The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Sign Up For Merch Madness!
Episode Date: March 13, 2024Jessica has a few corrections to make and Charlotte has a Queen Elizabeth impersonation. Amin met Ted Danson on a plane and told him he was friends with Charles Barkley. Plus, the show reveals plans f...or the Merch Madness Bracket Challenge, which you can sign up for at lebatardaf.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I have to make two corrections.
I made two mistakes in one of our segments today.
A, I didn't know Chris was going to me for Against the Spread,
so I pulled a Clemson Boston college game out of my ass
and said golden eagles, they're just the eagles.
I know that. Oh wow. I know that. It would be cooler my ass and said golden eagles. They're just the eagles. I know that oh
I know that it would be cooler if they were the golden eagles
Yeah, I mean, I think their logo is a golden but besides the point also I said Ega Shvietek was in point break
Breakpoint which one is it? I don't know I get them confused break. Um, she's not
She's not she but arena sebelica isn't it so number one
I don't know which one she's not, but arena Sebelika isn't it? So number one star in the country.
All right, I believe that we should.
I'm more confused.
I don't know.
One of the worst corrections in the history
of corrections.
It had a lot of corrections in it and it's okay.
We'll correct it later.
We won't correct it later.
Post-post game, stay tuned.
I hope that, well, you have to guard against our audience
coming. They spread. And I thought the same thing. that well you have to guard against our audience coming and
I thought the same thing and I was gonna say that I was like Dan's gonna send me the penalty box for disrupting
So yeah, you've been but you just it even a bad boy. This is much better. Yeah, it's good job
I mean you're welcome. Christ is averted getting the destruction slowly, but surely
Was less disrupted than that don't look left tell Charles Barkley we say hi. Yeah, I will and Ted Denson
He's my friend now to every flight, huh?
Do you think he's offended that you complimented his work in curb?
No, not that one of the shows that he's actually starting like the good place. No, no, no because I liked it
The actual thing I said to him was my dad loved you and cheers
But for me Kirby enthusiasm is my favorite version of you
And he was really touched I could tell he's so unlikable on that show like he's the villain in my head
I really do he is the villain. Yeah
How is his head that's all him because he's bald, but he's tall so you can't see no
He got a great head of hair. Oh the best part is we landed it
Yeah, I feel like Ted
Dancin's whole thing is that he's got white hair. No, you're thinking of Scott Van Pelt. No
Ted Dancin has never been bald.
Okay.
Billy, do you know something the rest of us do not know? Are you saying that Ted Dancin is wearing a giant wig?
I didn't say that.
Well, I don't know this Billy. You seem to be surprising the room, which is associated.
Mike Ryan is our resident.
Everyone's got the Fugazi hair.
I thought Ted Danson had a famous head of hair.
Yeah, he's got like, he props it up in the front.
I think the back is, that's fake, Chris, that's fake.
He is bald, or he's balding Ted Danson.
Bald eagle.
Yeah.
I just want to go back for a second here, though.
Okay, now, Tugaz is showing me photographs,
unfair photographs of him. That's a fine.
I'm not finding the real one, though.
A wet-haired Ted Danson.
I really don't love how we're now shaming poor Ted Danson.
Oh, but you can talk about Michael B. Jordan's chin implant.
Well, here's the thing.
By the way, another friend of mine, Michael B. Jordan,
but Ted Danson, we're not going to talk about my friend Ted Danson.
Have you ever asked your friend, Mike, about his chin?
I didn't know, actually.
I just learned about the chin thing today,
but I'll ask him next time I see him.
Billy wants to get to an announcement
that we have failed to make.
Very important.
But I just I want to allow, yes we are gonna get to that.
I just wanna allow the audience just a brief peek
into the curtain before Ray Jean Rondo got here.
Just a brief peek.
I want you to know that we know that Stugatz
and I watched Amin stumble into a break.
The whole point of the story was just for him to tell you
that someone knew who he was and he stumbled into the break so awkwardly with no awareness
whatsoever of where he was in the world or what our clock situation was that he stumbled
into the ar-
Erroneous!
Erroneous!
Erroneous on all counts!
A roaring Roy Bellamy who was laughing in his face
Laughing in his face because he had no awareness whatsoever. He got lucky of where he was in the clock
I was staring at the clock. I was talking a hundred miles an hour looking at the clock
You think it was just a coincidence?
You over there Dan on the screen to tell us to tell us the story of Ted dance and knew who I was looking at you over there, Dan, on the screen. To tell us the story of Ted Danson
knew who I was on an airplane?
You got Dan on.
No, the one time it didn't happen.
Well, no one else.
You intended to land that ship with the Charles Barclays,
my friend line.
No, I wanted to land the ship.
I wanted to land the plane with the land.
He was literally on a plane in the same ship.
I wanted to stop there.
Is there a Boeing spaceship?
I wanted to land it with him.
After we landed in LA, we parted ways.
Nice to talk to you, whatever.
You and Ted.
And then I was meeting a friend who was going to carpool with me.
And so me and my friend were walking towards where the cab lines were down in LAX.
And as we're walking, we saw Ted dance and walking back the other way.
And he looked at me and he's like hey, what's up?
I don't like what's up Ted and I kept walking my friend was like, how do you know Ted dance?
And I'm like, oh, that's my boy
That's how you land it
To talk that final minute.
We were all looking at you like, shut up.
I have to be honest,
Amino for red eye is my favorite amine.
You know what?
Don't poke the bear.
How many people said hi to you this morning?
This morning?
Last night, it would have been last night.
Two.
I mean, I am trying to get to Billy's announcement.
You don't know anything about
when you're supposed to hit the clock.
Don't poke the bear uh Billy
hey give people what your announcement is you've been wanting to make it all
show
well Dan are you excited for this announcement
I don't know what it is faith in me be excited
I'm excited I has no faith I heard something about merch madness and I
merch madness and I
Don't know what that voice is so guys
This voice is either Billy, but it's my voice. Oh, I don't know what this voice is either But dad thinks it's an impersonation now you have to do your diver's voice
I can't do it. I but I can do a very good Queen Elizabeth second
Queen Elizabeth II. Nobody asked for that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I studied it on a website.
You studied it on a website?
Yeah, they have a whole 10-step thing of how to talk like the Queen.
This is the postiest post game show of all time.
Billy, tell us about Merch Madness.
Merch Madness, guys, for the first time ever, we're going to have a tournament on our website,
lebatardaf.com.
Go to lebatardaf.com, you can kinda sign up there.
When the teams are announced, you're gonna get an email.
You will then submit your brackets like you do anywhere else you do it, and you can win
prizes!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Stuff from the merch store.
Look at our website, being able to run our own bracket.
What?
Yep, look at us.
Look at us.
That's tough, that's tough, pull off us We've got a tough. That's tough. That's off. We've got a bracket. Well. No, it's a bracket challenge where you will win
Amazing prizes and stuff from the website amazing prizes and stuff in the website
Thank you, Billy
Yeah, look at us. Thank you, Billy.
Do you think Queen Elizabeth ever filled out a bracket?
Go ahead, have Queen Elizabeth do a promo.
Queen Elizabeth does a promo for Merch Madness, go ahead.
I'm very honored to stand before you today,
announcing that the Merch Madness is finally ready to go.
I'm losing it as we go on.
I'll take it from here.
Merch Madness, huh. I'll take it from here. Merch. Madness.
I don't know, man.
It's a good queen. I mean, it is.
It's a good queen.
It's a solid queen.
It built, and she had it, and then she lost it.