The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: The Show Breaks a Record (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

"Roy's like, 'Oh, come on!'" JuJu Gotti joins the show for Show Awards and to recap The Polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

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Starting point is 00:00:32 Is that Juju? Yep. Oh, listen. This is big time for me. This is big time for me. That man right there, Juju Gotti. Juju Gotti's in the building? We, I mean, I think, I think game three,
Starting point is 00:00:47 I feel like we got it done today. Game three feels good about, I feel good about game three. We gotta do show awards at some point, but Juju, what did you think? Yes, sir, it was a great show today. So great to meet my brother Jason for the first time. You dig it, but great legend. You feel me with the bulls?
Starting point is 00:01:02 You be kicking ass, bruh. Congratulations on the newborn. Man, it's a big fan of your work, my brother. Huge fan of you as well, man. Did we set a record? I think we might've just set a record. When Juju came on the show, we might've just set a record. Oh, most black people on the show.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Oh, I gotta tell you, this is the blackest show ever been. Dan better never give me the steering wheel again. Roy's like, oh, come on! Roy. Roy, get your ass back here Roy. I know exactly what Roy's gonna say. Oh man on my day off. We got the full Texas Western starting five in this joint right here. We're just going, we're good to go.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And by the way, Juju had the best verse on Tiger Bomb Ultra. Ooh. I'm just keeping it real. Okay, let's just consume it, the content. You got it, you know man. Juju's the man, okay. All right Juju just consume the content. You gotta know, man. Okay. Alright, UG, what you think of the feeling today, man?
Starting point is 00:01:49 It was good, man. We got off to a rough start. I know my brother Amin is an ambassador of the league and he's a gatekeeper and a protector, but I don't think that necessarily the league has a tanking problem specifically, but they definitely have a, I just traveled 9,000 miles to see Steph Curry and he in street clothes problem every now and then. You dig it? But that's not tanking though.
Starting point is 00:02:13 That's my point. That's why I just said it. I don't think they have a tanking problem, but I think Adam was right whenever the fans, they get the brunt of the stick most of the time, you feel me? And they'd be like, well, the ticket price ain't going down. You heard David Simpson, they don't give a damn about you.
Starting point is 00:02:30 You feel me? So I think it could be a little met in the middle. I also think he was a little harsh to my sister, Shamia Moore, the Atlanta Hawks in the arena announcer. She don't know what the hell to do. Bruh, Bruh, Ne-J popped out of that damn body and what can she do besides look in the camera? Show must go on, Juju, come on, you know that better than anybody.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Show must go on. I know, but you act like she Katie Keurig delivering the world news. She is in the Nana Hawks arena. End game arena announcer. This is not the top of Hawks arena. End game arena. End game arena. This is not the top of the food chain. Let her live. She handled it just fine.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Wish she wasn't expecting that man to pop a ligament. What did she do? Exactly. What did she say, Juju? What is she, like what is she, how was her reaction? Dang! Dang!
Starting point is 00:03:20 Oh, that was it? Damn, somebody get him up? Just dang? Okay. Here, we can play it again Damn, somebody get him up? Just dang? OK. Here, we can play it again. We'll let you hear it. Let's play it again for him. All right, then, tick, tack, go!
Starting point is 00:03:32 Ooh, bouncing. Susan, come on. Oh! Dang! Oh, no! Hold on. Let's make sure my guy is good. Oh. Other guy just keeps playing. Oh, man. That's tough. Hold on, let's make sure my guy is good.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Other guy just keeps playing. That's tough. Yeah, that ain't part of the job description. Yeah, just a lot of dams. Shout out to Ragman. Ragman. Right, he the joker of the day, bruh. You can't keep shoin' layups and puttin' tic-tac toes down.
Starting point is 00:04:06 You gotta take a beat. There is, if you, so he does the first layup. On the way back, he has to acknowledge that there's a crowd around my guy on the ground in the end game. Play the game. And yellin' dang, he like nah, hey, I gotta finish, man. I'm a winner, I'm a winner. Ragman gotta win.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Ragman's a dog, man. Next man up, boy. He's a Jason Mason, he ain't no Taylor. Speaking of Anthony Jason Mason, I think we forgot to ask him, bro, how bad is your eyesight, but you need them glasses on the track. You know what, Juju, I thought about it,
Starting point is 00:04:46 but I was so impressed by everything he was saying. I was like, I'm not even after it to him. It's a lot easier just to attack Taylor. Yeah, I had it as my plan to close out, and then he said he's doing the memorial track thing, and I was like, I'm just gonna give you some money, buddy. Let me do it. We're gonna give you some money.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Let me just give you some money. We're gonna, he said we're definitely gonna give you money. He did say definitely, didn't he? No, I'm about to request some money from him now, with that roof. Can I propose an award? Ooh, show awards. The thank you for your service award for Anthony Williams.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Thank you for your service, Jason Mason. Absolutely. And we not sending you no money. No, I'm a citizen of money. I am not a liar when you watch me do it. Does he also get our award? Oh yeah, we do like him. We do like him.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I like him. Award to Jason Mason. Now you got to mend your relationship with Taylor, man. Do I? Yeah. Still gotta work with him. Do I? I like to give work with him. Do I? I like to give the Get Well Soon award to my daughter,
Starting point is 00:05:48 Taylor, brother. That was a rough segment, brother. Get well soon, brother. Get well soon, Taylor. Taylor Gang. Oh, gosh. You better write a Nick song about Shamit or whatever. Pineapple Butter or something.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Give us something, Taylor. That's the name of the new song. Pineapple butter. Oh my God. How did I love that one? West Side Gun, Gazelle DeField to it. I gotta give a jump ball pass to my man, Chris Cody, just pulling off the jump pass.
Starting point is 00:06:17 He jumps up with pineapple, didn't know what to do. Butter! Butter. Jump pass. I'm like shit, that is a water flavor. I'm in the air, I'm in the air. Damn it, I said water flavor. I'm in the air. I'm in the air. Damn it, I said water flavor.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I didn't mean to do that. And you did it. It was seamless. Juju, what else we got? I made a couple of polls, you know what I mean, as equipment managers do, you feel me? I appreciate you. So I took it to the streets. Does the NBA have a tanking problem?
Starting point is 00:06:42 And this is the Instagram poll. They're available on Instagram stories now. 77% of the audience says yes they do. The audience is the audience. Should every MLB player use a torpedo bat? 78% of the audience says yes they should. This is what I wanted to tell Samson earlier. Why is baseball the best sport at cheating?
Starting point is 00:07:07 These jokers find a different way to cheat. I've never even thought about that. They've got scientists working on it. How can we cheat this thing a little better? Well, Jeremy texted me to tell me that tomorrow he's back on the show and he wants to correct all of the incorrect things we said about the torpedo bath.
Starting point is 00:07:23 So everyone prepare yourselves for that segment tomorrow. Worst tease ever. Everyone prepare yourselves to watch me tell Jeremy not to say anything and we go steam roll him. That segment's gonna be definitely tough. I'll let Jeremy tell us while we're on. You got some more polls for us Juju? Yes sir, can you sue a baseball team for causing your divorce?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Can we revisit that? Like, Samson 100% introduced those players and manager to some guy's wife for that purpose, right? Like, isn't that what he was telling us? She's a fan. No. Gotta let her be a fan. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Yeah, man. Yeah, I mean. Who are we to deny her from meeting her heroes? Don't save them. You don't wanna be saved. Don't save them. 55% of the audience says, yes, you can sue that baseball team.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Last poll, inspired by Dom and my daughter Charlie's relationship. Are your work friends your actual friends? 69% of the audience says no they are not.
Starting point is 00:08:31 And those are your polls. Juju, you got one more poll for us, don't you? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got another poll. I forgot it was a late entry. From Evan Williams, you feel me? Sponsored by the good folks over at Evan Williams. If you're gonna drink some bourbon, I prefer you get you a glass of that Evan Williams bourbon.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Yeah, it is. When it comes to the NCAA Final Fours, do you prefer chocks or do you prefer the cinderellas? This is big. 52% of the audience say they prefer the chock. I love it. Cinderella can kick it. And that poll brought to you by Evan Williams, bourbon game day's number one pour Evan Williams,
Starting point is 00:09:10 Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, Bardstown, Kentucky 43 to 45% alcohol by volume. Enjoy responsibly 21 plus. What a show guys. Thank you so much for joining you two. We're up to one lead. See you tomorrow. We out of here. lead. See you tomorrow
Starting point is 00:09:36 Thanks, you do I mean

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