The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Royal Caribbean Draft!
Episode Date: August 25, 2023Billy Gil hosts the Royal Caribbean's World's Biggest Weekend Draft staring Lucy Rhoden, JuJu Gotti, Amin Elhassan, and Jeremy Tache. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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Guys, it's the Royal Caribbean's World's Biggest Weekend Draft.
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And we have four drafters here today.
We have a mean, we have Juju, we have Lucy, and we have Jeremy.
That's too quick.
You're supposed to give everyone a little space for the applause, yeah. Got it. Because we got fans in the building, huh?
Well, we haven't done the draft order yet. We have to select a draft order, are you okay?
I'm fine. All right, so we have four teams that will be drafting today. We have team Amin.
Boo! Yeah!
Hiss. We have team Juju.
We have Team Juju. We have Team Lucy.
We have Team Jeremy.
And we have Team Jeremy.
Woo-woo.
Alright, so this is how this is going to work.
We have the four of you drafting.
It's going to be a snake draft.
There's going to be four rounds and each of you is going to pick an activity that you
can do on Royal Caribbean's utopia of the seas.
But how will we drag what to order?
Well, that's the thing is that I have here a draft randomizer so I can do an order and I have one here,
but it also lets me like put an extra ball so this could be a weighted draft.
And I mean was offering me five dollars to have more balls in the draft.
Did not say anything like that on the record.
This is ridiculous.
All right, so I'm just going to randomize it.
I want someone from Pricewaterhouse Cooper to be there
or some of this accounting company to be there
and make sure that it's all above board.
I want to go to Target and get ping pong balls
and write our name on his ball
and then do this thing the real way.
Yeah, okay.
Lucy, what do you want since we're taking a request
on how to do this?
I just want everyone to have a respectful and courteous draft.
Okay, Jeremy.
I'm with you.
Same.
I just want to have fun.
All right.
Well, you know where you can have fun?
You told me.
You told me you have the season.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
There.
Let's do it.
All right.
So here's the order.
Lucy will go first then juju, then a mean, then Jeremy. Hey, hot corner. Yes. I'm third. You're third. Yeah. I wrote down
names ahead of time. The order I wrote. Wow. Say goodbye to the $5. Someone over here.
I guess money bags. Anyways, all right. So with the first pick in the draft, Lucy,
what are you going to select? I am going to enjoy poolside cocktails at the live
Bar because I want my cruise to be relaxing and I'd like to be a little bust
I think it's a good place to start actually. I had that on my list is one of my one of my topics not my top pick
But it's all my list number one is still my notes not your turn Jeremy. Yeah, my number one is still alive. All right, you do next you do
Yes with the second pick
I choose place in a big bit at the casino
Because I know I'm a hit even though Thursday thunder sometimes as an add-up
I'm gonna make a big bet at the casino royale
with our partners.
You already know what's going on.
Wow.
All right, I mean.
I can't believe both of you guys,
I mean, I guess do do yours make sense?
Lucy, Lucy, you wanna drink?
You want water?
How are you not spending the day VIP style
at the over water cabana?
That was my available at perfect day at Coco K.
I can't believe it.
Let me tell you right now, VIP style in the cabana.
That means the water's there.
That means they're bringing me bottle service.
Not just one cocktail at a time.
Give me massive amounts.
I'm all here for it.
That's my first pick. Give him massive amounts. You heard it.
That was better. I couldn't agree with you more. It's all about trying to spend as much time as you can.
VIP feeling like you're special. Have a unique experience. And so for me, my first pick is going to be enjoying the swim up bar
at Royal Caribbean's private life for the perfect day of Coco K. Now I get to mix both your picks. I get a little bit of alcohol in my day
and I get some privacy and some luxury.
Jeremy, that was number two on my big board.
Look at us, look at us.
We have the same priorities here.
So that's my first pick.
So I believe if we're doing this snake style,
serpentine style, I got back-to-back picks here
on the hot corner.
So after spending a little bit of time
enjoying that swim up bar, I think I'm gonna select
enjoying, hmm, I'm gonna select enjoying, hmm.
I'm gonna dine at Al Fresco at Giovanni Italian kitchen
and wine bar, love a wine bar.
Love the opportunity to end a night the right way,
a little bit of wine, a little bit of Italian food.
I feel like that's a nice way to kind of wrap up my day
after spending it at the swimmer bar.
All right, back to you Amina, you're standing.
I feel like my original best available,
I can gamble a little bit on this and not pick it.
So I'm going to skip, I'm going to go against my draft,
no, ladies and gentlemen.
Leave that to come all the way back around.
I'm between you.
I'm trusting, I'm trusting you.
I know the priorities of our other two contestants,
you think you can get on the way back.
I'm going to go with elevating my beach day
at the private retreat Coco Beach Club
available at perfect day at Coco K.
I'm not even totally sure what all that entails,
but I know it's private and I know it's a club.
So I know I'm gonna be interested in that.
All right, juju.
I like your babies.
Da da da da da da da da da da da. Da da da da. So I know I'm gonna be interested in that all right juju You're
Da da da da da da da da da da
I
I'm gonna take this thing to Central Park wow enjoy a romantic date you heard me I see you girl
You know who you are keep doing your thing. I have a question girl. Yes, I can see it. I have a question no questions
No questions. I didn't question no questions. No questions
I didn't know because that one was confusing me is like central park
Do I also get the date there or like or do I have to provide my own you didn't you should probably have to provide
Over to Lucy
All right, I did not do a good job of
Writing down what I was gonna pick so I
of writing down what I was gonna pick. So, I think I am going to switch it up
and I'm gonna scream down the tallest water slide
in North America, available at Perfect Day Coco, okay.
I love a water slide and amusement park,
and I never get to go, so I'm very excited
about this opportunity.
Oh yeah.
That feels like a blast.
It's really fun.
You've already had a couple of drinks,
now you're going down the tallest water slide,
now you have your third pick. Yeah, I'm losing right back to you. Yeah, all right
This one I feel like I shouldn't pick right now, but I'm going to anyways because I love to do it
I'm gonna unleash my inner superstar at spot like karaoke
I
I know I was gonna pick it. I definitely thought I was getting it on the way back No way I was so I'm doing so much better commissioner. I was so foolish. I was so I the hubris to go for me
I should have taken it you can come with if you want that was gonna be your third pick to that was the
You were gonna take it before that was the that was the pick that I said you know what I'm gonna take it before that was the that was the pick that I said you know what I'm gonna gamble I should have taken it before Italian food. Yeah, I should have I should have taken mine instead of
What did that private retreat back to you?
I am gonna go play some cruising USA at the playmaker's horse bar in
Arcade and cheer for my favorite team.
He'll be.
The Buffalo Bills and the Philadelphia Eagles,
as they dominate their way to Super Bowl,
whatever the hell number we own.
Wow.
I mean, dude, he's killing me, man.
This picking right after Judeo thing
is gonna be an issue, I think.
Well, I gotta go all of my list that I have here and guys were almost out of the things
that I like doing because I have four that I'm well, they're all great things.
They're all great, but like for me personally, your priorities.
That's the best thing about Royal Caribbean is it's got something for everybody, but some
things are more for everybody than others.
And so I'm gonna go with, I gotta go off the list. The list tells me, race down the longest dry slide
at sea, ultimate abyss.
I won't lie, I kinda need a little exposition
how this works, what's a dry slide?
Slide powder waters.
Yeah, no water.
Yeah, I just imagine a slide where you get in water.
You get it.
Where do I end up doing it in water afterward or no?
Probably not.
I guess we can ask ask let me look it up
Well you picked it so
All right, well, no to the dry slide, but it's at sea though. All right, it means there's water back to Jeremy
To do just a bastion
Well, I've had a pretty relaxing day so far in the way I've set this up with my
Private beach day and our Italian food at night was a wine
Here's the great thing about the utopia of the seas.
You could set this up for a long weekend.
So it doesn't have to be all in one day.
And so this is exactly what I was leading to, Billy,
which is that I think one of my other days
I can add a little more energy and go rock out
to live music at the two story music call.
I know this show has had its issues
with live music and bands versus DJs,
but being able to go see a great band
in this type of environment with a bunch of people who are there to have a good time,
that sounds like my type of night, so I'm looking forward to that on night too.
Thank you for taking that all of my little-
So, to O-town by the way.
That's right, exactly right.
All right, and now your final pick in the draft, Jeremy.
Oh boy, okay, so I don't have a ton of...
There's still great options available.
I know, that's my issue.
You can dance the night away.
I'm trying to figure out exactly
what's the best for me here.
I think I'm trying to create a perfect weekend for myself.
And so I think in combining the first two
of the first day, the private pool day
and the Italian dinner at night,
I think I'm gonna try to get back to the pool.
So I'm gonna soak up the sun at the resort style pool with my day two before my live music. Okay?
There we go. All right, back to you, Amine, for your final pick in the draft. Yeah, here
we go. No bad options. No bad options, but definitely these are the options that were the
lowest on my list of the available options. So you know, there's always oh
Sounds like a great list. It's a great list to live in. Yeah
I can't believe I got a beach day at a resort. You know what?
With my last pick. It's amazing. I've never tried this before. I've always been scared to try it. Oh, I know where we're going
But I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it because I think I'm all about fun. You guys know me from the American Ninja Warrior series.
I'm all about fun and trying new things.
The most wise to American Ninja Warrior clip ever, by the way.
Yeah, sir.
It's pretty amazing.
I'm going Hang 10 on the surf simulator.
Oh wow.
That's what I was hoping you'd choose.
There we go.
I just figured I would make too much of a fool of myself,
but I think of me and you could absolutely nail that.
Yeah, I think so too.
I've never tried it, so I, my belief was always, maybe I'm just the greatest ever and I've
just never tried it before.
It's possible.
Yeah.
Totally to be able to be the goat.
All right, Juju, your final pick in the draft.
Yes, Sarskiyano.
D'ang, d'ang, d'ang, d'ang, d'ang, d'ang.
I am gonna go to the Baleros and dance the night away
With your Latin ribbons and we are gonna roll it baby salute the Royal Caribbean. I see y'all gangsters
What is what is Latin rhythms is that just like that?
That's
Okay, the 90s are they get on. We talking about daddy.
Gloria.
And we talked about.
Gloria.
Estefan.
Jennifer Lopez.
Does that count as Latin rhythm?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jenny from the block.
I know Jenny.
So that Joe.
There's the Joe shout out to Joe.
But the game back.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right.
Let's see.
All right.
Lucy.
You want to close this out here with your final pick in the draft. pick still great one catch drop jaw dropping shows on stage ice air and water
Well, I'm very intrigued by shows on air. Yeah, I'll be honest
I think the only reason I didn't take this earlier is because I didn't understand the specifics
I'm really intrigued that sounds amazing. It's like me with the with the date at the central park
I was like this is what rank higher if I was a little too much risk. But yeah, there's just too many unknowns.
But yeah, I think shows in air or like aerial acrobatics and stuff like that.
Yeah.
That sounds real cool.
What a deep list.
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
That's exactly right.
Loss is family, very sad, but still.
Mm-hmm.
Well, guys, that's going to do it.
That's going to wrap up Royal Caribbean's world's biggest weekend draft get ready for the world's biggest weekend
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who's the commissioner who had the best list
oh that's a great question if you want to vote on who has the best list go to
the dls twitter account and you can vote on who had the best draft there
me don't vote for me it'll hurt my feelings just think about that who has the best list go to the DLS Twitter account and you can vote on who had the best draft there. Me.
Don't vote for me, it'll hurt my feelings.
Just think about that.
Just think about that.
Think about it.