The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Postgame Show: You Practice (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

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Sign up now at Disneyplus.com. That's right. It's Thursday Thunder. That's right. Brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Jujugati, what do we got? Thursday Thunder, thunder, march, madness, I see you, you got to know if you don't.

Last week we took a elbow in the eye, we took a fist to the nose, we took a knee to the damn stomach, and look, out of bounds on me, coach. That was one of the worst picks ever for Thursday. I think I might have went one for four. But today, we back, daddy. Johnny Broome, the oldest man to ever grace a NCAA basketball court.

We gonna go 11 rebounds for my dog. He had 11 rebounds in the first half last week. And you got to know he gonna get 11 in a full game against Florida and them boys. Salute to my dog, I see you. Juju, quick question. Is he older than Perry Ellis? Cause Perry Ellis is like 45 years old.

He older than Ossie Davis Jr. Jr. My dog is old. I've never seen Ossie Davis young. I've never seen a young Aussie like Morgan Freeman. Yep. Right. Second leg, I'm going with Thomas Hawk. Some people call him Thomas Hawk. I don't know. H-A-U-G-H. All I do know is my dog gonna get more than one three in the game against Auburn this Friday. You feel me? So we taking my boy out for over 1-3. You got to know because they don't need it when they facing such an old and experienced team.

Salute to them boys in Auburn. Last leg, you got to know, I'm going with the biggest gangster in the NCAA. On the women's side, you got to dig it. Paige Bukers. My sister got that look in her eyes these days. I don't know if y'all see what I see, but she see that championship. You got to know it.

Paige Bukers for over 25 points easily against UCLA. Jaime Hotcats, little sister, I see you. But not this weekend. Paige is gonna light you on fire. You got to see it. They call it Page Bukitz. There we go. Alright we're in there. We're done with Thursday Thunder. Before we get to anything else I'd like to start the show by saying this. Lift every voice and sing till earth and heaven ring

bring with the harmony of liberty. You don't have to stand, Cody, if you don't want to. Take your hat off. Hey, Charles, I'm gonna stand. Hats off. We did it, guys. Chris, I mean, Charlie looks so confused. You didn't know what just happened back there.

It's a monumental moment. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to stand up. Be an ally for once. You're an ally, but you're fine soon. Took a knee for some reason. Dan is so pissed right now. He's like, aw. Dan is in bed waking up like, all those black bodies.

There's so many black bodies in my studio. Brent Williams. Where the hell is Carl? Carl, bring your body in. Where's another body? Oh, oh yeah, Carl out there. Frankie. Oh yeah, my friend Carl.

Everybody in here, damn it, get him. It's a takeover. Just come in and wave or something. I'll take over. Taylor? Taylor. Uh. I'm not sure, but you know the claim here. Say still. No, I love it. I'm gonna stand up for Taylor. He's like, uh, I'm not sure. He don't claim it.

Say still. No, I love him. I'm a stand up for Taylor. He's not there. All right, just double checking. Just double checking. I claim Taylor. I love him, man.

That's too far. Taylor was awesome yesterday. I hope I didn't bring this energy to the table. I hope not. I hope it wasn't me. I'm not going to lie. Today was a, bro, I'm not going to lie. We started off, they had us in the first half

We was down 17 points that to have like the crowd was boring That was fighting to each other What happened in the second quarter when I left because I left we were up I don't think he was paying attention to the score when you left brother because we was down I don't think he was paying attention to the score when you left brother because we was down. You should have stopped us brother. So when we sub Jeremey in. I said, Burby relax.

No, we take responsibility. Well, some of us do. You can tell by the lack of thumbs that a mean has. He's learning, he's learning to take responsibility. I got thumbs. I got thumbs. I got thumbs. Juju's speaking truth.

That halftime speech must have been phenomenal. Cause we came out in the third quarter, Scott touchdowns, you know what I mean? Well, that was what we playing. Goal from the corner kick. By my dog, Jason. When Chris said, Burby, it was like a open court, like dunk after we were already up 40.

Then my dog, Charlie hit thecourt buzzer beater with, I have you drunk and I'm like, oh my God. I'm saying the crowd don't fight. I'm gonna tell you right now. Good pass, good pass. Exactly. Good pass, Ameen. Thank you for noticing.

No problem, good pass. I did this. I did the Dwayne Witt and then I just stared at the camera. Nothing like when a tertiary player needs some applause. Hey, I know what I'm doing here. Keeping everything settled, right? I know what everybody needs, man. Wait, who's the tertiary player?

Nobody, nobody. Hey, hey, nobody. We all primaries. It's me, it's me. Primary is me. Great crochet. I know what tertiary means, but I don't think my brother Roy know what it means.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You direct that to Chris. It's not Roy. No, it's the blanket show ever. Jackie, Jackie with the mid don't know what it means to say it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you direct that to Chris. It's not Roy. No, it's the blackest show ever. Jackie, Jackie with the mid don't know what it means. Speaking of tertiary players, Pella Larsen averaging 15-5 and 5 over his last three games since entering starting lineup.

Way to go. This is at the end of a college game. This is the end of the college game when we cleared events and we put the guys in for GPA shots up. Yeah, you get some shots up. The other team just fouled for no reason. Like they're already gonna lose. We could've just called it, but.

Running clock. Gotta get all the walk-ons on the floor, baby. Juju, do you have any polls update for us? I got some polls, but I got a couple of notes before we get to that. I know you said earlier, like, you know what I mean, like the NBA and we, the NFL, they be so innovative and they be willing to change some of these rules,

like the overtime rule is changing next year. You feel me? Because it's a lot of complaints. Hear me out. I know, I know it's gonna sound crazy upon hearing it, but three point dunks, brothers and sisters, like make it just as important as them long heaves and make the late game scenario.

Now you gotta D up because if I dunk and make the late game scenario, now you gotta D up. Because if I dunk and get the three from Giannis, or I can pass it to Dane Time from the logo. I don't know, just hear me out. It might need some ankle grease or some WD-40, but just hear me out. I like you. Duju, I don't think it's a bad idea.

The only problem I could see with it is, we get into is that a dunk or not. That's what we're gonna get into is that a dunk or not? That's what we're gonna get into. You gotta grab the rim, right? And also where you jumping from, right? If you jump from outside the paint. Ooh, that's a four point play.

Is it a three point dunk, four point dunk? You know what I'm saying? You cooking with hot grease. I like it. You cooking with grease. Also, we gotta put a trigger warning on the screen before we throw Grave Cody Toes up on the screen. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, what were we doing? I was eating breakfast. No wonder the lead dwindled when I was gone. I love how Amin sees this a different way than the rest. Everybody. Everybody. Y'all, you guys know. You around great players, man.

They see it differently. They see it differently. Amin just did it again. Oh, wow. All right, this is like the other team hit a couple of threes. And the lead has been eaten into. It's not. It's a troll's foot.

His feet make the cone look clean. Nah, we got a lead. Now we went up by 20 around Tito Herring, Tito Horford. I said that, sorry about that. What? You called him Tito? Yeah, no, Justin, Tito Horford.

You know me, I'm crazy. Yeah, that was me. I'm crazy. Yeah, that was me. I'm crazy, man. It was a... I like how it was credit business. I like it was me. But it was, I mean, actually, following your example, man, it was tacky with the mid.

When they're, like... I had nothing to do with it. They're playing volleyball at the rim and someone taps it in and it goes up and they run back. I did that. That's the football version of that is a sack. If a quarterback, like, stumbles and falls and two D linemen are close to it,

they both start celebrating. They gonna put their hands up, they both start doing their moves. Get to the dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Try to get credit. Got someone else for us to mean? I mean, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna get you. We all look alike. It's all good, we all look alike. Especially today's show. Racist. I know. I can do it. I'm gonna get to the pose.

Do you know what a word processor is? And these pose are coming from Instagram story feed. 68% of the audience says, yes, they do know what it is. They think it's word. If I say, what's a word processor? Oh, it's like Microsoft Word. I'm like, no, it was a machine. A machine called a word processor.

What else we got? Would you like to never get hangovers, not need sleep and not need coffee? 83% of the audience says yes they would. Said it was an irrelevant talent. Like what are you talking about? It's not a talent. It's absolutely a talent.

Well I guess it's not a talent because I can't practice it. It just happens. It's a mean trying to mock us for not going out. Oh for not hanging out last night? Yeah. He's trying to say that he's better than us. Yeah, I mean, that's fine.

That's cool. You already showed me who you were. Let's suppose, does David Sampson wake up in search of things to be mad about? 92% of the audience says yes he does. 92% yo. Game time. When someone says with without due respect,

is the disrespect on the way? 95% of the audience says, yes it is. I appreciate the wording more than anything. Is the disrespect on the way? I'm like yeah. Pulled into the driver. It's coming, it's on the way. I'm like, yeah. Pulled into the driver. It's coming. In routes. On the way.

Priority delivery. Yes, man. And the last poll, has Paige Bukers ever seen Paid in Full? I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say yes. Brother, I can't believe it. Two Americans, no.

I think Paige Becker's has seen it. No. 100%. Paige? Let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you a story from, this is now 10 years old, but 10 years ago, Steph Curry hadn't seen Paiden full.

That doesn't surprise me. Page Becker's not seeing it was surprising. I'm gonna tell you what surprises me. Seth Curry had. I'm like, how does that happen? Well, somebody's gotta be Taylor Griffin. You know what I mean? That's my guy.

Shout out to Taylor. TG, man, that's my guy. Great dude. But I think Seth has gone through things that Steph didn't go through. That's all I. Shout out to Taylor. TG, man, that's my guy. Great dude. But I think Seth has gone through things that Steph didn't go through. That's all I was trying to say. What was the poll result for that, Juju? 80% of the audience says no, she hasn't.

Oh, what? I can't believe that. Did you hear this woman talk? Did you hear how she played? Did you watch her? I think the people who voted on the poll probably didn't know who paid in full was. That's what it is.

I know, I look around this room for people who have seen Paid in Full and I know Jackie with the mid seen it. I guarantee you Jackie with the mid seen it. You know it. He got forced to by some like dating situation where he had to sit through it. But yeah, yeah, no doubt. Roy, you've seen Paid in Full.

Of course. Of course. Roy's seen every movie ever. Yeah, that is true. Well, not new ones. Not new ones. No? He's seen new movies.

Roy's an old movie guy. Yeah, I've seen old movies, I've seen new movies. I see where's the old movie guy? Yeah, I've seen old movies I see new movies Charlie you do a show with Dominique have you ever seen paid in full did he make you watch never even heard of it Just saw the damn same. Hey never heard of paid in full bad My response 2002 we're trying to create... It says Thriller Action? It does on this Google search.

I guess that's your drug dealer. I guess that's not the way folks would find drug dealing. Now that you say it, I don't know what else I would call it other than like... A drug dealing movie. Right, but that's not a category. It should be.

True crime, action, crime, drama. Mob movie, I guess. It stars that guy from the Eminem song, right? This guy. All right. Look, before we get outta here, I wanna sow some love, come on, my dog Jeremy, he always take a beating,

and I wanna make sure we always let Jeremy know we love you, bro. I'd mess with you heavy. Also my sister Jessica, you know I got love for you. Charlie, great job, and my dog Chris, of course, you know what I mean, bravo. I just wanna make a statement, brother. brother, like you out there listening or watching this show, what you see on this screen right now, aside from me,

a mean Dominique, Jason and Roy, these are positive male influence, positive male black influences that we don't necessarily get to see too much. We see the rappers or the killers or whatever, the athletes who get all the praise, but these brothers got it out the mud and did it the right way. So if you got a kid out there, point them in these directions and you can see a positive black man example

and dare I say role model amongst the crowd today. Thank you brother. You can tell him to look at Jason Golf, but don't tell him to call Jason Golf because he made it quite clear earlier. I ain't got no help for you, get it out the mud like I did, right? That's it. That's it.

And you got no hand out? Right. And I would love for you to send those words to my baby mama. I would truly appreciate that. Clip it. I would love for you to do that. Juju, shout out to Juju.

I love you. Juju is phenomenal, man. We always close out the show well with Juju because he brings this positive energy, even though you want everybody to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Juju coming here showing the love, supporting everybody, even gave love to all the people

in the ship container. Yeah. This has been awesome. Yeah, great show. Shout out to you, Juju. We're up, so we won the series. We won, right? Yeah.

Yeah, we won the series. We might get a bonus game tomorrow. Might get a bonus game tomorrow. Jeremy, get us the game five. One more HeatStats, and we're up. We won the series. We won, right? Yeah. We might get a bonus game tomorrow. Might get a bonus game tomorrow. Jeremy, get us the game. One more HeatStats and we're back. And we're back. Game five. Thanks everybody.