taking Florida State seriously Lucy.
It's weird. It's weird.
It's I get it.
If Rady Leonard hadn't got hurt, I think there's a good chance Florida State would have lost that game to do.
They have been also a team that was like like They're trending a little different than Washington. We're earlier in the season
They were really itching for a loss Boston college Clemson. They were keeping it really close now. We know how bad Clemson is
I don't think the rest of their schedule is pretty difficult. I believe they have Miami and Florida left
It feels like they could finish undefeated, but they definitely floored it with disaster
It are they gonna be the team?
There's always a team.
And this week is the first CFP rankings.
They come out.
Are they going to be the team that is left out?
They were like, whoa, we didn't see that one coming.
No, they'll make it.
I think they'll they'll pretty confidently make it.
I imagine there'll probably be one Georgia to Michigan three
Florida state and then four almost like they'd be Washington.
Ohio state.
Ohio state, maybe Ohio state hasn't really like passed the eye test as much as Washington has. I mean
quality of when Penn State is probably not as good as we think but
I could see four being Washington or Ohio State. Okay.
Let's get to number three on your tailgate list here. Penn State. Mm-hmm. Buzzer.
It was Nassia and they were out drinking, they were having a good time,
they brought like couches out to the tailgate,
I was impressed.
I was impressed.
I have a question for you.
So in terms of like tailgate,
is the sadder the place, the better the tailgate?
No.
No.
I've been to a tailgate at Indiana
and that was not, that was just too sad.
Okay. It was really really rough. I
Think it's I think it's more impressive
Like I will say that this weekend at Florida Georgia the Florida fans were significantly more drunk than Georgia fans
And I think it's directly correlated to them knowing what was gonna happen
And I won't say it's direct because I've been to a I've been to a Purdue tailgate
Which is actually not that bad
But an indiana tailgate terrible northwestern tailgate terrible. I have a question
So when we're ranking tailgate so you say that the Florida fans were more drunk than the Georgia fans were right?
Yeah, so is that if you're gonna get blown out you might as well be wasted
But is that viewed as a positive or is that viewed as a negative like they can't hang like wow
They're having a really good time or oh, they just can't hang no they can definitely hang okay. We got there three hours before the game
Ish I am assuming they had probably been there like three four hours long to then we have Jesus so I
I have no doubt that they can they can hang and also I do think that they plan for an early exit too
Okay, so they got a little less time to work with.
All right, quickly here number two.
Number two is Iowa.
Okay. It might sound biased, but think about all the things there are to do in Iowa.
Not a ton. They're very good to take it.
I don't know anything about Iowa. It's funny.
You know, no, what's their chief export?
Corn. Corn. Yeah.
Not football players. Number one. you know what their chief x sport. Corn. Corn. Yeah. Corn. Yeah.
Not football players. Number one.
Corn and Titans.
A lot of players in the NFL
still.
And number one, obviously
Florida Georgia this weekend.
World's largest outdoor cocktail
party.
Crazy.
All right.
So those are the top five tailgates.
Now if you go to one moving forward
here, we'll replace one of those with the new one.
Well, presumably you replaced the last one.
Right.
We didn't get to your surprise.
We'll get to it next, that and Lucy or Goosey coming up next.
I have sad news for you. Oh.
Yeah.
So we were sent to package, I believe it was by someone that made it with their 3D printer
and we can't get to it right now.
It's in the mail room.
So we're going to have to wait for our next edition of Send Us stuff.
I thought I was going to be more sad than that.
Oh, well, like what, what were you thinking?
I don't know.
Something sadder.
You'll still get the package.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
We could be positive and just think, hey,
we'll get a package later this week.
There are only sending stuff to Lizzie I've noticed.
Yeah, no, 100%.
No, let me see.
I'm not going to send me a thing.
Lucy got a care package of like,
from, can I say what school sent you something last week or no?
Yeah. She got this whole Iowa soccer care package last week, which can I say what school sent you something last week or no?
She got this whole Iowa soccer care package last week,
which is pretty great.
Which is great because I worry about Lucy's relationship
with Iowa because I feel like maybe we don't put her
in the best spots with Iowa, you know what I mean?
Because Lucy is a journalist as we all know.
She is.
As I just held up, yeah,
we see a blue for some reason towards the camera.
Lucy is a journalist as we all know. And is. As I just held up. Yes. Yeah. We see a blue for some reason towards the camera. Lucy's a journalist as we all know.
And, uh, you know, we ask her questions and she has to be forthright.
And that's the problem sometimes is that we ask her questions that we know are not going to,
you know, yield positive answers. And then she's the one that says said thing because again,
she's a journalist just being forthright. Right. And then people hold it against her. And it's just,
it's completely unfair. Uh-huh. Yeah. Thank then people hold it against her. And it's just, it's completely unfair.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Thank you for saying that. I'd like that clip to play someone's next
in the audience. Yeah. What's your surprise? Wait, wait, I have a new segment that I think
that we should do. A new segment. Yes. A new segment that we should do. I mean, two new
segments of one day for Lucy. Yeah. So Lucy, uh, this segment is going to be metal,
like metal arc apologizes to blank on behalf of Lucy and every week will come out and we will say who we need to apologize to as a company
Kind of to kind of clear your name on whatever things have been done that have put you in trouble because of us. Does that make sense?
Yes, I don't know if that many people are mad at me right now.
Okay. Okay.
Just Alabama.
Open door policy on this one.
Whatever something goes wrong that an apology is needed, we will apologize on behalf
of whoever needs to be apologized for to clear your name in that thing.
And we will take the fall for that.
Is that okay?
I think that is perfect.
Okay, great.
I'm usually the only one that's really mad at me all the time.
Okay.
They just have to torture that.
Well, here's the thing. I never planned on going to Iowa, so I don only one that's really mad at me all the time. Okay. They just have to torture that. Well, here's the thing.
I never planned on going to Iowa,
so I don't care if they're mad at me.
Does Iowa realize no one would be talking about Iowa
if not for you?
No.
I don't think that's true.
No, it is true.
All right, Metal Lark would like to apologize to Iowa
on behalf of Lucy as she was not part of this segment.
Stoost are the thoughts and opinions of Stoots,
and no one thinks about her cares about Iowa.
Those are directly Stoots's thoughts and opinions,
not Lucy Rodins.
I'm mad at Alabama right now.
I'm trying to get you into the Alabama.
Well, that's, we're going about it the wrong way.
What do you mean?
Setting like scorched earth before you get the credentials
is not the way to get the credentials.
Okay.
Yeah, we are, we're not mad at them.
They're just doing their jobs.
Oh, they're doing great jobs.
Yeah, great jobs.
We don't know when to send anything to them.
Right.
It's not gonna help.
Okay, don't do that.
I'm sending it.
I'm just, I'm actually don't send a bag of poop.
I'm calling a favor.
That's all I'm telling you.
Okay.
If, if you guys want to handle this, I trust him.
Who are you calling it?
The listener.
Let's trust God.
It Tuscaloosa Alabama.
You're just saying he was well connected.
Favorite.
You just said he was well connected.
Who said you said he said he's a well connected.
Yeah, how come he didn't put a stadium on it?
Because I was talking about life.
Obviously he has no way of putting a roof on a state.
You got to be more clear.
I mean, I don't know him well, but I'm asking anyone.
Who is it?
Let me see.
Got to be something, Karen.
There you go.
You're taxi A-2.
Star quarterback.
Who you have no relationship with out of the blue.
Adam wants.
I mean, I have to get in the red.
I'm going to show you, don't I?
I'm going to show you.
I'm scrolling through by fall and look at for anyone who
played at Alabama.
Anyone.
Okay.
We have our best people working on it.
Sue gots and other people.
So everyone, no need to tweet it Alabama.
No need to call them up.
They're just doing their jobs.
Just doing the jobs.
And one day they'll see me and say,
we're so happy you're here.
Mm-hmm.
Hopefully this weekend.
You've been getting more of that, right?
People have been seeing you and saying,
we're happy you're here.
Not necessarily the people that work there, but.
Florida was really happy to have me this weekend.
Well, here at part time, Gator, like I. Well, you're a part-time gator.
Like, I feel like you have a good honorary degree from there now.
Yeah, they send me so much stuff.
It's like, well, you have to be one of my favorite teams now.
Yeah, marking or about to get a text.
Don't do that.
Yeah.
Did he play there?
He did, right?
All right, so Lucy has a surprise for us.
Yes.
And we have Lucy.
Yeah, right.
So I like to, every time I'm here at my apartment doing the show, I want to show you guys something
weird.
I have my apartment.
I have a lot of weird things.
This is my football that I disco-tiled.
Wow.
Wow.
You did that.
Wow.
How'd you do that?
I love disco-tiling stuff.
So I'll get a little, it's a very tedious process, but I'll get like a roll of disco-tiles
or a sheet.
And then you just put them on.
Okay.
This took a really long time and I like slice up my fingers pretty bad.
It looks really cool.
Okay, well I had a new game that I wanted to play, but when I heard the use slice of your
fingers, I don't know we should play the game.
What is it?
What is it?
This is a combination of segments.
Okay.
This is called Sendus Stuff for Lucy to disco tile.
So you send us a random object and Lucy will disco tile that object for you.
I'm petrified of what objects are gonna come in the mail.
Why?
Could you say disco tile anything?
Yes, anything.
But anything is really wide open.
A door knob, it could be anything.
Right, but Mike's worried about other stuff.
Exactly.
Yeah, like if a Buffalo Bills fan said send something, I might be worried.
Anything within limit.
Yeah, there you go.
We're like a Jersey helmet.
I mean, we're fine.
If we do, so they need to be like solid items like a Jersey, I probably couldn't disco
tile.
Like a definitely rhinestone, but they couldn't.
But that's not the segment.
It's this.
Yeah, that's not the second segment entirely.
Yeah.
What's the matter?
I'm trying to make people happy.
She likes to just go tired.
I feel like this weekend, I feel like why?
Why?
Because it was a lot.
There was a lot of Lucy.
We were talking about it.
We were I got to the charger game last night.
I'm like, huh, turn it off.
I can't watch anymore football.
Yeah.
Like let's move on to something else.
And she was like, what?
Yeah, she was like, wait.
I caught up on the goal.
I've been waiting for this day. My entire life.
You told me to turn off the ball.
Like, yeah, the charges are going to win a cover.
Games over.
Yeah, I'm a special agent.
Get out of here.
Get night for the day.
Can I ask you something?
I will.
No, big night.
You too.
Yeah.
Score gammies can get the hell out of here.
I'm so sorry.
43 to 20.
I'm over.
I'm a stupidest thing.
I hate it.
It's just enough.
Um, yeah.
I do feel about Scott Hansen.
It's okay. Yeah. Just okay. Wow. I hate it. It's just enough. I don't feel about Scott Hansen.
It's okay.
Yeah.
Just okay.
Wow.
I'm warming up to him.
Why aren't you friends with him, too?
Yeah.
Want me to text him about Alabama?
Yeah.
See if he can get Lucy's Alabama.
Did he got there?
No.
Anyway.
I got to be honest with you.
I'm glad you brought up Hansen.
It's good, not great.
Ceciliano was great, and I miss him.
And I miss him, too. That's what I'm seeing from a lot of the people that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not I try to think of the right, the right way to describe what Sicily on a dead.
It's early.
Football got me.
It's late.
It's late.
It's late.
Yeah.
Early afternoon.
Long day, yeah.
Early evening.
Yes.
That's what I mean.
Jinks.
You can't talk or Jinks.
It was a lot more organized with Andrew.
You knew exactly where you were, where you were going, where you were headed.
And with Hanson, I feel like he has no idea.
And I have no idea.
Well, he's going to say it's like a plane that's out of control. I mean, what? He's theon, I feel like he has no idea and I have no idea. Well, he's gonna say it's like a plane that's out of control.
I mean, he's the pilot. I feel like he's not the pilot. He's like the, you know,
he's like, so silly. I know I got to be honest with you, Billy. I never felt like I was going to crash.
I did it. I kind of like it though. I feel like Scott Hans is the
student with the microphone. Exactly. That's the word I was looking for. He's like the
head. He's all over the board. I mean, yeah, he's just telling us what with the microphone. Exactly. That's the word I was looking for. He's like the head. He's all on the board.
I mean, yeah.
He's just telling us what's going on.
Yeah, trying to be funny.
I mean, do me a favor.
Just tell me the rules.
I'm gonna buckle my seat belts.
You know, I'm gonna put my tray table up and down.
Don't tell me jokes.
Okay.
Let's get through it.
And then take off.
What, you like the Southwest people?
Yeah, sometimes.
Oh, get out of here.
Sure.
Why not? You like a few jokes on your fly?
Yeah.
Sure.
Light in the mood.
Lucy, your goosey.
Sorry about that.
Lucy, you've gotten way out of track.
What off on a tangent?
Are you Lucy, your goosey on flight attendants?
You tell jokes over the intercom system.
I'm goosey on that.
You are.
OK.
One time I had a flight attendant or like a pilot sort of do that.
Well, we were in a lot of turbulence.
Right.
I was like, it's funny.
Yeah.
We're timing a place feels really scary.
Right.
Just fly the plane, sir.
Yeah.
Or man, please.
Right.
I mean, sorry.
Good save.
Uh, okay.
Lucia Goosey, Oregon, Oregon with a big win.
Now they have a loss here, but a big win at Utah, a convincing
win. 35 to six, bonics, firmly a trench of that Heisman conversation. Lucy or Lucy?
I'm so Lucy on this Oregon team. I think, I think right now if they played Washington
at a neutral site, even if they played Washington at Washington again, I think Oregon would win
that game. I think they are the best team in the Pac-12. I had them as like a sneaky playoff contender.
And I really think that that is a good Oregon team.
And even if it's not this year, I think Dan Laning
is like in that class of coaches
that he will bring a national title to Oregon in the next 10 years.
All right. Let's stay in the Pac-12. Why you laugh in Billy?
Because of the reaction that's going to happen down here
if they win a national championship in Oregon after Mario Christob you left in Billy? Because of the reaction that's going to happen down here if they win a national championship
in Oregon, after Mario Christobal left.
So great.
So funny.
They almost lost to Virginia.
I mean, celebrating now.
I was supposed to have Super Bowl.
You know, the Jaguars.
It's ridiculous.
Oh my God.
When's a win, Billy?
A win is not a win.
They all count the same.
Let me talk about college football.
That was a bad win.
And they should have been right.
They should not have been celebrating after that win.
They should have been running gassars.
I mean, Jesus.
Well, I mean, I had people telling me how exciting the Clemson game was two weeks ago.
And oh, that was one of the best games I've been like, guys, you should have blown out
Clemson by 30 points.
Get out of here.
Yeah, I say it would have been a great game like five years ago.
Yeah.
When clip exactly.
They only asked how many, not how.
Yeah. Well, let's stay in the patch. Well, Lucy, Washington,
they remain undefeated. But as we discussed earlier, their wins the last couple of weeks have
not been that impressive. Lucy or Goosey? I still think they're a very good football team.
I think their offense is amazing. It feels like just a weird phone. So I'm going to go
Lucy and Goosey. I'm just going to go both. I'm like way on Washington.
Like a side. Think of side, Lucy. Lucy is watching. I never just gonna go both. I'm like way on Washington. Think of sides.
Think of side Lucy.
Lucy is watching this.
No, I never think of side.
That's my whole bit.
I like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna go halfway on Washington
because they're not, they're flirting with a loss.
They have not been convincing as of late.
They still have Utah, USC, Washington state on the schedule.
There's probably a loss in there if they keep this up.
They're good football team,
but I don't think they're the best in the back 12.
I think Oregon's better.
Are you rooting for a loss?
I don't say I'm, I won't say I'm rooting for a lot of.
If they lose in there out of the picture, you're fine.
Yeah, I want chaos for the last few weeks.
Okay.
I think we'll get it.
Last two here, Ohio State, big win at Wisconsin, 24 to 10.
Uh, Ohio State still has to play Michigan, but they beat in Penn State. Ohio State, Lucy win at Wisconsin 24 to 10 Ohio State still has to play Michigan, but
they have beaten Penn State Ohio State.
Lucy or Gussie.
Okay, I'm going to clarify this one.
They are Lucy, but they're not better than Michigan.
The Wisconsin game was a lot closer than it looked.
I don't think that's a big deal though, because Wisconsin football takes, they play a style
of football where they always bring you down to their level.
And that's just what they did to Ohio State. Their offense is not nearly as good as people think. Marvin
Harrison, Jr. Is better than people think. And that's why, you know, we think so highly
of their offense. They will win out until they face Michigan. And I think they lose by double
digits to Michigan.
All right. Last one for you. We have about 30 seconds here, Lucy. Texas, they win. They
beat BYU, Malik Murphy, the freshman played pretty well.
It is first start at Texas, but the big news for Texas is Oklahoma lost. So Texas, Lucy
or Lucy?
I'm going Lucy. They funny enough cut into the Texas game while they were playing BYU
this weekend at the stadium and showed the final of the Oklahoma score, which is like
the best thing about college football.
I know Quinn Ewers is out,
but they have a really good strong quarterback room.
I'm not too worried about Texas.
I think we'll most likely end up getting a rematch
between Texas, Oklahoma and the Big 12 championship game,
which will be awesome.
And I think Texas will probably win this time around.
It's hard to beat a team twice.
All right, Lucy, we appreciate it.
As always, I'm glad you had fun at Florida, Georgia, and I will let you know if AJ McCarran
gets back to me.
Wait, can we, can we put on a poll this week where you're going to or is that just the last
week thing?
Um, if we hear, yes, from Alabama, we're going to go to Alabama, but if you do not hear
us, Alabama, which no one's anything now, Alabama unless you're still got.
Yeah.
Right.
And AJ, don't bite the hand if you do.
Let's put on the bullshit.
Alabama get over themselves.
Yes or no?
People not people on the pole that is not going to happen.
That's a perfect example of how not to do this.
Okay.
Yeah, we have to build a relationship with Alabama.
Exactly.
It takes a little time.
We respect them.
Mm-hmm.
We get it.
Yep.
They were number three in the BCS last week.
Yeah.
Well, they had a good weekend again this week.
Yeah.
Because I'll be home lost. Yeah. I know it's unbelievable. Yeah. Alabama is going to be in the playoff. Lucy,
we appreciate it. I'll let you know again if AJ gets back to me or Mark Ingraham. Thank you.
Bye guys. See you.
We are back where we normally are every week here in the last segment of the show. We still have a bunch of segments that we haven't gotten to.
We have BB BB BB.
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Yeah, and then we still need the sponsor.
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And then I send it to Feldman. And nothing gets done. I don't know what's going on with that. I'm
going to have to call him. So you were late. You were three and a, a week ago. We haven't
gotten to it yet. But yes, it was three and a whole week ago. If you want to talk about
that, I'm happy to oblige. What's this? Three and a, I know what I'm talking about. I
wanted to compliment God bless football here because you were three in L last week.
And I over the weekend was eight and two once do you got to my NFL pick.
So that's what this was about.
Yes, it was all about me.
If you follow me in Billy, you went 11 and two NFL bets from Monday until Sunday.
How about that?
Well, how was college college seven to five?
That's not bad.
Not terrible.
Yeah.
How to get weekend.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you have your, your big board bets here. I do have my big board bets, but we'll save that. We'll get to five. That's not bad. That's terrible. How do good weekend? Yeah. Okay. So you have your
your big board bets here. I do have my big board bets, but we'll save that. We'll get to that.
Okay. We've still haven't gotten to Stroud Richardson or young also, which is something that we've been doing
all season long. And we were close close to writing it off and just saying CJ Stroud won for the entire
season. For those of you keeping score at home. Right now we have had eight of these eight weeks of Stroud Richardson and young. Right. Right now the scoreboard is Stroud six.
We'll just say Stroud six. I'll just tell you. No, it. I threw it. I threw it.
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He wasn't part of yesterday.
How do you not include Mike?
Yeah, this is not.
How do you not follow in the rules?
He wasn't part of it.
No, no, no.
Well, levis is in there.
Billy will love us is in there.
You know, this is your game for a rookie.
I know what?
We'll take it into consideration.
We'll report back next week.
We'll report back next week.
No, no.
Well, technically, Malik will have started that game, right?
No, quick hook for him.
I think he did.
Yes.
And then he came there using both of them, I think, but well, Levis started throwing touch
down.
Easy only one that has a pass acknowledged here.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you're not going to start at this week.
You'll take it under advised ban and you'll get back to us next week.
You know what?
What?
I heard from the committee.
Wait, really? You spoke to him next week. You know what? What? I heard from the committee.
Wait, really?
You spoke to him that quickly.
We'll have his one the week.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Right, young is back to zero.
Unfortunately.
Roughly for Bryce.
He won the Super Bowl.
He won the Stroud Young Super Bowl
and still didn't win the week.
It's just amazing.
What a shame.
Let me update the scoreboard here.
What is the score, Damaiki?
Do you know the score? I have no idea what it was.
Yeah, Strauss six, Baygent one, Levis one, young, zero, Richardson zero. There were some
close ones. He almost got some here and there, but now he's out for the season.
He's trying, young, you know, you'll get there. Yeah. The guy just refuses to listen to Trevor
Lawrence. Yeah, crazy. And the Jack was good. I mean, she's where did they come from?
Six and two of the jacks. I feel like we wrote them off and they didn't write back or whatever that thing was it.
Yeah, yeah, they wrote them off, but they didn't know.
Yeah, you know, say whatever you know, you know, I'm talking about by the way, quickly, Julio
Jones.
By the way, quickly, Teotr Hopkins.
So, so, no, look, so Julio Jones catches a bench.
So Julio Jones catches catches a touchdown yesterday, right?
Yeah. You know, my first thought was, oh man. It's a big tight end. They got had no
idea was who yo Jones saw it on Twitter after I was like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
How the Eagles get Julio Jones. They signed them like two weeks ago. By the way, AJ Brown,
I think it's six get second of games of 125 plus yards, which is incredible. And Peter
King tweeted out that Jerry Rice has never had a six game stretch like AJ Brown is having right now. That's incredible. AJ Brown is a freak, man. He yelled
at Jalen Hertz and I'll turn around. I'll tell you one other thing. Taree Kill is the
MVP. I don't care why receiver. I don't care about the position. Taree Kill is the best
player in the NFL, not quarterback division. And he's been the MVP this year. He's on his
way to 2000 yards and I'm
not certain what the dolphins record would be without him. I'm serious. Like he's that
good. Yeah. Yeah. MVP. I have top five quarterbacks, Billy, before we get to your bets for
tonight. Wow. That's exciting. I have top five quarterbacks, top five guys, just top five
quarterbacks, who might be the next Vikings quarterback, even more exciting. I was exciting.
I was exciting. A top five quarterback. Yeah, now I'm
really excited. Now I'm hooked. Kirk cousins out for the
year to earn a killies. So we'll see what happens. Well, you
never know. You never know. Should be back for round two of the
playoffs. Ask Aaron. Jesus. How is he doing that? Stay off the
field. That means X do it. Fine. That's I heard a crazy
conspiracy theory. I heard a crazy conspiracy. There is a very
thing. I heard a crazy conspiracy.
There is a theory that he was never hurt.
What?
Yeah.
That they were just like saving him for a run.
Why?
I don't know.
It was tick-tock.
It's a very weird.
Yeah.
What?
Cause it's not worth anything.
Just top five quarterbacks.
No, I like it.
I like it.
It doesn't seem like he was very hurt or hurt at all.
Correct.
Without their throw-in, twist it on the leg. So they're building X confidence here. I like it. I like it. It doesn't seem like he was very hurt or hurt at all. Correct. Right.
They're throwing it down on the leg.
So they're building Zach's confidence here.
I like it.
For what reason?
Building the train valley.
They would have won that game 42.
They could lead a quarterback.
They would have beat the Giants 42 to 10 yesterday.
They would have.
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
I don't know.
I haven't seen Aaron Ryshe do anything as a jet.
Oh, guy Thibin O was, uh, he's pretty good.
How am I getting it?
He's, he's the giant's best offensive player.
I mean, yeah, we had him on before the day.
I was going to say God bless football alone.
Yeah.
All right.
Top five guys who might be the next Vikings quarterback.
You ready?
Yeah.
Oh, I, Desmond Ritter.
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Right.
You're just.
I'll say whichever one is not has a good chance to go into the Vikings.
It's all up.
So any play in fairness, if they have to be right, if they haven't decided, why is it up
to you to decide?
Oh, it's not your job to decide the Falcons quarterback is their job.
I'm just saying whoever they decide on, yeah, the other one's going to be the soda.
That's it.
Or has a chance. Number five, thank you.
Number five, not Tommy DeVito.
That guy's bad.
Number four, RG3.
But
RG3, I'm putting a guy who's not gonna go there
on a list of guys that might go there.
Yeah, I know.
I know, Billy, sorry. RG3, he's set on the show, he's ready might go there. Yeah, I know. I know, Billy. Sorry.
RG3. He said on the show, he's ready to come back. Yeah.
He did. Vikings are good. Number three, Ryan Tanahill.
His days in Tennessee are over. Oh, not numbered. They're over over.
Okay, we'll love us. I see that. He's the guy now. Okay. So Tana Hill could be the Vikings that quarterback. Number two, he was in the booth for the worst game in NFL history last night or yesterday.
Also a former Falcon. Matt Ryan. Wow.
Do they just keep making him do jets games so that he could just come down at some point and then he blabbered like that.
So he knows the offense.
Which is terrible.
Those guys had to work yesterday.
I'm telling you, I'm an eagle, Tiki, and Matt, right?
They were working hard because there was not a lot to talk about with that game.
Because of the booth everybody sweating.
Oh, I was doing like stand up.
I mean, he's not to stand up. He's funny. I don't like him.
Yeah, we had a run in. I'm not fan of his as a jerk. What? Who said that? You don't want your
flight attendants doing jokes, but you want to do exactly right. Yes. Yeah. No, because that
plane was a great wreck for that game. If we're hovering around the airport, nothing's happening
for four hours. That someone tell a joke. I'm good. If we're hovering around the airport, nothing's happening for four hours
that someone tell a joke, I'm good with it.
You would not be good with someone telling a joke
if you're hovering around the airport for four hours.
No, you wouldn't.
That's what it's not for.
That's when it's the least funny.
But someone's gotta do something
and I had to do something.
So we did a set of stand up.
I mean, it was great.
And the jets of giants expense.
And Tommy DeVidas, poor Tommy.
Number one.
I thought we did that already.
I did too.
It was Mattie ice.
Matt Ryan.
Number one before we get to Billy's big boards, bats, bats, bats, big board,
brought you by, yeah, and guess, uh, Phillip Rivers.
Wow.
I guess the name, go to Matt Ryan.
What's that?
I guess the same. Yeah, but you What's that? I really get the same.
Yeah, but you know, you didn't make the list
and we talked about it earlier.
Capricorn.
No, Andy Dalton does not, is not a bad,
the red rifle.
It's not a bad look because you have Addison.
You got Justin Jefferson and they're oh and six anyway.
So you might as well get all the draft capital,
you can, well one in six now,
but you get all the draft capital you can,
and then you're gonna trade out of that first pick anyway,
because you got Bryce Young.
So why do they trade for trade lands?
Dallas already has them, but I will tell you,
when you talk about Jefferson,
Dallas already has them as though you haven't been sending
this two starting quarterbacks for Atlanta there.
I may be back, press got future quarterback
in the Minnesota by the time.
Wow.
I was on this, I was on Jefferson and Hopkinson.
Like quarterbacks are gonna be sprinting to that like Phillip
Rivers wants that job.
If I was Andy Dalin for it.
I mean,
I'm Andy Dalin.
I'm like, Hey, can you like like this
isn't going anywhere?
I guess Brady might want it.
I mean,
Traylancers from Minnesota some home
cooking.
Yeah.
He also stinks.
Keep an eye on Aaron Rogers also.
We're going to follow the far foot steps.
All right, Billy's bet big boards brought to you by
to be determined. We don't have one yet. So anyways, Billy's bet big boards brought to you by to be determined.
We don't have one yet.
So anyways, last week, guys, we went three and O.
These are bet.
I'm not in this sports betting state now.
If I were to be inclined to make possibly, if I felt strongly about here we go.
First one, Lions minus seven and a half.
Lions minus seven and a half on the game tonight.
That is why why?
Because of an extra three bees.
Billy's best big boards brought to you by Lions.
Big bounce back.
Okay.
Big bounce back.
Yeah.
All right.
Five and two taking on the Raiders.
Grapplello is playing.
Billy is saying take a minus seven and a half.
If he was in a gambling state, that's always nice.
One.
Jared golf over one and a half touchdowns today.
Golf over one and a half touchdowns against. Goff over one and a half touchdowns
against the Raiders. I like that. You know why? David Montgomery, I can see it. You know
why? Guys, you weren't listening big bounce back. I'm having three big bounce back. That's
right. Sorry. I was listening. I just forgot. I was doing some work over here. What were
you doing? I mean, this is what we're doing. You have 25 seconds to finish. All right.
And the final one of the week, we've been talking three Bs, big bounce back.
Right.
The line is 46 and a half.
Mm-hmm.
The over under.
I'm going under 46 and a half.
No big bounce back here.
The lines have only had two games this season
go over 46 and a half combined.
The Raiders have had one.
No big bounce back in terms of the points today.
All right, listen, the man was three and L last week.
I don't know what to tell you.