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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
Welcome to the big, sweet, presented by Giraffe King.
Why are you listening to this show?
The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables
to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys.
I've done it.
And now, here's the marching band to nowhere,
that face and the habitual liar.
You know what I noticed?
Like, I don't know if you guys cut onto this.
So the first play of the game,
the dolphins were on offense yesterday.
They were doing that little video where all they're all
saying were they're from or whatever.
And then the dolphins had a delay of game.
And I was like, we barely got through the,
like, the linemen introduction.
Like, how did we time this so poorly?
Like, two of us probably confused too,
because he's thought the linemen are still introducing themselves.
They're still timing.
I want to record us doing one of those videos where it's like Chris Cody, FAU, and then like
you go around and then like what are you saying?
So tomorrow, we wanna produce it after the show today and then tomorrow, early in the show,
we'll be like, let's meet today's starting line of, yeah, that's such a guy's idea.
Yeah, like BMOC, but there's three of us here.
No, I mean, Chris Cody FAU. We're gonna have more of us.
We could have FIU.
There's not enough people here to fill out an offensive wall.
I would say, I would say,
there's not enough people here to fill a basketball.
You guys know what I would do?
Starting five.
I would say my middle school.
I love when they do that.
I don't like when they get training,
but I don't like it.
Just say your school name.
Chris Cody, seminal middle.
Don't be cute.
Do we have enough people here to play any sport?
No, we could play pickleball.
Like golf.
Yeah.
I'll work some play golf.
Yeah.
Double tennis.
Yeah.
That's not a good thing to do anything.
Double, you could play some pool.
So what you want?
You want John Weiner Clark University.
That's what you want.
Yeah.
Wow, John Weiner.
Right.
Stigots Clark University.
Class of 95 should have been 94. Stayed next year. Nothing wrong with, Clark University, class of 95. Should have been 94, stayed next to a year.
Nothing wrong with that.
Why dead shows?
No, I enjoyed it.
It was great.
Love myself one credit short, Billy.
Ah, classic.
Good move.
Eddie Plyyer, right?
Good move.
Thank you.
By the way, before we switch topics here, can we be serious for one second?
Of course.
So I just wanted to kind of make a note over the weekend.
We lost a super fan of the show
Ant from Loura after hours.
He passed away.
He leaves behind his wife and his kids.
Very nice guy.
We all got to know him from our appearances on Loura after hours.
He actually came down to Loura.
Moss met all of us.
Super nice guy.
Really sad situation.
So I just wanted to kind of toss that out there.
Say rest in peace to him and let his family and L and Laura after hours crew know that we're all thinking.
He was as loyal of a listener as we had.
And just like Billy said, never, like just what's said in random DMs, always complimenting
random things we did, just really sad to hear that he passed away.
Are we doing anything for him?
We should.
We should reach out and see if there's anything we could do.
But I didn't even know he was sick.
I wish I would have heard that before, so I could have like reached out to him. I had no idea. I was on there's anything we could do. But I didn't even know he was sick. I wish I would have heard that before.
So I could have like reached out to him.
I had no idea I was on their show recently, I think.
Yeah.
But that's just like a close group, man.
And it's just really cool like the.
There are close group of people who love this radio program.
Yeah.
Or podcast as kind as I have experienced.
So it definitely R.I.P.
I think we should try to figure out how to do something for the family, if we can.
Moving on, there's no way to transition.
Yeah, I brought you kind of in a best spot.
That's okay.
I just, I did why I wanted to make a note of it
and make sure that you do.
I'm glad you did, seriously.
Thank you for doing that.
He's also in first place in our fantasy football league.
Yeah.
You guys should take the season.
If I win, I'll give his family whatever that's for you.
I think you should just call it a season.
Everybody should take the, give the family the money. Yeah. just call it a season. Everybody gives the family the money.
Yeah.
I'm with you, but I don't run the league.
Who's a missioner?
I have no idea.
Who else is in the league?
A bunch of fans.
Well, like a bunch of fans who would not agree to that.
I think that they would.
Okay.
That's nice.
See if you can make it happen.
Chalk the season.
Hey, look, this is for for one of us.
Yeah.
All right.
I hope they still set his line.
To a league vote, Bill. Yeah, I think that that can't have a bunch of buy.
I know. I think that's a plan. Is there set up the best team every week?
Yeah. Is a really a team. Do you do polls with your fantasy? Like you have like, you know,
the commissioner will ask a question. We have in the group chat. Yeah.
Well, I think that should be a poll for your fantasy league. It's who the assholes are.
I mean, that's say no. Oh, wow. Make them say yes or no.
Okay. I'm ready. It would probably say no.
Wow.
Really?
I'm just taking it.
I'm just taking his shadow.
Just kidding.
Who's just going for it?
You just put it out of my friend.
I just said something really mean about him.
So I had to make it happen with my friends.
Yeah.
Tony, who gets fired first, Brandon Stanley or Sean McDermott?
I think Staley gets fired for it.
You can't fire Sean McDermott after the turnaround that they've had for that team, but it
just seems like every week Staley finds a new way to just make himself look like an idiot.
And he's trying to fool us with the beard, trying to hide on the sidelines.
Nobody, we see you.
We know exactly who you are.
There are two wins.
Do you guys know who the two wins for the chargers of this year?
Vikings who are what, one in five or something terrible.
And the Raiders who just lost 30 to 12 to Tyler Tyson badge and a run.
They're losses though.
Our bait like their losses are who are their lost dolphins, chiefs.
Sure.
Their losses are, I'm just saying do they probably have a stinker in there too, but eight
and O'Connell, 10 to 13, one touchdown, one interception.
Eight O'Connell's nice.
But I think Josh McDaniel said this isn't the right.
He's lawyers still in the league.
How about I know this guy and also the Titans to by the way, who's the quarterback for the
bears?
I say his name to me Tyson, agent, agent.
Now, I know he ended up playing fine, but before that in the first quarter and all time
sad quarterback matchup, like Brian Hoyer versus I've already forgot his name.
I'm just saying I just want to keep that quarterback match up in our brains.
Yeah, that's for the rest of the year.
See if we can beat that is.
Hoyer is hoyer.
They're just because Josh McDaniel's is doing him a solid.
Yes, I was.
That's praise.
He knows the offense.
No, he knows that.
No, he does.
He does.
No, but that's not he does the offense.
That's like, yo, your boy, here's a job.
No, look, that's a hawk who I think we're going to have.
Hawks said it was his best friend.
One of his hawks back.
Then he's just pink.
Not, no.
Oh, hawkins.
Yeah, hawk Andrew Hawkins.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What was Hawks said?
You guys think McDermott can actually get fired though?
He's not one of the, he's not on the high.
He should be fired.
Not on the high.
What do we do?
They have to get a bear in the playoffs for some time.
We can fly a hotter seat than McDermott.
No, I think it's stale.
It's stale.
No, but like I don't want to be a second.
Bryce, time out stale.
When you have Keenan Allen, you have Austin Eccler,
you have, I'm gonna come up with my hot seat.
You have Herbert, top five Leal Mac, you have a Bosa.
I'm gonna come up for the next for Big Sui,
a top five hot seat coaches drinking.
Well, okay, we learned that Bill Bileshack is not a hot sea because he signed an extension.
And he wanted. And they really wanted you to know they kept saying lucrative and then
they asked him and he's like, I did that impression already. I said I wasn't going to read
the idea already. I'm sorry about that. It's okay. But no, I think Stanley probably is
going to get fired. And I think McDermott should be fired. I'm just going down on the
best quarterbacks in the NFL. You have done nothing with him. In fact, the game that that sticks out the
most on his resume is again, they lost the Kansas City. The great game though. I was
a lot. Can we can we can we can we can we love that game so good. But he lost more happened
in one minute that happened in like the entire game last week. Can we play the hot cold
game? Sure. All right. So it's hot, like lukewarm, maybe it's the cold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, but this is going to be talking about the hot seat.
So it's hot cold seat.
Oh, like what is that?
Yeah, so I'm going down,
confident or division by division.
So what are you going to do?
Give us all the things our possible choices are.
Like is it freezing?
Well, you can, you can, I don't want to give you,
I don't want to live in.
You can say the adjective.
Exactly right.
Yeah.
So like if you want to say trope, you can say trope.
Like frostbite.
Like yeah, whatever you want to say, say it.
Okay.
Trope.
Yeah, exactly right.
Okay.
One more.
Mike McDaniel's fine.
He's fine.
He's woolly mammoth frozen.
Woolly mammoth, okay.
For now.
All right.
He's like up a milkshake.
You put in the freezer and it's like so frozen, they have to leave it out for like
two days.
Like concrete.
Yeah, I hate that.
Put in the fridge. Yeah, it's like, oh my wife, she gets me a milkshake, days. Like concrete. Yeah, I hate that. Put it in the fridge.
Yeah, it's like, hold on.
Tell my wife, she gets me a milkshake, she puts it in the freezer, I got a thawed
out in the fridge.
There's nothing different, like ice cream at that point.
Trying to spoon out like, oh it's enough.
Frozen milkshake.
But the fridge.
You know what happened to me the other day?
So I get, I have a orange ice cream.
I don't know why the color is important, but the ice cream.
My ice cream scoop snapped in two.
That's how cold the ice cream was.
Inside the ice cream? The spoon portion of it stayed in and the handle stayed in my hand
It snapped is like a metal part with like a with a plastic handle and it snapped at the handle I had to buy a new one
I've never had ice cream that frozen before but still delicious
Oh these are
I'm gonna say I'll anywhere what if I went on sale and you scooper
No, I I overpaid if I'm gonna be honest with you
But it was one of those things that I needed it
I needed to have that orange ice cream. I love
It's like orange flavored orange color orange sherbert. Yeah exactly right. Yeah, I love that. Yeah
So much ice cream right?
Mm-hmm rainbow sherbert at basket robins the best sherbert in the history of sherbert. I'm fine with the sherbert
I have no idea. It has to be something
It's helpful to be something. Yeah
All right.
So, uh, McDaniel, McDaniel is good.
McDermott, hot seat, hot seat.
It's hot.
I think it's like toasty.
I think you know, when you, when you go into the car and you forget that you put the heat
only a few minutes, so it's somehow you're like, ooh, it's a little toasty in here.
You know what it is?
It's like, when you're down here in South Florida and that one time of year, you have to turn
the heat on.
Oh, God.
And it starts smelling like you feel like your house is burning.
It's a fire.
Yeah.
McDermott is at the early stages of.
And for like, what is this?
And then for like 10 seconds, you're like,
this is the perfect temperature.
And then 10 seconds later, you're like,
it's hot to shit in here.
Yeah, I'm sweating.
How you doing off?
Yeah.
You go to the pool.
And every no, 76 could feel this hot.
Roberts, you know what's weird about that is yeah.
Robert Salas good.
He's a good coach.
He's got himself at least next year there.
Not a good coach.
He's safe.
He's not a safe.
I don't think he's a good coach.
I don't think he's too excited to be there.
Yeah.
He's safe though.
He's safe.
Three and three.
They're in the mix.
They put the giants coming up this week off a by week.
It's going to be incredible.
The chat.
I know, but it will hold on a second with the jetty, be the Eagles. The dolphins just
lost to them football.
Yeah. And then you got giants, chargers, readers, bills, dolphins, five.
Oh, no, they got through the first six. The first six were talking. They got three, three,
and three. He's fine.
We're never going to ever make it through other coaches. Okay.
Okay.
Palatechek is good. Harbaugh's good. Yeah.
Tomlin is good. I don't thinkicheg is good, Harbaugh's good, Tomlin is good.
I don't think anyone's more good than Harbaugh's.
The fanski.
I don't know.
I think he's fine.
I think he's fine.
I think he's fine.
Yeah.
The defense is really good.
He's one of these offensive guys that just because of how good he is at offense, that I feel
like he's not going to get fired.
Yeah.
How did that team score 39 points only throwing for 170?
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
And no touchdowns.
Crazy.
Deep down.
That's how. Zach Taylor is a little bit warm. A little bit., that's how. Zach Taylor is a little bit warm.
Little bit.
You don't think Zach is a little bit warm.
I have my top five whenever you guys want it.
Okay, let's just do that.
I'll pass you.
Number five.
He said big suey.
Okay, I'll save it.
That's a different game.
Totally different game.
This is big suey.
Boom, so we're good.
Number five, Frank Reich.
What, it's already on the hot seat?
Frank Reich, oh and six.
He's not hot seat.
You're on the hot seat. I oh and six you're on six you're on the hot seat
I don't care. I don't care rookie QB. He's first year with the team enough jobs for Frank right
Number four yes, I'll get this name right Dennis Allen
Derek are just needed more I Need more out of them.
Their defense.
I feel like people thought was okay.
Derrick Kars they signed and they're still, he completed 30 passes.
12 of them went to Alan C'mon.
Number three, Sean Payton.
Alan.
Good going.
No way.
He just signed.
He just no way.
I know it would cost him a lot, but that's not, I'm not worrying about that part of it.
I'm just talking about his performance so far.
He's actually fixed Russell.
Russell hasn't been mad. Has been mad. Not'm just talking about his performance so far. He's actually fixed Russell. Russell hasn't been bad. He hasn't been bad. That is just a weird vibe. It's
Sean's fault.
Number two, Josh McDaniel. That guy's, that guy's rolling off very quickly. I mean, number
one, we all know a number one. He always does. He always does. That's what's on the
ball. He's on the ball with him., you'll always go back to New England with Brian Hoyer.
That's the ball, but this Bailey's happy character.
Brian Hoyer is going to be backing up.
Number one, we can all say together.
Number one is Brandon Staley.
Brandon Staley.
Okay.
Frank, Frank, a lot of brand new coaches on that list.
I have Stanley being fired today.
That's a prediction.
It is not reporting it predicted.
Don Lebertard.
I feel like we need to normalize saying the scientific terms for organs on the air.
Like someone, yes.
You know what?
If someone takes a foul ball to the penis, we should just say he took a foul ball to the
penis.
Say it.
Two guts. That free kick hit him right in the cock of doodle do.
This is the Don Limita show with this two gods.
Spencer Hall is going to join us talk some college football in a little bit.
He is the host
of the shutdown forecast. You can check it out wherever you get your podcast. I merely
mentioned to you guys, I have my fantasy basketball draft tonight and you started climbing
all over me, not really me, but my hired gun in Fernough. I told the audience years ago
that I got tired of baseball. It's too time consuming. I don't know the players anymore. And in Ferno, my friend, he loves it. And so I hired him to handle the draft,
to oversee the team because baseball is very time consuming.
Hired is such a funny way of putting that. Like usually you go in with someone on a
fancy team. Yes, split it. You're just like, no, he's hired. It's so weird. Well,
he's the best ever. You're the owner. He's a GM baseball is a high old. It's so weird. Well, he's the best ever. Yes. You're the owner. He's a GM base false
Exhausting. Yes. So instead of just not participating, you're buying. I want to ask you what the split is,
but I don't believe I'll get it on his stance. No, not a chance 50 50. That's not
Well, then you don't hire how do you guys split the team and he does all the work? If anything, he's just caring you
It's his team and you're giving you a part of it. He is carrying us. We have one. I think since it's
for no join our league, we have won six of the last eight seasons. How'd you do this
here? We finished it second in the money, in the money, second place, which he's very
upset about. Like that's going to keep him up at night. But I was saying I had my basketball
draft tonight. I flew in late last night. We're doing the show. Billion, I have already done
God bless football. Now we're on to our second show. There's no way I'm
making it up for a 7 30 NBA draft. And you guys started in Climby. Yeah. It's two. You're
going to be up at 7 30. No, I'm not. Monday night. I hope I you're going to be who's
playing tonight. San Francisco and Minnesota. Oh, that's not a great game. I mean, I mean,
yeah, we're gambling again though. Yeah, but you started asking me well I'll just let him for no handle it for you and I said he doesn't do basketball. It's too easy for him
Yeah, that's a good. He said that. That's why it is too easy for has he won basketball before he's never done basketball
And it's not too easy for him. He just doesn't do it. How about win fantasy basketball and then say how easy it is and then win again
Exactly and then win again and when do and then win again?
Why doesn't if if anything baseball is too easy for him if he's actually won as you claim
six out of eight years, I would stop doing baseball pretty good.
How much money do you make without the cheating?
What how much money do you know you are cheating?
You brought in a ringer.
You're a hungry salary.
No, I'm saying how much do you win in this league?
Oh, there are, I mean, it depends on the year, but it can go up as high as, you know,
$75,000 US. I mean, divided by two, push themselves away from the, do the math
on that, Billy, divided by two with a slight percentage. My way, 40 gram maybe because you're
the face. So you get more close to the 60 tone. In what world would you guys pay 50, 50,
but you get more winning? He doesn't pay. I pay I was we always win. Does he pay to do this for you? Of course he does then what is in it for him?
Nothing an idiot. Why doesn't he just get a league and win all the money from himself?
You don't do any you're just friends like I have a league that I split with my friend where I'm really the one making all the
Decisions right and he's just along for the right he follows the scores and he's involved financially, but I'm the one who makes all the decisions.
I realize what Inferno is.
Inferno is like when you're playing poker
and you're trying to get to that underground game,
you need the big fish to get you into the table.
That's what Stu is.
Stu is Inferno's big fish.
He's playing homelinks for 100 bucks for 12 hundred bucks.
He got him to the table on a 75 grand league.
That's why Inferno's there.
Yeah, great, but he's been in this league for six years.
And he's a hundred grand.
What do you have?
Dump stew. What do you mean? Dump stew.
Dump you. He doesn't need you for anything. You bring nothing to this.
He's a legacy league. These are people I've known for 40 years.
How do you think in Fernos got into this league, Billy?
That's what I'm saying. You don't need him anymore.
Yeah, but I know, but I can make him go away. Just as easy.
I don't want to because he keeps winning.
I mean, I want you to be honest with us.
Has there been a little like tension with the, you know,
because he does all the work and he's not getting 50%
maybe he like a player, he doesn't like a player,
but you're like really draft this guy kind of a jury
Jones. I never say that like that's it.
I don't even do the draft.
He does the draft.
You do nothing.
Exactly right.
I got one here.
All right, so he's not a part of basketball.
You have that draft tonight.
He's not a part of basketball.
How much, just a wet is whistle, just to do the draft for you.
And you do everything else.
He, like, give me 200 bucks.
Just come on, do this draft, couple hours.
Couple of bucks.
I mean, this guy is a, he's a, he's very successful.
Okay.
He wants a U-Pan.
You damn rich people.
You damn rich people. I like, you know, the common folk here, the common folk here.
If I ever billied $200, if I ever, me, if someone I was like, hey, can you come help me
do 200 bucks?
I'm like, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I, I, I'll, right now.
All right.
Tonight 200 bucks.
No, I had to.
PSA, PSA right now.
I don't even know how you reach out to me, DM me, tweet me, find me on Cameo, whatever.
I will do any person on earth fantasy basketball for them for 200.
I'm not going to say I'll do anything we're doing.
Send me, really, my guy, send me $200 and I will draft your fantasy basketball team for you.
I don't know if they'll be good or not, but I will do it for you.
If you want that distinction in your life, Billy draft my fantasy basketball team for me,
I will do it for you for $200.
I'll do it for a hundred bucks.
Really?
What is this?
Undercut the market.
Can I get lower, please?
Why are we doing this?
I might know more basketball.
It's only $50.
Lewis, I mean my team would be dreadful, but $50 is $50.
I'm trying to start a business here.
Why are you trying to pull me out of business?
How about we go into business together?
I don't want to share the money with you.
75 bucks.
Right.
Right, we know.
We can do more. We can do more. We can do Right. Right, we know. We can do more.
I'm losing a $50.
50.
My price has gone up to $300 now.
Mine's gone down.
You're going down.
$90.
$90.
I have two children that I need to tend to.
My wife will not like that I've offered
to just draft strangers fantasy teams for them.
I am happy to draft your fantasy team for you on sale now.
$250.
Lewis, go ahead, say that again in my head,
Seth, so people can hear it.
I've got three kids, I'll do 50 bucks.
I'll do 50.
Well, great audio.
Yeah, for it.
Oh, the audio, very clear.
Yeah.
So who's doing my draft?
Because I'm not, I'm not making it.
250 for me, if you want me to do it.
Is, is there anything worse than making the wrong fantasy
football decision, like with your starting line up?
There's not something worse. Not many, Billy. decision, like with your starting line up.
There's lots of things to worst, not many, Billy.
I mean, this is right up there.
When you have made the wrong decision, the worst feeling in the world.
I went to one yesterday if I started to to out well.
That's what I'm talking about.
Why is to outlaw and get to you?
I'm talking about that.
To talk about.
That's what a lot of buys this week.
Have a high-pay football.
How about not never six teams at once.
Right. How about that? How do you feel about the buy week? I hate when my teams on a buy.
I even though the jets won the buy week, they did because the dolphins lost bills lost to
the jets one. I respect their need to heal their bodies. You really think the jets are still
in it. I do. Yeah. Of course. They're in the mix. If there was a graphic right now, jets
would be in the mix. Yeah. They're in the mix of overachieving teams who have no shot.
What do you mean?
I mean, they're not a three in without Aaron.
What's that?
What did they get Aaron back though?
That's crazy.
We're things happen.
He was throwing like, I don't think it happened.
Right.
I mean, we're things happen when you're when your store player goes down.
You galvanize.
You rally around Zach Wilson.
The defense plays a little bit harder than they normally would because they don't have the cushion of having
Avin of Aaron Rogers. And so they play better. And that's what you're seeing with the Jets. I mean, you are. So I think that the defense is good enough.
It's why Aaron went there. They're good enough.
Has ooze the mentalist jumped the shark. Yes. Yeah.
Feel like I saw him on game day.
It's all on game day. This week.
Feel like I saw him on game day. He's so among game day this weekend.
I was just like, and we probably did it too late too.
We had him in and I just feel like he's doing the same stick.
He's doing this thing where he's clearly writing while talking to you.
And you know, it's like we get it, dude.
You're not really doing magic here.
Wow.
Hope this doesn't go viral and he's going to be like,
I'll blow your mind.
What do you mean?
You just thought of the number eight and be like,
shit.
I did just think of the number eight.
I love his rebuttal to like someone question.
That's how he gets your back.
It's not on the number 22.
And I'm like, oh, fuck, I did.
Stop cursing.
Guys, come on, we're short staff today.
By the time this podcast is out, it's Tuesday.
Like, what are we doing?
We're about tomorrow's podcast.
I know.
I'm done with ooze.
Is that why Tony keeps getting up on the back?
Yeah, yes, the mark to curses.
It's the closest one.
What are you done with?
Ooze.
Should be awes, too.
Yeah, it's awes, it's not ooze.
Aren't you done with days, too?
I am done in a tight end day.
I mean, come on.
What's today?
Producer day?
You being on that.
I think things, I heard someone saying before the show.
It was Monday by the way. Something is today is something. I'm just done with... Well, every day is some day. You be in on that. I think I heard someone saying before the show. It was Monday by the way.
Something is today is something I'm just done with.
Well, every day is some day.
Commercialization of society.
I mean, just hamburger day, taco day.
Right.
I'm just, it's just over.
I saw tight end day yesterday.
I'm like, someone made that up this week.
I think George Little Pan.
That's right.
Kitty cat.
It's not like it's like celebrated.
It's like the seventh annual.
It's like, no, we just decided that today's tight end there.
We're gonna remember it next year.
It's next year, that exact day gonna be tight end.
I bet it falls on a Sunday again.
I've got a couple days of what today is.
Go ahead.
Today is International Caps Lock Day.
See?
My point exact.
National Color Day.
National Mother-in-law Day.
Aqua?
Smart is cool day.
What? And National Nut Day. I love a good nut. Oh, I know you know
Wait, today's Happy National TV Talk Show Host Day. Yeah, what?
Congrats to one of the YouTube Talk Show hosts. What is it and a Roku TV Talk Show?
We've gone too far. It's just ridiculous. What is today officially saying again?
National TV talk show host day.
So DKN.
So it's your day.
Congrats.
It's your day too.
Congrats.
Doesn't feel different.
I definitely, we all host Mystery Crate, right?
It's all iPod day also.
See, iPod?
Yeah.
I think that's our main iPod day, right?
I mean, it's our own.
But I like tight end day.
I mean, why not celebrate the tight ends?
I should have taken the overs on everybody. I should have taken any time touchdowns. It would have been a great week.
Wait a second. We're quarterbacks going out of their way on tight end day to make their tight end happen. Every tight end was
exactly it. Tell all our head is best game. Yeah. Kelsey had a 5,000 y'all to touch down. Just to touch downs. No.
What happened was his tight ends were doing tight end things. No. Just showed every play every tight end made yesterday
and made it seem like tight ends were doing more than any. No. Just showed every play every tight end made yesterday
and made it seem like tight ends were doing more than any other day. Well, you think you think that
the offensive coordinators got together and whoever draws up the game plants like coach coach.
Remember it's national tight end I think it's more than coach is like hold on a quarter back spill
I think it should I think it's more the quarterbacks being like a guy you today. Wait, so Billy a
mother's day the family gathers around and we say, what can we do to make
mom happy?
So on tight ends day, you don't think the team gathers around and says, what can we do
to make our tight ends?
You're going to have a nice brunch with your tight end flowers.
If your coach is doing that hot seat immediately, hot seat.
You think all the tight ends had flowers at their locker?
At the lower.
By the way, a little birdie in my ears telling me that the days that you just read were like
yesterday's day, Tony. That's a fine guy. Like me that the days that you just read were like yesterday's day Tony
It's a fine got like all of the days you just said. Yeah, that's 20 seconds yesterday
What are today's days all of those? Yeah today is a time that's getting brunch. It's a day. Wait today's not cap locks day
Oh, wow, we missed it. Oh, you're gonna have to say anything my mother-in-law yesterday by the way. Oh geez. Why you guys feuding?
No, just national mother-in- law day. I didn't say anything.
Because I thought it was today.
Happy.
Right.
So today, sorry, yesterday, take Kyle.
I've been calling out to the speaker.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, not to that.
Today's national horror movie day,
National Boston Cream Pie Day,
Swallows Depart from San Juan.
Boston Cream Pie Day,
I'm in the back.
Come on.
What national whole day, National
two, a thousand swallows.
Swallows, you from the year?
Swallows, you from the year?
What?
Oh, tomorrow's National Bologniday.
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National financial crime fighter day.
That is lame.
Well, that's what Chris is saying.
A very wordy.
A very wordy.
A very wordy.
National Tennessee day is coming up also.
National meal day.
It's too much.
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This is the pregame for it. days October 26th, I feel like it should be October 31st. That's Halloween.
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Spugats.
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This is the Danlebatar show with the Spugats.
So, I'm on the National Day calendar that we were talking about last segment and I'm seeing National Trick or Treat Day.
And it's over 31st?
No, they're trying to make that the last Saturday in October.
I don't like that.
Leave Halloween alone.
Halloween's fine just for Halloween.
Yeah, but it's on different days though.
Yeah.
So it's Thanksgiving.
And it's always on Thursday though.
I was hoping we
did it. No, I thought we were going to move fast enough
that no one was going to catch. But the thing is there's two of
us in here. So, no, I know, but not the two sharpest tools.
You know, Tuesday, it's tools, tools on the left, tools day,
tool day. How do you feel about a Tuesday, Halloween? Not the
best. I don't really care. What's your favorite day of the
week for Halloween Thursday? I almost don't want to waste a weekend day on it.
Thursday.
Lannan, head into the weekend.
Thursday is good.
Yeah.
Nice Friday, so I way you're already off.
But you're going to work.
You're in like a strange phase in your life where Halloween is completely meaningless.
So like when you're a kid, you love Halloween.
Right.
And then like when you're like teenager college, you like Halloween.
You defer different reasons.
Yeah.
And then, yeah.
And then you're like in that stage after that pre-kid
of my own.
He's in the space now.
He's the best part of for him is buying some candy
and deciding between him and his wife.
Who's gonna answer the door when our door rings?
But you probably live in like a building
where you get like four trick-a-treaters.
Not even.
But I'm in the stage now where I, my wife, wants to do those Halloween things with
our niece and nephew who are like four and two.
So it's all about them going out.
So we have the trick-a-treat with them and the family and everything.
So sweet spot for you guys.
It's cool.
We'll poop in for like an hour and then get that out there.
It's kind of scrolled the bag.
Hey, you guys want some of this?
Sorry.
What do you got here?
Kids, let me get some kids.
Hey, Jay, let me see what you got in that. Oh, thank you.
All right, see you.
Jenny, let's go football starts in.
Like, this is a random football day.
I know, but, Max and yeah.
There's always a little action on that.
You always have an excuse.
We're in the middle of like 50 something straight days of football.
What?
Yeah, there is like 54 straight days of football every single day.
Hey, football game will be played for the next 54 days.
Well, we're in the midst of it.
Yeah, maybe that's the 40 someone did.
I'm like deep in or what?
I'm going to go out and say it.
Maxon's overrated.
It is.
Like even gambling on it.
Like I'm good to take a day off from football.
Not Wednesday.
She's CEO Wednesdays.
Check me out again this week.
Yeah.
Really?
What did they invite you back?
Yeah.
Wow.
Congratulations. Jack State. Jack's. Oh, yeah, they're pretty good
I just don't need a current verse central Michigan. Just don't need it. You don't need it
Yeah, but then you get it and you're like yeah minus six and a half
So check out this casual
Zachary people stats like oh this guy's good all right
So 48 days of daily NCAA or NFL football starts today. And that was October
4th. So we're going through mid November every day. There's going to be a game.
Hmm. I mean, there's never too much football. It's impossible. Right. We love football. God
bless football. That's what some people say. Exactly. Right. ESPN's morning show took Taylor
Swiftakes to a whole new level. The
places takes have never gone before. They're actually giving credit. They had stats this morning.
Having pulling.
And,
Oh,
Kenny.
Yeah. That was a
Hembo.
Is it with Taylor versus without Taylor?
Yeah, I saw that.
Kelsey is better when Taylor Swift attends games. The chiefs are better because of all the
guys want to impress Taylor Swift.
I mean, they're applying like real data like the chief score X amount of points when Taylor
shows up to the game. The claim they were making was the chiefs are better when Taylor shows
up the games. That's ridiculous. They almost lost the Jets when Taylor was there.
Well, I have a question for you guys that we haven't addressed yet as a nation.
What was Bernie Koseh are doing with Taylor?
That's good point.
It was Bernie with Taylor.
Oh, yeah, you got to look at this.
It was just have that picture.
I was going to be the wife.
It was Bernie Koseh are with Taylor.
Oh, yeah, a different question.
I'm sorry.
Oh, boy.
Bernie.
Yeah, look at him.
What's Bernie doing with Taylor?
How many pictures does Taylor take in a given day?
Too many.
I know this moves that he's doing of let me try to make my face seem less fat by doing something with like the tongue and like the
is that what Bernie's doing? I don't know. Maybe he's not doing it. I know the move of
let's make my face seem less fat for this picture. Now the reason. So they grew up in Ohio.
The Calcies did and Bernie Cosa was their favorite player. So therefore they invited him
to the game. Oh, the Calcies invited theishe's invited to the game. Yeah. What was your question? By the way, well, no, it's
just something that we haven't, I don't think spoken aloud. I'm sure some people are
thinking about it. We haven't spoken it aloud yet. And we're fast approaching Taylor's
international tour that will be starting in South America in November. And we're going
straight through to 2024. So what do we do?
So what you're telling me is that the chiefs are going to be bad now because Taylor's not going
to be there. What I'm asking is that's what I've been calling is telling that's possible.
So the games that she's gone to bears, they won 4110 bears are obviously a terrible team.
The jets, they nearly beat 2320 and who else the charges this week 31 17. Yes.
Bad teams.
But Travis isn't gonna have a week off.
I mean, I don't know when they're by is,
but Travis isn't gonna have time off
if they go through the Super Bowl to February.
So what is this gonna mean for their relationship?
So they're gonna do long distance.
Like how are we gonna do this here?
Because Travis can do it.
Well, I don't gonna have a choice though.
Right.
Well, Taylor can cancel her tour if this is real love.
That's what you do for real love.
Yeah, I mean.
I'm a first.
But no, but the Kelsey come first.
Yeah, but all of the viewers is Taylor's looking for love, right?
Has had some bad luck with partners in the past.
I think you found out a long-term relationship.
Yep.
I mean, if you're looking for love, it's right here.
Just show me how much you love me.
Yeah, just say sorry, Buenos Aires.
We're not going to be able to make this stop, you know?
I'm looking right now at the tour schedule to see if they fall on some days and stuff.
South America.
I'm looking right now.
I'm seeing November 9th.
I'm just seeing if they, because maybe she can make it.
Like maybe she doesn't perform on Sundays and maybe.
Yeah, we'll see. Maybe. she doesn't perform on Sundays and maybe.
Yeah, we'll see.
Maybe.
But the tour was planned before this love.
Oh, so I see what you're saying.
So you plan a tour and then you find love.
Yeah, what do you say to yourself, which is more important to me?
Exactly right.
The love of my life or the tour.
Well, because you're hundreds of millions at all.
And listen, the undersell, and the Kelseyale undersell. The Calacies are watching.
They are.
What does that mean?
They're very protective.
They want to see is Taylor willing to do what she has to do to be there for Travis and
help the chiefs win a super or or, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to solely
put this on Taylor.
Like, right.
Travis can take some time away from football.
Mm.
Could take some time away from football.
Right.
To go.
And this was for watching. Yeah, because look, I mean, Taylor has shown up to how many of these games for Travis now,
like three, four already.
I'm researching this right now.
I'm seeing the first Sunday she performs is November 19th.
Yeah.
They play Monday night that week.
So she could fly right out from Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and make it to...
And what's the show after?
They're at home.
What's the show after that?
The 24th.
Okay.
So she's got a few days off of it.
So then she plays that 26.
So the next week she performs Sunday too,
and that day they are playing on Sunday.
She's gonna miss at Raiders.
Oh, wow.
Vegas.
Oh, yeah, Vegas, yeah.
If there's one to miss though, I mean, and that's it.
How bad do you feel if you're Minnesota, the only stop that Taylor did not make in this
little stretch here?
Yeah, mini-applicant.
Oh, wait, I'm always, guys, I'm a little upset.
When's the Super Bowl?
Mid February.
February.
Second week of February?
February 11th.
Yeah, so I don't know, guys, I don't think this works out.
February. Oh, she's good. know guys. I don't think this works out. February.
Oh, she's good.
She can make it.
Super Bowl in Japan on February 10th.
I'm skipping a jump.
And then she's on Australia the 16th.
So she could technically leave Japan right after her show.
Wait, what day she into the 10th?
This is what the two boys, the 11th.
This is a basic death of a love, right?
She's one of the time zones now. What are we going to do here?
We got to do the math on that. So it's a pony. You know, just in a time zone.
Yeah, it's a quick trip from from Japan to LA is like, or no, because probably
flying. Oh, she's got a private jet. I don't see your flying on commercial.
Yeah. She flies direct every year. Yeah. No, I didn't think of that.
No, I was just thinking of me flying. So if her concert starts at 7pm on February 10th
in Japan, what time is that here?
That's the day before.
It's actually February 9th.
Oh, so we should be able to make the Super Bowl then.
Well, no.
Yeah, but then you go back, don't you?
Yeah.
When you get here, you actually fly like 17 hours to Australia.
You see what the longest flight ever.
It's 11.30 at night right now in Japan.
I think they're ahead.
They are so lucky.
No, they're definitely ahead
I'm like not like questions definitely a fantasy basketball drafts are done
They they're actually gonna know the alcohol is who will before
Damn I've missed out on 250 dollars Japanese drafts because they already had the drafts today
I made my announcement last week.
I saw which I was in Japan doing sports radio.
Why?
I'd be done for the day.
What would you be talking about?
I have no idea.
This.
Shibaz Napier winning a title or something?
Ah, buzz.
So, wow.
So you think that she may go straight from the Tokyo dome over here, quick stop in Las Vegas
before off to Melbourne.
Yep.
That's such a long flight.
Look, John, those ways.
That's so long.
That's dedication, Tony.
That's love.
That is love.
And the Kelsey's are watching.
You don't think they're watching.
I'm telling you, Donna Kelsey watching.
I mean, but honestly, if anyone like stops doing their job, it should be Travis.
Taylor made over a billion dollars touring.
Like Travis makes like 10 million dollars a year.
How much of a billion dollars is probably hundreds of millions?
Yeah, he's trying.
Don't worry.
She's okay.
If that's what you're worried about, she's okay.
She artists exploitation.
I gave away 50 million dollars and bonuses.
I want to know.
Do you think that there was a PR person
at any point over the last few days
that was like to Taylor, hey, do you know,
are you aware of what the internet thinks
of Jackson Mahomes and Patrick Mahomes's wife?
Brittany.
Brittany.
They are not.
They have a secret handshake now.
I wouldn't say that those two before
this recent spell of dancing with Taylor,
the internet wasn't a big fan of those two to put it spell of dancing with Taylor, the internet,
wasn't a big fan of those two,
to put it pretty generically.
And it's just, I just wonder,
because this PR machine is crazy with Taylor.
Like she doesn't wanna get seen next to someone
she shouldn't be next to,
and not that they've reached that level,
but I just wonder if there's any PR person
that's just like, I just say, you know,
there's, you know, maybe don't slap hands with them too much.
Do you think it's weird that it's like, all right, we're all friends here, but I'm going
to force you to be Taylor's friend.
What if you just don't actually have a good relationship with her?
Like how did my homes get his wife next to her?
Like do you think that was like, hey, she really wants to, hey, Travis, like, she went out
to dinner with her friends.
Right.
They were not a couple times right now.
So at the dinner, Taylor was like, hey, come sit next to the, Taylor breaches out there.
Well, it was Taylor's group of friends.
She was like,
I have to check with her PR person.
Right. Yes.
I just like,
I lose the Wilson.
Right.
Hey, I'm going to ask Patrick's wife to sit with me.
Okay, that's fine.
Make sure Jackson is a row behind.
Right.
All right.
Right.
But no one could foresee Bernie Cosa.
That one, that one was,
but he saw that one.
That would have been hilarious if that was just without any context
That's who she was sitting next to that one was a surprise. It was burning on one side and Bernie Cosa on the next
It's like doing a handshake. She goes does the handshake with Bernie and then flips around and does it with that?
We try to get Bernie on
Yes, yes, yes, I have his numbers. It'd be a get text. Yes. There's no way that's the same number, right?
No, for sure. You don't think that Bernie has the same number. I'm not
Sir Bernie today see if Bernie can come on today. I need it. Top five quicks with songs. Okay. You want me to ask him for real?
You think you actually know what what are we doing? It's like, Hey, can you take a picture of that? I think Bernie
No, everyone knows right? I mean, not everybody. I'm texting Bernie right now. Well, you can see that you're not
Well, I'm going to next
not everybody. I'm texting Bernie right now. We can see that you're not. Well, I'm going to next.