The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Mystery Crate: Episode Two Hundred - Forty-Four
Episode Date: September 15, 2023As Meadowlark Media grows, the shipping container is forced into an even smaller space for this edition of Mystery Crate. The crew hears all about Tony's European vacation and how much better America ...is than everywhere else. They also take place in a SNKRs Shock Drop together before Chris Cote takes the show where he always does. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Through the wire, through the limit to the wall
How the chance to be with you are climbing this ghetto
Through the wire, through the limit to the wall
How the chance to be with you are climbing this ghetto I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it. I'm ready to sing it.
I'm ready to sing it.
I'm ready to sing it.
I'm ready to sing it.
I'm ready to sing it.
I'm ready to sing it.
I'm ready to sing it.
Is that the best sample of all time?
The best sample of all time.
Um, cooked.
You can't just wait from the back I'm gonna smash my burger
I'm gonna try this b.i.g. use the juicy fruit sample. Oh, yeah, but that song may have been stolen. Oh
I didn't talk to anybody. I haven't talked to anybody. But that song may have been stolen. What about
In between the sheets when Biggie's sample that for to hold the ladies in the place with styling,
but it's like,
yeah,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
he sticks me real good bushes.
He sticks me real good bushes.
Who rock crews and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the clubs, if in my ways,
where you find me, the back of the clubs,
back in, is this going on YouTube?
Uh oh.
It's like a poem, we're gonna talk about it.
Did he built an empire on you?
Example, oh, more money, more problems.
Yeah, the Diana Ross.
Yeah.
Huh?
I'm coming.
Crocodile rock.
That's a sample?
Yeah.
I was trying to find like, what's the whitest I can go here?
Well, you could have gone out and jumped sample of like that.
What's the new song?
When he sampled his own shit.
Was it by the way?
Yes, I fully respect what he's doing.
He's saying he was a, it wasn't.
He was doing it.
Do a leep-up.
Do a leep-up.
He does like, he all look the same.
He literally find, he's finding like all of these current artists and be like,
yo, you want to help me remix my track?
Yeah.
And it's like, yo, who's getting paid double?
Exactly.
We're making the track, but also,
all right, we got to pay samples.
That's right.
Guess who?
Same account, by the way.
You want to just wire, it's fine.
Oh, man.
That's the, that's like my dream is to be someone who's
credited for doing it, but also for writing it and for like, because I want to show up.
I want to be like, all right, you pay me.
I want to walk out the route.
You want to do the track and the rap triple double no assists.
Exactly.
But like, I want to walk out.
Come on.
I want a different outfit.
Come back in and get paid for that.
And then go to the end.
So you can't give me a different check.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Or like Jerry Seinfeld where he sends,
he does the commercial in Japan or whatever.
And they have to send him the checks
and he has to sign the little checks.
It's like 17 cents.
Like seven cents and he has to sign them.
They're like, it's $1.84, thank you.
Signs 600 checks.
And he's got a carpal tunnel, he can't do it.
Anyway, so welcome to Mystery Crate.
Yay!
Oh, I'm on there. A little bit more of an intimate setting here. It was tight. Tony we can't do it. Anyway, so welcome to Misery Creek. Yay! You're better.
A little bit more of an intimate setting here.
It was tight.
You must have, you've been out of the country.
You must just have a lot to say.
I do.
I think we should just all lay out here and let Tony go.
Wow.
I want to save my European top five observations for the show
because they're good.
They're really good and I feel like the world needs to hear them.
Right now, do it right now.
Wow.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
Do it right now.
My producer is telling me no.
My producer is telling me no.
Oh, I can't do that.
You had 20 hours to share it on Levitar.
Yeah. So you got to do that. First off, first off. No, we're not saying you're not saying you're a father, you know, maybe on your 30 European vacation by
time, well, they hit it hard next week and shall I brother?
Dan did call for it though, so I'll step back and just leave it.
Thank you. But no, observations, I can give those Americans great
America, America, America rocks dude, sorry for everybody's like,
Oh, America, this is that America kicks ass. The greatest comes
in the world.
Goddamn right.
For most people.
Hmm.
And brother, if you've been somewhere else
and they got it better than they do over here,
you'd let me know because I've been a bunch
of different countries and people did not have it that good.
Like, I mean, you've been, you're a very well-traveled man.
Yes.
Like, you know what it is to walk out into a place
where you're like, oh, there's nothing here.
Like, I can't get food here.
I don't know, there's everything's closed.
It's not even that.
Where's your poultry?
It's not even that.
You know what it is?
America was a country that was built
with literally one thing in my convenience.
I don't make everything easy.
Yep.
Drive through, like H.O.V. Lane.
Streets. Streets, like, capitalism capitalism and convenience everything is built on elevators
Over there they do shit where it's like well, this is how we've always done it and like they've done it like that way for
500 years so they can't understand certain things
I remember like my you know going to France and like being hungry going to restaurant like at 130 and it's like it's close
What do you mean it's close? They're close for lunch. I'm like, you're a restaurant!
You're a restaurant!
You don't get to have a lunch!
How are the beds?
Small.
So like, it's stiff, right?
European hotels, you've never been to Europe.
European hotel rooms are like this room
that we're in right now.
It's like, what, seven by nine?
Like, everything is just smaller.
And when you ask for a bigger bed,
they just give you two twin beds pushed together.
Like I'm a cruise.
Yeah, but you still feel the split of the twin bed.
Oh, the split.
So I was sleeping and then I would like fall
into the split of the twin bed.
I'm gonna fall off the bed,
I'm so afraid and I'm like, ah!
But everything's small.
Yeah.
People are small.
Yeah. People are small. Yeah.
People are very small over there.
And I must have hit my head.
Again, I'm not 6'10", I'm not this huge guy.
I'm like 6'4", but the fact that I hit my head once a day,
I'm not lying, once a day I hit my head there.
That's because you know what a Germany.
You know what it is.
You're like the average German height.
Tony.
Tony's like the average German height.
The average German height is 6'4". That can't be. No, I want you to look that up. I can't be. No, Tony's like the average German height. The average German height is six four.
That can't be true.
No, I want you to look that up.
That can't be true.
Yeah, that's right.
No wonder they were in the workup.
Okay, damn.
Damn, you know what it is.
Why, symmetric system.
That should sucks.
By the way, metric system,
we do a lot of great things in America.
A lot of great things.
Let me be first.
The average male height is 5'11".
Well, he's looking at it in five.
I see men in Germany.
That's a Germany okay.
Five feet, 10.9 inches for some reason,
and women are 5'4 inches.
So just regular like every other wall.
Very standard.
Where did you get that?
Why did you have to hide the confusion?
The average high-line Germany is 6'4".
I remember when I went to I went to
Somewhere and I was going on the airport and it's like, you know, this is the high and and I was like okay
It's a lie. What do you want me to do?
Hating on me today all day though. That's the difference. It's like all nice shirt bra
Whatever you said. I don't give a shit doesn't matter the point is
Minnes everywhere dude. Oh jeez in everywhere in like just
So hot like unbearably hot because that's another they don't believe in air conditioning. Oh
It's hot here to this
It's hot when you're window
What do you do the same air comes from there here and it's hot
But you say it's hot here, yeah, it's hot here,
but it's hot over there,
like to another level of heat.
Right, so it was 107 every day I was there.
I'm telling you, it's not because, yes, it's hot,
but it's not because that is because here,
everywhere you go, it's like standard.
Every way is air conditioning.
There's no question.
There's no air conditioning.
It becomes something that you tell everybody,
yo, how was work today?
The AC went out and I was like, oh my God.
I did.
I did.
Because again, they built all this shit thousands
of years ago.
They don't have, believe in air conditioning,
because like, what, it's always been nice,
but they don't understand that global warming's happening.
So like, it's regular to have every,
look, every year in France,
in the summertime, whenever there's a heat wave,
there's a shit ton of old people who die of heat exhaustion.
I don't know why I laughed at that.
Yeah, that's the best.
It's literally because they don't have any AC, right?
That's all people.
Yeah, man, like it's not a big deal.
And does it get cold enough for it to be snowing and stuff?
I don't know how. Now they do have heat, right that a good thing? Yeah. And does it get cold enough for it to be like, snowing and stuff? I don't know.
Now, they do have heat, right?
Cause it does get cold.
Like, maybe not snowy cold, but cold.
So there is heating, like with the radiator pipes and stuff
like that, like the stuff you see in New York.
But the concept of air conditioning,
they're like, no, just open the window.
At most, maybe a table fan, not even ceiling fans, right?
So people just live in heat.
Oh, man.
Like, oh, no, it's nice.
I like it.
It was nice.
I don't think they anticipated the earth warming up
to this degree.
Well, when I was in Rome, Rome was a hundred and seven.
Seven for?
Yes.
And they were all hot.
As I was I, it was a hundred and seven
for three straight days.
And you would go into a restaurant or a plate.
It's hard. Because in the United States, when you see a pharmacy, you're like, ah, finally
sweet.
Open them doors.
Yeah, sweet, sweet, just air and water, whatever.
And you walk into the pharmacy there.
It's just like a medicine place.
Yes.
And I'm like, guys, where's the water?
Where's like, they just fell drunk.
They're like, no, here's, you know,
constipated?
I'm like, no, some coldness.
It's kind of all we got.
Yeah, here it is.
However, how overrated was the Trevi found?
Sorry to cut you off.
No, no, no, Trevi found dude was an oasis.
Yeah, right.
There's a million people there.
That's one of those things that when you see it,
like pictures on the internet,
you're like, oh, that place sounds great.
You go there and there's a million people there.
A million people there.
Yes, a million people there.
There's a million people there.
The reason why I say it's an oasis is because the water
of the Trevi fountain is so cold, like a glacier.
It is so cold.
Are you got in?
No, but you can like put your hands in and like whatever.
And they have these like, the spritzer face.
It comes from a glacier.
Who do you do that?
You think a water from a fountain?
No, no, no.
You're doing a water boy.
No, but you can't ask him.
You can't ask him about something that other people
are putting their hands in.
He doesn't even put stuff that he puts his own hand in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, so when I say it's an oasis, yes, there's a trillion people there,
but the thing is when it's a hundred and seven degrees,
that water's so cold that you just go by and they have these
like spickets of water that shoot out water.
It's like drinking water.
Like trying to catch it.
So if you have, there's a line of people
filling up their bottles with the water.
Not like, I thought it was like,
bottle service like in the club,
and the girls are like, I know who you.
No, it's like,
spikits of water that is shooting up
from like a statue's mouth
and you're just kind of catching it with your bottle,
but it's freezing cold.
So when you say Trabi found it,
it was so, we had to walk from the hotel to the trippy fountain, which is like a mile, but a mile like downstairs,
up, stair, how do you down and then go back up? It's wild. Usually when you go down, you're
down. But it's like, generally, when I have to go back up, when you go back up, if I
go to have to go, yeah, okay. Was it on a mountain or something? No, that's the point.
Everything's on a hill, whatever.
So you get to the traffic fountain and dude,
I put like the water in my hand
and I just kind of put it in the back of my neck.
Dude, it's so good.
It's so good.
So what fast food restaurant did you see?
Of the, I saw a McDonald's.
You didn't get any one to test it out, take it for a walk.
Yeah, I'm sorry to interrupt this.
No one listen to this, we'll care because it'll be too late. Oh, Nike's doing a shock drop of the playoff eights I have a money. I have the I have the 13 kind of four-term humble brag
I have the 13s that that are mint minty condition. I'm about the minty condition this part
I'm a boy minty condition. Sorry for you guys are listening that didn't catch the shock drop
I saw I saw McDonald's I saw KFC. Oh KFC dominates overseas. Yeah dominates
That's I mean last day we're in it word and again 17 day vacation of eating was it too much?
Yeah, I won't point where you like you want to go home. A day, day like 16, day like 15, 16, 17. I was like, all right.
I guess that's good because now you're actually ready to go back home.
Yeah, but the problem was we were in Santorini and beautiful island.
Incredible views. The caldera. Are you about to bash it now?
Yes. Feels like you're setting it up.
Oh, no. Come on, man. Just tossing it up.
So, oh, there it is. They have different cities no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no have really spent like two. So like those last two days, we were just chilling in like the hotel room and the hotel.
Yeah, you were. But it was just like, all right, I feel like I'm good. And then I was
also dreading. I thought of you. I thought of you. Oh, no, no, no, because you got sad.
You were like at the end of it. You're like, oh, the day before I left was better than
this day. Yeah, yeah. Literally. And then I took a two hour plane ride, excuse me,
a 45 minute plane ride from Santeru,
Anita Athens, then Athens to Paris was three and a half hours.
Then a five hour later in Paris.
Yeah, David Delay.
You always have a delay.
No delay.
Wow.
No delay, no problems except at the beginning of the trip.
The question was, though, did you go to any fast
who plays in the reasons?
Yes.
Oh, where'd you go? I went to puts in the reason? Yes, I was a McDonald's.
I was it. It was good. It was it was blessed relief. It was still McDonald's. It was still McDonald's.
Dude, let me say this right now. Maybe she just changed in the last 20 years or
whenever I went and whatever, but dude, that was the thing that's like the portion sizes are small.
But it tastes so much better over.. Really? Oh, it's true.
We ate in the McDonald's, because we were like,
we wanted to do it in the full experience.
Exactly.
So, what are the menu differences?
They don't do sauce.
They give you mayo, ketchup.
Yep.
Oh.
And I'm like, I don't want this.
And they mix them up.
That's how they do.
Ah, a little French dressing.
Is that French?
That's what you call it?
There's more in it, but that fancy sauce.
But that is.
What mayo got you for my his and his. In French dressing is ketchup and mayo. I it. There's more in it, but that fancy sauce. But that is for me, I've got you for my his best.
In French dressing is ketchup and mayo.
I know there's probably other things too, but.
They have a word items on their menu.
They had.
The Lewis is looking up the shoes.
The Lewis.
He's doing the shock shop.
He can't hear you, but he's looking up right now.
He's looking up the sexy.
Second notes on it.
They're great pair of shoes.
I love it. Oh, we're of shoes. I love these guys.
Oh, we're all waiting.
We're all waiting.
You're not gonna get a good one anyways.
So yeah, we had a day that we spent in Athens, right?
So we left all the islands, we went to Athens
because that next morning we were flying out super early.
So we had eaten all the Italian food.
We had eaten all the Greek food.
And at a certain point, you're just like,
yeah, I'm good man. Like, I'm here at home. We have variety. I can go to Mexican. I can get
to Cuban. I can get to Peruvian. I can do pizza. I can do Italian. I can do another hero.
I'm up to here with cababs and lamb. The cababs. It's great. It's great. It's the food
amazing. It's a Zeki sauce, but dude. Is it the same way, is it there?
Is it the way it is here?
Like our Greek food here, is it like,
it's a poor imitation, obviously.
Yeah.
Wait, like what, in Greece?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh, it's imitating who, what?
No, our Greek food is a poor imitation
of real Greek food, but the real Greek food is really, really good, but I can see where I'm like,
America kind of does this one a little bit better.
Flinched.
Sometimes.
Flinched.
All right, that was off air.
I just pretend to throw ball.
Jeremy, he flinched like I'm doing here.
What's Jeremy doing here?
Hey!
You have to come in here.
Hey!
Lock it, lock it, lock it, shit.
You see F.O.
Yeah.
Hey, you can stand, I think, right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Close the door, thank you.
Anyways, so last day in Athens, first in last day in Athens,
by the way, the Acropolis and all the old stuff,
yeah, it's not real.
What?
What do you mean?
It's not real.
What do you mean?
I'm here to tell you, it's not real.
I'm here to tell you, it's imitation.. I'm here to tell you, it's imitation.
All the real stuff, they've taken away
and put in like a bunker somewhere.
For real?
Wait a second.
Is this a conspiracy theory?
This is not a conspiracy theory.
They've redone the different, like the Acropolis,
which is like the Hillet sits on,
the Parthenon, the whatever all you think of.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
We're talking about the buildings.
Yeah, come on.
The buildings, the buildings. No, you don't want the know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
what's the one?
I don't know when you say a crop list.
What do you think about Athens?
What do you think of like as a picture?
I think of like the beach.
This is a beach.
I think that more of Rome when I think of that,
that stuff like the,
but this is, that's not what it was Greek.
Like you need that zoom in.
We're the gladiators fighting Rome.
That's a call of see.
Yeah, that's it.
That's the God's, the God's is all over it.
The call of see him, by the way, it was pretty impressive. Yeah. Because it's like a big arena, man.
It's like a stadium. It's like a stadium. The stadium. What I thought was, imagine walking
in as a dude that they just took from some place. 45 seconds to drop, by the way. Oh,
oh, I'm sorry. Please. Oh, shit. I didn't know. Okay. So you guys are fun with that.
You're at your place and then the Romans come and take you, right?
And they're like, hey, bad news.
Good news for us, bad news for you.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna put you into this big arena
and fight a lion and you're gonna have to fight a lion.
Oh, you're like, yo, what?
Hey man, gladiator.
I say that for the slaves though.
Gladion for everybody.
Gladion everybody was getting this.
The movie gladiator messed me up because I always thought
yeah, they got to fight a lion and like, no,
you're gonna fight someone else is trying to kill you.
By the way, there's all the tiger.
Yeah, there's all the stuff there.
Two tigers, man.
Like, that's not fair, hold on.
The amount of animals that the,
that the rones were able to take from different places
and bring back to Rome to be in the Coliseum was insane.
And they would have elephants and they would have crocodiles and they would fill up, they would fill up the Coliseum was insane. And they would have elephants and they would have crocodiles
and they would fill up the Colosseum with water
and then have like reenactments of battles on ships
inside the Colosseum.
Did they have Wi-Fi?
No, interesting you say that.
Not coming up for me.
Why is this saying coming soon?
It's just saying,
the Colosseum should have me.
Sneakers, where are you?
They're not gonna do this.
They're not gonna do this. They're not gonna do this to me. They're not gonna do this to me again.
I mean, I will say this.
I did hit on sneakers.
The shoes that Judy's got on right now.
That's it, doing it.
Oh, no.
That's not good.
The circle of death.
Let's see, Lewis is trying to get it to his next box.
Different phones.
What a disaster.
Wow, I'm glad I already have these so I don't have to go
from because I would be upset.
And we wouldn't be able to do Mr. Kick
because nobody would be talking. Yeah, I
Who I hope you're not sponsored I wish he was sponsored be a fire sponsor
You're in line removing bots. Let's cut that's a lie by the way, they don't
Checking availability Nike does need more exposure. I think yeah, yeah, I think we could really help
Checking availability come on
It's removing
Still more I just don't want to lose together
Danny is doing. Oh, Danny, Danny!
Danny!
Do you just in the worst position?
Because do you quit and try to do it again?
Yeah, I get locked out.
Yeah, you can't do it for you.
You want me to do it for you?
You want me to do it for you, too?
I swear if Lewis gets him, I'm gonna be pissed.
All right, what?
Danny, get on.
All right.
All right.
12.
12.
12.
You got me?
Yeah.
12.
All right, hold on, I got you.
Let me see if I can get in here.
Oh, man. Wow. 12. How many do you think is gonna? Are gonna hit in this room zero?
I think one thing he's definitely one. I think one. All right, 12.
Drew. I got you. They're two. They're 210. It's where if Danny gets it. Here you go.
So the payment. Hold up there man. Danny was just logging in as as is all started.
Danny, you owe me a pair of shoes. Whoa. What's right? Danny. I gave him a pair.
Walker. Oh, man. I'm always looking good. Yeah. Hold up. Whoa. What's right? I gave him a pair. Oh man. Yeah. Hold on.
Dude, I got you. Let me see. Let me see if it's closing in. I love
us. We stopped a very nice story for something that is not timely.
Look at Gino. I'm trying to sneak out of the room. Yeah. Oh,
look at these out of here. We're moving bots. I'm on a hot street,
by the way. Hot street, huh? Do you show the shoes that you got on
right now? They're fire. Oh
I got those in Greece I hit them. Oh on the sneakers that my fur. No, well I was
So you had Wi-Fi in Greece. Yes, I had Wi-Fi in Greece
But I was able to hit on those shoes from the sneakers app and I was like you know what it matters on your location
Because it feels like what they do is they go location by location.
They're like, Miami too many people hitting them.
Like you can't get it.
In Santorini, nobody was doing it.
Only me, I was probably the only person on the island
going for those shoes.
So I got a case, I'm like,
I can't use that case.
I can't use that case.
Are people on their phones as much as we are here?
Yeah, oh my God.
No, why is that a phone word in me?
But, you say?
Anything that happens here in America, people do it over there too. What makes something that they do that we don't know why they're the same word in me. But, today, anything that happens here in America,
people do it over there too.
What happens?
What happens?
That they do that we don't do?
Smoke cigarettes is a big one, right?
They smoke, they smoke, they smoke.
They smoke so many cigarettes.
What about marijuana?
To be honest, I didn't smell any weed where I was like,
oh, you know how you're in New York,
all of a sudden you get that smell.
I never got a smell of, oh, that's a weed shop.
They have CBD shops that they say are weed shops,
but you kind of know the difference.
Yeah, you guys, I don't know what you're doing here.
Plus, I don't know if it's a front for the cops
to be like American's got it.
And they're like, come with me.
And you're like, oh shit.
Lock the block.
Lock the block.
What a scary assignment.
It should be.
I don't think they have rules over there though.
Well, is there any of this just gonna do it over there? Was there any of the South Beach vibes of like, got Coke, where people trying to slay stuff I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I my guy. I'm up front. Let's good. Yeah.
How we living?
Well, I'm good.
I want the first black in my day I ever did, I think, was about someone coming up to me
at the Hollywood improv and asking me, like, where are the drugs?
I was talking to like, I was talking to Andrew Schultz and somebody else and I was just like,
you want to do it.
Do we have it?
Mike's a sleep of the wheel.
Look at me, Lou.
Mike, do you have it? Who's not listening to us? No, he's not listening. No, Mike's a sleep of the wheel. Look at me, Lou. Mike, do you have it?
Who's not listening to us?
No, he's not listening.
No, he's got it.
Oh, wow, yeah.
Seenless.
Wow, boy.
So cut it up early.
So you're short?
Me and Shultz, and someone else I can't remember,
then this guy came up and he just came right up to me
and says, do you have any drugs?
And I'm like, well, he can ask the black guy.
So I wrote this whole black and my day based on that.
And I said, black people are the Atlanta Hearts Field Airport
of drugs.
So, you can just go to them for everything.
Right?
A lot of touchdowns.
Hey.
So we ended up going to the McDonald's.
And the menu was comparable to what we have,
no value menu, menu.
So you can't get like things that are,
I don't know, like the mix and match bundles
what do they call them?
I did not do anemic double.
Nothing's cheap.
There's no macchicans.
There's no macdougles.
Everything's like sandwich, chicken,
but the numbers of the chickens are weird.
So you do like a four piece.
Yeah, like everything's off by one.
So it's like,
seven piece, nine piece. Oh, like everything's off by one. So it's like, so it's odd number.
Seven piece, nine piece.
Oh, that is the most evil thing.
And then 20 piece.
And I'm like, so we can't do 10.
Like nine is the number that we have to cut it off.
I do like a nine piece though.
I never finished that 10.
I need that 10.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The space is killing me.
Oh man, yeah.
Yeah, and all.
If it makes you feel any better, Jude,
I'm still at removing bots verifying submissions.
Me too, but you can close it.
I don't want to go to that.
I lose your place online.
I'm playing fast and loose because I already hit it.
Did you get it?
No, they haven't hit yet.
They haven't hit yet.
Well, he's on the second one.
Danny's on that same screen.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the charges.
Oh, excuse me.
You got it?
The charge went through order confirmed
Still loading you just still loaded I feel like I'm gonna hit
That's crazy my bad wow wow, wow Lewis how you looking?
That was the problem.
I need to restart at this point.
Yeah.
Almost there, almost there.
Almost there.
Almost there.
Now here's the thing.
Should I reset?
Right?
What's out of your way?
I wear 11s.
I wear my size.
Let's see, I'm going to check the market for it. Let's see what the money. You said that shit a little too much base in your voice
Let's see wow this is my first win in like two years the dude huge dog. I had such a dry spell and to get it
Nice a victory nothing Nothing like anything like that. I got a
dress belt. They're selling. They're selling. Oh, what do
I sell for all goat? Why is this in US women's size? Okay.
We're looking at, you know what we're looking at? A break. We'll be
right back.
So going back to sneakers in Europe, I went to Amsterdam in 2018 and I walked into a shoe
store and they had anything you can want.
They had Jordan cement threes.
They had every donkey you could want.
The thing is I couldn't buy anything.
I like to keep the boxes.
I didn't want to come home with $700 worth of sneakers, just like stuffed into my bag with
no boxes.
So I just didn't buy anything.
At that point, at that point, I sacrificed a box.
Big box guys.
Boxes are gone. I like the boxes. If I get the't buy anything. At that point, at that point, I sacrificed a box. Big box guys, I like the boxes.
If I get the shoes at retail, boxes are c.
I was also wasn't making the money that much money
at the time, like I scraped together
that trip to Europe, so like, didn't want to be like,
and then they're more expensive,
because it was in your eyes, a man, it wasn't big enough.
You got it, you got it?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Hey! Hey! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
How many of us are still rooting for Danny not to get?
No, me.
I get it.
Me?
Yeah, I think I'm still in the running for these,
but I don't want them because I was just
going to give them to Juja.
Oh.
I'll take them to the finals.
I'll take them to the finals. I can't afford to pay you on that one. Hmm, I got you. If you went on, I got you.
The Fuente story, though, is pretty interesting. It used to be a sneakers store called Walters in
Atlanta, Juju. Have you ever been a Wal wow. So Walters used to have every single Jordan
and every single Air Max 95, Air Max 1 year.
What year are we talking?
This is probably like 2003.
Okay.
This is a while ago.
This is like before kind of the explosion.
The explosion, but I remember like,
and like Fuentes, I was like,
I wish I could afford these,
because it was retail prices.
It was $99 for Air Max 95.
$99, bro.
So this is why you went to college this afternoon.
This is, yeah, this is what college
and a little bit afterward.
Choose used to be so inexpensive.
Like you look back at them now and you're like,
you're like, look at that old-E space,
oh yeah, look.
It's like, yeah, really?
And the funny thing is for a while,
from like let's say 2000 and, let's say 2003, when like shoes really started
like being on the internet, right?
Where you can get on the internet and be like,
oh, damn, like there's shoes, there was no way to buy them.
You can just look at them, like oh, yeah,
you can see the shoes online,
but there was no place to like track them down and buy them.
So you'd go just years with like,
I don't know, I can't find any shoes.
You guys think it's weird that like, what's a new shoe?
That does well.
Because I feel like all the shoes that do really well
are all retro.
Retro's, yeah.
Dunks, old Jordans, old Nike Air Maxes.
I would say the Watherspoon Air Maxes
that came out there were the mix.
Yeah, that was the 97 Air Max one mix.
So what?
But even that is a mix. Yeah, that was the 97 AirRex one mix. So it's a split.
But even that is a mix of two AirRexes.
Yeah, but I'm not like those don't count.
I know.
You're saying a Kobe's.
Kobe's.
Yeah, there you go, Kobe's.
Something that is a completely new concept.
Not like, hey, let me take two reds.
Not the steps.
Yeah.
Well, no.
And definitely not the steps.
Yeah.
The Kobe phenomenon was crazy because I remember being
but a by them and like we wore them to play basketball. Yeah. And like, that's what you wore them for. and definitely not to stress. The Kobe phenomenon was crazy because I remember being able to buy them
and we wore them to play basketball.
Yeah.
And that's what you wore them for.
And so I had so many pairs of Kobe's
that I ran through because I was playing basketball in them.
And then all the time.
And then to become like this,
oh they're hard to get.
Yes. You used to be everywhere, right?
It's crazy.
I used to be able to go to the store.
I have my Venice Beach Kobe 8s, which are one of my favorite pair of shoes.
And I went to the store, Dailin Mall, Champs.
I woke up at like 930, chantled in a 10, and I walked into Champs and I was like, hey,
I want those in a size 13.
Like, okay, here's the one.
Like, though you can't do that anymore.
What's the best shoe you've ever played in?
Like, this was like, this is the perfect,
isn't it?
Let's do that around.
Isn't it?
Best shoe ever played in.
Of course, you got one to start thinking about whatever.
On clouds.
I don't know, it's some like new shoe.
I was just like, you on clouds.
No, I can't do that.
When you guys were doing the thing of like,
what's a new shoe that has come out? I've just like, to be fair, Cody's new to the shoe thing. Yeah, I can't do that. You guys were doing the thing of like, what's a new shoe that has come out?
I've just like,
To be fair, Cody's new to the shoe thing.
Yeah, I was also going for a joke.
But I was out of my mind.
I did a thing.
I'm doing the rice.
No, no, I like where you're going.
To me?
I'll tell you man,
to give you the quality sometime.
Horaci 2K4's?
Fire.
The breast basketball sneaker I've ever put on.
Fire. Fire. They are the breasts. Yeah the breasts. Hey
I have a pair of the Kobe all-star ones. Oh
Red blue yeah, I'll send you a picture when I get home
I have them and I got them for they're with a retro version obviously. I got them for
It was 2018. I was living in Connecticut and I had got,
came into a little bit of money.
I wasn't like, I don't know, like a draft king's thing
or whatever and I came up to like 500 bucks.
I love whenever someone's like,
I came into a little money.
It's like, yeah, yeah.
I hit like one of those like GPPs on draft kings
and I had like 500 bucks and I was like,
I could pay bills.
I could get these.
I get my sneakers and I'm like, all right.
Let me just see, I'm gonna go on goat,
we go on stock eggs, just see, I like to put the under retail.
It's got a Peruz.
See what's in the bargain bin.
You know what I'm talking about back there.
Who's who and what's what?
And I saw the 2K for Harajee's Kobe Off-Sort Aditions $79.
No way.
No way I was like, look, I'm gonna show you.
Were they used?
Guys real quick.
Brand new.
Guys, I have big news. Well, Danny didn't get the shoes. Yeah! You were. No way I was like look I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you where they used guys real quick brand new guys
I have big news. Well Danny didn't get the shoes
Let's all point in laugh
Another loser did lose got him he's such a loser. Yes, I feel a lot better now
I was worried that everyone was gonna get him
because it's happened to me before.
Got really excited and I realized that.
So, the first ones we both got those
and everybody got them.
Do you want to be the only person in your friend group
to get them?
Yes, I want to feel like I won the rarity, right?
Yes.
Like, when I ever get one and I realize everybody won,
so I said, why did I do that?
Exactly.
I'm gonna do this because I thought I'd be one of the first.
If everyone wins, did anyone?
Hmm, think about it.
Right.
The Rare W, that's a no.
Ah, that's good.
I guess it.
Chris, the best shoe we've ever competed in.
I don't know about that.
But it's even better than what I thought.
Take a look at that.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
Weep, Ladies and Germs.
Order date, March 10, 2018.
Come on.
Order number doesn't matter item.
Arizona, Ratchie 2K4 all start 2016 edition size 13 condition.
New good box tracking number address.
No fucking way to read that number $65 and $10 for shipping.
It was $75.
Me and my dad $75.
That wasn't 20 years ago.
That was no, that was whatever was, I don't know,
six years ago.
2018.
That was like in the middle of like the explosion issue.
Me and my dad on our podcast, we have a couple sponsors,
and at the end of the month, I'm in charge of sending
invoices and stuff.
But like real sponsors are like Nelly Dugie's restaurant?
No, no, real sponsors, a couple real sponsors,
and it's a funny thing because at the top right
of this invoice that I fill out it says invoice number and every time
I just make up like a five digit number just to make it seem more
You like I'll just be like six eight four three two and it's like this makes this invoice instantly seem way more credible
If you just make up an invoice number that's just random numbers and it's just I always feel better about the invoice
I love when they would get it and they're like, if you do it just by number one, two, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero, zero,
zero, zero, zero, two.
I like, I like, you gotta make up a bunch of random numbers.
You're our only client here.
It's not available right now.
I'm looking it up right now on goat to see what it's going for.
It's not available in all the way.
You can't even find that.
The one size is available is eight and a half.
It's $146, to be honest.
It's not bad. It's not bad. It's still like. But is eight and a half. It's $146 to be honest. It's not bad.
It's not bad.
It's still alive.
But nobody wears anything in half.
But yeah, dude, that was a monster, monster pickup.
Yeah, I did.
Amazing.
Great, great shoe, great ankle support.
Those are one of my favorite shoes.
The, the, I, so I grew up playing in those, right?
Like the, the, the evolution of Herachis was part of my basketball life.
So I wore the 2K, the 2K 9s.
My buddy had the Germany 2K 9s that came out, that were fire.
I had the all black joints which I loved.
I probably say the best feeling shoes, even though I destroyed my ankle in them was the
Kobe 8s because they were low cut and I came down on somebody's ankle and exploded mine
Jesus very vivid wow game down someone's ankle. Yeah
My own two why two for one can I talk about something sports related that I saw the other day Brady during the ceremony before the game
I saw the other day Brady during the ceremony and the before the game.
Did the little drinks ceremony?
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
It was one of your best takes this week,
just making fun of that.
But he did the best.
That's the best thing I like by the way.
The bell thing, the pre-game, like,
I'm over this act that teams are doing nowadays
where it's like, let me bring in some former player
and he's either gonna ring a bell, he's gonna wave a flag.
Just don't make these people do this stuff.
They always do it terribly.
Like, damn, Reno screwed up the panthers' chance.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm just over Brady.
It's just all random people.
Like, I don't need Chad Henny doing in the drum
and being in a drum at a chief.
It's just like, when did that become?
I'm sorry.
That became a thing of like,
let's just celebrate your veteran, your former players.
You don't have to make them, you ready?
Doom, doom, doom.
It's just like, I'm over that as a whole,
because it's taken over.
It started, I think, with the 12th man,
maybe I'm wrong about where it started,
but it seems like now everyone wants to have that version
of that, and it's just too much.
Remember the year the, was it the panthers
went to the conference finals?
Or did they go to the table?
Right, Steph Curry, yes.
That's gonna beat the drum.
And then they got their ass beat in the game.
It's just, it's just, every team is like wanting
to get in on that.
It's just like, just celebrate your great. Have Chad on that. It's just like just celebrate your great.
Have Chad Henny come if you want to celebrate him do it,
but don't make him bang a drum.
Have somebody whose job it is to bang the drum.
What do they do when they do in Seattle?
Don't they have a bell too?
Is it a siren thing?
I don't know what they do.
They in Seattle.
Or no, it's raising the flag.
I think it's the 12th man flag.
You like raise the flag.
Didn't they do something else?
I think Marcian Lynch did it with a bluntness mouth. If I remember correctly. I think it's the 12th man flag. You like crazy. The flag didn't do something else. I think Marshawn Lynch like did it with a bluntness
mouth. I remember.
I don't know.
Hey, I'm a stadium with that.
Hey, oh.
Um, is it crazy when you're in New York, anybody here that?
Well, I'm not right now. No, I know when you go to New York or when you go to a place
where we'd legal where people are just like walking on the street smoking like if it's
like if it's a cigarette and a Tahoe. I talked about this
Like years ago, right? Like the concept that in the Western United States now it's a lot more
Point where it's like Oregon Washington, California. It's an Arizona like that's where and Colorado obviously
It's just legal and so for me. I was going every week to from Phoenix LA Phoenix LA and like it's not a big deal
Hey, you know my life then I would come here to do the show
and be walking down the ocean to go to Cleveland there.
And I got that gas, I got that gas in a weird coat.
This is so ridiculous.
I said, it would be like if someone was trying
to sell me like sneakers on the street.
I'm like, yeah, sir, if I don't want to buy sneakers,
I'm going to footlock.
I'm going to buy for some dude on a corner.
I love the walk box.
Got that far.
Like they always have like a one little like it's always like
got the guys.
Got the guys.
Got the guys.
Got you.
I got you.
I got what you need.
I was so like offended like you cook.
What do I look like?
I'm buying it from a guy on the street.
Dude, that's I'm telling you.
Dude, now I'm going into an establishment with Eric and
the gentleman and a cash register and I can play with
Apple Bay and shit like that. There's a lot of G. I'm telling you, like establishment with air conditioning. Like a gentleman. And a cash register and I can play with Apple Bans,
just like that.
There's a lot of G.S. Minnes.
I'm telling you, like Billy Gil never got asked about drugs.
I got one cell beach.
I got it like once a day.
You kind of look.
I mean, I just, yeah.
I got that look too.
Yeah.
You look like you're here to party.
That's what I'm saying.
Exactly.
It's a gag.
Yeah, it's a gag.
Me and me.
I'm always like, you know what my thing is?
Yeah.
Anytime they were like really corner me of like, Hey, I got, if you need, I'm always like, I live here. Like, I got, me and me. I'm always like, you know what my thing is? Anytime they were like really corner me and like,
hey, I got, if you need, I'm always like, I live here.
Like, I got, I'm going home to it.
And I'm like, if I was on vacation, I'd be about this life.
But I was like, I got, man, thank you.
When you shaved, did you get a little bit more?
I don't know.
Hey, I, that grew back quick.
What are you, what are you, hold on?
Let me ask you something.
Like, there's your beard, here we go.
It's pretty interesting.
Well, I need to shave my go. It's pretty interesting.
Well, I need to shave my neck.
It's pretty unkempt right now.
I feel like on the edges, I feel like you don't have a fluctuation in the thickness.
It's always like, do, very determined.
I get it too.
I don't let it get past the two.
Oh, that's a lot.
I got a two.
Like, I don't let it get past the two.
But you never get it lower though, either. I thought, like during the pandemic, I let it get past the two. Yeah. But you never, you never get it lower though, either.
I thought like during the pandemic,
I let it grow out and stuff when my hair was really long,
but yeah, no, I like it tamed.
Yeah, man, like it's food.
Hey.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
What a wow, man.
During, during the pandemic, we all obviously let ourselves go
when it came to hair, because no barber shop.
My wife cut my hair once, I was brutal.
I still cut my own hair. My wife cut my hair once, I was brutal. I still cut my own hair.
My wife cut my hair too, which is, again,
back then I still had the big top with shaved sides.
So my wife was like, I can do it if you want.
And I was like, okay.
All right, let's try it.
This is a dog house situation.
So we went into the bathroom and I put a bed sheet on me
and I was like, all right, here's the game plan.
From here to here, just shave it up and down.
You're good.
You don't do anything else.
Don't get too crazy.
You're not my barber.
Just try and figure it out.
She did a good job, but it was just still a weird time where it's like, we were just
getting haircuts in our bathrooms.
Like if it was 1800s.
It was a time.
If you the crazy thing about that is like if she messed it up. You can't ball, buddy.
I have to go, yeah, I have to come in.
I have to go like the Gomer pile like,
yeah, you gotta go zero on that.
Zero full metal jacket style.
That's a stressful situation,
because that puts a pressure on the relationship too.
It does.
And it was our first year of marriage.
So we got married in 2020 in January.
And then we went on a honeymoon.
And by the time that we were getting back,
we were getting back from our honeymoon,
we already started to have to wear masks
on the plane in Thailand,
and they were already like ringing our register
like our temperature and shit.
And so it was like a pressure cooker of,
hey, it's our first year of marriage,
also we're gonna be inside for the next six months.
So, okay.
You guys lived together?
We made it by the way, we made it.
Did you guys live together prior to getting married?
Yeah.
Okay.
How long? How long?
For, we got married in January of 20.
We started living together in March of 19.
Oh, no, you're good there.
But we had also been together for seven years prior to that.
Like, my mom was like,
I don't know, that doesn, that video just doesn't matter.
That doesn't matter.
To everyone out there who's like,
thinking about, let me tell you right now,
you guys dating doesn't matter until the moment
you live together.
Because then like, right now when you date,
it's like, yo, I do whatever I do.
And then I leave my house and I see you
and I'm at the best of my best.
Right, right.
And then I go home.
And then I go home and I can relax back to being who I am.
You're about to be at the am in my best guesthouse.
Exactly.
So when you live with someone, it's like there is no downtime.
You're always on, so it's one of two things gonna happen.
Either you're gonna burn out trying to be someone you're not
or you're gonna finally relax around them
and they're gonna see what you really are.
And vice versa.
Right, right you.
So in all, but here's a deal like space for experience clearly.
Yeah.
Because I didn't have that benefit.
When I moved in, that was, now we're married.
Yeah.
Different, different culture leads different to them.
Sure.
I like, I couldn't do that culturally.
Right.
But in my mind, I was like, this is crazy.
Of course you'd rather live with the person before you get married because we're got
to know what you're dealing with it.
It does seem obvious.
Yeah, man.
But people don't do it.
Yeah.
You don't do it? bro. Did you do it?
Yeah. How long?
I like you.
I was, I was weird together for like 10 years before marriage and we lived here like four
years before.
Yeah, you're good.
What about you?
No, first night we spent in the house was immediately after we got married.
Really?
Yeah.
So we did not sleep together.
The outlier.
But there must have been things like she discovered about you.
I'm sure it was.
But like never, never express like, yo, why do you do that this way?
Yeah, she's, yeah.
Are you a big Roy announced when you're going to take a shit
with your wife?
No, that's weird.
See, for me, I need to let people.
I tell people I got a date with Destiny.
Yeah.
Oh, and I showed up.
So you leave the kind of open ending,
because people were like, oh, I don't really know what that means you've
Available me and then he's in the bathroom. I don't know. Maybe he's doing dude with kids our age
That is just the best I need a few minutes. You gotta go the bathroom really?
I'm not gonna lie. I mean I'm assuming my wife lies about it to sometimes like I
It's probably the least honest I am sometimes with my marriage of like every once in a while
I will just tell a wapper and just just be like, I'm in the mood,
I need some space, I gotta take a shit.
And I'll just go in the bathroom
and just sit in there on my phone.
What is the average length of time for you to take it down?
Cause I remember we're in a chat together.
Yeah, yeah, I grew up in a chat.
And was it your way who said like 30 seconds,
everything was on, I was like, I envy you.
No, that's not me.
I think that was witty.
I'm a strong 15 minutes. Yeah
My leg is out. Yeah, what do I back there you same? Yep, right?
How many times a day do I do a day with destiny? Oh, yeah
Once for sure, I would say you're the most regular in our chat.
You're in our chat.
Like every day you're locked in.
I would say a mean in our group chat.
Maybe he's just the best at logging it.
But he is every morning.
He's the best at logging it.
Like, you know, he tells you how it was.
It's not always easy.
Sometimes he's struggling.
He's on time the time zone kind of messes with you.
I went on vacation brother.
I had trouble.
Really?
You know what I'm all bull.
Shitting?
Yeah. How many shits in the 17 days? Like four? I started what I'm gonna pull? Shitting? Yeah.
How many shits in the 17 days?
Like four?
I started getting regular towards the end,
the first week.
Bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada bada.
Bada bada bada bada.
Yeah, that's true.
That's a gross topic.
But how many?
Oh, I mean, not many.
It was a struggle.
No.
But honestly, when you go on vacation,
do you find it easy to take a shit?
At one point, where you're like,
I gotta eat some fruit, cuz the shit ain't going.
I gotta get the pipes going.
We got the pipes going.
What gets to going for you?
I mean, apple juice.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Ever since I was a kid, it's what I've associated with apple juice
since I was a kid.
Like, after I drink apple juice, I'm gonna go shit.
Apple day.
Right, Diabolie, Ricky Wade, it's on my heat drink,
apple juice, and lemonade goes.
That was crazy. That was crazy. That was
It was earlier in the week. Oh you missed it Ricky joined us. He said waters. He's like there's no proof waters good for you
Oh my god, and he said I don't drink water. I drink lemonade lemonade or apple juice. That was the other one
Let's all the animals be very very clear
Apple juice that was the other one. All the animals be very very clear.
We very very clear. Respect to 34. I love you. You do an amazing job. Heisman and has men and and highs men. We chisampled some of that.
I was supposed to go. I didn't go. Yes. Can can jiffy junior.
It's fire. Very good.
What was the other one?
Oh, Jesus Skittlesworth.
Oh yeah.
Also, yes.
Water is good for you.
Water.
Yeah, you're going up there.
I said necessity, but life.
I had to build up.
So, you know, Ricky, you're making this more difficult than these.
Ricky.
Ricky, you're an idiot. Water's good for you.
Ricky, does stuff where I'm like,
that's you brother, you do you.
I love that for you, not for me, but for you, yes.
Me, no, you, yes.
The water thing.
It's just questioning things.
I can't say.
I can't say.
He's just like, hey, people of all is total, this.
You're an ass.
How do we really know?
What, you're an ass?
You're an ass.
You're an ass.
You're an ass.
You're an ass. You're an ass. You're honest your honest your honest your honest your honest was that your joke
That was a great joke. You're honest. I did the Google
Can you imagine how
Like when when he's filtering that out. Yeah, what that must be like
Ah, if you don't drink water now drink water. You're you're kind of in trouble
It was one of the ones where he was kind of smirking through it.
So I don't know if he was doing it thing, but yeah, he said some shit, man.
That was a piece of me like, oh, my.
Yeah.
That's what I was trying to say.
Because that lemonade and apple juice is only coming out one color.
Not good.
Yeah.
This is coming out.
Be your color.
Maroon five.
Maroon five.
This piss is.
That's so.
Oh, back to beginning. Maroon five. Maroon five. This is it. That's it.
Oh, back to beating.
So samples.
Oh, yeah, samples.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I forgot.
We're sampling it.
Take a sample of that.
Oh, yeah.
Good times.
David Sanford.
David Sanford.
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Yes, please get to this is why to take talk video. It's pretty funny It's like you know, they they acted a skit out, but it's like he's caring people and the guy comes in to the kitchen
And he's got like some leftover plates and about to throw in a trash
But guys tells the other guy like oh, oh, it's crazy, Jackie Chan's out there.
And the other guy's like, what Jackie Chan's here?
Like, yeah, is that his plate?
Like, yeah.
And he just dives and starts eating off the plate.
And my man's like, what are you doing?
He's like, yo, if you eat someone's leftovers,
you get all of their powers.
That's not true.
Yes, it is.
You get it all until you take a dump and then it sends right there.
And so people keep walking in, other caterers, the manager, I'm like, what are you doing?
It's like, Jackie Chan's wait. And then they all start getting in.
And like, what are you guys talking about? Like, trust me with this.
Like, I was like, I once ate Adele's like leftovers.
And I was singing my house up.
I didn't take a week, I don't for two weeks.
And I don't know why I watched that thing.
I was like, yo, I really like this concept, this idea
that if I eat someone's leftovers, I would get their powers.
Who's left over?
Oh, I was just thinking.
Oh, there we go.
Who ain't?
I mean, just because this is a sin of folk question, man.
We had a guest here for
for South Beach session. Oh, big big guest. Super guest, right? Like I don't want to say the name
was going to keep the excitement going, but it was a huge guest. Yes, yes. Just said it. Yeah,
I was way up to you say I was way up to you to do it. Bigger than bed over. Yeah. So smaller actually.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So but this person has a brand of alcohol and they brought in a like piece offering in
them in Dan.
Yeah, Joe's clean Ryan Reynolds.
50 cent.
They had a sit back.
When this person left, who overrun.
When this person left, yo mama, when this person left, they left their glass
with the thing in it, like the leftover in it.
And so, when Tess was going and he's like cleaning up
and he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't toss that out.
Ooh, we need that.
Yeah, I would drink his leftover coffee.
It was alcohol.
Is alcohol even better?
Is alcohol?
Is alcohol?
I've become warm-y, buddy.
Are you likes his alcohol?
I've had it before.
You've had it before.
Do you like it?
Okay, no.
I imagine if he didn't like it,
he would have pushed back on like before it was released, right?
I feel like he doesn't, he doesn't,
he's like,
or is he just partnering with an existing one
or did he like create it?
Great question, I don't know.
He curated.
I don't know, man, it's tough.
We're getting in the way here.
He likes things that are very, very good and very expensive.
He does. He feels like he has an expensive taste. So it feels like, even if I were to make
something, I still like the better stuff that I like better than the stuff that you're
own stuff.
Then my own stuff.
Right.
Yeah. I don't know, man. I want to believe that he likes it. I'm bad because it was a tequila.
Let me just say that.
Yeah, that was a done.
I'm not a huge tequila fan.
Like I like to.
I'll do shots.
And it was a ripo salto too, which already takes it down a notch.
I'm not a sip, a tequila sipper, right?
Yeah.
I think I'm one by the way.
Get a mezcal.
Good to kill.
I mean, it depends on tequila.
Mezcal, mezcal, no, even the good guy.
I don't like mezcal.
The smoky tequila.
You like the smoky tequila? I've gotten a few like those margaritas and it just tastes like I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
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I don't like, I don't generally love smokey, like as a flavor.
Really?
Like when people are like, oh, this brisket's so smoky, like, I know, I'm going to do this
thing again about barbecue food.
I'm just not that, I mean, it depends on the reason.
Cos I'm getting my juices flow.
You're a smoky guy.
It doesn't get my juices flow.
You do present as a guy who loves, I've got you in your backyard with a smokey guy.
Yeah, it has. Yeah. Like a double, like a double barrel smoker where you do present as a God who loves, I've got you in your backyard with a smoke ball. Yeah.
Yeah.
Like a double, like a double barrel smoker
where you cut out like a pipe thing
and you put it all together and you just,
we're like an apron.
This has kissed the chef.
Right, yeah.
That's the smoky rabbit.
It's like a funny thing.
It's a funny thing.
Can you, that'll do for another episode of
Mr. Craze.
Just go around and send a file, check it out.
That's something that I love, meet you, Jugati.
No, because Miami Montgomery income.
Yeah.
Cinephal.
All right, odd ball.
Oddball too.
Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And now we sit.
No, yeah, we get it.
So it's all just sit here.
Listen to the Cinephal glossary.
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