The Dick Show - Episode 254 - Dick on L's

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

Women reacting to animals in war movies, vaccine enthusiasm, a trademark Chauvin shoulder massage, "Women Posting Their Ls", women are in charge of the US economy, the Roomba, packing the SCOTUS, 150 million new poor people, CDC vs. Racism, women crying power dynamics, and the Sisyphus voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The old rebooter now. That's the, the old. What are we talking about? How people just fight you on that? People just, I don't understand it. Just rebooted. Just rebooted. I don't know why it works.

Because it's all broken. That's why. I don't know if it repairs something or I've got permissions or some shit. I don't know. This is expired. But it does. No fucking do it. Just did you try it? It's like, oh, wait, well, I quit, I quit that app and just fucking reboot the whole thing.

Now just do it. Before you came to me with this shit. Yeah, I don't, I don't get it. I'll lead with that on tech support. Yeah, hi, this is happening. I already rebooted it. Let's just get that out of the way. Yeah, of course. I already rebooted it. Yeah. just get that out of the way. Yeah, of course. I already rebooted it. Yep.

Well, okay, well, I'm gonna go ahead and have you rebooted again. You know what? You're not wrong for making me do it again. Yeah. Because there's been times where I've lied about it. I already rebooted it. Well, we don't booted it yesterday. You're not wrong for making me boot it again.

Boomers are the worst at that. Did you reboot it? Well, what I did was... Well, I closed out the internet browser, and then I opened it back up. Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you idiot. Dada, duh, duh, duh, duh. Okay, thank God YouTube is launched streaming.

So wait, Dick, the YouTube isn't up. Yes, it is. It is up. It absolutely is up. Hot off the presses. So I've done the penis enlarging. This guy says the three quarters of an inch in a year is true. I've done it.

I didn't take pictures because I didn't ever know I'd be hearing about it on the Dix show. This is a different guy. Do it. The reason it's not talked about is because there's no product that's to sell. I mean, I think there's a product there. How about just penis enlargement coaching? We call it my 900 number. I'm buddy penis, buddy, buddy penis.

What do you mean no product to sell after the, you mean like, cancer, like how they keep, keep the cure for cancer all bottled up shot. Well, that's true. You mean there's no wealth in the sale. My brother was telling me about this in business school. I think I've brought it up before the whole curic model of business where basically I think they either,

they really don't make any money on the machines themselves. They don't make any money on those machines, but the cake cups. So they license that to, so it's like they kill it on that. I love that invention. I love how wasteful and how much trash it generates and how everyone uses it. And the coffee sucks. I love all of it. It's like watching pigs just eating out of a truck. I got it on my car. I got my cup of coffee.

You can have your own nose your own fucking grind your own beans, you animals. Well, they do have a they do have a little cup or whatever you can put your own shit in if you want. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You still have to use that cup though. Well, you have to you, well, it's, but it's a reusable cup. Mm. Don't want it. Yeah. That's even grosser. So now you're, it's like a hard to clean cup. Well, it's not really a massively grosser. And you're never going to wash it. You know, well, you're never going to wash it. Yeah. Just for the reusable straws, for the record, I'm gonna hear plumbing my dick. I do not have a curing, so there's, but I didn't think you would have a curing.

I know that they, I just know that people who have them, they use that reusable thing because they don't like the fucking coffee that comes in the cake cups or whatever they call them. I like having an idiot machine for my coffee, but I hate the little piece of trash that I have to make. Yeah, right. I didn't use that stretcher thing

and there are before and after picks of people who have done the same techniques. I just can't believe it. Is that gonna be the second half of my life? Anglic pain is stretching. I wasted the first half playing with my dick and getting no returns out of my investment.

What about the guys who do that like crazy shit where they like, you know, hang a sender block from their dick or something? How come their penises aren't huge? What are they? I mean, if they're still attached, they're probably enormous. Oh, it's going to be one of those shows. I can already tell. Women posting their elves is gonna be here. I

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Hello dick. What's that, buddy? Thank you for not killing yourself. Yes. Joining us again on this very unhealthy program. Oh, are you registered for the weight loss contest? I'm not registered. Oh, I've been really beefing up for it.

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And then your starting weight is about eight pounds more than you actually weigh. Yes, cheating. That's encouraged in this contest. I can't believe that. You know that, you know that's true. Sure. Nothing is there to stop them from doing that, but they need to register. You got to be in it to win it at fat.dick.show. Yeah. There's teams set up. You can have your own team with your fat friends. You and your fat friends

can join together and lose weight together. And then you have bragging rights. You've got to take a picture every week. I'm going to make an upload thing for you to put that week's weight in and upload a picture of your scale, your serious about it. You're going to just go in there and put whatever weight you want.

This is a serious contest for serious fat cells. And people who just want to lose a little bit of weight. We're going by percentage, right? Sure. Well, that made a way to do it. That's the way to do it. Yeah, it does. Okay, go to fat.dick.jpg.show. It starts April fat tenth, which is April 15th.

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was a complete, fucking new one for me. Yeah, where did they find it? Because it just covered it. But it doesn't tell you what day it is. Doesn't it? It's in it 19th? I don't know, but June teeth. That could be anywhere in the convenience.

Can we? I mean, yeah. I honestly don't know. I still don't know what day it is. I think it's that all I know is, I think we might be able to have a road rage in LA on June Teeth. Really?

Yes. A protest for the Chauvin becoming innocent and being a free man and probably doing a whole book tour. He's got just innocent. You know what I was thinking? Innocent. Yes, innocent. You know what I was thinking?

We, the jury find the defendant innocent. He's going to open a massage of traveling massage business where he comes and knees, knees into your shoulder. Really works your shoulder out for Yeah. For nine minutes. You're gonna be the special. I guess this is just tasteless. It's this this is showman's new business that he's starting June Dean's when he walks. Uh, he has a, um, he has a perfectly shaped patella to like get in there.

And man, you got to see that dry footage, John. No, we're near his neck. No boy. Oh, God, it's so bad. It's so bad. What do you think? I think it was murder, but that's not what's, that's not what the record's gonna reflect. Well, here's the thing,

but you'll get your pants off fentanyl, but he's got three charges. Yeah. So wait, do you think they'll get them on anyone? I don't know. I don't think so. Cause what it's, I really don't think so. Second degree murder, third degree murder, second degree manslaughter. Like all those murders?

I just got to pick a murder. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Second degree, third degree, third degree. No, because I was reading an article on this.

It's crazy. I can't remember the Latin term, but it, but it, like, the psychology of the person committing the act. Yeah. Factors in, usually, too to what they're charged with. That's why I don't think he's gonna get anything. I don't know. I mean, you fuck.

I think he's gotta get convicted of something. So you make your appointment with Chauvin's, for Chauvin's misogyer, and you pop a couple fentanyls. If you want a full treatment, I have a couple fentanyls. That's good. And then he comes over and just works. He's shoulder, man. Oh, you're telling me nine minutes of some serious knee shoulder work?

That's heaven. I would, but you might see heaven. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Uh, if, if here's the lesson for a cops, if you want to stop nationwide riding, next time, next time that you kill someone Just start screaming. Oh shit. He's overdosing. That's what I've learned from the trial. Good. You go as soon as he's dead You go. Oh my god. He had an overdose holy shit. Even if you shot him

Bam. Oh my god. This guy's having an overdose everybody. This guy's having an overdose right here lead poisoning It's so funny. It's so funny. I haven't seen any of the trial. I've read a little bit But I haven't they get these guys and I don't know if anyone cares about this fucking trial of the century Oh, oh, Jay. Oh, Jay's revenge. Oh, Jay's revenge. Well, the thing about like nothing like the crisis we Prepuses revenge. We were kids when the OJ trial, you know, and we're like, I have those pugs. Oh man.

Nothing really. No guilty pugs. That was kind of the first time where I was like, Oh, like, nothing should really surprise you. Mm-hmm. You know, about the criminal justice system. I mean, going either, you know, just anything can happen.

They had, they had these women on the stand. Doctor, presumably, although you know, just anything can happen. They had these women on the stand, back the doctor, presumably, although her behavior would not indicate it. Well, that's the, hey, again, you know, I'm always defending experts in such, but you can find somebody to buy and pay for, and you know, they're, what?

Anything, yeah, I mean, are you sure? You can find an expert to, you know, it's like this person. This person, be sure the human race in such a way, this person, they have nothing but contempt for. And then you can look, I mean, are you sure you can find an expert to, you know, it's like this person betray the human race in such a way this person they have nothing but contempt for and then you can look time of bullying and you can look back and you go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like they're always on the other side of the of the consensus, you know, it's like because they're always the defense and they're always for the prosecution. They're just like that the fucking arguments they're having are so

assidine and your medical opinion, you think that Neon is net killed them? nine. And your medical opinion, you think that knee and his neck killed him? Yeah. And your medical opinion, you think, oh, I've, what's out the old all that ventinol? No. No, maybe that killed you, actually. Like, not one honest man, not one honest man.

Do you think, you think maybe the knee might have killed him? Yeah. You think maybe the ventinol had something to do with it? Yeah. Well, that's one of the, there is, yeah. Primary and contributing factors, you Yeah. Well, that's one of the, there is, yeah. Primary and contributing factors, you know. Oh, it's just an, it's a big, it almost, it almost every cause of death.

So then they go, this guy, this is the fucking quote of the, woman quote of the century. Guy says, how about all these other times that this was going on and nobody, nobody died. She goes, well, yeah, isn't that interesting? Shut up, you fucking bitch. Other people have died though. This one, I don't know. I was his thing, like no one died from this. Yeah, isn't that interesting?

Like, what are you doing? You're gushing. What do you think your purpose is up there? You stupid bitch. Oh God, it made me so annoyed. I'm like, let him out today. Fuck, fuck you. Fuck this.

Talking about throwing some guys dead, talking about throwing someone in jail for the rest of their fucking life. You know, that's not that interesting. Yeah. Huh. Here's something that makes me rage. If you get the vaccine, shut the fuck up.

Oh, you mean just, yeah. Oh, I did, well, that's, but everybody does that. With everything. Shut your fucking mouth. It's the combination of, I'm pregnant. I, all of the, all of the announcements together. I got the vaccine, hi, five, I can't wait to get mine. Just shut up.

Shut up all of you. Shut your fucking mouth if you get the vaccine. People always have to. Shut up, keep it to yourself, shut vaccine. People always have to shut up. People always have to, whenever there's like a, you know, just like a big movement in society or whatever, it's almost like it's, there's just like compulsion to share. I bought a head.

Oh yeah, sure. Well, that's, I mean, they give you the little stickers. Oh God. So everybody knows. He's a card. Yeah. Here's my card. Go ahead. What were you gonna say about the compulsion?

No, that's it. There's a, it's fucking aggravating. It doesn't really matter what it is. It just, Oh, yeah, been a year of this with the people. Can't shut the fuck up about every, on my way to Krispy Kreme to get even fatter now that I've got the vaccine.

This is, I mean, I don't know how you, I'm just saying. Well, I mean, keep, like any semblance of sanity being, just being on social media, like, like it's just fine to you at your house. Yeah, I, Hi, I have the vaccine. Just no interest in like what my friends or family really,

like just think or what like the, just like the average person thinks, like I just don't care Got my jab on my jab day got my jab burinos. Where my jab burinos at? Fuck you Um, and then there's the silver liners too now coming out. Oh well, there's any silver lining to the what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, that 150 million people went from being in the middle class to being poor. Not shut the fuck up.

Not everything has to have a silver lying. Oh sure, glad we did all that. Well, it's like, you know, now the healing can be. Now the healing majors are just a just back to the office. Just a pause until the next fucking giant, you know, fuck on humanity. It's it. What's going to be?

People have to, you know, I don't know, just rationalize or, or it's like, no, sometimes just fucking, sometimes just shitty situations. Yeah, there's no, there's no, it's not silver lining. It's not silver lining. Yeah, it's like, it's like, this is bad

and also this is bad, which bad is worse. But it's, there's no, yeah, it's not a silver lining. You just don't, you don't, I don't know why people need to have that. I know it's to maybe keep some kind of mental sanity or, you know, keep in some kind of good mental state, but it doesn't, it's just not, it's not realistic. Well, the CDC has moved on to bigger, bigger fish to fry. So the CDC on Thursday declared racism as a serious public health threat, becoming the largest federal agency to do so. Is it just, can you just take a day off a week and pat yourself on the back for all of this. You have to go after something next.

Jesus Christ. Racism is a public health issue. No. Oh, okay. I think I thought the fucking rolling body of research. So what they're saying? Centuries of racism in this country has been because it don't have access to the same.

And negative impact. You know what's a profound and negative impact? Everyone is fucking fat as hell. Yeah. How about that? How about before you get to the, before you get to the hundreds of years of racism that you can't even cure out of dogs,

so good luck with humans. Let's start with, let's have a bumper sticker sponsored by the CDC. You're fucking fat. Lose some fucking weight. It costs a fortune to keep your fat ass alive. You cause the pandemic, because you're too fucking fat. Stop eating shit.

Yeah, it would have. But a warning label on hamburgers. I don't know for the fatest country. And what they're on, say the rest. So how do you rabies the fatest country I think? Is that right? Yeah, because they're smuggling little boys in their roads. Jesus Christ.

Mexico has been. Mexico's fat is fucked in. Yeah Yeah, it's but we have been too, I think. Holy shit. Racism. Yeah. I mean, so how about the big fatness? Yeah. What is the big fatness fall on the scale? That's across all fucking racial lines to build a healthier America for all. We must confront the systems and policies that have resulted in the generation of NPR statement. But, I mean, I get that like poor people and all that kind of stuff, they don't have access to the same healthcare, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, okay, because of racism, that's why I see the point. Well, I mean, whatever, whatever, well, that's what the different positions. Yeah, I mean, you know, the agency has new funding

to address the COVID disparities by making investments in racial and ethnic minority communities, as well as other disproportionately affected community. How, how is any of that? How does that shake out? Confronting the impact of racism will not be easy once he said, yeah, it'll be fucking impossible. Well, that's every fucking impossible. That's my next statement. God, damn you goddamn gen X you boomer fucks. Some things are just impossible. And that's that's

why I go back to this all the time. We do things that don't actually change anything because changing something is it's just too fucking hard. There are things that we just can't go to the doctor because it's expensive. No one has any fucking money. Well, and, you know, yes. Yes. Yes. Insane. You know what?

Here's something else. Makes me rage. Aids go ahead and see that South Park episode deikes. Remember that one? We're Mr. Garrison Is a woman and defense that lesbian bar from the Persians. Do you remember that episode? Yes, yes, yes, I go fuck you haven't seen that episode. Yeah, right here. We go. Let's put this on the Persian nightclub She's not really laughing. I'm like wait a minute

She's not really like you know halfway. I'm like I know this is funny So again we halfway through. Zerxes comes in and it's like walking in. Nothing. Like, have you not seen 300? She was not. I haven't seen that movie. What the fuck?

Yeah. Stop this. All right. Well, we have to have. No, we have to watch this. I didn't know it was a fun material. You need some kind of a foundation for these jokes to land. Right. They are funny. Right. I'm not going to sit here and giggle to myself for something I've You need some kind of a foundation for these jokes to land.

They are funny. I'm not gonna sit here and giggle to myself for something I've put on for both of us. I fire up to 300 watching it. It comes to a scene. There comes to a scene, which there's always this fucking scene in every movie that they need to put a warning label in front of or something. When the elephants come in and they throw the elephants off the cliff, like war elephants. War elephants.

Oh, those elephants I hear, oh, those elephants sitting first of all, they're computers. It's not a real elephant getting top, but secondly, Kenya, now, this is, those bloodthirsty elephants we're gonna kill. This, there needs to be a warning for women

or a little thing that pops up, the elephants being happy afterwards is something. Digital elephants may be harmed in this movie. Keep it, control yourself. Yeah. There needs to be like a little dead guy in the corner when that's happening going. It's not real.

It's not real. Don't, don't do it. Don't let me, ah, don't let me hear it out of you. Mm-hmm. Um, keep it inside. I'll start steaming, boiling. Well, the original, the original scene called for war puppies. I thought that might have been, you have been just a bit too far.

They can't help themselves with it. Yeah. So movie over here. I read about war elephants and stuff like this, because it's like, wow, there's like the, you know, the original tanks. They weren't used all that much, but a good portion of the time, you know, when they got attacked, they turned around and trampled their own troops. That would, that would have happened.

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Traces steps. That's good, that's good that that happened. It just kind of makes, even I found out the concept, I'm like, well, that doesn't sound like something that would hold up under pressure. Every fucking movie. Every horror movie. Some kind of animal.

It's like a horse. There's a Napoleon that horse. Oh my God. Someone will stab the horse and one every woman in the audience. Shoot the horse out from under him. That horse. Well, the horse, what did they have to do? That's the horse.

And then I found out that, you know, the place that said no animals were harmed in this movie. Yeah. That's all fake. Oh, that turned out to be taking bribes for animals to get harmed. Well, you put that on the movie. Yeah. Another big scam. I said, why'd open?

I think I heard, I mean, I know that's, I know that every movie that has had that label on, that has not held true. That is not true, no? Yeah. So it means animals were definitely harmed and then we got paid to put this on the movie. So, you know. Don't think, God. For that, I wish I hadn't have just debunked it right now

because that's what we need. I'll just cut it out. Thank you. She also bought a Roomba. You got a new, which I was a huge asshole about. Because I, you know, when somebody gets in their eye to buy a new gadget, Yeah. Like, ooh, I'm gonna buy.

And you only have time. You can only delay it. You can't stop. You can't kill that. I know. Every once in a while, that'll get me, you know? Like, yeah. I should buy a boat.

Like, ah, yeah. I know you're gonna do it. You're just figuring out ways to justify it to, you know, to yourself. So I have been running defense on the Roomba because it just seems like such a piece of garbage to me. Like every other invention ever, you know, it's stood upon us by Amazon. I think it's just a, it's just like a novel, like people think it's neat. I think that's why I thought it was because it's not really a scam. It's not efficient. I mean, but I guess it's neat. I think that's why it's why I thought it was, because it's not really a scam.

It's not efficient. I mean, but I guess it does it when you're gone, you can program it too, right? But I mean, I was a huge asshole about it. Like, oh great. What's a dog thing of it? It's funny, it's tries, it like jumps around, tries to play with it.

Oh, it doesn't start it. Yeah, like walked over and hit it. Well, accident, yeah, they'll start. And fuck me, the goddamn thing's amazing. Well, accident, yes. Yeah, they'll start. And fuck me. They got damn things amazing. Oh, you like it. Yeah. Yeah. Picks up all of,

which is exactly what it says it's gonna do. I can't, I'm fucking astonished. They have sensors and stuff. It knows like where the corners are and it'll go right. Yeah, I mean, I've seen them work. It's unbelievable. So now I'm a huge asshole and got them eat my words for the past.

Here's something else that makes me very proud. You know, have you heard of the Supreme Court, Sean? Yeah. Have you heard of packing the Supreme Court? Yeah, I have. That's a thing. I don't know why anybody is opposed to that. It is, this is the Supreme Court issue is why conservatives are so, are so very, are so very impotent and cowardly that any,

every single president should get in there and double plus one the size of the Supreme Court. Oh, hey, what's up? I'm president now. Yeah. Nine. No, it's 20. Yeah, there's all my new guys.

Well, I know that's fuck you. Yeah, every single one. Roosevelt was, you know, going to do it. Yeah. I do not see, I, this is, I am so divergent on apparently everyone in this regard that they should every single one get in there doubling it plus one.

Why would I not? Why would I not? The next guy's gonna do the exactly exactly the same thing. There should be hundreds of them in there by now. Fucking hundreds. And they would all be young. It makes, it is the worst possible them in there by now. Fucking hundreds, and they would all be young. It makes, it is the worst possible outcome to have right now.

With nine geriatrics, who never fear anything. If absolutely no fear of anything, they're as partisan, they're as completely partisan. There's no concept of duty to the constitution or the Republic or anything They just vote with whoever appointed them. So why the fuck not why why pretend that that's not exactly the system that we have yeah Fucking yeah other conservative people. Oh, that's a horrible idea. Why fucking why? Just put them in there

Yeah, I haven't given it a whole lot of thought, but you know, I mean, you're right. They don't fear anything because it's a lifetime of point. Yeah, I mean, like, so they don't worry about a constituency or reelection or anything like that. Let's see here. How are you talked about, Shobin? It's great. CDC versus racism.

Yeah, middle class fall down 150 million. Slipped down from the middle class and to poverty. That's cool. Yeah, middle class fall down 150 million slipped down from the middle class and to poverty. That's cool. Yeah. No one's going to die from that. I mean, at least they're not dead, right? They may be poor, making less than $10 a day, but at least we save lives. You know, for a dollar a day, you can feed an F, you know, you could eat the, you could eat your, you could eat dirt out, you could eat vaccines. We're going to send you some vaccines and you could eat the, they're probably high in protein. You got a lot of RNA in them.

I don't know. We'll find out because you're not, you're not having money to eat. So the middle class, you, yeah, the middle class is just, it's, it's just, you know, shrunk at a faster and faster rate. Yeah. It was climbing before this, before the pandemic hit. Let me see if I actually have any.

Any stats for you on that one? Less than $10 a day, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all over the world. Oh well, sorry, maybe next time, maybe next time we'll figure something out for you guys. Next generation, we'll have a middle class. 50 years ago, 76% of 26 year olds in America lived with their spouse. How's that for a stat? So 76, three fourths of people lived with their spouse. How many years ago? 50.

50. Yeah. So what year is that? In, late 60, 20, 26, uh, yeah, 50 years ago, it's, well, 50, yeah, 50 years ago, it'll be, oh my God, it's 1971. Yeah. Jesus Christ, fucking 50 years ago was in the 70s. Yeah. That's fucking, that's appalling to me. Today, that share has plummeted to 24% of 26 year olds. 50 years of their spouse. 50% of their points. 50% that's a lot. Yeah.

And with their spouse, but yeah, does that take into what about the marriage rate? I don't know how to do that stat entirely. In fact, 26 year olds are now more likely to live with a parent than with a spouse. Oh no, I believe that. How about that? You know, I was like, what a parent than with a spouse. Oh, no, I believe that. How about that? You know, I was, what a fucking horrible stat that is.

I, you know, I was, I was, I went up to my mom's for Easter. Yeah. And she, she and my dad are like smack dab in the middle of the boot. I mean, they're born in 1950, boomers to the core, right? Coming of age in the late 60s. Watching the wonder years. Yeah. So, you know, I was talking about,

we were talking about just how our generation, generations after that, she goes, I don't know how, how you guys buy houses. I don't know how she goes, no, that's what I mean. No, she goes, it's crazy. She goes, the down payment on our first house was $5,000. Every time, every time, she goes, I'm saying that.

She was on fucking strangle them. But no, but she was, she said, yeah, yeah, but she's saying like, I don't, she's saying it's your reality game. Like it's fucked. Oh, I know. She has enough presence to go like, well, we did it, how come you can't, you know what I'm saying?

I know that they know it's fucked. That's the worst part. It's not the same thing. Yeah, it's fucked. How come you can't, you know, I know that they know it's not, that's the worst part. It's not the same thing. Yeah, it's fucked. Why do you guys start voting for something? Anything to help. I'm already close the doors. They still got it in them.

Every single thing, they still got. I'm gonna get mine first. I guess. Yeah, 26 year olds are now more likely to live with their parents. That's, that's, that reflects exactly my experience. Yeah. Yeah. Just knowing people know, you know, it's like, oh yeah, yeah.

What a disaster with parlor. Parlor. Oh yeah, here they have with partner too. People are not buying homes. If they are, they own a fewer and fewer people, you know, pay their homes off. Yeah. Like, it's like World War II and it just, it's a perfectly linear line about like how much of your,

you know, home you own. You know, nobody has any fucking equity anymore. It's crazy. Everybody's dumping crypto. Like a big black hole eating a son. Yeah. Swooping by. They really, they really are just dumping

in all the, all their money into it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see this MLB thing moving their all-star game out of Georgia? Did you care about that at all? Yeah, I mean, I heard about it. I don't care about like the political stances like of, you know, the MLB. I don't care where it is. What do you use? Can you pick up tickets with Will Call? What do you just like bring a buddy? What do you mean? Like if you go to a Major League Baseball game

and pick up tickets, that Will Call that someone left you, do you just go like, Hey, I'm Sean. I mean, I am Sean. Why would I lie? Yeah. Is that how it works?

I don't know where you're going with this. Well, do you need ID to get your tickets from MLB? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm testing it. Okay, I see. see. I see. So the vaccine. So I need to have my medical card proof on me to go to do anything. Yeah, I don't know what I mean. It's some things are some things I'm sure they're going to want the card. But I liquor. I need an ID. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the one thing, the one thing that controls everyone's life, no, absolutely not. So the vaccine is not, the vaccine cards are racist then. Even though I even though the fucking CDC says racism is such a big problem and they're not getting vaccines, I presume because I don't know, maybe they got other shit to do. It's kind of hard

to go sit in line for four hours a day. But the one thing, never, never will have, never will have an ID card for. Yeah. So it's so, it's so right to your fucking face every, every time they talk about it, it's so insulting. Well, we can't have voter ID cards. That's racist. Okay, so, but to sell liquor, I need to have a fucking library of paperwork filed. And the guy coming in needs to have an ID to do anything to see a movie with boobs in it. I have to show a fucking ID. That's not racist then. Oh, you fucking liars. God damn you. Uh, because everyone that you need to vote for you, a significant number of them can't fucking read. That's why.

And you don't wanna have to bust them to the ID store to get a new one and then have to bust them to the voting store. It's a lot of gas. A lot of gas. So. Uh, let's see what else I got here. Now, slide cast. Let's see what else I got here. The Village Theater is paying their interns

based on their race. Oh, that's cool. If you're white, you don't get paid. Amazing. What's the Village Theater? I don't know, some stupid theater. Some nothing theater that's paving the way. Psychopath test. what do I have?

Who's the psychopath here? Oh, let's see. Men with psychopathic tendencies are better at faking remorse, suggests a new study. They tend to be more successful at convincing others that they are remorseful in gaining their trust. Women high in emotionality. Women high in emotionality. Women high in emotionality.

We're most consistently likely. The new Reddit Journal of Science. Oh, it's just a slash science. It's just a, no, no, no, no. This is just an aggregator here. It's in a side post. Gotcha. It's just a summary.

Yeah. Women have got that very, very psychopathic looking guy. I think Yeah, I guess that's what I'm up with the handsome sexy man. Yeah, I'm this art. He's very Part of thinking, you know, what's that movie with Christian bail? American Psycho. Yeah. Yeah. It was just a little scruff here. I guess. Yeah. Classic psychopath, right here.

Classic psychopath, but you can see it's a psychopath scruff. Yeah, you can see one of the hallmarks of a psychopath. Can only shave every fourth day. Women with high in emotionality were more consistently likely to favor psychopathic men. You don't say, huh? A whole study on that. Right.

Wow. Women are capable of being lied to. Whoa, no way. Okay, what else do I have here? 54% of people who have been vaccinated are still worried about catching COVID. Yeah. I saw a guy before you came in, riding his bicycle up the hill. Yeah.

Wearing a mask, stupid. We got, you got, you've, you've, you basically have zero chance of catching COVID, riding a bicycle up a hill. Yeah, it's not, like in those low gears where the guys, the legs are spinning and the bikes barely moving to get up the hill, wearing a fucking mask. Like buddy, you got it.

You need to go into some kind of a camp. Well, you need some perspective. You need some perspective. Yeah. There's some people who like, you know, fear is going to just rule their lives. A man. And he's adjusting it as he sees me.

And like, what are you afraid of? What's wrong with you? Yeah, it's wrong with you. Yeah What is what is wrong with you? see here Uh-oh another man was outed for being straight. John other celebrity man. Yeah tick tocker Gonna watch this woman's horrible Gonna watch this woman doom dirty.. Hmm. Sure. Not really.

No, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I've, let's see. I just, I like the highlights that the women are hitting now. When they fuck a guy and then they don't get, uh, famous or any of his money permanently, which is what they all want. And when that doesn't happen, they lose their minds. Tiktokr alleges Chase Hudson. Allegedly sexually assaulted her during Chase Hudson.

I don't know. Is that like one of the liberty that I have? It's like what's her name's like brother or family, you know, Kate Hudson or I mean. I doubt it. Yeah. She felt powerless to say no because of his status. Man. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Hi. What the fuck? How many views is this? She adds after the tour was over, he allegedly blocked her on all social media. Oh, so he fucked her. So what, he's a rapper. She didn't say no.

He's a rapper, I guess. Is he? Well, I mean, little hoodie. Little hoodie, little, little, little, little hoodie. Little hoodie. Yeah, that's I'm guessing that's, I mean, probably, probably, probably doesn't play, you know, in some cities, Philharmonic with a name like, I'm guessing. Let's see what she has to say. I want to, I want to be, I want to know what the women are up to these days with their

lies and such. How old is this chick? I didn't really want to make this video, but who's the truth about Chase Hudson, aka Lil Huddy? But you didn't want to make this video. You desperately wanted to make this video. I was like, before then, Chase and I were both talking, with friends, we both thought we were attractive. First, we would text like that,

you know, whatever it was consented for. As friends, no. Okay, women, we're not your fucking friends. No. None of us. None of us are your fucking friends. Get it through your heads. Get it not your fucking friends. No. None of us. None of us are your fucking friends. Get it through your heads. Get it into your fucking heads.

We're not your friends. I would say that's one of the biggest mistakes or just that the women can be tolerance. That women can be. That would tolerate you. Women are clueless about that. So many of them like, oh, he's my friend. He's my friend.

No. They fucking know. I think some of them don't. Maybe they don't. And then he have him like, oh, he's my friend, he's my no. No, they fucking know, they just lie about it. I think some of them don't. Maybe they don't. Honestly, I honestly think it's a fucking shock to some of them. You probably right. There was another quote that some woman,

okay, I'll keep listening to this shit. Before the meet and greet the next day, cheese and the other boys were staying in a hotel, like five minutes from my apartment. I'm not the downwind, I'm not the the other. How old does this chick come over? I know. Is that getting into the gutter? I was just hanging out with her.

She just putting clips and cut clips into her right back. Is that what a fucking plan it is? What a horrible human being. This is dude. This is. This is. But she thinks this is serious. Like, that's not to be laughed at by guys like us.

Who are much older than that guys. Like, that's hard hitting journalism. A clip of some karate fighting, or whatever the fuck that was hanging out. She thinks, the point is, she thinks that's appropriate in a very serious video about a very serious subject. That's not sad. Alright.

And he went to his room and he was in there for a while and so I thought he wasn't okay, so I went to go check on him. And he did some stuff then that I wasn't okay with. What? I didn't say no because I was scared that he was going to tell all of his friends in the lights out tour that I was going to be with. It's just the power dynamic honestly. It's the power dynamic.

Oh, fuck you. They should have a license. You want to talk an ID. They should have a license to interact with fucking men. No, shit. It's just I'm going to need to see right. I'm going to need a fucking you're going gonna need to go through a lot of testing questions. A Dick University education course.

Cause, okay ladies, welcome to class. Cause men aren't your friends, you fucking morons. And all of you, all of you are just gunning for their money. Everyone knows that if you're fucking celebrities, you wanna get famous and you want their fucking money. So don't give me this shit about power dynamics. When you don't get the life of your dreams over it, the power dynamic.

We're fucked. We're so fucked. We're fucked. I don't want to listen to this bitch anymore, do you? Into the tour next day. And I just work the merch table. I'm not giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I try to ignore the feelings the next day and I just work the merch table. I'm not giving you more money.

I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money.

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I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I'm just giving you more money. I, I think I was annoying. Yeah, you are. The mother fuck. You're all annoying. I just, how am I supposed to have sympathy for any of these fucking people? I, you know, I was talking to my,

I was talking to my brother-in-law about that this weekend, I think it's, I've seen similar sentiments cropping up, no matter where you go, you know, like in person, people telling me in person. But I'm trying to identify what the feeling is or the lack of feeling that I now no longer have. I think it is a curiosity about people. I used to be like very, you're like,

oh, why, what do you think? And what's so, what do you have in there? What do you have in you? And I think it's gone. Like I think that the, seeing people react to to what is one of the most egregious violations of civil rights on such a global scale has removed it or subdued it or killed it forever. I don't know, but I just see in you. Yeah, I just see programmable fascists, I don't know anymore.

I don't see anything unique in there anymore. It's gone. I just see somebody that you have to be very careful around because if they feel slightly afraid, they will end your life. They will kill you where you sit when they talk. Like the gun can get you more tools at your disposal these days to do that. That's kind of the, it's not hatred. Like I can't, I can't place exactly what the emotion is, but it's gone. Yeah. It is something is, something is gone or changed forever. And you can, I can tell people are trying to express something

similar. Like they've been sequestered at their job or what social people are. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong, but's wrong yeah I get it I get it something's wrong let's see here what else do I have 54% of people who have been vaccinated still wow yeah I mean are they riding any bikes though are they riding any stationary bikes I don't't know. I saw another one with Kent Ketchet from Surfaces. CDC says. Is that what they're saying? Yeah, it's in there.

I remember somebody saying something about it being airborne and it's in the air. Oh, okay. I guess we'll get them next time. What, Kent Ketchet from Surfaces? Well, it's... Yeah, CDC says. Yeah, it's extremely rare.

Yeah. I got it from surfaces. Uh-huh. Okay. The uh, get here. Oh my god. It's 1245 already. I know. Wow. Wow. I can hardly get some. What do you see on there? I've just that that game. That game we used to play that like I don't think you're allowed to say anymore. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they had some bill, the North Carolina bill, to make it like something anti-trans bill. I don't know.

Yeah, okay. I don't know. I do think it's kind of funny that the army is like super like kicking white supremacists out now. Like it's funny that the Republicans were in, they kicked all the trans people out. Yeah. The trans people took control and kicked all the Republicans out. Seems like there's not gonna be anybody left.

Oh, we could be so lucky. Yeah, right. Yeah. I have the same opinion about that as I did when trans people were getting kicked out of the military. Great. Kick them all out. Kick them all out. Don't stop there. Keep kicking out. Yeah. It's been a wheel. We're kicking out today. We're kicking all the, oh, you out of the army. All right. Let's see who's who we're doing next.

The US economy is now run by women. Oh, yeah. Treasury Secretary Janet Yehlin, Commerce Secretary, Gina Sumphthen, Tradesar, Catherine Sumphthen. Oh, thank God for crypto. Okay, let's do some comments. Jim Ress, me listening to you is what ended up making my girlfriend dump me. After I convinced her to catfish Chris the Kiwi,

she said that I was emotionally manipulating her and that I was conditioned by you to be a misogynist. Thank you for the best thing that's ever happened to me. Wow. Guy, you listen on the radio. Yeah. And it's warping your brain. Your emotionally manipulating me into doing things that's the power dynamic.

Yeah. Well, it sounds like he's nailed it perfectly. Yeah, I have been. Completely. Can you imagine the power dynamic? I fucked this guy. Yeah. Cause the power dynamic, it's just,

I don't know, man. It's just, it's like, you can just, you can just put personal responsibility to the side, just whenever it's convenient. Yeah. Whenever it's convenient, I couldn't say no. Came to my room. I didn't say no, because of the power,

and the power dynamic, you know what I'm saying. And when I'm in, I just, oh yeah, totally. It's just fucking power. These men in this fucking power dynamic, you know what I'm saying. And women are just, oh yeah, totally. It's just fucking power. These men in this fucking power dynamic, little fucking troll. Little hoodie controls an empire. I made 12K in crypto, thanks to you. But I got into crypto because of your show. I just realized today that I had made 12 grand

from the uniswap, eardrop that happened back in September. That happened to me too. Yeah, even though it was coming. I literally had no idea that any of those tokens, this whole time, I had no idea that I had any of those tokens the whole time and discovered it by chance today. It's still unbelievable. I'm about to graduate from college.

So this was a much needed sum of money. So a huge morale, yeah, if you've been using Uniswap at all, you might have tokens in there. I don't know either. Comparing the Army and Dominion, no. How about Dominion and Lockheed? Any Lockheed and Lockheed will absolutely hammer a newspaper's ass for printing intentionally false

and misleading information. You're a sneaky shister. You know that? Intentionally misleading on every point of contention you have or unintentionally retarded. Which is it? Best regards, Hitler. Well, I don't know quite what the point of that was.

Lockheed? I think you're retarded. Oh, I'm retarded was the point. Oh, I think. Austin says Dick is 1,000% right on the Dominion lawsuit. Oh, that's too many. These Dominion assholes wouldn't exist without government contracts. They're not a private company. They're a government outsourced. Well, that's too many presents. These dominion assholes wouldn't exist without government contracts. They're not a private company.

They're a government outsourced. Well, here's the, but they sell to states. Still states is government. Yeah, but I think that's the difference between, because I was thinking about that, not to get off on a fucking dominion fucking thing, but I think that's, you said like a government contractor, like being accused of being baby killers or something like that Like that's a federal government like dominion sells to individual states. I don't draw the distinction between states or federal No, no, well, why?

Because it's the government they have like a government Well, it's the government of you the state government. Yeah. Yeah, state and federal I don't know. Maybe I'm drawing the distinction because like a national election is kind of a misnomer. Like we have, we have 51 different elections. And then they report to, you know what I mean? Like that's how the president's elected. Yeah.

But that's the only one there is. Like you can, there's not competing elections in the state runs it. So who have the state runs it? Yeah, the state it's in. Yeah. Still the state doing it. Yeah. The state,'s in. Yeah. Still the state doing it. Yeah. Though a state, you know, I don't think you should, I don't think that you should be able to be sued for criticizing something that the government does, whether they're contracting

it out or not. But criticizing and making false statements are different things. Nah. I think you should be able to say anything you want about anything, making it up to about the government. Just about the, oh, well, just about the government, it's about the company that the state is doing business with. But then they can just get, that's just like stopping your first amendment speech with

extra steps. And like, okay, well, we don't have cops anymore, but we're paying the pinkertons to go out and get relief. But do you not believe in that? But you you gotta believe in like slander or libel. I mean, I use the government, no. You know I get, yeah, but it's not the government. Well, there, yes it is. No, they're selling, they're writing the checks.

It's just managed by a private entity. It's then at that point, it becomes the government doing it. They're buying their machines and running them. They're buying their machines and running them. They're buying their machines and running them. Right, but the dominion's not running them. Look, if you don't want people to say shit about you, don't sell to the government. If you want people to never sell to the government.

Yeah, because I don't. I think they're going to waste whatever I give them. As soon as they pay for it, and instead of making it themselves, it becomes the government. That's what I'm saying right now. Okay. And then you should be able to say whatever you want about it. What the fuck, how the fuck are you gonna, what kind of precedent is that?

We're firing all the cops. We're just hiring a bunch of hells-angels to go in and kick people's ass. Well, there's a private organ, and then they're gonna sue. If anybody criticizes what they do, then they're gonna sue you. Well, private company over there, hell's angels, ass kickers, unlimited, that we hired to do all the policing. Well, it didn't, it worked at Altamont, didn't it? Yeah, it barely nailed it.

Yeah, nailed it. All right, I'm amazed they only killed one guy. It's too bad. I should have really gone in there with whips. Whenever here at the end of it, trailer backup simulator, that's just American truck simulator. Oh, they have one of those? I guess so. American truck simulator. I unironically enjoy backing up and driving semi trucks in a video game.

Yeah, wouldn't we all rage work meetings. Hey, you know, it makes me rage work meetings. I recently moved up at work, so I have to tend more meetings. I'm in a creative marketing position, but I get pulled into sales meetings all the time. It makes sense that I understand how to drive sales, but why can't it just be one or two meetings a week?

You know, I read somewhere that meeting software is default to one hour meetings has cost like trillions of dollars because you never, I mean, 20 minutes most, no matter what the meeting is, everybody blocks it off for an hour. And then just goes and does a shitty job doing work on their computers, while someone's talking about nonsense. Yeah. Just having it the default be an hour. Has cost tons of money.

Today I had three meetings. By the end of each one, we came to the same conclusion. That project you're working on will solve these problems. Let us know once it's ready. Well, I've known that since the day started, and I wish I could work on it. You're right. Yeah. Which had time to work on it, but I'm in these fucking meetings. For my entire professional career, I've probably only been in a few meetings that actually mattered. Why do so many people waste time with meetings? Because they have, they provide no value.

I don't know. Oh, even because they the fucking insane. Because the people provide no value? Yeah. Oh, that's exactly right. That's exactly right. There's so many, and you know, working in, you know, with studios and things like that, socially back in my, like, you know, film advertising days. There's so many, just middle, just, they're essentially paper pushers. That's it.

They're just paper pushers. And they think they're a little bit creative. But yeah, it's just it's meetings about meetings. It's so fucking wasteful. And that is probably one of the only good things to come from a lot of, this is about 15, 20 years ago when the mergers first round of kind of studio mergers started, studio started buying other studios or like via a comm start buying everybody or time Warner started buying, you know, well started buying people. And it was like, it was that they cut so much fat.

Oh yeah. Because there was at that time, in the like late 90s, early 2000s, there were 15 people to do four people's jobs. There really was, and they fucking cut them all. And it was, it was, and slowly but surely, fucking cut them all. And it was absolutely, but truly, it's going back to where it was. You can tell how valuable somebody is at work by how they react to other people getting fired. Whenever there's an announcement, like, oh,

Huffington Post fired like 20% any company, a huge round of layoffs fired like 90% of their workstab. My gut reaction is awesome. God, fucking, that's fantastic. Throw them in a giant ditch, take those people and just dump them into a big hole somewhere. They don't go somewhere else polluting it with their fucking inefficiency. Inefficiency. No, there really is, there's a ton of waste.

And the fucking- Anybody goes, oh, that's horrible. I can't believe they fired so many people. Oh, really? What do you do? Really all they have a lot of meetings. Where you work? A lot of people are just bottlenecks.

Yeah, they really are. My preference is to be as efficient as possible. If you need something, just send it to me in an email. Make a bulleted list of your changes and I'll send it back to you really quick. Oh, bulleted list. Oh boy, you should be so lucky. Don't interrupt my day over and over again.

Long time listener, I'd love to show. All the Catholic stuff, Tyra Willock, Tyler Willock, Hey Dickenshawner, I'm writing about the Catholic priest's celibacy bit. The idea that celibacy was introduced into Christianity because of a poe-pointing property rights for the church is historically wrong. I still haven't, I haven't looked into that at all.

But I'm kind of enjoying these just reading the emails. Orthodox Christians and every other branch church, splits in history had some priests and monks pressed to practice celibacy. They all split before the decree, if you're talking about, and they left largely due to the disbelief in the Pope's infallibility on spiritual matters. However, they all practiced and still practiced celibacy.

The only exception is Protestants in the last five or four years. So no, celibacy was not created by a pope to steal land. Man, well, did they have a real hard time believing that? Yeah, but did the other guy say created by the, well, I mean, I guess I've come from the top down, it guys would be the pope, but I don't know. I might actually look into this. You might look into it. Well, no, I'm interested. You should do a TED Talk on it. Yeah, great. It has historical roots in Christianity dating back to every Christian group in the history

besides Protestants. They all largely left because they didn't agree. Oh, yeah, same thing. If you're interested in the best argument for Christ, I would look up the four cosmological arguments presented by Thomas Aquinas, instead of what Randos is going to say online, no thank you. I will pass, but thank you for the offer.

I might, I might do it. You're gonna look up Thomas Aquinas. Maybe. Get some Aquinas in your genus. Yeah. Four-day work week, a heterosexual Jeffrey Dahmer says, hey Dick, just wanted to say this. When my shop, I'm an aircraft mechanic,

went to a four day work week, our productivity increase by about 20%. Oh, of course, response to the virus. Killed that. It's too bad. It makes sense because you're kind of on a roll. Yeah. When you're going, you're already in, you don't have to start the day from, okay, let's get everything fucking up.

Okay, let's see what the status of this. You end up wasting more of each day, I think, in a five day work week. Maybe. Something about oxman, too. Okay, is the, is the women posting their elves guy? Well, it turns out that guy who rode in about dumping, which, what did he say here?

You remember the girl that That was convinced to catfish Chris the Kiwi, right? Yeah, yeah I didn't know it was that same apparently it is that same girl. I Wonder if she has decided I don't know when I miss Reading a comment or something? And then I just put the pieces together from that email, Sean, to my own powers of induction, inductive logic.

Back up, you remember the guy who wrote in and said that making his girlfriend dump him. Oh, oh, oh. That was my fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one. Okay. I mean, she's still here, so. I don't know if that story checks out. Gotcha.

I don't know. In my life, taking the first shot is, well, I don't recommend it. But whatever, let's get the women posting their else. The mini fridge is still here, Riley. It's just full of beer. Here he is. Women posting their elves, man. What's up, buddy?

What? Can you hear me? I hear you fantastically. I really love your account. I'm so glad that there's someone cataloging all the women who are posting their many else online. What's it been like for you? Well, you know, you just got to keep a list of women for undisclosed purposes.

Yes. But, no, yeah. I mean, it's crazy how much the fucking account has just picked up, you know, since I started mid-October. And, you know, I'm about to hit 200K. I just hit NK on the Instagram the other day, which is good. Now I have that as the backup and it's easier to get sponsors with Instagram than it is with Twitter. What kind of sponsorship are you looking for? Because this is the content that I've been that I'm looking to sponsor. Sean, this is the guy, this is exactly in my wheelhouse. I see.

What was the, what caused you to create this account? What made you think, God, I really need to get women and their elves out there, sisters and a mother? So I was just seeing so many, an influx of posts on Twitter and I'm like, why are these women admitting this? This is fucking embarrassing and you should be ashamed of yourself. Not trotting point for this retarded shit you're doing. And I also run bad film takes,

which that has like 40k. But like, movie stop thing because of, fucking the pandemic in Corona. And I kind of like stopped using that because it's like, all right, there's nothing to post. I'm bored of it. Film Twitter is also just garbage. Although I have met some some great people through bad film takes. Like I had a Patrick Bryson, my podcast, who made the creep movies and the overnight. And he was, he followed bad film takes.

So that's how I set up with him. And then also Josh Olson, who does the movies that made me with Joe Dante, who did the Grandland movies and then Josh himself wrote a history of violence, which was cool as I was also. What's your favorite L that you've posted here? My husband and I decided we are getting a divorce today, and he promptly made sure to reactivate his Tinder three hours later.

Whatever makes you happy, I guess LMAO. That's something that I would never post on anywhere if that happened to me. Yeah. Definitely not proud of it. Right. My absolute favorite L hands down is happy birthday to this future president. Oh yeah, that was a good one. I see.

Yeah, I don't think that one will ever be topped for me because that's just, I mean, she's the biggest fucking loser of all time. She is the queen of L's. You got another one? You got any other favorite L's? Literally just that one. I mean, it's kind of like mechanical at this point where I just kind of post it as, you know, I just, I'm so lazy with fucking posting on it now. I just like, you know, it runs itself. I get so many DMs that like, I'll never do them all. Yeah. Did you get any hate for this account?

Because there was a women posting W's, one that was like a response to yours I saw that turned out that was even a big old. So, did they show him? turn out that was even a big hell of a shit. Did they show him? I am. I'm saying amount of hate. Constant, I am one of the most hated people on Twitter right now.

I feel like. OK. So Griff game is strong. But yeah, I mean, one, you know, wholesome accounts are always going to do better than ones that are making fun of people. Dude's posting their dubs has like what 500k or something like that. That was the only one until women posting dubs that was inspired by me to get more followers.

But not, I don't want to make any bold claims or anything, but if you look at how quickly women posting dubs amassed their followers and looking at the like ratio to the comment ratio, just say, and there's some suspicious action going on. Oh, you think they bought, you sang they bought followers. That would be a tremendous help. I absolutely do. And the only reason I haven't posted about is because I don't have definitive proof, but like, okay. Absolutely do and the only reason I haven't posted about is because I don't have definitive roof but like okay, I've seen this happen with other accounts before.

What was that one? Dudes down bad. I mean, who ended up being a corpo, but you know, they were batting. Yep, they were that's too bad. I liked that account. They hit like a million followers or whatever and then they fucking got and that was also a response to mine and then it got suspended and so I posted the screenshot of their suspended account with the RIP Bozo guy meme and it's like you know if you're on at the king swing

at the king that are not miss. I'm trying to find ones on your, I'm trying to find funny ones on your thing right now. College student makes her only fans free after dumping. If a man leaves you after you've cheated, he clearly wasn't a real man. Real men would work through it. Wait, if a man leaves you after you've cheated, mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Real men would work through it and help you become a better woman. They accept you with all your flaws.

God damn. What a fucking piece of shit human being that is. Uh-huh. One of the favorite ones that I recently post it was this, of course you had blue hair girl saying, literally devastated. I was on a date with a guy, and he asked, where do you wanna go, ma'am? And I told him to be careful to not misgender someone

before you called them the wrong thing. And he said, I can tell this won't work, and pulled over and maybe get out of his car. And then this part, I'm just really just, it's fine. That's because like, and then he called me a liar man. Disavow where it's like, where it's like that last part there is like, you totally made that up to make sure you got the sympathy points for sure. Yeah. Little I hate when they do that in movies too. Little little juicy, small A story there, you know,

get a juicier than a little bit. And also, and also he called me an F. So they do that like if there's some guy cheating on his wife or somebody, he'll also then like do an additional like use a racial slur or something. It always annoys me that they have to overegg it like that. I've seen athletes do that. They can like in, it's happened in professional sports a number of times where somebody just in the heat like way overreacts to something and flips out and it's like, well, he called me a blank. They go back.

It's like, there's no, you've been called that. Well, no, but there's no recording of this. Like, you know, they've got fucking parabolic mics fucking everywhere. Like, it's like, yeah, there's no proof that this happened at all. He said you were a neater. No, yeah. That's no proof that this happened at all. He said you were a near. No, yeah. That's a great, that's a great place to excel us reference. The sheriff is near.

Oh, you called me. I mean, you guys all know that if you call someone this word, then you're allowed to do whatever you want, right? Yeah. This is my contempt of you. But it's like lies coming from. How can I cover my ass here? I wish we lived in a world where I didn't have to

have sensitive zoom meetings during my period because I'm crying at the drop of a hat and incredibly irritable. Why did I transition? I hate this. Remarkable. Bires remorse. I'm on bookmarks right now. Another one of my favorites. I'm going to retweet this one actually. A 2015 Reddit post from a woman divorcing her husband because he buys two Bitcoin. The price was $200 at the time. And then it's long fucking stream cap of just a Reddit rant from this chick from, you know, I'm 25. Whoops. Do you have a fucking loaded right now?

I, what is it? What women have to post the shit that's embarrassing to them and then they're what they own it? Is that what they, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have any shame at all, but I don't think it's embarrassing to them. It must be because they identify, what they identify to brag about is exactly what they should be ashamed of. So I know they, they

have the feeling, but for some reason, their reaction to that feeling is to tell everyone and say it as many times as possible the thing that they're ashamed of. Because they always managed to pick something that is, that should generate feelings of shame. Well, it should, but that doesn't mean it doesn't them in the people who post this. They still have the feeling. I mean, they're identifying internally somehow, right? Well, but no, but I think they, I think maybe they're so skewed that they think that that's like they're totally right

and they'll have everybody going like, yeah, totally, I'm on your side. Totally. Well, anyway. All right. What's the future of women posting their Ls? What kind of Ls you think we're gonna get in the future here, buddy? Um, I don't know. It's, yeah, it's a lot of women posting their Ls? What kind of Ls do you think we're gonna get in the future here, buddy?

Um, I don't know. It's, you know, it's a lot of like kind of the same stuff. And then you just get like gems occasionally, where it's like, you know, anything with like, you know, cheating always kind of does well. And that's good. You know, I post whatever I think is funny. I don't try to pander at all with it. Um, I'll sometimes delete posts if they don't

like bop off. I guess no one liked this one, but like if it's one that I really like, it's always my favorites for the most part are the ones that don't bop off. And if it's a favor, I keep it up. I don't give a shit. Men are horrible. Men are horrible influences on each other. And I honestly think they shouldn't be allowed to hang out together and share their evil ideas. Four-chain fraternities and America's founding fathers are all good examples of, they actually think this. I mean, you're fucking around with a lot of things I say. I know, it's real that the shit that they're thinking.

All right, what makes you a rage, man? What makes you a rage, anything? What makes me rage? Honestly, very minor things and not large things. Yesterday, I was ready to fucking go Minecraft mode on the MTA because I waited for the 6th Union Square to go one stop, which I could have walked, but I'm already here and I can read more JoJo. I don't have to worry about reading and walking.

And then I get on and it just fucking skips all the way down. So I was in Union Square and that's it just skipped all the local shops and brought me right to fucking Wall Street. And that was like, I was like ready to lose my mind because I was already running a little bit late to meet up with friends to go drinking. And that shit fucking infuriates me. Like minor things like that. Do I really take that shit?

Yeah. You guys, you got to read more JoJo though? I did. So I got JoJo Pilled, because I've been trying to break through forever, because I just don't like part one or two. And then like the first half of part three is like a slog, but I finally I was like, fuck it. I'm just skipping the monster part one or two. And then like the first half of part three is like a slog, but I finally, I was like, fuck it.

I'm just skipping the monster of the week shit. I watched the second half of part three. And then, and I've been hooked. So now I'm on part four. And I just got up to the ghost girl. So now we're finally getting into the Twin Peaks territory. I've been waiting for. Everything that you're saying to me is gibberish.

I don't watch the anime. Someone told me that if I feel. I feel. I feel. All right, buddy. Just get out of here. Have a good one. Thank you for calling.

Good luck. Good luck out there. Stay safe. Oh, you guys. All right. You want to read some advice, Sean? Yeah. I think Tanner wanted to call into.

Oh, yeah. Advice meeting chicks in a new town. Hey, Dick Love the Show wanted advice on how to meet new chicks after moving out about a year ago. I moved my ass out of Florida to northern Texas. He's moving out, what do you think he is? Like 27, 28. Well, 27's the new 18. He really is.

About a year ago, I moved my ass out of Florida to Northern Texas. I spent that whole year working my ass off to get myself a house and to get over a lot of mental issues I had. Wonder what kind of mental issues those were. Now I'm in a comfortable spot and ready to go out and meet some chicks. Problem is I don't know where to start.

I wasn't a very social person, and I don't have many friends out here. I'm also 28, and a kissless virgin. Do I just approach women in my everyday settings, or do I go to specific places? You got to go, there's a store that you can go to just to meet women. They line up, they line up in the aisles, you go to the department of women that you're looking for. If you want to older one there in the back, all the new ones are out front.

Let's go there. Tell them what you're looking for and they should have you, they should have you set up. Right, and no time. Show you some floor models. Yeah, see what you're comfortable with. No strings attached, have a nice little, have an opener. Some advice is greatly appreciated.

Keep up the good work and smooches for Sean. Go fuck yourself. Grave Roda says his name is. Things that you hate doing are usually packed full of women because they try to get away from us. They've spent years learning things that we hate and then they do them so that they can get away from us They take our money and go do those things like bookstores

Weird weird quasi mental health things any kind of exercising class They're they're usually involved in any the kind that that you hate, spinning, shit like that, John, what do you think? No, that's true. You have the kind of stuff that you would just kind of instinctively hate. It's probably not a bad place to meet women. Start there.

If you're having trouble, start there. Go do a bunch of shit that you absolutely cannot stand. I'm not sure you'll meet some girls there. Carl, did dance classes. Oh God, was the last thing. We took your two hated things dancing and being told how to do things and combine them into a fucking supercell of things that a man would hate.

Carl, do you need your advice? Is there a reason you feel it is worth keeping CDs of your favorite music from no trash that shit It's hard to dump them all but they've been sitting in boxes in the garage for years Trash it trash everything throw everything away if they've been sitting in fix your brain. Well, I mean what are you gonna? You haven't needed them right? I need this no effects CD Yeah, I mean when was last time I would imagine that you have everything that you like to listen to or you know, I mean I don't know maybe in 10 years you're gonna go God damn man. I used to have that CD

I mean, you need my Columbia house CD you it's all available. It's all available online right? I would I would imagine it's not like you're you know CDs go bad anyway. No reason. Yeah, they do they do hey Don't read my name show bed bed bummer show, don't read my name. I'm going to show it bad, bad bummer, show advice. Don't read my name. I'm an EMT. I'm EMT wallet on Patreon. Come eat ee or not. Okay.

I'm moving to an apartment in New York City. Small town means no socializing or go no girls to meet and have sex with. My problem though is the room I'm moving into is kind of small. Okay, it's you're in New York City, dude. I think they'll understand. They're all kind of small. Everybody's got kind of a small room. So small that having a full-size bed takes up basically half the room. Oh, wow. That's, no, that's, that ain't, that's pretty typical. That's tiny. My question is, should I go with a twin and have more space but be depressed by the fact that

no self-respecting woman, that doesn't exist would have sex with someone on a twin bed. If you have, how old is this guy? If you have a bed frame, you are, she's probably never even seen a man with a bed frame before. Yeah. That's what you, bed frame. Bed frame. That's what you, bed frame.

A bed frame. A bed frame. A bed frame. A bed frame. A bed frame. A bed frame. A bed frame., grown up. What? Yeah. Or go with a full and try to make, do the smaller size. Well, a tiny or bed will make your penis look bigger. Huh.

Ha, ha, ha. Uh, very good. Or go with a full. No, you didn't understand that picture was with a California king. Yeah, look at this. I'm, I'm normal, it's not small. Whenever I send dick pics, I put a bunch of the Lego men

in the background. I see, so it looks like a Godzilla monster. Yeah, yeah, right. Right. Or go with a full, try to make do with a smaller space. What is the minimum size bed? A girl, it's like, that's sex. Are you fucking serious?

Well, that's the minimum size bed. Is this is like, that's sex. Are you fucking serious? Well, that's the minimum size bed. Is this a legit? I don't know. I mean, who would not, who would come up with this for, to just invented what size of a fucking bed should I, I don't wanna get the wrong size bed because then a woman might not have sex with me.

Is that fucking for real? All the way back to your play, I was totally gonna bang this guy, but his bed was slightly too small. Right. Have you met women? They don't have any idea how big anything is. How big was that blimp?

I don't know. 10, 15 feet. Mm-hmm. Especially in this case, size does seem to matter. I love the show. Keep up the good work, you can go fuck yourself. All right, well, I hope that answers your question.

Yeah, look, you're in New York City. Everybody knows that nobody can afford shit. Yeah. You're gonna live in a tiny little fucking place, you're gonna do all your socializing out somewhere else. Nobody socializes in other people's places in New York City because nobody has any fucking room because you can take a crap and answer the front door without moving Just if you're that worried Roofie them, so they won't remember the size of your bed do not make sure you consent first disavow

Get consent first just sign a bunch of papers Yeah, that app remember that app that they were doing in New Zealand for consent? Yeah. Okay, Tanner, Tanner, are you there? Hey, Tanner. Of course, buddy. How you doing? Good.

Haven't talked to you in a while. How are you? What's up, Tanner? I'm good. I've just been on sabbatical, but you know, this one's a little bit longer. Each year, I usually take from November to February off, but this year it's been so busy. Wow. Wow. Why do you do that?

You... How do you, you know, holidays and whatnot? And it's usually my time to reflect back on myself and get, you know, pump up the gauge juices before I can come back and be part of the community. Oh, boy. I've got to take some downtime, Dick. The gay community or the dick show community?

The show community. Really? You take time off. I didn't know that. Yeah, I usually take, I usually take every year from like November to February or from the show three month period for holidays. It's healthy. It is healthy. It is healthy. I can't do that. The first two years, I was just running ragged. And then after that, I was like, man, I gotta start, you know, pacing myself. I gotta take some time off for myself, Rose.

I'm just gonna completely fall apart. So took a little bit longer one of this year. I mean, it's been real busy with all the gay vaccines out there and the little Nasex lawsuit against the Nike shoes, you know, my shoes have been getting it hard. So I'm rolling with shoes. Wait, Noss X is gay. Little Noss X. Yeah, he's gay. Clearly, clearly I need to fire my marketing team because yes, he's got a new gay icon. Have you not heard it?

No, I didn't know that. He sold his soul to the devil and we did some licensing products for some shoes. The gay devil and Nike had to bitch about it, did some licensing products for some shoes. The gay devil Nike had to bitch about it. But yeah, yeah, of course the devil's gay already. Right. There's no separate. Okay. Hey devil.

Well, thanks for the gay news update. Any other didn't know that. Yeah. Where are you at right now? Oh, I'm at the cabin three. Okay. It's got pushed off because of COVID, but we're out in Tennessee fucking around.

I'm gonna chili cook off here watching your live show. You got about 30 of us watching. What makes what makes everybody rage go send it around? So we're just shouting. I don't go to talk about them. I'm downstairs. I'm making you walk all those flights to stairs hell. No, not too far.

Okay, well, are you in the way last contest for you? Go and Sean though. Because I haven't talked to you guys in a long time. I know, it's been a minute. I looked at the video footage today and you guys look much more attractive. Did we get new cameras or something? You guys are much higher quality.

Dick looks very sweaty. I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I don't think so. I don't know, no. I got a tan. This is what happens when I take too long off. Now we're just, we got very old in the last couple months.

Definitely having right. Maybe you're right. You're going. You guys will have to fill me in on what's been going on the last six months. I, uh, I, you know, I appreciate Riley and Ethan giving me a welcome back gift in that beautiful video. That was great. I'm sad.

It's over. I was returning on. Was that it. I'm sad it's over. I was returning on, was I dick? I'm sad it's over that fight. I know, I announced that turning back from sabbatical and they went out of their ways to make that video for me. That was so nice. That was so appreciative. They embraced the community and they care about who, you visits who's a who's a part of the community

That's what not taking a break up What makes you a rage is Tanner What makes me a rage the fire opened up my cash app this morning and I saw that apparently I bought Bitcoin in September of 2019 for $20. And today it's worth $160. And I'm wondering why I didn't throw $500 at it and sort of $20. Oh, well, that's the way she goes. Oh, it drives yourself crazy with hindsight.

Yeah, just buy a, do what I do and buy a bunch of risky things immediately until you don't have that feeling anymore. Well, of course. And then just drink away the remaining feelings. It's a pop back up. Yeah. You've listened to this show before. All right, Tanner, go have fun at the cabin three.

Say hi to everybody. I guess I just did. I will. Let's all know that you say hello. And don't forget, I know you guys are opposed to the COVID vaccine, but the gay vaccine is going to be rolling out soon. My team's been working on it, so you only need one injection, it's done by me personally, and you'll be inoculated, it's okay.

And then you're not gay anymore? No, I don't think you're for becoming gay. Oh, okay. It's a serious virus out there. Like I said, I gotta fire my marketing person. This COVID has taken over, but that one's known as the real killer here, which is the gay vaccine. Yeah, I'm gonna try to go as long as possible without getting that stupid vaccine, right?

Yeah, I feel like that's gotta be the play. See how long it will end. The Amazon drones are gonna come by and scan your forehead and you try to leave, and they're gonna know you're not vaccinating them. I got that card. They're gonna shoot darts. They're gonna shoot darts with the vaccine.

Yeah, like a, like an escape chimp up on the fucking the high voltage wires, you know, like a rhombi. Yeah, finally a fucking gay vaccine. Oh my god. Thank god for that. They will come out with that, right? Eventually, there's going to be some kind of a gay vaccine that they roll out with. Absolutely. They're rolling out with it right now. I've been working really hard on it over these last six months, too. I bet you have been working. He's eating his weighties and he's ready to inoculate a, you know, a whole town.

All right. Goodbye, Tanner. See you, Tanner. Goodbye. Goodbye, boys. I'll see you on Juneteenth. Yes. All right.

We're free at last. And Juneteenth, they're opening it back up. Still don't know what day that is. I think it's the 19. Okay, we'll go with that. All right, everybody. This is the show. This is a place in voice mails.

This is, what's up, King? I made this behind Blue Eyes Maddox. If you like it, feel free to play it on the show. Thanks for not calling yourself. This is by the girl. That's ambitious. What? That's ambitious. What? That's the who?

Oh, the song, Behind Blue Eyes? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I haven't listened to it. I'll see you next Tuesday. Yeah. But it's Maddox related, right? He didn't just cover a song. He wrote about grill cast,

don't look up the grill cast on YouTube always Yeah No one knows what it's like to be the bald man The cuckold man With dead fish eyes No one knows what it's like I got me. You got me. You got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me.

I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me.

I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me.

I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. I got me. For my twitch stream's a yarn is empty As my wallet seems to be I spent hours as a cowboy As a cowboy in my love is lawsuits That don't succeed No one blasts pisses hard on their girlfriends as I do I lost her too Sad hoping that my face doesn't show through the filter None of my livers spots Ah, ah, ah, can't show through Ah, god he dies

My twitch streams, they aren't as empty As my main account seems to be I spent hours as a cowboy, my love is? No, no, that's the end. Yep, that was beautiful. I was trying to find this, post this picture of... Maddox from one of his streams. I think that's the Dead Eyes he's talking about. Oh, yeah.

He has Dead Eyes more than he doesn't have Dead Eyes when he's... Yeah. When he's photographing. Yeah, I think that's the end. Yeah, that's the end. Oh, that was beautiful. I was trying to find this post this picture of... Maddox from one of his streams. I think that's the dead eyes he's talking about. Oh, yeah. He has dead eyes more than he doesn't have dead eyes when he's, yeah, when he's photographed

or on the video. Oh, man, he got old, he got old real fast in five years. Oh, Ouch. Imagine being stuck there. All that youthful energy and exuberance and insight, vanished, gone. We have to fall back on now bananas. Bananas they'll they're time they're kind of timeless.

You know what I mean everybody likes a good banana. Sure from back back to Vaudeville you know I mean the banana is a very versatile prop. You know you can slip on one, you can be one. I listen to this stick one in a tailpipe. hilarious. Yeah, hilarious. I listen to the who are these podcasts with Mad Cux review of Maddox's Twitch stream this weekend.

Yeah, it was really funny. But it was on with Carl. Yeah, Madcux, we now our tab went on with Carl. Yeah, it was really funny, but it was on with Carl. Yeah, Matt Cuxer, we now our tab went on with Carl Yeah, yeah, and they reviewed they reviewed the Maddox's Twitch stream and a couple of things that had to be hilarious It is hilarious and Max was saying he had like a plan for his stable of Characters like he's got a fucking 50 year plan for his Come back with these with this stupid filter that he's got going. He's gonna make it.

He's gonna make it. He's gonna make an album because music's easy. He'll just be all that. Yeah. Oh God. Somebody sent me some clips from that game that he says he wrote the dialogue for too. Yeah. I gotta find him.

Hey, Dick, I got a sick me yesterday and as it worked today, and my nuts are the size of a red delicious, at the top part of my, Dick, the mom's cubus, the fupa, as you will, it's also swollen, Both of us were swollen and then I went to go to the piss today. And I think it was soon by then, like a hamburger bun, a hot dog. I guess it doesn't matter. And it was very small.

And so I was being which hurt real bad. And I was laughing, which also kind of hurt, but it was laughter. So that's funny too. And I don't know what the hell is going on with this. It was, it was not a rage. That's a vasectomy. Should be your rage. That's as they cut your balls off. They don't have a rage anymore. How come the, where are the men's rights guys on vasectamies? They're always talking about combat deaths are all men, but what about the reproductive needs of the family for the marriage?

There's not women getting hysterectomies out there all that, you know, what does that scale? Men have to get the vasectomy. Reproductive, reproductive, call, health, whatever is always a man's problem. Always got to be the man's doing it, dealing with it, right? Usually, yeah, I think, well, I mean, you know, women aren't getting vasectomies. Um, they, if they're trans men, they are. Oh, yeah, that's true. That's the first thing they sometimes they just, they just, uh,

yeah, they just transition in order to get a vasectomy. Oh, really? Yeah. Uh, that's a little known fact. They actually, they want a dick. They get a dick and then they're like, you know, and can you, can you go ahead and throw in a vasectomy on the stick right? We don't have to come back later. Right. After it, you know, actually, my balls actually need balls. Yeah. Do they have neuticles? Like do they have neutacles? Like for dogs? Yeah. Why wouldn't they? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was laughing all week.

When I said on the bonus episode, when I said I had a fake penis just to act like just to feel like I have two. Remember when I said I have a fake like floppy backer, so I can feel like I have to. Yeah. And then thinking that people would consider that people would say that that's stupid. Right.

If I told that to somebody, they would say that's stupid. I say. Yeah. That was that was it for me. Yeah. That was my killing joke. Yeah. That's one of the ones that yeah, some things become funny or the longer you dwell on it.

Uh-huh. And I can't stop thinking about it. That's funny. This is imaginary conversation. That's funny. That's stupid. Oh, is it? All right.

Hey, the occasion. Hey, you know what really makes me a rage is when people are arguing and then they bring up Hopkins Ranger. Like they want to sound smart. Yeah. You know what really makes me a rage is what's that when people are arguing and then they bring up Hawkins razor Like they want to sound smart like yeah, oh These reasons therefore what I think is right is right though You know, you know, it's really easy to come back to bad is like Hawkins razor you're a fucking retry. Why don't you shave my nuts with that razor? How about that's the comeback for it? Sure.

Why don't you shave my ass and kiss it with your Occam's razor? Gross. How's that for variables? You fucking dick. Tell me about razors over here. Like you know what you're talking about. You don't know shit. You think Occam,

Occam everyone around going, well, you know, my razor. Probably not. Maybe he did. Maybe he was a new jassle could have been. A lot of guys whose names we remember were huge assholes. You have to be. I mean, we're else no one will ever talk about you. I guess that's probably true. Even with Jesus, they talk about all the tables he was tipping over. First thing. Yeah. You mean the with the money changers and stuff? That anti-Semitic tirade he went on. The trick, I can't eat the ball. He kind of threw a...

He did, he kind of threw a fit. But I just stopped selling things. This is, yeah. Come on man, I'm just trying to buy a present here. That's one of the few things I mentioned about kind of his childhood, right? Or like his teeth, was he like an early teenager or whatever when he did that?

He wasn't a teenager. He was a baby and then was an adult. No, but I thought no middle. There was no middle. I could have sworn that he didn't have a lesson. That's the miracle of Jesus. I could have sworn that was one of the only things that was an adult.

Yeah, you don't hear anything about his awkward teenage years. It's like, did Jesus have acne? Yeah. That's the, probably bad. Maybe, that's why I grew the beard later. Yeah. Right, he might've looked like Edward James almost under that shit.

Oh, man. It's a whole different kind of Jesus. Right. Let's see. Hey, dedication. I'm listening to this B the standard talk about the free child care thing and just made me think of an eternal rage i was that uh... that's that people

who like who use this whole equivalency of like america to other countries and where they go yeah well you know in germany they have uh... but her only paid for it all you have free uh... free university over here the whole system set up differently if you're given the book and

so i'm like which is the difference all the way over there or america like the majority of people are going to be like now i want to say here in america but they want like something similar to europe you know new fucking flash countries like uh... journey bell jim and everything they're not that fucking great they're also not that great economically

or maybe they're good enough to support their small population you know the those fucking countries are geographically smaller and there's not as many people of people like per capita whatever like in those areas to so it's not the same as fucking america so this whole no it's well this is where he's getting into the is it really true or not

but there's no one size fits all for and everything else i know handshap you must be this trial to hear this explanation that's what that's for conversation and say well hey you know here we have a free but what are we paying for it's like that's actually a really good question that should be the argument that should be the discussion hey what am I really paying for what am I getting the title and money for

it's you know for this you don't just know what they spend it on they spend it on that I want to spend it this is his podcast According on the voicemail really go fuck yourself. All right Who I hate that argument while they do it in Canada You know in Canada, but the whole system is the whole system is is built differently. You know what else in Canada? The women aren't so fat If you think they're how about that? Let's pull up some you know what you're sure they're probably not You know what? Elsen Canada, the women aren't so fat. If you think they're, how about that? Let's pull up some, oh, you know what?

You're sure they're probably not. You know what that, the reason why it works in Canada is because the women aren't so fat. So, you're fault. That's your fault. Well, there's a big difference between, oh, in Germany, in the UK, they were, well, you know,

their women are a skier there. So, I mean, well, you know, they're women are skinnier there. So I mean, Occam's razor. Shape, shape a few pounds. Maybe you'll get that here. Maybe we could do it here if you just weren't so fucking fat. I don't see what that has to do with it. Well, you got, I mean, the systems are different. I'm just over here. Occam's razor. Victim blaming must be something. There has to be something that the reason why it won't fucking work here and I'm looking at you Okay

Hey, hey Sean The rage women and dogs, right? I already know the whole women fuck dogs thing but I think of a worst type of owner of a dog than a woman I know had years in college where where I would wake up to like fucking with another dog. That would be awesome. You know, like, no, no, no, no, come back. I've seen dogs walk other dogs.

Because every woman doesn't believe in leash, leash training their dog. They think that they're like natural stuff. Yeah. And I guess my hands is constantly leaning on Facebook. I see all the time the people saying like, I need to find a new place. People send me money for my rent because my landlords are so mean. You know, I can't find somebody who helped me find a place. It's three bedrooms that, you know, this has less than $1,500 a month. This is a bridge inside the paymore. And like the previous

posts were just her dogs ripping apart the fucking blind The thing about dog owners, especially female dog owners, they don't know how to take care of their dogs They just accept the animal as is and they go, oh yeah, the man-hater. Oh, yeah, it hate something Oh god, they do do that. They rather go find another service to go train the dog because women don't know how to really do anything They want to take credit for doing something you know he's expanding his scope actually it's kind of creeping a little hard jump a safe here fucking women stop stop a docking dog is this the same guy that called in that I play the other voice mail

you do something else more I don't know what was the other voice mail. You do something else more. I don't know. It was the other voice mail. The guy who's talking about something else. Here's a poll of the week. See if you can find any bias in this CNN poll of the week. A new Reuters poll finds that 55% of Republicans falsely believe Joe Biden's victory in the 2020 presidential election was the result of illegal voting or rigging. Additionally, 60% of Republicans incorrectly agree that the election was stolen from Republican Donald Trump.

These polls are the latest to indicate that Republicans mistakenly think that the 2020 election wasn't legitimate when it clearly was. Do you find, do you see any kind of bias in this reporting of these stats? Who wrote this? CNN. Well, no, CNN poll, he could have, the poll is from writers. Let's see an end. Well, no, but I mean, but I'm not saying on it. CNN, that's a CNN comment. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, it's just, it's just crappy. Like I just want like falsely believe. I just want data. What? You, I mean, they mean, so they falsely, what do you mean they, you can say without evidence, like, I mean,

but that wasn't in the poll. The poll was just, what do you believe? What do you believe? I just, I like it when people just kind of report the, let me, I mean, I don't know. Additionally, 60% Republicans incorrectly agree. Was that necessary? I don't. Incorrectly agree.

I'm learning to just kind of just stop caring about, you know, what everybody fucking knows. How many that, like they could have done one, just the tag at the end, right? It clearly was a valid election. That's what, I mean, the Supreme Court, if it wasn't valid, the Supreme Court would have listened to it. So you don't have to cram one in every fucking sentence. Nobody from that survey's reading fucking CNN anyway. All right. Hey, Sean, what makes me a rage is getting pimples inside your ear. Hmm. Fuck it sucks.

Anyway, tell the technical, fuck himself. See you. Go fuck yourself, see you. Those are the fucking worst. Yeah, I can remember having one and yeah. When you gotta like, you gotta find that perfect way to fold your ear, to zap, to pop that sucker, you know. Well, does he mean like, like actually down inside your ear where you gotta like, you can pop it with a cute, I mean, you know, you really, does he mean like actually down inside your ear where you gotta like, you can pop it with a cute,

I mean, you know, really that, you can get him that deep, you can. Yeah. Oh, fuck that. It's not like I'm talking about the ones that are like visible in your ear. It's so hot for a couple, and then you can really,

gah! Yeah, I've had that fucking thing. Very few times, but so satisfying. Oh, gosh, you're squishing that. Fuck you. Okay, yep, you're so satisfying Squish around fuck you Okay, yep, you're right, though, sir A.D.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.C.A.A.C.A. uh... what you call it that racism is a disease that has millions of americans in the next that it needs to be treated uh... i

well the treatment is that that's a lot of the country like where you know medical experts quote-unquote right you know people you have to trust right that they're making a they're making a social commentary which they know what they're talking about hey this guy is the head of blah blah blah they should know what they're talking about

all of a telling us shit that they're not qualified on and and random but like why does a cdc director have to talk about racism yeah or it doesn't really have to talk about you know all you know just just Chinese culture but they have no authority on that. No training? Nothing.

No, it's outside of there. Talk about it. But they can look at the statistics and say that it's a. That those communities are highly affected. What? They can look at the data and say, well, these communities are affected at a greater level. Now aside from that, that's where it should stop. Really? Yeah, it should stop before any mention of racism at all.

Where it's like, you'd say, this community, well, I mean, because they do, they have demographics and things like that. I mean, sure. Oh, yeah. No, it's not their job to say it's racism or it's whatever. for whatever, for whatever reasons, you know, go, totally, totally, totally complex to, to, then to sum up in, in a paragraph or whatever, it's like, you know what I'm saying. Uh, yeah, I don't even think I read all of her quotes. They're as the COVID, oh, I have throw COVID in there too. Uh, pandemic continues to disproportionate plague, black and brown communities.

It's not plaguing anyone. It's totally done. The whole thing is over, stop hammering it, like it's still happening. Well, actually, it's not fucking happening anymore. Michigan just skyrocketed. Skyrocketed because of what? Because the variance.

It's very cases. No, no, no, no, no. They've got overcrowding with hospitals and things like that. Oh, you better not be talking about that overcrowding hospitals. Let's see. Michigan hit new record for virus cases. Yeah. Deaths.

Because it's one of the variants that I think that came from the UK. Oh, no, that's Brazil. Sorry. What? That's Brazil. What are you talking about? The article I clicked on. Oh, Michigan. Michigan has averaged more talking about? The article I clicked on. Oh. Michigan.

Michigan has averaged more than 7,000 new cases a day. Well, where's the fucking debts? Is the highest number? Oh, I'm saying it's flared up in places. Yeah, I think they're reaching. I think it's fucking, I think it's over. Okay. It's over.

It's definitely, it's definitely coming to an end. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So, man, what makes me array is a fucking diversification of cop cars. Oh, yes. I was driving with V&J. Crossword gathering and be relaxed. You can always tell where ahead like the ambers in between that's a crown bit better start sobering up and driving between the line. They started disguising them. Yeah. Yeah. Ford Explorer. Right. Or Dodge Charger. Yeah. Yeah. Malibu. Right. Dr. Mom drug dealer. Right. Or are they all of costs. Go fuck those. Man. He's right. We need fuzz busters back in a big way. You should have a fight and chance.

Yeah. If you can read, if you can identify the fairings or what is the front of the car called? That's not fairings on a car. If you can identify the work, if you can identify the shape of the lights. You are not drunk enough. You're not too drunk to be driving. Yeah. If you're looking back there and you can, that's a cop, then you,

that's a get out of jail free. You're safe on the road. There's people more dangerous than you on the road. Well, it's the cop. The cop is more dangerous than you on the road. You know what else I can't stop thinking about when China told us that they're not going to be lectured by us about human rights abuses while we have cops murdering black men in the street every day.

Two Shay China. I would give anything to be that guy who said that. I think he told it to biting. Yeah, I think so. Oh, man, his whole life. And he just gets to go, well, you know, we're not going to be lectured, kept that. And the, yeah, by you guys who have cops

murdering black people all the time in your streets. What are they going to say? Oh, shit. At least we murder people who look just like us. Yeah, at least we're murdering people who look, at least we're re-educating people. That's funny. Good for you, China.

What's up, dick, showroom. So, all of you are the strongest fuck on a vacation of vlogger and I've got a serious fucking HP dive. All right. Good is when an ax on the app store don't disclose what fucking bugs they're seeing. And the love is an update.

Modify carpress, be driving fucking crazy. I've been trying to open the goddamn app to crash some things. I can't pick up my playlist. I can't put them in the, give me a fucking anger. Every time I get in the car, when I get on the app store to view the most recent update,

all the accessories, I've got some fuchsie dumb shit written by the app development team, or we've improved absability. Nothing about the individual changes they make to improve user performance. They don't mention the individual errors that they address. They really should. There's a lot of fucking autistic people out there who are low. Their lives are not complete's say bullet point everything. It's no fucking simple but it's a huge log of the changes you make.

Somebody knows what they fix. Put it in. Literally your job, but all the app or things is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to know what you think the generic and the child can rely on you guys the fixers up. It's been bothering me I don't want to make you this guy like right in the back of the yeah I'm worried about this much. I need you know really that difficult your pain 10 to 10 dollars a year to fix your fucking bugs The only thing you can do is create a list of the bugs that you're actually fixed so I don't want to kill myself list of the bugs that you're actually fixed. So I don't want to kill myself. Really. I'm talking false to fix the problem that I met. Uh-huh.

Boys. Go fuck yourself. Really been out of shape about this. About the bug fixes, the lack of clarity, the lack of specificity, what regarding the bug fixes? Oh, I want to know what bugs were prioritized over the ones that I know about. Yeah, because I guess what he wants to make sure that the problems, he wants to know whether an update fixed the problems that he's been having.

Yeah. That he's been experiencing. Well, he's probably more advanced than the average app user. Yeah. They just, most people go, oh, cool, it fixed bugs. Yeah. What's a bug? We need cop, like detectors, back in our car. So we know where they are.

They should really be providing this information, by the way. Like you should be able to look where they are on the map at all times. You should literally know where your tax dollars are going. Yeah. You know? Oh, look, he's going to, he's going to 7-11. So then when you're drowning, you're like,

oh, awesome, I can check out this way. He's parked on the side of the road for 25 minutes, must be beating a black guy to death. Beating off. Yeah, that's, wait, he hasn't moved. Oh, he's definitely okay. Got a lot of people lined up on the sidewalk there. We're not gonna be left here.

Yeah, there are, there's nine units on a corner. Must be a homeless guy. Must be a homeless guy. I call it all the fucking, yeah. You see that shit in LA, right? Yes. There's literally like six fucking units there for a homeless guy who's standing there arguing with a cop.

Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? You need this many guys? I have seen literally that. Not even in cuffs or detained. Yeah, sorry. Just take them in, give them a place to sleep for the night for God's sake.

Sure. I have a rage flash invite. My rate is fucking life. Okay. This is general, just everything shitty. Yeah, man. flash a fight for general just everything shitty yeah man i get a full speed of the

something i can do to fucking change i don't know i don't fucking know i'm not happy with anything sure

my fucking job which is a given um eight college which is a given i don't feel like I'm going in the right direction. I don't know what the right direction fucking is. Yeah. A lot of people. I don't know. I feel like I'm just saying shit and then I'm just like, I just, you're venting. I don't like what I'm doing right now. Yeah, I don't know what I should do to try to fight

Should I just fucking leave my family and go out and say So just dig around and take a new car. Is that a fucking no? I'm just sick of it. I'm too busy and I don't have time for friends and what's the cost of it? Unless it was and Carl's is just fucking worse worse and I don't know. I'm just rambling. I don't know what to do. Fucking go. You know, you just... uh... uh...

mechanical major mechanical yeah on paper that's a good idea uh... i'm uh... and your reception sex too

i just need a fucking break i just need. Yeah, I just need a fucking break Now there's no breaks Technical No, you're not new technical theater You need money I don't need money. I don't need a lot of money. You need money. I'm right. And that is what I will At least kind of enjoy I got all these jobs For your job. They can kind of enjoy it. I don't fucking know Don't fuck yourself dick. I love you Sean. I want to kiss you. I love all

Not what you have a misunderstanding. You're not supposed to enjoy any of it. That's not how it works. Well, none of it. You know, it's all a fucking nightmare. And there is no break. Go ahead, what are you gonna say? No, I would just say as far as, you know, work goes, I mean, if you're getting a degree

that you can make a lot of money in and you can tolerate it good and then do your But do your passion. Don't try to make a living with your passion necessarily. No chances are most people's you won't most people's passions are not the best paying gigs That's the thing, you know, because it's in the arts or it's in the you know, I mean, I guess if you you're one of the lucky ones and you know You make it that's one thing, but I mean, you know chances are you know, or it's in the, you know, I mean, I guess if you're one of the lucky ones and you know, you make it, that's one thing, but I mean, you know, chances are, you know, it's, you go to work, you don't go to fucking fun, you go to work, right? I mean, like there's your, it's just fucking make some money.

You have to make money. Get a job, you do. That's what you do. That's half of, that's half of you shit right there. Get a job. Second half, fuck bitches. You have to concentrate on these two things. That's it. All this other questions, all this other stuff is just nonsense to make you unhappy. And there is no happy. It's only unhappy. There's unhappy, and there's, I'm not thinking about it. Because I'm concentrating on getting a job and fucking bitches.

Neither one of those will lead you to happiness. Cause it doesn't exist. But it's something to do. Something to do. Or else, or else, you could be mired in unhappiness. That exists. That fucking exists. It's either unhappiness or nothing.

Well, you're less likely to be unhappy if you're busy. The giant making money and making money. The job will satisfy half of what you do. The bitch is, will satisfy the other half of what you need. I thought you were gonna say, we'll take that satisfaction away. So I think that satisfaction away from you. Then you'll have to do two jobs,

just to have 50% satisfaction. You fill up the cup. Oh, you know what, forget it. You spend half the day filling up the cup and the other half draining it out. This is what the, this is what the Sisyphus led, this is what the story is. You push the boulder up, the boulder falls down. That's life.

The hope that you will trust some kind of happiness or fulfillment out of it is what keeps you going, but it does not exist. So do not let yourself get, do not let yourself get too lost in the sauce, a figuring out your motivation and your direction and your desire. It doesn't exist. Spend half the day filling the cup up. The other half the day, emptying the cup out.

That's it. All right, goodbye everyone. He's dead. I think you just killed him. They don't do that All right, see ya. Thank you