The Dick Show - Episode 423

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

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Look at this mess. That's a mess. I think Vito's cracking. So he had to open those and destroy those? Well, he refused to get on the scale. Yeah. So I smashed what was in the box. What was in the box?

This first edition. Another Mother's Milk. No, it was a first edition box of Metazoo, which I didn't know if it was good or bad. And I don't even know what Metazoo, which I didn't know if it was good or bad. And I don't even know what Metazoo is. It's some Pokemon ripoff game that I guess got popular among like NFT crypto bros. Oh really? But the game sucks.

They just hyped it as like a collectible. So the price is shot to the moon and then cratered to nothing, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But opening it, I smashed it and Vito dealing with this game, he says he doesn't get the bit. Like he doesn't understand why it's funny, but he goes through like the worst existential crisis I've ever seen. And that's why it's funny, I guess.

It's like a unique way. I wouldn't have thought like hell, I would have thought before this game, I would have thought that hell would get boring. Like you're in there getting tortured for eternity and you think like, well, I mean, I'm gonna get used to whatever it is eventually, but now I don't think so. Now I think Vito can be tortured by even like, he opened, he was frantically opening these packs to see if there was any, you know, to see the good stuff.

Yeah. Because there's one like good one in every pack and he's like, oh, opening it and then I'm taking them and ripping Them up one by one right? Those are the rules right yeah, those are the rules so he gets I can't stop it Those are the rules and it doesn't matter whether he goes up or down right? It's just if he gets on the scale He doesn't get on the scale. He's only going up. That's why there's no

That's why there's no... Hahahaha Somebody said it doesn't even seem to be about weight loss anymore Like was it ever? What game are you watching? So... It's just a pile of destroyed... And I love it Oh man, I hit way too hard

I hit the steps As soon as it comes out, you know, like, clear! Like a doctor, right? You better get your fucking hands away, because I'm using the claw into the hammer. Wham! Right? That show had a bonus episode. Vito's food knowledge is unreal. Well, okay. I mean, I'm not going to make the obvious joke, but... Okay, well, make the obvious joke and then realize that he's Italian. Hahaha!

It's a food, it's a food culture. Big time. Yeah, right? Mediterranean Greeks are the same way. Yeah, I suppose it is. Food is everything. Everything is about food. They live in, like, they know the everything. Everything is about food. They live and die. Like, they know the ins and outs of every food.

Big time. We went to this Italian deli. I got my girlfriend a pizza oven for her birthday, which, you know, I might be looking back in ten years with a 600 pound girlfriend going, why did I do that? A pizza oven? Yeah, yeah. I think the pizza oven's probably mostly for you though. That's why I got her other stuff. I don't think she could have byed. Have you ever gotten her like an Xbox?

You know, something like that. What the hell is that supposed to mean? It's mostly for me. I mean, who... I love pizza. I would use the shit out of a pizza oven. Yeah! It's harder than it looks. Especially when you're drunk and high. My brother has a pizza oven. Oh does he? Maybe you can give me some tips. It comes out good.

I lit the pizzas on. Well, my pizza was fine. I had a little, we had a little pizza party. You know, where I invited all my Hollywood friends to come over and share child pornography and have some pizzas, right? If we had time. Not necessarily in that order.

Yeah, if we had time. So the pizza party begins and I decided to kick it off by me making my pizza, which we went to the Italian store, the Italian deli store to get the pizza dough for. They sell little balls of pizza dough. Oh, they did. Yeah, well that's because it's a pain in the ass to...

Just bread. To make the dough? It's fucking voodoo, man, half of it. It is? I mean, well, it's like, you've got to... It's like, it has to prove. Real New York water! That's what I... It's real New York water in this pizza. Things like temperature is really important, you know? It's gotta like, prove a couple times.

And prove. Yeah, it's when it grows. Like, and as you let it, you know, you let it expand as the yeast do their thing. And it's like, you know, if it's too cold or too warm, it fucks it up. I mean, there's, you know, I've personally never made pizza dough,

but I've seen it done. Oh, Vimeo's not working? Well, you're going to have to work with Rumble today. I don't know. Um, so we go to the Italian store, get the pizza dough. I kick off the pizza party by making a simple pizza. Yeah. You know, just using, you know, my years of looking at pizza being made on TV sure some flower on there put the pizza thing on

You know What did you use for sauce whatever was at the Italian store so there okay gotcha I just I originally went into this thinking I was gonna save money on pizza There's the pizzas these days are like 80 bucks to get a pizza delivered You're not exaggerating much who the fuck where do these people get off saying that there's no inflation Who says that oh, that's what I said, but bro. There's tons. I was on pka and What he says oh the economy's fine, I'm like what he's like there's no inflation I'm like have you got in a store today any time in the last two years. It's like, Woody says, oh, the economy's fine. I'm like, what? He's like, there's no inflation. I'm like, have you gone to the store today?

Anytime in the last two years? It's totally fucked. Pizza's are 80 bucks. Yeah, come on. It's not, it's nobody who's paying attention. Women are digging through the trash. Moms are eating their kids. They had to put, I saw a fat lady

with a hula hoop around her. And I said, what's that? It was like a- I think it's a leg with a Reebok sticking out of her mouth. It's like an industrial hula hoop made out of metal. I said, what's that? It was like a- It's a leg with a Reebok sticking out of her mouth. It's like an industrial hula hoop made out of metal. I said, what's that for? You got some kind of spine injury? And she goes, no, this is to keep kids away.

I have to wear this. Like the government, I, so I don't eat the kids cause I eat the kids that come to clothes. Like a muzzle for a pit bull. I've got a monitor bracelet. Yeah. If I take this off, they're going to swat me. Yeah.

It's out of control. Yeah. Uh, it's out of control! Yeah. With the chips even, um, so... Oh yeah. I said, I'm gonna save some money. How much could it be to make a pizza? Big surprise, of course. Yeah. More.

Yeah, I don't doubt it. You pay for the cheese. I'm like, oh, the dough's only three bucks? Yeah. Three bucks for a pizza? Right. We gotta get the, you know... You have to make the dough's only three bucks? Three bucks for a pizza? Right. We gotta get the, you know. You have to buy the stuff that makes it a pizza.

I was like, oh. Bring it up to the register. And the guy's like, oh, that'll be 85, 90. Was Vito with you? No. Oh no, okay. No. I didn't have to mortgage my house.

No, cause yeah, I honestly thought that maybe he was with you because we were just talking about him before. I wonder if he knows how to make good pizzas. He probably does. Because my pizza that I put in was good. And I had this fun idea like, why don't everybody make their own pizzas, right? Mine popped in, popped out, rotating, it was kind of a pain in the ass.

But then Randy comes up with, Randy has stretched his dough to like the limits of the dough. He's made like, he's turned a 12 inch pizza into like a three mile, like a, you know, a foot and a half pizza. So it's gonna be a cracker. Some kind of Asian, you know, complex. Cracker with sauce on it. Yeah, it's like, he's stretched it out.

It's like gold, it's so thin you could see through it. You know? Yeah. And I'm like, well, what's that? That's not, that looks like trouble. For me. It does. From my side of things, that looks like trouble. For me, for my side of things, that looks like trouble. So he gets up there and with the pizza spatula and he tries to shove it in, it doesn't move.

Oh my God, you got a big problem. So I'm drunk. Just gonna tear a big fucking hole in the middle of it. I'm drunk and I'm like, give me that, right? And I shove it in with the spatula and then it catches on fire. And then the pizza oven catches on fire. I'm like, ah, this was, okay,

that $80 pizza savings is burning up right in front of me. Did he make another one or he didn't get pizza? He didn't get pizza. He got so mad. You have to learn from your mistakes. Yeah, that's the problem. I mean, you gotta know you can't, you can't stretch a pizza like that, Randy. I mean you gotta know you can't you can't stretch a pizza like that Randy. I mean you know

What are you thinking? What do you think this is? Just make it look like what you've seen before and he's making a disney You'll be somewhere in there. He's stacking up ingredients like it's a Mongolian walk, you know and you build your own thing Yeah, throw some Mongolian beef on throw some more you can wedge a celery in there and pile more beef on I know I've seen you motherfuckers do this so he has this like a stupid amount of toppings on crust that will never support it dinosaur shit in Jurassic World this is not what are you thinking this was way too much way too much ambition yours came out good though mine was perfect oh nice mine was fucking perfect crust was a little Mine was fucking perfect. Yeah.

The crust was a little burnt, but otherwise perfect. Was it? It's alright, you get like a little, if it bubbles and just like it's crackling on that, you get that little char on the, just on the bubbles. Oh! It's perfect. I'm gonna have a pizza right now actually. I'm gonna stop the show and have a pizza.

Alright. Let's do it. We got a bonus episode too, I think with Carl. Did we do that last week? Yeah we did, last Monday. Oh man, that was good. That's fun. Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Mountain Bunker. Team in the hottest city failure, I'm your host, Ick Mashin, AKA the 20 million dollar man, joining me as always is world touring,

LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. How's the penis doing? Great. Good, good, good. Look at these cards, this is stupid. Just like shitty pictures. See these are like this.

Dog shit. Pokemon, like a NFT version. You want this one? No. Yeah, there's no NFTs involved, it's just total shitty card game. It was pushed by the NFT crowd. We're gonna do our own Pokemon!

Pocket Dimension Orb. We're gonna do our own YouTube. Orb. An orb. Yeah, a real exciting card you got there, pencil dick. Huh. We have a bonus episode with Carl where we found a woman that, Sean, you just despised that woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did. I did. Man, you were going off on that lady. Some people just without any type of a clue. Like I just, it just, it offends me that anybody would listen to them. Yeah. I don't know.

That's... Nick Recada got his kids back. Did he? In other news. Yeah. Did he? So it turns out all of that was for nothing. Well, like I haven't- I was right.

I haven't watched him or anything like that. Isn't there some stipulation of like, are his, is it like he's got a, is it like random drug tests or something like that? And are his parents moving into his house? What? What have you been, what have you, are you watching the Keno Casino?

No, no, no, no, that was just, it was just a blurb that I saw and I don't know how I even like linked to it because I haven't really kept up on it. He has to do random drug tests. I think he's doing it voluntarily, like sometimes you do that for your criminal trial, which is on Wednesday.

Which is on Wednesday. My point is him getting his kids back contingent upon certain things like his, because like what they'll do sometimes is they'll be, what disturbs the kids the least? Like can they grow up in their home environment? Do they go to the same school? Do they see their same friends?

Like somebody said something that like the parents were moving into their house. That was a liar. That was why he got it. That was the devil speaking to you, lying. Yes, please give me the information. What happened was all that church shit about the kids are starving,

their clothes are no good and all that crap. That seems bizarre to me that they would crap. All that crap was ignored, totally. Discount not done anything. The only reason the kids got picked up is because they found cocaine in the house. Or they say they found cocaine in the house. And then it's mandatory CPS intervention.

Well that, I mean, I could- Harded. I could see that. You could see it though. I could see that. People just hate drugs. They fucking hate drugs that they're told are illegal. So like, we gotta come in there and take the kids.

That was the only reason. And then all the interviews, all the kids said, yeah, we don't know, you know, we've never seen anything. We've never seen no, I don't even know what it is. They talked to the kids? They did the Trump, this is the first time you're telling me right now that I'm seeing this. Um, yeah, so they said, okay, yeah, there's no danger. Oh.

To the kids, nothing's happening. So all that shit, all of that shit, nothing. Huh. I don't think people will take it that way though. I think they're still gonna be upset that they had a measly ounce of Coke in the house. Or whatever it was. I don't know. Sure. Sure.

But his trial is Wednesday. He's bringing out all the freaks. That quick? Yeah. Amazing. His trial... Now what trial is this? A convicted pedophile from Kiwi Farms. A criminal trial.

Yeah, this is the big one. For what, for possession? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, huh, okay. It's bringing out all the freaks and degenerates. Ralph's flying out to Minneapolis or wherever it is, Minnesota. Seriously? Yeah.

What, to cover it? Yeah, to cover it. The freaks are gonna be there because they hate Nick, and Ralph's gonna be there taking pictures of the freaks. Yeah. Because they hate it. They don't want their picture out there.

Yeah, right. Who's all- So Ralph's gonna be doing counter picture, counter spying. Who's all the freaks who are- Well, the one who's responsible for getting Nick's body cam footage denied, they were, Null and Kiwi Farms was trying to get the body cam footage from Nick's body cam footage denied. They were null and Kiwi Farms was trying to get the body cam footage from Nick's arrest

so they could like see his house and make fun of him and stuff. That makes, I mean, makes sense. The guy who requested it was a convicted pedophile. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Can you believe that? Sometimes you have to send the correct person for the correct job. That's the best guy they had. He got a convicted pedophile in there? Wow! What was the second guy?

Should I look? I see there's a list of you guys that applied for this footage. Should I look at the second one? Do I need to look? I don't know! How many convicted pedophiles versus just pedophiles are on the list? Yeah, well, is that something, is that like some kind of like, I don't know, I'm using the wrong term, but like Freedom of Information Act or something? Yeah, it's something like that, but I don't think they do that in the app.

I heard something about like, people are like expecting Nick to release it? Like, why the fuck would he do that? Well, that was, I just heard that. I go, you know, if I want answers, I really should look into this. Why don't I just put pictures of my dick on the internet too? Well, my thought is just like, why would you give people a bunch of bats to hit you with? Yeah, why? I see no advantage to... Well, he's a free speech... Oh yeah, okay.

Hey, pedophiles, here's my kids. Here's some video of my kids. No thanks. Yeah, I don't know why anybody would do that. So I don't know if it could all be over on Wednesday, if the nightmare could be over on Wednesday, but he has his kids back in their house. They've been gone for a month. Could you imagine being- I thought it was longer.

Maybe it has, yeah. I don't know. I don't know, maybe it has been. Can you imagine being out away, can you imagine spending that much time at grandma and grandpa's house when you're a kid? I would fucking, I I don't know, maybe it has been. Can you imagine being out away, can you imagine spending that much time at grandma and grandpa's house when you're a kid? I would fucking, I would throw a fucking fit if I was a teenager.

Yeah. You have to put me in the ground to keep me away from my shit. There's no stipulation that like his parents are coming to, coming in to supervise or anything. No, all right. I don't think so. I don't mean nothing about that. People say all kinds of shit

And I've I stand by and we'll say I'm an alcohol I haven't dug in and and tried to figure it out myself So I just like a year all kinds of we've got all kinds of shit big big Maddox news as well Just as we're nearly done the Maddox cuckumentary just as we're finishing up Making fun of Maddox's Magdom Copus the three and a half hour Documentary where any Magdom Magdom Copus Just as we're finishing that up on the bonus episodes we're at the last chapter I think right two of the last chapters Maddox go it goes ahead and drops an hour long,

a long form interview, maybe an hour and a half interview with a psychologist wherein he talks about all of his personal therapy of calling us stalkers and his therapist's response to his extreme mental illness. and his therapist's response to his extreme mental illness. But he doesn't know it. He's retelling these stories from his therapist. Like it's just like a silly thing. Not understanding the subtext

of what the therapist is trying to make him think about. Trying to make him think about. Like imagine your life after this curcumenary. He says his stupid therapist kept asking that. Well, Dick, but I mean like, What do you mean after? He's still walking around a free man. What do you mean after?

Oh, after I'm done, I'm gonna do the circuit. I'm gonna go on basically any podcast ever, even though like this one does, this has 50 views on it as I can't be over till Dick is incarcerated. He says that in a fucking interview! That's my point. It's never... This ends with all of them in jail. He can keep moving the goal line too. I mean he's been fairly consistent with some for some reason he thinks you're going to jail. I'm not going to jail man! No. I'm not going to jail man! Not for anything he does or that you've done with him. I don't even do anything illegal. I mean not really.

Yeah it's so I mean what what do you mean over I mean I guess I guess Doc will cross that bridge when we come to it. Yeah yeah we'll burn that bridge when we get to it Doc. Yeah. Okay here's the other are you ready for the Rip-A-Verse Summer Collection? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. The summer line. Ha ha ha ha. How do you like, you wanna rock these shorts?

Oh my, oh wow. This is a, these are just released this week. The Rip-A-Verse, called the Rip-A-Verse Summer Collection. It's August. Dude, the artwork. More than halfway through August. The artwork. What's wrong with this?

It's so bad. You don't wanna wear these to the gym? Shorts with two ladies on them The artwork. More than halfway through August. The artwork. What's wrong with this? It's so bad. You don't want to wear these to the gym? Shorts with two ladies on them and these fucking doofuses. And vanilla chocolate over here staring at your... This white guy's staring right at your wiener. Yeah. This...

40 bucks. It's a steal. You can get the rip-a-verse shorts. Somebody's stealing. Racist. You want a pair of those? No. This looks like some shit that my grandma would have made, like, with puffy paints.

On, you know, on like, uh... Puffy paints. On like a sweatshirt or something. Paint you a nice Arizona sunset here. Like, alright, I don't want to throw that to school, do I? Yeah. What's he got, well, I don't want to do that to school, do I? Yeah. What's he got, like, a grand total?

How many comics does he have out total in print? I think like six. Really? Yeah, there's Goodging, the gay polymath, there's Yira, there's Alpha Core. There's two isoms. Oh, and he's got a magazine, too. And already multiple spinoffs.

Like he, oh boy. And shorts. And shorts. You gotta rock those shorts. Where could you not wear these? That's what I want to know. Anywhere. Just in time for winter or fall.

Right. I don't know. I brought them up on the other show, but I can't stop laughing at them. I mean. Um. Christ. My girlfriend got, I think she got banned from Nextdoor again.

What? Apparently she has some online enmity with this girl that always loses her dog. So the girl, like the girl that she's fighting with is retarded, I mean more retarded. She keeps losing her dog. She keeps losing her dog, right? And she posts it.

How do you keep losing your dog? And new people get, cause she doesn't care, like she just lets it run around. And new people get suckered into caring about it all the time. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, this bitch does this fucking all the time. That's her, she's decided to be that person. So every time she posts about her dog,

she goes, maybe it's running away cause you're not taking it, like, you know, some cunty comment, right? This will happen next week. They argue there and argue like every time like the like with the baby that Maggie Simpson doesn't like and the Simpsons are like I'm like is this what this is how you're getting banned? She goes I just really hate how this lady gets it rakes in all this sympathy. Yeah, for she's every time She's like maybe the dog will be better with the homeless lady down. And she's like, you can't say that shit on Next Door.

You're gonna get banned again. Probably watch it better. A lot of times, homeless people's dogs eat better than they do. Not these. Not this one. Oh, this one? Nah, they're really bad with them. Oh, you have a homeless lady?

There's a chronic dog... Oh, with a dog? ...hoarder who's homeless down by the freeway. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, she's bad. I'll tell you what makes me rage. I went to the Brode Museum. The Brode Museum?

Yeah, it's a museum of contemporary... Bros? Bros, yeah. Museum. Yeah, it's a museum of contemporary... Bros. Bros, yeah. And they had this wonderful Basquiat exhibit. You know, you heard of that guy? I have, yeah. He was gonna marry Madonna. He was with Madonna, I don't know.

In the 80s, died of a heroin overdose. Wonderful, they had this wonderful, huge exhibit. Yeah. Right, black guy. Oh, yes. I'll show you a picture of him just so you know oh wait was he uh oh I just um I know I heard of him because I learned about him on the last on the bonus episode with with Carl we're talking about the 27 club or whatever right yes did he die at 27 and I was like I was like the name in print and I was like okay like Joplin like

Fuck is this guy wait? I was like okay. You know I don't feel bad for not knowing who he is So you know what I found going into we were going up we were going in and these these Chinese People were talking Behind us and I like instinctively. How were they talking, Dick? Well, I instinctively, I heard the voice, you know, and I just almost started doing it without even thinking like on autopilot because that's like, it's like a call and response for men. I don't know my age. Too much South Park or...

For some reason, if I hear a guy going, Harddor's Har-Wow, I have to say, Harddor's Har-Dor's Har- in response. Because it sounds ridiculous. So like... Yeah, I guess. Well, I mean... But I'm like totally, I've been conditioned,

like Pat Loft's dog, if ever I hear, Harddor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har-Dor's Har- I was like, I was like, yeah. We gotta get away. No, no, I, we gotta get away. I know the feeling. We gotta go this way. It's like, why are you going this way? It's going all the good stuff. It's pointing us this way.

I'm like, we have to go in reverse. We have to go in reverse. I can't be around that. I have to leave now. Cause I can't, I'm like, I can't think about anything but like, yeah, yeah. I don't. I'm like, I can't think about anything but like, oh no, no, no, no, no. I don't trust myself and there's no staple gun handy. I can't do this.

I can't do this here. There's kids here. It's free. It's like the last day of summer, free getting into the museum day. I gotta get out of here. So we did go backwards. We get to this, the basket exhibit, it was wonderful. And then I was like, oh wow, that's great.

Perfect. Black artist, put it in there. What kind of artist is he? Right here, look. It's like this, he draws guys that are like, ah. Oh, so it's like a, Yeah, it's cool. It's like African,

obviously, influence. Looks cool. And then there's, you know, they always got, they got one of them and it's like, they have the little blurb and instead of just the name and the year and the title, it's like a description for retards. And it's like, they have the little blurb and instead of just the name and the year and the title, it's like a description for retards. And it's like, you know, if you put a, there's a white smudge where the mouth is,

symbolizing that his voice is, and I'm like, you just totally ruined it. Like you, you telling me that somebody looked, somebody who didn't get that, you want to make this accessible to them? I think that's a little much. I mean, it's also telling people what to get from something. Yeah, maybe he's a real guy that he painted.

Maybe the guy was like a mush mouth and couldn't talk. He thought it would be funny. You're not talking about this particular, yeah. But yeah, yeah, I got you. So then I go, I'm like, wow, that's great. Wow, that's great, right? Yeah. Black artists, wow, that's great.

Put it on there. Hey, this is a black guy, right? Let everyone know Yeah, I don't care cuz it's great Let me go to the next room and it's like Aunt Jemima hanging out of a wall and also by him No by another some other another black guy. I'm like, okay Well, this is dog shit and then the next plan is like this one is like another this one's a black lady and it's like Michelle Obama Like oh man. Okay. Was this an all-black exhibit black lady and it's like Michelle Obama. Like, oh man, okay.

Was this an all black exhibit or? Well, it's not supposed to be, but apparently. Oh, huh. It wasn't advertised as such, but one after the other. So you- Oh, okay, well. How many pancakes have you eaten? Stack of pancakes. Since seeing that.

All right. Thanks for that. Okay. I don't know what happened this week. Besides that, besides that stuff. Oh, this guy. This is one of Nick Cricata's haters. Let me show you.

He said I didn't know what I was talking about when it came to you. He said, I didn't know what I was talking about when it came to hair tests for cocaine, which I do know what I'm talking about. And the fact that Nick's kids are back means, like I said, that test was wrong. Yeah. Which means that kid was not ingesting cocaine. Some cop probably got it on her head

because they were shuffling kids in and out of the house and playing with cocaine and playing with credit cards, with their gloves. They don't change their gloves after everything, they put the gloves on, and then that's the crime gloves, right? Look at these kids, come here, let me touch your head. Look at these credit cards with all this coke on it.

Oh, look at this fucking coke. Let's take a picture of this cocaine. Oh. There's a million reasons why- I hope there's no fentanyl in it or I'll have a heart attack. Yeah, why that could be, you know, why that could have been a...

Like, yeah, I'm sure that... Some asshole got it in your hair. That's what happened. I'm sure the hair tested positive for cocaine, but... Yeah, but that doesn't mean somebody did it. That she ingested it. They cannot tell the difference. That's what I said. There's fucking... No, I don't know if it's like, does it have to get inside the...

No, no. It can just get on. Well, then that's completely... Yeah, they can't, I mean, obviously. No, it can just get on. Well, then that's completely, yeah. Yeah, they can't wash it off, nothing. And it's bullshit because the people selling the tests and cops and the government are always trying to downplay that, you know? Cause it helps them to be able to use. Sure, sure.

It helps them if they can just put it in a crime computer and say guilty, right? But you can't do that because that's not how shit works. I really don't know anything about hair tests. I do. This is the guy who said I didn't know what he was talking about. He's like a lawyer online. Yeah, he's like, I'm a fancy pants lawyer. So he's analyzing this case from a legal perspective.

Yeah, sure. I'm sure he claims, but I mean these guys just say that shit, right? Well, I mean, there are many people offering opinions on things that they have no business offering opinions on. That M.D. Schellenberger, remember that guy? It's one of them. I've said it before. I say it again. I hate it when somebody has like a PhD in an unrelated field and calls themselves like a doctor and then gives medical advice.

And they know exactly what they're doing. Right at the start of COVID, this guy named Michael Schellenberger was saying like COVID's a huge mess. We got to lock everything down and do all this stuff. And his name on Twitter was MD Schellenberger. Oh yeah, sure. And then just like, and so everyone assumed oh, he's a doctor, right? And then when people started b And his name on Twitter was MD Schellenberger. Oh yeah, sure. And then just like, and so everyone assumed,

oh, he's a doctor, right? And then when people started busting his balls on it, he said, well, my name's like Michael Dellinger Schellenberger. Yeah, no, we know. It's, yeah. Yeah. Mm?

Okay. Dude, that's the first thing I do is figure out who they really are. Yeah, early life stuff, Wikipedia. That's the first, well, I mean, just see, it's like all of that, like, I mean just see it's like All of that like I mean what can I find him in the medical communities anywhere? Like who is this guy? Can I match a picture with is this definitely the guy? So this is like it's like oh, you're a fucking oh that okay, so you're a liar

Yeah, this is one of Nick's detractors. He's like he says he's a legal guy and he's like a big Okay big shot lawyer somebody in the Discord unearthed his persona before he was a lawyer. And it's, look at this, it's like a sex tourism persona where he's explaining to how to go to Thailand and fuck whores or women, I guess. Like Passport Bros, do you know what those are? They're guys who go outside of the country

just to fuck whores. Which is cool, I mean, it's fine. But this isn't the guy lecturing me They're guys who go outside of the country just to fuck whores. What's cool? I mean, that's, it's fine. But this isn't the guy lecturing me on what is or isn't a hair test. Are you- He's an expert on visiting the East. Yeah, he's an expert on ladyboys, I'm sure. If you have any Thai ladyboy questions, legal mindset, I'm coming right to you, okay?

You're person number one. If I need advice on how to tuck the penis, or how to know which one has the penis that I can go for, I'm coming right to you, okay? You're person number one. If I need advice on how to tuck the penis, or how to know which one has the penis that I can go for, I'm coming right to you. But if we're talking about illegal cocaine, and we're talking about cocaine haircuts, we're coming to me! Okay.

Are you the one who's dreaming of moving to East or Southeast Asia? Now why would- But feeling overwhelmed? You're supposed to fill in the blank right after are you dreaming you're saying God if only I lived only I could fuck or Southeast Asia If only some Saigon whore could bite my nose It's a very specific region like to have a dream to move to for reasons other than fucking Southeast

Asian girls, right? I don't know, I don't wanna judge that because if you're fucking whores, that's cool. I'm just not, the whore fucking goes in, it splits off. It goes- Well look, he's pitching himself as a guru for whores. Like, you can't possibly find any of this information online or testimonials from people who have done it. You gotta come to me.

You gotta come to me. You've gotta come to me. Look at me in my black suit. They call me the Flama Blanca. But feeling overwhelmed or unsure about how to make it happen. Do you crave adventure? Cultural immersion. Cultural immersion, immersion my dick, right?

Uh, uh, uh, uh. And new opportunities, but don't know where to start. Or who to trust. If so, you've come to the right place. Okay. Okay. The Eagle Scholar. Interesting. And then he's got a bunch of videos where he's talking like one of his shit bag expat friends while a couple like some dumpy Asian whores are playing mahjong in the background or something.

It's really weird. Oh, like on Zoom or something? Like, in person. No, in person, in live studio! Fuck, who has- does anyone have that link? I gotta show Sean. He's talking to some fucking weirdo. His friend has these Asian women or- They're just kind of there to imply that whores are, you know, overflowing?

Right. Fuck! Does anybody have that? Oh dude, we gotta talk about this too. What's that? Edible clay. Does anybody have the whore the legal mindset? whore streams I Just think it's funny Somebody gets off edible clay

Are you ready for bread lines by the way You see the crack Kamala's crackdown on the out-of-control price gouging of your local corner grocery store? No, no. Have you ever, you know these fat cats, these grocery store fat cats, always charging you out, just gouging you, right? Because where are you going to go? Across the street to Vons? Ralphs? That's preposterous. You know, Sean, they have you right by the balls. These grocery stores. Have you heard this shit? These fucking morons are pretending- Everything's crazy expensive.

Yeah, not because of the fucking grocery store! That's the crackdown! We've got to stop these evil grocery stores from cracking down on us. Are you fucking kidding me? You guys have been fucking us over for a hundred years and we gotta crack down the guys that feed us bread? What do you think, farmers wake up and go like, man, I can't wait to... I'm up at five in the morning every day to fuck people over. That's my greatest aim in life, is to wake up every day, break my fucking back, to fuck people over. That's my greatest aim in life, is to wake up every day, break my fucking back,

to fuck people over. Has that ever, has anybody ever thought that the farmers and the food chain to get you bread and eggs and meat was out to fuck you over? No one in the history of mankind has ever posited that!

I mean, the only place where I would see where it's like if you... It would be the end seller. The grocery store! Yeah, it would be like... Maybe, maybe, maybe. What do you think? Guess what the profit margins are for grocery stores. Oh, I don't know.

It's probably a lot less than a lot of other industries. 1.2%. Is it? 1%. So the profit margin of the grocery store... a lot less than a lot of other industries. 1.2%. Is it? 1%. So the profit margin of the grocery store- But it's food, so everybody's gotta eat. Is less than the profit margin of the fucking credit card

that you're using to pay for the groceries. Right. Yeah. Oh, here it is. This is, this is ladyboy mindset talking about- Asking, he shall receive. Don't you think it's fucking crazy? We gotta go, we gotta go, guys,

guys, you're getting fucked over big time. You're getting fucked over by big time. Was it Whole Foods? They got in trouble, didn't they? Well, they're like an upscale bougie. But they're the only ones that I know because the other ones all kind of, they compete with each other, right?

I mean, there's. Yeah, you go to Super A and Super King are not fucking sticking it to Mexicans with seven dollars a pound, you know? No, it's what they can afford to say. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, I- You found the person in the chain

that is the least responsible for why everything is fucked. You've had all the people fucking us every day, from banks down to the government, down to your fucking wife. You found the person in the chain that fucks me over the least. And made that the man. Oh man, look at all these people fucking everybody over.

I hate what things cost, but I don't blame the grocery store where I'm like, oh. Mortgage rates are 8%, hmm gosh. Who is, we really, we gotta go after these goddamn grocery stores. Yeah, sure. Clearly. Well, it's anything to distract from what's, you know, the, the, the big picture, the big fucker. Right? Yeah, I think so.

Maybe that's the, but I'm starting to think they, that they, I'm starting to think that the liberal, the liberal, uh, conservatives are fucking retarded. They caused all this with all their dumb Jesus shit. This like, forgive your neighbor and all this tolerance crap. They started it. Just leave me alone and I'll...

Yeah, Jesus started all this shit. Well, Jesus would've loved history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys fucking started this. But I'm starting to think that the liberals they're... well, we know everyone's yeah, yeah. You guys fucking started this. But I'm starting to think that the liberals, they're, well, we know everyone's stupid and we treat them like they're stupid. Grocery shit is the only, it's not gonna work.

Because you, if you tweak the profit margins of 1%- There ain't much to go. The business is over. Yeah, there isn't a whole lot of- If grapes cost $4 and you make it $3.99, there's no more grapes. That's it. The guy making the grapes is gonna grow other shit.

That's it. That's the forced extinction of grapes that you just did, lady, right? Yeah, so. That takes two steps to get to though. Stock up on grapes. Oh yeah, okay, here's ladyboy mindset. Talking about right, which I can understand the guy on the right is the guy that hates

Nick and says, I don't know what I'm talking about with cocaine here. That's the former tour guide to the far east. Yeah. Okay. Having been in the Philippines, I can say this and this is all due respect. It's nothing about ladyboy, not ladyboy. It's just the Philippines versus Thailand. Thailand has a more of a sub by sub by a cool attitude, you know Philippines is way more aggressive

So I don't know man that we don't know no no no no no no no the Filipino ladyboys I can tell you this in Manila right and your next for I can see how that was imported here are far more aggressive than the Thai ladyboys and Here are far more aggressive than the Thai ladyboys And until they're not until it changes until the time snap and these guys really are preoccupied Are they is are they one or one or both are one or both gay or they are they? They just talk are they just talking about I know it's gay or not. They just talking about culture like Bangkok bros. Yeah, okay.

Uh. Yeah, alright. Uh huh. Okay. Great. There you go. Great. A riveting conversation on the aggressiveness of ladyboys by country.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Good to know. Good to know. Maybe the bread lines will be, maybe women will lose some weight. You got to line up for bread. Not Starbucks. We don't have to start,

Starbucks not price-couching. They're your friend. $10 cupcakes, you know? $3 feta cheese, or a $7 feta and cheese wrap. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Feta and cheese. Is there anything else? Feta and cheese. Yeah. Feta and cheese. Is there anything else?

Feta and cheese. Feta and cheese. There might be some blue cheese in there. I don't know. Yeah. It's crazy. Good shit. Okay, let's see what else I got here.

Oh yeah, the clay. Clay. I see edible clay. Does that appeal to you at all? No, but aren't there people who... Oh, yeah, the clay. Clay. I see edible clay. Does that appeal to you at all? No, but aren't there people who eat clay a little bit? Like sport? Well, no, I mean, I know animals will eat clay

for various reasons. Well, now I can't finish. Now I can't tell you who eats the clay. I mean, I don't know that that's something like we should be doing. I don't think it's something you should be doing, the clay. I mean, I don't know that that's something that like we should be doing. I don't think it's something you should be doing. Eating clay. Cornstarch, remember we were doing-

It's for people with like pica or whatever that fucking disorder is. Yeah, pica. It's like, you know, this guy ate a hundred roofing nails. You know? Yeah, this is like a compulsion to just eat dirt. Yeah. They sell this designer edible clay. Yeah.

And it's got a bunch of like unproven health benefits, I'm sure, right? I mean, it's- No, they're just going straight up. You like eating dirt? Make sure it's clean. Make sure you know where your dirt came from. You can have a bunch of microorganisms

in the dirt and the ground. Yeah, this is- Discover the rarest and most unique edible clay straight from the wilderness of Siberia and the mineral rich bowels of mother earth. It's supposed to be a face mask. There's a recommended face mask. Where?

Right there, under the, the, the bold, the bottom of the bold. So you gotta wait seven hours. Material clay. Oh, recommended face mask. I don't think they can put- Recommended uses for, yeah. This is an Amazon thing. They don't say ingest, yeah Recommended uses for, yeah. This is an Amazon thing, limitation.

Ingestion, yeah, ingestion. No, no, this says, Sean, it's called Ready to Eat Clay. Where? Right here! That's in the title of the thing, Ready to Eat Clay. Carefully selected edible dirt. Dirt bites. Dirt bites. Are they like little pieces of fudge?

Oh my God. Okay, very bizarre. Yeah, very bizarre. Iirt bites. Are they like little pieces of fudge? Oh my god. Okay, very bizarre. I did not know that they could sell such things. Zero impurities, zero additives, just pure dirt. Oh good, yeah, no high fructose corn syrup? Is that the, gotta make sure that it's- Maximum health! Yeah.

So they're- See- They have to, right, edible- Well, black people have like more- Iron and potassium, you're supposed to infer, it's like the ladyboy thing, you're supposed to infer that it's gonna give you some kind of health benefits from these materials, I think. I don't know about that.

From the minerals and stuff. Let me get it, let me order it. You know there's like an underground area or like online for it, it's like, oh yeah, I feel so much better since I've been eating clay. I haven't seen that. But I did load up, I loaded up a like Cornstarch compression thing. They have these devices. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I swear to God this I loaded it up and within the first 30 seconds

There's smoke alarms chirping. Jeez. Which I'm not even saying it's a joke. It's like come on. We gotta do something about this. Rich and potent minerals. Our editable clay bites are ideal for people with pica. Oh, okay, so it really is for that. You know what I mean? But is pica just your eating dirt or is it like you- You have a compulsion to eat certain things. Like, I mean, usually it's something, you know, like,

yeah, like rocks, dirt, fucking nails, you know. Man, that would suck. Yeah, it's- To have that. It's weird. And I don't know if there's, you know, I had heard the argument that it's like, oftentimes they find that these people are missing

certain minerals that they're not getting from food or whatever. I don't know if that's true or not. I haven't, you know, I don't relate to it. So I don't necessarily to it, so I Don't necessarily have a necessarily like a day. Why do they do see what it's like where you're just like I want to eat the shit out of that yeah Maybe it's really satisfying out of that out of that bell that's hanging from the liquor store door Premium editable edible chalk I had no idea they sold these things chunks

Wow man, we'd like really close to just being judged red Edible, edible chalk. I had no idea they sold these things. Edible chalk chunks. Wow. Man, we're like really close to just being judged red completely here. Eating edit, upscale edible rocks. Unbelievable. A ton of them. Wow. That's cool.

I learned something. Okay. I've got some more. Yeah, yep, yep. Got some more info on the race wars. Oh. Cooking. Pretty good. Okay. More people in jail for jokes. Oh. This guy got thrown in prison for three years for publishing material online to stir up racial hatred. Is this a different country? Yeah, it's the UK. Okay.

They're going nuts over there. Well, I mean, we know, you know, Dankula. Yeah. It just all- Turned out it got worse after him. Turned out that that wasn't a- An anomaly? Yeah, that wasn't like a moment where everybody scaled back.

Right. They went worse. Okay. Sick of it. Sick of it. Has been jailed for three years for publishing material online to stir up hatred. What did you say? People of Southport, where the fuck are you?

Get out on the street? Wow! You got three years in jail for that, huh? I'm guessing there's more. I don't know. I'm pretty sure there is. You think there's more? I do. What did he do?

Well, no, I mean, that's probably one quote pulled out of a- You think they got worse than that? Well, I mean, maybe. Doesn't mean he should go to jail. Yeah, that's rough. Doesn't mean he should go to jail, but like it's, yeah. Uh, three years.

Yeah, that's, that'll interrupt your life. Dear British people, I've been doing this shit before it became popular. Fuck off. Oh, he just really, you know. Okay. Doesn't like what's going on over there. And he's, he's OG.

Yeah, he's in a, I was racist before everybody else. Didn't do this shit for clicks. Yeah, for the love of the game. U.K.R.S. Okay, this guy who shouts, Who the fuck is Allah? Yeah.

At a demonstration in London, Got 18 months in prison! Oh, I'll be damned. Isn't that nuts? They're just locking guys up for anything! You say any shit about Muslims, you're going down, man. Who the fuck is Allah? Or did he have

outstanding warrants and they jailed him for that and it's a kid you know what I mean like I don't know how are you like no no no no no no I'm just saying this devil's advocate I'm devil's advocate advocate no one likes devil's advocate they got rid of that Sean they did the church the church got rid of that Sean. They did? The church got rid of that before they got rid of all the pedophiles. Oh no. I need a guru. Okay. Protest. The incident occurred during a demonstration involving 700 people. Oh yeah, they were all going around going who the fuck is a law? Yeah. You're no longer British. All right. These videos were used as evidence during the trial Imagine that you can't say who the fuck is a law. Yeah, I was rested in a stand not participating in the riot

He's going to London literally from a protest Yeah, not seeing anything. He was a retired machinist who got involved with the riots. Yeah with much younger people. Uh-huh. Wow. What can you say? I don't, but I don't know. Probably can't say, you know, like, fuck immigrant. Can you say that? Fuck this. I mean, fuck a lot.

Can you say that? I guess I would be, I don't think so. Can you say fuck God? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Is the South Park play allowed, the Book of Mormon? Are they allowed to have that in the UK? Not sure. I don't know. Is the South Park play allowed, the Book of Mormon, are they allowed to have that in the UK? Not sure.

I don't know. Not sure. These guys are enforcing it too, isn't that? That's the real, that's the real like kind of like, twisting the knife. Yeah. Like, man, I would get it if you were like Islam enforcing, if you were like Islam's throwing me in jail for doing this, but you're like a bunch of white guys doing this. Yeah. No street cred. Yeah, but you're like a bunch of white guys doing this. Yeah

No street cred. Yeah, can't you like Really? Hmm I would get if I was saying your wife was fat throw me in jail then. Mm-hmm a lot shit You guys didn't even you guys didn't even know who Allah was when you were kids, right? You know, we kind of learned that who the fuck is Allah law? Yeah. Oh, that's what their guy is. Oh He's the same basically. Oh, okay You can't say that anymore, I guess You can't wear this scarf either did you know that no, this is a kind of scarf is this this it's a black and white scarf

The Walgreens Cafias are part of your official dress code. This is a anti-Semitism account that's reporting this stupid lady. Looks like a Simpsons. They got a picture of this lady looking confused wearing this like Palestinian scarf and she works at Walgreens Walgreens yeah and that this so she's a terrorist yeah is that what they're they got a fire for wearing this scar I guess it's like a pro-Palestine scarf I don't know why maybe so that's specifically yeah yeah yeah I've heard a couple of anti-Semitism people say

it's like a Holocaust, a hate speech to wear it. Really? Mm-hmm. Several of your Jewish customers have reached out to us expressing how uncomfortable they feel shopping in your store. Several, when your employees are outfitted in such controversial,

in such controversial, after 10-7, often viewed as hateful attire, and then she's got the address of the thing. Can't it? Fire this lady. Does that mean, so let me ask you this. This is the least threatening picture of anybody I've ever seen.

Does that scarf mean, hey, I support the people of Palestine, like, you know, getting through this, or does it say, fuck the Jews? I'm pretty sure it doesn't say the lad. I mean, I don't know, though. I don't know, because Palestine certainly says, fuck the Jews. I mean, like, officially, I think most of the people are probably going, like, shit, I got, like, cousins over there. I got cousins over there. Sean, I bet most of the people of Palestine going like shit I got like cousins over I got cousins over there. I bet most people pal said I think I'm gonna go ahead and go out of here Maybe because I would do if I did a family feud Gaza

I would say fuck the survey says a hundred percent of the people we interviewed said fuck the Jews. Oh wow Maybe you are our winners. Maybe now Well, they've been doing now for 2,000 years, so... I'm pretty sure... It could, you know, could be. I'm pretty sure saying it isn't the problem though! Yeah. Uh...

I don't know, maybe this lady... What do you think this lady would do? If she had the wrong answer? It's just the look on her face! Yeah, like what are you... What are you taking a picture of me for? Ooh. Yeah. I'm a what? Terrorist?

What? Yeah. What? Yeah, but like I've been here since I was four. Did you want to know where the zins were or what? Yeah. Did you want to pick up your prescription or what? Oh yeah, the scarf. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I didn't know there was a scarf that... There's a racist scarf. You can drink milk and wear the racist scarf and make the okay sign.

And you'll lose your job instantaneously. You'll go straight to prison. Okay. It's gotta be uncomfortable to wear the scarf to work though. You're working eight hours. those drugstores are cold. Maybe it's cold. They are cold. They're always cold, man. Grocery stores and drugstores are... Yeah, why are they so cold?

Because they want people fucking in and out. They don't want people doddling. They're colding you out? I don't know. Maybe that's true. I'm making it up. Wow. Well.

Well. I hope she doesn't do any more terrorism. Yeah. Wait, I think I doesn't do any more terrorism. Okay. Hahaha. Uh, wait, I think I have a social cr- I have a guy talking about social credit. Okay, yeah. Cause they're pushing us there. Yeah.

All this shit is just eroding speech. So first of all, you question yourself like, am I allowed to say that? Oh, no, no. You start going, is it legal for me to say that? When you should never be questioning that. Yeah, I mean- Never. Yeah. You not hurting- were you trying to hurt that? Oh no. You start going, is it legal for me to say that? When you should never be questioning that. Yeah. Never. You're not hurting, you were, were you trying to hurt somebody? No. I mean, not directly. Yeah. Well, that's legal then. Uh, okay. Let's see. Not physically. Not monetarily. Uh, oh no, that's something else. Social credit. That was everyone's social security number

got. Yeah, sure, sure. I mean, I was... I assumed mine was out there, you know, since I was issued one, so. Wow! Why'd you guys make all those numbers? Well, you know, to keep track of how much money we're taking from you. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We need a social credit system. Let's see what this dingus has to say about it. Mm-hmm. Social credit system in the West.

Now, a lot of people are really scared by these... You know what social credit system is? Like in China? Yeah. You say, Xi Ping looks like Winnie the Pooh, you go to jail. Stuff like that. Helping neighbors and stuff. You get plus and then not helping. I've heard of this. But the simple fact is we now have the technology to drive individual behaviors to make a better world and a fairer society. So say somebody was spreading hateful content on the internet. The government could then disable their electric vehicle and stop them driving around the country

and spreading their hate to other parts of the nation. Because that's their number one priority when they get in a car is to go spread hate. It's one thing, right? It's sitting at the computer, it's like, you know what? I'll reach way more people driving, driving to different neighborhoods with a bullhorn. Like, you know what, we gotta take their car. The Blues Brothers, our background.

Yeah, we gotta take their EV. Yeah. Fuck it. I think you need to think about this a little bit more. I think you need to blow your brains out, which I can legally say. Sure. The same could apply to things like red meat.

If somebody's buying meat that week and destroying the planets, automatic limit could be put on their card to be buying any more red meat. And, you know, a little message could come to their phone or their social media platform saying, you know, Now this also almost strikes me as satire. Is it? I mean, it's almost a modest proposal. Oh yeah, he's probably a troll.

Is it? Okay, yeah. Because he started to really get the over earnestness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're right. Maybe so. But I will say this, I fully believe there are people who believe exactly that.

And- Yeah, they're called the Chinese. Would believe exactly that. And... Yeah, they're called the Chinese. Would push for that. Oh, I think you can find them in... UK. I think you can find them here. Well, we were going over the free speech shit last week. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like how many Mexicans think you should be able to say offensive things about Mexicans. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Less than half. Once you hit less than half, you're done. Yeah, sure. That's the end of the... That's the end of freedom. Um... Oh, yeah, okay. That's the end of freedom.

Oh yeah, okay. That's the social security number. Pika, this guy. Go east, young man. Go east. Go east, sure, sure. Oh, die, asshole, die, sure. I was like, ah, man. You gotta watch it, buddy.

You gotta tuck that in. Walmart, oh yeah. You gotta tuck that in. Umm... Walmart... Those goddamn grocery stores. You know, if you go, you buy too many eggs, grocery store comes take your house. It's just the worst. Say something online, the grocery store is like, you can't buy soda this week. Because you're being hateful online.

That would shake me up. When is the grocery store ever ever fucked anybody over I mean, you know ever they even take their food They're they even I don't think they're legally allowed to throw food away anymore. They got to give it to more people Yeah, I don't know. I Don't know the one group It's just that is beyond that is the least of reproach. Oh, they're Sure, I they don't even you got too much change. Come on in you can't change the grocery store Yeah, I hate that you know that everything costs so much, but I've never really thought like

All just gouging it's like no it's usually other things that I'm thinking there's gouging and that there's you know, I mean, yeah It's like, no, it's usually other things that I'm thinking there's gouging and that there's you know, I mean, yeah Like everything else. Yeah, you know, like you go get gas. Yeah. How come why is it so expensive? Well, all the taxes Oh, yeah, why don't they just get rid of those? Yeah Well, well, no, no, I don't think so. Yeah, I did I was playing around with some numbers And I because I've been saying that nobody under making under a hundred thousand dollars should pay any tax, income tax. And it's like, I think everybody making under a hundred grand pays like $500 billion in income tax. Which is like, I'm nothing.

I'm sure we can get rid of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, sure. But fuck around with tips and stuff like that. And so play around. Oh yeah, that lady boxer. You know, we were talking about that last week.

I guess what she was doing is just you tell France your problem and then they will go look and see who to sue. To replenish. So they're gonna go after Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling. She filed a complaint, I saw it. Yeah, that's like step one. I really hope she wins. Yeah.

It's just so unfunny to me for people to call women men. Right. You know, cause it like elevates attractive women. Yeah. And that's the, everything you do in life should be about knocking women down, especially based on their attractiveness, right? You don't need to take women who look ugly

and knock them down. They don't need that. Fat women need that and hot women need that. But hot women are very tough to hit. Cause you can't, as a man, you can't make fun of, you can't really make fun of their looks. Right. Men, I see men insulting women

in the way that they insult men, and it doesn't cross, it doesn't work. Like the way when women make fun of men, they're making fun of men for stuff that they women value, and we don't give a shit about that. Like women going like, yeah, his, he can't fuck, he doesn't fuck very well. I don't give a fuck. No man has ever cared about that No man has ever put on their resume. You know what? I'm a really good women think I'm a great fucker Yeah, no, yeah women think I'm women hate having sex with me. That's that's great. They should give medallions for that

Wearing it as a badge. Yeah, that's awesome. And they men do that the other way, too Uh-huh. Like oh she could never I mean, I don't know what they say too. Uh-huh. Like, oh, she could never, I mean, I don't know what they say. Uh, like, oh, her eggs are running out. They always have that one. It's like, they don't, guys, you want to impregnate her. Right. She doesn't want you to, she doesn't want to have your baby. Yeah. That's not, that doesn't work. Uh-huh. She just wants to spend your money. Oh. Like, that's what, anyway, so I hope that works. Oh yeah, here's the break dancer. Yeah.

Remember that break dancer that we talked about? How could I forget? So it turned out, it turns out that she started the break dancing Australia Olympics group. Oh really? And then gave her, awarded herself. Her and her husband started it. Really?

And then gave them, yeah, declared themselves the best break dancers. To field a team for the, was she the only entry? No, and somebody who, she stole it from somebody who's way better than her. Well, I mean, how could that not be the case? Here's the runner-up, right? Let me put the music on. Right? Put the music on. It's like great. This is the runner up that her and her husband said was second place.

Right. Yeah, sure. Like somebody who can break dance. Yeah. Flipping around. Yeah. Not looking old. Doing like breakdance-y stuff. No, you can tell by the way she's moving

that she doesn't feel any pain in her lower back. Right, I haven't seen any kangaroo hopping yet. I don't need an explanation for why this is good. Yeah. It's just good. I just know I can't do it. Yeah, it's like, oh, that was cool. I don't like start laughing hysterically

and want to send it to people right Right, okay, so here's she's like telling people to stop bullying her. Yeah well, you kind of if you if If that comes to light and that's true that she you know Yeah, then yeah, you don't have much of a leg to stand on I mean you should be getting bullied way more, actually. You fucking ripped that lady off. You kind of did a really shitty thing.

Uh, okay. Hi, everyone. Oh, I already hate it. That false, um, uh, that like really genuine, hi, everyone, okay. On here, um, I just want to start by thanking all the people like really genuine, hi everyone. Okay. I'm here. I just want to start by thanking all the people who have supported me. I really appreciate the positivity

and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. Could you have done this inside, please? Why is it, are you at a bus stop? She sounds like she's at a fucking bus stop. I expected, you knowrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Which is frankly where the people who supported me really appreciate the positivity and You're not deserve it. I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped you didn't know No, I do know no you didn't bring the joy and we made the joy out of you, right? You brought in we're laughing at you. Yeah, we're laughing at you

You're not allowed to participate in that. Right. You don't get to take credit for us making fun of you. Right. That's why we didn't... Yeah. You brought in something shitty and we slapped it away. Yeah. And made our own thing that doesn't involve you.

...that that would also open the door to so much hate, which is frankly been pretty devastating. I mean, hate is kind of like hate. I mean, I'm sure there's some people who are completely insane over this and have probably said some shitty things. But honestly, aren't aren't most of us just going like, that's so fucking ridiculous. Like, yeah, like I stole it from that lady. Yeah. Fuck you. Um. Her makeup's not running either.

Right. Devastating. You should need to go put some waterworks on. You need to be talking a little differently. Well, I went out there and I had fun. I did take it very seriously. I worked my butt off. That's why it's so funny.

Preparing for the Olympics. And I gave my all. Yeah, and it sucked. I'm honored to have been a part of the Australian Olympic team and to be part of breaking the team. Olympic debut. What the other athletes have achieved has just been phenomenal. In regards to the allegations and misinformation floating around, I'd like to ask everyone to please refer to the recent statement made by the AOC,

as well as the posts on the Ozbreaking Instagram page, as well as the WDSF Breaking for Gold page. Bit of a fun fact for you. There are actually no points in breaking. If you want to see how the judges thought I compared to my opponents, you can actually see the comparison percentages across the five criteria. No one needs to see that. It was retarded.

We can judge for ourselves. We don't need any judges. There's actually no points, so it wasn't a zero. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I guess you win. Yeah.

I guess it was good then. How dumb are you? On Olympics.com, all the results are there. I'm going to be in Europe for a few weeks for some pre-planned downtime but I really like to ask the press to please stop harassing my family, my friends, the Australian breaking community and the broader street dance community. Everyone has been through a lot as a result of this so I ask you to please respect their privacy. I'll be happy to answer more questions. She's acting like she got raped. What the fuck is this?

I don't know why she's not more mad at her family and friends. Why? I mean like somebody had to just go, just don't fucking do this. Yeah. Hey everyone, sorry that I did that. Maybe she's impossible in real life or something because like you can't- Imagine that I did that or you did that

and you got back and you're like, I'm gonna make a video saying how much hate that I'm getting. And you're like, don't do that. Yeah. What you did was, it was really crappy. The world has spoken. You gotta... It was bad, man. And I guarantee you 99% of it

is people just laughing their asses off. But if you're somebody, if there's, if 1% are, you know, I mean, I think there is such a thing as, you know, like, I wouldn't just go fucking hard on somebody's fucking page for doing that. Yeah, but there's just crazy people out there. Yeah, oh no, of course, of course, of course, of course. You just have to realize that and go live your life. Yeah, uh, Anna Victoria becomes the first Latina with Down syndrome. Oh man, a double threat.

She doesn't look Latina. Do Downs people in every culture look the same? Well, there's- Like, does an Asian Downs person look more Downs or more Asian? Well, there's common, there's common features. Like, and that's- Fantastic. That's the, like the little, they oftentimes don't have that little, that little pocket next to your inner eye. Oh, that's why they look like that? Yeah, yeah. A lot of times they're missing that for whatever.

It's part of the, just the expression, but. So a Down syndrome, I think it's the first Down syndrome person to be a lawyer. I hope that she has bus ads. Well, first Latina. Bus ads, yeah. Well, cuz those are all like a funnel to get, to just get cases. Dos dos dos, feintidos feintidos. Yeah, dos dos dos dos abogados.

Or Sweet James Burgundy. Those guys don't handle your case. They just, it's like a fake front and they hand it off to another guy, right? So, Sabagados. Yeah, yeah. Or Sweet James Burgundy. Sabagados. Those guys don't handle your case. It's like a fake front and they hand it off to another guy, right? They sell that case to somebody else. Wouldn't it be great if the Downs lady had bus ads? That would grab your attention. Yeah.

She's not doing it, obviously, but. No. Did your work, did you get hit in the head and become retarded? Call me. First Latina with Down syndrome. No, but I think, wait, I gotta look. I think it's the first Down syndrome ever.

This is just an article on Be Latina, so they added Latina, Troy. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Anna Victoria, I don't know why you'd want Latina to be associated with this. Well, I mean, you know, think about it. If a person with Down syndrome legit earned a law degree, I would say that's probably harder than, you know, I don't know, than for like you or I.

Losing weight. Probably harder for a Latina to be... It's harder for a Latina to lose weight than it is to be retarded and get a law degree. Oh. Probably. Yeah. So... Anna Victoria becomes the first Latina with Down syndrome to earn a law degree in the world. I see. It's even phrased like a Mexican would phrase it. You know that?

Like, can you feel it like I can? Well, probably not like you can. Yeah, like I can. Yeah, that's how... That's exactly how a Mexican, Anna Victoria becomes first Latina with Down syndrome to earn a law degree in the world. In the world.

In the world. Yeah. You know, they always, they phrase it in, I see what you're saying. I can read, I'm like, a Mexican fucking wrote this. I know, in the world. You could have put a period after degree. Because first Latina with Down syndrome in the world,

that's how a white person would say it, to earn a law degree. Yeah the world, that's how a white person would say it, to earn a law degree. Yeah, yeah, that's true. And you can specify in like the opening paragraph. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the title doesn't have to say everything. Anna Victoria, she has to start doing public defender work. Espino de Santiago.

So you just. Anna Victoria Espino de Santiago. Recently graduated with a law degree from Zach Techus University. She's the first person with Down syndrome from Mexico and in the world to achieve this milestone. Dude, can you imagine? Like, public defenders just register at court.

And then they get assigned a case. So you're sitting there. You know, you got a DUI, or you stole somebody's barbecue or something. I'm like, oh yeah, I got a public defender. Oh, here they come. Oh no. That's when you really find out what your inner prejudices are. Right? Oh no. They have a law degree and they pass the bar. I just want to let you know, I just want to talk about the elephant in the room. Yet I am Latina. That's funny.

I'm fully prepared to represent you. Good. Despite facing a society that often doubted her abilities. Well, you know, I mean, generally that would be kind of the default, that would be the default position. You go, oh my gosh, she's Latina? But that's- Don't drive by that garage sale. She won't be able to resist it. I mean, Down syndrome really is, I mean, there are some that are incredibly, incredibly, you know. Normal. I mean, they need help.

They have a lower IQ, right? And there's some, but yeah, generally, yeah, it's below average. It's below average. It's below average, but how far below average is a huge variable? Is it always below average? I'm not gonna have one on the Avengers next time.

I'm not sure. I'm not positive. I think generally it is below average. Let's get to the bottom of this. Down syndrome. Where's my IQ range? So they could be above, huh? Is they've no 20 to 120 20 to 120 Wow Yeah

Wow, yeah, the average is 70 right which you can have one like Popping up to get a degree the downs genius. You can have like the Tony Stark of downs people, right? Okay to get a degree. The Downs genius. You can have like the Tony Stark of Downs people. Right. Okay. Yeah, so clearly if you're 70, you're probably not earning a law degree. She must be at the very upper end of the- I mean, I don't know.

Okay. Yeah. Maybe she's one of the top. I would guess so. I mean... Oh man! Because I know there's some... That's even worse! Some can live on their own, you know, and it really is a range. The only thing I know about Down Syndrome is from watching that Love on the Spectrum show.

Sometimes they'll pair up a real goofball with a Downs person. No. Yeah. Love on the Spectrum includes Down Syndrome people? Yeah, they got one of the guys... sometimes they'll pair up a real goofball with a Downs person. No. Love on the Spectrum includes Down syndrome people? Yeah, they got one of the guys. I thought it was all autism. I've never seen it. Well, the main characters are autism. But when they're trying to match these guys up,

they try to match the autisms up with other autisms. But one of the autisms is too far gone. So they try to match them up with a... Really? And the Downs person seemed more gone. So they try to match them up with a really down and the dance person seemed more Like it's hard to tell with women because they don't talk as much like a guy comes into a room He's like the Kool-Aid man like well, I like okay I know exactly what's wrong with you But a woman that could go for a long time without figuring out what's going on in her brain

Well until you're in a relationship. Yeah, so Yeah. So they paired him up with a Downs girl. She seemed like a nice, she seems smarter than him, like more together than him. Yeah. So not a main character but. Got it. Let's see. Is that show still going? Oh yeah. Yeah. It's great. I don't want to watch it. I'll get hooked. Yeah, you will. We started watching. There's one guy. I started posting on social media. All of a sudden, I'm being- There's one guy, Connor. He's been in English jail for three years. Connor is like, he's really into swords

and talks like he's like from medieval times. Yeah. Oh, you know, I... He talks like that. He's like a, just a normal looking skinny guy, like a young guy, but he talks like a fucking medieval knight. Okay. Like, oh, this is the eve of my discontent.

Like, he talks like that about everything, and he just freaks out about everything. We're hooked on his, he takes car rides with his mom, where they talk every day. Gotcha. We're hooked on that. That's just like a, it's like a ritual. It's like something that, he's autistic. Yeah, she takes him like to, I don't know what he does.

He needs structure and like routine, and he's his head hanging out the window. he's autistic. Yeah, she takes him like to, I don't know what he does. He needs structure and like routine and he needs his head hanging out the window. They're great. Yeah. Great show. Yeah. Cause you watch normal dating shows and you're like, God, I hate everyone on here

and I wish I would get hit by a car. Yes. But this one, you're like, oh man, I hope they, I hope they find, It makes you a little less, less cynical. Yeah. Yeah. I can see that.

Yeah. I think see that. Yeah. I think it's great she earned a fucking law degree. Yeah, kinda. Why not? What if she's really, like, really smart for her, it's like, you know, slightly above smart and she has to deal with all this shit because nobody's going to look and go like, oh, okay. You know, I mean, I don't know what she plans to do with it. I would guess she would want to go all the way, right?

I mean, pass the bar, start trying cases. Straight to the Supreme Court. There you go. Her achievements have attracted attention from international foundations. Yeah, okay. That's not funny. Well, cool. She's already received a job offer. Good.

Mmm. Stuff about Germany. 45% of men say they've never approached a woman. Mmm. Yeah. Okay. It's so rare that you see a woman. You mistake them for cars usually.

They're so big. And we were taught to stay out of the street. Yeah, you look, you teach kids, you got to look both ways in case a woman's running down the street. They can't stop. They can't see you. Right. Because they're looking for like Starbucks food and stuff on their phone.

Right. You got to look both ways. This one doesn't even have four-wheel disc brakes. 60 to 0 stop time is gonna be scary. Yeah. Let me see if this is good enough to put on. What's that? This woman alert. I don't remember what it was though. Oh yeah! This is, I don't know, it's kind of interesting. I think I destroyed our relationship trying to compliment my boyfriend.

My boyfriend and I are both 28 years old. Got together for... Yeah. We were together for two and a half years. Yesterday night we were drinking and one thing led to another and I tried to compliment him. Okay, well you fucked up. By saying he's not someone who I would hook up or be friends with benefits with but marry. I thought everything was fine but he seemed extremely distraught after that.

I realized how he understood it and tried to clarify it, but he's still the same this morning. He told me he needs space. He hears it like, I don't find you attractive like at all. Like, that's what he did. Yeah, well, it's also like, why did you tell me that? Why can't you just shut your mouth more? Why do you have to say every retarded thing?

Like, yeah, maybe you can keep... All my friends tell me I messed it up, and guys tell me it's not a compliment. No, of course it's not a compliment. And most men would understand it differently. I think I destroyed everything. Yeah. I don't know why I booked Markthump. Stupid.

Well, you know. Just maybe... It's like young people shit. Yeah. My girlfriend sent something stupid. What should I do? Yeah. Sorry, man. It happens. It's gonna happen again. You just kind of get used to it.

I guess. I don't know. What do you want? You want a time machine? You want some kind of a... In 10 years, that's not such a big deal to him. You know what I mean? You didn't like what your wife said? Learn how to suck cock then. Because that's gonna happen a lot.

Either you don't like what's going- Either you don't like what's coming out of her mouth, or you don't like what's going in your mouth. That's your decision. There's a guru for that. Yeah. Go talk to legal- The expert-

Thai lady boy mindset. Right, right. Or you like the aggressive ones, go to to the expert lady boy right right You like the aggressive ones go to the Philippines apparently my girlfriend said this retarded shit I don't know why she said it. Yeah, you never gonna Why is it? Why does it rain don't I don't know? God's crying because of something you did Okay legal mindset yeah, that's done. Department of Education, oh, the Paralympics. Okay, and then all the comments.

You a big fan of the Paralympics? Sure, why not? Pretty cool, I guess. They got a Italian, this lady is gonna be competing in the Paralympics? Is this true? I don't know about this. Budgie smugglers. I love that term.

What did you say? Budgie smugglers? Yeah, it's, you know, like speedo. Because like a budgie is a parakeet. Yeah. I don't know if that's a woman. Trans- I don't know. Oh, no.

I mean, I tricked me. You could have fooled me. Could have fooled me. Trans-identified, valentina. That's part of the thing. I don't know if that's a woman. Trans- I don't know if that's a woman. Oh, shit tricked me. Could have fooled me. Trans-identified valentina trio. Oh, look at the height difference.

50 year old Italian born man Fabrizio. Set to compete as a woman. Is this a joke? At the Paralympics. Man. Come on, man. Come on. Man, what's the paralysis? Well, you know.

Wiener? Going born of the Wiener? Degenerative eye condition. That is okay. Has already raced against young women with disabilities and has broken multiple Italian women's running records. Shocker. Wait a minute.

So you go, what's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes?

What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? What's wrong with the eyes? against young women with disabilities and has broken multiple Italian women's running records. Shocker. Wait a minute. God. So you go, what's wrong with your disability? I can't see. Prove it. What's your disability?

I have trouble competing with the men. I mean, this is a 50-year-old trans lady. Right. Kicking the shit out of... What's wrong with your eyes? they don't work, yeah, oh Huh What am I how many fingers my holding out with the stick is impressive though? Yeah, there's a high spot on the track You are gonna impale yourself on that fucking thing man

So wait, that's how he became trans Uh, so wait, the eye problem? Maybe that's how he became trans. The hurdles? The stick. The eye problem lady runs with the no leg lady? Two no leg ladies. Yeah, I guess so. At the Paralympics, I don't think they care.

It's a little more, it's kind of, it's crept out, I think, in what is encompassed by. It's a lot more real and true to the sports than the Olympics. It's just about showing up and having a good time. Whether you have a penis or... It is more about that. Two legs or, you know, Blade Runner or whatever. Okay, if you have one leg or three legs.

It's the... Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's your disability? I have an extra leg. Yeah. Looks like a cock. Yeah. Petrillo said that his... Parasitic twin, don't worry about it. What's your disability? I have an extra leg. Looks like a cock. Patrio said that his...

Parasitic twin. Don't worry about it. Said that his transgender identity began after stealing underwear and clothing... Oh, come on. Belonging to other women, including his mother. Nah, this has got to be fake. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I... Every time I look for a community note, it just gets worse. I don't know, I mean, I... Every time I look for a community note, it just gets worse. Mm.

Okay. Took home his eighth championship in women's running. And hadn't won any titles when competing in men's categories in the past. Hmm. Oh, man. Somebody's really trying to make their dad proud. Six years.

If I was just a winner, if I had just been able to win, he would, he would have stayed. This is way worse than that lady boxer. Well, the lady boxer is a lady and has lost before. To many women. Yeah, like that's, yeah. She's just, she's at a certain range of women, like... This is like obviously fucked. But why don't you guys care about this? Okay. Everyone just got excited thinking they'll let a trans woman compete, and now they're too embarrassed to say they're fucked up. So they have to keep saying it. And all of them that all of them know they fucked up and they're embarrassed

But no all of them together or two. Yeah. Yeah Okay, David says tell Sean to check out Brandeburg versus, Ohio Supreme Court case if he wants to know more about the free speech stuff. Oh cool. I Looked it up. I looked it up. It was Ohio so, you know, we were talking about what you're legally allowed to say. Yeah, yeah. Ohio said that the KKK was, they arrested them or something

because they said this shit. And the Supreme Court said, no, that's okay. What did they say? They said, the KKK said, we are not a revengeant organization. But if our president, our Congress, our Supreme Court continues to suppress the white Caucasian race, it's possible that there might have to be

some revengements taken. Yeah, well, I see the vagueness of that. I see why that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Ohio said that's illegal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't say that shit, you're gonna do violence. And I think that's too. No, I think that's too far I think that's too I mean maybe something if you say if people keep fucking I think I do something very illegal

I think you have I think you have to be a lot more specific Well, you know what? I mean like that is this is me saying this no and I think there's I think there's I'm sure it's gonna be As I'll bet there's lots of'm sure it's gonna be as, I'll bet there's lots of lawsuits that probably go like that and where they say, yeah, no, that doesn't, it's gonna be a judgment call to some, yeah, to some degree. I wouldn't say that's very vague.

That's a general thing. Cannot prohibit speech unless it is directed to and likely to cause immediate lawless action. That makes perfect sense to me. So it's gotta be, do that. That's what I would've thought. It has to be the cause. Yep, yep, makes sense.

Isn't that crazy? That makes sense. Man, we can be saying all kinds of crazy stuff. We can be saying all kinds of crazy stuff if it wasn't for Silicon Valley. Fucking cocksuckers. Hey, Dick, this is Max. I don't think you can do that UK road

rage you've been planning. Oh really? Oh well because of the speech maybe? You'll definitely be detained. Uh, let's see. Extreme misogyny. Oh boy. To be treated as terrorism? What? I'm not that extreme. Home Secretary orders review of counter-extremism strategy to tackle violence against women and girls. Oh, wait. Home Secretary, figures. Not going back to work after COVID. Okay, here's the BBC.

Bad joke. Yvette Cooper has ordered the review, the home secretary has ordered the review of UK's counter-terrorism strategy to determine how to best tackle threats posed by harmful ideologies. Mm-hmm. Oh. The analysis were a look at the hatred of women as one of the ideological trends that the government says is gaining traction. Mm-hmm. Um, as Cooper says that there's been a rise in extremism both online and in our streets. Man, you guys let in all those Muslims and now you're gonna start tackling misogyny? Are you insane? How the fuck is that gonna work?

That's funny. We gotta arrest this whole mosque. That's funny. Huh, really? Well, yeah, but now it's hate if you do that, I think. Okay, so it's just a guy saying his wife is fat. Straight to jail. What about that mosque?

They're talking about like... Ah! Ah! That's funny. I don't know, they wrote it down and everything. Look at the... Eee! I think I have a bunch of cops in drag outside of a mosque.

We'll see that- I dropped my fucking tampons! People who do this like kind of stuff for this legislation, they're always- they're always thinking of white people doing it. They're thinking, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. They- they all picture- they all picture incels. Just misogynists. Yes!

Yeah, who are possibly violent. You know what I mean? Like that's- Yeah, and they won't enforce it against all the incels. Just misogynists, yes! Who are possibly violent, you know what I mean? And they won't enforce it against all the Islamic shit. Well, no, because they might go, hey, that's fucking racist, or some kind of, you're an Islamophobe, or you're a, and then it's like, oh, bad press. What are you gonna say if you're a white incel? What are you gonna fucking say? What's your defense?

Just two shoe polish face. There's been a rise in extremism both online and in our streets. I don't know about the streets part that phrase the very fabric of our communities in our democracy. The review will look at the rise of Islam, Islamists, and far-right extremism, okay, in the UK, as well as wider ideological trends, including extremist misogyny. Hey, you know, you put the right thing in the sentence.

Okay, well. You look at one, look at the other, yeah. Beliefs which fit into the broader categories, such as violence, it will also look at the causes and the conduct of radicalization of young people. Women, they meet them, and then they're like, fuck. I gotta get on the computer. I gotta get on the computer to talk about how stupid women are.

That's what happens. Miss Cooper said that the strategy will map, what they say and what they do. Let me help you out. Yeah, sure. It's what they're saying and doing. Because you're kidding. You're like, well, women are they seem great. They seem nice. Maybe I should interact with them. Oh, man, that was a really bad interaction. I got to get online and talk about that.

Mrs. Cooper said the strategy will map and monitor. If you tried lady boys. Extremist trends to work out how to disrupt and divert people away from them. Okay, stupid. Okay. In cell culture. Oh yeah, for some years there's been concern

around in cell culture and online movement of mainly young men who describes themselves as involuntarily celibate and blame women and alpha males for their problems. Yeah, how come like diet culture is not being criticized? Healthy at any size. Dinas says, I like hearing Sean talking about boxing. Oh.

We need a Sean's Inside the Ring segment. Oh, there's, you know. You think about boxing. Oh. We need a Sean's Inside the Ring segment. Oh, there's, you know. What do you think about that? I love boxing, but I'm not, I don't have like a great knowledge. I mean, yeah, like, I mean, I've, I know, I know some, I know some like some history and some, like I really do like it,

but it's not something that I would ever like, you know, I know a lot more about music and guitars and shit like that than, but I do. I like it, but it's not something that I would ever like. I know a lot more about music and guitars and shit like that than, but I do. I've said it before. I think fucking, I think boxers are fucking artists. I really do. Like that's the, and I'm not, America gets wrapped up in the heavyweight division,

which is almost always the worst division in the sport. Has the least amount of skill. So slow and heavy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, and there's been great heavyweight eras, but you know, but it's like the middle divisions or can just be killer.

Yeah. Where you really see what they're doing. And like the, you know, the sweet sciences they say, it's, it really is, those, there is a lot of thought that the top fighters use. This is what he likes. That's what the guy likes.

Sass Outs says, you got to listen to this on the show. This Gen Z is wilding out there. Men are now finding women from the registered sex offenders list to get laid. Oh. Really? Sounds like a good plan. I don't know, that might scare them off. What kind of offense are they?

Yeah, I mean, it's like, I'm never going near any boys again. I have to get yourself out of a drought if you're super down bad. This is the last resort. So you're gonna wanna search for the registered offenders that's near you. You just come off a paintball field? I know it sounds crazy,

but you're gonna keep searching until you find the girl that you want I will block out her face, but she's an offender so I don't really care But after you find who you want you want to search them up on Facebook from here This is all you I can show you how to shoot but I can't shoot for you every time I got curious so I looked at what offense she had and yes, she had a great charge in 1999 So she's a freak. I'm trying to show you a great person, but she's a such a catfish that it's tough defense It even shows their scars and tattoos and their home with

My player from the ground up, but it is like buying a used account that already has badges Yeah picking which one you want. Yeah, I just found a baddie man. Stop playing with me This is like shopping but instead of shopping and even Marcus shopping at Goodwill So I'm just Y'all do y'all think I'm fun. This is public information If you can't pull a freaky offender it might just be time for you to go to dr Bro, I've done this once so far just once I was like six months in the drought I had to get some water if you want to see it. Here's how you can find my 18 plus content. I Don't know why I really like six months in the drought. I had to get some water if you want to see it Here's how you can find my 18 plus content. I

Don't know why I really like that guy. Yeah, just think is yeah. Yeah, so you can look up sex offenders in your area It's all public there see what they got busted for I mean you're you know like I mean you like he's 18 I'm assuming you know I mean like yeah Yeah, maybe they're like busted for statutory rape and you like pretend to be you know under a yeah, I'm assuming. I mean, like, yeah. Maybe they're like busted for statutory rape and you like pretend to be, you know, under age. Yeah, I'm 18. I love, I don't know, Yu-Gi-Oh or what are kids like? Paw Patrol.

Hey, you wanna go to the Paw Patrol movies coming out? That might be young. I don't know if it. Yeah, that might be a little young. I don't know if 15 year olds are into Paw Patrol. Fuck. I don't know. Do... Yeah, that might be a little young. I don't know if 15 year olds are into Paw Patrol. Fuck. Uh, I don't know. Yeah.

Do some research. Sure, yeah. I mean, I'm not going to do everything for you here. Taylor Swift's concert? Is that young? It's too young? Well, I mean, guys are probably not into Taylor Swift concerts. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Because this is for... he's talking to for men. Man, right back to square one. Right back to... it's too hard. Damn. Man, right back to square one. Yeah. Right back to, it's too hard. Damn it. You gotta think too much. It's good advice though. Thank you for sending that in.

Sure. Okay. Burples says, Jesus, Sean is brutal on this episode. I love it. Oh wow. In regards to the WATP bonus episode. Oh. Chris says, the Smartmatic, here. Chris says, the Smartmatic,

here's an article, the Smartmatic president surrenders to US authorities in Miami to face election related bribery. Oh, wow. What? I don't know. That's what he says. You see that Venezuela election?

No. Didn't go very well. Yeah, they haven't for a while, I think. Yeah. Oh, shit, I don't have the link. I'll just search for what he said. You know, they got a hundred percent electronic voting there. Isn't that crazy? Venezuela. Smartmatic. Oh, yeah. So it's true. Miami Herald, yeah. Smartmatic president faces... Filipino. Miami, in bribery case, tied to Filipino voting machines.

Oh, huh. Venezuelan American founder, the voting machine company, Smartmatic Surrender. What are the ones that, the ones, the Canadian ones that we use? The Dominion? Dominion, yeah? Yeah. Oh The president of smartmatic was charged along with

Jorge somebody This is a Philippines For rigging elections in the Philippines. Yeah, I think haven't they rigged elections in the Philippines like since before the 60s Marcus's and like the, yeah. Like that's, yeah, Philippines are fucking crazy. Hmm. We've been aware of this. Yeah, it's just a bunch of like normal cop shit.

Yeah. The co-conspirators then allegedly laundered bribery payments through bank accounts located in Asia. The United States is what gotcha probably. Yeah. Laundering money through, you know. Yeah, you can't embarrass, you can't get the, you can't put the topic of these machines are bogus

on people's lines, on minds. Don't do that. You gotta, we're trying to do something over here, guy. If convicted, they're gonna go to five years in prison. Doesn't seem like a lot. Doesn't seem like a lot, does it? No, for rigging an election. Close an election close to hate like you should be killed Yeah for that yeah

Probe in with a wife Now she rolled on yeah was launched after his wife informed the Philippine FBI that her husband had large amounts of unexplained wealth unexplained wealth. Ah, boy, it's a... Bitch! God! Right? Ah!

She informed the anti-fraud division that her husband had approximately one billion pesos or 20 million bucks of ill-gotten wealth. Oh, man. Don't you divorce at the time you... Jesus, man! Man. Whoops. These women.

Mmm. Fucking up everything. Piñate? Really? Is that his name? What is this, man? Whoops. These women. Fucking up everything. Piñate, really is that his name? Piñate, alongside Venezuelan guys. Founded Smartmatic in 2000. And gained notoriety after the company was chosen by Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez

to replace the country's voting machines in 2004. Yeah, they use these voting machines down there. Have audits and all this stuff that we have and totally fake. Placing a Leo as our Q's employee. Computers. Okay, good one. Logan Luckless.

No voter fraud has been alleged. I'm one hour into a four hour flight at 2 a.m. and the stupid flight attendants have turned on the lights effectively eliminating my chances. Like, why do they do that? I'm not sure. Jess. And they're not talking about the little overhead

reading lights, right? Like the lights in the plane are over. No, they light up the whole fucking plane. Yeah, I know. It could be like black in there. Well, and- They always do this. Well, yeah, what time is it? Like it is-

Two in the- three in the morning. Oh, three in the mor- oh. Yeah, I don't know. Huh, that's weird. God, I've noticed that too. Is it so- Got red eye, it's like- People don't trip fucking go into the bathroom or something?

Like, eh? I know, it's annoying. Uh, okay. Advice, long distance advice. Hey, Dick. I'm 28, it's annoying. Okay, advice, long distance advice. Hey, Dick, I'm 28, Australian and broke. Yeah, well, that's probably a lot of people. Hmm, I need help on this. Please be kind.

I'm a huge fan of the show, okay? I fell deeply in love with my best friend of 15 years. Oh, he's a gay guy. Oh really? What do you need advice on? You got it made. Oh, you're never gonna be ratted out to, you know, the feds for a bunch of money.

Yeah, probably not. Your life is easy. You're on easy street. Watch the birdcage. What do you need advice from me for you? Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't feel like a guy figured out But he he might have it figured out and just not know it yet I fell deeply in love with my best friend of 15 years while she Yeah, well she what the plane is scattered across the runway, dick.

What?! What's happening here?! My best friend? She? Like a trans... lady, maybe? I guess that could be a... What if she wants to go to the Olympics or something? She's doing like trans shit, you know?

Yeah, no, now I have no idea what's... I fell deeply in love with my best friend, who was a man, now is a woman and she... Okay, let's see. This is how you're gonna get through the rest of it? I just don't understand these words. Maybe this is millennial slang. What do you mean by friend? Yeah, right.

Friend can mean different things. Say it again. Right. Say it in other words. Yeah. I fell deeply in love with my best friend of 15 years while she, maybe it's a typo, while he was with another man. Much better.

I feel relieved. That makes sense. What are you quitting? No, that's the end of it. What are you quitting? No, that's the end of it. We live in different cities. Same typo, but she used to live in mine. Maybe that he used to live in mine.

It could stick maybe sometimes. The last time he hit the S right before. Oh yeah, sometimes a key like it gets, it will trigger another key. I've noticed that too. We grew up together. Nothing romantic ever happened between us during our friendship. How old is he?

That's normal. You and I, nothing romantic has ever happened in our... You said he's 28. Oh, 28, right, right. And broke, that's right. 28, Australian and broke. Got it. Maybe Australia, no.

However, last year I noticed and accepted my very strong feelings for her. Uh-huh. I noticed? I would look. Have you ever been surprised by a feeling that you had? I have not. Not in like a situation like that.

Yeah. I suddenly, wow, I suddenly wanna fuck my guy friend over here, huh? Yeah, I mean, my thought was that he would probably have noticed that long before. Yeah. I was just like, oh my God, you're a girl. I didn't even realize, you know?

Yeah, like in a movie, like when they give that ugly girl a makeover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they un-ugly-fy her. They take her glasses off. Whoa. You're like, fuck in a movie like when they give that ugly girl a makeover Yeah, yeah, yeah, an ugly fire and take your glasses off Like you didn't see her tits the whole time before that what the fuck are you talking? It's like that's how chicks see this well Maybe if I change my hairstyle my body will look different no mm-hmm. That's how it works Last year I noticed and accepted my very strong feelings for her

and decided one night to tell her how I felt while on the phone. That's a bit odd. I wouldn't. He decided to do it over the phone. Yeah. Yeah. He probably was like, eh, in person is gonna be too much.

I'll check chicken out. Yeah. Well, how far away do you live from her? She was very unhappy with her boyfriend of eight years already. I see. Oh, but after I told her this, she broke up with him and flew to see me

to see if she felt how I felt. She already feels how you felt. The, yeah. No woman has ever flew to see me. Oh. To see if she felt how I felt. She already feels how you felt. The, yeah. No woman has ever had to see if they wanted to fuck you or not. They just do where they don't. We spent an amazing week together and she told,

what do you notice about this advice email off the top of your head? What's something that you notice? What are we missing from this? No rack size? How many times have I been over this it's a very it's the most important piece of The information it's the most important information that I need from you We spent an amazing week together how I don't know how amazing the week was if I don't know how big her tits are fucking

Basic shit see writing is is painting a picture for the yeah for the reader. Yeah I don't know how amazing the week was if I don't know how big her tits are. Fucking basic shit. See, writing is painting a picture for the reader. Yeah, exactly. We spent an amazing week together and she told me she felt the same and that I love her the way she's always wanted to be loved. Love is, what, is that a slang term? It's more like Riz, Cap, Ohio, you know,

skippity toilet. You know the kids are doing skippity toilet? Not aware. We're going around in Lake Powell, me and my nephews. And they're like, say, I was going like, whoo, whoo, whoo, right? And making it echo. And they're like, say skippity toilet.

Oh, that's okay. Skippity toilet! And they're like, say, skippity toilet. Oh, that's okay. Skippity toilet! And they're like, ah! It's even better than I thought. What is it doing? It's better than I thought it would be! We spent an amazing week together and she told me she felt the same

and that I love her the way she's always wanted to be loved. And now I don't like her anymore. Yeah. How do I get rid of her? Oh man. A man scientist is going to figure that out one day. Yeah. How to get rid of them. Oh.

And it's going to revolutionize the world. Right. The human race. Murder rate plummets. We've done it. We figured out. Plummets. Yeah. We figured it out. We figured out how to get rid of them easily. You say this one phrase like abracadabra or something, all you have

to say is that and they're like, Oh, see ya. And the women just leave. Vanishes Chungus. We've tried getting fat, getting being obnoxious none of that shit Not listening yeah, I mean we've read for millennia many millennia We've been trying to get rid of women nope not one man has ever figured it out. Mm-hmm. Oh, I have accidentally Accidentally, but not one, you know one way Which is how I also feel. And I love her the way she's always wanted to be loved, which is also how I feel. Yeah. What?

I want to get this woman pregnant. What the? Whoa! Is that really the next sentence? Yes. Yes. Yes. I want to get this woman pregnant. This was an F1 car that just all of a sudden just took a hard left for no apparent reason on a straight and killed everyone in the pit crew. What is- I'm broke and I want to get this woman pregnant. Yeah.

Shocker. She's my best friend. Don't worry, I'll wait. Well don't wait! Do it now! Do it now! Don't wait, don't wait. That's retarded. Don't wait. Just knock her out. So they just totally love each other and then well fucking what's the advice? What does he? Yeah, really. What's the advice? The problem. I'm broke. Yeah. What does the advice? The problem. I'm broke. Yeah. What does she do? Uh, she still lives in another city.

Okay. And her ex-boyfriend still lives with her. Which I hate. Yeah! What the fuck is going on? Get her out tomorrow! Tomorrow! But she don't have any- he doesn't have any money for a place. And probably, she probably doesn't either, so... He doesn't have enough money for a place for her to live with him? He said broke. Well, he lives somewhere.

Does he live in his mom's house? I don't know. You gotta get a fucking job, dude! That would be good information. You gotta get some fucking money. A lot of information is missing from this. That would be good information to know. What's his living situation?

He's in another room. Is harmless. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, if he's got her ear, he's not harmless. He's not harmless. He's in the house. Yeah. Not harmless.

Those calls are coming from inside the house. Uh-huh. He's in another room, is harmless. Why do you think that? Right. And she has a very anxious dog that can't handle a stranger living there. Oh yeah.

Let me tell you something. Women are gonna throw a lot of things at you that you can just knock away. You gotta, you know, Mr. Miyagi, you gotta watch the Karate Kid so you understand this reference. Yeah, or at least Star Wars, you know? I mean, you know, just... No, you Miyagi, you gotta watch the Karate Kid so you understand this reference. At least Star Wars, you know, I mean, you know, just. No, you gotta watch the original Karate Kid

for the wax on, wax off. Right, stay on the floor, wax the car. Yeah, wax the car, wax on, wax off. Cause when women say, well, I have a dog and the dog won't tolerate living with people, you go wax on, you knock it away. You just pretend it didn't exist. You pretend it didn't even happen.

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter that she said it. Doesn't matter that you heard it. You give no indication that you heard it. It doesn't matter. It's totally worthless. Wax off. I live with my...

The thing is, see, the thing is I have to wax on. Well, also here's the thing about me, wax off. It's like nothing, nothing. And then you knock it away, knock it away this way and you say, here's what's gonna, okay, yeah, great. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna live with you and your dog. Well, the thing is that my dog is wax on, knock it away.

And then my dog is, the thing is that this is why what you're saying can't wax off. Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna move, I'm gonna live with you and your dog. It's gonna be great. Yeah, your dog will love me. Your dog's gonna love me. Actually, I think it's already, it's already loves me.

Look at it. Because you love me. Because you love me. The dog's emotions towards me directly reflects yours. I don't know if you knew that. And then they talk and you say wax on, wax off, knock it away, right? You can picture it in your mind when they're talking.

Oh, I'm picturing it now. Why are you making those motions with your hands? You can make the motions. Don't break by concentrate. You can make the motions and say you're doing it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. You don't have to be clever.

You don't have to be cute. You don't have to hide it. They kind of, they would like it like that Well, I have to get home because I have a meeting tonight Yeah Well, I can't stay with you tonight because I have a thing where I don't sleep with guys Not a problem. It's not a problem actually. Yeah, you would love to sleep with me tonight. Yeah like that That's that's it. That's all you got to do Watch the movie. Wax on. Great movie. Barely any women. Barely any women in the movie.

He's in another room. I can't live there because I... She also can't afford it alone. Yeah, that's women, man. They gotta... Why would they want to live alone if they can live with a guy I? Wouldn't I mean there was some sort of third sex that I could rely on Yeah, sure fuck it. I live with this one. I'm gonna live with that one. Mm-hmm. Welcome to life. That's how it goes, man That's the risk of all this French shit that you're saying. You gotta live with them. He's in another room, is harmless, yeah, anxious dog. She can't afford it alone. I can't live there because I hate that city.

Oh. It's too expensive and I love where I live. Uh huh. She hates my city. Gotcha. Right. I hate my... Right. She hates my city and loves her city.

You love my city. Whoosh, wax on. Right. I hate your city. Wax off. You love the city. You love the, you know, they got that thing you could eat at. How far apart are the cities?

I love my city. Wax on. You hate your city. Are we talking, we're talking like Melbourne and Sydney, I'm assuming. Yeah, I don't know. Where is she? They just, you know, they Yeah, I don't know. Where is she? They just, you know, they have the rivalry, you know.

Yeah, am I retarded? Does this make sense? Does long distance work? No, it is a waste of your time. It's not a real relationship. You are not getting, you're not getting anything out of it. Yeah. You gotta get pussy, regular.

You gotta, you know what I'm talking about? I mean, that's's you know, that's the point of it. That's the point of it You got to get it You don't be doing this long I love you I love you like a friend now that shit's gonna change no Talk to a fucking AI if you want a long-distance relationship No. Talk to a fucking AI if you want a long distance relationship. Hey, chat GBT, I love, do you love me like I love you? Like you want to be loved? Yes, I love you like you want to be loved.

Just a bunch of words and bullshit. What should I do? Move her in. And then if you get sick of her, just kick her out. Go back to the city you love so much. Go back to the city you love so much. Go back to the city you love so much, you dumb bitch. BWAAA! Give the ex the dog.

Yeah. Let the dog run away. Fuck the dog. Give the ex the dog. Just take the dog. Dogs are not... Man, women will put their dogs on SSRIs. You know they do that?

Oh yeah. They put their dogs on like anti-anxiety medication. Oh no. What the fuck are you doing? It's a fucking dog. It doesn't have emotions. Oh no, they can be pretty effective. At what?

At gonking the dog out? No, no, they don't. That's, they give low doses and stuff. Yeah, that's, yeah, it's generally anxiety. There you go. Give the dog some meds. That's why they're there. Yeah, actually, it's really anxiety. There you go. Give the dog some meds. That's why they're there. Actually, it's really not a bad way to...

CBD actually for a lot of dogs works very well. Crank that fucker full of CBD. Give it the good, get the good stuff. Yeah, CBD, you need a little THC. And lie about why you're doing it. My good friend of mine is a vet. He recommended this because he says it 100% works every time.

Yeah, I sort of have a- Not this, oh, maybe I'm going to try, you know, we should try, lie. Lie about every part of it. For, yeah, a lot of dogs that are just anxious. You know, we fucked dogs up with all the breeding and stuff that we've, we've bred their other neuroses and their, all that kind of stuff. And it's, yeah, there's definitely stuff. CBD can work amazingly well for a lot of dogs. And women love it.

Sure. CBD. It's all natural. Yeah, it's all natural. Yeah, that's the right. It's all natural shit. They're all in the, yeah. Your dog's gonna fucking love this shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Plus it's treats, so the dog will love you. Yeah. It's food. Yeah, I mean, depending on, I know they make flavored ones. So get the dog some meat, get some raw meat. Here you go, check this out. Yeah, I mean, depending on, they make, I know they make flavored ones. So get the dogs some meat, get some raw meat. Here you go, check this out. Don't tell this bitch,

doesn't know nothing about raw meat. All right, that's good advice. Let's do, and let us know how it goes. Love you and Sean, thanks for reading this. Go fuck yourself. Whatever you do, don't waste time in long distance relationships. Waste the fucking time.

Yeah, if you're gonna do it, just do it. go just do it. Do it. Just do it. You'll find out. Remember, you'll find out. Wax on, wax on, okay. Fat watch.

Fat watch. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-da. Today in Fat News. Did I tell anybody to call in? Toilet man. Echo, echo, just chin. All these guys are saying nonsense in here. Okay.

This is Lizzo losing weight. Wow. Okay, hey, Dick, check this out. Lizzo losing weight. Got a lot of fat watch stuff today. Wow. Lizzo shows off dramatic weight loss. I don't know about that.

Well, I need to see like a before, you know what I mean? Yeah, she looks smaller than I remember her. Yeah, she does. Oops. Okay. Whoa, yeah. The best work is a life hack, nigga prince. Outlive like Jack, nigga.

Oh, saying the N-word. Sorry apologize. It shouldn't be saying that Said it again She'd look skinnier. Yeah, totally, huh? We're not gonna have Lizzo to kick around anymore. Let's see Lizzo at her fattest. Oh, wow Okay, so this was before Lizzo at her fattest. Oh wow. Okay. So this was before. This is before. I don't know, does she have compression shit on here?

Well, I mean, yeah, to some degree, but I would guess she weighs significantly less. She is sweating. A lot of people will post gym shit and they're not sweating. No, she's doing stuff. She's sweating, she's got her hair up. Yep. Okay.

She's... Hey. Okay, I think so. Nothing, nothing to say, nothing negative to say. Nothing positive to say either. Okay, I like that. I don't like that shit of, oh good for her. Yeah, this is...

Nothing negative to say. She seems to be doing it. Uh, is she gonna weigh less than Vito soon? Wow, don't I don't know I mean it's a death cross have her have her come in see if she smashes toys or not. I Wish I smash next I don't know something good. I want no always cries that I'm not giving anything him anything good Yeah, not losing any weight either. That's the problem. Yeah, I mean, I don't even know. Yeah, he's like stuck in this bit and he can't escape. Yeah, he is.

Cause of the toys. Cause of the toys. I have a mountain of toys. Yeah, I'm sure you do. A mountain. I'm sure. And a couple of them are good. Right. Like thousand dollar magic cards.

Oof. Okay, this is... Uh oh. James Bowden sent this in. Uh oh. Seems to be a fat lady. She's looking, is she gonna throw something? Workout number two.

I'm back with my infinity hoop. Is this related to the infinity shoes? It's the it's of infinite size so she can use Wait a minute an infinity hoop it's hard for me to move My hips so fast. Wait is she wearing the thing right now? Is that a is that six-pack so fast. Wait is she wearing the thing right now? Is that a- is that clothing? She got stuck in a six pack... like a turtle. Well she has something in her hand that she's gonna whip. She got stuck in a hula hoop when she was 13 and she could never- look at this she's got like a plastic thing. It's just grown into her. Yeah it's like a- somebody left the hatch it it stuck in the tree, and it just grew around it. I'm back. Workout number two.

Workout number one was posted six years ago. God, I wish we could just do a show of Fat Watch. It would get cancelled though. Yeah. I'm with my infinity hoop. It's hard canceled though. Yeah. With my infinity hoop, it's hard for me to move my hips fast. Well. Well, that's just because of the laws of,

it's just because of, you know, time dilationing and quantum mechanics. The laws of physics, geometry. Yeah, like just because of time at your ass passes slowly, more slowly than it does all around, right? So you are moving your hips fast, just the relativity. My hips fast, so I have to keep swinging it around, which is perfectly fine with me.

Doing it this way is still allowing me to get my cardio in. Do it whatever way works for you. I love my hoop. You want to see what her hoop is? Yeah. Okay, I do. It's a big, big fat woman. She's got a giant stomach spilling over. Yeah, it's one of those.

About two and a half tungsten, I would say. Let's see what we got. I got my hula hoop. I got my hula hoop. She's out of breath saying it like. She's out of breath saying it. She's out of breath at about 270 degrees around. It's a hula hoop that's a track and a weighted ball attached to a string.

So you don't have to worry about actually being able to hula hoop. It has a bearing inside the track. So it's like a hula hoop, but you're wearing a belt with a track and that has a ball bearing inside of it and that ball bearing is attached to a rope with has a weight on it.

So you are the size of a hula hoop. Yeah. You don't have to worry about the hula hoop falling down cause you can't do it. You just, right. You get the, if you can get the ball to whip around you're doing the motion correctly. Yeah, you're doing it correctly.

Hence exercising. And it's called an infinity hoop. Right. Because- Because fat people have appropri called an infinity hoop. Right. Because- Because fat people have appropriated the term infinity. Yeah. It's like their N word. Ooh.

Infinitize, everything is infinity. Oh, infinifat. Yeah, infinifats, infinihoop. Yeah. And there's a train. There's a train whistle going on in the background coincidentally or perhaps hilariously. All right. Oh no.

Oh my god. I mean she is moving. I don't think she's captured the Momentum of it, you know, you know to kind of get it's a rhythm. Yeah, right The dog's coming in. Yeah, she's trying to We got it. We got it Yeah, that's not just not finally made You finally made it, like good times. Right.

Moving on up. Moses. Moses? I get time, so, uh oh. Bro. Oh no, it's gone forever. I get time, so. Suck up her ass.

I gotta keep doing it. It's not the Hulu with me, so. Yeah, we know that. But I gotta just keep streaming. She's just, she's like so light headed. She's just throwing it. It's just a stream of consciousness coming. She's throwing it.

It's not the Hulu. She's just so light headed, it's just a stream of consciousness coming. It's not the Hulu, it's me. Oh child, moving on, oh sweet mama. I don't know if she's still alive. Oh mama. What was workout one? I gotta look up at this infinity hoop shit.

Second workout? What? Yeah, what was workout one? Helping busy people get active from home. Busy. The infinity hoop. Busy people. Busy eating. That's, yeah. Day 13 out of, day 15 out of 30,

hooping as my daily movement. You're fucking kidding me, dude. They have an exercise device for people that are too fat to move. Well, no, because also people didn't go back to work a lot of people. So like they literally don't move anymore. Oh, wow. Uh-oh.

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this is on their official page. It's clearly built to make the momentum transfer easier. Yeah. Oh my god. You just gotta make it go around, however you do it. Yeah. So she's walked about, you know, a hundred steps. Yeah.

And she's done. Right. It's just walking, back and forth. Oh my goodness. Day she's done. Right. It's just walking back and forth. Day 15, done. Day 15 of 30. And then what? Definitely not going to fast 30. What happens on day 30?

Are you walking for real? And she's not even as big as women are who are- Yeah, no, that's like you know that yeah That's the women that guys aren't approaching in public the fifth the 45 percent of guys that aren't just walking up to random minivans and asking them how they're Other days going There's the whole no Fat lesbian shaped like where the body that gets bigger as it goes down like a funhouse mirror

She's real short. Yeah, and her ankles are about a foot across She's got a trampoline that will be instantly destroyed. Nothing but crocs Yeah She's got a north face shirt. Yeah Nice house, I guess what's in the background there? It's a nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice,

nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, their hand up so they throw the snacks at the trampoline and bounce it into her face. God damn. First I like to start off with my workout bands because I want to get a really good stretch in so I usually start down here. I plan whatever foot I decide I'm going to start with and obviously I just move back and forth. This is it. I mean I stretch as much as I can. I do different things. I mean I'll stand like this.

What? They do different things. Okay, well. This would be like me, like, teaching a ballet class. I put my hands up like this. Sometimes I turn. Sometimes I turn in the other direction. Occasionally I kick my leg out. I try to get my leg up on the bar, but it doesn't go that high. Check out this graceful shit that I'm doing here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'll do the other side Yeah, I'll turn around again here. Watch this pencil trick That's how fat people work out check this out. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. I'm working out. Yeah. Yeah Bring some cows. Sometimes I just stand like that to get myself going Anything helps now I should say this is a no particular order because I don't have any favorites, but I do like to do my rebounder and then move over to my vibration plate. So I likely will go from this one to the other one.

My favorite thing to do while I'm on. Very smart that there's something to grab onto. Very, that's good call on that one. Good call. She had like a snack tray, like a Stanley Cup. Here is a health bounce. Normally I have my weights with me, but I don't have them right now, that's okay.

Oh no, she's doing it. Hey, what are you doing? What is this? It gives me a really good workout. No it doesn't. I move around and I'm helping with my This is not moving. My belly fat draining, which has been

a very big deal for me. Third, this is my vibration plate. This is like a fucking alcoholics, oh yeah, I'm doing six ounce, or 10 ounce curls, or twelve ounce curls, whatever it is. This is not working out! Moving your hands up and down like this isn't working out on a trampoline! Ron, look at me, I'm working out at an incredible rate. Let's give it a good step.

Oh, that melts the fat away. That's turning the butter into cheese. I usually start off by doing this for 10 minutes. Also, while I'm on it, I can move my arms up and down. I haven't used the hoop on it yet, but I am working up to that. I love this thing. It feels so good once I get done using my rebounder. This is awesome. And last, but certainly not least...

It's quaking in fear. I get on this machine and it starts on its own because it's terrified. It's a thinking computer. No! Get off of me! Is this like Rosie O'Donnell's, like aunculus that came out off of Rosie O'Donnell? Oh boy. Um, what is this workout? Alright. This is my infinity-

I was saying, at least she's moving. I don't know if it's- I guess. I don't know if it's effective. It seems like a knee-destroying workout. I mean- You're on a vibrating machine? Yeah, you know, I- well the-

You gotta eat less, yeah this is usually the last thing I do because I like that she's thinking slowly up to this because this provides me with most of my four favorite methods I cut out the infinity hoop fuck dude are you serious it's a... Ugh. I'm big because it runs in my family. Well, okay. A truck run ran into your family.

But I wanna change. This woman is fucking huge. She's big, yeah. Dude, The Married with Children never had women this big on that show. Oh no. We didn't even have women that big in the 80s. She's got her infinity hoop Dude, The Married Were Children never had women this big on that show. Oh no. We didn't even have women that big in the eighties. She's got her infinity hoop though, let's see it.

I'll be there, no one will care about the love It's all I wanna do Wait, that's the same girl? That's the same girl? Oh my God, she lost about 200 pounds. Can we say, can we say, can we say good job to that? Yeah. Okay, I we say good job to that? Yeah. Okay.

I would say good job to that. Yeah, that's good. This shit actually works? Well, I mean, it's clearly a regiment of diet and exercise. You know what I mean? I'm guessing my diet had a lot to do with it too. Wow. We got to start funding these infinity hoops, I guess. Now if she had a gastric bypass, you know what I mean?

Where can you poke the holes? I'm not saying, you know, she did, but It's usually the information that they don't tell you. Yeah Like jaren, you lost all that weight because of child porn. Yeah, nobody wants to admit it, right? Yes, I got the waist trainer told i'm trying to get hourglass just setting the timer because i'm so serious about this a waist trainer Like a belt that they wear and their stomach. Yeah like To say it teaches the fat to stay where it's told. Because I want an hourglass? Yeah.

You're a 24 hourglass. Vito and Tony did a Tony from Hack the Movies, the biggest problem episode when I was gone. Yeah. And Carl made fun of it at his, you know, we were talking about it. I think you encouraged him to. I did encourage him to do it. I was there for that.

Carl made fun of it at his show, his live show. Yeah. And Tony from Hack the Movies happened to be at the live show. Oh God. So he goes, he takes a picture of himself like looking sad. Yeah. And him is he's on the screen and everyone's laughing at him. God.

Carl's making fun of those pretty funny. 30 minutes go. 30 minutes. Seven minutes in. I had to pause it because I am breaking a sweat and I am tired. Sped up. I feel the box was correct. pause it because I am breaking a sweat and I am tired. Sped up. I fear the box was correct. We're 18 minutes in and I am dripping in sweat. Dude, she paused the stepping motion twice. Yeah, yeah. Have you ever walked for 30 minutes?

Yeah, sure. We must keep going. Girl, what the hell? I didn't know sweating was part of this. The time is up and I'm about to show you my stats. At that, look at that. Okay, I did sweat. Her heart was at 110. Yeah, it's not that high. Extremely low. Yeah, not high.

For a workout. And my belly. What the hell? It does work for cardio and I am gonna keep on doing it tomorrow and I'll keep you posted on my results. I'm adding the link down below for the official infinity hoop so you can get it too. And stay tuned for my 30 day journey cause girl.

We are- Uh huh. Okay. A 30 minute of hooping equals a two mile run which is almost- which is basically nothing. But there you go. Okay. Hey. Good for you.

Mm-hmm. Keep posting the videos. I guess I'll save those for next time. Okay. All right. Good for you. Mm-hmm. Keep posting the videos. I guess I'll save those for next time. Okay, everybody. That's been The Dick Show. Patreon.com slash The Dick Show. See you next Tuesday. Did I forget anything?

I don't think so. I forgot to stall for 30 seconds. I think we need to play. I like that we'll never fix it. I might. Really? I might fix it. If I get squirrely. I like that we'll never fix it. I might. Really? I might fix it.

If I get squirrely. I'm out. Okay. Well, thanks a lot, Sean. Oh. Right after I listened to the last episode, guess what I get? Some weird mysterious pain in my lower back. Uh-oh. And I just keep hearing the words, worst than childbirth. Yep. So I went and got a pregnancy test, and now everyone's laughing at me like I'm stupid or something. But jokes on them, it came out positive. Well, he was one on multiple counts, I think.

I hope you get a kidney stone for that joke. Hey, Dick, I am looking at a Trump sticker on a Prius. I gotcha. That's all. Could happen. How odd. Could happen. Is the Prius, is it an electric car?

Or is it a hybrid? Hybrid. Hybrid? I don't know if they make all electric Prius. They get insane mileage. Man, I was- Yeah, but they got in trouble for lying about the mileage though.

Oh, they did? Years ago, yeah. Oh. Yeah. It's still better. Oh, they did? Years ago, yeah. Oh. Yeah. It's still better. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My brother-in-law's truck gets like 600 miles a gallon

or something. What? It's a newer model of mine. And I was looking at the new F-150s have hands-free driving. Oh, yeah. And it just scans your eyes to make sure you're looking at the road. Like this is, that's fucking crazy. That's all I need.

I don't need self-driving everything. Just like, you know, and it didn't mention any kind of like drinking detecting technology either. No, I don't think they have that in, you know, yet as far as that they're putting in cars. So we'll see. Yeah, you got a few more years.

Before I have to get it. Before they get that in there. Yeah. Okay Hey, J.K. Sean. I was just listening to the fucking newest thing is problem I don't know what I'm saying. I don't know what this is about. But the fucking short problem, line short, that's a fucking huge problem, man. I bought some shorts I don't try shit on, cause I'm not fucking gay. I look at some shit.

You looked at the Riververse shorts? I know I saw it, I'm buying it, if it doesn't fit me, I'll just. Shorts that have liners in them. What's going on with that? Aren't those bathing suits? You would think so. You'd be right to think so.

But no, not, they have workout shorts that have liners in them. And I can't figure out why. Well, are they supposed to act as like underwear? That's what underwear is for. Yeah, I know. Like it's a bit presumptuous for shorts to like, Say I'm better than your underwear.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, well, you can't wear underwear with me. Yeah. Why? Or it's going to be uncomfortable. Then you have two underwears on. Yeah.

Do you have any shorts with liners on them? No. I don't know why. shorts with liners on them? No. I don't know why, probably because I take other people's shorts. Workout shorts he's talking about? Yeah, and running shorts. Not like just, you know, wearing shorts, exercise shorts. It's a huge problem.

But I didn't track to see if there's a fucking liner in these shorts. Oh, because he didn't track. Because I get home, I'm like, when I wear these shorts, I'm like, fuck, you think they have a liner in them? Yeah, the liner shorts are terrible. Yeah, big problem. Hey, Dick Chook. Big Chook.

What makes me rage is listening to the bonus episode of Carl, and you guys were going through the fucking Fat Hog Financial Feminist book, and she says like partway through like oh well You know you need to like buy from like women and people of color because it makes you so much better It's like well everything in my house says made in China, so everything is from a person of color. Yeah, that's true Yeah, yeah, there you go. I only shop from People of color she means people like her in America. She means black people.

I know. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that like... Black or Hispanic is like that's where white people's brains go. Yeah. People of color, black first, and then Hispanic second. Hispanic a distant second. Right. White people don't- We really don't think Asian.

You know what I mean? Even though if you like Filipino, they're more brown than, you know, than- They're almost Mexicans. They're like Asian Mexicans. Filipinos- Well, I mean, there's a lot of Spaniards. They got Spanish names. They act like it too. Like ifinos. There's a lot of Spanish, they got Spanish names. They act like it too.

Like if, I don't know what the, I don't know if Filipinos wear shirts in the ocean, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that they do. Got it. You know? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I don't know why that's such a recurring theme in her book.

She says it a number of times. You gotta buy from black people. You gotta buy from black people. This is a book about me saving money, right? Yeah, right. She should be saying don't buy from, don't buy anything from minorities. No, cause it's expensive.

Just like don't, just don't spend any money. Including definitely not spending it, like just also. Don't buy from whites, don't buy from anybody. also don't buy don't buy from whites don't buy from anybody Just don't buy stop by stop buying stop spending money Okay Yo, yeah, my rage this week is uh It's me neither Versus me either

Yeah, I've always said me neither. I don't think that's right. Sounds like something a child would say. Oh, I don't want to do that. Yeah, me neither. Me either. Neither do I. It just makes sense to me. You're agreeing with a negative statement. And then when I look it up, it sides with me. It says, I'm doing it right. But then. It seems like literally everyone I talk to, says me either instead.

Me either? Yeah. And then that makes me think, well, if everyone is doing it the wrong way. And maybe I should just switch the wrong way. No, you should be more proper. Um, you don't even want to be close to the other one. I don't know what are you guys' thoughts on that.

Neither do I. That's what you said. Right, right. Just a good- Change, but not to them. Yeah, don't change to them. Make their- Say neither instead of neither.

Make their way in your way look really stupid. Yeah. I don't say me neither, or me either. Right. Or me neither. I say neither do I. Right. Like a whole sentence. I don't also.

Contrary-wise. Yeah. Uh, okay. Dick, what the fuck? Why didn't you play my voicemail on Biggest Problem? I should've on video in a very funny way. I'm sorry! Now you gotta find it.

I got multiple messages about me not playing voicemails on the Biggest Problem. Now I'm dying to know how funny it was. Look at this crap. Look at this shit that people buy. Somebody figured out that the whole Vito's booty bit is about consumerism. Oh, got it. Oh no. Yeah, okay, I don't even know what I'm looking at. It's all crap. Look at all this shit. All beasties in the arena are considered to be...

Yeah, stupid. Here's another one. All right. Okay. Hey, Deacay, Sean. It's Sean. Dude, I'm just starting listening to the biggest problem. It's like, you know, listening live like 30 minutes in.

And Vito talking about how a fan of his sent him hundreds of dollars and would call him at night to talk about his divorce. You guys phone number? Dude that was so fun and he just breezed past that like it wasn't anything. The only thing I could compare it to is like how women brag about shit, like how they just drop like, oh yeah, this guy would constantly text me this creepy stuff and pictures of his dick. Yeah. And sometimes I would respond to him, but he was just so infatuated that he kept sending

me, been mowing me money and sending me all these pictures of his dicks and these long soliloquies at night. Man, that was so fucking weird. Just breeze right past. Yeah, he did go right past it. I used to talk to this guy for hours about his divorce and he would pay me hundreds of dollars. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Don't do that. What's going on now? Yeah, where is he now? I have a lot of questions. How about this, a UFO card? Oh, cool. Yeah. Now that one I like, I'd be upset if I tore that apart. Yeah trash

Okay Hey, hey Sean. It's your old pal, DP. Yo, you were right about People paying saddies to eat like those mukbang people how it's just not film, but it's slow Yeah, yeah, Pan Zhao Ting a fat influencer died on a mukbang stream oh man four years old shit world's fattest fucking pig just beat herself and died everybody does pay her to do it so I guess in the end they got what they wanted. See you next Tuesday.

Wow, that's wild. Yeah, that'd be a good, I mean, that'd be a good stream. Like I watched a Mario 64 stream where the guy broke the world record. Really? That was exciting. It would be exciting. It was like two in the morning too.

I mean, I look at it, it's like a sport. If a mukbang- You get that same kind of, you know, like, oh, is he gonna do it? Oh, fuck! Like that. Yeah, if they died on stream, I'd be pretty hype about that if I consume that kind of content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Dick, it's Sean.

You know, what makes me rage is when your wife borrows your truck to take her garbage to sell to other people at Value Village and then comes home having purchased other people's garbage. And then you get back in your truck and the seat settings and the mirrors are all fucked up. I know you said it before, Sean, that it's the worst, you can never get it back, but it fucking, Sean, that it's the worst, you can never get it back, but

it makes me rage. It just doesn't feel right. And the next day you'll be driving and you'll be like, you know, just to the first stop sign, you'll be like, fuck, that doesn't feel right, how I stopped. Now I gotta, fuck, is that better? Did she move the mirrors or is the seat off? Why is that? Why can't I see that?

Is it always like that? Did somebody hit it? Wait, is the wheel in a different spot now? Why can't I see that? Is it always like that? Did somebody hit it? Wait, is the wheel in a different spot now? Why are her arms this long? That's mine. I get in and I move it I'm like, how the fuck does she drive like this? Fucking Slender Man arms. What the fuck is this shit? This isn't... That's odd. All right, one more. How'd you survive the trip to the liquor store? That's odd. All right, one more. How'd you survive the trip to the liquor store? Dick what makes me a fucking rage are women having to fucking work and they do not speak a lick of fucking English and

Already having to communicate to a woman is hard enough, but having this dumb fucking cunt say oh hold on wait for a receipt and then he gives me proof of uh return and then I'm like are you gonna print me out a real receipt for what I paid for and she goes and I

like and she's just looking at me as if I'm the fucking person that's supposed to finish the sentence. And a minute goes by, I go, you know what? Never mind. I'm good. I'm good. I just fucking walk out. These fucking women can't even speak. Alright, alright, alright. What a different one. So I decided to go undercover. Look at this black demon.

I might have done a little investigation work. But, you know, nursing is pretty hot. Anyway, so I learned something. Out of breath or jacking off? Why they're so fat. How many male nurses, how many straight normal male nurses are there?

There's none. Do you see where I'm going with this? No. Every day, what do these ladies do? They get together in their little fucking chicken coop and they order pizza and fucking cake and bonbons and eat that for lunch. Has anybody ever ordered bonbons? Okay. There's no fucking guy to just put a lid on this shit.

They say, hey, we need to get this shit under control. Oh yeah. That doesn't happen. And that's why they're all fat. Because the male nurses are gay? Is that what he's saying? There's no straight except for the gay? Is that what he's saying? Like, there's no straight, except for the doctors. Is that what he...

I don't know. I'm upset with gay guys. You are? Yeah, cause they're crying about the homophobia that's happening, like online. But they haven't done, we gave them gay marriage, basically. I mean, whatever. What a gift.

Yeah, they fucked us over with gay marriage and then they've done nothing to try to make women less fat. In the last 20 years, they've done, they've really done nothing and they could be doing a little bit and they have done absolutely nothing. I don't think.

They've been just, they've been going after guys. Which is kind of a, I think they've been just they've been going after guys Which is kind of uh, I think they I think we had a deal with gay marriage Like an unspoken agreement spoken agreement. All right I kind of get it Not really Like I feel like one guy in every gay marriage wanted to get married less than the other guy I feel like one guy in every gay marriage wanted to get married less than the other guy So I can't like say that I support this but you guys got to do some, you know There will come a time when we ask a little you know about a little something for the effort We could have been a lot worse about that

But we let it slide in the hopes that you would help us out a little bit and you haven't really Mmm. Gotcha. That's just one man's opinion. All right, that's it. See ya. Thank you