The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Is Love Blind?
Episode Date: February 22, 2024SPOILER ALERT: If you have not caught up on all of Love is Blind, don't listen to this Postgame Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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All right, if you have not seen Love is Blind
to its entirety of the nine episodes
that are out right now, I mean.
Or if you have no intention on watching it.
Correct.
Spoiler alert, because we will talk about things
that you haven't seen yet.
So there's the spoiler alert,
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just please make sure that.
If you have no intention on watching like me,
just sit along, I promise we'll make it fun for you.
Even if you've never watched it, I'll make it fun.
Don't worry.
Okay, so ladies, where do we wanna start?
Because there is so much that is happening with all these couples. I don't feel like we talked enough Jeremy.
Yeah. Which one is Jeremy? Can we start with that? Hold up Jeremy spells it with an
A in there. It's like Jeremy. J-E-R-A-M-I-E or M-Y? M-E-Y. Yes. M-E-Y-Y. I know Jeremy
with an A as well but he spells it I-E at the end. No, yeah, it's like normal Jeremy, but with an A in there.
Doesn't sit right with me.
All right.
So let's let's write this down.
Who's going to write this down?
I got it.
Okay.
So we've got Laura and Jeremy.
We've got Ken and Brittany.
We've got Laura or excuse me, we've got Jimmy and Chelsea.
Am I missing anybody? Which one is mega fox? A.D. and Clay. A.D. and Clay. Oh, wow. A.D. and Chelsea. Am I missing anybody?
Which one is Megan Fox?
AD and Clay.
AD and Clay, oh wow, AD and Clay.
Okay, so let's start here.
They get out of the pods.
My favorite part is obviously everybody's favorite part
where they start meeting other couples
and then you start realizing, oh wait a second,
I was talking to this girl, I was talking to this guy,
that's what they look like.
Oh, interesting.
Not Megan Fox.
This is the part where your love is officially not blind.
We already knew it when they cast entire cast members
that are all conventionally attractive people
of a certain body type and socioeconomic standing.
But now you finally get to see each other.
How long have they been talking to one another
before this reveal?
Like a week of solid dating.
Got you.
Right, and now.
All the dating is obviously not the person.
Yeah, it's the wall.
And now they're engaged.
Everybody's engaged to one another.
Yeah, so you-
Get a propose?
Yeah, to get out, you gotta be like,
yeah, this is for life.
That's shit crazy.
Everyone is engaged to one another
and they're now like meeting up for the first time.
So it's like, okay, now we're together,
they spend like a day together,
and then they go and meet everybody.
Right.
And it gets crazy.
They're essentially like a pseudo honeymoon.
So they go to Dominican Republic,
they're out for a week in the Dominican Republic,
laughing, hanging out, doing all their things.
But there's cameras there the whole time.
Of course, naturally.
Duh.
Just make sure we're aware.
Yes, of course, exactly, exactly.
So we're looking at the cast on screen
if you're watching on YouTube.
I don't even remember those people.
I know Chelsea.
Oh, there goes there goes Chelsea.
Oh, Amy and John and Johnny.
That's the other one.
They're okay, they're fine right now I guess.
Hello.
Who's out of the couple of couples
that we just named,
who's the one to you that you know is not gonna work?
Oh, Jimmy and, or Chelsea.
Jimmy and Chelsea?
Yeah, oh my god.
You think they're done, they're toast?
Well he like, met her and that's the part I always like
to see is when they like, get to see each other
for the first time and he was like,
Oh, not good.
Oh, like she lied to me about how she looks.
And then immediately as they like go out
and start meeting other people on the honeymoon,
he's like very just like blatantly been like,
that girl is hot, like too Chelsea.
Not only that, he says a phrase in which I'm gonna repeat,
but again, not something you tell your fiance.
Yeah, what he said.
He was looking at AD, right?
One of the other contestants.
Can we scroll up to AD so I can?
Let's see if we can find AD here.
You, you, you.
Well, I'll, I'll filibuster while we find her.
So she's, she's engaged with Clay, right?
There she is.
There's AD right there.
So AD walks by wearing, you know,
something that you would wear at a cocktail party.
Okay.
And, and Jimmy turns to his fiance,
okay, and says damn she stacked Wow
Which is a crazy Wow
Beyonce so then crazy his fiance like doubles down and it was like 80 like how did you get that by?
Like this is weird. It's like projecting that he goes and talks to 80 for like five minutes
And Chelsea's just sitting there watching him
and talks to AD for like five minutes. And Chelsea's just sitting there watching him.
Meanwhile, so him and Chelsea had only met that day
and he had already asked her questions about Jess,
who was the woman that he chose.
Part of the love triangle.
Yeah, he chose Chelsea over Jess.
And that's Jess.
Yeah, I think I heard about this.
Jamel and her husband would,
were talking about what you'd rather do.
Date someone who's already been married but childless,
or date someone who has a child with someone else.
And that was the conundrum that he was talking about.
Yeah, you should add also, the child's 10,
so give it like five years, that kid's on its own,
it can do its own thing.
The hard part's over, kid's 10.
He seemed unhappy with both options, so.
Because both times that the one,
like when Jess was like, I have a child
and Chelsea was like, I used to be married,
you could hear that he was the judgment.
The judgment.
He was not happy about it.
As the season has progressed, we've found out,
hey, Jimmy's a bit of a narcissist
and he wants to be kind of coddled by his partner,
which is why he didn't want to be with Jess
in the first place, because he felt like
Jess was gonna kind of like challenge him in ways that
Chelsea was not.
He wouldn't get all the attention too,
because she has a child.
Right, so it's like, help me, please let me.
Clearly, Chelsea's not gonna challenge him
if he's talking about this girl over here standing.
Not only that, somehow she ends up apologizing to him
back in the hotel room.
It was a mastermind.
What?
Yes, it was a mastermind placement.
I must study him.
She was. Galaxy brain. The whole Yes, it was a mastermind play. I must study him. Yeah.
Galaxy brain.
The whole time, Jimmy's out telling people,
he's like, we are the happiest.
He literally said, I know that my relationship
is better than all of yours.
We're happier than ever.
And we're like, no dude, we see you.
What are you talking about?
This is horrible.
One of my favorite moments that's ever happened
on Love Is Blind was actually sports related
Have you guys seen the season that takes place in Chicago? No, they go on a honey or like a bachelor party
Oh, yeah, the night before at the weddings that the production
The men go to Wrigley field. They have a private batting practice at Wrigley field
The women are on a like booze cruiseze cruise, which I would have been so mad, first of all.
I would have rather been on the booze cruise.
Well, we would have switched then if we were both there.
That would be really weird.
But anyways, the guys go to Wrigley Field
and one of the guys, like, they're pitching to that.
Do you remember this?
Oh my God, yes.
This guy Shane strikes out.
Everyone else like hits like an easy like pop up,
couple of them get hits.
He strikes out and he's so mad
and then he goes home and picks a fight.
It's about to marry.
And like that guy's just so mad he didn't get a base hit.
On national TV everybody knows you suck.
At BP isn't it like literally softball pitches.
It's designed to like take this thing yard.
You know.
And he's struck out.
It is what it is.
That's my recollection.
That's why I would have been on the booze cruise.
That's me.
Like, if I'm being objectively honest,
I would have been pissed about that.
And then when I've been in a bad mood, came home.
I would not have wanted to be your family
after American Ninja Warrior that night.
American Ninja Warrior was cool.
It was fun.
It was first or second time?
Well, the second time hurt more for sure.
The first time I went and I was like,
I've watched the show my whole life.
I've never thought I'd have an opportunity to do it
and someone gave me an opportunity to do it.
I don't care what happens.
Like yeah, I failed on the first one.
All these people making jokes.
I'm like, it's not, it wasn't,
like it was like a dream come true for me.
So I loved it.
The second one hurt because of the $10,000.
Because I was like, oh man, like I didn't care about you.
Was he actually gonna give it to you?
Hell yeah, he would have given it to me.
I don't see him as word, come on.
I mean, truth. Yeah. Exactly.
I guess I'm just thinking of like,
all the empty promises Sugaz has made.
No, no, that's Shaq, if Shaq had promised it,
I know I would never get it.
Thanks, Lola. Shaq still owes me $1,000. You You just give you a shaker on your pizza. Wow, you know what?
Seven money here's a pizza