The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Date Your Wife
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So I got a little in trouble with my wife yesterday
because we put the clip out of the whole date night thing.
And yeah, they put the clip out.
They did.
The clip was of you saying that when you're married,
it's just called going out.
You don't call it going out on a date, right?
And yeah, that's what I said yesterday.
And I have to admit, my wife kind of called me out.
She was like, you call it a date.
We've called it date nights.
And I'm like, honey, sometimes I just got to do a thing.
On the show.
Like, we're talking a lot.
And it's just, it's hard out here to always be honest.
Sometimes I feel like I'm like,
this is a joke I could make so I'm just gonna go for it.
You went for it but then you also like doubled down
and tripled down while everyone yelled at you.
Stu got to agreed with you.
But the whole time in your head you were like,
I call it date night.
Cause I don't like painting the picture that I'm not like,
cause I do it often with my wife.
Anytime I talk about my relationship,
it's never like genuine and it's always like going for a joke
So like the picture that I paint of my relationship
Luckily my wife doesn't see most of it because I I often leave here
Feeling shame of just like what is everything just for the bit that can I ever just be a real person?
Well, I don't talk about my relationship because she listens to this show. Do you ever go on dates?
Yeah, of course.
What's your most recent date you went on, Roy?
I don't know.
I've been doing too much traveling lately,
so I probably...
You gotta reconnect?
Yeah, I gotta reconnect really quickly.
We were talking about the semantics of,
do you actually say we're having a date night?
Actually, on Friday,
we're gonna see Mavis Staples at the Art Center,
so that's the next date night. Nice. What's your favorite all-time date night. Actually, on Friday, we're gonna see Mavis Staples at the Art Center, so that's the next date night.
Nice.
What's your favorite all-time date night
with your wife so far?
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm saying we're trying to help our brothers and sisters.
I got a good one, and it's gonna sound
a little funny at the beginning,
but Ron McGill's Sex with the Animals show on Valentine's Day.
It sounds, the Sex with the Animals sounds weird,
but it's just him talking about the love
in the animal kingdom.
He does all the noises, go to a nice dinner,
catch the show after.
It's a good local, just something different
to do on Valentine's Day.
That's the first one that jumped out at me
of like a different, unique date night.
You know what, I'm gonna go with the live show
we did in New York.
That was a good date night.
You called that a date, but she came and watched your show?
I mean, she was there, she was in New York with us.
It was a date, not a date, Roy.
We put out a church, she was on, it's a date, damn it.
Yeah, that's right, that's right, exactly.
I had Timbs on that.
Now that I think about it, like I don't know if Leaman
and I, I don't think we call it date night,
and we're not married,
so I don't know where I stand on this.
Well, if you get married, would it be a date night?
I don't know.
I think it's a semantics thing, and Yeti-
You thought it wouldn't change it.
Yeti said this, I saw on social,
he responded to something like,
guys, date your wife, date your wife.
And it is good advice.
I feel like what I did the other day
is undercutting that point, but it is important to, especially once you have kids,
Billy talked about once you have kids,
it's like, oh, it's just get a babysitter.
Like it's almost more important
for people in Billy and I's spot to be like,
no, no, no, this is a date.
Cause we were talking about it.
Oh, you were talking about it before.
Kids and also Ron McGill.
Juju, you earnestly like don't remember the Harambe thing.
I feel like that was the biggest deal when I was.
What year was this?
It was like 2016.
I think that's where the problem is.
2016 I was homeless.
I was sleeping outside.
So that was my actual fall off year
where I was actually outside.
You were just not, like, how do you feel about it now?
I didn't see it in full.
I saw the baby with the gorilla.
I don't know what happened.
What happened is the baby's still with us?
Yeah, no, the baby. The baby's still, I don't think anything happened to the baby with the gorilla. I don't know what happened. What happens is the baby's there with us. Yeah, no, the baby.
They shot her on me.
I don't think anything happened to the baby.
People got really mad at the baby's mom.
Yeah, how did that baby get in there?
That's a great question.
It was like one of the most controversial things
that I can recall happening,
not election related of that entire era of the internet.
On May 28th, 2016, a three-year-old boy visiting the zoo
climbed under a fence into an outdoor gorilla enclosure
where he was-
In Cincinnati, right?
Yep, violently grabbed and dragged by Harambe,
fearing for the boy's life a zoo worker
shot and killed Harambe.
Oh my God, yeah, May, I just missed this story
because I messed up in May.
So you can see in a little bit of water there, kid is just like sitting like I know like this an audio medium
But we're looking at the picture. It looks terrifying. Oh my god, bro. Yeah salute
They make t-shirts like I feel like Harambe was everywhere for a while
I always associated with Kwanzaa because when it's Kwanzaa, you be like Harambe. That's one of the expressions
Yeah, how about we don't have fences
that kids can crawl under?
Seven years later, whatever, eight years later,
I'm saving the issue.
Kids can move quick, huh?
Let's fill that hole.
Let's fill that hole.
It's a kind of circle back laser tag.
And I found this always a fun date.
You just, you give your girl an opportunity to shoot you.
Oh my God, she gonna chase her ass all around here,
it's so fun.
I had, I think when I was like in my early 20s,
I had a birthday party.
I think it might have been my last birthday party.
Like just with friends, I was like,
we're going to laser tag tonight.
Cause there's a good one near where I live,
like a two story.
Like it's not like, there are sad laser tags
and then there's like, this is a Mac daddy laser tag.
Wesley Snipe laser tag.
Yeah, where you get like a spot on the second floor
and it's like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Oh, I the laser tag
Hmm. I could I could not do laser tag