The Dick Show - Episode 174 - Dick on Credible Threats

Episode Date: October 1, 2019

Maker spaces ruined, poorly hidden packages, incels vs. The US Army, Maddox brags about stopping an imaginary mass shooter, Joey Salads calls in, how to break up with a girl, peeing over your own head, hazard lights, printed pictures look like garbage, Pedophastry and the scare of global warming, and Dame Pesos brings in a hidden recording of Mundane Matt caught on a hot mic talking about me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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And I need them to have a creedock collar. I can swipe my credit card in. No, exactly. Don't go over there. Is that too weird for you? No, are you not entertained by that? I would say I mean, I'm a surprise it doesn't exist actually. Me too. Well, zap collar, shop collar.

Yeah, they're fun. People are going around with the text to speech, screaming the N word in public. Why not? Give them a zap. Getting in fucking knife fights and pulling guns. Yeah. And that was the end of Andy Warzky. Haven't really? Haven't heard from himself. I get. Yeah. Stay the back. So, that's so many times. Like, oh, my God. I miss him. He was great. He was a fun guy in my back.

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Take. Take. Ready. Yeah. Yeah, welcome to Nick. You got it at that show. Where is the contest coming to you live from out in the heart of the city of failure? I mean, how sick masters in AK. $20 million man voted America's worst Mexican. 23 weeks running this eye contacts weird weirder me out with me Don't be weirded out by eye contact Soul I'm like all right. That's what I do at live shows. He really is the newest stereos

I can't wait the name for him to oh, what is it? He's spaghettios Because he's Italian yeah Oh, what is it? He's Spaghetti-os. Because he's Italian? Yeah. That's why he's the world touring and I based comedian Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick.

Hey, what's up, buddy? Spaghetti-os. Nobody actually came up with that and posted it in the cell. I stole it. Oh, Reddit or VLL. Oh, over that. Oh, and there was a movie in the 70s

and I find it hard to believe that Sean hasn't seen this one. It's called Spaghetti O's takes Manhattan. Seven up votes. Tony from hack the movies. Yeah. A.K. Spaghetti O's. I guess that's my date now. Holy when you're, you know, in the stereo's character, which is going to be all the time from now on. Uh, he's recording this show in, in VR, fidelity, virtual fidelity. Also at the same time that I'll maybe release with the show. I don't know. Uh, no, I gotta go home and edit this together. So maybe the weekend, I'm sorry.

Okay. So sometime it is really 2020, we might have a VR experience of this scintillating conversation versus Maddox. We'll put their next episode out first. Oh god, speaking of Maddox, he stopped, he stopped shooting a mass shooting. Oh, he didn't, he's so brave.

What a hero. What? This is what he posted on Facebook. Yeah. It's ads. Maddox rules. I was gonna shoot a bunch of people then I decided not to. I don, uh, Maddox rules. There's, I was gonna shoot a bunch of people then I decided not to.

I don't know, I say it again. I'll leave the show with this, but it's so pathetic. Got through to Australia. Thank you. This is Maddox posting on Facebook. I reported a credible mass shooting slash attack, slash threat to Brisbane police. It's 340 AM there now, so the risk is low.

Also the fact that you're an insane person, that's also means the risk is low. No need to wake up friends and family and cause a panic. Who are you telling this to? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Nobody wants you anymore. What did he turn into like an old white woman

who can play the music? Never heard of that. Oh? A neighborhood watch. Yeah. Oh man, neighborhood watch. This is special agent, Maddox. Yeah. Is this the internet neighborhood watch? Hi, I'd like to report a terrorist, a threat slash shooting slash attack.

And this is a credible threat. This is credible. I know something about credible threats. I once tried to stop Patreon. Yeah. I tried to record. No need to, it was, it was incredible that I thought it would work. Was this about Chris the Kiwi?

Was it about? No, no, no, no. We talked to Chris the Kiwi. And he was, someone did call the police on him and he was taken in for a mandatory hold. This is nothing to do with it. That was three weeks ago, though. Around the time of the Christian. No, I was like, I went to jail for a different reason, not this one.

I'm fine. Well, Steven, Steven checked in on, Steven checked in on Chris the key. We skipped him to see if this was about Chris the key. Yeah, cool. And Chris said, no, the police came, and he was taking a jail three weeks ago. I don't really want to want to talk about that dick. Steven said, Steven said that somebody in TDS reported him, but I'm like, how do you know that?

Like he threatens women constantly. Constantly. Constantly. I have another one. I have one from him, but I'll get to it later, I guess. But what was he talking about? Maddox. Who in God's name knows?

Oh, so there's no 340 AM there. So the risk is low. Why? It feels too tired to shoot. No need to wake up friends and family and cause a panic. I have it under control. Ha ha ha. Yeah, what do you?

Don't worry about it. I got it, you know what? I've got it from 8,000 miles away or whatever it is. I finally got through to Australia. Yeah, no, don't worry. The situation is under control. Tell your neighbor not to worry about the phone call they were making to the police. I took care of it. If you know anyone in Australia, don't worry about it.

Right. Do you have the one before this where he's asking people for information on who he should call? No. He's like, dog. Does anyone ask for screen to, because I'm blocked from everything. And I'm like, just screen shot, it's screen shot, it's screen shot. I can't get my screen shot. I'm blocked too. Someone I'm like just green shot. It's great shot. I can't get my screen shots.

I'm blocked too. Someone posted I think on Reddit, but yeah, he's all like just anyone have the Australian equivalent of the FBI, whatever. I need to get in contact with them. He can't, he can't Google that really quick. And like, no, he's just, he's in so deep, Sean. I don't know. And he's in the in cell cell, oh, an in cell sleeper cell.

He's in there so deep monitoring for attack threat vectors. The in cell sleeper cell, the in cell sleep with me cell. But in the off chance, you know someone up in Brisbane at a late night bar or club. Might be a good idea to text them to leave out of caution. I just want to know what he's talking about. What he thinks he knows. He's talking about, he's talking about early onset dementia. That's what he's talking about.

If you are someone you know, sounds like this on Facebook. They have early onset dementia. Another side of it is having no dick. You need to ask them some questions. That should probably follow up on this. You're my type of old Italian relatives I have that hate when I go into the city because they think black people are going to murder me.

That's what that sounds like. His neighborhood watch of the whole internet. It's like, what is it with old Italians and black people? They do not like them. It's so weird. I suppose I am going to the city in this crazy cousin, my dad has. He's like, they're godless down there. Don't do it.

They'll show no mercy. I'm like, all right, well, I'm never going to fucking talk to you again. Like the thunder down. Yeah. Oh, like, what the fuck do you think it's like down there? On the off chance, you know someone up in Brisbane at a late night bar or club or at a secret weed party. I don't know.

I might be a good idea to, it might be a good idea to text them so that it's on record, you texted someone and warned them of an imminent shooting for no reason. Hey, you might wanna get out of there, there's a shooting coming. Then what if there is? I like it first, the first place they're going. Hey, I noticed that you left early

because you got a text warning about a shooting. Can I get that guy's information that he seemed to know a little bit more than he should have about it? Well, this is like tele-friend. So imagine your attic club. And a friend says, hey, some Armenian guy in California said that there might be a shooting here.

I just wanted to let you know, I'd ignore it. I'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm not going to pay attention to that. Anyway. I like how he's up in Brisbane. Like he's like, you know, because he's down in LA. I know. I don't crazy.

He meant, oh, wait. He meant, oh, wait. Oh, three, four. Does anybody up in Brisbane? Gotcha. Okay. So is he just, no, I'm the idiot. Is he just taking credit for stopping pretend mass shooting? I don't know.

This is what that is, right? Well, everybody use the situation. It's a good start setting fires and then putting them out or just pretending to start them. Yeah. And then putting them out. I stopped a big forest fire. Right.

I stopped it before it started. I mean, that goes back to his book, redefining winning. So your winner, remember that shit? No. Might be a, that's, I mean, that makes perfect sense, doesn't it? Matt Haley, how did you get this info? Oh, so it's broken. Okay, don't worry. Then I'll try to do something. Might be another type of attack. They didn't specify the weapon. It's very critical. It's very credible. He said specific names of the people,

the person is planning on killing, exacting a revenge against the police. It's dick master's sin. It's specific people, then why is it any bar in Brisbane? Right. This guy's a, he's a raging alcohol. I don't know. I can't even deal with this idiot anymore.

Then he posted a new article, of course. So maybe it was just the tension for the new article. Uh, Joey salads is calling in today. The bagel boss is calling in today. Wow. Tommy Pace us is calling in. Holy shit, the unholy trinity. Uh, I don't know the other guys.

He's got special leaks from Monday and Matt that he's talking about me. Oh, I know bagel boss I have two or three. Yeah, one moment and toys has to think okay. I'll tell you what makes me a rage today. This is my I tried to do a nice printout Have you ever used these online picture printing places? They're absolute dog shit. And you go and what, then they deliver them to you? Yeah, you pretend to upload your photos to a website. Oh, that's so cool. And they line, they print it out for you.

On the except every single one is blurry, is hell. They're like basically free and they just send you trash. Here is what I got for my nice. I thought I would print out Alan Foster's last tweet is kind of a remembrance. Yeah. Go through all the thing. Oh, this fits, right?

This would fit in there. Yes. It's all chopped to shit. It's on top. It's a cropped nightmare from Snapfish, which is every one of them, you go through. Every one of them is exactly the same. You get to the end and goes,

oh, would you like to just print this up from our shitbox printer? Or would you like us to print it out of a shitbox printer and ship it to you? This is what I end up with. Pretty terrible. It's terrible. It looks like dog shit.

Yeah, it really does. I'm a talent, that guy was cool. But it's a cool shit. It's a cool tweet and a cool shot though. It's a cool tweet and a cool shot and I got it right to the very last yard line and then the 99th yard line and then there's not so much of life. And then here is how I also wanted to show you this Sean. Here is how Amazon is combating package theft in my neighborhood. Oh, I would like you to see where they disguised this package that they sent to me.

Following the spirit of, following the letter of the policy, but perhaps not the intent of the policy. That's really good. Is that good? Hide behind some planter. Put it in the planter. Put it in the planter.

So this is, I know where they look like. So every package I get now from Amazon is the fluorinated water version of protecting my package from package privacy. Shovetoni from Tech to Betso Price. Tech to movies. I have a nice, I have a door.

I have a little cement patio next to the door where you could stack any number of packages, right? And then on the other side of the door, there is this stupid, there is like a planner, a terrarium area where there's a bunch of drought tolerant plants, but there's about a foot and a half high foot, that amount of foot and a half high, a yucca plants. Right. So every because of the scourge of package thieving that's going on every fucking package I get instead of being put on the door or

In front of the door or next to the door where it's concrete where it's gigantic and concrete and You could stack up you could stack packages for days there like a loading dock Yeah, instead of putting it there where it's easy to get they put it on the other side of the door behind it there where it's easy to get. They put it on the other side of the door behind two yucca plants and the picture I'm showing you is like a hippo hiding behind a flat pole. The package that they've delivered here is a three foot long, a three foot by three foot picture frame that is behind a plant that's about six inches tall, crammed in next to the hose and the sprinklers. So every package I get now is soaked, if I don't, if I am not here to get it,

is soaked with sprinklers because they can't put it by the fucking door where I don't have any sprinklers shooting because that's illegal. Chasing. To waste a single drop of water, not under the car. Three feet over. Not behind the car. Not behind the wall.

Shove behind a six inch tall plant in the dirt. So every time I order, I'll order 50 men or better than women books at the same time. So I could sign them and get them off to the factory in Chicago, every fucking time delivered. I'm on the clock to get home, because these assholes will stick them, stick them behind a shrubbery.

Oh, the books. You reminded me of something. Don't we, do we owe Isaac a, remember the guy who got his book thrown up on? I think I sent him one. Oh, did you not? Well, no, I don't know. You said we're all gonna sign it and then send him a new one.

But, I think Matt Cux, stop. I don't know why. I, yeah, I think I might have sent it to Matt Cux, or either I intended to start him first. No, whatever. Yeah, yeah, I think I might have sent it to Matt Cuck's, you read it, I intend to start him first. No, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, you've heard the books for some reason, trigger that.

Thank you. It's this, I shit you not. I have come home to a packet, like a shoe box size package under the door mat, like a cartoon trying to cover up on this. Just put it right up there. There you go. They've been pissing me off Amazon. My apartment door is like kind of hidden.

And most of the delivery guys know that. But then they've been delivering to the store that's beneath me. That's in public view of this busy intersection. They drop like I bought the PSVR like big box and they just leave it for everyone in the intersection to see it's like, no, just go go around like my door is around behind a nice fence and you're putting it in probably view of everything people coming off a bus can just grab it and walk away. It's so fucking annoying. I can't leave a sign on her door though because that's gonna look weird to customers but

what's that just like hey Amazon don't deliver here go around it's gonna look weird though. Yeah, like fuck with their business. Let's see what else I got here. I've also had a run-in with the maker spaces. What? Do you know what those are? What are they? What are makerspaces? Maker spaces? You've never heard that term before. No. What are they?

Okay, so it's supposed to be a place where you can go like, put shit together, like DIY stuff. You know, you can make a mess out or something. And mess out. Like all these robotics and STEM shit that they're always talking about. You don't have at least a quarter-native. It's a slaughter and shit and you're right.

I made a propane fireball shooting thing in the garage just for my own personal enjoyment. Yeah, okay. And I thought, okay, I can't shoot it off at my home because this neighborhood catches on fire all the time. Yeah. That'd be pretty bad, right? Right.

So one of these makers' bases that everybody's always talking about, like learning kids how to code and shit like that. Oh. I go on the look for one of these things, and it's nothing, it's nothing but chicks making like summer camp bracelet things, nail art, the most, but it's a plague of... Like you could do this at home.

You guys could do this at home. You've taken up every available space to turn this like a knitting craft and sip. Yeah. Nothing is available for me to shoot. So I'm stuck with a blue ball. I've been building this contraption for like a week, two weeks for Halloween. I want to hook it up to the doorbell.

Shoot it off indoors. Oh God, that's amazing. Right? Spook the kids out. Yeah. Right. But I've now, you don't always have to give them treats. That's why it's got trick, as trick as far as the kids out. Yeah, yeah, right. But I've now you don't always have to give them treats. That's why it's good trick is for the lights off.

Trick or treat. They're trick thing. Most people don't. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid to get their houses and they're not here anymore. Up here? Yeah, oh yeah. Well, yeah, dying where I am, like no one fucking,

you have to like go hunt down a town where kids are actually trick or treating, it's annoying. You don't live in a kid's area. No, I do live in a kid's area. where kids are actually trick or treating, it's annoying. You don't live in a kids area? No, I do live in a kids area. They just don't trick or treat. Are the kids in gangs in your area? No, no. Okay.

I would also like to know if hazard lights, if people think that hazard lights turn you invisible. What? Hazard lights on your car. Yeah. I think they're supposed to do the opposite of that. Yeah. You think that, right?

That's what they're looking for. However, seeing people use them, I believe that they think pressing the hazard lights somehow makes them, takes them to another dimension where they no longer affect anybody all around them. Yeah. So they're right, right. I'm only gonna be here for a minute.

Full traffic, full traffic going down LaBrea, 6 PM or whatever it is, a jackass pulls over in gridlock. What's the first move? Oh, you know what? It'll be fine. All I have to do is press this magical button, which makes me to another plane of existence. I know.

I know. Backing up traffic for a mile and a half. For a mile, yeah. Raising everyone's blood pressure, shortening lives, frankly. Well, I can't get, well, no one can get through. Ah, fuck it. Beep.

That'll do it. There. Everyone's been in a hazardous emergency before. Yeah, exactly where he's waiting for a check to come out of an apartment or something like that. Yeah, yeah, everybody, yeah. Yeah. Um, I was on, I was on PKA this week.

Mm-hmm. I was having a, um, I had a four-hour conversation with Destiny on PKA. Can I tell you guys about that? Yeah, oh, we talked about that. In the bonus episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You thought about it again, do whatever you want.

Did I tell you how I got roped into that? No, from Chiz, the producer. Oh, you told me like afterwards, you didn't say on air. Yeah, I didn't say on air. I don't think you did. No, the, the, uh, the little snake in the grass. Yeah. Do plicitous Chiz.

Yeah. Chiz rag who roped me into that, uh, broke me into that four hour shit show. I see. So the guy, the guy Chiz, who's the producer of the the producer of the PKA public cast, he asked me if I would guess co-host their show while their third member was in minimum security prison. Oh.

I guess Kyle had to go to a minimum security prison because he got hash oil or something like that. I don't know what the deal is. It was something drug probably just stupid. Something stupid, something that shouldn't be illegal. So I said, yeah, sure. Love to. Of course, love to.

Love you guys. Love you. So this motherfucker, Chiz, decides to secretly book Destiny. Of course, hoping for fireworks. Hoping for fireworks. Yeah. It's the reality TV show casting. Let's get fireworks. Hoping for fireworks. Yeah. Yeah.

It's the reality TV show casting. Let's get some really mentally unbalanced individuals. Yeah, exactly. And he springs this on me Monday afternoon. Oh, he actually like 1 p.m. I'm supposed to be on, I'm supposed to be on their Wednesday. Oh, so he actually gives you that much warning. And I think, I think he only gave me a warning at all because I found out on the show because

I found out from Destiny that he was, he was booked way before that. Yeah. I think that Chiz only told me because somebody found out outside of him and they were going to spoil his little plan. He wanted to get out in front of it. Yeah, he was going to get it, let out of the bag. So he gave me the hardest cell of, oh yeah, well, you know, we really appreciated

in Egypt, you know, it doesn't seem to be there, and he says it's fine, but I need to know, Ace, the heart of your own. So, okay, what the fuck in talking to me, like I'm an idiot. Yeah, I know exactly what you're going for, your mother fucker. Right.

But just, what you have said know if you knew Destiny was gonna be on there anyway, like? I know because I would look like a dick. Yeah. It's like, I said I if you knew Destiny was gonna be on there anyway. No, because I would look like a dick. Yeah. It's like I said I would help you. I understand the logistical difficulty of getting people to fill in. And now you're giving me like, and he goes, oh yeah, and we're moving it to Thursday. Like let me know, let me know ASAP if this works for you.

Dude, do you know how much of an asshole I would look like saying no at this point? Yeah. So there you go. Now I have an enmity with Chiz, I guess, you'd say now. Let me see here, what else we got? Petter fastry, do you know what that is? I'm sorry, what?

Petter fastry. That is the act of using children to deliver your message. act of using children to deliver your message. Act of using, Peter, Peter Fastry. You mean, that's called. In like a marketing term or, you know what I mean? Like, if the parents were selling Girl Scout cookies,

they wouldn't sell as much. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's like that. In like that. And that could be used too. It's like all of a sudden kids are like, well, that's yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

I think they got to rethink that name though. Petter faster. Yeah. Well, but it's, it is that gross though. I'm talking about that Greta Thumburg. Oh, yeah, she's still doing things. Okay, yeah, I know a little bit about her, right? Oh, you do?

What do you know about her? Well, just, she's like a kid, right? She's like 15 or 16 years old and really like, I haven't watched her. How dare you? You don't call her a kid. She like sailed across the ocean, but. She's sweetish or something?

Yeah. Is she railing about climate change and stuff like that? Yeah. Oh, is she Swedish? I think she was German. No, I think she's Swedish. No, I think she's Swedish. I think she was pounding that podium.

Yeah. She was German. She's watched a lot of cruise chef videos probably. She like read scripts and screams at everyone, but apparently if she doesn't have a script, she's just like totally lost. I've seen something about that. Well, she's a fucking

kid. Like that's the thing. See, that's adults know you don't know shit. And I know I hated how that sounded when I was that age. Because it's like, no, fuck you, man. Like, I'm intelligent. I know, but it's like, you got, I'm not going man. Like, I'm intelligent, I know, but it's like, you got, I'm not gonna take that,

I'm not gonna listen to you. Like, you're the wrong messenger. It doesn't even matter, it doesn't even matter that what you're saying could be true or not, which that shouldn't be either. But it's like, you're gonna turn off a huge percentage of the population. Like, oh, you're just a little train monkey.

You're like a little train monkey. You don't even know what they're saying. You ever seen a, like, a 12-year-old evangelist? Oh, yeah. It was gross. It's weird. It's sick. It's fucking sick.

And they have no idea what the fuck they're saying. If you ask them to explain. Yeah. It's like when I was in Catholic school, they were just telling me all this shit. I'm like, is this true? Just regurgitate it. Yeah. It's like when I was in Catholic school, they were just telling me all this shit. I'm like, is this true? Just regurgitate it.

Yeah. It was really gross. It was really weird watching that speech because of the terror component. Yeah. I've never watched it. I'm just going to school in my childhood. It's like, I mean, I go to sleep at play definitely nights. I'm going to chat.

All right. I guess I kind of sucks, but I'll think it's's I read much the day after tomorrow and think it was like real Like it's not gonna climb the changes are gonna work like that. No, and it's and somebody found a little kid addressing the UN with basically the same talking points in the early 90s. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's yeah sure What it's all the think of the children, you know, they're appealing to you know that crowd I mean, yeah, it's really manipulative. I hate the fucking celebrities constantly sharing her stuff because if they don't support her, they'll look bad. So they're like, she's so brave.

Oh, it's so brave. It's like you don't fucking care. No, it's all so transparent. And it's not transparent to a lot of people. That's what's really frightening to me. Yeah. And I think somebody committed suicide right after it because they were afraid of climate change i read that i tried to find out

some stats on people's fear of climate change uh... it gives me chills and scares the heck out of me said aerial and eighteen year old from los angeles i mean she's really don't know that i go to bed thinking about it this is what this is what they're worried about going to bed thinking about it. From, it's fucking, it's crazy to me because like, so if I believe,

because going to school sucks, like I really, every, I wouldn't believe a kid if they said. They were enjoying school. They were enjoying school. She talks about what she knows and what she observes. It's different. Adults aren't writing her material. No.

And it's also, am I supposed to, yeah, am I supposed to believe that she is so well versed in all of the science and all, you know what I mean? Like, I just, you don't have any credibility. Yeah, none. I don't think anyone can come across the issues she's talking about without them being forced upon them. Like, you don't wake up every day and encounter any global warming.

You wake up and you have to go to school. You have to deal with stupid shit people or people are putting on you. You wake up and you see homeless people. Like if someone is like, if a kid came out and said, we gotta deal with this homeless shit, they're everywhere. That sucks.

They've all got the little dog there to boost up there for for their pledge drive, but it's terrible. We got to do something about it. I believe because I'm like, okay, at least you've seen it. Right. And yeah, it sucks.

Yeah, but this is like, this is several generations removed from that. It should be, it should be just as gross. It's terrible, says this other guy. Terrible. Terrible. It's not ethical. It's literally, says this other guy. Terrible. Terrible. It's not ethical, it's literally burning a house. It's literally a burning house.

Another girl said there's something. I don't think that word means what you think it means. Again, they watch too many movies. They watch day after tomorrow and shit. Yeah. Like, yeah, the ocean's like, quotes like that make me figuratively wanna die. It's like people think like California's gonna like split off into the ocean. It's like, no, that's not how it's gonna, it's not gonna happen like that make me figuratively want to die. It's like people think like California's going to like split off into the ocean.

It's like, no, that's not how it's going to. It's that's not going to happen. Like, and then they're worried about it all the time. Oh, God. The Joker movies out this weekend. Oh, you got it. Are you excited about that? I wasn't.

I wouldn't tell everyone had a hysterical tantrum about it. Well, everybody. People are losing their minds about the whole. I know. I know. I know. Oh, because he's like an in minds about the whole. I know. All you know. I know. Oh, because he's like an insell.

I don't know. I look, he looks like it for me. All I know, the only thing I saw, I said, Joaquin Phoenix as Joker, he's so fucking weird. I'm in. I'm in. So I don't think you could cast it better than that. And I hope the movie's good. Randy saw it.

Oh, yeah. And then he became a terrorist. He's in jail right now. Yeah. And He started, he immediately started shooting up the theater like naked gun. Yeah. Must kill the queen. So I have a character on my channel who's two into the Joker, all Joker fans, who seven nights. So I'm out here filming stuff as him and putting the like fucking Heath Ledger Joker mask on me in public in front of city hall and the police station. Like, people are not enjoying it.

They're going crazy. Like, I put it on the, meanwhile, there's plenty of homeless people like talking to themselves, shitting in bushes and stuff. But I put the Joker mask on and everyone's just like, oh my god. They think I'm gonna,

you know, I have no guns on me. They think I'm gonna, and it doesn't help that I'm talking like an idiot too. I did a whole, it's not out yet, but I did a whole video. I'm like, you haven't. Oh, go ahead. I'm like, I'm gonna commit crime in front of the whole justice and I just dropped over a scooter.

And I'm glad to, but yeah, people are, you are not happy about the Joker mask because I think they're reading this bullet. You haven't seen this shit online? Dude, I think the media wants a mass shooting. Oh, they always do. Yeah, I did. Okay, leads, it leads. It's always been the old ad. It's only the left wing that's like, this is gonna a mass shooting. Oh, they always do. If it leads, it leads.

It's always been the only way. It's only the left way that's like, this is going to cause mass shooting. It's going to cause, and like, you're putting the idea into the head of a person crazy enough to do a mass shooting who wants attention. Did you see the army's memo? Oh, yeah. Okay, the army, did you see the army sent a memo about it? No, I didn't.

Like the military sent a memo at it. And this is what I'm gonna show about the move. I'm gonna show about the move. He's still upset about the Dark Knight Rise of shooting. She's there. Cause that guy's saying, he's like, I caught himself, that guy was a fucking idiot.

He's like, oh, I'm the Joker. I caught him. Yeah, he said, I'm the Joker. And it's like, well, you got the hair color wrong. You color your hair orange, you fucking idiot. That's not the right hair color. Yeah. You didn't wear any makeup,

like I was just insane. Your violence is kinda on the nose too. Yeah, that could actually really do. Yeah, you didn't do anything funny. Yeah, you didn't like... You see he's bustin' with a gun and make people like confess, go one by one, have them tell their love on a secret.

He's like, you're so shooting at the Joker, like doesn't do that. And then see if it was like honest enough, go to the next one or something like that. He tried to plead like that he had an Asia at the time and all these like scientists and doctors like that's on how an Asia works. He's another one who watched too many movies.

He's like, oh, I don't remember anything from that thing. Yeah, team, this is the greatest memo I've ever read from the military team. Post on social media have made reference to involuntary celibate in cell extremists, or replicating the 2012 theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado at screenings of the Joker movie at nationwide theaters. What the fuck?

Kind of... By the way, there's been like three or four movies this. There's been like three or four bad-bay movies since then, two with the Joker, like, who gives a fuck? Is that literally from what source it came from? This is a condensed version of the headquarters of Army material command G three. I don't know, I haven't read that it's a hoax. So I assume it's not always I, my first thought is, my first thought is a movie studio, but doing it on purpose. Yeah. Generated. I don't think. No, I don't think Warner Brothers

once another shooting in one of their movies. I think they, they, they would not want this. I think this presents a potential real life action movies have been bomb after bomb after bomb when it comes to superhero or anything like that. They don't have to last few, but yeah, no, they, these couple that I'm underperformed. This presents a couple potential risk to DOD personnel and family members, though there are no known specific credible threats. Oh, I hope Maddox didn't. Oh, no, no, I want for them. That's there. Oh my God. You think he's going to call like movie theaters this weekend? Hey guys. Hey guys, I'm actually Batman now. I stopped shooting. Right. His, you know, he's Barbara Gordon. That's the one who's sad at home. Right. Uh, is he bat girl Barbara Gordon or is he oracle or a real

oracle or a real, a real, a real, a real, a real, uh, though there are no known specific credible threats to the opening of Joker on the 4th of October. In cells are individuals who express frustration from perceived disadvantages to starting intimate relationships. That's pretty fair, description. Yeah, I was gonna say that, well summed up. And also makes me feel bad for them. Sympathetic, villains. Oh, wait, that weren't originated from a woman.

Insell? Yeah, she had like a blog where she came up with that term because she couldn't get a date or something. And it now- Oh, really? I think so, and it's been like- Oh, it's her! It's like her. It's like warped. It's like warped.

And it like even she like kind of resets making this term or something. Well, like that. That's what I read. Fact check me, I could be wrong. Incelle extremists, idolize violent individuals like the Aurora movie theater shooter. This is the army saying that.

I know it's really weird that they make a commentary. They idolize violence yeah other fuckers what are you doing how many fucking screenings of Rambo are you showing on the base every day you're an army of terror that's Covering the earth and you're gonna criticize in cells for idolizing violence Go ahead that other thing about that Aurora shooter The Joker wasn't even in that fucking movie. What the hell was he doing? Yeah, well, yeah. They also idolized the Joker character,

the violent clown from the Batman series, admiring his deception as a man who must pretend to be happy but eventually fights back against his bullies. It seems a little like sophisticated for him. That's a rewriting of the... It does, yeah, they're right. They didn't listen to that movie, but Joker just does seem kind of happy all the time. That's a rewriting of the... It does. Yeah, they're right. They did it in that movie,

but Joker just does seem kind of happy all the time. Here's the best part. When entering theaters identify two escape routes. This is from the army. Remain aware of your surroundings, and remember the phrase, here it comes, run, hide, run, hide, and fight.

Is that, yeah. Right. And you're one, two, three. Run if you can, if you're stuck, hide, also referred to as sheltering in place and stay quiet. If a shooter finds you, fight with whatever you can, where in the name of fuck does run fall? In the whole, in the 20, 30, 38 years of me hearing about how my fucking freedoms are being protected

and shit holes around the world, where is run featured on that list? Run and hide. That's the evidence. All of the, all of the trillions of dollars of money spent on protecting God knows what abstraction of freedom overseas. If something is happening in the US, in a theater, and structure one is run. And if you can't run, meaning if you can't claw over women and children, like George Costanza, then what step number two?

Hide. Right. Are you fucking kidding me? Hide under what? Yeah. And then, yeah. If you're cornered, fight for your own life. Then you kinda got it.

I'm gonna fight with. When am I gonna fight with? I assume we've been training you to fight with something all this time. I guess. Oh, this fucking bragg I assume we've been training you to fight with something all this time. I guess. Oh, this fucking braggadocio I've been hearing about for years. I'm gonna throw fucking... culminated in run and hide.

And a third thing, a third thing that's optional to do if the other two don't work, but they should. This is the memo. Oh, well, thank God I'm going to see the Joker, a bunch of army guys around here. They'll take if something goes down, they'll take care of it. Well, we just released to the general public. I don't know. The army are thoughts on potential material to be honest.

Do you want to hear Tommy Paysos' thing? Well, it's not funny enough to be fake. I mean, it seems real to me. It does seem real to me. I also have things about AI racism. Let's find out. Oh, right, the AI racism. Hey, Tommy Pesos, are you there?

Hello, can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. Oh, yeah. Where is your clip? Do you have the clip that you wanna play? On hand, I need to go get it. I got it right here. Okay, let me ask that guy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you're gonna build it up. So, Dommy Pesos somehow got a hold of a bunch of discord leaks from mundane mats, discord server. That's how it's very unfortunate for mundane mats, but they fell into the hands of pure evil. The worst person you've got to gotten. The worst person you've got to gotten these. How did you get the leagues?

I mean, best for us, but yeah. Did you orchestrate it or where they just give into you, Donnie Paceous? No, someone gave it to me. Someone gave, so someone knew what they were doing. Oh, but the Monday might hate him now, so just send it. Oh, a fan did it? Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh, the Sandy. Oh, the fan did it. Oh my God. Oh my God. So, Matt was on Andy Signor's show. Andy Signor's show. Yeah. And Andy Signor really like came out fighting

for Monday and Matt's honor weirdly. Yeah, he was, he was misguided on that one. Yeah. Andy, he tries to end people's careers. The thing that you're rallying against currently. Yeah, he was he was misguided on that one. Yeah, Andy he tries to end people's careers the thing that you're rallying Against currently. Yeah, and deciding what the wrong fucking person It's this this cancel culture meme has I think messed up people's brains. Yeah, I'm not really anti-cancel culture It's all the people who kind of don't provide value who are really amped up about cancel culture Like we can't cancel people who sit in front of a camera and read

uh... opinions that's uh... no no no no no no by my i'm really important right i can't just be replaced immediately by someone else to read a news article to see only think that like women are one i want to wanting to cancel people he doesn't think fat chinless dudes also want to cancel people who any sooner yeah i'm talking about he doesn't think fat, chinless dudes also want to cancel people. Who Andy Sonor? Yeah. I'm talking about he doesn't think Matt doesn't,

I think he just thinks women want to cancel people. No, Matt wants to cancel people too. Well, the best part is Andy's giving this impassioned plea like why we should leave Matt alone and we're bullies and then Matt chimes in with, yeah, and Ralph is just, he's just a drunk alcoholic who needs to throw down some more benzos and he's like, well, okay.

Well, again, he's sided with the road and he looked at me. I like you, but stop it. You're signing with the wrong fucking guy. Stop protecting other men. They're fine. And that's fine. Anyway, Domey Pesos had a series of leagues, one of which is in Matt admitting that he's not the father of his child. You are not the father.

Dome Paisos. I am. Which Dome Paisos predicted a year ago. Yeah, unbelievable. Are you the father, Dome Paisos? Oh, shit. I can say for legal reasons. You have that clip. I'm going to have faith for Hahaha. You have that clip?

I'm going to have faith for shit. You have the clip that I'm talking about. Oh, my God. Yes, I have it. I'm going to flate. Okay. Right now. Okay.

I eat poop and I'm a homo-self-short. Go fuck your show. Oh, no. Hey, nice and only. He keeps, he makes a lot of mistakes. Yeah, you got to turn your sample. Let's go around there. I'm going to lay look at it. Okay. It's here the real one I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy. I got this guy Always throwing, always using his petter fastie or whatever the fuck it's called and holding his kids holding his daughter out like a shield Also like even if he is like, you know the adoptive father

Why is he still not referring to like why is he clarifying? It's my girlfriend's daughter Yeah, mine. I'm like aren't you like supposed to be the dad like what the fuck are you doing there? I mean, I don't want to get into whatever he's got going over there. I have no idea Okay, so among the leaks is that Matt Monday match, shitting all over everybody. Everybody, everybody sucks except him. Everybody's goes after low hanging fruit and doesn't are not good at presenting news articles as he is because they don't use their hands as much as he does. Oh, no. And that the reason everybody's successful and he's not is because of SEO tricks

or some shit like that. Oh, right. But, you're punching your download numbers. Yeah, but there's one that Dom and Paisas, don't well, Dom and Paisas, you tell us. What did you want to play specifically for this show? Ah, you pooped. I send it to you on Twitter.

Twitter, okay. Yeah, he's talking about it with you on Twitter. Twitter, okay. Yeah, he's talking about you for like 10 minutes. Really for like 10 minutes? Oh, so funny. I haven't listened to it yet. Oh wow. Is this something you're interested in, Sean? Yes.

Okay. Yes. Here's Gator Pacellas. Let's see what, okay, media fire. Yeah, here it is. He's just bitterly shitting all over everybody, like the quartering and bear it, like people who are just successful. Okay.

Oh yeah, he that's the Gamako successful you out. Oh, I love the beat. Well at least he, you know, cops to it. Okay, I hate you when they have to to admit that you do better than them. It's so satisfying. Well, now that I'm not fighting with destiny anymore, which I guess I'm not, you know, we talked about politics for only one second, right, which was U.S.K. And it already, like, yeah, the host asked who was going to win the next election.

And I'm like, Trump think trump obviously like you guys but stupid who's gonna and i also realize truck that i mean if if warren gets it the nomination that means trump will have stopped to win it that's basically the greatest man in his well and the first one the first one the democrats themselves should have stopped

but i disagree but they fucked with it. I mean, the super delegates, I mean, they completely, yeah, fucked with democracy. I don't know how anyone can say, like, even if you hate the guy, like, who can run against him, like, anything can happen, but there's no, there's no credible person who can run against him. No, it's a part of it. It's a show right now. If the economy is fine, he'll be nice.

He'll be elected. It's how it always works. I don't want to get into it. Yeah, but anyway, so this is, here's Matt's lead. Here's Matt talking about me. Tommy, do you need to, do you need to introduce it anymore? Should I just play it? Yeah, I want to enter.

Do you see it? I eat poop and I'm a homosexual. I'm sorry. You really want to play. Okay. It's eight minutes long. He should be the fucking Joker. We got to talk to Joey Salis.

Hey, are you excited about the Joker, Tommy Paisus? There's going to be a big, all-every theater is going to erupt in violence. Right. I fucking love it that you people are so crazy because this cell means virgine, like virgine loser, right? Yeah. I've been calling fat faggets, in cells for like decades on the internet.

And I just, you know, afraid of the virgine violence and terror, if I virgine's into the batteries. So, this is how much, this is how big a pussy's America has become. We're afraid of virgins. I know, afraid. Oh my God.

The US military is afraid of virgins. They're releasing the US military's response to a virgin with a gun is to run. And people say, and people say that a civilian army couldn't stand up to the US government. An army of a hidden sleeper cell of virgins has terrified the US government into releasing a new plan, a battle plan that is run and hide and a third other thing that is we leave up to you. That's how that is how powerful a single US citizen with a gun is.

That is hysterical. Terrified of virginity. Like you guys can even stand up to that. You like you second amendment nerds could even stand up to the US government. Actually, an imaginary virgin just defeated it. Just got a surrender from the US government. I think we can do all right. Okay, here's Monday and man. I'm just like, this one's the Nakaia then.

Yeah. They were probably in sales too, Elkaita, right? Probably. I don't know. They're not allowed to. I mean, the higher ups, they don't ever they want, but yeah, but the little guys like radicalized, like they're not getting laid.

They got like proud boy released about masturbating and fucking and stuff like that. Yeah, okay, here's Monday mad talking about me It's eight minutes long. Should we listen to the whole thing now or split it up? Let's listen because Joey Joey Sal is calling in soon. I'll play it This is funny someone just let the comment. He was a hidden comment and he's like oh, you know like too bad You can't like apologize to like dick masters in for your commentary. I'm like. Yeah, what do you mean? Like you're damaging commentary.

Like I, I meant dick. He was a piece of shit. He's like fucking sociopath. I think you guys are so sociopath. I think I met him at VidCon. And I met him at a party outside of the party. I don't know. I'm a podcast on this episode,

like right after it happened, totally misrepresented the thing. Like how? So I was talking, like, I go to this house party, and he's there. And I know he's there, because as I was walking up with Chris Reagan, I see him in the, in the,

yeah, I could see him through the kitchen window. Right. Like, he didn't see me, but I could see him. So I walked in the house and I went around. It's different than this. It was the room, and that. So I walked in the house and I went around. It's different than he was living. It's the room and that's right. I ended up talking to you again for Mars. And then apparently, Billy, the fridge had come over

and told Dick that I was there. Dick thing came around to get a look, came over and made a comment. He said, dummy pesos. I don't really remember what he said. It's what I said. That's what I said I did. I walked around, I walked around behind him

and I gave his tits a squeeze. You don't have to sneak up on a cow because I'll kick you in the back, right? And I said my favorite content created is on my pesos. Yeah, okay. Nothing wrong with my story so far. I didn't know he was staring in at me.

Yeah. From the outcome buyers. I'm staring through the was staring in at me. Yeah. Like, I'm going buyers. I'm staring through the. Okay. Let's do coming. I turned around and I just like gave him this look apparently. It's gave him this look like I just don't like, like, whatever look. And he was like, oh man, like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you know, like I just want like, true man. It's a party. I was having a time. Right. I'm sure's a church. And I'm just like, all right,

and now he shook my hand and he gave me a hug. Now, he says he gave me some kind of like pat down. He gave me a hug. You're frisked the guy or whatever. That's the friendliest pat down you can ever get. Yeah, yeah, he's like, I was just like the top of my back. So it's like, if I had a guy,

if he was looking for a gun, he didn't fucking feel my waist or my crotch or nothing. Uh, it's a joke, Matt. It's a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy.

I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy.

I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. I was looking for a guy. You need satire or not true tags or whatever on every single. We need retarget school. Like I was talking about the bonus episode. Everybody should have to like make a disclaimer. Oh, that's a joke, by the way.

Like I was just kidding. The black belt of retard school is you have to get humor. You have to get, we give you 10, 10 situations and you have to say it's, you have to identify the joke or not. Like those hearing tests. And at least a fifth grade level. And you raise your hand when you hear a joke and you have to get all of them to get you black belt to graduate from re-tards school.

Like 78% of America jokes at like a preschool level or below. Yeah. You know that? Yeah. We're falling behind. Uh, here you go. So that was the interaction for like the nice hour. Nothing happened.

I'm talking about. Did this asshole just sit there and type in? And I was talking to him. He's talking to me. He's talking to me. He's talking to me. He's talking to me. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What did you guys say?

Oh, because I tried listening to these leaks. Someone's constantly fucking typing the entire time. And then the mention it. The mention it. Oh, never mind. Tell them what he's doing. What are you gonna doing with that information. No, it's just like if you're going to try to record someone, you know, just stop fucking

typing and you want to hear the bullshit, you say. He's probably organizing. That's okay. You're forgiven. You're forgiven that, too. Yeah, I can't be right here. I know there's things happen fast. Yeah.

I go to leave and I come across him and Izzy Nobre. Yes. I was a Canadian vlogger and Izzy Nobre. Yes. I was a Canadian vlogger. And Izzy is a big fan of Dick. Right, big fan. Oh, I've known each other for a couple of years now. Wait, Izzy is a man. Izzy, yeah, Izzy's a man.

Not a chick. Here we go. Izzy was talking me up to Dick. He's like, no, man, like I was in a bad situation and my wife, my ex, wife, fuck me over and My kids not mine like I was gonna I'm gonna be caught with Matt a VidCon. I'd hard to give him the money for the hotel And when my wife fuck me over man, he didn't even hesitate. He gave me the money back

He could have fucked me over. He could have totally taken the money. He could have totally screwed me over He didn't screw me over. Matt's a real honorable guy that come down. He's a real honorable guy Like you have saying I'm an honorable guy. You can't take my time. That may have stabbed you in the back. No, no, no, no, he didn't stab me in the back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're talking about someone else.

No, is he, it was is he and Dick, they were right there, right? This is what, but the thing is in Dick's commentary, Dick doesn't talk about is he? I, well, why would I want to bring somebody else and who's not related? Yeah, sure. I was talking a lot of people, Matt. You fat moron.

And and so, uh, you know, I was, uh, I was talking for like a second. I on hold on. What did you say when the bad guy was like Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they madly has completely ignored Yeah, that's it. That's it. I'm not easy people pain So no, no, is it it was easy and dick that we're right there, right? This is what but the thing is an index commentary dick doesn't talk about is he and and so you know I was I was I was talking for like a second I didn't think that's what it says he's like you know I was like he's like playing with a cat or something on the other how how how I'm just ignoring him I gotta tell my story How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? Yeah, why would I do that? It's also not funny, like, it's totally relevant. I don't think so, he's mad. Maddox fucked you over. Yeah, I said that.

And, you know, I'm like, you know, he's like, I think he fed you bad information. Yes, and I think he fucked you over. Yeah, which is really set you up to fail. And I said, well, you know, I know him, I, you know, like I gave him the benefit of the doubt in my commentary. And I said, and I shouldn't have done that,

that was my bad. Yeah. And that was it. And I said, look, I also wanted to have a private conversation about this, this kind of, you know, clear the air and be done with it. And Dick actually said this to me. He goes, yeah, it really sucks when people lie about you on the internet. Those are his exact words to me. It really sucks when people lie about you on the internet. Those are his exact words to me. It really sucks when people lie about you on the internet. And I looked at him, point blank, dead and his little beauty fucking eyes.

And I said, yeah, I know. Because he's lied about me so many fucking times. And he's the lie. He's the lie about me. Well, right? So, man, it's not a lie that you are a golem of fat and she, it's not a lie that you look like pizza the hunt. It's not a lie that you hate you.

It's not a lie that you look like those robots at the beginning of the fifth element because your head, your head is lower than it should be on a body that's so fat, it's all encompassing that your little nudily arm stick out in front of you like a tyrannosaurus Rex. That's not a lie. Have you ever talked about, I don't remember, you probably have talked about things that he's done or said or what, I'm trying to think where the lies would be. It's usually just been you making fun of him. That's all I can ever recall. Oh God. All right, let's listen to more of this later. I wanna talk to Joey Salads. Tommy Paiso, so you got you gonna stick around?

Oh yeah. Okay, good. All right, all right. This is great, so far. Okay, come back a little bit. Let's call Joey Salads. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. What was I lying about?

I don't know. What could I possibly be lying about? Joey Salad, is that you? Are you there, brother? There we go. You can hear my audio is messed up. Sorry about that. No problem.

I love the pop filter sock that you got. Oh, yes. God, thank you for reminding me. Joey Salad's is here. He's wearing his make America grade again hat. Sir, I have to tell you, first of all He's wearing his make America grade again, hat. Sir, I have to tell you, first of all, that that looks like a counterfeit red hat. I would be very upset to know that that money didn't go to the Trump campaign.

I have the real one in my closet, but I just like the way this one fits better. Let me grab it. Okay. They actually does look like it fits better than most of the people I've seen wearing. Where is my Trumpkin hat? God, I almost forgot. It's this, it's happy for you. The worst Halloween. I have a hat in the history of hell. Yes.

I have a knockoff one of those. Right here, right here, baby. I got a snapback one that my friend left. I don't know if it's official or not. I don't think Trump's ships that sticker with his hats. Yeah. They'll take it. Thank you, everyone. But it looks too truckery.

You know, I could probably see that. Yeah, I can't see that. There, I just feel like a trucker. The other one, that's the appeal of it that it doesn't look good at all. Yeah, it just looks like a billboard on top of that. Exactly like his suits. I can't just one for when I go undercover. It's exactly like his suits. I just went

for when I go undercover. He's wearing a Bernie 2020 hat now. I'm going to cover someone's going to screenshot this and destroy my campaign right now. Joey, how you doing, man? Thanks for calling in. I am thrilled to see you running for Congress, but for everybody listening who's not familiar with you or your campaign, can you summarize what your platform is and why you're running? So, yeah, go ahead. So, I'm super pro Trump, super Republican, super conservative, libertarian on a lot of aspects. And I'm running because Staten Island and South Brooklyn is my district, and we're

the only Republican district out of all of New York City, the only, borrow, Staten Island and South Brooklyn is my district, and we're the only Republican district out of all of New York City. The only borrow Staten Island that voted for Trump in the election. But yet we have a Democrat sitting in the House of Representatives and we have a Republican rhino never Trump or that's going to be running against him. So I saw what was going on. I realized we need better representation. We need that MAGA conservative representation.

So I decided to go for it. And now I'm running against a never Trump Republican and a Democrat that's supporting impeachment. Yes, this is great. I got goosebumps on. Because he's, I mean, I'm so fucking hot like, so Joey, I live in LA and the politicians in LA, I don't know, I don't know what it's like

everywhere else in the country, but our districts are so big. Right. And our constituency is so varied and stupid that the politicians here are like celebrities. Like they get, they get, they get the screen time of celebrities, they get this weird respect about them. I know you're like, I mean know you're like an internet guy,

you did a bunch of videos, like a bunch of goofball videos, but I'm just happy that somebody who is not a politician is running for something, you know what I mean? Exactly, that's what people love. That's one of the drawing factors to me. They see me as an outsider, clearly an outsider, and I'm gonna to be the voice of my district.

I'm going to be up, if I, if I, if I, if I, when elected, I'm going to be up in there, just calling out the Democrats, just telling them how it is. I'm sick of seeing a lot of, there's a lot of, you know, are we allowed to cut on this show? Absolutely. Absolutely. There is a lot of pussy Republicans that are not backing Trump that are not saying what it needs to be said.

There are a few that are doing a very good job. I want to join them in doing that job. But I mean, it's frustrating just watching this all go down like Eric Swahwell constantly calls me a Nazi on Twitter. And he's constantly called for the country. He's used to that with no evidence. Yeah. I just want to be in there and just be like, Eric, how stupid are you? I want to say that on the house floor.

And I think people will respect that because that's how they feel. That's what everybody wants to tell these people. Are you stupid? Yeah, I'm so tired of like how people, how politicians talk, like they don't talk like human beings. I would give anything to just see another Congressman and go walk up to another one or get on the mic going, are you guys fucking retarded? It would be so great.

It would be so great. Stupidest shit I have ever heard. Three hours ago. Three hours ago. Not one question was directly answered. It's incredible. Exactly. Exactly. I'm looking at your Twitter thing, Sean. It's incredible. Exactly, exactly.

I'm looking at your Twitter thing, Sean, look at it. Everybody look at this. This is Joey's like congressional turn. You didn't have your, you didn't have a picture of you in a suit looking off with like looking off purposefully away from the camera when you were just doing prank videos, right? This is a, this is a politician term. I put my phone on a photo, you talk politician term. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That, that, I took, I was in like a photo, I was doing a photo shoot for the campaign and obviously because I'm a local celebrity, I'm a, I guess

I'm an internet celebrity all around, but mostly locally because, you know, I'm a hometown guy. I ran into a large group of fans. Yeah I saw it shaking hands and this was one of the mid-sentence photos of me shaking hands. Does that look professional? Shot, you mean his profile shot? It actually does. It looks like a LinkedIn profile shot. Right, yeah. And then I saw this tweet made me, I don't know why this made me laugh because it's such

a politician thing to say, police officer,, Pio, Malkin lost his life in the line of duty. We have to remember there's people who risk themselves every day for us and we're incredible lucky to have them. My condolences to his family. I think, I don't know what you're doing.

I think it's so long. I gotta act. Oh, Congressy, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What are you gonna do? No, Staten Island. If I'm right, Staten Island has a lot of cops and firemen who live there, right?

Yeah, a ton. So it doesn't surprise me that it goes more conservative than anywhere else. Yeah, yeah, it's super, it's super mega. Anywhere you go, you don't got to be afraid to wear this. People will be giving you high fives all over the place. I went into a vape shop the other day. Now, I don't buy vape. So I was buying this CBD joint.

And I went in there and I was in a suit and a bunch of guys were like, lose a lot of people in there. They're like, why are you in a suit? I'm running for Congress. And they're like, they all look at me. They put the pro Trump. I'm like, yeah, they're like, hell yeah. And the whole place was like freaking out. I've joy that I was pro Trump running. Yeah. What are you going to do? Are

you going to fuck with other congressmen? Like honestly, that's with your background of making prank videos. All I want to hear is how you're going to fuck with other people in Congress. Yes. That's going to be a good one. That's the thing is I feel like if I prank a OC, she'll just try to assume me or something or label it a hate crime. Corresponding or something. It's a harassment. Well, I definitely want to start a friendly prank war with another Republican.

Yeah. When it comes to the Democrats, maybe I'll try some little things here or there, but. At least try to fuck her. AOC. That's what I was thinking too. Have you seen our boyfriend? No, I was younger to him.

Yeah, he looks like, I mean, he looks like, he looks like he'd want that to be honest. Yeah, he'll watch. He'll walk out of it. I'm gonna add a friend. Yeah. Um, I think it's, I like a future of internet celebrities running for Congress.

This is weird for me, because actually, for the first time, I actually, it's going. I actually met you, Joey, a few years ago. Oh, did you? We tried to film a prank video with that bass master in a hotel room and none of the pizza guys, I was the guy chained up to the bed. Yeah, I was going to say, I have that picture somewhere still. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait, not being used because the pizza guys out here are just not phased by crazy shit like that. We kept trying to freak them out, but then, we had to tie it up to a bed like he was a sex dungeon. Yeah. This is what I used to do before I got hired by other people. Okay. Joey, I remember you did the Trump car smashing video, too.

You know the one I'm talking about? Yeah. Where it was, you parked a car in the ghetto with a bunch of Trump stuff on it and then filmed a bunch of black people smashing the shit out of it that turned out to be a hoax, right? Yeah. You faked that. Yeah.

How do you explain to voters? How can you get them to trust you again after stuff like that? That's what I want to know. Does it matter? I am somebody who is extremely well at creating fake news. I've turned a new leaf. I'm no longer faking news and I'm using my expertise to expose fake news. I called out Jesse Smollett the first time I read it. I mean, from somebody who knows how to perpetrate fake news, I can expose it all. I was at a perpetrated fake news. Yeah. I was an expelling. I was an expelling. And it's just a video that I did on YouTube.

I mean, it's been, that was made in like what, 2015, 2016. It's been a long time since then. I'm a prankster. And the thing that I don't actually get into too much, there was actually a lot of truth in that video. Yeah. One was a car. One of the guys that was doing it, he was actually a Trump

supporter and he took me to this side and he whispered in my ear and he's like, do he's like, don't tell nobody but he's like, I fuck with Trump. He's like, just don't tell anyone out here because it would be no good. Don't worry, Kanye, I got your back. I remember that. And then when the kids were beating up the car, people were yelling out the window, yelling, get it, get it, like cheering them on. Because it was a truck. So there was a sliver of something,

you know, of truth in that. I mean, it obviously was still fake. I'm not making excuses. But I don't really talk about that too much because I don't want to make excuses for myself. It's better just to apologize and move on than try to pull what that governor did when he had blackface and he tried to wallow his way out of it back and forth.

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You can find anything I did. I mostly got hit with 99.9% of the things I've ever did. It's not nothing. There's going to be new these attacks. I mean, I've done a lot of extremely offensive things. Like I've dressed up in a KKK hoodie, but the joke was I had, I had a podcast for a very short time. And the joke was I was interviewing my first black guest and people were calling

me racist. So you just, I mean, just play into it. So the show started out with a cold open and I'm just sitting there as KKK. And it's going back and forth to my, my black guest, my good friend. And he's just like staring at me. And it it's going back and forth to my black guest and my good friend. And he's just like staring at me and it just keeps going back and forth until he jumps over the table and it just cuts, you know. Yeah, so please stand by. Can't even make fun of racist anymore. And you can't have fun, they can find a racist.

They just think you racist then. Yeah. What was that? You can't have fun making fun of racist anymore. They just think you're racist. Yeah. You can't make fun of the KKK. You can't do anything.

Yeah. The black guy called in a couple was a couple of months, a couple of races anymore. They just think you're racist. Yeah. You can't make fun of the KK. You can't do anything. Yeah. The black guy called in a couple was a couple of months, a couple of weeks ago who said that he's not allowed to like make fun of his own blackness anymore. Like he's not allowed to do his black guy. Yeah. Yeah. His people give him shit. He's like, if I can't make fun of, he said white people give him shit. He's like, if I can't make fun of me being black, what the fuck is the point? Yeah, you want to take that away from me too? Yeah. Um, Joey, how's your polling? There's no polling numbers done yet, but I've never met a Nicole Mali attackist supporter.

It's like trying to find bigfoot. So I mean, if I'm doing my own random survey, it just seems like everybody I talk to doesn't like her and supports me, so I don't know if you wanna base that polling. Now, do you worry about possibly the career, the professional politicians, being able to manipulate things and turn things,

get things a little fucky, you know, no matter what word on the street is, you know, what happens behind closed doors or, you know, what not could screw you? Like they're not gonna show it like a... I'm prepared for something like that, but we live in the Trump age now. So whenever stuff like that goes on,

I hope they try to scream me over because they'll just go to my benefit. I have the voice, I have the power to say, this is what they're doing, this is how they're trying to get me off the ballot. This is what they're doing. This is what they're trying to sabotage me. And I have the voice to get that out there. And it will get out there. And people are gonna realize like what they did with Trump when everybody on the left and even on the right were coming at Trump when he first announced it made people think, maybe this guy's got something to say.

What are they trying to take him down? He's an outsider trying to wean out the corruption. They're obviously all in cahoots to take him down for some reason. And if that same thing happens with me, people are gonna realize it. The best thing that came out of the Trump's presidency is people open their eyes against the corrupt media, the corrupt politicians, the corrupt system, and they act against it. If the media says

vote for this person, people won't vote for that person. If the corruption is trying to take down one politician, they'll vote for that politician because they are going against the tide now. Yeah, it is. I think you have, I love your, I love your prank videos. You like them even more knowing that they're fake because people are too stupid to always suspect something will fall for it. Well, then yeah, it's rampant. It's a, nobody, that's what I'm saying. I mean, I think the satire, nobody gets humor, nobody gets satire, nobody gets sarcasm.

Yeah, well, they don't even suspect it. They just, like, when I'm a show, like, oh, black guys beating the shit out of a Trump car, yeah, I need to see that. I need that see that. I need that to exist more than you do. Are we used to do a podcast with a guy named Maddox who believed every single prank video he ever saw? It would always upset him

because it exposed him for how stupid he was. Yeah, he brought it in as a problem, prankers. Yeah. He probably would have hated Joey, like he probably knew. I assume so. He were your Maddox. Is he a YouTuber? Maddox, he probably would hate it Joey like he probably yeah Is he is he a youtuber? Maddox he's a he's a writer. He's not really a youtuber. He's an old one of his books alphabet of manliness. Yeah Hold on I might know him you might know him. Yeah, you might oh

Well, that's weird because like he he did that whole thing on prank and I was filming prank videos at the time So I knew what he was talking about he would hate Joe my point was he played the book fuck whales. Yeah, yeah, he did that whole thing on prank and I was filming prank videos at the time So I knew what he was talking about he would hate you my point was he spiked the book fuck whales. Yeah, yeah, he did that guy Yeah, I think we're talking about the same Maddox. Oh, oh Let me see his Twitter. Yeah, look at his Twitter. Yeah, we can't let's probably put it on rank Everyone in this room Yeah, yeah, I'm friends with him. I was on his show and I think we were talking about that very I'm friends with him. I was already showing. I think we were talking about that very thing. Your friends with him. Tell him, ask him where my $290 is. That guy, that guy sued me. Oh, you don't, you probably don't know this story then. No, he got a

politically different version of it. I'm glad to keep up. Maddox, okay. Maddox sued me, my real-life company, Patreon, a customer service rep at Patreon who he'd been trying to get me removed from Patreon for like half a year. And he was talking to this guy, a comedian who works on my show, the comedian's company where his real-life massive PR firm, a Weber-Shanewick and the New York p r firm uh... and another comedian he suit us all for half a billion dollars because we met because we wrote a comedy album called cucksmus carols bald headed lies about him he's suit us for half a billion dollars last year did he was at a joke no oh my god joey oh wow it's, it's the funniest year of our life. Oh, no, they got, they

got laughed out of court. His lawyer, uh, his, right, Maddox's lawyer is ruined. He hired a lawyer who had a, a DUI interlock device on his car because he got so many DUIs. This is a guy that he convinced to, like, he full on, Maddox full on thought he was doing the world a service of Mitzvah by suing Patreon to get me removed from the internet. And it blew, it totally blew up in his face. I'm not surprised you wouldn't know about that. None of that came up weird. It's great. You got to look. Okay. Anyway, what are you going to do if you get into Congress? I really hope you win, but what would you do if you got in there?

What is your day? There's not really much a Congress person could do. I'll be voting in favor of a Republican conservative agenda Which was about the war stuff What about what about war stuff? What's your thoughts on fixing the boat in the Middle East that every congressman wants seems to want to do You know what fixing the boat and the boat in the Middle East that we never stopped dumping money into the war and wherever it because a boat is just a huge hole. Yeah, yeah, I mean, if something comes up, I mean, at the end of the day, it's not running for president. I'm if a bill comes through and I got to vote, yeah, or nay on something, then that's

what I'm going to be voting for. So I mean, the, the person who comes along and I think we should get out as much as we possibly can. Yeah. It's just where we are throwing an insane amount of money into there. It's insane. But we also got to, we got to look at everything at the end of the day. I mean, because you know how these politicians are, it's never black and white. Like, example, in New York state, the New York safe act, it's a restrictive gun legislation. And they put, obviously, in like the first lines

of the website and the first details of it saying, this gun legislation will take the guns out of the hands of criminals and mentally ill and nobody who should have one. And it's like, okay, yeah, I guess I'm totally on board with that. But then when you go all the way down to the bottom and between in the middle, it's like you need a key lock to take your magazines out or restricts magazines. And it's the most restrictive gun legislation.

So when you oppose it, they're just going to be like, oh, you want criminals and it mentally ill people to have guns. That's all right. Just don't like everything else in your stupid ass bill. They twist things like that. And that's why nothing gets done. They can never just say, okay, let's start with this one thing. The Democrats are the best at this.

They'll start with something that everyone could agree on, and then they go into their lunacy. And then when you don't agree with their lunacy, they frame you as someone who doesn't agree with your moderate headline. Yeah. Yeah. If people had headline skimmers, they don't get you have you read down to the body. You can't read the article anymore because you locked out with your fucking ad block. You can only read headlines. They just passed a law in California where you can California where you can only buy the number of bullets. They restricted ammo. You can only buy the number of bullets that you've convinced a woman to get an abortion.

That's a real law that they, you got to get them to sign off. I mean, you can forge it. Get it notarized to sell your own risk. Okay. I'll be fucking with that. Yeah. I can't, I don't know. What would you do if you got in there, Sean?

Oh, I have no interest in, you have no interest in running for politics? Absolutely not. It's a fucking cesspool. Joey, if you do get in there, you gotta do me a favor and try to resurrect the amendment the first. It was the original first amendment

before the freedom of speech shit that limits congressional size districts. I don't know how the limits the freedom of speech yet, uh, that limits congressional size districts. I don't know how the limits the size of congressional districts. I don't know how we can get that back, but I think it, I think not having that real first amendment, uh, destroyed, destroyed democracy in this, in this country. Um, yeah, I want to look into that. I mean, apparently they're going to be expanding the size of my district soon, uh, to cover, get, you know, more of Brooklyn, which is going to be more Democrat size of my district soon to cover more of Brooklyn, which is going to be more Democrat.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And after this election, this district might be blue for a long time. If we can't create a movement, it's going to be blue for a long time. And I am creating a massive movement. I got, I purchased a phone, specifically from my campaign and I put the number all over my Twitter and I tell everybody, just text me your name and where you're from. And out of the thousand contacts on here, I think nearly 200 of them are from New York

from this area. And I just got the phone a couple of weeks ago and I used this messenger software to send out messages to people. So as this contact grows, we're going to be able to start a movement. Once I have a few thousand people in this phone from New York, from Staten Island, from Brooklyn, from the city, and we are hosting events, that's a good way to mobilize people to start a movement and spread the red wave throughout the city.

You got somebody in your district is in the chat right now. He says, Malia Takas is a dumb cunt. Malia Takas. Yeah. Is that that's her name, the person you're running against, the line up? Yeah. That's from Grand Admiral Fuckface. He says, he says she tried to run for mayor a few years ago.

Grand Admiral. A Boomer mom central. Got the support of the Navy. Yeah. Grand Admiral fuckface. Well, I love that because I think Trump always wins no matter what because even if he pisses people off, like they're still engaged, there's nothing people love more than getting emotional. The people I see talk about Trump the most are the people who hate him. Well, of course, it's like a people who listen to Howard Stern in the 80s. Yeah. You know, the haters listen a lot longer than the, they, they, they're disciples.

Yeah, I think you could do that too. Just with your, with your whatever social experiments. Well, you guys, you gotta see the, I didn't want, I was gonna tweet this out today, but I was like, we may not tweet it because I don't want them to catch on. Yeah. But I'm assuming not many of my haters are really watching this right now. I didn't want, I was gonna tweet this out today, but I was like, let me not tweet it because I don't want them to catch on. But I'm assuming not many of my haters are really watching this right now. So what happens is whenever I reply to Trump's tweets

or anybody's tweets in general, the haters spam me, just spam me with Nancy and BS from my past. And it's the same thing over and over again. It's almost like they're Russian bots. It's just the same over and over again. But they'll send it hundreds, if not sometimes thousands of replies. That pushes me to the top of the reply list. And now Trump supporters see me. They like, they follow, they donate, they read. So the haters are pushing me to the top, and once I'm at the top, then the people who support me seeming.

Yeah. I'm sure Twitter is going to, I'm sure Twitter is going to stop that from happening soon. Oh, they'll just take you on. Oh, I think all the social media sites are going to manipulate the next election. They don't want Trump in their own. Big time. I don't see how they can. He's just too funny. He just like.

That's the thing is, they tried to do it once before and it blew up in their face. It'll blow up in their face again. They're gonna try to, because it's the thing, that's their mentality. They're all socialists that work at these things. And the socialist aspect is the top, pretty much controls the bottom.

And they believe they're at the top and they wanna control the bottom. And they wanna do it through the information that they're sending out to people through the bias at their sending out to people they don't believe in a free market. Yeah, they're making trillion billions off of a free market but they don't believe in a free market they believe that they're the curators of the world. world. Yeah, I saw I saw Bernie's video was he wanted to take some of Jeff Bezos's winnings Amazon winnings he called them not his earnings his winnings and use them to use them to pay for high quality childcare for every family in the country. I thought well why why would you why won't you wouldn't you just pay the mom not to work like why do you need to pay somebody else to take care of the kid?

Why do you need to take someone else's money to pay for somebody to take care of a kid so that the parents can go out to, it doesn't make any sense. These Democrats, they just want to create, they need to create a dependency to constantly get votes. Once someone's dependent on them, they got them as a voter for life. Yeah.

And they need a boogie man. Their only boogie man is the rich people, the evil rich people, the evil Jeff Bezos that gives you extremely cheap products and an affordable rate right to your front door. The deliverable. The deliverable. The right to your right. Like it. I like it.

I like it. I changed it to the front door, ain't your guard in next to the sprinkler. They'll drop it off. They can drop it off at this fucking desk if I needed them to. You know, paper straws, are you against those? Is that a, the plastic straws? Yeah, no, the paper ones. Paper ones, how do you feel about those?

I think a business should be able to sell whatever straws they want. Amazing. Amazing. The banning plastic straws is just ridiculous. And it does, it does nothing because people use the metal ones and the metal ones are even worse for the environment because people use them once and they're gross.

They're fucking gross too. The metal ones are gross. These are my hard hitting political questions. Yes. Petaphiles, are you pro or against? No. I'm against pedophiles. Against pedophiles.

Okay. Good. I mean, that might screw you over. Defendative. Defendative. A lot of the higher ups might be involved to that. So that might screw you. Yeah, I just lost all my support from big donors. Second amendment, do you think I should be able to build a nuclear bomb in my garage? Do you think that the founding fathers would have?

No. I can't say lines with me. I knew it. Right now. I knew it. Yeah. No nuclear bombs and Dicks base. Okay, here's a tough abortion.

Abortion is a hot topic. Do you think that time traveling to the past and preventing two people from getting together is the same thing as abortion? Do you think that's covered by Roe versus Wade? Damn, that's tough. Yeah, that's the tough one. That means, would you supply was almost aborted?

Yeah, that's true. All right, Joey, thank you for, does anything make you a rage? Anything make me rage? Yeah, yeah. I ain't talking about that. And confidence like what? Just go walk outside, dick.

Just borderline incompetence. When someone can't do their job, or they're just so much, when someone's just so dumb and such an idiot, like mostly almost all these Democrats in office, you just wanna just shake them and just be like, are you dumb or are you manipulative? Because the thing is you can't tell what these Democrats is,

some of them are just flat out stooping. Other ones are other ones, or a little little bit smart and they're purposely manipulating. Some are just dumb, like Eric Swalwell. It is like a sweet spot of stupid. I feel like you got to be in there. Nobody could be smart enough to know what they're doing and stay sane for enough to have a career in this world for so long. They're in their own bubble.

They just lose touch with reality. They're, you know, big donors are giving them money. So they owe money to this. They owe favors to this person, favors to that person. This person gave you 100K because they don't like Trump. This person gave you 100K and it conflicts with something else

and they're just all over the place. They have too many people to appease all the time. Oh, you got any political groupies out of this? Any chicks? There's a lot of chicks, believe it or not. I believe it. Politics is power. I believe you get a lot of hot chicks coming out of the wood.

Don't send them dick picks. Don't be like what's later, Anthony Weiner. Post your dick publicly online. That way you don't have to. I think it's all over the internet already. There you go. You're covered. Can't get in trouble sending dick pick. Oh, it's online. That way you don't have to. I take it all over the internet already. There you go. You're already covered. Can't get in trouble.

Send a dick pick. Oh, it's public. They can just look it up. Sorry, public, yeah. What's been your favorite prank video? Man, I was the Ebola prank. Which one is that? I terrorized New York.

So when there was an Ebola outbreak, one person in New York got Ebola, that you're wearing a run a ball of them. I got it wrapped to say center of disease control. I got hazmat gear and I started driving around town. God, that is funny. How could you not want that in Congress? How would you not want that in Congress?

I don't even care what his platform is. So fucked up. It's so funny. Take all the guns. I want that thinking in Congress. I need a supervillain Congress. Now I'm so fucking tired of these point dexter's getting in there. You know, guy with a sense of humor and some balls for God's sake. Come on. What's your price? How easily would you be bought if you were in Congress?

I don't need to be bought. I make I make a lot of money doing my own personal business. I don't, I put a lot of money into my campaign. Hey, if a big donor wants to give me money because they support something that I support, I'll take your money. But if a big donor wants to give me money because they want me to support something, they can go after themselves. I wouldn't have ads on this website. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good website. All right his website. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, all right. Oh, wait, one last question. When you piss, do you go, do you pull your dick out over the waistband or do you go through your fly over it? Who the hell goes through the fly? I can't buy it. I take everything back.

What do you, through the fly? What do you think the fly is for? That's what it's for. That's for quick jerking. What? Quick. No, that's when you go over the waistband. He's for quick jerking. What? No, that's when you go over the waistband. He's just joking.

Of course he goes through the fly. Well successful people go through the fly. Just say you do. Do you wipe standing up or sitting down? I stand up. Yeah, me too. Yeah. How about you?

Dude, I got a bidet. Fans sent me, listeners sent me a bidet and it changed my life. Have you ever used a bidet? No, I'm not, I got a bidet. Fans sent me, a listener sent me a bidet and it changed my life. You have you ever used a bidet? No, I'm not, I don't, I don't like things going up my butt. Try it, try it. I've gotten to the point where I like to use it while I'm shitting. So if we were to donate to where, you know,

would you use a bidet if we donated to your, you know, Canada to see maybe sent you one? Could we get you on the bidet? You want to send me a bidet to the campaign. Yeah, maybe a little money. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. I don't know.

Is that a bribe? Well, yes, just use it to bait. Just be it's not a bribe if you're open about it. I think. It's true. I mean, I don't want to sell out. I'm not a sell out. I'm not.

Okay. All right. Tits are asked. Garden Hose. Which one do you like? Tits are. Matt fuckface is asking. Tits are asked. Garden host. Which one do you like? Tits are asked. Matt fuck faces asking.

Tits are asked. I think I like more when a girl is like slim. Oh, skinny. Yeah, when you're in Congress, can you do something about all the fat girls that are around? That's rough. Yeah, you need to crack down on obesity. We need the properly. This school needs to properly teach healthy eating and fitness

because all these physical education classes, gym classes, all bullshit, they just let you go and they throw you a basketball and you play basketball. That's it. They're now actually teaching you anything. Yeah. Well, Congress will need to be fit and the conscious. I mean, of what they're eating and what they're putting into their body. And they got to learn them and they're young because you know, I have fat kids that I see. Just they'll dance and be happy from McDonald's. I'll see them at McDonald's and they're just like jumping in their seat happy, jumping, clapping. I'm like, that's bad. I mean, I come down to the parents. We got to crack down on the fat kids. Well,

Congress, Congress takes in a lot of money from big snack cakes. Yeah. I mean, there's definitely every gym and health teacher I had was severely overweight, growing up. Really? Yeah. So it was real, it was like really fun. Like my first gym teacher was huge. Only one gym teacher that actually took the job seriously and once a week actually brought us into a classroom and properly taught us about healthy eating. I was like, wait, I was like, I'm a senior in high school. And this is how gym class is supposed to be.

Like, yeah. I didn't get that. I got a fact I just didn't pay attention in high school. Uh-oh, I think we're losing Skype. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Oh, shit. You can hear me?

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Very good. Very good. I hope he wins. I don't know if there's a chance of him winning. That'd be fun. That was fun, man. I don't know if the bigel boss is calling in or not. All right, this is from Shane Mitchell. Sneaky Sean, nobody seems to have brought up my theory on Sean backing out of the ball inflating bananas

So here's my opinion and the episode before you did the ball inflation You tried to hype up another guy first before going to hype up, Sean sheepishly agreed to try and pressure the other guest into agreeing. Were you trying to pressure Vito into doing it? The episode before? Yeah. You could hear it in Sean's voice that he was going to back out,

but I believe he had your back in a small way by attempting to get a partner to do the balloon ball adventure with you without having to do it himself. Oh, that's because I said, oh yeah, like that. Yeah. And then Vito goes, oh shit, like, well, got a, I mean, you're trying to pressure Vita with peer pressure. No, do you think my brain works that fast? That's what you would say.

If you're, if you were trying to peer pressure, there's no way, give me way too much credit. Uh, we need too much credit. Weenis Pileumson says, can you pee in your own mouth, dick? When I was a kid, my piss back pressure was next level. I used to be able to piss over an eight-foot tall fence and fill small water balloons with ease. Jesus. Wow, he's pissing in water balloons. Now I'm 35. Tonight I was in the shower trying to relive the good old days

by seeing how high I could get my stream. I am staying in a hotel. So if I'm ever gonna pee in a ceiling now's the time to my disappointment I don't even get it up to my head level. I couldn't pee in my own mouth standing up if I wanted to how fuck are things that Your version of the good old days was Over your head. Yeah, and then like your midlife crisis is that you can't pee into your mouth anymore like how fuck does this guy? He could piss over an eight foot tall fence as a kid, no way.

Does it even matter who's in Congress? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? What? What? Eh. Eh. Given my previous prispow, excuse me,

given my previous piss prowess, it was disappointing to discover. Am I alone in losing my velocity with age? No, of course not. Can you piss in your own mouth? Can Sean, how about other dickheads? I can't piss in my own mouth. I don't think I can.

I don't ever remember trying. I would assume I cannot. My prostate is so abused that it just comes out like glue. God. Like, like, like, snot. Yeah. Okay, here we go here. Dick, this one's called Dick Moralizing.

Dick, if you could address the following concern of mine on your podcast or answer whatever I'd appreciate it. The curiosity's killing me. I don't understand why you get so hung up on certain words like the F-slar, the T-slar retard. Last episode you corrected Ariane when she called a T-slar an it. Okay, he needs a sat, or he needs a joke tag. He needs a, oh you mean like, quit a tag. The joke of embracing a cultural movements

sarcastically, just to hurt people's feelings that I do. You think he needs a little reminder of that? Yeah, yeah. Don't ever come from where they think you're coming from, you shithead, it goes against both your macho image. That's very macho to run around using slurs. On the phobic slurs, Sean. Macho man did it all the time.

That was his finishing move. That was his finishing move. Yeah, yeah. He was on the top term buckle and then you know, say that word and then say the word that you can't say. You can't say. And everyone was going, ah, all over. And it's against both your macho image and your free speech stance

And hating on pussies Oh, man, who get offended man how dare you not go and live up to all the bullet points right down the line of it of exactly Your who you are are you macho or not. Yeah, it's say retard. Yeah, retard. Okay, all right, check it out. You're a man, as it turns out. As far as I understand it, you'd be perfectly happy if it was back in the 90s, where the F-sler was almost as common as fuck.

It was way more common than fuck. Oh yeah, I was a teenager in the 90s. I hate to use the word, but it's cringey every time you take a moralistic stance. What moralistic stance? I mean, I say it's very, very literal. Well, it's funny that like one that using or not using a word just out of like, you know, general decency to like,

maybe people you know or gay, maybe people like, that makes you more or less of like a man or yeah, like it's oh yeah, well, if you're a real man, you'd say the unword and like not apologize for it, you know, is also you don't want people like clip it and then play it out of context and it comes back to bite you. Oh, you mean like I don't I'm well aware of what happens like the consequences of actually, I want to avoid those at all costs. Yeah. So take that. Free speech is going to fall on whether or not people can say the N word online. I saw some fucking idiot talking about this is a young man's email.

It has to be this is a mom. This is a woman's email. This is a martyr's email. This is this is the thinking of a of a woman who wants to needs to die on every hill for every purpose. So I can't say, oh, I can't say my favorite slurs. That's it. That's it. It's not American, unless I can say my favorite slurs.

Moralistic stance on these things and it makes you look hypocritical. I don't fuck. The only people who've ever called me hypocritical, I have a very low opinion of their judgment. Have you noticed that? The certain is a certain criticism that you will hear, and every time everyone who levels them at you is, oh, you're one of those people. So you're one of those people who uses hypocrisy

as an indictment. The thing is, you can point to everyone on earth and find instances where they've been hypocritical. I'm hypocritical. I'm hypocritical. I'm hypocritical. On large things, on small things, on whatever, because not every situation is the fucking same either.

It makes you look hypocritical and like a pussy for caring. Though that's the last straw. Yeah. That's definitely looks that way from the side, from the side. From the, oh, yeah, from, as if Kami fell to me. Well, not from like outside, I think it is. As if Kami fornya is eating you up. Oh no. Slowly, but surely, you mentioned the Anglo sphere going nuts

and that's exactly right. Most of your fans from non-anglo countries outright hate teaselers and anything close to that, even if they are postified. So you should embrace them then. I mean, that's, you know. I just don't talk like that. No.

It's just they have a, words can't be powerful in deserving of respect and also nothing. It's like, oh yeah, the freedom of speech is important because words are extremely powerful. They're more powerful than the sword. The pen is mightier than the sword. And also, I can say whatever I want, it doesn't mean anything. If you're offended, you're a pussy. Those two ideas cannot be simultaneously held.

You cannot value freedom of speech and simultaneously beckflip in with it. That's just how I talk. I just use slurs all the time, deal with it. No, it means something. It's a, the words means something you shit with. That's why protecting them. That's why protecting,

that's why protecting speech in general is important. Cause they are fucking powerful. Yep, that's right. Um, I hate the free speech people that are only in, they're, they're four free speech just so they can say that shit. And it's like, no, this is like a little bit more important than you say. It's about ideas, expressing ideas. But they just want to say the end word without getting in trouble.

It's like, I can express the, don't worry, I can express the venom that you want there to be in these slurs when just about any word. Yeah. Even a thank you. I could put a lot behind that. Oh, thanks, you really nailed it. Better than I expected. The amount of the amount of venom

that you can put in even a compliment. I guess get better, man. Get a clue, come on. We're in, we in even a compliment. I guess get better, man. Get a clue, come on. We're in, we live in a society. Let's do what I got here. James Herons says, homeschoolers are fucking weird. Hey, Dick, I thought the conversation that came about

because of the news, babe, being homeschooled is interesting. Sounded similar to my experience. I was homeschooled for most of my school years. Went to private for eighth and back to homeschooled is interesting. Sounded similar to my experience. I was homeschooled for most of my school years, went to private for eighth and back to homeschool. When that wild RAs schooling experience, in and out and do whatever you want, just read the books, who gives a shit, your heart. My mom did the same thing when I got to a point in math

and science that she didn't know. She just let me learn on my own. She turned her focus to my younger siblings, skipped a lot of shit, ended up getting my GED test at the end of my sophomore year and finished high school. I have a similar opinion of homeschooling my own future children.

Bup, bup, bup, bup, there you go. It's interesting how many people do it. Yeah. You know, I don't think it's like that, the idea of it is not weird to be anymore homeschooling. Me either. Just seeing how shitty like a lot of schools are now. Yeah. Like, it's not that weird to me.

I'm sure there's weird people doing it. Like, hey, I'm gonna homeschool you. Here's the Bible. It's like, all right. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's like, okay, okay. Okay, let's see here. I got some advice.

Some people do it because they want to keep you from the evils of society. Yeah, that's see here, I got some advice. Some people do it because they want to keep you from the evils of society. Yeah, that's when it gets weird. But then it's just like, This is from Baldin Lenny Kravitz. How do I get come up with a girl I was seeing who ended the relationship like a humongous bitch. Oh, but she has to come pick up her stuff.

She cheated on me and has been talking shit about me behind my back. Throw her shit in the street. The fuck does it start there? Yeah. Send her on a scavenger hunt, spread it out like Jigsaw. Just text her, say you're getting your shit right now because it's on the fucking front porch.

Up to her, she better fucking get her ass to you haul real quick. But I still have her shit at my place, aside from putting the pickup date back over and over again, I'm looking for something awesome to really spice up this shit pickup. A girl picked up her shit at my place and I put another girl's underwear in it,

knowing that it wasn't hers, and she got really pissed about it. That's a good one. Leave shit out. That's a good one. I don't know what else you could do. I had a girl who used to come over my house. I had a girl who used to come over my house

to cheat on her boyfriend, and she got pissed that another girl's necklace was like on my nightstand. Yeah. She's like, you're seeing someone else. I'm like, oh yeah. Yeah, I am. Yeah.

And you can't fucking say it. And you're like, you literally seeing someone else. I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, I am. Yeah, you can't fucking say. And you're like, you literally cannot say, and it pissed her off so much that she, she wasn't allowed to be mad about it. All right, let's do the mat. Leaks. Okay, let's continue the mat, Leaks. Diane Pesos, you there?

Hello. Hello. Yeah, I can. Okay, we're halfway through the mat. Where did we leave off? I was a liar. Yeah, I can help. Okay, we're halfway through the map. Where did we leave off? I was a liar. Yeah, and he basically said, yeah, it does. You're a liar and then bring up as a no-brave for some reason.

Yeah. Okay, looked into your eyes. Right. Yeah, looked into it. Look into your back. Be a liar. Yeah, I'm sad. Yeah.

Did it tickle? Were you intimidated when he looked into your eyes? It does. You know, it's really, little liar. I'm saying. Yeah. Did you intimidate it when he looked into the eyes? It does. You know, it's really, you can't overstate how short and small mundane mad it. Oh, really? Yeah. So he's not like a big fat guy.

He's a small fat guy. He's small fat guy and his fatness is kind of testing the limits of how fat you can be at that size, I think. Because it doesn't go all over him. Like his arms are still incredibly... Not to violate some kind of like square cube law or something. Yes, he looks like femurial snap if he... It's like a photo, it's like someone took a really scrawny skinny guy and then used a

Photoshop filter just to blow up their core so that his arms kind of stick out from him and it's just the fatness is all located in his abdomen and his head No, does that make sense? Yeah, sure. I don't know what if that is a lie. It's like tweetl D and tweetl dumb here we go Really sucks when people exactly like tweetl D and tweetl Duh-huh. Thank you Sean lie about you on the internet Those are his exact words to me It really sucks when people lie about you on the internet. And I looked at him point blank, dead in his little beauty fucking eyes. And I said, yeah, I know.

I know. Oh, yeah. Right. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

Like if you're going around telling everybody on the internet that you're a little girl's father, would that be a good example of a lie that sucks being told about you I know is he Batman I know it sucks with people live out on your head. I know yeah I know. And sucks with people live out here on the internet. I know. Yeah. What an intense mother. Oh, God, it shit's going on in this guy's mind.

You're the Joker, there's fat man. Wait a minute, I thought we were cool at this point. Right. This is at this point. You gave me a big fat down. Wait a minute. I thought you gave me a big fat down when you came in and in his mind, he thinks, okay, things are cool now.

But when he found out they aren't, he's retelling the story. Yes, if it was never cool. So are you telling me that he, my eyes were beady? And then he had the audacity to say, are we cool now thinking that I know and that I have BDIs? He's very well aware that you were not cool with him. He does. He could tell by your beady little eyes, your beady eyes.

And he's telling me that this beady eyes right now. Right. Very threatened by the guy. What is a beady? I don't,ady eyes. Any talent to get that, those beady eyes right now. I'm very threatened by that. Yeah. What is a beady eye? I don't know. I don't feel cool at all. I don't know. Like deep, deep set eyes close to it.

I mean, I guess I'm hired as a job. Maybe George W would have beady eyes. Yeah, he does look like a little monkey. Yeah. Okay. Let's continue. Golem. It looks like the Pokemon Golem.

Oh, where he's all like a turtle. This a Pokemon called Golem, it looks like the Pokemon Golem. Where he's all, like a turtle. This is a Pokemon called Golem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. G-O-D-O-D-O-D-O-D that's the only Jewish there was an ex-files episode about it. That's all I know about it Here we go Because he's lied about me so many fucking times I'm gonna use to lie about it. Yeah, well, right? Oh, so I love the guy talking for a second. They're a little bit like not long much longer I always said to him is like I look I just want I, I said, all I want to do is just like make content

and like, look, I have to raise my kid. Like that's it. That's why I said, I just wanted to have a private conversation. Raise my kid and someone else's kid. Wait, has he had the kid at this point? I don't know. I mean, it plays as you know, what am I mad at? Genealogy or his family tree?

What? Yeah, I'm an expert. He's a filafel. Oh my god. He looks like he's best. No, no, no what? Yeah, I'm an expert and he's a fiddle file. Oh my god, he also has a spurs. No, no, no, I want to know. I want to know. I would be from...

No, no, because someone on KiwiFarms found out that right after they announced that she was pregnant, they broke up right. And then when they... Yeah, and then when they... both back together, she was like already pregnant or something. So the first one is not he's the second one might be my. He doesn't pay the bills. Yeah. What are they both born? Is the second one born already? Yeah, because he's talking about, yeah. Yeah, I think he was talking about that.

Yeah, I think he was talking about that. I'm just saying that you're the dad. Like, okay, here we go. I just want to know what, what kid he was referring to as my kid at that particular point. He told me family. He didn't say my kid, he said my family.

I mean, that last quote though, that he, okay, here we go. I shouldn't clear the air and be down with it. What should you do? know but work with the well yeah and so and and and

i gotta hear that again what was that i don't sound like that do i know i do drop-ins no no i have to re-evaluate my entire life go walk into traffic that i'm a and you know

what i've noticed about boomers is they communicate with memes just like us, but they only have like six or seven. And they have to tag them onto fucking everything that they say to signal to the other that they're about to communicate something. Well, if you love what you just stop, they're platitudes, they're saying,

no pain, no gain, happy fall, y'all. Okay, here we go. Raise my kid, like that's it I just wanted to you have a proper conversation clear the air and be done with it. What you do you double work it in your life. I hope that's good to get another get another take on that would you so you just kind of swallow the first part of that I mean if you're gonna say it at least be you know you know doing an English in case they run this in the States. You know, these guys wouldn't run into this problem

if they just went to church and went to a confessional like they obviously need. Yeah. Okay, here you go. Although I think dummy pesos is a priest. I secretly, that's my head cannon for dummy pesos. He works at like an orphanage and he's talking to kids like this all the time.

Even better. He's got a lot of free time on Sundays if that's the case. That's true. Well, maybe he's not like the Sunday preacher. Maybe works at a synagogue. It was all that Saturday. No. No way.

Dresses up as a golem. Yeah, who are you, babe? Yes. Here we go. Well, yeah. And so anyway, I talk to, I go to leave a few minutes later and dick is with other people. Yep.

In the kitchen. How did I see him as I'm walking out? And I said, all right, I'm taking off this one to make sure we're cool. Which I think, you know, it's a fair thing to say. Like, I'm gonna show you what we got. It's not a fair thing to say. It's not, it's not a fair thing to say.

Hey, we're cool now, right? Yeah, yeah. It's like you said earlier, it's true. This is like the Highlander rules, no fighting on Holy Ground. Yeah. You're cool in this moment, not in general. I mean, we're not cool. He does stupid things.

I know, but like, you're not gonna like fight the dude. Yeah, yeah. While you're there. Yeah. Okay, here we go. And it's later, and Dick is with other people in the kitchen. And I see him as I'm walking out and I said, all right, man, I'm taking off.

I just want to make sure we're cool, which I think, you know, it's a fair thing to say. Let's go, I'm gonna show you we're good. And he completely puts back on that mask or takes off the fucking, or his, when he was being up, the private conversation is the mask. From what I hear, that's the fake dick. Oh, I'm gonna talk to him.

I hear, he's been talking to Maddox. Yeah, don't you ever forget it you fat fuck that nice guy is the fake one The real one is the one you fucking hate you You stupid piece of shit the one that I have to talk to you and private with that's the mask. This is the real me She's a primal fear My fucking movie. I said a long time, but it's good. No, Ed Norton, like that was his breakout role. Yeah. And you know, at the end, it's he, he's this really mild mannered, like, you know, what is he like a decan in the truck, whatever he's gets molested by the priest and all the

end is he's like schizophrenic has multiple. Well, no, but well, yeah, and he, he creates this other character called Roy, who deals with the shit that that that Aaron can't deal with and and Richard Geer gets him off for the murder of a priest and his off. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he gets a man job. Do we want to quit it, buddy? Well, the end. It's 1996. The fucking movie if you haven't seen it, but it's like at the end, he drops a little clue and and and and and Richard Geer goes, wait a minute. Like that. Oh, he was faking being. And he goes, he weeks other time. So there never was a Roy. He goes, there never was an Aaron counselor. You know, like he's, yeah, he's a fucking psychopath. Yeah. You were warned, Matt. I know you're

gossiping with Maddox, like little Yentos all the time. I know you were fucking warned. That's the mask. Ken is the fake one. Mask or takes off the fucking, or when he was being the private conversation is the mask. From what I hear, that's the fake dick. It should be a lot of sense to be fair. So the strap on. Yeah, it kind of, yeah.

And so, let me just go, then it just goes like, he's like, I don't know. The strap on? And I'm like, I forget exactly what I said. I said, all right, well, I'm out. I just left. I did not say, are we? Hold on, tons of fun.

I said, no, where's Keon? Uh, he, he saw it. Oh, Keon was there? Keon was, Keon was right next to me. I said, no. Why would you think that? No. Let me hear that again.

We're good. And he completely puts back on that mask or takes off the fucking- Right, right. He was being- Oh, he can't decide what an algorithm is. Completely puts back on that mask or takes off the fucking I mean yeah, man, I'm like listening to you talk about how you need to make YouTube videos about Star Wars shit to support your family and I'm not pissing myself laughing. Yes, that's fake. That's fake. I think my only response,

my only response to you telling me that you're raising your family by making YouTube content is to say your family would be a lot better off with another man or dead. Why are these people? You're describing the most pathetic existence for a woman and your children in history

is that their dad and husband makes movies that nobody watches, makes videos on YouTube about capes shit for advertising revenue. That's pathetic. If I have any other answer than that or a response to you, than that, I'm faking it. Why did none of these people, like, why are they so above just getting like a retail job

and think, like I did it, I wrote you TV, I didn't work out, I got a retail job. You got a new job now. Oh God, okay. There's something. There we go. I can't talk to you. Is this entertaining for you, Sean?

Yeah, I'm okay. All right. All the sounds to be fair. So the strap on. Yeah, we kind of. Yeah. And so then he just goes, then he just goes like, I don't know, are we?

And I'm like, I forget exactly what I said. I said, all right, I'm out. Like I just left. Real cool. Yeah, I'm just like, no, I'm like, you know, you're just totally just like fucking, I just want to have a private conversation with Dick in order to clear the air because like,

to the point, I'm like, look, I gave Matt, I know Maddox, I'm friends with Maddox, I gave Maddox the benefit of the doubt I should not have done that. Okay, you know, that's a good thing. Fine. You know, and like the thing is, that's what I said, after I've met Dick Masterson and I've experienced his wrath and I've experienced it all.

Now I think Maddox is telling the truth. That's what I said after I've met Dick Masterson and I've experienced his wrath and I've experienced it all. Now I think that actually is telling the truth. Look, the lawsuit was dumb, but the intent behind it had fucking merit. Oh, yeah. That's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that happens to a lot of people when they get, when they, if they get their ego bruised all of a sudden, it's like, no, no, no, no, you know what, they were right.

He is, he is a fucking asshole. Oh, you know what? They were right. He is. He is a fucking asshole. Oh, you should have done. You were right about that. You should have done something about that. Well, they go running back to the familiar, you know, the region of truney is getting together to put a stop to me in my evil mockery. Oh, I got to hear that again.

And so he felt bad at first, but now he believes that... Like, I gave Matt, I know Maddix, I'm friends with Maddix. So I gave Mattdix the benefit of the doubt I should not have done that. You know, like in this lawsuit thing, fine. You know, and like... Why does he think it's like that every error is recoverable from? Yeah.

That you can recover from shit like this. I don't know. Like you just... Yeah, it doesn't matter that you're sorry, you did it. Yeah, I shouldn't have done it. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's what we're all saying.

Yeah. There's no coming back from this. Your, your job is to have opinions and you have bad ones. That's it. There's, you can only, you can, you know, I, this is a, you know, the, the stock answer, but you can only hope to not do something like that in the future.

That's all you can do. You can't, you can, here we are. Yeah. Right. So, yes. I forget, did he actually read the lawsuit when he did the video? I, I would find it, I would be surprised

if you do. Because I can see people who don't wanna believe it, tend not to get into it too much. I would say I can see him coming to that conclusion of he's just listening to one asshole. Like maybe he could have some leeway with that bullshit, but if he actually read the lawsuit and still made that video, like yeah, he knows exactly

what he, like there's no way. I probably wouldn't have understood it. If no one understood what he wants, he didn't need. What's that? But he was reading it when he made a video. Oh, he was reading parts of it. He made a video, he was reading it. Oh, yeah, don't fuck him.

And he could have zoom in on the evidence. He was like, oh, oh, I can't see the evidence, but I'm pretty sure Maddox wouldn't have done it. That's right. That's right. Well, can you believe that somebody is possibly that stupid? Like it is kind of inconceivable. Yeah. Like this, this, it can right. Well, because you couldn't believe that somebody is possibly that stupid. Like it is kind of inconceivable. Yeah.

Like this, this, it can't be real, right? I mean, he wouldn't actually sign his name to this. What a fucker. It must just be that he still agrees with. Yeah. Oh, fuck you. Yeah. I agree with the intent of Donnie Pesos to leak these.

I don't agree with making fun of guys who are raising other people's kids, because God bless them, we need them. But I do agree with the intent of Don May Paceous for making fun of them. Here we go. I'm going to play more. The thing is, that's what I said, after I've met Dick Masterson and I've experienced his wrath and I've experienced his audience. Yes.

The whole suit was dumb, but the intent behind it had fucking merit. Yeah, but it's not really a big deal that you did. What you did is the thing, is what he said. Yeah, I know. But Dick is a sociopath, dude. Dick is a psychotic. He's like, I know but dick is a sociopath there fucking dick is a psychotic. He's like Yeah, except you know nowhere near his clever. There's a reason why

He's experienced my wrath I'm a sociopath. Sean, psychopath. I could chew off your face and my heartbeat wouldn't even move. No. I'm a textbook sociopath. How do you feel becoming second place to Frank Underwood? I don't feel anything at all. I actually don't even have to move these.

Because I'm a sociopath. That's right, that's right. Do guys with, you're not allowed to make fun of sociopaths anymore? I am because I am one. Oh, I guess. I can say that. I can say that. Yeah.

But if I get Netflix when Infinity War rate came up, they're like, they got to protect the galaxy from a sociopath and then people were like, that's offensive. Don't say that. It's like, oh, okay. Lost that one too. Uh-huh. Guys, guys with no balls got together and decided to call other men sociopaths. Any kind of a man's soul.

Any kind of confrontation. That's sociopath. Yeah. That's not right. There's no room for raising your voice in society ever. I mean, what was sociopathic about what I did? Nothing. You got me in fat.

I'm in fat sociopath. Okay, here we go. How dare you. How dare you. How dare you. How dare you. All right. Wait, play that one again.

How dare you? How dare you? Who's that? That was that Greta Thumburg bitch. Oh, Jesus sounds like she's laughing around. I would be stick girl. Yeah, I'm just a girl. It sounds like she's laughing. She has autism. No, if you saw the video, it looks like she's crying through it. Really? Her face is all twit, her fetal alcohol face is all twisted up. Like this fence. No No she does. That's offensive.

I mean this is this is too far. I don't agree with any of the state that's being made on this show. It's got a spes- okay here we go. There's a reason why I think it went to know, why he's trying to suck up to Ethan Ralph and those guys. I'm sucking up to Ethan Ralph. Yeah, okay. Let's see where he's going. Let's see where he's going. I'm gonna hear him out. You might have a point.

Okay. I'm gonna put away my emotions, which is easy for me to do. Right. I think anybody, yeah, okay, here we go. His audience isn't necessarily growing. He makes a lot of money. He makes a lot of God. Yeah.

His audience isn't necessarily growing. That's the bad part. His audience has money. And he makes like 22 grand a month through Patreon. What the fuck? Yeah, go, go. But I love how man they get.. I love how man they get. I fucking love how man they get.

It's so funny. That's awesome. That was a genuine surprise. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? But he says, because he's thinking, how much am I making?

Shit, I am making shit. It's possible. You can make 22 grand a month on Patreon. How is that possible? That's why I earn. You're saying money, bitching about relarcin' every other week. What the fuck? Yeah, how is that possible? That's why I heard. You're gonna say money, bitching about relarcin' every other week. What the fuck?

Yeah, where's my money? Yeah. All right. Okay, here we go. I'm forward slash the dick show and look, I'm like, oh, I'm not kidding you, he makes that. What the things I could do, I know who's one of those things where I'm like,

I have no desire to ever meet Dick Masterson ever again. He's a fucking psychopath. Socialism is a fucking hell. He's like Sidious in the Flagas novel. Yeah, I'm like Sidious in Star Wars. It's the universe novel. What a fucking heart. Good.

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Oh my god. Make it quick, I need to go suck up to Ralph. Oh my god. Make it quick, I need to go suck up to Ralph and those guys. Because my audience isn't expanding. Oh no. Only 20 KM, oh I need more. I need more. Never a tomb, never enough. There's no sense in concentrating on the audience you have.

It's only about growth. That's only about growth. Both of thematics used to bitch about that too. Man, just give the people like you, what you, they want. Yeah, that's why you also can turn new people onto you as well. Oh, yeah, you know, it just worked. It just works if you just let him. Yeah. Yeah, Maddox, his second book, the on better than your kids, he did it on purpose. Like he made it so neutered and shitty on purpose because he wanted to appeal to, he wanted to appeal to an audience he openly had disdain for.

If you're talking to everyone, you're talking to no one. Yeah, he wanted it to be in Walmart and Target. I'm like, yeah, but do you, no, like I hate those people. What do you mean? Who are you making this shit for? No.

Okay, here we go. Cities. Cities is the emperor, right? Yeah, I fucking hate that name. I hate that name so much. But it's like in cities. Yeah, I know, oh Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus. They picked them themselves, don't they?

Like after they get to whatever. I guess he was vague in the original trilogy and then there's like, oh, you have this name now, sorry. Yeah, sucks. Yeah, okay, here we go. The complete fight for. No, I didn't know, I didn't know Dick Masterson, not at all.

I first learned about him from Izzy. I didn't really know who he was, I just think it was a guy. And then I learned about I learned about him more from Maddox and I've seen a lot more I've been to Maddox's house I have seen a lot of the stuff that a lot of people haven't seen that none of which came out during the trial or the, you know, I mean, I've seen the evidence. The evidence he's been sitting on, all the time. The 98% of the evidence that he hasn't let out, because he figured 2% would suffice to...

This isn't like a TV show, you gotta put that evidence out there. To like, wind shit, like, I just even for later. This was a test run. He going to have a test run. He's going to have a test run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

You're fucking thump dick. Right. I'm going to put all my sociopathie to the test for the new one. That was just a, yeah, little boy wasn't armed on that test run there. That's, uh, okay, I got to hear that again. Hey. And then I learned about, um, I learned about him more from Maddox. And I've seen a lot more. I've been to Maddox's house.

I have seen, I've seen a lot of the stuff that a lot of people haven't seen. So it's real cool. It's unfortunate. I know where the body is. That's the thing is, Dick needs to attack Maddox in order to survive. Like, if it's not. Yeah, yes I do. Because if we leave him alone,

he tries to fuck up my whole life. That's what happened the first time. Doing nothing, me doing nothing led to this. That's like, you've tried to move on for Maddox like so many times. And then he always brings you, it's always him that brings you back. It's always bringing me back. During spaghetti week, it was, oh, my real name, all this, I've got a ton more evidence, like, well, then now what?

Yeah. He's seen more stuff. He's seen the, yeah, he's seen the, you see what it is even in this private conversation, but did he go over to his house? Yeah, yeah, I see. So they had like a little play date or what? If he set out exquisite snacks, he's like,

he's like, okay. Now here we are at the meeting of the no dicks, the down with dick club. All right, here we go. Like, you know, if Maddox, let's say, does something that really elevates him up. And, you know, because Dick is in this world, he's in this podcasting world full of like, shaggy people.

And he makes a lot of money, but that's where he's at. That's his peach. You know, like, he's never gonna break out. Where do you, you never, where do you get it? He's gonna get it. What? You're never never break out of the world? Is that what? You're never gonna break out of the podcasting world, dick. I don't give a shit.

This is it. Right, I hate celebrities. I don't wanna hang around them. I like this. I like talking to dummy faces. I can't Ralph. I can't think of what's good about, you know, what good about being a celebrity, really.

Like, I mean, it's, you gotta pretend to talk to assholes like this. Like, I mean, take this, this is it. You're never gonna like write a book. Okay. You're never gonna be on TV. Oh, wait, you did it. You can have, there's a lot of money and no notoriety, you know? Like, I mean, it's, he's never gonna go anywhere else. Oh, good thing I have a fucking house then.

Yeah, she just live here. I don't like being, I don't like being this well known. And I'm a patron of fucking, you could go a lot of places apparently. I'm a spec in the scheme of things and I'm like, I spec's a little big. I wish I wasn't there. Who thought I want the money?

Who thinks like this? Ah, he's never gonna go anywhere else. It's fucking great here. Yeah. Yeah. People are constantly sending me funny shit. But was he saying like, well, if, if Maddox does something to elevate himself up, they know, she takes who are fans of this show, are funny. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Well, you have to have a sense of humor to, I don't think, listen, I don't think he knows enough about you. I think he thinks this is it. I don't think he knows enough about George. What do you mean, Tony, from heck, what was it? He doesn't know about like. What do you mean, Tony, from heck? No, this was it. He doesn't know about the other stuff you do outside of this. This is plenty. Yeah. But this is all he thinks it is.

It's like, no, there's more. This is, you know, he's already done the lawsuit. Yeah. He's getting on the lawsuit. Oh, yeah, he's talking about this. He's talking about the lawsuit. He's got funny and the deals with other people. Oh, it's not funny how people who are completely immersed

in this world project that onto like everybody else who's who's online and has any kind of a prey. It's like, oh, no, no, they don't do anything outside of this is their world. This is as big as it gets for them because that's as big as it gets for the person saying that. So it's like, oh, yeah, yeah. No, we don't do it.

There's no other ways to make money. There's no life outside the internet. There's, you know what I mean? Yeah. People think so small. Like, this is what I do. You got a treat as a sink and ship too. Like, this could all go away at any moment. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think a lot of people do that. I'll never consider this real life. Yeah. Like, I'm glad that I get to come on and and say things and talk jokes they used all from Yes, yeah, they've nailed me. I thought that was obscure enough for me to get away with

Yeah, it was such a clever joke. It was a pun the lowest form of humor and one that I make all the time Possibly come up with that on my own I think you ripped off the most popular like Saturday night show. Yes, because it's my secret favorite movie. Yeah. You're the second one that we, that we, that one that I didn't know about. Yeah, I don't get that line of thinking. Oh, well, you're, well, you have a house in a beautiful girlfriend and a successful show of

fans that you're similar to and love you and you can say whatever you want and you don't have to appease advertisers or anyone. And, but you'll never have anything more than that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're into like drop dead beautiful with a killer body, I mean, if you're into that sort of thing, then I guess it, you know, that's, but this is much a silver half, you know, it's like, it's just much I mean, yeah, I feel like, you know, that's a good point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, who wants that? He'll never be on TV though. I think that is openly reviled. I'll go home and have sex with my toad. I like that much better. I like to have sex with my boulders. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I let my girlfriend fuck they run. Very inappropriate. Yeah. It's very inappropriate. Please. Please. I'll tow it. But when you buy towing. I'll back it up a little bit. I was bringing up. Thank you for playing these on this show, Donnie Paceous, by by the way and not giving them to Ralph, not sucking up to Ralph by giving him all of this.

Yeah. Fucking that to Ralph. Like his show is fucking on D-Live when it was in. Yeah, D-Live. You can't even watch Ralph if you want to turn your phone off while you do it. Like if you wanted the screen to go D D-Live has to suck at worst app. I tried, I tried, and I was like, I can't do this. I like the Ralph or Torp, but it's like, it's too much work to actually listen to it.

And then one fuck up and it's gone. Yeah, it's gone. I try to listen to it when I remember, but it's so much harder with their fucked app. I know they're doing it on purpose too. Like the mods of the owners of DLive probably want like engagement or some stupid shit. So they don't let you play it while the screen is off, but God damn, it's annoying.

Okay, here we go. Yeah. Let's say it does something that really elevates him up. And, you know, because Dick is in this world, he's in this podcasting world filled of like shitty people. And he's, that's where he's at. He makes a lot of money, but that's where he's at. That's his peak. You know, like he's never gonna break down. Yeah, but he's in a good place to plateau at. But when you plateau like that, that means it's the only, well, you can only, at that point,

you can only just go down. No, you know, because he's still gonna be paying out like Southern employment taxes, living in L.A., making 22 grand a month is good, but he's gonna be paying out like self employment taxes living in LA making 22 grand a month is good But he's gonna be paying out a lot of taxes Oh no, you've been so into doing a month but there's taxes That's like a thought If I be fucking 22 grand a month, I'd be fucking set like holy shit Is there some amount that you don't pay taxes on? Yeah, I pay taxes. Oh, all right.

Is he not paying his taxes? Look at that. Maybe not. Of course he looks at this. He looks at this. Oh God, yes. And so 22 grand a month in L.A. Yeah, it sucks.

Yeah, that you were asking maddoze when I'm talking to you. I'm just not taking any of that. Like I've seen a lot of stuff privately. Yeah, right. So I mean, I told Mattis, I said, I don't agree with a lot of what went on. You know, like the impersonating the condent asked that person. I didn't like anything with that at all. I get that the matter.

And I think at the end of the day, like the lawsuit, I see why he did it, but I would have never done it myself. Well, there you go. That's it. Jesus. Well, now you say whatever you want, Matt will, there you go. That's it. Jesus. Well, now you can say whatever you want. Matt will never sue you. He just said it.

Oh, yeah, good point. You want to save that? You want to save that for later? I'm safe. I'm safe. You're on there. He says right here. You're on there.

He says right here. What do you think, Sean? About this guy. I don't know, man. I, I, I, I, he's, he's doing the lying and implying kind of, well, yeah, I've seen it. I mean, it's really bad. It's just, no, how come nobody says one thing?

What do you mean? Like one thing that I've done? Yeah, how come nobody names one thing? I don't know. But you've actually done. It's a lie. What have you done? I don't even know what they could even accuse you of.

Like, just being funny, make fun of someone. Yeah. The billboard thing wasn't even like real. You can't bring that up. I should make it real. Then they would have made me have something. You know what I thought about it? That's not illegal.

You know what I thought would be funny to do? Cause I've never listened to an episode of the Best Debate. I thought it would be funny to start from episode one every Monday, Maddox Monday, and do like a live stream of just listening to the Best Debate show and making fun of it with random people who wanted to call in. Yeah.

I don't know if that would be funny, but I think I'm gonna give it a shot. Okay. That was the episode is pretty cringey. Yeah. I mean, he promotes the channel I now work for and where your shirt's on. But Okay, that first episode is pretty cringey. Yeah. I mean, he promotes the channel I now work for and where your shirt's on. But other than that, it's pretty cringey.

I thought that might be fun to do. Maybe I'll give it a shot this week. I gotta release the uncucked solutions episodes. Yeah, that's right. Those didn't come out? No, I didn't release them. Well, there you go. That's what Monday, Matt calls me

in sociopaths like a path. Again, I don go. That's what Monday, Matt calls me associate paths like a path. Again, I don't think those two are interchangeable. Like, aren't they very specific? No, I mean, I think most of the community doesn't differentiate between them anymore. They stopped using, because they don't want sociopathism more updated. There's some who say there's a difference,

but most don't differentiate They better watch their mouth. I'm talking about us like that. All right, Donnie pays us. You got anything Anything that makes you rage? Oh I have these big rage a fucking field of files like Monday mad Fucking love a 15 year old black girl 13 14 some more in there Oh, when I'm fucking feel about the fucking police killed black people at the time, but Monday mat now one kill scheme Discastly Get off black people everyone will be happy right? That's true. All right, even Joe and Alex can support that

Okay, that appears to my face as thank you. Thank you for inviting me. I'll see you next time I call into Ralph to suck up to him. Yeah. I hope I see you there. Wait, doesn't, doesn't Maddox hate Trump supporters? Oh, yeah. Why is he friends with Joey Sal?

Cloud. Yeah, I'm sure. Okay, everybody, this is been the Dix show. I got big big bosses in calling in, I guess. Oh, that's a bummer. Yeah. Okay. This is the Dix show everybody. Dix show patreon.com slash the Dix show. Which I don't know why I'm plugging because it's plateaued. Yeah, only take it's never going to get bigger than this. The only thing to do is go down. Yeah. I'm glad I'm here. I'm glad I'm here to witness like this is the end.

This is the plateau. Yeah, I get to say, hey, I was on it before I went downhill and now Dick is just, you know, he's nowhere. Where can we find your stuff? I didn't even ask you what makes you a rage either. Is there so much of you? Oh, okay. Yeah, I got, I got a rage.

Okay. I think you guys brought this up recently. You're afraid of getting like stabbed in the eye. Yeah, very. Yeah. Okay. So that was like one of my biggest fears. And I saw the movie Demolition Man. Remember when Wesley Sipes was the guy's eyeball on an animal?

Yeah. Yeah. Scard me as a kid. Oh, scared the shit out. So I have like this on like I really that stuff really freaks me out. I hate it when it shows up in movies. And then I fall stuff. Yeah. And then a few years ago I stabbed myself in the eyeball on accident. No way with what? I went to scratch my head. Oh, you got yourself in the, you know. I went in way too fast. Oh, it did it. Scratch a cornea?

Yeah. It didn't heal right for a year. Yeah. Because the cut was so good. Oh, God. That went, when it would start to heal. Yeah. Like my eye was a little dry, my eyelid

would just rip it open again. Whoa. And like the, that's why I bite my fingernails. I had to go to like so many different doctors to like try and like get this thing to work. Yeah. So for over a year, I would just wake up and pain. And living out my worst fear.

Every single day, it was like I got stabbed in the eye. So now it's gotten even worse. So by the way, the solution to wear one of those sports, like basketball god glasses, they got right. I should. So yeah, like finally year later, a doctor fixed it by stabbing it some more. Like it took me because it was, it just wasn't heeling right. So he cut it like a different way.

So it would heal better. Oh, so I brought this story up on our show, Rental Reviews. It's a mask. When we talk about demolition, man, like, yeah, I got a eyeball stabbing like fear and it became real and the smoothie was the star of it. Ever since then, every week I get like 10 to 20 private messages from fans, which is images of eyeballs and stuff. I didn't see the movie fucking bright born that the evil Superman movie that came out.

So many people sent me the trailer, the scene and the poster that shows the girl with the glass in her eye. It's non-fucking silly every week. I keep begging you that, like, please stop. It's not funny anymore. My dad said that the Lishyan in to knew, I forget. No, get the life into my mouth. Yeah, I had to watch that in my whole life, he said.

I had to watch that in college, it's too late. And he told me that when I was a kid, and it's scarred because then I had to go see it. Like, well, thanks, asshole. Now I'm scarred for life, he said. I had to watch that in college, it's good. And he told me that when I was a kid, and it's scarred, because then I had to go see it. Like, well, thanks, asshole. Now I'm scarred for life too. Yeah, so it's like the, it was my worst fear, and then it came true. And this isn't even like, oh, I conquered my fear.

It's like, no, now I'm just, I'm just, no, now I'm just even more scared. I spent my whole life and then it happened. So that's what makes me rage, stab-dible. God damn, there you go, sir. And people who shake your hand when they have a cold, that's a pack of these. Oh, Jesus yeah.

All right, this is, I need a lawyer. Oh, this is I need a lawyer by Hayes and Cruz. Here you go, then we'll do some voicemail. Okay. Oh, I see. I was from Footlet. Yeah. I was in this play.

I did a terrible job. We didn't even talk about Rob Lowe. Oh my god! Can we get into that? Yeah. I didn't get to go. I forgot to ask you about Rambo also. Yeah. Let me gain a white knight to defend all the country

Late at night on Twitter I get on and tweet a lot I need In a lawyer, I'm holding up for a lawyer till the end of the night He's got to be loyal and he's got to be brave and his bark can be more stand and fight I need a lawyer I'm called enough of a lawyer to take land to his place He's got to be smart and he's got to be tall And he can't ever rule blackface He's with blackface Oh my god, the Trudeau blackface, so...

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I'm holding out for a lawyer till the end of the night. I got a message from Chris the Kiwi here that he sent to a woman on a dating site. Oh my God. Oh my God. All right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right.

All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right.

All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All right, all right. All I'm gonna, so it says, hi.

What do you do two minutes later? I think I vaguely remember talking to you. Did you say you did a social work course? And then seven minutes after that. Yeah, I remember you all right. You arranged to meet me, gave me a fake number and never turned up. I hope you get what's coming to you, you black bitch.

If not, douse your body with petrol and send your body back to N-word land. You, I can't finish that. Black, P-M piece of shit. Oh my. So he's not having a good time at the dating scene. How did you get that message? He sent it to me. Oh my God. He sent that to you. Yeah, he sent me. That guy is so fucked.

Like, oh, yeah, this is something I should send to someone. Okay. Oh, man, you think Italians are bad. Let me tell you about white people. But a specific type of white people, it's the white people that when they go to another country and when they come back, they pronounce that country's name as if they were a fucking native.

Oh, where will you speak it? Espanya. Well, I was out hanging out with my family in Paraguay. Go. Thank you. My dad's from a romantic bar. Barthelona. Yeah, in Blandtia. Yeah, in Blandtia.

Also, our Italians don't like, is that what the guy is saying? Yeah, it's, you know, I know, I got that too. Yeah, yeah. I got that too. How do you say Matsurella? Matsurell, you ever do that? Matsurell. My dad's like from Italy.

He'll say like, He'll say like, Moose Arrell. Moose got another weird twist to it. Moose Arrell. Yeah. I think he's only said, Atalio, but he's like talking in Italian.

He never, he's never like, yeah, when I was in Italian, no, he says it'll be. Yeah, yeah. Cause he's speaking English. No. All right, Deck, you know what makes me a fucking rage? People who miss hear you and then they say, oh, I was gonna say, oh, I thought you

said, Pete, fuck, you can't cook with P.O. was gonna say what? What were you gonna fucking say? I was gonna say what I said, you fucking this herby shut the fuck up. What were you gonna fucking say? You weren't gonna say anything be shut the fuck up. What were you gonna fucking say? You were gonna say anything shut the fuck up Fuck it. Oh You're gonna go to the grocery store. I thought I was gonna say I thought you were gonna blow to the grocery store Shut the fuck up. That would make sense Because here I was thinking that you were thinking you were going to blow to the grocery store.

God damn it. Show and tell, show and tell every day all day. I think it's Horskark again. It's gone, it's the way in that chick that told her boyfriend to kill himself. I live in New Hampshire, which was uh... which is right about that so it's all in that case because uh... i she's criminally liable i hate to say i really really really defend freedom of speech uh... i don't know you don't hate speech should be fucking against the law honestly um...

it was to me when she told me back in the car which you you did cover that Yeah, I'm back in the car. It was okay To me that just it made me feel like she should be liable in some way was right after you did it She posted like about Antisuitized stuff she was like oh She's all fucked up. There's always no Are you telling me Sean that a woman? Did something I mean she's all fucked up. There's all, there's all, there's all. Did that kid live with his parents or something? Are you telling me Sean that a woman did something? I mean, she's all fucked up.

She's all fucked up. Contradictory. He's all fucked up. But I was like, did he live at home with parents or something? I don't think they ever met. Okay, if he was that manipulative, they should have known and just like, she, what do you mean? I mean, if he was that easy to manipulate.

He's like manipulated, yeah. I feel like the parents should should have like limited his phone We all are just what I so told you what's going on with your kids Yeah, I was like, hey, so what's that girl telling you oh get in the car with the okay? Maybe don't do that maybe delete that girl's number just like so she was just kind of not right in the head No, and I pose that's criminally laughing. It was not right in the head I mean if he's told it was like a retarded person to, go touch that electric fence and the retarded person did that. Like, you know, as fun as it would be to live in a world where you shouldn't be criminally

liable for that. Like, the retarded person didn't know any better. He's not a retarded person who is suicidal. Uh, may not be in the right for a while you're not easily manipulated into something but well yeah uh... excuse me please this casino got me all drunk and I lost all my money can you send a swatting over to get back to the uh... i mean i know it would be funny if they just kept it but i support freedom of speech and choice i'm just saying that i want to do over

because i'm a child play the jellies because Manip has gone for a little moment and we don't have any dirty that does it anymore. Anyway, go fuck yourself. Okay. This is how I talk because I'm from blind single fuck yourself. Well, if I kill myself, somebody police at that guy is it's his fault. Well, Hey, DeGaishon.

Hey, it'll make me a fucking race. Hmm. The, uh, when you go through the drive through, especially McDonald's, they're the ones that are the most guilty of this shit. Mm-hmm. You order like one small little fucking thing to do in front of you, sit there for 10 goddamn years and then you all take you to go

a program for the site how about fucking no no get your ass out of the way you fucking food you're not ready you fucked up with that first one you're gonna try and make your numbers look better oh i got it on the driveway yeah but the counter-resets that's why they fucking do it numbers of the

the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the I'm not getting it. Didn't fucking ask for anything specific. Didn't go all kind of good. Can I get onion burger with no onions? But with extra onions. That's real.

It's just fucking ridiculous. Fuck you. You have a clock going off in the back. It's going off. Yeah, turn signal. Oh, yeah, you're right. Turning around the world. It's going around the world to the left. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't want to fucking. Whatever. Just pull over. Move your car to the side. Fuck you. Let everyone else get their food. How hard is it?

It's not a scam to boost their numbers. They just don't have your fucking food ready. Yeah. Okay. How about Andrew from Eugene, Oregon? He's always good for, you know, coherence about 50% of the time. See if I got a coherent one. You know, I guess I'm the idiot here. Let me think about it. Remove the names and labels and become an autistic idiot like me, right? So, the way I see things from my weirdo and same perspective of mental illness is that, okay, you've got a chick

with blonde hair and braids screaming and pounding on a table yelling at people. Okay. Okay. Um, how is that different than the not? Than what? No, he lost weight. Look, the than not. That's what I said. And you put up like a, a, you end flag and it's the same fucking thing. All of your friends are, you know, one control and we're still listening to people who are pounding on desks and screaming. And that's what's so fucking higher than that. That's why they say, Ray, you look, I don't care. I don't care about any of this shit. I got too much other stuff to worry about. But it's always my fucking mind sometimes.

I do that a little bit at a second times stop a thing about things like this. Like for example, we will never, as a species of people, we will never, ever move past listening to people that scream and like bang on the tables and act like fucking movie ticks and whip up mob into friend youth. It's the way we are and I think I guess the goal best all to take from it is at least it's funny at least it's funny right it's funny why can people think they're doing a good thing they can't fucking change oh but some people from 4chan Fort Chan wore an angled shape surrounded by light red. So those go to the Nazis.

The people that have no say in the Nazis interactively shunned and get stuck with every new and poor citizen. The people in power that control everything and everything you do. Those are the good guys. The people and people who... Redirect, which the only kind of redirect, they're all out doing that shape. The angle of the match, control, but you can't, you cannot say those aren't enough.

You just say, it's the fucking, it's the fucking fat 16 year olds and four kids. Yeah, it's the in cells. It's the guys who can't even convince. It's the guys who can't sell the easiest product in the world, dick to women. It's the guys who can't convince women to fuck them there. They're the powerful organization that we have to be afraid of. They can't even get to step one.

But Nazis really did ruin that symbol forever, didn't they? What? The swastika. Yeah, it's been around for fucking thousands of years. It was a symbol of peace or something? For like three years, probably. Yeah, it's used in all over Southeast Asia. I worked at like, Pier one for a bit.

We had like a thing with that symbol on it and we were told like, by the higher ups to destroy all the problems. Right, they ruined that. And it's like, no, it's a ruin the chapel. The symbol itself is only offensive if it's on a white circle and a red flag. Outside of that, it should be fine. Yeah, that chick is out of control.

That Greta bitch. How dare you? I have to see it. You haven't seen it? No. You want to watch it? No. I'm not there in people like this.

I can't anymore. My message is that we'll be watching you. Okay. No bill of peace prize. What? Nominee. Sorry, nominated. We'll be watching you. That's no bill of peace prize. What? Nominee. Sorry nominated. You'll be watching you. No bill piece prize.

Right. And that's kind of long. I don't know where the how dare you stuff is. I think it's where the end. This is how dare you pretend that this can be sold with just business as usual and some technical solutions. Yeah. This can be sold with just business as usual and some technical solutions. Yeah.

With today's emissions levels, that remaining CO2 budget will be entirely gone within less than eight and a half years. Oh yeah, wow. I guess we're really in trouble though. There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today because these numbers are too uncomfortable and you are still not mature enough to tell it like it's horrible to be able to do it. If you believe that, it's way too late.

The eyes of all the future dinner. So fucking stupid. No, she's ever, so what do you, what do you, what are you gonna do ever? Like there's no we, there's smart people who are capable of fixing problems, and then there's just you. Who contribute nothing.

You contribute nothing to the world. If you're lucky, you'll contribute something to a man someday to start a family, but otherwise you have fucking nothing to do in this conversation. You got no stake in it. You're fucking little puny little brain. What does she want?

She means nothing. Would it fix it to destroy all industrialization? Okay, go to war with China. I mean, is that what we're coming to kill you? Is that what we need to do? Or in eight and a half years, it's fucked. Like, what do I don't know? How drastic does it need to be?

I don't know what the solution is. No, it does. It's always, I'll just stop doing it. Okay. Well, the kind of world runs on this. You can't just stop doing it. Here, wait, I have a good graph about this. Hold on.

Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of stats for that fear thing. Here is the majority of teens feel afraid and angry about climate change. I don't know maybe this is Maybe no one cares about this, but I'm way too, but there we go. That's a lot better This is this is teenagers who are afraid. No, not not thinking about afraid of it. That's a 57% are fucking afraid of it. Yeah 52 angry wonderful Mm-hmm. That's right. I thought that in cell thing was a big problem

because of their anger. They're ungrateful. Yeah, apparently there's a lot bigger percent of the population, teenage population are in cells. Guilty. 42% of teenagers feel guilty. This is, well, that's a new religious left. Yeah. Well, that they're brought up being told that they're doing bad things, but don't put the plastic water bottle. Don't like, I understand that because it's fucking older people telling them their pieces as shit if they do that. Uninterested. 20% you're the real heroes.

Amen. Here is another interesting stats for you. Let's see if I can line that up. Or are we second now. It is total emissions. Okay, here's the funny part. Total emissions, nine billion from China. I thought we were ahead of India, but five billion from the US, two billion from India.

They don't say what? Half of this is shit. It's feces in the street from India. Russia, 1.4 billion per capita emissions, China, six and a half, CO2, whatever, tons of CO2, I don't know what the scale is, this is the news. United States, 15 and a half per person. Of course, triple.

Yeah, because we're, yeah, triple. I don't, yeah, I guess it's obvious though, what the India 1.5.5. So India is about 10th. India uses a 10th of what we do trying to use is a half. And we're going to go over there and tell them how to, how to, how to live. Teens rank climate change compared to other issues. Health care, 78% the economy, 73% guns, 64% climate change, 61%. I guess it's just what they talk about on TV, you're in.

Yeah, yeah, actually. Racism isn't on there though, that's kind of surprising. Yeah, yeah, I guess. Or just social, you know, social equality or... Yeah, fuck, we didn't talk about the genderless dolls. That's a thing now, too. Yeah, Mattel came out with genderless Barbies. I had some funny quotes from that article.

We missed a lot. We still haven't talked about Roblo. Didn't talk about rape either. I had that on here. Wow, it's a shame we didn't get the rape. Oh. Yeah, Mattel has gender neutral dolls. about rape either. I had that on here. That's just a shame we didn't get the right one. Yeah. Yeah. Mattel has gender neutral dolls, a doll line designed to keep labels out and invite everyone

in. Sean, I found an interesting survey to go along with that. So they have no private part. So they're not anything. They just look like, yeah, they look like nothing. They don't have broad shoulders or anything like that. They don't have tits. They just totally make them androgynous. They look like Lego men, except their dolls.

Yeah. Like a fucking doll. Yeah. Here was the interesting survey. I don't give a shit about these dolls. But here was the interesting survey part. This said most Americans see value in steering children towards toys and activities associated with the opposite gender. I didn't,

I would have never guessed this. This is to steer them on purpose. Yeah. It's purposefully steering young, it's purposefully steering kids toward activities of the other gender. That's weird. I don't know why you purposely do it. Yeah, yeah, that's how that's- Not letting the kid like just see what the kids interested to. Heartless.

Yeah. Tell them to do the other one. This is what the question was. A person saying that it's a very, or somewhat good thing for parents to encourage blank to play with toys, participate in activities, typically associated with the opposite gender. What the fuck would that mean for boys?

Like what would be an dance class, encouraging boys to go to dance class? I mean, there, yeah, maybe something like that. That's what I can think of right off the top of my head. I mean, if a kid wants to do it, I think it's right off the top of my head. I mean, if a kid wants to do it, I think it's more, but maybe, because in the past, they would probably be discouraged from that.

So you think that's what everybody's taking that as? Like, don't discourage them? No, I think that's what it should be. Yeah, that's not what they ask me. I know, I know. That's what it should be. All adults said 64% said that. I don't know if that means force, though.

You know what I mean? Like I think you might be taking it as forcing. I mean, it says encourage it. So that means you're saying, hey, maybe you should, I see that you like your connects and your legos. Maybe you should check out tampons. Okay.

Right? Yeah. Yeah. So now what they're saying? Oh, yeah. 64% think that young boys should be encouraged to go the other way. 76% think that of Americans think that young girls should be encouraged to do boy shit. I mean, you're stuck with that your whole life. I'm always encouraging, even as an adult, you have to encourage women to do, like, pay

for shit, you know, and get get there, get their act together, brush their teeth. Republican's 47% are Republicans. Things that boys should be encouraged to do. Girl things, 80% of Democrats. Oh, that seems right. Pretty surprising. I would have never guessed that.

Maybe it's just the way it's worded is wrong to me. I don't see that as like a big like controversial thing, but like if you're forcing, I know some parents will take that as like encourage means, oh no, no, you're going to, you're going to dance class or you're going to go do this so that you can see how the other, that way you can empathize with the other side, you know, like in it, but there, there's probably not a whole lot of choice in it. There's always going to be a percentage that do that kind of stuff. Like, kids who are forced to grow up vegan, or, you know, where it's like, that's, you know, rough man.

Sorry. Like parents turned you into a pussy. Yeah. It's, you know know what else it is? It's also like girls, it's a girl activity to criticize other women for how much they like to suck dick. That's what, that's something you could encourage a little boys to do.

Like make fun of your friends for all the dick that they suck. Good. All right, here we go. The girls shouldn't have other girls for that? I don't know. No. Who did I just play? Oh, this for that. I don't know. No.

Who did I just play? Oh, this one you got you guys won't like this one. No, away. No, let's do this police one Then we'll finish it off with a McMaster suit. Hey, what's up, man? David from Thinkton, New York. You know, next year's age this morning It's Bullwickers Fucking white people who think that no matter what, we should respect the police. It's fucking ridiculous. Because they're fucking power hungry boomers with a fact that they couldn't make it in

a military, so they decided to boss around the local populace. And it's retarded that they get a gun and shit. And then, and the traffic stop making like fucking shoot me because they didn't say Simon say like yeah, you got it That's true Jesus shit. What the hell is shit? Who is this? Who is this? Hello?

Yeah, he's just, he has a just, you know, bagel dude, king, Chris. Oh fuck, bagel man. I didn't know if oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh uh... so you lost your you lost your social media today did your management company fuck you over or what i don't know what details about it the only thing i do know is that i voluntarily left there due to a bunch of reasons and then uh... my editor who's gonna be an investor into the company under the guys i was with yeah

decided not to invest for certain reasons on the zone and uh... due to that the management company that i was under out of spite changed the password a lot this guy might edit a whole work with now a lot came out access to the uh... really changed the password so he couldn't get

content those motherfuckers basically what happened they they kind of did a scummy thing. Yeah, they did. They turned it into the angry bagel. It's not nearly as good. No. Just stupid, like whatever.

So I... Some chick was posting on it too. Yeah, I'm here. Some chick was posting on it too. She left like a... She was playing a voicemail that you left her laughing at it. It's not funny. I don't know if you know her. I don't know. He's got with her a bad way. I know. I know. I told her about Chrissy Mayor. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, Carl talks about her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that was a while ago. I've since then called and apologized to

her and spoke to her. Okay. You were going to fight Lenny Dykescher too. That didn't pan out. Now he had some other stuff you had to take care of. Lenny's had a lot of things to take care of over the years. He's no stranger to the no stranger to the law. You know, he's fighting now. Who are you going to? uh, i'm really not interested in the whole boxing thing anymore, dude, i uh, you know, first of all i was more, i was more, it's a wrestling and uh, you know, i was more of a wrestling guy, but i'm into the comedy, uh, you know, we have the, my podcast coming out in uh, in times square called christmorgan says fd okay and uh... also i'm now bookable on cameo

uh... comslet christmorgan and uh... my cleaning company which is clear view cleaning but we're required about it contacting on the twitter thing christmorgan and many questions you guys need, your pokeings, my editor will answer you and we can go forward whatever you guys like. Oh, there you go.

What do you think of that little pigtail girl, Greta, talking to the UN, telling everybody they need to worry about climate change? You got any thoughts on her? Well, I'm sorry, say it, please. You got any thoughts on that little climate change girl with the pig tails that's saying how dare you to everybody? No, I don't think I saw that.

You didn't see that? Little kid telling everybody they need to. I've been busy men on the road and stuff. No, fill me in on that. Oh yeah, she's just saying that we need to stop climate change, I guess. That's it. You're really underselling it. I mean, well, how's the road been then? Have you had any altercations on the road? No, I almost want to do the one guy who was happy. Oh, do you travel with the Yankee bat? Actually, thanks for reminding me uh... no original uh... guys they uh... i went out to uh... you know you prefer to be right here you are

i don't care well there was other answers to my bad so i got i got to get another one i think for a minute yeah sure oh yeah what was your uh... what was your almost altercation about what today yet i don't know whenever you said you said you almost had to get physical with somebody recently uh... i was uh...

i was yelling so many because he's he's more of the book and uh... and you know i don't know what's freaking hit me so i was really i think i'm not nothing uh nothing worse than that but yet traffic obviously is coming home better than it was going there. So it was horrible going there. Oh yeah. No repeats. Nobody messing around with you while you're fishing or something. You got to go represent. Get in their face. Oh yeah, thank God. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, oh, yeah, it's mellowed. Huh? No, I said, okay.

Yeah, it's mellowed out. So, but you're here and not not too often at all, but, you know, I try to pick my battles now is the way I hang out kind of a thing. So, are you, do you have any thoughts about this Joker movie turning in cells into mass shooters? I love your rendition of the Joker, by the way. It very i watched a lot of joker uh... interpretations that you're with this one of the top all thank you and i've been doing that this is like twenty bro but you know what's ironic that you mentioned that and i just had i just had left an appearance

uh... at this bar and when i was going over one of the bridges uh... to go to sat nine when they had on the right the big animated tv promoting stuff and on the screen with the joker i like this is crazy how ironic is that it's very ironic why is that what is it i'm

well because i i made that that video with my call with the oh yeah yeah yeah that's right You do the video. It's ironic that the stand up, the stand up comedy with the face paint. So isn't that ironic that you're going to be on screen? Yeah, it is. It's really like that movie about that character has been around since 30s made it onto that screen. Are you prepared? If you go to see it, are you prepared to deal with any kind of active shooters that night might come in and be triggered by the movie

or or or you know you were i don't know what that happens that's crazy u.s. army is is talking about the army is prepared for it to run but but we say i think that right yeah uh... but I don't know.

Shit, man, we were just wrapping up. Do you got anything else? And I think we got a head out for the day. So I have anything else. I just helped out everything in the club. And again, check it out again, you know, the Twitter. It's been for a small bit. For small bit since I guess some so cool. And yeah, you says, hi, there's some stuff.

Cool. And yeah, thank you guys a lot. And we'll be talking to you in the future, man. I wish you guys luck, best. Yeah, thanks, man. I apologize for the shortness, but we've been here since like 11. We got to get these guys out of here.

I got to pee a little. Hey, that word again. Hey, that word again. Yeah. All right, what's that? I'm just fucking with the guys. Yeah. All right, what's that? I'm just fucking with the guys. But, all right, Chris. We're getting ready.

Good luck. Go get that bad guys. Go get your bad. Go get the bad. Don't forget. Thank you. All right. Let's see you.

Okay, everybody, I see next Tuesday. I missed that. What's that word? What's he talking about? I don't know. Is that word again? I thought you short. I said, I said, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.

All right, everybody. See you next Tuesday. No, is that word again? Oh, cut you short. I said cut you short. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Gotcha. All right, everybody.

See you next Tuesday.