The Dick Show - Episode 435

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

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I might die of winning, of happiness. I might die of happiness. I assumed you would be dead when I showed up today. It was a close call actually. Oh yeah? I thought for sure if I survived Tuesday night of not dying of happiness. Right. That you might die of Saturday night happiness? That would be okay. Oh. But what happened is I just kept getting happier and happier as the week progressed.

Well, how did you level off? I haven't. You haven't? I didn't know that I had this level of, this levels of happiness was even possible. Wait, one day I hope to find that. You should have got on the Trump train with me. Then you'd be experiencing such joy

as it would be difficult to put into words. I don't think anything in politics could get me happy. That's how I felt too, Sean. Oh, really? And then I saw a man descending a golden escalator. Selling hats that looked retarded. Yes. And I said, I am going to choose to love this hat. Right. And I ordered said hat. This matches my lack of subtlety. Yes. And I said, and I am gonna choose to love this hat. Right. And I

ordered said hat. This matches my lack of subtlety. Yes. Right. Something about this hat. My mind is telling me that this is retarded and gay. It's like. But something, something deeper than my mind is speaking to me and says you must buy this $35 hat and not wear it ironically you're wearing it Ironically, yeah Yes, yes that is it John Canyon Buck when he explains that like his hat makes people angry Precisely, it's precisely uncle buck energy. Yeah, that's in beginning me with a sense of pride uh-huh and from that moment there was a tiny little spark of pride within me. That's been growing. I was ordered 3165, I think, in the Trump hat store. They put your order number on your thing. 3165. That's how early.

Pretty early. That means there's 3,164 people that are stupider than me in the country, in America. I mean, next time you gotta get on even earlier, depending on who it is. So you can be, you know, you wanna be in, I'd say if you could be in triple digits, that would be. There's never gonna be a next time.

That's what you don't understand. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah. Cause we're taking it all away from you. So we don't have to do this ever again. Well, thank God for that. We don't ever need to subject you people. Oh shit, did I just fuck up the stream? Did we just not go live?

I'm trying to figure that out right now while I- Did we just not go live? While I talk about this shit. Your happiness. We're gonna make sure that none of you people, none of you non-Trumpers, ever have to worry about anything like policy or elections or who can abort what rape baby. These silly sorts of things, you know, no one cares. How much of your life do you need to spend thinking about a rape baby?

Zero. Well, I mean, now I'm, yeah, I'm not spending my life thinking about really anything that's going on, you know? I'm just thinking about, I'm thinking about me. Yes, now you're feeling it. Thinking about me. Now you're getting it. Thinking about, you know, how I can stop whoever is doing,

you know, from taking what they can. Uh-huh. That's it. Uh-huh. You know? All right, yeah, we're gonna make it impossible. I'm just trying to make it through. So you can take anything from us ever again. I'm just trying to make it through. So you can take anything from us ever again.

I'm just trying to make it through life. Everything that you love, everything that you cherish and value, we're gonna destroy. And we're gonna have so much fun doing it. Well. Ah! Ah!

Yes, what were you gonna say? Well, no, I can tell you're having a lot of fun right now. Oh, the fun has only begun. I figured as much. That's your drum. Drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum. Drum, drum, drum, drum, drum, drum. That's your drum.

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Welcome to Shroomz America! Let's shout out where every contest is gonna be live from Mount and Bunker Deep in the Heart of City Failure. I'm your host, Dick Maschinen. Join me as always, world-trolling LA-based comedian Sean the Audio Engineer! Hello, Dick. Thank you for not killing as always, world-trolling LA-based comedian Sean the Audioengineer! Hello, Dick. Thank you for not killing yourselves.

Oh man, thank you for not, I talked to my nephews on the morning, the post in Trump's America. Yeah. T1, we're calling it. T1, got it. That was day one in Trump's America. It's a new calendar, it's like, you know, it's right.

It's a new calendar, we're forgetting all. We are unburied! BC, yeah. By what has been! We are coconuts falling out of the trees! A victory! T1, I talked to my nephews and they said, How you feeling? I said, Oh boys.

Oh boys. How you feeling, Ong? Oh boys, you don't know what your lives are gonna be so wonderful. You're growing up in a brave new world! Oh! Unburnt them! Do they have hats? th- th- th- th- Do they have hats? They're gonna self-dub- no, I should get them some hats.

I gotta get them some hats. You gotta get them hats. I said, guys, you're gonna go to school and there's gonna be a lot of teachers missing. Cause they're gonna be in cry rooms! Yeah. Balling to each other! Simulating lesbian sex with each other! Oh, it's a wonderful world that you boys are growing up in.

At the same time. It's gonna be- it's gonna be beautiful. All of our enemies, enemies you didn't even know you had. People that were working, that were conspiring together to destroy your lives. You beautiful white boys to destroy your lives. Make you feel sick and ashamed of your penises. They're all gone! They're gone! No, no, yes! They've been replaced with cocks!

There you go. Big, beautiful cocks! Oh man. I said you boys don't even know. You don't even know how close. Arrrr! We're gonna take your abortions, arrr! We're taking your Mexicans, and we're sending them back to Nicaragua

Why can't make people think of the next slaves for you black We're sending them down to Antarctica So they got a walk all they can start walking back now and by the time they get back We'll have a big beautiful wall that prove that the earth worth the round? You can get the Mexicans to go to Antarctica. Yeah, yes. They'll heat it up down there. Oh yeah. Latin rhythms.

Hot. There's two Cinco de Mayo's now. The real Cinco de Mayo, well the one, the old Cinco de Mayo and the new Cinco de Mayo in November where Latino men saved America. You're welcome. Sure. You're welcome. You are welcome.

And some women did too, frankly. Latino women? Just women. No. Well, I think they went down a little bit. Really? I thought that Biden did better with women than Harris did. Yes.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I think the voter turnout was down. The one, the only group that was up was Latino men. Right. Yep. Kamala's outreach campaign of fat black women twerking didn't appeal to Latino men somehow. Yeah ladies and gentlemen, that is the summation of complete and total incompetence by a party What about the Mexicans? Well, we're doing the black stuff. Isn't that an it? What did the same they were? They have no one to blame but themselves

They gaslit their own party. No Biden's you know, I've been Biden's I he's he's off his fucking rocker like he's Just got out of a meeting with him. He's vigorous. He's vigorous. He should have ran him. Oh, I think he would have gotten, I think he would have gotten trounced. Well, you know, hold on. It's not working on, it's not streaming on everything.

Hold, hold the phone. Hold the phone. I'm going to, I'm going to, he was the transition candidate. He was the trade was like, he was going to step down. He gonna, I'm gonna. He was the transition candidate. He was the trade, it was like, he was gonna step down. He was gonna say. Oh yeah. Yeah, and the Democrats went, ah, sure, I'm glad we don't have to deal with Trump anymore. Glad that's in the rearview mirror.

Let's fire him on Twitter. That's what they, let's fire Biden on Twitter. I think, I think. I'll show you fuckers, I'm gonna call everyone garbage on the week of the election. They were locked up in their tower. And they're gonna be locked in crystal prisons now. Taste testing each other's farts to make sure they were progressive enough that they forgot that like half of what they say sounds ridiculous to just the average person.

Hey guys, not everyone really believes that sex change shit. We just have to say it so we don't get fired. You guys not know that? That's not a real issue to people. It turns out the only thing people care about is their fucking money. I don't know why that's a surprise to you assholes, because you don't know how much a fucking banana costs.

They kept saying, the economy's doing great, the economy's doing great, everybody's going, we don't have any fucking money. We don't have any fucking money, bro. I don't have any money for my sex change pay-as fucking money, bro. I don't have any money to cut my sex change payments off. Well, because for the last 40 years, they've been manipulating how the consumer price index is calculated so that they can say inflation's lower than 18%, which is what it fucking is. It just so happens that the stock market being up 18% and everyone crying about how expensive everything is,

is exactly the same thing. Wow, who would have fucking thunk? Who would have fucking thunk it? Their farm system sucks. What, oh, the- The Democratic Party. Getting new candidates, you mean? Bro, there are people who are like,

yeah, we could run AOC. Yeah, go for it. What the- What the fuck? I mentioned that to somebody and they're like, There are people there are people who are like yeah, we could run AOC. Yeah I mentioned that to somebody they're like well, she doesn't have the experience. No ever ever you can't ever run AOC She's a retard. How the hell do you think you could? They would beat her ass so bad. She would volunteer to be deported at the end of it. She would let the shooter take a second shot. Can you shoot again? I'm not gonna move this time. Are you kidding?

Like, you gotta, I mean, you demonstrated every possible way, worst decisions possible every step of the way. Ha ha ha ha. Complete and total incompetence.ence. I gotta fix this. Is this is not working? God damn it. Are we live? I don't know. We're live on Twitter. I know that. Is multi-stream not working? I'll get it up right away. I don't have Twitter. Live on Twitter only? Okay, let me stop. Somebody say I don't have Twitter. Good. Do not get Twitter. Man, I hate't have Twitter good do not get Twitter man

I hate interrupting the flow with or X Twitter or X Now Elon's he owns the whole government, I guess that's well, you know, you know good I'm all in now But the just get in there fire every fucking person in there This guy no her I'm fat of this guy fired No Harumpf out of this guy. Fired. They've- businesses owned the government for decades now, I think anyway. Well, which business is important? Well, I mean they change. Sure. Yeah. And now it's our business. That's the whole point of getting your guy elected. Yeah, now it's the Rocket Guys business, not the business of DEI shit. All those people are drying up like hemorrhoids now.

Shriveling up. Yeah, the DEI people. Oh of those people are drying up like hemorrhoids now. Shriveling up. EWWWWW! The DEI people. Oh no! What about our illegal Mexican slaves? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to the studio today? Is the stoplight still working? Yeah. Electricity plants are still running? Internet seems fine. Black women said not to ask them about anything anymore. I saw black women on Twitter saying... Are people asking them about things?

Well, that was news to a lot of us. Yeah, I don't... They said they're not... Any more than you're asking anybody else about things? Don't ask... Are they the only ones who have certain answers? So, like, we're not going to tell you? The hell-naws are not getting odd anymore, Sean. Not getting odd. Yeah, the hell-naw, that's not happening.

If you need a, if you need a naw... Oh, oh, gotcha. If you need a hell-naw odd, you're going to have to do it yourself, white boy. Do you understand? Could you say that again? If you need a hell-naw odd... I still don't quite understand it. If you need a hell nah odd, you're gonna have to do it yourself, white boy, because the

black women are on strike. I saw black women say, hey, could somebody make me a t-shirt that says, if you want a black woman to do it, ask somebody else? And I said, is that, huh. That's predicated on the assumption that I want a black woman to do it for some reason. Yes, but it's also, you couldn't even make the shirt? Oh, I see the... yeah, okay. Hey, could somebody make me a shirt that says if you want a black woman to do it,

ask somebody else? And I said, huh, can you make me a shirt? Ask somebody else. Could you make... excuse me, man, Latisha, could you make me a shirt that says if you want to ask a black woman to do it, ask somebody else. Oh hell no! I just asked somebody to do that, you know? And no, ask somebody else. Oh I got it. I gotcha.

And even better news, if you're one of these child molesters that's not on the Trump train, the cat girl's back in jail! Shocking. Boom! Shocking. Boom! Boom! I called my nephew up at school. Bro! Shocking. Boom! I called my nephew up at school. Bro, you're never gonna believe this!

Then Trump's when he says, Uncle, my teacher's just sobbing. Every teacher in LA looks like she watched her dog get put to sleep last night by a serial killer. Showing up, streaking, ugh! I've never seen even the fat ones. Oh god.

A woman at the UPS store looking like she just got You know even the fat ones are like, oh god. A woman at the UPS store looking like she just got beaten by two ex-boyfriends coming up the door. You know I've got all these people sending me all these presents and stuff for the show. Yeah. So my arms are full. Right. It's Christmas like every week for you. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, oh I better play it cool. You know she looks like this is a that was a tough loss for them.

Right. They lost all their abortions, you know. And women need abortions or else they can't get it. Let's be honest right they need abortions because they need promiscuous sex to land A husband on the you're not ready to tap dance on the grave the next morning necessarily. I'm pro I don't want to say I'm pro women's rights, but I get it. I think the economy and abortion is kind of the same issue It's like yeah well They're just they're worried about not being able to have any money for a different reason Mike It's it's like guys are like I need money women are like I can't afford this baby

So I need to be able to get rid of it guys. There's families who can't afford a baby. Yeah, I'm just saying It's not we're not all that different It's just them. Yeah you and Hey me and women We're not all that different you guys just say everything in a dumb way. So I'm like, I'm- So it seems like we're more different than we are. But we're not, I get you, you don't get me.

That's what I'm saying. I know what's best for you and me, and you don't know shit, okay? Oh, that- Your body my choice. That's all I'm saying. That's a t-shirt, I think. Your body my choice?

I mean, or just- Nick Fuentes went- I know you you and me you don't know shit That's I know you and me you don't know you don't know shit right yeah It doesn't you know it's not I'll do all the understanding for both of us It's not subtle and there's something to be said for not subtle mmm. Oh it died on Twitter Okay, let me just back on how about X Yes, it's live on X? Let me pop in here. No, it's back!

Is it? Is it back? I don't know, X is fucked. Elon's been busy. He's been busy saving America with all his Latino brothers. Oh, he has a lot of Latino brothers? Now he does. Yeah.

He's an honorary Latino. Oh, he is. As are you. Native Americans also showed up in huge numbers for Trump baffling oh really baffling pundits and black people it turns out that Native Americans don't like immigration yeah for some reason yeah they don't want a bunch of Ethiopians in their teepees or whatever well something they have a bad history with illegal immigration as it turns out as it turns out they're

competing for you know shitty you know I looked up farm labor too. They're making like 17 bucks an hour. Picking lettuce and stuff. That's far, I would have thought it'd be way less than that. That's plenty for unemployed people. Move out to the farm, start picking. Yeah, is that- Start picking avocados. Where's that come from?

Like, where's that? I mean, how'd you find that number? Just fucking ass Siri, man Oh, man, where do I get any of my numbers? Yeah out of my ass, right? Okay. Yeah I would be a more believable number. I don't know if I just said two bucks an hour I searched it on Google. I would have thought more. I was up more than two bucks an hour. Yeah Oh, you just have more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they make more than minimum wage. So what the fuck is the problem? I don't know any of you fucking I don't know if that is that certain states is that one

National average it could be that seems like it would cost about that much if I know I want a guy to go like pick Shit in a field. Yeah, what would I what would I pay? 15 bucks an hour is that not 20 that is a lot. Is that legal? I mean, there's got to be legal people doing it too, right? I mean, it's not yes. Yeah Yeah, that's's the whole point! That's right All you fucking idiots, all these fucking idiots that just want Mexican slaves, like it's not Look

First of all, you're not getting that good of a deal My goddamn Mexicans charge like 35 bucks an hour to clean my backyard This fucking cocks-a-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Oh, Signor, we actually need another half a day. Oh, you fucking messed up by, you messed the estimate by 50 fucking percent, Wafredo! Are you fucking serious again? You did it again this year? You fucked me last year too! They know too many American, like, construction companies and contractors and shit like that. I think his accent is fake too. He went back and he's like, I fucking, guys, boys, I got him for another half a day. That's his real accent. That's his real accent! I think his accent is fake too. He went back and he's like, I fucking... Guys, boys, I got him for another half a day. Hehehehehehe. That's his real accent.

That's his real accent! Oh god, that's funny. Yeah, um... There's a new Cinco de Mayo in town. That was my point. Right, right. We're celebrating it twice. The new Cinco de Mayo.

Yeah, yeah. It's funny how... How reactive... a mile. Yeah, yeah. It's funny how reactive, I think Trump made the Democratic party leadership so reactive that it's like, to be okay in the party, you're supposed to say, like, America couldn't exist without immigration. It's all good. There are no drawbacks. There's nothing to talk about. They're all racist. And and then like but there's like a real conversation to be had about immigration But you like you have to get people are fine with having you we don't want any illegal We definitely don't want our illegal. It's not like that. There's something to talk about

You can't just go hi. You're racist. Yeah That didn't work on Latinos. I can't everybody else. Oh, you guys can't turn away illegal Mexicans. That's racist. Latinos like, hahahaha, watch this shit! Ba ba, you guys have to learn that you gotta run like an old white guy and a scumbag. You need Bill Clinton. You need somebody like that. Have you seen the, they're crying about the missing- Kamala Harris.

They're crying about the missing votes. What, where, what? Oh, let me pull this up. First of all, this is the Latino turnout. Look at this shit, Latino men. Yeah. Lost 10 for Trump. I think this is just swing states.

Everybody else down. Well, she lost every swing state, right? Yeah, Vito bet on it. Vito's like, this is a sure thing. He's gotta lose one. No! No, I mean, that just shows you. She only won states.

Get this, she only won states where there's no voter ID. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No voter ID. No, I thought that's impossible. Dude, there's so many things that I thought, well, that's obviously like his fake, like conspiracy shit.

I'm not gonna talk about that. I gotta look into that. Do you remember the, do you remember the female shit? She won states, you know, like I mean. But there's a ton of states that don't have voter ID. Is, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, me find it really let me find it they was shot but by by the way yeah that's fucking done that vote that no voter ID shit that's fucking over you need oh you gotta have it fucking if you gotta have

an ID you gotta have some sort of identification two things are definitely happening voter ID three things are definitely happening voter IDs happening yeah daylight savings con and jay Johnston my friend is there's no fucking way is getting out of federal prison yeah he got hit with a year sentence remember Bob's burger Jimmy Pesto yeah that voice actor yeah all the time he comes every you have you met him no never come to the party here in a while he comes over here every fucking time really great. He was at January 6th handing out, doing medical stuff, helping people when they got hurt,

if they scuffed their arm or something. Didn't they have pictures of him running in there, running through the- Jay Johnston? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, let's see. I thought it was, I haven't looked at it. I knew that he was in trouble.

He was a celebrity. Yeah, I mean, as much as, you know, voice actors are celebrities. No, he was a comedy actor before that. He did a couple comedy shows. Was he running in there? Well, he was giving out water and doing medical shit in his version. Right, yeah. Something tells me that there's multiple versions out there. Look, a year in prison. Gotta be commuted. All these guys, all my guys, we're all getting out of jail, Sean. There's no more crimes for us.

We can do anything. You think, wait, is he gonna get pardoned? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, I hope so. Why the fuck are you? Trump didn't pardon anybody else. But that was when, I mean, that was the end of his term, where they were gonna send him to jail.

But people always pardon people on the way out. Like, Clinton pardoned a bunch of Puerto Rican terrorists so that he'd get the, so that Hillary would get the Puerto Rican vote in New York. They all do that. The garbage vote, they call that. I mean, what's, Schwarzenegger pardoned, you know, in California, one of his buddies murdering sons. Well, the problem is, when's, uh, Schwarzenegger pardoned, you know, in California, one of his buddies murdering sons?

Well, the problem is, when January 6th, it was all, you know, crazy fog of war shit. Nobody knew what was going on. Trump was having all his shit deleted, and they were going to send him to prison. That was the goal. So he wasn't thinking about pardoning people that he didn't know were not criminals. Now, I think, 40 years of us getting raped and sent to jail and like people fucking laughing about it. I think things are different. I think the truth is that Trump didn't get what he wanted so he doesn't give a fuck about who helped him because they didn't do a good enough job.

I don't know. I think he was afraid of going to jail. I don't think he was afraid of going to jail. You don't think so? No. You think they would have sent him to jail if he didn't win this time? No. Oh man No, man, these people hate us. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but it's a they want to send all of us. No He's got Trump's got too much money to he's not going to jail. He was never going to jail That would have been awesome. He might they might still sentence him then the and the US military is gonna have to take over Rikers Island Yeah, he's not gonna What did I tell you about that I wanted to look up? Something about, well here's the, oh yeah, here's the Bellwether counties.

Remember how much of a big deal we made about the Bellwether counties when we said that Biden stole the election? Do you remember this talk? There's a bunch of things we were talking about where it looked like some shenanigans were going on, shit got stolen because things weren't adding up. This was one of them. These are counties that always happen to vote for the president. You can see that. Here's 2020. They all voted for Trump. Trump didn't win.

2024. What do you know? It's right back to where it's supposed to be. What? Can you look at this thing and say, gee, one of those things sure Doesn't look like the other Most Clinton carry There their counties that they usually vote for the president Yeah, yeah, you know yeah, cuz they're like well there

There's there's like guys their feelings are generally what the nation is yeah And that's that's changed too over the years. Well, it changed this one year in 2020. And then right back to where it was. Here's the other thing. These are the votes that liberals are crying about now. They said, where's our missing votes? What happened to our 15 million missing votes?

Oh, you mean because people didn't come out, you mean? Yeah, oh yeah, I guess. I mean, I don't know. I don't know where the votes went. Oh, I think- They're calling it, they're saying that Trump's maybe stole them. He put them in his garbage truck and stole them or Elon deleted them with Starlink.

It's some real crazy conspiracy shit. I just, you know, it's beneath me. It's beneath the democracy to cry about stolen votes like this. Yeah, no, you know, they did this in 2016, you know, it didn't come out. Hey, maybe, I heard people- Look at that shit though! Where are those votes? They never existed.

Hey guys, they never fucking- because Biden was a criminal and Kamala is a cop That's what happened to those votes Biden had the crime machine Motherfuckers were willing to go to jail for Biden. They're not willing to do that for Kamala. That's what happened to your fucking votes I think that 2020 is yeah, it's an odd year Well 60 sit and the but these are all year. Well 60, but these are all, yeah these are all. They're not done counting but look that's the that's the deal. Same, they had the same amount of votes in 2012, same amount of nearly in 2016, same amount in 2024 and in 2020 there's this gigantic spike of millions of votes.

Where the fuck did they come from? For everybody, for everybody, for Trump too. Yes. That's a, I think that was the high, I mean I really think that will be the high water mark because I think everybody, it was like- Everybody's amped up. Yeah, as amped up as you could get. As amped up as you could get. And I don't, and I think there's gonna be a lot more people who are just cynical on the thing.

And it's like, it doesn't matter because, you know, if you were, I don't know that you'll see, I don't know that you'll see the Democrats as passionate as 2020, like ever again. We gotta hit them, hurt them hard, but not destroy them. The Democrats fucked up by making too many of us martyrs, by taking away our money and our freedom. And that's how you make martyrs out of people

and you get a reaction like this. We gotta destroy their dreams, but not totally. We gotta destroy their dreams, but not totally. We gotta destroy their dreams, but not their lives. You always have to leave people, they have to put the lotion on their skin and then they can get to vote again. But you can't say you never get to vote again. They don't get the hose though.

Yeah, they, you know, get the hose. Get the hose, okay. Then you can go away. Yeah, I- That's the secret. That's the secret sauce that I'm telling you guys. See, what I'm- I'm giving it away for free. Where I'm coming from,

I think the thing is, I think it's done. Like, I think the country is done as we know it. It's just when. So it's like, I don't think- Is it money? I don't believe that like, like anybody can fix it,

you know, or anything like that. Why specifically? Because I- What do you think is the most out of control problem? The debt? There's no middle class. There's no middle class. Everything, everything is gone.

I know people don't want to hear this, but tariffs could fix that. That's, I mean- If tariffs are 10,000%, not, so the only way, coincidentally- And you gotta pay income tax? No, take that out. Well, good luck.

We run the whole government. I mean, if that... And 80% of Jews voted against Trump, so he doesn't care about the banks anymore. If that could happen. But that's the only thing that can happen. That's the only thing that could fix it. The only thing that could fix it. And maybe it will happen. Middle-class jobs don't exist in this country at the same level anymore.

Terrence will fix that. Yeah, okay. No more manufacturing shit in China. No more manufacturing shit in Mexico. Let's even remember what America was, we'll fix that. Yeah, okay. No more manufacturing shit in China, no more manufacturing shit in Mexico. Let's even remember what America was like before NAFTA. Yeah, right, right. It was totally, everything was totally different. Yeah, it was, wasn't it?

Everything was different. Yeah. It wasn't like, when you think of America, you didn't think of a bunch of like, gay hipsters in a coffee shop, tweeting at each other. You know, you didn't think of cereal bars and shit. You thought about like men, doing work and stuff. And fat women, you know, you didn't think of cereal bars and shit. You thought about like men, like doing work and stuff. And fat women, you know, filing paperwork and stuff,

but mostly men doing work. It's possible. Everybody, I don't know, there's so much like antipathy toward tariffs, but it's the only way to extract wealth into the country and keep manufacturing in the country. That one thing. Yeah, man, I don't know.

People just hate it. They hate it because it's Trump's idea. I think it's done. Well, Sean, I hope you're wrong. The new LADA says he's gonna, you see that? No, no, I haven't. The guy read a Gascogne. You know, two teenage boys got shot and killed

like 0.2 miles away from my house on the street. Right down the street? Up the hill. Really? In front of like a million dollar house. Wow. What the fuck was that about? Two teenage boys, they got into an argument about who was gayer, I guess.

And the guys who killed them were saying that they were the gay ones. They were gayers. So they went and got pistols and came back and murdered them at midnight. Really? Like two days ago. They were still standing out in front of the house? Three days ago. They were gayers, so they went and got pistols and came back and murdered them at midnight. Really? Like two days ago. They were still standing out in front of the house? Three days ago. They were still standing, they were so busy sucking each other up.

Hours later. Now there's all these big shrines over there. Oh god. You know, Mexicans too, so. Well, that's definitely going to be a lot of shrine, right? Yeah, so we got a new DA who says he's going to bring back the death penalty, which I don't think is even possible. Like, I don't think that's gonna bring back the death penalty, which I don't think is even possible. Like I don't think that's legal, but the point is-

California's had the death penalty. I mean- I thought we got rid of it. Well, I mean, is it gone now? But I mean, no, I mean, California absolutely had the death penalty for years and years and years. California, you've got mobs of people just ripping, going to Rodeo Drive.

I mean, we're locking deodorant up in California. It's, it got so bad. The theft got so bad. It's been that way for 15 years. So the new DA is now saying- Deodorant shaving stuff, it's like, really, people are stealing toiletries on that level? They're not using them, so I don't know what they are.

Apparently not. Yeah, they stink. So the new DA is, he didn't specify what he was gonna use the death penalty for, he just said it's back on the table. So, you know, I'm just saying, I'm gonna die of happiness. But I mean, he's the LA DA, he doesn't have anything to do with the state death penalty. I don't give a fuck about this state, I only care about LA.

Well, I mean, it's a state thing, though. You can't say, we're gonna have it in LA, and then the rest of the state's like, no, but it's like, okay, we're gonna kill you in LA. San Francisco? They're gonna send a army of AIDS patients down here to tell us what to do. Dude, there's a big growing We'll kill whoever we want in LA. There's a big growing Latinos are pissed off. Republican sentiment in and around San Francisco because it's doing so shitty. Mm-hmm. They're like hey, what's like Latinos are done. That's what I'm saying. It's it's do we need something different? We're done with all this shit. I mean if San Francisco

We're done with that shit getting stolen. If San Francisco goes more red not that it'll ever go red red, but if it's like if they're if they're Entertaining that kind of idea. Oh, yeah, like you know like stuff is changing. Let me I remember what I wanted to see What's that? It's the states that Kamala won with voter ID. Does anybody have that? Does anyone in Discord have it? Somebody in Discord sent it, posted. I was, cause I was shocked by it.

And the other things I was shocked by is, what are you? Oh yeah, they're doing the Trump one thing. Did everybody miss it? I'll play it at the end. Ummm... The, uh, FEMA... Here, let me load this one up, because you won't believe it either that this happened.

You remember all, like, the conspiracy shit around FEMA, and they're like, they're fucking around, and they're not letting people help anybody? Well, FEMA is just a big money suck, isn't it? I mean... Yes, they're all a big money suck. Yeah, it? I mean... Yes, they're all a big money suck. Yeah, it just... Department of Education is fucking done, dude. Massive fraud. Yeah, look, look, this is shocking to me, because this is another thing I wouldn't have believed.

State's Harris won versus ID requirement. Look at this. No ID, she won. Non-photo ID, no ID or non-photo ID. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. This is Newsmax? Well, I mean, you could look it up. Well, that's what I would do. No ID, no ID, no ID, no ID, no ID New Mexico, no ID Colorado, no ID Minnesota, no ID, what is that, Iowa, no ID Virginia, North Carolina, sorry.

How many of the other states are no ID too? The Trump one. I don't know. But isn't this like, all right, we got a... But I would also wanna know, you know what I mean? Yeah, me too. Like that doesn't- Me too, but I would never have predicted that.

No, no, no. That's something I'll look up. Look, Sean, noticing is back on the menu. Noticing should always back on the menu. Noticing should always be on the menu. But it wasn't. Now we're allowed to notice. We're allowed to notice.

Notice away. Notice it. Notice a lot. Historically, noticing has been problems. Dig in. Dig in. Germany wants a country of great noticing. Find it.

Is it true? Yeah. Yeah. The noticing is back on the menu, boys. Okay. Here's the FEMA thing. The supervisor who instructed FEMA people to... Let me get exactly the quote. Here's the text.

Implement best practices. No one goes anywhere alone. Okay, that's good advice, right? This is the FEMA directive, right? Like the chat that they're in organizing for the hurricane. For the hurricane that killed all, you know, wiped out all the whole town. And how do you know this is this? Well, that's what the news article says. It's a whole news article about it and FEMA has said that this person is, I mean,

they've said that they're no longer in there. They didn't say they were fired! They said they're, they've dealt with them. Right. Yeah, that's not really strong enough for what's happening all right? I'm asking I always I'm asking for background because this is no this isn't my normal bullshit I guess if you want her to do anything you gotta ask somebody else Okay, I mean... Phew. You think Google, you think email's gonna suffer because black women are on strike?

Email? Are rockets gonna be okay? I saw that movie where black women got us to the moon. Are Elon's rockets gonna continue operation now that black women are on strike? I just don't know. I'm so busy worrying about the Hellnaw is getting odd. Oh man. Hahaha. It's gotta be somewhere on the shirt.

Non-stop joy! Yeah. 96 hours! I am at 96 hours! Maybe what's one more than that? 108 hours? What is, what was T-Zero? What time was T-Zero at?

Tuesday night at like 10 p.m.? I'm at t120 of pure euphoric joy. I don't even need any drugs anymore. Really? This is what the FEMA- How long can that possibly last? About another 20 minutes. I was- Ah! So this is what their directive for the FEMA people, the FEMA helpers, right?

This was- and it came from her Yeah, no one goes anywhere alone You're gonna have to ask somebody else in the future to send these texts, I guess Number two directive avoid homes advertising Trump. Yeah Now wait, what do they do? What is this for? How to help people how to mean like in hurricane areas? That specific one. This is during the hurricane relief.

Here, LA, you read the whole thing. Right. Natural disasters, hurricane relief. FEMA issued a statement too. So this is the supervisor who instructed disaster relief officials to avoid homes and not help Americans who showed sports trauma. She was rogue. She was, right?

I mean, they've got to be... She got caught. That's all I know. Well, I mean, they're going to... Practice de-escalation and preventative measures, communicate and follow the rules, bring a towel with you tomorrow in the field, frequent breaks and drink water, avoid high... Those are all pretty good. What's up with this one?

Avoid homes, advertising Trump. Well, that's clearly awful. Like it's... What? That's what they were... avoid homes, advertising Trump. Well, that's clearly awful. Like, it's... What? They said that shit and I thought that was crazy! I thought that was crazy! And my bar for crazy is pretty fucking low! I was like, nah, that's too much, guys. I don't believe that.

Yeah. And FEMA's acknowledged it. So yeah! It's so dumb what people put in writing. Femia issued it. While we believe this is an isolated incident, we have taken measures to remove the employee from their role. No, you needed to kill them.

That was the correct killer prayer. Remove the employee from their role. We put them somewhere else, because if we fire them, we'll get sued. Yeah. You know what I mean? If we fire them, the FBI is gonna say that black people got their feelings hurt and they're gonna to start investigating.

So we can't do that. We're going to have to put them in a possibly a crystal, some sort of a crystal in structure. What they're going to do. Cat girls in jail. Yeah. How did that happen? I don't know. Probably battery again.

What did she probably got her face hit with a, she probably attacked her ex-boyfriend's fists with her face and then got another domestic violence. She added me to her chat, video chat thing. And then she removed me this morning. So she's still in there. Wow. That's great, that should be great.

That should make everyone happy. You know? That should make everyone happy. That means she's still rotting in jail and probably will be. No way, but she went like, That should make everyone happy. Huh. You know? Yeah. That should make everyone happy. That means she's still rotting in jail and probably will be. No way. But she went like, well, but she was out when we talked to her. She was.

And then she- I assume she's back in because she added me to another jail talking to service. Okay. I'm going to have to get some autists on that one. All kinds of crazy. Christina Applegate was melting down about Trump. Sure. And, uh, and then it turned out that, um, uh, she happened to be doing it around one

of my friends around with her in person. Yeah. Uh, she said that she was just like ranting nonstop having this epic meltdown. Pretty funny. Yeah, sure. Uh, okay. What else, what else do I have here? And Trump's America. Birthright Citizenship gone. Department of Education gone. FBI's investigating an offensive text. Let me see what that... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh God! Nick Ricada posted this. This is pretty bad. Maybe, is Ralph around? Maybe we could talk to him about it. Is Ralph, Ralph Arino there? 1252 already? Does he need an invite? Tell me he didn't get kicked out of here. No, I'll text him to come on. Do do do, do do do do do do do do Hop in the discord. I'll talk about the FBI stuff first

Nick Rekate is dropping some shit here it is the FBI is investigating an offensive text FBI says offensive and racist text messages have been sent to individuals in the US. The FBI is aware of the offensive and racist text messages sent to individuals around the country is in contact with the Justice Department. Who's sending what?

Well, like, like, no specifics? Why are people just randomly getting racist messages? Let's, let me see, let me find the actual text so you can see. This sounds pretty serious though, doesn't it? Well, it sounds pretty vague. Uh, and other federal authorities on this matter. As always, we encourage members of the public to report threats of physical violence

to law enforcement. Where was the, uh, does somebody have a link to the text? Oh, somebody's sending the, oh yeah. What's that? Uh, the states with strict voter ID requirements. So the red ones have strict laws and the green ones have various to your question. Gotcha. Okay. So it, so it's a... Non, the green ones are non-strict. And you gotta define strict for me too. Okay, so non-strict, non-photo ID. But no, what is, you have to define strict. Strict versus non-strict, sounds like a...

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I do know what you mean, but you can see that the point of the graph that I showed you before was correct. The states with none at all are different and all went Democrat. And these that have some laws did not. And every other is, these states are unique.

You can see that. Those are none, the dark. The dark green are none. The middle green is non-strict. Yeah. And those also went. And the green is non-strict photo ID. So this one you need is a non,

like I guess a Ralph's card. I don't know what that is. Yeah, yeah. And then once you- I have one of those. Do you have a physical one? Yeah. I think I might have a physical one. I do, yeah. I do.

And then you got strict and then you got photo ID here. State has changed since 2020 from yeah from yeah wow that's changed since 2020 so from what from what to what you know. Probably stricter because the GOP did preemptively do a lot of lawsuits and shit to try to get legal job photo rolls. They did a great job. I would guess so. They did a great job. It took everybody working together. Except for Nick Fuentes who decided to not support Trump. Really? And what was his reasoning?

I don't know. Not right wing enough? You know, I love Nick Fuentes. Yes. Actually, I don't know. I don't know. Anti-Semitism, I guess? I hate JD Vance too.

I mean, Nick hates JDisemitism, I guess? I hate JD Vance too. I mean, Nick hates JD Vance, but I think... He's getting a little too into them. He's getting a little lost in the... Can't see the forest for the trees. And the sauce. At least he's happy about it.

Then he came out with that banger that Your Body My Choice. So women are now... Jesus. Women are... It got like a hundred million views. And women are now, they doxed his home, and they're talking about how they're gonna like, go there and take their tops off and threaten to not have sex with him, I think.

They're really gonna stick it to him. Let me find this. You're talking about, you were talking about Riketa, right? Yeah, I'll talk about that when Ralph comes in. Oh, Ralph's coming out, okay. Here's a fantastic debate that CNN had after the election about the stuff that matters, you know? They realized they messed up. You want to lose in 2028 too?

They realized. You're on your way. You're on your way. You better smarten up. They realized they messed up. Loud and clear, they got the message, so they course corrected, and now they're talking about stuff that Latino men and people care about. I think there are a lot of families out there who don't believe boys should play girl sports.

They're not boys. I'm not gonna listen to transphobia at this table. Absolutely. I'm not gonna listen to transphobia. Good for you, CNN. You're gonna allow me to finish my explanation. When you use a word to stop slur, I'm not gonna listen to transphobia at this table. I'm not gonna listen to the call of a boy. You're gonna allow me to finish my day. When you use a word, I'm gonna interrupt. That's not how it is.

Jay, just give me one second. Jay, give me one second. Just let's just reset for one. I'm not gonna sit there and listen to that. Let's reset for a second because, look, this is a really heated issue, right? Wait, let's pause it for a second. I know you, I know.

Yes. CNN has actually become what the right accused them of for years and years and years. Yeah, well it turns out we were right about everything. They actually, they fulfilled the- We'll show you who's fucked up in game. Yeah, they were, prior to Trump, they were much more, they had a left slant, but it was like,

it was basically- It's totally out of control now. It's insane it's it's it's MSNBC on steroids like it's You did it you did it How are you supposed to like I you can't even talk with super right wing guys way to the right of me like I'm fucking Liberal honestly in some ways you are I mean in other ways, like I mean, Trump is whatever gets him elected. He's liberal. He's always been liberal his whole life.

But he doesn't care. Like he doesn't honestly care about abortion. Or like- Yeah, no, no. He doesn't care. You said it! He's fucking said it on TV. I don't give a shit. If they do an abortion, man, I'll fucking veto that shit.

Like, that's pretty fucking liberal, dude. Well- And I believe that he would. Like, nah, fuck you. No, it's stupid. It's fucking dumb to do this. If he actually did that, there'd be some weird feelings in some people,

because they'd be like, how could he? How could he be straight? I thought he believed in God. Oh, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, yeah, no, no. Come on. Pick it up with God. The Bible's a prop to Trump, come on.

But my point is, it used to be like that. And now for super right-wing guys, you can't talk them out of conspiracies when you've got this shit going on. That's like a guy who's like cartoonishly Jewish talking about boys and sports. Like, bro, what are you doing? Why are you doing this to people?

I didn't notice whether he was, I didn't see his name or anything, but like I go, of course it's the white guy flipping out. Yeah, yeah. The white guy's flipping out. Poor black guy. I'm ready for him to, he's about ready to call the black guy a racist

or a bigot or a, you know, something like that. It's like. I won't hear you say, even boys aren't girls, you racist. Like I'm a black guy. Even when it comes to that stuff, like that it's like I won't hear you say even boys aren't girls you racist like I'm a black guy even when it comes to that stuff white people have to be in charge dick we can't help it we can't are you black guys saying that our white boys can't be little white girls because I have a big problem with that right you understand that people have different views on this.

I think out of respect for Jay, like let's try to talk about this in a way that is respectful. Okay, so let me rephrase this, since I'm being targeted here. I don't know. You're not being targeted. Oh, okay.

But I am. I'm specifically saying that I know that you are not intending to be transphobic. He should know that I'm not. But he wants to to be transphobic. He should know that I'm not. But he wants to see your glimpses. How did we lose 2028? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! How did we lose 2028?

Ah ha ha ha ha! I can't get rid of it! How about y'all, you pissed in the pool, you gotta drain it! You shut your mouths for a minute and sit there and everybody think. Everybody think a little bit. Why, why did we lose?

What are we not seeing? Well, when we repeal the Civil Rights Act, you'll have plenty of time to sit and think about it. Oh boy. That was the start. Yeah. That was the beginning of the end of freedom in America. Oh no. Yeah, it's true. All the shit around it's a myth. The voting shit, great. Yeah, a lot of freedom in America. Oh no. Yeah, it's true.

All the shit around it's a myth. The voting shit, great. Yeah, a lot of it, great. But the government getting involved in every part of business, very bad. What are you, is it okay? It's good. Is it working?

Yeah, it's working fine. Okay, what else is I gonna play here? I'll play some more people melting down, it's so funny. Jimmy Kimmel crying, do you see that? Yeah. That's it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Kimmel, Kimmel, you're going to jail, buddy,

because of the ditty stuff. Oh no, no. Here we go. Gradually like snowflake. What a blowhard. He's a blowhard and a snowflake. He's a blowflake is what he is. He should change the hats to say make America wine again.

Oh. Um, it's more than half of this country voted for. Oh yeah, and then this is that was before and then this was after Trump won. For the criminal still trying to figure out what happened. Um. Dude, come on, you gotta, you can't, you can't be doing that. You can't be doing that. That's a man show guy.

Right, I know. Isn't that crazy? Crying about. That wasn't the full clip. Let can't be doing that. That's a man show guy. Right, I know. Isn't that crazy? Crying about. That wasn't the full clip. Let me get the full clip. Jimmy Kimmel crying. Yeah, like you gotta-

Put it in my veins. You gotta figure some stuff out. Okay. All night last night, it was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go. Oh!

For health care. Oh! For employment. Uh-oh! Guillermo's going back! We're putting Guillermo in a little box. We're sending him back home. Can I keep Guillermo?

You can keep. You can keep. Everybody gets one. For science. For journalism. For justice, for free speech. It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO. Why is that one choking him up?

Look at this shit about Ukraine. I think the enormity of the situation, like is hitting him at different times. Shouldn't be worried about all that stuff, you know? People can't be worried about all that stuff. It makes them go crazy. No, you're 100% correct. Yeah.

It kind of sucks to say, you have to look out for yourself first. Like if you can't, don't engage in that. There's more pressure in the world now than there has ever been just to exist. Like you need to, you really do. You can only, you have to note it for what you say. Look, you have to look at it, accept it for what it is.

That doesn't mean you approve of it. It means that you acknowledge what's going on without feelings. So you can keep yourself in suffering. Yeah. Anxiety. In perpetuity. Constant age of anxiety.

And it's only gonna hurt you. You can say, it's like, look, I mean, yeah, there's all kinds of things that are fucked up. Ukraine, like man You shouldn't be giving no shit about Ukraine What are you talking about not in the big scheme of things not in an emotional way like this not in the big scheme of things Yeah, I hope it works out, but you know whatever

And decency and It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him and guess what it was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him, too. You just don't realize it yet. Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha or whatever and get nuked, the past five days of happiness is worth it. I've never been happier in my fucking life. So it's good you'll remember the good times. Yeah. My last moments would be like, ah, worth it.

Yeah. Like Cartman, you know, Casabonita. Was it worth it, kid? Totally. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah, okay, let's see. Is Ralph here yet? Ralph's getting, Ralph's got a warrant,

a nationwide warrant put out on him by the guy that Nick Roketa fucked the wife of. Yes. Remember that whole thing. Let's see, Ralph's not in the green room yet. Is there's anybody else wanna call in? Oh, we'll get calls later if anybody wants to call in if anybody listening on Twitter wants to call in or X Excuse me Go ahead hop in the green room. Let's see here

Yeah, yeah Yeah Johnston yeah, yeah Teenagers got shot. Yeah. Oh, there's a big public school teacher meltdown. Oh, I'm sure. That's more of the, it's really nuts, so I don't know, I don't even care about it. Well, it's very predictable.

I mean, you know, it's- This gay guy's gonna rape us, he says. Oh no, what, us? Well, I guess anybody who voted for Trump, I don't know who he's talking about. Oh, I thought you meant this, the people associated with this show. Well, I mean, who voted for Trump, I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, thought you meant the people associated with this show. Well, I mean, I don't know, maybe Nick Fuentes is,

let's see, rape is associated with the show, I don't know. You better hurry up and teach your sons how to rape because I'm teaching my daughters how to cut dicks off. I'm running a cut first, ask questions later, dick cutting academy. It's like a cut first, ask questions later. Dick cutting academy. It's like a cock-cop. Shoot first and... Yeah, isn't that a dick cutting academy? Jesus. I'm pretty sure we're pro killing rapists. I mean, I've only been a man for a couple years, you know, 40 some years. My whole life, our attitude among me and all guys I know

has pretty much been, yeah, let's kill rapists. The worst of the worst, yeah. Yeah, let's, hey guys, let's kill the rapists. Well, we can't, cause we got laws. What do you think happens in prison? Yeah, so I don't know what women are. What do you think other prisoners do to pedophiles and rapists?

They kill them. They take out the trash as they, yeah. Black people are going to boycott Latino businesses. Oh yeah, we're going to boycott Latino businesses. Wait, wait, wait. Black people are going to boycott Latino businesses? Well, this guy, I don't know, he's got a big account. I don't know if he's speaking on behalf of all black people. Oh, he's a black guy. Who's gonna, okay.

Yeah, we're going to stay away from them. Chinese, we're going to, oh, oh, sorry. We're going to boycott the Latino, yeah. We're gonna. Oh, oh, sorry. We're gonna boy Yeah, we're gonna boycott the Latino businesses. We gonna boycott the we gonna it's I'm reading it exactly I'm not you know being silly. No, I know this is a quote. Okay, this is Clear about that. We gonna boycott the Latino business. Yeah, the Latino business Yeah, sorry. I read it wrong the first time. Right.

Let me pay attention. We gonna boycott the Latino business. No more shopping at them taco shops. And we're gonna stay away from them Chinese and Asian restaurants. Yeah, we boycotting Asian businesses, Asian business too. Shit, if I go into a restaurant and there's no black people, I'm walking out. Every business owner in America has always said, man, we need more black guys in here. This is fucking bullshit. Ugh.

Ha ha ha. Every restaurant owner, you know what they need? People just give you- Less cops frequenting their establishments, more black guys. Everybody who posts and has a big account just keeps giving ammo to people like you. And it's funny. It's so funny. It's fucking you and it's funny

People just show look the right shows their fucking ignorance the left shows their Back to them. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like you just go. Ah Like how stupid are you I was picking up all my packages like it was Christmas after the election and that woman walked up who looked like she just Watched her dog get raped and then put to death Like you know obviously been up all night crying probably a public school teacher Take who took the day off for bereavement for democracy, and I'm holding all the dog killed itself I'm holding all the packages and I sit there normally I would just you know shove my butt against the door and open it myself

I don't trust you know I don't they don't they get I don't want to confuse them so I sit there and I make her open the door yeah I've got the biggest fucking shitty eating great oh thank you very much yeah you have a great day a great day I know I am here's the 4b movement uh-huh women are women are they had a sex strike and then they gave up the sex I know I am! Uh, here's the 4B movement. Uh huh. Women are- Women are- they had a sex strike, and then they gave up the sex strike and said they're gonna, uh, they're gonna fuck married guys.

You know, they're very inconsistent with their, uh, sexual negotiations. Women are, uh, this is what they're doing. It's starting. You know what we're gonna do? Yeah. Alright. 4B movement's starting. You know what we're gonna do? Yeah., 4V movement starting. You know what we're gonna do? Yeah. We're not gonna dye our hair anymore. Oh.

We're not gonna do makeup. We're not gonna use filters. We're not gonna go get the skin stuff. Oh, they're gonna cave on that filter thing immediately. They're not gonna go shopping at Sephora anymore. Wow. There's gonna be so much infighting. It's like, no, you used a filter.

It's like you're not, yeah. Guys love that. Wait, why are they doing this? Men's favorite thing. Because of the election they're gonna do this? Women doing makeup to go out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why? This is their movement.

Oh. They're not gonna use filters anymore to clean they ugly ass up for the internet. They're not gonna dress up and they're not gonna go shopping for makeup and look nice and stuff. Gonna dress up and look nice. Bro, that all stopped during COVID. It's already happening. Yeah. Also, the wives of Trump voters are not going to take part in this. Well, it's going to be the wives of Harris voters.

There's, yeah. So those poor bastards are now stuck with angry women who are now refusing to use makeup So that they can come and act like they own us because we look like this absolutely For be movement means like we don't be cozy comfy in our own skin And everyone over here is like, yeah, get strapped, get ready, get prepared. But you know what? It's fine.

Let's go. No, you say I have guns. You want to fight? I'm ready to fight. Like dueling, let's do this. She's gonna get a car wreck. But at the same time, like, I'm sorry, you do not have control over my reproductive rights. We do.

You do not have control over my body. You do not have control over what I do. Shit, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Try something. It's kind of funny. Just watch what happens. This is being used without a filter. I usually do a filter, but you know what I've done?

Woman alert. Take it. Woman alert. Okay. Okay. How about that? Just, just, how about that just Just you know live your life and make make decisions based on reality. It's like, you know, I've

know So I'm liking what I'm hearing about the blue friendship bracelet. Oh, yeah, they're having blue bracelets solidarity Yeah Yeah, they're having blue bracelets. Solidarity. Yeah. But I personally want something more permanent, more serious. How about competent leadership? I'm part of what I believe in and that's love. So can we come up with a tattoo

and placement of that tattoo? She's face that says big retard. Whatever covers that thing up on the forehead. To other women and men who... She's clearly on the 4B movement. Share our values. Maybe that is a filter. Is there a filter that could take that giant mole out of the middle of her head?

Or is it? It looks like a... I will gladly get this agreed upon tattoo. Gladly. I'd like to get it today. I don't gladly do anything. I will gladly get this agreed upon tattoo Gladly, I'd like to get it today. I don't gladly do anything. I'd like to get this tattoo today Women out there What did I do? That was so right! What tattoo are we getting and where are we putting it? Um, excuse the black eyes. I'm a single mom of two boys. Got hit in the head with a baseball on election day. So, yeah, seems appropriate. Oh man.

They did it on purpose, lady. That's where the fucking- the boys did it on purpose. She walked in front of a pitching machine. Screaming at the boys. Now you boys, you gotta stop your raping! Oh man, hey mom, what's that over there? Whack! Oh shit, the bat slipped right out of my hand!

Yeah. Uh, whoops. Okay. Life's never gonna get better than it is right now. That's all I know. Or maybe it will, it'll get better for four years. Thank you so much. Is Ralph here yet?

He's not, what in the fuck? Where is- Ralph. Where is the Ralph-a-mail? Is he up? Did he get arrested? No, what? I hope not. Did somebody say that?

Hop in the Discord, he hasn't read it yet. I don't know what's going on, okay? Your body, my choice. Here's the, let's read some comments to this. Your body. They're very upset with little Nick Fuentes. You know, Nick Fuentes told me that I, me being on Dr. Phil,

red-pilled him on, gave birth to the start of his feelings toward women. Jesus. And now he's triggered millions of them. They're hunting him down like a dog to take their tops off. Like a duck. You know how that feels so gratifying for me as an entertainer. I'm sure that it does.

Really? Really? I mean, for a guy like that who is so young and is just so devastating. Was he like eight when you were on Dr. Phil? He would have been, he's like 24 now. Is that all he is? Yeah, I think so. He's a kid. He's a kid. Yeah.

And everyone's so mean to him for no reason. Like I don't blame him for withholding his Trump support because everyone's such a cocksucker to him. I do think he meant, I do think he, I would have wished he wouldn't have, but whatever, he won wanted it doesn't matter um uh he would have been when did I go in there 2007? hmm sounds about right right?

yeah that was 17 years ago yeah oh yeah he would have been like eight or nine years old whoo wow the hell was he doing watching Dr. Phil? he's 12 he's 26 so he would have been 9 or 10 god he would have been the eight or nine years old. Whew, wow. The hell was he doing watching Dr. Phil? He's 12, he's 26, so he would have been nine or 10. God, he would have been the same age as my nephews. Got it. Who called me up and I said,

hey, you know, teachers are gonna be gone today because they got crying rooms set up and stuff like that. What about Elon Musk? Bunch of substitutes. Elon Musk is gonna go to Washington DC and shove a rocket up everyone's ass, buddy. They're like, ah, okay, we gotta go to Washington DC and shove a rocket up everyone's ass, buddy. They're like, AHAHAHA! Okay, we gotta go to school! And repeat that.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay. Alright. 4vNoodle. No, no, no, no, no. Not you again. Not you again, bitch. Uh...

Your body, my choice. I'm trying to find the meltdowns that they have on him. Read the comments. Here it is. I just saw somebody say, your body my choice. And the woman responded, your body my freezer. It's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. She's gonna kill him. I mean it's funny. Your testicles, my knife, this woman says.

Or your balls, my foot. How about that? Your cock, my Glock. It's kind of funny. They're making me laugh. They're making me laugh. They're making you laugh? Okay.

Well, because... Well, give it to them then. Look, I'm the... Yeah, sure. I'm the first one to say I don't want... I don't want to give it to you. I don't want to give it to you. I don't want to give it to you. I don't want to give it to you. I don't want to give it to you. They're making me laugh. They're making you laugh? Okay. Well, because... Well, give it to them then.

Look, I'm the... Yeah, sure. I'm the first one to say... I don't want... I don't want to turn off any middle-centrist guys like you. I don't want religious people fucking legislating morality. Like, I just don't. I don't want God making decisions about what me or anybody I know can fucking do. I know. I hope the...

So that's... You know what side of the fence I'm on. I hope the moral, amoral in this is that libertarians basically won the election because Trump decided to listen to libertarians. He went there and said he's going to pardon Ross Ulbrich, the Bitcoin guy, the Silk Road guy. Yeah. And he listened to shit that libertarians were saying. He listened to shit that RFK was saying. And he let other, like he let third party people have a say.

And they all, and they said, okay, we'll vote for you then. And then he won. And the Democrats told their constituents what was gonna be and how it was gonna go. And they've done that all the way back to like, Kerry. Remember how unpopular Bush was? Like in 2004, the Iraq war was going on. I mean, they were like, and the fact they couldn't trot

somebody out who could trounce Bush was like, and it's like they've done the same thing a couple of times, you know, again, since then. It's the only time in my life I've ever seen it happen where somebody goes, you know what? I'm going to go out to all these different groups and like listen to them and ask what they want and maybe give them some of it. And there's like-

Or at least tell them. He's gotta- At least tell them. Again, that's the thing. The same thing. But we got guys in there now. Like we have our guys there. Right, no, that's true.

That's all you can- that's the best you can get. It's like, the way that I see it, the poor and the struggling are real pains in the asses for both parties. Yeah. The Republicans go out and take pictures with their arm around them, having first shoved Vicks Vapo rub up their nose so they don't have to deal with the smell.

The Democrats go out and put their arm around them, and the other hand is holding their nose. Yeah. And that's the fucking difference. Yeah. So there's like, you know, third party, it's always been like, libertarians are always like, there's no candidates, no candidate is good enough for us. We're never voting, we're not participating in the system. This is the only time that they've ever participated.

And we'll see what happens. But, you know, it's better than participated. And we'll see what happens. But, you know, it's better than, at least we got somebody in there. At least we got people in there. At least some, at least they're, hopefully, and hopefully both sides learn from this. Like, ah, you know, maybe we should,

maybe we should listen to these people who don't matter. Maybe we should start listening to people who don't matter. Because all you need is one tiny percent. One tiny percent of, hey, this is all we care about. This shit. All we care about and it doesn't cost you anything. Thinking back to the statements and just over the last... And the run-up to the election, I can't get over the hubris and the contempt of the Democratic party toward

their constituents. Yeah, well Trump's like, we're gonna McDonald's and doing goofy shit, like stunts, and they're just making fun of it. That shit works. It totally does. I want them to know I'm pandering. Because it works. Okay.

Have Balder call in? I'll have everybody call in after I read comments. Bob McDonnell said Ask your mom, wife, or girlfriend to explain the Electoral College. Hey Dick and Sean, watching this election news with my mom right now and she asked me what electoral votes are.

A good game would be to ask your mom, wife, or girlfriend to with my mom right now and she asked me what electoral votes are. Yeah. Yeah. A good game would be to ask your mom, wife, or girlfriend to explain how presidential elections or the electoral college works. That is an amazing idea. We will do that next time. Okay. I think a lot of this stuff that happens is, well, at least it's out there, is that people just have no concept of how anything works. Anything. Jacob Wagner says, hey Dick and Sean, please read my name on the show. Dick says all the time how much he hates central banking, but I was wondering if

I could hear from both of you in a bit more detail. Is central banking inherently evil or is it just how it's done in America? What would the alternative be without it? What do you think of President Jackson? Oh my god, what is, are you writing a, are you writing a paper for school and you need us to do it? What do you- Sounds like he's in another country. What do you think of President Jackson's

canceling the second bank of the US in the 1830s? Loved it. I'd love to hear from both of you in as much detail if you're willing to give or if there's something I could read that sums up your thoughts. As a side note, I just wanted to say I've been listening to you regularly

since the beginning of 2023, and I've listened to all the biggest problem and the Dick Show, and I'm halfway through the new biggest problem. Your historical and political analysis is always fascinating to hear. Oh my goodness. Fascinating means retarded, I think.

In his, yeah, his ESL. He's retarded to hear. Yeah, thank you very much for your reading. Oh man, Vito showed up. I He's retarded to here. Yeah. Thank you very much for your reading. Oh man, Vito showed up. I always get a real Vito. Yeah. He showed up in all American Flag shit, and is now pretending to have always wanted Trump to win.

Oh, really? He showed up in like a, like a, like a Trump get up? Oh yeah, let me pull it up. He is- Oh my god. I mean, he totally, he totally won. Uh... Really?

Oh yeah, it was so funny, and he was so committed good for you Vito Yeah, he's such a funny guy to do to be able to do that. I was worried that he was Really kind of like losing it me too his sense of humor and everything. It got real serious Look look look. Oh my god. Oh My god Oh, yeah, look look look. Oh my god See that's amazing. He's got this that's amazing And I was quizzing him on like his his beliefs that he claims to always have held You know like what's your favorite part about Trump like oh the deporting like Christ is and he goes king Oh, so he had he had the, he had the answers.

Yeah, yeah, it was really funny. Stop sending in copyrighted. Oh yeah. Shit. Comedy. See. And he looks skinnier. Good for you Vito.

Something about the American flag makes him look skinnier. Yeah, usually horizontal stripes are a bad look for a larger man. But what are you wearing? What the hell's that? Some 3D? Lorenzo Arreola. That guy, that's all funny. That guy we were listening to his podcast and making fun of. Oh, we were? Carl. Where his mom got in a fight with a two by four with the mailman.

Oh, God, yeah! That's his apparel. That's his shirt. Holy shit. He has cool stuff. Yeah, and a fucked up life. Yeah, we gotta get him to call in again. Yeah, we do. He has cool stuff. Yeah, and a fucked up life. Yeah, we gotta get him to call in again. Yeah, we do. He's interesting to talk to.

Oh, the central banks. Yeah, I can't begin to pretend to speak intelligently like on that in the history of it. This one's all you. Well, it's tough to explain to young people because you don't see the, you don't immediately see the impacts of a central bank until you get older and you have to deal with, hopefully you deal with asset classes like

a house, like your house and your 401k and stock market. They're not going to have to worry about that. But you, you know, right. Hence my remarks earlier in the show. I think it's done. You'll see it. You'll see that stuff hopefully when you get older. And then you'll see like, oh, wow, these are, why the fuck is this working like this? Why does the economy work like this?

Which is also part of it. Everything that you think about the way an economy works or should work, the way money works is backwards. Instead of cause and effect, there goes effect, cause. Here's the basics of it is central banks, our central banks, the Fed, the Federal Reserve sets interest rates. They set them.

They set reserve requirements. They set reserve requirements, They set reserve requirements, but the interest rate is, I think, much, much more devastating. The value of money over time and they just guess at it. They analyze it and they think about it and they think about the impacts, but at the end of the day, it is a guess and they will say it's a guess. And that's the, if you think of money as the abstract value of your life, of your time and your ideas and the hopes

and the efforts of a country, assigning a time value of that, like what are these things going to be worth in the future? Arbitrarily assigning a value to that is insane and by definition destructive. Yeah, sounds awful. Awful. Why is our time-

We're gonna tell you what your money's worth in the future. Yeah. Because interest rates and inflation, it's a tax on your savings. Yes. And because this exists, because they can play with the interest rates, like there's sayings from the 70s,

a saying, an investment saying from the 70s is don't fight the Fed. Don't fight the Fed. Which means no matter what you think about the market, about the conditions of the country, if you bet on that and the Federal Reserve is not also betting on that, you will lose. Meaning that there is no free market. Whatever your analysis is of the free market, as regards to human capital, like you, people, as regards to people, investments, technologies, your ideas, and the value and money itself is irrelevant

unless the Fed is also betting on that, which should be a horrible maxim to set monetary policy to and to live by. But it is ubiquitous. Every single broker, investor will say, don't fight the Fed, don't fight the Fed. They've been saying it for 50 fucking years. Other than that, it depends who you are, but every single thing that, everything that's important to you in life,

if it touches money in any way, is influenced by the Federal Reserve's interest rates and money printing and allowing the government to spend an infinite amount of money, all of it. So even if you own nothing, it's impacted. Your wages are impacted. The price of everything is impacted. It's just all a big fucking casino because of them. So I don't know. Maybe that answers your questions.

What to read? It's really difficult what to read. Just put it into Google and start somewhere that interests you. Ryan, Sore Losers. Hey Dick and Sean. Deutsch Dickhead here. My friends are making me such a rage for being such sore losers. Hey Dick and Sean. A Deutsch dickhead here. My friends are making me such a rage

for being such sore losers after this election. Right after Trump got shot, I took a slap bet with one of them that Harris, if she replaced Biden, would not get more than 300 votes. Electoral votes, I'm guessing. I felt pretty good at the time because they were clearly huffing some grade A code here. Well, 300 votes, she would have won.

Landslide territory. Once Harris, I had to explain demographics to my nephews. It's the older one, and his dad called me up the day before. What do you think is going to happen? Well, the exit polls are showing load turnout for demographics. He goes, what's demographics? I'm like, well, they're not all vote. They don't all vote like this, but women and black people kind of all vote for Democrats.

Well, a little less so in this election. Yeah. As the election drew, once Harris got the knot, I started rubbing my hands in anticipation of slapping the shit out of my buddy. So we had a slap bet. A slap bet. Okay. If you win, you get to slap your friend. Yeah, sure

But uh-huh as the election drew closer and the Trump campaign kept fucking around with Vance Musk, etc I was getting a little concerned that I might be the one taking the slap meanwhile a group chat Who all want Trump to lose are pumping each other up that Harris is gaining ground on election day I didn't believe the polls for a second. No. Because they've been wrong in the prior two elections. And there's, I was reading a thing on the Pew research from the Pew research center,

you know, one of the big pollsters and stuff on how, you know, that how they need to figure out the metrics to make it more accurate because it's like they realizing that people say they're going to vote and they're gonna vote and they don't vote or they don't wanna say, especially when you have a lightning rod candidate like Trump, they lie. Like, and it's like they're going away from telephone polls to online polls, stuff like that.

So it was like, it didn't- That's interesting. Yeah, it didn't, I said, oh, if this is a coin toss, there's no way she's gonna win no way Yeah On election day, I'm thinking yeah, and she ended up 20 million dollars in debt you see that no, but I mean overspent sure Why not yeah, that means that 500 bucks that is that even yeah, that means that they really need that Hmm that 500 bucks that they paid me in veto to do that ad

Right and they asked for it back. You're not giving it back Then Trump says he's gonna pay it he's gonna give him 20 million but cut him a you know, cut him a check guys I hope he does it On election day, I think I'm gonna lose what should have been a free front hand to my buddy's face Thankfully, I live in Germany now. I just go to sleep bracing myself for what feels like a loss. Well, well, well, to my pleasant surprise, I woke up to the lamentations of our group chat over the shocking loss. My buddy soon conceded.

My wife was wondering why I was so happy that Trump won, and I had to explain to her that I wasn't happy because Trump won, but because I had called that shit, I was soaking in that feeling of being so right the entire day. Oh, that's a German's fucking greatest achievement. Working up the calluses on my palm. Take a pumice stone. Right, right. I'm ready to really rough it up. Honey, we got to tear the little skin.

It needs to be chopped here. I got some velium outside. I'm going to sand with my hands. Wax on, whack. I'm sanding the, yeah. Sanding the paneling. Just all day. Working with my hands. Wax on, whack, I'm sanding the, yeah. Just all day. Sanding the paneling. Kkkkk. Well, you have to film it.

Well, I don't want to put anyone right in and tell me. Because then it kind of takes it out of it. It takes you out of it. You're putting on a performance. You really got to get into it and nail them. Concentrate, yeah. Remember, every good athletic movement involves the lower body too. Yeah, pivot. Yeah, I mean, you need to transfer weight.

Think of the arm as a whip. Right. Concentrate on keeping your hand cupped. Not flimsy because you don't want to tag a finger. Cup the hand. You study the great left hookers of all time and watch that body movement, watch that arm and it comes snapping through at the last minute. Yeah, you want to square up yeah you know like you're a runner yeah and

then you pivot and go use it like a whip like that and get a good clap sound yeah you know right aim right for the aim right for the sideburn yeah you know there you go he's gonna flinch yeah you're gonna want to go back a little bit to get the to tag the flinch. That's true aim for the ear Blart Samson a man who would have thought a bunch of scumbag lawyers would be such dicks to Nick Ricchetta On a completely unrelated topic most politicians have law degrees My 20 year old daughter told me about this romance literature Yeah, friend leases a retail space last week for a bookstore that only offers this genre,

women being... So it's like a porn shop? Yeah! Bookshop for women? X, X, X books? Yeah, it's a bookshop that only offers that? I guess. Oh no, they only offer this genre, women being unwillingly taken by Sasquatch and other fictional

creatures. Jesus! I don't know if this is a drug front or if this is actually a profitable business. It's crazy. The business is located in Anchorage, Alaska, by the way. Oh, then no wonder the Sasquatch fetish. Probably at least, there's like-

I mean, that's where they live, right? Yeah, there's like one woman to nine men in Alaska, isn't there? Oh, there's gotta be. Something crazy like that. Yeah. And they're still going to erotic bookstores to get off? Jesus.

Have you seen the nine men? They look like Sasquatches. They look like, probably, maybe it's like a pickup bar there. Oh. The guys hang out there pretending to read Sasquatch porn. Alex Stroud, I feel like the stuttering and stammering replaced the character wincing and saying, ooh, awkward. I've never understood the whole awkward or cringe humor thing.

Just makes me feel miserable. Yeah, I hate it too. John Heydick loved the show. The Ivy League is having a normal one. Links to something here. Let's see. Ivy. The Ivy League is having a normal one.

Ivy League students offered crayons, legos, and cookies with milk to cope with Trump's election win. Harvard University of Pennsylvania gave students the day off. Princeton professor emailed students to postpone exams. Georgetown University built self-care suites for stressed students. Wow. Christ. Ivy League schools across the US canceled classes, postponed exams, and

and told students they could color with crayons. Dude. And offered milk and cookies. Do Latino, what do Latino men think about that? Let's ask. Uh, they do not like it. To cope with Donald Trump's resounding victory in the presidential election, Harvard, Harvard and the University of Pennsylvania, which is Donald Trump's alma mater, told students they could take the day off. Ah, come on. Your alma mater wins. Your, your grad wins and you're mourning it.

What the fuck's wrong with you? I don't think he's been invited back to speak. Ihhh. Maybe he was a long time ago. And Harvard classes ranging from applied math to the study of ancient Greek heroes were called off. Not ancient Greek heroes. The Harvard Crimson reported. You guys gotta... You guys gotta fucking stop. You gotta... You gotta...

I know it must be really hard to unplug. Because we were the last... When we were little kids, we didn't have the internet, you know? I'm a few years older than you. You had the internet in your house a long time before I did. It was dial-up though. It wasn't like, it wasn't all over the house. I know. It was like a terminal, you know?

I know, but it's like, so we were, you know, we're, we're, we had a good, yeah, we were different. We're different. Like these kids have been plugged in since, since they could walk and- Self-care suite. It's, you gotta- Jack off in there?

You guys, you gotta unplug because the, the, the whole enormity enormity of everything in the world can hit you all the time all day every day If you go looking for it and the keywords are looking for it It's gonna hit you partially anyway, just being a person walking around in America and in the world But like you're you you're doing this you're fucking your head up I went to class after 9-eleven yeah and no one was there and the professor was there I was in college I was working yeah I like 9-eleven happens like oh wow well you know I guess we finally pushed the terrorists too far

so I went down to you know Cal, Caltech, I went to class. I think it was an applied math class. Yeah. Or applied engineering class. And the professor was there. Yeah. And she goes, what are you doing here? Yeah.

I said, what do you mean? What do you mean? It's class. Because there's no class today. Yeah. Why? Well, cause of the, I'm like, oh, okay. Okay.

And everyone else just kind of knew that there was no class, so I'm. Yeah, maybe you missed an email. Yeah, I- I remember, uh, the studio- So everybody got the email? That makes no sense either. I don't know. Kids aren't waking up at 8 o'clock checking the fucking email, right? I don't know.

They just stayed home. Everybody knew but me. Yeah. Like, oh, okay, so this is- this is the- this was the last day, right? Of my life. Yeah. And now we're in a totally different era. Got it.

All right, I'm just going to go home and think about it. I showed up. You know, I showed up, everybody showed up because we were an advertising vendor. And then I got a call from one of the studios and who was nice enough to call. Like nice enough to call and say, hey, like, you know, we're just,

the studio's shutting down for the day. You know, like we're to call and say, hey, like, you know, we're just, the studio's shutting down for the day. You know, like we're not, nothing's due today and we're not changing, we're not changing any ads for the weekend. Like just run what was already approved basically. Oh yeah. Give it a look. It was like, just run what's already approved. And then, you know, we don't need you for anything. So it was like, okay. So then, you know, we went't need you for anything. So it was like, okay, so then, you know, we went home. But it was like, you know, it was just, yeah. I was like, okay, I guess we'll find out more stuff on this whole thing as it happens.

But I didn't, you know, I didn't once think that like California was gonna stop. That's what I thought. I just did. What do you mean? It was just me. I just, I was always like, you get up, like you go to work unless somebody tells you do not come in.

So with what? No one's learning about physics today. We're all just sitting home, fucking crying about New York. All right. I noticed you're still here today though, professor, what's, can you tell me something? It's to make sure that the dumb ass like you, you know,

has to, it's like you you know that's like yeah show up you got it you got a guy because somebody's gonna come in some guys coming in some of these guys have autism they're not gonna get it yeah some of these guys don't have TV at home you knock knock Chalm says a man killed his wife and himself over the Trump win. Okay. Oh god. This is just... It's just something that's wound too tight. As a guy who's wound tight, for me to say that, you know they're wound tight. Where the fuck is Ralph? I want to talk about this Riketa stuff!

Is he sober? Where the f- Ah, he had a little slip up. I think yesterday. Yesterday? Or the day before. Well then that could still be going. He fell off his chair. Ah, he had a little slip up. I think yesterday. Yesterday? Or the day before. Well then that could still be going. He fell off his chair.

That could still be going. No, he said he apologized for it. When? Obviously. Yesterday. Oh, okay. Well then. Look at that.

I've got thousands of people watching on Twitter. How about that? Let me find Ralph falls over in his chair. Ralph, it's a hell of a fall. What, really? Oh, he literally fell over in his chair. Yes. His chair. Well, because he just, he had, oh, sorry.

He had just been served by the Minnesota police or he'd just been alerted that there's a warrant out for his arrest. Aaron Emholt, the guy, that radio guy that Nick fucked his wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, their whole like, yeah, thing. Polycule thing.

Well, it's just swinging. It's not really a polycule thing. Whatever. Yeah, whatever it is. That guy, Aaron Emhold, alleges that Ralph was re-streaming his court proceedings. This is what it... That Aaron Emhold went to court

for doing a revenge porn on Nick Riquette, his wife. E-I-E-I-O. Okay. Right, yeah. Yeah. Aaron Emhold went to court. E-I-E-I-O. Yeah. Aaron Emhold went to court for doing a revenge porn on Nick Rekete's wife while he was streaming.

So he streamed himself sending the revenge porn to a buddy of his. Right, I remember this. You remember that. I do, yeah. So Aaron went to court for revenge porn. Right. And Ralph, you know, they claim, was streaming it illegally, which I didn't know. I don't understand how that's possible.

If the link exists, then the link exists. I don't know what the legalities of in any given state are for like video streaming, right? Yeah. I mean, well, Rumble streamed it, if anybody streamed it. But if you don't want people to stream shit, don't put a public link out there. Like how is this everyone else's fault?

Wait, yeah, who put the, wait, who put it? The government. The government was streaming their Zoom call or whatever it was. What? And it was open. I mean, I know I saw it. So I don't know, I don't know the technicalities of it, but it's very easy to not have a public open link.

So then Ralph now has a nationwide warrant out for his arrest from the Minnesota fuck-off, like, town? A nationwide warrant? For real? Yeah, that's why I wish he was here to co- Yes. Yeah, so now he can't- How is that even- How is that possible? I don't know what's going on in Minnesota. How the fuck can- How can, can they say anything about anything outside their state? Unless a government agency gets involved. I don't know, but it's like, oops, oops, oops.

There we go, okay, it's back. I don't know why that would be respected at all. A nationwide warrant for a misdemeanor of streaming a public Court case he has to call in this sounds odd. God fucking damn it Ralph Yo Come on Somebody ping Ralph wake his ass up. Is this okay? So here's here's Ralph finding out the news that he now has a nationwide warrant for a

Miss demeanor in Spicer, Minnesota or some fucking shit. Yeah, wherever though. Okay. Here he is. Oh, okay coming now he says Praise praise Trump Is he on no, he's not on. I'll play. Here's him falling over, Sean. Tagged Lawtoom Sean the fat fucker and I said your fat ass is next. Okay. We want to start cases on everybody for internet bullshit. Okay. all right, you know The chair snapped off the base or something? The wheel snapped. Where is he? Oh no.

Oh god. Well his little feet sticking up too. He went for comedy if he was, you know. Yeah, that's him upon finding out. So yeah, okay. Okay, he says he's here now. Oh boy. Let's see.

Oh, there he is! There he is, there he is, there he is. Mute. I gotta, I don't know, mute and unmute everyone. Okay, there we go. Are you there, Ralph? He might be suppressed. Is he suppressed? I see him talking. Probably. Is he sup. Is he suppressed? I see him talking.

Probably. Is he sup- is he suppressed? You can hear him? Uh, okay, maybe it's me. What the fuck? That would be crazy. It's been a while since we've had a call in, right? A little bit. Two and two. Check. Yeah, check, check. Hello? There we go! What's up, man?

What's up? Yeah. How you doing? So, um... You waking up? I was drunk on Friday. I think that that's, um... When you fell off the chair. I don't think there's any reason.

Yeah, I don't think there's... By the way, I did that with a plum. Yeah, I did. I did the, almost a full like rollover in the chair and the wheel didn't break. Somehow a wheel had come off the chair, which I still don't know, I don't understand how that happened, but-

That will happen. I was looking for like, you know, right after it happened, I was like, well, how the fuck could this even happen? And I looked through and there was a, the wheel was off the chair. I was like, okay, three wheels out of four that will cause that to happen. And so...

You gotta get more, you gotta get that Lizzo chair. You know that picture that they got of the, that woman on the talk show and they got her like an industrial chair? You see that? Just for safety. Well that's the other thing, so I'm not really fat. You saw me in person.

No, you're skinny. I know, you're like 185 now. Yeah. Yeah. You were great. You lost a shitload of weight. Yeah, it's not even, it's not even the weight. It was me being, you know, I was like leaning all the way back on three wheels

and I almost did a full, you know, backflip out of the chair. It was a triple lindy. You did a triple lindy out of that. Yeah. A lot of people are not gonna get that. Yeah. Well, see, it's funny cuz I thought it was hilarious And of course, you know you have the people hate me a logs

Yeah, I'm thinking it's an L I mean, I thought it was fucking hilarious like who else is gonna do a fucking back. Oh, they're The sound when you flip over sounds like me opening my car door there's all the bottles like sounds like me opening my car door. There's all the bottles like clinking around. Well, that's the other thing. They're like, oh, Ralph has all these bottles and all these piss bottles. And there were no piss bottles, but there

were like Coke bottles and all kinds of shit around my desk. And I showed those, but they didn't get as much attention. Oh, because you got Mexican Coke. Yeah, because they're like, you know, 14 pesos. Yes. You love real, not diet Coke. Yeah, because they're like, you know, 14 pesos. Yes. You love real, not Diet Coke. I know that about you. Yeah, the full Coca-Cola classic.

That's what I enjoy. And so they're 14. They're 14 pesos. So the dollar is $1 equals 20 point something pesos today. And so- So is that higher or lower? The pesos sinking, right? Compared to the dollar?

The pesos can sinking compared to the dollar, yeah. And that's good for you because your fans are in America. They're paying you with US dollars. So you have more money. That's right. Wow. Yeah, I get paid in US dollars. And so it enhances my spending power times, you know, whatever.

But it got down to like 16.98 and then I won't get into it too much, but there was some... It's a finance show today. We're talking all about finance, global finance. Morena is the superpower party in Mexico and they took power and they did a bunch of judicial reforms and you know the market didn't like that or whatever and so the The dollar shot back up against the peso and so now it's you know a Wait and see thing and also I have a warrant out for my arrest Yeah, we don't fucking aithole fucking county in Minnesota. Not that I don't respect that county or that court.

Of course, I have the I have the utmost respect for those. What's going on with that county? Like they got a lot of time. They got too many cops and too many judges. What's going on? Busy body. They're going after you in Mexico for allegedly restreaming. How can they do that? Yeah, how can they do that? Well, I have some, first off, you know, it could be argued they don't have jurisdiction over me, obviously.

No one has jurisdiction over the Ralph Amale. We all know that. I don't know why anybody tries. But I live in Mexico. Somebody on Twitter tried to say I was absconding from the arrest warrant. It's like, dude, I don't even live in that country. And first of all, you don't have a warrant. You abscond with something. Right.

You know, first of all, yeah, I was speaking to an idiot. Not you, but like I was talking to you. It's like, OK, I'm not absconding. I'm sitting in the same place. I always am. And I'm going to hire a lawyer and get it taken care of. The max sentence is 90 days and a thousand dollar fine, which, you know, if you know anything about the law,

that's very petty. But they issued a nation. I talked to a Minnesota expert, I'll say, and they said they had never heard of a nationwide- Nationwide warrant. How can that happen? Body warrant, which means they want you produced for court, right? That's what the body warrant means

Where do they get like so that goes out to every agency though, doesn't it? Like can you come in with Colorado arrest you? So I could come into the country but what would happen is they would detain me they would most likely I mean they might not give a fuck but they would detain me. They would most likely, I mean, they might not give a fuck, but they could detain me. I would spend a couple of days in some shit hole, San Diego jail. And then- We'll have to bust you out. Like dead tails.

Well, but they would most likely not extradite me because it costs about $30,000 to extradite me. They'd have to get, you know, they'd have to get, no, literally, literally, they'd have to get US Marshals involved to extradite me. You have to get extradited for a misdemeanor. It's crazy, dude. It's fucking crazy. And so, you know, I'm going to see my son in Southern California. I mean, you're like a legit outlaw.

It sounds retarded, but you are wanted by the police. This is the modern day outlaw. It's so fucking retarded, man. Robert Bank, hold up a train. Nah, stream some court proceedings. I pissed off the wrong cuck, is what I did. Allegedly stream some court proceedings, I'll say. I'm not...

My mistake. Yeah. not coming to anything, but it's it's silly like it's something I don't understand how a court proceeding is not public if there's a public link like what's the deal? I got like I've shut my eyes, you know, like there's there's a lot of questions also Nick Riketa You know mutual friend of ours he Also Nick Ricada, you know, mutual friend of ours, he had his court hearing restreamed by like 100 people. Yeah. And you know, he didn't go out and try to, you know, have those people arrested.

He did mention it in a court filing, right? Yeah. But he didn't, you know, try to take scalps or whatever. I don't know, it's bizarre. I'm going to hire a lawyer, get it taken care of. I could just fly to Minnesota right now and do that, but the complicated thing is... When Kevin Spacey turning himself in and setting him up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just walks right in. What's in the bottle, right? He just walks right in and gets arrested. You gotta bring your in-hole to a bottle of Nick Ricchetta's cum. Maybe that will chill him out. Oh boy. Nick's starting to turn, Nick's starting to drop hot goss.

Oh really? About their life-swinging shit. Oh yeah, we'll get into that in a bit. Yeah, I heard some of that. But, you know, I have a home here. I have, you know, cats and stuff. And so it's like, I can't just fly to Minnesota without like a lot of preparation.

And so I'm going to hire a lawyer and you know, we'll see how it goes. I don't, you know, the absolute max for this charge is 90 days and Yeah, it's also a thousand dollar fine. Yeah, it's like a low. Mr. Meir Waste of cops time. This is Aaron Aaron filed this against you right Aaron started this Aaron embold. Yeah What is the he did he alert that it seems like he's got some cop on the inside to be honest with you Well, you know, I can only speculate

But it seems very weird That they put out a nationwide body only want on me And so, you know, it's more of an inconvenience because Mexico does not extradite over Anything less than a felony or something that's going to keep you in jail for more than a year. And so, you know, I'm super safe here, but if I was to try to cross the border, which I've done many times over the last year,

it will show up because it's on the NCIS database. And so most likely what would happen is I would get detained and then they would contact Minnesota, like, Stearns County and say, do you want to extradite this guy? It's going to cost $30,000 and all this shit. Um, I don't think you should be allowed to interact with the police if you're a podcaster. Like Aaron Emholt, he's just like doing all this legal shit. Like, this is just a total waste of time. Like all this- Well, I mean, look, most likely they would still say no,

even given all this stuff, right? Yeah. But because it will cost them, the county, tens of thousands of dollars to extradite me from California to a mass- You should want it. Yeah, that's why you should do it. How much would it take for you to do it?

Surrender yourself in San Diego. Yeah, I kind of want to do it, but then again, you know. We're all sitting in a basketball court in a weird cell that they built on the middle. No, seriously, you would sit in a cell and roll those ice melons. All those sand dicks. And they would- Toughen your nipples, didn't it? But they would have, like, you'd have to wait and see,

like, oh, do they want to extradite you, all this stuff. And so I'm much more keen on hiring a lawyer and getting it taken care of that way. It's not a serious charge. Not that I don't respect the Stearns County court. I respect them to the utmost, of course. I don't. Every time I go there, the cops in Stearns County proposition me for gay sex.

Every single cop that I've met in Stearns County, Every time I go there, every cop I meet I'm like, hey, thank you for your service. He goes, oh yeah, for 20 bucks, I'll go around back and I'll eat your asshole out. I'm like, honestly, I would- if you said blowjob, that would be- Let me hit an ATM. That'd be a little bit different, yeah. That'd be better. My asshole? Like, yeah, you- I mean, you just got here, you haven't showered or anything? You- I- you did your shit?

Take a shit and then I'll eat your asshole out. Every Stearns County cop I've ever talked to has offered to eat my asshole out for $20. That's like dictated policy. It must be something in the water. They have a ton of little bitty small counties around Minnesota or Minneapolis. And so it's like, okay, God, what in the world? But, you know, I hire a lawyer and I'm not too worried about it, but it also keeps me from seeing my son for Christmas.

And so... You're doing good too. I mean, I don't even like... Yeah. I've seen him every month since, since June. So, um, you know, yeah. Uh, so it's, uh, that's too much time. You know, it sucks. I got stuff to do, man. Can we do a zoom? It sucks, but well, you know, I should have had that written in the zoom meetings, but I didn't and so it sucks that that I'm likely gonna miss out on that but

It was so much to sit in some shitty San Diego jail for two days and so Yeah, you don't want your son to see you in jail. Come in and touch the window. Well, there's a chance they actually try to extradite me, which is crazy, honestly. Like, what in the world? It's like a petty misdemeanor. Dude, all this shit is so petty.

It's like Riley's going to jail for making fun of Eric July online. Nick Reketa's going to jail for making fun of Eric July online Nick Roketa's like going to jail for fucking a Another podcasters wife you're going to jail for streaming is allegedly streaming it It's all fucking retarded and there's Maddox Maddox is sitting there wishing with every fiber of his being that I would go to jail And I'm never going to jail Ralph's kids gonna grow up thinking his dad has like 800 housemates So, Ralph's kid's going to grow up thinking his dad has like 800 housemates. Well, I'm not going to jail.

And so, you know, any, you know, maybe that's, you know, two or three days or whatever, you know, if there's a plea deal or whatever happens, happens. But I'm not crossing over the border anytime soon, I'm going to hire a lawyer. It's funny, I have a lawyer in mind, I won't spoil it here on the Dick Show, but it's not NICROCATED by the way, but it would be funny if I hire this lawyer. And so we'll wait and see.

Oh yeah, I want to hire his ass. It's not land out but As somebody connected to all this shit and so we'll see if I get him hired and I don't know It's just totally gay like what the fuck do you know how many people have? Restreamed these hearings not saying that I did of course But they restreamed but we're case-disc hearing, like a hundred people. Baked Alaska was a federal fucking hearing that people restreamed.

That's why it's so weird. It's so weird that this is happening. It's like somebody in this, some cop doesn't seem, is buddies with Aaron Imhold. It's gotta be, cause you remember when Nick first got arrested. Small shit.

The very, at the very day he got arrested, my very first reaction was Aaron Hymhold did it somehow. He started all this emotion, I 100% know it. That's the guy. Nick fucked his wife and now Nick's in jail. I fucking 100% chance that guy did it, right? That's my thought process. And here we go again.

Every time that guy comes up, people go, the cops start getting involved. And he thinks it's funny. Like, I mean, I think it's, you know, I be careful with my words, but, you know, snitch. It is what it is. He, you know, this is the funny part, Dick. He restreamed his ex-wife's court hearing. He has restreamed many court hearings.

And so, first off, I don't feel like there's jurisdictional questions abound, let's put it that way, whether they have the right to do this or not. And then he's done the same thing that they are alleging that I've done. And so it's just so goofy and such a waste of the course time, honestly.

But you know, I'll handle it. I won't be coming to the US until I do handle it. Obviously, I think that's the right course of action. And so, I don't know, it's just crazy, honestly. They put out a nationwide body only warrant, which means produce him, and then if I was to come to San Diego, they probably would detain me, right?

Yes! And then they would call them up and say, hey, do you really want to hire this guy? Yeah, and it's like, oh, 30,000, $40,000, federal marshals involved on a petty misdemeanor crime. There's gotta be some amount of money we can raise for Ralph to do it, you know? Well, you know what?

I almost want to test it, yeah, I do. Like if Null raised like five grand, if Null and Kiwi Farms raised five grand for you to try to cross the border and get arrested and get extradited, would you do it? If it went directly into my bank account, then yeah, I probably would. Okay, if Null raises five grand,

think about it, if Null raises five grand for you to attempt to cross the border and put your freedom and your life in jeopardy with the police so you could get extradited and face this misdemeanor charge of streaming a non-compliant stream. Smoking in a non-smoking area. You would do it, you're saying.

Yes. And these people don't understand that like, okay. It's on you now. It's on you now. Those are the, that's the game. You got five grand to raise. I know you can do it. I know you can do it.

Or maybe you can't anymore, I don't know. It's 90 days max, $1,000 fine max. First off, for anybody who knows about state detention, 90 days would be, I don't know, 65 or 70 days. Likely I wouldn't get the full 90 days, even though I did, I've been to jail before. I'm not scared of jail, I'm not going to fuck. Obviously.

And so. I was going to jail before, like I'm not scared of jail. Like I'm not going to fuck. Obviously. And so. Yeah, I was going to say that. I'm not scared of jail. That's no dig at the Stearns County authorities, of course. But like, you know, some of these people are afraid to go in. Who are all homosexual prostitutes. Yeah, well, you know, I wouldn't say that. But like, it's completely just so dumb,

such a waste of taxpayer dollars. And I have a lawyer already on my radar and I have a couple more on my radar. And so I have no plans to travel to Stearns County, but if that's what it takes to finish it off, then I will, yeah. Okay, if that's what it takes to finish it off, then then I will. Yeah. Okay.

So let me talk about this. Nick Rukada was on the Nobody Likes Onions show and Nick was driving major, major guys. And Nick, I'll sum it up for everybody. This is what I think happened because Nick showed Nick showed this history browser history, you know, Sean of browser history, wherever you go. Whose browser history? Well. We don't know, by the way, to be clear,

we don't know whose browser history. We don't know, but I will tell you this. If it's any other browser than- Than your own. Than your own. Isn't that odd? Yeah. It's peculiar. Well, I mean, it could be anybody's. It's somebody else's house and on their computer.

First of all, you should turn your browser history off. Yeah. You should go on your Google and set it to off. Watch history off. It's better safe than sorry. And I will say this. Don't log into anybody else's house like this, Tom. Everybody.

Yeah, go ahead. Everybody who has ever streamed at my house, at my studio, Ralph included, Vito, everybody who's come here to stream at my house has left their login Logged in to my computer, right? And I Cuz I'm a you log bad guy. Oh, yeah, I logged them out. Yeah, I say I don't want X I never want access to anybody's right, you know just as a precaution. Yeah, you know You're protecting yourself to protect myself. Yeah, right like Jimmy Olsen with the kryptonite, right?

You're protecting yourself too. I'm protecting myself, right? Like Jimmy Olsen with the kryptonite, right? Superman says, hey Jimmy, you gotta keep this kryptonite just in case. I write up your ass, yeah. I did up your ass. Yeah. So what I believe happened here

is that Aaron Imholt was at Nick's house streaming or doing something, maybe checking his goal for the day, his super chats, and he left his shit logged in. Because what Nick has posted is And Nick has alluded to this before he said he can prove that Aaron Emhold Reads his kiwi farms thread and then jacks off Which is an outrageous claim to be true if if that's the case now This is what Nick has posted this is the browser history that Nick has posted. And so someone's browser on what day is this?

4, 4.30. I don't know. It doesn't say what day it is. It's a few months ago. It's a few months ago? Yeah, yeah. It was a few months ago. I'd have to look up the date.

3.50 PM. This person went to Nick Riquetta's Kiwi Farms. 3.50 PM went to Nick. So he's reading the Kiwi Farms. He's like, you know, F5, F5eta's Kiwi Farms. 3.50 p.m. went to Nick's. So he's reading the Kiwi Farms. He's like, you know, F5, F5, refreshing Kiwi Farms, reading the new comments about how they hate Nick. He pulls up April's. No, no, wait, let me go through it in order.

350, Kiwi Farms. 350, Nick Reketa's Kiwi Farms. 352, Nick Reketa. So he spent two minutes reading the thread, right? Now this is where it gets peculiar, because Erin Imhol... Erin Imhol's hot young wife, April, was fucked big time by Nick Reketa. She's still on Twitter talking about his big cock. I saw her in person, she looks hotter in person.

She's a pretty girl. Pretty girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's hot. Pretty girl, as long as she keeps her mouth shut, like every other girl, you know? My boy. So, here we go. 350.

350, now remember, Sean, this is a guy who brought his hot young wife into the lecherous clutches of cocaine kingpin, Nick Rukada, right? And then had a prolonged swapping or whatever relationship with him where his wife's getting regularly pumped and getting Nick's load shot into her, right? And he's enjoying this relationship. You see what I'm saying? He's sitting in that singular chair in the hotel room watching it and

fiending for it, right? and this is what he's looking at he's looking at Nick Riquetta's Kiwi Farms thread, Nick Riquetta's Kiwi Farms 352 and then look at this he gets so turned on by reading Nick Riquetta's Kiwi Farms thread and reminiscing about his wife getting fucked that one minute later he goes to Pornhub one minute later and goes to cuck porn. Hubby wants to, big tits, big ass milf, wants Hubby to watch. Yeah, so he's into, yeah, seems like he's into that. That's what I would deduce from that.

Ha ha ha! I mean. Then they talking about bringing Nick up on federal. Shit. And then look at this, look at this, look at this, and this clock, this, I mean this clocks. Then they talking about bringing Nick up on federal Look at this look at this and this this clock this I mean this clocks look you're no you're a man then 30 30 minutes later from he comes at 350 he only watches three movies on Pornhub Yeah, I love I like to load up the whole bar. I like to pick You know I mean it's like picking through horse right you're like mmm. This pick the right selection, you know what I mean? It's like picking through whores, right? You're like, hmm, this is the right one.

The more that mine would have like 50, you know, taps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bop bop bop bop, I hold down, control, bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop b He's like a connoisseur. He knows exactly... He's like a boomer. This is how a boomer jacks off. There's specific tastes. Yeah, like let me look at one at a time. Let me get to know you. He doesn't have ADD. Yeah. That one hurt. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhh okay. Ah, that one hurt. Okay.

Big ass tits milf. And then 30 minutes later after he jacks off, where does he go? To look at his ex-wife's Twitter. Yeah. Right after. Yeah. Bro. Yeah.

It's kind of bad. That's after you. As the Eshershan goes. He's got it bad. That's after you. As the Eshershon goes. I don't even look at my wife after I come for the rest of the day, let alone her Twitter. No? Busted that nut. No, thank you.

No, thank you, ma'am. I'll be going a different way. How about that? He's a different type of character. I don't know what's wrong with this guy. I don't, yes, it's true. I don't understand the people holding him up. Like, oh, Ralph's got this warrant. First off, this warrant is nothing like, you know,

I'll get it taken care of. It's whatever. Yeah, it's going to complicate my life for a little while. But you like that. Let's be honest. Yeah, I like that. That's the type of thing that happens. You're like Bill Clinton, Ralph. Like you like you like when everything's falling apart and you like. I'm going to get out of this. Right.

Like, I mean, you always get out of it. Yeah, it's just not going to happen. Two more weeks until Ralph goes to jail. OK, we'll keep waiting motherfuckers. And so, you know, I'm not worried about it. It just sucks. You know, I can't see my son. And then you see this guy that does suck.

And I've, you know, I've been building, you know, I've been going every month and all that stuff, but that's okay. It's expecting it. How old is he now? He is three, about to turn four next year. So, um. Wow, man.

It's tough, it's tough. I'm not going to lie, that hurts. But. Maybe if they give your son a little mustache and a sombrero, Trump will deport him to you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Maybe that's an idea. I'm not sure if his mother would go for that. Call IMS. Of course.

Of course. The mustache is necessary. You know, it's funny as I'll say this, you know, his mother and Dick's familiar with this as well. Her and I have had a contentious relationship, but actually, you know, the last four or five months or longer, we've kind of been on the same page. And you know, it's all been good.

And so it sucks that, you know, something this dumb would keep me from coming to the U.S. But like, there's no reason for me to take a chance on Not without five grand. Yes Yeah, yeah, it's a five grand come Kiwi Farms wants you to get arrested they got to put up the dough That's all I'm saying Put up the money put up the money. That's my lawyers money right there And so put up the money and I will try to cross the border. Other than that, Mexico does not extradite

unless it's over a year's worth of time or a phone call. So, you know, I'm super safe down here in Mexico, but it's just petty nonsense. You know, Nick Riketa, I think I said this earlier, but he had his stream streamed by, you know, hundreds of people. He did mention it in a court filing, but he didn't like try to go after each person who did that.

That's not him. Baked Alaska, I don't know if I mentioned this earlier or not. He had federal hearings, federal FBI, you know what I mean? Like federal hearings, you know, you know what I mean? Like federal hearings, you know, illegally quote unquote streamed and he didn't go after people trying to have them arrested. This is a unique cuck we have here in Aaron M. Old.

He's a piece of shit. And the sooner he falls, the better and he's getting ready to fall. Yeah, I heard he was looking for new jobs in sales and marketing. Is that what he does? No. Well, he's trying to get his radio job back.

That's not gonna happen, obviously. He's a weird guy, man. He's like, nothing that you, most people are embarrassed by stuff like what we're talking about. They would be embarrassed. Yeah. He's just not It doesn't affect

And you know I call him a rat and he is a rat for many reasons but like he actually looks like a rat Yeah, like his kids to cocaine. Yeah. I mean he did. Yeah It's crazy and he exposed his wife to nacrecate his dick. And so, you know. He's jacking off, and you're listening to this. That's a crazy thing. Right? It's like, how do you deal with someone like that? Yeah, yeah.

He loves it. He's gonna listen to this and pull his dick out and come to this for sure. I mean, there's no doubt about it. And so, and also he allegedly beat his wife, according to April, she put that out there. And so, so for him to sit up on moral mountain and act like he's some type of fucking like good dude

or whatever, he's not, he's a piece of shit like everybody else. And I, you know, I guess I can say this now, I had heard her say that beforehand because we all met together. Yeah. And I'd heard that, I didn't put it out, but now that she said it, I feel like,

it's okay for me to say the same thing. I had heard that the Riketas had basically given her a safe haven. Oh yeah. To his business and his abuse so you know again I you know who am I to judge but like when people hold him up as a judge beating his wife what do you mean that I mean you know to me like I don't know. Shit happens, whatever. But he tries to act like he's...

Sometimes you have to put a bitch in line. Whatever. I mean, things happen. Not with your head! You're not headbutting him! Even Sean Connery, you give him a little smack. And I don't do that. Open hands smack. Not a headbutt. Yes, that's exactly right. And I've seen the Barbara Walters interview more times than I can account.

But he doubled down on it. You give them the last word, but they're never happy with the last word. Never happy with the last word. Yeah, I've seen the interview many times. How happy would he be with Trump and the aw- how happy would Sean Connery be with Trump and his goons running the entire federal government? I wish it was still here. Man, are you as excited as I am about Ron Paul being in the government? Like never in my wildest dreams would I thought Ron Paul would get in.

It's so funny, my week is hilarious. So I had all these politicos on the election stream and some non-politicos, but I had James Edwards, political cesspool. I had Lou Moore, who was Ron Paul's campaign manager. Yeah, Ralph had Ron Paul's campaign manager call in and he said, it'll be over 300, it'll be a landslide. And sure enough, yeah, 100% right. And he called it to a T on my airway.

So I have all this like legitimate, you know, bonafide politicos. And then I also have, yeah, worn out from our arrest in Stearns County, Minnesota. Right? That's called versatility. Yes, exactly. Versatility.

You had Milo on. Milo has his unending war. What do you think about Nick Fuentes not backing Trump? So people think I hate Nick Fuentes and I don't. And we had a huge falling out, of course. I don't hate him. I thought he was retarded. It's like you in that chair had a huge falling out.

Yeah. You know what? The chair, like, literally somehow the wheel fell off the chair and so when I leaned back it was like, okay See you later. Yeah, but I Was thinking about South Park that you remember the tip assist episode My hat stayed on the whole time. I got right back up. I thought it was funny too.

Like these people want to make it an L. Like it was actually fucking living cartoon, hilarious. Like I didn't take it as an L. That happened to me in a festival. I mean, cheers, whatever. I don't see how that's an L. That happened to me. I don't either, it's hilarious.

Like three weeks ago, my girlfriend and I, AIDS girl and I were at a festival, you know, like a Burning Man type festival. Yep. And we're in these chairs, like making bead necklaces and I'm, you know, I'm drinking, we're talking, carousing and you know, talking to these people. And my chair exploded and I fell backwards, like as hard as... What kind of chair was it? A camping chair.

Oh. It was low to the ground. So I didn't get, so I were also on my... The thing just came apart? The bones were broken. The side, one of the screws. Yeah, it blew out. Jesus, yeah.

Not because of me being fat, just the chair was a defect. I wasn't fat either, I lost 100 pounds. Oh my God. I'm 50 pounds heavier than you. I'm breaking chairs, not tipping them over. So the chair breaks and explodes and I fall backwards. I fall backwards, right? And my girlfriend just goes immediately,

like the worst possible timing just goes, ha ha ha ha, like right in my face, signaling. And then she starts like looking at the other hot girls that we were talking to and they start laughing, like, you know, like And it was and i'm struggling like i'm like, ah man, maybe I did drink too much and i'm getting up i'm crawling up You know like you were doing yeah, yeah, you saw me and it's like, oh Yeah, some guy in line just goes

Wow, he didn't spill his drink He's just, yeah. Cause I was like, Yeah bro, of course. So I didn't drink too much. I had it like this, I was cupping it like, Yeah I was like, whoa! I had it like, whoa!

You're not spilling that drink. You're not spilling that fucking drink. But like, all these bottles, like, you can hear the bottles You're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're It's not clinking with itself though. No, it didn't clink much. It was over to the side. It was actually the Coke bottles that were clinking. You know, I had had that bad news that day and I've been sober for a good bit. But I knew that a arrest warrant

was coming and I saw I come and you know, it's a little weakness of mine, right? So I was like, alright, I'll pop up in the bubbly, right? And so, there's no doubt that I was drunk on that stream. Hold on. I think you're playing recently. I play the the tip over.

OK, it's good. Yeah, it is. It's like a climate. Sean, the fat fucker. And I said, your fat ass is next. OK, we want to start cases on everybody for internet bullshit. Okay. All right.

You know, if that's the way you got, whoa, shit. Almost died. You're so offended by starting cases. You're like, oh, I gotta take a step back. I gotta take another step back. I gotta take another step back I gotta take another oh shit. I took too many steps back Money line is I almost died Over

oh Man, it could have been it could have been a lot worse if you see what behind me like holy shit like it could have been life-threatening situation, but I don't know I'll get the bullshit, holy shit, like it could have been like a life threatening situation, but I don't know. I'll get the bullshit handled in Minnesota. And like, I think it's overreach. I don't really believe they have jurisdiction. That being said, they have a nationwide warrant on me. And so I can't come back to you guys.

It's amazing. Yeah, right. So it just doesn't seem like it's gonna be real. Well, it's ridiculous, Sean.. Like I mean, come on. And but you know, I'll get it taken care of. I've had a lawyer recommended to me. We'll see if we can get that linked up tomorrow and I have other lawyers on my radar too and I just want to know no. Where's the money? Let's see the money. If you want to see Ralph in jail. Let's see the money. If no one owes me five grand, I will just try to cross the border on my own.

That's easy, man. If Maddox was going to get arrested, I have five grand in seconds. Let's go. Maddox has crossed the border, five grand. Here you go. Let's go, cross. No doubt.

Well, you know, the funny thing is, like I said, if I cross the border, most likely all their nationwide body warrant, like if I crossed in California, they would probably hold me, right? But they would then contact Stearns County and say, hey, do you really want to extradite this guy? You know, and they would most likely-

And they would say, come back, we're too busy eating out men's dirty assholes. But most likely they would say no, because it would cost 30 grand minimum. Like they'd have to have federal marshals and like overtime pay for their officers on some fucking petty misdemeanor crime, right? It's like, it's totally insane.

And so, but still, you know, unless Kiwi Farms wants to pay me the five grand, I'm not going to test it. Yeah, that's what I'm trying. And I'll hire a lawyer. And maybe, maybe not. I have to actually go to Minnesota and appear. I have a home here. I have cats and stuff.

And I know it's gay, but whatever. I can't just leave. It's just cats. It's not gay. It's just animals. Well, I can't just leave them here and say, oh, I'm going to fly to Minnesota and take care of this. And then maybe I'm in jail for a month, right?

And so I'm not scared of jail for a month, but I do have to play this correctly. And so it's total. I want to go to jail for a month? Fuck that. Dude, it's nothing, man. Trust me, man. It's fucking nothing.

It's not a big deal at all. I don't even think that I would necessarily get jail. Just depends on, you know, how mad the judge is or whatever. But especially when you point out that so many other people have restreamed these hearings and they had me quoted in the arrest warrant and saying, oh, I didn't hear that. I don't know what you mean.

And, you know, I may or may not have said that, but so many other people have done this. It would be ridiculous, honestly, for me to get any time in jail off this. Now, I find I can understand that really, but you know, it's just- 20 bucks. It's just gay.

Yeah, yeah, it's just gay. It sucks that I can't see my son for Christmas. But I'm going to get a lawyer and figure it out. And you know, I'm here for the entertainment. The chair flip was an all-timer. Oh yeah, when you said, when you nut, but she keeps sucking. That's how you posted that. You saw that?

You saw that on Twitter? That was the perfect response. I felt like, hell, what? And also, I put my hands up in the air before I flipped like, oh, oh, stop, back off. Oh, get off the dick, get off the dick. And so yeah, I thought that fit pretty comfortably. Like I said, it is. All right.

Good luck. Good luck with that. I call back again. I like so much stuff to talk about but we didn't get to cover you know barely any of it yes and sorry I was late you know I was actually early if you want to know the truth and then I sat here and I had you know I've been up for a while like I've been up since like 7 a.m. and I kind of dosed off. Celebrating! Me too! I haven't slept in a week! I've just been online fucking hammering whores. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going back. You're all going back.

Even if you're from here, you're going back. It just so happens that I woke up and I dozed off and I saw your message and I was like, okay, let me get on. So thank you so much. I was the one who asked to come on. I appreciate you let me tell my story. I think it's bullshit.

I'm very certain it'll get taken care of. If not fully in my favor, then you know, something everybody can pick up. Just tell Aaron you're going to fuck his new wife. Maybe that'll chill him out. I'll fuck that bitch raw. And put it on Pornhub if he wants, because I'm no stranger to sex tapes.

So, you know, if that's what he wants. You can't feed that. If that's what he wants, because I'm no stranger to sex tapes. So, you know, if that's what he wants. You can't feed that. If that's what he wants. Thank you, Dick Masterson, the all time legend, Sean. Man, I kind of get in studio sometime here soon. It may not be the soonest. Yeah, you're wheeled in by US Marshals. Yeah, I do too, this problem, but Sean's a great guy too

and I always have so much fun with him and you guys. And thank you for having me on the show. See you, Ralph. See you. Can you believe that? What a weird thing. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's a weird thing.

All for streaming in. It just seems bizarre. It seems like that couldn't, how can one state tell the fucking, hey, if he comes into your state, you gotta turn him over to us. Really? And no like federal agency is involved, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like the Spicer fucking mayor, whatever, whatever county that is. Or it's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just be on the lookout. That guy Dick Mashton, he's saying that we eat buttholes. We don't do that. Can you arrest him?

Yeah. Maybe that's what'll put you in prison. Making fun of cops? In that specific, in that town. You fucked at the wrong town. I think we have more fans than that is in that town. Well, still. Yeah.

They got the butt eating cops in that town and you. Still. Yeah. They got the butt-eating cops in that town, and you're gonna, you know. Our fans eat butt for free. Scar, woman alert, something. Oh, big bouncy boob says, Trump won. You don't have to eat your book, congratulations. Oh, thank God. Well, you didn't have to eat the, yeah. And she sent a beautiful picture.

Yeah. Tits showing, I don't know. Oh, jeez. I'm just gonna tell you about it. I don't wanna do a beautiful picture. Tits are showing. Oh, jeez. I'm just going to tell you about it. I don't want to do a revenge porn. Yeah. I'm just telling you about the tits. Right. Bam.

Bam-a-rama. That's what I said. I said, I don't think this day could get any better. And then here it did. And it's been getting better for days. Woman alert. My first thought, it was a woman driver. Woman alert.

Let's see here. Woman alert. Da da da. My first thought it was a woman driver. Women alert. Let's see here. Women alert. Da da da. Uh... Okay. What do you have here, my friend?

A robot engineer. Oh, the Waymo. The self-driving cars. Yeah, they're... Well, it's not really a woman alert then, is it? They just get jammed up. Huh. Like, you can fuck with them, because you can jump in front of them.

And they have to stop. And they have to stop at the driving station. They'll learn. Um, oh, they're honking at each other. Okay. Look. These are self-driving cars honking at each other to move. They have road rage within like five minutes of existing. They're programmed to, you know, alert you, right?

But they're just in a parking lot with themselves. What a stupid fucking thing. What a stupid thing. Alright, does anyone want to call in? We're gonna do... Say something in the general chat room. If you want to call in. Okay, I'm gonna time you fuckers.

Prepare your comments for the call in. Don't... Rear Admiral... Fuckface, We'll talk to you first. Here we go Fuck face what's going on, bud? Unsupress unsuppress yourself We're talking about trying yeah, what's up, buddy? How you doing? Pretty good learning about this sex sex strike that's been going on for the last 24 years. It was me, but pretty good.

I guess, you know, I guess it wasn't me the whole time. Yeah. Now women are going on strike now. Yeah, they're going to start now. So, yeah. Yeah. I just wanted to say hi it's been a while since i called in that's true hey how you been pretty good uh yeah yeah uh just doing my normal shit i guess playing guitar mostly cool yeah god you filled that in before yeah right softball normal Yeah. Just my normal shit. Playing guitar.

Oh yeah. How have the whores been treating you? Terrible. Terrible? What kind of dates you've been going on? You were at the live show in Vegas. Remember we did that show in Vegas where we had the guys come up

and try to make those beautiful girls laugh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Vegas. Fuckface was there. He was doing one you weren't in, Minnesota. Yeah, I was No, I wasn't in Minnesota Right, it was okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know we met. Yeah, it was dope. Yeah It's been bad. The whores have been treating you badly. Yeah Dude, I mean, you know you always say it about how they're getting really, really fat and I never believed you. But I don't know if it's because I'm like reaching that age now, but like all the girls like around my age, it's like, damn, like the cracks are kind of starting to show.

I'm like looking around like they're fatter than ever. Like guys are fitter than ever. So it's kind of like, yeah, not really, not a great market out there. They're getting new cracks because they get roles and the roles form new cracks in their bodies. Yeah. Also scars going to call him, uh, put pressure on him to start making music again. Uh, normally I say that we need less music as most people's music is terrible, but he's actually really fucking funny and he just doesn't work on anything But if he's gonna sleep on mooch on my couch for a year to make music then I think he should at least fucking

Actually stick with it. He's pretty funny. He's sleeping on your couch right now No, he was like when I was living in Ohio. Okay. Let me talk to scar get out of here Have a good one better luck better luck next time with whores. Okay, Scar, where are you at? Yo. What's up, man? How you doing? I'm doing good. As a Mexican to another Mexican, how we feeling? How are we gonna party when we get deported?

Bro, we're feeling fucking dominant. Basically, the Mexican vote is the vote. You have to court, you have to court us or else nothing. We've basically replaced black people. Dude, I was just saying like the other day when I heard like that Kill Tony guy up on stage say that comment about Puerto Rico I was like oh yeah he just got the Mexican vote right there. Yeah, yeah, that was that kind of was shady. It was dumb.

It was dumb to do at that time. And I like that. Well, it's not because of Mexicans, it's dumb because of white women. Like when you say shit like that, then everybody's asshole clenches. And like, oh, I don't know. You're saying shit about like the Mexicans or Puerto Ricans are like yeah he's 100% right that's awesome there's garbage fucking everywhere but white people are like ooh I don't know man I don't know if that was the right time for that I don't think that's

appropriate man what if they just stopped picking all of our fruit and doing all of our menial labor that's all I'm saying is without are you as pissed off as me if I see one more if I said it last time go go I'm telling people they make they make Mexicans out to be the new-age slave imagine if I said well now there's no slaves now who got in dog it's just like it's the same shit you know they're the Mexicans pick fruit and stand outside a Home Depot. Yeah. There is no other culture. And they're voting. They're voting to get their own people deported.

Like, yeah, they're voting because they're the ones doing the work. Their kids are going to have to pay. Like, they understand the basics of labor supply and demand. And they always have. And they're the only ones who, Latinos, by the way, Latinos, the Hispanics are half white. Like, way Latinos the Hispanics are half white like the race of Hispanics Are half white that's what defines them as Spanish and they seem to be the only fucking race and they go entire world

Except for maybe the Chinese that understands the dynamics of labor pricing. It's so fucking crazy, and they always have Hey, I got a question. You know yeah, I always told people I was Mexican growing up. Do you have a problem? You got like a pretty Mexican last name. I do, too. But like people still didn't believe I was Mexican. Were you like like defined as white growing up? What I found is

Mexicans will let me be Mexican with them a little bit. Until you open your mouth. No, even then. They're like, we like that what you're doing. Like we like you, you're okay, you pass as Mexican. And white people are, white people will let me be white with them, but like overly educated white liberals will demand that I'm white.

Really? Yeah. They don't let me have any say in race shit at all. Like either of us. Because you express opinions that aren't in line with them. Yeah. I get it. And it's really, it's uncomfortable. I got you.

It's not uncomfortable. It's not not uncomfortable. OK, anyway. Yeah, what about you? What's been your experience? Oh, my experience has been pretty identical. Whenever I've been like around Mexican, especially my family, you know, I'm pretty much accepted. But if I was to be around like because I grew up in the valley.

Yeah. Central Valley. I I had a lot of trouble because they're the direct descendants of immigrants. So I'm not brown enough and I don't speak Spanish. I try to tell white people about it, both white. I wouldn't even say it's like white women. Just white people just are like, oh yeah, you're Mexican. And it's like, oh yeah, it's like, what are you also Cherokee to?

Like a comfortable percentage. Yeah, it's like, no. Yeah, that's where the race comes from. Native American. Yeah, yeah. I don't think people, yeah, that's where the race comes from. Yes. Native American. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think people understand the whole dynamics of what a Mexican is, but they really don't. Oh, what are you into? Yeah.

Yeah. A couple of them. Yeah. For Columbus, you ever heard of them? Whatever. But anyways, I'm real happy with the election. I feel like black people are more like, wary of my racial makeup too. Really? Yeah, in a way that white people aren't,

like more white people are like, oh well you're, you know, oh you're Mexican, oh that's great. Mexican's like, oh okay, whatever, like we'll take you too. But black people are like, oh, you're, we gotta be careful around you. Cause our shit doesn't work.

Like you're a, your own entity. Yeah. We'll try different like AB testing, you know, to figure you out. But anyway, that's just been one man's experience. Huh? I, I, I am really wondering how we're going to move all these Mexican women out when we deport them because they've just gotten far too large. We're gonna need a different kind of train man, like a bullet train or something.

We're gonna need a bigger barge. We're gonna need a bigger barge. Alright Scar, get out of here. They're saying ass about us. Yeah, we'll go fuck your stuff. Love you Sean. Smooches. Go do music. Yeah, go do music! I will go. I'm gonna try to. He put me on blast and I guess I guess I should do something Yeah, you gotta leave the couch at some point. What are you calling in on like a can or something? Yeah, I don't have my computer set up right now. I'm doing some cleaning and moving some stuff around so I don't know I'm like what do you mean? You don't have a computer. Oh

No, I have like a whole like set up with a microphone audio interface right now I just have my headphones in you sound like a musician now, you know, I got a whole other other setup. That's not that's all fuck And I got to get some more chords my XLR just fucking makes this awful sound How are the horse training you The whores have been treating me terribly if you've been reading chat. You know, but I've been doing my best. I've been doing my best. Which is bad.

Yeah, which is honestly worse than doing nothing at all. Why do I agree with that statement so much? I see ya! Better luck next live, you know, better luck next time. I'll make a song for the greatest problem. Either way, go fuck yourself. It was nice talking with you. See ya. Yeah, I see ya. Okay. That's so funny.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Alright, everybody. Thank you. Thank you for listening. Thanks for calling in. I hope no more people go to jail. Right. That's the Dick Show. Patreon.com slash the Dick Show. See you next... See you next Tuesday. Do you still have that uniform, Sean, that they're still...

What the fuck is that? I mean... It kinda looks like you.'s a you light resemblance That guy Viva Zapata Viva Trump Is that Reinhard Heydrich? Is it? Let's see. Presenting... Oh no. No.

No, no. No, this is a movie actor. Yes, you're right. That's gotta be a, yeah. Yeah. Why does Sean know who he is? They said, why do you know Reinhardudryk right off the top of your head? I well, I clearly, I clearly didn't.

Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump! I clearly didn't. Somebody sent this stuff in, I don't know what the deal is, it's Airborne AA? And they sent this... They sent this, I don't know what Airborne AA is in, but it's cool. I thought it was like a Alcoholics Anonymous, but it says AA and then it says Airborne AA isn't, but it's cool. I thought it was like an Alcoholics Anonymous, but it says AA and then it says Airborne. Is it someone working for the brand or something? I don't know, they sent this in,

they sent a bottle opener in. I don't know. They sent this cool. I don't know what any of that is. They sent Stein in, look at this. Like the hit pile of the thing. Look at that, all this stuff. The brand went right over my head for a minute.

AA. Yeah. Right. Right, it's a good brand. I'd go drink at a minute. AA. Yeah. Right. It's a good brand. I'd go drink at AA. And then somebody sent this in. Wait, isn't the brand AB? What? Were you making a white supremacy joke?

AA. Alcoholics Anonymous. What do you mean? Yeah, I know. But then you're like, oh, the brand. I thought you were talking about... I'm talking about the brand of this brand. This right here.

AA. AA. That brand. What are you talking about? White Supremacy. I don't know. No Sean, I'm Latino now. Yeah. It's AI face. Oh, they did an AI face swap.

They did. Of you with the Nazi guy. Part of it did look kind of like me. Little goofy. Yeah, too much like you. Let's see here. It's the eyes and the, yeah, I mean it's- Well, cause it's you. Let's see here. It's the eyes and the nose. Yeah, I mean it's... Well, cuz it's you. Yeah, yeah. It's an AI face swap of you. Look at that. That guy's

way better looking. Yeah. Yeah, looks a little... Man, I wouldn't want that guy looking... deporting me. Sharp dresser. Sharp dresser. Sharp dresser. Somebody sent this in. I think it might have been a mistake though. They were probably sending themselves stuff and they forgot to change the address. Oh that's a problem. It's like a dual grit a diamond whetstone. Oh so you can sharpening knives. Women are going to need this to defend all the rapists coming after them. 2025. I don't know. Thank you! If this was a gift, thank you! In a double leather jacket. If it's for you, you're not getting it back.

Yeah, if it's for you, I hope you filed a complaint for a lost package. Obviously. AA, I don't know. Oh yeah, somebody sent this in. This is cool, like a whiskey glass. Look at that. It's nice of you to think that I would, um... A Glen Caron glass? Drink whiskey that would fit in a glass this small.

You have the whiskey you drink fits in a bottle. I had to pay $34 for a wild turkey glass. That is a whiskey glass, huh? Oh, Airborne! More Airborne! What the fuck? You better figure out what that is before authorities come after you or something. I don't know what that could be. It is Airborne, Airborne, Airborne, okay.

Cool, thanks. Thanks, I think. 34 bucks for a bottle of wild turkey last night. Oh, really? And the guy looked at the bottom and he was like, oof. When he gave it to me, I was like, come on man, 34 bucks. How much has that gone up? We just got Trump in, it's still 34 bucks?

How much has that gone up over the years? When I was a kid, it was $17. Wild Turkey was that cheap? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Oh, fuck.

I've got what Maddox was doing on the election. Let's, let's play it next week. Okay. We got time. Yeah. I was playing a couple of these. Sorry. It's late.

Uh, okay. Here we go. Sean, man, I know you were fucking around, but please do a guitar talk on the history of the steel guitar. The steel guitar is the fucking coolest instrument in my opinion, and nothing can make a man want to drink like the moan of that fucking thing. When you get playing that, going across, it almost gets you drunk by itself. Please do talk about it. Yeah, I will. You like it or against it? Are you do talk about it. Yeah, I will. There's some interesting-

You like it or against it? Are you pro or against it? No, it just has a very interesting history. Oh, really? Yeah, in how it's been used by different groups over the years. Why don't you have like a guitar museum? Why don't you be like a docent for a guitar museum?

Hmm, that would be kind of cool. Have to meet somebody with a guitar museum first and take it over Yeah, yeah, I don't know. There's not too you know. They're all it's private. You know there's really private collectors and stuff I don't know there's guitar museums. I I'm you know I'm sure but a lot of a lot of them are owned by a particular manufacturer There's like a Martin Museum. This Gibson mm you know. Yeah, it would be neat. Cause I love the lore of that shit, I really do. Yeah. Hey, Dick, I got a woman alert here.

Okay. So I'm very allergic to shea butter, can't have it, nothing in lotions or deodorant and anything like that. And my girlfriend's gonna hand me a bottle of lotion here, I've never seen it before. And I'm like, make sure it doesn't have shea butter in it. Cause if it do, I'm gonna burn, my hands are gonna start burning and start on fire. And you know, I've never seen it before. And I'm like, make sure it doesn't have shea butter in it. Because if it do, I'm going to burn, my hands are going to start burning and start on fire. And, you know, I'm going to fucking lose it. She says, no, no, I read the ingredients. This is fine. Well, she puts it on my hand and about five minutes later, I break out and hide. Yep. From the shea butter, which I asked specifically if it was in there or not.

She says, I read the ingredients and I turn it over at the bottom, look at the ingredients. Someone called Shea Butter. Right on the front. Shea Butter. And she claims she read it as Shea Butter. Oh my God! Now I don't know what Shea Butter is, but I lost it. Definitely not Shea. That's all I got. That's clearly S-H-A-Y.

You put it on your hand? You had Shea Butter. Why do you have lotion? I don't know what your skin's complaining about. I think she put it on your dick. Have you ever asked a woman for lotion? For hands or no? Have you ever asked a woman like

give you lotion in a non-sexual way? I don't think so. Me either. What's going on here? Hey honey, can I get some of that lotion? For my elbows or something? Suspicious to say the least. Okay here.

Oh yeah, that's a good one. Hey, Dick. Watching last week's show, I just had a really minor correction. Congratulations on the, well, to both you and Sean and everyone listening on being able to be a fan for the next four years. The minor correction I had is on Michael J. Fox joke. I know you're the comedian, but you should have said, yeah, I told him about your joke and he started shaking with rage.

That was mine. Oh, he wanted you to follow up. On the show deck, Smootches and Sean, double Smootches if he did a guitar talk today. I'll do it next week. Okay. For sure. Uh, people are going to other shows and say smooches for Sean. You're kidding. No.

Christ. Just what I don't want. Uh, uh. Boys. We did it. We fucking did it. I ain't ever coming down. I'm never coming down But today my girlfriend learned if you if your girlfriend learned something today

Tell us tell us about it send it in Today my girlfriend learned that babe Ruth is not black Believed that he was black because he saw a Baby Ruth candy and figured it must be named after someone important like the first black baseball player. 32 Ds, don't fuck yourself. Ah, yeah, that's about right. There's always, there's been speculation

for a long time about maybe he had a black ancestor, but there's never been any proof or anything That's not what she was she had nothing to do with that. She came to light, but yeah. She was just like oh the candy bar They must have named that after the first black guy that played baseball. Yeah, I mean, that's a Would you eat a Jackie Robinson bar? I mean Jackie's bar a Jackie bar. Jackie bar. Would you eat that? I wouldn't eat anything called a Jackie bar Jackie bar would you need anything called a Jackie

bar okay here's an update oh Sean Sean Sean Sean or sweet baby Sean thanks for the advice on the guitar I probably will go ahead and do the ice man cool everybody Everybody else has been saying I should probably kick out whatever the Explorer. But the example that you gave was Paul Gilbert. I'm surprised you didn't go for Paul Stanley because Paul Stanley does play an Iceman. Paul Gilbert, he plays a fireman. Here we go. Here we go.

I'm not going to add that stuff in guitar stuff. Kind of invert it so the weird arm thingies on the top instead of the bottom. Oh, okay. I'm not a KISS fan in any way, shape, or form. I know everything about guitars. Fucking wacky Sean over here. Oh, man oh man. What a fail. What a guitar fail. Can't believe it, man. I've never owned an Ibanez. You're asking other asking what kind of, you're asking other men what kind of guitar

to get you gay ass. What are you talking about? So it's reverse. So did he say fireman? Like I happened to see during COVID, Paul Gilbert, like a live Paul Gilbert thing that was cool. And it was like, that's just what I remember it looked like. But I couldn't remember, if you remember correctly,

I wasn't even sure if it was an Ibanez or a Dean. Like that's how little I know about like 80s, like shred guitar type stuff, you know? Cause I just don't care about that stuff. I started playing a saxophone last week. Yeah, I know you got a- Pretty crazy. Yeah.

All the like buttons and stuff. Fucking crazy. Like how does this thing work? Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, it's fun though. So he's gonna do the ice man Okay, well at least you know at least you at least you solidified that that thought smugly Yeah, cuz I mean but explorers are you know, everybody knows an explorer Yeah, you know, I'm pretty glad the Trump won everything but Why do I just not expect very much to change for the better? Yeah, no matter what cuz you know what I do Come on. I mean, I think the reason that

People like a guy like Trump and think he's gonna change shit Anyway is the same reason that shit is fucked up. The same reason everything sucks is created like a black hole of shit to suck everything into and now you need Trump to get you out of it. They're the same thing. Or not, I don't know. The problem is that people just are dumb. Conflicting. Somebody conflicting. You can explain all of the grift and how they're getting stolen from and the just uh... The corruption and nonsense for like a month.

Yeah man. Been a month explaining exactly how people are getting fucked over. All it would take is some other guy to come in and be like, Hey, it is what it is. And they'd be like, Fucking YENNA! This guy! This guy knows what it is! He knows! Just fuck it all. The deeper you look, the more depressing it gets.

You have permission to hope and be disappointed. It's not gonna hurt any more than knowing it's gonna fuck up and watching it fuck up. Oh, it'll hurt more if you really start to believe in the hope. You can still... you can still believe it's possible. Trump has been synonymous with America since the 80s. There hasn't been, I mean, he's been famous. He's been a celebrity. He's been, Trump is the, Trump is the, Trump has been surfing the, the fraud of the Fed

and the continuing lower interest rates for the last 50 years for his entire life. He has surfed, Trump has surfed the Ponzi scheme of the Federal Reserve from the 70s until now, making more and more money just because interest rates went from like 15% to zero. And there is nobody else who knows what the scam is. Maybe it's not, maybe he's not gonna do shit, maybe he'll get stumped by a bunch of fucking neocons and zyocons or whatever.

But all that matters is that we keep fighting and clawing every single step of the way. Fuck hope, give up. But vote. But vote still. Don't even do that. No, do vote. You gotta vote. Especially don't do that. You see how mad these whores are? Thinking to shave their heads and get tattoos and stuff?

That's what you're voting for. You're voting for... They're voting for- Shave their heads and get tattoos? They're shaving their fucking heads, dude. The women are shaving their heads and getting blue ribbon tattoos, like they're the biggest, like they're the fattest heifer at the county fucking fair. And Trump's got blocks that he has to stand on

because he's so fat, he's leaning forward. I talked to my parents yesterday and my mom goes, I love that JD Vance and I said get the fuck out of. Yeah. Sometimes people just get old enough to where they just kind of don't know what's going on. She's on Nebraska.

No, he's exactly, no, no, no, her reason I said what the fuck is wrong with you and she goes, well he always answers the question. I'm like, he does. That's our standard. He does. He answers, if you ask him a question, he'll give an answer our standard. He does. He answers. If you ask him a question, he'll give an answer. He doesn't know enough to fucking not answer it.

But he answers it. You ask everyone else, like, what do you think about, you know, abortion, nine month abortion? Well, I was raised by a middle class. No, he'll go, I don't like nine month abortion. I don't want it. It just gives an answer. That's what, that's where we're at. Why do you like that guy? Well, when you ask him a question, just gives an answer. That's what, that's where we're at.

Why do you like that guy? Well, when you ask him a question, he gives an answer about the thing. What do you think about his answers? I don't know. He just gave it. He gave the answer. That's all I give a shit about.

Okay, goodbye everybody. See ya.