The Dick Show - Episode 224 - Dick on the Preacher Man

Episode Date: September 15, 2020

Life or death with the LAPD, a guy with no inner monologue calls in, re-stubbing my toe, gender penis reveals, Sean on the miracle of life, women turning the volume up by one notch, the age of the edgelord preacher man, Lululemon sells #ResistCapitalism, California fire prevention vs. global warming, People of Color Cafes, the Walmart Farter eats hot wings before a date, finding your life-work balance at 22, a sexual assault training video, and Chaggot and Baked Alaska in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The disconnect between the statement that the LAPD, well, he said that the cops got killed in Compton, somebody just walked up and executed them in their car. No shit. Yeah. I hope we're not in a place where we have to say that that's frowned upon. But these days, I don't know anymore.

I mean, it's not something that I support. I mean, but I'm also, you know, I'm open to a good argument. Yeah. Okay, now let's hear the other sound. Okay, so that was the executioner's argument. It feels like, it feels like people are compelled to just say mindlessly, I hate that. Ah! Yeah.

Like, yeah, you know, that's murder. That's, uh, that's number one. Well, that's a thing that Moses didn't even need to say it. He came out, thou shalt not kill and people said, I mean, come on, yeah, come on, Moses. It's because, it's because society doesn't tolerate that. No, we would never tolerate a society in which you could just be walking down the street and somebody just shoots you for no reason.

That's why murder is wrong because it's a collective morality of society. It's not even something you have to put in writing. No. They only put it in writing so that they cover their bases for putting, you know, locking people up. Well, we have to say that if you do this, we deserve it. You guys write that down.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, he just kind of figured it was murder. Well, that's the technicality. He's off. That's something right, right. Yeah, you write it down and then people get a say it. Yeah, but you write it down and then it actually makes it less enforceable in some ways.

Yeah. We wrote it down so I don't have to say it. That's what I thought. Like we wrote everything down, and say, now the waste time. It's not just implied. I, yeah. It's like society, I just prove it as murder.

Society 101. So cops got murdered. Pretty, pretty remarkable hit. Guys, it just walks up bloom of shocking fucking shocking that it's on CCTV. That it's just like, well, I mean, it's just brazen. Brazen, just brazen. Absolutely brazen. This is what you see in a lot of third world countries

where like somebody's he's had a shop on the thing and then like two guys pull up on a motorbike and one guy just walks off and waste him nameless get back on it's like I'm from the Godfather. Yeah, he's walking up bam bam bam. Yeah, it's a dangerous society like I'm not going to pretend that bad. Fredo can't get his gun out and I can shake some falls in the street. Meanwhile, Corleone takes fucking five bullets. Uh, whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then he collapses on the front of the car.

Yeah. He tries to fucking Fredo tries to pull his gun out and he's like, oh, butter fingers. Yeah. He chokes. I'm trying to find their exact quote LA County. So this is, so they take the cops to the hospital, and the hospital and all the people are gathered outside saying, I hope you die, right? Yeah, well, yeah, we hope they die, chance like that, you know.

Sure, real model Americans. Right. And I, 100% believe that the system has failed them. Oh, I mean, these people are not, if you find yourself in a position where you're desiring to go down to a hospital and shout, I hope you die. Yeah, you have been, you have been, the system has ruined you. You find yourself in a position where you're desiring to go down to a hospital and shout, I hope you die. Yeah. You have been, the system has ruined you. I don't see any other way around it.

I mean, you are not capable of not making this. You were trained. You've been trained to do this. Whatever. It's hard for generations. Yeah, it's hard for me to like hate that because I don't even see it as a person. Like you're, this is, I mean, you're just kind of like bubbling out of the quantum foam here. You're a symptom of, you're a symptom of a lot of dysfunction

in a system that you've seen. You're seeing symptoms and expressions of a lot of things that have been wrong for a long time. Yeah. And then I see, oh my God. Wow. Then you see people around the country commenting on it. I'm like, okay, first of all, you guys, this will be great.

You don't really don't comment on LA cops and their relationship with those angiallinoes and Compton, please. Like, there's an entire music industry is built off the hatred between these two groups that you're like kind of cavalierly picking sides on. They've had a beef going back. The LA cops have had a beef with LA since they were founded since the night since the ought since the 1900s when they would fuck off when they would fuck over white people too. Yeah, it's not.

Oh no, the LA has an incredible. It's from Jake. Yeah, it's a very long and sorted history of of just corruption. Oh, go all the way up. I mean, it's the worst and hiding shit and control. They show a lot of them. They show a lot of that in LA confidential. That shit was real. That shit was real. How am I looking on this thing? And again, and I'm worried about saying this stuff because people are pissed. And then I see LA County Sheriff's tweet this and this is there's a part of this that is that hits so this

I like any or or Sheriff's Department sheriff's department. Okay, because Sheriff's Department are contracted But like they're county, but they're also contracted by certain areas. For instance, like the last I checked The Linwood area of South Central is patrolled by Sheriff's Department not LAPD Yeah, and here's the line. Here's the line that hit me, that the end of the killing joke, that Frank Miller, Batman comic, that I think it's very iconic, and at the end, they just laugh hysterically.

We did the movie on it. Oh, did you? Oh, yeah. Oh, you Batman 2? Yeah, all the nice. And it was one of those moments. You wouldn't get it, I guess, is the quintessential Joker line.

It was, their statement was to the protesters blocking the entrance and exit of the hospital emergency room yelling, we hope they die. Referring to two LA sheriffs ambushed today in hashtag Compton. Yeah. Was that, was the hashtag now? Okay, okay, I'll let that slide.

I'm trying to think like, Colin, no, no, here it comes. Colin, do not block emergency entries and exits to the hospital. People's lives are at stake. Yeah. And ambulances can't like the audacity to throw out, don't do what you're doing now,

people's lives are it. Like, that's kind of what they're, that's kind of what their whole deal is, man. Like, they're dying. And I know that is, I know that is not a favorable position to take, but like, if you're gonna say anything, it's like if you say to your wife

when she's losing her mind, like, would you just calm down, you're acting crazy right now? Yeah, yeah. Like, could you just cool it off right now? People's lives are at stake. Oh no, just beg, just beg, just beg, just say please don't, please don't, please don't. Oh, don't hit them with the chaser. Yeah, yeah. Huh. Oh.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Is it fucking mom? It's a fucking mom. Contraries going to hell, man. Hey, man, brother. Yeah!

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Hello dick. What's up buddy, thank you for not killing yourself. At least I can do. The least you can do for all of us today. I haven't killed anyone else either. Oh, well, that makes you better than some. The day is young. The day is young.

You might have a gender reveal party. Yeah. And burn down at the fucking state. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Good one. Good reveal.

And we don't even know, we might know, will we ever know what the gender was? Boy girl, boy all I know is that Trevor Noah decided to weigh in and say that it's wrong or sexist or something to have these parties because the baby doesn't know what gender it is and I begot, fuck, that's is and I begot fuck that's fuck haha that's actually that's fuck off that's actually kind of funny. I wish

he was joking they're completely like you know like completely negating the the baby's right to say wow how it identifies. Oh just I find that I find that funny. Have a dick or not. Does it have a fuck does it have a penis or not? But wait, there's more who released somebody released a genitals vagina is coming all shapes and sizes. Let me see if I can pull this up for you. Oh boy The gin is comes in all shapes and sizes. I mean some of them look just like dicks one one it turns out looks like a cock That's, that's where we're at. Oh God. Let me see if I can pull it up. Vagina, Vaginas coming all shapes and sizes. If you happen to be staring down the barrel of a vagina, that looks like, comes in all shapes and sizes. Don't panic. Don't panic, you are in fact dealing with a vagina.

I can't find it. It's very, it's very, it's as dumb as you can imagine. I can't even picture who this was designed for. No, that's not it, I can't. It's insanity. Here's what makes me raise speaking of California burning down. Oh good. The smoke detector, I'm ready to rip them all out of the goddamn wall. Oh, yeah, I'm ready to rip them.

I'm just smoky up here this morning. I got out of the car. It's it smells like smoke. It's so bad. It's setting the smoke detectors off in the middle of the fucking night. That's pretty sensitive actually. See it's not me. So I'm going so I'm I can't use my foot still like my foot is still fucked. I tried to walk around in the middle of the night two days ago because I've developed this weird habit. I don't walk down, it's just messing up with all of our rhythms in our brain. Everybody, everything. And I've developed this bizarre habit

when I'm drinking of kicking my girlfriend in the middle of the night. Really? Yeah, like I'll pass out and she says, I curl up in a ball. Like judo kick her and then start extending, you're like kick her out of bed. So she goes and sleeps in the other room.

I wake up and she's not there. She's going to master plan the whole time, right? So I'm all coming to fruition now. Yeah, exactly. So I get creep over. They creep over in the middle of the night. And I'm like, why am I sweating? And they're right fucking there. They're right there. I go to get her in the

middle of the night and I'm just so paranoid about my fucking foot. I have like, I have like Daredevil. I think I have the map of my house all laid out in my head. Half steps turn it, full steps turn into half steps where I, and there's all kinds, there's like stools with the wrong shape on them, like guitar stools that have prongs instead of things. I think I got it all mapped out, I go in the spare room to grab her and I kick, I fucking kick the reformer, her little micro reformer that she's got in there because they moved, they moved all Pilates classes outside.

And that's also, that's also new brand new. That's a new so you're not walking around. I'm not used to that. I kicked it right with my bad toe and just let out a fall like, yeah. You mean we're like with the birds and the on the horizon just take off women. Yeah. We're flying out of their hat. Women have become so fat without gyms.

They've been flying right. It cuts to like four different scenes during the yell, right? Yeah. I love those. Oh, I'm so glad I came here to get you. This is how much I love you. Yeah. I tell you what, I'm'm just gonna rip them out.

I mean, there's no reason, there's no reason that all 10 of them have to be barking. There's no reason for that, there's no reason for any smoke detector to be that loud. Just give me a nice fire, fire. Yeah, fire. We suggest you get outside. Please move your ass to the nearest door.

I don't know anybody who's gonna sleep through. I know there's people who can sleep through smoke detectors. I never heard of that. That's a Darwin. That's a Darwin issue. You're sleeping a little too happy. Burn back in the day. If there was an attack on the village or something, your ass would have been asleep too. So you're not good to anybody. Yeah, yourself. What was I saying? Okay, here's what they're more trouble than

there. Here's what makes me here's what else makes me rage. This when you're injured and people will ask you to see your injury, Oh, injury show and tell. Yeah. Because my foot is all fucked up still. I'll go home. I'm trying to hide it like I'm suffering the weight on the foot Just so I don't get that conversation just so I don't have to have the will had you do it like here's a card explaining if you see the front side of the card It's like a Joker. I have this laughing pro. You know, I can't control my laughter It's yeah, you know here is the front says how I believe I injured it obviously I don't know and the back will have a picture of it for you to peruse.

It's like, I'm drunk. Alcohol. Alcohol did it. Is this the intervention that I had 20 years ago? So now you can just actually, you can concoct a funnier story than how it actually was. You know, even if you actually remember, I beat, I heard it jerking off. I was in the shower really beating my meat as hard as I could and I slipped and just just stopped, stopped telling that story.

I think you're gonna say like a dog when you scratch their belly and their legs like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you kick the fucking shower door or something, you know, you're checking off so hard. You just were like, yeah, exactly. I was jerking off so hard in the shower. Yeah. I was beating off a dog and it got angry and bit me in my foot. Yeah, that's what happened.

I didn't see that one coming. Well, you brought up dogs. And then they'll hit you with the follow up. Well, let me see it. And I'm thinking, what is first, I mean, first of all, what, what are you, is this like a, the boomer tradition of looking under the hood of the car? At, it looks like an engine at a shielded like at a plastic

branded shield that covers up the computer that is the car. Well, that's the thing. Yeah, it's not your fucking. It's not your GTO You know, by the way you couldn't fix. Yeah, but even by the way, even if you could you've got no You need to wheel out one of those fucking, you know, $20,000 diagnostic machines that hooks it up and reads one of the 24 error codes that tells you what's fucking up with it. You have no shot at fixing this car. Here's my foot. Tell what's the prognosis stuff. Yeah. Do you need my, do you need me to fill out some kind of form or in, do you need to copy my insurance card? First, before you take a look at it, are you abiding by hip-up requirements?

Right. Before you take a look at this thing, it looks like a fucking foot. Yeah. How many foot injuries have you, is this like part of some kind of trick to get beat off material? What are you gonna see?

Tell me, you tell me what you're gonna see first. Right. And then, and I'll tell you if that lines up with what I know. I've seen it. I got a pretty good memory. Mostly sober right now. I got a good memory.

You tell me things you're gonna, well, is it gangrenous? No. Okay. Is it swollen? Yes. Well, then you got a hurt foot. That's a diagnosis in.

Yeah. Thank in. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, going out, you want to step outside and get a little wet and go, Hey, it's raining. That's my, I just fucking, yeah, what's wrong with your foot? It hurts. Yeah. You see it. Oh, you know what?

There was a, there was a fucking railroad spike sticking through it. Thanks for God. I was a, there was a bunch of tax on it. Didn't see it railroad spike sticking through it. Thanks for, God, I was a bunch of tacks on it. Didn't see it. And sticking in it. How did you, how did I, there's a fucking dreidel sticking in the bottom. I supposed to have stepped on it while I was haveling my Nagila last night.

Forgot to pull it out. It happens. Did I tell you the most embarrassing thing about the camping story when I heard it camping? No. The most, the most impotent and ineffective I was, this guy that was camping with us. He had this little, this Alaskan Husky, the Husky dog. Well, yeah.

Well, this is Siberian Huskies. I don't know why I said Alaskan. No, no, no, I'm thinking Alaskan Malamy. Because that's why. Well, but there are Alaskan Huskies. Oh, there are. There are more like muts, but there are actually, yeah, but I mean, these might have been. Well here's the thing.

Sean's animal corner. Here we go. Starting early. I was going to think early this episode. And a lasken husky is not really a purebred dog. There are mixes of dogs. There's some Siberian husky in them and stuff, but really all they're made for is to pull sleds.

They get, so they come in all kinds of, their coat lengths are different, their size is a little different, their colors are different. So it's really just like, that's a utility dog, probably what the Siberian Husky used to be before it just became like a designer show dog. So Laskin Huskies, they look different,

they've got a mixed gene pool, but that makes them better dogs. Well, this was, this looked like a dog shit husky. It was like small and it's eyes were kind of bugged down. Yeah. The guy, the owner, went to go pick up his Tesla, I guess, at the dealership. I don't know.

I don't know what the fuck was going on. I just make it up to the Asa Tesla or... No, he did. He did. Yeah. Cause he goes to pick it up kind of on the influence. I thought, what's really? Is this when you're coming back or like,

he went to go his test, he's just got a flat. And he went to go pick it up. And I'm like, didn't he do a little, I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did a little, he did a little, Stoku there, didn't he do,

I forgot what the word for it was. Well, not crosswords, right? Didn't he do a jumble? Didn't he do, I forgot what the word for it was. Not crosswords, right? Didn't he do a jumble? Didn't he do a couple jumbles before he left? But then I realized it's got, somebody said, well Tesla's got a self-driving car. It's a self-driving car. So he's gonna self-drive it back.

Like, what a trip, what a fucking trip that is. Makes you wanna get a Tesla, huh? No, no, no. You don't like that? Because if I died, if the car killed me, yeah. I mean, you don't like that because if I died if the car killed me. Yeah, I Mean I couldn't live that down Yeah, you could not live that down That's true like that's gonna be they're gonna have to make

Driving your car illegal because of people like me because I feel like I am gonna kill me If I'm gonna die in a car. I'm gonna to kill me, God damn it. Even though I've crashed two cars. That's so, my record is atrocious. I mean, you know, like everybody's. Yeah, but they're still going to have to make it illegal for people like me. Well, that's, yeah, like at school, it's going to have this kid decided to drive. Remember when they would wheel the drunk driving cars out into this kid drove drunk and now look at his car as a mangled mess? It's going to be the same cars out into this kid drove drunk and now look at his cars a mangled mess

It's gonna be the same car, but this kid decided to drive driving Driving kills. Okay, so he he leaves to go get his Tesla and he leaves his dog there and it's tied up and it's barking like a lunatic Yeah, right. He said honey We just pouring into your brain your brain straight through the bone. Can you grab that dog and like put it in the fire? I'll throw it in the fire, walk it around. So you're at the campsite. Yeah, I would do it, but I'm lame.

Right. I mean, I'm useless. I'm useless as a man. I'm useless as a woman. I would be more useless. I mean, I have less killing power than a child, right? Your gender reveal would just say useless. It would be nothing. Congratulations. They would? Your gender reveal would just say useless.

It would be nothing. Congratulations. They would just be the fire. He's useless. Yeah. Yeah. No color, smoke whatsoever, right? It just be the fire.

There never was a gender reveal party. Just somebody thought of you and the West Coast burst into flames. You know, that's not the first time that people have done that. Burn shit down doing the stupid gender reveal parties. How could it be the first time? I really hate those goddamn parties. I know coach, I feel guilty saying it, because I went to coaches.

Yeah, I know. God damn it. It has such a feeling of culmination, and then, okay, everybody go, it feels like a little league game. Like it's just done in six innings, and then you go home. There's no amount of like

if you're cock teased for so long about something you don't really, are you honestly, you honestly do care about, but you can't admit that you care about because it makes you a bigot, right? Like you have a preference, you can't, you can't admit the preference to yourself because you don't want to look disappointed when it's the other one. You don't want to have these kind of questions sitting, you don't want to sit with them it's the other one. You don't want to have these kind of questions sitting, you don't want to sit with them for two hours and then they finally give it and you're either rationalizing with yourself

and for being a bigot or, that was a load off. Now I don't have to think about that. It's time to go home. Yeah, right. There's no payoff. There's no payoff for anybody. And the people throwing it, stop.

Say it right when you walk in. Right when you walk in. It's a boy. It's a boy. Don't worry. It's a boy or I'm sorry. It's a girl. The people who throw it have to realize

that really nobody else gives a fuck. No. Nobody is as interested in your kid or your dog or anything that having to do with you. The gender. Yeah. Not the abstract elements of what is a child. Yeah, you just have to keep it. Yeah, not the abstract elements of what is a child. Yeah, you just have to keep it.

Yeah, you just have to know that in the back of your brain and you can't make it tone it down. You can't make it a little bit. You can't make it that big a deal. I can't. So that's congratulations. I'm going to tone it down. I mean, this sounds as cynical as you know what?

You can pick your cock, pick your cock the color it is. So I can, so I at least get to look at your penis. Yeah. Paint it blue. There you go. You and your wife go into the store, go into Albertsons, give them the envelope,

hold up a little privacy curtain, have them paint your penis, put your pants on, and then at the gender reveal party, your wife pulls your pants off. There's your penis is whatever color you got. I'll watch, that's something for me.

Yeah. Uh, you know, I haven't, I haven't had a kid. I'll watch, that's something for me. Yeah. Uh, you know, I haven't, I haven't had a kid. Uh, I don't have a penis. I haven't had a kid, but they, people talk about the, the miracle of birth though. Oh yeah. It's literally the least miraculous thing that you can do. Oh, why is that?

Because it's the only reason we exist to make more. Oh, you're being very cynical right now. It happens every fucking day. I know you're close to these, it's just, look, life worked. Life worked. Congratulations. It's awesome. Raise a fucking fine

upstanding little bastard. So he doesn't inconvenience me. Don't teach him too much. Don't teach him too much. He's gonna go the other way. And I love, I love the kids of my family who have had them. You know, like they're fucking awesome. But you got to, you got to realize that it's they're not the first of anything. They're just more. God. What a great is that yours. Birds in the bees. You sit the kids down and have that conversation. Look. Yeah. This is what really the easiest thing you can do.

Uh, and you quit drinking unbelievable. Yeah. So don't do it. What was I saying? So, so, ladies, girl, gets the dog off and starts leading it around and all these other dogs, it's warmed. There's a bunch of dogs. And reason we turn into a, it turned into gross dog camp. Yeah. And here's,

it ruined the, the ecosystem of camp. Oh, the goddamn, you know, once one dog comes, 10 dog, once one kid comes to the party, there's always that couple, right? Oh, can we bring kids like motherfucker, if you could bring kids, I would, first of all, I don't have kids. So you should have assumed no. I would have said, I would love you to, for you to bring your kids. I have a bunch of treats, I have a fucking clown and a pony in the back. I just can't wait for you to bring your goddamn kid. All of a sudden it turned into 10 dogs at dog camp. And here's the more fellow campers.

Yeah, neighbors, people see dogs and they're like, oh, it's dog town, here we go. Let's go fucking introduce our dog and have a big dog off. A big dog fight, maybe. The dogs chased away the chipmunks. Yeah. And the chipmunks were scavenging for meat. So now that all the meat was out,

the meat bees came, the meat wasps started swarming and attacking the camp because the fucking dogs chased away the scavenging chipmunks. So the dogs who were too, I don't know, not eating the meat because the people wouldn't let them eat the meat. Cause they don't want to eat ground meat, was turning it into beam dog central.

That was horrible. So, A's Girl takes the dog, she's walking it around, and all these other dogs come and the dogs start, you know, freaking out, wanting to play with other dogs. Right? Yeah, sure. So I said, well, just let it off the leash for a second. Let her play with other dogs.

Get it out of this second. That's a word that's what happens. What's the word, she goes, no, I don't wanna do that. I wanna take off. Ah, so this is just run around. Don't worry about it. So she goes, okay. So she drops the leaves, the dog goes, pew.

Yeah. I mean, like the leash still run into the ground and picked up and yeah, and it was like a starting gun. Bam. Yeah, dog guns. Don't streak. Yeah.

And she looks, I mean, why did you tell me to do that? I mean, I don't know. I didn't think that would happen. Right. Now, you think the dog, most dogs want to be around people. They might go exploring, but they know where they're supposed to be. I mean, that's kind of on you.

I gave you, I just suggested to do that. Should have run through the fire and then run through the forest. So it's, that would have been a way to start a fire. It's a husky as well. So it's running at about 10,000 miles an hour. Right. Forever. Forever. I did it. It's doing and I did a ride. Yeah. As a warm up. And it's not our dog. So fuck it. That's it. That's kind of what I'm wrestling with. Well, I am crippled. So and I don't care about the dog. Yeah. Well, well played dog. I'm just going to have a she takes off. And this

guy from the camp next door takes off to help her. And I'm like, well, if I just sit here, I'm gonna look emasculated with this other guy. So I better at least make some kind of show. Effort, yeah. Something for the effort. Tell somebody goes, no, no, no, no, no, we got this. No one said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She could have said, oh, no, don't worry. Somebody, but that was instead, you turned it around.

Why did you make me do that? Yeah. Sit down, work. Sit down, worthless. We got this. Yeah. Um, here's, okay, here's, here's another thing. I'm only gonna take to get the dog.

Well, like 20 minutes. Ha ha ha. Been a long way. And then we got, the guy got back, right? Wouldn't we got back with it, right when they got back with the dog? Oh, you wore them out, perfect. Yeah. Tell me, does this happen to you? Women turning the volume up on the television, only two notches at a time. Hey, that's can you turn the can you turn the TV up? Yeah.

Bloop, bloop. I mean, I mean, is that can you tell? It's not a normal, I don't think it's a, it's not something that I notice. Oh, will you start noticing it? Yeah, turn the volume up. One, two, how's that suit you? Not I can't even, I mean, double it. Start until I start screaming, I'm so deafened by fire alarms, smoke detectors

that can't hear shit. Yeah. Two, one, two. That doesn't happen to you. That happens to me on the table. Not that I recall. I'll tell you what else makes me a... Ray, if I get second place one more time and fall guys, I'm probably going to kill myself.

Oh. Well, play that game at all. No, I do not. Fall guys. I've heard of it, though. Man, oh man. It's like a hot thing going around. Shoke city.

I might. Yeah. Yeah, you might have to thing going around. Shoke city. I might. Yeah. Yeah, you might have to do the next show by yourself, because I'll be dead. Well, it'll be your second place and fucking fall guys for the 10 millionth time. How long do those get, like, tell me about the game. It's you. You're like a toddler man running around and like a wipe out kind of game show world. Like a race.

Yeah, your shape. It's like a little kid. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. But then that reporter had the butt plug attached to her. That's right. They're shaped like the jelly beans or whatever. They're shaped like little jelly bean men.

What's the? And they run. It's like little games. Yeah. But you get eliminated. Yeah. Half of people get eliminated every round. The title fall guy implies something that's like, you know, much more actiony to me.

Oh, because of the TV show. That's like, you know, much more actiony to me. Oh, cause of the TV show. That's what, yeah. I always just get it right. I get second place one more time and have to look at some other fucking jelly beans celebrating like a dick. I'm gonna go, I'm not gonna be responsible for my actions.

You're gonna write out and just jam something up your ass that vibrates. Maybe. It's the only thing you can really do. I'm so upset. If you can't beat him, you know. Here's what else makes me a rage the USPS offers more than one kind of stamp. Oh, yeah I was shipping off shirts from shop.dict.show

This week I got about two Satchels of shirts that I'm dropping off at the post office, and I get every one of them scanned. I like satchel. Thank you. I don't think I'm using it right, though. Well, I just like that, you know, it's like an old timey word that is just not really. I got some big fuck off sacks of shirts

that you can get it shop.dict.show. And I get them all scanned one by one. I don't trust, like, I don't trust them to do it themselves. Okay. You just drop it in, because I know that they'll just shove it onto the next one. I want the tracking. I want you to get tracking on every single thing that's happening. Got it.

Got it. Like a pizza tracker. I go up there waiting to run some goddamn errand that's going to take us clear across town and might be budding up on some traffic. So I want to get out of there as fast as possible. You know? Yeah, sure. And I'm second in line. And there's this couple of little Latinx girls at the counter. And they asked for some stamps and the guy says to them, oh, which ones do you want? Oh, no. And I think, well, first, okay, buddy, that's a warning.

You've just made a big mistake doing that, but thank God the girls are just gonna say whatever, right, whatever is normal. And they say, well, what do you have? Oh, no. And I fucking listen to a three-minute conversation of the guy listing off the stamps in the stamp book. Oh, we've got this Snoopy stamps.

Oh, we've got this, oh, we've got this remember 9-11 stamp, that's pretty nice. And the girls squealing like they're looking at foster puppies at every fucking stamp. And I'm sitting there thinking, this is, you got to be kidding me. You got to be fucking kidding me. Let this place die. This is just, what the fuck are you doing? Snoopy stamps?

If I could tape fucking quarters and nickels to the fucking, I would do that. I'm gonna, I don't just whatever, whatever tells me that this will go. If there was a pen attached to this little ball and chain thing on the counter that I'm next to, I would rip it off and throw it at your head and throw it into the back of your head like a dart. How do you not notice that there is a gigantic line of people behind you while you're getting shown, custom variety fucking stamps to customize your, the bill that you're sending to the water company. Yeah. What about this? What about this exchange is acceptable to you? I think you're gonna make somebody's day by picking the right stamp.

Fucking Snoopy. I was having a really tough day. You know, I was gonna go home and then murder suicide my family. And you know what? Snoopy turned it all around. Oh, look at this. Thanks, USPS. And thanks to that person who wasted every once time picking the goddamn Snoopy and Woodstock stamp. It's Woodstock. He's got a bunch of old shit.

Woodstock fucks around him that are slightly different. Oh man. I'll brought to you by the USPS. Thanks so fucking much you guys. Thank you so fucking much. I thought you by the USPS. Thanks so fucking much you guys. Thank you so fucking much. I thought you had a funding problem. You're selling colorful stamps by the, you see this big line out here?

This is why everyone hates you guys. I can hear you talking in the background the entire time and you're doing show and tell of your fucking stamps to do fat chicks. Fuck you. Just give them the book. Give them a list. Yeah. Which stamp do you want?

Oh, which ones do you have? You know, that's a trick question, get out of here. That's, you're not allowed to use our, come back tomorrow when you've smartened up a little bit. Mm. And the way. The almost canceled Halloween. Did you see that?

No. Who almost canceled? Like almost canceled Halloween. Yeah. We held the line. What, Dave, pick up. Why does Cops go kill? Trick or treat officer.

Yeah, right, exactly. Am I alone in that, it's a matter of life or death. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of like, there's a lot of people in prison for weed. Yeah. It's kind of a life or death thing. Yeah. I mean, they might see it that way too. When people are screaming in court

about how their lives are ruined and you did it to them, gosh, I don't know. Maybe they already know that. Yeah. I realize it's not a time of empathy. It's time of... Oh, no, that whole concept is, it was almost not there,

and in the last few years is just gone. Just gone. Last few months, I would say. Uh, I would say earlier, you think? I think so. I feel this creeping dread, watching people turn to preachers. Yeah, in a way that I have seen before,

but I don't think they have. Yeah, it's bad news. It's bad news. Bad news. Okay, let's see, what did I get? Lulu Lemon. Lulu Lemon promotes a resist capitalism event. How about that?

Yeah. I mean, not really, not really. I'm not really surprised by any successful company jumping on any particular, uh, you know, hot topic, uh, resist capitalism. Lulu lemon. Yeah. No, I know. I know.

But it's, you know, people just go, X buying a hundred and fifty dollar yoga pants. Yeah. I know a company worth $40 know, but it's, you know, people just go, Patiox buying $150 yoga pants. Yeah, I know. A company worth $40 billion dollars. People won't even see that, they just go, oh yeah. I don't think that works on some people. Yeah, I don't think that,

I don't think that we have the same economy as women to be honest with you. I don't think that we're working under the same idea of what is an economy, if they're resisting capitalism by shopping at Lulu Leman or celebrating Lulu Leman. What's the, I'm trying to get that time out of you. What's exactly the, yeah, the event.

Let's see here. What time is it? 11, 40, Jesus Christ. Once again, I've gone too far. Billion dollar Lulu Leman under fire for promoting resist capitalism event. So more advertising. Yeah, sure. Um, um, aspirational athletic wearmaker famous for its expensive leggings, sported by young urban professionals is facing criticism for promoting professional. That's funny. Like,

I haven't seen that because I mean, that's where the term yuppie comes from. Yeah, it's back. Yeah, we're redoing the 80s. Younger, redoing the 80s. And if you remember, it went straight into fundamentalism at the end of the 80s. Did it not anti-violence, anti-video games, all kinds of insane shit.

I'm trying to find this other Lulu Lemon ad anti-video games, all kinds of insane shit. I'm trying to find this other Lulu Lemon ad. Because there is nothing more capitalism. This is a Lulu Lemon ad. I'm gonna pull that up on the screen so everybody can see it. That is capitalism as gets. A big fat woman. It's also an advertisement for like sausages apparently

because it says those leggings look like a fucking casing. Sean, how did they even design those leggings? Brought worst. How is this? How is this not, how is that not fully customized? I don't know, that is about six asses. Yeah. In one pair of yoga pants.

Yeah, I know. I don't know what kind of yoga this is. She's like a human trafficker. She's trafficking asses. Smaller asses. Yeah, she's trafficking in women by the part. Yeah. She's the, she's the ass mule.

Right. She's trafficking in asses by the ton in these pants, buying two, buying two plane tickets so she can bring more in. More asses. There's another one who's got the Torsos, crammed into her ass. This is what they're advertising as. It's recently as, I don't know, last week or two weeks ago, this is peak capitalism, a big fat pig, basking in the sun glamorously to sell and add to other big fat pigs. Yeah.

I, I don't know how, look at the reinforcement on this. You know they had to take a side shot because like the front and back are sweaty as fuck. I wonder if they airbrush her to make her fatter. Oh, I don't know. I, I mean, look at the way the butt is squished against the wall here too. Yeah. Poor wall. This is a fitness company. Yeah.

There's an indentation on this. The stucco has been depressed completely when she pulled off. Right. Oh, wow. It's the arm is wonderful. Okay, let me get off of that. So this is the company that's doing resist capitalism, pro-diversity, gender constructs across the world, gender constructs across the world, have informed culture, and the ways violent colonialism has erased these histories

to enforce consumerism. So this is women, white bending $200 on workout clothes, and they don't work out. That's because of colonialism that they're doing that. Why would any person who has more than like one thought per day, like even give this any type of play in their mind? I don't know. It's, they sell, do they sell? Yeah, they sell, oh, oh, oh, stop, stop right there.

Here's another. Resist capitalism, just not ours. I guess. I really, I don't know what they think it is. I don't know, I have to think capital, what they think. What the event, it's just men doing it. That must be what they think. Like, event, it's just men doing it. That must be what they think.

Like they have lifestyle, they're doing lifestyle things and men are doing money like wrong. Maybe, and that's called capitalism. I can't see here. I've got one from the UN too. It's a pretty good quote. The all UN, you know, you remember them. Sure.

They say the COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know. This is the fucking United Nations. Okay. The ones that go to war, like the world government basically. Yeah. That's what they're, that's what they're for, right? This is like a collection of our, it was. It was still ideas. It's kind of, it's kind of our club, isn't it? I mean, sure. It's been our club. Yeah. It's like where we get together and try to resolve differences so we don't have World War 2 again, right? That's the point of it.

Yeah, I think so. So just can we just not do another World War 2? Because we had like a denook thing went out of control, a lot of people died. Millions of yeah, yeah, it's bad. Here's what they're weighing in out of nowhere. The COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know, millennia of patriarchy. millennia. millennia.

millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia.

millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. millennia. of above and removed from certain things. I don't wanna see every high profile, powerful. You know, it's like, that's not, I don't know, man. I'm not explaining it very well, but it's like, there's plenty of room for that, but that's, it's the fucking UN. Yeah, make somebody, at least make the women's UN do it.

Like they have their own account. Make them say this shit. COVID-19 pandemic is demonstrating what we all know. Millennia of patriarchy have resulted in a male dominated world with a male dominated culture, which damages everyone. Women, men, girls and boys, they left out so many genders. That's very offensive. Bigots.

Very bigoted. Fucking you, and this is the time. Explicit, explicitly. This is the time to rebuild more equal, inclusive, and resilient societies. This is fucking horrifying. Because society was going pretty well before we just locked it down for fun. I mean, to in the eyes of some people, or at least locked it down temporarily to take care of a plague. It was doing okay. It was men didn't cause this. Well, and also actually a woman left,

if you recall, a woman left the top off of a test tube in Wuhan and then went took it home to infect her boyfriend. So if we're really getting technical, women cause this shit. Here's the thing, like time to rebuild. They make it seem like it's, it's rubble after World War three. So we can do this from the ground up. It's like, look, this is gonna fucking pass. It is. Yeah.

What are we rebuilding then? That's what I mean. It's time to rebuild. This is like fucking pass. It, you know, it, yeah. What are we rebuilding then? That's what I mean. It's time to rebuild. This is like a crazy, you're not gonna do it, but you don't have the opportunity to do it. I don't know, man, it's just a weird, it's a very weird statement to make. It's fucking brainwashing to tell young women this.

This is where it's a statement made to young women and civil society organizations like it's so fucking odd to think of train of brainwashing an army of child women's soldiers. If you would brainwash a bunch of male child soldiers, you'd make them be confrontational and violent and say they're the bad guy, they're the bad guy, they're the bad. And this is what they do to women too. This is a man that men caused the virus. And there is no way I will believe that anybody could actually tell what anything is. Like you look at the fires, the California fires, and fucking immediately, immediately without

fail, it's global warming. Like it's, you guys fucking, not only does California burn down every year, but we do nothing to help it. We leave all of the dead shit all over California. We cancel burns because air, because air quality is so bad. We don't want to cancel school. So we refuse to do preventative burns. Like it is the wet is absolutely the worst state at preventing fires and we do it every fucking year

Billions of acres burn down in prehistory like before we even started recording this shit at instant instantly Global warming, Global warming, like you guys, people have been think for a second what it might be Like did it's a fire that you could easily contain and we just choose not to do it because we're fucking dumb Same thing. Because it costs money. Donald Jack. Yeah, people make these, you know, huge leaps just skipping so many, so many obviously overlooked things to get to get to something that they hold near and dear.

You know what I mean? So, yeah, you can't go, oh, states on fire. Oh, global warming. It's like, that doesn't make endemic. And then it doesn't make any of a millennia of patriarchy. A millennia of patriarchy? Are you guys fucking, you would be shitting in holes. Actually, if it wasn't for men,

you wouldn't even be shitting in holes. I don't think you'd have figured that part out. So why don't you pump the fucking brakes on the millennia of patriarchy? As far as I remember, I saw Nancy Pelosi going to Chinatown and having national kiss a Chinese day. It's the pandemic started. You live your country under the blanket of protection. I provide and then question the matter in which I provided. I'd rather you just said, thank you. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. And

that way, either way, I don't, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to. Yeah, it's the Malarchiarchy. Yeah, it's the questioning of, that's what it is. Look, here's this stuff. Oh, well, let's, you know, I don't know, man, you got it, right? You got the stuff, you got it, it's,

I don't know. Um, let me see what else I got here. I got a lot, got a ton of stuff here. Oh, God. The stuff, a lot of stuff is stuff, what I swore I would not talk about though, which I'm not going to do. Good. Do do do.

You remember old Jimmy Morgan in Australia? Jimmy Morgan. James. Oh, fuck, yeah, of course. He was saying that they had a big outbreak in Melbourne Do they because they made a they made like a quarantine place for people to be quarantined in and Instead of staffing it with police. They staffed it with security guards They gave the security guards diversity training. They did not give them training on how to use the protective

Equipment and then it turned out the security cards were banging a lot of the people who were quarantined and going to get it. Oh, good job, guys. You guys. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Please make the vaccine optional. All right. Let me read some comments. I think Shaggot is coming in. I think he's coming in. Well, tough to say.

Hey, Dick, this is from Rusty Shackleford. There's a lot of Rusty Shacklefords online. Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, I was required to watch the funniest sexual assault awareness video I have ever seen at his university. He had to watch this and Let me pull it up. Here it is.

This is what they're teaching you. This is what they're making you endure. This is Killa Gilles horse. Here's the hypothetical, Sean. Let me read you the hypothetical. And see if you see if you're a rapist or not. Maria, this is a quiz that you have to take to make sure that you're not a rapist, I

guess. I assume you have to pass this quiz or else they make you take it again. Well, yeah, or they just throw you in prison. Well, I mean, I would hope if the quiz was good enough, they would do that, right? If the quiz was so good, that's what we're heading towards. Maria invites Ian over to her place to watch a movie. So this is their teaching college kids how not to be rapists. They consensually cuddle and kiss. It gets late and Maria falls asleep during the movie, happens every time. Sure. Uh, have a cup of coffee girls.

Ian wants to keep touching her, but she's not responding. What should Ian do in this situation? Waker up and keep touching her. Do you want to see if that's on the, if that's on the list? It is not. Get up off the couch, do the dishes in the sink, cover her with a blanket and leave a really sweet note. Be really loud.

Yeah. Get a, take a piss with the door open and key right into the water to wake her up. Oh, I'm sorry. I was at the volume. My heart is going to be pissing. Yeah. Turn your ringer on, test your ringtones, and touch, right in her ear until she wakes up, and then say,

oh, my friend was ringing. Yes. Uh, I think we're going to jail. In answer one, Ian can keep cuddling and touching Maria. She obviously feels comfortable with Ian, and was cool with that before she fell asleep. Uh, answer two, Ian should stop cuddling and touching Maria. Answer three, Ian should carry Maria to his room and put her to bed so that she is more comfortable. Which one do you think? Well, the answer that they want is just stop cuddling, stop touching.

So you think that's a little weird? Yeah, well, I mean, now I have to like, yeah, get on. Just leave the room. Right. Seems a little odd. Yeah, it does. I mean, the carrying to the room is definitely tantamount to race. That's right.

I mean, that's, can you get a whack or head on the door anyway? Right. I mean, you've had a cool way, God. She obviously feels comfortable with the end and was cool with that before. I would like to know, I would like to know one person was taught something by that.

He also sent these, these are audio clips from the quiz. Cool. You're basically saying that women are inferior to men and I don't really like hearing that. Okay, here's this one's good. And this guy comes up to me and he starts talking to me like he's hitting on me. Oh my god. He's like literally so gay, right? He's like, I love your shoes and I'm like no way am I being hit on by a gay guy. I love your shoes. Yeah. That's not funny, but I don't feel comfortable saying anything.

Yeah, it was hilarious. What's wrong? I don't know. I don't know what is wrong. Yeah. She just assumed that guy was obviously gay. I don't know. Good luck, kids.

I'm gonna have fun in college. What a horrible person. People are dumb. Just learn, if you'll learn anything in college, learn that. They're just fucking stupider than you could ever imagine. And I don't know how they function. Buddy, Schmuck here, thanks for not killing yourself.

What makes me a rage is retrograde sympathy. I was banging this girl on and off for a while. She's an eight out of 10 with slightly small, but perky seat cups, bouncy, not floppy, with just the right amount of nipple. Wow, what a great description cups bouncing, not floppy with just the right amount of nipple. Wow, what a great description. Yeah, not bad. Which were amplified by the contrast of just a 410,

maybe a hundred pound frame. At this point, I feel like I should make it clear that she's 21, okay. Things ended rather poorly between us. But after a few months, I decided to hit her up again for the possibility of a quarantine bang. I get no response from her,

but instead I get hit up by her ex boyfriend, who's not even throwing his hot dog down her hallway anymore. I spent the next hour. What's a Jesus? That's a pretty withering indictment of her, isn't it? Oh yeah. I mean, that's a fucker, she didn't respond. Yeah, I mean, that's, you know,

that's, you don't say that about every person You used to bang you say that about a fucking chick. Yeah. Okay. She didn't text you back. It's what Ted Danson said about whoopee Goldberg, I think. Right? It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Gross. Oh, that is gross. I spent the next hour listening to him accusing me of being a rape and an alcohol. Well, I laughed at him and asked, what do you mean by that?

Also, what's up, Sean? Both of you go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself as well. So people can't let you go man. Well, so she's still talking to him, the ex, right? Who knows? Well, I mean, why would he just out of the fucking blue? Just because people are psychotic.

They cannot let anything go. How does he have his number or whatever, right? Yeah, probably. Yeah. So he's warmed his way in there as, oh my God, this guy. I'm a morbider support. Sure. I mean, there should be a version of the police, like social workers that you could call

on that guy. Like man, you got to go help this guy out. You're fucking wasting all kinds of time. Oh yeah, yeah. Right. Right. Right. help this guy out, you know, fucking wasting all kinds of time. Oh yeah, yeah, right. It's check. No, no guns, of course. No kind of criminal punishment. Just show up, counseling.

Take his phone away for a little bit. Yeah, just suggest it. Ask for his phone. Maybe get him a video game. Yeah, get him onto something. Right. Dick, I'm gonna fucking throw up. Never in years of listening to TDS

and biggest problem in the universe, been offended by a guest or an opinion or a retard trying to blend in among a functioning society. Never but that fucking disgusting West Virginian piece of shit, F-sler is the single most disgusting and offensive subhuman to ever disgrace a microphone. Which one was the, oh, I think that was the Walmart farting guy. Oh, I hope all of you.

Yeah, people really didn't like that guy. Oh, I hope all of the people, people really didn't like that guy. I don't know why. I mean, one, I thought a fart story is, it's always hilarious. Yeah. 100% of the time, I will never think that it isn't. Yeah.

And like I feel the guys got issues, like legitimate issues and I'm not even talking about the farting, like I feel bad for the guy. He was a schizophrenic, wasn't he? Yeah, he's still gets out there. I mean, I mean, it's, it means chicks and brother family. I like, man, come on. I like, I mean, I liked the call.

So what have he talks like he's chewing on retainers? Doesn't seem like a bad guy. I hope all of his chronic conditions kill him. Oh, Christ. Before Sunday. So he stands no chance of ever coming on the show again. God. Listening to this gaseous meatball of a fucking Terra-Toma. What's that? Terra-Toma. Yeah. Everything I, I think, Toma, I don't know. That can be like, that can be some kind of a growth or a, I don't know, Tara, Tara, that's land, right?

Well, it's, yeah, it's also four isn't it? No, that's a tetra. Yeah, Tara, Tara's like Tara, Tara, Tara's like fire, earth, like, well, I think you saying fat guy. Explain how he wasn't stalking a girl in Walmart while simultaneously chewing on 11 Lafay Taffees. It's fat disgusting. Althofe was the single worst experience in my 26 years of life.

I hope he goes into cardiac arrest. That's a pretty good life. Good for you. Yeah, good for you, bud. I hope it picks right back up where I left off because I like to hear somebody doing good out there. Like, Jesus Christ, why didn't you let Sean tell him to stop chewing into the fucking mic?

I mean, with that, I mean, we pointed it out. Yeah. I was listening to this on my lunch break. Well, sorry. Also, fuck you. Also, Sean, I recently became a foster parent to a tegu. What's a tegu? A tegu is a, well, there's Colombian tegues and Argentinian tegues.

There are lizards. Lizards. Okay. Lizards. Yeah. And they can be, they can be, they're considered one of the smartest and smartest lizards and some of them seem to prefer to be with people. If you hand raise them and stuff, they're almost, well, they call, yeah, they call them like

the puppy dogs of lizards. Not all of them get like that. The Argentinian ones are supposed to be the friendly ones and they're, they're very cool. They're very cool. They're very cool. What I thought about getting that kind of shit? A lizard? Oh yeah.

You know, you're a lizard guy? No, no, no, no, I mean, a big one. You're a lizard guy. What's that? Eric Wong. Eric Wong. Yeah, does he? And he, he silly is a lizard guy.

He's a lizard guy. He's a lizard guy. Yeah. You know, people who have bearded dragons, they're. And he silly. He's a little bit more than he wanted us and people get to monitors. Yeah. Yeah. You know, people we have bearded dragons. They're super docile too. But I think I wonder ones are fucking, they're pretty fucking smart. He asked me if I wanted to see his legitimate pull his penis out. So I don't know. Maybe he was just joking. Maybe. Um, so, uh, pretty cool animal. I'm not even mad. My sister dumped it on me because she's moving and is exactly the most responsible pet owner. Oh, okay. Yeah, long as it's, long as it's friendly. They get big, they can, you know,

they can give you a hell of a bite like anything. Update on the Walmart girl here. What was his name? In St. Captain Insano? Hey, Dick. Yeah. Oh, is Chaggot here? What's up, man? Sit down, sit down.

I'm right in the middle of reading these, I'm right in the middle of, big to Lasca. What's up, my man? Come on in here. That's a late turner's mic on. Chaggot, it's been so long. Yeah, yeah.

Last time you were here, it was a blood bath. Are you okay? Yeah, I performed that rap for you. You remember that? Yes. About men sticking together. Yeah, yeah. I actually did a very similar rap for Baked Alaska,

but I didn't get to, we actually ended up making a man's before I could guilt trip him with that wrap, but I sang it to him anyway. Remember? Yeah, thanks. I did one for him too, because he didn't respond to me on Twitter. Okay.

He's very, very, very, very into responding right away. I know this. I was just messing with you. I know you're busy. Here's this guy. It was not really that busy. I'm not really that busy. No, it's not. Try to get a mic stand. I know you're busy. Um, here's this guy. It's not really that busy. I'm not really that busy. No, I actually get a mic stand. I feel weird holding this.

Uh, could I just put this on this one on there? Sure. I don't know if it's going to say though. You can give it a shot. How do I do this? Pulled down. No, I'm the one who's going to say, now how do I get it to stay? He needs the hammer.

That's the hammer. It's the hammer. The hammer. The hammer. Let's going to fall off and hit your penis. I can't get a The hammer. Careful, it's gonna fall off and hit in your penis. I can't get a stand though. Well, I mean, you see, you're the stand up comedian brother. Yeah, it fits you.

How does it? This was gonna exactly like how it was gonna go. Okay. Real my dad loved you, right? You're my dad's favorite guest who's ever been on the show. Is that for real? That's for real. There we go.

Yeah, perfect. He loved your antics. All right, well, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Hey, perfect. He loved your antics. All right. Well, and you're buckle up. Hey, let me, there's an update on a guy who has a cron's disease and he was farting uncontrollably. Well, he was hitting on a girl at a Walmart in front of her family. Hey, dick, I hope the last week or so treats you better than it's treated me. The girl I met at Walmart's dad called me and then told me to stop talking to her and verbally threatened me so I backed off and started talking to another girl. That's a good move.

This other girl was pretty great. Nice cans, actually intelligent, passed the war questions test, works as a nurse for the CDC. I have two good dates and then an hour before my third date, I accidentally got Buffalo Wild Wings Carolina Reaper sauce in my eye and had to go to the hospital. I thought he was gonna say he ate that before he went to hit on some girl and well, he did. Because how else would he get it in his eye? So he has chronic flatulence

and he's eating Carolina Reaper Buffalo Wild Wings sauce an hour before a date. Yikes. Yeah. Sauce in my eye, I had to go to the hospital. Chick that I'm talking to. I would get on the Crohn's approved list, I would imagine. Carolina Reaper wild wing sauce wings.

I wouldn't do that. I'm carrying a possibly exacerbated condition. Perju. You know, what would I what? Eat Carolina Reaper hot sauce an hour before a date. No, a date by the way, that's the one you're supposed to be having sex on. Yeah, I actually made my girlfriend wait like six or seven days.

Oh really? Why? Yeah, she wanted to and I made her wait because I got advice from, I'll just say from Jesse Lee Peterson. He told me the reason that I can't keep girls, I get these girls, but I used to not be able to keep them, is because I was like, given away the sex too soon. And it was like, I need a carrot to like, string them along. And so I use sex as like my carrot and work to got her in a relationship. It worked? I made her be official.

Did that work? Yeah, I made her be like officially my girlfriend before we could have sex. That's good. Yeah. And then did you make her wait again again at like next time it's 12? No, no, 12 days. Once we did it, we were off to the races. Banks, what about you?

You got a holder back more. You got to like, you know, once she gets mad at you. I'm just like a 12-week break. I just a dick and a pair of ears. Yeah. A chick that I'm talking to gets annoyed and I, that I canceled and decides I'm too accident prone to date and Ends up going on a date with another guy the next day and tells me that we can be friends

The Walmart the Walmart chick message me to it message me two days after asking me what I'm doing this weekend and wants to meet up on the Slice so her dad doesn't know about it So she's got the he's the bad farting boy for a yeah for a private You know get together in an enclosed area Nobody can see hot. Sorry. Life is strange I don't Reaper hot sauce. I figure why the fuck guys lay off the hot sauce when you're getting on days Yeah, you're not you're not doing yourself any favors here in the eyes of the listeners either You know, so what food is like so that that's like the most flatulent causing food. What's the least?

I mean, fucking, I don't know, just like a sandwich. Probably like ginger or something, something good for your stomach, kombucha, you know. Yeah. Whatever you ate last night. Mm, just have a fucking bowl of cereal and be on your way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've also never seen her go, like, you know, number two to the bathroom. Never. You never seen it. Never, it's not real.

Never knowing that it's because girls don't poop. It's not real. That's why you never notice like you go in there and it kind of smells perfume me a little bit or the windows cracked. Yeah. Well, you get that old lady smell like, what the hell is going on in here? That's all I'm looking at her for, baby. I don't know.

There's a woman in the room. How am I not supposed to look? Would that mess with you? If you walked in and she had left the bathroom door open and she was just taking a big ol' shit. Yeah, I wouldn't like that. Yeah. I figure why the fuck not? So we're going golfing.

If she ever farts, you need to break up with her. It's done. It is over. One fart. One little toot, it break up with her. It's done. It is over one fart. One little two. It's over. Over. Life is strange. Thanks for standing yourself. Okay. Well, thanks for coming in guys. Yeah. How's your, how's your life post, JLP? Shagged. Well, did I tell you I got $10,000 from a bank and I have no idea why. No, I still don't believe the story. I mean, this is not real.

I got, it was a bank that I bought my car through, but I bought my car outright like a year ago. They don't owe me any money, I don't know them any money, but they sent me about the price that my car was like $9,900, sent it to me twice, because the first time I threw it out, I was like, this isn't real. I threw it out and then they sent me a letter saying, hey, you haven't cashed this yet. Huh?

And then I called to verify it. I was like, I didn't ask any questions. I just said, is this legit? Yeah. They said, yeah, it is. And then they mailed me another one because I had lost that one too. So they really wanted me to have this check. And it, and yeah, it was for $9,900.

Okay. I don't know why. And that's, and that's, that's all you know. Yeah. You asked that the, it's legit. Yeah. They said, yes. Uh-huh. When did you recognize the number you called? Was this a, this was, it was ally bank. I probably shouldn't be saying about whatever. You took some very money, honey. I found that it wasn't alone, because some people were like, that's alone. No, it's a no loan.

I don't know about that money. Like you might have taken some cartel money, bro. This shouldn't be that hard to get to the bottom of. Why would you want to? Why would you want to get to the bottom? Why did they give you, you paid cash for it, you wrote a check for a car, like outright or whatever. Right.

And they gave you the exact amount back. It was like right about the exact amount. I think what happened was it was some kind of clerical error, I think is what it was. Well, that's your best case. Yeah, I mean that they just, well, let me see, let me see what you guys think of some of this stuff.

I'm going to, I'm going to go through. This is a white women convincing their cleaning ladies to vote. How does that sound? White women. Did you get a load of this one? This is what we're up against. My cleaning lady came today. We began to talk about politics.

This lady says she told me she hates Trump, but has never voted. Neither she or her husband. She is 60. I told her this was the most important election of our lifetime. She and I sat down at the computer and she registered online. She's going to get her husband to do it. She cleans here on Tuesday. I'll give her the day off with pay as long as she votes.

Can we cancel? We got to cancel white women. And who do you think she's going to vote for? Is that acceptable for your employer to sit you down and give you a talking to about the election and give you make you register in front of them. I mean, sit down at your computer and register to vote. She can't tell her, you know, she can't be there in the, you know, if when she's voting.

As long as she's legal to register to vote, then you don't have a problem with that. No, I mean, I have like a problem with that. Yeah, I have like a problem with that. Yeah, big fucking problem. I'm like, sitting down with your employee and forcing them like to, first of all, the conversation is offensive. Having a conversation in general at work, that's a big no-no. Yeah, I don't, who knows how long I don't maybe, maybe, you know, you know, the cleaning lady's been there for 25. I know people who've had the same cleaning person for decades, like in their lead decades. Yeah, well from her.

It's like, you know, maybe there's more, you know, maybe it's like they actually, I don't know, care about the person or whatever, but it's like the thing that, you know, as long as it's, as long as it's legal, I mean, yeah, it's a little weird. Well, odd. Tell you think.

Yeah. I mean, it's just about who they're gonna vote for to me, and I think we know who they're gonna vote for. So that's all that matters to you. Yeah, pretty much. I have a bias. Yeah, I think it's inappropriate. I mean, not only are they forcing them to register to vote,

but then they're giving them that paid time off. And obviously they're going to be fucked. They're going to be telling them who to vote for. I see you, but if they're going to be like, you gotta vote, okay, this is the most important election of our lives. If it was reversed, if it was reversed, would you have a problem with it?

Oh yeah. Yeah, you can't be, you can't be, oh, it was reversed. Reverse as far as the other side, if it was like you gotta vote for Trump. Honestly, probably not, no. That'd be awesome. There you go.

I wouldn't give a fuck. There you go. I just want Trump to win. So, well, then, no, why I can't. I don't know why I can't. I mean, that cares. Those are perfect answers. Yeah.

I mean, that cares. Those are great answers. I mean, that cares. I mean, that cares. Those are perfect answers. Yeah. I mean, that cares. Those are great answers.

I mean, that cares. I mean, that cares. Those are perfect answers. Yeah. I mean, that cares. Those are great answers. I mean, that cares. I mean, that cares. Those are perfect answers. Yeah. I mean-I-P-O-C cafe, black,

the black, indigenous, and people of color. Okay. Well, black, it's gay. All right. Watch it. I still have a Patreon. Oh, okay. We can't do anything approaching gamer words on this.

Oh, no gamer words, okay. Oh, absolutely not. The black, indigenous, and people of color. So the black gets two billings, right? People. People like. People can be some people. Yeah, it can be right different mixed mystery meat, mystery meat. I thought people of color was black. No, they are. But people went in that context, they're saying like brown people that aren't black. Yeah, because back in the day, they'd say colored people. Well, and that was and that like brown people that aren't black. Yeah, because back in the day, they'd say colored people.

Well, and that was, and that was black people. So now they changed it to people that don't have black people. Yeah, that's because we only had black people back then. We didn't have all these other minorities. It was just white and black. Yeah, I mean, do you believe sure we were around? Mexicans were around like that. Well, no, they weren't before.

We have the United States. Yeah, we were in there. We were in Arizona. Up until 1965, they weren't before. Do we have the United States? Yeah, I'll wear it in there. We like the Arizona. Up until 1965, but its United States was black and white. But it's correct. Okay. Who built a railroad? If you weren't the Chinese built a railroad.

I mean, there's, they may have been a sprinkle of few Asians here and there, I guess. Okay. Just along the train tracks. This is the University of Wood, Michigan. Looks like Michigan. The bike, Pock Cafe is a space for students from marginalized, racial, ethnic, cultural communities together and to relate with one another

and to discuss their experience as students on campus and as people of color in the world hosted by the Center for Social Soats's just segregation. And then they got a competing one, the non-poch cafe, the non-people of color. Oh boy. So I guess black people could go here then, right? Because they're not people of color. The non-poch cafe is a space for students that do not identify as persons of color to gather

and discuss their experience as students on campus. It's segregation. It's segregation. It's segregation. You know what it is? That's fine. If they want to do that, that's fun. Let segregation white people. It's your segregation. You know what it is. It's fine. If they want to do that, that's fun. Let's do it.

It's great. They finally figured out a way to put all the pains in the ass in one cafe. Like anybody who would want to go here is a fucking paint. That's why they didn't say the other one is white. It's just people who don't identify with being a huge pain in the ass all the time. If you want to go talk about your race and how you can't wear hoop earrings at work and have long fingernails and white people wanting to touch your hair, then go here. You can talk about it all that.

You can talk about it all fucking day like you're performing your hot 10. Why people want to talk about getting affirmative action and talk about getting, you know. Yeah, but if you want to go and not have anything to do with that, like a normal person of any kind of race, like just a normal person who wants to relax and not deal with it, you can go here. That's the segregation. It's a mental segregation. But here's the thing though, you can identify as a person of color and not a pain in the

S, right? Right. Can you go there? Yes. So you have to identify, if you're black and you're just like, I just want everything to be reasonable and like all this kind of stuff, you know, like, but you would still identify as a person of color. I mean, what are you gonna say?

I'm not a person of color. Yeah, you can say that. I don't identify with whatever that's, whatever's going on over there. Okay. I mean, guys, let me in. And they would happily let you in. I see. Yeah, I'd rather say with the white people too, less violence.

What do they do? They show you a, Jesus Christ. They show you a jar. I mean, that cafe sounds like a more pleasant cafe. The other people, because it's a, because of the annoyingness. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

They show you the jar. I mean, is there a natural component to this? At least, I think what is this, is a 90% of church, 80% of church, I mean, is there a natural component to this? At least, I think what is this, is a 90% of church, 80% of churches are at least 90% one race. And church is totally unregulated to anybody can go to whatever church they want and what happens. Well, natural segregation. 80% 90% one race.

I mean, it's true. It seems like it's such a pain in the ass to have to relate, even if like a clone of me walked into the room, I would have problems with this guy. Are you kidding? Yeah. You would fucking hate each other immediately. Every single difference is just a powder keg. They show you at the moon whether half white, half Mexican guy.

Do you guys have like an immediate bond? Kinda like, eh, eh. Yeah, kinda. Cause we have a, I don't feel anything either way. I don't understand it. It feels like being a ghost. I know people. It feels like being a neutrino.

I know people who say that and I know people who say completely the opposite. Like I got real. They feel both. Yeah, well I got really interested in my lineage. You know, lineage and stuff. Really? Yeah, yeah. I got really interested in my lineage, lineage and so do I. Yeah, yeah.

I found out recently that I'm 70% Jewish. I thought I was 50%. When I thought I was half white, half Jewish, I hated it. I hated being split between two different things. And I was so relieved to find out that I was actually like majority something. Jewish? Where did you find that out?

My mom took a DNA test, turns out she's like 25% Jewish and my dad's 100 so. And where did from where, from what area? I just Ashkenazi Jewish. Yeah, right. Here's white Jews. So thinking of segregation, 19 families by 100 acres of land in Georgia to create a city safe for black people.

I'm hoping that it will be a thriving safe haven for people of color, for black families in particular, she says. The land sits blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, being able to create a community that is thriving, that is safe, that has agriculture and commercial business that are supporting one another, and that dollar is circulating in our community. That is our vision. I'm pro this, right? Is any, well what's wrong? I mean, try and see if it works.

I mean, go for it, man. Build your, make your ethno state. Fuckin' go for it. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. But you're okay for both sides doing that, right? No, just black people. I'm afraid I'll tell you. There we go, there it is. Oh, okay. I'm afraid I'll tell you. There we go.

There it is. There it is every single time. What have you been up to? The white Mexicans. What's up, dude? I just got in town in, I've been in Arizona. Yeah. Chilling, so started IRL streaming on D-Live.

It's been going well. Got into a lot of adventures with this guy. Originally, I hated this guy. Like, we were enemies. Check it, everyone hates him right away. Yeah, no, I literally hated it. Except for my dad. Really?

Yeah. Your dad loves him. I hate your dad, right? So that's true. The people who like me right away end up disliking me, the people who don't like me right away end up like you know what I say. No, I hated this guy and he wanted to be my friend so bad, but it was like, just fucking let it happen naturally.

He's like, we gotta hang out, we gotta hang out bro. Bro, why didn't you hit me up here in LA? Why didn't you text me? I'm like, dude, I'm not your girlfriend. You're actually, he's just going anywhere. I did, I did hate. Where do you see us in five years? I disliked him because he was, it was annoying.

It was like, yeah, we might hang out, but don't force it, don't like, be on my ass all the time about hanging out like It's not for labels on this. Yeah, if I were to LA and I didn't text him, I would get this 20 texts rampage You did you did to I Text that's weird. I wasn't even friends with you I'm not 20 ways anyways anyways, we eventually I gave him a chance and he's a cool guy.

He just needs to chill the fuck out a little bit. So. So is that include right now or? Well, I mean, you always got to chill the fuck out because you're high energy, but I like you. I like that about you. I like your hair. You're a good guy.

Yeah. Yeah. What have you been involved in lately, Trash? Well, before I answer that though, it used to be worse, right? Like I used to be. Oh yeah, no, you've gotten better. You've gotten better.

Sorry, what did you say? Well, what have you been up to lately? All right, well, so I went out to Arizona like a month ago the first time and that started off with a bang, a girl actually assaulted both of us. Really? One girl took both of you guys off. You was very drunk if not on other things. She came in, just started antagonizing us.

She started the, she came up, approached us. She was triggered that we supported Trump essentially. She threw a dart at me at the bar. No, a dart? Yeah, a pointy dart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not one of the plastic. No, no, no, no, no.

Pointy dart, because she got triggered. That's not what people have though. And this is female privilege, by the way. So she does that. She clocks me, hits me of the plastic. No, no, pointy, no, pointy dark, cause she got triggered. And this is female privilege, by the way. So she does that. She clocks me, hits me in the face, smacks my phone down. So they call. What were you doing?

She was just streaming. No, I was just streaming. And she started talking to us. And she's like, who do you guys support? Cause he was wearing some Trump gear. And I was like, I support. I always wearin' the Biden hat and the Trump shirt. And she was like, why are you wearing two different people?

That's a contradiction. I was like, I feel like you're missing something. Yes, yes. I said I supported Trump. She got mad. She just started, she was drunk. She just started attacking us. So the cops come and all this shit.

And then they said they would arrest her, but we're during COVID hours. So they're like, yeah, yeah, I swear. The cops don't arrest people. Because of COVID, whatever it is, they would have arrested a guy. like, yeah, yeah, I swear. The cops don't arrest me. Yeah, I'll check it. Because they're going to whatever. They want to arrest it. They want to arrest it. They want to arrest it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no me to my face that they wouldn't do that. Of course, that's true. Yeah. They sat her down and the cops talked to her.

I had a video of her hitting me. I had witnesses and all that shit. And the cops said, yeah, she hit you. She assaulted you. I have the paperwork. I have the charges. But then they're like, but we can't arrest her because of COVID. Straight up.

They said that to her fate. We have it all on stream. But they are, they charge her. Both of us. You have it. Who knows what I'll have charge both of her. They charge her. You are we are they charge your both of us. You haven't who knows what I charge both of her. They charge like two counts of us. Yeah, she was nothing. Nothing.

So they didn't arrest her, but she can get charged. Did you lay her out? I mean, that's a once in a lifetime opportunity for a woman to come at you and just we like do you want to see the video? I have that. I have the assault on video. we could pull it up on. Yeah, it doesn't work like that, but you can email it to me. No, we'll watch it later.

We can't do that. I found that genitals. Run a podcast. Yeah. Women's genitals come in all shapes and sizes. Right. I think you'll notice that one of these genitals maybe looks a little panacee. Yeah.

I'm disgusting. They didn't pick a good medium to show off the theme. maybe look to a little panacea. Yeah. Disgusting. They didn't pick a good medium to show off the theme, like they don't all look like this. It's kind of frightening. They made the penis look appetizing, I think. I don't know if I'm gonna be honest. Yikes. They all kind of look like dicks. Like they all have a little dick on them.

Yeah, they tried to sneak it through. Yeah. And it's a little got a little baby balls on it. I don't know if I like that. Is this a real thing? That's a real thing, man. Yeah. Now all these things that I'm talking about are real, very real.

Unlike the very obviously fake news item that was the Netflix CEO got caught with like thousands of child pornography images on his computer. Is that right? Yeah, this was something that people just believed happened. Yeah, that was fake. That was fake.

That was fake. I gotta ask you to, because I see all this controversy going on. What is with you defending the Netflix show, QT? Oh, no, we're not talking about it. I got no, I have to. We're talking about it in the end. I was talking about it in the end.

Okay, you promise. Yes, we'll talk about it in the end so people can skip, skip, and they don't avoid it. I don't know. I want to avoid it. I have to ask you just because I'm very opposed to that, but'll talk about it in a minute. And so people can skip, skip, don't avoid it. I want it, I want to avoid it. I have to ask you just because I'm very opposed to that, but I'll save it to the end. Save it to the end.

I'll save it to the end. Okay, we've been going on with you, Blake. Do you've had a very interesting, I mean, you've had a very interesting rise. I think I have a pack of playing cards with your face on there too. Are you? No, no, no, nobody.

Oh, you're not. No side wants to embrace me because I, I thought you were on there. Someone was on there. No, maybe Ralph's, I I thought you were on there. Someone was on there. No. Maybe Ralph's. I remember other people were on there. Alex Jones.

Alex Jones. Yeah. Maybe Sean's on there. What happened to you? Yeah. So what is your third act here? Yeah. I'm in the third act.

Hey, it's yoga. It's your big Alaska. You know, you haven't heard about yoga? You know. Yes, it is yoga. It is my yoga means because people always ask, it means it's my year. I'm taking responsibility for this shit.

I can't blame anyone else for my, you know, demise or my success. I gotta take responsibility. What is it demise in the online world? Like what is that? Basically, I mean, you know. Because everybody always says that and always fascinates me.

They're like, oh, this is the end. This is the end of whomever. And I always think, I mean, it's just streaming. No, no, no. Either you're funny or you're not. If you're funny, people will watch you know what you do. That what that is, that's a manipulation tactic. People want you to stay offline

because they don't like you. So they're like, big deal, that's cause over and all admit, like in the past, it got to me. You know, stuff like that got to me. That's interesting. Yeah, no, it's all like, you just want you to stay offline. They want you to stay offline, yeah. Because then you're not entertaining.

Exactly. And then people go away. Exactly. And then they had the last memory of you was something negative. Yeah. And then that's what sticks with people. So I took some time off, I took about a year off, you know, we had the Ralph drama, we had like, you know, all this, you know, shit.

You guys were gonna fight. We were gonna fight. We were gonna fight. I was gonna fight Andy Worsky as well. God. Remember, there's all these fights, there's all these gay ops, people doxing and all this gay shit, it was retarded. But, you know, the thing is, is,

that's a good summary. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how else to say it, it's just stupid. You know, but, you know, I had a really good career going on, then I got banned from Twitter, all these things have, I got wrapped up in a lot of things. And I didn't really know how to handle all these attacks coming from every angle. You know, I did some cringe stuff, of course.

I admit to that. And, you know, a lot of my life is in the public eye being a IRL streamer. People see me like yesterday, I stream for 10 hours. So when you see someone for 10 hours, you're gonna see a lot more than someone who just does a podcast or a YouTube show. You're gonna see little intricacies that you wouldn't see. Oh yeah.

I could do it. This three hours a week is too much me already. Right, so you can see how it's easy to be highly critical. Like, oh, baked, you know, picked up that cup wrong or like, you know, did talk to that girl. It's like, yeah, that's gonna happen. You're gonna do weird shit. Like, that's part of your life. So it's kind of like a reality show. Like I call it like, is this America first reality? It's like an America first reality TV type thing. And I took some time off though and then I decided, like, I realized, wow, there's still a lot of people that like me support me. They're like,

bake, come back. And I was like, oh, I thought everyone wanted me to die. And then I just realized, you know what? I like doing this. I enjoy making content. I enjoy my fans, my viewers. I love what I do, and I'm not going to stop doing it. I don't care who attacks me or whatever they say. I'm going to keep doing it.

So I'm back. I'm here to stay. And it's good to be back. And I'm glad I took a break because I grew a lot too. I became a stronger man. Like my last relationship, for example, like I I sent I sent. Yeah, I sent for you. It didn't work well. No. Do you want to talk about the people? Let's go. Yeah. What do you want to summarize it? I mean, what did you learn? What was I learned that you should not simp for pussy. You shouldn't cater to a woman just because she's hot

and just because you want to get laid or whatever. You know, you need to stand your ground. You need to stick with your kind of catering. Like, what would you have stood your ground on? For example, having a relationship like that in the public eye, that's all. Right, yeah, no. She would pressure me on certain things.

Like, she thought I was way too right wing. She's like, I don't want you hanging out with Nick Fletus or Patrick Casey stuff like that. I'm like, no, they're my friends and like, you know, stuff like that. And just there were so many issues. She just kept trying to control my behavior on. And so it wasn't that I was going all the way the other way on those things. Are you body building? Is that why you have an entire gallon of water, check it, this everywhere. I know people would do that.

No, it's good. Yeah, if you have it, you'll drink water. I was drinking a gallon, but I'm always drinking a gallon. Nobody drinks enough water. Is that true? Yeah. Probably do. I drink like water.

I drink enough water. If you bring this everywhere and you'll get hooked on it, it'll be a lifestyle. Water's going to come out. I'm a hydration role model. Doctors write me thank you letters. It's really responsible for a bunch of water deaths. People drink it to you.

Those water toxicity, too much water. You can, yeah, you can. Yeah, I don't drink like a gallon a day. That's correct. But I mean, too much at one time. Yeah, yeah. Water's good though. It can kill you.

But this summer is my point here. Basically, yeah. Water is good though. It can kill you. But this is, some are as my point here. Basically, you need to be willing to walk away from a woman at any time, or she will not respect you. You need to be like, hey, the car salesman. Yeah, this is what I stand for. And I'm gonna stick, you know, I'm gonna stick with what I believe in. And if I need to walk away, then I walk away.

And I was scared, you know, I was scared of losing her like, oh, you know, but you're so popular. Why would you be scaring? You have, you have celebrity. Women love that. I know, but she was very manipulative. You know, she, it had, it was her way or the highway. Well, you learn that too.

Yeah, I learned a bunch of shit. What do you think is great? I'm glad that I went through that crazy relationship because it's, it's made me- It's something you have to experience. I had to learn the hard way. I, I, I, have to experience. I had to learn the hard way. I, it seems like I have to learn the hard way with everything. Like, yeah.

Literally everything, but I learn, you know, that's the key, isn't it? I mean, you, I don't just wake up being a wise person. I have to go through crazy shit in order to mature, yeah. If you can bounce back, then that's fine. Yeah, dude, I'm back. I bounce back. And people are always surprised to back, then that's fine. Yeah, dude. I'm back. I bounce back. And people are always surprised to like, how the fuck are you back? I thought you were dead or something. I was like, nah, I'm back. Yeah, that's the good week. Yeah, I'm

good. That is interesting what you said about people wanting you to get offline. No, they see them saying, and like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. No, it is. People send me, they're like, they get the fuck off line. Bigs back on back online trying to get attention. I'm like, yeah, isn't that off of mine. Bakes back online, trying to get attention. I'm like, yeah, isn't that the point of being... It's called entertainment. It's being entertaining. Aren't I supposed to get views?

And so, like, for instance, I have had a big comeback last night. I had 1,300 live viewers on D-Live. Yeah, and I got verified on D-Live. So, like, shit's going great. And it's like, I also want, want you know my life to be an example I wanted to be a story like telling people never give up fuck the haters fuck the fans fuck all those people that tell you Yeah, fuck oh Fuck the fans well when I say that it's you can't become to

Behold into your chat because if you do that There needs to be a balance drive the show. Yeah, we love, no, we love the fans. You know, it's kind of irony. We love the fans, but you also need to be genuine and do what you enjoy to do. The fans don't always know what they want, right? Yeah, exactly. They can be like women sometimes. They don't always know what they want.

You got to force your way. Go ahead. Yes. Go ahead. We go call for Baked to get the fuck off line again, start off. Yeah, I see the chat. Fuck you. Get off.

You can tell that you get a small contingent of people who really aggressively try to take you over. Well, that's great. Like you've got to say this, you've got to say this. You've got to say this. Right. No, it happens all the time. Yeah.

It's crazy. It's crazy stuff. You have to find a balance though, because if you're only doing what you want and not taking any sort of feedback from the audience, you know, we live in an age where it's very interactive. There's so much engagement. So it is fun to, you know, take their ideas.

They are investing in your show, you know, whether it's Patreon, I'm banned from that, but. Oh, you are? Yeah, I'm banned from Patreon. I'm banned, you are? Yeah, I'm banned from Patreon. I'm banned from like everything, but I'm banned globally now. I mean, I could have, yeah, you're paying a processor shit. Yeah, that's not good. It's all good.

I'm doing great on D-Live and some other places I won't name them. Don't wanna, you know, put Jared Holt alert out there, but yeah, I'm doing fine. Now, we're gonna win these fuckers that censor us and de-platform and demonetize. No, they got something coming for them. They all got names and Adria says, yeah. Okay, well, let's just get it. I'll just get it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no is that the censorship is that our hope is that the censorship gets so out of control

that a change has to happen that people demand it. Yeah. Well, there is some insanity with going on in that direction that I think people, who are currently being charged, he could, he could amend 230 to let lawsuits happen on Patreon. I think he will. When Trump wins in 2020, which he will, Trump landslide unless they mess with the mail and votes. I think he will. When Trump wins in 2020, which he will, Trump landslide, unless they mess with the mail-in votes.

I think so too. Yeah, the energy out here, we were in Beverly Hills, Trump LA last night. 90% of cars were giving us thumbs up. In LA, it's crazy. Because people are sick, the BLM riots, it's actually genius, have actually helped Trump a lot. Normal kind of centers, people are like,

fuck this shit, this COVID lockdown, this bear burning down cities, fuck this, I don't even like Trump, but it's just a continuous campaign. They don't want Trump. Yeah. This is helping him. It's fucking countries, literally on fire. Are you voting for him?

Trump? Yeah. Of course. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. And I'm never going to vote again because I'm terrified of this country becoming a theocracy. I hate it. I feel afraid for the first like all the

the fear that the L that the Liga Liga Buddha people have, the fear that they had before Trump was elected of what might happen. If the right gets out of control, I finally fear. I have it. I understand. Like I can feel it too. That kind of this bubbling authoritarian. Are you aligned with the LGBT community? Well, as long as there, I mean, I'm aligned with anybody who wants to leave me the fuck alone. Always, that's priority number one, whatever you do. No, very libertarian. Yeah, very. Okay.

So, yeah, I think it's necessary that the country's that the pendulum swings back to mind. I wouldn't mind a theocracy, but, you know, I will personally spare you. I'll be like, hey, Dick Masterson, leave him alone. He's fine. Yeah. Everyone else, I just want my God in charge. That's so good. Yeah.

Everybody else is there. I have a problem. Do you believe in God? Oh, no. Okay. No. I believe that God is real to people who believe in God. Sure.

That it's necessary and that it's good. I kind of agree with exactly that. Yeah, but I don't. believe in that it's necessary and that it's good. Good for there to be a belief in God. I kind of agree with exactly that. Yeah, but I don't. Do you appreciate like Christian morality? Are you like a cultural Christian? Yeah, like Richard Spencer. I'm a culture and I appreciate it.

Yes, he's exactly like Richard Spencer. No, great analogy. Not just a loud guy. Great analogy. He says, I'm not like that. You just buy some land to start a town in. Yeah, they're exactly the same. Wait a minute, yeah. No, just because he says he's a cultural.

They look alike too. We should maybe get the, you know, Spencer cut. Yeah, I think, I think that look good on you. I think Nick Rikita has it figured out with his family and his compound that he's got going on. Everybody should try to emulate him, but I don't think they have the opportunity really. Yeah, you need a lot of money for that. Because the way you get money for that.

Yeah, everyone's like, yeah, just set up a farm, grow your own crops, I'm like, bro, yeah, it's hard. Build your own, yeah, it's hard. Like I would have to do that. It just, it just, you know, takes a lot of resources to do that. It's not the easiest thing. Wait, but we cut off your answer to the question.

He was asking if you're a cultural Christian, what would you say? I don't really know what that is. He said he was. He said, you know, you appreciate Christian morality. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't need to expand.

No, he said, yeah. You can leave on. Did you see the porcelain documentary? I did not. You did not? So I saw portions of it, but I didn't watch the whole thing. So, I mean, I know it was critical of you, but it was interesting.

So let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Yeah, let's talk about it. It's a lot of detail about your history and your parents were religious, their preachers, right? My parents are missionaries, yeah. Yeah.

So I actually, and I want to be clear, we can totally talk about this, but I want to be clear That was a hit piece not a documentary Well, I'm sure because the guy first of all if you thought it was interesting I didn't know anything about you. I learned a lot and I didn't Yeah, I've actually had a lot of people say like oh, I watched this like thinking of something bad and they're like You're actually like well guys, so, so. But I'm just saying, the tone and the purpose of the documentary was to smear me. Because the guy, no, listen, this is clear on air.

I have screenshots of Porcelain trying to sabotage my relationship with Ashton. Does that sound like, does that sound like, I think that might have helped you out. Well, true, but hey, no, but I'm saying, does that sound like a responsible director of a documentary trying to interfere with someone's life? No, that is what the modern documentary is. It's a viewpoint.

It's not just documenting things. I mean, it's getting the quotes and getting the scenes to fulfill their narrative. The Neverland documentary, Michael Jackson, is just a guy writing fan say, right? Pornography about like a guy that used to be business partners. No, I agree. That's a dark matter. Okay, so yeah, whatever you want to call, I'm just saying his viewpoint, you know, he obviously didn't like me and he was trying to sabotage me.

Also I didn't appreciate he did docs my parents. They were never shown before. So that wasn't very cool because they're not, I mean, I don't know what your view is on that, but they're not saying, they grew up with the white pages. So they just expected. Like, they're not. My parents, I got a security system

because motherfuckers show up at my house. Yeah, a lot of people come after me for my politics. My parents have nothing to do with that. I just don't think it's appropriate to show them in like, why would you, do you want people posting pictures of your parents and videos? Like, would you like that in like detailing stuff about that? Right, you see what I'm saying?

I wouldn't like it. Yeah, so I like it. I like it. But I'm a bad guy, you know? I watched it, I can't control it. So what did you think about it? Yeah, like, how was it? I thought it was interesting. I thought it was interesting.

I thought it was interesting that you're kind of like carrying on with the missionary work of your, that was my takeaway. That's like you've seen like, I think there's lots of countries and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I have. But you've seen like a religious guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm Catholic.

Yeah, I was just confirmed Catholic actually. Oh yeah. I tried to do, I think I tried to do that. You got verified. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to verify it. Yeah, well the thing is um yes, I lived in Russia growing up actually for about almost two years. Yeah, I got very peruse. Yeah, at the pravda. So I do speak some Russian and you're simping for a chicken. You can pull that out. Oh my God. So think you're a head man. Hey, yeah.

I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. I could have played it off and not said that. I'm just being honest because I want other guys to learn. You gotta stand your ground, man. Yeah. Men don't stand up for themselves enough in this country, man. It's not even close.

Not even close. They wear you down so you don't have the energy to anymore. Oh yeah. And that's the way women to just destroy your mind. One is just female privilege. The women can get away with anything. You know, they attack you. They don't, they, they want equality, but they don't.

You can't say words. Can't say anything to them. They don't mean nothing to you. But here's what they, here's what they, here's what they, here's what they, here's what they, here's what they, here's what they, here's what they, here's what they're here's what they're constantly fucking me. If you stand up for yourself,

they shame you and try and emasculate you and say, oh, what? You will pussy. You can't stand it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a trick that they do to try and use your masculine desires against you and make you feel

like you're not being masked. It's a blame shift. And then the good. The guy around them will do it too. I've read some stat recently, there's like 50% of women with a boyfriend have a guy waiting in the wings, which I think is smart. Of course they do.

Why would they not? They would have to have a backup off. The thing is guys is not the same thing. Guys actually commit to a relationship usually. Maybe you should employ some of the other side's tactics. Okay. I'm sorry. Okay.

I can learn from everybody. Yeah. Well, yeah. Let's continue on the porcelain dog. So, yeah, I mean, it's, you know, it is what it is. I'm not like super mad. I was pretty mad at the beginning, but I'm finding out. It made me like you more.

So, it's a guy. Well, I appreciate that. It's a guy porcelain. Yeah, porcelain called in, but then he disappeared. Got it. And McGinnis sent his guys after him or something. And he's just gone. Yeah, no, he is supposed to be doing, was he supposed to be doing work for him,

like maintaining a website or something like that? No, he, yeah, right. He did a documentary on him. Oh, a documentary. Hit peace on him. He did a hit peace on Gavin and also Owen Benjamin. And both of their fan bases, absolutely. And look, so that's what I'm trying to say.

Like, if these were just normal documentaries, why would these fan bases be running this guy off the internet? If he was just a normal document. That's all I'm saying. Obviously, he's allowed to have his point of view. That's fine. And it made you like me more, so that's cool.

But yeah, I mean, I guess to talk about my parents, yeah, I mean, they're very Christian. They're actually like more, they're great people. They're amazing people. They're more like Christian than I ever would be just because they're like so, so, so conservative. Like, they can't even stand swear words. Like if I say, like, I'm 32, so if I go say, you're pissed to swear word to them because that's just like everything.

Like, they don't like it. If I go say, you're pissed to swear word to them because that's just like, everything, everything, they don't like it. Like, I had some friends over recently in Arizona and they were over for my confirmation and like, yeah, one of them like, you got a real confirmation, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I was, no, I was baptized when I was younger, but then, because I grew up Protestant. So I switched over to Catholic. So you have to be confirmed before you get your first communion. Man, is it just the circles on men? Or does there seem like there's this huge resurgence of Christianity? There is.

Yes, there's a revival going on. Notice that at all. It just feels like I'm getting Bible quotes. Yes. And God thrown in Bible something. Yeah. It's here. Like family values and shit. Let's go. Yes, it's because of all the anti family shit

coming out from the mainstream media from all you know from Netflix putting these fucking pedophilms out there. All right. All right Oh, wait, we're not we're not there. Yeah, we're not at the Okay, we're not even sure if you've seen all've seen all this Christians, look at all the evil at her. How could you not have a Christian response? How could you not turn to God with all this evil out there? I've noticed obviously like Nick Fuentez and the whole tradcaf thing. Other than that, I haven't really noticed.

I mean, I live in Los Angeles. I haven't noticed like an overwhelming amount of new Christians. I haven't. I've been online. But online, you live in Los Angeles. I haven't noticed like an overwhelming amount of new Christians. I haven't. Um, but online, you can probably see it. It makes sense exactly what you're saying. I, yeah. Yeah. It's a reaction.

Yeah, well, people are just reacting back and forth and upping the ante every time. Get more, I think more severe. Keep it under control this time, guys. Keep the God stuff under control this time Well like you can have a little longer Just pump the brakes you know exactly what I mean when the you know when the religious right in the 90s was going like Super hard core that that's when I turned away

That's when I fell away from my faith for a while because my parents ripped down a Harry Potter poster in my room from my faith for a while because my parents ripped down a Harry Potter poster in my room. I'm not joking. I made me listen to this cassette tape about Harry Potter hogwash, how it's all witchcraft and I'm like, it's a fiction. It's literally fiction. You can, there's actual Christian novels, The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis. It's Lord of the Rings, written by Christian. Yes, it has witches and what it's a story, dude.

Dragons, whatever. Get over it. Get over it. It's down a hairy ratter down. Yeah. That was traumatizing. Do you think my control? Do you think my faith is that weak? Right. I couldn't, you know, I couldn't just take this as something and enjoy it for what it is, but like you think I'm going to be that easily misled.

Like you raised me better than that, mom and dad. That's maybe your own. This is something and enjoy it for what it is. But like you think I agree. You're gonna be that easily misled. Like you raised me better than that, mom and dad. That's maybe your own. Maybe you, maybe the problem is your faith. I hate this way. I mean, we gotta empower kids with these mom slams. And I'm not a fan of the purity spiraling. Yeah, people will like try to purity spiral every,

you can't watch this movie, you can't watch this. You can't listen, don't listen to this rap. I'm like, I like rap music. You remember, get over it. How old are you? When we born, I was 87. Okay, so you caught, yeah, I was born 80.

Yeah, so I caught a bit of it and I'm saying I rebelled against my parents and went off and did my own thing and kind of fell from the faith for a while. Which is totally normal. Yeah, which is totally normal because I do still agree. Did you do a dance troupe?

Did you have a sexy dance troupe when you were a dance troupe? What is that? Cuties. 1987. No, no, no. It's neurotic twerking. No, no, no, no.

Definitely not. 1987 was a great year, by the way. I just love the 80s, but. Why 87 specifically? A lot of good music that year. Taylor Dane, you remember her? She came out that year. I'm into 80s pop music anyway.

So I'm sorry. Yeah, I just think, I mean, I think you should keep it reasonable, you know, like you said, it's like, if your faith is strong, if you're a Christian, like, you know, you can watch movies. You can listen to me. Like, I don't need to agree with every single word of a rap song I'm listening to. I don't need to be like,

oh yeah, I would do that. Or I wouldn't, like, no, it's just a song, dude. I'm just fucking chilling. You know what I'm saying? Smoke and Bluntz or whatever. I don't do that, but like I can still listen to the music. Like chill, it's, I can watch movies.

I can have fun. So I think like, you know, I came back to my faith, partly because just all this evil shit going on in the world, but it's like, yeah, we gotta be reasonable with it. People can definitely be too extreme where it's just not a good thing anymore.

See, family business. That's what I got out of my mind. My mom, who's also, my parents are very Christian and they said part of being a Christian is learning how to be a Christian while existing in the modern world. He knows in society that we have. You guys want to read some advice? Yeah. Let's do some advice.

See what you guys, see what you Bible, you fucking Bible, you fucking Bible, thumpers have to say about these poor guys. I call them Bible, fuck. Bible, Bible, I got to twist it around. I don't mean to say about these poor guys. I call them Bible Fuff. Bible Fuff. I got to twist it around. I didn't mean to say that. Zeppelin, hey, Dick, thanks for your advice. Earlier on the marriage, it's going very well for me.

Currently, we are planning on getting married this February. I have more advice to ask of you. I'm 22 working a new job with very good pay, 150 plus a year, 150,000 plus a year. Great. Well, it all sounds good. I'm considering quitting just six weeks into the job because the working conditions are so poor, we work 65 hours a week minimum, and I am kind of losing it as a result.

Would I be a pussy for quitting? Or should I find a job with more? Here we go. This is the Zoomer Millennial plague. The mind virus that is gonna eat the wealth of your whole generation. Or should I find a job with more life balance? Oh.

Motherfucker, you should be working 80 hours a week. When you're young. When you're 22. Because you will not be able to work that much when you are 28, 35 40 if you are making a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year you should be sleeping under your desk do not quit there is nothing in life there is nothing in life there is only work that will that is meant to fulfill you in every possible way you work from your 20 until you're 30 and then you take a

step back and reevaluate and hopefully you stacked up enough talent In enough different areas so you can coast until you're dead do not quit do not quit to find a life balance Yeah, the reason you don't have life balance is because there's nothing in your life to weigh it down Eventually you will start filling up that up with things like a family Obligations and the seesaw will flip until you say I literally can't work. I have obligations on this side. You will be pulled apart to try to fill them but do not quit and seek and search of a life balance.

What do you guys think? Yeah, don't quit. Especially that you're 22, did you're supposed to be working like? Should be working at 350K at 22 as you're 22, do you're supposed to be working like? Should be working at a hundred and fifty K at 22 is you're getting paid. You're fucking killing it. You're killing it. You are killing it. You're good. I would, well, I guess I agree, but I would like, enjoying my job is more important to me than money. Like I would rather make less money at a job where I'm fulfilled and enjoy it. I understand that sentiment. How much less?

Oh, well, let's be reasonable. No, that's right. I agree with that too, but it seems like this guy enjoys what he's doing. He's just saying it's, you know, things losing hours are too long. So losing it. Stick it. You got to stick it out from your gut. Stick it out. He goes to the gym. Get some workouts. Go to the gym. You know, get, just be healthier. I don't know. Eat some healthier food.

You got something to say, Traggett? No, well said. Give it another, give it two months. Give it till what, what is it? Give it to the end of the year, at least. Yeah. Cause then everything shills. Nobody does anything.

He's probably a just. No. Yeah, yeah, that's for two. Yeah. Over time, you acclimate. This is from Justin. Gay conversion advice. Hey, yeah, that's for two. Yeah, over time you acclimate. This is from Justin, gay conversion advice. Hey, Dick, love the show. Hoping I can get some advice on a hopefully interesting problem.

I've been working with this beautiful lesbian for a while now and we've become pretty close. She recently told me she's wanting to try men for a while after a messy breakup and we're supposed to go on a date She picked a terrible guy for the job as I haven't dated anyone or had sex in five years So my question is despite being woefully unprepared for the task How can I convince this carpet muncher to stick to hardwood? convince this carpet muncher to stick to hardwood. Lasty.

Thanks in advance for any advice. And please tell Sean, I said, thanks for not killing himself. Also dick, go fuck yourself. Wow, we've got a Mackie mishokes on dick situation. Yeah. Here, having had sex in five years, trying to figure out how to convert a lesbian.

She probably hasn't had sex for at least that. I think you just let the penis work. It's magic on that one. I don't check it. Do you have any lesbian experience? She's already setting himself up for like a disaster. Yeah, it's not thinking about that. Yeah. Like so what? So she wants to fuck you. She obviously wants to fuck. Yeah.

Just don't talk too much. Don't, don't make any jokes while you're trying to have sex. Don't give her your life story. I like her someone else's life story. I like the talk too much. Don't talk too much. Don't think too much. Don't talk too much.

Don't give her someone else's life story. It's not, I haven't had sex in five years. I'm nervous. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Turn her into a lesbian. Don't give her someone else's life story. It's not, I haven't had sex in five years. I'm nervous to do. What if they go, go, what are you gonna do? Turn her into a lesbian? There you go. What do you think?

I didn't really follow, is a guy we're talking about? It's trying to convert a lesbian to be goat. She wants to fuck him. She wants to fuck a dude. Yeah. Then just do it. What's the problem?

Just do it. Just do dude. Yeah. Then just do it. What's the problem? Just do it. Just do it. Yeah. You got any good moves to initiate the sex? What do you think? Just go for it. Just go for it. Stab at the breasts.

Align, Align, Align, I used on my girlfriend on our first date was, what was it? It was, if we were in kissing school, what grade would you get? I like that. That's actually really good. There we go. Okay, perfect. Yeah, do that. To tag it knows all. Good line. He's a dating coach. Maybe he should try your withhold the dick.

Another one, another one is I'm trying, I'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now. That is a good one. That's pretty good. That is a good one. Okay, this is from Chiebers. How do you dig and shine? Please make up a name for me if you read this. Despite your advice, I created a bumble account. I mean, make them if you want. And after a week of swiping, I have three decent dates lined up. And hindsight, I probably could have accomplished this in one evening of offline effort and saved a lot of time, but yeah. But then you don't write in. Yeah. Which of the three, if any, would you suggest I focus my energy on? So assuming they don't ghost me for reference, I'm 27 years old, 215 pounds,

standard issue white guy. Woman one is short, a little heavy, a little, okay, cross that one off. Woman two, Scott Moore, but what's the point? Woman two is average height, a little chubby. Uh oh, cross it off. Out. Woman three is at left. No, six. No, six.

No, six. Twenty six. Minimal cans pro seems fun. Very outgoing, well read, and we will probably have the most overlap in interests. Khan believes the government should have done more sooner and should have us lock down. So I'll be lying a lot. No, you don't have to lie a lot. You just don't ever talk to women about politics.

Well, that's... I don't know why, guys, but they always think I'm stuff about politics. The idealism thing, like we have to be on, we have to be completely in alignment on everything. Like, you're never really going to find that. Now, if you're looking for differences, you're always going to find it. They don't have a man. Of course, they want the government to fill that void. What do you want the government to do? I want the government to keep me safe while I'm sleeping at night. That's what a woman thinks. Just become that. Don't worry. As soon as you establish your relationship,

she will transfer all that government shit onto you. All of a sudden, you should have locked down harder and the government should fuck off. So enjoy. There you go. What do you guys think? Did you want to hear more about the stuff? So be.

Yeah, stop simply. Yeah, just stand your life. Yeah, don't lie. Stand your ground. Like he should just say he should be up front. Just what I think. Hey, you know, here's the thing, you know, you can have your guard. Don't lie. Don't lie. Stand your ground. Like, he should just say he should be up front. That's what I think. Hey, you know, here's the thing, you know, you can have your view, but, you know,

I'm anti-mask, I think it's stupid. I'm not gonna wear one, but, you know, if you wanna have your own opinion, that's what I think. Because it's eventually gonna come out. So you might as well just get it out of the way. Yeah. And I have some experience with this, like,

I'm on, you know, I've had very bad experiences, some good on dating apps, but I pretty much just get that out of the've had very bad experiences, some good on dating apps, but I pretty much just get that out of the way. I'm like, here's who I am. This is what I believe. Take it or leave it. Yeah, don't argue. Don't argue.

No. Don't try to con, you're not selling, I mean, you're not selling Trump or whatever, you're not getting paid for that. Right. Yeah. So I believe people do, people do a lot of work for free, don't they? If you, if she asks you, why you believe that? Explain it. Yeah. I also think though politics are so polarizing in today's age that if you don't somewhat agree politically, you're

not going to get along. You're not, it's not going to work. Oh, yeah. I think so. No, because I dated a girl from hinge that app hinge is pretty good on the severe sides. I agree. But I think there's more. What do you mean by severe? If you're hard, hard, hard one way or hard, hard, hard the other, what do you define that hard one way the other like far right? Far left. Far left. Everybody pretty much is now though. We're saying. I see. I don't know. It's not. I don't. I think more people are. I think more people are.

But I don't think as many people as what we're kind of feeling is being online and seeing the loudest people. But I do think more people are polarized, but I still don't think the majority of, I think I don't think the majority of people are really far one way or the other way. It's never been this polarized though. It is insane. It is. I think that's true. I see.

I think I have more in common with like I understand the Antifa people probably more than a Republican. What? Well, yeah. And that's and elaborate on that. And that's for somebody like you, I can see that because I see the left and the right like Republican and Democrats as both just generating endless welfare for their constituency like either military or entitlements or whatever. And the ANT for me, I like, oh yeah, I get it. Burn it down. Yeah, I mean, I agree with you. I think it entirely needs to be destroyed. It's just such a waste of time to be anything. It's pretending that there should be no government. Well, but that's what I mean.

It's a waste of time to believe anything that's not reality. Like, I understand why it is like it is. I can, there's a couple big things that could be fixed that would help everybody, I think. Like, amendment the first that I'm always talking about. Repeal the 19th. Repeal the 19th stuff like that. But I don't think it'll happen.

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But if you did, I was so sorry. Such an obvious solution. Yeah, give them an incentive. What if we tell them we have an ad campaign saying that the 19th amendment allows people to abandon dogs. And then you two, why women need their dogs? Can you not? Why not?

I know we have to do it. We can't do that. And then you two, why women need their dogs? Can you not? Why not? I mean, I'm sure you can't do that. But I just think it wouldn't be as much of an uphill battle as people think. They're repealing the 19th Amendment. It would, but I wish it would happen. But I want to finish real quick. I said, I did date a liberal girl from this dating app hinge and it just in the end just didn't work out. Like we were attracted to each other and all that stuff,

but at the end of the day, she's like, she hates Trump. She's like, for the COVID mass shit. And it just didn't work. We would get into many arguments. So you're already gonna have a ton of arguments and disagree with things. And then to have that on top of it just didn't work. Don't need it.

You basically have to hide a giant part of who you are if you're doing it. I'm not hiding. Don't do that. You would have to in a relationship where you disagree on that. I would have to, but I'm so vocal about how I feel about those things,

so that's just not possible. Me being myself, it's just not possible. I know, that's what I'm saying. God, what was I just gonna say? Like, I felt more in common with the Bernie people I understood Hillary Clinton and I did not. I would probably have more in common with a for real communist than somebody

from like then somebody's gonna vote for Biden. Then a neoliberal. Yeah. Yeah. All right, fellas, what time is it? It's already one. Did I tell anybody that you call in? Does anybody want to call in in there? Oh, yeah, let's do calls. You're going to do some calls, guys. chime in in the, in the discord, if you want to talk. Let me call in flat Stanley. Orin is ready to call in. Oh, yeah. Orin.

Okay. Orin, are you there? No. No. Okay. Okay. You're the guy who doesn't have an inner monologue, right? What about this? Yep. How does that work? I can't think about it all week.

And I was in a situation where I specifically thought, oh, this is a great example of how this doesn't work. It's like if you were thinking about it, though, you had an inner monologue. What do you mean? How did you think about it? No internal voice. Okay. My thoughts don't become words. They become feelings and like the ideas that words can like sum it up in your head, such as instead of thinking, I need to go to the grocery store, it's, you realize you're out of food, and then just, it's really hard to explain.

No, you're making it make sense. It makes the whole way, it's happening right at the time. Even the way you're explaining it makes sense. Keep talking about it. It's a stintual. Instead of planning ahead, it's in stintual. Like, my life improves significantly when I stop trying to plan things and just do with what my gut said.

And it's been a bunch of wins ever since then. I'm a lot less nervous about things because I'm not thinking how people think I should be. I'm thinking how I need to be, just how my brain works. It's odd. What happens if you lose was odd until I was 22? Well, I've heard that before too. I didn't even realize I was thinking differently than most other people because and then I start reading books and then I'm thinking, oh, well, they, everybody thinks the way I do,

but in order to put these on paper, you have to like take those vague ideas and instinctual imprints that you have and put them in the words and realize, oh no, how this is going on paper is how most people think or very least, you know, similar to it, but it's not. It's completely different. How do you know? Like, what made you, what was the moment where you said this, I definitely think different than people because now I'm trying to think, do I think, like I understand thinking in impulses, but I am able to think in words, of course, right? I cannot, I am incapable of having words come into my mind without speaking them. So like the arguments with your sonny.

Can you have,? Like can you have internal like imaginary arguments with yourself and other people? Because that's something I do all the time. Of course. I can't have those arguments. But I in physics, I'm mentally incapable with having them ahead. I have to speak them out loud. They were, I have to make the words real in order to do that. So physically cannot. I've tried throughout the week, I've tried at different moments, I can't. Wow. What were you gonna say, Chaggot? I talk to myself all the time.

I talk to myself constantly. When I'm by myself, I'm not around other people. No, I do too. I get stressed because the kind of guy who doesn't have an internal one, when I'm by myself, I laugh. When I'm by myself talking out loud, I'll be like, yo, you

have to stop doing this, okay? That it's enough of that already. Yeah. Just talking in just in my car, you know, that's been the worst part of quarantine is I'll start doing it. And then 80s girls on the other room. I can't fuck that was it. I hope I didn't say something real dumb.

I have never. Something further to the point about the internal monologue thing. I've never been a fan of anyone or anything. I'm a fan of yours largely because you have a capacity to very, very precisely articulate thoughts that I've always had, but never been able to form words with. Like, I can't talk about how I feel, but you just put things that I've always known, but never been able to ascribe words to you can. And you've been doing it for the past few years.

Like, I've gotten a lot better place in my life listening to your advice and your experiences. That's fascinating. I see how the way that you articulate ideas and feelings and stuff. I see that helping, no, I see that helping somebody like, like, Orrin. So you can't lie to me. I mean, you can't like revise. Do you say what you're thinking out loud and then hear it and change it? Like you're writing an email?

It seems like a surprise. Yeah, it's a surprise when you say stuff. I have a very odd way of typing things out or writing things out. It's more like the vague ideas. It's like, I can't help but just do cliff notes all in one paragraph, and then I have to sort those out and make several paragraphs out of this block of text whenever I'm writing emails. So hey, let me, if I told you that you need

to make a doctor's appointment for next week, what's the immediate thought that goes into your mind? I'd like you to make a doctor's appointment for next week right now. Do you say- I have to get on the phone with my doctor. But do you say I've got to go get on the phone? That there's no thought that like I need to go pick up the phone, right?

I have to get on the phone with my doctor. I think of the action of going towards it. There's not words that appear in my head. There's just the idea of the action of being on the track. It's an abstract talking with my doctor. Do you think in pictures, I heard some people, that's what it seems like. Yes, pictures or the idea, like I have

scribed previous times that I've done it towards the idea. The abstraction. But never, never words. The abstraction. Never words. Okay, can think of actual words, but I can't, I can't make a sentence in my head. I can speak it easily, but I can't make a sentence in my head.

Got it. That's fucking wild, man. I don't think it's the plan. But the idea happens, just not in words. Yeah, I don't think that makes sense. Set me back when it comes to my capacity to do things. Like, I mean, if we're talking about IQ or intelligence or mental acuity, I don't think it sets me back. It's just, I have to think things differently and like lean into the fact that I'm more of an instinctual thinker rather than an analytical one. However, you want to describe that.

I'm not sure. It feels like your building sentence is on the fly as you're speaking. You think so? Yeah. It seems like they're coming out piece by piece. Yeah, and I have to lean more into that and it's helped me significantly.

Like before I thought it was dumb, but I'm just, you know, socially challenged a bit, and I just have to lean into how I'm supposed to think as how I'm supposed to think. It lends it helps significantly. Are you, or are you neuro-typical? You're not autistic, right? No, I'm not autistic. I just, I didn't have a dad and my mom's crazy. So that's didn't so twice a lot. And what is your ethnicity?

If you don't mind me asking. What's that gonna answer? J. W. Just one. Oh God. I'm 164th Cherokee. My mom thinks that's important. Um, so white, I guess. Oran, they're telling you to talk about your sister. Why are they saying that? Oh, yeah. I was in here the other week about the GoFundMe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She's good now. She came out of the surgery this morning. She's fine now. They didn't have to remove scalp. They just made a small incision. Got a, like, some kind of wire probe in there to drain the fluid and remove the cyst. It's confirmed. They were almost nine, they were 99% sure it wasn't cancerous, but once they pulled it out and examined it, now they're sure it's not cancer. Oh, good. They're just able to build up from the cyst. Oh, that's great. Speaking of on a pain, but no complications, and she should make a full recovery. That's good news. Speaking of surgeries and go fund me's cords sent me pictures of his ball tumor. You interested in seeing that, Sean? No, I haven't seen that gigantic tumor of his nuts.

There you go. That's the hernia that he's sticking through his. That's like, God is protecting me. He's guys are not looking. Look at that thing. I refuse to look at that. Yeah, let me know what it's like. It's off.

I put it back on the, on the or may not be aware that there's a Kentucky meetup between Dickheads. We're all getting so sterc-razy that we just decided to have an impromptu thing about it. Good. And just tried to cut Kentucky meetup, drink, shoot guns, all jazz. Cool. Just have a good time. And I, and the cords lives close to me, so I decided to pick them up on my way. And this motherfucker, the week after I make my go fund, he decides to do his, it's like, okay, great, great. Great. Way to invite the love there.

Thanks. I mean, yeah, thanks. You're welcome for the idea. I actually, I don't think that people would give to you out of spite, just to spite him for trying to piggyback off of your girlfriend. And here's something that happened. While they were in surgery, they discovered that my sister's balls also have a hernia. So I would like everybody to have my sister's balls dot WordPress dot com.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. I have evidence of why cord is a piece of shit. I don't know. And donate to my sister sisters go fund me? My sister's balls. Oh, dummy pesos.

This cord is a liar in a rat. All right. All right. All my sisters balls. Stuttwordpress.com. Okay. Yeah. Look at that.

You have a few for good. That's fun about anything. So like, I mean, are you really going to give that man money? He can't even keep his own balls together. Yeah, good point. I'm sure you're making sure your house is going to be my sister's a manager. Domino, she has a future on like this idiot. Oh, wow.

All right, Lauren, goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Let's do voicemails and get the hell out of here. Thank you. Can you plug your guys stuff before we do voicemails? Yeah.

I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, but before we go, I thought we were going to talk about. We'll do that at the end after the voicemails. At the very end. At the very end. Very, very. I promise. We have everybody can skip it.

We have one more really good story to the content spring. Yeah, do it. Tell me. Okay. Yeah, I'll start off. He can kind of chime in. But now, he just wanted to tell some of our Avengers make sure to check us out on D live that's where you can find me baked Alaska on D live.

I'm streaming pretty much like six days a week. IRL streams they're long streams you get to see it's like a reality show you get to see me eat you get to see me walk around. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like it's in confrontations with people. Oh really? Yeah, I've been getting kicked out of a lot of stores for refusing to wear a mask.

Oh good. I like this content. A lot of those clips have gone viral. What's the worst one of getting kicked out? Um, the grandlucks with the end word. Oh yeah, that was better. What? No, that wasn't about the mask.

That was, okay, so I have this TTS speaker on me. That was about the penis. Yeah. No, I have a TTS speaker on me yeah no I have a TTS speaker on me so people can pay five dollars you donate whatever they want basically they started spamming F all N words and we're sitting down in Vegas eating dinner with lots of black people yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and like yeah for some reason they get 90% Vegas is like Detroit Michigan. It's like 80% black But yeah, so I don't know what's going on in Vegas. It's a weird place out there right now But um, we're sitting down. We're eating that thing goes off and then we're like dude Holy shit and this black guy runs up to us. He's like what are you doing? I'm like I'm not playing that

That's not me They're donating I'm like, I'm not playing that. That's not me. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, it's not me at all. They're donating. I'm sorry. Hey, come on, bro. Yeah, and then like we got kicked out and there's this whole scene and the security, you know, we got trust pass from the hotel in Vegas and Quite the event. We had fun though. It was quite the adventure, but um about About the mask, you know what? It's this there should be a game like just hot potato, but it's the N the N word. You know, you have it. You walk around with it all day. I love it. It's funny. It's the best. The best story. Yeah. One of the. I just think it's funny. How could they make that? Well, they make that movie today with that sandwich board. I think they could. You think they could? Yeah, I think they could. I don't know, Sean, because he's put in

a position of, you you know or people were gonna Die, okay, so many of the enough people are gonna die in his position Bait Alaska saw these girls on the Hollywood Boulevard wearing next to nothing he tells them Okay, I said put some more clothes on she's like fuck you and like said all these things to me I'm like okay, you're fucking horror like I she fired at me. I fired back and then And then ten minutes later we run minutes later. There's this guy spitting on the Trump star And then he gets up and he starts shoving his finger. He was like throwing up Yeah, I was screaming.

He was rubbing his snott in spit on the Trump star. I'm like, dude, are you okay? And he's like, get out of my face. And he starts shoving the snott, trying to rub it on my face. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna fucking pepper spray you. Get the fuck back. And then that girl that I called a whore came out of nowhere, splashes a cup of water in my face.

She's like, fuck you. And he started a pickle. She literally came out of nowhere. And then couple water in my face. She's like, fuck you. She started to pick up. She literally came out and nowhere. And then so I couldn't get the pepper spray to work, I'm like, Chad, it's spray. You couldn't get the pepper spray to work. Yeah, I can spray no. I never worked it.

I never worked it. I had never used it before. So apparently there's a safety lock. You gotta like, now I know. I'm like pressing it. I'm like,. Yeah, I didn't but I figured it out He figured it out. He sprays the bitch. I was raised the other guy to yeah, I chased a girl down She jumped in her car Oh, no, yeah, can she attack this guy's running like 30 miles an hour down the street? He's like

an hour down the street he's like fuck you! I'm sprang of you. Yeah, yeah. You're getting excited. He jumps in her car but she doesn't put the window up fast enough. So he got it in the car. Yeah. And then I caught them at a stoplight they drove by I said, thank you.

And then I realized that they were going towards a red light. And if I run fast enough, I can make it to that red light and see the confirm that I really got them. I get up there. She puts the window down. She's covered in slime. She's got teeth on there. You pepper spray. Go.

Yeah. Oh yeah. And the female thing came up to the guy was simping. He was like, don't do this to a female. That's a female, bro. That's a female. So she gets to a safe female. Why don't you say a female instead of being there?

Because they want us like take it easy on them. I don't know. Because she's a female, bro, that's a female. So she gets to a say say female. Why don't you say female instead of female? Because they want us like take it easy on them. I don't know. Because she's a female means she gets to come up. And it's creepy. And it's creepy. Yeah. And it's gulp on my friend with no repercussions.

Yeah. Yeah. Just disgusting. Fuck those bitches they got owned. Man. They fucked with us. I mean, you can't just a lot of this is free entertainment. You can't do this.

You can see this for free on D live dot TV slash baked Alaska for free. Yeah. Speaker saying word every eight seconds. This is happening. This is absolutely free. Guys, you want to tell him about the sleep stream too. I mean, there's so there's so many. We don't have time for everything, but we can. Yeah. Okay, this is stream. We, okay. So we did a sleep stream with Chagot in Arizona. Basically, what I did. Watching you sleep? It's why it was watching Chaggot sleep,

and if they donated a Ninja Genie, which is like 10 bucks equivalent, I would spin a wheel, and it had a bunch of different challenges that we would do to him. One of them was like, hit him with a taser. One was eat cat food, water board him. So it was all these challenges.

And then during the whole thing, I set up this massive sound bar with a sub in his room at full blast. So people could donate the DTS and the music. And so people are like donating fart noises like bass boosted like Burr. You know, like all night he's freaking out. He's like, dude, I'm trying to sleep. And I'm even trying. He gave up. He gave up on trying. But then like, finally the wheel stopped. Out of all the things, I thought he would freak about the taser, like something else,

but it was the cat food that broke him. He couldn't, he would not eat the cat food. I am not going to eat cat food. And I told him that before I had, I said I'm not fucking eating the cat food. Yeah, I was just disgusting. Oh, yeah. And I love cats, but they're animals.

I'm not gonna eat their food. So yeah, he freaked out. That's a strange reason to not eat the cat. That's a reason too. If you love cats, you should eat the food. You know, be one with the feline, be one with the cat. Okay, guys, but yeah, lots of fun streams on D-Live and what plug your channel to plug your channel to you know i do videos on youtube dot com

slash real dilland vulk uh... i haven't really set up my d live much yet but if you want to follow me it's chaggot c-h-a-g-g-o-t on d live uh-huh and uh... you will eventually be streaming there and uh... real dilland vulk on instagram facebook youtube uniformity baby and he will eventually be streaming there. And real Dylan Volk on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, Uniformity, baby. You guys are a great pair. Oh yeah, no, we're best of friends now. That's what I'm saying.

We're like, it's such a funny story. I hated this guy. I felt like he was stalking me. I felt like he was like an ex-girlfriend. Yeah. Like, can we hang out like, but now I fucking love this guy for real. Like, we're actually really good friends.

He told me, he ended up, I appreciate that man. I ended up getting out of him see the reason I was acting like that was because I sense that there was something wrong. I sense that like you didn't want to be Love me told me what I was doing. I have been like badgering him with questions about his ideology Yeah, yeah, just don't do that move over a little bit like badgering him with questions about his ideology. Oh right. Yeah. Yeah, just don't do that. I want to move over a little bit. That's not a way to be fun.

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And I want to say thanks for having me on dick. Thank you for having me. I really appreciate? No, no, we're still on. And I want to say, thanks for having me on Dictum. Thank you for having me. I really appreciate it. This guy, I answered a DM finally from here. Yes! The guilt-trippy worked. Hard man working hard. Blame it on Leo, which Leo.

Mm-hmm. That's cool. These guys are great. Yeah, actually, yeah, a lot of people told me to go on your show and it's been a long time come to some clad I actually got to come on. I love you here. Yeah. You're doing alright Right Passing sound for you Take some time to rewind and ask yourself

If you're doing alright Right There's a pattern here And still you ask Why would I stay What is this about? I don't know. Usually I know what they're talking about, but I don't on this one. I'm the time to do your cards, my time They still carry you away I swear to these people they don't care Alright, milkers

Alright Try to you want the never change The bottle, the bottle Try to you want the never change Want the magic change Steady ask, why don't I stay? Here they say if I swear nothing bad will happen Nothing but you happen Something's happening all the time Oh, I'm getting the energy I'm straight

Whatever I swear these people they don't care I know that this is fire Try to leave me Try to leave me Try to leave me Try to leave me I want the magic shapes What? I want the magic shapes

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Thank you for coming. You're cool viewers. If I've got even watching this discord, they're funny, man. They're great. When I came on your show last time, I said, Just shout out to the dickheads. So many people told me they saw it. Me on your show last time I came on your show last time. Dickhead. Shout out to the Dickheads. So many people told me they saw me on your show last time I came on. Yeah, you're really funny, Traggett.

Shout out to the Dickheads. We love you. We love Dickheads. We love our police. We love our cops. I wish. Did you ever seen his? I shouldn't have played that with the fucking head.

There you go. Next time, hey, no. Dick, we got to do like a one on one sometime. And what we'll do that. Let's do a mix up. And I'll do I hate the fucking place. I ain't gonna play. You can play your song, I'll play mine.

Somebody said, baked tempers, chagget, very well. That's what I'm saying. We're good duo. All right, let me do a couple of voicemails and then I'll play a QT's one. You can talk about that all you need. All right, cool. I'm ready. Iicemails and then I'll play a QDs one. You could talk about that all right cool I'm ready. I'm fired up. Oh, no, I'm not

Tell me that she is OCD. I'm gonna wake the fuck out Hey, dick. Hey, Sean It's just a teaser cold open up Then hearing a woman say oh my God, I am so OCD. Oh yeah, open your purse. Open your purse right now. Don't open your purse right, fucking it. That's what I thought.

It looks like the Hobo Yard Cell Reject Collection. Yeah, that's not OCD. You wanna know what OCD is? OCD is having to put on a new pair of socks. Every time you put on a pair of shoes, if your feet touch the ground one time, OCD is having to have four Q-kips, because if you have three,

you have to go to Walmart and go get another one. Because after you shower, you have to have four Q-kips. Four Q-kips, OCD is when if you take a shower and you go outside and all, you have to shower before you can sleep otherwise you will just lay there going, oh my god, I need no shower. OCD is fucking, if your feet test the ground, you have to wash your feet. Does he have OCD? It's toxic.

I don't like what OCD is. He's just like a spasit. He's like a spasit. When you go to other people's houses and you notice that they spool their toilet paper the wrong direction work goes behind. Yeah, you've got to sit up over the top and towards the front. You've got to fix that. You fix that roll.

And then you go to every other bathroom in the house. Yeah, I'm just going to put my wife in the bathroom. You don't be able to scream. I'm joking. He's got to have what OCD is. He's got a more part is you can't talk about it because everybody thinks you're crazy. OCD is if you hear people chewing you get so mad you can no longer eat and you want to fucking scream at them if I hear people chewing or making mouth noises. That's maybe that's great. Literally angry. If this guy, you can't fucking can call. If everybody thinks you're crazy for it, you can't help.

That's all you have to say. That's what OCD is. Okay? Just because you don't like the way your husband folds towels, because it makes you look like you can feel a picky bitch. That's what that does. Let me do a sheathbath. All right?

Sean. Yes. And in remembering to never forget, I've kind of knocked, not joke for you. Sean, yes, knock, knock. Who's there? 9 11. 9 11. You've never forget. There's an OCD joke. Very good. Very good. Wow. I actually have serious OCD. I take medication for it and it is not a joke.

Like I feel his pain 100%. He definitely has it and it's no fun. It is, what does the medication do? How much does it like knock off? I finally, finally found a medication with my doctor that actually is like helping it as a recently. But for a long, for like a year up until recently, I was doing things that hurt myself.

Like my OCD was physical. Like I had to bang my head into the corner of a wall. I've heard of her too. I'm just somebody who's not joking. He's not joking. He had this knife and he like had to keep touching it until he bled. I'm like, what are you doing?

He's like, I don't know. And if I don't do it, then the pain, the anxiety of, you have to do this, you have to do this, you have to do this like, I don't know. And if I don't do it, then the pain, the anxiety of, you have to do this, you have to do this, you have to do this, you have to do this. It's honestly, I'd rather just fucking do it. Like the pain of hurting myself a little bit is less than the anxiety of not doing it.

I completely believe that. The medication is filled out the anxiety. Finally, I found a combination recently that helps thank God, because it is no fun Yeah, it's it feels like you like you said you have it to no no, but the I've let me see your purse I've talked to people I've talked to you like that where it's just like you it has to release in some way It has to release because the mental torment is so great that it's like I need to do this

That satisfies it for a little while and the pain I just slam my fingers in a in a wooden door Ouch and the pain of but the pain of not doing it the angle anxiety worse than slamming my phone How long did you have that without getting medication? I've I've kind of had it on and off my whole life We were trying to figure out what's the, what's the med? Well, buterin, well, I don't, well, buterin, it's, it turns out it was causing it. So I lowered that dose and I'm thinking, like, I can do it because that bumps up your, um, nor a penneferin. Well, buterin does.

Well, buterin does, yeah. What does that mean? It's one of your neurotransmitters that are, I mean, you've got, there's like 120 some odd neurotransmitters, but you've got the big ones people talk about are serotonin, norapenephrine and dopamine. And the increase in dopamine and norapenephrine can exacerbate those with like a, a kind of a pre-disposed tendency for that kind of stuff, they can bring that out. Can you say that?

Like a black accent? Eiffel Nafran. An exacid. No, but Nafran. Yeah. I don't think I can. It a black set. Capital.

Okay, here's. Hey, Nick. We're going to raise people who take great issue into the fact that people other than the race of a food make that food Yeah That's actually run by a Korean Koreans That's a good people as a whole Good people

You know that chocolate places run by a white guy Dude, I don't fucking care I don't really want food from other places that you're off about how much I love the race that made it I'm not going to say that the Mexicans do make the best taco bowls. They do. They make great tacos. They do. I can't. I'm not going to do make the best taco bowls. They do. They make great tacos. They do. I can't say.

I'm not going to a French restaurant for tacos. Now people say they don't like Mexican food or sushi, but they don't live like in the ring of fire. Like what are you talking about? I'm not like sushi. Come on. You haven't lived one more. Maybe let me find a canceling since I'm canceled.

That'll lead into a cutie. You can bail out now. If you don't want to hear anything about, you bail out now. Um, hey, so since Dick is canceled now, no, I'm going to only address Sean. Oh, great. Sean is Sean chef. We have that logo. That's a really nice. Niggum Eurage this morning is all the, so today, today is the day. Today is the day. You have to always remember to never not forget. Oh, yeah. Remember 9-11. Today is the day. Did you remember? I forgot to remember to forget. I forgot the end Christ. No one can shut the fuck up about it. Yeah. It's less, it's less. I was almost there. Like, oh, it it. It's less, I was almost there.

Like, it's almost there. I was almost there. But it is significantly more of this. It's almost there. Like, I know that it's drug dealer. And he posted on his story, the Snapchat 9-11, always remembers and never not forget to always remember. And do it.

He said this he says the black screen with this text bubble it says whether or not I believe the government did it. I will always honor the 15,000 American who died in a political scheme. I will. I will. I will. to bail that. It's great. Hey, as long as you remember, those fucking people, they should die.

Well, that's illegal. Go fuck yourself. Don't give them any ideas. I wasn't on speaker the whole time. And also, only go fuck yourself, because it's only Sean. Right. Yeah, I'll fuck yourself. I'll tell Dick.

I'll tell him. I'll pass this message along to. I don't know if you're allowed to talk to me since I'm canceled in a I don't know. I mean, I Do you think it's funny this gonna be a grace period? I think you know being canceled. Well, yeah, I mean that I can still talk to you Oh, and get me messages. I guess the cancel vine. It's not just like a I don't know It's not like a hard, you know, cutting of the cord is it? It's a well certainly no one's cutting Netflix's cord I'll tell you that much. Yeah

It's a, well, certainly no one's cutting Netflix's cord. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Did Cuomo kill more people than 9-11? Did Cuomo, Governor Cuomo, by forcing nursing homes to take in infected COVID patients, did Andrew Cuomo kill more people than the terrorists killed in 9-11? I'm not sure.

I'd like to see the numbers. It's about 2900 something in 11, yeah. And a non-zero amount of old people were killed by his order to take sick people back into nursing homes who couldn't handle it. I'd just like to know the number while we're remembering. You wanna talk about cuties now? Yeah, let's do it.

Okay. All right. So I guess I'll start. I mean, I just, I've seen a lot of tweets. I don't, I'll be honest, I don't know the entire situation. Apparently you're getting canceled. Oh, yeah. Whatever, but I mean, I, and I did see a little bit of your debate with War ski. Yeah. I think that was just lovely, which is, that was just lovely. Okay. So you're getting canceled

on multiple fronts here. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Um, so yeah, I guess about the movie cuties. Yeah, I'm just very, very opposed to that. I think it's disgusting. What's that? What's that? The movie cuties. No, but when you say you're opposed to that, what are you opposed to? Because it's a movie that has 12-year-olds, twerking, in highly sexual outfits and situations. And I just don't think, well the girls themselves, you're putting them through that and then you're having other people watch that shit and it's being promoted on a mainstream platform on Netflix while people like me, you,

all of us have certain controversial opinions and we get banned and we can't. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So I'm saying, I'm not as offensive as that. I promise you, I'm not as offensive as that. No, you're not. You're not. I don't think you are.

But my point is I think it is wrong morally to put 12 year olds in a, they shouldn't be twerking. There's, it shows nudity. It shows nudity. No, it doesn't show nudity. It's said a female breasts something. Well, that's what a synopsis says, but I mean, a bunch of people watch,

they said it doesn't show nudity. Well, regardless, I saw, okay, regardless, I saw some clips and you see these 12 year olds twerking and doing very sexual things. And I just think that's very morally wrong, disgusting. I'm obviously very, very against pedophilia. So, you know, first of all, we're all against pedophilia. Okay.

Gentlemen, let's throw that out. Yes. Let's make it clear. I'll hate it. Right. Ironically, all the clips that I saw from it were posted by people who hate it and who think it's perverse and disgusting, but somehow they insist on clipping out the worst parts of it and putting it on the internet for mass consumption, like a million

people. Don't you think that's a little odd? Yeah, so I'll answer it then I'll let him chime. So I think it's good to show, I mean, it's already out. It's already promoted by Netflix, it's already out. It's not like they're leaking something that wasn't out. So it's already out for public consumption. I think it is important for normal people to see,

hey, this is what your kids are watching on Netflix. Look, I saw some clips and about 15 seconds in, I turned it off because I didn't want to, I thought it was disgusting. I thought it was gross. So I do think it's good because if you just say oh something's out there You know these days with all the fake news with all the disinformation like that synopsis Yeah, because they on it's bullshit

So for people to actually say hey, this is the exact footage that's on Netflix Yeah, kids are watching and look it's being promoted as a good thing that is really not good So that that's my defense of it. I understand some people get way too into that and it becomes like a fear porn and they're like, look at this, look at this, look at this. Look at this, look at this, look at this. Disgusting, look at it again.

Yeah, like these guys are being victimized. Look, yeah, I personally don't wanna have like, you know, my content isn't about just constantly showing gross shit, like, but I don't think there's anything wrong with people showing clip of that and saying, hey, this is what's actually an Netflix. This is very wrong. This is disgusting. Ew.

This is why you shouldn't support it. So let me ask you this then. You believe that there is a proper context for showing that offensive imagery. Yes, it is in the context you've presented is that when it's in the guise of limiting or stopping this sexualization, then it's okay to show. Right. Like if you showed like, you know, some violence, for example, you're like, yo, this guy got shot by whatever you, you drugs look like.

Yeah, you would show a clip and say, you know, I, I don't agree with this. Yeah. Go ahead. Check it out. It's highlighting how, how bad is it? How wrong our society has, has taken a turn for. Yeah. So what if I were to say that the writer and director's intention of making the film was

to take something that girls are already doing, film it in a way that showed people what the problem is. Would you say that that is not dissimilar to the context that you've described? If her intention was to film something that girls are already doing, wide scale, and say, look, this is the film. Make up your mind. If you're not aware of what's happening to the girls that are ages 10 plus in our society, take a look and be uncomfortable with it and think about it. If you have kids, address it. Yeah, but that wasn't the intention of the filmmaker. She says it is.

She says it was. Yeah, she says it's autobiographical. She made it specifically. In her she says it's autobiographical. She made it, she made it specifically. In her words, she was at a party and she saw 11 year olds doing one of these dance routines and it made her uncomfortable, but the parents were sitting around not reacting to it at all. Isn't she like some massive, like, left wing lady? I mean, that may be, but those are her words. Right. I can find it. She has, that doesn't mean that that wasn't her.

She still cares about women, daughters, especially because she's Muslim. Imagine how she grew up. I just don't really believe her. I don't know. They're putting, look, you have 12 year olds torquing in stripper situations with very sexually suggestive clothes

and positions and all that. And you're putting it on Netflix. You're putting it on a mainstream platform and promoting it. I have not, I've yet to see and you can correct me if I'm wrong. I've yet to see any sort of information that's like, you know, at the end of the movie, this is bad. This is why we should have do it. So the clip where they're all dancing, they cut that, the guy who clipped that, cut

it right before the main character gets so disgusted by what they're all dancing, they cut that, the guy who clipped that, cut it right before the main character, gets so disgusted by what they're doing. She runs off the stage and has a mental breakdown. That is the moment, so those girls learn those moves off the internet. As you do, they went and found them in self, the girl, the main character is in a repressive Muslim family. That's like extremely patriarchal and I mean, you know, France, Muslim. You're still making these girls into real life. You're making 12-year-olds do that though.

Is that appropriate? Well, now that's what she's asking for. I don't think that's appropriate. No, but I'm saying I don't believe that's appropriate. It doesn't matter because if people are over 18 and they're doing that stuff, yeah, it's a movie, but 12-year-olds. Now, that's not appropriate. I understand your position on it. Are you willing to now, are you willing to go to these dance

pageants, like dance moms? This is a documentary? No, this is fictionalized, but the documentary dance mom. Yeah, that's a, there's thousands of hours of little girls doing this, like sponsored by, pushed along by their parents, TikTok and Instagram are saturated with this kind of material. Oh, yeah. No, I think it's disgusting for sure. But what are you willing to do with that outrage? Because everyone is willing to post these pictures and scream about it.

And they're willing to see Ted Cruz ask, as if there's nothing else going on with our country to ask the DOJ to investigate Netflix, which basically just purchased a Sundance film. Like they had nothing to do with it. Netflix is really corrupt. I mean, they have ties. They just gave like Obama a massive deal. They have a lot of religious guessing people.

They have Netflix for sure. It's like 95% of their political donations are Democrats. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, I would have figured it. You would have figured it. Yeah, sure. But for sure. It's like 95% of their political donations are Democrats. Yeah, you know that. Yeah, I would have figured it. You would have figured it. Yeah, sure. But for sure, what are we besides taking these four girls and giving them the shame treatment? And we've also got the 650 girls who auditioned. They've all got parents who see nothing wrong with this. As a society, what are we willing to do to stop this if it's not take kids away from parents? Well, the, I mean, the, no, the fault definitely comes down to the parents in these

situations, their minors, yeah. So what are you going to do? Well, I think the parents don't have a problem. I think it's good to raise your voice against this show. I just don't think it's a good show. I don't think it should be out. I don't think it should be promoted. I just don't think it's a good show. I don't think it should be out. I don't think it should be promoted. I just don't think it's a good thing for society. I mean, we're battling over the context and so many things about the show. So you gotta realize most normal people who see clips or see the movie or see parts of it online,

young girls are gonna see that and be like, oh, that's cool. That's on Netflix, whatever. So. You think young girls are gonna watch a three hour French art house film and stuff? It's on Netflix. I don't know. So that's on Netflix, whatever. So you think young girls are gonna watch a three-hour French art house film and stuff. It's on Netflix. I don't know.

I mean, you. I really want to know, what do people think that pedophiles when little girls are gonna go out of their way to watch a three-hour French art house film versus just the Disney channel? No, no, the Disney channel and Instagram are loaded with this kind of violation. Oh, for sure. And I'm not saying they're not. I just think this is a very specific example that people can point at and say,

okay, these are 12-year-olds being sexualized on film. This is gross. Like, it doesn't matter the context of like, oh, it's teaching a lesson. Like, you know, like, what are you supposed to do? Something very disgusting and be like, hey, this is a lesson. I mean, these are 12-year-olds.

They should not be twerking on camera. They should not be sexualized by these netflix, corporate overloads, or overlords that are directing this whole thing and get in this position. It's a disgusting thing that happened. I'm sorry, that's just my- I'm not to be sorry, but what to you

when you say it shouldn't be happening, I hear that as we need to pass legislation to stop it from happening. I agree, yeah. I don't think girls that are underage should be sexualized in films and like that. So the end result of that is taking kids away from the parents. Is that what you think should happen to those four actresses in that movie?

And is that what you think should happen to parents who let their kids do that kind of shit on YouTube? Are parents make bad choices? Because, possibly, when you say, it's hard to, it's hard to,

you know, I don't know exactly what the consequences should be, but I think we should speak out against it. I think we should say, well, the director did. This is wrong. She says the director who wrote, writer director wrote this says, after it's been screened, parents have come up to her and said, thank you for doing this. It really makes, it gives me courage to talk to my kids about this shit, about a very real

problem that is happening. So by the way, that's happening, whether we like it or not. Do you think it's okay for a 12 year old to be sexualized in a film? It's not a question of whether it's okay. I never wanted to see the movie in the first place. I'm not going to watch it. It makes me uncomfortable. Yes.

But you know what? The question is whether or not I'm going to make it illegal to me because that's where when Ted Cruz gets involved, when the government gets involved, that's the only hammer, that's the only tool they have. Is this is either going to be illegal or it's not? And it might be illegal. I think we should have morality in our laws and I think it should protect children. Absolutely.

I would say what is the point of the government if not to protect something like this from happening? We have so many worse problems happening to kids right now that this just having parents decide what their kids do. I mean, this encourages pedophilia and that is a terrible. That you can't prove that. You just can't prove that this encourages something. I'm memorizing it. To you?

No, no, not to. It's encouraging it. I mean, come on, it'sizing it. To you? No, no, not to. It's encouraging it. I mean, come on, it's encouraging it. You can't just say it's encouraging pedophilia. Here's some kids and skimpy clothes twerking. No matter the context, there were 12 year olds that were put in sexual situations, that were put in revealing clothing,

that were forced to twerk for money. They got paid to be in that movie and that was glamorized whatever the context, it just, it shouldn't be allowed. That's my opinion, if we're up to me, it should be allowed. It should be illegal. If we're up to me.

If we have a vote, if I were to vote, I would say that should be illegal. You know, the alternative to making that illegal and taking those kids away from the parents is putting them in foster homes where they will definitely be legal. You know, the alternative to making that illegal and taking those kids away from the parents is putting them in foster homes where they will definitely be raped. Well, I think what we need is a more, you have to look doing. We need to have a rally until it will come down to the process. I think you have to look at what kind of society produces parents that would be okay with

this. And you're, it would take a societal change because in our iteration of celebrity and they're imitating like, you know, older people doing this kind of stuff. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I'll be honest with you. If I was those four girls, I would be more traumatized by a bunch of right-wing men telling me what a slut I was in this picture, then I ever would be doing some dumb dance routine. It's a good thing you're not a 12 year old girl.

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do let a child do that. That's their parents. Everyone is, the letting is God given. It is, but it's not. You don't have, you don't have, you don't have kids getting molested? Yeah, no, no, no, that's, you don't have consent at that age. Yeah, 12, you don't have consent.

Well, you don't have consent in a lot of things. The letting people's autonomy is God given if you want to legislate it so that you can take that away from them, that's fine. No, you can't evaluate. When you're on a contracted set, there's no autonomy. The parents have to sign paperwork. But it's the parents autonomy.

Yeah, I mean, you're allowed to raise your kid as you see fit. If you're going to tell me that you want the government to step in specifically in cases like what we just saw, then I go for it. I do. Yeah, I do. For sexualizing minors, yes. In that certain case. Yeah.

I think you're going to get, I think you're going to get a lot of parents that are not happy with what you're doing. That's okay. They don't have to be happy with me. Well, I think they're bad parents. I think they're fucking bad parents. Yeah. Maybe you're about to arrest a lot of parents because there's dance competitions exist, beauty

pageants exist, like child beauty pageants exist. Where is it? Also, where's the line? And you are going to have to draw a line that is not possible to draw. You're about to take a staggering amount of kids away from their parents with what you deem with what you deem is inappropriate.

Yeah, I can tell you how you would it. How about we, I think what baked green with a culture? We need a culture where if there are some parents who want to subject their kids to that, it should be so shamed and so like look down on and pressure to not do that, that those parents would have to just shut their mouths and they would not do it. Right, I mean, he wants better people in a society or people in a society to shame them.

We should promote healthy family structures. I mean, you yourself said you wouldn't want your daughter doing that, right? Well, yeah. So that's something we should promote as a society, be like, yo, this is fucking disgusting. I don't care what your context, message, whatever. It's just gross. Let's not have kids do that. You know, let's not.

Let's just say pedophilia is wrong. That should be enough to, you know, the pedophile thing. It just seems like the right wing version of screaming racist. No, definitely not anything in that movie. You don't think our country Hollywood is controlled by pedophiles? No. Oh my gosh. Are you from controlled by pedophiles?

Yes. And you not see, do you not know what's going on right now? I do not think our country is controlled by pedophiles. No. Oh, wow. I mean, they exist. That's crazy. They exist at all.

I think they exist in all. Did you not know about positions of society? Did you not see how many child sex trafficking rings were arrested in LA alone right after Trump got elected? I mean, it's a big problem. Yeah. Do you know the number? So right after Trump was inaugurated into office,

February 1, 2017, how many child sex traffickers do you think were arrested in one day in LA? A 10 million? I don't know. I have no idea. It was around 600. How many child sex traffickers do you think were arrested in one day in LA? A 10 million. I don't know. I have no idea. It was around like 600 600 child sex traffickers in one day right after Trump got into office And then there were about and then there were about like 40 something kids So that's in one day homie and you're saying this is not a problem in LA. No, I'm saying it's a problem everywhere. Yeah, and you look at the elite, you look at John Podesta, you look at all these weirdos. All these weirdos that are running shit,

and a lot of them are in the kids, man. So that's something that we should call out. And you see it, like you admitted yourself, it's in Disney, it's in Nickelodeon, you know, it's in these kids shows, the petoprogramming and all that, the propaganda, we need to fight against it. I think it's in Nickelodeon, you know, it's in these kid shows, the peto programming and all that, the propaganda, we need to fight against it. I think it's a big deal.

I think it is a big cause. Like I've been going to these rallies, they're called Save the Children's Rallys. You can make it legal though. You should come with me to the next Save the Children's Rally. Oh, God. Just check it out. And we talk about this stuff, they're good.

There's thousands of people come. They're actually going to be boycotting the Netflix headquarters, I think, later this month. You should come just check it out. Just see what it, you know. Go with me. Decide for yourself. If you think everyone's crazy, then that's fine.

But I just wanna know what you're gonna do with all these kids. You gotta take from their parents. What do you mean? I said we could not do, we'd have this culture where the parents are, you can't have a culture. We have a culture already Culture this promoting this

Culture the planks good life 30. Yeah our culture sucks and so many ways We I agree what are you gonna? I mean that's like oh poof. Oh now we all think collectively this is terrible And we're all about how the fuck I'm not not personally going to be rounding up children and the shipping the ma you know like i think they're going to pay someone else to do it i understand how the laws were it starts with starts with right it starts with talking about it yet not tolerating it like we're not at the stage like we know exactly what we're going to do here but we know that this is wrong we know shouldn't be

promoted it shouldn't be encouraged and instead we should promote should promote healthy families that aren't sexualizing their kids. It sounds like that's what the director did, to be honest. Like, it sounds like that was her idea, and she did the most successful version of that in history. Because that's what everyone's saying. Because she pays 12 year olds to be sexualized. So that's how she did. You're not outraged by this movie. Like, when you see that, you're not outraged.

More like morally. It's morally? Yeah. by this movie. Like when you see that, you're not. I would. Uh, morally. It's morally. Yeah. Like a movie. I mean, I was aware of this problem before I saw the movie. Like I saw the poster and I said, oh, that's going to do it. Exactly. You're so well, this movie, then why don't, why wouldn't you want your daughter to do it? It's a great, you know, it's a great, just pro this movie. I said I already was aware of the.

You just did. You just basically did. How did he not? Well, you said, I mean, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm not outraged by it. No, I don't really get out like, I mean, okay, yeah, you said you were an outrage. So why wouldn't you just have your kid do it? Why doesn't your kid just act in QD2? I mean, I'm not outraged by heroin junkies and I don't want my kid to do that. I'm just not outraged about,

should I already know is happening? Yeah, it's just an extreme libertarian. I know, I just I know shit is already happening. I'm not surprised by everything that is in front of me. Look, I'm not like freaking out. I'm never seeing any of you like to happen. Hey, that's wrong. You know, like, why is that so hard to say? Um, because parents are allowed to parent their kids. If you wouldn't want your kid to do it, then there's something morally wrong there. No.

Just because I wouldn't do it. There's nothing morally wrong. No, I wouldn't do it. No, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do. If you wouldn't want your kid to do it, then there's something morally wrong there. No, just because I wouldn't do it. There's nothing morally wrong. No, I don't think. So why wouldn't you want your kid to do it?

I don't moralize how to tell me why you wouldn't want your daughter to do that film. Why wouldn't you do it that film? Yeah, that is a hell of a lot of weird exposure for a child. Because I know exactly how men are going to react to that because it makes them uncomfortable. And they're not able, men are not able to process that kind of discomfort and they are going to freak the fuck out about it, which is what they did. Just wait, and you don't think that anyone would sexualize your daughter for example, if your child was in that film, you don't think anyone, I mean, just say, I'm really not what I'm back to the, it's, it's, it's,

it's, it's either illegal or not. If you want to make it illegal, go for it, but you're going to be taking a lot of kids away from it. No, what, what, the point I want to make and this is very important is that when you put girls in that situation, when they're underage, you're going to have guys, older guys sexualizing them. Bottom line, I guarantee people, older guys are already sexualizing these girls and that is wrong and that shouldn't happen I mean you're kind of doing that just by talking about it. He doesn't want to make it necessarily illegal. He wants to make it socially unacceptable. It's already socially unacceptable No, it's not Netflix the biggest network in the world. It's promoted. It should be socially it's not socially

It's not socially unacceptable. They're getting the Netflix money while we're getting banned. Not everything is about illegal or legal, something. It is to me. Well, because there's a lot of shit that's illegal, that just happens. This all just seems like a big waste. There's a lot of things that don't have to be illegal because they're so seen as unacceptable that people don't do them out of the societal pressure. Well, I don't know, Sean, what do you, let's talk about it for too long.

I hope to everyone. I hope everyone. No, that's interesting. I like the viewpoints. I like the, I like the, I like the, I, you see where you're both coming from. Yeah. I get the, I actually, I relate a little bit to, to both sides. I get the, the visceral, oh man, like, no, I don't want to see it.

I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. No, my daughter wouldn't do that. And I get the, in this case, it is a, it's one of those slippery slope arguments that I fucking hate the slippery slope arguments. I really do. I really do. They're fucking doing it.

You remember kids came out when we were like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. And everybody lost their mind. Everybody, the harmony, Karen, yeah. There's many, there's many actual documentaries of kids learning sexualized dance moves, like Mad Hot Ballroom.

Yeah, it's, no, I know, it's, and I understand what you're saying about, you know, be great to have a society, just snap your fingers, put that shit away. No, we don't fucking tolerate, that's, there's nobody consuming it, nobody doing anything, but it's, it's, I'm tweeting it completely imperfect. I see Tulsi Gabbard saying, these guys should be twerking though on their show.

That would, then you would not be banned. But what about, you know, I use the example before, don't you think it's important to show people that this exists and say, hey, this is bad, you know, we don't want this to be out and you show a clip. I think if, I think if Tulsi Gabbard is saying, this is soft-core child pornography and I think if, I think if Tulsi Gabbard is saying this is soft core child pornography and

then posting it, I think you've got a major cognitive dis, you've got, you've got, you got, no, because you agreed with me earlier that people might show, say something out of context and like, oh, it can't really be that bad. But then when they see the clip, they're like, oh, it is that bad. I actually, no, no, I understand what you're saying. I do not agree with you. No, I don't think that you're not, I don't think that you're showing.

Because if Pelosi Gabber just tweeted and said, oh, there's this awful show, La La La, people would be like, oh, but it might not be as bad as she's saying it is. So by showing the act, it's already out there, dude. It's already on Netflix. If you can't explain how bad something is without doing it yourself, it ain't that bad.

Yeah, but we've been talking, we live in a world where there's so much fake news, people exaggerate, there's stuff that's out of context. To show the actual film footage that's already out there on a mainstream platform, I think that's totally acceptable. You don't need to show child porn to teach people it's bad. You just say it's child porn. Obviously, obviously. Obviously, obviously. Obviously. But this is some kind of different thing.

I'll tell you why, because it's unbelievable that some garbage like this would be put out on Netflix. Like it's people don't actually, when I tell people this, they're like, nah, that can't be real. That's not real. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't just watch one of two clips.

They watched some clips and then they're like, okay, I don't want to support that. That's fine. The clips are for educational purposes. Yeah. I agree. Jagged gets it. Hey, if it's offensive, don't, I mean, if it's that offensive and you want a band, don't

post it on Twitter. I don't agree. I don't agree at all. I mean, you must not actually think it's that offensive if you're posting. No, that is so autistic. I don't agree. That is autistic. You should, I definitely think it's fine. You

post it and so people can see the horrors of what it is to warn people and look how bad our society is. How else are you supposed to share? I mean, I personally haven't shared it myself just because I think it's gross. But I'm just saying like, I don't think it's bad that someone's like, Hey, look, this is bad. Here's a clip. I think it's gross, but I'm just saying, I don't think it's bad that someone's like, hey, look, this is bad, here's a clip. I think it's funny. It's funny. Stop looking at, this is disgusting. Look at how disgusting it is.

Look at how victimized they are. No, I get why they're doing it though. It's for the wise pedophiles. We have to sit through an art house movie to see it. It's for the, it's for the, it's got a clip on right-wing YouTube. It's for an educational purpose. All right, I love you guys.

You're fantastic. Thank you for coming. Yeah, thanks for talking about this. That was fun. Maybe I'm uncanceled now. Probably not. That's probably my explanation. Probably more worse.

Just keep looking. Hey, well, my advice would be, you know, just keep going. If people tell you to go away, don't fucking listen to him. I will never do that. They always tell me to take a break from Twitter. No, don't fuck yourself. You're taking a break from break from fucking Twitter one more time find me on YouTube and Instagram real Dylan Volk That's R-E-A-L-D-Y-L-A-N-V-O-L-K All right, I got you. Cool. Thank you last time. D-L-I-D-E slush. Yeah, it's been fun shout out to the dickheads

You guys are awesome. I had a really fun time guys are fucking cool. Thanks. I don't need comments Sean No, I'm done. I'm fucking cool, too. I loved him. He's great. See you guys. awesome. I had a really fun time. You guys are fucking cool. Thanks. Got any comments, Sean? No, I'm done. I'm fucking cool too. I love him. He's great. See you guys. Bye.

Goodbye.