The Dick Show - Episode 436

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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I'm just glad we're done with the pleasantries, because I don't like them. You don't like pleasantries? Yeah. Yeah, not your thing, I guess. No. Wait till you see how many fuck-ups we're going to have next week. What's next week? After I replace everything in this computer.

Oh, man. Ooh, baby. Live show, start, and wait forever. Scene. Probably need to do that, what, once a decade? Just change everything out. Yeah, that's the goal. I'm just cursing myself for having spent so much money

once every 10 years on a new computer parts. We set all of this up every week for Mint in a different place for no reason. And it doesn't take this long. No, it might take longer some days. Depends. You know what I gotta ask my dad? Yeah.

I'm sure he'll have some good ideas. Can you turn Riley down a little tiny bit? I need to ask my dad the secret of making everyone feel too afraid to talk when something is going wrong. Because when I was a kid and something would be going wrong for him, all of us would be quiet and terror. When something goes wrong in here, no one feels that. And I feel as though I've failed as a man somehow.

You know what I mean? No, I love talking during problems specifically. If I can get really bold with it, I'll narrate the problem. Johnny's joking. Johnny and Sean are making the same joke at the same time. Yeah, we have the same sickness. Ah. You know, you guys were up there for... I know, a while.

...talking about audio shit. I don't even think Johnny was all the way in the door... No, he wasn't. ...before he started going in here like weird mind link of audio engineer shit. He started it. Right. He started it. Right. He started it. He walked in and started talking about- The door latch was like stopped right on the edge

of clicking in. It wasn't even all the way shut, because Johnny was stopped mid movement to talk to you about audio shit. Remember at the Vegas show, like we came down from, there was like a little stairs that we came down to go on the bar.

I think I got about a third of the way down the stairs and stayed there for like an hour because people caught me on the stairs. I never made it down to the fucking floor. Yeah. You at live shows, you talk to one guy. And I don't move the rest of the night. Was it first to have, we went to that bar after

and Sean was in the Sean line. Yeah. There was a Sean corner where people lined up and then- Oh come on this fucking thing. On the other side of the venue was the dick one, so. Uh, I'm gonna put the merch next to you next time, Sean. Let's see what, see how that works. Hold on, I gotta try to, I gotta try to fix this goddamn Vimeo thing, cause everyone hates Rumble for a good reason.

Yeah. Um, but I never know where to get this. We're post-election, so we're done with Rumble, right? Yeah, yeah. I think Rumble's even done with Rumble. Oh, really? They don't care anymore. Yeah.

Who are they selling ads to now, Sean? Yeah, they're a good one. They turned it over to RFK. Gotcha. He's selling iodine tablets. Perfect. Okay. Riley, it's selling iodine tablets. Perfect. Okay. Riley, it's great to have you in the studio.

It's cool to be here, you know? I was hoping I'd be here under better circumstances, like a more interesting crime. Oh yeah, okay. Right? Yeah, more interesting crime. Something that would last longer. This only lasts the shelf life of the Rippaverse.

And if he's not a topic anymore, then I can't laugh about what I'm doing. Look at all these cables. So I hope you get a chance to commit that crime Well, you imagine like if I if I tripped Ben Shapiro What kind of crimes like pig blood related? Do you have any self-defense pepper spray? Liberating oppressed cats? That's a crime. I don't believe in self-defense. Oh, okay. I think that if you're out there fucking with people, you should let them hurt you. Oh, I thought you were talking about preemptive strikes. No.

That's what I believe in. No, he believes in, he's a pacifist. Yeah, yeah, I don't fight. Like Gandhi. Not even preemptive strike, preventive strikes. That's even more offensive. Sean, you can't be doing that. I'm an anti-violent person.

Good. I've never committed a violence before. You're talking right now. This isn't the Pantheon Legal Group speaking through me. I read your motion to quash. For those of you who don't know, Riley is currently on trial for life. Criminal hurting of feelings of a black man. You know, before Trump was elected, really, you upset or perturb black people in any way, and the FBI would come after you.

Yeah. Walker, Texas Ranger brought you in, brought you to justice for criminal hurt feelings. Now, this is the first, as I understand it with my research, you are the first person to be charged under this new cyber harassment law in Texas. Is that true? Yes, they had a law, they had a law for battered wives. So it's like, you know, women were getting harassed by men, men are trying to, you know, harass them at work

and at home and on the internet. And then they said, well, little kids are killing themselves because of the harassment. We're gonna make this law stronger. And they just did it, and Eric July is the first case of this law being used against our man Riley over here for his criminal scissoring. What, I mean, can he go to like his home state again?

I mean, let alone his neighborhood? Look, I'm sure- I don't know! Can you actually ever go home when that's your legacy? Is he allowed to talk like that anymore? He has to talk to a weatherman now. Well, hello, I'm Eric July. Yes, I used to be a gang banger. Yes. Anyway. If he goes to Oak Cliff now, what are his concerts, his backwards concerts gonna be

like? He's gonna have to spell it with an S backwards, backwards Okay That's what I'll ask for in court I'll say change it to an S Change it to an S and I'll drop it all over the world Are you fucking kidding me that Vimeo just doesn't work yet again? I gotta fix this shit next week

I'm fixing it next week Or I'll show my bare ass On the internet That's my promise You've done internet. That's my promise. You've done way worse. That's my promise to you. All right. What's worse than that?

Presenting Dick. Oh. Dick. Dick. Dick. Oh, okay. Look at you, you look great. Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick.

Oh. Best year of my life. Yeah! Welcome to Dick. You want Dicky, you need Dicky, you love Dicky, you've got it! It's a show from the contest, give me a laugh from Mountain Bunkie Deep in the heart of the city, failure of me host, Dick Mash, the 20 million dollar man joining me. So always this world touring LA based comedian, Sean the audio engineer. Hello, Dick. What's up, buddy? How are you?

Joining us in studio. Just great. Didn't wait for an answer. In studio. I mean, I can tell by your paws. That again. engineer hello dick what's up buddy how are you joining us great it's too late for an answer it's yeah I mean I could tell by your paws that again I know how bad you're doing by your paws yeah not as psyched about the RFK about getting

the fluoride out of the water are you oh I think they just he just mentioned that he's gonna institute a DEI department. David Duke's gonna run it. What does any of those letters stand for? And I'll give you a thousand. Here we go. Da da da da da da da da da. Oh, diversity?

You think so? Yeah. Joining us also, special guest in the studio this week, Riley. Hello, yeah. How you doing? Clipa of the Clipaverse, if you know me from there. Clipa. I wish I was convict clip of the day, but unfortunately

I'm still free so you want to go to prison Look in jail. I don't have to have my girlfriend around that was cool. Yeah, they just let me watch TV seemingly in County So that's right. You were in there for two days weren't you yeah? Bring me longer than Nick Reketa. Yeah, okay the food they bring me is not... That's longer than Nick Ricada. Yeah. Okay. I'm a hardened criminal compared to Nick, but Ralph still got me. Ralph is still beating me. You guys have a lot of... My friends have a lot of problems with the cops. I know. Jesus.

You live in the funny state. We're not allowed to make fun of people in the rest of the country. I guess not. You're not allowed to be mean online. You're not allowed to fight with people. Yeah. You're not allowed to do cocaine in a non-cocaine area. Yeah. It's bullshit. Huh. Your safes have to be hidden very well in Minnesota.

He had a decoy safe. You know? That sounds like a Maddox thing. He was always ahead of the curve with that. I met somebody at one point who had a decoy wallet. Really? Unironically. Yeah.

Yeah. I just thought that was interesting. Well, as it turns out. Someone's doing it. We got to get into your case. Yeah. Well, so on the statutes. The first butthurt case of what county is it in? It's in Collin County in Texas.

OK. Oh, that's a bad one. Yeah. Apparently, they're pretty strict. Apparently, in some counties around there, I would have had this just thrown out, but in others I might be actually facing jail time. So, Texas is real hit and miss. I thought Texas was like anything goes and you shoot people. This is what Joe Rogan keeps saying. He doesn't mean it's true.

I'm pretty sure you can say a lot of things to a black guy in LA and you nothing will happen to you I mean you go way over the line talking about saying I'm gonna shave your shoulders online and shit like this Yeah, it's gonna be an interesting case. Well, you said with the motion to quash There's two or three statutes languages being mixed together Okay, the charging document in what's called the information. That should be like, that should alone be fucking ridiculous. Ebonics, English. Your honor, what we think this man meant was he felt threatened.

Usually you don't mix statutes like that on one charge. I don't know what that means. You can take like the language from a statue. I live in California, we don't have any sort of law here. No statutes. So the one about it's annoying, I'm annoying him. That's different from the one where about social media posts. They're two different like laws.

My god. And they mix it together like that's a clever way to build a law. They're like, oh, yeah, let's mix and match them and now he's guilty of this because I'm not guilty of any thing. You're not guilty of anything! I didn't do anything. So this is, I don't even want to get into this yet because I wanted to talk about my Sean, you don't you don't know anything about this Riley, but Sean you, you know, you know It's I the euphoria of the Trump win was cut off

at was was chopped right off at chopped off at the kneecaps really on Friday oh it was and our innocence died oh when Mike Tyson oh was very old through the fight I'm gonna say I can't I'm not ready to say he was very old soon I looked on Thursday I was telling you I looked on Thursday I was like oh let's see what like Tyson I'm sure there's some footage of him recently sparring or something. I went, oh, his feet are in concrete. I go, oh, he's, and then I read 14 ounce gloves

and I go, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, attacking the bat, attacking the trainer. People think he was the same guy as when he did that exhibition against Roy Jones and looked very good, did not look 54. He looked every bit of 58. That's what happens. You get old real quick.

It's not a linear thing. No, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear any more old guys saying how old you get, okay? You guys are loving this. Everyone at 35 is on the internet. Oh, well, age comes at you. Age comes at you.

God damn you, Iron Mike. I'll tell you what. Come on, you should have left on a stretcher, you fuck! Where was that guy? I've defended your rape for 20 years! There was a lot to love about that because it really showed how bad Jake Paul actually is. Yeah. Well, he had trouble hitting him. It made me. You know what I said afterwards? I didn't even want to say it.

The girls' fight was the best fight of the night! No! Zero defense! Defense free! That was the best part about it! Every punch thrown landed! Every headbutt thrown landed! They looked like hamburgers! It looked like Rocky, or it looked like the original Rocky! With both of them afterwards! I'm like, what is this? The good fight was the Ramos Barrios fight. Like if you wanted to watch actually like pretty damn good boxing.

But the women's fight was super entertaining. Oh god. And then I was like, the only thing I saw... The amount of cope I was doing after the first... He came out and it was boom! And I was like, he's dead. Jake Paul's gonna get his fucking head knocked off. And then he never threw another one of those punches

and he never will again. That was the last Tyson punch I saw him throw one overhand right in the first round I didn't see him throw another right hand the entire night He kept he was done he he slipped came up with a hook, but he was too slow He couldn't pull the trigger and Paul was fucking five feet away from him the whole night I had a I had a Mike Tyson face tattoo on a temporary one. You did? I had all my Trump shit on. I was like, this is it. This is gonna...

It's every day is better than the last. I had spent the previous day gloating and demeaning political rivals and rubbing in their losses on PKA in front of hundreds of thousands of people. You know, real gangster stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real online gangster stuff. Nobody sues you for hurt feelings. I'm in California.

Right, untouchable. I'll do whatever I want. Untouchable. All right. You're Jake Paul in that fight. You are not getting hit. Oh! I'm sorry.

Here's my angle on this. You guys don't know what it's like for us. Here's my angle. You don't know, you didn't grow up with Tyson, like we did. I grew up with the looming ideal of Mike Tyson. And now, I and everyone else thinks that we can beat up Mike Tyson. I know!

It's going to be a real cultural problem for us. Because I now think I can beat him up because I know that Jake Paul is doing a fitness beauty routine, and that I can beat him up. So now I think I can beat up Mike Tyson. That is what I thought. That's so fucked up. Afterwards, I'm like, can I beat up Mike Tyson? No way. I think that you probably Tyson. That is what I thought afterwards. I'm like can I beat up Mike Tyson? No way. I think that you probably could. I think Jake Paul

He put on like an extra like 20. He looked like he was on like the like the Anabolic fat ass diet or something. Yeah, he did look like that. I've heard of that diet. They're just silicon muscles. They weren't real. It's all a joke. He was slow as fuck man. And then Logan Paul after Mike's like I'll fight you and he goes I'd kick your ass I'm like just the dismisses just dismissed. I'm like nothing He's a WWE superstar man. Oh Mike Tyson doesn't have a chance against Logan. Oh I was I was so distraught the next day in this world. I didn't even shower I got up to do a community garage sale and I'm walking around drinking a beer

Smelling of piss. Reeking of piss. You think it's gonna be like Creed now? Cause we got Rocky, he's gonna have to get a minty to train to come back and fight for him. Stallone's looking scary these days, all fucking roided out on Tulsa or whatever the fuck he's doing. That guy like his face is melting off. He looks like the thing from Fantastic Ford for that guy's gotta stop the fucking juice I'm going house to house for this community garage. Yeah, juice. He's got to stop the Jews. Yes hit juice hitlers. Yeah sly Hitler SS Sean

So I've been next when Tisle shoot right to the Jews Yeah, yeah, Kanye will shoot you see Nick Fuentes waste shoot. Right? To the Jews? Yeah, yeah. Samper Kanye will shoot. You see Nick Fuentes waste that fat lady with pepper spray? No. What do you mean, no, like that? It's funny. I don't see anything Nick Fuentes does. Then he kicks her down the stairs, Sean.

Kicks her down the stairs. 300 style. This woman showed up to Nick Fuentes' house. Is she gonna smack him or something? Like Riley was threatening to do to Vito. Nick Fuentes opens the door and just blasts pepper spray in her face She freaks out then he kicks her down the stairs Gotta have the sunglasses if you're gonna go to people's houses

Yeah, I mean That's funny She obviously showed up to harass him right? Mm-hmm Yeah, well I need him She showed up with a napkin tucked into her neck And she had a fork and a knife Sean, she missed the doorbell when she goes to her

Oh yeah She's so anxious No way really? She's so nervous it's not easy She like slips past the way So when she was filming it or somebody else was filming it She was filming it herself She was like oh didn't do it

I've been there What do people think, you know, that's see the difference is though I think you know what could possibly happen if you show up to somebody's private property HAHAHAHA Well Nick actually owns that house what could possibly happen if you show up to somebody's private property. Well, Nick actually owns that house. Whatever. Here we go, here we go. She's a fat, angry feminist, as if there's any other kind.

I want you guys, while watching this, to remember that he could probably beat up Mike Tyson with these same moves. You know, I'm going around the neighborhood with my Mike Tyson tattoo on. I'm listening to this, like, the fruitiest guy in the world explaining why we need journalism now more than ever. And I'm like, you know what, I don't even enjoy this. Dude. Like, ordinarily, I would just be like, you know. We were driving through El Paso.

They took the circus away from you. You took the circus away from me. Mike, you did it. We were driving through El Paso when that fight happened and we stopped at a hotel to watch it in the lobby with a group of really excited Mexicans and you could see them deflate throughout the night. Cause everybody, I mean Jake Paul is good

at like getting everybody to hate him. That is he is the, he's the heel. So everybody's like, yo, he's gonna, he could knock his head off. Tyson took a fall. There's all this evidence. There's more evidence than there is with the 2020 election. He was biting his gloves and there was nodding.

It was obviously rigged. And he obviously took the fall, okay? Well, in boxing, that is not far-fetched. Very common. I can't believe it. We got a payday, but man, Mike, did you leted. Very common. I can't believe it. We got a payday, but man, Mike, did you let us down. Okay, here's Nick Fuentes.

What are you doing? Wait, wait, wait. Here, here. Jesus. Watch this. Did she topple over? Yeah, watch. See her fat finger? I mean, she must have weighed like seven or 800 pounds. Let's see.

Let's see. What? Damn it. I did it again. I'm just going to let it play on the loop. What?! Ah, damn it. I did it again. I'm just gonna let it play on the loop. God damn it! God fucking damn it! Everybody putting it- Fuck that guy. I hate it when you just can't get the fucking unadulterated video.

Yeah. We used to have reposts, now we have- Hi! Um- Yeah. Hi. Oh! Well that's gonna be a video too, it's long. You think? We used to have reposts, now we have... Yeah. Hi. Hi. Well that's gonna be a video too. What are you doing? You think?

The woman but... The same guy! The same guy! Who is this guy? You clicked from his short to his long dick. I don't know. I don't care anymore. Uh...

Well pro tip for her, if you're gonna do this, you take one of your four lesbian friends and they hold the camera for you. You start recording before you get to the door. That way you have some time to cut on the beginning and end and it'll help you in your legal case. Put some shades on. Right, you go up there, you need the shades, okay? And when you hit the doorbell, you have to hit the doorbell. That's really important to the comedic effect hitting.

You need some NBA goggles, like from the 80s. Yeah, like Rambester. Yeah, or Kareem or anybody. You need to think that you're going up to talk to a spinning cobra. Like Nick's just sitting there waiting and watching for some minutes. Yeah, he's probably looking out at the people.

That's so awesome to me. Like he's pulling blinds and all. Oh no, for sure, yeah. Let's get him. Johnny probably knows this. Didn't Major James Keenan from Tool, didn't he wait for people to come up and shoot people with a paintball gun?

Like all hot, like, sweet, dial up? The singer from Tool. At his house? Yeah, like anybody who came on his property or anybody who would want to interview him or anything like that, if he didn't know they were coming, he'd just open fire, like just fucking just tack him in the face with a gun.

How important to announce who you are, what you're doing there. Yeah, totally, but it was just- Like Tom Rhodes from the Channel 9 News. Yeah, yeah. Hi, uh, uh. Yeah, I'd, it was just like Tom Rhodes from the Channel Nine News. Yeah, yeah. Hi. Yeah, I don't know what she can what she expected. I'm sure she wasn't there just to say like, hi, welcome.

They're getting blasted, man. It's been it's been a year of dogs can't play basketball. And now after this, everybody's like, well, Nick's got even that's assault. Nick's going to jail. Nick's going to jail. Like, it's not going to jail. Everyone's going to jail Nick's going to jail. It's not going to jail Dogs can't play basketball. We don't care what the rulebook says anymore. What's the dogs play basketball thing? Okay, that's that's the meme. That's the meta online liberals have spent the last like election cycle going The rules say dogs can't play basketball

And Trump's like just like is the dog playing basketball essentially, while the airbud is ducking on and over and over? What is, yeah, okay, I gotcha. Well, what it is, you gotta deal with what it is. What it is. Be like it, yeah. You don't think it'd be like it is, but it do. Are you nervous?

No. No, you're not, because you're innocent? He's already a hardened criminal. Yeah, I'm completely innocent, yeah. No, Mark and James from Pantheon are great lawyers. I'll probably get one of them to call in and talk about the case. Oh, really? Yeah, cuz he's not adverse to it. Yeah, I think you'd have fun with that That'd be awesome because I mean I know I know a little something about

the subs from the prosecutor's side knowing prosecutors in LA and This seems like one of the most embarrassing fuck-ups It's like if they tried the Rosa Parks case But instead of Rosa Parks they went with the first one that they had you know if they they went with like a white guy like A fat white guy in blackface like okay We're here trying the civil rights case and it's like instead of the nice Rosa Parks is a I'm saying it's a bad Case to put through for a criminal cyber harassment law

Statute you got a whatever you know precedent for the rest of time whether even if even if the Say that the law is good. You've got to pick the proper vehicle. Yeah, you can't I see I don't even know what? I'm not this is something they these are this is this is I'm not Timothy McVeigh like that'd be nice for them. Yeah, sure I was like a like a psychopath now what happened was I know it I know this is this the city or state bringing charges against you or is this Eric July? How do there was a warrant sworn out against me because I was found to be reasonably Potentially breaking the law this law right? That's what the warrants sworn out against me because I was found to be reasonably potentially breaking the law, this law, right?

That's where the warrants were out. Yeah. And Eric was the named, is the victim. Right. He reported it basically. So he's, when he says he's not the prosecutor or the jury or the judge or the guy who's the mayor of Texas. Oh yeah.

Eric had a great- What he means is he's the witness. Eric's, Eric clarified it for everyone, you know. Oh, he did. Yeah, he said, I'll be not the prosecutor, nor the police, nor the... He listed all the things he's not in the case, like the defendant, the plaintiff, the... Witness and claimant. Except for what it is that he is. Not the defendant for once. Right. So I mean, he could just not want to appear, but then they would maybe make him appear. Well, you get subpoenaed.

Well, you can't just do all this shit and then like walk, oh, but I don't want to participate anymore, can you? I mean, the best case scenario is if he does really, really not want to participate anymore, then maybe there's just no case and it gets dropped on their end, but they would have to like find me in a state. They've already. This is all from showing up and staying outside

of his thing and staying where they told you to stay and talking It's not even that it's for tweets made between two weeks of time that I was traveling from Kentucky to the biggest problem live show I'm hanging out with Ben from drunken peasants That fucked up yeah Yeah, it's a it was always rolling. Well rolling but what happened? I don't know. We just lost the headphone feed for a minute. Oh, just the headphones. I need to replace this. So, we're on that two-week road trip. Just Mint just had a viral tweet, and we bought a car.

We bought a cherry red Prius. Off a tweet? Yeah. Mint's here, by the way. Looking wonderful. Boobs. Okay, there she is. I needed to clear my throat. Hello. How are you? Good job. Boobs. Okay, there she is. Yes. I needed to clear my throat. Hello.

How are you? Good job. How do you feel about your man maybe going to the, the pokey and being molested by a chair? As soon as he was in cuffs, I was like, Oh wow. Eric July is done. That was my immediate reaction. Yeah.

What do you mean by that? Well, I was like, this is a really bad look. Yes. Yeah. Yes. No, you can't have any credibility. You see that ripitard that was crying about me today who it turned out he was a convicted child molester? Oh man.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. One of the dumb ones is always the loudest. He went to prison and he goes, I didn't go to prison for that. Like, okay, that's... Well, you guys are way too into the prison jail. You guys, you convicts are way too

into the prison jail thing. No one gives a fuck about the difference except you. You guys, you convicts are way too into the prison jail thing. No one gives a fuck about the difference except you. You could get convicted and like buy your way out of the sentence. You're still gay because you had gay sex in prison or jail. We don't care what you told yourself. It doesn't fucking matter. Prison jail is the same fucking thing. It's like the clip magazine guys. Anyway, what were you saying? It's a bad look for him. Yeah, he's a libertarian, anarcho-capitalist, and this is none of those things that they believe in is to call the police on somebody for tweets online.

You think when this is all done and through, Tim Poole's gonna be inviting Eric back again? Because I noticed he hasn't been on Tim Poole in a while. Tim Poole has to work on his family. He's got to see what sun. What's going on with him? He decided to give up being the worst podcast host in the world and decided to be the worst dad in the world. Well he fired all of his friends, moved them out of the studio so that he can have the kid in the studio. You know what? Tim Poole has that thing I was telling you my dad has.

Yeah. Where his shit started fucking up on his like last episode. His computer started fucking up and then he started like ranting about it and everyone was like dead silent. Like they were terrified of what he was gonna do. Well they depend on him for everything. They still apparently work for him. They just don't get to use the studio. I'm like that kinda sucks for you guys.

Oh that guy's so fucked up. Anyway. No we were, it's just the tweets I was making while driving across the country and back from the Biggest Problem live show. And one of those tweets was me saying, I'm in Plano, pussy. That tweet, a picture of me holding giant novelty scissors wasn't made in Plano. I don't know where places are in Dallas.

That can't be held against me legally. And then the time crisis or whatever Terminator Salvation gun toy I was holding, that was at a Dave and Buster's with Ben Pye up in Seattle. And so even on the face of that, they're alleging that I commit these crimes in Texas and I wasn't in Texas. So the prosecutor has to go to the judge? Yeah. Now they offered you a plea, right? They did offer me a plea. And you said no. Yes, and I can say the plea. Do you remember what it was? Oh, it was a to take a misdemeanor C charge, no contact, and three months of probation.

Probation? Yeah. Probation of what? I don't know. Hey, you can't mock for three months. Here's my... That's a death sentence for dick. Yeah, really.

Let's just kill him. What it is that is my contention with this though with a no contact is that Well you're innocent. I mean that's the start of it. But the allegation You mean like for real innocent? Yeah. I am for real innocent but the allegation clouds things right?

It's an unjust law. They cloud that tagging someone in public on Twitter is the same as DMing someone. That's sort of what they're asserting here. That's not. And it's not the same thing. If Vanity Fair reviews an Eminem album and the tweet tags Eminem, they're not sending it to him. So the audience can click through.

In my Hill videos, in my series of video content that I'm making for my audience, it's very entertaining. It's not for Eric to watch. In fact, I don't address Eric in most of my content. I talk about Eric in the third person. None of it has ever been for him to personally see. He talks about himself in the third person. I didn't go to the warehouse at night to see Eric.

I went to the warehouse at night to not see Eric. And I stood outside. Oh, you would have gone during the day. And I stood outside of the glass. I see. And was bees to not interact with Eric. And I stood outside of the glass and busbies to not interact with Eric. And when he and his employees were gathering near the door, I moved over here by the glass where they wouldn't be able to contact me. So at this point, I'm feeling harangued by him.

He goes online. You're the victim. He says things like that I'm smelly and that ruins business relationships that I have. Yeah, he did. Auto car rap next to his yeah He does he messed up your relationship with veto too. Yeah. Yeah, he totally he's ruined friendships He's ruined opportunities for mint salad because yeah He's gate kept her from things

You know so I'm feeling harassed by Eric July lately so you deny the plea and that means That the trial that the trial has to go Prosecutors abuse that all the time. Yeah, I just want you to say no they count on people Not being able to fight them because they have infinity money, you know at the government and and oh if I lose this appeal For a misdemeanor B would be 15k like to do it would be like a super expensive It's so dumb It's important though. Yeah, you can't get we can have precedent Yeah, you can't be making you can't have being making being made fun of I have to answer some questions We're all having right. I need to find out if this is constitutional. I need to find out if there's just no way

It's definitely not it's definitely not constitutional for adult men There's just no way. It's definitely not constitutional for adult men. Maybe for like, maybe for trans kids. There could be something like this, but this is like... Like to protect them from Noel posting about them every day. Yeah. But not to protect, you know, yeah, not the other way around though. This is so retarded. It's such a retarded law. I'm, I'm, uh, I mean, I hope you don't go to jail, but I am glad... I hope everyone starts going to jail for it. I mean, I hope you don't go to jail, but I am glad everyone starts going to jail for it

Should be funnier if I get in trouble Everyone's going to jail in trouble like Chris Bacon's taking all of Eric's fans to jail one by one He's gonna line them up in a paddy wagon and take them and they're not gonna get to buy any more comics from there They're gonna like your shit is like precedent in the future What if you get what if your thing destroys this law? It should. Yeah, it really should. There'll be no living with him after that. I don't even know what I have. Well, you know, I don't even know what I have that's interesting here. So much stuff happened this week. It feels like it feels like we're back. I don't know if you get that feeling at all.

Feels like we're back. We have that new retarded get that feeling at all. It feels like we're back. We have that new retarded border czar. Have you heard that guy? No, I have not. Oh man, that's the last guy you want to charge with a border. Oh really? If you're an illegal Mexican. Yeah, he uses D's instead of TH's.

Oh really? He sounds like Bill Dope Tree kind of. Okay. Oh yeah, Dope Tree, yeah, yeah. But like a psychopath. Got it. That's been fun. Good. We're bringing back tallow. Tallow, yeah. Remember that Yeah. Yeah, but like a psychopath got it. That's been fun good. We're bringing back tallow

Tallow yeah, that stuff. Yeah beef tallow. Yeah, remember that's my fries taste great. Yeah You guys are getting that again Remember this shit. No, oh That's why I'm talking to my nephews like you guys have no idea how You guys have no idea what the feeling you're gonna have is of getting things instead of only having things taken from you for 30 years. You're gonna only get things for 30 years. It's really gonna be... That'd be nice.

Starting with the fries. Yeah, starts with the french fries. That's Trump's priority. Starting with the fucking fries. Chris the Kiwi says he's calling in in 15 minutes. What the hell is going on today? Do you want to talk to Chris? Oh yeah. Let's do it. She's seen his penis. You have? Yeah.

Yeah. It's a penis. He sent it to her on email. What do you mean it's a penis? Oh, okay. It's a, yeah. Of average length. Here, let me play this clip from William Shatt. Chris, that doesn't mean much if you're listening later. She thinks my penis is of average length too. So... What does that mean? if you're listening later. She thinks my penis is of average length, too

So what does that mean? Not good things for Chris? Okay, here we go She's got a small mouth Jesus Christ So much yet it can make so much noise. Ain't that just the way it is? Yep, yep, yep. All the time. 24-7. Oh man, Eric, if you go to jail,

Eric Jilai is going to have a fucking field day, you know that? You have to win this. I'm going to win it. That's what I told Trump. There are so many win conditions. Okay, what are they? So you've got to understand, they have to prove all of their like eight points that they're proving. I read your motion to quash. They can't get rid of any of the, like they can't be like, well we got one or we got six

of them. You have to get all eight of them. And then they have to get all six of my jury. So, and I get to pick the jury. Oh you do? That's kind of how it, will we get to jury select and Well, yeah, there are demographics that Eric July is on tape disparaging consistently black people like women fat white guys oh

Okay, yeah, that's true. There is an abundance of in Texas, and if they happen to be there That would be fun for me. Okay then there's just the Nicrocata, like all my defense is public. I can kind of talk about my case because it just played out publicly. Nicrocata cross-examining Eric for me did wonders. So. Because he said he wasn't afraid and all this shit.

My lawyers watched that and they loved it. They were like, this is perfect. This is great that this happened. He asked, he interviewed Eric July and asked if you were like... Oh, you didn't know about this? No. Okay, so after... I mean, maybe I was told and I forgot.

Oh man, so I... I got... And this was like a while ago, obviously. I got real soft stuff. Nick's been busy lately. This was before the fall. This was before the fall or whatever. Yeah, yeah, sure. This is when Nick was still a respected pretend lawyer, internet lawyer and family man. Yeah, yeah.

Glad he took Latsu with him though. Because he really destroyed their credibility. Eric July was on some panel show on YouTube, talking to people. And I kind of bullied my way on. Like, oh, you know how I do it. Like, kill me on there, let me on there. I it like I'll kill me on there. Let me on there I'm being attacked. I'm being attacked. Let me on. Yeah, so I came on I poured myself a drink and I came on and I just started immediately

I was like, why are you you know, the why are you giving a why aren't you respecting Ethan van Sciver? He's a professional. You're a nobody the chat is saying that you're you look like a child. You're acting like a child I don't know why you called me the n-word Nobody, the chat is saying that you look like a child, you're acting like a child. I don't know why you called me the N-word three times. All I said was that your comics stinks and that you're a bad writer. You know, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. And then I started going in on everybody else in the panel.

So I left and Vito came in and started crying. They were calling him a pedophile. How long were you on for? I don't know, like 30 minutes? I was gonna, you could get that done in about a minute and a half. Oh yeah, I was like, well, why don't you explain, I was asking just impossible questions. I was like, explain the plot. Right. You know? Well, yeah. Explain the plot of your comic. Right. And he's like, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like, aha, see? Nothing. Um. Oh, it's bad. So then the next day he got so flust,

frustrated, frustrated by that. He demanded to talk to Nick Reketa on his stream. And then he came on and just made a complete ass of himself. Not unable to answer simple questions, confessing to charity fraud, like unwittingly. Like not really understanding how anything worked. Arguing about how trespassing laws work. And that's when he threatened to kill you. Yeah.

That's when he says, he's going to air me out in Texas. Which, by the way, for the record, my lawyer disagrees with that being a right in Texas. To shoot anybody? Well, criminal mischief is like, if you wake up in the middle of the night and you go downstairs

and there's a guy spray painting your living room or stealing your horses. Oh yeah. You can fucking shoot them while they're on their property. Yeah. Because if they get away, you're never gonna see that guy again. You can't prosecute him. These guys have like this idea that the law means something other than like what we would normally think it is. Right.

Like you don't think you can do that, do you? No. Okay. Well, then that's not what the law means, retard. Okay, here's Shatner explaining why, why, that he's surprised that Kamala lost. I don't know if this is... Oh, he's actually surprised? You know, I don't know. I don't know if he's just fucking around or like, what does he care, right? Tight bubble in space. It's just funny. Yeah, here's...

Here we go. Let me... And then I'll find what we're doing next. Shatner. Shatner on Marr. Bill Marr is bringing everybody on to like kind of test how retarded they are at this point. He's like 95. How fucking old is he? He looks great. Maybe he should box Tyson or Jig Ball.

That was a... The guy's gonna live forever. Oh man. Sean, I never felt like anything like that before. Yeah. No, why? It was like my first breakup. I don't understand why the Democrats lost. People will be writing books about it for years, many reasons. Part of it was, you know, just Biden should not have stayed on so long. That I understand.

But inflation, prices have come down, the economy is good. Not really. They keep telling us this, right? Not really. How's the, oh, crime sucks, like, nah, it's great. Oh, well, if everything's too expensive, nah, it's not expensive. It's the- All right, well, it's fluoride's poison, fluoride's fine.

Like, all right, well, I don't know, man. Why they voted against her. Well, I mean- Against the party. As, oh, well, I certainly could go on and on about that. Don't say the N word again. But basically, you know, people, she was not a great candidate, let's be honest. When she said, when they asked-

Why isn't she a great candidate? She combined several trends of thought here. Black, woman... That's not a candidate. Trains of thought? That's identity politics. That's one of the Democrats. Those are elements. You spent too long in the vacuum of space Why isn't she great? She's got everything black

Woman, they'll see everything else. Let's see the big board Like he's so he's so far around that it's like well, we can't say that. What do you mean black woman? Well, yeah black woman. That's why we ran her right yeah no you it wasn't supposed to be no yeah was I'm captain I know right I'm Bill Shatner I had the first interracial kiss on TV yeah I know what the people want black woman woman black black woman that's probably really important to him though Sean you're you nailed it yeah Yeah, that's what he's fucking famous for. He's a black woman because of it.

It wasn't supposed to be him. He bullied his way into it. Oh really? How? It was supposed to be, he had him rewrite it. So it was supposed to be Spock, I think. Oh, an alien. I think.

It's like a Japanese, isn't it? Don't quote me on that, but it's famous, often told like, you know, little thing about, you know, cause Shatner's notoriously difficult. And you know, that's just kind of his thing. I worked with him once, he was great. I was great. He was great.

You guys are like the same kind of guy though. Right. Probably, you know. Yes, exactly. Always talking about who should be running for. Both of your wives, I'm saying, would be like, you know, I don't trust this guy 100%. Yeah, yeah.

I might wake up dead if I get out of line. Just not a swim is all I'm saying would be like, you know, I don't trust this guy 100% Just not a swim is all I'm saying She was great, you know, yeah black woman she combined several trains of thought Yeah, it's interesting cuz I do believe both like that, you know, everything's great right now. But at some point, I was traveling the country all the time and fucking sucks everywhere. Yeah. But I get my hubcaps stolen in Knoxville now and I didn't used to. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Three years ago, Knoxville was okay. And now it is like crime is laxative. Dude, it's crime now. I looked up some crime stats. When you fuck with the way that they have over 40 years of, do we talk about this a lot, you know, of calculating inflation and stuff? Like that's like, no, it's like, it's like,

at the height, it was like over 18% in the last couple of years. Like it's fucking crazy. And that's what it feels like. Yeah. Okay, wait, I have another, let me get the John Oliver one. Let me, then I'll get the,

then I'll get the Kiwi in here. Oh yes, the Kiwi. We haven't talked to him in a long time. Or maybe you have. No we haven't because we usually, we record in the morning so we can't talk to him, you know? Yeah. Okay, John Oliver gives a rousing defense. Keep, keep, keep this up, you know?

Keep this shit up for, keep this shit up until the end of time. That's what I said. I know you can't stop It doesn't turn off the trans fucking circuit Whatever you guys tapped into like stop thinking that you like you didn't do anything wrong like yeah Obviously you obviously are completely incompetent Like as a party they're like they're totally bewildered that trans and sports is such a lightning rod

Yeah, it's like yeah Well, cuz it's like that's so obviously fucked that we know that well What else are you guys fucking around on right just like the M&M's like the brown M&M's or whatever green M&M's People just don't just people like just kind of average everyday people just don't like relate to like that You're like outraged over this perceived problem when there's about 100 things higher on the list of to-dos than that. Well, but it's also, I can't explain to, you can't explain to a normal, middle of the road,

normal person how tariffs are good or how to improve the economy, but you can say, you see that track shit with a little boy running against little girls? That's what they're doing to the economy. It's like, they're fucking that up, and they're fucking this thing up too. And they go, well, I mean, yeah, that makes sense. They're not unrelated.

Okay, here you go. On that one issue. And it was frustrating to see the Harris campaign fail to formulate a response. Especially because it's pretty easy to do. Watch, I'll do it for you right now. As we've discussed before, there are vanishingly few trans girls competing in high schools anyway. Even if there were more, trans kids like all kids

vary in athletic ability and there is no evidence they pose any threat to safety or fairness. It is very weird for you to be so focused on this subject. And finally, if you genuinely want to address the biggest concern for most girls who play high school sports yeah you'd be less worried about this and more about the creepy assistant volleyball coach who keeps liking their posts from fucking Instagram.

Wow! There's that focus back? Because men are dangerous. Wow! You better keep them away from those girls then! Hahaha! Wow! Really prestige to the self there.

Oh yeah yeah yeah okay Chris the Kiwi let's see what he wants. Let's see what he wants. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay Chris the Kiwi Let's see what he wants See what he wants. Yeah, call me. Yeah, he doesn't tell you what he wants to talk about No, of course not, but I have a whole ton of questions that people ask them. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay Hey Chris, okay, can you hear me? Hey Dax, how you going? You little fucker. I just called you Dax. Yes, I know you piece of shit. I'm paying you $100 for this disrespect. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, Sean's here.

Why would this go stale? Did you have go stones a long time ago? Oh, Kidney Stone? I guess it's because... Yeah, Kidney Stone. Like maybe like, I don't know, three, four months ago. What caused them? Too much sex he's having. I don't know. There's a... I think there's like a few reasons why they... like why they conform, but I don't know. I don't know what mine actually was.

There's fluoride in the water. Do you think it's like fluoride? Hey, what do you think RFK's fluoride stuff? Silver iodine? What do you think? Probably vaccines. Vaccinations, other than that. Are you vaccinated?

Yeah. Oh, it's probably that. They put, it's full of uric acid and calcium and stuff. COVID vaccine. Yeah. It's probably all the cokes that I drink. That's not good for you. calcium and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably all the cokes that I drink. Oh, yeah.

That's not, it's not good for you. Hey Chris, there's two very hot girls in studio today. There's Mint Salad and Dalish, Dirty Dalish. Hi Mint. Hi Dalish. He says hi. Hello, Chris. Hi, is that Dalish?

No, this is Mint Salad. Oh, hi Mint. How are you? I'm doing good, how are you? I'm pretty good, yeah, I heard a bit about Raleigh, I'm sorry that happened to you. Uh, thank you, but also, hello. How's your radio habit? It's an amazing, amazing conversation between these two,

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hair and Eric called the police. The police arrested Riley. I think Eric's a bit of a soy boy isn't he? I would say so yeah. Thank you Chris. Eric, Eric, I thought Eric was pretty trivial in his complaint about Riley, though. What do you mean? Well, I thought it was the most trivial of reasons. I thought it was Riley stalking him outside his business or something. Is that right? Well, you can explain it.

No, it was tweets, Chris. I made some mean tweets that he didn't like. That he reported to the police. With your experience getting in trouble for internet stuff, it usually takes some amount of direct contact, wouldn't you think? That's right. Is that a woman chained up in your apartment? What was that sound? No.

No, I heard a weird sound. Sorry. He was just ready to talk and it was coming out weird. No, I think it's just a bird sound. Sorry. He was just ready to talk and it was coming out weird. No, I think it's just a bird outside. Okay. But in your experience, getting in trouble online for contact with people, it requires the contact part, right? Because I've never talked to Eric July, nor have I intended to.

That's right. So he's just complaining about nothing, isn't he? Yes. Yes, he is. I can't believe this. We've got the preeminent scholar of stalking law on the planet I wanted to talk about Nick Rakita. Can I talk about him? Absolutely about anything you want. Yeah, it's a legal show. Yeah Yeah, well, I watched a YouTube video that he represented himself because apparently that he and his his wife got done for

Child endangerment and drugs. Is that correct? Well, his wife got done for child endangerment and drugs. Is that correct or? Well, they're getting done for, I think just for the drugs. I think the child endangerment has dropped because... I'm surprised, yeah. Actually, I don't know. One of the kids tested positive for cocaine, but then that test turned out to be a false positive because they got five kids.

But I've got this funny feeling that someone tried to get him into trouble, tried to plant evidence. Do you get that sort of feeling at all? I do. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Do you know about Aaron Emholdt? No.

So Nick and his wife and this other couple were involved in some kind of a wife swapping or sexual, I don't know, menage a four. Sounds like a semen tasting event or something. Yeah. Well, that's just what, that's how Aaron was paid to be the nanny. So the one, the husband.

In Napa Valley, I think. One of the husbands was a huge loser. He's like, he's broke, his show sucks, and his wife is hot. And he got kicked out of their little foursome. So then he started saying he was going to ruin Nick's life, and he started talking about Shave his shoulders. So what charge had been dropped?

Was it the child endangerment? Yeah I think he's still in trouble for cocaine. Okay, so has he's still on he's thinking he's still in trouble for cocaine Has he has he made a plea or anything I think he's got a plea hearing on like the 20th He's gonna go slow. He's gonna go real slow cuz they're yeah small County and I Don't think it's a real good idea that he represents himself because If he's if he's under the influence of drugs or anything like that,

it's not a wise move to represent yourself, is it? Well, he's not representing himself. That's fake news if you heard that. He's got lawyers. Oh, okay. What do you think about that? All that cocaine and wife swapping stuff, would you do that?

I think it's pretty bad. Like if he he's a lawyer why would he do that stuff because wouldn't he put his career in jeopardy? Well his career was kind of like being a famous guy on the internet. Yeah he wasn't really practicing law in there was he? So why did he have a social media Twitter page called Rikita Law with a logo. That's not a business, though, was it? He used to practice law. But then he got so famous online that he stopped.

He got too good at it. Yeah. Didn't need to practice anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would have had plenty of money, though, wouldn't he? I don't know.

Lawyers cost a lot. It costs a lot to get caught with cocaine. And what do you think about my Maddox poem? Do you like it? Send it to me. Where is it? Maddox what? A bomb?

Poem. Poem. Where is it? What's your Twitter handle? I'll go find it. Hang on. It's, I'll read it out. I might just like read it out or something like that.

Okay. Yeah, read it out. I might just like read it out or something like that. Okay. Yeah, read it. I've got questions for you too that people submitted. Do you prefer redheaded whores or blonde whores? It doesn't particularly bother me. Why is that? I don't know. That's his question.

Some kind of a- The preference. Yeah, do you have a preference at all? No, just as long as they as long as you can bang them. That's the main thing. Practical. Chris, so you're going to move to you're going to move here to America when Trump makes rape legal. You need a roommate.

So, what, did he like it when Trump was elected? Yeah. He's breaking the rules. How many laws have you broken since the last time we talked to you? Actually, I've been a good boy. How many laws have you broken since the last time we talked to you? Actually, I've been a good boy. I finished my parole. Yeah. And it's been about three months.

So I'm just keeping to myself and just not doing much. Just keeping out of trouble. Do you have a girlfriend? Not at the moment, no, but I'd like one. I'm actually on Tinder at the moment. Oh yeah? Can you read us your profile and send us the pictures? I don't think it's a good idea really, do you think?

Well, just read the bio. Yeah, we know what you look like. Just send us the pictures that you use for yourself. You don't punch up the bio if you need. Just wait a minute. I'm just looking for the Manix palm. I don't know where. He's a lot on Tinder and Mint's not.

You're not? Hang on. I got banned off Tinder because they think I'm some sort of catfish or something. Of her. Huh. Because she has a lot of followers. Oh. That's odd.

Yeah, I did notice that about you. I did notice that about you, man. You got your profile banned a few times, didn't you? Yeah. I tried Tinder multiple times, reapplying to Tinder, and each time they just take it down. Right. She's complained about it before, so he's following.

What are you doing on Tinder? I'm just promoting your fans Like do collabs with Kentucky Kentucky whatever we've got with a couple what you did you did you work at McDonald's? Mean yeah, I was a manager when I was 17 you You were a manager of McDonald's when you were 17? It's just like a shift manager. Oh, okay. Okay. I read out Maddox palm. Okay. Okay. Let's hear it Perfect. Then let's hear more about this. Okay, right. Okay. My name my name is Maddie. I'm actually a tranny

I only have six months to live because of someone's jizz Please support me in my work and the these six stigmatization of AIDS Twitter is my only outlet to metaphorically fuck with other people So they don't get the virus Right, that's about Maddox Do we read out again? Oh, yeah It's as Maddox you wrote that What you wrote that as you wrote that poem about Maddox. Yes.

Yeah, from his point of view. My name is Maddie. I'm actually a tranny. I only have six months to live because of someone's jizz. Please support me in my work in the destigmatization of AIDS. Twitter is my only outlet to metaphorically fuck with other people so they don't get the virus.

Oh yeah, that's very good. Palms don't have to rhyme. Iambic pentameter, I think. How often do you write poems like that? Oh, that was my first one for a long time. Oh, you should write more. That's good stuff. Maybe you and Vito could work together on a book or something.

Do you like cats? Hey, can you read Eric J Eric July's comic and review it? I some. Could you send me the link? Yeah, I'll send it to you. Yeah. It's bad. You told me to do that a long time ago.

Well, I'm just asking, you know, I figured you might want to do it. I actually did. Yeah, if you can send me the link, I'll do it. Okay, now what's up with this Tinder thing? What's happening here? Hey, can I talk about Trump first? Absolutely. Trump, so you hate Kamala, is that right?

Yeah, yes. Why? Is it because she's a feminist and she likes Biden or? Well, she's like, she's probably like the least person who has any power over the position that she's going to assume. So the people running her are going to be making all the calls and making all the decisions. And the less of like a public presence they have to take responsibility for what they're doing,

I think the more they're going to try to do. Yeah, and Trump's- And she's a really bad, I think the more they're going to try to do. Yeah. And Trump's pro- And she's a really bad guy. She was a DA in California. She was very aggressive about tiny crimes, like drug crimes. A lot of people didn't want to, yeah. And Trump's pro-Petan.

Yeah. Trump's pro-Petan, eh? Quite a lot. Trump is pro-Petan, isn't he? I don't know about pro. He doesn't want World War III. He wants to beat him in golf. But he wouldn't not play golf with him.

Yeah, Mintzil, you said to me that you don't think Russia is the country, is that right? Correct, it's just caves. It's just a bunch of caves. How? Well, that's the landscape there. It's just caves. It's just a bunch of caves. How? Well, that's the landscape there. It's caves and the people go in the caves to hide from the snow. Entering Vodka.

That's what I would do. What do you think of the Haka? I like it. You like it? No, I don't. Oh, you don't like it. Why? No, I don't. Why? Because it's done by No, I don't. Right.

Why? Because it's done by minorities. I think it's just primitive. I think it's not relevant. It's not relevant. It's embarrassing. It is. As opposed to the goose step.

It's funny. Do you like goose stepping? Is that more your speed? No. No? Okay. Goose stepping is that what Nazis do? It is what Nazis do.

Legendary. And the hyenas from Lion King did it too, but mostly Nazis. Yeah. Primitive is such a benign and accurate description of the Hakka, but you would get in so much trouble if you called it that. Yeah. And you have like a job. I can remember you posting a video of some politician doing it.

Is that correct? I did, yeah. I didn't actually see it, but what did you think of it? I think it's retarded. Yeah. It's like having to sit through an ad. Like it's going to take forever and you can't really do anything or say anything. You just got to sit there and like not make eye contact.

It's like when somebody, like a homeless person wigs out on the bus or the subway And you just kind of can't look at them in the face because you don't want to encourage them Or or attract attention to yourself. So having a team called all black Americans really America's really fucked up You can you can say the word retarded, but you can't use the n-word. It's so stupid. Oh say the word retarded but you can't use the n-word it's so stupid. You can I mean it's just you just you know. Wait why is that why is that stupid? Because it's just hypocrisy really isn't it?

Hypocrisy. Yeah. Like Tom McDonald always says, how come you can bring an Uzi into school but not a Doobie on the plane? They're the same thing. And I saw these, sorry I'm going to change the subject. Go ahead. Trump, I saw videos of Trump, was it like he was trying to,

was it like a campaign stunt that he was working at McDonald's? Did you see those videos? Yeah, what'd you think of that? It was funny. Yeah, I thought it was funny, yeah. It was great, right? He loves McDonald's, doesn't he?

Yeah, yeah he does. Didn't he actually buy his colleagues like a feast with burgers or something on a table? He did buy them a feast. Elon Musk and RFK and Vivek on his plane. Yeah, he bought them a bunch of hamburgers. Like the soldier display from his first presidency. You like that. You really like that.

Seeing that feast. Yeah. soldier display from his first presidency. You bought everybody died. You like that. You really like that. Seeing that feast. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Somebody, let's see, Belinda asks, have you ever eaten a hooker out? What does that mean? You mean? Going down on a hooker.

Their vagina. Yeah, I've done that to a few Asians. Few Asians. Only Asians? Asian hookers. a few Asians. A few Asians. Only Asians? Asian hookers. Yeah. Expensive taste. Yeah.

Okay. Did you want to beat another one out like 30 minutes later? I like, I'd like to do Chrissy Mare. She'd be cool. You'd like to eat Chrissy Mare out? Yeah. Why Chrissy Mayer Other day cuz I I sent her a tweet and I asked her if I could go on your podcast

But I don't get the I don't think I'll get the response I want. I don't I don't think she likes me. I don't know She just had a kid would you still eat her out? And the other she and if only she used the douche bag probably. Pfft. Ha ha ha. Man, you do the hot cut? What were you gonna say? You're gonna put a good word in for Chris, right?

Your friends with Chris. Oh yeah, men's friends with Chrissy. Oh yeah, I'll let her know. Okay. Crystal Kiwi. You think Chrissy would want to talk to Chrisista Kiwi? She's going to run to the pharmacy right now. I think she would have a blast. Right? Go on SimpCast. Yeah, mention it next time you're on. Seriously, do you think Chrissy would invite you on her show one day or do you think she doesn't

want that to happen or what? I mean, I just think you should go on SimpCast. I'll talk to her. So, Want that to happen or what? Mean, I just think you should go on simcast Talk to her I'm cast as a show. Would you go on simcast Chris? Yeah What's the plate? What's the application to use to call on some cases? Stream your is it I Think you just get invited That's how I got on. I just got invited by the...

How do I actually call in? Do I use Discord? Oh, StreamYard. StreamYard. You get a link. Now your browser. Is it free? Yeah, it's free.

Oh, okay. So you're down... So, say, application called Simcast. No, the name of the show is Simcast. But I know it sounds like an app, but yeah. So I go on the website Simcast and what do I do from there? Like, how do I call them? Well, you have to wait for crazy.

I mean, Vince got to put in a good word. I thought it was a quick thing to... You can say retarded, but you can't say that... No, you're not understanding me. What application? Is it a phone call? It's just on your web browser or your phone. I don't know. You just connect. They give you a link, probably over Twitter or your email, and then you connect with that. Here's the thing. Next time Mint's on Sim on Simcast I'm gonna run up in the room I'm gonna go hey hey you gonna get Chris on and then Mintz gonna send you an invite through your email

Yeah, all you have to do is be sitting next to your email next time Mintz on Simcast So just keep an eye on her Twitter, okay? Got it. Okay. Yeah. I got you. Uh, let's see this says So how often do you change your sheets That's a question that exiled Fred has Once a week depends if I that's more than every other you do it Twice a month he seemed to answer that pretty quickly too. Yeah, like it depends it depends whether I Pet company every day. Oh

Yeah It depends whether I jerk off every day. Oh. Yeah. Can you explain that more please? Me? Yeah. Well, everyone does it. I mean, don't you? You jerk off into the sheets? I try not to.

I just have some baby wipes next to me. You miss sometimes. I get that. And then the grease, you know, you got to... Okay. He also says, if a 30-year-old looked like a 13-year-old, would you date her? Say again? If a 30-year-old looked like a 13-year-old, would you date her? That's a really tough question. It is a tough question, isn't it? But there aren't any. That's impossible, because there aren't any 30-year-olds

that look like, unless they have something hormonally wrong with them. Yeah. So like in that case, would you date her, if she had something hormonally wrong with them. Yeah. So like in that case, would you date her if she had something hormonally wrong with her and looked 13? No, probably not. No. Yeah.

That's the correct answer. Have you got any more questions? Yeah, I'm just reading them. Wait, do you still have a roommate? Weren't you living with somebody? I was living with my ex-girlfriend. Oh no, she was staying at my house. I wasn't like sort of sleeping with her, but she was just in the same bed.

I just thought you had a roommate, yeah. Yeah, how did you know that? Well, from the last time you were on the last time we talked to her I think yeah Yeah, no, she hit them either because the day that I got arrested. Oh Yeah, she's moved out because I couldn't pay rent say Are you not in are you not on like parole anymore after your arrest? No, that's finished. That finished about four months ago. What did they end up arresting you for? You went to jail for three months? That long?

Because that's how long Riley might go to jail for. Yeah, because I wonder who's been telling people that's quite, I find it very interesting. That's quite, I'm actually quite curious about that because, you know, it's a small world, isn't it? It is. What was the thing that got you sent in? What was the, what did you say that got you sent in? Well, you know how it's basically sending you those screenshots of those hookers, those conversations that I was having with prostitutes and stuff. Well, yeah, I think, I think a group of them complained about it or something.

That you were sending them to me? Class action type of thing. It wasn't, it wasn't actually, that didn't cause me to get arrested. It was a contributing factor. It was just basically publishing their phone numbers and stuff like that. Oh yeah. But,

but I haven't been doing that, which is good, but I mean, if I do do that, it's probably wise for me just to take their phone number off when I send them to you. Yeah, that would help us both, honestly. Oh no, no, no, no. It was actually a result of me doing it. No, because you didn't actually, when you put them on, when I sent them to you, you didn't actually publish your phone numbers, did you?

No. It was me that actually did it because I deliberately did that on my Twitter, so I think that was a problem. Oh, I see. Okay, and that's what they got you for? Fuck! No, no. What did they get you for?

What's the worst thing that you did that got you sent to jail? I gotta know, Chris. Yeah. Riley's life hangs in the balance. I don't think it was, it was related to that, but I don't think that was the main cause of me going there. I think it was related to that, but I don't think that was the main cause of me going

there. I think it was because I don't know. I think one of the complainants was actually sort of imbalanced. She was just like emotional and I think she had it in for me from the start. Okay, I'm telling you. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, but but I left court I was issued so they issued me with I think it was what you call the restraining orders or some apprehended violence orders or something and you're not allowed to be within a certain distance of them.

That happened with a few of them. So that is valid for about five years. So yeah. So you're counting down the days where you can... Well, no, I don't really have any interest in what... Yeah. So you're counting down the days where you can... Well, no, I don't really have any interest in what... Yeah. They'll be told by then. The only reason why I did it is because I didn't really like her.

I just like gaslighting her, you know? Are you still doing ham radio? Yeah, I am. Do you have a call sign? Somebody wanted to know your call sign. It's Mint. Mint wants to talk to you on the radio. My call sign is C-K-4-T-A-Y, but I don't really use it that much. Oh, okay.

It's only infrequently, you know, okay. Okay Um, so trump Oh this is why I wanted to ask you you've been to you've been to hawaii haven't you? Uh, yeah, you asked me that over email too. I'm sorry. You want to know? Yeah, are you coming in? You said you like it why is that is it because of the scenery or yeah, it's nice like a vacation I'm sorry. What do you want to know? Yeah. Are you coming in? I used to... I used to do you like it. Why is that? Is it because of the scenery or... Yeah, it's nice.

Like a vacation. The beach and stuff. Why? You want to go there? Yeah, because a lot of the dramas that I watch, like the crime ones, they're actually filmed there. Like there's a lot of movies that are filmed there, eh? Yeah. You want to go, like, be in a movie or see what it's like there. I heard it's very expensive. Is that right? Mm-hmm. Is it I don't know

Yeah, if you're not on one of the main islands, it's pretty cheap because fucking impossible for you to experience living Yeah, but everything has to be brought in. Yeah, so have you have you been to Hawaii Raleigh? No, yes Oh Riley, No, I have No, I haven't been meant as well about yeah, I have what about humans? Oh, I've been in Maui. I Went to Maui once was nine. Well, the poor people are right or was that one of the that's the big one, right? No, it's the second biggest I thought yeah So Maui's were all the people are that are poor that can't live in the fun one. So, that would be weird. Oahu or Honolulu is? Honolulu, yeah.

Isn't there a big volcano there, an active one? Yeah. Yeah, the big island, it's constantly flowing. Are you allowed to leave the country? I don't think I am, probably not. Well, that sucks. I don't really have any desire to go overseas. I mean, because I'm a New Zealand citizen, I can go over there, but I've got no desire to go over there.

Hey, can you do the haka for us? Can you record yourself doing the haka just so I can see how a real New Zealander does it? I don't even know the words. I thought it was like, ooh ah, ooh ah, ah, ah. It's more the dance, right? Yeah, just going, ah, ah. I don't like Marys, really. Oh, no? No, Aboriginals are worse than Marys.

I just don't like Aboriginals and Marys. I'm racist Are you in Australia or back in New Zealand? No, I'm actually in Australia Okay All right, you sound pretty you sound like you're a lot better off than we first started talking to you, honestly In what way like mentally more stable yeah, like aggressive. Uh-huh. Yeah I Guess I was under a lot of stress back then. Yeah Well, that's good. So how do you know Nick Rikita anyway? Pretty well

We're best friends with Nick, you know, yeah, we're good friends with him. Do you have any advice for him? uh best friends with Nick. Yeah, we're good friends with him. Do you have any advice for him? Ask him if he can send me an email, say hi. Is he in jail or is he- No, he's out. He's out of jail. He might be in a different kind of prison though. So was he actually in prison for how long? He was in jail for like a night.

What do you think about the guy Aaron that tasted his cum? I? Don't know I didn't know that he was gay was is he actually gay No, I mean, I don't think he's gay, but he says this other guy in there force him tasted and ate his comes Yuck. Yeah, I Don't do that. You wouldn't do that for any reason, like, no matter what the what was on the table. How high the Patreon went.

Yeah. Now, I just I'd actually deal with. I like it. Three similar three women. That would be cool. So just them three and not you? I think I can go to a whorehouse and do that, but it's going to be expensive. Yeah, have you not gone to a whorehouse and got two women or three women? No, but I'm planning on going- Riley has. Riley's talking about going on Tinder and getting multiple women on him. Yeah, I've hooked up with two girls at once.

What do you think about that? Yeah. What's it like? Was it cool? What was it? No. Were they BBWs or? No, no, no.

It was mint and a hotter, smaller, more attractive blonde. And at least she had smaller tits though. Yeah, you were happy about that at least for him it's good so no we went and hooked up with this so this one was fun the one that she's referring to don't use any names please man just warning you I don't have a fancy name for her excited didn't realize I was gonna talk about her but yeah there's this girl that we would go, No tints. No tints. No, she had a great ass, okay?

Can you send me a picture of her? Probably not, but we were, uh... I'll send you a picture of her. Here, hold on. When we met up, she was, uh... She was dating this dude who's like 20 or 30 years older than her, so he would sit in the other room and smoke weed. And we would go fuck her in the other room. But he had this really cool Batman 89, like, toy set. Do you remember the play set from that? Folded out shit? Yeah, from the original movie.

Oh my god, dude. So I kept going back to play with that, and then the girls would just hang out. Wait a minute. So now that's covered in semen. The girls would just hang out with each other, I would smoke that guy's weed and go into his toy room and play with the toys. Okay. You know, he'd come in and we'd just talk about the toys and so. What would you say about the toys? What are we looking at?

They were really cool. I'm sending Chris the picture of the woman. Bro, I didn't grow up. Did you email it to me? No, no, I'm sending it to you in the chat and subscribe. It's coming. There you go. I didn't get to grow up the chat instead. It's coming. There you go. I didn't get to grow up with that G.I. Joe toy ship.

This is the girl, this is the lady that Riley and Min hooked up with. I didn't get a Castle Grey skull growing up and he had all these things. He had the G.I. Joe ship that actually floated. He had the Castle Grey skull. He had the Batman 89 toys. Jesus.

I muted him. It's a big fat woman so everybody else knows. I just realized, talking about this girl's's dating like somebody who's 20 or 30 Yeah, I saw her she looks nasty What do you mean that's a nice woman You've done better describe her what do you mean nasty she's tall you sent the right picture big cans what are you talking about you think she's too fat they I mean I don't know she's a little big smaller than me that's the You wouldn't fuck this girl and another girl and mint? Yeah I would probably, yeah.

Yeah that's cool. Wasn't, didn't do, didn't someone do a podcast, you know how people do you designs for your cover page for podcasts, you know? Yeah. Well, didn't someone do someone of you like a scene of a threesome and you're standing the... You're breaking up.

You got to repeat it, you're breaking up. Okay. You know how someone did a cover design of you, it was a scene of a sex scene and you're breaking up. OK. You know how someone did a cover design of you? It was a scene of a sex scene, and you were at the door. It was like a cartoon drawing. And you actually said, can I join in the fun too? Do you remember that one? No, it's not interested me.

It was a long time ago. Is it negative? It's negative about me? No. Oh, it's you. Is it negative about me or funny? No. It's more long time ago. Is it negative? It's negative about me? No. Is it negative about me or funny? No. It's funny like you said, can I, when do I get my turn?

That's what you said at the door. Oh man. That sounds like it's making fun of me. I don't like that. I don't think you're treating me very well. Yeah. You know Mia, we say that all the time around here. I don't think you're treating me very well. Yeah. You know Mia, we say that all the time around here. I don't think you're treating me very well.

Anytime that there's anything going wrong. Oh, you're picking on me. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Or I'm telling on you. Oh, you say that. Is that what school people, school kids use? Yeah. Okay, does anything make you rage? Oh, you say that. Is that what school people, school kids use? Yep.

Okay. Does anything make you a rage? Then we're going to finish the show. Rage. Yeah. Does anything make you a rage? Rage means anything that I hate. Upsets you. Yeah. Sure.

Right. Stove. That guy Stove still? That's what you said last time you called him. Wow. Consistency is key. Yeah. you guys know each other or just online? I have one more question for Chris. Okay, go ahead. What's your question?

Chris, be honest with me. Level with me. Do you think now, after the exhibition recently, that you could beat Mike Tyson in a fight? Do you think he's too old? If I can beat... Do you think you can beat up Mike Tyson? Now. Is he a black guy? Is he the black guy? Yeah, he's the black guy.

Yeah. How many push-ups can you do? Not very many. More than like one, two, five? What are we talking? How many push-ups can you eat? Probably five to ten maybe, I don't know. Five to ten?

All right. Let me know. I'm gonna do them after this call and let me know how many you can do. Okay. Write some more poems. Those are good poems. That was good. Next time just read poems.

You know, write like ten. Yeah. Don't let anybody tell you to make your rhyme. It'll sound corny, it'll sound worse. Yes. Yeah. Keep up the good work. Okay.

Thanks for calling in. Bye. Bye. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes. That picture. That is just awful.

You would though, you know. He's an honest guy. He's an honest guy. Yeah. Okay. He would though. You know? He's honest. He's an honest guy. Yeah. Okay. The idea that having sex with more women makes it better isn't true. Oh no?

No. Why do you say that? It's just a lot more work. You know, like if I had to use two bongs to get one hit, I wouldn't enjoy it either. You know, what about those bongs that it's like, you know. Like, you know, okay, if they're all like tube tied together. Rochambeau machine. What is that kind of machine? You know? Rochambeau machine. What is that kind of machine?

You know? Rochambeau? Rube Goldberg machine. Yes, yes, yes. It's a bong. Gravity bong and all this shit. Those suck. So do hookahs for weed.

Shit lips. Shit lips. Shit lips. I woke up to a text from my girlfriend complaining, containing a couple of pictures of some house numbers for a new build she just closed on. A bigger set and a smaller set. I asked her which one she went with. She said the smaller ones because they came with nails. I asked her why that- how she closed on- I asked her why that mattered and she said it was because she had used a hammer before but didn't know how to use a drill.

I had to walk her through it and explain pilot holes. Okay, today my girlfriend learned. Thomas, hey Dick, check out this shit from the UK. Dog-free zones need to make outdoors less racist. The Welsh government said less racist. Are we still doing that? Welsh? Less racist everything? This has to do with dogs? Yeah, dog-free zones. Oh, you mean... Less racist? So there are certain people threatened by dogs? Oh, dog-free! Yeah, dog-free.

Zones needed to make outdoors less racist. Right, because... Because all the white people have all the dogs, and they're encroaching on them. We gotta get rid of them. They're coming to the dog park. And they hate... The Welsh government has been advised to create dog-free zones to help make the outdoors anti-racist.

Labour's administration has pledged to rid Wales of racism by 2020, but there's only one way to do that, and set out a plan to ensure all areas of public life were transformed. According to a report submitted to the Welsh government to steer anti-racist policy, dog-free zones should be created to make the outdoors more inclusive. Wow. to a report submitted to the Welsh government to steer anti-racist policy, dog-free zones should be created to make the outdoors more inclusive. Wow. So no dogs here. What is their main, what kind of minorities

do they have in Wales? Too many apparently. Like the biggest groups, I'm curious. I don't know. Dogs are barking at them. Right. Are they gays? I'm not sure.

I don't know what the racial makeup of whales. What do you mean, it's ghosts. White, 90%. Asian, black, 1%. It's Asians then. The Asians are going to the park and getting barked at. Because they walk by it. They're really upset.

Is this just like white people doing something that they think black people want? Because they don't have any black people. That's never happened before. Yeah, imagine if we had a shitload of black people. They wouldn't want dogs outside, would they? I don't know about that one. White people have never gotten offended on behalf of other people before, have they? Yeah, Nop says, Catgirl, that annoying schizo lady being back in jail makes me even happier than Trump winning.

Yeah, she's still in there too as far as I know. Wow. Well, yeah. He betude, he's got a bunch of stuff about the what you're getting charged with. That guy is my favorite top autist right now. Man, he's good. His special interest is my case. That's tremendously helpful to me. He found my lawyer and then gave my lawyer like a accurate accounting of what's been occurring from his point of view the whole time. And I'm like, that always blows my mind when people do that, like for this show

or for like the Maddox Blup or everything. And people are just like, I would never, I could never do this. And if I offered to pay somebody to do it, they would be like, fuck this, it's too much work. But people who are into it will do it for nothing not for attitude I would have just given up and gone to jail and veto pissed him off like why are you pissing that guy off that's a big that's a big no no but in 2017 they passed on 2017

they passed David's law okay weird so in 2021 they added section eight to the thing you're charged with. And specifically cited a current lack of ability to prosecute people for internet posts. Then in 2017, but in 2017 they passed David's law, an anti-school bullying bill that expanded the definitions to include a communication initiated through social, so this is basically what I was saying.

It's for kids, the law that you're getting charged with. Women and children, we got to protect them from... Yeah. We got to protect Eric from being offended. Being bullied into suicide. Yeah. Coach Kakes... Get him a dog.

He's already married. Oh, jeez. Coach Kakes says, Boeing intern rebuttal. Oh, great. I know this is a few weeks late, but I'm geez. Coach K says, Boeing intern rebuttal. Oh, great. I know this is a few weeks late, but I'm writing to refute what the Boeing intern said earlier. I work for a Boeing subcontractor

that builds some of the more complex engine components that Boeing can't build in-house. I'd get into more specifics, but that'd likely identify my company. The plant I work at is relatively small, but we're a small offshoot of the larger company. Our building is made up of almost entirely high skilled welders and assemblers with basically zero non-essential staff. The shop is about 75 people, made up of three people in management, five engineers, just under 10 quality inspection folks and like

two production control people, right? Boeing guy. Everyone else is skilled labor like welders, machinists, assemblers. We have no HR team, no safety team, no general admin bullshit. Yeah, look, it takes a lot of people to build a plane. I'm sure so much of that shit is contracted out. Let me get to the point here. First off, there we go. It's almost entirely old-school white dudes. The internet guy was complaining about it. I have a couple insights to the why that kid Of the impressions he did first off as I'm sure you know intern engineers besides working for a different company Yeah, are some of them right? Well, I mean, yeah

It's like I don't know if the kid was working for you know Intern engineers are some of the most useless people at any job. They know next to nothing practical and close to zero ability to ascertain how something works. Second, diversity hires in production roles are often put into the most replaceable and streamlined roles where there's very little possibility

for error so anyone can look like a rock star if they show up. Third, the old skilled labor guys work their absolute hardest to stay the fuck away from anyone they don't work with directly. Anyone that works in an office is avoided like the black plague because you're only going to waste our time.

So of course an intern engineer is gonna get no exposure to their actual contribution to the company. The reality in aerospace is that airplane construction is a lot closer to the way Ferrari makes cars than Toyota does, while all the management is trying to convince everyone around the side that it's the opposite. That's funny. The aerospace industry as a whole relies heavily on a very small group of people that know their shit to keep the machine running while fixing all the fuck-ups of the diversity hires and women. And if you cut those guys out, you'd have no more planes.

I personally know about a dozen people that if they quit tomorrow, you'd have no more F-35s, no more 737s, no more 777s, and so on. The industry relies on way fewer people than you think. And newsflash, none of them check any DEI boxes. The problem with planes falling out of the sky is that Boeing and the airlines alike are hiring anyone they can take that will take $25 an hour that can pass basic tests to be certified as inspectors. And the first people to fill those roles are always the diversity hires.

Well, there you go. Sure, that makes sense. Yeah, it's the inspectors, not the people building it. Yeah. Shooter McGavin says check out this burkini for Christmas. Okay shooter What do you think Chris the Kiwis like retired now? Yeah, what was that? retired from

Stalking I guess he seemed he almost seemed like he was at normal. Yeah I cut that that vibe right early in that phone call and I was like, yeah,. Yeah. I caught that vibe, right? Early in that phone call. And I was like, who is this guy? Happiest I've ever heard of him. See, on some kind of, you know, he's got some kind of like just cool mood stabilizer or something. He seems so much better. And he's like, what do you mean?

Well, you know, you were writing to like inmates and going fucking crazy constantly and crying and stuff. Sending pictures of your shit to everybody. Well, see, you just got out of jail is what I mean. Yeah, maybe jail would be good for you. What's going on here? It's not going to fix me. This is the burkini.

The burkini that you can have for Christmas. I'm going to get worse in jail. I wear the hijab. It doesn't mean I can't have fun. Especially since I've got this burkini from Modesty Master. This burkini genuinely covers you and dries extremely quickly. And they've got a million different sizes. And because of this bikini, I'm swimming all the time.

Just because I wear the hijab. Yeah, most important part. A million sizes. A million different sizes. What's the use of that? I'll take the size one million, please. Why does it need to dry really fast? Because you're walking around with a fucking trash bag on yourself?

I don't see doing this in real life. You're gonna fucking drown! You can't go to the movies! Israelis are gonna think it's a terrorist assault! It's like Halal Team Six or something, taking the water out there. What the fuck is this? I've never wanted to go in the ocean this bad But I needed to wear you're gonna wear a trash bag. No, thanks. Yeah. Yeah Are you're waterboarding yourself? Jeez look at this

Right. I know swimming around with a ghost costume on. It's sad really Which part of it? This whole thing. That the men had thing do this to these women in line like they weren't even always like this right not I mean maybe we should nuke I ran fuck well stop this shit yeah really really changed yeah yeah fuck the 70s are walking around like America and overnight. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Religion takes over. Yeah. Oh, wow. We kind of just ignore it. Well, yeah.

Every once in a while there's some kind of picture of what it used to be like. Yeah, I mean, we ignore it because we could be watching Netflix and it could crash. We got problems fucking here too, you know? Well, I was going to give an alternative theory of why that is, but. You think that would work for the fights? The women in the fights could wear them? Wear those things so their eyeballs don't get knocked out?

God, that was... Protect themselves from men. That was crazy. Uh, okay. Let's see. Sid, when I called out my hardline Democrat co-worker on the We Need Mexicans to Work the Fields rhetoric, to my surprise, he was totally okay with continuing the argument, referring to them as the slave class. And that America needs wages, waves of migrants to fulfill that role.

New England wasps are really something else. Yeah, they don't really care. That's what I found. The only reason, Dick, that I think I might be going to jail at all is that I, not thinking about it, signed that little box that said, if you were here, would you be willing to do work while here?

Oh yeah. Now I think that's why they push so hard to get you there. Well, they give you that option. Cause I can send you to slavery. Yeah, apparently. I didn't think about it Man, I'm the dumbest thing I've ever done I've thought about it almost every week since like if I go to jail it will be because I said I would like why is it? Why is that check? What about you says good work? I have to

Why do I have to sign up for the draft when I get my license, you know, like yeah, you guys know where I live I have to sign up for the draft when I get my license, you know? Yeah, you guys know where I live. I'm not going to show up. Is it like a series of compliance to get you to just show up at the place? I don't know. Have you checked a box? Check two boxes? Yeah, right. And you keep doing the next ones. They lead you that way too.

That's why I think I fell for it. It's like, are you this and this? Well, you agreed! You agreed to work, so... Right. I'm Asian, yeah, I'm male, yeah, I'm willing to work, yeah. Oh fuck! I wrote this in pen. Can I get white up? No. Can I get another paper? No. So Eric might have to take the stand against you.

That'll be the greatest thing ever. There's other people like in subpoena, people who haven't wanted to have an opinion about this, but who might have to have an opinion in my favor. Or else. Like who? People who work at companies that would preclude them from it being in their self-interest to talk about this case. But who can be forced to come in.

Like Ripaverse Moles? Insiders? Ripaverse, The Blaze, there's people who work at these entertainment companies. Jack Conte. Who might need to be pulled in to talk about this and Eric needs this dropped more than you yeah because well yeah Yes, Eric does need to find a way out of this more than I do. Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna subpoena everybody I'm gonna subpoena Trump Elon Musk Alex Stein Glenn Beck. I'm gonna subpoena. I'm just send out subpoenas

What do you think he's gonna, what kind of questions would he be asked on the stand and how are those answers gonna go? Where's your dad? What does he think of this? Maybe pull up a clip on my show. So on my show I did a bunch of these rewatch podcasts where I'd go through his show.

Like a celebrity rewatch, I'd watch and make fun of it. One of the episodes I was dressed like in the Flash and I ran in place for the whole four hours. And throughout eFapping his content, I would stop and start weaving the story together of how I went back in time and drowned his dad. On like a fishing trip. We had a really good day together, and I was the son he never had.

And then at the end of it, I pushed him off the boat. And there's like just really ridiculous, insane shit like that. Yeah, that's harassment. Obviously. Obviously, that's harassment that Obviously, I hope the judge is happy to see on the stand. Yeah, if things like that come up, you know Are you worried that he's gonna go to jail mint? I am NOT worried at all Really why because of his innocence or because of his lawyers or both the lawyer is great He seems to know what he's doing. Okay,'t know how good my lawyer is. Maybe Eric doesn't need to try at all. He can come in confidently. He can go on the stand and go, yeah I think Riley's dangerous. I can't believe this is happening.

Yeah. It's just like. The theories are so good online too. Like, someone said they think I'm gonna get 10 years because people in Texas don't believe in like, I can't even start to parse it too because it's so far from reality. I mean, people kill each other and get eight years in jail, 15 years in jail. So I don't know where 20 years for stickers, tweets about stickers are coming from. He seems like he makes a lot of decisions.

Like, he kind of hints at them, and then the decisions get made for him. Yeah. And then he doesn't really understand what he's doing. He's got like sort of a, he's got sort of a cabal of people who make decisions for him, like Alex and Brandon. Brandon was the one sending all of my tweets

to the police for months. Oh really? Not Eric, so that- Who is that? Laserized. He's a cross-eyed employee that works there. At the Ripperverse meetup, he came out to confront me, and he comes out, he bows up at me like this, and steps in front of me, and says he's gonna bounce me.

And that's a line from the comic. In Ice-Em, you gotta bounce. That's like a line that one of the guys says to him. So he comes out and says an Iceland like quote at me Cuz they're all just self inserts of each other. Uh, I'm trying to find where you can yeah Yeah, is this it now? This I'd be at the beginning of mine. So if you just go to clip a verse No, that's clip Sama, it's right at the beginning of my cut, okay, but uh

Clip of our... So, he comes out and he kind of, out of his breath, he's like, I'm gonna... Where, where, where? Which one? Uh, you gotta go to the channel and the streams. Okay. Riley, you will go to... Remember that one?

No, turns out it's not over. If I go to jail, Vito will still be sad and alone and surrounded by cats. Okay. Alright, which one? Live? Yeah, yeah, live. And then it's the last one. It's the season finale of the first season of the first show.

Okay. This one? Yeah, yeah. Go forward a couple of minutes and just seek it. She's doing the like quietest like, I don't want to bother anybody like. Okay, where is it? Where is it? You'll see it.

You'll see it. Right. Forward?. No go backwards from here. Go back. It was really quick Before that that's Alex Stein. That's my I play a game show with Alex that we can watch real quick after this, but here's a Brandon right there. Okay. Oh There he is a little before this he comes out. When he walks out it's the best part. Right there. Look at this big old buck coming out. Gawd, trouble.

What kind of faggot to communicates? It doesn't connect at the back. It's the only thing wrong with this video. Everything else not cringe. The cape not connecting at the back. Okay, let's see it. Let me see if I... Oops.

This. Here we go. So stupid. Let me see if I... Uh, oops. This... Here we go. So stupid. Uh, go ahead and message the girls if you want to give them chocolate. Wait, she brought chocolate for Lila and, uh, Melanie Mac. And Melanie Mac didn't come out to see her.

Melanie Mac's a fake friend. I'm just walking by... If you hit me, that would be bad for you. That's insane. I can't even imagine that. Well he comes out with his, like this. I know how fights work. He kind of did, yeah. He was ready.

He thought I was going to do some shit. Right. I'm going to pull a parking lot. You got a basketball. Bounce me. I'm giving out ice hooks. You guys see me flinch there? I've been told I flinched.

If you hit me, that would be bad for you. I didn't really see it. I don't think I flinched. If you hit me, that would be bad for you. I don't think I flinched. Not at all actually. No, you're talking about... I'm just walking by. If you hit me, that would be bad for you. That's insane.

She has some friends here, so... That guy just turns around and, well, that didn't go the way I thought it would. I'll just kind of wander back over here. This guy's clearly got it now. So then I meet up with Alex Stein right after that. He comes up. He's excited. We do a hug, and then we do the game show.

And my favorite part of Iceland is the truck. So I gave him Iceland 2 with the most of the truck in it. Yeah, that's a good one. Wow, that's A-logging from Alex. That's what that's called. Frey577, hi Dick and Sean. Here's a woman alert for you. Um, okay.

A few days ago, while getting my hair cut, I had to endure a mind-numbing conversation of the hairstylist. All women, mixed cup sizes. The stylist I got seemed to be a C-cup. Very good description. But one topic came up that broke their brains. That topic, the workplace secret Santa. Here's the situation. They had an odd number of participants. They genuinely could not grasp how it could work if they didn't have an even number of participants. One stylist said something like,

so does someone get two secret Santas or does one person not receive a gift? How can we make this work with seven of us? The face you're making. They were so convinced that it couldn't be done, I started questioning my own sanity. Why would the number of participants even matter? Am I the dumb one?

But I realized quickly, no, they're all sharing one. Brain Cell, I was the only client at the time, staying silent. No way I was gonna explain something this basic to them. I was just mentally dying. To top it off, they'd already gossiped enough to figure out mostly who was giving gifts to them. It was just, I was just mentally dying. To top it off, they'd already gossiped enough to figure out mostly who was giving gifts to whom. So not only did they fail to grasp the basics

of Secret Santa, but the secret part was already out the window. At least the haircut was decent. Can Sean delight us with another guitar talk, he asks. Yeah, I can't. Let's do it next week. There's too much stuff going on this week. There's too much stuff?

All I have left is a fat watch. Fat watch. I mean, if you want, have left is a fat watch. Fat watch. I mean, if you want, you can do a guitar talk if you want. That's all I got. That's all I got. Really? Yeah. You really don't have much, do you?

I don't have much this week. I thought we'd be talking about court cases and shoulder shavings. Well, we don't know until January 21st how bad I decimated Eric in court and embarrassed him and made him a- So when is your, uh, the quashing is gonna be like the 16th, right? Uh, yeah, that'll- they'll- I mean, it'll either end anticlimactically there with my victory or, uh-

And the judge has to grant that? Yeah, and she, at this point, is unlikely to. If they were gonna just drop it completely, they wouldn't have offered the plea to, like, try to get me to- Yeah. Uh, you gotta think about how many people- That plea was what again? If they were going to just drop it completely, they wouldn't have offered the plea to try to get me to... Yeah. You got to think about how many people... That plea was what again? The plea was three months of probation, a no contact, and a misdemeanor C instead of a B charge on my record.

Is there a lower misdemeanor? No. Okay, so there's... Lowest misdemeanor? That's the lowest crime that there is, I think. So they couldn't offer you a... Maybe it's a misdemeanorour to see out of the law. Oh, those, God, I wanna,

I would love to see the look on their face. These fucking prosecutors, they always take advantage of people like them. Giving them shitty deals, fucking around, leveraging them to accept guilt for something that they're not guilty for. 14 employees, 15, 20 employees, and six jurors

are going to have to deal with this for a day or two. So usually these things, you know, they don't go very long. But if you want a show trial, you have the right to a showy trial. And you can have people come out and you can perform. It's going to be like Seinfeld. You can, yeah. Can Ralph come to testify on your behalf? I don't know how this works, but maybe.

I don't think he can come to the country. Well, he might get arrested. Yeah, he's got a nationwide. I never considered having anybody help me in testimony. I just want to bring people in to hurt him in his testimony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I understand. But yeah, you can witness, Chris Bacon can witness.

Anyone who wants to come to Texas could be part of it. Are you worried at all that the prosecutors are friends friends with the judge and they're gonna be like, this guy's, he's making an ass of us? That's all any of this is. Eric has to be friends with a cop the way Aaron was. Eric has to have somebody that would take this seriously. So I've been aware of that the whole time. Yeah.

A random person didn't approve this. A person who's like really proud of Rippa. Yeah. So. It's suspicious, isn't it? Maybe I can ask about it. There's a lot of questions I can ask. In this video, who was it that you were referring to when you said this? And which name were you leaving out? Right. In case it helps me, you know? Oh, also, he thinks he's got all of your messages to me or something or that maybe you well I don't think I think maybe you and I have ever shared 20 messages that's the entire time we've known each other right yeah like that people don't know that we just hang out in person yeah affirmative nod

relationship like yeah I hate messaging people yeah that's why we're such good friends yeah we don't talk yeah so it's a hinderance Getting all of my Twitter stuff. It's just outgoing right, but if we're he's getting your Twitter stuff. He already did That's a big thing is he got my outgoing Twitter messages Eric did what? Thing that he was able to get from that cuz Twitter gave it to him This was in the this is how we got all the tweets and stuff This is in the warrant documents off document stuff and then I have access to Grabbed him off Twitter. No, oh, there's a mix match of tactics that have been used here I don't want to say the wrong thing like I said, I'll have my lawyer call him before the trial

Okay, I talked to you about this and you know, maybe right after but probably before so there was some kind of a subpoena to get Your tweets from Twitter that Eric July did but here's like the the the blaze lawyers involved Do you know I don't know I don't know any of that I think it's mostly the state prosecution once you allege a crime it has to be proven or not by this It's like if Eric alleged I came to his house and beat him up and there was no like Yeah cameras we would just go to the court for the same thing and if he doesn't pull states witness He would never let that dropped. He would never alleged that right beat up right? He got beat up. Yeah, I don't think I mean he going to have to sit in court and say he's afraid for his

life. That's true. Right? Yeah. Yes. He is the witness. Yeah. He feared for his life, shoulders, forklift, building, warehouse, whatever.

Yeah. The guy has to testify against the crime he says he witnessed or has had to... Yeah, I don't know, people don't get that like you can't Someone have a crime and then just not show up the seventh amendment in Texas. They will make a rape victim show up Yeah, they won't send them to jail if they refuse to show up, but they will find them until they do show up Yeah, I leave people realize like that the strictness of the Texas law system That's working against me is gonna work. Either way. On either side. Man!

That's gonna be so funny. I gotta go. Is it gonna be a one day trial or is it gonna be like a multi-day trial? It could be like two days. Could you imagine the jury lining up for this? They have to find people who lost their kids. How many people are gonna be like? What the who fucking cares like that's gonna be like everybody's this is a thing Like this is a here. I got my I gotta hear this shit. Yes. Yeah, I'll I volunteer Why am I not at work or at home? Yeah, why am I sitting here listening to this fucking asshole?

This ex-gag gangbanger thug. If it were me I'd go, what the fuck? But I would go, I gotta hear more. This is too stupid. Being accused of this crime has caused me a lot of trouble. There could be a civil matter to discuss after the case. Oh, you suing Eric. Civilife here.

And Eric went on the Keno- Wrongful arrest. Well, Eric also went on the Keno casino to boost the sex trafficking lies that people have about Men Salad and I. And that's a big thing to say to people. I don't like what happened there. And they doxed the guy that started it, too. You can't accuse people of sex trafficking.

This guy, what was his name? Ralph found his name. This guy was accusing me of sex trafficking. You? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Which is a ballsy move for somebody to do with someone with as much money as me. Yeah. It is.

Well, and that's a fun part of all this, right? Is obviously it's a proxy war against you and EVS from Eric where he's trying to establish that nobody can make fun of him anymore. Me and EVS are the Putin and Trump. I'm like Putin. EBS is like Trump. And they are, everyone involved is Zelensky. Yeah. And Ukraine is going to tear him apart after this. We're at our behest. Yeah, I forgot all about that. So you could have a decent counter suit on your hand. I think so. Like I said, I feel a little harassed at this point. You got called stinky and stuff.

I can subpoena them too and have them come tell me whether you said that to them. And then I can put it on their Yelp history. I'm laughing out of justice. Yeah, right. So when it goes this far, the answer is they are demanded. So the hat's over the fence, as I would say. The hat is over the fence. And Sean, that means you have to go get it.

Yes. It's a motivational tactic. It's a very clear phrase that's been around forever. When I played baseball, we would say this to climb the baseball, right? Because to climb the fence, you? Because you climb the fence. You want to get to the dugout, you don't want to walk all the way around where all the people are. You just throw your hat over it and you climb the whole thing.

Obviously. Got to go get it. Yeah. Turn a phrase. Okay, what was I... I was doing some kind of a fat watch something. Okay, here's a Mr. Scurvy. How funny would it be if I lost all the weight within the next year or so?

I've been waiting till it's funny, but Mac did that fat Mac thing when I was younger. Mac? From Always Sunny? From Always Sunny. He got fat and then skinny again. And then Nicocado Avocado just did it. So it's like, I'm gonna have to wait two or three years.

Well, you can lose weight when it's not funny. No, that wouldn't be funny. You can do that. No, it's not happening. Let's see, Democrat influencer Olivia Giuliana claims RFK Jr. is so unhealthy in his appointment into the HHS secretary's dangers. Uh oh, let me see if I can get a full view of her. I don't know if that's, I don't know if she said that, but she did say this.

Let me find. She said, I was a teenage girl when when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress. Obviously not standing. And now I get to sit and watch. Sitting twice in one sentence. Wow. Now I got to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States. Absolutely shameful. That's the same woman. Damn. Let's see this. Let's get to the bottom of this.

See what we're looking at. She leaves out that she's in the same seat from then to like Gilbert Grape's mom. Carries it around with her. Look at this. It comes up when the DNC is bringing. Wow. You can't even tell, but she's standing in front of the Capitol building in this one. Look at that.

Wowzers Whoa That's who's eating the cats we found it no boy, uh My goodness. Okay Is this the future of the party? I don't know. I mean, there have to have a lot of people in line. That future don't last that long at that size. Shatner wants us to vote for this party.

Here's Bianca sends this one. Always like when women send them in. Oh, oh boy. Some fat women riding scooters. Cheap fat women. Yeah. They're splitting a splitting wood Ways than one probably little bird scooters. Yeah

No It's at this point. Well, look she's got like something's wrong. She's falling but through her arms I can't really see one looks like but one looks like they're steering and then the other one is grabbing the arms oh one looks like this is not good oh I thought the one in the back was steering I'm I don't I can't really see who's got the pulling on the white shirted ones arms yeah it could be yeah come on come on come on where's my mouse there we go Oh, right into the fucking corner Look at that, that is That is quality marble Look at this

Unbelievable A house in LA would be just destroyed This is Italian marble Old world craftsmanship The giggle Oh my god They're friends go with it.

Yeah. My word. Uh, okay. This is falling through a playland. This is from Rhinestone Cowboy. Let's see here. Uh, this is a fat woman. Oh, these are always. In Dallas, I guess. I don't know.

You can see her at the top here like to call attention to this right here she's decided to test the limits of physics mmm and this belt cradle and we're off there we we go. That's failure one. Oh no. Failure two. And failure three. Damn. You know, usually the lack of momentum

stops you from breaking through everything. Yeah, that's like jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams level of collapse. Jesus. And that one. Wow. OK. Rough. Last one here. This is Okay. Uh, last one here.

This is from Tmissestimless. Outdoor space is not welcoming for bigger bodies. What's bigger than outdoor? How do you- How do you fix that? Making outdoors less racist? How do you make outdoors bigger? It's outdoor. I don't know.

Science? Like space? Say it's up more? What did you say? Well, I'm at a loss. Stay outside? Getting stuck outside. Getting stuck outside?

Yeah, I don't know. We're gonna knock some of these buildings down? Is that what we do? These fat guys, they trip hiking claustrophobicly. Ah, here they are. They've become asexual. These are two women, right? Yeah. Claire Wood and Claire, you're kidding me.

Claire Wood and Claire what? Claire Wood and Claire Brunch? Is that a name? Brunny? Bernie? Bunny? It looks like, yeah, Bernie. Are part of a group. They're both individual groups. Dedicated to improving access to the outdoors for plus-sized people. You need more ramps? Outdoors is kind of just all ramps.

You don't need, right? I'm trying to think of anything constrictive. The paths are too maybe narrow. The walking trails. Maybe they need wider trails. It's closing in on them on either side. Stuck on a split rail fence, like a steer or something. Oh, they don't want cattle guards probably.

Don't know. Yeah. From the blustery, rugged footpaths... Put cow catchers back on the front of trains? ...of the coast to the green meandering roots of the Dales, Yorkshire is seemingly a country made for walkers. But according to one campaign group, not everybody feels welcome to lace up their walking boots and explore. We joined Claire Wood, who's from Manchester, and Claire Bearny from Bradford, on a sunny autumn walk.

Oof, around Swinstree Reservoir. On a sunny autumn walk. Near Harry Gates. Suddenly turned to an eclipse. To learn more about their plus size outdoor experiences. You think they had like a boom mic to interview them? Yeah, right? Right, to get close to them?

Bro. The two women are part of the Yorkshire branch of Every Body Outdoors, a group dedicated to improving access to the great outdoors for plus-sized people. There's no competitive element. We're not racing. What does that fucking mean?

Why does it say access? As opposed to what? Why do they use access? I don't know. It's there. They get too many curbs, I guess. Have you ever raced to fish or like walk up that hill? I like that they specify that there's no race.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's not a race, guys. You know, we didn't think it was. Yeah. There's no competitive element. It's literally just because outdoor spaces are traditionally not welcome for those of us in bigger bodies.

Huh, I guess it's like the dolphin because they went up on land and then evolved lungs and then went back in the sea. Fat people like went inside and then got real fat and they're like, they can't go back outside. Through the door. Yeah. Right. The 45 year old has enjoyed walking all her life because she grew up with dogs.

A lot of people don't take their dogs to... She had to run into the... They eat all the food if she didn't walk over to where it was? Is that why... She enjoyed walking... I know she wasn't walking her dogs. She grew up having dogs or grew up with dogs? Raised by...

Or eating dogs. Yes. Didn't grow up walking the dogs. Right, right. You need a mic for this part. She said she'd never tried to join a traditional walking group because she assumed she would slow everybody down and was worried that she would need to stop for a rest while the rest of the group carried on without her.

It made me feel excluded. Oh. She'd bring a sled dog team. They have those, you know, in training, they have the wheels on the sleds, you know. Ms. Bernie Forte, who described herself as a comfortably fat woman. Comfortably fat woman?

I'm gonna start saying that I'm comfortably fat. Recall the change. Recall the time when she tried to join a walking group. She said, I'm actually quite an experienced walker with my husband. I've been walking my whole life. I've been walking my husband this whole time. We've been going out for 15 years, but I wanted to go on a group hike.

Still haven't made it home. Those two for the group hike. I keep having to catch him. I contacted the organizer and said, by the way, I'm in a bigger body. That's the new thing. I'm in a bigger body. Oh, that's the new thing. I'm in a bigger body. Like they don't like they're being stuck in a mess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Caught in my power armor. Bigger body.

Yeah. They're outside of. By the way, I'm in a bigger body. Like this weird dissociative thing, you know? Yeah. Well, it's not my problem. I'm just in a bigger body. I'm currently in a bigger body. By the way, I'm in a drunk body today. I'm not missed at all. I'm just in a bigger body? Yeah. Well, it's not my problem. I'm just in a bigger body. I'm currently in a bigger body. By the way, I'm in a drunk body today. I'm not missed at all. I'm just in a bigger body. I'm in a bigger body.

I'm capable and happy. Dick's been stuck in an alcoholic's body for four days. I don't know who's going to flare up. He'll get out. He's been going out for 15 years. I'm capable and happy walking a distance. A distance. And I can absolutely achieve what we're looking to distance. A distance. And I can absolutely achieve what we're looking to do.

These quotes. But I will just be slower. Yeah, okay. Okay. I felt like they didn't even look at what I'd written. She said angrily. When referring to a walk, she went on with the group. Within the first 200 meters, they just bounded off with the rest of the group. And it made me feel very unwelcome. So they ditched the fat girl and now they've got a whole organization about it!

They bounded off! In 200 meters, what is that? How short is that of a distance? It's not that long, I mean it's like... Isn't that commonly known as a dash? Don't you measure like a 200 meter dash? Yeah, it's not that long. I mean, it's like, yeah. Isn't that commonly known as a dash? Don't you measure like a 200 meter dash? Yeah, it's not far. Yeah, it's like.

A 200 meter Mrs. Dash. So that's half the length of a track, right? Yeah. So half, because a 400 meter dash is all the way around. Is that like a quarter mile? Yeah, it's eighth of a mile that she got winded and had to quit. It made me feel very excluded and I got upset during the day. I got very upset during the day.

I have something this bitch may not have considered. What happens when your new walking group goes off and you're the slow one then too? Do you start another walking group? The fatter? Do you start a fatter, slower walking group? You can't keep up with this one! There's tears of fat walking groups. Do they have a sitting group?

For the ones who want to sit at the beginning of the trail until they get back? Well, it occurred to me that the reason they were bounding away is because the Earth was sinking as she was following. Trying to escape. Yeah, they didn't want to. It was like some Indiana Jones. Duck tales in the beginning of Duck Tales. Yeah, yeah. We've all been there. A great Earth upset. Like DuckTales in the beginning of DuckTales. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. We've all been there.

A great Earth upset. But then she discovered, man can you imagine? She's like reading this with her husband. It's like, look, they wrote that article about me in BBC. Can you show all your friends? Can you take it to work? At the asshole factory? But then she discovered the Everybody Outdoors group and has since become one of its volunteers.

The organization currently runs 26 walking groups across the UK and plans to expand into other activities such as climbing. Oh, come on. That's just stairs. Keep setting yourself up for failure. Keep realistic goals. Yeah, let's. It's like putting out a comic book in a reasonable amount of time.

It also campaigns for clothing, gear, and representation for plus-sized bodies in the outdoor movement. Ms. Wood said there was a lack of outdoor clothing available for plus-sized people. It's just clothing. There's tents everywhere. You can buy them at any outdoor shop. Just cut some sleeves in a tent. You're fine. We have money to spend people still buy curtains There's gotta be there's money to be made doors Not curtains. We want to buy these things. We need these things she added. No, I don't think you need

I don't think you need special outside clothes Your normal clothes will be fine. Well, the thing is is if you're that size and you need special outside clothes. Your normal clothes will be fine. Well, the thing is, is if you're that size and you're going outside, you're not gonna stay that size. Oh yeah, that's, well. In theory. Yeah, in theory. So it's like you shouldn't need anything that size. Just put your fucking furniture pad on

and get outside and sweat it off. Like you're just itching there, yum, Johnny. If you were following along, apparently outdoors is not large enough. Well, it's just about them getting ditched. That's what we want to call it. That's all this was. Yeah.

Shorten walking trails. There, yeah, fixed it. Miss Bernie who, they just need to walk in a little circle. Yeah. Her name's Bernie. Okay. Miss Bernie who started a plus-size sewing pattern company and finding outdoor clothing that would fit was so difficult she started making her own.

I bet it looks amazing. That's... I made waterproof over trousers, actual walking trousers. Was it like fisherman waders or something? Like waterproof over trousers? Cranberry bogging? Is that what the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she did that. There was a huge shortage of cranberries at Thanksgiving. Fucking yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, she did that. There was a huge shortage of cranberries at Thanksgiving. Fucking yeah. It was gone. That was the year she perfected her over trousers.

Right, that was the testing ground with the Ocean Spray Factory. That was the cranberry free Thanksgiving. You know, that 200 meters thing. Ocean Spray went bankrupt. It means she stopped walking at 200 meters. It doesn't mean that they found it off. It means she made it 200 meters and then stopped.

And they couldn't go anymore. Rebecca Dawson, one of the founders, oh yeah, I couldn't, which are the lower leg protections? Some gators, okay, which are the lower leg protection? Because I couldn't get waterproof trousers that would fit my body. Rebecca Dawson, one of the founders of the Every Body Outdoors,

set up the clothing company Vampire Outdoors. Why would you call... Sucks the fat out of you. Because they're obsessed with vampires or... That's the garlic. Sucks the gravy out of you. Because she was so fed up. Come on, Vampire...

Because she was so fed up. Jesus fucking Christ, guys. Not being able to find suitable outdoor clothing that fitted plus-sized people. This writer's hilarious. Someone clearly was in on it. You know that, yes. She's been a keen hiker for more than 10 years and said it's 100% a problem. There is a size bias to people doing outdoor activities.

I mean, what? They can't fit in boats. Yeah, no shit. You know they can't. Their shoes are always turning crooked. Yeah, their feet don't fit in the ledges. These damn shoes got crooked on me again. More potholes than ever. A lot of clothing manufacturers and retailers

don't recognize that these people in bigger bodies wanna do outdoor activities, including the more adventurous things like long distance hiking and mountaineering. Mountaineering? They gotta climb over each other. Come on, that's just an ambitious term. Like, it's a mountaineering.

I wanna go mountaineering. Sean, it's a Mission Impossible. Climb the 14 eight granders in the world. That's my goal at 375. She said there were some entry-level clothing in larger sizes in some shops but for anything more advanced. What is more advanced about walking? They need like a plus-size rope to take with them mountaineering? Yeah. Do they think smaller people have all

these like extra special things? Just clothing. I don't know, a backpack? Like, is that what it means? But for anything more advanced, the choice was severely lacking. 50 gallon duffel bag. Above a size 20. Yeah, that's big. Another small family run business, Topsy Curvy, which is based in Manchester,

was set up by Joe Frost in 2013. Joe Frosting. Yeah. Cause at 25, she struggled to buy clothes in stores and online that would fit. Oh wow. She said there was definitely an issue for plus size people. She wants to climb the waffle tower. Well you got to think of like who would invest in a plus size clothing company because if no one buys that first two pieces.

It's a money maker though. It's a killer. those first two pieces yeah bankrupt because all that material and time it's not cheap that's why yeah clothing there's a sliver of it you don't get much but yeah goddamn is expensive yeah yeah because it's right you want girls why don't we sell sell out so fast with the handmaids tail costumes you're instantly sold out in 3X. I got one in her size for her to wear when she's inaugurated. It's going to be great. Outdoor clothing and especially waterproof clothing is on our radar and something we're hope to do is a tiny family run business.

Tiny family run business. Oh my God. Retailers are apparating to, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is it waterproof though? Cause the whole point of fitness gear is that it's like sweat wicking and helps get the water away from you. Why is it waterproof? They don't sweat at all. It's too thick.

So you don't leave any barbecue stains when you fucking spill it all over your fucking chest? Right, right, who took barbecue pit stains? Jesus Christ. Did you spill Casey Masterpiece everywhere? No, I just walked up by help. Casey in the Masterpiece everywhere? No, I just walked up a hill. Casey the Masterpiece bitch? What do you think about this?

Do you think he's going to prison? Jail? Whatever? No. Johnny? Absolutely not. No, you don't think so? Calling it now. Okay.

Let me see if I got anything else. Just like I called the art thing with your... With my mosaic, yeah. With Randy's terrible mosaic. Yeah. Calling it now. Do we see this lady getting ready for Christmas? Jesus. Oh no. With my mosaic, yeah. With Randy's terrible mosaic. Calling it now. Do we see this lady getting ready for Christmas?

Oh no. Oh boy. I didn't see that time. That's why there was a... Earth shift by a degree or two. She like kicks up, but I didn't see her hand touch her foot. Oh boy. Oh, she's got... She broke its legs. Yeah. She's riding it. Oh God, here comes... She broke its legs. Yeah. She was riding it. Oh, God.

Here comes a torn meniscus. Oh, man. The Christmas sweaters they do make in plus sizes, I guess. I knew a guy that's big. The Bucky's onesies. Those are big, too. That was actually supposed to be worn by a reindeer. Those shoes go flat by the end of the day. Alright, me on my way home, me on my way to a doctor's appointment where I know they'll

blame my weight instead of looking for the root cause of the actual problem. Sounds like they found it. Didn't need an x-ray or anything. Free assessment even. Oh, this is just that. That's just her being... Taking up all the fucking camera. I know I got another one in there.

And it's only half. Mr. Scurvy. Shooter McGavin. Come on guys, give me something good here. Trump shit. Oh yeah. The Burkini oh okay this is that's all I needed to hear this is the heart attack I love it 263

She doesn't even look that big. She's probably tall. She looks tall. Okay, okay, tall. Like I'm 250. Oh wow, 315. Well she just ate. What did she eat? I don't know.

I'm going to tell on you, man. The only time we went to the Heart Attack Grill she was 184 pounds. Just eight. What did she eat? I don't know. 100 pounds? I'm gonna tell on you, man. Well yeah, the only time we went to the heart attack grill, she was 184 pounds. I was a little embarrassed. Because Mint doesn't look 180 pounds. No, that's true. What happened?

It goes to the tits. I lost 30 pounds. Give her the, how do you say that? I lost 30 pounds after that. I saw my scale, it was like, that's too fat. Yeah, it was embarrassing. We were filming it and I didn't agree to take it out of the cut. So it exists forever, like the shot of her on the scale.

That's a good incentive. Good for you. What the hell's going on here? Veto, go to the heart attack grill until he gets a free meal. Yeah, I'll take him. This is a... There's so much to talk about. Ash Buddies?

Oh boy. Two big fat white women. I see six people here. Yeah. This Hugh Hefner guy. Black guy. Some sort of weird looking guy here. I don't know.

Bunny over here. Oh yeah, they're doing a Playboy bunny thing. It's the police, baby. Oh! Emergency, emergency, emergency. Paging Dr. Beef, emergency. Oh, no. Whoa, whoa, hang on. Emergency, emergency. That guy's having the time of his life. No.

The song keeps saying emergency. Paging Dr. Beef. All right. Good luck. Yeah, out luck. Good luck is right. I don't need it. I'm gonna win easily. You think Eric's gonna take the stand? Are you gonna get him up there? Yeah, I actually think that he is gonna take the stand

because it would be best for him to do that. He's got a lot to answer to with this stuff. I mean, if he doesn't take the stand, then there's just a lot of unresolved Conflicts. Yeah, everyone needs closure. Yes, exactly All right, patreon.com slash the dick show dick.chill. See you next Monday. I got voicemails Free Riley dot fund is where you can pay for this Righteous hammer of justice. I'm going on a promo tour, a pre-trial promo tour right now. Oh you are?

I'm gonna go around and do meetups. Okay. Across the country. I might do one here. Do you want to do one? On Saturday? Yeah we can do a meetup on Saturday. Cool.

Then I'm gonna go to Chicago, Philly, I'm gonna go around and see all my friends do meetups. Okay. I'm gonna do something for Free Riley. I'm just asking for money here. I'm creating an entertainment product. Yeah. Okay?

I'm an entertainer, god damn it! Oh... This is art! Oh no, I know! Trump is in charge! It is time for marriage and great art! Yeah. Alright? Magga! Mint fucking came up with that and tweeted it to some Ethan reply.

I'm like, that's so good! Married and great art? That's gonna work. I'm like, that's so good. Merit and great art. That's going to work. I hope you win. I mean, I hope you win. I really hope you get it. I haven't set up any lost conditions, OK? There's no lose conditions necessarily. Yeah, I just really want to up there so we can explain.

Right. It's such a great abuse of these institutions that we rely on to have a society that Eric and people like Eric have destroyed and taken advantage of and disrespected. We made this for women and kids. We made this thing that you're doing for women and Kids who are getting bullied. Yeah, and you're fucking abusing it man because you're getting teased by me Honestly, it's about you. Yeah, it's not about me. Yeah, you know who I am. He's not afraid of me I don't matter to him. I'm just some guy who was outside that night if what he's saying is true

Then he didn't even know I was at the meetup hmm so oh yeah he did say that's true then he didn't know I was there. He fucking did say that. So that's right. He's really afraid of someone that he's not like sure he's there. He doesn't even know your name either he hasn't said your name ever. Yeah. Yeah in that one video about me you know he he's such a cocksucker it just says that the business right next to the business he rents disparaged one of their customers luckily i had already made the business deal and i had the guy's cell phone number ready to give to my attorney so uh okay here we go Nothing makes me more of a rage than going to take a shit in my bathroom,

my fucking master suite, and there's no goddamn toilet paper. My fucking kids will use all of their toilet paper, and then instead of going out into the garage to get more, they'll come into my bathroom and take my fucking toilet paper. They do that. It's honestly unbelievable.

It is unbelievable. You gotta hide toilet paper, man. I'm fucking furious. That's on you. And I don't know what to do. There's no goddamn toilet paper. Hide some toilet paper. I agree.

Tell them not us, dog. Yeah. I buy really expensive toilet paper. It's like the only luxury I really go for. Cause I don't have a bidet. Oh, you have quilted. Why don't you have a bidet? My toilet, I couldn't set it up there. It's like a toilet luxury I really go for. Cause I don't have a bidet. Why don't you have a bidet? My toilet, I couldn't set it up there.

It's like a toilet from like the 70s and it's weirdly placed in my bathroom. So it just wouldn't fit. Excuses. An exterior one wouldn't fit and they won't let me do like a real one. But so I buy really high end toilet paper and I hide it. That's how you do it. Okay. Here we go.

Oops. Hey, Jay. Hey, Sean. Here's a good ratio for you. Mm-hmm. When your girlfriend decides to move something that's been in the same spot for months, potentially even years. Isn't that great?

And there's been no issue Every fucking day. Where it's been until now. I love that so much. It's just gone in a new location. It's gone. And they'll tell you that she moves it Just give, just get rid of it. It's just gone in a new location. It's gone. And she'll tell you that she moves it. Just give, just get rid of it.

Or anything like that. In your mind. Now I gotta search all around and try and find the thing. Make a big mess. That's what I do. Yeah, use regular. Ugh! Pull out everything in the closet until she says,

okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me look, I'll look, I'll look. I know where it is. So you angry look too. Oh yeah. That's my favorite thing to do. I can't find it, where is it? Yeah. I'll see it. Oh my God, yeah. There's my favorite thing. I can't find it. Where is it? Yeah? I don't know anything. I didn't know that was sitting on top of that. I don't get that shit out of there

You said it was in the closet, I don't know I mean I knew where it was before but Wow look at that. Oh that broke shit. You're gonna have to get rid of that shoes all over now! Oh, the angry... Yeah! Yeah! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop there just look for it. Uhhhhhhhhh God. You have until all the drawers and cabinets are empty to fucking procure this item or I'm gonna fucking actually lose it. GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS!

Because you can't say that, right? I do. I have a nice home life because I do say that. With Carl and the shabby, fierce, fierce fatty thing was hilarious. I really love your idea of writing in scenarios from married children, you know, albundi things you're sending in to her. I'd have to go read it online.

That would be hilarious. Oh yeah, that was a funny bonus episode. But that, the stories, the fat stories, fat at work stories, where all the fat ladies were writing in, crying about what was happening at their work and all their bosses were they were writing Apparently the most hilarious comedians ever because some of these lines were like there no way a regular person could make them up Their bosses were like oh wow. Yeah, you almost be careful. You almost burned a calorie there Just like she clapped yeah

You just burned a calorie. Wow, really? That's happening all over? A couple other ones are like that too. I was like, I don't think that's real. And they eat lunch in their car because they're so tired of getting asked if they're going to eat their entire salad for lunch. Right.

Remember? Brings in a dozen. You're going to eat all of those? You're going to eat that? Yeah. You're going gonna eat all of those Yeah all of that Salad yeah, okay When he brings in the doughnuts and everyone goes those are Dexter's breakfast

It's like actually that's obviously the social move is to bring dough. Yeah. Yeah Hey dick, what's really making me a rage this week is my fucking wife Every time we get an argument. She says That all I want is to be right Yeah Bitch, I am already right. Yeah, the one who wants to be right if what you said was factually correct I wouldn't be arguing against it. I think she thinks you're supposed to win 50% of the arguments Yeah

Women I Remember thinking like that. I Kind of feel like I wish I still did. Hmm, you know have that kind of like wonder and innocence mmm hope. Gone. Dealing with, just dealing with the world as though it was like, you know, unique individual things that can be affected. I didn't give up till this year. Yeah, I kept thinking one day meant it's going to be very easy to get along with.

And then she starts yelling at Vito, she's yelled at Tony from Hacked the Movies like that. I'm like, man, she's just gonna keep doing this. Tony from Hack the Movies you're fighting with too? No, no, no, not fighting with, but she's talked to him that way, right? Oh yeah. Where she gets overwhelmed trying to get her thoughts out, and it just gets higher and higher in volume. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it's hard for me to like regulate sound when I get emotionally charged up. We know how autism works. Is that? Well, that's called being quiet, right. It's hard for me to regulate sound. What are you talking about? See, I also... Can you regulate your sound for me, please?

Did you kick down to the bar? It's not my fault. I can't regulate my sound. I have a disability. I have to say, during that phone call, Mint cracked me up because I could hear the exasperation with Fetal. How do you actually think this? They're still fucking fighting. me up because I could hear the exasperation like, with Vito, like, how are you not, how do you actually think this?

How can you? They're still fucking fighting. They're still fighting. I just, I related to the exasperation of in her voice. So, Vito only comes into the Discord to plug what not streams or argue with me, fight with me. They fight all the time. And then Vito will go off and he'll be like DMing

like Mint and everybody that we know. The other day he tried that on me in Discord and I just left him on Red. And that's why he tanked the segment. Because I just didn't reply to him when he was trying to squash the beef the day before. He's like, what do we both do if we're entertainers for you to stop making fun of me? What do we do? For the audience. And I'm like, well, I'm kind of enjoying making fun of you right now. I spent a long time not making fun of you, actually, Vito. I'm enjoying it. Make up for lost time.

Well, think about it. Like a year and a half ago, Vito was sitting on the biggest problem wearing the void gazer shirt, and I just fought Ralph in my house, like two years ago. And now, Vito, really? That was two years ago you fought Ralph? Seems like longer. Maybe. How did that fight go? How did that fight go? Three and a half years ago. And now, V, really? Now it's two years ago you fought Ralph? Seems like longer. Maybe, it's 2012. How did that fight go? Three and a half years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How was that fight? You fought Ralph and then you came in and hit him and he spit on you. Yeah, she just hit him 15 times till he was two days, dropped his phone and went outside. But then I tried to give him his phone back and he got me back for men's punches. By handing his phone back, he punched me.

We're southern gentlemen, Sean, you understand? Yeah, where does this leave you guys? We settled our conflict. We're fine now, dude. I love Ralph. Yeah. I, uh, I love Ralph. Yeah. Recently, Vito has, uh... Did you know about all this, Dalish?

The fight? Did you see it? You did see it? What did you think about the fight with Ralph? I've never seen a man get punched by a woman like that. He did get hit pretty hard. Now, recently Vito was being hyped up for a stream with Sven by you and Ralph and everybody. Oh yeah, that was funny. And then he undercut Ralph and did the stream with Sven at like 3 in the morning that none of us have seen.

Oh wait, really? Because nobody's ever heard of it. He already did the stream like two fucking weeks ago. Oh where? And on the election, dude, just on some Sven stream on Rumble or whatever. I mean not to disparage Sven but nobody heard of it. I didn't know that. Nobody knew about it.

Was Ralph all fucked up at that stream or he couldn't do it or he was just skipped it? No, we scheduled twice. And one was Ralph and one was Vito was asleep. And then when they do the beef, Sven told Ralph about it on his election night stream and Ralph was pretty pissed about it, but luckily for Vito, Ralph got served that national warrant to distract him.

But I think there's some unfinished business there if I have anything to say about it. Because as a producer, I don't think that you undercut the show promoter after weeks of building up the hype of your show. And Vito knew what he was doing. I know, he always knows what he's doing. He's trying to avoid conflict so much that it has to come to him.

You know? He's really running out of options. I was just saying, it's not like he can run from it. I mean, you're here in LA. I'm one mile from Vito for a week. I'm staying in an expensive hotel room next to his house, eating at his Asian food restaurants, going to, I'm the Asian at the Costco this week Vito Giswoldi, I'm your Asian at the Costco.

There he goes. The hat's over the fence now. Well he said that's fine. I mean he said Nick Fuentes, he an anti Nick Fuentes pepper spraying that lady. A lot of people want me to ring his doorbell. It's like a satirical statement or something. Oh, I don't think you should do that. I'm just saying a lot of people want me to ring his doorbell. It's something people want.

I'm sure they do. Audience demand's important. Yeah, that's true. Illegal Mexicans, my dad does HVAC, and so they kind of, they have a lot of relationships with guys around the city. Yeah, sure. He met this Mexican, Israel, and basically, he does concrete, so with all the extra money he makes, he essentially buys all the fucking houses in the Northeast area.

You don't know what that is. But anyway, it's like our shithole part of town. He buys all these fucking houses. And now he's just a Section 8 slumlord. So even the Mexicans are figuring this shit out. And you know what? Honestly, I'm happy for him, I'm happy for him. I'm happy for him, real.

Go get yours, buddy. I know, dude. That's all I got. Okay. My landlord's a British guy and his brother, and they have a Cybertruck, and they're like across the street from me, but they own a bunch of houses

in the middle of nowhere in Kentucky. So they're like extraordinarily wealthy where I live. It fucking sucks for me. Because you're not wealthy? Yeah. Yeah, it's really embarrassing. There's a cyber truck on my street and it's not mine. Yeah. We got one of those in this neighborhood. You think I didn't go far enough away to avoid a fucking cyber truck?

I live in Corbin, Kentucky and there's one next street. They're everywhere now. Yeah, they're everywhere. I saw one on the freeway. Oh, I see them all the time. You know, I read that- I see multiple, multiple every day. They're like more dangerous because they're more they're more safe in a crash But because they have all that safety shit people just check out

Yeah, so they crash at like a hundred miles an hour and die like three times more often. Snowmobiling is like safe. Yeah snow. Yeah, so people just fucking die all the time They just crash because they're like it's snow. Well yeah those things are fucking fast. Yeah, and they can land on you as it turns out. They just crash, and they're like, it's snow. Well yeah, those things are fucking fast. And they can land on you, as it turns out. Yeah, yeah. Okay. The Dick Show.

We're going to go back to the classics. Oh. Okay. I have no faith in this voicemail. I was going to talk about Gimli, and now he's the best fellowship character. Okay. Because he's like a metaphor for how you have the poor kind of world that isn't built for you.

Okay. And he's also racist, which is, you know. I think the dwarves are pretty racist in that world, aren't they? I don't know. He's talking about this as a whole point of the whole fake universe. Yeah, everybody is.

That's where you get to be. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, everybody is. That's where you get to be. Oh yeah. Okay, maybe one more. Oh, here we go. Are you guys big Lord of the Rings guys? No. I'm not big.

Me neither. It's like fine. I've just learned about it by like fucking osmosis, because everybody else seems to know about that. She just kind of soaks in. I read the books in middle school and it's like Percy Jackson. It's like not that It's like fine YA, but they're super they're like BC as fantasy goes right? I mean they're written so long ago They're pretty pretty tame. Yeah, there's no wheelchairs at all

Narnia has a better edge to it George R. R. Martin's right that they were just too boring too bland Yeah, I guess you need that to subvert it eventually I don't know. They're fine. All that shit's fine. It's like how much are you how much are you liking this? Like a world aren't that good either though. Yeah The books really are how good can a book get exactly right? You can explain it by a little bit and that's fine couple sentences out of it You know, it makes me rage

the reaction defining some finding out somebody had died the reaction being But they were just alive yesterday Yeah, I just saw it today. They're dead Yeah, I'll let it slide. It's not works kid, you know processing their first death. Oh, I'll let it slide if it's a kid. In your mid-50s, people have died around you before. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. Oh, fuck, you got me. They were alive yesterday, that means they're alive today. I was just pulling a little prank on you. I see what you say. But you caught me. I fucking lied. Just slap somebody if they say that.

Oh, not really. They're dead now. Sorry Oh, I just saw yesterday Like the Tyson pre fight that's fight had to be thrown man I can't I can't live with myself that fight wasn't thrown okay that Tyson fight all right I was saying the whole time. That's so he's in there That one hit there's no there's no way old that he didn't have one more hit in him. You could hit him with a sledgehammer and he wouldn't fall down.

He couldn't close the gap. He doesn't have the legs to get... He couldn't close the gap with Jake Paul. He could just keep backing up and hold him at arm's length. He's not fast enough. Look at their training. Really? How'd he get that one hit in then? Luck? Yes. That he it was a well the only one there was like I mean I think he was he was waiting for the counter But he wasn't even fast enough to pull the trigger on the counters like he would wait He would slip a punch and then come up with that left hook and miss like 90% of the time

Just straight up ducking under him faster than I've seen before Their training was him dancing around the bag and Tyson beating it up. So, I mean, he knew what he was doing, at least in that regard. But if Jake Paul beat him up, we can all beat up Mike Tyson. And it's a new era. I guess God is dead.

Yeah. All right. Goodbye, everybody. I don't know. You guys need a plug? Anybody? Yeah. Johnny? YouTube.com slash Clipiverse, at Clipiverse.

Season two starts like January 23rd or 4th or something like that. Okay. Keep an eye out. Good luck. AutisticBoobs.com. AutisticBoobs.com. You got any boob related sites, Johnny? Not as AutisticBoobs.com.

A good one? Mildly. Okay. Alright, goodbye. Dalish, of course. You got anything? You can also find me at AutisticBoobs.com this week. Oh yeah, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday stream.

I'm going to have to... What are you doing? What are you guys doing? We're going to be doing porn all weekend, you know? All three of you? Two of you? No, just them. I don't want involved. Hopefully Johnny will come out with me while they're doing it. We don't have to be around them. You guys are entering a...

Dude, I bet we need nine toys. Entering a Riketa situation over here. What are you guys doing in your pornography? Haven't decided yet. Okay. I'm gonna play some Legos. That's at least one thing. When you did a bondage tape in bunny costume last time.

Oh, you're gonna step bondage like you're gonna step on Legos naked? Oh, that would be good. Oh, that's a good idea. Okay. Waterboard. Wait, what? Waterboarding? You know what?

You got a waterboard naked? We'll try it for you, Johnny. We'll figure it out. I thought we were just going to go to Costco. Well, the IRL stream is we're just going to eat around the Costco. You're going to be whores in Costco? Yeah. No, they're conflating. We're going to to the beach, we're gonna do a bunch of stuff.

Oh, that's just for fun, the whores in Costco? Costco. Costco. Yeah. Costco. Well, yeah, I'm gonna be a whore in Costco. Costco gods. I'm not gonna film it though. They sell mattresses now too.

Do you think if we livestream all around the one mile radius of his house all week that he'll come confront us Do you think there's even a chance of that because that's that would be funny Yeah, oh you're not gonna be here for the biggest problem I mean obviously you're not if I show up the show will be going already and I'll be watching it from up there I'm not gonna unblock him before that episode, but I mean obviously you're not Vito What you blocked her for what? Protecting me about Riley. Oh really? Yeah, well I'm with my family at dinner and then

Everybody wants some modern behavior Calling me twice in a row is instant block like calling me and then you get hung up on and calling again to try to break through that Is a block for a month. Yeah, and the next block will be for a year Yeah, that's that's my new policy. Yeah, it's like I'm sitting there with my fucking nephews playing piano reading the chords Okay, you have to be able to maintain for a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want notes Yeah, I don't want notes on my behavior in this in this content. I wouldn't take them Let me make it really clear right now. He can't stop me. He can't help you whoever you are He can't protect you outside of here

Just on the record I don't be safe. Okay. Goodbye everyone. Yeah. Thank you