The Dick Show - Episode 171 - Dick on The Autoblow

Episode Date: September 10, 2019

The Autoblow machine, The Liquor Fairy and hitting a wall, the Sean Show, a tyranny of government occupational licensing fees, women and taxes, a prelude to a grand ball, inspiration vs. manipulation, a moon hoax, dating much younger girls, Hurricane Atlanta, giving my dad gas, Walmart stops selling bullets, the Taking Up Space Force, emotional intelligence, and a big stack of stripper ones; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

You know what? As long as you know where something is, like that's, I always hate it when it's like this table's a mess. It's like, no, it's exactly I know where everything is. That guy, if he were going to put his nail polish in his purse, maybe, you know, who knows what's at the bottom of those things. If he were to put his nail polish, you know, I don't know in a, in his ass hole, but it's in his ass.

He knows. It's hard to forget about it. I'm just like, once a day,'s in his ass! It's fine! It's hard to forget about it. Fine. I'm just like, once a day, he's fishing it out of the toilet. I'm gonna tell you about knowing where things are. It's driving me fucking insane, but I'm starting the show first. Here we go. Is that thing?

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Ready? Yeah! Yeah! Ha! Welcome to Dick! You want to take a new dick, you love dick, you got it? It's a show! Everything's a contest.

Can you lie from Mount Bunker deep in the heart of the city of failure? I am your host, Dick Masterson! Okay, the $20 million man recently voted America's worst Mexican 20 weeks running as especially after last week's episode. Joining me in his very needed share, his very needed role in the studio, the wall watcher, world touring LA based comedian Sean the audio engineer. What did you guys get up to last week? I got up to a lot of acid. I don't know what to and not as much as I had intended. That's

the worst part. Well, some motherfuckers doing all the acid that I brought to Burning Man. Poor Johnny just never gets a straight episode to come into. He never does. It's suicide or some kind of sadness or or or or mental to arrangement. Yeah, right. I hit a wall. I hit a wall at some point during the night and I forgot how to do the show. I forgot how my limbs work. I was walking around with both of my limbs

pointing the wrong way like a flounder in two dimensions. I'm like, oh yeah, this is fine to do a show. This is fine to voice upon tens of thousands of people. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I should have had something to drink. Maybe so. I should have been listening to the liquor fairies. I know I've been trying to fuck with you. I know I try to make you drink all day every day. I know 10 in the morning. I'm there trying to make you drink, but this is the liquor angel. This time, who you never see is like buddy.

I never break from the liquor devil. This is the liquor angel that comes to you before you're about to get married. And it's a man you need to shot. You need to shot to just chill the fuck out. You need to shot. You need some before you're about to do, before you're about to do something that you really need it. Yeah. The liquor angel is there. The one that just goes think about it.

Yeah, the liquor angel is a little, who's a little fat guy who knows more than you. What are we talking about? Welcome back to the show, Sean. Thank you. And I apologize. My weeks are not, they're not the same if I don't have the show. It's very strange. I know.

I have nothing to look forward to every week except for doing the show. The plan was, I was going to be gone the week after you. So we recorded the, we recorded the one show early with Cantankula. Got it. Fantastic. Yeah, it was great. He was great. What a great guy.

Yeah, he's totally cool. We went out for drinks afterwards and he told me this story about how he was on a live stream with like a bunch of East celebrities or whatever. Yeah. And somebody brought up Maddox and he started laughing and shitting on him and he goes, oh, yeah. Oh, guy just can God, I can't do his voice. I just can't take the L. Like, take the L.

He didn't know that Maddox was on that stream. He was hiding in the stream, getting ready to, like, you know, hop knob with all the YouTubers, like, oh, hey guys. I hate Apple, right? Yeah, yeah, we all ate up. Everything is just a persona. This is the real me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Well, I'm not surprised. I mean, I think he or whatever is flying monkeys are constantly hiding in streams and everything. There's people watching the show right now. I'm sure.

Yeah, lurking, just waiting to report. Waiting to report. Oh, speaking. So he, so didn't he, he did, he kind of trolled the other. We didn't get to talk about this. I think you mentioned it last week, didn't he? I did. I talked about it a little bit because I didn't see any of it.

So I just got the after effect. Well, apparently he's riding my enigma. He was, yeah. I mean, because he didn't he blank out like what looked like your last name, like where it was like you could see like, oh, who's he gonna talk about? He left some letters in, but I think he did it poorly so you could tell it wasn't me and it's a dickhead.

Guest it. Yeah, but it's like, but he did it poorly so you could tell it wasn't me. That it wasn't you. A dickhead guessed it. Yeah, but it's like, but he did get clicked. And I mean, he definitely, yes, he got, he took advantage of my fan base. Which is clicks for his shitty, you know what? I don't like to pop comedy. So I'm like, you know what? Good for you.

Like I'll give you some credit. That's like, that's what you should be doing. Right. I mean, shit like that's like, ah, jokes on you. Like I'll give you some credit. That's like, that's what you should be doing. Right. I mean shit like that's like, ah, jokes on you. I got a bunch more clicks than I out of just curiosity than I ever would have gotten. He's testing the waters of being a little sucker fish to my gargantuan whale. Yeah, he's a remora on your white shark. Which by the way, I have cut down my willness by, dude,

I'm the last way to Burning Man. I lost a lot of antilocents, I got, I was 195 the other day. Holy shit. One, I'm on your ass, Sean. I know. I'm gonna catch you. I know, I'm going the other way.

You, yeah. I'm gonna, everything that you drink now is just fattened with protein. I'm fattening you up like a Christmas pig. Oh, I can do it every time you, all the coffee is, I stick a whole entire piece of butter in your coffee when you come up. That's why it's so good.

No, I can, man, I just have no discipline right now. Uh, whatever I wanted to all week. It's amazing. I feel so skinny I shaved. You know, every, the reason that Gillette took a $2 billion loss in my opinion recently is not because of their war on men or whatever they're trying to sell like you know, do you remember that controversy right? No, for Gillette.

Yeah. No. Gillette released this ad and it was, it was a meat spin and it said, if you think this is gay, you're a big it. Meat Gillette. It was a meat spin. It was a transsexual woman getting drilled from gay, you're a big it. Meet Gillette. It was a meetspin. It was a transsexual woman getting drilled from behind and you could just see her dick spinning around.

That's called meetspin.com. Oh, God. Yeah. And that was Gillette's ad. They just bought the rights to that. It's can't be true. It's true. It's true.

And people were very offended by this. It's like, I, that doesn't make you gay. So their stock, their stock price went down like, or they lost two billion dollars. I still don't believe what you're telling me. What happened? Why on earth? Look at that. To let ad controversy. And you will see that there has been a controversy. And then it might be what I'm telling you. Then it might, okay. All right. I will do so. So they lost a bunch of money. But I think it's because guys just don't shave anymore. Like we're so fat, you can grow stout by ourselves.

You just go, ah, fuck it. Fuck it. Right, it's the off fuck it. Yeah. See off fuck it. That's what I think it is anyway. I think there's some truth to that. Here's the other reason I lost so much weight is because I got it sucked out of me by this

beautiful machine that I'm currently holding. That's a blow job machine. I heard about this. Look at this thing. I don't know why I thought it would be like the size of a Honda generator. I wish it was. Yeah. I honestly wish if I had a, I got to send, I got sent a promotional copy of the, the auto blow. Can you swap out the, the thing, the sleeve? Yeah. In case you like for an ethnic version, what do you mean? Yeah, for like if you want to it's like a mustache or yeah, what about it, dude? Gang people like blow jobs too. I assume that's true. Yeah, which would be shitty to take a sharpie

and like have to like dot on and whatever. Yeah, this is sucked off by an evil villain. Like with a curly. It came with a Wario attachment. Like a pointy, it pricks your balls every time. It's either Wario or an Italian grandmother. This is the greatest invention that has ever been made, I think, I would rather have this than a polio vaccine because not every, you get cured of polio once in your life,

but you need a blowjob six times a day. Am I right? And this, and I am putting this thing through its paces. It's amazing. I can't even look at it now. Look, John, look at it and tell that it's been used. Okay, man. That's what you're looking at.

I love, Johnny had one of the lines of the way he was like, is it dishwash or safe? And then like, is it dishwash or safe? And then like immediately everybody's thinking like, oh shit, there's jizz all over the dishes. Now you don't have to wash it. I certainly haven't washed it and I've used it a lot. It's just look at it.

Just look at it. I don't want to. Look, this thing will change your life. I don't want to. And I want everyone to use it. It didn't come with any, I rinsed it out pretty good. You know, I stuck like a paper towel in the mouth there and watched it is, it is the greatest thing that has ever been invented. And I love it. I don't know

how much it costs, but it's not, it has 10 blow job settings. Wow. And it learns. Is it? No, it doesn't work. Okay. that's bullshit. Okay, but they like trained it by watching blow jobs and seeing how and you can tell 10 different blow jobs. Really? 10 different blow job moods. Wow. So it's really good.

I love it. I don't know how to say it without shilling it, but I've well, I mean, 80s girl is taking a lot of work off of her hands. And other parts. She's used it multiple times. I intend to use, I'm gonna use it more than my Nintendo Switch.

That is my tagline for this. Better than the Switch. Auto blow, you will use it more than your Switch. Switch to auto-blow. Yeah. I'll put the auto-blow up against the Nintendo switch any day of the week. Right.

Auto-match, and you have to qualify with like an age demographic. I bet it's like about, you know, about 13, something like that. Well, 13 year old, definitely. There's no more than a switch. Switch is, switches last year's news, man. I mean, like, I want to make it, I want to make a cottage industry of auto-blowing, hook it up to an Arduino and a pad, it needs like, like you were saying with a generator,

I need to put a good set of chopper handlebars on this thing. So I can really strap in. I need a couple, I need a couple TV screens, like TV mounts to, you don't realize how bored you get of getting a blow job until you can just activate a different blow mode with the touch of a button. Well, variety and such, right? Yes.

Dear one of the 30 journalists receiving this unusual package, this is what I got. This is what I got included with the blow job. I love that guy followed through on it. Me too. I thought there's like a, I was like, oh yeah. I was like, oh that's a lot, you know, who knows?

I mean, he's probably a, you know, small company. It's probably, you know, there's probably a bit of dough in there that he doesn't want to necessarily get away for free. Yeah, right? So it's like he gives away 30 of them or? Inside this box, you'll find a sample of auto blow AI. If it's not apparent from the name or packaging,

it's a blowjob machine. AI. Does the AI just, it starts to learn how to bitch? Yeah. That's what you got to send it back for a new one. I mean, it's embarrassing to admit, but if the thing could talk to you, it would make it better. Like, that's what it needs to add. Yeah. Like, if they take the, because there's a lot of, it's not just getting your dick sucked.

There's a lot of stimuli in the whole orbit. I have five senses that I need titillated at all times, at all times. Right. And this is just one of them. Yeah. I need to smell. Mm-hmm.

I need hearing. Mm-hmm. I need to, like if they would sample the speech that these broads used to get their jobs done quicker. You think I could take a garbage out? I want you to try it. I'm not touching that thing. I'm not touching that. What if I show you how it works a little bit? No, I don't want to see that. What if I show you how it works a little bit? No, I don't want to see that definitely. Where it's like, look at how it's about, look at how it sounds.

First of all, that's a very erotic sound. Look at how it's bouncing, the lips are bouncing. And that's just mode one, John. There's many exciting modes that you can use. Jesus. Imagine the thumb comes apart. It plays, when you're done, the best part is it plays jock jams as soon as it, as soon as it senses your ejaculation.

Nice. Nice. Dada, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, I'm like nodding off. I keep that dopamine depression from kicking in. You know, as it does. That's right. I'm telling you, I want to be an engineer on this thing. I absolutely love it.

Holy shit. I don't know if I should read this. Thousands of men from 46 countries have pledged more than $700,000 on IndieGoGo to make it a real, wow. Why? Why have they done this? You might be asking if you're the stupidest person in the world. Yes. Yes. Prior to this device, all mechanized masturbators for men performed. I'm just reading an ad here, mechanically, let's see. The auto blow will be released to the public on September 26th. I hope you will try our device and write about your experience.

We ask that you publish only after September, oh, well, whoops. Okay. I can't contain my enthusiasm, friend. Yeah, and you know, he days. You're not actually, you're just talking about it. I'll put it in writing then. Yeah, sure. You know, any days. You're not actually just talking about it. I'll put it in writing, then. Yeah, sure. But you were talking about not being able to find things

before the show started, right? Because that is making me rage this week. I have lost somewhere in my house. I have lost like a stack of $40 in ones that I got at a strip club in Vegas. I was gonna say not use. And it is driving me insane all day every day that I cannot find this wad of ones somewhere in my house.

I was tearing shit apart. I found a wad of 20s and I was annoyed that I had found the wad of 20s versus the wad of ones that I was looking for. This was a net negative to my insanity. It's driving me fucking bonkers. I have ripped apart everything in the house, looking for this secret cash-a of strip club money,

because it's the only thing that works there. Try the car. I haven't tried my car. Here's what also makes me rage. I gave, I assume everyone is tired of burning me in stories. No, I mean, not really. I don't know if you did you even complete one last week. I'm not sure.

You know how I knew things were a little f**k-y? Why? I texted you on Monday, probably like mid-morning. Yeah. And, or maybe we were, I don't know, because I wasn't sure about if texts were getting through, so I think I emailed you, I'm like, hey, did you put anything down over the weekend? You know, so I can mix it or whatever.

And you're up back like, shit, no. I didn't. It was kind of a surprise that you, like, to you. You were so surprised yourself. You're like, you want to do one Monday, and You're like, you wanna do one Monday, and I'm like, you mean today? Yeah, today. Yeah, and then I was like, you know, I'm out of state,

and you're like, oh, I'll see if Johnny can do it. So I was like, I'm not sure that he knows what day it is. I don't, I think he thinks he's a son. And no, a planet I was on. I returned my, I borrowed my dad's truck. We used to be my truck in high school. Was that what was sitting out there? That thing's still alive.

Yeah. Does it have different wheels on it and everything? It's got, yeah, it's got four different wheels and four different things. My dad, impressive, that thing is still running though. My dad and his hilarious, Trumpian sense of humor decided to paint my truck. Oh, that's why.

And that's why. And that's why. Yeah, I don't know why he did this. That's why I didn't recognize it entirely. He couldn't contain his Mexican need to destroy a perfectly good car by painting something assing on it. Yeah. So he chose, I'm sure my mom had some chalk paint lying around in the garage and he goes, well, that's the last thing you'd expect to see in a car.

That's what I'll do with it. So the whole thing, it looks like trash. The car looks like trash because it is been weird. The paint was, was strange. Yeah, it was like very flat. Wasn't it? It's like a matte finish type thing. It looks like a chalkboard. It looks fucked.

Yeah. But you could draw paint on it. I guess if you wanna hear the worst sound in the world, it would be putting chalk on paint that's on a car. But he did that. So my goal in returning things to people is always to give them back in worst condition than when I got that.

I know. That's what somebody, back in the day when I owned a boat, you know, he said, if you're gonna lend a neighbor a mind said, you know, if you're gonna lend somebody your boat, you might as well just lend him your girlfriend because they're both just coming back fucked. Yeah, I want them to know that I used it and appreciated it.

Like if you give a back all clean and new, they're gonna think that, no, do you even use this thing? Yeah, what do you, I mean, if I'm wasting my time, yeah, with all this shit. There we go. So, as I say, I like to return things to people

in worst condition than they lend them out. Yeah. Which is, which is sometimes harder to do than you think. That's my point. You might have to work on it. I really tried to destroy the car, but you gotta cut that corner a little close and hit that post in a parking space, you know? Because of the chalk paint, it made it very difficult to do. However, I neglected

to drain, I filled up the gas for one last time and I was going to just short shift, shift my dad and give him like a quarter tank or an eighth of a tank left. Like I know how much gas it takes to get to my parents house and I was going to put a little bit less than that on E so that he would get it with the bright orange fuck you, no gasoline left in the truck. And I spaced out in my, in my, in my liquor hangovers or in miscellaneous hangovers. And I ended up giving him back a full tank of gasoline.

No, sir, it's not even worse. You didn't do what you thought, and it also looks like you said thank you. Yeah, I know, which is the worst part. That's the worst part. And this, so this motherfucker is sitting on $100 in gasoline, like I might as well have just given him a hundred. I might as well have just showered him with the ones

that I'm missing. Here you go, Dad. Thank you so much. I might as well have kissed him on the mouth, like Tom Brady's kid. I love you, Dad. Thanks so much for letting me borrow the car. I fucking love, I love you.

And here's a, here's a fun tank of gasoline that you can go do whatever you want with. And I also saved you the inconvenience of stopping and getting gas, because I fucking appreciate. You know what? Go to Home Depot. Don't even think about your, you'll forget something.

Go back, it's on me. It's on me, dad. Back and forth. Put drive around for a week, two weeks. Go put more fucked paint on this car that you ruined. You shit all over my high school car. Hold that thought. Hi, Vito.

Oh, okay. I just got back from Burning Man. Yeah. So I'm having trouble regesting, like always. Hahaha. Back in society. Yeah, it's back in the land of a man. It's terrible.

Is it? It's terrible, but I miss some real, I miss some quality Trump comedy. Yeah. I found this Alabama thing is ticked, been tickling me since I got back from the day I got back. Trump saying that Alabama is gonna get hit by. Oh yeah, this is Sharpie with the altering.

Yeah, it's not wrong if the president doesn't. I love how everyone's acting like he created it in the like it's probably just he probably just read a list right. Yeah, here's a list of shit. I mean, there was a there was some news article that he linked to eventually. That was like it might hit Alabama, you know, like some newscaster saying it, which I don't know, whatever. I don't know. I don't know who is wrong more often than like meteorologists or whatever. it's crazy Remember we were supposed was it two years ago. We're supposed to the biggest El Nino in 15 years everybody like

Rufers words. I mean everybody was putting on a new roof because it was gonna it missed us all together Because it was quote too large. Oh too big. Yeah, miss us the I know, I remember about shit. El Nino is Chris Farley's fat ass going, I am El Nino. That's what he said. The Nino. I love that the, I just like that we don't have to do the pretend to take, everyone's pretending to take this seriously now, because of the Alabama thing. Like, I don't need the president to just like stand up and go, yeah'm like oh yeah everybody you know we're all gonna be real serious about this thing like we don't now We don't we don't care. It's just like a looting thing right season. We're all looking for the mayhem

And there's so much attention being paid to Telling people how serious it is and that they need to evacuate just destroyed in one with one Floor like oh no, no, no, it it's not serious we're going the other way now It's not serious about right right Anyway, how you been I've been all right. It's been hanging out. Okay. It's I think I've been too much going on No, no not in my life anything been making you a ridge Accidentally giving your dad a full tank of gasoline That was That was mine. What did I have here?

I found that women, this one came in just before we started the show. Women's negative, this is real science, Sean. By the end of her life, the average woman will have a negative financial tax impact of $150,000. Really? How's that? The cumulative net, this was done by men going their own way industries, the study, which would buy the cumulative net fiscal impact per capita by gender and age group. Look at this, look at this craft.

So these are the only guys, this hump right here, this blue hump of people getting fucked and contributing to the system as men from the ages of 40 to, it looks like 79. That's the group powering. That's the group powering the economy. And this is women starting in the negative and getting a tiny little home towards

and then giving a big push to the end. Big dive. I've done trying. Yeah, $150,000. Oh boy. My only problem with it is that I don't get the credit for it. Do you know what I mean?

I would like to be just writing checks. I don't mind the money. I'll stand out in front of my house and sign checks to women all day if I could just get a thank you for it. Instead of a fuck you, just a full tank of gas. That's all I want. I just want, if I'm giving you the full tank of gas,

I at least want you to know where it came from. Which is not me in this case, but when I hit 40, it will be. Mm-hmm. What's the, who did the study again? I think it's, I'm pretty sure it's Gavin McGinnis personally did it. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know where it came from, but that's somebody sent it. It's a little institute. It's fun. Um, let's see. Let's see if I have any other studies here. Let's see Walmart stop selling guns. Did they stop selling guns? They're not selling ammo.

Not ammo. They're not selling a couple of different rounds. Yeah, the 223 and the 556, which is the AR. The 556 is a NATO round. They both fit the same go. Isn't it? No, no, no. It's 2, 3 and 556. 556, I thought it was 556.

I thought it was 556, too. I think it's 556 as I have. Whatever it goes. But that's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But it's like the 223, like that's, like somebody had written me when we were talking about this a lot.

And, you know, like basically, he's like, these aren't really even, they're underpowered for hunting rifles. He's like, people think AR-15, they're thinking M-16, right? It's like, that's like a two, like because you shoot deer with like a 30-30 or something like that. So it's like... Yeah, it's like. So it's like, it's like, it's something like that. That's what you hunt with.

So they're not carrying the fun AR-15 rounds anymore. Yeah, I mean, right. Or hand, let me see. It's completely public, you know, misconceptions about what an AR-15 actually even is. You mean in a salt rifle, 15? That's right. That's what it stands for. Yeah, I'm gonna send the name.

But, again, marketing. I also found out that the firearms industry coined that term, assault rifle to sell guns. Well, and that's what I just said. To make it, yeah. I know. To make it look bad, as well. Of course.

Walmart represents, so it's their fault. Walmart represents about 2% of the market for guns today. Yeah, it's 20% market share of ammunition sales. Because I'm sure it's cheap. That's probably, and there's Walmart everywhere. And they're always open. Gunstores are half the time I go to a gun store, it's closed for some fucking reason.

Honestly, if somebody had asked me where to get ammo, like the first thing I'd think would be like, I don't know what Walmart is. Dude, and gunstores are always sold out of Vamo. If you go in there and it looks like, I don't know. All my, dude, and gun stores are always sold out of, of Vamo. Yeah. Like you go in there and it looks like, I never keep enough on hand. It looks like there's a zombie invasion or a, a, a, a, a, a, a,

FEMA invasion. Yeah. Every time you go there, like this, the shelves are totally bare. No, to every time. No, Dick's sporting goods stop selling guns all together. And I, apparently, they've taken a huge hit because of the, fuck them. That was like four years ago or something. Something maybe I think is more recently than that.

But Wal-Mart's change to ammunition policies will reduce its market share from around 20% to between six and nine percent. So if you want to go into a place. So if you shoot up a place they'll stop selling guns again. No, I'm interesting because then they had to piss salt into the wound with this. We encourage our nation's leaders to move forward and strengthen background checks and to remove weapons from those who have been determined to pose an imminent danger. He said, oh, you're for that? No, I don't know. Just how it's a stunning engrave that I can help the rea- That sounds stunning engrave.

Congress, I think you can- That's bravery to stop selling a thing in a store. I think you can probably stack up all these canned brave responses and just go an entire day with only saying then. Congress and the administration should act, given our decades of experience selling firearms we are also offering to serve as a resource in the national debate on responsible consales oh good for you guys

uh... no no indication of whether or not walmart is going to stop selling coke faster than uh... Niagara Falls tosses water over the side or any any of the massively widely available, if you'd like to buy 10,000 Oreo cookies and eat them in your RV in the parking lot, step right up, Sean, they can help you out with that.

They'll get some ammo. Yeah, but if you sit there and guzzle coke, it doesn't kill the people in the next car. It doesn't kill the people in the next car. It doesn't kill the people in the next car. Yeah, that's kind of the Walmart itself is the, is the militarized assault cookie machine that goes from town to town, right, shitting partially hydrogenated oils directly into your fucking veins. That's my problem. They're the only game in town.

A lot of the time america gets by on being big fat rascal writers because we are also arm to the teeth if you take away the arm from the teeth we might have to stress a big fat guy with too many opinions no one is intimidated by that i got that for that that's not a bad not an intimidating individual funny that. That's not the America I want. Okay, get 300,000 deaths a year from obesity. I got the stats for you this time. Yeah, I really want- How far fewer from hand guns?

I just saw a stat that said- Or from guns. From guns. They did a study of the different armed forces, branches, and the Navy is 24% obese. Really? Yeah, I'm like, isn't that a wing of the armed forces? Yeah, like, medically obese. Yeah, medically obese. Really? Yeah, I'm like, isn't that like a wing of the arm forces? Yeah, like

medically obese. Yeah, medically obese. You know what? It's harder. It's easier to get medically obese than you think. I looked, I know it's up. No, morbidly obese is a different, but yeah, just medically obese. It's not that much. I looked, I looked at the obese chart. It's like 20, 25 pounds, isn't it? It's not very much. Yeah. When I was at my fattest at like 20, 25 pounds, isn't it? It's not very much. That's right. Yeah. When I was at my fattest at like 220, yeah. Before, I can't believe you were ever, you never weighed that much. Dude.

Uh, yeah. I was disgusting. I had a beer, I was, my beard couldn't grow fast enough to cover my fat face. Yeah. This was a two months ago. I've lost 25 pounds in,

this course of like two months. Um, I checked that chart. It's like, oh, let's see how fat I am. Like I'm definitely not obese. This is just, check it, I loaded the chart up and it was like obese, but tickling against morbidly obese. I thought, okay.

Solidly obese. I filed a DMCA complaint with Google to get that. I was like, yeah, I've removed this from my search results. What were you saying? Just that the most fit military branch was the Marines at 8% obese. That still seems like high percent. It does the Marines, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. I wish it was more. You want more fat Marines. I want an entire division of the armed services. That's all the fat guys. The job is coming down the line. Fat squad. You can't be, you can't segregate

by color or anything. You segregate by weight. Wait, this division, the sandbag division, they absorb, you know, incoming rounds. That's kind of intimidating though. Like if you go to Afghanistan, and you go, look at how much we have, just surrender.

We don't even, we do have, our soldiers are so overweight because we just have so many things. And I go, they're sending in the tanks, like those aren't tanks. This is guys with combat, rascal scooters rolling in, two guns, a dildo in one hand, you know, right in that, this is how rich we are, we don't care. We just live this life of Xs. Yeah, I like that.

Give up. Like a... Submit. Like that doom villain, that big blob with the chain gun arm. Oh yeah. That's what I want. That's what we need that brigade. That's what space force is gonna be, okay.

You were right, that there's... Taking up space force. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 33,000 deaths a year from firearms. Okay. And I think that I'm going to be a shiver.

That's a dental murder. So all that kind of stuff, just everything. Yeah, a guy makes a joke about a gun and someone beats him to death with a frying pan, that also counts. It's absolutely anything. You look at a gun wrong, have a hard attack. Oh, that counts. That counts as two.

300,000. Here's something else. They're looking about 10%. Yeah, yeah. The density, this is actual research. The density of an area's Walmart super centers can significantly affect the obesity rate. According to this study, opening an additional store per 100,000 residents increased in areas average body mass by 0.24 units or 10.8% of the sample obesity rate. So Walmart causes more deaths of then guns. Well 10.4%. It's right there, isn't it? It's right there. And I'm gonna give them suicides. You're right in the range. Yeah, so fuck you, Walmart, you fucking jerks. You betrayed America.

We're supposed to be a country of big fat slabs who think they're supermodels and Rambo. Well, they're helping with half of that. They're getting the slub part. The slub part. They're not arming us after we get slub in the future. Now we're just gonna be grease. Yeah. Yeah.

Nobody like, nobody wants to pick that slob so you think they're God's gift to women. What else do I have here? Occupational licensing. I also had to make me a rage. I don't know. Maybe this is two stats heavy. Do you know what that is? Sorry, I just, I blame, I think I had a stroke. Occupational, I think that's a minute. Do you know what that is? Sorry, I just, I blame, I think I had a stroke. Occupational license.

I'd like to say. Do you know what that is? Occupational license. To for just any occupation, basically. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of things where you do have to get something of note that you passed whatever. So it's registered with the state or whatnot. It's very weird.

Like don't you have to get like a hair cutting license? You think cut, somebody's hair would would be like just something you can do. Cosmetologists are subject to 11 months more training than EMTs. Well, that's because that's the thing. What's the do? Everybody needs to understand, I know this, having been and you know work like this, it's all about revenue for the state. You've got to do things like continuing education.

You've got to do, you've got to pay the state of fee every month, they get a percentage of any of your initial training. So it's a completely just revenue generator. You don't need a license to do, or you don't need anything to do. It's a cut here. No, I think the L-pads you covered there. Oh, this person really sucks at hair cutting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 100%. You'll go, they'll bring you to court if you try to cut hair with a license, eh? It's like against the law. Yeah, it's crazy. It's a good thing you're on. They're using your money to get you.

They'll find you hundreds of dollars. I might be making this up, but I think there was like a guy used to go, you know, like give homeless people free haircuts. And then like, you don't have a license. Perfect. I think their homeless, I'm just making sure they're not disgusting so they can get a job. And then like, eh then like, you don't have a license. Perfect. I think their home was, I'm just making sure they're not disgusting so they can get a job.

And then like, yeah, well, I'm not about that harder. Occupationalizing laws is making it illegal to work in an occupation without getting the government's permission. I'm surprised I don't have comedy licenses. I have collaborated. Don't bring that up loudly. Over the last few decades, today licensing affects

as many as three in 10 workers, more than 1,000 occupations. Blah, blah, blah. They should only have that if your occupation is gonna kill somebody. I mean, I guess you could cut against that. I guess impact helps. You could cut your hair wrong and stab him in the face,

but I think that's- I think you could stab him and just- Yeah, I don't think that anywhere. Yeah. And I also think that's like the least trusted occupation. Everyone's already at a distrustful like a, if I go into my hair cut, um, that's the most expensive I've ever been in my life. Like you, I'm watching every fucking move. Uh, that's the only reason I added the mirrors because people were just wanted to out. So my carbors were gonna lock out as with the barber the whole time.

They're like, don't you dare. I sit there the entire time. See the name, doing small talk. You're like, what the fuck do you know about barbers? When was the last time you've been to a barber? I got my hair cut before burning man. Thank you very much. Did you get trimmed up?

Yeah, and I like, I pulled it back and I looked like a respectable individual. Oh no, shit. He's so distrustful of barbers that he avoids them as long as possible. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let me see here. It's estimated that licensing costs the US economy between 1.8, 1.9 million jobs, between 183 and 197 billion each year in misallocated resources

and lost. It's another, because like, because like, how they fuck you. That's absolutely, yep, absolutely. How they fuck you. If you're not keeping track of your own taxes correctly, there goes thousands of dollars.

If you don't have your licensing up today, there goes another fuck you tax of thousands of dollars. Everything's funneling you into the life subscription where you sit in a fucking desk and try not to hit on all the hot women in your office because that's the only time you get any social interaction with someone of the opposite sex because they're too fucking terrified to go to bars. Yeah. And you just have to sit there with a never ending series of reasons for being on your wall.

I need my latest reason for existing on my wall here so I can continue to spin myself into debt. It's just me and my blowjob machine. I'm excited. You want to give it a shot? Right here right now. Well, no. Jesus Lord. You want to? Where'd you get a blowjob

machine? They sent it to me. They view it. They're saying, oh, no, no. Walmart instead of a. The circle. The inventor of the auto. What is the MSRP of a blowjob? I think it's an 80 bucks. 180 bucks. You will use this more than you use your Nintendo switch. That's probably that's my That's my tagline. I'm in plans of switch. Now you're definitely use this way. You're gonna be playing some lowjacks. I can use them both.

So hooked on switch, I can help. If they make a switch attachment, then I'm excited. That'd be good, a controller attachment. Yeah, it's fine. I'll play Mario, we'll print this peach screams at my dick. That's the dream, man. It's the new term for button master. I always see here, I got here. And it's also, it's also nice.

Makes the service worse than causes more health has. I don't know if anyone cares about this shit licensing. Well, it's just- Is it health has? I would take away, this isn't any like huge insight, but people who aren't licensed don't, because it's like you said, seven take away, this isn't any like huge insight, but people who aren't licensed don't, because it's like you said seven out of 10 jobs

don't require it. But still, 30% significant. You just have to realize that it's 100% revenue. That's all it is. Just go, oh, that's just another way I'm getting fucked. Just understand that. And you just gotta immediately break the law. Immediately, like, who's got a bunch of money?

The need to spend money on a fucking piece of paper that absolutely nobody will ever check that is basically verifying you as organic, which anybody could immediately see that you are. That is the very last on the shit that I'm gonna spend money on to support myself. So everybody's already a criminal. You wanna live?

Yeah, that's too bad. You wanna live in, you wanna try to, well they wanna try to feed yourself, you're a criminal, congratulations. And they want you out there to continue to make money so they can hit you. They can throw a dart whenever and go, oh yeah, I'm sure he's been doing something wrong.

Yeah, for the last 20 years. Yeah. Okay, let's set up a payment plan now for you. You're really, very, really, galody. Yeah. You're not gonna go to jail because I want you out there paying them. 10 bucks to, 10 bucks to license yourself as a teacher.

You, if you get caught not doing it, oh, that's 500. Mm-hmm. As seems a little steep, don't you think? Yeah, all right, there you go. That's that one. Let's see what else I got here. A judge getting criticized, landed a guy in the slamer. Oh, yeah. I heard about that one. Pretty bad, right? Yeah.

If it's, it's one of those things where I'm like, I would like more details to make sure this isn't some. Me too. So I got that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I read the petition and that was like, I was like, I feel a little flimsy because you don't

normally just throw a guy in jail for that, but if that's actually what went down, I think it is. People are very protective of judges and law enforcement. Who should be kind of, who should be. It's matter, let's be real. Yeah, the defeatings don't. Let's also, the live thing I can support,

but not- You're not gonna bother me live, you're not gonna bother me. They should be harassed constantly, especially judges who, as we've seen on this show, don't do anything. Well, you know, most people do as little as they, as they need to do to get by. It's like, yeah, it wasn't, wasn't my case.

I don't know, not really my, not really my job, I, you know, I have some concerns, but it's just easier, you know, I mean, if it was, he, if it should have been taken care of, then he would have taken care of it. Somebody would have taken care of it. You know, what am I supposed to do here? The Vic Lasagna case kind of fell apart.

It sounds like. Oh, you did a bunch of stuff come out about him? No, it's just a, his lawyer. I don't know if you read the transcript, it just sounded like he was very unprepared. So I don't know if that's... I have a bit of information on that. You know how Vic Lasagna is suing all those,

suing a bunch of people for defamation yeah torches tor torches you know chance of country yeah tort law tort yeah i don't know that means i don't think that is sounds good it's tort law baby they went to court they went to court to see if it would get tossed out is all the defendants tried to

get a tossed out with this tcp. But the judge decided the judge, which the judge decided that Vic had to prove his case based on evidence now and not that his case had merit on the surface to go to discovery. Wow. So the judge was asking for, well, how much did your client lose? He's like, well, that's not what this is for. We're supposed to be here to show that he may have lost something. And then we move into the discovery phase where we can get documents and figure out exactly what. Right now we don't have the full deck of cards.

Yeah, because we need some from the other side that they're going to have to give us. And you know, when I, so. Yeah, because at this point, they can't do discovery, basically. Right, discovery's halted, because they're saying this is frivolous, throw it out, because it's frivolous,

and the judge said, well, is it frivolous and prove it? Prove the whole case. Did you read the transcript or anything like that? No. I don't know. Like a lot of people are arguing about on Twitter. I'm not a lawyer, I don't know. But there was like very clear points where the judge... Don't, that's stop you.

The judge is like, okay, so you want conspiracy. What's the evidence you have? And he's like, I'm not really sure. And he's like kind of digging through the papers. I kind of sat, he's like, there was a lot of like going through the papers. Little slip shot. That should be like, you have an answer, a media.

Why are you suing for defamation? Yeah. What's your main piece of evidence? He's like, I got this tweet here and they're like, Vicks name's not even on that tweet. I don't know who that tweets about. You don't have the context for it. I hope Ty didn't fuck up, but I mean, people are arguing it.

Again, I'm not aware. I could be completely mischaracterizing it, but I read the, there's one point in the thing where the judge ruled, he's like, the defamation claim is like tossed out. Yeah. And then like 10 minutes later, he's like, all right, so that's all tossed out and ties like, what about the defamation claim? Oh, no. So I got to tell you how 10 minutes ago, where are you?

And then he literally goes like, sorry, judge, I'm just not listening. And then judge goes, you should try listening. Somebody that's like, land out, but sad. Somebody in the courtroom's like, he was making like a self-deprecating joke. And I'm like, don't tell the judge you're not listening to. Don't make jokes. Yeah.

You're already sucks. Yeah, you don't get to make jokes because you're not a fucking, you're not together. Unless you get a direct eye red, it was pretty bad. Unless you get a comedy license, don't, don't be making jokes, buddy. License comedian don Don't right. It's dangerous. It could kill people. I'm sorry, you're on or I'm not listening or something like on the nose line. They fucking blurred this thing out. So I can't see it. Why?

Oh, it doesn't need you to sign in or something. I don't know. It's because you have an ed boy. It is it is increasingly harder to get information. I know. In this world, Sean, I have no choice. Most of our articles aren't even finished. I have no choice but to just run with the headline anymore. Because I cannot. That's only allowed to get three instances

of information every month. Isn't that crazy? It is so fucking annoying. It really is. I don't understand why those articles get linked so much considering I can't read to them. Yeah. Just read this newer Times article, I'm like,

how? How? I think there's like paste in it. Are you all paying in 1999? Are you all paying in 1999? But everybody just picked, every other source just basically picks up shit. So it's like it, you know, it's,

there's like, I think there's like three journalists. Like I think that's it. And only their moms are paying for their stupid articles. Yeah. You know what I printed it out the whole time? How about that? Oh, yeah. Chesterfield Townshipman is being held on a $500,000 bond and faces a misdemeanor, accused

of posting implied threats to a McComb County judge related to the death of his young son. I think so. Key, I want to talk about something like this. Remember when I was alone here and applied threats, I want to hear what constitutes that bullshit. You remember when I was laying into that cop that was telling 80s girls she shouldn't be dating someone like me? Yeah.

Cause people are calling her work. Maddox's ex-girlfriend was calling her the day. Yeah. So she went into report a violation of the restraining order in the cop said, well, you shouldn't be dating a guy who brings this kind of, brings this kind of pain in the ass in life. Just like, what the fuck? Good advice.

Okay, thanks, Don. I think you're like, so I shot him breaking the law. No, they're breaking the law. No, thanks, buddy. You want to take me to dinner? You're right. I'm texting him right now. Jonathan Vanderhagen 35. Oh man, was arrested in jail. July 11th for posting comments and images about

judge Rachel Ranchilio related to his late son, Killian, who died at 21 months in September while under the care of his mother. Ranchilio filed a police complaint against Vanderhagans. I think what happened was, if I can summarize this, the judge awarded custody to the unfit mother who then killed the son. Well, did she kill him? He died. Or let him die.

Grand, I don't know how the kid died. Was it his mother or the mother? The mother. Yeah, the mother. The mother is this. The state has died. Where is McComb? I don't know how the kid died. Was it his mother or the mother? A thumb mother. Okay, yeah. Released it to the mother. The state of it. He died. Where is McComb? I don't know.

I can feel the. Alabama. Is it? I'm sure. Maybe Hurricane got him. Maybe it did. Winned poisoning. Winned poisoning?

Yeah. That's what I've been in some enclosed airplanes where that's a thing. He posted 10% of a $10,000 bond, but was thrown back in jail. Lucido said that the postings weren't threat. He likes to hint around the fringes of it. In my opinion, their threatening nature after the no contact order was put in place. Lucidio said it.

No contact for who, the judge. The judge. Yeah, they're alluding to. So he didn't even mention her by name. He talks about images. Big things happening behind the judge. The judge, yeah, they're alluding to, so he didn't even mention her by name. He talks about. Images, the big things happening behind the scenes, we are God's soldiers. Well, that's good.

I mean, yeah, right, right, that's, yeah. I wanna see what messages he posted, because like, if he was just like criticizing her shore, and he's like, God, I hope that a gun doesn't show up at her door magically, or some shit. I don't know. I don't think he said that.

And then he talks about posts that say judgment day. Oh, yeah, it's pretty bad. Yeah, but to ruin said, the new post constituted continued attempt to try and intimidate and harass and maliciously use a telecommunications device. When the fuck did these judges turn into such pussies? About the same time as Major League Baseball umpires did. And then basketball referees.

Like you are the fucking Pope out. You understand that we give you power to fucking to take away people's lives. You are gonna get death threats all the time and by the way, you deserve them. Comes with the territory. You 100% deserve them for having the audacity to say, yeah, you know what?

I am smart enough to fuck up a guy's life. My judgment is so good that I will determine if you are allowed to be a human being or not. Fuck you! That is, you have forfeited all civility for the rest of your fucking life because you're not a good enough lawyer to cut it in that world. Can cops now file that kind of stuff for like getting called a Nazi or you know, anything like that?

That's what Keon warned me about. He said, be careful, shitting on the cop on your show because they will hit you with this law enforcement intimidation. I'm thinking intimidation, are you fucking kidding me? They have a monopoly on violence.

That's like their whole thing. I can't do shit. And I can't buy certain rounds anymore. I can't even go to Walmart anymore. Oh my God, intimidate a cop if I can't get ammo. Right. The Walmart is a travesty. Um, be real shame if Walmart started selling ammo again.

Up, you're going to jail, buddy. That's it. Yeah. Uh, the heightened bond. Let's see. Blah, blah, blah. See what I don't understand is these judges go to, I mean, like, it takes a lot of work to become a judge, right?

You just have to be a bad lawyer. I, and then other lawyers will promote you to be a judge so that they can get their kind of like thoughts and- How do you become a judge, though? Is there like a task? I think you get elected. Yeah, yeah, I think we do. Are all judges elected?

I don't know about that. But they get nominated by like they get funded and nominated. Yeah. And they certainly lobby, they campaign, right? I mean, that's- Yeah, just Diclist in New York. Did it all himself. Right.

I'm just saying like, you think they would know first amendment law pretty well, but I guess they just don't care. And it's a living document, Vito. You don't understand that it's all about, it's all about being so above everyone that your interpretation is, the only one that matters. The reinterpretation of the moment.

That's how smart they are. So I'm being told public social media outrage. So Emberg told the McComb daily that the bond is completely unprecedented at a level reserved for gangsters, killers. Oh yeah, it's a bond of a half a million, right? That's insane. So a guy gets his kid killed.

Kid dies. Yeah. Criticizes the judge and then she throws him in jail. Yeah. And by the way, we're in the middle of Suicide Prevention Month in case anybody needs a clue why men are murdering themselves at an unprecedented level. Here you go. Dumb bitch sitting on a bench throws you in jail. Yeah. You get done wrong and then you have to, you know, you basically, you have to pay the person who did you wrong. And it's also important that you say out loud you were not wronged. Go ahead. We're now, we're now, we're, we're listening. Call the suicide prevention hotline and tell us how nothing is wrong in your fucking life. Yeah. There are no threats, he said, blah, blah, blah, blah. People just wanna acknowledge what they've done

and be reprimanded for. She said her son is a very calm person. Who's a- Who, the mother? Yeah, who now faces up to six months in jail. Well, good for you. Six months in jail. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I do wanna know, I mean, he's talking about judgment day, but if he's talking about it loosely, it's not a problem. Good for you. Six months in jail. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I do want to know, I mean, he's talking about judgment day, but if he's talking about it loosely, it's not a problem. If that were a man, this isn't a story. The judge? Yeah.

Yeah, what can you imagine? I mean, it is a female judge, right? No, I mean, this is just a fact. This isn't even like a, they're coming after us, man. Blah, blah, blah, it's just, you know, it's a fact because, yeah, women say you don't understand what it's like to be a woman and have a man threaten you like that. So it's like, of course, this is gonna be a fucking judge then because that comes with, that comes with a tear toward a car.

Oh no, there's, there's YouTube videos ad nauseam where you, showing, you know, people who are just sentenced threatening the judge literally like, I will fucking kill you. Like, it's like, take him, put him in a fucking cell. I'm gonna go have lunch. It's, yeah, yeah. Let me see if I got, I got one more. Guards, Taser, you got one of those? Yeah. Take the guy down. It's stupid. I got a study, but I can't find what it is. It's about emotional emotional understanding and Politics, I don't know if I can find it here. We've also got cantillans In the studio there is the co-host of the now-defunct Chris can I saw that yeah Cantillians, do you want to give um?

Do you want to give an o-bit on my favorite podcast and the best podcast of the day? You were loving that podcast, I remember. So fun. You were really loving it. It's so funny. What happened in your opinion? Cameron Clark happened. Oh, Cameron Clark happened. What happened literally?

So, as everybody knows, Chris has a couple of problems, just a few. He's got a good voice, doesn't he? Yes, he does. Thanks. And he sounds even better when you're running the equipment. Oh, yeah, I'm terrible. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I thought you were taking a shot at John. I was like, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Anyways, so yeah, Chris decided that he never wants to do the show ever again because we are making fun of him. He had no idea that, you know, I was actually trying to help. I was trying to find him a girlfriend, but now Cameron Clark just got in his ear and it's all done.

He took down. Well, what about all the times he was talking about wanting to make love with your dogs? What? You can't now. Yeah, he was making, he was more of a bully than you were on that show. I was going to fly down there, I was going to help him out.

I was going to be his wingman at the bar, but he just fucked up. It sounded like there was going to be a whole arc. It's cut short. I was hoping so. Yeah. I was waiting for the lawsuit arc, because he was going to have to go to court. It's happening at the end of the year. And I was really hoping that they can finalize this.

Oh man. Yeah, but it's done. Soundcloud, the Patreon and, you know, things, everything. They've had everything taken down. Everything. Like filed DMCA complaints or whatever. Everything. And I had like, what, 50 bucks a month, so Patreon's like, fuck this guy.

Who cares? Yeah. He did send me this. But it's the un, it's the, you know, unfulfilled potential of what that little, you know, that little baby could have grown up to be president of the United States. It's hard to keep a podcast going, Sean. Yeah.

People by their nature, men by their nature hate each other. And they don't want to do anything together. Yeah. Just being in this room, I'm already upset. I'm upset. That's why I got this. Yeah, yeah. This blow job is to keep looking at it.

I just keep looking at it. I just keep working on that. If I had one of those, I wouldn't be here with these jokes. He's Chris sent me, I tried to talk him into doing the show again. Appreciate it. I was just saying that, you know, I thought, I know that you get the joke. And because you participate in it and you also make jokes yourself. Because I'm just sick of being used, like Dr. Rachel used me to be friends. I said, well, I think she wanted to be friends in the first place, but then you used to

be friends. I'm not used to being like, she would have got something out of her head. She definitely didn't get anything from you, bud. She just didn't want to be friends anymore. And she said, he can't stop saying insane things. Yeah, because you want like a romantic relationship and she doesn't. He said, he said this, which I thought was funny, when women decide to be friends with you one day, this is an email from Chris. And then the next day they don't, it's a hormonal imbalance that can

be corrected through the use of natural progesterone, emphasizing the words natural. So no, it's not normal for women to not want to be around. It's a hormone, right? So it's, yeah. Tell that to 80s girl when you see her. Oh, God. Yeah.

Make sure she's aware of this. Also, I would say that there would be an alternate doctor who practices natural medicine to agree with me on that. So they agree with a lot of things, and they're fucking stupid. I miss it. I'm really miss it. It's not takes.

I'm sorry that it ended for you. Hopefully it'll be back. I appreciate you trying. You're the one that brought it back in the first place. Yeah. After road rage Vegas. Oh, yeah. I got to do this again.

That's right. I really liked it. Yeah. I'm trying to find out. Yeah. Dick tends to trick people into doing things and having them think it's their idea. That's what he's known for the most valuable story.

That's called inspiring people. What is that? Trick. What's going on? What do you mean? I'm like, Tony, you don't say that shit about Tony Robbins that he tricks people into changing their lives, but I have to trick people. Well, I would stop saying it if you'd give seminars.

Okay, that's a good idea that you just had, Sean. I know. I don't trick women into sucking my dick. I inspire them to do it. That's like my dick. Yeah, it's in two. And to lead quickly. You have to really, it's like hook fin.

Yeah, yeah. This dick, I'm sucking my own dick, crazy over here. And I'm like, what's this guy doing, suck? What are you doing? Paying to fence and jerking off, it's the best. We can take the ball off and paying the fence. You're gonna have the best time. Yeah.

Bring your, tell your friends. Tell your friends. I'm trying to find this study that's... Classic parable. I'm trying to find this study that's a lower emotional intelligence. Thanks for having me. Right wing views. Yeah, a prejudice right wing views.

Nice. Pretty loaded study. Look at the picture that. Yeah. I guys got a mage of fever. You got, yeah. That's it. That's it.

Looks like meatloafaf fucked Lex Luger. This is a serious psychological study. People with lower emotional intelligence are more likely to hold right wing views, study vines. And then they have, because of the lack of empathy. Well, that's what they're saying. Yeah, I mean, what is emotional intelligence to find? And then, well, that's that there's some people who say

that that's, it's kind of not really a thing right and then they've got a picture of a guy who's obviously been kicked out of a child sporting event yeah right um... but this was a murk. New research from Belgium provides evidence that deficits and emotional understanding and emotional management are related to right wing and prejudice attitudes the study has been published in a journal motion. I have a lifelong interest in political philosophy and political ideology in particular. And the observation that left wing and right wing and adherence tend to differ on so many psychological

characteristics is amazing, says study offer, Elaine Van Heel. Is that amazing though? Not at all, it's not amazing. Perfect sense, yeah. They're ideologies. Many scholars have investigated the cognitive basis of ideology in general and right-wing ideological attitudes

in particular. In the present study, we want to investigate a similar relationship, but exist for emotional abilities. So I read this and it's not, I don't think it means what the headline means. It probably not, because. Probably not. The emotional shit, which at first I think is funny that people will take emotion EQ as

As gospel. Yeah, that's you, but if you say IQ You will go. Whoa. That's an expulsionary like yeah until IQ that's impossible to measure. There's no way we can There's no way we can ever quantify intelligence as it's just too big and too, oh yeah, who does your taxes? Uh, never mind, never mind, just random man. Anybody, um, does he have any metals in his name? Um, it means the way they use right wing like this means the, uh, uh, readiness to submit to authority and comfort with the authoritarian systems,

which is both sides. Like the extremes on both sides is ultimate political correctness and like ultimate authority from God or some kind of God, fat God figure with weird hair. Right? I thought that part was interesting. Like they can't function without that,

and they have no ability, and they have a much, they have a hindered ability to process emotions, which is every, once again, everybody in the middle who can like have a conversation with somebody without needing, without needing some kind of like star warsian archetype system of you look like this. Yes. Therefore you are like this or you or the a reverse, which is you are like this. Therefore your background is like this is once again dog piling on the middle and

fucking things up because they don't have enough shit to do. Sure. I thought that's a little interesting. It's being sold is something it's not, but I thought it was interesting. Right wing authoritarianism is what personality trade the describes, the tendency to submit to political authority and be hostile towards other groups. So it's not anything to do really with that headline, so just not so much.

That's what they always do with these psychiatric studies. Yeah. Like somebody has to study and play. It's always more subtle and nuanced than, or then you think it is. Yeah. It'll be like people have varying taste patterns and they'll be like,

chocolate cares cancer. And they're like, I don't see how you got that from that, but okay. You clicked on a thodin chest. Exactly. All social dominance orientation is a measure of a person's preference for inequality among social groups. That sounds entirely reasonable. Do we have news?

Is that what everybody's jumping around for? You know, you should get that. I'm not beautiful. Aladda here, you son of a bitch. Beautiful on the inside. You are. Which doesn't count for anything in today's day and age. How are you?

Sean. Hello. What's your you? Sean. Hello. What's your name? Ari. Ari. Can you say it again, Vito is making silly noises with his microphone? Ari. Ari.

Hi. Hi. I'm Dick. This is Sean. This is Vito. Hi. Hello. These are any more names than that, and I couldn't remember.

So I'm not going to do it to you. Love it, love it. All right. Let's see what we've got. You have beautiful, caramel like my girlfriend, so the camera is actually calibrated for once, correctly. Thank you. Here we go.

Just get rid of us. You have to forgive me. My mind is very frazzled and broken since returning from burning man. So you might have to repeat some things and that's the only reason I promise. Are you blessed off? Yeah, I blessed it off big time. It happens. Okay. Like a Soviet rocket blowing up on the launch bed.

Right in my own face. Yeah. You know what I did? I said, I said, deities girl, where were sitting down drinking or partying or something like that. I said, wow, this, this, this smiley's getting right on top of me. When I close my eyes, your smile is replaced by a green grid. And that's when I realized that that was not the only thing. It's because I don't think that's, I don't think that's what you think it is.

I said, oh God, you're right. Um, oh no. I shouldn't have accidentally taken. You just ate more acid than anyone I've ever seen. Oh, I forgot about that. Thank you. Okay, what do we have in the news today? I haven't listened to any news in two weeks

and it's been the happiest I've ever been in my life. I know, I've really been staying away. It's great. It's, yeah, it's just over saturation. And you just, yeah, people, people just fucking suck. People don't realize all you need in life, you don't need news. All you need is constant stimulation by beautiful, scantily clad women, and drugs, and alcohol, and no job. And all and just a ton of people who are doing the same thing around you. It's so simple.

It's so simple, Sean. Why don't people realize that? I don't know. People complicate their own lives needlessly. Yeah, I think. Yeah, okay, enough. And always more acid. That's always it.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yes. It's harmless. Well, you know what else I was wondering? I don't know if this is getting, I hate talking about drugs and I hate listening to people do it, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

I was thinking, oh, maybe I shouldn't be doing this many hardcore drugs because I'm gonna feel a little loopy the next day. But then I realized I'd drink a gallon of vodka and I feel like the incarnation of death the next day without batting an eye. That has to be much worse. I think alcohol is one of the most harmful things you can put in your body. Yeah, except for a baby, probably.

Well, if that baby goes in your body, it's the harmless harmful thing that's ever happened to anyone. That would be... Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. A woman in Australia was killed by a rooster who pecked at her leg.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Get on that, get on that mic if you can. One of those varicose veins, I guess. Oh, that's editorializing. God bless that rooster. I was wondering why those were bad, I guess, because they're like exposed, but. Wait, it really pecked a varicose vein? Or it, oh. It just pecked at her leg and were bad, I guess, because they're like exposed, but. Wait, it really packed a varicose vein?

Or, oh. It just impacted her leg and she died, I guess. Must've been, no. I bet it was like bacteria or something, or some kind of infection. Yeah, she was feeding it, I guess it like got back of her leg. It was very aggressive. She was feeding it?

Really? 76 years old. Dead. Dead by rooster. Good in a way, though. Yeah. I hate all of the people who are raising chickens now as a lifestyle. Just to have the farm-presh eggs and I don't know what they're doing. It's their little nod to like sustainable.

I don't know what they're doing. It's like a little family. It's a sinister conspiracy. Well, like you got side of your neighbor's got chickens, you're like, what are they doing? They're doing well there. It's a bit over there. I can go, our eggs are so fresh. Like yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like certain groups, I haven't wished my eggs were fresher. Yeah, I think it's hipsters doing it now. Yeah. That's kind of what's going on. I always thought it was like a Mexican family thing. Oh no, it's been doing it for a forever fuck. No, like, are you Mexican? No, but I feel like you have a little Mexican thing. Oh no, it's been doing it for a forever, fuck. No, like, are you Mexican? No, but I feel like you have a little Mexican in you.

Sure, a little bit. When I would live in like Hispanic neighborhoods. I don't know. No, I need to, sure. It's a thing, they do this, like if you go to Silmar, like you'll find, you'll find, check, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just that negative thing.

I just said I noticed a lot of Hispanic families. Yeah, but I was just talking about how much I hate them. And then you're like, yeah, there's a Mexican there. Get settled. Well, that's your hang up, man. I'm not the one who's freaking out about chicken. No, no, you're ruined. Everything you've ever done is, I'm coming after.

Our Mexicans really keeping their own chickens and their yards. That's what I have seen. Oh, yeah, going around L.A. Sure. They have a goat tied to their El Camino out front and a barn for a chicken. Well, now you're just, that's your being insane. Now that's the, uh, what are you going

to sell my for? Remember, I used to be a real estate appraiser. Oh, I've been, I, dude, I've been all, I've been to the worst hoods. I've been to everywhere. And you got my back on this Hispanic family's having. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's very, very normal. Yeah, very normal in certain areas. My Amish families. The most racist thing. Amish families do too. A lot of wife families in the middle of the channel. That would be, right.

Mormon families have trampolines in their backyard. A lot of Hispanic families, like especially if they're new, like, you know, their first generation or, you know, immigrants. Yeah, a lot of, um, a lot of chickens. My mom didn't let me have a trampoline when I was a kid, and I have never forgiven her for that. Mm-hmm. Trampolines are so dangerous.

Now I'm just seeing my mom. Now there's nets up around them. That's a good answer. No, no. Child killers. But they're not really that dangerous, are they? Yeah, there's like, like, the safety rates for trampolines. They say like, if you get a trampoline,

the chance your kid dying goes up, like, X percent or whatever. Well, X percent. Yeah, there's like, like the safety rates for trampolines. They say like if you get a trampoline that chance your kid dying goes up like X% or whatever. Well, X%. Yeah, but like how much, how much more do they love you? I don't know. They can't quantify that. Because that my mom just suffered a lot from, if the NRA can be... You're never dying happier.

On trampolines also, I will join. Okay, wait, wait, wait. So you're Mexican or part Mexican? Part Mexican. Why did you do your people love to bounce? Every Hispanic birthday party has a bounce house. Okay, now he's a race. No, I said racist.

Your people just enjoy jumping. Because we know that there's a prophecy in our culture of the world. So we're all. It's called training, veto. We're training to bounce because we're so short. We're a short people. It's like how there's It's called training, Vito. We're training to bounds, because we're so short, we're a short people. It's like how there's, how Chinese are acrobats. Because we're jealous that like everybody we see

is above us, and we're always trying to jump and get that. You want to get to that level. Yeah, we want to see what you guys are seeing. We want to see the tops of someone's head every once in a while. You want to see what's going on out there. So the trampoline is the dream. Yeah. You mean I not have to commit sexual assault to do it?

Oh my God. That's a tie. Wow. Wow. That's over. I make them think it's their idea. Yeah, you remember? Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. He inspires. Yeah. That's called consent. Okay. What is the next? Okay. The next one is, all right.

So registered nurse examining a vulnerable patient uses hands to make it appear like her vagina was a talking puppet. Okay. Oh yeah. Can you repeat that please? Nick, all of a sudden wants to change careers. Just so he could do that. I don't think you're supposed to do that. A registered nurse examiner is examining a vulnerable patient, uses hand to make it appear like her vagina was talking and a professional hearing has been told. Used his hand. Yeah.

Like in her. In her vagina, some like, I think he was like with other doctors or something. Oh, you know about this. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if she was knocked out or what, but he's grabbed her vagina and he's like, I am a talking vagina and you're like, you're not supposed to. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if she was knocked out or what but he's grabbed her vagina And he's like, I'm a talking vagina and you're like you're not supposed to do that doctor

Man, how did that come out? Wow? He tried to blame it on it probably somebody else who was in the room was like That was wildly unprofessional. So the woman was fucking anesthesia The woman was the biggest fucking raps in the hospital, but he was playing with her leave you and talking about He was the patient. Yeah, but he was playing with her leave you and talking about who's like a lonely and she was the patient Yeah, and he was just doing and he's like my name is Yeah Wow That's a big day for a good bit

I guys working on his tight five he had a whole day leading up to that I can't imagine what he was doing all day. Right. Wow. He blamed it to failure of taking his medication in an awkward situation Oh, you had anti-retard medication. That's not going to hold up. What medication do you take that prevents you from doing that? I don't know that there is one. Is it fluoride? Is that why it's in the water?

I don't know. By the way, did you see that Alex Jones was right and that fluoride does make you at lower IQs? No, I didn't. Oh, make you, it lowers IQs. No, I didn't. Oh yeah, no. 100% lowers IQs. And what in the quantities that it's in, like, R water,

I got an R water. I'm not showing because I was locked out of reading the fucking article because I had already read three things that month. So I just, the only person I know to give me this information is Alex Jones. That's the problem. That's the fucking problem.

Alex Jones is in a pitiful place. Yeah, they're driving people to. It's driving me to help Jones, just giving away for free. Yeah. Did you know about that, the floor I had? No, I knew it. Did you know we had floor I'd in the water?

No. Oh yeah. Was that here? In America. Well, what other countries do it too? It's not just us. Let's keep your teeth from from rotten out of your head. Yeah, it's what I was around anyway.

So, you know, that's what they say. It's also lowering our IQs, according to Alex Jones. Everything we do does. Everything we do. You just picked the ones you like and then go for it. What do you like? Being healthy. Okay, all right.

I've heard people wanting that. I've never experienced that. Never, all right. I've heard of people wanting that. I've never experienced that. Never experienced it myself. It's living your best life at every festival. That's what I call healthy. Oh, I encountered some people like that at the Instagram camp at Burning Man. You know how people are always talking about

like the billionaires are ruining it and the Instagram model. I've never encountered them. I realized because they have their own space of other, like they're in there doing handstands and drinking like water. And like there's people taking pictures of them. It was just, it was, and we realized sitting there,

like these people just love their bodies and being healthy. And it was so, the concept was so foreign to me. But they had to, you know, I mean, you could have gone into, like, you know, some kind of shock or something. That's why they have to have their own section. Yes, yes, yes. And they're giving out ice cream in some kind of like ice cream dick measuring condoms. Oh my God. Soy based. I'm sure. I didn't even think of that. You're probably right. Oh, I know. Okay. Was there area like roped off? Like were you able to access their area? No, their their beauty is what repelled us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like those things you plug in the

frequency pest repellents that you plug in that make two noises. Yeah. That was it for us. We were the rats that had to get out of here. I can't take it. Um, Oh, I can't take it. Oh, I'm sorry. He's considering it to me. 23 year old often practice complicated yoga poses on her balcony. I'm sorry, I have to ask you this.

Can you, is it possible to read? Yes, everyone will, they'll lynch me. Should she pivot her chair? Do you think it can pivot your chair? Yeah. Oh, that's wonderful. That's all all much better. Just from a filmic,

frame like, filmic. Do I need this on a note, mate? You do. I'll put that on, unless it's too loud. It's up to you. I mean, I can truly up to you. Oh, how's that?

Is it okay? Mm-hmm, yeah. It looks very professional. I feel professional. Oh, good. Okay, what's, what do we aim for? Okay, 23-year-old, often practice complicated yoga poses on her balcony, but on

Saturday she flipped over and fell off the third floor of her apartment in San Pedro Dead is this did I miss that I think she lived critical condition. Oh Someone's making her pussy talk She broke all of her legs so That would be so fucking annoying. Every time, if I was a woman, every time I fell asleep, I'd be worried that someone's coming in and manipulating my body in some way for free. Yeah, I know.

Well, yeah. And that'd be annoying. Would it be annoying to be constantly sexually molested? Yeah, I think that's fine. Yeah, it would be annoying. Yeah. That would be the worst part of annoyance. What are you talking about?

Like having a hug guys like a little too long dude They if they page you have to wear the new guy like it. I think I got something Yeah, if you have something out of it. You had a good footage nice You know, okay, what's what do we have next? Okay? Um Oh, this is a this is just a press release from a very prestigious journalistic list that I was on for a device that's being released globally. That's all that happened to be in front of you.

Sorry that that got mixed up with your notes. That's all that I think I have anymore. That's it, he I have, I don't think I have anymore. That's it, he only gave you three. Really? Baby, yeah. Well, they gave me more, but there's not, they're not on here. Oh, let me print them. Wait, one of the, I was on the back.

Oh, okay. Let's let her read two. Some of us, you know. More than. Whoops, okay. I have a printer that prints on both sides. Two sided printing. No, no, no.

It's cool, no. It's crazy. Okay, so don't never give anybody a script that's got two-boat printed on both sides. No, don't ever give me a script that's printed on both sides. It's insider info over here. No, because you've got to lay your pages out. If you're doing long runs like an animation or something like that, you're going two, three, four pages with like a cast. Yeah. Sean, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I could get a boat. Okay, what do you got? Okay. A pensioner circumcised by mistake after going to a hospital for a procedure involving Botox. Oh, God. Yeah. Okay, that's a, yeah. Portary. Okay.

A haban cherry. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, they mixed up the doctor's notes, and so he thought that it was some kind of another procedure. And... Oh, right, it's both of us. Wait, you can just read what that guy has.

Oh, okay, okay. He wrote no cocks. I don't know if that's what it says. Dr. Brasier claims he was so distracted chatting to nurses. He didn't realize he was getting a different procedure until it was too late. Oh, he's chatting up the nurses.

I'm not flirting with the nurses. Oh, boy. No, he's fucked. Circ nurses. I flirt with the nurses. Oh, boy. No, he's fucked. Circumcised that how old? It doesn't say how old he was. Well, if he's going for Botox, he's middle-aged. Yeah, probably. Getting the Botox, I would you not notice.

He was getting it on his foreskin. Smoothed it out. Right. Did they do that? Oh my God, I forgot to say this. Next week, the guy, next week, the guy who called in about using saline to inflate his balls.

Yeah. Sorry, what you walked into something. Yeah. The excitement. The excitement. The young answer, Instagram messages, even if they're from Hot Girls. The guy who, there's a guy who uses saline

to inflate his balls for, I don't know what reason he identifies with that ball guy. He's coming in, he's in town, he's coming in and he's bringing his ball inflating kit. Oh my God. So I'm in. I'm 100% in. This blowjob machine. Wait, wait, wait, are you going to let him inject your balls with saline?

Yes. With like a needle? I hope he's using a needle and not something. Oh, regardless. You're gonna let him some dude put a needle in your... Don't you wanna see what a slide? You have to force it in at your mouth. You're not in.

You're not into a guy. He has a lot of experience. Great. He's a certified buyer. Yeah, let me see that certification. It's a tip. Cost 10 bucks. Protection professional Yeah, let me see that certification certificate. Cost 10 bucks. Protection professional ball stab, or if you, yeah.

You're not into that? Am I into the idea of my balls being engorged with sailing? Yeah, it wears off. Oh, good. Well, maybe if it wears off, how about I just don't do it to begin with? Hmm. That's one way to go through life.

Well, but you don't know, maybe you'll really like it. Yeah, you'll never know. You'll never know if it, I could try and food. Oh my God. So what do we have you seen pictures of his balls? Yeah, they look beautiful. They're like perfectly wrong. Oh yeah, they're amazing.

What size are they? I mean, they're, theyful. They're a handful. If you were carrying, if they were groceries and you were carrying them back from your mom's car, people wouldn't expect you to take another bag. I mean, like, yeah, he's got enough of a load of things. Yeah, he's got a sample. Don't bother him.

He's a work. That's how, and they just look great. Are you actually gonna let this guy and Jack saline into your balls? Yeah. Is he gonna use any anesthetic or something to like numb it? I imagine he'll slap some lidocaine on there. He's got a whole kit.

He says. Okay, well, he's got a kit. He's in a community. He's got like a fun suitcase. Yeah, he better. This is ball stabbing a little adventure kit. All right, man, good luck with that. All right, Sean, are you in? Oh, for sure.

I knew it. I'm fucking new. I told you he would be in. No, holy shit, you guys are nuts. Why don't I hope? I hope so. It's natural. Now the peer pressure's starting to kick in.

I'm like, fuck it. Two of us are doing it. No, there's no. Can't tell the ins, are you in? Let's do it. Let's, he's in. Can't tell the ins is in. Fantastic. Antillians, are you in? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

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Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do needle. I'll blame you. No, putting up bad vibes. Yeah. I'm putting that bad karma there. I'll sterilize. I got a lighter. I'll sterilize the needle before it comes in.

I'll watch. I'll watch him stab your balls and fill it full. I think it'll be fun, man. I'm going to be walking around like a fucking John Wayne all the way, dangling some big old balls. How do your chest release that is? My, what are you talking about? You can, my chest is the only good part about me.

Yeah, but right now, everything else is dysfunctional in some way. Don't know what they do as they inject the chest assailant sometimes. I know they do, I know they do like implants. Well, I think like people temporarily like before they go out to the club. Oh, well, that's for balancing and stuff too. Like if you're, you know, but like then people just inject say, you ever I need my balls balance out. Thank you for like,

where these fucking like these kids who are like, they're just, they don't work out at all and they just like inject their biceps. Yeah. And they're like, they look like fucking thighs. And then say usually like something goes wrong and they have to have it like split open and everything taken.

It's like it's disgusting. It's fucking gross. It's disgusting. It looks fucking gross. It's hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. Hold on, let me bring up that guy. I look forward to seeing your encouraged balls. Sometimes they inject cement. See that's what that's the stuff I heard is like.

What? Really cement? Yeah. Well there's all these like the reason we have the we were talking about the licensing before. The reason you have that is there's these back alley doctors who go, yeah, I'll give you a bud in man. Well, again, help. And they in health.

And they in health, like liquid cement into your ass. Oh, I think I heard about that with a woman, yeah. Yeah. And like, people just die from it. Yeah. Yeah, but the last thing that comes to requirement isn't stopping that. Okay.

That's what I'm saying. Farina. I would say that. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Does that guy look erotic's what I'm saying. Farina? I would say Farina. Oh yeah. Oh no. Does that guy look erotic? Does he look like powerful to you? He looks like you know, ogre.

Is that fucking crazy? Is that fucking neck? Why would you, did he inject into that? I don't know. He put a, he put a cock pump on his neck. Yeah. That's what it looks like. There's lots of fucking things.

Mom picks him up by his neck and carries him to bed. What is S on what so synth The synth all like where on it's a mixture of Yeah, it's part of it is like a numbing is it like light a cane or no vacay and then like a bunch of like oil or something It's like it's garbage. It's nothing. It's garbage and they're a little thing to know a little bit of numbing agent I don't know you guys are making fun of this but maybe he does look garbage and they're a little thing to a little bit of numbing agent. I don't know, you guys are making fun of this, but maybe he does look good. Maybe a little bit. How can you look at that and go, yeah, that looks totally like normal or like a viral, it's

so shun out of proportion. People are brain damage. No, they really see, they're totally fucked in their heads. They honestly, He obviously doesn't This would be a good good filter though, right throw it on something for the man out there right Girls get the all filter. Yeah girl would you man look like a lot of all Yeah, I'm ripping on it, but then you're gonna go get your balls filled full of garbage because that's just for me, right?

Yeah, that's not true. Press anyone. I could just get those babies and pee. Oh yeah, you're rocking some big old balls today, Nick. Go for it, man. You could do anything you want. What if it totally changes my life? Yeah, maybe. It fills me with confidence. In a sense of pride.

What would you think about a guy? That was his thing. You dating a guy. You dating a guy and he's like, I gotta tell you about this. You know those giant, you know those eggs that I've been packing, those are, those are supplemented. Those aren't all natural.

What would you, I think your disgusted face tells me. I'd be like, I hope that's not normal. Like, just like you get punched in the balls really hard, they blow up. You don't go to your girlfriends though and go like, oh my god, he's got the most perfect balls. Like that's never been a thing.

Well, if it's like their tight, it's kind of like, okay, cool, you're probably fit. But then sometimes it's like, Wait, I'm sorry, if your balls are tight, you're probably, I don't know, like, so, I, I've noticed. Like a ball workout. Yeah, they're like,

do you have, like, do you have a, have you been doing your beagles? For, for, for, for, for, I think that's a thing, because I have, there have been guys, doing your beagles? I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles.

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I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. I've never been doing your beagles. see Maggie balls, but they're both just slightly more attractive. She's not making the determination. I'm gonna tight your eyes. Boys up. But not after like a slap and a man. Real the deal when you drop, try and go look at how perfectly round of these are. So a nice tight set of balls you find attractive in a made

better better than like just saying it down on the floor. You have to have like a facelier just stretch it back. It floor. You don't have to have like a face, like you're just stretching back, it's gonna look like Joe Pesci's face. I wonder why that is. I don't know, maybe, I don't know if, in my mind, it just feels like maybe that they're healthier. Maybe biologically, you're like,

those are so swollen with semen, he will clearly impregnate me. Do you think Vida is right? That's right. Biologically, it's not. That's the case, stay with the football player. No. No.

I think, consciously though. I think you're right. So I'm here. That's a case day with a footballer. No. No. I think consciously though. I think you're right. So I'm not just saying. Because a Vier-Rile member of my species. All right, well look, we're doing it, Sean. We'll probably do it during the show. We can take a break. You gotta get it on camera though, right?

My actual balls? Yeah. No, you can't. No, I can't do that, I can't do that. I don't want that. You don't want to see your balls, you're just gonna describe the sensation. Yeah, it's a radio, man.

You're gonna get like a picture put it on the internet or something. People want it to see. We all get an artistic representation. Have some draw, you're bringing artists in. Yeah. Like a, have some, have some,

have some, have some, have some, have police sketch your perfect balls. Okay, we interrupted you news. I'm sorry. Always please finish. Please finish that. Okay, Travis finished 14 years of military service, clad years to pause in white fur striped with electric blue. In his green claws, the former armor for the US Army held a collection of military insignia, including a combat adj badge signifying that he had engaged with enemy fighters in Iraq

He said what was the headline for this one? Sorry an officer and an anthraum of Warbake wolf answer aomorphic world. Yeah, he's a furry army person. Yeah We really need a degenerate army with all the fat cells. Fatty's in the furries. The coming down those in the furries. Yeah. Yeah. Another 101st F&F. Send them in. That would terrify the G-Hot is. Exactly. They're like, what in the fuck? I mean, he's, yeah, how are you gonna shoot a furry? Yeah. Okay, so I understand. What should I got to identify as anatomy first? Where's his heart?

What do you think of furries? You know, if you're familiar with the furries, right? Like the fluffies? What's the sound? Some people call them fluffy. Oh, do they? Like people who identify as animals. Oh.

Like, and yeah. Oh yeah, and they wear like animal costumes like like two, three thousand dollar costumes that they have made. Not where they like alter their body to like get whiskers and all that. Oh no, not like the tiger guy. You've seen the tiger guy right with the teeth and the injections and he's great. He's got little implants and he screws in the whiskers. They're more comfortable with the furries.

Okay, hold on here. These guys, this doesn't. I thought that was like a job you got paid for. You're thinking of mascots. This is like, right. I mean, you're the lifestyle. You're not fall, man. Yeah, they wear this shit like,

for reals, who they think they are. No. Oh, they're very happy though, I promise. I know. They're the happiest people in the world. And they're not horrible to generous. You know what? Because it's like, they really do embrace who they are.

Yeah, they're happier than me. For sure, every single one of them. Yeah. Oh, well, the, I don't know. No, I, we have done extensive research. I don't like the one left.

On everyone, every furry in the world is happier than we are. Look at that bear lady. Hell yeah. She's super happy. Definitely happy. Free the nipple. It's got furry candy.

How do you like it? One, we had a furry, we did a live show in Minneapolis a couple weeks ago Definitely happy. Hmm. Free the nipple. It's got furry teeth. How do you like it? One, we had a furry, we did a live show in Minneapolis a couple weeks ago before I traded my brain in for drugs. And a badger showed up. A guy with a badger. With like a $2,500 badger outfit. Dude was wearing the full outfit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He came in. He finally did take, he came over and sat down at the table. I was out and took his, he did take his head off. He let it, did you try it on? That guy, very interesting. That guy has climbed, I think he has four or five more to go. He has climbed the, the highest peak in every U.S. state,

save for like four. Wow. Yeah. As a badger. No, Yeah. As a badger. No, probably not as a badger. That's he's gonna start digging as a badger. So you dig during the deepest minds in every US state. That's right.

Did you try his head on? No, there's no fucking way I was putting that on. Why? I mean, because his head's been in there for, it's probably super sweaty and you know, no God, it's too sweaty for you. I don't wanna put a badger head on. I did.

I put it on. I was shocked at how tight it was. What the fuck is that? Oh, please be Christ the Kiwi. Oh, is it, you think? I don't know. Hey, who is this? Dick, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, Moineel Hammer Oh, oh, G money the millennial the the guy the millennial who who doesn't have a hammer

Oh, what did you want to talk about? Several things first what happened last episode I was I was I hit a wall Wow, I mean you didn't want 200 minutes of that shit, I promise you No, no, but definitely not Sean wasn't here, it's the Sean show That's why I was all playing you though I played 80s girl, not you Okay, what is that? You should have more energy after burning man, not less

Just training you No, I have a machine that's training me. No. More energy after burning man, get off the table. Let's see, I'm gonna look at that fucking thing in a more, what would you think of a guy who had this in his bedroom?

Cause it's gonna replace the television. I'd be like, can I watch you? Like, what is it? I'm curious. I just, I just, I just, I have a curious answer. I have never seen a happier looking face than when I was hooked up to this thing that non-80s goes, like, I have never seen her

into something more in my life than when I was locked into this thing. You feel like, yes. My problems are, can I get you some data aid? You need more electrolyte to go another round right i'm gonna go do what i need to do yeah i was amazing what a wonderful what a wonderful sex toy okay what what are you saying uh g money laughing for hammer millennial that you need to get a new age is girl i mean she did her job she got mad at the

the that whole five year. Wow. A great content. Terrible. But you know, you can just cut your hair, go back to vintage dick, the show, and it's look. Why did you get rid of that look?

That was a good angle. I don't know why you're doing this homeless, she's in Chong, hyper. Angle, what's he talking about? He wants, we really want him to shave my head. I know, I guess. Um,

I don't like having long hair. It's great. It's fun and get yourself a 2000s girl or 2010 who maybe not yet that but oh, yeah, I dated a much younger girl a while ago and I try to kill myself after a second date It's like well, that's it. I can't I remember telling you brother here like yeah, I feel really weird about it. I feel like it could be too young. Yeah, yeah, bit, bit, bit. I mean, legal, of course, but I tried to angle my comedy more for like I had to like,

she goes, hmm. Yeah, just start bringing out the more recent references. I had some door to the explorer jokes. Oh, yeah, most kill. No, no, no. Yeah, jokes don't kill. That's what I noticed with a very young woman, like jokes just don't work.

Yeah. So sorry for all you young guys. The generation hits humor. OK, go ahead. G money. So in 18-year-old, it's not a real challenge for you, you think. I mean, they're all a real challenge. You need to go on a third date.

Yeah, I think dating is a race against the self, to be honest, like you, you are just fighting a lot of emotions and shitty behavior at the beginning. And if you can squeeze out a little bit of who you actually are into this mess, then good for you. are into this mess than good for you. But what about younger girl energize you to try and get that or no? A younger girl energize me? No, man. Spending all day in bed and ordering food and not having to look at the menu, that's what

energizes me. I mean, just order it, order whatever. You know what I get from there. you know what I get from there. You know what I get from there. Yeah. Oh, fucking bother me with the question. That's what you know you're in a relationship. Hey, I'm going to such and such.

Just the usual. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm one word. I've got another two part star trek that I'm going to be lining up while you're ordering secretly not paying attention to the television. It's called there are five lights or there are four lights i forget you're really gonna hate it

i got bad news for you uh... and i realize i was talking to my blowjob machine she wasn't even the room oh boy that's awkward uh... okay what else what do you got to money so what you're just winding down and dating a teacher now you can settle down with a nice wholesome teacher.

Well my mom's a teacher so that makes sense. Does it? Where's she going? You're not going to get a party. Are you trying to break me up with my girl? What teacher does Bernie know? What teacher's doing Bernie? I want Dick back.

I want 2009 Dick. He wants no one. Dick, he wants no change. He wants no change. He wants no change. He wants no change. He wants no change. He wants no change. He wants no change. He wants no one. It wants no change. It's not the specials you can go far. Oh, do some things, bro.

Yeah, 2009 dick would be executed off the internet. Probably. I mean, I don't think it's, I don't think that old shit is, oh, I guess I don't have the balls to do it, but you will after next month. I mean, it's shit changes. That, yeah, and you don't even know that it is. It just does.

Yeah, it just does. The men and men were better than women was 15 years ago, and I really think that shit has gotten so fucked. I don't think that would be, I don't think it would be as funny anymore because it's too, it's too pertinent. It's like...

It's too long to nose. Instead of being crazy and inciting shitty behavior, like, men and women made people go insane. Made people go insane. It made Dr. Phil go insane and it exposed that desire of people that desire people have to believe insanity in order to act in saying themselves like that's what that's what it did so beautifully and i think now doing that only feeds an advertising machine like there is there's just no there's there's no limit of uh... of

insanity out there anymore so i mean veto your bathwater thing was go ahead who's our president right now uh... uh... uh... uh... is he what

the president you think he would be acceptable in any area trump what do you mean why you're saying we just trump is outrageous to come out rages i think it's the other way around I think because the president is outrageous You know so many grifters have come along and basically taken what dick was doing 15 years ago and are just doing a pale shitty imitation yeah, so to keep

The original dick yeah, but like it wouldn't stand out in the same way you would just get lumped in with a shitty guy The same shitty stick Adler the worry about standing out. You just need to push the button, go after anybody that's popular. All right. All right. I'll take it. I'll take it under my $20.

Don't worry about it. I appreciate that. I'll take it under advisement. Thank you for the advice on younger women too. Yeah. That was okay. All right. Yeah.

Get out of it. How old are you? I've only told you the last at it. How old are you? I've only played for you the last couple episodes. It seems like you're drained. There's something going on behind it. It can't be burning, man. No, it's because we did a lot of shit in a row.

We did Minneapolis. Mm-hmm. And then we came back and did two episodes. I mean, yeah, I apologize for that. It has been draining. But it's been a lot of fun. Would you think you're done better if you were single? Well, he's crazy.

I think this guy's, no, I love that he's, I love that he's still asking. He's coming at it from different angles. Yeah, no, no, we're not have been better if I was single. I don't, I don't think so. I think this guy's looking for a date, Dick. Yeah, are you trying to horn in? Do you have like a fake Instagram account?

You're messaging my girlfriend on? No, no, no. I was thinking about going to Burning Man, but I don't want to drive out fucking 10 hours. Yeah, good. Don. It's not for you. It's for other people. You know, did you ask how old he was? Yeah, how do you? 32. Oh Well, congratulations. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to Sean, the way. No, no happy birthday to Sean All right, G money get out of here. Goodbye. Thank you. Thanks for coming in to you Okay, what did we you know what we interrupted you news again? Sorry. Is there another? Yeah, I think that was the Furry army. What did he did he just leave the army or did he enter the army? I know he got some You got a commendation. Got got some kind of an award. Yeah, for bomb sniffing.

No. Ah! Ah! All right, wonderful news. Thank you. It's always my favorite segment of the show. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Feel free to stick around if you would like to participate in more of our horse shit, but of course, you're free to leave. Free to go. I can't see it right now. I don't want us to get the reputation of the other one. I'm not here. You're not free to go.

Oh, yeah. This is the basement is bad enough. I tried to cover things up, but it's bad enough. You imagine if there was not another woman here? I mean, just say what the fuck? He left the military. 14 years of service could work Travis. Better known as Stulf.

Stulf the wolf? Yeah, Stulf the wolf. A fantastic full big cat. Okay, parts no-lebert part-tiger, part wolf, all American. I'm gonna let's do some comments and then advice and then voicemails and then we're we're gonna call it a show of fellows. The ball show. I can't wait for that. You're really excited about it. You're like, zazz. Yeah, man. You got a big smile every time you talk about it. I just want those big tight balls.

You want to know what I'd be like. Shepelle's first or second standup talked about things. That's right. He totally did. He said he was hoping that a woman would be like, oh, these balls are as smooth as an egg. And she was. She was excited about the tightness of the balls.

Some kind of a workout that would produce that. Yeah, she associated it with fitness. Carrey says, hey, Dick finally understanding the war against men and why I hate most dudes, you do deserve it. She's right, we do deserve it. We gotta put a stop to it somehow. Special agent Richard Hed says, Dick do more research on the license plate reader thing if you want to become a rage. Oh God. It's me even more or wellian than you made it sound. They have

cameras attached to police cars mounted near major intersections, bridges, etc. And hidden in traffic cones. Wow. Electric speed limit signs and other things you might see hanging out on the side of the highway. These cameras take pictures. I should stop trying to put a big number on those. Am I remembering it wrong or did they use to let you set as highest scores you want? Because now they just say slow down. If you get over like five miles, I think they figured out that people were speeding up to try and get the best. Well, they first, they start flashing and then it comes up like that.

Pretty distracting. Yeah. Stupid things. These cameras take a picture of every vehicle they see and read its license plate number. This information is then sent to a database that the police can search it will. Oh my god. Yeah, that's just come on.

Oh, I think some candidate was coming out against just like all surveillance camera type stick. Are we going to get rid of the automatic facial surveillance? I think some candidate was coming out against just like all surveillance camera type. Stair. Are we going to get rid of the automatic facial surveillance? Uh, Danke was in. It's going to be a big problem. I got to move to the woods or something. No, they put cameras in the woods. I mounted on like bears and shit.

Yeah. There's like a cover for ease out there. You know what's camera, camera mounted callers. They have those video doorbells now, and I think Amazon who sells those just to sign some big agreement with the cops to give access to everything your doorbell films. I mean, it's every house in America

is now our surveillance camera. Yeah, that's horrifying. Civil liberties. I didn't like thinking. Going away, man. Going away. Never leave your little room. That's the future.

Finally, we've known that the phones listen to you and all of a sudden you get an advertisement, something like that. And somebody at work was like, he's like, no, I always believed it, but it really hit home when he said, what are my daughters? Just like a fun gift or whatever was given a Venus flytrap.

He goes, that has never been, that phrase has never been uttered by anyone in my family ever. Who talks about, what was the last time you talked about a Venus flytrap? Right, right, yeah. Just ask yourself that. Said, next time you opened up the internet, boom, there's a fucking.

Venus flytrap. Yeah, Venus flytrap, you know, get here, blah, blah, blah. It's like, he's like, just, just holy shit. Holy shit. No, it honestly, it wouldn't bother me at all, except for the laws are so fucked. Like, it's, oh, I know. Yeah, that it was just, if the law,

if the actual laws matched what I think should be illegal, I would be pro 100% surveillance. So, cause it wouldn't matter. Right. But just the fact that the laws are getting so much worse. And I don't know why that is, but people seem to want the law to enforce fear, like to remove fear from them. And maybe it has to do with that emotional, that emotional quotient study I brought in.

There's just too many people who want to live in a society that's bound by rules explicitly to make them feel safe and it's gonna fuck everything up. Yeah. It's just, it's the illusion of safety and it's fucking nefarious. Yeah. Special Agent Richard Head goes on with that.

There's also private companies that send out vehicles with LPR cameras to drive all over the place, like Streetcar and then sell all that license plate data they've collected to the government for subscription fee. Oh man what the fuck is it going to take I don't know. There you go. Well that's all right. Totally. It is. Justin Halberts has please tell me 80s girls gonna do a John Henry showdown against the blow job machine. Oh my God. I hope I think they're working together.

Well, it's killing one of you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha general stuff about Trump, if you voted for him, you're a racist, how can these people support the sass told, etc. Normal, run the mill, things. His fiance has been doing this. Now my entire extended family, my mom is one of 15 kids, is mad at my fiance for being mean to them on the internet. Mother called as the chosen representative of the cult of 15 to ask what my take on the situation was. My exact words were, you are adults that are mad

over social media, you should all delete Facebook. The internet's a cruel place. And you don't seem to like it. No shock here. However, now everyone's mad at me. My family's mad. I dare suggest they leave social media. My fiance is mad at my family.

So by proxy. Just block her. What the fuck? Might be a guy. I could be. My parents are coming for dinner in a few weeks, but isn't fiance with a guy two ease? Oh, I don't know.

Wait, the woman is two ease. I have no idea. I think it is. My parents are coming over for dinner in a few weeks. I don't want my fiance there. My fiance doesn't want them there. What's your advice? My plan is to say we will arrive at the restaurant by seven.

If you can't get along, I'll enjoy a peaceful dinner alone while you all fight fight about so. What would you do? This is what you do with bitches. If you get any kind of bitch response on anything, you completely ignore it. That's worked for me for years. I ignore bitchery so well that I even ignore

legitimate gripes and problems. I'm so aggressive in my ignoring a bitchery. Whatever they say, not even of that's night, and problems. I am so aggressive in my ignoring a victory. Whatever they said, not even of that's night, nothing dismissive. Act like it didn't even happen. Act like the complaint was never even made in the first place. So we'll see you at dinner. It's so ridiculous.

You don't even give it a second glance. Don't even acknowledge that it happened and they will start to doubt that they even voiced the concern themselves. And that right, shame. Make them think of it. Foolish niche will turn back and it's like, did I even think it? Did I say it? You will have erased it from their minds. Do that.

It's been done to me. I was throwing a tantrum. It was a long time ago. It was throwing a tantrum. It was throwing a tantrum. Had some fight with my sister and my brother and largest said, so we'll see you tomorrow morning. We'll drive to Vegas. And just said, so we'll see you tomorrow morning. We'll drive to Vegas and I said,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be there. That's what you do. You guys got any advice for? I don't know. I mean, it is sad that a family could be torn apart for some stupid political who cared. I think that's more typical than atypical these days. I'm trying to think of it I've ever had like a political,

like whenever I go, I just like troll whenever, because like my family, we have like, you know, a couple hardcore right wing guys, a couple hardcore left wing guys. Yeah. So we'll just be like, you know, I like a chrysan party and I'm like, man, what's up with Israel, huh? What a situation.

There's a lot to talk about there. It's funny. My mom's like, shut the fuck up, don't bring that up. I like it. He'd do. Have fun with it, I guess, is my advice. Well, that's, yeah, that's very difficult for most people to do. Enjoy the chaos.

Play it up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's, you know what? Actually, I split up with them, or I split up with my fiance because of all that shit. He's not going to be a dinner and then tell the other one, you know what, I broke up, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, bring it on him. And then, uh, uh, surprise. Uh, Eddie, what makes me a rage at the moment, getting older, I was wondering if you had any advice. There's one leaves that are 20s behind. I turned 30 on September 20th. And I'm pissed about it.

I feel like there's so much. Oh, you're good. Get to do. Hmm. You're good. Cause you can date different women, older, younger. It's it. I noticed, now that I'm in my 40s, I noticed, I was walking around the, I had a layover in Denver yesterday, I just, I walked around the airport a bunch of times, I was like, oh, what's down here? What food thing is up here? Nice.

Denver is a nice airport. I always forget that. What a 40 year old thing to do. And I, I noticed, and I've noticed before, like the 20 something women don't look at me anymore, but like the 35 through 50 totally do, like totally do. I'm not saying they're like, but it's kind of like, oh, like that's, I'm just not,

I don't really exist to 25, 27 year old woman anymore. Yeah. They can just, they can just tell. It's like, oh no, no, 27 year old woman anymore. Yeah. They can just, they can just tell. It's like, I don't know. He's obviously much older than me. Yeah. I'm pissed about it. I feel like there's so much, I used to be pissed that I didn't go to college, but now I

make pretty much just as much money as all my friends who went to college. Yeah, you're fine. You're $40,000 in debt, so that's good. Yeah, no. You locked out there. I haven't had a girlfriend in the past couple of years because only it was work when I'm not working. I'm recuperating from work. My job's pretty physical.

Not only that, but your piece last week on the whole consent thing has really gotten to me as well. I used to have no problem with approach anxiety with women, but now I'm afraid of being branded a creep. It's like getting older has made me worse with women than I used to be. You got any advice for me and other listeners that, it's like getting older has made me worse with women than I used to be. You got any advice for me and other listeners that are irked about getting older.

It's, I think it is, you gotta start accepting shit quickly. And you're not gonna- Because you're not gonna- Because you're not gonna- Especially shit that you cannot change. Yeah. It's more sad to try to hang on to things. How old did you say is?

You just started turning 30 this month. And he's depressed because you just got out of relationship? It sounds like. No, he hasn't had a girlfriend in the last couple of years. Yeah, just because he's busy. Because he's busy, yeah. I mean, I get that. And like I'll tell anybody who asks,

I'm like, dude, you're 40's pretty much suck. Like, I mean, there's nothing. You see that about everything. Yeah, that's true. All right. I mean, I also think, I mean, there's nothing. You see that about everything. Yeah, that's true. All right. I also think, I mean, my whole theory on stuff now is that everything's skewed. You know, it used to be you got married in your 18,

you had a kid when you were 19. People are doing things all the time. I was pushing later, later. Oh yeah. You know, you live longer. Now medicine can just keep you alive. You're not gonna die at 50 of consumption or whatever.

Yeah, but a lot of the things too is because it's become outrageously expensive compared to what wages are. So it's like, you might not be able to get out of your fucking parents house. Right. So you're in your 20s. I got buddies who are 30 still living with their parents. Yeah. So I'd say, consider this is the new 20s, baby.

Welcome to it. There he is though. We're all just living like still look at me. I'm a grown-ass man. What you wearing a stupid fucking even getting a funny hat. I live with cats. Make stupid comedy videos. It doesn't matter. I don't have to have a real life. Whatever you do, I'll try to understand the people in their 20s anymore because they are incomprehensible. They're going around reporting people for consent. Be glad that,

be glad that women of your age did not get trained on that shit. Yeah. I would never understand. I don't know how you date as a younger person now. Yeah. Do you like give them a little note that says like, would you possibly consent to maybe, you know, I'm just throwing my arm around you?

Yeah. They go, you handed me that consent form a little aggressively. I'm gonna have to file a grievance you know, I'm just throwing my arm around you. You handed me that consent form a little aggressively. I'm gonna have to file a grievance. You're writing, your pinsmanship is, it looks like it's an aggressive tone. All right, let's do close. I can tell the exclamation point. That's some real vitriol in reporting.

You're gonna be kind of a loser. I think some other people will be fine. You're gonna be fine. I know Asher. Don't jerk off a lot. Asher, Asher, you there. I know you wanted to call in I forget who wanted to call in today Hello, can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. Oh, that's great. What are you going by? What do you want me to call you? Asher's good asher. All right asher. What did you want to say? Yeah? Have you heard what's happening to Contra points? You said you weren't following news and I guess you're off Twitter now.

I didn't know I'm back on Twitter. Ella, my friend, the lay-based comedian, Sean's account is back on Twitter. Yeah, Sean's been a great. Can you let me back on? Okay. Can't believe it. It's not a new account though.

It's like the same account. Same account. I think they're on long. Did that account? It's Sean has. It takes you all over. I apologize differently. I think I vaguely remember writing an apology note.

I threatened them. I just sent Twitter an email and it was like 10 pages of death threats. They let me back on. I'm waiting for George to go. I'm waiting for George to go. And no, Sean's out here. Like, okay, I don't know what contra points is either. I'm sorry. Oh, you don't know contra pointsra points is either. I'm sorry.

Oh, you don't know Contra points? No. Contra points is like this, leftist trans YouTuber. Yeah. She's kind of gotten popular amongst Centrist to, she convinces a lot of right-wing people to move further towards the left. She's, you know, right-wing YouTube's typically dominated by right-wing voices, is this crowd or type stuff?

Yeah, that's most right. But is it YouTube is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? That makes sense, I guess. That's because I never thought about it. Because cable has, you know. Cable's dominated by the left.

Okay, right-wing is kind of counter-culture. But there's new rising movement they call it bread tube. I don't remember exactly why. Yeah, bread tube, left tube. Right, and contra- counterpoint probably the biggest representation of that. Yeah, she's the biggest boy, trans woman, makes different videos about sexuality and stuff.

So what did you want to say about that, Asher? Well, recently on Twitter, she was kind of chased off of it for making remarks about, she was talking about how, you know, she can go into a sports bar and, you know, it's miss and man, she can, it's kind of a suit that she goes by she-her. Yeah. But in like hyper-woke circles where, you know,

people announce their pronouns, she will like be with women and just have to say she, her, she, her, she, her because she's there. And they don't do that outside of that. It's because she's trans that she has to do this. And she was saying, well, this might be helpful. Women specifically like non-binary people to say, well, they, them. Yeah.

And she was kind of saying that binary people are like screwing things up for trans people like her who do pass Because she's like I just want to go into a place and be like hey, I'm obviously a woman. Is that am I getting it wrong? That's not entirely her point her point was just to say listen I I want to just be recognized to be a woman. I just want it to be assumed. Right. I don't want to announce that. It's not comfortable for me.

Yeah, I think that's what I used to be a man. And now I'm a woman to a restaurant. It's just a woman. She doesn't want to have to give her pronouns because then that kind of reveals you as trans. Is that also part of that? She just wants to blend in. Because she identifies as a woman, wants to be a man.

I don't understand her problem. so she must be a woman. What is her problem though? But what happened when she opened up about this on Twitter? Yeah. Was that non-binary people? Okay, what does that mean? Sorry. Don't identify as male or female. Yeah, not binary people on Twitter. Crickets jumped down her fucking throat, called her a, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, true scum, transmedicalist, uh, and just after, like the, the discourse on leftist Twitter has been Diaglately there is You can't you can't just you can't just open up about your experiences in certain spaces Separating themselves that you're throwing other folks under the bus. Yeah, welcome to our world. Congratulations You're accepted now everyone fucking hates you

Yeah, this is a me as a YouTuber to look at this. So people go, why aren't there left wing personalities on YouTube? Why don't they flirt? Because they eat them like exactly. They eat their own fucking followers. This lady has like a million followers. She's like, should be their god. It's like making these highly well polished videos about different issues.

And they're still going after like, well, she's actually causing harm to transgender people. You're not, she's the most visible fucking transgender to person on the platform you fucking moron. You're not conforming to millions of people's identity of a perfect person. It's all different, but you have to live up to my idea of perfection all the time.

And as you've never, we're taking you down. I guess problem. I always see it as a, I don't, I get the phrase they're eating their own, but I guess I always just see it as a business move. Like you get anybody popular and everybody's gonna try to take pieces of their money away from that. Oh, definitely.

We do that. Yeah. But the right, the right doesn't like spend their time and time and time and Trump or like. No, they do. I know what you mean small segments. Prop, here's the difference is that the right has more money

to spend on this, to support creators that they like. And there's so few places for us to go make money. I think that the left has such a broad reach in media that they're more aggressive with each other because there's so many of them and the amount of money. They don't have the best ones because they want, they're trying to, like, it's like there's a limited amount of discretionary income. Everybody has advertising and discretionary income that people have to dump into politics. And because there's so many commentators on the left, they have to be more aggressive to get their niche out and take.

And the right is, I understand that. I just think it's way more emotional than that. You think so? I do. Yeah, you could be right. I think it's just like basic jealousy. Like, I think people see some of them left succeeding on the left. And if you're on the left, you're not.

My ideas are just as smart and valid as theirs. And you know, actually, they're bad. You know, like, you wanna be that fucking guy. Yeah. This person you all like, actually, I do think, I do think both sides do it. I think both sides do it, but like, there's something about the left.

I think there's a lot of like weird insecurity and jealousy. Well, they fight differently. Yes. What is what I've noticed? Like the way the left calls people, like if I called somebody racist, I would really, really mean it. Yeah. But I think they just use racist as like kind of a...

Oh, no, I know. ...and it's not really a big thing for them. Yeah. Like if I called, like if I called you a homophobic slur, Sean, which I'll do right after we stop taping, I wouldn't really, he follows through on that. I wouldn't really mean anything by that, but if the left, I would did that. That's like a horrific insult. Yes.

The right just likes vulgar abuse and the left likes more like systematic accusations. And this is how they get off, I guess. I don't know. Anyway, especially like on the left, being poor and not making a whole lot of money is a virtue, a virtue. Yes. It's supposed to be the way you are because then you're not participating in capitalism. But you're not taking away from someone else. In their mind, counterpoints makes money a lot of money on Patreon. She is continually just thrown under the buzz as this like, weird liberal shill or whatever. I saw those arguments of like, you know how much money she's taking, that she could give

her money to marginalize communities. I'm like, is she just making her fucking show? It's her money. Shout out, like, what is wrong with people? Like, are we supposed to be poor? Is that what you want? Yes, you are. Let's give you that much money and see what you wrong with people? Like are we supposed to be poor? Is that what you want? Yes, let's give you that much money and see what you do with it. It's real, it's real all well and good to talk about what you would do,

but you're not anywhere close to that. So if I were in that position, I would give it to a bunch of people. And I would just, I'd stay in my tiny, rat-infested apartment, and barely, you know, eat top ramen every day. Let's see what you do with that money. It is shocking how much money we have compared to the rest of the world. I saw that Bernie Sanders quote, or he's like,

well, maybe people in poor countries should, maybe they would like a little more access to birth control. And people like, oh, how could you, that's so racist. How could you say that? Well, I mean, yeah, who, what woman, what woman wants to have like 10 kids in Mexico? Are you fucking kidding me? What is controversial about that?

All right. All right, Asher, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Anything else? All right, Asher. Thank you. Thank you. Anything else? I'd see you. Goodbye. We got to do voice mails because I got to take a piss soon. Okay, everybody, this is Minda Dick show. patreon.com slash the dick show dick.show the dick show.com veto. Can you plug your stuff for us? YouTube.com slash veto. Wow, been

streaming a lot of minecraft lately. Have you? Controversial. Very controversial content. Come Wow, been streaming a lot of mine craft lately. Have you? Yeah. Controversial. Very controversial content, come from me. One of the YouTube's top controversial creators. Thank you for coming in. Oh yeah, it's always fun. Thank you for breathing some life into me.

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I hope so. If not, I want to get millennial on. I think he might be a good co-host. He's almost as goofy as Chris. Yeah. I don't know. Well, keep on trying. Chris, if you're out there, please, let's do the show again. He's almost as goofy as Chris. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Well, keep on trying.

Chris, Chris, if you're out there, please, let's do the show again. We love you. We love you. Stovestepped over my, I love you last week. Yeah, he did. So he was his boyster. I love you. Oh God.

Wait, is this the moon guy? Hold on. Let me see if this is, hey, Willard Duck. Are you the moon guy? I think he is. I'll see. Willard duck are you the moon guy? Thank you. Yeah, you see Willard are you there? Yep, all right. Are you the guy who is saying we have not been to the moon? Yeah, I don't believe we went to the moon although I do I think I can't change my mind on it actually because The Epstein suicide I kind of always believe the official story now

Okay, very good. That's moonie, Umar, John. Yeah, it's moonie. That's what it was funny. That's what it feels like to get slammed by someone who doesn't think we went to the moon. Yeah. Yeah. What would you say? I'm the dog bite lawyer that showed up on stage at the very end of the fucking Vegas show. Oh, you were fantastic. Yeah, I was cooking you a rib, Sean. We talked about it for like 20 minutes. And yeah, you really don't think we went to the moon.

No, not even a little bit. Why? Well, I don't even want to, there's no way I can ever convince you that we didn't go the moon on discord in five minutes. Why not? Probably true. I can't convince you of. Yeah, you should have some talking points. Yeah, I've convinced the woman is stuck my discord in five minutes. Why not? Probably true. You should have some talking points.

Yeah, I've convinced the woman to suck my dick in five minutes and that's way worse than what you're describing. They're both involved rockets. What I want to convince you of is it's not retarded to think we didn't land on the moon. Okay, convince me of that. Okay, the only argument that's good is that why hasn't Russiaussia called us out on it

that's a pretty good argument though i know it i know it is i know it is i know it is we haven't been back and neither has the private sector in fifty years no other country has been they keep saying oh we don't have the technology literally quotes from nasa no no no they don't they're not saying we don't have that technological level. They're saying we literally don't have that equipment. That's what they mean when they say we don't have the technology. They say they can't afford it. Think we get $58 million a day to NASA.

That's how much they get. Yeah, but that's all bookmarkers. They go into one person. One person of the book. Every single president says, Nixon said, oh, yeah, we're going back to the moon. Never fucking happens. No other country's been, no, Israel just went to the lake.

And they say like, oh, there's nothing there. Neither is like Mount Everest, but people fucking go and do it. Like you've never had history that in nation, explore something and no one else goes at all. Well, there's nothing pretty decilating. It's like I'm saying. What are you talking about?

They'd start a fifth fucking masters. They'd start a fifth golf tournament up there. They'd get a free-to-fucking thing. That's a world. Everybody, every guy alive wants to bounce around on the moon more than almost anything. I don't want to be, I don't give a fuck. Even I'm a Mexican. I'm a Mexican.

Yeah, it looked really boring. It looked really boring, frankly. I think you're right. Maybe maybe Mexico will send a bunch of bounce trinats. Exactly. They're training on the moon bounces down on earth for 15 years. Massimals talk about how they lost like 13,000 reels of telemetry data. They literally don't know where they put it or they've taped over it. Or this is an official news story, an intern at an energy company bought a bunch of the original moon landing footage at a yard sale. I mean, that's massive.

Wasn't there stuff like weird magnetic tapes and Like, you don't think that's possible? We keep a fucking bullet that killed Alexander Hamilton, but we're not gonna keep some of the fucking people. That was a real commercial. Yeah. All of human is real. Ray, do we actually have the bullet that killed them or is that just an amilt commercial that you're talking about?

I'm sure we have a more boring shit than that. You're talking about the government. You don't think it's reasonable that they taped over a bunch of shit? Like, once you get there, we're also, you don't think it's reasonable that the government is lying to you at every turn for the tune of $58 million in tax dollars

to fucking pill for off people. No, because I think that faking going to the moon would have been more difficult than actually going because they did they had a much lower standard for safety back then of protecting the lives of the Air Force guys that they sent up there versus actually going through and faking the video technology required to fake a moon landing. I think would have been more difficult than strapping a bunch of guys in a metal cage

to a bunch of Nazi rockets and crossing your fingers and shooting them up into, uh, shooting them up into math. I think it would have been. Okay. Here's a really easy one. You can tell when somebody's like, you're a master actually telling when people are lying to you. Thank you.

You can. That was a lie, by the way. That you get asked by, uh, or the astronauts have all been asked from the Apollo 11 all the way through to like the, even like the space station guys. Just a simple question of, hey, what do the stars look like? And the, the answer has changed over the years. They said they didn't see a single star. That's what Neil Armstrong said. Now the story is, oh, there's no atmosphere,

even in the daytime when the sun is out, you can see stars everywhere. Like that question didn't even answer. That in the fucking interview that they had when they actually got down on Earth, looked like they had guns on them. Like they looked like they had the CIA watching them and were ready to kill their families

if they gave a wrong answer. Is that what you think was happening? I'm just, let me get, I don't think if I was the guy they picked, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, if I was the guy that they picked to lie about going to the moon, I wouldn't need that much more convincing by armed guards. I would be like, yeah, I'm in.

I'm taking credit at 110%. Are you fucking kidding me? I'm gonna make up extra shit. Like I saw a bunch of aliens and they told me I had the biggest cock in the world. I'm gonna pat that lie up like I'm shipping it to Russia. Take your over selling it, you're over selling it. Yeah, we hope that dude, it was awesome.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They just did not look like people that were going down and being happy about the greatest accomplishment in the history. But that doesn't make sense that they would have been pressured to lie because they would have been in on it. Like they would have, they would have loved to take part in this American supremacity and he stars. Like they were there for 12 hours.

Who said that? Who said that? Did they all said that? Who was the three day fucking shit? They just look out the window and see stars. Like it's insane. Like the stories are crazy. Oh, and we gave that moon rock to fucking what? Denmark and it was a piece of petrified wood.

But that was a lot that I read that story. And that is that it is a Denmark cannot prove where they got that from. And then NASA says we would have never given out a moon rock at that. That sounds like some idiot just never do anything like that. You think that's less reasonable than some dumb fucking Denmark just inventing the making up a story that he got given a moon rock to make himself look important to his peers? Remember Piltdown, man?

Yes. It was in the English countryside, I think, or something. It was total hoax, but it was very, very, you know, it was well studied and all that kind of stuff for a while. How many years does it have to take of not going back to go,

oh, you just don't have the, but why do you want to go? They're spending it to go to Mars. They're like, you know, the, like the rovers and the, and the probes and things like that. They're, they're spent a lot of different things other than and the and the uh... probes and things like that there's a lot of different things other than the moon you don't need to go to the moon well wait wait wait do you think that we've sent those fucking rovers to Mars or is that fake too

oh i think the rover to Mars is fake a shit okay watch your eyes dick look at the pictures it looks like bad photo shoot it looks like if you took a fucking class that online graphics course, and then just took shitty pictures. This is like, you are a big Mars. Of course the pictures are shitty. It's on Mars. This is up people who are not experts in certain other areas. Use those areas to... No, listen, if they were faking going to Mars, the pictures would look fucking perfect. Are you fucking kidding me? Avatar looks perfect. They wouldn't look like shit if they were faking going to Mars, the pictures would look fucking perfect. Are you fucking kidding me? Avatar looks perfect.

They wouldn't look like shit if they were baking it. Oh my god. What is the benefit? Even our fucking most famous picture of Earth isn't even a picture. It's a fucking Photoshop composite of images. Yeah, because otherwise it would be covered in clouds. They had to compose it in multiple shots. Look at the fucking pictures of the discoverer satellite that they have in a geosynchronous orbit with

the sun. They have a million miles away in between the so it's a perfect gravity. So it's between the sun and the moon. It's the silliest fucking pictures you've ever seen. What about you? Do you think we have satellites in space? Yes. Yes.

Why can't we just know technology? I think we lied about that one thing and now we had to keep going along with it and we haven't actually gotten to the point where we can go to the fucka moon yet. I don't think it's a flatter. You mean period? Because you don't think we've sent a bunch of robots to Mars, right? That seems pretty fucking easy.

Like I honestly think I could do it. If I just stop podcasting and running, only on sending a trash can to Mars, I fucking think that I could legitimately do it. Well, you believe we can launch satellites? Why do you not believe that we could land on the map? You have high enough math credentials to do that stuff. I mean, I know you do.

I know how it works. Yeah, I think I could do it. Yeah, no, no way. No one's done it. Why has no other country gone? You could do it. This is huge expense. We're the only country with enough money to just throw it.

Go and do her rocks. We literally just print fake money and then loan it out of it. Oh, okay. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no. It's now I'm into going, the money isn't real. Money isn't real and we didn't go to the moon. What's this about Israel? Yeah.

Israel just launched a rocket to the moon. They just dumped all of these small, like what were they? Oh, as Palestinians, they took out their their own. Israel's taking Palestinians to the moon to get rid of them. They're doing it secretly. I agree with that.

What are they, what are they dump? And a bunch of, no, it's water. Golds, they're hiding all their gold. Israel's hiding all their gold on the moon. God. And that's true. And everything that everybody says to you, people will bend over backwards to make any fucking excuse because it's so ingrained in you fucking want to be a god-dumbed astronaut

I fucking fly around this spaceship I don't want to be a Just for the right time I don't like it on all that but I hate space now I'm gonna put all the math by hand on a chalkboard, you know, they just made that movie about they called their all sorts of n-words And it was Yeah, that was about as Hollywood eyes like it's bullshit Yeah, but it looks like your only evidence is that they said they didn't see stars start to end words. And it was, that was about as Hollywoodized like it's bullshit.

Yeah, but it looks like your only evidence is that they said they didn't see stars. And to be honest, they weren't really on like, or look at the pictures. They're gazing. Look at the pictures here. There you go. Look at the pictures. That's what I said. Massad.gov.

It looks like a high school prop. It looks like it's made out of fucking art. I'm just posted. You're not going to do it. You're not going to do it. Posted a discord. I'll do it. All out of fucking art. I'm telling you just post it, post it in Discord. Post it in Discord. I'll do it. All right. All right.

Yeah, actually I got the picture. Let's blow this thing wide open. I feel like we're on to some pictures or fake. I have never heard that argument. Yeah. Spaces fake doesn't exist. Right. What did you say?

Did you say water bears? Yeah, those tiny little, like, tardigrades. Yeah, tardigrades. Yeah, they're tarded grades. Yes, they can, well, yeah. They can survive and survive. They came from Earth, so they're definitely retarded grades.

But now we have a bunch of water bears. Yeah, just to see like if they can survive and all that, because they survive like that. Everybody's a nuclear physicist. Is a dad worked on the NASA moon launch program lies liar. I should I'm calling some calling. I'll put a lie detector on his woolen plate is balls. I think you should talk to this guy. Hey, Willard, you do not need like every single person that made a fucking screw. You need like the people at the top. Like no one knows what the janitor at the fucking corporation

doesn't know what's going on in the board meeting. Yeah, but like what if he opens the wrong door and it's a sound stage with Kubrick? Like you gotta have killed. You're gonna silence a couple people, right? All right, you posting that picture away. They burned a bunch of fucking agencies, man. Actuals are gonna work without a snap.

That was a gem in my stuff. Laminate and said it was never gonna fucking fly to the moon and said, this is all fucking bullshit. Yeah, he died in a fucking insane experiment like a year before the moon landing. Like three or four of them did, right? That was when they went up in the, in the, they were testing things in a fire broke out, right?

Cause the oxygen hose breaking or something. All right. All right. But it's before the moon. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Are you going to post that picture in here or what? Famous picture this one right here of all Dren. I Don't know if you post like every picture you go out 50 yards and then just black backdrop and even in a Reflection there's a fucking black backdrop. Yes, because it's the moon

There's no After fucking 50 yards curves over after fucking 50 yards. Exactly. And there's the cameras were specifically calibrated for that environment. Like a lot of the specifics in the pictures are because of those cameras. It's a very, very harsh environment. It's not like they're dicking around with the F stop. Like they just, like it's like a fucking 19 year old girl just bought this yet.

Can't take what you know of Earth and apply it. It's just pressing buttons and crossing your fingers. Are you posting that picture? They work professionally taken these pictures. Like, it is the camera. A photographer will try to tell you that it's not the camera, but it's all the camera doing that work. They don't do shit.

All right, I like that's my case for it, I guess for now, but all right. All right, we got to do. Did you see the pictures I posted in order this fucking land? No, I'm in discord, but all right. All right, we got to do. Did you see the pictures I posted in order of this fucking land? No, I'm in, I'm in discord, but there's not any pictures being posted. Which channel lives free for you? You can't channel now posted in discord. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I he's right. Yeah. Fuck. So you think this is just about a shot? Yeah,

I see. I see what the fucking what are the arrows? I love arrows. Earth should probably look bigger than the moon. I love crazy guy arrows. Oh, the gap and gap.

We annotated lose pressure in a vacuum. Well, it's, it's not the entire craft. Uh, I don't. I understand that it just looks fucking bad. Okay. All right, I gotta go do voice mails. All right, well, I'll call him again. All right, well, I'll call him again.

What? And fuck the villa boy. What the villa, what? I don't know. I want to shout out the villa boys. Actually the cabin boys, fuck the cabin boys. Fuck the cabin boys. Okay, get out of here. See ya.

See ya, Deck. See ya. Very enlightening. Yeah. Those pictures blew that whole thing wide open. Okay, everybody. Mates of good ribs. He did?

Yeah. No doubt. Sean togetherness. That's what I'm all about. We got No doubt. Sean, togetherness. That's what I'm all about. Should have got that recipe. Okay. Here's Ethan Cantrell.

The mistakes were made. I don't think I've played that one. I've been meeting you for a while. Here you go. Thanks for listening. Everybody see you next Tuesday. Why so tired of complaining and time? So tired of explaining myself to everybody you've found the things I do. We're done, so tired of being negative but I'll keep trying to stay positive and true

But it just won't happen, no matter what I do I'm starting to be good for a little while Where I'm not breaking my happy smile Then all the cards sink at some level wrong And I write another fucking suicide song So that's all we've all racked it like it did We're done, so, try not my excuses and I I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Or is it just what it is? It's just what it is, Sean. Oops, oops, oops, oh fuck. I'll mix it down. Fade it out for me, Sean. I can do that. I can make you think that I did that, but we don't have the technology to do it.

I can't actually do that. At least I made a good point. Why didn't Russia point this out? Well, yeah, not answer for that one. I'm sure Russia could draw little arrows on pictures, right? Right. What is this all about? This bullshit shouldn't earth look bigger? Well, no.

Do you hear about that nuclear explosion in Russia? What do they do? No, I feel kind of... They're just testing nuclear. And like secretly. Oh, really? And yeah, they did it in a weird location and the only people to pick it up were Norway.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why would they be testing nukes? and the only people to pick it up were Norway. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why would they be testing nukes? That's the question. They set up, and they have, they've had a couple different cover stories. They're like, oh, it was like an accident. We were trying to retrieve a nuke.

Also, three of our scientists died in the explosion. And you're like, oh, what's going on? Huh. Cool. Interesting. Always nice to see a nuke in play. We're all secretly hoping that nuclear war happens. Well, they set off the largest nuke, by far in human history. Right. Yeah.

Like nothing's even close and they dialed it down to like 50% of its capacity. All right, here we go. Facebook news. Hello, Dick and hello, Dick heads. Hey. This is the Facebook group news from the last couple of weeks. The dick-pick-pocalypse is upon us. As the last two weeks worth of post in the group seem to be mostly centered around different dick Has getting outed for unsolicited trouser snake photos Tom fullery delivers a message from the group's ladies to Jared Lanky Kong that message is Stop continuously messaging us and stop being creepy as fuck Screenshots attached to the post include Jared asking,

can I have a pussy pick being denied and then asking cans, as well as Jared trying to negotiate by reminding the anonymous female dickhead that, if you get to see my dick, then I should at least get to see your labia. That would be fair. I don't want to see your dick. Jared claiming that he'll make stupid shit to put on his cock

And if he does that the girl owes him there's been no word yet on exactly what type of He's on his cock David gay bar comments. I've got the mania and the only cure is some labia Thomas only cure is some labia. Thomas Vanemann says doesn't hurt to ask. Tom fool is on a roll this week as he also posts screenshots of one Brian Blackham who you may remember as the guy who called Carrie and Emily's jobs because they were quote unquote being bitches and whores. That's right. The screenshots include Brian spurging out and claiming that he was never going to stop reporting the TDS

Facebook groups. Teresa Francoistica says, of course you won't because you're a giant faggot. Dave Lopez, this is an audio clip of Black M Screeching on TDS 128, much to the amusement of the rest of the group. Tommy Blan reminds the group that shutdown is happening. Shortly after, Patrick Milkman claims that big brain black-hum got his fat, blueberry vagina so twisted that he reported Patrick

for blasting his ugly dick pics all over the TDS Chets, resulting in him getting zucked for 30 days. Richard Pitcher says that black-hum sounds like a battered wife that keeps coming back for a beating. Austin Outlander welcomes Patrick to the phantom zone. And lastly, Tom Fulery, yet again with more penile photograph news as he reports that a bloke named Alan under a hat-fishing profile called Faye Mary Megan obtained pictures of Christie Flowerboys flaccid cock with very little effort.

Christie admitted that the soft serpent was, in fact, his own and claimed that he was nearly black out drunk when he sent it and that he knew that the profile that asked for it was a catfishing profile and that they would, in fact, show it to everyone. David Santa Claus expressed disbelief that Christie could have possibly been blackout drunk

because he had perfect spelling all while managing to take on Pazinian. I heard that. He's like a drunk savant or something. Like, Ollie can't spell, I can do his spell perfectly. It enhances my spelling abilities. Right.

Hey, is there like a plan to go back to the moon and check those tardigrades out? I don't know. I think it's just going to be, you know, like the scene from Alien. It's just going to be all those, you know, Morphs up there after it's all done. I mean, I don't, if it's a one way trip, I kind of don't understand it. It's like the only thing. It's the kind of thing. Don't they live for like ever?

They can stay in stasis for you. You can put them in like Arctic temperatour. You can put them in fire. You don't almost don't even need a plan. Just put them up there and figure it out. See what happens. Yeah, they're incredibly hardy. They'll survive in the vacuum of space, right?

The funny thing is they just they mess the whole thing up. It was just, yeah, like well, it was supposed to go up there land and they were supposed to have like a little civilization, I think, you know, like, like a, like from the future, future, future, future, yeah, exactly. But now they're just, they're all just running around trying to survive out there in the, in the wilderness of the moon. It might be weird if they all evolve up there and we're just watching it. I'm like, man, I wish we had the technology to get to the moon to hang out those categories.

Exactly. Yeah. They got a lot of fun here. We got it I wish we had the technology to get to the moon to hang out those tardigrades. Exactly. Yeah. They got a lot of fun here. We got it. We're building a rocket to get the earth. Yeah. So Mars is fake too. Yeah, it's all fake.

Well, I mean, that's, yeah, I mean, that's, that has to be way harder than the moon. Have you seen those pictures of Mars? Come on. Yeah, that's a good shot. Bullshit. Yeah. And he sent a digital photograph of his custard, cannon, Christie retort saying that he is surprisingly coherent when blackout drunk, David replies, if you're extremely coherent, you're nowhere near blackout drunk.

This has been the Facebook group news for the last couple of weeks. Oh, very good. Thank you. Thank you, raising crews. Um, let's see here. We'll do three. Sean, what do you think? Sure. Let's see here we do three Sean what do you think? Sure let's do three. The Dictionary what makes me a rage Dickhead is the Indian-Jewergan. I'm a gun guy. I've been called a rambo a lot by people as an insult and I was thinking about it more. I could give it one eye out of a plot and I realized my defeat I hit that comparison because it's so stupid and it works in my favor. I guess I don't hate it I like it. I like being called rambo hate that comparison because it's so stupid and it works in my favor. I guess I don't hate it. I like it. I like being called Rambo. Listen to me. It's like

it's in first blood, the first Rambo movie. It's in a movie about police brutality. Yeah, it's like methe oil. It's right. Like the police find this veteran with PTSD and harass them and they give him a hard time. They end up almost killing him. And he would probably would have been locked up in jail. He would have been another Traveller in Martin or something like that. I don't know. Traveller in Martin, jail. But the whole point is,

Traveller in Martin, jail. I believe so. I believe so. I think so. You got arrested for that. Right. That was a famous case. That was a murder.

I'm like a red-haired person. I love a photo of it. It's police are trying to kill him. So with guns, you actually stopped the police state from fucking his life up. It's exact opposite of an example you want to use Idiot, could you just point it out that oh look at that this guy was gonna get totally ruined by the police But he's got him to actually save the day and the police the corrupt fucking police force. I don't know if he saved the day Not to screw with American citizens. You should have picked it by our example, idiot Is Trayvon Martin and jail calm? Yeah Yeah. Is Trayvon Martin still in jail?

It's gonna be weird when he gets out. His rap career is like hurting on the way out. Getting life. There's like a chance of parole. The Rambo really took a hard turn after one, didn't it? Right, he's just the first movie's very different in tone. They didn't expect it to be a franchise. I don't think they expected that movie to be as popular as it was. No. And then Rambo got really popular and they're like, shit, well, it's just make much narrick action hero.

He was very f**king f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. He was very f**king s**t. PTSD adventures can you go on like we got to pivot and it wouldn't be as fun if it's just his PTSD getting triggered every time by small town It would have been a really weird that it's happening

It's all that before it's all these small town cops. We're gonna murder him again It's all about why do we hang out on the amount out on the 4th of July and having to find a house before the fireworks are going off Just a you a boring movie. Every movie's got new stuff, like a weighted knacket to control his PTSD freakouts. I'm looking for, is the new one out yet? Oh, where was the new one? Yeah, he's just a boomer now.

He's a border boomer who people trespass in his lawn and he kills them all. Right, right. So, and absolutely insanely choreographed walker fight. Yeah. Between him and John Glott and Dan, and a little Mexican mustache, she's running the drug. I cannot, I just cannot watch movies anymore where the bad guy is a drug like runner or something. I can't like because we just it's as you want him to be the good guy. Yeah, because he's the good guy. Every single time it will be like it would be like the the pizza guy delivering pizzas is the bad guy

I was trying to deliver pizza as a guy's like a bunch of army guys just kill him like that's my fucking pizza man Yeah, fuck is my where's my drugs? I don't know maybe I just don't get movies anymore. I think they're putting away from drug dealer rings as the What is it now it's environmentalists? Yeah, I don't get movies anymore. I think they're pivoting away from drug dealer rings as the now it's environmentalists. Yeah, it'll be some more. Yeah, or a giant space lazy. Some guy building a doomsday weapon. 20 years, it'll be Tartagrades.

Tartagrades, my greatest fear. They're unkillable. I knew we shouldn't have trusted these real life. Oh, that was the one guy saying. Trust his reals. All right, Dick. You want to know what makes me rage? Yeah. This is this justice. I'm here in Florida. Fucking cock these hurricanes.

Hear me out because I know. I know I know what you mean I'm probably gonna get rocked or whatever fucking cat five hurricane Strongest in history Get out of the way or get dead. I'm a Stealth and destruction and then it just stops. Hmm. I mean every time this whole fucking week of Everyone needs to be prepared to prepare. I mean always bullshit whole fucking week of everyone being prepared,

being prepared, I mean, I can't even win me out. What's been like the one run out? Well, the gas has been popping. And I still have to work, so I just fucking get gas, whenever. All the water's bought, okay, just just load up on beer. Gonna have a hurricane party. Nope. It just fucking stops.

And a real asshole. Yeah, fading. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Okay. Go fuck yourself as well. It is. This is a constant cocktails near Armageddon. Cocktees.

These hurricanes. Not one fuel. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not one. If you're not doing that with the delivers. Yeah. Just a news event. Yeah. What is very common for them to break down into tropical storms? I don't want to hear that word. Such a cock tease. Just one. One, I'd like to be more careful.

Touched itself than they expected. These fucking nerds. Well, I think it wasn't the same important wash Katrina. Was Katrina worse than expected? I mean, the devastation was worse than anybody except the engineers who looked at their like, oh yeah, this thing's fucked. They're saying that like a decade before.

Yeah, I don't know if it was even the storm was that bad. It was the racism afterwards. That was the worst part of the screen. That was the worst part. All the racism all over the place, exploding on us, exploding racism all over the place exploding on us exploding on all over each other that was the worst part of the rest of the

one-hour that's it god uh... over my chest god horrible reason so i'm totally with you regarding you know asking for explicit

consent. I think the obligation of it is bullshit. Yeah. But at the same time, you know, why, why is the other way such a problem? Like, you know, we've all had a hug. We didn't want or someone went for it and we didn't like it. And it's not that big of a deal. Like communicating non-verbally is a big deal, right? Well, on the flip side, let me give you an example here. If I ask if you want a beer, are you going to go, oh, well, fuck, I wanted one until you asked.

No, you're just going to say yes or no. And then we move on with our lives. So I guess my point is, why is whether the communication verbal or nonverbal having any effect at all on whether or not you want something? I just, I don't think we should be that frail. All right, have a good one. Because it's not. If someone says, do you want a beer,

I'll say no more often than if they just give me a beer, I'll drink it. Yeah. That's the difference. I'm sure that that that's an area's true. Definitely. What's it mean? I want the beer. If it's if you give it to me, if you've put it right in front of me, but you need another one. Yeah. Would you like to do a little of genital action here? Well, no, but if I put it right in front of you, maybe you're gonna say yes, right? Give a little hand. But when you just whip out those big perfect balls,

there you go. All right. Well, let's get to going. You got them out. You got them out, I'm down. Once they're on the table. I guess you can't say that though. All right, one more. Hey, Dick. It's like you've got any calling in. Just wanted to share a little story that's kind of similar to your creepy burning man guy saying that your girlfriend was

hot repeatedly. I like to go to rave a lot and you know, her and I dance together, but not always, you know, sometimes we separate a little bit and there's a little bit of distance. And if there's ever more than like a foot between us, some dudes will turn around and he'll just start dancing in front of her and she'll back way right into me and I'll put my arm around her and they'll back way right into me and I'll put my arm around her and they'll keep dancing I'll keep going. I was just dancing here for a thousand dancing. Yeah, I was just dancing from, I just have to be here.

Now they've poured drunk frat baggages and go to the... But it's fucking awful. It's so fucking creepy. I literally just have to I literally have to have my arm around her Almost the entire time which I don't want to do you're making me hug my girlfriend I didn't want to be hugging. Oh you just wanted my space, but you mother fuckers Yeah, I have to fuck off. She loves it. I want to hug.

So aggravating. Something that's not depressive in this physical affection. I don't think I'm that right. I'm not. I can't do it. That my wife was not repeatedly. So, you know, we have our differences.

Either way, go fuck yourself. Fuck. Fuck off. Guys. Yeah, getting up. I don't know, man. I way, go fuck yourself. Fuck. Fuck off. Guys. Yeah, getting up. I don't know, man. I think that's your job if you're out of rave with your, what is girlfriend?

Yeah. You gotta keep your hands on it. You know that people know. At all times, you've got to be like a fucking koala. Yeah. Or like a monster. Can we just go go to like leashes or something, you know? Yeah, why not?

She's connected to a guy by a tether, you know? Then you can't drop it. Because then some doodle. Oh yeah, there's rollin'. connected to a guy by a tether, you know? Then you can't drop it. It's in some doodle. Oh yeah, there's more. I'm holding the leash now, buddy. Those are the rules of the radio. Put it around your wrist. Yeah, exactly.

Tight Velcro thing. I don't think I talked about the dick leash guy. Dick leash? Yeah, I met a guy who pioneered something called a dick leash. Pioneered. The varned one. The one you're choosing to use here. There are many iterations. We'll talk about it next week. Pioneered. The world did it. The world did it. The world did it.

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