Episode 290 - Dick on Shooting Your Eye Out
Episode Date: December 28, 2021I get shot in the eye, Mr. Girl calls in about starting a cult and stopping his girlfriend's HRT, Tariq Nasheed's homosexual Buck Breaking NFTs, Sean...
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