The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: TaylorCyst?
Episode Date: November 21, 2023Friend of the show Brad Williams was getting after it on the jumbotron at the Denver Broncos game, Stugotz clearly isn't listening and Tom Brady has become 'back in my day NFL guy'. Plus, Ron Magill j...oins to answer all animal related questions and promote his new book 'Pride Of A Lion'. Also, Lucy talks about her experience at Clemson this weekend and the quirky things that happen on gameday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Why are you listening to this show?
The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries, that
if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys.
I've done it.
And now, here's the marching band to nowhere,
that face and the habitual liar.
Yesterday we were talking about Brandon Staley melting down
and the original meltdown that we saw
that had the spit acidic phrase in it.
What do you think my mood is, Jeff?
I've told you that the aforementioned Jeff is my friend Jeff Miller who covers the chargers for the Los Angeles Times. All I
do every Sunday is send him messages wherever it is that he is making fun of him following
at 60 this team around the earth. He's probably at the Chargers' gate.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Is that wherever he is?
Well, wherever he is, they're traveling all over that game
moves.
It's not always in the same place.
Wherever he is in America, I text him to remind him
that he's been covering a loser with the end of his career
where Justin Herbert, yeah, he had the best
passer rating of anybody last week, but they lost.
Because that's what they do.
Brock Bird, he had a perfect one.
Okay, he did.
Okay, we go.
It was perfect.
I have in front of me though, Jeff Miller has just texted me that he sent me something
that our account sent out.
He just says, this is too damn funny.
Let's play for the audience.
What the video is that my friend, what do
you think my mood is, Jeff sent me here of Brad Williams, the comedian, our friend Brad
Williams who was a metal-arc correspondent at the recent Broncos game. Hope you didn't
have a beer. Let's see what we've got here. The mood around the Broncos has changed a little bit, huh?
Literally, I'm looking up at my screen.
Sal Pal has the Broncos as the biggest challenger to the chiefs in the AFC.
Wow, back in the mix.
Sean Payton coach of the year, Russell Wilson
back in the Hall of Fame.
What is sound pal saying?
The biggest challenger in the AFC to the chiefs.
What?
That's crazy.
And beat him head to head.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, based on what?
Beat him head.
Beat him head to head.
Yes.
They played him, they beat him.
I mean, but the dolphins beat the Broncos by the law. Okay them head to head. Yes. They played them. They beat them.
I mean, may be.
But the dolphins beat the Broncos by the law.
Okay, but here's the thing.
We're watching it on mute, so we don't know.
Maybe he's saying that they're going to win the division,
and they're going to beat the chiefs in the division?
I can't imagine what he's saying.
Well, let's examine this for a second, because some people are noticing that the chiefs haven't beaten anybody except the dolphins who haven't beaten anybody.
Right.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Weird.
It is weird, but I told you.
We somehow watched a game on Sunday that didn't pit winning teams against each other.
Like all of the games we were watching, only Steelers and Browns had winning teams against each other.
So you do realize that we can basically say that the jets are the only
buddy, only team do have beaten anybody this year because they beat the Eagles.
What's funny about the, what's happening with the Broncos is people never want to
disassociate a team success with a quarterback and people are assuming,
yeah, Russell Wilson's playing well. No, he's doing the exact same thing.
He was actually taking less chances.
He's actually pretty frustrating watch.
This is all the defense.
Their offense is actually worse during this stretch
than it was when they were losing the games.
What Vance Joseph has done with that defense is a story there.
I'd like to, if you don't mind,
get that sound for me of Tom Brady on the Stephen A Smith podcast because
Stugat Tom Brady has put his voice on something and he's been saying this for a
while. I don't hear a lot of people saying what Tom Brady is saying about
football. I don't even see what it is that Tom Brady is seeing
when he says this, is it simply a complaint to God
about the lack of physical football?
Is it just the flag football thing
that people are saying?
Is that what's happening?
Ah, yeah, I guess.
I mean, I think with Brady, it's interesting
because football has changed.
It's not as violent.
It's and the quarterback play.
Hold on, this is like when you're in high school.
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That was Chris Jones is a menace.
So you're talking.
That was a violent football game,
that Tom Brady is a fan of.
Your Tom Brady take is talking about last night's game.
Yes.
All right.
Where did you drift off to?
You were nodding the time.
I thought you were playing sound.
No, but where did you drift off to?
Because I said,
as soon as you called for the Brady sound,
he's like up
I don't got to listen got to be honest. I got a text from Chris Sims
And I was I was reading it and I wasn't paying attention to you
And that's not fair to you and I apologize for it. It's insincere, but I apologize
Let's play the Tom Brady sound sorry
That's where I thought you were going the sound
It's insincere, but I apologize when I I was listening, at the time I was listening,
you were throwing it to sound.
And when I came back, it's kind of like you
with a chief spet last night.
When I came back to you after reading Simms' text,
you would change the entire game.
I mean, I said several times, Stugatts.
I was trying to talk to you.
And also, there was a blanket panic in the room
because I needed the relief of someone else talking because I clearly had a frog in my throat.
So I asked you like, why started talking?
Yeah, but not when you were supposed to start talking as if you were listening and understanding
what it is that I was saying.
While I was talking Mike in his headset, hey, let's get our guys some water here.
He's choking.
All of us were saying, talk.
Yeah.
We were all pointing at you like that was to you. Right. And fairness is to you guys. I was, he's choking. All of us were saying, talk, we were all pointing at you, like that was to you.
And fairness is to you guys.
I was texted him.
Yeah, yeah.
He did.
And I was being the best teammate I've ever been.
I mean, that was, ask Mike.
I told him right in his head said,
I said, my water, let's go.
Aghwa.
Are you taking your shirt off today or not?
We'll see, I'll get back to you tomorrow.
Well, no, we had until the end of this hour,
and we're five minutes away.
Where's the Brady set?
I think there's a lot of mediocrity in today's NFL.
I don't see the excellence that I saw in the past.
Why not?
And why not?
I think the coaching isn't as good as it was.
I don't think the development of young players
is as good as it was.
The rules have allowed a lot of bad habits
to get into the actual performance of the game.
So I just think the product in my opinion is less than what it's been. I think I look at a lot of bad habits to get into the actual performance of the game. So I just think the product, in my opinion, is less than what it's been.
I think I look at a lot of players like Ray Lewis and Rodney Harrison and Ronnie Lot
and guys that impacted the game in a certain way and every hit they would have made would
have been a penalty.
Your coach is complaining about their own player being tackling and not necessarily, why
don't they talk to their player about how to protect themselves? We used to work on the fundamentals of those things all the time.
Now they're trying to be regulated all the time. Offensive players need to protect themselves.
It's not a defensive player to protect offensive player. A defensive player needs to protect
himself. I didn't throw the ball to certain areas because I was afraid players were going to
get knocked out. That's the reality. I didn't throw it to the middle when I played Ray Lewis
because you knocked him out of the game and I couldn't afford to lose a good
player. Nailed it. He looks tremendous. He does. Even for him. Yeah.
Like the year away from football, if we, if it's going to be a year away
from football, so I haven't closed the door, but the tan the skin, he looks
incredible. I, that was a hell of a point that he made made about just I wouldn't throw it to the middle of the field
because Ray Lewis would knock my player out of the game.
He's comparing some of the best safeties of all time.
Top five linebacker, like yeah,
most players aren't those guys.
Well, let's examine certain portions of this
because I want to say what the hell is he talking about.
However,
Clearly, vastly more expertise
Clearly than anyone listening to this about what it is that he is watching and anybody in the history of civilization In a longevity to play through several errors of the NFL to actually give you that first-hand experience
But he sounds like every old player who has retired from the game
complaining about how it was better than in my day. We did the fundamentals like oh we
taught guys how to not get concussions. It also ignores when he says well we'll
legislate it now that all of the rules change the moment he got hurt. Like they they
changed the rules when he was the one who was injured so what he's
complaining about is something that was legislated by the league in order to protect him above all others
to keep him healthy yes have you guys missed him this year because I think when you're watching
the NFL you're just excited for football but a lot has been made about the prime time unders and
another one cash last night and I have a whole theory that football, but a lot has been made about the prime timeunders and another one cash last night.
And I have a whole theory that we're getting a lot
of prime timeunders and a lot of bad prime time games
specifically because he's not in the league right now.
Occupying a lot of that prime real estate.
I miss him a lot.
I don't necessarily miss him in Tampa,
Baker Mayfield's been fun.
I just miss him in the NFL, making games feel like an event
and scoring and rising to occasion occasion I missed Tom Brady. He's acting though as if he didn't play
during that Brock Oswiler year I was complaining about like I don't watch
today's NFL and think the things that he thought there I don't think I'm
watching a mediocre product I think I'm watching a mediocre product. I think I'm watching the
product at the very height of human athleticism and precision that is also trying to navigate
and legislate its way around the labyrinth of all of these people are going to be hurt because
it's beyond dangerous what you're watching. It's not sustainable to keep human beings
healthy for an entire season. Like it's not, maybe you've got an assortment
of tough guys who can play through everything,
but Travis Kelsey is now being quoted to God
so it doesn't miss very many games is saying,
you have no idea how much I think about retiring.
I'm spending a lot of time thinking about retiring
because my body is so much.
Started dating billionaire,
I'd be thinking about the end too, a little bit.
We tried scooping up reasons as to why the chief's offense
isn't as good, and we're blaming the receivers
and you're accurate to point out,
well, they had very similar receivers last year.
No one wants to just admit that defenses are better.
All the defenses have been built over these last few years
to stop with or seeing in Kansas City
because it's a cheat code
It damn near gets you into the Super Bowl every year
They're built to stop the read the read option as they were when Kaepernick was destroying the league with the Niners
And now the the Eagles are trying to do it like you can only dominate for so long Tom Brady
He's the only person that knows what it's like to dominate throughout eras and he went up against these brilliant players
That were just designed to knock people out because that was the only way that you can, that's the
only way that you can stop this guy.
It's a great era for defense and that is not sexy.
Not nearly as sexy as him.
He does look great and you're not joking when you say getting the football off of him has
probably refreshed him because I don't think we understand.
I'm full of that brutality.
But look at the difference between this clip, how good he looks, and that ring video doorbell
of Bill Bella check leaving that place on Worcester.
Like look what the separation has done to both of these individuals.
Good audio.
Jaylen Hertz is now Stugat's 23 and 2.
Winner.
Winner. The starter for Philadelphia.
Do it in the Super Bowl.
Well, we did.
He was the best player in the suit.
He's a winner, Dan, but do it in the Super Bowl.
You got to cap it off.
This is the best chance guys like Jalen Hertz, Lamar Jackson,
to a they've ever had of winning a Super Bowl.
Why?
Because Mahomes is not as good as it used to be.
That offense is not as good as it used to be. That offense is not as good as it used to be.
Burrows out, rogers is out. They all have opportunities here. Go get it, Jalen Hertz.
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Don Lebertard, Dave Cooley is with us. Did you see the shambling documentary Judd Apertau did?
Stugats! Yeah, I was in it. This is the Don Lebertard show with his Stugats!
Stugats, the listeners, as always, anytime we tell them or ask them to do anything, to support anything,
they do it very strongly. So the pride of a lie
in the book that Ron McGill and Greg Cody have done together is selling very well and
a portion of the proceeds last week go to the Ron McGill substantive endowment. Greg Cody
having gotten what he wanted from the show last week, which was promotion for this book
and bestseller status, immediately took this Tuesday off and treated this as if it's not his job where he has to do things he got the promotion that he wanted and so he's not here today and
Chris Cody has said it's because he's on assignment, which is just bullshit
It means that he wants to fry a turkey on Thursday barefooted and he's getting ready and it's not he said assignment
I was like, really?
What is that?
He doesn't go anywhere.
He writes columns in his underwear in the office
that he hasn't changed.
And he's going to job to do.
And he's writing for the heralds.
Yeah.
Right.
Yes.
It's Tuesday.
It is Tuesday.
And his job's not so hard getting ready
for the dolphins game on Friday.
It's Tuesday, but in terms of football,
we get Greg's Thursday now because of the Friday game.
Right.
Are you guys thinking?
Thank you, Billy.
Yes, I was gonna say that, but I mean,
he's not here.
You don't need to defend him the same way.
It's, right, it's unnecessary.
I get it when he's here.
Billy gets me.
Billy gets me.
He doesn't understand a hard day's work.
That's what Greg does.
Not every time.
Chris, I don't believe there's an enjoyment
that I get around here that is better
than your father perpetually thinking
that Billy is actually on his side.
It's honestly dumb.
I am.
It's I feel bad.
I don't think my dad's picked up on it.
I feel bad for how dumb it is.
Are we talking animals or what are we doing here? Is that a question? I am. Yes, you can ask in a shite. I'm bad. I don't think my dad's picked up on it. I feel bad for how dumb it is. Are we talking animals or what are we doing here?
Is that a question?
I am.
Yes, you can ask in a short time.
I sit in wonder, I do.
How do you not get that you're making fun of you?
It is why Greg Cody likes, it is,
it is one of the greatest magic tricks pulled around here.
Greg Cody absolutely likes Billy more than everyone here.
Yeah, his own son and Billy is making more fun of him.
His son's rude to him.
If we're going to be perfect. But you are too. You're just in disguise. You're insulting.
You're insulting his intelligence. You're worse. It's not false. It's the ultimate truth.
The poor old man than you. It is obvious to everyone listening, Billy. And it is one of the
reasons that you're so popular,
that you will endorse and co-sign whatever absurdity Greg Cody offers, and all he does
is offer absurdities.
And your greatest trick is that the chief participant, you have him fooled.
He absolutely believes that he's never had someone who's more of a soulmate, more
seen pottygo, than you.
You agree with everything that he says. had someone who's more of a soulmate morsel potico then you you agree with everything that he said he's often right
the pride of a lion
is out now and you can get it wherever it is you get books uh... run i have some
videos to play for you uh... here but what was the question billy that you had
for run so run recently in the news we saw that unfortunately you had to put
down a tiger at the zoo because the tiger had cancer.
We also recently realized that there is a tiger born.
I was wondering if the tiger that was born, I believe in September, was the spawn or child
of the tiger that had to be put down.
Yes, she is.
I'll be making a much more official announcement on Thanksgiving.
I'll be sitting out some video and some photographs, but she is in fact the the
daughter of Barani. So the the circle of life comes to life right here as you
might. Did Billy just nuke your big Thursday announcement at the zoo that
no, no, no, the zoo put out on social media that this cat was born, but they didn't
put any pictures or any video with it.
They just put like a still shot of an ultrasound image,
kind of like the thing that married couples do
and they want to announce for pregnant.
But there's no shot to the cup that'll be coming out
on Thursday.
I'll be sending that out with video
and pictures that I took out there.
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but was there an error mystery to this?
Like, or was he the only possible father?
He's the only possible father, Mike.
Way to go. Thank you. Well, I don't think it's that big of a surprise run. No, no, it's
not. Well, I mean, you said it was a big announcement. He's a part of the surprise was that
the cup was more bring more and out. There's only one possible side. Well, you said DNA test.
Right. He said big announcement. Not big surprise. It's a big announcement. That's all.
That's right. And and you know in all
reality might could have been artificial insemination from sperm collective from another
tiger to another zoo is that has happened see well speaking of that there's a story I
want to get to about origin uh... an argentinian president who has cloned dogs will get to
that in a second but first i want to play a lobster video for you here run tell me what
it is that's happening here main lobster is half blue half brown half male half-male half-male half-female it is
blowing up on TikTok the lobster is named Bowie after David Bowie yeah it's
currently looking for a science center or an aquarium to adopt it let's see
this lobster this is the coolest lobster I've ever seen.
Not only is it split 50-50 right down its back, blue and normal.
But if you look underneath, it's actually half male, half female.
The blue side is a male, the normal side is a female.
Split 50-50 perfectly. Super pretty blue. Very cool.
You got to throw that in the tank and just eat it right up.
Ron, what are your thoughts there?
Well, it's a hermaphrodite.
And being a hermaphrodite is not common, but not unheard of in a wide variety of animals.
I mean, I remember photographing her hermaphrodite lion in Africa that, you know, had female genitalia
but grew a mane and had internal testicles.
Hermaphrodites do occur in many different types of mammals, including humans,
though people don't discuss it much.
The blue coloration is a genetic mutation.
Blue lobsters are incredibly rare, but it obviously is carrying that gene, and so half
of it turned out blue, half of it turned out normal.
That's just a genetic mutation.
Just like somebody has blue eyes, somebody has brown eyes.
It's just blue and a lobster is incredibly rare.
These animals can live, you know, they've been sent to live close to a hundred years
So here you have a hermaphrodite. It's interesting. I don't know if she's actually or he's actually reproductive or not
But it is a hermaphrodite a very unique coloration. So it's a neat album
What are the challenges in the animal kingdom of being a hermaphrodite? Any any to speak of?
Well the challenges are you may not be reproductive
You may not be able to successfully reproduce and and you're going to have competition from both
sides.
Males might fight you for territory, might fight you for the privilege to be with the
females, and if you're not fully male, you might be at a disadvantage because you've
got half female, you don't have maybe the total amount of strength hormones that you need
in there to fight the male.
If you're a female, half female, you female, you not gonna be reproductive, but you might be, you know,
actively pursuits, let's say, by other males on a constant basis,
without really getting any benefit from it.
Ron, our animals in the wild, ever just like best friends, or
Er, is it always just about?
What? Jesus. Wow.
I've listened to this program. Why are you working? I know I get emails. mean listen to this program. Why are you working?
I know I get emails kids listen to this program. We believe all the effort
Why are you but there was not a necessary? I'm just saying in the animal kingdom
I'll like he was just he was just talking about how it's always about sex
They have friends there are there are there are
For there are a fact animals that are friends there are animals that develop bonds that stay with each other for long periods of time,
are very dependent on each other's company.
And yes, it's not always about the sex.
And having said that though, sex is not always about reproduction either.
We've heard that myth that animals have sex only to reproduce,
and that is not true.
There are certain animals that enjoy it just
for the enjoyment. Dolphins. We've been showing you dolphins are the greatest example. Are
they not there? Well, but bonobos, pygmy chimpanzees too, unbelievable. Who is more unbelievable
there? The chimpanzee or the dolphin in terms of sex for pleasure? I think I want to
have to say it's the bonobo, the pygmy chimpanzee because not only do they sex for pleasure. I think, I think I want to have to say it's the Bonobo,
the Chimping chimpanzee, because not only do they enjoy
for pleasure, but that's how they settle every dispute.
There's no physical violence in the Bonobo community,
in the culture, everything is settled with sex.
Yeah, I agree.
At your zoo, you have chimpanzees,
and might mean takeaway, whenever I see those chimpanzees,
or man, their asses are inflamed, what is it getting?
Okay, well, but it's not it's not there it's not their
butts is the the looks like the asshole of the female it's the vulva of the
female that gets very swollen when she's a vagina that looks like that well
the vulva the out outward parts of it gets swollen to basically become a very
visual signal to the males that she
is ready to reproduce. So when she's at the peak of recycle, that blows up like a big, huge
pink balloon. And many people think it's some kind of tumor or something, but it's really
a physical sign to the males that she's at the peak of sexual reproduction.
Ron, what animal likes sex the least? I'll be on the sun.
Oh god. I've heard cows have best friends.
Cows do have best friends.
A lot of them, listen, you go to racetracks, for instance.
They have horses that have goats and the stalls with them, or different other small ponies
and such, because it keeps them calm, it keeps them settled.
They are actually bonded to these animals.
Dogs have best friends with us, but also have best friends and other
dogs. I've seen best friends with cats. Animals developed really incredible allegiances
to other animals. I've seen it not only in domestic animals, but also in the wild.
Do you want to answer Stugat's question? Is there an animal or animal cage?
You answered it. More likely to be asexual in different? There's no animals that are truly asexual. There are animals
that, you know, when they re-affirming the octopus has its reproductive organ in one of its legs,
and when it reproduces, sometimes the female literally bites off the leg, has to develop another
reproductive organ and another one of its legs. So that's kind of a bit of a huge sacrifice in my book.
In anybody's book, I think there are, I don't think there are books that don't have that
as a huge sacrifice.
I believe it does not just your book.
Your book is a line of a lion.
You could get that wherever it is you get your books.
I think that's, we can all agree on that.
Put it on the pole.
And we can't agree on anything.
At Levitard's show, does it seem like a huge sacrifice
to lose your genitalia during sex?
Yes.
I want to play for you.
We've been playing for you bare videos.
This is a thief of a bear.
The bear is stealing a lasagna.
Let's see what it is that this bear does inside of a home
with stairs.
Hit it.
All right, so.
No, no, no, no, no, no, this just doesn't have sound.
Right.
So you have to play play by play right now.
Security video.
You have to say what you think the bears go
another refrigerator.
The bear smells.
Understand the bear's nose is one of its number one
determining factors of its behavior.
It smells before it sees before it hears.
That's grabbing stuff out of the fridge.
This is no big surprise.
Anybody who lives in Bear Country knows it.
Any Bear can follow Smith.
Oh my God, it's going up.
How to window.
I love it.
Tame, and I think did it come into the front door
through that window, but that's fantastic.
Left the freezer open.
And that's the freezer open.
That's a big room.
Yeah, grab the whole lasagna.
And entire lasagna. Yeah, listen, whatever had
the most powerful smell coming out of that fridge of freezer is what that beer is going
to grab. And that's that's just no surprise. Like I said, beer sense of smell is unbelievable.
It's many, many times stronger than human beings. Roy, you wanted to ask Ron something.
I'm going to put I'm going gonna put the president of Argentina up here,
a photo of him with his clone dogs.
He's got five of them.
They were made in a laboratory in upstate New York.
Yeah, my question based off of that is,
would you ever clone your dog?
He has five clones based off his dead dog.
You know, I miss my dog more than words can say.
I just, I, cloning more than words can say I just
Cloning is just crossing a line for me that you know unless it's it's a last ditch attempt to to save a species
I think every individual should live as itself and pass on as itself and live with the memories
I think it's very dangerous when we start trying to bring
Individuals back from the dead so to speak
And that's basically what he's trying to do there. So I'm not a big fan of cloning unless it's something again to save a species
Put it on the pole, juju. Is it very dangerous to bring animals back from the dead?
You know what I mean, Daniel putting words into my
You know what I mean, Dan, you're putting words into my words. You know what I mean? You're words.
I'm not kidding.
I understand.
I think when we clone an animal, we're
expecting to see that very same animal that we lost come back.
And animals certainly have genetic material that
makes up their character, but that's also a product of their environment.
So you have to be very careful on your expectations.
Yeah, but this is fifth clone.
This is like that Michael Keaton movie, Multiplicity.
Like it will get dumber and dumber and dumber and dumber and dumber and it's not one rape.
All that one. It's not one dog. It's five of them. He's not just, but it's your dog.
Yeah, but it's five of them. It's not your dog. It's five of them.
Yeah, it's true. I think that's an extreme and I'm not a fan of it.
It's not your dog. It's five of them from a lab in New York that you had Amazon in.
Like, that's not your dog. It's five of them from a lab in New York that you had Amazon in like that's not your dog anymore
It's five robot dogs from upstate New York. It's not the same thing
That's creepy guys just think about it. They did that with a person and you have five of the same person of the one that you knew
I mean it's done that give you the creeps it gives me a little bit of a creeps
Yeah, but you're prolonging the relationship with something that you love very, very much.
Oh, you're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love.
You're not something that you love. You're not something that you love. You're not something that you love. You're not something that you love. You're not something that you love. eighth one of this dog well i think this uh... this this technique is also not been perfected and i
you know remember dolly the chic when she died she died you know a little bit
prematurely and there was
quenky things about that
i don't know to be a sounds like a horror film so i'm not i'm not i'm not a big
fan
one straight to health
the pride of a lion is the name of the book he did it with the red codey ron thank
you happy thanks giving. Enjoy the holidays.
Same to all of you guys. Thanks for everything. Take care.
Indivisible.
Don Lebertard. Did you ever have a crush on a cartoon character?
Oh, can I go? This isn't my question, but I did. Jessica Rabbit. Who frame Roger Rabbit?
Yes. Yes. I think she was married to Roger rabbit
Even though he was a bunny and she was a humanoid, but they were both cartoons stoo gots. I had a crush on Betty rubble
Oh wow
What
With a surprise nomination from stoo got
with a surprise nomination from Stugat. I mean, showing you is dirty, dirty, inter-nine-year-old.
VCs, they done lebatar show with this stugat.
I think he has to worry about that because the age difference.
I'm just wondering.
It's not a pro long.
It's not a pro long relationship.
It's a real long relationship.
It's a real long relationship.
It's a real long relationship.
It's a real long relationship. It's a real long relationship. It's a real long relationship. It's a real long relationship. It's aloving relationship. I'm really not a concern. I mean, well, I have learned recently
that these things don't always happen in the age order
that they're supposed to happen in,
but what's to God saying about prolonging Valerie?
I would not be prolonging Valerie.
I'd be getting a sex robot from an upstate New York lab.
And that wouldn't be the same thing.
Well, I mean, what's the matter with you?
I don't know, I'm just...
When are we doing this shirtless penalty?
Billy, I'm gonna test your...
I'm fifth.
Okay, Iron Fist, if he doesn't do this by the end of the week,
you're out as commissioner and juju is in.
That's how it works.
It is how it works.
It's how it works beginning right now.
If he doesn't do this for you,
I can be bought by the end of the week.
I don't make anything for do it.
Well, if you don't want Billious,
I'm just doing this as community service,
trying to keep the train on the track.
Right.
Mike is confused as to why I said that.
If you don't want Billious commission anymore,
I won't do it, you know?
I want you to do it.
It's what I want.
I heard this in the whole line.
That is right about that.
It would be for Billious.
Thank you, Billious.
Well, no, he's also doing it for Dan
because Dan doesn't want me in this role
because he knows that I'm taking it seriously.
And people, listen, you can question my tactics.
If you want, it's undeniable that punishments
are being paid off at a record pace this year.
Yep.
By Lucy.
I'm miserable right now.
Tell me about the vomit.
What is the vomit situation?
Why are you struggling so much with the fake vomit? You are the Taylor Swift. You're the Taylor Sist. The
Excer Swift. Nailed it, and I'm not the Taylor Sist. The Taylor Sist is not the same thing
as the Excer Swift. No, those are very different. This is vomit not pus. It's like it's
split pea soup on her. It's oatmeal with like green makeup in it. It's honestly not as bad as
the wig is. The wig is the worst part. It's very very itchy. It's uncomfortable. I have
large ears so it doesn't really fit. I'm having a terrible time.
You were offering it to Stugans for to offset his shirtlessness, to offset, to create distractions around what promises to be a fairly embarrassing
situation. We're gonna get the payoff for this before the end of the week though, correct?
Somebody hopefully if not billies out, I mean we'll see.
week though correct somebody hopefully if not billies out I mean we'll see tomorrow day I'm just saying you're the iron fist can't be an iron fist if Stugots never pays any
penalties for several years I mean Rocky last week you put on us you put on a sweatshirt
that's what was given to me what am I supposed to do did you do that I don't buy the costumes
around the training montage because I was a little mean, I thought that's all I had to do.
Now the whole thing was a training montage video. I understand that guys, but from Rocky
4. But what you don't understand is when the show is over, I race out of here before anyone
can catch me. Exactly right. But what I was doing, what I was handed, was a sweatshirt
and sweatpants.
What am I supposed to do with that?
Jo Rocky one by the way, not Rocky four.
Just to be clear.
Old school, Rocky.
Just to be clear, okay?
I don't wait around for the company to buy the things that are punishments that I have
to serve.
You're sitting here serving a punishment and saying,
Hey, when's everyone going to take care of this for me when it's your punishment?
Right. Everyone else is punishment. But that's your kink, not mine. I mean,
you're weird with costumes, dude. I mean, you wear them on days where you're not even
paying off a punishment. It's crazy. Tomorrow, damn. Shirtless. Live in local. Crazy tomorrow, dear shirtless live and local
baby, go commit it to the local hour.
Lucy, how was Clemson?
It was really fun.
That's an SEC school for sure.
Just the entire atmosphere of it
was one of the best tailgating scenes I've ever been to.
Their fans are super, super into it.
It was one of the loudest crowds we've ever seen.
It's really, it's an awesome place to see college football.
There are a few weird things.
A few weird things.
Didn't some like 11 year old come up to you asking for
studiots?
They did.
Yes.
We have it.
We have it on camera.
OK.
How good is this one?
Is this as good as the Washington one?
Do you feel that like the rest of us,
that all of these are escalating, that we're reaching
crescendo on how good these are getting? Yeah, I think so. Rose in the video
department edits them and does a phenomenal job each week. They get better and
better. Yes.
I have a pause for Rose. My favorite was bed love so far.
Bed love was great. I think we got some of our funniest fans in Clemson.
But you were about to say there were some weird things that happened. What were
the weird things? They do. So when we were walking down to the field they sing god bless america
alright that's fine that's normal sporting events
then they went into a prayer like a whole stadium wide prayer i wasn't prepared
for that
and then they did the pledge of allegiance and i really wasn't prepared for the
pledge of allegiance it's really threw me off
i thought that was done i thought when high school was over you you've done
your time with the pledge no more
And then they do the alma mater than they do the National Anthem
Indivisible lots of singing the phrase, okay?
The pledge of allegiance. I know we've been indoctrinated as students to understand that this is an oath we pledge to our country
But just the phrase if I tell you an organization has a pledge of allegiance, that's a cult.
Like, that's all I mean, that's all my mind is doing.
If you tell me that people are pledging their allegiance to something, that's a cult.
But Clemson football is a cult and they're pledging their allegiance to the Tigers.
So let's watch that video.
Yes, I know Dan Leverts.
I went to high school together with Dan.
We're really good friends. He's the man. Dan Leverts. I went to high school together with Dan. We're really good friends.
He's the man. Dan Leverts are.
Did you really go to high school with him?
No, but he might think I did. That's all that matters.
We are here in Clemson, South Carolina for what is one of the best tailgating atmospheres I've ever seen.
And we are here presented by God's name, image and likeness.
Also liquid ivy.
Who are you?
I'm Lucy, who are you?
I'm John.
A writer, Dr. Clips, a football.
Hell yeah, how you feeling about them this year?
I think we're doing okay.
We're out here, we're living life.
If you like the tigers, we're all brins and family.
I'm feeling good, I feel like the stock's rising, I feel like, I feel like if you buy it now, you'll make a lot of money in the future.
You just took that from what Dabbo said, you didn't come up with that.
I came up with that way before Dabbo did.
Describe the Clemson tailgating experience.
Best atmosphere in college football is in that stadium right there
Why don't you have a favorite dabbo-sweeney expression?
B-Y-O-O-G bring your own guts bring your own guts bring your own guts at B-Y-O-G baby B-Y-O-G
Bring your own guts do you know Tyler from Spartanburg? I do I do know Tyler's part like in real life
Not in real life, but I've heard his message and I agree with it
I introduce myself as Tyler from Spartanburg I do, I do not have a part in real life. Not in real life, but I've heard his message and I agree with it.
I introduced myself as Tyler from Spartanburg.
This guy behind you has Caroline a football shirt on.
Why do you have a Carolina football guy there?
What are you doing here?
Do you guys know my friend Taylor here?
We don't even know where he came from.
He is an Instagrammer's celebrity.
How about that?
Where with the celebrity dude?
Taylor.
Everybody wants to talk to Taylor.
You know what Taylor can take the mic. I love Taylor on the show. They don't let him on there enough. What the hell? Where with the celebrity dude? Taylor! F**k! Everybody wants to talk to Taylor!
You know what Taylor f**king take the mic!
I love Taylor on the show, they don't let him on there enough.
You like me or Lucy more?
I like you, man.
I know you, I'll say you need me.
Alright, so all of you guys know my dad's.
So you know he has three kids.
Me, my brother and my sister are like for you guys to rank us.
Who's your favorite off the three-roading game?
Definitely the best-roading game.
We're going to Lucy all day long.
I'll be rooting for you.
The dad.
She's surpasses mad.
I'm so happy.
Yeah, I would agree.
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Clemson fans have now stormed the field two times,
and the game was not done both times.
I mean, it's fun.
Oh, guys, it's fun.
So I have been doing some investigative reporting here at Clemson,
and they have two mascots, a big tiger that look kind of like a freak,
and then a little, also kind of freaky tiger called Little Cub. And so I asked the big tiger I never learned his
name. So what's your relationship with Little Cub? See your brother? No. Are you
his dad? No. Are you dating? No. Are you friends? No. And I said it was here
nephew and he said yes. That's my nephew. I said, OK, we're a little cubs parents.
He said he didn't know.
Do you watch the damn Laptard show with Stugots?
Do I watch the what?
There we go.
No.
I have not.
Well, you have now.
Yeah, because I'm on it.
Give me a beer and I'll watch it.
Dan, no one watches your show themselves.
Nobody watches your show, but I will now.
Do we know who damn Laptard is?
Let me have a microphone.
I don't know.
Who knows, Dan? know. Who knows Dan?
He really knows Dan.
He loves two gods.
You love two gods?
How about that?
Two gods is what I call my brother.
Back to you, Bob.
So when I said that this was presented by God's name,
I'm going to be like, oh, I'm already messing up again.
Oh no, it's happening again.
Now when I said that this game was presented by God's name,
image and likeness and liquid IV,
I had other stuff that I was supposed to read there.
So, let me tell you that this was presented by Liquid IV.
Rehydrate like an athlete on game day and wake up or fresh tomorrow.
Get 20% off!
Oh my God, that's a great deal.
Of anything at liquidiv.com with the promo code Lucy,
not promo code Dan, not promo code still,
promo code Lucy.
And that's a phenomenal deal.
Do I get commission?
Very professionally done there at the end,
just squeezing in the sponsor.
Those mascots were creepy.
Clemson's one too much to have those small headed mascots
They have to be a little more authentic than so one too much to be storming the field after every goddamn game
I hate that tradition so much. I really hate that tradition
They all ran on to the field and then they were like all right. I was like a minute and you're like okay
I guess you can turn around now. We're just done. It's like chop and state. What are we doing?
So annoying. They were a big favorite against North Carolina.
Yep.
And I would ask you, how do you feel
after spending the week there with what I imagine
the weekend, the median breath has to be chips and beer, right?
The median breath of all these people
who are talking in your face.
Yeah, this was a very drunk crowd, a very fun crowd.
Also lots of Miller-like there.
That was the biggest Miller-like tailgate we've been to so we love Clemson
They are really like passionate fan base
It was really fun to be in like what's the closest thing to an SEC environment outside of the SEC because they keep denying our credentials
Did you like bring your own guts as a saying because that would get annoying after many years?
No, there are so many good dabbo sayings that I was like, like we had Tyler from Spartanburg
a few weeks ago, we have God's name, image and likeness.
There are so many dabbo momos,
I was like these people aren't,
they're not appreciating dabbo for everything he brings.
Did you cry?
I got close and the fourth quarter
I started to tear up, I didn't cry.
I thought I was gonna cry at the beginning of the game,
but the pledge of allegiance for me off so much
that I was just like confused the whole time.
I was like, did everyone just do the pledge for like 15 minutes?
Like I was so out of it.
So weird.
It was so weird.
It would live.
Can you confirm that the 10 year old that said that he was looking
for you that is a fan of Stu Gotts that Taylor told Stu Gotts
at Stu Gotts asked Taylor to book him on the show?
I can confirm that that happened.
Yes.
I can confirm it as well.
Yeah. I asked him to that happened. I did. I can confirm it as well. Yeah.
I asked him to make picks.
I'm God bless football.
Why do you keep crying?
Why do you keep tearing up?
Because a lot of reasons.
One, I love college football and those are super special environments.
This is like my dream job is to get to go to college football games and I'm grateful
and I'm just an emotional person.
You're a woman.
And I don't think we should shame he for crying or being a woman.
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