The Dick Show - Episode 438

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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Check this out. What? This is the future that you get to look forward to. Here's Amazon's new delivery drone. I thought it was that shotgun right there. Well, they're one and the same as it turns out. Here is, do I have that right? Yeah.

This is Amazon's delivery drone doing a test drop. Looks amazing. What a tremendous technology, right? Where did it drop it? Just drops it into your yard. Yeah drop shit all over your yard Okay, almost people are not gonna be you know throwing nets over these things to sell them for a copper scrap Oh god, that's included. Haven't we watched? I mean we've watched video of that stuff going on, right? Yeah Are you looking forward to having your shit catapulted to your house like that'd be a better one Amazon catapult No shit. Yeah in some neighborhoods. Do you think like 50% of packages will be intercepted?

100% I mean it right you just follow them to where they're dropping it off and take it. What is the thinking here? Right there's no way or they'll be like we don't offer the drone service in this neighborhood. Yeah, we only have to come down to a depot center to pick up your package. Yeah. How is this a good idea? It's not. No, I mean, look, it's probably it's an OK.

Obviously, breakage will go up. Yeah. You mean stealing or breaking actual broken items? Actual breaking. And then if you, you know, you drop it into it, you know, these people look like they live in a fairly nice house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A yard is, you know, captive. I'm guessing-

The criminals are gonna go in that yard to take that box. They got bad news for you. You're actually kind of encouraging worse stuff to happen. That could be because this, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean- To steal your mascara, your one hour delivery mascara. Yeah, yeah. It couldn't go the last 10 feet and land.

I don't see how this goes, how this gets better. No. They don't want the, because they don't want a dog to have an incident with it, you know. Oh, is that the reason? I have no idea. Because it's harder to take off, that's why. If you're in the ground effect, you can float.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. With no energy, but if you land, it's way harder. I know, yeah. Plus, you know, something, but if you land, it's way harder. Plus you know, something, I mean, I don't know. Looks dumb to me. Yeah, that doesn't look like something that you'd want to have. That's probably dropping it from probably at least eight feet, 10 feet, right? I mean...

It's kind of cool though. I guess. It's cool. I don't know what was in the box. You're seeing that shit fly around all over the place, all over our heads, all day. It's the future. Every day, people ordering eggs, you know? Yeah, people ordering eggs.

Ordering hair clips. Oh, I got to get that. Oh yeah, send me a drone out. Like, god damn it. I need to order one. I would fucking hate that. If I was a homeless, just trying to get high on fentanyl, sitting in my free parking space tent,

they took over the paid parking at the bank down the street. The homeless are now setting their tents up in the paid parking lot where you will get a ticket if you don't put five cents in the meter, but they can spread out over six parking spots. Totally fine. Right?

If I'm sitting there trying to get high on fentanyl, staring up at the sky, and I'm just seeing people ordering shit on Amazon. I mean, I'll last about five minutes before I want to start throwing stuff at that. Just to see if you can hit it. And then see what's in the box. In our lifetime.

Isn't that amazing? It is. It is. I mean, I have a feeling that egg sales is going to go through the roof. People are like, fuck, these are broken. Amazon's gonna be subsidizing the egg industry because they're fucking gonna have to write off so much loss. How much is that shit gonna cost?

How much equipment do we have lying around in the city? We've got the Lyft scooters. All the scooters are in a big pile now because it was too convenient to just drop them off at the bar. Does anybody use those things anymore? I think just me. I've seen a couple people riding them around,

but they were everywhere. They were everywhere for a long time. Well, now they forced them to just be in a big pile, like the fat gay sex pile in South Park. Oh, wow. The city did. They won't shut off unless you find a pile to throw them in.

The fat gay city. Yeah. Now we got these, they're gonna be flying around, stuck on things. It's a very ugly world. That's what they're gonna live in. That's gotta cost, ultimately that's gotta cost them. There's no way that they haven't thought of this.

Do you think they're just, they're thinking that it's not gonna be as bad as it will be? Money, it doesn't even matter. Are they underestimating what, just like people are capable of? I really don't know. Just drive it, you know Give the give the Amazon guys some like toilet credits or something this

This would absolutely work. No problem in Japan. Yes, this cannot work in America the entire this you talk about Countries have cultures. Mm-hmm. We can't have nice things. Yeah, we just we just can't now We messed up our culture too much. We just can't have drones. We can't have nice things. Yeah, we just we just can't now we messed up our culture too much We just can't have drones. We don't If there's a nice Like wall, you've got a scrawl something in it. Yeah bathroom stuff It's like in the in the busiest train stations in Tokyo They have incredible incredible bidets with heated seats. Not even a ship streak, anywhere. It's a train station.

Yeah, oh man. It's a fucking, do you know what a train station here is like? Dude, they are. What a gas station bathroom here is like? The influencers or whomever is just like, really ruining it for everyone in Japan. I saw a guy, I saw a bicycler doing a wheelie through those shrines,

through those like, you know, those orange shrines that go all the way up a mountain, like a sacred shrine. It's like doing a fucking, it's like doing a Tony Hawk shit through Notre Dame. Like what does it matter with you? Why are you doing this to them? They never did anything to any, all they did was make us great porno and video games and you're shitting all- and cars, quite frankly. You're shitting all over them. Right. Rude.

It's rude. Yeah. Ah, Sean. Yes, sir. This is gonna be a rough one. Is it? Yeah, I'm already gonna cry. No, don't cry.

My dog tore his ACL. I know. You know that? Yeah, that's wild. And you don't know how she did it. No, but I'm blaming my nephew. You think so? Wait, did she come home?

Did she come home? That way? Or you were with? It was after that she started limping, but she could've torn it anywhere. She's a high-performance athlete. Finally! Took her to the vet. The vet said, she looks great.

Her weight is dead on. Really? 66 pounds. Really? 66 pounds. Really? She just lost 10% of her body weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She did what Vito could not do in less time. Right.

Under budget. Right. She had no destroyed toys to show for it. None. Yeah. No ruined friendships. Yeah, right. God, Vito's fighting today still.

He's fighting with who? It's Frog Tony. Oh, really? I got, I want to tell Vito's fighting today still. He's fighting with who? It's Frog Tony. Oh really? I got, I wish, I want to tell Vito, you know, don't fight down, fight up. Well, pick on people who are bigger than you. That's the idea. Don't ever fight down.

Yeah. That's not how you do it, but you know. Right. I don't give advice, people don't ask for advice, so. Anyway, blown ACL. Wow. Perfect ACL. Wow. Perfect weight. Yeah.

So I imagine the weight will get all fucked up. Well, that's good that it wasn't, I mean, you know, I guess, maybe it wasn't good, I don't know. That's good they could at least eliminate that as a, you know. Yeah. Because then you can go like, oh, maybe I should have not fed her as much, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, hey, she's still 15 pounds heavy or something. As soon as she started losing weight, blown ACL. Yeah, right. So I'm prepared for, you know? Like, hey, she's still 15 pounds heavy or something. As soon as she started losing weight, blown ACL. Yeah, right? Yeah, see? So I'm prepared for, you know, I would, in a normal world, I would be congratulating myself for having bought pet insurance after her pneumonia

cost me six grand. That's fucking, I didn't even know that. You didn't know it cost that much? No, I didn't know she had pneumonia. I knew she had like the ingrown lashes and stuff. I mean, I knew she got got I think I knew she got sick But I don't think you ever mentioned that you got her cloth fucked up at the dog Do you have some fat woman with a dog that she's never walked obviously? Yeah, I'm like attacked her

Yeah, fucked up her claw. So she I took her to the vet and out the vet, you know miraculously somehow She got pneumonia and required to be at the vet for a week Which I didn't think would cost that much because the pound exists and it's almost the same. It's crazy. Except they have an IV. Well, they have vets at the pound or at least it's a vet on call. There's not much difference between the two.

I've been to the pound and I've been to the vet and they're more or less the same except there's people at one, right? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe the pound costs $6,000 a week for a dog. I don't know. Elon will get on it.

So I got the insurance, but I'm fully prepared for the insurance to deny it. If they can. Reckless, reckless behavior. If they can, I believe they will. And that's the, sadly, that's, I mean, I've just, I've seen it where it's like, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

Like it's, call anything a preexisting condition. Somehow they'll check vet records and go, well, she- Well, she was fat for so long. Right, that's what I'm thinking. So you blew out her AC. Yeah, she, like you wore, yeah, you wore, like that. I do not put- You wore it down, yeah. I do not put that past them at all.

It's fucking, it's crazy. It's so fucking crazy. It's such a fucking shakedown. Yeah, it is. It's just, there are scummy industries and insurance is fucking at the top. The only business on earth that doesn't think that they should incur any amount of risk

and they're in the risk business. Insurance companies. Insurance companies. They're such cocksuckers. They don't think they should take any fucking risk. And they don't even like realize that that's weird. Like no, people expect you to pay us for sometimes more than we put in, you know?

Yeah, that's what we're kind of expecting. Because billions of people never cash out. You just sit there and pay in. Taking money. Yeah. It's crazy. I'm looking forward to, you know, the long road to recovery as soon as my arm healed.

Doing the same thing to her. That'll be a lot of fun. Jesus. And we have a, we've got, you have a big announcement today. And I do. I have a big announcement also. What's your big announcement?

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Thanks! Thanks! I mean, you announced it, so I assume everybody's happy about this. Yeah, it happened on election night. Crazy enough. Wow. That's not surprised. I knew it would. I knew it was that one. Wow.

I told a friend of mine who'd spent about a year on IVF, and he goes, how long you been trying? I said, once, what do you mean? Yeah, what are you doing? How are you doing it? That's your problem. What is your, yeah. You're doing it wrong.

You just like spending money or what? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. Yeah. You're doing it wrong. You just like spending money or what? Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. Trying to make somebody, yeah. Too white, that's your issue. Maybe.

Mexicans, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. Mexicans, weird. There you go. There you go. There you go. Wow, that was the last news I was expecting for you to say big news. That's what everybody said. Wow.

I told my family, I wasn't really gonna, I was like, I don't know, you're not supposed to tell people early because you know, you could easily lose it. I know, that's the thing, people don't, yeah, realize that it's like... The doctor said if the Patreon doesn't go above 20,000, that it's a higher chance of miscarriage, so that's on the audience. Right. You know, that's on you guys. Right. Um... Jesus Christ. You guys found out for like a little while ago, I take it? I mean... Uh, when did we find out? Last week? Last week?

Wow. Yeah. Um... Unbelievable. So now no one can argue with me on anything. That's kind of... I mean, I've always been missing the kid card. That is true. Like, you just don't have kids so you don't care.

I'm like, actually I have kids so it makes my opinion even more right than yours. That is. And I can use it on other people. Weaponize children. Yeah, exactly. That's way more powerful. No one phrased it to me like that before.

No, but that's exactly what I was thinking. So we're at Thanksgiving and I'm thinking, I don't know, should I tell my family? I probably should tell them. Yeah. You never know what's gonna happen. And I tell my family? I probably should tell them. Yeah. You never know what's going to happen. And always tell everybody everything right away is my motto.

Well, yeah. I mean, it's- It's Thanksgiving time. That way you don't miss a chance, I guess. Yeah. And plus I get a bunch of free stuff. People are going to give me all the free baby shit that I don't- They will. You know, obviously I'm going to tell people

before Christmas, right? Especially my family. Well, a lot of it will be from their kids. You know, obviously I'm gonna tell people before Christmas. Yeah. Right, especially my family. Well, a lot of it will be from their kids, you know? It's like that they don't need anymore. Those kids are too old. So, no, I mean, but they keep baby clothes and you know, shit like that. Oh, yeah.

So you gotta go through like really quick and see if there's like any remnant of like a tag or anything to make sure you, so you can call people. It's good stuff. So you can call people out for like chinsing on the. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't wanna spend a fucking dime. The wrap it up like it's brand new,

like it'll be in like some dry cleaner bag, folded over with tape, like yeah, look, it's new in package. No, I can tell that's barf. My goal, I'm gonna try to be the first one to do this in a millennia is spend $0 on baby shit. That's my, not even second, not even Goodwill. I'm not even getting used baby shit. If I see a baby book come That's my, not even second, not even goodwill. I'm not even getting used baby shit. If I see a baby book come in the mail,

I'm going to say, send it back, go to the camp out at one of those little free book boxes and wait till somebody sticks that book in there. No, not one single dollar. I'm going to pinch it like this. That's a good first lesson. That should be a, you should just start a YouTube channel while you're, just like as the journey goes along, you know?

I told my sister. Total expenditures. Zero, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep going, just see. I told my sister I was gonna start going to food banks. You don't want this baby to starve, right? Better donate to the Patreon. Yeah, let's go.

I'm gonna trade this paperclip for a college tuition. Yeah. I told my sister I'm gonna start going to food banks and she's never, she's like, oh, she walked out of the room, she's like, what is wrong with you? Why would you do that? It's fucking free. First of all, first of all, they're giving it away. They got too much food to give away because these because people like you need perfect apples. It's people like you, consumerists who need perfect apples and bananas. And they give the ones with the little blemish on them to the food bank,

and they don't have enough, the homeless people just want fentanyl, so they're not going there. I'm doing them a favor. Food gets in the way. And I'm destigmatizing it for poor people. I'm destigmatizing it by going there and not making it shameful. I'm doing something good, actually. Yeah, yeah, right. I get it.

So that's where I ended up landing. Amazing. So I was thinking about telling them, maybe tell them, not gonna tell them, weighing the back and forth and we're sitting at Thanksgiving. And my dad made Thanksgiving dinner, as always. Might be his last run.

Oh really? Yeah, because the turkey- It's getting a little sketchy and his... The turkey came out and about half of it was cooked. Wow. My sister happened to get a big not cooked piece. Because he's... because I've always known him as a great cook. He's phenomenal.

Yeah, as a guy he really knows what like a gourmet cook. He cooks... he takes it so seriously that every time now and for a while he's cooked everything. He would say, you want chicken, fish or steak? And of course everyone says steak, so everyone gets like a little tiny piece of steak and then a shitload of fish. Anyway, I'm like, yeah, dad, just make one. Why do you have to make them all every time? But he's phenomenal, phenomenal cook. So it was shocking when he delivers this turkey. It was like an hour early. Yeah

There's a reason yeah, some of it was my sister's was just like an uncooked blob Wow, and how did he do that? How did he do it cuz I smoker he smoked it. Yeah, he smoked it He's like, yeah, it's internal. It's it's 145. So everything's dead. Yeah, and then I just you finish it Yeah with with 165. I'm like, motherfucker, that's not cooked or finished. If that's 145, I will eat a fist. You know what I'm saying? Had his thermometer in the wrong part or something. I mean, clearly not in the-

If one exists, no one has ever checked his work. So- Yeah, cause he has deep fried turkeys too. And that's an awesome way to do it. That's a lot more fun. They're both great. Cause then you all sit outside, you gotta watch it. The oven is absolutely the worst way to do a turkey.

Yeah. Cause turkey, turkey, turkey sucks. Turkey talk, let's hear it. Turkey sucks. Ah, don't be one of those guys. It is a shitty tasting, now probably wild turkey is probably better, not the booze, the actual animal. Because it's probably more like what nature intended for.

But I think these things on the farm are so blown up. I think they're so full of water for weight, you know, when they freeze them and stuff. It is the blandest. I've never, never had turkey in the oven, no matter who did it, no matter what, no matter what injection they put in it, spice rub, whatever, cooking method. I have never had it that even tasted anywhere near as good as like a mediocre chicken. Yeah. Except when it's deep fried or smoked. So he wheels out this uncooked turkey

and there's a big fight, you know, my sisters, immediately gets personal. Like, Hugh, we should have had this at my house. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay, I'm out. This is already too personal, thanks, it's great. And he's like, I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like it could, you know, it's not like it,

anyone, it's not like it's bad you know, it's not like it anyone, it's not like it's bad for anybody, right? The uncooked turkey? And I said, well, my girlfriend's pregnant. Like that's- That's how you did it? Yeah, I said, well, Marie's pregnant. And I, my mom-

That's only you can. My mom and my sister go, what? What, they're freaking out, right? And my mom starts crying. And my sister starts crying. My dad goes, he's just lying. He's lying to make a point about the turkey. Right?

That's what you should think. He's lying to rub it in about the turkey. He's lying to prove a point about the turkey. I said, no, he's right. I'm lying. And what was it, my mom or my sister said, no, he's not. No, he's not. I can him. I said no, I he's right. I'm lying and Was it my mom or my sister said no, he's not. No, he's not. I could tell. Yeah. So that was oh my god I was like, ah, I mean this is this would probably make him feel really guilty if I said this right now because uncooked meat Is really bad for it's especially bad right now. Yeah

Yeah, and we had just gone over all the all the all the no-nos and all the yeah-yes Cuz I'm like I'm like IQ like okay food boosting IQ. I mean we're old so we already got we're already in the red for you know Various retardation. I got autisms like all right. What's the brain? What's the brain shit? Yeah, I'm sitting there reading going Okay eggs cheese and my girlfriend's like I don't really like eggs I'm like bitch. I'm gonna be you're gonna be eating fucking eggs. Listen to me Yeah, this is your body Trump your body my choice you eat eggs. You're eating fucking eggs I'm gonna be I'm gonna have an egg gun pelting you in the fucking mouth

They're delivered by Amazon and then redelivered by Amazon when six of them are broken I'm gonna pay kids in your class to come up and cram an egg in your fucking mouth. You're eating, it says right here, IQ food. Eggs. Eggs. Go. Cheese, you're fucking eating it. Come, it says it here too. Right there, one, two, and three. Amazing. Yeah, you know my news sites.

Yes. So that's what happened. Yeah, it was a pretty funny way to- What a fucking, yeah. Tell them my thought. That's hilarious. And my mom, it was a pretty funny way to tell them, I thought. That's a horror. And my mom said, I've got so much shopping to do. And I said, yes, let's go. I have so much rummaging through the garage boxes

and rewrapping to do. It's gonna take me from now till the baby's born. Yeah. Wait, it's too, like, so not very far along, I take it. Right? I mean. Election night. I was being dead serious. Really?

Yeah. Huh. So what is that? A couple weeks? Four weeks? I don't know. How long have we been in a new age of Trumpism? I could tell.

I loaded that one up. When is the age where you can find out, like, sex and stuff? That's a while, right? 18. What are you talking about? Hahahaha! I don't know, second trimester or something? Yeah, I don't know. And you don't ever know, you know, until they've got to think it through themselves.

That's right. Maybe, yeah, 18. Maybe it is 18. That's hilarious. What the fuck? Thank God my philosophy of parenting doesn't matter is gonna really come in handy for me over the next 20 years. Yeah, I'll tell you what. There's something called, there's something called-

I'm gonna say, hey, don't sue anybody. If you're gonna sue somebody, win, right? Here's the thing. That's what you gotta. And in all seriousness. Kevin Landau, if he gets a time machine, he comes at you, don't, you know. He might have a kid too. You gotta watch out for that fucking.

It's really so I can continue the stalking campaign. Right. I'm gonna die. You know, my heart's probably on its last couple ticks. So I need to. Fair enough. Someone to continue the stalking and harassment campaign. Yeah. Of Max and harassment campaign. Right, right, right. Because he's going to last forever.

Yeah, that's his curse. Yeah, maybe so. He rides bikes, he's eating gummy bears, this is all healthy stuff. No job, no stress. Me, I got too many jobs, I'm fighting banks. My friends are all going to prison, you know, stress. Me, I got too many jobs. I'm fighting banks. Riley's in prison and he's gonna... My friends are all going to prison, you know? Stress.

I have stress. Maddox doesn't have any. What's going on with the Nick stuff? He's working on his plea deal. Is he? That makes the most sense. I know a little bit about the plea deal. I think it's gonna go well for him.

Well, I think that's the... December. It's obviously, it's the be I think it's gonna go well for him. Well, I mean, I think that's the December It's obviously it's the thing to do Yeah, I mean it's yeah, I I don't see I don't see fighting of you know case The case at this point going well, I just I just don't I mean I'm sure he's like you can't send a dad you can't send a guy to jail and like what is his fucking kids gonna start mining Borax what? fucking kids gonna start mining borax? How are they gonna-

Work for Amazon. Yeah, they're gonna start working for Amazon? Is that the move here? Drone pilots. That's justice here? All of them, yeah. Just test them. Make them wear an ankle cocaine monitor.

Well, that's, I mean, you know, it's- And give it a couple false tests. Keep in mind that the tests sometimes come back incorrect. Yeah, right, sure. As they have since the beginning of the tests. Yeah, they can do that. They've been developing them this whole time. What were you gonna say?

Something about, something- Oh no, I was gonna talk about, it's funny because there's people, and they're right. They say, well, you know, I mean, like my parents didn't do everything, you know, good. Like I turned out okay, everybody's got their problems. Nobody's parents are perfect. My dad's feeding uncooked meat to a pregnant woman.

What is the, I mean, this is terrible. Here's the difference. There is something, it's just referred to as good enough parenting. Yeah, not too good. That will mess somebody up. Good enough parenting is all that it really needs to be for a kid to grow up basically functional and healthy with doing the right kinds

of meeting the right kinds of milestones at the right ages. It's when you don't get the good enough parenting that you have like some severe problems. So it's like, yeah, it's like, oh, they were kind of shitty parents, but they did enough good things to where the kid developed the right- Trauma right at the right time.

Yeah. That's when you need some good- Yep. Oh man, we gotta be careful with the Disney stuff. No furries. That's gonna be the goal. It used to be the goal is you don't want to raise a stripper, but now you don't want to raise a furry.

That's gonna be priority number one. Either is awkward at Thanksgiving. It just seems expensive to be a furry. Well, I know, I know. And there's no hand-me-down, there's probably no hand-me-down furry costumes too. So that's the- You probably pay extra for that.

Oh, you probably do. It's a stink. Gross. I don't know. It's a white pill. Every week has been white pill, white pill, white pill. What is white pill now? White pill is like black pills.

You remember when Cernovich was on? Well, no, I remember. I remember the first episode. I know the pill, red pill. Yeah, red pill. You get out of the matrix. What is white pill my pills like black pills you remember when Sernovich was on? Blue yeah red pill you get out of the matrix. What's what's why you stay in the matrix white pill Why pills just like good news I see yeah, I see that guy mark and dress mark and dressin He's on Joe Rogan talking about People getting debanked getting debanked. Yeah. Yeah, did you see it. Did you see this or hear anything about it? My family is asking me about this during Thanksgiving.

You see that Mark on Joe Rogan? Mark Anderson is a billionaire. He invented the first web browser. This is as top as it gets. As high as it gets for my sector. My side of life. Developing technology and these sorts of things

on the internet and trying to get it out. What web browser was it? Mosaic, which later became Netscape, which was the foundation of the internet for a time. Yeah, and Netscape was the first one that I ever used. Yeah, yeah. I got into it late 90s, which was kind of late for people like you, but it was still, that was when people started to get computers in their homes and stuff like that, but yeah, yeah netscape was was the browser

Yeah, he's on Rogan talking about Financial deplatforming yeah describing what happened to me in 2017 sure and he's saying it happened to this has happened to 30 People he knows and it's a big deal and he's going line by line about it. And after he does this, thousands of people are now coming out of the woodwork and describing their experience with it. Which is like a main, you know, I've only, you only ever see this, I've only ever seen this for as long as I can remember working in reverse. It's like being Bill Cosby. Exactly! That's how it felt. I'm like, wait a minute, we're doing this to somebody else? What, like the people who made Libra for Facebook, their Facebook's cryptocurrency stablecoin,

they're like, yeah, the government said, if we don't drop this voluntarily, they're going to go after Facebook and every other. And then they're like, and here's where they, here's what they sent us. Here's the letter that they sent us, which is like, I mean, you should get fucking hanged for doing this But before if they didn't create it they want to be able they they're afraid of it

Or they don't they want to be able to control it they don't you getting the upper hand yeah sure so you know I was you know that Jay Johnson guy that I was mentioning last week John's Johnston Bob's burger guy hell of a nice guys wife's a really nice guy as well They were over they were over at one of my 4th of July parties and I was talking to him, you know, after having some drinks, smoking cigars outside and he's talking about, you know, what's the nature of this problem that we have? What are we in this censorship fight war for? And I said, it's not a censorship war.

It's not a speech war, it's a currency war. And every major war in every country has been fought over what currency are we using, who's controlling this currency. And it makes sense, right? Like, really, this whole, all this shit, for the last 20, I mean 40 years, ever since like the anti-terrorism shit in 2001, 2002, was like a continuation of forcing banks to, we talked about it at Nozco. Trading, Homeland Security, and yeah, like if you, yeah, you have to, you can't take out a certain amount of money

from the bank at a given time. Just regularly, yeah. And they made that in like 1976, which it should be like $100,000, which is, I still hate the idea of that, but at least it's more reasonable than like, than 10 grand. So I need to, I need to report- Oh no, you might be fighting terrorism.

Yeah, for buying a car in cash, I need to be on a government watch list? That's fucking retarded. Like, buying a house in cash, you might be doing illicit activities, most probably. Right? Or at least, at least we all understand that collectively like the law, you know being libertarian means being libertarian is basically the Easy way through life and politics because you just get to have principles and you just get to point out when they're violated Which is all the time because none of yours are actually implemented. Yeah, exactly I'm a libertarian means everything is always breaking the no-agre- like yeah Well, you know, that's not the way the world works buddy If my shit had gone into effect then you you know it would be perfect yeah yeah um what was my point

in this so uh we've been over it this audience has been over it forever uh but was the the reason i thought it was the reason i'm and i see these these vc guys these billionaires piling on yeah and part of me thinks you know yeah you guys are piling on because you weren't the ones that benefited from the regulatory capture. Yeah. Like you, you are now, you are, I know you're piling on because it benefits you. I, you know, the guys who've been getting stomped for 10 years, we're doing it because we believed in it.

Right? Yeah. I'm very grateful that you're finally coming around, but I'm also very suspicious It's not for the not for the reasons that you would have liked them to Yeah, you know and now it's and I don't even want to be overly cynical about it, and maybe it's both Yeah, maybe here. Let me let me bring up a picture of this guy that I'm talking about that son Rogan I say you can see what he looks like cuz he's It's a funny pic

Wow That's a I don't know what he's brain power Yeah, it's just an interesting picture to his head. Yeah, isn't that crazy? That is crazy anyway Happened to happens with a lot of browsing I guess. When Back By first came out, that guy followed me on Twitter. He did, yeah. For probably like a month and a half. Yeah.

And then, then October 7th happened, and I probably tweeted too much about Hamas and A-Team music and shit. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, I've just said my opinion, right? So you have followed me. OK. But my point in saying it is all of these little steps,

all of these little battles that we have lost over 10 years, all of the destruction and all of the pain, it seems like it actually fucking worked. It actually manifested into giant players going on Rogan. Right. Who's got a massive, massive audience. And organizing all of these other billionaire tech guys into ending massive censorship machines in the federal government.

Yeah. And being a little, I mean, I don't want to overstate it. So how are they ultimately going to defeat them? Just shut down organizations. government. Yeah. And being a little, I mean, I don't want to overstate it. Just shut down, shut down organizations and repeal laws and laws like this. Having a report shit over 10 grand, 10 grand ended. There's massive organizations that exist at the government level that reach into small banks like the small, the Harris bank that banned me with MasterCard,

ending that and suing all the people responsible for that shit. All the black boxes at every bank that have been built by, that were built by Obama and Operation Chokepoint, suing them into financial and viability. So it costs too much. Yeah, you guys are gone. Just like the DEI shit at every school. Yeah, you guys, we're getting too many lawsuits for this shit. And we're not getting federal funding anymore. Well, yeah.

You're gone. You're fucking done. Yeah. Go dig a ditch somewhere. Go get another fucking job. I don't know. Being a... It has given me the sense that we, this audience and that me personally were a small small piece of it

Interesting small piece of it because everybody is bringing their own information Everybody has been fighting this dark this darkness. Yeah, this darkness we've been fighting everyone is now free to bring out their little side of it and Connect the dots right which we can do now that all the information is out there and more and more is coming out. That's interesting. We will fucking sink a whatever stake in the heart of it. Wow.

So the white pills are raining in abundance. Because kind of what? You know? And we've been blackpilled for so long. The instinct is to lash out and be cynical. Well, yeah. It's just not, it's just unreasonable. Well, it's been so long since-

We've got billionaires on our side now. Since anybody's had a win. Uh-huh, exactly! Well, that's like, what do you expect? I don't expect good things. I always expect the fuckers to win. Me too. I always do because they-

I think we're the fuckers now. Because they always do. Because they always do. But they always do. Because they always do. But it's interesting because basically like, you know, That guy followed me for a month and a half. But the credit card companies, He knows. I just wonder how high does it go?

Like who can put a stop to You know, I mean, Supreme Court. You have the lawsuits and it's done. They got to reverse big time. And stop like. Supreme Court. Yeah. You have the lawsuits and it's done. Yeah. They gotta reverse big time. Yeah.

And stop what they're doing. That'd be really interesting. That's gonna be interesting to watch. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Trump's doing, Trump's buying Bitcoin, which is basically like going back on the gold standard. So we'll see.

Well, that's gotta scare the shit out of people. Yeah. Okay, I don't know. We went to a, you seen the birdcage, the movie? Yeah. We went to a musical version of that last night. Really? Yeah.

So it's less butch than the birdcage. Okay. Well, you know, it was, it was fun. I had a great time. Was it, where was this movie? Was it like at a big theater? Was that a Pasedina Playhouse? Oh yeah, okay.

You seen the movie with Robin Williams? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And Nathan Lane and yeah. First of all, you know what they're doing now? We went to a bookstore to get some drinks at Vroman's first. Oh, Vroman's, yeah. It's a very famous bookstore actually in Pasadena.

Yeah. And the guy? I guess it's famous and it's patronized by the Japanese population because I guess they- Vromans? Yeah, Vromans were known for donating and transporting books up to the internment camps. Oh really?

Yeah, they've been around like that long. So they always like, it's like, their kids and grandkids and stuff. The Japanese eventually got released from those camps, you know? Yeah, they did. And there was somebody in there going, they're never gonna let us out. That's true.

I mean, look what they did to the Jews. They never let them out. Yeah, no, they, that's true. Now they got their own country. Yeah. But I guess that's, yeah, Romans is, I've, yeah. Eventually the pendulum, it goes back. I don't know, man. Well, yeah, we got, we got the tools, we got the talent. One way or another. It's Miller time. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's Miller time. Ralph rewound time. Yeah. He said he was going to do it and he did it. We rewound time and we're gonna really start undoing this shit and people are not gonna know what hit them

That's you don't want a million engineers working against you. That's a bad spot to be in well, the government's always kind of like like kind of Strong-armed them into a hunting for them. It almost seems like well or or they've strong-armed the government into working with them it depends on you guys are the two options yeah like yeah there's no such thing as freedom but we know fucking or you're getting fucked yeah but we know that they're working together whether they yeah whether whether who whether it's toward freedom is going into your ass now Warren yeah so yeah and the way they describe it too is like well they totally fucked up our What dick's are going into your ass now, Warren? Yeah, so, yeah. And the way they describe it too is like,

well they totally fucked up our entire billion dollar company, but I didn't want to say anything because then I would get, I would never have a bank again. I'm like, yeah, that's what happened to me. That's what, yeah, what you're describing is exactly what fucking happened to some of us. Good for you! Um, there's a bit of bitterness in it, but... Well, yeah.

Man, it's like the fucking... What did Eric Chalas say? The cavalry is finally arrived. The cavalry is, yeah. I got a good one from him. Let me see. Oh, really? Before I finish this stupid story about the birdcage.

You wouldn't think you could fuck up... The birdcage. It's about two gay guys. Yeah. Two very flamboyant gay guys. One is more... One is like a passing straight guy, and the other one is like extremely flamboyant gay guys. One is more, one is like a passing straight guy and the other one is like extremely flamboyant.

Meeting their son. And a butler who doesn't wear shoes. Yeah, their son falls in love with a woman whose parents are extremely conservative Christian politicians. He's like a senator or a congressman or somebody. Yeah, and the gay dad tries to pass himself off as the mom, right? Hilarious.

If there's any kids in the audience who weren't around in the 90s. Right. Let me see, Eric July. And it comes from, was the original- The original was a flag. Yeah, it was, or yeah, like from the 60s or earlier, right?

Something like that. Let's see here. So Eric's getting in trouble for using AI in his comics. Or maybe using AI. Here's his response. I don't know who people are. There's no AI utilized in this book. And then somebody says, Eric, not according to the AI checkers you told me to check.

So people are running his shit through AI checkers Yeah, and it can what it'll just like measure things or whatever like you know there's artifacts like Google Artifacts you know in Chad GPT. Yeah, so the detector can spot that it's AI makes perfect sense, but but for images It's not it's not act. It's not a hundred percent accurate It's not like you know it's not like maybe it will probably be using court someday because it's not accurate, but it's not accurate immediately with AI My immediate thought was like forensics with it. Yeah, it's gonna be a disaster man Yeah, there's you're gonna have like forensic experts And then this experts gonna refute this one because it's all gonna be like that was a deep fake. That's real

It's gonna be this this this ground where nobody knows Exactly believe but it's gonna there's gonna be wrongful convictions. There's gonna be yeah, it's you know, it's just it's another Avenue to hell for cops not doing their job to fucking yeah whatever to be yeah, uh Okay, so this guy says, not according to the AI checkers you told me to check, people as in humans, as in me and other humans, see that it's AI.

It looks shady because all the fingers are all jumbled up. So Eric July says, again, there is no AI at all utilized and any checker worth squad will highlight that. Worth squat? Worth that. Worth Squat? Worth Squad. Worth Squad. God, man. It's Worth Squad.

He's a writer. He's a writer. Speaking of writers. Worth Squad. Oh my God! You know the show Fish Tank? Yes, I see him. With Sam Hyde's Fish Tank,

get a bunch of crazy people in a house and record them 24 hours a day. Right, I know about it, yeah. Never seen it, but I know what it is. So one of the girls, one of the contestants on the show threatened to sue the production after she was kicked off. And she goes, I have a great lawyer.

I'm already in a lawsuit against this modeling agency who overly sexualized my photos. and I didn't consent to that? Yeah. Guess who her fucking lawyer is? No. Yes! No. Look at this shit!

Look at this shit! No. Ah, we're back! Time is a flat circle, Sean. Uh, Land Out. It's Land Out. Of course it is. For the people not paying attention.

Look at this. Alexandra Bendit represented by Kevin A. Fucking Land Out. Oh my god. Uh, yeah, Alexandra Bendit represented by Kevin A fucking Landau. Oh my god. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me find it. I don't know. I start, you know, my Twitter starts blowing up. Oh my god, dick, you'll never believe this. You'll never believe this. Fishtank dick show crossover event.

Oh god, she's gonna get fucking drained of... Drained of all... Here's the Pacer site. This site might look very familiar to you. Look at this shit. Summons and complaint, proof of service. Zee Landau! Zee Landau! Wow. He's fucking back!

He's back. He's still doing this shit! Yeah. Yeah. Oh! He's the predatory lawyer. So if anybody, if anybody has an in with getting her to call in... Yeah. I mean, I don't even want to make fun of her

I just want to I want to know what land ow's technique is yeah, like what did he say to you? How did he find you did he find you because that's you? Because I'm guessing the answer is yes has to be has to be that's what he does Because if you type his name into Google world's worst dot lawyer shows up for does it does it still? my god Google, world's worst dot lawyer shows up for some reason. Does it still? Yeah. My god. Which would have saved her a lot of fucking heartache, you know? Yeah.

If you Googled it, you fucking idiot. Well, that's what makes me think that he found her. Let me find her talking about it. It's so, a fish tank is huge, you know? Yeah, that's, I've heard. Here's one of the, here's a fish tank clip that I have. Let me see if this is too loud. They sit in these confessionals, you know,

you know the story, like from- Yeah, yeah. Real housewife. Well, you've told me about it too. I- Maddox lost, Maddox lost, Maddox lost, Maddox lost, Maddox lost. Alex B has the same dog bite lawyer as Maddox. Maddox lost Maddox lost Alex B has the same dog bite lawyer as Maddox

Maddox L That's Alex Stein there Maddox lost Maddox lost Maddox lost Maddox lost Alex B has the same dog bite lawyer They're doing like pay money and get the robot to read what you're saying Yeah, sure So that's the guy I guess it's designed I mean somebody sent it in I don't know who did it

Oh my god Let me find the girl's interview where she talks about it Okay, here we go Both feed listen I get it. I have my own fucking rent to pay, you know, I have my own things to do Maybe not take you I don't have your situation People's rent to pay listen, I get it, but I'm not gonna fucking see I wish I had one rent of it listen do not take it as a personal threat. She's talking to Probably that black guy. It's not oh actually I think jet Neptune the producer yeah, okay sounds like him

Because she kicked off is that the yeah, she thinks she was wrongfully Because she got kicked off, is that the... Yeah. She thinks she was wrongfully terminated from a... Just threatening. Probably like sexual harassment. If I had to guess, she would threaten... She would not threaten to sue them for like producers coming on to her. That's like, you know, that's option one.

Okay. It is. It's not. It's not. Alex, you gotta pack up and you gotta go tonight. I'm sorry. Are you guys gonna be able to get me a flight? I'll get you a flight, an Uber, full pay, everything. Listen, I mean, I'm not trying to sue you and I'm sorry. Are you guys gonna be able to get me a flight? I'll get you a flight and uber full pay everything listen

I mean, I'm not trying to sue you and I want to be very clear on that. That's not my intention I don't I don't hate you and I don't I don't hate you either. Yeah, but I'm being honest with you I have to do what I gotta do. Listen, why do you feel I said one thing? I was a bit triggered I am NOT gonna do that. You are really good at keeping me in this conversation. Listen, you have my word I'm not gonna do that. Can we good at keeping me in this conversation you have my word I'm not gonna do that can we shake on it at the end of the day I'm not gonna do that I like I told you and I'll be very direct I have a major lawsuit with a huge media company who over sexualized my very platonic there it is that's the lawsuit I'm in I was a little triggered by that I apologize at the end of the day I am here to do my job to perform

I don't have the time or the energy to even do that Alex Let's pack up and I'll get you a hotel and I'll treat you with the utmost respect No, I appreciate that but at the end of the day, I don't plan to sue you even Why is she getting kicked off? She sucks I mean that's the game the show they get people get kicked off and then he says but he seems to want to get her out like She getting kicked off. Cause she sucks. I mean, that's the game, the show. They get people get kicked off. But he seems to want to get her out like immediately

because she's, and then she probably said like, I'm going to sue you. So it's like, okay, you can't be anywhere around here. I just want to know like, why? It's like a reality show. You get kicked off, you get voted off, then you're gone. No, no, of course. They take your stuff and you go.

They don't let you stay around to like cause havoc and mayhem for the rest of the. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny? That's wild. I'm not going to sue you cause I'm already for the rest of the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny? That's wild. I'm not going to sue you because I'm already involved in a major, you know... And I bet Jed is like, oh shit, like, you know, she's already got a lawyer.

And then here we come in with, guess what? That lawyer is a fucking idiot. And he's going to, when he runs out of her money, he's going to sue her. Yeah, somebody's got to... To get released. Jed, you're fine. Don't worry, I mean, let her sue you. It'll be hilarious. It'll make you tons of money.

Duh. Ha ha ha. Unbelievable. We can't get rid of these people. This is the world that we built around them. I know. It's just madness. I know.

Insanity. I know. Okay, yeah. So we go to this musical version of The Birdcage. I know. It's just madness. I know. Insanity. I know. Okay, yeah. So we go to this musical version of The Birdcage and, oh God, people are sending me Destinies. People are trying to trick me into seeing Destinies porn leak. It got leaked. No, really?

Yeah. Did it get leaked or did it get leaked? I don't know. I mean, I was like- He doesn't seem to have been out of shape about it. Yeah, I mean that you know, it's him blowing a guy. Oh Okay In case you needed blowjobs ruined for as a man, just check out the Destiny thing. So it's point of view too.

So it's like you're looking down. You could put on some VR goggles and pretend that Destiny's sucking your cock. Well, you know. We go to this musical and they're doing the birdcage thing. A bunch of drag queens are, you know, doing the birdcage thing, a bunch of drag queens are you know, doing the show, their gay review show, and then the part where Robin Williams, the kind of straightish, you know, gay guy, and his man wife, they're hanging out, the husband, or the son, their son comes in with big news. Right. Of course the the woman that he's marrying is fatter than hell. I

expected it this time though. You know, gigantic. Okay. All-male review. Yeah. Except for it, there's one, you know, remember it was Calista Flatcart in the in the movie? God, it was. Who would get like, they would make fun of her for being too skinny. Oh yeah. She's about three Calista flat cards. Yeah. I forgot that was her. The son comes in, and he's got like an industrial walking machine. What?

Like a handicap, like Jimmy from South Park, fucking scaffolding walking machine. What the fuck? I'm like, wait a minute. What? What is this? That's diversity casting, you know. Is this part of the bit? To the nth degree.

Is this going to be like a Willy Wonka? Like he's not- Right, he's going to tumble and pop up and yeah. So for the- Ta-da! And I mean, I'm trying to like say this say this and I'm trying to say it right now in a not like derogatory way. I've been trying to not.

But it's extremely distracting. Well no shit. All the clanking and the. Yes! And he's moving around to argue with his parents and he's like his feet are getting all twisted up. They're like dragging around. Honestly he really needs this.

Yes! This is not a partner, this is not worked into the plot somehow to make a little twist on it. It would be. Thank God! Thank God I was not on Mushrooms. Thank God I had just been drinking. By the way, Romans, they pour me an IPA and he leaves the can there like it's a fine wine. I've never seen them do this before. Yeah. Well, there was some left, right? I need to see this label. No.

Oh, no? It's empty. Oh, it's empty. I don't need to see this label. Yeah, well there was some left, right? No, it was empty. I don't need to see this label. This isn't like a vintage of chainsaw money that I need to inspect. Beer left in it. No, it's just trash that he brought to the table. Oh, he wants you to throw it away. So the whole time, so I'm sitting there watching this guy

watching his legs get all fangled up, right? His moving his scaffolding around. And obviously nobody's reacting to this, so I'm fucking losing it I'd be I mean I'd be like I'd be looking left and right and just looking like trying to catch Make eye contact with somebody just to go like, you know, this is going on. This is funny, right? I should not like get the gay shit not play is yeah

Is this gonna be worked into the plot somehow is? Is the play that much different from the movie? Do they make the movie and say we gotta get rid of the... And then I'm like, wait a minute! He's not acting? Clearly, clearly, if you just use logic, pure logic, gay parents cripple children. Yeah, that's what it comes across as.

That's what it comes down to, yeah, yeah. Clearly, that's the message But then he'll take this he'll take these times where he's does like a monologue They're like an impassioned plea and he lifts his hands up to gesticulate. Yeah, so I'm like It means like I'm like Wobbling like what's happening here? Is there like a belt tied to the thing to keep him up for a minute while he can no and it's not a normal Walker driving without his hands. Ah, it's like an industrial sized walker. So it's like a fucking trapezoid. Is he huge? No, no, he's tiny

He's extremely tiny So he ripped out kind of like he ripped out like part of a jungle gym from a playground and is like it's like it Has those it has those industrial like wing nuts that the man, you know that they screw in from both sides. Part of it's got that yellow paint that's worn off because guys have been standing on it for so long. But it's so distracting and it adds a new dimension to the decisions that people are making in the play. So the senator says, fuck you, your parents are gay, right? But now the Senator's saying, fuck you. But you're saying that to like a little crippled guy.

That's way worse. You're like a bigger asshole. Yeah, you're a way bigger asshole. Doesn't make sense. He already didn't like it when he was crippled. Let alone crippled with two gay dads. Yeah. How come you didn't say like, God cursed your son to be crippled because let alone crippled with two, with gay dads. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, how come that didn't, how come you didn't say like, God cursed your son to be crippled because you're gay. That's number one thing he would have said. How can you reasonably be expected to tolerate that? She wants to marry a crippled person. And I'm freaking out, I'm like, how can you, you can't, it's not safe for the woman, for your wife to be that fat if you've got all these health issues, right?

Right. Maybe he was, well, maybe he could walk when they first started dating. Oh, and she busted up his hips. Yeah. I don't know. It's possible. The whole time I was sitting there wondering, is this a- He's gone as a picture. Oh, you sent it to me? I mean, I don't want to put the guy, like- Well, no, I mean, I want to see it up close.

I feel so bad, but part of me is like, this is just a weird kind of fetishization that you're... How did this happen? I'm not sure. How did this guy's journey end up here? Why did this happen? Why is she so fat? Why is she so fat for a bit part where the audience is supposed to identify with the, you know...

It's clearly the friend of somebody in casting and nobody would... You know, everybody's like, isn't he great? He's so great for this part. And everybody goes- Look at how distracting that is. Yeah. I mean- I'm also distracted by the Magnum P.I. shirt.

Yeah. I don't know. I guess I'm an asshole. That's a huge walker. But they didn't mention it once, which is not reasonable. It's huge, right? It's too big. It's too big of a walker.

Maybe a Kane or something? I mean, obviously- Maybe a Jimmy Kane? Yeah, Kane wouldn't do it probably for whatever that guy's got going on, but Jesus, yeah, that's- Totally ruined. That's one of those things that

I think where people were, maybe I could see where people would be afraid to voice their dissent on something like that. What's like, yeah, but don't you think it's a little distract? Like people aren't gonna say that in that circle. No, I don't see it at all. I mean, I totally, oh, I don't even see him like that I totally forgot about that. Yeah, that's it hasn't it would have an impact on this plot

You're kind of asking me to to not you're asking me to weirdly ignore something that would have a major impact on this plot How do I get saving private Ryan if there was a bunch of guys in fucking wheelchairs rolling around like I don't believe this Something has deviated from what is entertainable in this world. Have I told this story about a series, an animated series that I worked on, where it's set in New York City and there's a doorman who's like a kind of a minor character,

but he appears in like six or seven episodes, maybe? I used to. Okay, well, you don't always get, you know, you obviously in animation you record, you record the voices before you do the animation and you know, anything like that, right? Then you go back and you might do some ADR in case a line has to change

or they didn't match the flap, right? Cause it's cheaper to get an actor back in than to do like what they call a retake, which is to like reanimate that, you know, see? So whatever. So, and a lot of the times, which is to like reanimate that, you know, see. So whatever. So and a lot of the times, a lot of times there's not even, there's not even, you know, drawings, character drawings or anything like that, where at least at the, at least at the actor, you know, we'll see that basically the voice director will

say, okay, you know, oftentimes the leads will play like an incidental character too, you know, they can do that like contractually. Oh, okay. Yeah, I get it. So it's like, they'll be like, so one of the leads, where this were pretty early on into the show, and he was going to, he's played the lead,

one of the leads, he's a black guy, and they said, hey, would you play this part? It turns out, well, they said, okay, well play you know this part? Yeah, you know whether it's a it's a it turns out Well, they said okay. Well, you know, what's he like? They said no, he's about like late 50s early 60s He's a doorman from New York, you know, he's seen he's you know He's kind but he's kind of gruff and stuff And so yeah, he's kind of goes into this hit the character that he played Originally is very like straight up the middle, not overtly black, right? Something like that, or wasn't anything.

He kind of fit in with all the other characters. And so he kind of goes, he goes, well, what about something like, he's seen it, he's cool, he's kind of seen it, done it all. Like, it's like nobody talks about the guy's race, and he kind of comes in with like almost like a like a jazzer, like not not like a parody but like he's definitely black. Okay. He's definitely black. Like hey yeah like cool cat from yeah and there is no that's great

so yeah he's like that. Okay. So he does it we kind of go through the series and stuff like that. So he does it. We kind of go through the series and stuff and we start, you know, nine, 10 months later, start getting picture back. We're going to do ADR. Bro, like this looks like, you know who he looked like? He looked like a Sully, the pilot, like that salt and pepper hair, like definitely white. And what I see coming out of this guy's mouth and like everybody kind of went and at no point during the initial recording process did anybody have that uncomfortable conversation because some people knew like you would somebody knew what he looked like. There's artwork had been done, artwork was being done. Nobody piped up.

So it was one of those things like, well, we don't want to hear an ethnicity. We don't want to end like, I just unfolded right before my eyes and I knew exactly what happened. So they go, hey, we're going to, you know, we want to maybe a little come back. They're like, yeah, we want a little different read

on this line, maybe more just like straight ahead. And he goes, the actor goes, he goes, he goes, man, he goes, I remember doing this guy. He goes, but I don't remember doing him like so black. And he said exactly what everybody was thinking because it was like Yeah, but they're not saying it, right? It was like when Dewey Cox starts talking all black in that clue

When he gets up and does the show in the beginning all he's been doing is pushing the broom Remember John C. Reilly walk hard the Dewey Cox story Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah He makes fun of Ray and walked the line. Oh my god. It was so fucking funny He just gets up and he just starts talking like and walk the line. Oh my God, it was so fucking funny. He just gets up and he just starts talking like, you know, that's what was coming out of this guy's mouth. And I was like,

I'm looking over at everybody in the room like, oh my fucking God, like this, like it's offensive, what it looked like. And it was like, and he just said it, you know, so he was like, listen, he's like, I want to redo the whole thing. He's like, I'm happy to do it. And he was right.

And he did something much more appropriate. He's a really good actor, but it was like, again, when you don't say anything, he went a certain kind of way and it was encouraged to do that. How come the lead isn't in a wheelchair then? Yeah, yeah. You know?

Right? Yeah. Like in the boondocks when they do, when Samuel L. Jackson and Charlie Murphy do the rich kids, the white kids. You seen that one? Yeah, I think I have. Here's Goodfellas.

Uh, this is a warning on Goodfellas on AMC. Yeah. You've seen the film Goodfellas? Uh, yes I have. This film includes language and or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers. Yeah. The Mob movie. Right, the Mob movie. The Mafia. Exactly. Well well because somebody probably says the n-word in there, you know

I don't think they do no probably just watch it. I don't think they do well It's it's funny that they it's funny that they put that but what's one of the big reasons why? Movie that's the most extreme Italian stereotypes that could ever be yeah, but what's so funny is You'd think like oh, they don't fucking care, like whatever. But like Joe Colombo started like an anti, head of the Colombo crime family. Head of the Colombo crime family. And he was killed for it

because he was bringing way too much attention. He said, Italians aren't, there's no mafia, there's no, he would have his guys go picket the FBI. Like, you got mobsters out picketing in front of the fucking FBI. He was also heavily involved in Godfather and like script approval and all that kind of stuff where it's like, that's why you do not hear the term mafia in The Godfather. It's never mentioned once, no one ever says mafia. But they got rid of them, right?

I mean, the Italian mafia. Now there's nothing, it's nothing. Just like a cyber crime. And I mean, they don't kill anybody. It's like, it's still probably like money. It's probably still like loan sharking and like, it's nothing. The Rico stat, you know, using Rico did away with that. They all rolled on everybody.

All the heads of families got hundred year sentences. You got to do 80% of them. I think we can use that. Yeah, so it's, but it's, yeah. But he literally was like, it's like the anti-defamate Italian anti-defamation. There were like a couple of leagues, but he started one of them and it's like,

you fucking idiot. It's supposed to be a secret society. And all the, you know, so that obviously he had to go. What cultural stereotypes do you think they're talking about? You're smacking your wife around and plastic on the furniture, you know. I don't know if they have that. What do they have in here?

Is this just the crime stuff? They probably, you probably see them. They're pretty negative about the mob in Goodfellas. I don't know if they didn't watch the movie, but people generally are very negative. They all go to prison. What does he say, like, like, like, you know, like, forty three hundred bucks for a lifetime or something like that? Like, I mean, like, that's a joke.

Like that's, you know, yeah, I mean, I don't know. They, you know, they glamorize it. He loves it, even though it was all, I mean, he was like, he was nobody. Like he knew, he knew guys. Like, but there's no way that that fucking guy was walking in through the kitchen at the Copacabana. You know what I mean? Oh really?

Henry Hill. He was making that up? Yeah, I was wondering that too. Doubt bullshit. Yeah, bullshit. He was on Stern too, a bunch wasn't he? Jimmy Burke was a legit mobster in everything except last name.

Like what's-his-face's De Niro's character. Oh, oh, oh, oh. He could never be a made guy because his last name was Burke. I remember that part from the movie. But yeah, and actually, they called him Jimmy Conway in the movie, which was Jimmy Burke's real last name. He went through the foster system, adopted movie, which was Jimmy Burke's real last name. He went through the foster system, adopted it, it was all fucked up.

It's everything that you think about the foster system, like he experienced. But anyway, he was respected, like, no, nobody, Henry Hill was a guy who hung around. That's... Okay, here's a lady has her phone stolen. Pretty funny, I guess. She tries to get it back. She tries to appeal to the criminal's sense of praxis, I guess.

I don't know what you call this. It's a woman at a bus stop arguing with a guy, someone who stole her phone to give her the phone back. Like stole her phone like just then? Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Not if you stole it from rich scum. By all means, keep it and sell it, but I'm like a really, like, yeah, so. And I wanna say, if you guys come up with my iPhone,

I will give you more than, like, I'm an honest person. Oh, yes. Basically, I am not, if you stole it from rich scholars. If you stole it from rich people. Keep it and sell it. That's fine. I'm on your side. I'm an honest person. Right.

I don't think that's gonna work, honey. I don't, yeah, I don't think. Well, I don't think they're gonna admit to stealing it. No, why would they? It doesn't sound like she knows, like, for sure. Crime. Yeah. It's about how it works. What phone? They're sure. Crime. Yeah, well, I'm talking. That's not how it works. What phone?

They're not Robin Hood. Yeah, what phone? They're not here to wheel and deal with you. Yeah, yeah, right. Good God. Some of you guys need to learn it the hard way, I guess. I don't know. Let's see here.

Somebody's just filming it. Yeah. I don't know, a bunch of shit here. Oh, OnlyFans, $43 million this bitch made on OnlyFans? Let's see here. You know, it's crazy because- $43 million. Yeah, it's crazy because I guess,

someone told me a lot of this is from guys paying to private message these girls. Really? Which is all being handled by Indian men. Like call centers. Yeah, that's what I've heard. Pretending to masturbate with them. Yeah. Which I think we need like a public awareness campaign.

Like click it or tick it. Yeah. You know? Right. These guys need to know that they're obviously not chatting with the Sophie Raine or whoever this chick is. Right. Who is it? I don't know.

Uh, yeah, the men on OnlyFans aren't who you think. People are wondering where they get hard-ons every time they smell curry. Ha ha! 43 million bucks. Um, I think they're, and all these guys are upset about, you know, it's the addiction and the pornography and stuff, but I really think they're arguing, um, they're arguing at the wrong point. Okay. Which is you're not

You're not talking to that girl. Yeah, you're talking to a guy. Yeah, it's real. It's real simple Maybe a little warning Maybe if cigarettes have to say this could cause cancer if they got to put that warning on good fellas, right? Yeah, how about a little pop-up? Hey, you're you're talking to a guy right now, by the way. Yeah, you know, just so you know Yeah, just just pay 20 bucks to talk to this guy. now, by the way. Yeah, yeah. You know, just so you know. Yeah, just- You just paid 20 bucks to talk to this guy, jacking off. That might curb your appetite, your addiction. Yeah, we can take care of this real quick, guys. Might get help.

A lot easier than what you guys are saying with God and family and all this shit, and yeah, it's all married men doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's just that one little warning. You know, we need a good rhyme. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, huh? I don't know, we need a good rhyme. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty crazy, huh?

I don't know. The Redskins are back. Are they? They are. What are they? You mean like the logo? Like the name? Really?

They're not changing their name back, but they are selling their merch again. Yeah, I mean. How about that? Merch is, merch is merch, man. Merch is huge. We're back, dude. We're fucking back. The Indian man is back.

Unbelievable. The Redskin is back. Yeah, because they're called the Commanders now, merch is huge. We're fucking back. The Indian man is back. Unbelievable. The redskin is back. Yeah, because they're called the commanders now, right? Yeah. OK, I don't know if I have any more. The Roosevelt Hotel. Wow. Fucked, taken over. You ever been to the Roosevelt Hotel in New York?

Oh, in New York? No. Big, big hotel. No, I thought you were talking about the one on Hollywood. There's one in New York. Yeah. I think I have that right. Let me see if I...

It was given to Pakistan. It was? By the IMF. Yeah, the IMF paid for it with money that they just create out of nothing. Yeah, sure. And now they're paying, let me see here. They're paying the city, how much?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. The city of New York. La la la. Paid 220 million to rent the entire Roosevelt Hotel to house illegal immigrants. Look at this fucking thing. I've had some good drinks at the Roosevelt in New York. Where is it?

I don't know. It's in Manhattan. Yeah, it's in Manhattan. Yeah. Yeah, it's in Manhattan. It closed during COVID. Yeah. Wow. And they could never bring it back.

Really? So the IMF bought it for Pakistan, the government of Pakistan. What the fuck? For a billion dollars and then now they've been paying Pakistan to put illegal immigrants in there. Wow. And nobody was noticing. Oh.

Nobody was noticing. Let me see if I have anybody calling in. Shamu, I said to call in. Shamu, what's going on? Are you there? No. I know he's there. Let me unmute him.

Boop boop. Everybody gets a mute. Now you should be okay. Hey, can you hear me? Yeah, I can't hear you. What's going on, buddy? Hey, what's up, man? How you been?

I've been good. Last time you called in, it was something, God, it was something Ralph related, I think. What's up? Yeah, yeah. And you'd reached out and told me you want to talk about the Thorps too. But with the- Oh my God. It was interesting. The other day with the, I posted about Vickers, the lawsuit he has right now, he stole like, you know, over $100,000 from a senior citizen. God.

So the guy, Ralph's first baby mom is dad. The guy who wants a career and that, right. Yeah, and he was trying to ruin his life. Yeah. He was like, he took Ralph's possessions and was like smashing them every day. Yeah. Turns out he was, he stole hundreds of thousands of dollars

from some old guy. Great. Yeah. He's got like a- That tracks tracks doesn't it? I mean, yeah Yeah, online just trying to ruin Ralph's life and then he's behind the scenes just you know stealing doing crimes But we know about it. Yeah, but we know about it. Whoops. Yeah Anyway, what's your new thing Shamu? The new video I came out with is a video on King of pole. Okay. Um, yeah, yeah. And,

um, it's as far as like, um, it, it details like a decade of like sector stuff, what people call it now, but gamer gay, uh, internet blood sports, sons of Kojima stuff. But, um, I interviewed, uh, Ethan Ralph, mundane, Matt, Godwinson, Perspicacity. They were all in it because they were there during the time, but it's kind of a detailing of like his entire time online. He's an interesting guy, I guess. King of Pole, every time I see him, he's doing something weird.

He's always doing something crazy. He's been involved in like several different online groups. Yeah. Like, and all of them implode because of he, you know, he himself implodes, but he takes the group with them. It's like fascinating, honestly, like gamer gate. He blew that up. Sons of Kojima.

He blew that up and it just continues on from there for, for years, for a decade. He's done this. Um, yeah, I did want to ask you something about the Thorps. I forget what came up, but they were, they're that incest, that father daughter incest, the traveling streamers for people who don't know. The Thorps. Dude.

Father daughter traveling incest. I thought it was a joke at first, but I don't think it is anymore. It's like the start of the aristocrats or something. Yeah, they go around in an RV of course they do beating each other up and evading the police and Talking about and having it being incestual what I guess is that about right Shamu? Yeah So essentially the father about a year and a half ago something like that wanted to start a YouTube career with his family and

Basically his idea was that if he broadcasted all this dysfunction to the world Everyone would realize how he was the victim of his wife and all these people but really it was just him Broadcasting like how terrible he was and how bad he was fucking up his family so he completely burned burned down his, his family and his wife ended up getting a divorce. And then they got kicked out. They have restraining orders now against the kids have restraining orders and the wife against the father. And yeah, and it kind of came out over time that they were in this relationship. And you. And I personally have talked to the mother and their 19 year old son.

And yeah, I mean, that's exactly what they say. And now- So that's real? It was so bad. It was like, I didn't, I thought it was a bit. It's always funny how the people doing like the worst stuff always think that everybody else is the asshole. And they're proud to put it on display like yeah look at this look at these fucking look

what a victim I am like what it's like yeah but you're like you're like raping your daughter like it's like bro I mean look at her she was hot too then that made it even worse you know I mean Jesus it's crazy everyone thinks that at the beginning you know when they if they first start watching or watching some of the videos that I've made about it, they always think it's a bit, even I thought it was a bit at first. And then you've, you know, talk to some of the family that have like restraining orders against these people and everything else and get the stories from them.

And it's fucking, it's real. And now the father and daughter are, they can't go back to their apartment because their neighbors hate them. And the people in the town, when they've been outside yell that the father is a pedophile. They yell that the daughter is a whore. Oh god, it's so painful to see like an abuse victim get abused. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Because she won't leave. It's fucked. So then people get angrier at her. Yeah. Yeah. Help herself, you know. Yeah. Because she won't leave. It's fucked. So then people get angrier at her because she won't help herself, you know? Yeah, well. Which is always the way it goes. It's, what, to rip on her? Abuse victims.

Yeah. Like they don't help themselves and then people get angry at them and lash out at them. Oh, I know. But they don't understand the reasons. Right. Like they don't understand the- They don't get it. Yeah, they don't get the reasons why people don't leave.

Yeah, so what's, the last thing I saw about them where cops showed up. It was quite a scene. Cops showed up their RV. It was an episode of Trailer Park Boys. And the dad, this guy Ben, was hiding in the RV. How old are these people? I assume they're both adults.

So he's in his 40s and she's like in her 20s or something or? He's like in his late, mid late 50s and she's like 22, I think. Oh wow, okay. Yeah. But yeah, they were at the, so he had a restraining order against her because he, you know, he can't control himself.

He's got screws loose and is totally insane. If you can't already tell from here about it, but he would get upset at times and while the camera was on So if he's got screws loose and is totally insane if you can't already tell from here about it But yeah He would get upset at times and while the camera is on and he would like hit her and stuff and there's so many different Like trolls and people that are like invested in this so when stuff like that happens they people in the audience call the cops So that's what happened. He got an assault charge and got a restraining order But of course they can't be apart like if she gets apart from him for like more than a few hours, she starts to lose it. And they were like, yeah, she does.

She's got like separation anxiety or whatever. Her brother said it's like a dog or something because it's been like so many years and she's so conditioned or whatever. So they try, they tried to stay together in secret. Somebody at the campground that watches like my stuff I guess and watches them like new they were okay They call the cops and and that's how that whole thing happened and she went live as soon as the cops get there Yeah, he's hiding in the RV bathroom. They've got like canines everywhere like five or six dogs

They have drones out there to like get thermal detection to see where he's at. It was crazy. Oh my God. It was wild. And then they let them back together after that, I guess. They're adults? Yeah. So that's just the weird thing about, I mean, I guess the court system just doesn't want

to get involved. I don't know. But the restraining order they broke or whatever, they were in Massachusetts, and the restraining order was in Rhode Island. And so there was this confusion with that. The Rhode Island people, she went to the judge and she talks nice to the judge and says all these things to take up for her dad in any of these situations. It's always Grace that's doing that, right? And so they dropped it in Rhode Island, and then he still had this court case in

Massachusetts and they just ended up dropping it. So yeah, it's like totally dropped. No, it's like round the clock Jerry Springer, you know, but real. Yes. She's yeah, I really like stories like that where it's, um, you know, a man that's like, he's got this crazy dream. He's going to do these great things on YouTube, but it just takes all his money and his family and anything he really had left happening down with him

for whatever this thing is for him. And you got a documentary on that too? Yeah, yeah, I do. The Thorps. What's next for them? I don't know. Fucking murder, suicide, obviously. Dude, it's so bad. I don't know if you like, suicide, obviously. Dude, it's so bad.

I don't know if you like that kind of content. I do. It's a fun... It's quite a watch. I imagine so. Yeah, I mean, I think, I mean, it could end up going that way. People make jokes all the time where they're like, it's going to end up on

Netflix when someone gets killed or something, you know, something crazy like that. I mean, right now they're just like traveling there. The RV broke down. Oh, the RV, by the way, the RV toilet is gross, but the RV toilet in their RV had been broken for like six months. So it just, that RV just smells like straight shit. Just picturing Eddie from Christmas Vacation. Shooters full!

Dumbing. Would it even flush over there? The tank was full. They couldn't empty the tank. Oh my god. Wow. Yeah. And then they smoke in there constantly. So you go in and it's just cigarettes and shit. It's crazy because

both of them seemed so put together like two years ago. Really? Yeah, I watched them. I'd imagine fucking drugs had to become part of the picture if it wasn't already. Are they doing drugs? I mean, like, if you start going that, really.

Neither of them do drugs. The dad has bipolar. So he gets these delusions of grandeur. And because she is so Situated to like just do anything he says believe anything he says like they just crazy shit ends up happening because he's got these weird Delusions and he's very vindictive to yeah They did a like a guy that he used to work with yeah They like brought him over right and they like were talking about getting him on stream and stuff. It didn't materialize but then after he left I guess the dad he

was like an enemy to the dad so the next day they go live and she accuses him of sexual assault like they do crazy shit like that. God. Yeah okay that's that's rough. Yeah. Yeah. Well, check out that documentary. Sounds fun. King of Paul. I don't know. I don't know anything about that guy, but I like all the people involved. Nice recap. Yeah. What else? He got a nice recap and a little like, you know, travel through time through all this different stuff that was like, you know, pretty big gamer gate, all the internet, blood sports stuff. He had a massive feud with coach red pill. Yeah And this would be good viewing for my child sit them down like see all this don't do any of this

I'm gonna undo all the stuff. Don't do the eggs he's eating Yeah, see these people don't make friends with any of them biggest mistake I like you up here. It's plummeting plummeting plummeting critical Okay It's plummeting, plummeting, plummeting. Critical. Okay. I'm gonna read some comments if you wanna stay on the line. I don't know, I'm kind of, got a lot going on in my head.

Linus says, rage they them loophole. I recently tried my first hentai game called A Nut Between Worlds. A Nut Between Worlds. Yeah, sounds pretty provocative. It's a hell of a nut between worlds a nut between worlds. Yeah sounds pretty it's a hell of a nut. Yeah Span worlds, it's it's only an alpha But it was pretty awesome or at least the sex scenes were I don't really get games with sex scenes in them Yeah prefer to just keep pornography separate from everything. I could see that One aspect of the game really made me rage though.

They let you choose between body types one and two, male and female respectively. But no matter what your choice, the other characters- They look the same. Refer to you as they them pronouns. By the way in the game- Ah.

Put in the extra work guys, come on. You could have a couple if statements in the game. By the way in the game there are two girls with sea cups, but the girl I think you would like has tits as big as watermelons. That's tremendous. Anyway, I guess the they-them loophole is to avoid misgendering. And as a bonus, it halves the work for the voice actors. I don't know if you've ever been referred to by the singular they-them pronouns. Perhaps in LA it's a big thing, but I find it really fucking annoying every time.

And in this case, it really takes me out of the game. Plus given that they them is used to refer to non-binary people, I see it as misgendering anyway, since I'm a man. In order to effort- Yeah, right? Yeah, so in an effort to avoid misgendering, the game misgenders 99% of the players.

Yeah, maybe that was their life hack for voice actors. It's not worth it. That's, you're not saving that much time. I mean, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I get it, but. Thankfully it's only in the stories. They run these lines down pretty fucking fast. Yeah, if it was in a sex scene when I was trying to bust,

I would have booked a ticket to Greenland already. Thanks and go fuck yourself. Lean, mean, peen. Wow. Hentai games. Okay. Yeah, I like the separation of game and porn. Pornography.

Yeah, that's... You want to keep the pornography separate from everything. It makes the most sense to me. Mnemonic says, hey... Yeah, I'm not sure the gameplay would be that great in a hentai game, you know? I don't know. Yeah. Well, it's usually like...

How about Mario Kart? Mario Kart with pornography? It gives you shittier pornography if you don't score very well. Right. You get to unlock some really good scenes if you get the red, the blue shell. Right. Mononic, what happened to the nut button? I kind of missed that one.

I've been saying nut all day today. I found it when I was messing around. It might be out of batteries though. Let's see. Oh yeah, nut. Right. Nut. Right, I don't remember that. Yeah, oh, double A batteries. Well, so that'll Oh yeah, Nut. Right. Nut. Right, I don't remember that.

Yeah, oh, AA batteries. So that'll never have those again. Liam says, news article, no more welfare-funded prostitutes in Australia. Oh no. Oh no, taxpayer-funded media are mourning the loss of subsidized pussy for the disabled. Is Chris okay? Oh, hopefully it's good content for the show. Go fuck yourself and gentle back ropes for Sean Let's see this gross. Oh That's Wow What's he gonna do?

NDIS participants and sex workers feel betrayed That is a guy sitting looking betrayed The first thing that came to my mind when I saw that photo was that guy has been betrayed. You think they explained to him that they were taking a picture for this article? I don't think you get- Of disabled people who are no longer getting free horse?

Maybe. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. He's gonna have to go into stage acting. For- It's the only thing that guy can do now. Bisexual services funding ban now being in effect. Oh no, they're gonna have to like do their taxes or something as it were.

Oh man. For many NDIS participants, a federal government decision means they can no longer access. National Disability Insurance Scheme? Is that real? You call something a scheme? Scheme in Australia.

You should never put that in the title of anything. Yeah, you gotta name it the opposite of what it is. Right! A federal government decision means they can no longer access sexual services funding under the system or they could risk financial pressure. Sidney Snyder Oliver Morton Evans, who boy, Sidney Snyder is his name. Sidney Snyder Oliver Morton Evans. This sounds ridiculous.

Says his decision has been deeply disappointing for many who live with a disability, including himself. Now only those who are financially well off in the disability community can afford this service by paying out of pocket. Like the non-handicapped people everywhere. Paying out of, yeah. Yeah, right? You know, it's supposed to be for like ramps and stuff, not prostitutes. You're kind of on your own with that, guys.

I know. Plenty of other people aren't getting laid. Chris the Kiwi's knocking down one every week. One of the most common stereotypes that Mr. Morton Evans comes up against is his assumption that people with a disability aren't sexual beings. What he knows firsthand though, for a writer with a sense of humor, is that intimacy and sex can be integral to identity and happiness for all humans. Wow. Throughout times in his life, Mr. Morton Evans has sought the services of sex workers. He described it as an overall enriching experience.

Look, I mean, I get it. How did the whores describe it? I get it. Well, you gotta eat. Growing up in the 90s, isn't that odd? What? Like, the hookers are doing it for money so they can afford to live. But these guys are like, well, you know, I need to have sex, so you need to pay me so

I can pay the hooker. Like, why don't we just, what happens if we pay the hooker? Well, then you gotta give him, well, you know, I need to have sex, so you need to pay me so I can pay the hooker. Like, why don't we just... What happens if we pay the hooker? Well, then you gotta give... I don't know. You gotta give me more money, so... We need to have women who need to make money. Me, obviously, I can't. Growing up in the 90s, there was still a big stigma around people with a disability largely being nonsexual, he said. Now, at 45, he no longer holds onto this ableist perception. Okay. I mean, I get it.

Like, you know, I've thought about that before, where it's like, you see somebody in a wheelchair and you're like. How are you doing it? Well, it's like, okay, well, like how much, just how is their life, like how is their life different? Like, it's just like, you gotta, I always try to think about that,

like, okay, every single thing has gotta be different in some extreme. They're completely normal intellectually. How could they not wanna have sex? Of course, it makes perfect sense, a lot of them would go to hookers and stuff. Cause like, you know, I mean, a regular able-bodied person hookers and stuff. Yeah. Cause like, you know, I mean, a regular like able-bodied person

is probably not gonna date them. You know, it's just, it's just a sad fact. Even out with like disabilities though. Like you guys, like love is the love on the spectrum. That show is like, okay, you guys are, you know, you got some autism over here, autism over there. You're making it work somehow. Oh no, no, I get it. You mean like, they date other people with any apple. Yeah, they're probably not attracted to that. Oh

We're all working with me we get here guys, you know, I mean, but that's they probably they probably like the same girls we like Yeah, I guess the irony comes from quiet Can you pay hookers for that? the irony comes from... Quiet! Can you pay hookers for that? The irony comes from needing... The irony comes from women choosing to be prostitutes because they need money. You know? And these guys are like, well, I need free money so I can hire these women who need free money.

Okay. What do you think about that, Shamu? What do you think about that Shamu? What do you think about? I mean, it's are they so they're giving their it's like welfare prostitutes. Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah. They give Australia disability money for and they can spend it on prostitutes. Yeah, I think that's bullshit. I mean, like, I don't know why anybody should be getting free money to go, you know, hook up

with prostitutes. I don't know. Yeah, me either. At least not so much. Maybe one every five years. Seems like an odd thing that that's specified. Like, oh yeah, it's like, don't you think like, that just looks bad to everybody else, doesn't it? Yeah, because they said- It looks wasteful.

They're like, we need all this money because we're disabled. All right, here's 200 bucks. What are you going to do? I'm going to buy a whore. What are you talking about? Of course. Well, but it's like, but the system is set up for that.

Yeah. I mean, like, so it's like, yeah, that doesn't seem like it should be. Thomas says, last episode, North Korea, Gus. Hey, Dick and Sean, when you were discussing North Korean troops committed to the Ukraine conflict, you were speculating that they'd be in awe of food and technology. You're right in regard to the Ukraine conflict. You're speculating that they'd be in awe of food and technology.

You're right in regard to the last point, because the North Korean troops are addicted to porn now. Oh, wow. Well, I mean, how could they not be? It's a real problem for them. They're watching that Thorpe show fucking 24 seven. But there's next to no chance of these dudes coming out alive. Unless they survive to defect.

They're surely not intended to return. I'm sure they're not. Yeah, but they're human stock in a technology trade with Russia. The intended benefit of North Korean officers gaining combat experience leadership. But at least they got to see some fat ass Latinas before getting shredded by a drone. Sorry for going long. I love you Thomas the Tank Commander. Wow.

Yeah, that would be like, that makes sense. That would probably be the most shocking part of coming out of North Korea it right Internet just internet yeah There's this much porn that I kind of can't avoid it Yeah, you get stuck in a loop. You know, it's sending you to other pornography or sending you to other pornography. Collins Kerr, news article, LA Times shit cans the entire editorial board. Hey, Dick, I saw this article today about the LA Times owner firing his editorial board

for being insufferable liberals in the wake of the election. He also backed the paper out of a public endorsement of Kamala, which has apparently caused the newsroom to start doom spiraling, creating an atmosphere of pervasive despair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, that makes perfect sense. Shouldn't you be excited because of all the new news that's happening? Well, that's, well, he's saying, yeah, he doesn't, and he's got a bunch of people who are, you know,

Yeah. We've like, the sky is falling and it's like, come on, you guys got to start writing news articles. There's going to be- Isn't that what you want? Yeah, there's going to be 10 times the amount of- People are gonna be hooked. Right. What's Trump doing now?

Oh shit. Exactly. Oh my God, this guy's a rapist that he's putting in there. Oh man, salacious. But those people don't know what business they're actually in. And that's the thing.

Like they've- Yeah. Yeah, they've got their ideals and all that. It's like, no, no, you're in the clicks business. That's what you're in. Yeah, you want to sensationalize this news. You've got made. Yeah, but they don't want to...

The public endorsing shit goes really out of control this time around. Was it? For the... Scientific American was for the second time in our papers history. Yeah. Okay. Right. First time is- You want a paper to be endorsing anybody.

Like it's kind of, I mean, like if you're just like a news source, like should you really be endorsing a candidate? Yeah, it's been going on for a long time, but no, you really shouldn't if you're, yeah. I'm not normally the kind of guy who enjoys reading about this stuff, but I consider journalists to be the lowest form of life on the planet.

Okay. So I made an exception. The article's pretty short. So I figured you might want to read it on the show. I get it. I mean it's funny, the story itself is entertaining. Johnson Brown says weight loss drug found to shrink the heart muscle. Oh boy. Is that true? They're making an ozempic part of Medicare now. No shit. That'll be nice for kids Johnson Brown weight loss drug found a shrink the heart muscle in mice

and human cells okay well Ozempic or something bad news if you're a big fat so who's your hearts the heaviest part of you and you got a shrink that shit yeah they found the problem for obesity is the heart. Yeah, it's the Grinch after Christmas. You gotta suck that thing. There's gotta be some kind of repercussion to that ozempic stuff. It's like a cheat code for bad people. People are loading up on it, but there's like, there's no way that's, there's no way it's good for you. I mean, yeah. Cigarettes make you lose weight too. That's true. Yeah. I don't think, I don't think these injections that are the miracle cure's true. Yeah. I don't think these injections

that are the miracle cure for everything Yeah, I don't know. are working. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I mean, it's a, that's, you know, the clinical trials don't, there can be stuff that gets through that, you know, like that you find out later where it's like,

ah, that's, you know, it weeds out an awful lot of shit even in those trials, but still it's very possible. I can consider the money they're making. You know, I mean, they've got to be making so much fucking money. Of course, of course. See, this is from the robot engineer.

I've never had a soda stream, but I don't think it's too lofty a concept to not unscrew it while under pressure. Okay, let's see here. I know what that is. Is this a woman alert? It might be. Let's see here. Oh yeah, it is. I think that's a woman.

Woman alert. All right. Woman alert. Let's see here. Those things were advertised everywhere like 15 years ago. What, Soda Streaks? Yeah, Soda Streaks. That was a big thing.

Yeah, and then they're not anymore. No. Do you have one? No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What? Those things were advertised everywhere like 15 years ago. What, Soda Streams? Yeah, Soda Streams. That was a big thing.

Yeah, and then they're not anymore. No. Do you have one? No. I've had them. Someone I knew had one and it's great. Yeah, me too. I just never really saw a need to get one.

Yeah. Just drink a soda, you know? Well, it's supposed to be cheaper, you know? Okay, here's a woman who's loaded her Soda Stream. What's on its... her face? I think it's supposed to be cheaper, you know? Okay, here's a woman who's loaded her soda stream. What's on its... her face? I think it... yeah. Uh... she's got camouflage. Blue camouflage on her face. I don't know what's going on there. Oh god! What the...

Now she's gonna take the pressurized soda stream out of the... The woman from the Drew Carey show. Mimi? Yeah. Oh god, what's happening? from the Drew Carey show maybe yes that thing was a projectile okay I guess I wouldn't have thought it would be that pressurized. That's a lot of CO2, right? I mean. Yeah, I've shook a bottle up and opened it. I would have expected that.

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess you load. There's little like CO2 cartridges, right? Is that how they? I think so. I think that's how it works. Are those under that much pressure? Apparently so. I guess so.

Wow. This is from Johnny Haddock. God exists because of a knee. Wow. This is from Johnny Haydick. God exists because of a knee. Okay. Let's see what you got here, Johnny. Oh, whoa, whoa. What's this? Oh yeah. The only living, only the living God

could have created this masterful design. Right. Okay. What's this? 40, 50 million views. Tremendous. Genius. Every movement of the human body You created this masterful design. Okay, what's this? 50 million views, tremendous. Genius. Every movement of the human body is a marvel

that human science struggles to replicate. Such a precise structure. Of all the things on the body that proves the God exists, it's the fucking knee. That's the one. I always had that suspicion. Not DNA, not the reproductive cycle, carrying terabytes of information back and forth

and just wasting it. That's replicated almost flawlessly for millions of years. Evolved to suit and evolved across continents into new races, more aptly suited for their environment. It's the fucking knee. That's what did it. The knee, which a child could design.

Tremendous, tremendous insight into religion. It's the proof right here. You got knees, right? Prove God exists. Well, you got those knees, don't you? My favorite. Where do you think those come from? You ever see the billboards around?

It was obviously bought by a Christian church. It's where it's like, Jesus' truth, read the Bible. And I always take that to mean, well, if you want it proved to you, then just read the Bible. Like, duh. It's like. No one is reading the Bible. God is Lord.

None of you fucking idiots are reading the Bible. Read the Bible. You mean the Torah? I'm going to start in the Bible. Read the Bible like. You mean the Torah? Like I'm gonna start in the. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and read through like ancient genealogies of shit. My thing is a lot of Christians, the way that they talk and condemn and stuff,

it's like really you should have stopped at the Old Testament. Yeah. Because that God is a huge asshole. He's a huge asshole. And he's vain. And it's like, I'm gonna fuck Joe Boefer. Just to, hey, you know, just to prove to the devil

who's the bigger asshole, really, you know? Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck up this guy's life. And then, you know, Lucifer's going like, oh my God, he's gonna do it just because he wants to prove it to me. Yeah, what an idiot. Yeah, what an idiot.

He's really running the show here. What an idiot, yeah, I totally duped him and it is fucking pride. I saw somebody say this week, yeah, that love your neighbor, love thy neighbor shit. Kill your kid. Ah, I'm just kidding. That love thy neighbor shit,

it was meant to apply to like when your neighbors were like part of your family or people that you've known for hundreds of years. It's not like a bunch of people that got air dropped on you from Somalia. I'm like, oh, that's kind of an interesting. Well, that's an interesting. I bet when they, I bet when Jesus said love thy neighbor, it was a little different back then. Well, everything is, tons of stuff is different

Yeah, I had never heard anyone say it like that. I was like, oh, that's a good point. It's funny Um, alright. Anyway Shamu Get out plug your stuff and then get out of here. Yeah, if you want to see any of my stuff you can find it on YouTube slash Shamu 411 and then I'm on Twitter at Shamu YT YouTube slash Shamu411 and then I'm on Twitter at ShamuYT. If you just search Shamu, you'll find it. And yeah, thanks for having me on Dick. Thanks buddy. Have a good one.

What are you reading? That just made me laugh. What is it? Streamer Destiny has denied allegations asserting that the man he's having sex with on recently surfaced sex tape is Nick Fuentes. So, it's just funny to me. Destiny's sex tape is leaked or whatever.

Destiny's sucking a guy off and eating some chick's ass. Who's not Nick Fuentes? No. And then all these guys... Obviously. All right. All these guys are like, that's Nick Fuentes. That's his thumb.

It's like, why are you guys... It'd be even funnier if it was, but I mean... Yeah, but there's nothing that indicates it's Nick Fuentes. I don't... I... Why are you guys just saying this? Yeah it's how is this how did how did this become funny to just make shit up that is obviously not true. Oh that's what I've been saying for years now I don't think any of it's funny to make shit up. No me either but it's like I just think it's like a preposterous statement. Oh it's it's totally preposterous.

I don't know, I don't think there's any stopping it. Well, that's, I mean, that's, I've got voicemails, I've got Fat Watch on, but I don't know if you wanna. Yeah, wow, what a show with, talk about a lot of news. A lot of news. I was not expecting the pregnancy thing.

No, me either. But yeah, might as well do it now. A lot of news. I was not expecting the pregnancy thing. No, me either. Yeah, might as well do it now. Well, I've decided that this is my final show. The big sigh. You're gonna be okay. Everybody's gonna be okay. No, and it has not been a snap decision at all.

It's the furthest thing from a snap decision like at all. It's the furthest thing from a snap decision. But what I've noticed is that over the last several years or so, it's kind of been going this way where I've just, I've gotten less, I've enjoyed things less as the show has kind of evolved and I guess I have too. I don't get the kind of the level of enjoyment out of it that I used to.

And kind of more importantly, I think that the show for me right now feeds something in me that I don't want to feed because it's well fed. And I think I need to step away from it and see if I can get that monster under control a little bit because it's not serving me well. And I know the show contributes to it.

There's a lot of things that contribute to it, but that's one thing that I can kind of control. So that's kind of it. You know, it was, you know, and that's not to say that it's not fun, or, you know, that the show is bad, or that like, you know, that I don't like- Watching Two Chicks, I'm able to read that wasn't fun for you last week?

There's a lot of fun stuff, but I think it helps me exercise a muscle that is well exercised. And that's, I mean, I tend to be very bleak, misanthropic. I can tell. Which I, yeah, I know. And it's-

Last year has been rough for you. You know, it's funny you say that. It's been longer than that, but I need to, I'll never know unless I do it, whether, you know, how much it contributes, just kind of, you know, because it's kind of a boil the frog slowly thing where it's like, I just,

the way that I find myself thinking and where it's like, wow, this is really not serving me well. And especially with the entertainment industry is in a position that it hasn't been in in 70 years. You know, so it's like, it's, I need to, I need to be able to lie to myself maybe a little more. But, you know, I'm, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I need to be able to lie to myself maybe a little more. What was I gonna say? I had a train of thought going.

Oh, I wanted to say, that is really and truly it. There's no blow up behind the scenes, And I wanted to say that is really and truly it. There's no blow up behind the scenes. Cause I know people are- People are going back on Madcast you're saying. Oh right, my hiatus is over. Randy texted me that. Yeah, my hiatus is over. Yeah, that's a, I'm going,

yeah, I actually had him on the phone when I was talking to Randy. You know, he's, tell Randy hello. Yeah. It's all a long con to get those sex down. Exactly, exactly. No, no, no, I will always shit on George. But, you know, there's no...

We're gonna have one more bonus episode. We are, yeah. We're gonna watch the interview. Oh yes, that's what I figured we were doing. With you. No blowups, no arguments, no disputes over money, no drama, no nothing. When I called Dick the other day, I said it. And then he goes, now that makes sense. And he goes, well, it was a hell of a long run.

That was, and that was as much as Dick loves drama, you also do not have to ever sell him on something that you feel like you wanna do. He doesn't ask you to justify it. You know? I'm crying. that you feel like you wanna do. He doesn't ask you to justify it, you know. I'm crying. I'm kind of blown away actually. Sad.

But it is. I mean it- Cutting. It is, it's not like- It's worse than an ending relationship than in like a woman. It's always- It feels worse. Sometimes it's easier when you're like, well, I 100% hate that,

and I don't want to ever be associated with it. But you know that I'll, you know, whatever your call, obviously, I would, you know, if you do meetups or if you don't, I would love to poke my head in every once in a while. You're welcome back anytime. I'll bother you constantly to come back in. Thank you, thank you.

That's all. So I wanted to- I gotta figure out what to do. The show is obviously continuing. The show that you basically started. But- 10 years ago, you said- It's called The Dick Show for a reason.

The only person who can kill The Dick Show is Dick. That's not something that, you know, we have a certain dynamic, but there are many times where I have heard you with other people and to me, it's an equally interesting and entertaining dynamic. And that's what I think. And, yeah, that's really it.

Yeah, but we are gonna do a bonus episode. Johnny said he'd come in next week, obviously. That's great. I'm gonna try to get him to stay awhile. That's really it. Yeah. But we are going to do a bonus episode. Johnny said he'd come in next week, obviously. That's great. I'm going to try to get him to stay awhile. That's great. I think the last time, that was the first time that I had, I'd seen him in person, or we had seen each other in person.

We're always like passing in the, you know, passing in the night. But, but yeah, so I will, you know, I'll poke my head in cause I, I, I wanted to thank everybody sincerely for an unforgettable experience, and Dick most of all, because that's, you know, it was, I remember,

you said, my uncle asked us once, I remember we were sitting down, we had dinner, and I think my ex-girlfriend was there, a couple other people were there, and you know, and he said, We were sitting down, we had dinner and I think my ex-girlfriend was there, a couple other people were there. You know, and he said, so who wants to be famous? You know, anybody like, and I said, no, God, no.

Like, what up, hey, you know. And Dick goes, it's all I've ever wanted. And he goes, and everybody's coming with me. I remember that, and everybody's coming with me. I remember that, and everybody's coming with me. So thank you for making that possible for me. For me being even a little bit known, it's been such an interesting experience that I would have never done myself.

And I feel odd talking about myself in that way at all. I would have never thought that I would have been known And I feel odd talking about myself in that way at all. I would have never thought that I would have been known outside of my circles for anything, but it's been amazing. So thank you very much. When does Guitar Talk start? When are you launching that competing podcast with all the dirt?

You know what I was thinking about this morning? I was thinking about actually doing those and sending them in to the show. Like I thought, you know what I mean? Because there is a lot to talk about. Yeah. But like, you know, I don't know if it'll be the same thing, but I actually thought it was like,

well, I could like record those or something. You've been coming here and here. We've been hanging out every week for 10 years. Yeah, yeah. We were best friends before that. That's right, that's right. I'll miss that a lot. Yeah, I will too, but that doesn't, we were best friends before that. That's right. That's right. I'll miss that a lot. Yeah Well, I I will too, but that doesn't move but but we're friends. We're still friends

We go like I don't want something more than friends. What are you talking about? Well, what I'm saying is nothing iconic friends Yeah, right start any fucking rumors. Okay, that's nothing. I've got a pump people up for my show. There's no yeah Oh, you're talking about animosity and shit? Yeah, no, honestly, I don't. No, no, no, that's what I'm talking about. There's nothing, yeah, believe me. That's, it's literally, it's just for, I need to see, I need to see, you know.

I don't even think you have to explain it, to be honest. Yeah, I know, but that's, but I feel like, but I do feel like I owe some kind of an explanation, just where people's, you know, because people are obviously gonna wonder and I wanna kind of, there's not gonna be any crazy emails that surface later like, this is what happened. You know, it's just shockingly,

it's the most boring. We never communicate. We never talk outside of the show. I know, I know. And we've always kind of been like that. Yeah, yeah, we have. But we've also gotten busier with our own lives and stuff and you you know what I mean like I'm gonna miss all The baby shit well no I mean you know everybody just fucking loves when a sitcom gets a baby, right? That's the most that's when it's really still doll

You'll you'll you'll probably see me more than you normally do You've given a lot to the show. Thank you. I've gotten a lot from the show. I hope so. Yeah, for sure. I hope everything improves for you and everyone else. Me too. Me too. That'll make everybody better around me too.

You know, that's kind of how it works. Thank you, Dick. Thank you everybody again. I sincerely appreciate doesn't begin to cover it. Maybe we have time for one last fat watch. For sure. Fat watch today in fat news. I told Johnny and he's like,

this is the worst pain I've ever felt. I don't know how to handle this. Everybody's gonna be just fine. I know it. So many people have gone over the years. Yeah. Over 10 years. But they haven't gone like I'm doing it. Some have.

You think so, really? Yeah, well, no, no, not like you have because you've been here forever. Yeah. They come in and then they go. I'm not leaving with any grudge or any anger or any animosity. Some of them have died.

Suddenly people, we've lost so many people over 10 years. It's shocking. That's a- To insanity or death or just boredom or life situations. And I have to say, all of those people going, even as crazy as some of them were, it made it a little bit less enjoyable.

I hate to say it, but it's true. It was just a different vibe. And you know, that was kind of, it was really kind of an escape for me in that way, because it was so silly. And like, I'm not a silly guy. Like, I'm just not. So like, when you get a chance to kind of do that, you know, it's-

You don't think the Thorps are silly? I don't know, man. It's just one of those things. Library worker who's 6 foot 2 and 360 pounds sues for 4.6 million over trauma of having a small desk. It's the small dick of fat people. Let's get a picture of him. A New York City library worker who's 6'2". That's almost...

We're close to that. 360, that's bigger than Vito. 60 pounds more than Vito is suing his employers for 4.6 million after he was forced to work at a desk that is too small for him. Caused to suffer serious mental health problems. So desk, is that the problem? Is the desk too small for you over there? You're a tall guy?

No, the desk is fine, but I'm also probably like half of 360 pounds. Oh, Williams mental health. He was suspended following kangaroo court proceedings where he was concerned by a supervisor for a meeting in which he did not have a union rep present His mental health has been damaged to such an extent that he could no longer bring himself to work at the SNFL That has dehumanized him this SNFL sounds like fucking worst football league ever 4.6 million for having a too small of a desk. Wow. That's rough. Let me look up. I need a picture of this. This was a man. This is a man we're talking about. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh No pictures of this fucking guy. How could you send me a fat watch without a picture? No, that's him! He doesn't look that big! Oh, get the fuck out of here. He got depression

because of this? Because of the, I mean, I think, you know, come on, he saw Payday when you're looking at, you know. Okay. Look how young he is. He is young. He's Look how young he is. Oh, he is young. He's gotta lose some weight.

He's not gonna make, he's not gonna enjoy that 4.6 million. No. This is Whiskeyville. Okay, let's see what we can enjoy here. Oh, there's a bunch of girls doing a TikTok. This girl's getting on the counter. This little skinny girl's getting on the counter behind them. Well, that shouldn't be a problem. She's standing up behind them

And then Sitting on the counter Oh, okay. Does that track? There she comes. God damn. Alrighty. Wow. Okay.

Don't try that. No, don't try that. She'll never try that again, I don't think. I think they're lucky they didn't get fucked up worse. That one looked like she landed on her feet, didn't she? Yeah, she did. Yeah, jumped right off. God. Plus size influencer demands airlines give obese people an extra seat for free.

Is this the same one that we've seen? I think it is. Yeah. The same you're forced to pay twice for the same accommodation anyone else gets with just one ticket. This isn't about giving fat people more. It's about accommodating basic needs in Canada. They have a one person, one fair policy because they get it.

In Canada, people who need more space aren't paying extra. They're paying for the space their body needs no extra charge for something that should be basic. I mean, I kind of agree. Meanwhile, in the US, fat people are still being forced to pay double for what should be standard. Yeah, why am I why are we defending the airlines? Fuck them. You know? We shouldn't. Get the fat people their fucking tickets. You know what?

We shouldn't defend the airlines. Yeah. They nickel and don you for everything. Yeah, you know we can go in like instead of doing carry-on luggage I'll just put a big shirt on over my carry-on luggage and walk on like hey, I'm a fat guy You can't you can't prove I'm not yeah, you can't extra. You can't take this from me It seems like all all large industry The the way that everything is gone is that they want to see how much you'll pay for what they used to give you for free

Yeah, and it just keeps it that could be that's the the you know Whatever you want to call out the fast passes at Disneyland or any of the they used to give you for free. And it just keeps that could be, that's the, you know, whatever you wanna call it, the fast passes at Disneyland or any of the theme parks. It's more, oh no, you gotta do this. At subscription services with like, oh, I got the premium service, no commercials. No, no, no, you need like the premium, premium service now to not get, you know, we're gonna give you commercials

with the premium service. I think I saw a commercial for the first time in like 10 years, it was job smacked. What is this shit? We used to sit through this all day. Now, as pissed off as that makes everybody, that also may make me go back to work. So it's like, because they're trying

to figure out how to make those fucking things as profitable as we want them to be. Sure. They're going to need to run ads again. Yeah, why not? That's how it works. Because we paid for cable and we still had ads. Because they don't have a...

None of the... They can't rely on stocks anymore. They can't rely on a subscriber base. Because it's like, oh, House of Dread. Oh, that's done. I cancel that. Now I go over here. I want to watch this show.

Now I cancel that. Now I go to... And people not going back to the theaters, that's putting a huge dent in the entertainment industry as well. So... We were watching... Because everybody I know in entertainment is totally fucked right now. Yeah, we were watching that movie Dear Santa. Yeah. And it felt like it was shot like a Hallmark movie. Yeah. Is it because the production budgets have fallen so much like

it felt like it felt like I was watching like a student film. They have and had Jack Black in it. Well, and a lot of stuff like a production. This doesn't look professional. And that was probably stuff that was probably finished like recently and poorly, but it was probably shot a while ago, like that too. But that's, yeah, everything has gone, I guess, DreamWorks Animation, right? They've done like little films like Shrek, monstrous fucking movies, right? They have a DreamWorks Animation department.

It's their in title. All of that stuff is done in like Malaysia and Indonesia and places like that. Like that's like- We gotta stop that stuff. It's really- The outsourcing is just killing- It's really wild.

It's killing guys in our country. It is, it is. And you think about it, people maybe in my field who've done it for 20, 30 years and they're established and they're good and they've worked on big projects and all that kind of stuff. And now you just take that away.

I mean, there's been tens of thousands of jobs that are just gone. Yeah. What does that person do? Yeah. What do you do? You got, you're 50, you're 52. What else do you do? You're 52. What else do you do?

No, the tariff conversation is like crazy with people. Just knee jerk, knee jerk shitting on tariffs. Like, well, they're just going to make things more expensive. Like, man, we have to do something. If it's making everything outside of the country cost 2000% more, then that's what it is. But the money has to be kept in this country, or else people are gonna start, or else it's gonna be fucking Judge Dreadworld,

where it's 90% unemployment. England owed so much money after World War II to the allies who helped them and stuff, that they were not allowed to import goods from any of the countries that they owed money to. You could not, I believe the embargo was lifted in 1959, which was why, if you listen to all the British rockers and stuff, they were salivating to get ahold

of like a Fender guitar or a Gibson guitar. And they remember that Hank Marvin of the shadows had the first Stratocaster in the country. It was a Fiesta Red strat. And it was like, you know, so they didn't start getting those instruments until like the mid sixties really. And they were very expensive, but they weren't even allowed to be brought in. Yeah. So yeah. I mean, and the reason was to keep money in the country. We have to, you have to, yeah, because they owed so much. Uh, it's from Joshua.

Uh, okay. Let's see here. What, what do you have to say, Joshua? This is, uh, this will never not be funny. It's a guy interviewing two fat chicks. What's your biggest turnoff in guys? Probably when they don't work out. Yeah, of course. That's why would they, why are these guys working out?

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. They mean it though. Maybe we should be on the side of the fat women. Is there some kind of- If you can get the airlines to give you those free seats,

you got my, I'll bend my bow for you. Yeah. Maybe they have like filter implants in their eyes or something where they see themselves as... You think that fat is too... Maybe. Squeezed in? Squeezes the... I don't know.

And they go, Yeah, no! Look at good. I don't know why this fat ass I'm dating is, you know, what a deadbeat. Maybe that's... Maybe that's what it is. Alright. That's it, everyone. There you go.

That's that. Now we gotta wait for the 20 seconds. Awkward silence. Presenting... Bonus episode on what? Wednesday? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. What the fuck am I gonna do here, Sean? Should've had the kids sooner.

Then the kid could host the show. Right. You know? Get in fights, you know? Have an extremely toxic relationship right out of the gate. Yeah. Set them up for real life. Yeah. No one's there to help you. All right. All right, we really need to put this no brain freeze shit to the test, okay? Because all the ways Sean was describing to try to trigger brain freeze was retarded. I need to eat a pint of ice cream as fast as he can on camera. On camera. Brain freeze.

What do you do for the bonus episode? It's a very important scientific process that needs to occur. Please get on this. Okay. This guy sounds fat though. He just wants to see you eat ice cream. That's the big method here. Okay, very important. Right. Here's what happens. My throat freezes and I can't eat. I have to like hyperventilate to try to warm it up. Yeah. So but I've never had a... You've never had that pain in your brain? No. I haven't either but I don't want to say it up. So, but I've never had a- You've never had that pain in your brain? No.

I haven't either, but I don't want to say it because now it looks like I'm copying you. Well, I don't get what it is that hurts so bad. It's, I think they think that it's when- My throat is cold. Too much cold is applied to like, there's like a nerve cluster in the roof of your mouth or something.

Oh. And maybe not everybody's is quite the same or quite as sensitive or like locate, you know, maybe not closer to the surface. I'm not sure. I read something, but it's like a known thing that not everybody, not everybody gets it. It's like, what do you have to, if you have to sneeze,

does looking at a light or the sun help? Yeah, me too. It doesn't work for everyone. Not for everybody. Yeah. Wow. What works for them? them well they just sneeze if they have to sneeze and they don't if they don't stare at the Sun and that's from what I from what I understand but yeah I just heard your PKA appearance on this week and one tell you about the food bank thing. Full permission, go do it.

Thank you. Look, me and my family, I would say we don't necessarily need it. We could afford to spend the 300, 400 bucks a week. Me either. That's roughly about how much we would need. But that, supplementing the food bank helps bring it down to about maybe a hundred bucks a week. So, hey, you have my permission, go do it.

Thank you, I will. I know somebody I know is mom. Oh, and like they're just fine. She always goes to the church and fucking takes the Son is like what the fuck what the throw it away. It's just gonna go to waste He's got to eat it. Well, it's not it's some of it's like packaged food, you know, like where it's like it can keep for a while Why are we why are we paying for food? We've been having machines making food forever. Why is anyone paying for food? As long as there is enough there for the people who need

it then who cares? People just like paying for food. There's always going to be people who just refuse to get food for free because they have so much fun paying for food that they don't need to pay for. I don't like paying for food. So I'm gonna go take it. There's plenty. There's plenty of fucking food Well, I mean we know that you know, I mean this it's getting it's country. That's hard This country throws away. Yeah an incredible amount of food. I'm sick of the waste Okay John a podcast rapid call and Holy Spirit is speaking through me. Okay, and to you. What makes me rage is dudes, including their girlfriends and things that just don't need to be included in.

For example, I have this survivalist, I like to watch on YouTube's videos, 100% real. I don't fucking know, I don't really care. But what I do notice is, all of a a sudden is now girlfriend is in the videos. Oh, I hate when they do that. Well, maybe we'll still do more in this video. But like the thing that really makes me fucking rage also vast is the first thing that happens is he goes to go explore and she's like, well where are your boots?

And she goes, ah, I don't even like a fucking set up thing. Like she forgot her fucking boots. Or pants or whatever the fuck it was. But like she forgot shit so she can't go out in the cold. Like oh, did you forget it or did you just want to sit in the fucking warm van while I go make a YouTube video you fucking bitch? Every show with the girlfriend gets involved, it turns into that sitcom.

Turns into a sitcom. Arguing with the girlfriend about fucking boots. There's a survivalist show, but not anymore. Now you're having a relationship fight. That's what he's doing. Okay. Yeah, that's great. Okay.

My rage is my girlfriend's compulsion to make me do things on my day off. Like, right after I get, you know, going into my day off, right? What do I want to do? Nothing. I want to do fucking nothing. Hey, baby, I'm getting some over. What do you want to do today? Nothing.

I don't want to do anything. Oh, and then she gets in a huff because I'm being boring or something Dude, I'm just fucking tired. I Don't know why they're never tired Well, and it energizes them to go to farmers markets and shopping at Target and shit bookstores like ah I got to get out of here when I'm when I'm really busy and there's eight hours of I gotta get out of here. When I'm really busy and there's eight hours of sessions, like I've had this conversation with my girlfriend,

she gets it. But like when I come home, like I can't do just like a conversation back and forth because I've listened to nonstop talking for eight hours, like just coming out of the speakers. You know what I mean? This voice and this voice. Like it's like, if you could do a cast record,

it's really nonstop. So it's like, there's just, my brain is- Oh God. Just, it's fried with just words. Yeah. Like there's just, I've listened to thousands and thousands of words being spoken that day. I'm done.

I'm done listening to words. I gotta sit here for, you know, a bit. That's a good excuse. I don't have that right now, but. All right, let's see here. How about, sure, why not? You know, the Dix show, a good topic I might want to hear about,

but you never can find the stuff. This really is about how how YouTube search is broken. Because I think all of us would want to look at this. Maybe I'm wrong, but like, the history of men's relationship with glue. Right, like, did you know that they used to glue like metal parts together in ancient Roman armor? And we found like pieces of armor that were submerged in rivers for like

2,000 years and they glued together parts of still together and it's like that's kind of had spires and confidence and isn't that what you want when you glue things together and the whole thing is at the end of the day like yes it's about what happens but it's also about the confidence what you believe what will happen. Do I need to nail these things together? Do I need to fucking bolt them together. Do I need to nail these things together? Do I need to fucking bolt them together? Do I need to screw them together? Will glue suffice?

And will glue give me the satisfaction that I demand? I would listen to a whole TED talk on the relationship between men and glue throughout history. He just described exactly the kind of shit that fascinates me. That sounds totally bizarre. I absolutely love that shit. The different kinds of glues used in instrument making,

you know, for instance, and why they chose, you know, hide glue or, you know, things that... Yeah, why isn't there more of that? Because that ancient alien guy, he used to be like a normal guy but then it's just like the alien shit the demand for alien shit is too high yeah the demand for conspiracies and bullshit is too high i know because it's like it's like it's like garbage candy that you just you know you yeah exactly yeah okay uh here we go i think this one's

negative i've got a trans girlfriend who transitioned over a decade ago and she lives in a house with three other trans women. I can tell you how this shit works. So the problem with puberty blockers and the thing that's kind of a misconception is that it is, yes, it is a pause to the hormones and yes, it does have, it can potentially impact your overall development. Like that is a reality. It's not free to your point. It is not something that is completely... It is not exactly the same as not having them when you go back on them. But the problem is and the thing that's missing is that it's not...

There are kids that are like killing themselves because they're not getting this treatment. Like acting as if trans people do not get these hormones are just fine and you're like, no, they might actually fucking die. And that's the grief that's missing between this dialogue and this conversation. The thing that people who have concerns about children being pregnant.

You wanna interject? No, no, no. What I was gonna say is that here, the reason, all I wanted to do last week was correct the idea that it's giving you hormones to give you, like it's akin to giving you hormones that give you secondary sex characteristics. Like, you know, but what they're used for

and have been used for decades is for what they call a precocious puberty Yeah, you're not supposed to get puberty when you're seven right because what you're seven or eight or nine years old what happens? Manly well, no you actually end up with a very very short stature. There's some others. Yeah some psychological development and also potentially and also some other You know health concerns later in life. Yeah think like it's like, oh, well, you'll get huge. It's like, no, you actually, your growth plates close too early.

So they do that. But that's when you're seven or eight or nine. And then when it's a more appropriate age, they take you off them. The side effects with those, they say generally it's a loss of bone density. So they put you on on supplements and as soon as you stop them, it goes back to normal. So, what they're designed to be used for, they're very, very effective. Now, here's the sticky point is where's the window and also what he was talking about, to his point,

a lot of people are pushing these because of the psychological implications where they say, because, well, look, because, How come they don't threaten to kill themselves over like income tax? Right. Like, oh wow, all these trans kids are gonna die if there's no income tax. Oh, totally, look at this.

And here's the thing. It's, they're saying, oh, well, because of the, you know, because they feel like a woman, but they're starting to look like a man, it's psychologically traumatizing. That may be, but that's not, there aren't really any studies on whether the puberty blockers alleviate that, are helping.

And that is why that you need, and I think I voiced this last week, like you should be very cautious with this. Yeah, with the fucking trans-Golden Girls here. As a matter of, and basically what they're doing, the only studies out there are basically, they're almost like surveys of older people who have had those.

Are you glad you did that? Yeah. Right, right. And it's like really good. But you did that? Right, right. And it's like really good. But there's very, very scant, very scant data on that reason being used. I'm not articulating that very well. So do it illegally if it's so fucking important then.

But as far as, yeah, as far as what they do, what I said was accurate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's, you know, it's still extreme caution, I would say. They get all upset though if you say, if you say anything that's not like, do whatever you want. It's like, oh yeah, we're gonna die.

I just. All right, all right. You know, something like that, until you're seeing these more used at a, because most people aren't gonna go, well, they're seven. That's not happening. They know that they're a girl. So it's like, no, the problem is,

is if you take away, say you do that, say you give them puberty blockers and they now they're stopped from, then they start taking hormones to give them more feminine characteristics. Cause puberty blockers will just- Does that work? Well, here's the thing,

but what if that doesn't fix their- Yeah, then we got big problems. Now you, right. Right? Then we got big problems. Now you, right. Right? Then we got big problems. Well, you took away the magic bullet. Yeah. Now you still got psychological problems.

But it's worth 100% of the time, right? Cause it's so not, you know, once you get all the way to the end, you can't undo it. Now what do you do? You know, now what do you do that? I don't know. That's gotta be a huge letdown is what I'm saying. For the person who's doing it.

And you've, you may be, you may end up worse mentally. It's possible. Is it more, is it more or less than getting a tattoo and regretting that? Yeah, right. Let's, let's ask. Let's get a survey out there. Okay, last one. Yeah.

What's the oldest it's acceptable to be to not know your left hand from your right hand or even to do your right. Before you're talking. I was home for Thanksgiving, got to see the cousins who are homeschooled by the way, sitting down playing a game that involves passing things to the left and right. And she had to put her hands down to do the left and the right thing, you know? And she'd be like, Mom, Dad, is this, is this my left? Is this my right?

Like you're 16. Oh no. You don't know? Is this my right? I'm like, you're 16. You don't know you left me right. Mom and dad are OK with it. How many bolts have you stripped? Wow. 16. I think homeschool maybe isn't all it's cracked up to be. Left from right.

I don't know. I mean, wow, the Pledge of Allegiance, maybe it did help. A lot of young girls, you know, put your right hand over your heart. Maybe that did do some good. We'd be having just an epidemic of not knowing left from right. Can't fucking read, don't know left from right.

Yeah, I mean. Unintended consequences, right? Yeah. Oh, the Pledge of Allegiance, we took it out, but now 40% of women don't know they're left and right hand 20 years later I don't know why I heard this so much Just remember a teacher like repeating this every fucking flag salute was like put your right hand over your heart

Put your left hand straight down at your side Why the fuck she would have to say that cuz you if you're not specific Yeah, what do you think I'm gonna do? Put both hands over. Grab ass. Because the guy next to you can't defend himself. What do you think I'm gonna do with my left arm? I'm standing there chanting like a robot. My god.

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Require no tributes. We'll really miss you, Sean. I know. I'll miss you too. Goodbye. Goodbye.