The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: I'm a Ginger Baby
Episode Date: January 9, 2024Mike Ryan is finding himself bothered while trying to explain UM's latest QB acquisition, and we hear John Reed and Chris Cote's new song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...s
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We have now officially put a lot of pressure on John Reed.
It's John House.
John Reed is in the other room cooking and we've told him he's got 10 minutes and we've
been waiting and he's not here yet
and you call out 21 Savage, you say you can take our widest white boy and make a better
rap song with him, he's on the clock right now before the end of the segment, John Raid,
you have about...
Jeremy made a song.
You have about...
That was a big upset to me too.
Congratulations.
I'm not the widest white guy here that's insane.
But you're Cuban.
True.
That's Cuban.
And somehow the whitest white guy.
I just laid down the tracks and I think you're going to like it.
Oh, OK.
I guess I'm not the whitest white guy.
We will wait for a few more minutes,
but in the interim, Mike Ryan, because you
did want to discuss this all show when we got involved in
my self-involvement in the first hour of the show
You have valuable you about myself involvement
Here's your self involvement. Here's the opportunity for it and John read at some point
Hopefully we'll cut into it with by producing that rap song. Yeah, well
I mean there's been a lot of developments it changes every day on the UM quarterback front
We've maybe have talked about it three times There's been and so of developments. It changes every day on the UM quarterback front. We've maybe talked about it three times.
There's been, and so many peaks and valleys, some commitments that were believed to be
there that ended up being de-commitments the next day.
It's been a bit of a roller coaster with Miami's quarterback pursuit.
They landed on a quarterback from Albany, Reese Poffenborg, who has a very funny name.
Very funny name, a lot. The funny name, I'll admit that.
What he did at Albany, if you follow football
at the FCS level, was pretty impressive.
They went from two wins.
He had a pretty good year.
They lost a lot of one-score games,
and then he turned them into an FCS semi-finals.
Jeremy, it's just awesome.
FCS, U.M., Albany, it's just, it's perfect.
Henry Rohinge Gardner, I just, I love it.
You know what Jeremy, I've taken a notice
of how you edit some clips where you just totally take
out the context of,
it doesn't make sense.
Ever wanting your quarterback, but it's all right.
It's fine, we'll move on.
I think Reese Poff and Barger is not necessarily.
You're being sabotaged from inside, you're being.
It's Jeremy's clips he posts on his social.
Yeah, my social media. So they gave me a two posts on his social. Yeah, I might search for him.
Yeah, so they gave me a two minute clip
with all the context and I just put the 30 seconds
that I was on.
Long short of it is, I don't know what 2024 holds
for Reese Poff and Barger.
If I had to bet right now, I would say that Miami's
2024 starters still not in that room.
Yeah.
So do with it.
Really?
What you will, I think the starter.
Not Poffy, huh? What rooms
are starter in? I think, well, we'll find out. Hopefully, I'll see. No, we'll hopefully
find out not that anybody should put any eggs in this basket, but I will say, Telia
Togavilo has received the buy-in from Maryland and Alabama that you would need to escalate this in order to get an extra year of eligibility
there were
Telia appeared in one game above the threshold
He didn't record a stat there are two games in which he didn't record a stat that he was just brought in there to
Neil the ball out and
It's it's been reported that Nick Saban wrote a letter on his behalf
Maryland wants him because he can't continue at Marilyn,
this is just a grand thing.
This would be crazy, all of this.
This is super interesting,
and if you watch the gods,
Marilyn wasn't any good this year,
their offensive line wasn't any good,
but you can count on their quarterback to be good.
It was, and he doesn't have any eligibility left.
And now they're going to,
they're gonna fool around with that and try and get him eligibility.
Well, my baby's not fooling around with anything.
The NCAA has to make a ruling here and Miami has pursued other quarterbacks, notably
Will Howard, who went to Ohio, Satan, Cam Ward, who they've thought several times over.
They had in before he changed his mind.
I think Cam Ward has actually opened the door for this Talea thing,
because Miami was not gonna put all their faith
in the NCAA to get an unprecedented extra year
of eligibility.
So what they were doing was pursuing the best quarterback
presumably available in Cam Ward.
So after striking out twice,
they'll go for the next option.
The one that doesn't have any eligibility.
Jeremy, you little shit.
They have not struck out yet on board.
He has not signed with an agent.
But Poffen Barger is here because he thinks he's gonna play.
That's one of the cool things, Mike.
Hold on a second.
I love the portal because it came like Poffen Barger who was probably over look coming
at a high school, had to go to Albany and now he's a shot to do it at a place
Where he thinks he can do it. I saw that with my daughter's lacrosse team like they got a goalie in the transfer portal because she got an extra year
She wasn't able to do it. She wasn't highly recruited coming out of high school
And then she went to well, you know, unless her lacrosse school and then she had a chance at Northwestern
And she is now the best goalie in the country Whoa, and I think hold on shaking
Shattering breaking news shaking news shaking news
Shaking news and Corathon has decided to fire Mike Rable Mike Rable has been wow fire coaching
One there's no way John how we're doing it before the music. Yeah, make better music than this
John Howe's
So I don't know what that means. Keep an eye on New England
They just straight up fired him instead of keeping them on there potentially getting draft compensation
If I'm allowed to put a bow on the Reese Poth and Burger thing wait hold on if so if two his brother gets an actually your
eligibility then the NCAA not hate Miami anymore
I'm still Miami has please don't here. Please don't conflate Miami with any of this
I do think the top of the barger leave if they get him. Yeah, I do can he takes his takes these backses or no takes these backses
I'm finding myself bothered because I'm trying to do this quickly and I keep getting interrupted
Okay, so all right.
If Tilly gets an extra year of eligibility, there's mutual interest there, and I expect
that moves quickly.
We'll see what happens there.
Also, Cam Ward, that ship has ensailed, although the most recent trick that he pulled,
did not land well with Miami.
We'll see if he circles back around Cam Ward.
Still has not signed with an agent.
Reese Poff and Barberger has been made aware
that we may bring in another quarterback either in this window
or in the spring window.
He's ready to sit and develop.
So again, my prediction is the week one sorter
at Gainesville is not gonna be on this roster
right now present.
And you agree with everyone that Poffenberger will
nuke our...
Barger.
It will, it will will it will refute all
ff
rosin bluser all future arguments you're making we will be able to take you
less seriously because it his name is Poffer burger or what
often bar
bar
just call him
pop
poppy
pop is a terrible nickname he can be
pop would be bad
yeah pop daddy john John Reed came in here
awfully relaxed under the circumstances. John Reed is dying for his big moment around
here and a budget in Vegas. John Reed who got in trouble with the company card, buying
Stugat's a white elephant gift. Well, you don't know about this. You weren't there the day all this was revealed. You don't know that you caused John Houses, you call him. Great problems in the company because
he bought your gift for you. You don't know any of this. I have no idea. I love you, Stu.
I love you too, John Houses. That's shocking. You you made John house commit a crime on your company crime
on your make-up do anything
By the way, he's stewed with my country song goals number one. I have a part for you
I'll give you some of the publishing love you can you say for the for to really get it set here?
Who is your favorite shipping container member? Oh
Man, why'd you do that? Up to him.
Because he's told all of us individually that it was us.
Who is it?
He's getting his...
Is he gonna get his big break?
Because we'll see about this answer.
I know.
Actually, it would be Chris Cody.
That's tough.
So where can we listen to this song?
Because it won't be here.
All right, so...
Cut.
Are we ready to hit a song?
No, no.
Who's your favorite?
It would be Mike Ryan I would say that's how you play the politics. Yes
Hmm Finn's up Finn's up on three baby
Yeah
I'm a ginger baby catch me in the red zone like I'm cheetah baby getting love in Miami like marino baby son of Greg That's why Dan call me nipple baby driving on crazy butter. They miss a
Did you say driving them crazy, but it ain't Miss Daisy? And you know what?
Top five bar of all time.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
Do the dolphin dance.
How about that, Dan?
How about that, Dan?
How about that, Dan?
Better than 21 Savage.
I need a budget.
I need $2,500 to shoot the music video.
How's money? Yes. Yes, get it give it
Give it. I think that's worth a replay. I'm a ginger baby. I think you're a
Grasso I think you're aggressively ambitious. Do it live. I would like for you to do it live
Shit
You you getting the production you getting the John house help the famed John house
Catch me in the red zone
aren't you the baby getting love in Miami like marino baby son of Greg that's why Dan call me
nipple baby