The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: I Dig You
Episode Date: May 23, 2024JuJu kicks things off with Thursday Thunder before his spliff notes, and we also make fun of Jeremy's stumble to end today's live show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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Thursday Thunder, Juju, what do we got?
We gonna start in the association.
You already know what's going on.
The biggest game in the world tonight.
The Boston Celtics versus the Indiana Pacers.
Andrew Nemhar is at 4.5 assists.
I think the brother will get more than 4.5 assists tonight.
Because he's been facilitated.
Like Stan Van Gundy says, he's been put into passing positions
even at his short height.
So go at 4.5 over Andrew Nimhart tonight.
Just by itself.
That's leg number one.
And also too, yeah, disclaimer,
you can pick some of these apart.
If you like one or two of these, pick them.
This is just my three picks for tonight.
Always pick and choose which one you like.
Next, we're gonna move on.
I need to tell people just so they understand
that Juju is taking a great deal more care with this
than I believe is taken with Against the Spread, where everybody just farts out a pick and
there's not a lot of thought. Billy nailed that one last night though.
Panthers minus one and a half. I gave you that Challenger's one last week Dan,
and it won. Mike Ryan also had the Mavericks last night, but Juju pours
himself into these and when he tells you, feel free to pick two or individual
ones. I don't believe you've had one in a
while, Juju, that is something that loses more than it wins. These have either gone
three and oh or two and one for a while.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And to back up some of this, think about it. Tyrese Halliburton has
to become a scorer to win this game tonight. Pascal Siakam has to score tonight. Miles
Turner as well,
and somebody gotta pass him the ball
at least four to five times.
Good logic, and the last couple of games,
he's gone six assists, six assists, seven assists.
Yes sirsky.
Moving on to the NHL playoffs.
Holy moly.
See, people thought I was one dimensional.
Uh-uh, I'm a 3D guy.
Really? You dig me?
I didn't have you as a hockey guy.
I'm gonna listen to my big brother. I'm not gonnad guy really I didn't have you as a hockey guy. I'm gonna listen to my big brother
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna expose his name, but he said Leon dry saddle and them boys last year
So I'm gonna go with Leon dry saddle tonight over 2.5 attempts on goal
He's gonna shoot that thing at least three times tonight. You dig me I
Dig you and I want I said that in the most
Caucasian way possible, I dig you.
But Chris Cody is looking up for us something
I'm requesting, which is Chris Mad Dog Russo
trying to say the iconic hockey name Drisital
because he butchered it and we had it in the system
earlier this week and I wanna play it here
before we get out of here.
The third leg?
The third leg, and I'm gonna expose,
it was Michael Sher.
My brother, salute to Michael Sher.
He's always believed in Leon Dreisdell
and I believe in him too.
A strange protection of his anonymity there.
I don't understand why you didn't tell us Mike Sher.
I mean, us Cs, we stick together.
I don't know if my boy won his name
in his Thursday Thunder.
It might be a loser, you know?
I don't wanna attach his name
to something that could potentially lose. But know that I'm placing these bets as
well with you guys the last leg we're gonna travel to the WNBA we got the
Notre Dame alum Marina Mabry 5.5 rebounds tonight against your New York
Liberty New York Liberty you dig me I think she will get more than 5.5 rebounds
because she's more than just a guard, a shooter.
She's a pure shooter, went from anywhere on the court,
but she also crashes and follows her shot.
Unlike a lot of people these days,
they shoot it and they take a picture
with their hand in the air.
No, follow your shot.
And she's a great example of a woman
that shoots the ball and follows her shot.
So she will get six rebounds tonight against the Liberty.
I have been startled at how good you are at picking who's going over in rebounds in the
WNBA because when you pick these, they tend to go over very quickly.
These have been cashed bets that cash in the second, you know, before early in the second
half.
So you haven't even made a sweat some of that stuff.
How have you felt and how have you suffered generally
your recent picks?
Because we have not had a, and these are hard,
three team parlays are hard,
but you have not had a three team parlay winner
in a while after a hot streak.
So, and you suffer these things.
Yes, I literally am depressed over it.
I'm so like, I asked my girl,
like I put all these bets in myself and I'm hanging on to every
game.
I got a couple of TVs at the house and so I'm watching all of these games and I live
and die by these picks and I hate when I lose people money.
Oh my goodness, it hurts my heart.
So I make sure I'm at least practicing what I preach.
I'm not giving you ever any random things.
These are things that I'm putting my money on tonight. But you're also looking for inefficiencies.
You're looking for things that look wrong
in where the lines are because you happen to believe
in a player more, because you tend to go over here.
You don't go unders.
You're even a positive better.
You don't go unders.
You're not rooting for anyone to not have success.
Right, and a lot of stuff be hitting, bro. I just don't want to be on wax being a hater.
Like, I don't want to be like,
this person tonight will not do a great job.
And it just sits with me.
So I always want to go over.
And I definitely trust my pitch tonight.
Andrew Nimhart, oh my God.
I feel like if anyone you see, attack that one.
Now, why she don't hit?
What about the Iowa Unders?
Will you bet those? Absolutely. And because of my sister too we hit the bar last night
we were cheering, not last night, last year we were cheering punt punt punt I'm always
gonna bet on the Iowa Under. Get it? Can you get for me Chris have you been able
to find Chris Mad Dog Russo trying to say the iconic hockey name Dry Cytl? But
the Oilers with McDavid
The other kid what's hyper now together kids name. He is great that the kid from Germany
Dratzel what is it? How's it now?
Colin take a look stop look at your hockey schedule with the Chelsea Pier and what the hell was the kid?
What's the kids name?
He's almost like he's into the past more than he is into the shot. Leon Dreisaitl we're talking about?
Dreisaitl. Oh god that guy's good. Oh he's good.
Dratzel. Dratzel.
Yes, Kaliente Dratzel. It's a hockey player that I would bet on to have the over in assists and scoring.
Dratzel. Dratzel.
Kaliente Dratzel. Lucy, it's nice to see you again. You're not around here enough and I didn't
think the show had enough Lucy today.
Oh, that's okay. I'm running off like two hours of sleep. I took Zquill, didn't even
work. I had my nice pillow so that helped a little bit but I got to be honest. I walked
in, I told Jeremy, I said, this had so much sugar in it so I said I will have a really
strong like first two hours and then after that, goodbye.
I think we should end this post-game show
by celebrating how Jeremy ended our live hour.
I wanna do that because I really did enjoy the laughter
in the other room as a red face Jeremy walked out there
to really a cavernous echoing laughter
of many thousands of people just roaring in his face.
I did enjoy that.
I felt both bad for Jeremy,
but good for the general communal culture of our building
to have everyone laugh together at Jeremy.
But before we do that,
can I get to some social media critique and commentary today
about the show?
Because I thought today had,
I mean, nothing's gonna do better than insult,
the triumph, the insult comic dog.
That's the best we did.
But Tony, for having that as the opener,
Tony followed that pretty well.
That's a tough act to follow.
Yeah, and we had a poll that unfortunately
has taken over the mentions right now.
Is it rude to lean your seat back on airplanes?
This is a chaos scene. The chat is going crazy right now.
One person says, the seats are meant to recline. I'm not asking another passenger if I can
recline the seat I paid for. That's, Matthew says that. And other people are saying that
it's ridiculously rude. 69% of the audience said that it's extremely rude, but the poll is still going.
Alright, that one always triggers people.
Let's get to what happened with Jeremy here, because he petered out.
Jeremy, you have to understand, Jeremy, as a broadcaster, has had a great deal of success
early in his career, an unusual amount of success.
So when he soars towards stardom, he's jogging effortlessly.
Everyone likes when he trips right before the finish line.
It's more enjoyable.
It's like when Whittingham did it, right?
Where you're like, yeah, yeah, we get it, Whittingham.
You're good at this,
but it's better and funnier when you're not.
He's the number one Steph Curry.
Oh man, I messed it up.
Yep.
And there's a mean for you right there,
just enjoying, yep, you did mess it up.
Is the number one staff curry?
Oh man, I messed it up.
Yep.