The Dick Show - Episode 172 - Dick on Nude Figure Drawing

Episode Date: September 17, 2019

A furry injects saline into my scrotum live on-air, students fight climate change but lose their vaping privileges, Mrs. Monopoly and other Mrs. boardgames, smoking in high school, sex positivity vs. sex negativity, modesty c*cks, how to have a three-way, Vito's school principal the pedophile, me not influencing a school shooting, science fairs, Stuttering John threatens to sue Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", Maddox walks into a bar--and then immediately turns around and walks out, truckers passing one another at half a mile an hour, how much Boomers whine and complain about everything, and Sean chickens out of letting a furry inject saline into his scrotum. All that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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What's up, buddy? Wow, I am, I think I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm giddy with nerves'm, I'm getting with nerves and I'm getting within excitement and anticipation. I feel like I thought I was washing bride on her wedding day, Sean. Oh. We are going balls out today.

I'm trying to picture him as a blushing bride on his wedding day. You can see it right now, Sean. Well, today, today, I can see the blush right through the stubble. Today is the day. Today is the day I'm getting my balls filled to the proper size. The proper size.

The puberty. Yes, the size. I've identified them as. They're finally fulfilling their potential. The potential, the size of the balls that God intended to give me, but he fumbled at the 99 yard line and gave me these beauty raisins that I have. Oh man, we have a packed show.

Yeah, I understand that it's besides the ball packing, there's going to be more people coming to you. Keon is in studio for any kind of legal issues that might arise during this unlicensed medical procedure that we're having done on ourselves. Sean, you're doing it, right? Dick, do you think? Who thought that I was serious last week? I did. Everyone's been telling me you're bailing. It's all over Twitter and Reddit, Sean. You are gonna bitch out on this? Bitch out. I was never bitched in. Are you fucking? Oh, yeah. Last week. Are you fucking kidding me? You're not getting your balls pumped up today

I think you have burning man yourself retarded. Oh you are kidding me How could you possibly think what about me would make you think that I think Sticking saline in my balls is a good idea Did I you think I woke up this morning you went you know what you know what you know what I can really use when I haven't had no Well a good old fashioned case a sepsis Squareshawn how fucking dare you leave me you fucked me like this on the marathon too We were sitting around drinking like 15 years ago and I said that would be great You go on I said bed I gotta stay home and wash my crotch

You're gonna fucking deny me this brotherhood. You're gonna leave me out I'm gonna try on the line. Yeah, I'm gonna try and like this you selfish fuck. It's the dick show I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I went out and we're still looking for a co-host I would have a co-host your co-host now Congratulations, you've wrote it now. You got to inflate your balls. Look, because we'll go back to the god of the precious jeans anymore. You'll have to wear something different. You have to wear athletic shorts or something. You have

to wear. I've got thing in a in a clockwork orange. Yeah, the cod peas, the giant cup cod peas. Oh, fuck you Look, if they were supposed to be saling in my balls, then God would have put it there. Mary was supposed to come with a baby. God, God, God, God, God's pleased. He's spaced, he's spaced, but he made up for it. You shut it in the fridge, you asshole. Why not?

You shut it in? Because he's kind of a dick. I went out and bought, especially bod. Just preserved. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a dick. I went out and bought, especially bought, just preserved your- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no injected, you put your dick in there and then the balls can float around to go through the procedure to get injected. You're looking at me like the confused face. This is, yeah, that doesn't make sense. I'm like perspective on porn.

Doesn't this make sense? Yeah, sure. And now you're not going to do it. No, I was never going to do it. This thing, this would cost 60 bucks down the drain, I guess, because Sean's perfectly satisfied with his microscopic balls over there. Hey, I can't believe it. Did you really the most interesting thing you've ever done in your life?

Did you really think that I was gonna do it? Yes, because you do remember when you died, remember when I was dying my hair all the time. Yeah. And then you died it black. Eventually I did, yeah. For one time. I liked it. You did you liked it I thought this would be like the same thing. I got one just one thing to go along for you know what say

Yes, Sean. Didn't you see that movie with Jim Carrey was it the yes man? Yeah, that was exactly like liar liar You know what I you know what I honestly like I would do because I've I've wanted one my whole life and could never figure out what to get a tattoo Yeah, I would get a tattoo on the air. Yeah, somebody really, yeah, if somebody came up with something I liked, how about I bitched out of the ball? No, that's not something I like. You said you were gonna do it. I can't believe you took that, like I was like, you're like, Sean, are you and I'm like, oh yeah. Oh yeah, definitely.

Oh yeah, like you don't, that's my, oh yeah, like, oh good idea, go ahead. Oh, that's so fucking full of shit Who thought Sean would do it raise their hand you guys everybody thought you would do warm was here everybody thought you would do it That's incredible I must be getting better at lying you were gonna do it and something happened someone got in your brain No someone got into your head look there isn't that's going on red Someone got into your fucking head I I know it. Who was it? It never even He crossed my mind to take it seriously Who was it never for one second was I like? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do that you are lying you

We're gonna review the tape you 100% were in oh I completely Siding I guess writing checks with your mouth that your balls had no intention of casting apparently. I have to say so, apparently. For the benefit of, uh, veto, it's the most interesting thing you will have ever done. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm balls. I am, I have had this conversation all week, women, I love it. They're practically salivating to give kicks of what's going to happen to my balls. They're always like a Halloween gourd.

Yeah, I'm the paint jackalanterns on tags. That's the shit. Yodi, by the way, Yodi, the coyotes in studio. Go ahead, Yodi. Yodi, how you doing? Hi, Dik. Hi, Sean. Hi.

So you brought equipment for Sean. You brought all this equipment for Sean himself. And he's bitching out. Can you believe that? I brought all the supplies for both of you's bitching out. Can you believe that? I brought all the supplies for both of you. I can have to do it. You have to do it. Honestly, I didn't think you were gonna do it. What the fuck why? Because it was one of those things like, I'll put shit in my balls. Because you haven't been paying attention for the past five years.

Yeah, why would I not do it? No, no, no, no. This is my dream come true. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I was 50 on my way I was 50 on whether to talk about my balls. Yeah. I think honestly what happened is you were 50, 50 on whether you were going to do it, Sean. No. You see, then you see Jody and just get intimidated because you don't, I mean, that is glory. Oh, Jody. Oh, Jody. Oh, Jody. Jody. You said no. And that is not a apologize boy. That's a extremely weird name to him. Thanks. That's serious. Yeah. There was never one second. I never want to do it.

I can't believe it. Right, Nippy, I got in. Let him see if I'm lying. You're like, oh, yeah, I'm going to do that. I'm totally in. Yoddy's walking around with what looks like a grapefruit in the front of his pants. I love it. 80s goal reminded me by the way.

Yeah, Keon for his like, okay, so how long does the sale? Oh, damn, how much saline. Jesus, you're drunk. Are you serious with that shit? Total of one liter. One liter. Is that a total?

So a photo using, I've between 300 milliliters or 500 each. What is that in American units? A pint. A pints. A pint each. A pint each. That seems like a good size.

And what like size of swollen scrotum could I expect with a pint of saline? A pint. A pints. A beer. Ball up your fists. You want to, you want to miss out on this shot? Yeah. I can't fucking believe it.

I can't believe you thought I was, I was in. Me either. Actually, I can't fucking believe it either. Think about it. I told Brock that you were doing it. Me either, actually. Yeah, I can't fucking believe it either. Think about it. I told Veronica that you were doing it. Now I look like a liar. Yeah. Yeah, you look like, you look like you bought something.

You don't want to disappoint Veronica, do you, Sean? I just, I disappointed everyone be sauntering into yoga class That's a fucking goiter between my thighs Hey, you got a new, new, new, new, new, new You're an extra cubby, I can put these in Oh, sorry, just my bad, they're attached Tell me, A, it's your first yoga class These women have never seen before

And B, you have Lulu Lemon Tite, you're gonna be wearing it I do have Lulu, I have very tired of pants I think it might be the guys. No, it's not the guys class. I might change it to the guy instructor's class. Just like a going drop those babies on their former. So what are you gonna do about? Does anybody have any, because they always ask before it before class. Does anybody have any medical issues? Would you be worried about? I'm gonna go with a mega phone. Attention please. Not a nation. I just want to brag. I have something that might need special stretching

or exercises, special attention. All right, let's unpack this. We'll unpack your medical supplies in a bit. In a bit. Just for information, one meter is one CC, simply. You can make some damage. Oh, okay. I don't know how to visualize that, though.

Like I say, 500 CCs inside your... Wait, okay, can you get the liquid out? Let's just see the... Okay, Keonley, hand me that. But he's not putting all of that in, I don't think. Or are you? If it'll fit. And he's got another one, yeah, that's it.

No, this is half each. That's what? Half each. Half each. Half, yeah. No, this is Huffie. That's what? Huffie. Huffie. Huffie. Oh, and that's too much. That's a lot. I can't go to yoga like that.

I can't go to yoga like that. I got a reputation uphold. Yeah. See if they'll let you in UCB with that. Sounds it right up. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's a, this is, what am I holding? That's a pint that I'm holding, that I'm separating in my hands, right? In this saline drip bag. That. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that's a, this is, what am I holding? That's a pint that I'm holding,

that I'm separating in my hands, right? In this saline drip bag. That's about, yeah. Oh God, okay. Now I'm getting nervous. I can put a nervous sweats. This is what women feel like on their wedding day. That's what I was saying.

I'll tell you what makes me a rage. I got two words for you. Science, fair. Science, fair, Sean. I just found out, I have this problem. I have this problem in my life. I guess it's an addiction or whatever, that if I don't stay on top of it for more than for a couple days,

for a second, my entire home becomes covered with electronics horse shit like Arduino, cables happen wires and cables, like little components and stuff that cannot be touched or else I'll have a huge, I'll have a sonic level fit of autism that my things were disturbed in any way. Covered around the house, wires, cables, connectors, resistors, multimeters all over the place,

and I have to just shovel it in a box. I can't, no matter what size of a place I'm in, spreads out instantly, right? Have shit all over the house, right? I'm trying to justify why I have this stuff. I'm getting some like post-burning man blues where I still gotta try to keep the art going afterwards. Yeah, so I go see what's going on today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta drugs, drugs and burning man. It's like, what can I possibly do? I gotta stick something like nut sack. Oh yeah, so I go up to my sister's house and I find the Irishman lets this one out. There's gonna be a science fair, a competitive science fair.

Oh, competitive, I don't believe competitive. Yes, with awards and shit. Oh, they'll take everybody, they'll take that away. Now he goes to a good Christian academy. Really? Yeah, it's old school Christian academy. I am gonna believe in people being better than others. Yeah, and that being the best is akin to godliness. I am gonna fucking blow everybody out of the water at the science. I'm talking

these dads don't they don't they're under they don't have the time that I have or the vindictiveness that I have to completely dominate the science fair. I cannot fucking what what are the call like? Is it galvanization? Galvan when they reanimate, you know what I mean? Like with a Frankenstein is like the dogs head. You know what they've been doing it for hundreds of years just to get things to contract and

everything. Yeah. Galvan it's called galvan something. I'm going to go around. I'm going gonna go around digging up dead animals, dead pets, up in the Santa Clarita Valley, hooking them up to car batteries, so I can get a whole corpse parade going in front of the school. And my, it's my tribute to Easter.

That's what it will be for the little Irishman's science, where I can't wait. Point of business, the Mo ox shirts are back in for a limited time for about a week. I can't believe you're not doing the ball thing. I can't believe you ever believed I was serious about doing it. Sean, people, it's the most interested people. I was at, we were at a bar this weekend and I'm, I'm shitting you not. I'm telling like 10 people who are gathered around

in rap detention about what I'm gonna do to my balls, 80s girls sitting in my lap and I'm telling this mixed gathering of people, we're all, they're laughing at it and right at that moment, Maddox walks in. That's unbelievable. It's really, what bar is this? Listen to downtown.

He fucking walks in with people. Yeah, he's like, he's walking in with his stupid this vinyl American flag jacket that he has and his flat brim hat that apparently he wears all the time now. He's going, okay. But he walked, and I catch him, I see his nose turn around the corner before he does.

I catch him out of the corner of my eye, right? As I'm like, ha ha ha ha, dude, he knows who it is, I'm sure, dude. Yeah, and then my mom said, ha ha ha. And all these people, oh my god, that's the funny, I turn and I see for a one moment, I look at his eyes, as he walks in with his two fucking friends or whoever he's there to meet.

I have this such a sad cringing, feels like, oh man. I was like, oh okay, so I see you have money to go to bars, but not money to pay me. Not money to pay me, but back my $290, which I did almost forget about, but I gotta get back on top of that. The look on his face, like the look of sad, it was like a ceramic, law fling video.

Zoom it, snap zoom on him, like whatever that song is. His night is completely ruined. And probably multiple days after. Who can just forget flashing back to that? For all he is. Realizing reliving a terrible moment over and over again. Every bar he ever goes into, there will be me with the love of his life sitting in my lap, me telling 10 perfect strangers, uproariously about the plans I have for my balls this week.

Sorry buddy. Try another bar. This one's taken by your worst fucking nightmare. Sean, that's proof that the great magnet needs you to do this. Otherwise, it wouldn't have sent him. Do you want to come to? I can't. I can't. I've been out of the country in the last six months. I have to do. I can't afford a whole bunch of new suits for the next week or have it on. Yeah, okay. Let me see. What else makes me rage?

The nice sex toy? You're a lawyer. That's the best excuse you could come up with. Just show up. And the court does suits. I got court tomorrow. Oh, man, that would be a power play. Do you want the extra saline?

I don't, but thank you. You don't? No, it's all right. What do you mean? You would dominate in court. If you walkedine? I don't, but thank you. You don't? No, it's all right. What do you mean? That's what you would dominate in court. If you walked in, I don't need it to dominate in court. I'm good already. Thank you.

Who would pass a judge wouldn't even dare defy you at your size packing a big, all set of nuts? I mean, I'm pretty big, but Mr. Muscle's is bigger. And I'm going to that courtroom tomorrow. It might be an issue. Are you really? Yeah. That was the restraining order.

Who's Mr. Muscle's at the, when we got the restraining order, this bailiff is, Oh, bailiff. He's just too comic, cute. Yeah. Like he barely fits in his bailiff uniform, probably on purpose. He could get a piece of science. No, absolutely. He cuts the sleeves.

Oh, he does. If you look on the inside. Oh, that sounds right. Sex toy stores are just way too nice now. I went in as I went in to nicely get these, penis, these hollow dildos, so we could put our penis in that. Modesty cocks.

Modesty cocks. Modesty cocks. Yeah. I stopped. I stopped in after, and I stopped in this morning. There's a 24 hour sex store down the street. You get this guy a modesty cock. Is it on? Do I have this on?

What camera? Trying to keep things, YouTube, a bull. Oh, well, what do I care? I stopped in this morning at about 8, 10 in the morning. And this sex shop is like a nightclub. It's like an Apple store. It's way too nice. I want it a nightclub. It's like an Apple store.

It's way too nice. I want it a sex shop. I want a Guy with a pit bull off the leash. I want yeah, you know, this is what I want. I want to kill those strap to his head. Yeah. I want a curtain behind which I don't really understand how commerce functions I don't know why people are going behind that curtain. Maybe a peep show, but maybe it's I never I don't really understand how commerce functions. I don't know why people are going behind that curtain. Maybe a peep show, but maybe it's, I never, I don't hear anything going on in there. Just guys kind of coming and going, but they're all, they're gentrified. They gentrified our sex toys.

So you can't be respectable. It's not just a pervert in there. I felt like I was not good enough for the sex toy store, which is unacceptable to me. And people who have only been in it since it's been gentrified are like, God, this place is really going downhill. Is it a dick come in? Yeah, yeah, I go in and I'm like, oh God,

I'm spitting on my, trying to do my eyebrows all nice, going in like, well, Jesus, I didn't know, trying to tuck my shirt in to my underpants. I didn't know this was a whole thing. It knows that there was a dress code, nor it's the gentrification of pornography that's making me rage. That's making it all inclusive for everybody but me,

but it's making it less CD and crappy. And I like that part. I like the sex, I like a sex negative atmosphere. And we're getting too sex positive, way too sex positive, and I'm not benefiting from it. Well, because you always like to feel like you're doing something wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

It's more fun for you if you're doing something that you shouldn't be doing. Like when we went to the red light, remember when we went to Amsterdam, we went to the red light district, and it's like fucking Disneyland. It was what the fuck? I was surprised like how small it actually was. Oh yeah. Yeah, like the whole, they could really cram those hookers in.

I guess they could, yeah. On the small space. I read an article this week in the sex positivity vein that, I think a porn hub bought all that research for the identifying facial features of hose to tag you like your Facebook with your pixel and then they bought it and they made a big show that they destroyed it because they didn't want anyone's they didn't want anyone's terrible decision. They didn't want their I'm sure it's destroyed.

Yeah. Yeah. These idiots bought it from a Chinese guy. No, he has like 17 more cup. He has infinite's destroyed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These idiots bought it from a Chinese guy. No, he has like 17 more cup. He has infinite more cup. Yeah.

And they even await. They worked with the internet archive to make sure it was off of there. And they took a forum offline that had hundreds of thousands of hateful anti-women posts. Now here, come celebrate with us by joining the joining facialabuse.com, where the models will get none of this money. I think that's what makes, they're making the porn shittier so they can have, continue having a supply of willing meat to sacrifice, to get for basically free and then exhaust by the time they learn, exhaust by the time they learn how to negotiate.

And the public thinks it's a good thing. It's all optics. Yeah. It's actually a really fucking good point. A few weeks ago when me and Khalifa came out and said, the whole time I was doing porn, I only made 12 keys. 12 ran. Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah. I meant, so one of my buddies, he's an old school, old school lawyer used to date some of the like porn charts from the 90s. Those ladies were making like five Gs a shoot back in the 90s, right? I mean, it actual stars, how they just package the term star and give you a webcam. Right, there you go. You're a star, bitch.

Go get a boyfriend or a guy off the street or a dildo, I don't fucking know, there you go. Don't worry, we've erased any evidence of this. So keep it going. That's the part that bugs me. Like, you guys totally stiffed, you guys totally fuck over these brides. At least give them some,

don't protect them from regretting something that they've... They got a protection from something, they're not giving them any money. They're keeping all the money for themselves. Yeah, God forbid one of these horse thinks twice about going on camera. Just keep eating your pills, bitch. Don't worry none of this will ever, God is dead.

Yeah. None of there's no repercussions for anything that you do. Lawyer? No, you don't need a lawyer to look at this. You're a star. Go ahead and use your real name. That's something I was actually thinking about last night. I was looking at porn and this girl had like four different names.

Her name was... No, what kind of porn are you looking at? Actually, I was just looking at this one particular model. Oh, who? She goes by a bunch of different names now because I guess her real name is Cosima Duncan, but she was... Cosima?

Cosima or Cosmia Duncan, something like that. Cosima? Yeah, Shin? All right, I'm in Sid. or Kozima Duncan, something like that. Kaseema? Like yeah, Shin? All right, I'm gonna see my Duncan. She was, she was going by that for a while now, then she went like, Kozima night and then changed it to something else.

I guess she just started under a real name. Whoops. Or maybe I'm an idiot, yeah. But you can't even find her under that original name anymore, but all her videos are still titled that. So anyone can still find her. Yeah.

They really should change that. If that's their real thing, that's their real girls from getting from getting outed to the world so that their grandpa doesn't see them on the porn machine when he boots it up. I want my. I should get that inheritance faster. Hard attack, right? If he has any, you know, grandpa search porn too. Yeah. I want. He's not anymore. They don't want them to search porn. All they want is hot new knitting moms in the porn store. That's what they want. It's a world of crafting now.

It's the sex positivity, Sean. They don't want us sex negatives anymore. They don't want guys who prefer to fuck with their shirts on anymore. They just want young hot women who like to dance in the aisle of the porno stores while they're looking at all their erotic. Wait, this happens. This is. It's like a fucking eye store. I thought that was it. It's like an Apple store and I hate it. Um, Vito's here. Hey. Guess what Vito, uh, get on the mic over here.

I gotta, we're doing our balls today. We're inflating our balls today. When I heard that, I was like, I can't miss that. You can't miss that. Can't we hop, we hop out and let him get on the mic. He's right next to you. Who's the guy? The guy, look at, look at this crotch. Tell me that's not the guy. That on the mic. He's right next to you. Who's the guy? The guy look at this crotch.

Tell me that's not the guy. That's the guy. I'd know those balls anywhere. That's definitely him. They're bullgeon. Do you do that all the time? That's for my people. Jesus.

Yeah, get on the mic. Get on the mic. Is your dick done too? Yeah. Oh. Oh, hang here. This is gonna be the most raw episode ever. What do you mean?

Why? There's just people that switching around. You see, when you were talking about it, it didn't even seem real, but now. Oh yeah, show them the bag. Show them the saline bag. Get this out. That's not for like one ball, That's for both. Is that cover one set of testicles?

As much as you want. I must as you want. How much of this could you get? How much of it could you inject into your balls? That's a big pouch. I knew being that. Easily put two of these. If you haven't, isn't it like you have to work up so stuff? I don't you have to do some stretching or something. Oh, you have no idea how stretchy the sack is. Really? And you do. What's the most you've ever put in?

I used to do that before I had silicone because I cannot use that, it's not compatible with it. Okay. And I used to put like two of these, two of how these? Oh my God. Dude, I'm looking at the size of that bag. How, let me, can I feel how heavy? Yeah, yeah.

Have you felt how heavy this is? Yes, I held it. Okay, well two of these could be your balls. And how you got me thinking, there's no way I could go to Pilates with two of these in mind. No, that way. I don't even think I could work,

because my laptop would be slanted on my lap. Yeah. Two gigantic, guess who's not doing it though, Vito? Sean. Big surprise. You're chickened out. I'd see, there was no chickening out. I was never gonna do it.

I can't believe nobody called me on that last week. I thought you were in. Oh my God, everybody just accepted that. Like I said, what about me makes you think I would think that's a good idea. That that's something that I just need to do. I just bought your suit. You know what I am?

You really know something. That's what I'm like. I jump around, I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. What a bunch of bullshit. Jesus. I am. No, absolutely not even a hint of an intention of doing it.

Welcome back. Vito, thanks for coming to see this. This one man show a whole like artist gallery. Yes, it's going to be great. Are these men all sketchman all well artists? Yes. That's beautiful. I'll go around and introduce you. All male, of course. I don't want to put any pictures of my balls on the internet. No, you know that the porn industry's not looking out for me. No. They're not scrubbing the internet of pictures of my dick. Jess there, I'm not making them. They figure you want it there.

Yeah. Yeah. I got Carl from who these podcasts on. I know he wants to talk before the bills. Before the bills come back from half time. Uh. Uh. Then I really to talk about vaping too. Okay. Which is illegal now.

What? What? Yeah. It's getting there. I mean, your Trump got it. I got exactly it, but. Trump got it came down with an intense case of boomeritis. It decided to make vapes illegal.

What? Okay, I'll have to hear more about this. Oh, Sean, it's the kids. Don't you? The kids are always kids. I mean, there. You see what? If you think about it, it's pretty fucking brilliant

what the tobacco companies have done and stuff. Oh, yeah. With kids? Well, I mean, just making the most embarrassing anti-smoking ads in history. So it's plastering. No, but they're flavored and like people automatically think like, oh yeah, they're like much, there's no smoke.

Like it's very, I think about it. I'm like, there's no way it's as bad as a cigarette. It's not. I'm sure it's not. There's no way it is. There can't be. You're not supposed to inhale a carcinage. All that shit that's burning and everything.

It's just, they put it in as poisonous. But yeah. I mean, so. But I'm like, there's no way it's gonna, it's like getting the same, it's like getting the same fix with like a lot less liver damage from alcohol or something. Well, it's like, yeah, it's like they, all this shit that cigarette companies put in the cigarette

on purpose to make it more addictive and worse for you and also to make it burn even and things like that. Yeah. To make sure it exhausts itself completely and you have to keep buying and keep hitting it. The boomeritis that's taken over the country around Vaves is driving me insane. People saying shit like, oh, did you know that

one out of four kids are vaping like motherfucker. One out of four kids were smoking fucking cigarettes when I was in high school. I think that's for this too. You take a human being when they're at their, in the least amount of control of their desires, they're having their life, you stick them in a box all day where they have absolutely nothing to do.

It's easy to swear around them with young ass. Yeah. And tell them, don't do this, don't do this, don't do this. They're gonna do it. Now go home and wait for, wait three hours for your parents to get off the work. What the fuck do you expect them to do for God's sake? They got no taxes that they're late trying to figure out. They got no episode to write up. They got no arguments to get into with their girlfriends. They got no taxes that they're late trying to figure out they got no episode to write up They got no arguments to get into with their girlfriends. They got nothing

But their own dicks to drive them to the cigarette store to get a fix of something in their lives No, I just fuck only lots of only one and four do it. It should be five out of 14 ages vaping because there's nothing else to feel I've had a 14 ages vaping because there's nothing else to feel. Steve, you wanna know, you wanna know another kick? Go join the fuck, go talk to an army recruiter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all we have for you. We have micro transactions, the fucking army, and sman vaping. Have fun, kids.

And we can't design a game to save our lives anymore. That's not crippled with online play that got forbid you use a swear in and you're, you're banned from the entire internet. So consume Disney products, consume Disney products. Yes, PG 13 only. Yeah, play Ms. Monopoly. Mm.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ms. Monopoly. You're a rock out certain Ms. Monopoly. I gotta get, I gotta get caught. I fucking hate Monopoly. And a rock out sir. I'm a Miss Monopoly. I gotta get I gotta get I fucking hate Monopoly. Stay off the internet. You smart.

You haven't heard of Miss Monopoly? Oh, it's a wonderful new version of Monopoly that has bro or who a fucking whomever's bro has cooked up. Parker Brothers. Parker Brothers has cooked up where every time you pass go, if you're a woman,

you get $240 and if you're a man, you get $240, and if you're a man, you get $200. Is this for real? Yeah. This is for fucking real. And instead of property, instead of property, you can invest in shit that women invented, and then they have a series of inventions that they pretend women created, like fucking Wi-Fi.

I will bet you my inflated balls that a woman did not fucking Wi-Fi. I will bet you my inflated balls that a woman did not invent Wi-Fi. I would guess it would be, you know, like a team type of thing. What does that mean? Yeah, probably. Like an endless progression of steps and innovations in a series that have brought the internet

to your fucking hand, L.D. Vice. So you can post pictures of your lunch, you fat whore. Well, if Al Gore made the internet by himself, I'm sure a woman make Wi-Fi buyers. The first, the way Ms. Monopoly works, the first 12 times you go around, everything is free, but then you turn 30 and no one wants to give your old ass for anything for free anymore. And the chance, if you're a man, you draw from a different chance deck, where that's true. Is that actually part of it? Yeah, we're one in six cards.

You kill yourself. Right, right. And the game is over for you. It's a chance, I don't think that's all this on. I don't think that's all the time. I don't think that's all the time you draw a card. Also, women get out of free cards much quicker than men. Yeah, yeah.

There's a guy committing the same crime. They're doing a Miz candy land where the entire board is edible and you can't play if you're under 300 pounds. Oh. They're doing a Miz hungry hungry. They call it hungry hungry hungry hippos. Hippos. Yeah.

Nice. And the marbles are like little job breakers. Yeah. Yeah. There's a connect for where it's a amount of guys you guys texting you It's cherry Black licorice There's a miss battleship

Where you launch sexual her you file sexual harassment charges until you get a promotion you sunk my career You bitch. Yeah career depth charges. There's a miss. He was a five-star general. Oh, you've sold one. One salvo took him down. It's so my five-star general. You've me, too, to enough. Yeah. See, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see, see rest of your life trying to guess it. Oh my God. There's a Ms. Mouse trap where your girlfriend orders a bunch of stuff off the, a clothes

off the internet and then tries them on in front of you and asks if they look good. And then as you progress, you build the trap like she's on her period, her mom just yelled at her. You know, her friend just got engaged, pregnant, so you're building a bit of that one. Okay. That's all I got. Let me bring Carl in here.

Hey, Carl, for the bills, Carl, how are the bills doing? The bills are of 21 to seven. Thank you very much for asking. That's great. Did you hear it? Did you know we're inflating our, well, I'm inflating my balls. Yeah, because it's not. Because it's not.

No. I started listening at the very beginning of your show and heard Sean act like, oh, you guys didn't know I was joking? No, you did, it's like you were joking. Right. I must have sold it better than, no, because you meant it.

I talked to you out of it. No, someone got in your head and talked to you out of it. There was no talking me out of it. This is my acrogation. This is my acrogation. You cock. That was a modesty cock. And now you've made it to an aggression, micro aggression, or

a macro aggression. No, I never, never, never, at all did I intend to have my balls inflated. Well, shit, I'm getting special agent Richard Head in here. Go ahead. It was going to lie detect your ass. No problem. We're going to polygraph your ass. I'm a little left in.

I was looking for a job. Well, you can step in and do it. Keon, Keon was going to do it, but then he's got court tomorrow. So he was talking a game too. You let down. Yeah, I was looking forward to seeing the Shawn Bulls. I wanted us to be like those twins on motorcycles, those fat guys, both our balls.

Yeah. What do I, like, everything's gone downhill for me anyway. That's like, like, every you hit your late thirties, you're getting older and uglier, everything, you're getting weaker, you're getting slower. There's just, just deal with it. Just now, all of a sudden, you got opinions on what kids should be doing with their vapes.

With the end their balls. See, I wanna say I would do it, but I just know I'll see the needle and chicken out. Oh, let's see the needles don't scare me at all. Let's see the needles. Yeah, let me see those needles. There's no, I've had blood taken saying I've had blood taken so many times. I don't hate needles.

Like my arm, but like, and your balls. And your sharp objects near my balls. Yeah, make me very uncomfortable. He's getting the needle. You ever walk around your kitchen naked and you see a knife and you kind of have like a weird. I have that thing with my eyes. I have this weird irrational fear of walking by a nail and getting my eye like gouged out. Yeah. Always think about it. Somebody told me that when they were a kid, they got their they got their eye caught on a on like one of like a merchandise hook in a grocery store. Yeah, dude. I can't think about that every time.

I think about that every time. God. Me too. Yeah. So let's ban them. Oh my God, it's hot in here. Yeah, I'm sorry Sean, I'll tell you. I mean, yeah, that's what a needle looks like.

See, I'm just looking at it. I'm like, all right, now take that and check. Yeah, if yourself and the balls move in, I don't want to. Let me see it. Let me see that needle. This looks like the totally standard just blood drawing needs. We're gonna run a lighter over this needle to like start all out.

There's been, how many guys has have used this needle so far? Yeah, and it's in the sealed fucking thing. I don't know if you wanted medieval style. Yeah. I wanted like trains body. Just filling alcohol on there or something. Okay.

Titness Carl, Carl, what's been, what's been happening? He's going to get locked sack. They're resting little locks. I hear the word. Thank you for forgetting me on, and I know you're trying to work on my schedule on the bills and people over. So I really appreciate you. Yes. Yes. I'm jam packed up as out of the Dicks. Shell. Thank you. Yes.

Yeah. It's going to be jam packed. What's going on? You have some kind of a lawsuit brewing, is that right? Yeah, I thought this was funny and I got picked up by your subreddit, so I reached out to you. Do you know what Stuttering John Melendez is? Yeah. Yeah. I also saw that on the subreddit.

Is he suing you? Stuttering John was the first Stuttering John, because they had Stuttering John on Howard's turn and then they had John the Stutterer. Oh, yeah, yeah. John is John. John worked forutterer. Oh yeah, yeah. John is John the Stutterer. John worked for Leno for a brief moment, right? The big thing was that Leno stole him from Stern. It was like styling Stern's bits and chips.

Yep, yep, yep. As an announcer, right? Like he has Leno. I think he was also writing and stuff. He does like, String John used to do the interviews with celebrities that were in Howard Vast, the questions, Leno hired him to do that. think i don't know i think leno also had him like as a show writer

oh i don't know i think i see i guess he's regular intelligence or whatever despite his inability to talk like normally he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's not he's He's just a regular idiot. He's always like a mentally deficient idiot. What happened with what happened with Stuttering John and you? So Stuttering John has a podcast. And what I do is I make fun of people's podcasts on who are these podcasts. So we played his show, you know, over a year ago and we reviewed it and whatever, it's fine. And then fast forward, he's so bad at podcasting

that I've mentioned him a couple times. Oh, this is what he's up to, this is what he's doing. And because there's tattletails on Twitter, they have to go off and tell, Hey, John Carl said this about you, he's a carls of that about you. And John can't help himself. He keeps talking about us on his show. Oh, these assholes on who are these podcasts? I was saying this and this and this and this.

Yeah. Giving you guys the notoriety. Yeah. I'm going to keep talking about it when you do that. Right. Which, for the most part has been fine. There's been back and forth. And this is old school radio stuff,

where we're gonna talk about your show. You talk about our show and it just helps everybody, right? Yeah, start on used to shit on I miss all the time. Right. What Matt is gonna say and building. What Matt should do to me instead of just looking like I kicked his dick inside his body and walking out of a bar.

Every time someone mentions you slightly and he just kind of looks downward. He came to a bar that I was at while I was telling all this crowd of people about my balls with my girlfriend sitting in my lap, who is his ex who he basically wrote this letter to saying, oh, Christ. Oh, you haven't seen this, have you? No. Okay, so Maddox and her dated a long too saying, Oh, Christ. Oh, you haven't seen this, have you? No. Okay, so Maddox and her dated a long time ago. Right, right.

And then we started dating and it destroyed the pod. He found out about it and killed the podcast, right? So she's moving, she moved in with me into this house and she's going through a shit and she found a letter that was crammed into a box of her stuff that Maddox wrote, shoved, hid in a box of her stuff like a get back with me letter when she moved out of his house

But she never found it, but I found it Oh, no, wait when did you find like a year a year and a half ago or something like that? It was read at a road rage and everything. Yeah, so I've like purposefully been avoiding like The entire show history so you have someone who's's a complete newbie gets to experience it. Yeah. I can't even, I don't know. Oh my God. I'll read this later in a second or fine.

It's bad. Oh, sad. It's on legal paper. That's how you tell a girl that you want her back in chicken scratch on some legal ped. Okay, Carl, I'm sorry. Psychopath. Keep going.

So just quickly to get to the point, so we've been going back and forth. He's talking about us in his show, we talked about him on our show and it seems like we're having a fun time with it. So then I can be. How big is his show and how big is your show? I just want to get it.

Our show is much bigger. Okay. Does anybody watching his show or listening to his show? No one's listening to his show, it's terrible. So does he stutter? Is it a stuttering podcast? Only when he gets flustered. Yes, correct.

There's like 100 views on this thing. Is there like nobody's listening to this? Yeah, it's very small. All right. So I back in August, I went to New York and I did a guest appearance with Anthony Cumia from the Open Anthony show. Oh yeah.

And then I went over to you. See the one who went off on that tie raid? Who? Yes. Anthony? Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He got fired for tweeting things that serious acts I'm didn't appreciate. Right. So he has his own show now on his own network. So I went on his show and then I went on Jim Norton show, which is the Chip Chipperson show. Yeah. So it was like back to back on a Tuesday night in New York. I just went on these shows. And they're asking me like,

what's going on on who are the two? It's you, big shot. I'm just bringing up. I have a big shot. I put on all the shows in New York City. I'm proud of all those people. Wow, look at you. Well, the reason why I bring it up

is not to be breakadocious. It's part of the story. So I just asked me what's going on with the show. So I say, you know, we're talking about OP, we're talking about Maddox, we're talking about Stuttering John. And so I talk some shit about Stuttering John. It's what I do.

It's the only thing that's interesting about me is I talk shit about people. It's the only thing that's interesting about him. Stuttering John is talking shit. So sure enough, Jim Norton is friends with Stuttering John. I forget that they're all part of the comedy community here. Oh, right. So Jim Norton calls me up and he says,

Hey, man, I don't want to censor you. I'm going to leave everything that you said, but I'm going to get John economy. Let him know. Oh God. Okay. What? What?

Oh, my God. I don't God. Okay. What? What? Yeah. So he calls up Stuttering John and says, Hey, man, I hit this guy on from who are these podcasts? He talks some shit. I hope it's cool. Just wanted to get out in front of it, which I appreciate. Jim Norton is on serious ex on. He has a morning show there. He has a lot of guests on. He's not trying to make enemies with anyone, which makes sense. Yeah. So it takes a lot of like soothing to be a comedian. You have to constantly call people, sooth, they have to be like Henry Kissinger with you.

Hey, there was a guy on and he was like critical of you and I really hope that's that we're still cool. I hope that we can still hug each other and there's no serious glances or anything like that. Anything about the fucking podcast is guested. What is it? Why is he got a suit show? Yeah. Right.

Exactly. Everybody thinks it's a complete reflection on them. Like it's just like this guy's just in here talking. I'm very guilty of it too. I guess as far as you remember, okay, Maddox's a show. There was this guy. Do you remember when I did the soup blankets at Burning Man? We did a fake, no, I'm sorry.

We did a fake TV network. We set up a big stage and we had a camera filming the stage at all times, broadcasting to one tiny television. And we called it the Burning Man Broadcasting Network. That's how it is. And then people would perform and everyone would just gather in. You could have sat in front of the tiny thing. Yeah, and that's why I met my man.

We did a bunch of acid and did a late night show that was terrible. We thought it was great, but it was unwatchable. So one of the guys from that camp was going on Maddox's shitty podcast, a bunch of times, chumming it up and having the best time of the world during the lawsuit. So I'm a burning me again. And he came up and he did this like sheepish, like, hey, what's up, man? TJ Peters was his name.

He came up and he stuck his hand out in the most like sheepish, limp, dick, childish, like man, you were on, you were doing comedy with a guy who's like actively trying to fuck my life over and everybody I know who works with me and blackballing me from the city I fucking grew up in and this is the this is how you broached that Hey, what's up, man? I can get daps bro.

So dude, uh go fuck yourself. And he's like, oh yeah, I mean say it again, man. I'm not fucking joking, man. Get the fuck out of my Go fuck yourself and get the fuck away from me. I got nothing to say to you coming at me with a shit So I guess I'm guilty of it, but yeah, but that's different because that's not like you were he's trash talking you That's true. That's like a lawsuit situation. That's a guy who's like legally trying to ruin your life Yeah, well, it's just that he's on Maddox's show and Maddox's shit talks you allow. You wouldn't have had a problem with that.

No, you're exactly right. And it's like you're going through steps to try to fuck up my whole life. And this is how that bridge... I mean, if you have my mom's murderer on your podcast, yeah, I'm gonna be pretty upset about it. But that's like a difference. It's a situation.

While you're planning the murder. And you're talking about planning it, like motherfucker, that's not entertainment. It's my life. Do you want to get murdered? No, no, but. Not yet, Sean. I should have sold that.

We're gonna be. Yeah. I was in that podcast. I was like, oh, maybe did. For all I know, you'll be joking though when we plan killing Vito's mom. I'll show up with her. Hey, with a cleaver and a,

you leave her alone. All right, Carl, I'm sorry. I interrupted Oh I'm coming It just go up every time I just get I still feel that sick feeling of this asshole of this fucking asshole like smiling Smirking at me and offering me a handshake like I'm some kind of starving Ethiopian ready, like with a sandwich. Get the fuck away from me, man. Like the ability, your ability to live in discomfort

defines a certain amount of your success in life, and I have that in spades. I will sit there and look at your hand until you pull it back. That's true, you've always been like that too. You'll always out, you know, discomfort. Yeah. The other guy. If he gets just like, oh, yeah, I can just tell somebody has to say something or somebody has to laugh or somebody has to cut the tension. But like, I'll just, I'll just sit there.

There in Syria, you know, I practice all day every day. So what are we doing? What are we doing here, man? Take a pack. Well, with Maddox, there's no excuse for not knowing who he is. if you do the tiniest bit of research at this point. So it's like you know what you're doing is. He's out of his goddamn mind. Really pissed me off that bro handshake. You put it, what the hell is this?

What's up, man? So are we cool now? Absolutely not. Sorry, Carl. Yeah, that's fine. I love it. So obviously, I didn't think that this was a big deal. I thought we were both just kind of going at each other.

Well, know that John has been alerted that I'm talking shit about him on these other shows. Now he's legitimately pissed, and he's threatening legal action. Oh! Which is crazy, because he's always going on and he's talking about action. Oh, which is crazy. Because he's always going on, he's talking about, they can't use, I play clips of his show on my show. It's what I do.

Yeah. Now he's saying, well that's a copy, right, in Frenchman, he's talking to these attorneys and they told him you should go on and do a legal disclaimer and talk about, it's unauthorized reproduction without written consent. You can't play the show. What kind of clip can you play an example of one of those clips right now?

So we know what you're talking about. Can I play an example of his show? It's one of his clips. Yeah, that he wants to sue you over just so we know what it sounds like. So we can identify it. This is all fair use, basically. Well, yeah, that's what I would think. So it's for purposes of commentary and welcome to every radio news

Stuttering asshole Right right news Check this out. This is him talking about this is talking to me, but him talking about you can't re-broadcast the show Wait, are you gonna be able to play this or are you gonna get so into John podcast? Yeah, let me just start off by what my attorney told me to say this podcast is copy. What he sounds like written. It's not copy written you idiot. It's the right copy. Dominic does 2019. Thank you, Mike. And don't worry, Lenny. We're going to do what we're going to do. Like we talked about. He's talking to his attorney named Lenny, we're gonna do what we're gonna do. Like we talked about. So that's him,

who are told me right there. He's talking to his attorney named Lenny in New York and he said, like that's John. Well then, let's try all to go to the office. We're gonna do what we're gonna do Lenny. Don't you worry. So he's threatening me with legal action.

And not even thinly veiled, just threatening me. Meanwhile, the week before this, he was talking about putting a contract out on me and breaking my life. He's going back and forth. I'm going to rough this guy up. I'm going to go to the court system. I was like, well, which is it?

Because I didn't know. And that doesn't sound like John at all. Because he was doing, he's being a tough guy. That's how you talk like you're a mafia. He even had that act. Like it was like, yeah, it's like he was doing a voice. I'm going to tell you, mom, on you mafia. You don't even have that ad. Like it was like, yeah, it's like he was doing a voice. I'm gonna tell you, mom, on you,

and I'm gonna give my lawyers and volves. We're gonna send a cease and desist on their little heads. So you better watch out. God, there's nothing more fun about a comedy podcast that starts with a legal disclaimer. Right. What are we doing? This is supposed to be fun.

Make it forth. I've always said, my show is a roast. I treat it like a roast, which means I will make fun of you. And if you make fun of me back, I will celebrate it. That's what we're here for it. When people make fun of me back, I played on my show, I'm like, oh, they got me good. That's what we're doing here.

John, it's sort of heavy. Any fun with it whatsoever. Even though we're talking about it every week, getting miles from a listen. I'm gonna miss you. Show us the talking about it. He's pissed about it. Like, they're in joy. That's the best when. Show the talking about it. He's pissed about it.

That's the best. That's the best when they won't, when they won't give it up. They won't take, they won't take it away from you by taking it so seriously. Well, I hope he sues you. That'd be hilarious. I know. I'd be so fun. I mean, if he sues you, you're gonna, that'd be, that'd be good.

I would say almost. Almost, yeah. You two can spend 30 finals talking about what in 80. It is a stuttering. John is. That's true. All right. Carl is anything make you a rage? Yeah. Real quick. I was driving back from Montreal earlier this week. I live in Rochester, New York. And I'm sure you guys have all gone through this when you're on an expressway and it's two lanes and there's 18 wheelers.ers. 18 wheelers are not in a hurry, right? So they usually typically go pretty slow

on the right hand lane. But then there's always that one that's going a mile per hour slower than the other guy wants to go, so they decide to pass them. This process takes 25 minutes. But one 18 wheeler to pass, the other 18 wheeler, and I think they're doing this on purpose,

they are fucking with us. Because what if the two more in the past, the other two two, and I think they're doing this on purpose. They are fucking with us. Yeah. Because what if the other guy just slowed down, just slowed up for a second, dude, just let the guy go, and then we can all move on. I totally know. Yeah. Like glaciers. They don't watch this fucking ballet. Yeah. Because one guy's going 60 miles an hour, and the guy who's passing is going 60.2 miles an hour.

Yeah. And it's, yeah. And it's certain points. The other points, the other guys catching up further. They're like, go back and forth. What are we doing here? Totally experience. It's maddening. It's important that we remember these minor infractions

and inconveniences truck drivers have caused us for when they all lose their jobs to automation. Because they'll come crying. Talk about how important they are. But we've got to remember how many times they fucked us over kicking up rocks because they don't have mud flaps on going extremely slow to pass each other, not slowing a little bit, not giving a flash of the lights when we're trying to peek out to see if we can pass. Like, come on man, you're 20 feet in the air, you can see for 10 miles, just give me some kind of indication that it's safe for

me to pass without getting killed right now. You son of a bitch. What are you two busy getting ahead from the, uh, can't tell that joke. Um, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the sexual, uh, prostitute that you picked up at the flying J. Let's go, buddy. Eyes on the road. Anyway. The worst part is that they're at work. I'm trying to get somewhere.

It's like, asshole, I know that you're good. And you could be here all day. That's what you do. Yeah, I need to get somewhere. Get out of the fucking way. Yeah, I agree. All right, Carl. Go back to the bills. Are they playing yet? They're back on their back. They're back on in the third quarter. Okay. I just want to yeah, I want to tell you man, we got to get back on WTP soon. When we did that why won't you date me podcast together?

That was legendary. We made a fun of fat chicks for 55 minutes straight. Yeah, yeah. And one of them sexual assaulted me. Oh, real? That's danger, you see. Yeah, yeah.

Nicole Byer, sex, she was a lot of people. People came online. No, this was, she assaulted me formally. Years ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was coincidence that and she assaulted me formally years ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, it just was coincidence that we were reviewing her flat podcast. But it doesn't it doesn't matter 20, 30, 40, 60 years ago. Yeah, it's all I'll sink that fucking battleship, right?

It doesn't work though. That's why it's miss battleship. Exactly. All right, we have no power. I'll be I'll be back. I love doing you show, Carl. It's great. She's very honest with you.

I'll be with you today, buddy. So thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you., girl. It's great. It's Well, good. The light's off. Yeah. It's not the students can, it's not that the students can just fuck off, that they haven't ruined enough with their climate shit, like straws, reusable toilet paper. God, the fucking straws. We're, we're seconds away.

We're seconds away from instituting a genuine judge- style Re-sync where we're consuming each other For sustenance this is a very real thing that's being pitched now among in the scientific community It's not all that it's that they have it's that they lack the shame to do their walk out Even after the walk out is endorsed and noticed by the administration of the school and planned for by the administration of the school they will still with their heads held high performed the walkout with the permission of the faculty and administration this is the size of the debt of the modern generation z student. Teacher, we're gonna be planning a, can we have permission to walk out

in support of the climate tomorrow? Can you do? Yeah, we'll just save all the work and do it. Yeah, let's schedule it. This performance piece, performance art of protest is so pathetic. There were planned walkouts at my school. I can't remember what they were for, whatever.

And it was like every time, it was like the teachers are like, you do this, you will be punished. Like it was a completely unify like, nope, you don't get to walk out. You do not get to do this. That's the walkout that we had when we were smoking real cigarettes and listening to Eric Clapton unplugged all day, waiting for our parents to get home

so we could have something to do, just annoying them and getting complained about to break up the monotony in the life of the average American teenager. I forget exactly what the context was, but I saw a video where basically, I don't know if it was a principal or school, a minute straight, all the kids are like sitting down. It's like a lock-in or something.

Hey, basically goes, sit down. Yeah, the sit down. The sit-down. The sit-down. Sit-down. But he basically tells them he's like, all right, you got one option either A-stop or B-you're expelled.

And like literally every kid's like, I have right. Like, not a single bone of solidarity. Look around kids. That's why you have income tax. You are getting fucked over by every angle and every opportunity by a geriatric hive mind that uses you to extend their lives.

The last thing you need to be worried about is the fucking earth, because the seven billion people on it hate you. If they knew you, they would hate you because you're doing shit like sitting around inflating your balls for fun. That's why they're taking your vapes away. Why don't you stand up?

Why don't the kids stand up for vaping rights, man? Climate change, you can't even smoke. Climate change, yeah. They were nicotine, you fucking bunsy. Can you have a strawberry stuff in your mouth anymore? Oh God, I cannot wait till we start experimenting with cramming boomers into the cloud. I'm gonna be the first one on that, pulling that lever.

Oh, so what should I expect in my cloud retirement? I don't fucking know, nothing but static for 10,000 years. You need to evaporate. Then I'm pulling the fucking battery out, bitch. Wham, wham. God, don't trust anybody over 40. That's when they just, that's when they know they're gonna die so they start lying.

That they hit 40? They know, that's when they know they're gonna die. Like, oh fuck, I gotta start squeezing some pornography and life out of the, and money out of these kids. Cause I cannot, I'm gonna be dead soon. Well, I'm a little late to that party. I'm gonna start exploiting children. Come on, man. late to that party. I'm gonna have to start exploiting children. Come on, man.

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like bootleg Chinese THC bullshit. And now Trump's basically like, yeah, we're going to ban, we're going to ban all vapes except for tobacco flavored vapes. Oh, really? He specifically said tobacco flavored vapes are on the table because tobacco, I mean, we can't put the tobacco industry out of business. tobacco flavor. So we can't taste like anything other than a cigarette.

Right. It has to taste like tobacco. I found out my brother-in-law smoked for a week in high school because a high school guidance counselor jokingly told him, well, give it a shot for a week and see how you like it. If you don't like it, just stop smoking. He took that joke as literal and went home and started smoking because of a high school guidance counselor. That's where I'm not sure who that reflects more poorly on. What do you mean? I mean, a guy in the town for that movie. I mean, I'm not sure who that reflects more poorly on what do you mean? I mean a guidance I mean, I'm not sure if it was that he he totally missed the joke or had a moment of autism or something or the guidance counselor who didn't tell the joke very well

Yeah Well the walk out, you know, I don't want to vaccinations if I had any influence over school shootings that happen every day in America I would say stop doing them. Okay, if you are gonna do them. That's a brave stance. But if you are gonna, yes. If you are, if you are, if you are, it's a school shooting. If you are snacking off.

If you are gonna do one, everyone's gonna be in nice, in one nice place during the walkout, all the worst people at your school are gonna be in one shot. Maybe give it a, maybe give that day a thing. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna thing. That's all I'm gonna say. That's all I'm gonna say.

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That's all I'd always say, you know, don't do it. The one thing you have to do is, it's going to work. If you're going to do it, you're going to do it. But walk out is coming up. It's coming up. That's why they dropped. That's why the first atomic bomb they dropped was little boy because it was the gun type. They weren't sure if it was going to hold on. Well, they knew it was basically, there was no way it was not going to work.

The gun type was never tested. They tested the implosion types, but they said, if we're was no way it was not going to work. The gun type was never tested. They tested the implosion types, but they said, if we're going to do it, it has to be that because we have to know that it's going to work. Oh, so they didn't want to drop the unshure ones. Yes, just to out. Yeah, because then the second one would be like, well, yeah, it was pretty terrifying, but you guys fucked up. No, but they knew the gun type where it fires material onto a cylinder of other material.

They knew that was going to work. Yeah. You know who the biggest? Potem off guard. Biggest contributor to CO2 use. Biggest contributor of CO2 in the world, US military. So while you're walking out, yeah, I brought some stats in. If you're interested in that.

US military is a single, big, is climate change contributor in the world, according to if you believe in those sort of thing. Was that mostly land vehicles? The US military has produced 1.2 billion metric tons of greenhouse gas as much as 257 million passenger cars annually. Were you a big military? Roughly as many as our registered vehicles are on the entire US estimated 3.5 billion in heating cooling

electricity costs alone. So kids, just pretty easy while you're walking out, just stop all the wars. We're saying that leave the plastic straws and bags alone and just end all wars. The straws make me the angry. Yeah, those two things, those two things are absolutely ridiculous. That's straw, that came from one fucking picture of a god damn turtle with the straw up his nose. And I'm glad that you went turtle, got fucked.

And they ruined fucking it. That's it. There's like some 12 year old kid, such an overreaction. Get a percocious 12 year old and the turtle. Those kids got to get back in the fucking minds. I don't care if they're mining borax or they're playing Minecraft. I want them out of politics. No kids in politics.

No kids in. You don't want the parkland to the kids telling you. I don't even like the kids on my side. Like when a kid starts talking about amendments and shit out, you don't know. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Shut the fuck up. I love when self-desit though, I guess. It makes me kind of hippocop. Oh, so it's okay. Shut the fuck up. I love when self does it though, I guess.

It makes me kind of hip. Oh, so it's okay. She's funny though. Yeah, she's doing healing. She's just bitching. She's complex. She's not saying like, we gotta do, anytime somebody says, well, you know what we gotta do?

I say, stop right there. Stop right there. Did you hear that Trump has already raised a million for his campaign by selling Trump branded drinking straws? I saw that I kicked myself for not thinking of that move. I saw the Trump straws and I want this man is going to be the president again. There's no way he won't be. That's so great. No, you've got a, the Democratic debate. You've got a literal fascist on one side, the better? No, the cop, Kamala.

Kamala Harris for it. Harris who just wants everyone to be in prison and the easiest way to do that is to run the entire country. You've got a guy who wants to confiscate all your guns and also thinks that everything is a death threat. I don't know how he plans to defend himself against those death threats. They don't switch it. They don't switch it.

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I couldn't believe he did. He takes him out when he's eating pussy. You know, that state-spinning, man, they'd figure it out. Okay, I got some comments here. Don't worry, we're gonna do ball stuff. Then we're gonna do ball stuff. Well, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, you're gonna do it.

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Not too good. I know that's not more than some people, but I looked myself over in the mirror today after more than a year of not doing so because seeing myself even partially disturbed was like some kind of Kronenberg-esque body horror and realized I now have more muscle definition than at any point in my life. This odd realization must have some kind of effect since my girlfriend said we've had the best sex ever and I plowed her with my- What's because she can breathe?

Yeah, plowed her with my- Don't feel too good about yourself. Of below average, a massive cock later than afternoon, I've never felt better. So thanks you fat fucking fuck yourself. Okay. Congratulations. Yeah. Success story. Brian Chansteen says, so my school every year has a stupid assembly on 9-11 to honor the dead. Oh yeah, we missed 9-11. I forgot to remember 9-11 last week. I was just working.

It was a normal day. I always tell the story of how I was almost done. Right, right. All the lines. Yeah. Yeah. And the towers. It was crazy.

You were booked, booked, booked, solid that day. And I did that with raised little raisin balls. Imagine if I had had big old. Well, you would have been late to the first one, so. It's true. Imagine if I had had big old. Well, you would have been late to the first one. It's true, I probably would have just stayed a bit. Okay, fair enough, but then they do the first quarter announcements. Like, what the fuck?

Nice honoring the dead and then right after making cheerful sounds as you announce the school schedule, get his little bit of a change. Yeah, it's a hard time. I remember being in high school was always like that. It's the case he case him, you know, got to come out of a song, you know, and do a death about a dog, you know, the death dog, the case.

I can't take it. Yeah, yeah. A lot of the sad moments we have. It's fucking ponderous, man. These male high school bosses really need that reality check because they have shit ideas. Yeah, that's a service that I would provide for free. Oh yeah. You You know how they send around. They don't say, I'll do a combination, actually. I'll find out who I think the child molesters are working in your school because

they have just as many as the Catholic church, although they don't get made fun of enough for it, which I find weird. They're all heroes, but the, I think the incidence rate is the same. And I will spend, I will follow your high school principal around all day berating him dressed as his father until he realizes that all of his initiatives are stupid and that his existence at the school. I'll follow him around like Joe Pesci and Casino. The only reason you exist out here is because of me just doing Casino clips all quotes all day. Okay. That's enough of that.

My high school had a really bad pedophile principle. And he keeps changing schools and we keep finding out it. Really? Yeah. He keeps just resurfacing in like different parts of the globe, raping kids and then he's been convicted. He's been convicted. Is that true?

Or he's been brought? He wasn't convicted. He got fired, but it was like. Yeah, well, yeah, he taught probably kids. Yeah, I mean, then he shows up in England and, you know, he's teaching there and then a couple years later, he's teaching in Africa. Oh, hey, he changed his culture. Oh, he changed his culture.

He changed his culture. Yeah, because you have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he keeps popping up, but his name's Stephen Myers, and everyone's in a while. I don't know if that's from my high school. Well, like, yo, Myers popped up in Africa. Yeah. He raped like 12 kids and then he disappeared

in the night again. Is he really a 12-some-olean pirate? Yes, he's a pedophile and he keeps getting jobs at these schools. How do you know he's a pedophile? Because he fucking he touched the kid in the hot tub at the high school. Oh my God.

And also he adopted a kid and then the kid went crazy and killed a bunch of people from being molested for so long. Oh my God. Dude, it's like really dark. And yeah, so we just have everybody from my high school, we just followed the adventures of our globetrotting pedophile principle. You were telling me. You just get jobs like these remote African fucking villi-

He goes, you know, teach English to all the kids. It's gonna be great. It's really bad, yeah. You were telling me weird stuff about your high school. High school wasn't sane, yeah. I had a weird high school. I was like ultra progressive. I was like ultra progressive.

I was the worst part. Amor's Massachusetts, which is super liberal part of the country. So when it first came out, everybody's like, no, this guy's the best, because he's like a crunchy fucking hippie and he loves the kids and he's really passionate about teaching kids.

And kids like, yeah, but like he took me in his hot tub and just railed me for an hour. And they're like, oh, well, I never mind, I guess that's pretty good. Yeah, that was funny because like it forced our community to reexamine our like, everything's a wonderful hippie wonderland. It's like, yeah,

but then like if you just say that, occasionally creeps, you're gonna sneak in and start raping everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how LA ended up with, what do we have now, leprosy downtown? I think there is leprosy.

I think there is leprosy. Little bit, yeah. Little bit of leprosy. I was reading the statement. I ain't afraid, is that what I'm doing? Typhus. Typhus. Typhus.

I know Dr. Drew was talking about, like, yeah, it's like some old school black plagues type stuff. Yeah, because we can't, we can't, we won't build a cheap housing for them. We will only build them expensive condos that they've been using. Is that a rule? It's just what they've decided to do.

Like they won't build, the city won't build them. But they won't get the same budget next year. Cheap houses, they only build these hyper expensive like $600,000 condos because they think that the homeless are guys who are just down on their luck and not a meth addicts and schizophrenia actually belong. And it's mostly like, a lot of it is just metal illness. Yeah, a lot of it. You can't just like give that guy a house.

You can't make a house. No, you can't function. You have to give him an institution. You need fucking medication for schizophrenia. That's a... So we got rid of all the institutions because they decided, way back, they decided that the difference between us

and the homeless was poverty. And so if all we need to do is give him a head start. And they have a... Yeah. Well, the big problem was that the institutions were having like a huge crisis of abuse. Like people were just dying like crazy and getting raped like crazy.

And we're like, but then the solution was, I just shut them down and throw them all on the street. I like, well, I mean, I a little stopped the murders and the rapes, but at least we're not paying the rapists. Yeah, okay. It was not a good solution. It's very, I got some advice.

Then we'll do balls. This cold is gonna make my balls look tiny. Not for long, I guess. Not for long. This is from Shaolin. I'm no pussy. Nor do I share any sympathy for people who are, but I've recently realized that my 60 year old father

is a pussy. Oh no, no. I'm not cold in here. Okay. He's a former Air Force of 20 years. I thought he was cool and badass, but he is a whiny bitch who doesn't wanna work. He's not. He's not.

Always complains about shit that wouldn't bother a regular dude and he is an excuse machine. Oh no. My mother is a very successful. As a very, my mother is very successful, even though I know most women do not fit this role, as a small business owner of a consultancy firm. She is the main provider of a household and my father has worked for my mother for the last six years.

Things have become tense, due to my grandmother's death on my mom's side. And my mom's- That guys balls have gotten really small. My mom is at her wits end because of my dad's negativity in all aspects of his life. Any advice to manipulate my father to light a fire under his ass,

to motivate him to get a job? He's old or possible jobs that might be fulfilling to a former military old dude. What did he used to do? He spent his entire career in the military? I guess. He only works well under military like discipline in the private sector.

That's what you do. You just do an Arley Army impression all day. You're dead. What do I smell in here? Private? Yeah. You suck cock private dad. Yeah.

You haven't popped a kid out in a while private dad. You're getting a little live and lofers private dad? Any response in the podcast would be much appreciated. You got to fuck your mom. You're the dad now. You're the dad now. You're raising a teenage son who's 60 years old, but you are now dad. Classic edipest situation.

Start fucking mom and start treating your dad. Make sure your dad's not vaping. That can be very dangerous. Take away his vapes. Go to the certain websites to learn how to talk to your father about vaping. Yeah, put a NetNanny on the computer to make sure he's not getting into any

of those radicalizing alt-right science. Doesn't go down that YouTube recommendation web. Yeah, and that's what you're stuck, man, I'm sorry, but... And spiring your father is a tough one. You hit boomers have a real problem with whining and complaining. It is really nothing is ever good enough for that. They are so fucking entitled. When it comes to every tiny, every tiny aspect of life,

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half of your age all over the place. Why do you have to comment on a snow cone? Why do you have a comment on this? Yeah, it's fucking like how bad can a snow cone be? Every time you talk. I expect a lot from a snow cone. I go into a snow cone expecting a little bit of a low-grade experience.

So, yeah, it's, yeah. I've never been wowed by a snow cone. Didn't really disappoint. Didn't really like mine. Didn't really disappoint. Yeah, that's what snow tastes like again. Like you did most of the work. Yeah. You picked the flavors, you fucked it up.

It's nobody's fault but yours. So stop eating it then. Here I'll take it. Oh no, I just wanna, I'm playing a bug. God damn, I should have spit right in it. That's what you do. Every time your dad complains, spits a snow cone. I just wanna play it. I just wanna play it. God damn, I should have spit right in it. That's what you do.

Every time your dad complains, spit in a snow cone. Complains about any, give a snow cone machine. Now how do you like it? Yeah, you liked it before, didn't you? Wake him up at five in the morning, make him do push ups.

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It's a young, typical lesbian. Young lesbian? She seems like she'd be open to a three way with another girl, but she is adamant that she is not by or a lesbian. Okay. What? Why? Well, she never did anything sexually.

Who the fuck knows what she was thinking? So if I'm at a party or something and talk to a girl, how do I transition it to a three way with my girlfriend? Should I be making out with her first and then bring up that I have a girlfriend? Mm. This is some, yeah, okay. Go for it.

So he's making out with a new girl he's just met. Right. And then in the middle of that, that's one to drop the girlfriend line on her. It's a lot of confidence. Thinking like this. Oh yeah, well step one, just we'll get that. I'll be making out with a chicken. And I'll be like, now step two, should I just go ahead and fuck her or should I at that point bring up that I have a girlfriend

Who's not by or a lesbian, but might be interested in a threesome or is there a less awkward way to do it? Drugs you gotta get them to their less awkward way to do it. No, I think you got it. Yeah That's the least that's the least one out that's how do is you go to back to school, you become a principal. Yeah. Yeah. After that, it's all cream cheese. Oh. Yeah.

Um, the way you're supposed to do it is you'd negotiate with a girlfriend and you go, hey, would you like to have a threesome, then start looking. You don't just start making it. No, no, no, no. They're gonna say no. Some will say yes. No, that's a trick they're gonna say no. Some will say yes.

No, that's a trick. They'll say like, I mean, yeah, that sounds good. What you do, you think you got a strong arm of men to just bring a girl over and be like, three some time. You get more drugs than you've ever had in your life. You get a briefcase of drug,

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Okay. Let's see all this equipment that you have here, Yoddy. You've got an IV bag full of saline. You have, this is the IV, the hose. You bring that over there? You've got super glue. Vito, can you hand me that super glue? And this is to...

That's the Duro, that's the good stuff. This is to seal the hole in the testicles afterwards. Normally you should be able to coagulate on your own. It's just like to add a mixture of a strystil on top. Oh, okay. It's normally you can use it on surgery, so it's fine. Okay, sure, surgical superglue looks superglue. You've got to do it on your hands before.

I hate it. Yeah. But it works. That's work. All right, I'm undoing the super glue. Can I seal up? You can seal up a wound with super glue, you know. Yeah, walk around getting high off your own balls after you use that.

Okay, this is the needle. Ha ha ha ha, they're in the fridge on the top shelf. All right, all the artists, I see all the artists have pads. Do you guys need any materials before my balls get too big? I need, does anybody have a piece of paper for me? Hi, could you do that? Am I gonna have to use a pen? If you got an extra pen, here we go. What's that?

My hands are clean, maybe I should wash them. I've been handling all kinds of dirty stuff here today. I'm gonna go wash my hands, I'll be right back. Doing like this. I'm excited. I'm gonna get the doctor, it runs down. I came here for the sketching, I was like, time to shine.

Yeah. Can you sketch it, can you draw it? Yeah, I do. All right. That is one thing, my brain doesn't work like that. Oh really? Yeah, no, you can practice. It doesn't, I'm not artistic in any way, shape or form that way. It's like a lot I see in my head does not come out on there.

Yeah. It's one of those things where you stick with it long enough and you almost figure it out. I'm not going to say I'm good, but I do graphic design though. Oh, man. It's good to have a bit of art skill. You do graphic design? That's cool.

Yeah, I work on like a tabletop games and stuff. Oh, do you? Yeah, we talked about that a little bit. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. Like ping pong? Yeah, like ping pong. Now like board games, card games.

Yeah. Like you said. They have a miss ping pong. Did you see that? They came out with a miss ping pong. Did you see that? They came out with a miss ping pong where nobody makes the first move. While while Yoddy's not here, if he fucks us up, we're suing the shit out of. Right? Yes.

Medical malpriced. Thanks. Federal court, baby. Yeah. My advice is to drug women. I don't. Well, yeah, I mean, that's what I heard. Drug women.

And if you're going gonna commit a school shooting, they have a chemical imbalance. Yeah, lesbianism and I don't know them. It's gonna be corrected with drugs. Exactly, it's medication, it's not a drug. See, it's, it's a day you wanna take a girl out for coffee, that's a drug. So how was that?

How was that different? And we find him guilty of drugging multiple. The, I gave them coffee too. Defense was not. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Did not fly. Cosby's got to pull that one on the stand. Okay, yo, how would it be best to do, how would it be best to do this? Well, how much room do you need? Are you gonna need to stand? Do I need to stand? I pictured them on the desk.

Let's move the table back a little bit. Yeah, you wanna pick it up, just pop it up. Cause there we go. There we go. That's your towel. All right, a clean towel. Yeah, honey, can you grab them a clean towel? For the blood.

For all the blood? Oh Jesus. No, no. No blood. There's no blood. I'm having visions of my balls, like my unraveling. Like a ball of yaw. Now, how fast will this go in?

Good question. Really depends on the, you know, some of that one is well positioned inside. Yeah. I can go like, I can just gonna put like 300 CC, not the half half since you said too much for you. I mean five minutes an hour Half an hour half an hour so we can do voicemails while they inflate Jesus Christ But you do one at a time no no it's one sack What do you mean one at a time? Oh? Yeah, right yes to be fair. I don't know how this works

Yes, to be fair. I don't know how this works And how long is it last? Yes, I guess it would be the same No, they can't grab that mind 300 CC you were saying is this for me to sit on? Yeah, oh So the Trion is CC like it depends on really depends on hydration. It can last up to two days if you really like not hydrate at all, you can wear it off like within one night. If I'm not hydrating at all, yeah. See, we find for God, really. So like it's all in the episode I was aired on.

I had one fever one night and the morning after it was all gone a fever. Yeah I did before he had ball fever I mean who knows why do an I should have a ball sack full of saline. Okay, yeah, so you're you might have to do it again before you go to yoga I'm gonna get addicted to it to all this ball. She's that's what I'm worried. I'm gonna see it I'm gonna love it. Okay, let me see, Vito, how close are you to that camera? Can you give a move a little bit? I just wanna see if you get, you're fine.

I'll go this way. You're fine. You're fine. Okay, buddy. Yeah, let's hang this first. So you're gonna do half of that. No. No, no, no.

And then we discard the rest. Can I save it in case I need to top it off? Yeah. Turn the week. All right. You're gonna have to re-inject the needle though. Yeah, I asked for needles. Yeah, okay, good.

You're set for the week, buddy. Keep one in the glove box. And one of the dresser. Sir, were you using your cell phone while driving? No, I'm just inflating my balls. Oh, well, that's perfectly legal. No problem with that. Okay, but yeah. Yes, well, that's perfectly legal. No problem with that. Okay, but yeah.

Yes. Okay, narrating, he's got the bag. Full of sail. Just taking the bag off of the bag. Now, this is, does this bag come? A satiring today. Yeah. Okay.

So this is like a medical bag of sailing like it comes like this. So it's okay if I just clip it up here. If it doesn't fall, you sure won't fall, yeah. I mean, because if it falls and you don't have enough slack it's gonna rip the needle right out of your sack. Maybe I should get some some tw string? What is the what is some string? Anybody got some some some bread ties for a tourniquet Call me crazy, but if I was gonna jam a needle into my balls, you'd be a week of planning not Can we use a hair tie? Well, he talked about it last week. This is

Rye's My balls are yeah hung on by a hair tie. I've got a hair tie looped over. This is quality. That'll work quality works I mean it doesn't look like it'll fall. I think the DIY part of it is the fun, you know? Yeah, that's what people like Why spend all that extra money to have it professionally right right? Just have a man come to your house with a needle. There we go. The IV bag is up. I have full confidence in that.

I've never been more confident about. Yeah, this is not going to be a IV bag. I'm right there. That's not going anywhere. I don't trust those stands with wheels on them. I will say his equipment is a seems legit. Who's not? The Yodys?

Yeah, yeah. It's all sealed. I mean, hopefully they've, you know, know what an auto clay is or. Right, he didn't. Yodys? Yeah, yeah. It's all sealed. I mean, hopefully they've, you know, know what an auto-clave is or what they didn't show with some janky needle. I liked that he's not distracted by you guys and he's not letting auto-clave totally concentrating. Wait, someone on a mask.

He clearly takes his ball size seriously. The professional. Respecting for defects. This is a American bag. I never, this American bags as a French one. I love it. I love it. Different in the measure.

This kind of bag before. So we're doing a metaphor. We're all the units. I'm just going to be a unit's problem with like pints and later. Yeah. Yeah. Just the connector is different.

Oh, Jesus. The connector is different Here is the super glue do you want me to pop a hole in this? At the very end okay, there's the needle Right keep your hands clean. Oh, yeah, okay. I would I'm gonna put them in here balls that warmed up No, I know gotta give them a tug. Yeah, yeah a little bit. Okay, there's no, everybody raise your hand. There's not gonna be any kind of commentary on Reddit about any kind of sizes of anything, positive or negative.

Just wanna say, you too, although you're not seeing shit, you don't even deserve to be in here actually, Sean. I'm staying the way you bitch. I am staying. I am staying. I'm bitching out. There was never any bitching in. I'm not talking about dickstick.

I'm not talking about dick stick. Ah, yes, blowing terms. Keats. That's a professional. Uh, the news babe didn't want to come in for this. Oh, I can't imagine why. She was last week. No, she said she would. The one from last week didn't want to come back. None of them did. No, no, I never do. All right, a town. Weirdly. I guess it's a people were loving the last one. She's great. She was a good looking lady. I'd like to drug her coffee.

I'm showing this. They're taking the drugs on purpose. Okay, but whatever you say. Now Yodi has put blue latex gloves on. Right. He has medical gloves. This is a real procedure. I'm sorry, Sean. That's right. I forgot we were on radio.

Yodi's got gloves on. They're a little bit slack. And a length of medical tube in big. He's inspecting the tubing. That tube is, it's got that him Himas gloves are no longer sterile. Ha ha ha ha ha. The tube has that yellow tint that very old medical supplies get to them. Right, that's made in the 70s.

Right, that where the atmosphere has degraded them. Yes. You're gonna get some like gooey dissolving plastic in there with the saline. Uh-huh. Okay. No, that looks pretty, pretty pliable. There you go. He's starting to jump rope with it.

That's the part you're putting in, but that part that looks like the turkey baster. That's what's going in your head. That's this? Yeah, solid length of tube. I am now holding the element of my destructor, the form of my destructor, and the form of your creator for you will be reborn. I've never had so many girls wish me luck with my balls. And this week, it's been a really special experience for me.

A lot of well-wishers. A lot of well-wishers. It's nice. I feel like I want it's an experience that I want everyone to have. For real messaging you, I have a blue. Oh, that experience. Good luck with your balls.

Well, then after weekend. Yeah, take. We're all thinking of them, and you. I'm looking forward to your review of this experience. It's good start of thing. I used the auto blow, I think two or three times this week. Yeah, it wasn't just a fed. Really?

Yeah. And then still enjoying it. I tried to use it another time, but I didn't think it through ahead. I was getting really impatient to put it back together because it's got kind of the sleeve. So my advice on the auto blows, assemble it at night. So it's ready to go. It's ready to go. That's the key. And then do you wash it out right afterwards? No, I haven't washed it out yet. Oh, geez. I accidentally kicked it when I got it at that at night.

Oh, that's cool. Like an oil slick. Oh, my God. See, I tried getting one of those things. I didn't like it. A flashlight? Yeah, like a flashlight kind of thing. It doing the work.

Okay. I got an auto-stroke, you know what's supposed to like jerk you off. Okay. It goes way too fast. Mm. And it's got these fucking laser lights on it that I can't turn off. That's like my dick up like a fucking rave.

I'm like this is any enjoyment I was gonna have is replaced by this horrible motor sound. I'm trying to use a laser light. It's dripping. Oh, that's fine. I don't care. There's been a lot of stuff tripped on this floor. Okay, the auto blow has a speed controller.

Okay. It's got 10 different modes. You go real slow. Oh yeah. It has an edge in your mouth. It's fucking Chinese thing wants to rip my dick. I mean, I bought the jeans. That's how they beat off in China.

Yeah, China. Ah! This is horrible. Oh, you're getting all the air out. Yo, he's getting all the air out of the saline drip right now. He's studying it intently. He's studying it intently and Keon is studying him from Alphysins. Have you ever seen anything like this? No, Dick, the people can't really hear me, but I used to defend murderers. I've seen videos

of like premeditated murder and this is somehow worse. Give him a, will you take that, take that orange mic out so we can pass it around. You have to disconnect the cable and then reconnect We are saying you are saying this is worse than watching a murder in progress He on a saying evidence of a murder scene You do feel more trepidation than a bloody knife me too. I'm very nervous Are you yeah stripper once told me though that I have my pain and pleasure receptors crossed. Yeah.

She came into the, I got a lap dance and she was just going to town on my nipples. Like a little bit at first, but then really cranking them so much and I'm just laughing hysterically. I'm like, all right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's too much. It's like, she goes, okay, let's pause right here.

First of all, I'm going to med school. First of all, your friend gave me 50 bucks. He saw we were going in here. Your friend gave me 50 bucks and said, just work like Tara's nipples off. Who was that coat? No, no, you don't know him. He said literally go after his nipples,

don't stop until they come off. She goes, but I've never seen someone just laugh through it. This should be, you should be in the out of pain, but you're like, I'm like, it hurts. Like, I know that it hurts, but that just comes out. You've never been in like a BDSM situation, I imagine. I think most of the time I am in some kind of BDSM situation. You're having like a woman.

Look, what do you think he's doing? He's holding well. Holding a ball inflating too. I was thinking of more traditional. Like what? I don't like a woman beating the shit out of you for some reason. Oh, yeah, I love that.

Yeah. And it just feels like an endorphin rash. Right. Well, some people are kind of the thing. That's a thing. Yeah. They don't hit hard enough. That's what I found. I'm sure you could find one that will.

I have to start dating MMA fighters. I told you they were great. Yoddy is now connecting some kind of an adapter probably to a metric to American units. So he's got kilometers to miles to miles. Oh, he's got a hand sanitizer, little hand sanny. Thank you, by the way, Yodi, for doing this. Always have hand sanitizer.

I should carry hand sanitizer more. Little hand sanny. It's very important, I have sand sanitizer. He's got a new set of latex gloves that he's putting on right now. Can everybody see? Yeah. Okay, that's good. I appreciate this attention to detail.

Me too. I want to thank you in advance in case something goes horribly wrong, because then it won't seem genuine. How many times have you done this for other people? Give him, put that mic in front of his face. We can answer that. Now I'm going to explain how to put the needle in. Because it hurts much less if you do it yourself.

I would prefer that you do it. Is that okay? I will still show you how. If you put none enough, you can do it. You can not. I will do it. I think it would prefer that you do it. Is that okay? I'll still show you hall. Okay. No, no, no, if you can do it, you can not, I will do it. Okay. I think it's funnier if you do it. That's the only reason I should. It's usually less painful if you do it yourself. Oh, yeah. But as I explain, I don't really have that reaction. Well, how many times, how many times have you done it for other people? I bet you will have it. Uh, ten times, I guess. Ten times. Okay. Like that.

Double digits. They also have their nuts. They all still have their nuts intact. They all do. That's good. Good. Have they all stayed with the lifestyles? Have they all?

Uh, something keep doing it themselves. Keep, yeah. Because I showed them to do it, so. Yeah. You keep doing it. All right. I like that. It's gonna be the start of a new chapter in your life,

but new, like a new addiction. Yeah. Four, I would have been one of you. Can't call this the I like that. It's gonna be the start of a new chapter in your life, but I knew it like a new addiction. Yeah. Four, I would have been one of you. Can't call this the Diction anymore. It's the ball show. Okay. Yodia's taking the IV device from me, taking the cap off of it,

and he's now taking the needle out and putting the needle on the tube. That is a real needle. That is a big needle. Oh my God. Slining it up so that no air gets in, I guess. Something like that. I only know from movies that air in the needle is bad.

Yeah. I don't know if that's true. It's probably soon enough. I think it's in your blood. It's not going to matter for your balls, I don't think. It doesn't matter. Pretty cavalier talks. Sorry, talk.

Not your balls. You're fucking balls. You're going to see what's air in the needle. Now I have this modesty cock. Yeah. I'll be putting that on to disguise. I don't want any of these artists, an artist is the worst person you want to see your dick.

Don't remember every detail of it. All right. Fair enough. Hold it right here. All right, I'm holding it below the needle. Now, the gloves are fitting Yodhi, like he's wearing a tattoo. Should I take off the pants?

Should I take off the pants? Should I take off the pants? Or can I slide them out the side? Not yet, okay, not yet. He says, Keon is so eager to see me take my pants off. I mean, I've been waiting years for this. Oh my God. I see 80's girls recording it for some reason.

Oh, here for some reason. Scorning out of, that looks like a very sharp needle. Yeah, no shit. Mother. Okay. Now you're going to be guilty. Yoddy's hands are shaking like an alcoholic. Yeah. Oh, no. I think you should be confident in spiring. Yeah, I'm not sure you should put the needle in. Okay, what's next? Show me the stuff. Show all you the stuff. It's a bit of crowd.

It's the career we go. I'm doing the classic around the side. Everyone close your eyes when the penis comes out. Okay. And then I'll put my modesty cock on. Should I take them off completely? And we're going to wait for the balls to inflate before we. It's better?

Yeah. All right. If you what? If I take my pants off completely, let me see that they're not on camera. That would be very bad. No, you're good. Oh. Yeah. All right. If you want, if I take my pants off completely, let me see that they're not on camera. That would be very bad. No, you're good. Oh. Okay.

Ooh, I have control of the camera. I'm sitting below the, I'm sitting below the table, thank God. Keon's averting his eyes very, okay, as I said, it's very cold in here, Yodi. All right. I'm going to touch. What's that? I'm going to touch. A touch? Yes, I'm fine with that. I shaved the wrong side, by the way.

What? I shaved the right side, not knowing that there's a proper side to inflate. Hold on, let me kick these all the way. There's a look of disbelief on the guest's faces right now. Okay. All now. Okay. All right. There. Now we can get a good spread action going in.

Yodi is now inspecting my balls for a good place to sink this needle in. He's smoothing them over in a way I've never been touched. And this is the moment I realized I was gay. It's all scrunched up. It's all scrunched up. Yeah, that's what you do. You know, I put a blow dryer on them or something. No, warm up like a microwave dinner and we'll rub it on them. Okay. Get rid of that fucking old testicle. I don't need those shits anymore. Yeah.

This is these, this old balls, he's like Bob Vila over here. These old balls. All right, we're just going to move this testicle over. You know what the problem is with these new home shows? What's that? Now it's all like a cool thing. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. He's like Bob Vila over here. These old balls. All right, we're just gonna move this testicle over. You know what the problem is with these new home shows? What's that?

Now it's all like a couple. There's always some chick there and some doofus launch pad McQuack looking motherfucker, screwing up and acting like a jackass while his tiger wife is like making all the decisions. Bob Vila, you don gonna have some woman barking orders at him the whole time and he was renovating his homes. This is the calmest I've ever seen anyone act

when someone else is playing with their balls. Yeah. You're not playing with them, he's doing a medical procedure on them. My mistake, I'm sorry, yes. Meta-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-dap-d Did you notice the way that Yodhi stands by the way with that bulge sticking out of like a superhero? I mean it clearly modifies the balance issues. He's got it going on. I shower twice today. These balls have never been so clean and fresh Are you looking are you trying to find the balls right now is that? She's okay

She get man spread on She's okay. He needs a flat patch. You can't have a spreader on that. Hands-pitch. Okay, I'm hearing. Me either. Yeah, I don't want that. I don't want to get pregnant.

Yeah, I'm reading all over the place. Make a saline, baby. Would it help if I did anything, Yodi? If I did it, I want to show it would help. Okay, at least hour would help. Get at least pretend to be into it. Yeah.

Because you very, very tense time. Could you get some like, could you warm up some, could you get some warm water? Is that possible? Could you dunk your balls in some warm water? You know what, this ball too is up higher than the other one. We do, is that okay?

It's normal on everyone. All right, guys, we're having a technique, we're having a performance problem here. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that one is way too high. This guy, you need more give out of this one? Yeah, let's try that one. We're now trying the other ball.

Removing balls. I do not envy any of your positions over there. The guests. Oh, yeah, I'm dead on with these looks. You gotta be thinking. Yeah, I'm still obscured from seeing the actual balls. Yeah, I'm not seeing anything. Fine for me.

Yep, I'm just fine with that. Is that better, Yodi? Not. Or is it still too tight? Slightly, it's tight, but still. Okay, I'm gonna try to think about warm thoughts. You're not in pain when it is, right? No, I have no pain in what you're doing.

Just go outside, because the thing you want is like, what I'm gonna do is like, I'm gonna take your skin like this. And push in your lane. Okay, he's gonna pinch, he's pinching the skin and then he's gonna push the needle into the skin like that without hitting the testicle. Is the idea.

Is the idea. But you know, the best laid plans. Yeah. Why don't set yourself up for failure? Right. I just like to have reasonable. I want to make an almost out of your future. A few testicles. The best laid plans. I don't want to be surprised.

Everything's going swimmingly. Everything's going great. It's going to be fine. The modesty con is a big success. It's just women for now. Sean, I'm glad you didn't do this after all. Yeah. You don't deserve it.

We go. You're right. You take it time. Also definitely deserve this. Yeah. Don't feel like there's any pressure to rush this. No, there's not. There's no pressure. We're going nowhere. It's just a casual day. Yeah. Yeah. Just your average every day, every day, ball inflation. It's happening in households across America right now. Is that where you found the spot? This is like where they just won out. This is the same procedure they went to when they figured out where they were going to land

on the moon. I didn't have them. I never went to the moon. Yeah. We covered this already. Did you see that picture? The blue, the whole thing wide open. Because they didn't see stars. And it's stars.

Whole thing falls apart. They didn't see stars in the middle of the day on the moon. I buzz all the way in. There is a smell of antiseptic as Yodia is now applying some sort of a what is this a cleaner? Like an alcohol type. All onto my testicles. I believe he's found the spot.

You have identified the entry point. 80s girl looks like she's about to faint. Oh, you really faint. Yeah, she has a horrible fainting problem. Is that right? Yeah, well, sit down at least. Someone else can take over filming. If you're worried, you're going to miss the big moment.

Can you see okay from there? Okay. That's good. This is gonna be like, this is the moment her boy becomes a man. It's been like what we do in the shadows when Viago hits an artery on that. Okay. So you want me to do it for you? Yeah. Okay, you know, I'm allergic to sugar, whatever Yeah. Okay, you know allergic to sugar, whatever. No, I'm just allergic to paying for dinner. Oh. And stories about work.

Where's the needle right now, Dick? The needle is, Yodia is now. It's still in the... Needle in the sheath still, but I think he's zeroing in, he's doing a test run right now, where he's got his hands on the scrotum. He's tugging it for a perfect spot. He's using his elbow to,

you need one of these? It's right there. It's him. Now he's gotta get more. Oh yeah, sure, I'm holding the tube again. Oh My testicles moved a little bit probably out of fear knows what's coming. They're dancing around cartoon and yeah, the launch Cape Canaveral

You know what's coming you motherfuckers. You've been fucking me over my whole life. Now it's your time to go. I'm taking control of this ball sack. Are you talking down your balls right now? Yeah, okay. You motherfuckers. How dare you not be in gorge? This is like when you pull that out. Okay. I am now removing the top of the needle The cover of the needle the needle is now wild the needle is now going into my side. We have a live needle here. Don't look. Oh my god

I'm looking at it. You okay? Okay, dick. Don't look of hurt your eyes. What do you? You're gonna look up. Oh, I'm I can watch it. Oh Okay, the needle is about to go in the needle has pierced my scrotum and is now in yep, it's in there The needle is going in oh Breathe breathe. Oh God. Okay, that feels tight. I feel some kind of wiggling move. Ooh, that feels tense. That feels tense. Oh, oh, God, I wanna touch it very badly, Yodhi.

Hold on. Oh, God, oh, oh, that's rough. Is it in my testicle right now? No, it's not. Okay, do you want me to hold anything? Oh, God, that hurts. Hold that, okay. Oh, man, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I think it was just the entry hopefully that was just the entry Oh, we have an exit if a okay, he needs an exit just let us know it's homie when it's it's flowing It feels slightly uncomfortable is that normal? Yeah, needle in your balls

Yeah, I was hoping I would feel nothing. It's kind of sharp. Yeah, how sharp should it be? It's kind of dull actually I think horrible pain like that you can the balls. I don't feel like I got kicked in the balls. I feel like I got pricked in the balls. Come on, that kick you get a bit of galafs and that. This isn't a laughing issue. This isn't a laughing issue. Everything is a laughing issue. All right, I'm starting to sweat. Is it flowing? Not yet. Okay.

Oh God, you got gonna move the needle around too. Oh God, you gotta move the needle around. This is a bit too. Oh boy. Is it still here? That's the flow. Yeah. Wait, wait, the needle up there or the...

The needle, I mean the... The drops in the IV rag, that's the flow. So it is flowing into my balls right now. No. No. No, it hasn't released the... Okay. Oh God, he's adjusting it now.

He's adjusting the needle that's in my balls. Your skin's so tight, I think it's the problem right now. Yeah, I got it. You just got to give it a try. It's very tight. Is that the problem, Yody? No, it's flowing. It's flowing. Now it's flowing freely. I see it drip, drip, drip. Like Chinese ball water torture. Ooh, ooh, ooh, it hurts when you move it like that.

Ah! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, that's sharp pain. Are you able to keep it in a position where it's, do you like holding it in your mind? Go to shop.dict.show, by the way, for this more lock shirt that I'm wearing right now. On sale for a limited time. Oh, okay, holding it across my stomach like this.

All right, the pain's fading. Like I said, not even for a second. Did I stab him doing this? Oh, God. Well, how are you feeling? I feel a little, I feel a little woozy. Yeah, you give you that. I feel like how Maddox looked when he came in and saw me with his girl in my lap, talking to 20 people about my balls, laughing aboriously. Yeah. This is the payback for this. What's that? Got a good breakfast this morning? Yeah, I did. Beer and I had to cut sex a couple times too.

Is that gonna be okay? I look like I've seen a ghost. You do, you're turning pale. I looked like I've seen a ghost in a car. I thought it was a ghost. I think there was a moment. Yeah, don't tell me, I'm listening, I'm telling pale, you fuck.

Nah, you're fun. Ha, ha, ha. Okay. He's just sitting there. It's all that blot of gathering in your carot area. Yeah, I like that. Here. He's just sitting there. That's all that blood gathering in your crotch area. I like that. Here we go. More of that.

Okay. All right. I'm having the sweats, the panic sweats, and they've the whole cold sweats, the cold sweats. Here you got a sheet going. You shouldn't. Slowly move. Slowly move.

Don't dislodge the needle. Okay. Don't dislodge the needle. It's to shove it in further. Thank you. Uh, and it's inflating, right? Yeah, they're filling up. Okay, boys. Um, this has been the Dix show. Patreon. Patreon.com slash the Dix show. Um, we'll see you next Tuesday. I'm gonna let these babies fill up. Then the artists are gonna get to work. We're gonna listen to some voice mails Vito thank you for stopping in oh

Thanks plug. Yeah, I'm in where we can see your stuff YouTube.com slash Vito, but you can't get under table like this All right, yori Thank you again. We're not done yet, but thank you. Thank you so much for doing this procedure I would have never been able to do that myself. I tried to pierce my own nipple when I got to college. Maple is the most painful thing I can do around here. It took me 40 minutes and about six gallons of ice. And I finally got a little baby safety pin through,

and really ripped out in like a week. Why did you want to do it in the first? I never understood. Bored, man. Bored, I'm making them. I don't get it. The nipple is like the most painful part you can have and have.

Really? Yeah, really? I have a dick person right now. And it's the ring is the person that hears the least. Right, buddy. Or like, not like nerves there. Are they filling up? Can you see if they're filling up?

Oh my god, they're bigger already. All right, honey, when you, when they're too big, you say stop, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. Ooh, a little bit of pain. Like slightly warm pain. It's like not even my ache just a little bit. Yeah, it's aching.

Yeah, that's a little bit. Clay aching. I mean, you're tight balls in here. It's like spreading where it hurts up here right above my growing. Is that okay, growing? Is that okay? It's because the weight it hurts up here right above my growing. Is that okay? Is that okay? It's because of the way you're all 10 stuff.

I've got to relax. It's all your muscles are kind of contracted and it's kind of forcing them to. You're going to inflate your gutters. That's funny. Okay. This is a cuck went down to LA by ginger cat production. It's the CNX Tuesday. Sounds like a Charlie Daniels. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, yeah,

I am tense. Okay. I think so. Yeah. I shouldn't move, right? I'm not fainting. I know you can move around, but just like I'm thinking, I mean, be careful to not steer That's too illegal around it. Okay. Okay, that was a successful move. Uh, okay. Get the bicycle tire patch kit. Heh heh heh. And flading is a thing though with the helium and stuff. What? People, people would put like a...

Yeah? You're supposed to put their ass in. Pull up there. Cuck back through LA looking for soup to steal real mean O tax leans and needed to make a deal When he came across this wingman drinking whiskey and smoking pot pot and the cook chuckled on his bicycle and said, hey, let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a comedian too. If you're the best in it, contest on me. It's been with you.

Now, you make pretty good jokes for, but give the cook his due. I'll bet my way page is joker. Take that show from you. We can send my name's Dick, and I don't fucking band. So I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret send my names to you and I don't fucking band. So I'll take your bet you're gonna regret because my reach never ends. They drink me more beers and smoke that kush hot.

Yeah, they're talking to me. Listen, LA and you're fucking dumb. And if you and you get this shite, you went page all your own. But if you lose a cut, get your show Instead I'll start this show he started for an hour his jokes all right, I think I dropped his hands It went out his dick and made a flash of it. I think it's all your mom's he jerked off in the closet and it sounded like Yeah, man, I can't wait to grow up and I'm gonna bang a chick and her baby. Like that's kind of cool. Oh, well, like you know, you know, you're bangin' both.

That's just a little drink. I think that's, you know, my parents were water. I think my dad fought for this country. The US Army, he blooded for this country. I mean, I would love to pick up my phone and talk to my dad on phones and put a pen because it's death and death. It's not a movie fighting. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's fun. There's not a nice fight. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. There's nothing we need. Another good decision by this guy is that the person between and the person between, and the person between the two of us, I think I think I have said. That's what's important.

It's not a deal when we want people to be born. Yeah. What else could it be? Do you have artists? The cast, the cure, and it's art. The cast, the cure, and it's art. But sit down and let me close it there and I'll rage until I'm gassed. You're Yeah, you're right. It's art. Yeah, I'm sure it's art. It's art.

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It's art. It's art. It's art. It's art. It's art. It's art. It's art. It's art. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky.

I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. I think that's freaky. So here's a gift, you have some of a batch of ticket to Greenland Oh. Oh, it's getting bigger.

Please enjoy this. It's growing big on one side first. Really? Yeah. Dick is sweating. But it's like, yeah. Like a pedophile. Concerningly so, but.

I'm just full of office. Oh. Oh. That's poor kids. Oh, if I don't know why for some reason, I thought it would be completely painless. Just going in for a haircut. Well, is it normal?

Oh, it's, it's like a, pain's relative too. Like a small egg. It's more than a small egg. You're so tight. You were so tight up True, you're balls are taking any piece of flesh and stretch it. It's gonna you're gonna feel something Maybe I should have taken that shower. I should have took the shower if I sit straight up Can I do that? I sit straight up and hang them off the chair Okay, maybe I shouldn't move then.

I'm trying to not think the AC I don't want to be here. Oh right, right, right. Should have had you sit on a heating pad. Yeah, I should have done that. Like I'm sitting on an egg. All right, here we go with some voicemails, Sean. Yeah, let's do voicemails. As many as you want.

You deserve it thank you hey hey Sean I'm driving home right now and I just got me thinking I was listening to the newest episode I heard the I guess a 30 year old boomer the millennial was done a hammer whatever the fuck but hey Actually got me thinking and that's that it's not a matter of like you're a real man When are not you have a hammer? I think a hammer is pretty fucking universal But I want to pose this it's a matter of owning a power drill Yeah, so that's something I definitely have struggled with, especially in university and the like, because you have a department that will let you drill holes or have you. Dales are fine. You know, everybody can bang a nail. You can even use I mean like a drill is something that's kind of like a luxury,

especially to a college student or what had you, you know, like made of a hundred or two hundred dollars for a good quality drill. And honestly, drills will get you far everywhere. I haven't really found anything that does not revolve around my drill, you know, like something that I need to be screwed in, a fucking drill doesn't fasten in a screwdriver. Well, yeah, you got it. You know, if you got just going, yeah, right. So, yeah, that's my upholding. Sure, man.

I think it's more about how have you come so far? Those are really handy, though. That's what an electric screwdriver is. Just like, yeah, well, no, just, I mean, just a gun. Like, yeah, so with a keyless chuck, you can just, you know, then change the bits out. I think it's, with the hammer thing, I think it's more like, how have you gotten so far in life

and not encountered an instance where you just have a hammer? Right, you need to have a hammer. Yeah. And if you have not had any experience with that, I doubt your take on like how stuff works or how stuff is put together, which is why very young people don't understand how the fuck everything fits together

when they start saying, well, we gotta make changes. You don't understand how the system, if you don't understand how the system works, you start making changes, you can fuck it up. Yeah. Um, that's, that's, I think that was the main criticism of the hammer millennial. Uh, how did the hammer millennial, is he been on the show before? Yeah, he called it, I said that he sent a voicemail, I think, didn't he?

Or no, no, it was a, it was an email, I think, right? But he was the one who was calling you a pussy. Well, he was bringing, yeah, he was bringing some heat. Um, there was a survey saying that 80% of millennial dads don't own a hammer. And I thought that was insane. I can't be right, though. Really? Then he called in and talked about how, you know,

80% that's not about masculinity anymore. Is this a believable conversation that I'm having? Well, my balls are being painfully lit. Well, that's the, yeah and anymore. Is this a believable conversation that I'm having while my balls are being painted? Well, that's the, yeah, I'm looking at you and not really hearing what you're saying because you're, I've realized that you're, you've got a needle in your sack with saline flowing into it.

Okay, let's try another one. Hey, Dick, it's, can I have a cowboy come in? Here's a make me already. I will take that. I'll take that. It's pretending that we all have American unity. Don't you coastal f**k out in California? That's f**king nothing in common with the American and the Midwest.

We have nothing in common with the east coast f**king New York dorks. I know about nothing. Florida and the South have nothing in common with the North. Everybodyorks i don't know about nothing for that and the south have nothing common with the north everybody was a little bit of a country and we're all for our own state the district and partially during the represent us all

all of us have completely different values and visions and goals the different sections of the united states are different country united states itself is disfounded on the concept of the state being exactly that state of the country but i suppose the individual country

none of this is both ross for tomorrow sad pounded american you know i'm not no one is american you're from india you're from texas you're not a means to be really pretty much and that alaska has anything common with a why in it's all different and it's supposed to be that we'll stop pretending

that these countries are anything other than a loose federation and that these people have anything common with each other i want to be dictated rules by some jackass in new york i want to get a rules of those fucking new yorkers they want to get rid of their guns fine they want to have many different versions fine let's have that

and it's a great i mean it's always a state's rights versus federal government uh... non-north American aggression and that's it it's a united military And that's it. It's a unitary military force. That's it. That's all that be used.

Like, seven pinfalls. That's all that be used. I mean, it feels like a tight, tight pinching there. I'm going to get you fucking jack at that. It's possible to relocate the needle position. Or is that going to screw the whole thing up? I'm getting too deep. Can you pull it out?

Like, can I pull it out halfway kind of? Is it might be stabbing something? Do you do anything? Or? It's so bad I'm going to pull you in. OK. like can I pull it out a half way kind of is it might be stabbing something? Okay. Hold it and hold it and see if you can see what's inside. Yeah. You know like an egg. Yeah I like that Sean.

Yeah. Okay what do you want me to do? Just like move like pull out and try and adjust it to the lace pin for you. How far is the needle in? Oh, pretty far. Yeah, like halfway. Yeah. Oh, more than halfway. Uh, it feels a little better. Yeah, you can like go to cock now. It's probably out of the testicle now. Leave it. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's, it's, uh, you you know where your balls are. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty sore, man. Not gonna lie.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, America, man. Yeah, different. What are you gonna do, right? Yeah, what do you got, man? Okay. Let's try another one.

I can tell you we're very invested in that call. Oh God, it's very painful. Very painful, buddy. Well, look, if you take it out now, no one's going to call you a pussy. No, they were all thinking of myself as a pussy. Can you think of any items that would bring you comfort? Is it still going in? Can you tell if it's still? Consider drops?

It's rolling. You can see the drops, so it's not, yeah. You already have like 100 CCN. Oh, I'm almost a third of the way there. Well, or how, yeah. Here we go. Yeah. All right, I just wanted to call to corroborate

the story of Mexicans always wanting to raise chickens and have bouncy houses up their birthdays because both of those things, and so as you guys mentioned, because I live in North Hollywood, very, very Mexican neighborhood. I'm like the only white guy around. And yeah, and almost every weekend, someone on the block is having a birthday for their kids and there's a freaking bouncy house On top of that they all the white kids I knew their cars

in front of the bounce this is a little bit of doors and they play really loud music from their car because I guess nobody has And yeah, and I got chicken on both sides of my apartment on the on the left side and on the right side So one of them in my living room I'm in my bedroom Actually the one on the right side sound like a regular freaking rooster the one That's right man. I'm gonna try to best do it in pressure. There we go. Here's a little stupid average. It sounds like Yeah, some of them crow fucked up Is it okay if I touch my balls while this is going on? Don't touch around the needle touch everywhere else. All right. Oh man. I think it's just too much. It's a very painful.

Yeah, no, it doesn't hurt to move the needle around. Is it moving at all around? No, it doesn't hurt to move the needle around. Am I just too tense? You all are very tense. Okay. Because you can see there are a psychisol sprung stuff. Okay, let's just untense. I think you just got, yeah, is there any way,

what would calm you? I don't know. Do you need some nature music? Mm. Kakao! Taking a shower right before. Shouldn't have heated, shouldn't have cooled down the room so much.

You got it. I don't know if that's gonna help. Should have taken a hot shower then you saying. I am very tense. Ugh. We'll just carry that fucking thing in there. No one is gonna call you pussy like if you stop here. Ugh, I just not gonna relax.

Yeah, I will. Joke. Maybe I need to lay down. No, okay, stay seated. All right. Let's see, Vito's sketching dick with quite a concerned and a little bit pain to look on his face. I think I'm nailing it.

It's pretty good. Yeah, I got the, you know, it's that look of like, got him really uncomfortable right now. He's trying to kind of just fight through it. I want to capture his, yeah, the real human emotion. Mm-hmm. You got it. Sticks majestic hair that really is a really ties the room together.

You look like you can see like a little thing. Yeah, I am. Okay, maybe I'm just too tight. Is it any bigger at all? From the swelling, from the trauma. 100 CCs. Undersees for first time, or I think. What did you do your first time? You were doing saline first, right?

500 CCs your first time. Good God, man. I think I've done it back. I don't want you to drip on the little. You were doing saline first, right? 500 CC. 500 CC is your first time? All right. Good God, man. I think I'm done. Head back. I don't want you to drip on the little. Oh. For those of you, just listening,

Dick looks like he's in drooping. I look like I'm in the back. He's got quite a bit of sweat going. Yeah, he's been sweating up a storm. Here you go. He's been sweating up a storm. Here you go. Some man at war with himself. Yeah.

Oh God. I feel like I'm giving birth. Did you take it out already? No. Ready? No. Ready? Yeah. Oh, okay. You hold this.

Yeah. Oh, Jesus, squirting. I'm bringing out of my balls right there. This is where the super glue comes in. You hold this, press it. Yeah. Okay. Hold it like that for two minutes.

Okay, two minutes. You've been sweating a lot, whoa. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Hold it like that for two minutes. Okay, two minutes. I've been sweating a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Oh God. All right. Oh, they feel way bigger. Oh, she's artist skitty. It's going up no matter what. Seeing slight modifications. Oh God. Oh my God, Sean. Yeah. Okay, you made another great decision. Yeah. I figured. Oh, God. Okay, I feel I feel the world coming back to me now that that shit's out of my balls. Yeah. I'll never be able to look at furry anything again. What their weird the weird fetishes Why do they pretty shit again This ball inflation stuff you know the guy yeah guys who are doing this for real I'll never be able to look at it the same for east do this too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

I know all the everybody's doing it man. I'll go on our telegram. You'll see some insane furry yards shit. Okay Oh god, okay Telegram you'll see some insane for your shit. Okay. Oh God. Okay. Yeah. It's better. I feel like that first good puke after a hangover. We did that couple 30 seconds before you. Yeah. Yeah. And again, there's ginning up to fuck you over again. All right, Yodi. Thank you for you. See, I said, I thanked you before because it would seem not genuine now. I was correct.

Feels a little tapped. Mm. Oh God, all right. Keep it on here for two minutes. Okay, let me just put my cans on so we can hear a couple more voicemails. Okay, yep. Is this comedy?

This is an experience. This is comedy, baby. Is this comedy? I think the listener's a lev it. Oh. You're very, very tense and that doesn't help. It doesn't help. Yeah, it's your fault. How fucking tense would you be? It's a guy. This man went, well, you overestimated every hanging are you proud of me? No way,

Yodi. Yep. What prompted you, when did you first do it? Oh, God, they feel big. They feel big, that's the idea. Oh, God, they feel big. What prompted you to do this and when did you first do it? Well, of course, the getting a rosy-bred idea of being bigger. Sure, don't you wish we had bigger balls? Yeah, I don't.

I don't. You just thought this and then you searched it. How do I make my balls bigger? No, no, no, I like I have pretty much stumbled upon it, stumbled on it like 12 years ago, something like that. How old do you know? I'm 43. You're 33? Yeah, oh, shity looks young, doesn't he? Yeah, you do. Yeah, thank you. Got the balls of an 18 year old. 18 year old. But yeah, I've been doing that for a decade and it's passed to silicone, which is permanent. Wow, so I don't do that anymore.

No, no, no. Do you ever, so permanent, is there any way to get any of that out? I mean, short of like major surgery, like say you didn't, do you ever, do you ever where you went too big? That's why I have to do it very slowly because it's gonna grow slowly into injection.

But I mean, but you're okay with the size they are now. How much are the current size? And you're okay if they keep growing. I was gonna grow like maybe like 40% more and that's all. 30%? Yeah. For the rest of your life. I'll be done with that size.

Yeah. Oh. So these will continue to grow for four hours today. So the hour is a seven. Three hours. percent more and that's all 30% yeah for the rest of your life with that size yeah oh oh so these will continue to grow for four hours today the hours of selling hours I have a bad angle on the balls uh Vito you can hop over with the artist yeah I can if you want but yeah it's uh that's why I've done permanent with because but you have it in your dick too, right? I started with the balls because my balls look very like tiny raisins next to it. It's next to them. So I take back everything I said about negative. I said about my balls before I didn't mean any of it. Yeah.

That was just the confidence talking. Now we all see why I shit my pants so often if that measure of confidence before the inflation. Okay. Do you think Ariana, Ariana will respect these walls now? Do you think that's tight enough for her? Okay, I'll put on some voicemails here. If I can. He doesn't want to turn his head. He's not turning his body to lick at the computer. He's kind of over the shouldering it. You can. You can. You can move there. I was going to keep going. Oh yeah, I don't want to obstruct your artist. City, do things that came up this week. My phone did something fucking hilarious.

He was playing with this slide, playing with him and it's like, you hit it between his legs and it kind of droops down and he goes, I got a giant PC, he's only three years old and started doing dig jokes, makes me incredibly happy. He was doing this not for myself. You know what? He acts like that at this age, he can get beat to and as a father, we always think about our kids, I think that's another invasion we need to have is a beat to and uh... as a father really i think about our kids i think that's another invasion we have a uh... be to insurance

i mean if doctors have uh... you know about practice insurance don't matter if i'm uh... may need to have you to insurance mix around move in the sand box life so before it begins really yeah what would mean me to insurance uh... look like anyway i guess they can't really get one back how do you ensure Yeah, what would me and me to insurance look like? Oh, anyway.

I guess they can't really get one back. How do you ensure, but regular insurance doesn't work anyway. I saw this thing this week that cancer people, some people with cancer are turning to go fun me sites for all their legal bills. Legal bills are med bills. Med bills, no bills, sorry.

Cause they can't cover the cancer. What the fuck's the point of these? No, it's totally fucked, dude. Hey, what? It's unbelievably fucked. Yeah, how would me two insurance work? I don't know. Get it contribute to the dinner fund.

Maybe me two insurance, I don't know, where you, I don't know. How do you're guilty by buying the insurance anyway? It's a trick to invest in. I feel like they have something though that like in case like, you know, like a high powered executive dies. Yeah.

The company's insured, you know? Oh yeah, yeah. So some kind of. It's gotta be something similar. Yeah. It's basically the same as, yeah, your CEO dies. Because that's what it is now. You just cancel people out of existence.

Should I still be holding this gauze? You feel still, I think my balls. That's better than Spain now. I don't feel barely any pain now. Oh, yeah, that's fine then. Yeah, you can see it. Oh, shot, and that's a big ol' sack flopping around now. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Don't even care to watch. I got my first view of it. Oh, baby. Look at that. I have a call you. These baby's hands. Now you're happy again. These guys moved from a studio apartment

into upper, into the upper west side, into a penthouse on the upper west side. Looking for Yodhi. What can I get for you? The Needle Cap is right in front of me. Here you go. Ooh, baby, there's a lot of room. There's a lot of jiggling room in there.

Jesus. Oh, that's tight like an eggplant. What are the artists thing? It's a lot bigger, right? Yeah, it's looking pretty swollen. Looking pretty swollen down there. I'm ready to hit, I'm going to a fucking Ben Folds concert tonight by the way, I just remembered that.

Who's, is it cake and Ben Folds? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm totally at ease now with Yodi messing around with my balls, I've become completely used to it. Yeah. I wasn't holding it on the whole. I wasn't holding it on the whole.

So I was leaking out. No, it doesn't leak out because it's so little. It's so little, come on. Don't tell me that. The hole, the hole was so little, right? Yeah. So it's not spraying out because it's not pressurized. Smell, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Right there. All right. What did you just do? Put a bandaid on or something? No, just a piece of guys. Oh, got it.

Okay. Dick, Sharf, who made me a rage this week is I was getting big in gym and no way to look over it. And I see a fucking dickhead in real life. He's wearing a classic dick show shirt and no despite listening some biggest problem never ran into a dickhead and realized so naturally run over to the guy a yo nice fucking shirt and instead of going oh shit your dickhead too he goes oh please and he walks. Work the fuck is this shit?

You get your fucking guys together. Go fuck yourself, buddy. Come on, man. We're seeing each other in the wild here. Yeah. Oh, is my internet not fucking working? Oh, no. No, it's popping in and out.

Primary stream is bad. Well, sure, what else is new? We got to have some kind of greeting. Yeah, right? I don't know what it would be. Just like, well, well, well, well. Look what we have here. I can't sit here and pretend that you're not holding a giant dick. That I can see the only thing I can see that's poking out. Yeah, of the top, I don't see any balls or anything, but just like right down to the base, I just see this giant, the modesty cock. Saddam Hussein's cock,

flopping around the bottom of the frame here. This is the weirdest. This is the potty. My life couldn't get any weirder. Yeah, Vito's sketching it right now. He sure is. We gotta have some kind of greeting. How's those?

You got those tight balls down there, man? Yeah. Hey, I noticed that your balls are looking pretty tight, sir. Universal Dixho greeting. Yeah. I don't know what it is, but it's certainly not that. It's certainly not yet. Thanks. See, it's interesting because it looks like one, like large ball. That's right. It's the impression of the hive ball now. Right. It's not like the

secret hand shake. You just go up to each other and just like grab each other's balls. That's the okay. Oh, it's what I got here. Good time. I want to see though. What's your name in Mo Mo. Yodi. Yodi. Did you guys see what's what he's packing on? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've seen it. You want to show everybody? You want to show Vito? Oh yeah, we've seen it. You wanna show everybody? You wanna show Vito? Yeah, I gotta see it. Okay, here you go. I think I've seen pictures, right? Yeah.

Holy shit balls. He, his, Yodi, has got a, you've got a grapefruit hanging from the front there. If any of the, oh my god damn it. Holy shit. It looks like. Wow. You got, it looks like a Nerf ball. It looks like a big, like a big, yeah. It whistles when you throw it. Holy shit. It looks like. Wow. You got, it looks like a nerf ball.

It looks like a big, like a big, yeah. It whistles when you throw it. It's like a nerf football. No wait, like when you, are you with anybody right now? Are you with anybody right now? You got a, you are, and you're bisexual, if I remember right, right? You have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.

No, right now, boyfriend. Okay, well, smart. When you first meet, When you first meet people, they must, nobody thinks that's natural, right? Somebody. Get on the mic. Really? Yeah.

Somebody's even natural. That's crazy, though. I mean, if I showed the entire thing not from my underwear, it does look natural. Even if the size is crazy like that. Yeah. Can we see the whole thing? Yeah.

You know mine? Yeah, yeah. I don't really would like to see in the flesh. I really need to. Oh my God. Honey, do you want to see it? Wow. Turn around.

You got to let him come on. Oh my God. That living in America. That's the hell of a piercing man. Yeah. Oh yeah, Eddie's got like a three pound. You could lead a coward. Ring, yeah.

I'm kind of that thing. Wowsers. And when it gets hard, it's pretty much that size. This side, the fake size. Oh, get the hell out of here. Nice. Unbelievable. Nice.

Some guys, but this is the way you have to go through. It'll get erect and it'll be that size, right? Yeah, because the city can spread around the, the length. Who did you have to have been like that naturally? I read somewhere that French guys have the biggest cocks in the world. I don't know what you got, that's dead.

Woman's Health Magazine. Now, did you have an actual doctor do the implant or who was it? Yeah, for the fall plus, he was done by an expert. Okay. And it was exactly in the exchange of points and everything to make it look natural. And what did that cost you? Did that... Yeah, because I think a natural...

I just want to transfer that. I'm assuming health insurance is not covered. Yeah. Well, you're up, man. Some of the cosmetic surgery. That's true. Right now I have 200 CCs of silicone inside me and the price around $3.5 per CC. Let me ask you a question.

Wow. There's a cost of a bombs and airports. No, the TSA body scanner picks it as a foreign material. So you have to pat me down to the time. That's what I mean. You have to pat your job. That's what I mean, it's not. They always give it a little.

How many comments do you get? What are the any conversations start like that of, you know? Well, sometimes you can see fear on the face on the... Fear. Fear, guys. That's great. Very effective. Very good.

They should be uncomfortable every second of every day that they steal from us. I'm going to get one of these, I was at the sex store today, you know, obviously, and there was a bunch of squirting dildos. I'm going to get one of those and take it through TSA when I start getting padded down, I'm just going to start squirting it. You're pissing yourself. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm just touching these. Oh. Now, your family, I'm sure, is aware of this, right? Oh, well, Z, notice that. I'm bigger, but I've never mentioned it. Never come up. For you, you got some kind of elephantitis, you're just not treating or... I think Z, believes it kind of fat. Do you, do you, do you make any attempt to like disguise it when you're on your family?

I gain weight in my dick and balls, I don't exercise. Yeah, I'm worth two liters of underwear. Yeah. And I wear dark stuff. You don't floss it around the family. You don't want to talk about it. At what age did you know you wanted just a larger package? Permanent like this?

Yeah. When I was 30. When you were 30. But prior to that. It's the time to do it. But prior to that, you were interested in just what size? Yeah, the size to look. And first because my shaft was like naturally big like that.

Oh, it was natural. My nuts look like very tiny. Like I was invisible. And that kind of looked very stupid. So I started doing this stupid. This is a balanced thing. This is a balanced thing. Yeah, it looks stupid.

That was an artist. I don't know what you're talking about. He's still wanting to be nuts when you're, it makes sense. Small potatoes make the steak look bigger though. Well, now we went from raisins to kiwis. So, I don't know about that. We got kiwi upstairs. I think it's a little bigger than that.

Okay, here we go. But you're saying, is it just an aesthetic thing or was there like a certain sexual attraction of the idea of, or is it having a larger, what's that? Maybe 80% aesthetic, 20%? 80% aesthetic, 20% now. Okay, interesting.

Sexual, yeah. I could see like you enjoy having a giant cum-caughts, cum-quats-sized ball. Yeah, I'm comparing it with other, cum-quats are too small for that. Cum-quats, yeah, you're right. Well, there's like, fuck you, we say tangelose, or singelose.

What's cuties? Cuties, cuties. Yeah, cuties. If you're enjoying. Well, those are like fucking tangelose or sangeloves. What's your name? Cuties. Yeah, cuties. If you're enjoying a cutie right now. Is there a, is there a, it's got to be like a confidence thing too, right? Oh, well, yeah, that's, because you feel like you, you look better. I'm feeling you're acting way confident, way more confident already. Fair enough.

I'm going to kick Ben Folds right off that piano. Okay. It's like a myth, but yeah, it does work. He gives you a lot of confidence, what? Yeah. I bet. I's not like a myth, but yeah, it does work. It gives you a lot of confidence with it. Yeah. I bet. I kind of have a raged, cannot relate it to that. Let's go, let's hear it.

I don't know if you heard of that here in the United States, but we hear it a lot in Europe. It's so front-up-on to have rifles, guns, and even big trucks, people say, oh, you have a small dick if you have a big truck. I hate that shit. Oh, yeah, in America. In France too.

Yeah, it's very fun. I'm upon to have something large. It's like, oh yeah, you probably must be compensating. It's like, no, I just love rifles, I just love trucks. That's it, I'm not compensating. Like, you're like reading books, someone's compensating for a small dick.

It's always the easy, saving for your retirement, huh? You must be over compensating for having a small dick and not getting laid. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Settle down. I found this.

Now, are you part of a community online of other great guys who do this sort of thing? People with silicone in Europe, we're only free. Only. You what? We're only free people in Europe. Only free people in Europe. Down're only free. Only. You what? We're only free people in Europe. Only free people have.

Only free people have. Down there, yeah. Oh my God. Holy shit. Rare species in the studio. It's gonna hurt. And most people just say, lean on things like that. Right.

They're almost extinct because their balls are too heavy to fly. You get picked on by predators. That's the... And in the United States, it's much, much more common. Yeah, well, we'll do anything to ourselves in here. Getting a coffee, huh? Must be overcompensating for having a small dick. Yeah. The great majority of people are still doing like slow amounts,

just enough to be slightly bigger and just have confidence. The guys will put two liters of silicone inside them, they're rare, and of course it's very dangerous. Do you think chicks are pissed that you have such a big cock, but a guy is getting it? Like if a guy is dating a girl with huge tits, and I'm like, oh, awesome, he's like, yeah, I'm not really a boo guy. Well, what are you fucking, you're wasting it?

Right. For everybody. Yeah, you have two kind of chicks. You have the ones who genuinely love it, and they kind of look and search for you for doing stuff with them. And the other You have the ones who genuinely love it. And they kind of look and search for you for doing stuff with them. And the other kind is the one who are scared. Just they don't want you to do anything to them

because if believes they're gonna be wounded or something like that. Yeah, wounded. I bet they are. They're probably jealous. God, that motherfucker. They wish they had big, great fruit balls.

Wasting it on a guy. W. You see it on a guy. Wait some giant balls on a guy Good Lord all right, let me play a voice what a day Sean what you want to know what makes me a real fucking rage. Yes, home schooling. Okay soccer moms religious nut home schooling. Okay soccer moms. Religious, not home school soccer. Some of them are. My daughter's on a soccer team. They go, they have the first game. They've done some practices. The coach goes out there and is shouting from the sidelines, is to what to do, right? That's the coach's job. You coach your players. I hate it. It says it ruined her day. Do you really hurt her feelings

telling her? I've never seen that look on your face by the way. Was it like, oh wow. Yeah. Like, Yody dusted them off a little bit for the gods. I don't have to hold that dog proof. Yeah, don't touch anymore. All right. Yeah, she's into it. Oh, you're doing this the rest of your life. Yeah. I'm kind of the confidence is returning. anymore. Yeah, you like? Yeah, she's into it. Oh, you're doing this the rest of your life. Yeah, I'm kind of the confidence is returning. Jesus, no. You look normal. Thank you.

You're not sweating your colors back. Oh, God, that was a rough hour and a half. Oh, yeah. However long it was. I was 10 minutes, you say? Yeah, right. Where it go and what to do? So this mom, who homeschools her and her six other children, seven fucking kids, all

homeschooled, all super Christian, calls and says, this is unacceptable. You can't make my daughter cry. You know, she felt like she wasn't valued. She felt like she was carrying the whole game and that you yelled at her and she just can't play soccer like this. So the coach, instead of saying, you know what? Up to you, the cell goes, says, I don't want her to quit. Soccer is important. All-re-language control. and he let somebody else coach the team because he didn't want this girl to give us soccer so fuck that lady

what a fucking bitch uh... you'd support here homeschooled kids they're they're weird a lot of them lot of them are they do come from like super religious, you know,

but a lot of kids, super religious, all those kids. Yeah, but it sounds like he's got some kind of a collective where it's almost a private school. Yeah, I, I, I don't think just just from having hung out with both him and his wife, you know, long enough. I don't think he's going to turn those kids into weird people. Everybody says that homechool kids are weird, but then I remember meeting like people, and every person, I mean, it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Like, what are you doing here with me, sir? Who? Anybody, anybody on the street, your average person on the street is just an attempt, holding a modesty cocks and saying it's too weird to do with the rest of the world. Yeah, what's normal with these people? The same right now.

Just go get your balls inflated like the rest of us. Did you ever see that news story where you remember that show, Wife Swap? Yeah. One of the families was like a strict Christian, like home schooling household. Got that's interesting. And then like five years later, the kid killed his family.

Because he was like, the whole family? I think he killed the mom and himself. No, I think he killed like the mom and somebody else. He's in jail right now. I support that. Mom's got to be, you got to put him on notice. Kill somebody. Well, you know, sucks for her, but the needs of the many outweigh the needs

of one mom. So all moms think twice before they start threatening to take to put a limit on video game. That was what it was. They're like, they weren't allowed to have, you know, anything. They had a radio, you know, and like a Victola in the room. Yeah. Yeah, I killed my mom at that point. Yeah. If my mom tried to come in here

and take literally anything, she's not getting off my property. Mm. Mm. Yeah, so I don't know. I just think of homeschool kids as potential murderers, I guess. I think they get a bad rap. I think it's deservedly so though. I just I haven't I don't know what the problem is. The problems are weird. The one some of the ones I can remember when when I was

very young, I can remember it a couple of like families were homeschooled and they were a little they were weird. They were a little weird. But as a kid, yeah. As a kid you thought that. Yeah, I don't know if they were, I don't know how they really grew up or what they, what they turned into or. I just know teachers. I don't want them, I don't want them rubbing off on any kids.

I know, yeah. Well kind of makes, I feel like now it's homeschooling your kids probably makes more sense than any other period of time. Yeah, I just rather just give them an iPad like go nuts man. I was just sending them into a war zone. They're either going to come out and doctorinated or dead. Yeah. I'll see if I got any more.

Oh, here's a thing. I just got to say you're talking about acid makes me miss it so badly. I don't know. I really don't like thick. I'd say you're talking about acid makes me miss it so badly. I don't know. I really don't like thick one. It makes me rage when people are like, yeah, I can't write music or two when I do. And listen, still, and like, I hate that shit. You can't write music unless you're still, and you can't write music.

Do you, do you, do you? I don't know why I'm all hung up on music right now. I guess some of my last memories of acid were not writing good music, but just like being so entertained by the guitar. Like, oh my god, so much fucking fun. Coming up with stuff I had never heard myself play before. Yeah, I'm sure. I gave myself goosebumps because it was so much fun.

Yeah, it opened your mind and it makes you think, see things, it kills your ego, whatever, fuck all that shit. That's just fun. I open this for me. Yes. And it for me. Yes. And it helps me, you know, I help me quit cigarettes. And I looked into it, and apparently that's not me bullshiting. That's the thing that like, it's got the ability to rework your brain.

And it can pump that with a free memory. Freezing, uh, experiences can lead to a totally, you know, like, look, go fuck a chick or two. The two hours I'm asked it. And I go smoke a cigarette. Tell me which one's better, which one you want to quit. Right? Because it's definitely one. I'm just kidding.

Try it out, kids. That's what I do. Oh, God. Don't vape anymore. Give me a glass of drugs, Dickie. Let me tell you something. I lost all. I didn't bring that.

I'm a real lost one. I lost all the hundred bucks of acid you did not tell me that yeah that makes me very sad last week i think you came in late is like nothing it's like supply i was with

some of the shacks in it like dirt count i mean i even heard commercial here today that was like uh... you think it's like can remember the single, it was the killer.

I think he's unassured. Yeah, I know, it's good. I heard up the thing. It is crazy. I have a shame to talk about it with people, but I'll talk about alcohol all day. So, you're ashamed to talk about what a drug trip? Any kind of stigma, that's hard core drugs, acid, molly, anything.

Like I feel some kind of shame. And I have very, you know, I'm not really a shame person. I'm saying this holding a modesty talk. My balls are getting drawn by four guys talking about feeling ashamed of talking about acid trips and drugs, but liquor, I'm just fine. I'm just talking about, but we're a liquor country, you know? Yeah, and it's so much more, so much more hurtful.

Yeah. Maybe I'm not in love with liquor anymore. I'm into that realization. I just can't function after the next day. You know, I have trouble with liquor. You do. It just makes me unproductive, you know? Where is it? Yeah, But you're saying you you're ashamed of talking about drug use because like you think people will judge you negative. They do Yeah, they'll be like oh, I'm sorry to hear that you're into drugs like man alcohol is alcohol on cigarettes Only time. Oh, millions of times. Yeah, yeah, yep Yeah, I guess I just don't run in circles where anyone I mean, I get judged for way

worship. Yeah, a bunch of cockroaches and plays Asian. Oh, Bito posted a picture of his PlayStation. He took it apart and his full of cockroaches and my love. If one of the first responses was, oh man, call an exterminator. And I wanted to sit that dead dog. Dead dog group. Dead. They're all infesting his PlayStation 4.

I wanted to sit that person down in a little child's chair with the big thick, stumpy legs and say, did you just say call an exterminator on cockroaches? Oh, you stupid, stupid ass. Exactly. What are you take one cockroach into your apartment and then call every exterminator on earth, the roach will win. They're there forever.

What's weird is so like, yeah, I opened up my place, I loaned my place to a guy and he's like, I was running kind of hot. I'm like, you know, at one point, I had a shit ton of cockroaches in it. I wonder if there's like a bunch of corpses left in it and I opened it up and I'm like,

oh, there's a shit ton of cockroaches. Of course, corpses in here. But I moved like two and a half years ago, like they've just been in there. But all the comments I'm getting are like, how can you live like that? You're disgusting. I'm like, I live in an apartment building

with like, you know, Los Angeles. In Los Angeles, I can't go to the other people in the building and be like, hi, can you clean your house, lick it in fantastic, and then we'll call an exterminator. We had an exterminator come out like three or four fuck times. It doesn't matter. Can't get rid of them.

No. The whole city spilt on roaches. Yeah. You open a sewer drain and it is like, you have to like dig through roaches to get to any kind of actual like metal or something. Yeah. I have like thousands of people on Twitter saying that it's my fault and I'm like All right, man. I come come out here and defeat LA's cockroach problem with your old-timey

Clean your house and call an exterminator with wisdom. It's called sure. You'll be a god It's called oh, how can you live like that? Well, just buy a can of raid mother fucker. I bought a can of raid every fucking minute Yeah, they take it away and use it on you. Yeah, basically. I killed literally thousands of roaches. It doesn't matter. In college, there was such a big, we had such a big roach problem. I duct taped my roommates bathroom door shut.

Oh yeah. I was coming in. I remember this. You remember that? You came over and there's just duct tape around. Like the eighth plague of the Lord. No, we don't use that bathroom. We don't use that bathroom.

Why is your duct tape all over it? Well, because that's where the roaches are coming in through. Right. Through the pipes and shit. Yeah. And he doesn't have a grate on it, so I just said. Just duct tape. Rooms off limits.

Fuck it. The containment unit. Yeah. Is there, hey, weird Matthew McConaughey? Do you want to call in? Rosie and there was a, oh, you fucking jerk. Come on. Call in. Look what I did. You made the true sacrifice. Yeah. You owe me.

You owe me. Oh, he's all good. Weird Matthew McConaughey's in there. That's all I talk is he doesn't want to get his life fucking ruined. That's awesome. He came out with his name though. That was, that's new, right? Yeah, that's new.

He didn't want to do that for a long time. All right, is this, how are the artists, how are the artists doing? I've been, I've been satisfied. How long can it take to draw a big sack? Don't rush them. I don't stand over your shoulder. When's the fucking audio to be ready, Sean?

When's the audio? That's true. All right, how do we, let's do a, let's do a little parade. Guys, if you want to be on camera, that's great. You don't have to be. Vita will you hop up so you can get, I really appreciate you guys coming in for this horribly degenerate assignment, especially last minute.

But please, one by one, if you want to come over and show off your drawings. Obviously, I'm not going to put pictures of my actual balls on the internet, so I've got some of the most talented artists on the internet to come in and sketch them. Please come over and introduce yourself and show us what you've got and talk about your experience here, I guess. And your name is, sir. My name, my Instagram name or my real name? Either one.

Cormando Gone Wilde, an Instagram, I'm Israel Deleon in real life. Cormando Gone Wilde. Cormando Gone Wilde. Cormando Gone Wilde. Cormando Gone Wilde. He's got a sunset writer's guy as as his icon always brightens my day. Yeah, sunset writers care. Yeah, Cormando. Is it Cormando or Cormando? Cormando. Cormando.

The big pink Mexican. Yeah, big pink Mexican. Mexican. I love that guy. Okay, Cormando, what have you got for us? I've got this beautiful rendition of you holding your modesty cock or your pressing the gauze into your ball sack. Oh my god. No, that's amazing because I haven't looked. How much larger is that than they were before? Me or? You, yeah. Or you.

I would say they're like twice as big at least. Twice as big at least. I don't see how great it look to begin with, but I'd say it's twice as big. I got a double growth. I'll be damned. That's really good. For like a double growth. I'll be damned. That's really good. For like 100 CCs, huh?

Yeah. If I have more time, I could really like draw the pubic hairs and all the little wrinkles and stuff. I think it looks amazing. I look like a super, like a comic superhero bulge. You know, they've got that banana bulge, right? Mm-hmm. Thank you very much, Korma.

All right, who do we have next? Who wants to step up next with their creation? All right, what is your name, sir? Yo, Zach. Zach. Yo, the swag studio. Yo, the swag. I've got a song from you that I'm not gonna play.

Yeah, that's a play. You know what, yeah. You're very handsome, like, in person. Oh, Jesus Christ. But, uh, bro, this is for you. This is my ball of vision. Let me see this sweating profusely. Yeah. Dude, it was just for a second.

I was a little worried almost. I was worried the entire time. Yeah. It was scary. It was painful. I'm not gonna lie. I did not, I did not think it would be that painful. Bro, get on you though. That's impressive, man.

Thank you. Is it enough? Is it enough to not get made fun of? That's what I'm worried about. That people will call me a pussy. I think you're... Wait, get on the mic. If they're twice as big, then that's good.

Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, I think it's impressive. Personally, I think it's impressive. Okay, thank you. Thank you, you're all so nice. I should play a song next week. Fucking show. Oh, Sean, thanks for sticking by me.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, who else do we have here? Oh, just go to the microphone. What's that? Yeah, you can do it. That's off camera. Yeah, here's, hand me your drawing. I'll hold it up.

Yeah, all right. Oh, God, Wormwood. Wormwood. Hello. That's cool. Now, you've drawn, I think the sack is consistently the same size in all of these Sean pretty much I think so so that's an agreement it seems big

That's way bigger than a normal man's balls, too. Would you say what what are you drawing? What's behind? Him there. What is that? That's just like the chair. Oh, I see all that I have another one on the next page share. Oh, I see. I have another one on the next page. Okay. Here. Somebody put that. Thanks. You're still sitting there with your modesty, cock. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I'm used to it now. Secondary backup. This is a bad. That's a bad turn. It is shot. Oh, you think there's a hundred percent chance my YouTube will get suspended after this? I don't think you can. This doesn't seem like something that is a like. I don't know what gets YouTube suspended. It's art.

Yeah, it's art. It belongs in the Louvre. It belongs in the Louvre. I love this. I love that the modestycock makes it looks like it's my actual cock if you don't know the whole story. Well, sure, the way you got your hand around it, you can't see the base.

Some people drew the base. Yes. The modesty cock. Yes, they did. What did you find was most difficult about this drawing? Let's see. I think it was just like this scrotum because of all the wrinkles and hairs in here.

You got a, there's a lot of, you know, technicality in there. I see. What did you find the most rewarding about this art piece? That goes for anybody too. I like the legs. I like the legs. I like the way they came out. I got a little shine in there. Oh, you did. Yeah. What did you use to do that? Like a true artist. All we're doing is staring at nuts. You

know, and he's like, you know, no, the legs actually really came together on the very good. Thanks. Very wonderful. Thank you. One more. Thank you. Any more? I'll be there. Any more. Oh, no, thank you. Is that everybody? Vito, you have yours. Oh, yeah, yeah. Vito just drew a stick figure with a circle in the crotch. I didn't know you were an artist. That mic has been fucking with us all day. Well, it's just catching you. I didn't. tell it's pretty basic. The face is what sells it on this one. I was trying to, yeah, I was more capturing your

kind of pain, your face, because that's what really kind of, here, let me be a bit of a very concerned and I'm holding it together kind of way. That was kind of what, oh, that was barely man, because I didn't hold it. But it was like, I had to move to get a shot on the ball. I'm concerned about this. Yeah, that was rough. Um, yeah, you're really in a bad place. Yeah, and I kind of want to, I wanted to, the emotion of the moment kind of carried it. That's great.

I don't remember it forever. Yeah, thank you. It was a hundred. All right, look at this. A hundred, right on the, this is the final tally of the ball, of the ball injection. Right? It was right under a hundred, you're saying?

Just a hundred. Just a hundred. 110 cc's. 110 cc's. Alright, so you put in like almost five times more, you fucking maniac! Yeah, that's wild. It's insane!

That just means you have more heights to hit. I do. I have a new goal. All right, everybody. I think that we're about done here. Oh, yeah. Hey, good night. Okay, we forgot. We almost forgot to show Sean. Yeah. Yeah. You tried to get away from it. Now, I'm going to put the camera just on you for the big real. All right. This is the new and improved. Oh, damn. Look at that.

Now here's the modesty. Okay. Don't ignore that. Ignore what's on there. What do you think about that, Sean? It's a fucking pretty big sack. That's a pretty big sack. That's a pretty big sack. That's a healthy orange size.

It's like kind of like a, I don't know, like if, it's like an avocado turned on its size or something. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, well, that's, it's like the size of it. Thank you for that. Thank you for that. All right. All right.

Now we're done. Yeah, we're done. Beautiful. See ya. It's done, beautiful. See ya.