The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: Spliffnotes
Episode Date: May 28, 2024Juju joins Dan to discuss the show coming off Memorial Day Weekend. He also gives a rather surprising update about how he's feeling as the Celtics head into the NBA Finals. Plus, we dive into the Ange...l Reese controversy from over the weekend and how Caitlin Clark responded after the Fever finally picked up their first win of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
Chris Cody, by way of welcome to Juju Gotti here, said that something is missing.
He doesn't know what it is on Jason Tatum, but there's something missing.
And Juju, you've just seen your Celtics get to the finals.
Jason Tatum has had a remarkable amount
of success for his age.
It feels like we have put a crazy standard
on this Celtics team that we are reluctant
to confer greatness on because other players
keep getting hurt and they're not doing that
to those players, but they're getting no credit for beating teams that are injured.
You're a Celtics fan. How are you feeling about everything?
You have rolled to the finals. Very few teams have ever had it this easy.
Zach Lowe is saying the Celtics got a bye to the finals.
Are you afraid of Luca?
You'd rather play the young players than, than Luca and Kyrie, right? You'd
feel safer against Minnesota than you do against Dallas, yes?
Nah, I actually feel the opposite. I think we'll have an easier time with Luca and Kyrie
and them boys than Minnesota, even though they, of course, are up 3-0 right now. But
yeah, man, whatever happens right now,
as long as the Pacers didn't go, I'm a happy camper
because everybody knows how much I love Ant-Man
and I love Kyrie Irving as well.
So I don't have the heartbreak down the line
like recent years.
And that's the scariest thing.
Having the Miami Heat be the people in your right here,
that's, oh, I hate that. And the New York Knicks right here in your shit just, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah Knicks fans and Heat fans, the fact that you get to avoid their hot breath in your face, that you get to avoid
TJ McConnell and the Pacers advancing,
you're already golden, it doesn't even matter
what happens from here.
I'm going with him, baby.
I love Ant-Man, I love Kyrie Irving.
I'm going, but I'm a Celtics fan.
Let's just put it that way.
I'm gonna stick to the guns.
When it comes to Jason Tatum, we saw flashes and glimpses of
what I've been wanting to see from them. Take that ball to the hole. If Andrew
Nemhard is guarding you and you don't take the ball to the hole you're coming
to the bench if I'm Coach Mazula. If TJ McCollum is on you and you don't take
him to the hole come sit by me and that's the kind of mentality that Jalen
Brown discovered.
I still saw a lot of fade away three-pointers from Jason Tatum and a
couple of missed layups but at the same time he's putting a better effort towards
getting to the rack than I usually see for him and that's what's gonna make the
difference. You're benching Tatum Juju, you're benching anybody. Al Horford, if
you if Nim Hart is on you and you don't take his ass to the rack,
come sit by me. That's what I asked the coach and I'm looking for. Sam Kassell would have said that.
What do we have in terms of criticism and commentary on today's show? I didn't think
we did enough. I felt that Stugats was in a little bit of pain because he lost this weekend
the championship by one goal. He cares deeply about
everything going on with Northwestern and his daughter and I felt like it was too raw for him
to make as much fun of him as I'd usually make when one of your sports friends is in pain.
Yeah he was raw. They were so raw that y'all didn't even get to the WNBA Angel Reese hardfile. She had a situation with Alissa Thomas,
two hardfiles back to back, Kaitlyn still being Kaitlyn.
Lisa Bluter came to see her, Meg Gustafson,
and Kate Martin play against the Vegas Aces.
It was a celebration even though the Aces spanked
that behind.
Y'all didn't get to a lot of stuff,
but as far as the audience well before you before you do this
Let's talk about the angel Reese thing because we did mean to talk about this because I mean
Those were really hard fouls and we've got we've got some sound here from angel Reese
Reacting to what it is that happened to her because it didn't seem clean
Right to uh... what it is that happened to her because it it it didn't seem clean
right
is not just about my record player
i'm a basketball player they don't give a damn if i'm a rookie
i mean i want them to come at me everyday i want them to come at everybody
they're not supposed to be nice to me
i hope you all know that they're not supposed to be nice to me or lay down
because i'm angel resource or because i'm a rookie
thank you at eight percent of the message to me because I got back up and I kept
Going and kept pushing like me and AT have been cool since we were in Maryland
So I know it's not no hard feelings and I appreciate her for going at me every day
That's a pretty uncommon grace under those circumstances
Brilliance oh my god the young sister. I couldn't put it no better myself. What y'all expect? This competition.
Do you not expect Anthony Edwards
to not want to behead Kevin Durant in the playoffs?
Do you want him to just be like, you're my idol?
And yeah, I just, that's all good.
No, the sister understands where she at
and still respects her league mate
and keeps respecting on her name.
What you supposed to do?
Nah, fire me hard so I can take you to the rat
next time I see you,
because I can circle that date on my calendar
and make that a bigger deal.
Ain't no crying over here.
Ain't no crying in baseball.
Neither women's basketball.
And then Kaitlyn gets her first win
and she just seems sad afterwards.
Did you see that sound where she's just like,
this isn't very fun for me so far.
Look, sis tired, bro.
She got a camera in her face every two seconds.
She allowed to be tired and exhausted, you know what she's she's young she from the middle america
go to all these
this stuff that the expectations and i these deals she probably just all she
wanted to is is who
but she got this company interface on the cities
this company over here so
bread so stout more in my opinion
if i had to get the sisters just tired tired of not being normal right she has said she has said she craves just having some
activities outside of her house where it is that she could be normal before you
get to the commentary and the critique of today's listeners though I want to
just put on the screen for you Juju an assortment of photos of Luca standing
over defeated opponents here.
Which is your favorite from among this montage?
You're not going to like the Anthony Edwards one because you're too much of a
fan of Edwards. The, the Devin Booker one,
the Devin Booker one is the best one, but the Harden one's pretty good too.
Yeah. Yeah. Devin Booker was the classic. It jumped everything off.
It's like the dog in the other car looking at a dog in this car.
That's petrified.
And the James Harden one, it's some psychopath,
and I can see some psychopath in Lucas' eyes right there.
That's what makes it delicious, like oh yeah.
And it's like James didn't know what was coming at him.
He was like, huh?
He's like, yo, oh yeah, I come to get you this meme.
That's what I come to do.
And Anthony Edwards looks like, yeah, keep talking.
I got you.
You're on my list is the way ant looks
Right. It's most sad because ant man had that meme of him in the movie of Adam Sandler movie doing that same exact thing to the Player so yeah this one that one hurts. That's the net. That's that's uncut gems. Is that is that what that was?
I was the basketball movie. What's I forgot the name of it. Oh, I can't believe I mean uncut uncut gems
He is a basketball movie.
I don't know.
It's a gambling movie.
No, it's another one.
He was Rudy Fernandes.
Dang, Rudy Hernandez?
Hustle, hustle.
Hustle, hustle.
Yeah, the movie's called Hustle.
Yeah, salute, hustle.
My bad.
So what else you got here?
Critique from the audience here.
Critique from the audience.
Anthony Ortiz says, Jeremy looks like an undercover cop.
He definitely did that.
The other rooms is erupted in laughter after that.
So look, y'all got to back off my dog.
Chris, too, you got to look.
I'm glad we're here.
We got to split.
The room was split.
And when you cut Jeremy off, it was
like he was getting to the heat homer
I don't know brother. You might need to let him
Criminally put himself in that position first before you cut him off. I'm a projected stop them
All right, let him commit the crime you arrested him while he was still thinking although I'm the crime
The look on Dan's face when Jeremy goes for more than 30 seconds. I felt like I needed to get in there
The look on Dan's face when Jeremy goes for more than 30 seconds. I felt like I needed to get in there
He was like a town cop. He was Tom Cruise of Minority Report. You can't arrest me. I didn't do it I know you got the predictor. So I don't do that and
Wayne W also says today Chris looks extra baked for some reason. I don't know if you you hate the pain
I'm just sleepy. Dude. Everyone does this to me. I smoke weed but not before work. Okay, I'm never high before work.
I'm just sleepy.
I think what you had on you was Sunday's Panther game.
I'm telling you, everyone is sleeping
on how much that one hurt you guys.
I'm not sleeping on it.
Roy can hide it all he wants.
That's as despondent as I've been walking out of that arena.
Just feeling like we should have won that game.
When we get to overtime, we already lost the game
with all the chances we had.
That was brutal. So many opportunities. like we should have won that game. When we get to overtime, we already lost the game with all the chances we had.
That was brutal.
So many opportunities.
Keeping it with Roy, Thomas Mie says,
listening back to the show from Thursday and Friday,
Roy absolutely jinxed the Panthers.
All that confidence.
Looks terrible on you, Roy, nowadays.
Not just Roy.
Let's put up that photo again of Chris Cody, please, that Mike Fuentes
We don't have to.
Betrayed Chris Cody on, because it's not just Roy
who is Jinx the Panthers.
Chris Cody took a photo over New York
in which he was doing the
Oh, they can't find it, damn.
The Don Bailey carpet ad commercial here locally.
You are, that is a bit of a sensual pose.
Mike Ryan made me do like a fashion show.
He's like, just work it, work it.
I also did like a heart symbol too, it was weird.
He tell you to sprawl out like that?
The kicks actually, I was trying to get the kicks
in the photo, but of course they're cut off here.
Man, brother, it hurt me too,
but I was watching that game as well, overtime.
Once you get to overtime, it's pins and needles and I saw them score and in my heart just oh dude, so
Tonight though, we're over our five. We're back. You're right. You know what good speech by you juju
We're back world roar for five. What's he saying? It's five. I don't know which which one doesn't matter
Whatever number it is the Panthers in the lightning island. I can't keep a rings minus in my wow. I do look baked
AJ mr. Love living he says
Champion all NBA player an eight-time all-star has been a utter disappointment
I can read where I can read this better. A champion, an all-MBA player,
and an eight-time All-Star is a utter disappointment.
Try it again. Let's do it again. Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it again.
Leave it all in. Champion, All-MBA player, eight-time All--star has been an utter disappointment his entire career
LMFAO Stu got shut up and that's what he had to say on Stu gots is a rant against Tyree Kyrie Irving for some reason
Nailed it
Right, I mean what I don't know what Stu gots up to it's I think it's a it's people out there no matter what night
No matter what Kyrie does for the rest
of his life, if you feel a certain way about certain things he's done, it ain't gonna
never get no better for you. You feel me? And I understand that. And it's the same way
about Colin Kaepernick and all these folks. Because right now, if you can't look at the
game and see 33 from Luka, 33 from Kyrie, and salute that. If you lead with any other thing,
you don't like that man anyway,
so you shouldn't even be commenting,
in my opinion, objectively.
That was some quality hating by Stugatz
to just dismiss Kyrie, to choose today
to dismiss Kyrie Irving after what he's done in that series
is unspeakably unfair and maximum stugots
but it's projection because he's angry about the weekend like his daughter his
daughter they had a six goal lead they started six nothing and they lost by a
goal that big lead in that sport that's right that's what he said thank you
Juju good talking to you yes sir