The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: The U is Back...To Work
Episode Date: September 23, 2024Mike Ryan attached himself to the project of revamping the Miami Hurricanes, and after he has clearly built an overwhelming power all by himself, Dan Le Batard wants to hear his thoughts on one of the... best offensive starts the Canes have ever had. That said, Mike and the rest of the program are back to work with reasonable expectations and a (hopefully) packed house at The Rock this Friday against Virginia Tech. Then, Dan and Stu pay tribute to Mercury Morris, Brock Bowers needs to shave his head, and it might be too hot to play football. Plus, is it enough as a college football coach to just be...great at coaching? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Why are you listening to this show?
The podcast that seems very similar
to the other Dan LeBattard podcast.
I'm sorry, I'm not gonna apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this show. The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBattard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're
just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it.
And now here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
Mike Ryan Stugots did not go because he is now traveling with the Hurricanes.
And if you've been following this, yes, I don't think there are many fans nationally
who have attached themselves to this project in Miami the way that Mike has traveling with the
team. Largely, you know, the history of University of Miami football, they don't travel great. Even when they're really good, I'm sure that Mike Ryan is traveling
with a group of people that he's gotten to know because they're among the few that go
to a lot of the hurricane games. And so Miami goes up to South Florida and puts up a 50
spot. So Cam Lord has now started with more, more yardage to gots in the first four games than any quarterback in
twenty five years for the universe and i am a easy i'd lose those the last one
testiverty like it's twenty five years since a quarterback started this way at
miami i'm i'm guessing it's pre-dorsi dorsey to start this way to corey got
out to a hot start.
25 years is what they're saying.
It hasn't been this, 300 yards, four straight games.
They've also scored more points than any point
in four games to start a season
in the history of the program.
The fewest amount of points they have
in a game this season is 41.
It's absurd, Dan.
You get a true freshman, Jordan Lyle,
clearly being faster than all of South Florida's players and South Florida's players, Dan. You get a true freshman, Jordan Lyle, clearly being faster than all of South Florida's players
and South Florida's players are fast.
That offense can be good against everybody.
That part is easy to see.
Maybe someone in the future will have pass rush
that gives them problems.
Maybe there'll be a turnover issue,
but there is no disputing that this is an elite offense
with an elite quarterback
But Mike Ryan is making me insane because all he's doing is being totally reasonable about his football team
He I text him you've got a you've got an elite offense and it's like just taking care of business Dan
We've got a shot to do something this year. It's all like said with a briefcase in his hand.
Right, well it's a business trip.
I mean, he's right.
It's annoying.
Press conference speak is what he's getting at.
It's annoying.
But Mike put the team together
or helped put the team together, he expected this.
I mean, he's confident in his own evaluations.
I don't think he likes the appraisal
of helped put the team together,
but he was involved in the innards of what it is this was.
And clearly Mario Cristobal,
this can't be disputed, Stu Gantz,
the part I'm about to say,
because you look around the sport,
Tennessee's obviously good, Ohio State's obviously good,
Georgia's obviously good, Texas is obviously good.
But in that next class of, oh, can they be up there?
This, what you've seen from Miami and that schedule,
obvious playoff team.
Yeah, I think the Canes are in that class, actually, for this year. This what you've seen from Miami and that schedule obvious playoff team. Yeah
I think the Canes are in that class actually for this year
I think their opponents yet have not shown that they are I wouldn't feel comfortable against Texas or against
Even Georgia. I wouldn't feel comfortable but still but that's a step Dan because normally I would not feel comfortable going to Louisville
But I do this year because I think the Canes are that good.
Mike Ryan, why are you being so reasonable?
I've been reasonable for several years.
Yeah, it's true.
I don't understand.
This is a surprise.
The only thing that's changed is the results are different.
But I've been the same guy I've been for the last three years, and I get no credit for
that.
But yeah, you guys keep wanting to talk about the University of Miami and you keep throwing out the same things that the tired catchphrases
Of the you is being back. Yeah every every week I walk in here the you is back
No, we're back to work. Exactly right. He was back to work nine to five and I am also back to work
You know was back this week and I'm wondering, like, from the fan base's perspective, the
boosters perspective, all the perspectives that you have, the turnover chain made a brief
cameo.
That was organic.
That was, yeah, it was very brief.
It showed up, a fan handed a walk-on player, he got an interception.
Guy makes plays in practice a lot.
He got handed a turnover chain, he put it on. The Canes were, there was a great amount of cockiness
attached to this certain performance.
Cam Ward baiting a late hit penalty
because he was pointing at the defender chasing him.
And twice in this game, and it's not the first time
it's happened this season, Cam Ward pointing
directly at the defensive line telling them
where they're gonna run the ball.
And then Miami runs the
ball there at that exact spot, Cam Ward tells the opposing defense and scores a
touchdown. So yeah that's some of the some of the fun is back in at Miami.
Well and the celebrations they were doing this on the sidelines and this harken
back to a different age. I have not seen the celebration that involves obvious
pantomime of spanking. There was spanking going on. Old canes in uniforms once upon a time. They never dared to do the
spanking. The celebrations were generally sensual in nature, but I have not seen
synchronized spanking. That was a great atmosphere. That stadium was certainly
louder than the swamp. The swamp wasn't loud at all. This was a loud stadium that was
filled mostly
with Miami Hurricanes fans and it's great to see and hopefully everyone comes out on
Friday.
Mike, at this point you would be surprised if the Canes don't make the playoffs. I would
be surprised.
I'm not looking.
They don't play anyone.
We got Virginia Tech on Friday. We've been very bad in this conference. We got an ECBC
size chip on this shoulder.
Right. That we need, if you're national
and you cover this program occasionally,
anytime they make a little bit of noise,
you always assume, that's a team that'll fall apart
in the ACC, they'll lose to Wake Forest
or something like that.
So we got a lot to prove this weekend.
We're not gonna take our time.
I don't like this.
Can you guys help me with this?
Business trips.
I don't like what's happening here.
I mean, Mario Cristobal at the Swamp
is cracking Gator jaws over his knee,
and Mike Ryan's taking them one game at a time.
That's flashy.
We like the play on the field to speak for this.
Business as usual.
Just worried about Virginia Tech.
They're doing what's expected of them, Dan.
What is there to celebrate?
Doing your job?
That's your job.
I'm watching in the corner of the screen here
multiple players celebrating the pantomime spanking
of an opponent.
That's actually an audible.
That's an audible call.
He's signaling to the sideline bracket coverage.
Yeah, that's what happens.
All business.
Mike Ryan being reasonable Kane fan is no fun.
I was asked this.
I've noticed my team also winning every week has not been very fun for the rest of this
show which is curious. Looking forward to Alex Goldlash's interview on God Bless Football.
Why are you doing this to me when I'm sitting here supporting you?
Why did you do that to me for the last four years?
Because it was fun.
Yeah okay.
Like you won't be there if they lose the games dude. I'll be right there. After four years it was fun yeah okay like you won't be there if they lose the games dude I'll be right there after four years all the setup you're all
trying to draw me out so I can get emotional I don't think they're gonna
lose my into the playoff no okay well so forgive me then because it's fine that
you don't want to go down this path but it has been Stugats a while since I am in the street and by way of conversation
instead of the heat instead of the dolphins the entry point to people who
want to talk to me is about the University of Miami and it's also been a
while since not unlike with the dolphins when they came upon offense that I would say
to you whether you want to say the U is back or not the schedule is easy enough and the
offense is obviously good enough that they should be favored in all of their remaining
games until the ACC Championship based on what we've seen so far.
Cam Ward is a legitimate Heisman candidate.
He has announced himself to America on a whole lot of people aren't playing better than this
right now.
He has not yet turned the ball over very much.
They have not played exceptional teams yet, but they don't play exceptional teams.
And so when I'm telling you, four games in, that they will be favored against everybody
they play against if their quarterback is healthy.
That suggests to anyone listening that the team is relevant again in a way it wasn't even relevant
when Mark Richt had him at 10-0, number one in the country going to Pittsburgh,
and we all knew that team wasn't actually that good.
I agree with everything you just said, but I also understand Mike, who at least for the last
15 years or so has been a bit tortured as a Hurricanes fan, wanting to take this one
week at a time. Like not wanting to get too far ahead of himself because, Dan, he's smart,
he looks at the schedule, he sees that the Canes have a massive opportunity here, but
he just doesn't want to talk about it. I'm with you, not good for the show.
No, I'm not even saying it's not good for the show. I would say my wife does this as
a way to make sure that she doesn't feel great disappointment. If you put your expectations
in a very reasonable place, you're less likely to be disappointed. But what I'm saying to
you and everyone listening to this, if you're not willing to get excited about the fact that you have an elite quarterback then when are you
allowed to put your expectations in something because the reason that Billy
and Chris are the way they are today is because of the expectations of the last
couple of seasons of what they've seen from the offense and then it goes to
Seattle and you're like well I'm used to the 24-3 game with all my shit teams
that go up there with offense but I'm supposed to have an offense that I'm
going to get in the game no matter what, because even if I'm down 24-3,
because of the skill guys I have.
If you're not going to get excited about the fact that the University of Miami clearly
has one of the best quarterbacks in the country, then what are you going to get excited about?
What are you allowed to do with your expectations?
I think he's got post-traumatic stress disorder from all the other times he's had expectations. Look, I've seen this team deal with an injury
to their best defensive player in their offensive line decimated early. So I'm really excited
to get in a conference play and get our best players back. And hopefully we can put in
some good performances. Right. I mean, Dan, it's why I'm not that excited
about what the Jets are doing and what Aaron Rogers did on Thursday night Like I've had too many heartbreaks. I've fallen for this before and so I want to be excited. I want to get excited
I look at their schedule. They have the Broncos coming up this week
I think that's a win
But you know, I have to tread lightly here because bad things usually happen to my team
You've got a proud Virginia Tech hokey team that is well coached coming into town one thing at a time
They are proud. We always fall apart come conference play. We got a lot
to prove. God I hate this. If you're not gonna get excited about a great
quarterback what the hell in sports are you gonna get excited about? I'll give it to you.
Okay all right fine I'll drop the bet. We are indeed back to work. Wow. I mean, he's no Derrick Robertson, but.
Is Virginia Tech well-coached?
Yeah, we have respect for our opponent.
The thing about Miami, right,
is like, there's gonna be a hiccup.
Who is the coach?
There's always a hiccup, right?
Yeah.
It's me.
I'm looking at it, Billy.
I'm trying to find where the hiccup is.
There's always a hiccup.
It's just like-
They're coming into the hardest part
of their schedule right here.
It's just recovering from the hiccup
has been kind of what happens to the Cane sometimes at Cal
You're the Duke at Cal maybe next week. That's tough
Look at I mean look at all these consecutive games cross country
Road games at Cal at Louisville very difficult very difficult. Those are good programs for estate these next four
I think we'll be able to rise Notre Dame this week
Yep, Louisville could be favored in that game. I can't say it.
I'm not gonna say it.
Just pretend there's peanut butter in your mouth.
We haven't proven anything.
I don't believe that California or Louisville
will be now favored against the university.
No, Cal would be.
It'll be interesting to see if Louisville beats Notre Dame
and then that's like a home primetime game.
We'll see what the line is.
But the lines have been very respectful
of the Miami Hurricanes.
If I may though, okay, because I-
You may.
This thanks for Dan, I mean.
Well, I'm just-
And for me really.
I'm willing to do this even though I understand
that they haven't played anybody.
For the last-
There's a reason why you're saying that,
it's because they've been dominated.
For the last 25 years, the University of Miami
trying to live off of past glories
has thought that it is not Virginia Tech,
Georgia Tech, Louisville.
It's not any of these teams, Louisville, excuse me.
It's not, but it has been.
They've been just another team
in a historic nostalgic uniform
that used to win championships. They are not that team anymore they're not Georgia Tech they're
not NC State they're not North Carolina their quarterback is better than all of
those quarterbacks they're back to work their quarter is back to work they have To work. Yeah. They have a quarterback. To work.
That no one can dispute.
There's not an answer for how he plays the position.
They're going to score a lot of points.
They're going to be a team that is different from all of those ACC teams that you're used
to seeing that Louisville does pull away from.
It's a lull.
Lull, lull, lull does push away, pull away from Georgia Tech late,
but there's not a lot of difference between them,
most of the game.
That's several weeks away.
We got a prime time game.
We gotta pack the rock.
Respect the coach.
Our students gotta come out there, show out.
Will the rock be packed is the question.
Probably not.
Is the turnover chain traveling now?
No, that was just a fan that handed something.
You gotta get that out of here.
We've talked to that player since.
Did they melt that down?
What happened to that thing?
Is it just non-existent anymore?
It's like your grandfather or grandmother's jewelry, it gets put together, a bunch of
jewels get put together and then it's some it's a chunking today.
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Don Lebatard. But it's just his titties are sitting on the shelf that is his belly.
Stu Gatz. He said titties. It like the shelf that is his belly. Stugats!
He said titties and it like shocked me a little bit.
I wasn't quite prepared for titties.
This is the Don LeVatar Show with the Stugats!
It has been happening, it seems like more and more around here where we start a show
and somebody that is either locally iconic or nationally iconic and means something to
this show has passed away.
Mercury Morris is gone now at the age of 77 and for those of you in South Florida who remember this far back you can say with a decent amount of confidence after Muhammad Ali
came through South Florida with a great deal of flamboyance that Mercury Morris
might have been the first South Florida athlete who was black, fluorescent, flamboyant, outspoken, dangerous, eloquent, fun, a poet,
and a member of the 72 Dolphins who was very different from all the other members of the
1972 Dolphins, the most vocal of the 72 Dolphins.
It was a rare time in sports, do you gods, to be exhibiting that amount of personality
and brashness as a black man in sports in 72,
not that far removed from the civil rights movement.
Like a genuine South Florida fixture
and a source of great strength and black pride locally
because it had to be hard to be him
and he was unapologetic about being a genuine star on an undefeated
team. Yeah, he was also a great player and that was a
legendary team. He had a thousand yards. His only
thousand yard season was for the 1972 Dolphins. He was
outspoken. He was great. He was confident. He took so much joy
every time the last team that was undefeated lost every
season. No one else has done it. joy every time the last team that was undefeated lost every season
No one else has done it. He's part of a team that did it
He's a great guy and I got to know him a little bit over the years mercury was different
He was interesting and he was very cocky and very confident
But there was a very caring man there as well mercury Morris was great that team
I saw a clip the other day of larry zonka running down the sideline
and he basically just ran over someone on the sideline and he was telling the
story with don shula of don shula loved the hit then for the first time in the
sports history they saw a running back called for unnecessary roughness just
for running and then don shula flipped out on him for costing them 15 yards because Larry Zonko was just super physical.
I know this is a bygone time and I know that more and more you've come to expect that people in their late 70s and 80s aren't going to be with us anymore.
But I just did want to stop for a moment in the celebration of what this sport has been in this town and in making this town matter more than it used to back in 1972
because they had this undefeated thing down there and it was the first sports thing that they had
that wasn't like high lie or some uh you know third world or international thing as opposed to
major league professional sports but when we talk to God about the toughness of football, I wanna show you a couple of things here
because I was laughing this weekend.
Still water Oklahoma, it was 100 degrees.
It was clear that everyone on Utah and Oklahoma State
was broiling on the field
because they went to the sideline reporter
and she's holding up a thermometer
and it feels like 143.
That's a classic.
Yeah, I love that move. They go, but there are fumes coming off the field she's holding up a thermometer and it feels like 143. That's a classic.
Yeah, I love that move.
But there are fumes coming off the field
and we are baking human beings is what we're doing.
And they go to Brock Heward in the comfort
of the air conditioned booth and he's like,
it's a day for toughness.
I'm like, nobody wants to be out there
broiling at 143 degrees.
But he's right.
I mean, okay, so you're gonna out tough,
put it on the pole, please
Do you do at Levitard show Kenya rock, right? Can you out tough?
143 degrees
I mean, okay, you're asking a crab to out tough boiling water
But okay, you know you still got stinking that thinks that that Utah comes in with more toughness because they can handle
143 degrees better. Have you seen their coach? I mean Kyle Whittingham might be the toughest coach in America.
Okay. Seriously.
Okay.
Am I wrong?
Yes, no, that's why they won. That's why, because he rides to the stadium on a motorcycle.
That's why Utah went into, and they beat Mike Gundy, who was wearing pants that were catching
fire from the flames on the field
because 143 degrees is not a reasonable temperature
for anyone to play football.
But because football is giving off toughness at all points,
here you've got a tattoo that's ridiculous to God.
It's a person with, I believe,
both wonderful and horrible judgment,
has gotten a tattoo of Dan Campbell on their knee,
around their knee, trying to bite their knee,
because Dan Campbell is a knee biter,
and has threatened to win in the NFL.
He's got a 26 and 27 career record, by the way.
He has threatened to win in the NFL
by biting everybody's knee caps,
and so here is a photo of a terrible idea.
And I also wanted to show you a picture of and this is stunning here this is
comedically perfect
forgiveness to the audio audience but
we're showing pictures when gronkowski says that the guy who is most likely
to break his records as the most dominant polar bear in the history of the
game
looks like bro Bowers. This is, you can't dispute that this hairline and the crazy in the eyes that gives off a
little bit of the Cajun guy and water boy.
The crazy in the eyes, you can see how that can be trained to have about 1400 receiving
yards if it gets the right quarterback in the NFL,
but that does not look like athletic dominance there. You have to shave the rest of that.
Somebody who loves Brock tell him just go bald there Brock. It's okay. You might be
insecure about the shape of your head, but it's going to be okay.
That's what Jason Taylor would look like if he'd let it go. That's it. This is a message
to come on home when it's that bad. Right. But you think Brock would look like if he'd let it go. Yeah. This is a message to come on home when it's that bad.
Right.
But you think Brock would look that good
if he did cut it all off?
I mean.
I mean, it would look better.
It would look worse.
It would look worse.
Really?
Kind of a bald.
I mean, Brock Bowers?
Are you arguing for the look that he's rocking over
the hem?
I need to see it combed.
I need to see him showing up to something formal.
I mean, it's right after a football game. I need to see the combed. I need to see him showing up to something formal. I mean, it's right after a football game.
I need to see, like, I need to see the hair at the draft.
You need it combed over, Stugacius.
I just want to see.
You think combing it over is gonna make a difference.
Listen, before I make a judgment here,
I need to see what it looks like when it's combed.
I will be with you on the idea
that once you've taken your helmet off,
you have that particular patch of hair,
that scratchy patch of hair.
Sweat after a football game
is not gonna help the look at all.
But that's as bad as it can look
if what you're trying to do with your hair
is a pure athletic.
That's the worst you can do.
Seven strands of hair that you're hanging onto,
prematurely old, is not the way to look
if you wanna be considered considered a world class athlete.
And cross-eyed is also not helping.
I think he's just looking up.
Yeah.
You don't think that-
I don't think he's actually like that.
It's just a weird angle.
He can't control that.
So you don't believe that that right eye is-
I think he's just focused.
You don't believe that right eye is doing something
different than the left eye?
Yeah, no.
No, naturally.
I've seen him before.
He doesn't appear that way to me.
Hmm.
I have a great picture of him here, Dan.
You tell me, is this the guy that should shave his head?
Look at him.
Show the audience.
I mean, yeah.
It's Stugats.
That's the hair combed, but he's clearly losing his hair.
No, I understand that.
I'm just saying I need to see the hair combed,
and it still looks okay combed.
He's not, you know, it's not an emergency
where he needs to shave it today.
I think he's got about three months left.
I think it is an emergency.
I think it right now is an emergency.
That he needs to take care of that right now
so that we can respect him more.
We're gonna underestimate him the rest of his career
if he continues to look like this in public.
That's fair.
That dude's amazing.
Incredible football player, right, George?. Well you know who else is amazing and
this I mean there are so many athletes to gots running around on football
fields all over the place that make tackling them very difficult. Saquon
Barkley yesterday, the Saints had not given up a ten-yard run all season and
basically all Philadelphia had yesterday because Jalen Hurts has more turnovers yesterday, the Saints had not given up a 10-yard run all season. And basically, all
Philadelphia had yesterday, because Jalen Hurts has more turnovers than
anybody in the sport since the beginning of last year, all they had was hand the
ball to Saquon Barkley and see if he can go 65 yards. Yeah. And he did it. And he did.
Yes, and he did do it, and they barely end up beating the Saints and compensating for the fact that
Sirianni is trying 61-yard field goals late.
Sirianni is doing everything he can.
He's passing up chip shots, and then that's the time he decides to try to kick a field
goal.
He is doing everything he can to try and screw up that job, but Saquon Barkley would not
let him
yesterday because I believe that we believe that the Saints aren't as good
as they look the first two weeks of the season and that the Eagles are better
than they've looked the first two weeks of the season but I don't trust any more
in the sport right now Stugats the way that it's being played, more obsessive compulsive than ever about you can't be Will Levis. Like
Will Levis, you're gonna lose your job in three games if you keep making bad
decisions. Jalen Hurts having more turnovers than anyone in the sport since
the beginning of last season, Stu Gutz, is a problem that will undermine you in a sport where all the games are this close in your
offensive line isn't as healthy as it's been
the last few seasons and you've got to go on the road and win a game scoring
fourteen points because you're constipated offensively your coach takes
too many chances and you're turning the ball over more recklessly than anyone in
the sport it sounds crazy it shifted very quickly but a guy a guy like Alex Smith is the kind of quarterback you want now. He is he's a guy that never turned the ball over
Dan is right about this like I don't want Alex Smith. I still prefer
It's a larger point of you prefer your quarterback like Aaron Rodgers hasn't been great
You know what? He's not doing turning the ball over Alex Smith said yesterday during the broadcast
He's like, do you know how hard this position is to play? Payton Manning spoiled it for
everybody. All these young quarterbacks can't be playing. They're not ready to
play. No matter how good you think they are, none of them are actually baked
enough to be out there. It's Payton Manning screwed it up for everyone and
CJ Stroud made it a little bit worse but you cannot expect these people to play
that position well and not look like Caleb Williams yesterday or for that matter Anthony Richardson
because they haven't had enough snaps.
What you're saying about Peyton is there are very few guys if any that you could put in,
have them start the entire rookie season, have an awful season and still have the mental
ability to shrug it off and turn out to be one of the all-time greats.
That is very difficult.
Bryce Young, I don't think,
is gonna have the ability to do that.
I'm not certain if anyone other than Payton
has the ability to do what he did,
because he was awful in his first year
and still turned out to be one
of the all-time great quarterbacks.
Awful is overstating it,
but he threw a lot of interceptions.
I think the most interceptions a rookie has ever thrown.
Yeah, and prior to that,
no one had thrown more passing
touchdowns either.
He had the rookie passing record for a long time.
But the Eagles are so interesting
from this standpoint.
You're right about Hertz and the turnovers.
And Sirianni is not helping them out.
But Dan, they beat Green Bay with Jordan Love
on a neutral field.
They should have beaten Atlanta if Barkley made that catch.
And they beat the Saints, who were the hottest team in the NFL.
And they beat them on the road like
The Eagles could easily be three and oh
Despite Nick Sirianni despite the turnover. I feel like we can do that with about 25 teams. Oh, we good
Yeah, I mean dolphins could be oh and three. They don't get a fumble. Sure. You want to stat so could the Chiefs courtesy of ESPN stats and info
The Dolphins are the only team in the NFL to not hold a lead for a single second this entire season.
Their lone lead was on the game winning field goal.
Right, but you have your eye on him.
I mean, sacrificial lamb time, I'm telling you.
And the person who were making the sacrificial lamb
is the person who gave them their only lead of the season.
Are you guys, like everyone else in our audience,
that when
the red zone goes down for technical difficulties for nine seconds yesterday
you break out in hives and start screaming and kicking the television
because your addiction is so strong that you're not a reasonable person around
your television on Sundays? Did everyone collapse when the red zone went down for
nine seconds on Sunday? I used to be but the sport isn't my top priority anymore. Business trip. Top priority is playing
well within the conference and just you know not beating ourselves.
Survivor pools everywhere are ruined correct? Week one with the Bengals. No all
of it though they're all they're they're all ruined? All of them are ruined. Yeah, I'm in an 80 person one
and basically can wrap up tonight.
Really?
Yeah, there's only like three people left over
and they all have the bangle, so like, we'll see.
But it's been a tough year for people
to pick straight up against the money line.
A lot of people had the bucks yesterday.
I know I did.
I'm on the bangles tonight.
Can I, I wanna go back to this for a second because I saw how sweaty and complaining Stugatz was when
we went out to dolphin camp and he had to walk from the parking lot 20 yards to
the air conditioning of camp. You again think that toughness is a reason that a
boiling field of a hundred and 143 degrees is something that football
players must summon to be tougher than the next guy who's better at boiling in 143 degree
temperatures than you are. I just want to be clear.
Who said it again? Brock Heward?
It was Brock Heward.
I'm just supporting my God.
It was Brock Heward in the press box, in the air conditioning of the press box talking
about toughness.
I just want to be clear that you think that some players are better at broiling than you are.
The Steelers.
All right, at LeBattard Show, Juju,
are the Steelers better on a broiling field
than their opponents?
They don't care what field they play on.
They just win.
They don't win by a lot, but they win.
I just think 143 degrees, I don't know. Those are literally sauna-like temperatures.
It seems like a game we should have canceled.
It feels to me, it feels like sport is already unhealthy. But let's put this on turf and
basically what we're asking you to play on in boiled water Oklahoma is a skillet.
Let's play football on a scalding skillet and see, it must be so unpleasant to land
on that field and have your arms just go across the turf and leave whatever burn mark is there
for the now the field to broil because you're cooking meat on the field is what you're doing.
You're not playing football at 143 degrees.
But Brock Eward says you have to tough it out and he played.
He knows.
I don't know how you measure these things, but one of the teams has to be better than
the other at that.
Yes.
But how do you practice for it?
Well down here it's easier.
It's more difficult than Utah.
Well, no, but I thought this was in Stillwater and I was told that Gundy's team had the advantage because they
always practice on a skillet. Oh. And then they lost to Utah because Stugat says their
coach comes in on a motorcycle. Well he's not the only one that says that. But yeah,
I guess that means Utah's tougher. Yeah. Is that what it means? Yeah. We found it out.
They are. In Ace of Interra 2 he has to like for some reason go over hot coals
Maybe we make players go over hot coals. That's how we practice that rain their feet for yes
I want temperature mark man. Gino got fired for that. He did hazing
I believe he was leaving all sorts of calluses on the field
They would do crab walks on those artificial turfs that were 135 degrees. Well, we tried that, we can't do it.
Yes, they were, again, cooler than the ones
they were playing on on Saturday in Boiledwater, Oklahoma.
And by the way, Workman Gina won an orange bowl.
He did.
With Kansas.
Yep.
Again, the players had to do those wheelbarrows,
100 yards on their hands, and then they'd finish
and there'd be blisters
all over their hands because again,
we're cooking meat, human meat on the field.
You win an Orange Bowl at Kansas,
it's like winning a national championship.
That's why he's our Twitter avatar for all of these years.
He had to keep to leave on that team.
Cause he won an Orange Bowl at Kansas,
which swallowed champion Les Miles,
and I've told you that Kansas, for about a 10 year period,
I don't know how they got in the NIL game,
but all of a sudden, Kansas has a team
that is not an embarrassment,
when it was the worst team in college football
for a really long time.
Forever.
And I wanna try to break you of something
that you've been going to.
You're like, anytime any team is good, they're getting into the NIL game. really long time, forever. And I want to try to break you of something that you've been going to.
Any time any team is good, they're
getting into the NIL game.
Everyone has name, image, and likeness.
You said that Mac Brown struggled with the NIL game.
No, they haven't.
They paid Drake May a lot of money.
They pay their running back a lot of money.
It's leveling the playing field, and it just like back to work, back to how
you evaluate teams. Yes, some teams have more resources than others, but when you get to
that top line, there's very little difference. You still have to recruit the kid, you still
have to develop the talent, and you still will have to deal with swinging and missing.
Mike, but this is what I'm doing, okay, just so that you understand when I'm making it,
winning and losing at the NIL game.
Michigan won this weekend with 32 passing yards.
32 passing yards.
They beat USC, Lincoln Riley.
I was told that Lincoln Riley was going to be
instant by a quarterback, by a coach,
and USC is gonna go right to the front of the line
in playoff football.
It is not enough to be a great coach anymore.. It is not enough to be a great
coach anymore. It is also not enough to be a great recruiter. You had better
know because your team is better at business in a more organized way in a
totally changing landscape, you better be a CEO who can keep up with how fast
things are changing in Miami in three years when
everyone's telling you, hey this guy's better at getting the players than other
people are, where North Carolina for three years was dragging Mario
Cristobal or two years up and down the field because it looked like Mac Brown
was better at that game, he's not better at that game. You can't be down 30 at the half to James Madison and have everyone trying to run you out of town when you're
near 80 years old. Like Nick Saban was saying, I don't have the heart for this anymore. Nick
Saban was saying, I'm too old for this shit.
Yes, it is a CEO. And it's so don't just make the CEO a CFO and just worried about the finances
because a CEO is across the board. It is more a business position than it's ever had and
that's not just because business has formally made it there because guys were buying their
way into the game when Nick Saban was sitting atop it. That's always been around but it's
all the other things. It's being able to be on your phone at 3.30 a.m.
It's over a long period of time.
So I think it's just, I'm not a fan of when people
just say Miami bought their way back into the game.
Okay, but Miami was spending plenty last year.
Everyone's trying to buy their way into the game.
And Mack Brown beat Mario Cristobal
seemed pretty good last year.
There's a lot that goes into it,
and it's more than just NIL. When they talked about Cristobal though in the 15 million dollar
payroll the idea of all of that being that overt
to me there is a learning curve there on how it is that these guys that you're
asking to make you tougher and tougher and tougher the culture of sports now also have to be good or
and tougher and tougher the culture of sports now also have to be good or have a team around them really because they don't have to be good at it at all the
problems that come when a guy can transfer immediately if he's not getting
playing time and you have to pay him three years a million dollars because
you're playing the game a little bit differently than it's had to be played
before I don't I'm telling you as somebody,
the reason that I bring it up so often, Mike,
is because the amount of failing that I have personally done
in three and a half years not understanding what has to be known in business
has been very frustrating to me and has felt in many turns,
oh, this is how it all changes on people.
This is how people get to 50 years old
and think they know everything that needs to be known,
and now the space totally changes
and you've got to figure it out.
I've lived it.
And so I could see where it is these people
would be confused by a million things,
because Mac Brown has done it his way
for a really long time,
and had success in Texas doing it that way for a really long time and had
success in texas doing it that way and had success getting the north carolina and now
he's down thirty and a half at the half at home against james madison but mike is saying
he also did it the new way now it's not working out this year for him but it has in years
past with may and other players so but then it is something new and there is a learning curve. And so perhaps
because the entire sport is shifted and perhaps because it
is now a business and it's overt and it's out there. Yeah,
you might have a longer leash for some of these coaches
because they are learning something new. There's not a
longer leash though. There's less of a leash now because
yeah, but no, see Mario Cristobal is sitting here like
listen, if they didn't have a good
year, we'd probably talk about, you know,
Florida State has a $64 million buyout on Norvell and Napier's in trouble with a $20
million buyout.
This stuff happens faster than it used to happen.
But they're learning new roles and new responsibilities within what it is that they do because their
job is changed.
It is no longer just be a coach, it's be a businessman.
It's not just that though.
Now everyone knows that money's involved and when you make it business this overtly, it
stops being about you have two and three extra years to do this.
Like man, this happened fast to Jimbo Fisher where he
goes from having the best college quarterback as a freshman you've seen
and everyone's saying well Jimbo's gonna be right there with Nick Saban
since then Nick Saban's out of the sport entirely and put his name on this shits
too crazy for me like I'm not doing this anymore at 80 years old like I'm I cannot
stay up here doing it this way
if you're gonna give the kids this much power,
if you're gonna leave me this helpless
because you're gonna make it about money this overtly.
Painting Nick Saban as helpless
is certainly one way to do it.
By the way, Jimbo's a victim
with a $75 million vacation buyout.
Do you think Nick Saban's getting paid by the NCAA
to lobby on their behalf?
I'm asking because he's done a lot of speaking engagements
touting this cause.
Do you think he's a paid lobbyist?
I don't know if...
Cause it's weird how often he's doing it.
And if he's a paid lobbyist,
do you think he should reveal that
whenever he uses these platforms?
Yes.
If he's a paid lobbyist, I would like to know if he is a paid lobbyist.
He has been somebody who has made himself, named himself, as far as I can tell, ambassador
for the morality of what is right with this changing business.
I would really like to know if he's being paid for that. ambassador for the morality of what is right with this changing business.
I would really like to know if he's being paid for that.
I would like a transparency clause.
You think the NCAA has a slush fund, a bucket of money to pay for lobbying of that sort?
Yeah, they've spent $250 million on it.
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