The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The New Stugotz T-Shirt
Episode Date: September 5, 2024Stugotz's photo with a Chiefs helmet and porta-potties was so epic that it's already a t-shirt on lebatardaf.com. Plus, can JuJu hit all 3 legs on this week's Thursday Thunder? Tony is here to deliver... his picks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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This has been, this week, a real exciting turning
of the corner for our show.
It's not just that we're celebrating 20 years,
it's that a lot of big things right now
are happening at the same time. It's a combination of joining Peacock, another partner, and now you've
got Apple telling everybody all month that we are absolutely something that must be listened to,
and the merch store is working fast enough so that when Stu Gotz takes a picture with Porta Potty's
in Kansas City to send us into a football season
that's gonna be just us sprinting
for four months through football season,
it immediately goes up on lebatardaf.com
and you're gonna wanna have this t-shirt
because rarely, he's never looked this good.
He looks like a fashion icon. The lighting, Christ. and you're gonna wanna have this t-shirt because rarely, he's never looked this good.
He looks like a fashion icon.
I can't believe how glorious,
this could be the cover of an album for God Bless Football.
Stu gots in Kansas City, home of champions,
surrounded by the smell of shit and porta potties,
truly disgusting porta potties.
Football porta potties are the worst port-a-potties.
I don't know where, like this isn't construction site
port-a-potties, where is anything worse
than people have been drinking since 7 a.m.
and running to a toilet that is made of plastic?
This is a glorious photograph that was taken this morning.
And you can see the look that he has on his face.
He's looking on the horizon to what he thinks is Kansas,
but is still very much, Missouri
And he thinks the Bengals are playing tonight
That too
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Stugots
LeBittard af.com is where you go. I would wear that shirt. Would you guys not wear that shirt of of Stu?
God looks glorious. He looks like a king on his throne
He when is the last time Stu gots looked that good competent and regal any setting go ahead
Go ahead. I'm out of answers. Yeah, I got nothing for you
Our first day at ESPN. Yeah, I got nothing for you. This is it.
Our first day at ESPN. Yeah, you said he's never looked better initially.
I think you should walk that back.
He looked better for several years.
He's aged.
I disagree though.
Quite a bit.
Oh, I'll tell you when he looked better,
when he shaved his head.
Oh yeah, as Guy Fieri.
Yeah, he looked better the years 2004 to 2019.
Definitely not the sports take diva.
No.
Oh, no, he looked worse that day.
Yeah, that was the worst.
ESPN was right about that.
They told us to not do that anymore
and several years later, credit to them.
Yeah.
That was the right call.
They did tell us not to do that?
Yeah, it was actually like a sensitivity thing.
Like we're having a laugh at this dude
that is cross-dressing who's the punchline in this this and I was like, you know what? You're absolutely right
I'd push back initially on it. But now as a older man now one that has a family
I've matured was that right was that when his belly was giving takes when we painted his belly or was that a different thing?
That was two guts
Takes from the future where he was just at Nostradom has or was that a different thing? No, that was a different thing. That was Stu Gutz. Oh yeah, Stu Gutz. Yeah. We can bring that back.
And there was also takes from the future
where he was just at the head.
Nostradamus.
That was an exciting one.
Nostradamus.
Why don't we do any of those things anymore?
I don't know.
You're asking great questions, Dan.
Let's do Thursday Thunder.
["The Last Supper"]
JuJu Gotti is, he's suffering.
Another two for three.
No way.
Yes, he just, I'm telling you. No way. I can't ask he just I'm
telling you. Got the Cain's one though come on baby. I keep telling people bet these
individually instead of his three legs because he'd be winning your money he's
been good at he's just not good at going 3-0 which is tough to do. Chris Cody
what do we got tonight football is here it's arrived it is it is Sunday night
tonight it's Sunday night I know it's Thursday night, it's arrived. It is Sunday night. Tonight is Sunday night.
I know it's Thursday night, but it's Sunday night.
Give me what the Juju picks of the night are.
Thursday, Sunday, thunder.
What?
Thursday, Sunday, thunder is brought to you by DraftKings.
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I actually did that on purpose.
DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Tony, what did Juju cook up?
Dano, the NFL is back and Juju Gotti is cooked up yet another winning parlay.
We said that and we said they're losing parlay.
Well, go ahead.
They're always winners until they lose.
Bringing the thunder for Thursday Night Football, TNF and Friday Night Football, FNF,
which is something that's very exciting.
Don't forget, it's also Sunday night. Also. And also Sunday night.
For Saturday night too. On in December, they do Saturday nights too. All right.
Isaiah Pacheco over 60 rushing yards is the first leg. Isaiah Pacheco over 60
yards on the ground. Second leg, Nelson Agalor, who's a Raven by the way,
for you, for those of you who keep your at home, over 16 and a half yards.
Can have a nice one grab.
You can have a nice long career in the NFL
if you're really fast.
Last leg of the parlay, Josh Jacobs, this is Friday night.
Josh Jacobs over 63 and a half yards.
He is a packer now for those of you keeping tabs at home.
Josh Jacobs, a packer.
Are you sure Tony, because your facts have been wrong today.
I asked because Juju sent me a different Pacheco one.
And if he goes two for three again, because you gave bad information, uh, I,
the one he sent me on Pacheco was rushing attempts over under, uh, not,
not rushing yards, rushing,
I'm looking at the official DraftKings sports book picture with Juju on it.
Isaiah Pacheco
plus 60 yards rushing you.
Because I've got over 14 and a half rushing attempts.
And also said it was Sunday night.
So.
Yeah.
He didn't get Thursday night.
At least we didn't make this more confusing.
Alright, very good.
Enjoy your football.
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