The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG - Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 138, 1980s Cartoon PSAs with Zak Koonce

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

Seanbaby charges out of the bushes at Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, to remind them of the importance of daily toothbrushing, and other valuable lessons! This episode is about 1980s cartoon PSAs, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle! Lasers are the other half!

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I have found a little bit more than my fair share of children inside abandoned refrigerators. There will be no follow-up questions. Our guest is one half of the All-Roll-Nots, and writer and performer of Waymore than half of our theme songs. He's the talented and handsome, mysterious stranger inviting you into his car because your parents have been in an accident hurry.

Zach Coots. If you will not end up at a refrigerator, I promise you that. Out of all the Broadway facts, I've ever heard. Rockway will rescue you. That is the only true follow-up question worthy one I've heard so far.

I think. There's something I thought I wanted follow-up questions too, but this one I'm fucking sure that I'm not. Oh, okay, this is the only emergency like time sensitive ticking clock follow-up question. Yeah, still not allowed. Right, fuck, all right. Still not allowed.

Well, I'm happy to be here. There is an amulet that allows you one follow a question, but I will not use it today. Not on something. God damn refrigerator kids. Welcome back. It's always nice having you. My dear friend.

Is there anything you'd like to plug here at the top of the show? I'm not sure when this is actually going to come out, but I'll plug it anyway, because it's bound to be soon. If you are a listener of the show, you may remember that we did an anime theme song for this show. And unrelated, sort of related. There's a AI service available now to musicians where you can just have grimes, Elon Musk's

ex-girlfriend, just perform on your song. Like the AI will, you feed it the lyrics and then she'll perform it and then you could have official collaboration with Grimes. Like any artist can do this, any level of musician, but they still have to approve it and you still have to make her perform.

So if you put the lyrics in and she sings it terrible as your fault, you still have to like produce performance. So if you put the lyrics in and she sings it terrible as your fault, you still have to like produce her. And we try to, we got a set of words with the, we got a set of the, yeah, with the phonetics and the, you know, the spacing, the words out, putting periods where maybe they don't belong because she's bashing words together, whatever. We try it with a lot of Aral Nod songs.

We're like, let's try, you know, let's, let's do it for our channel. And we try to have some Aral Nod songs, we tried it with some stuff Craven has had in his library. Nothing worked, she sucked it all of it except one. Except one song, which she performed flawlessly. And that is the Japanese lyric driven anime theme song for the Hot Dog podcast. So we have official grimes cover of the anime hot

dog song that's gonna come out. We commissioned some five or two. She approved it. They're people of real non-robot grimes. Wow, that's like sure. This works. This is not offensive to our whatever our goals are. It's totally fine. Distribute this with our name on it, please. Did they speak Japanese? Do they know like the the nightmares that she's saying? Oh, I don't think she they have any idea. They're just they probably just thought she sounded really cute She's like oh she's singing you Japanese and it sounds right like it's I think I think they probably do have some idea So that they would know that they're not singing, you know, some, right, some third-rank nationalist shit just in Japanese because the internet will do that. They'll do it. First thing the internet would do.

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If you wanna render yourself obsolete. Yeah, that should be. As long as I don't have to get off the couch. Render me obsolete, please. It's like talent, youth, and Asia. If you wanna just retire from the game, sure. A hot dog song is definitely the way to do it. So yeah, I love it. I gonna say it's weird how you found

the cute and fun ways to use AI. Your I-Sized Baby video is completely brilliant. And I remember watching it thinking, when I first saw it, I'm like, I'm not gonna have to have a talk with Zach about the ethics of fucking AI. And then I saw it, I'm like, nope, this is good. Oh, allow it. We don't.

Yeah, I don't know. It definitely sparked a weird. Nope, this is good. Oh, that's it. This is, we don't. Fantastic. Yeah. I don't know. It definitely sparked a weird conversation through our social media, because most people were like, they were, you're at, but like one or two other people would be like, I thought you were better than this, our all notsels, like, but we hired impersonators to impersonate the celebrities

that we want to pretend we are using. I'm not totally sure that's different. I'm sure it is, but we're still not using Kiana Reeves. We never have, we never will. But we want you to think we're using Kiana Reeves. Let's, we always have. And we always will. Like that's, I don't know.

I just don't understand where the real truth is in that conversation. Used to be cool, oral knots. No, we didn't. That's all I. No, we were cool. That's not a thing we were ever trying to Keanu Reeves has always hated us. Yeah. Well, what are you playing this

days? I'm, you know, it's a great time to be a gamer. I am just like playing three or four games. Yeah, Baldur's Gate, Remnant 2. I was playing Diablo that we all know that that sucks now. It's that one watch that yeah, I watched out hard it But yeah, I did I Know you guys I try I know you tried to sell the gang on Remnant to not long ago a couple episodes ago He sold me he got me evangelist. Are you in? Are you enjoying it? I? Fucking love it. It's so good. I hate hold? Are you enjoying it? I fucking love it. It's so good.

Yeah, baby. I hate it. I hated it. So much at the start, like the first hour or so. I was like, I was looking for like, I haven't traded in a game. I'm forever. How much can I get for this?

Right. What did you get for your first world? I got the, I remember the name of it, the smash together like low fantasy high fantasy world. Oh yes, you like the full of born town and the castle. Yeah, there's like a fairy court but also like for some reason cock the adorns. Yeah, yeah, you got the yields at a fairy court. I really like that one because all the people in the town are maniacs and they don't like gunfight with you

They just run straight into you some of them try to then fight with you and those are the easiest ones You're just so badly step aside. Yeah, there's no But he was so it was so hard and I couldn't do anything about it for the first hour I was like I hate these types of I hate dark souls. See I'd without trying the spoil too much I assumed from that first hour, I know what this is. This is exactly Dark Souls plus like Metro Exodus. Like, that's it. And I am not interested in either of those games,

but that's not it. It's exactly like Elden Ring and Resident Evil. And once you get that in your head and you go look up the mechanics because I just assumed it had all Dark Souls mechanics. I died, I'm fucked, it didn't let me keep anything. There's no point to this, I'm just going to smash my head. Now you can just, every time you keep everything, the only panel to be playing is like, yeah, they don't care. You got to kill them to do this again. That's it. That's it. That's

the only thing I can do. And not even all. It feels like Dark Souls is kind of defined by That's it. That's the most important thing. And not even all, it feels like Dark Souls is kind of defined by like, like kind of Monster Hunter where there's a lot of foresight into every action choice. Like, I'm gonna swing my sword, that's four seconds in my life, I've got to commit to it. Whereas like, you know, in this game, in Remnant 2, you're just gunfighting. You just zaps, zaps, zaps. Yeah, like I'll survive, I'll die here and there, but I'll survive for long, long periods of time, just kind of motor and around.

And you get the places it goes are fucking crazy. I'm not even that far into it, and I'm in fucking David Bowie's Labyrinth world, and there are buff little rock children who worship a rock man that is hilarious to me. Yeah. There's a cute boss there that's so fucking weird and fun. I They'll I'd say my biggest criticism of the game is that they make me kill the buff little rock man And I don't want to I that's yeah, they're the last I got a buddy I want them to be my friend. Yeah, I want to show them. Yeah, they're little they're little muscle men by which I mean like with periods in between each Line. Yeah, the muscle, like, genio, official muscle. Yeah.

Be on my set. Let's go. Let's watch it out. I know it's a good game because it did the things that all good games do, which is latched into my brain and forced me to defeat it at every level, and acquire every achievement. Tell, there's nothing to do with the podcast.

But Zach plays way above the rim in video games. So you just beat it on apocalypse yeah I just finished an apocalypse that's I was actually I actually was the only reason I died on the final boss because I rolled off the edge but the boss could not touch me like I have the whole pattern memorized every attack I'm such a fucking weird survival game difficulty. I wish it translated to any other part of my life, but it doesn't actually get rid of that loss. Yeah, the totally lost. And I tell you that like, I beat him,

but I have no idea how, like I was just like, fucking panic rolling through the entire fight. And I'm like, God, I think I'm gonna do enough damage before like, fate catches up to me, but like, I have no idea what's going on. There's a lot of like, what I really find brilliant about the game is it's overwhelming. It feels overwhelmingly unfair at first,

but then once you realize what's happening, it's like kind of brilliant. There's a lot of audio cues in the final boss that are just, they're all there. And it's just listening. Yeah, there's so smart about that shit. I mean, you start to learn what they are and pay attention.

Like, it gives you so much information. Yeah. Like before and kind of during every fight. That it's, uh, I don't know, it's really masterfully done. It's really masterfully done. And it's sort of, if you feel like you're banging your head against a wall of the first hour, just stick with it because it opens up in a fucking crazy way. I have a build. If you would like to attempt harder difficulties, you will never die if you're with me. If I use a relic, like the healing mechanism in the game, it lasts for 20 seconds, and if you take damage during that 20 seconds, you just heal past it. Like, you can't be hurt. My whole team built here, pretty great. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, I'm like level four. So, and I'm judging by my track record, I will be finished if I finish remnant to sometime next year.

So like, whatever you taught, you're over here with like, I've got a fucking sword that cuts through time on the go planet. I do have any ID. I don't doubt it. I know, but that, but I've got a fucking sword that cuts through time on the go planet. I do. I don't have any ID. I don't doubt it. I doubt it. But I've got some sweet shit, but it's level.

I'm level four. I'm one of the buff, I'm one of the buff little rock babies. It's like what I'm in holiday. You're a normal but I would walk right. I'm specifically the one that charges at you on the staircase and just flies off That's it that was my one shot. Yep, that's me. That's my build. I'm I'm I'm suicidal rock baby is what my build is called. There's a I think a special layer of video game heaven Where were those NPCs go? Yeah, they just like get to jump off cliffs for all of eternity

I died to make you laugh This is our most effective banter of all time if you haven't bought remnant to by now fuck you And if you're what if what is it gonna take if it won't be on room? Yeah, if you worked on remnant to by the way you are we should leave our Venmos at the end of this podcast because That's true. I'd be happy to give you more money. I'd be happy to take more. I'm not that super deluxe. That's what I'm saying. I bought it for two systems. I'm happy to give you more money. This is a hell of a plug. We need to just start a video game podcast so that our regular podcast listeners have no excuse to

yell at us and we start the first 15 minutes so many people who have no idea what talk every podcast like listing is built like go through it itemize your builds act I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do

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I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I in you. I love it. Give a shit. That's how great Remnant 2 is. You get so excited. Like I'm telling my wife all about it. I've got no fucking idea what you're talking about. No give a shit.

Listen, I'm excited, you're excited. My poor girlfriend has to deal with me when I first encounter a boss. It's all she can hear in here is, this is fucking bullshit. Then I come out, I come out like covered in sweat. Like I did it baby. I fucking do. You said I couldn't but I, she's like I have no idea what you're talking about. I have never seen covered in sweat like I did it baby. I fucking do you said I couldn't but I she's like I Bit through a journey I mean I might need some therapy

So this has been a red to two podcasts. Let's start the start the next podcast We're showing up. Okay next podcast today. We're talking about Something that may or may not have been formative for a generation, but definitely tried to be. I've clipped some of my favorite 80s cartoon PSAs and this show is just going to be us listening to them and learning about character and safety. It'll definitely be very uplifting and positive, much like the hit game remnant to. I am so much fucking learned. I'm going to learn so much. I'm going to start with one you very normal headed one you've probably to. I am so much fucking learned. I'm gonna learn so much. I'm gonna start with one you,

very normal headed one you probably seen. I just want to sort of establish the tropes. Uh, all right, here we go. Oh, I would agree, campsite. Yeah, here's more ones for the fire. Yeah, my clothes are on fire! We're for the stream! Don't run!

Here, let me wrap this around you. You okay? I'm lucky thinking you were around, spirit. Lucky thing you didn't run! Here, let me wrap this around you. You okay? Lucky thing you were around, spirit. Lucky thing you didn't run. Remember running only makes the fire worse. If your clothes catch fire, wrap yourself in a rug or blanket. And roll on the ground to smother the flames. Now we know.

And knowing is half the battle. GIJOOOOO! I'm... Classic. It's been a while since I've seen a GIJ episode. Spirit is coming off a lot worse than I remember classic. It's been a while since I've seen a G.I. job. So spirit is coming off a lot worse than I remember him I was like what is this grumbling not hold up. Yeah, yeah without the visuals That sounds way worse than a pro. I don't even remember the visuals so I would almost cut that part It's that it's almost like

I'm trying to do spirit would probably be better I'm really glad for the permission. Yeah, uh, your spirit looks exactly like you think, Brock, where he's got like two pig tails and like a full like buffalo hide Indian outfit. Denim Vest. Uh, I guess like a like an untreated leather vest. Oh, I think he's even worse than Denim Vest. He's got a headband. What I liked about spirit is they I guess like a like an untreated leather vest. Oh, I think he has some. He's got a headband. What I liked about spirit is they kind of threw a curveball. He's obviously just like the same racial stereotype every cartoon had at the time, but like

he fought the enemy ninja. It wasn't good guy ninja versus enemy ninja. It was good guy Indian versus enemy ninja, which I thought was like such a rock paper scissors. Even the bad guys didn't have an equivalent of a racist stereotype. We have ninjas and that's it. We know better. Like we're already bad guys. We don't want to push that too much further than that.

It's a good point. But this shows like how these things work. Like the kid lights on fire. They came up with a pretty good solution. Run to the stream. Like I don't know how far away it is, but then here comes this Indian out of the woods who's apparently been watching them the entire time.

That's the part they always yada yada passed. Yeah, like there's always like an Autobot or a GI Joe member, like lurking right behind you waiting for you to fuck up. He has a blanket with him for exactly this occasion. He wraps his child up like a moment. But they act surprised. As you're writing it, all you have to do is have him with them on the camp out as a guide

or a patron or a boy scout. It's just to outreach just. Outreach program. To have something. Yeah. But the act of having them surprised in this emergency of like, spirit, what the fuck, we're in the middle? No, why? Did you, yes.

Did you watch me poop earlier? Yeah. You might have got fired. I did not know I had to observe your poop safety. That's a perfect,, perfect, great voice Like the great eagle that watches a US all I have been watching you children begging for you to kiss See, I'll allow it because I avoid it

It's a satellite avoid, it's not right It's okay if you're in a problematic in the wrong direction It's okay if I'm wrong I'm sure the voice actor for Spirit, if I had to guess, this is just shot in the dark, probably an older Jewish guy. Like I'm just gonna... Yeah, it's probably the same one who does Lady J.

Yeah. Ha ha ha. I like that he argues with them too. They have a solution. These kids are like fire, let's fix this. And Spirit's like, no, no, no, no, no, I have a second idea. Also, ta-da, I'm here. They, no, I have a second idea also to time here

They're like there's a two very intense things to deal with a strange man leaving out of the woods and like Starting from from scratch on there get the spiral plan Okay, so I wasn't I'm not sure what his His heritage is but it's Greg Berger is the voice of spirit. So that, okay. Yeah, that's a Native American name, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Like the mighty Berger planes of Ohio.

And holy shit, I knew it. I don't know why I didn't know this sooner. A Desero is a black man. Yeah. That makes sense. I always felt it in my spirit. I knew it was my heart. There's a few cartoon characters that we knew growing up where we're supposed to represent us

and it was Destro and Panthro for the two. I kind of didn't know it's gonna be the brother. I kind of assumed he was a black man like in canon. Like in the cartoon. That's the, oh, you know, why is it in my head? Is he not? Is he not darker skinned? Like can't you see like his arms or wrists or something because he's chest?

I think that's it. I assume he was black Cobra was probably like a white nationalist group, right? So they didn't that's why I didn't know yeah, he was like, oh, that's cool I want to be part of this crew. They're like all right, but you can't let anybody know like oh, I got it figured out No, they got you know metal face. He's like the Herschel Walker of the group, you know, he's a lot of fun. He's a lot of fun. I don't know why, but let's cut that.

I can't place why it before. God damn it Yeah, he gave that fucking speech on where Wilson vampires. I would thought was pretty compelling I just like if we're gonna talk politics. I he gave a five minute rambling speech on a where-wold movie saw that I was like I thought I never related to a candidate more. I first read that headline. Yeah to a candidate more. I first read that headline. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, brilliant. Um, okay. Now I want to play another one. This is from, uh, Transformers. Stay with me. I want you like, Blue. Alright. Hi guys. Can I skate with you? Nah, you're just a girl. How are we going? Are you jumping going? Aren't you jumping to conclusions? Let her try, you might be surprised.

Okay, but thanks. Wow, look at that! Alright! Remember, don't judge people till you give them a chance. Now we know, and knowing is half the battle. The Transformers! Hey, guys, come on, Jordan. Fucking power glider was was like fuck that noise.

He heard him up there. He's like, are they a sudden generals? That's some sexist shit. He was playing on some really important mission. There's a decepticon out there, just like murdering Madagascar. And he's like, I got some stuff I need to deal with here. Sinking aircraft carrier.

But once he explains to the sailors' families, well, they weren't stuff I need to deal with here. Sinking aircraft carrier, once he explains to the sailors' families, well, they weren't gonna let a girl do a jump, but she could do a really sick jump. They'll be like, oh, you're right, you're right. That shit sends ripples to the great voice. She kind of sounded like Destro farting. Hi guys, can I do a jump? Hi guys, nah, just a gear.

I'm sure the rejection was instinctual. Like if somebody comes up and asks if they can join a voice, you're like, no, you sarcastic piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah, stop making fun of us. As for. We don't know you and we don't skate with just anybody. Like we know you're, we know we're nerds. We're skiing.

We're children skiing. Of course, we're not. We're skiing. I thought I was a skateboarding clip. I was... They were skating and she had roller skates. Oh, okay. I think it'd be funny if she didn't know how to roller skate

and he was sticking around making sure that no one helped her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Power glide please just like let us help her it's not for everybody power glide You'll never know unless you try again Fine sorry guys, I misread the situation. I didn't realize she was on roller skates about like alternative ways, like, you know, Robert sort of opened my eyes to like how they could have framed these better just to start them. And if he was just kicking the shit out of a decepticon off to the side, you know, like just like in a headlock full just punch them in the face, then you could get the decepticon being like, yeah, guys, come on, that's pretty messed up. What if it was a girl, the septic hot? Yeah, exactly, the quality of the stuff that's happening over here.

Fuck a bitch, yeah, that's one. They never get better because she's a lady. Hell no, I will fuck a lady up, I'm powered by it. Was there a girl, the septic hot? I actually don't remember, I do know there was a RC. I don't think so. The Autobots brought in there. Yeah, there was one girl out of butt.

There was one girl out of bot and he felt that met and titled them to lecture on gender roles. We've got one. We got one. We know. That's it. She's pink. We're late here.

They're ahead of you. And you're skate crew. She's pink. We gave her two lines. Oh, there was a little one. So my best friend's will. A friend. A friend.

She's still got hips. She very clearly presents V. So I'm pretty sure we got a lady at the board and we Her text turned into wheels. Oh, we are the most friend-zoned jeeps and jets I was thinking there was a lady transform, but it was actually a female go bot. I was thinking of there was like a Baroness, but she was a go bot. She was pretty high. No, there's a female go bot or our female transformer Eventually at least right female yeah, yeah, yeah, but not a second go-but, or female transformer eventually at least, right? Female? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

But not exactly. And like the later ones where they're in cyber-tron or whatever, I think she's from there. Oh, yeah. I like non-canon later bullshit. I don't turn into anything. If it wasn't jeer on, I don't, I got no sense. Yeah, exactly.

So what do you, power glide, how dare you? Fucking hypocrite. Fucking hypocrite. Truck or whatever the fuck he is. Yeah, a great. So we also, yeah, when you consider the source on a lot of these safety tips, you're like, maybe you're not the people to deliver this message,

power glide as an auto bot, maybe you're not the gender role lecturer. I've got one from He-Man now that goes in a very different direction than you would expect from a PSA. Ovar and Justin certainly had a narrow escape, didn't they? But when one is an explorer or a scientist like Ovar, wild animals are only one of the many dangers you face. And yet throughout the course of history there have been brave men and heroic women

ready and eager to be the first to face the unknown, to challenge its dangers so that others might follow without fear. It is to these unsung heroes that we owe so much. See you soon with another exciting adventure. I am the type of children who have a six soul context. Khovar. The fuck is that?-so-old context. Hover. The f**k is that?

Hover and Justin. Hover and Justin, you can be brave. Hover, you can be brave. I love it because the lesson here is just do more danger. Go do things that aren't safe that people are afraid of. And also, you'll go unsung. Everybody who does this dies, forgotten and alone. I have a theory. There's a secret continent. We haven't found and it could be you that finds it children Oh my but you'll never know

St. John body to fit into the submarine. It's not Haven't tested it yet. You play it with a video game controller This is topical. I love how fresh and Curd this is is it? I'm just saying random shit. My Instagram feed is full of unsug heroes. I really love unsug heroes that just disregard safety and throw caution for sure. It's a great source of all the lessons to teach children to just be more bold and dangerous is

Do you think I do you think the first man to do a backflip or a helmet Billy? And I like the Home made Wild animals be damned Go and counter them. You think I wear this helmet for protection. It's to hold my brain in. I knocked it loose doing back flips. Because I'm a fucking unsung hero. I know such things a while, Danimo, it's only a friend you haven't met yet.

What was the, I'm trying to think of what the visual to that look like. Do they animate little explorer dudes? Like, is Kovar like an attorney at a local? Is that a real explorer that I don't know about? No, he man always cheaped out. They would repeat all their animation during the show and then during these lessons, it would just be clips from the episode.

Maybe with like a two shot of like man and arms talking to Orco, but even that was usually canned animation. Like there's no corner that he man did not cut. So there's no like attorney a version of Christopher Columbus like slaughtering the natives. Just Skeletor. I mean, there certainly is. I just don't think they do.

That's just Skeletor is the Christopher Columbus of Eternia. What of Christopher Columbus is the Skeletor of your earth? Yeah, I feel like we're really landing a lot of biting commentary Just like her shall walkers the Destro of the Republican party which the audience knows about because we did not cut that Well, we didn't cut that yeah try to cut it now Brockway Back

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What a monitor alter Mondale yeah, no see that's that's what happens You don't make enough Walter Mondale jokes and people forget about him. Did he even explain that back to you? I see I see keep him alive. I'm not even sure why we made fun of him. I think he just like had no chance to win and then totally did not. And then everyone's like, I think the world is convinced for a minute though

that things were kind of scary and unsure enough that kind of looked like he might, that there was, that there was a, we knew there was a possibility and there's a timeline that exists where he does win. Right. He's like the Baroness of 80s politics. He's like the Lady Go bot of Where Wolf Ranks. Right. Whatever her name was. She turned into a parking meter probably. I don't know. So I want to do another one. Oh, Mask. This is from Mask is from mask fuck and they throw another monkey wrench excellent

theme song All right, where is he? Where is who the drone? There's another dentine buzzard. Now where is he? I am hiding I cannot get out I cannot get out. Never hide in something you can't get out of, especially a freezer or a refrigerator. Miles, you really can't. Okay, first of all, I really love the chiptunes version of the theme song. That little Mega Man style, that was really cute. It's adorable. That they use that every single

PSA. Well he was a robot. They had one in the fridge. Yeah. He was a robot. He's a story robot some fridge. Perfectly fine. Does he have green some fresh? Does he have lungs? Yeah. Was that the little guy that turned into a scooter? I think he was just like a combat drone because these were the bad guys. The guys looking in front of the board. He was the bad guy, right? That was the guy that dressed like a president or like a four-kermit old. The only one that you could fuck up.

The only one that would be totally fine and fridge. It's a great lesson. Don't hide in refrigerators, I think it's like, you probably know it, but just in case, don't do it. I think it's a great thing to put on your cartoon. But then they gave it to the bad guys. They're like, let's have the bad guys tell the children, which I think is a fucking insane decision because to have it come from the people who are always wrong, like the whole lesson of these shows. I know we're trying

to take over America with every living breath we take, but one thing we don't do is try to do it from inside of a refrigerator, all right? Even more not that stupid. I don't trust you. I'm going right into my nearest fridge. Go mask. It's my last word. That's right. It's on that child's tombstone. Go mask, he said.

So if you're gonna pretend that cartoons can have a real effect on shaping young minds, I don't think it's safe to change the rules all around in the middle of it, I guess. So don't listen to bad guys until now. It's crazy and insane. The fact that it's a robot is also fundamentally working against your goal. It's such a softball, right? It's such just a, I just don't want children to hide in old refrigerators.

There's so few ways you can fuck that up. That's so hard to fuck up. Like, you really have to work. There must have been somebody just pissed off that they had to do this, like, fucking nanny, state bullshit. I'm gonna give it to the bag guys, make it a robot. I'm gonna fucking kill so many children.

We're gonna listen to another one for mask. I wish Miles would hire hire that guard there. You're not finished until you put the Garden Tool away. Someone might step on them Bruno. Nonsense! Who'd be silly enough to step on a rake? Who? Guess I learned my lesson, Sly. Whoa!

I hope that knocks some sense into you. Ha ha ha ha ha! Just flawless. Was this the bad guys again? Yeah, the bad guys again talking about Rakesh. They're just gardening. I'm not such a son of a bitch that I don't put away my garden tools. Now let's go burn down America.

I love that there's so many like self-aware, like, you know, post-modern cartoons out there. Like, what are the bad guys doing? They're not up to villainy. And it's like, we already know they're gardening. They're warning each other about the dangers of refrigerators. Yeah, they're playing hide and seek with the robots and their twin brother. They, is this to address the plague of children being wounded by garden tools they've left out? Masked and run that long that you have run out of basic life lessons to teach. Mask was just making shit up. Yeah, they were like, I remember a few GI Joe ones that seemed like things that you might encounter and like

There's a chance that it would happen in real life. I remember there was like a live electric wire one like hey don't approach that these guys are just Step it on rakes. They're like watch They're like they're dangerous and Tom and Jerry are real okay As soon as he stepped on the rake you almost literally said oh my hubris That'll teach me that my son of a talking about learning his rake lesson He steps on it again and way that I would argue doesn't make a lot of sense like okay So he stepped on it again because I thought there was yeah, there was a chance the other guy just hit him over the head With it again, no dumbass in the first place. So remember kids all all attention is good attention stepson Rake again

That'll knock some sense into you. I honestly don't if he hadn't hit the word knock, I wouldn't have known that he was trying for a pun. I think it's because because that's a turn of phrase, knock some sense into you. And since he got knocked, well, we're getting real loose with it. Okay. Yeah. It's it's not a pun. It's just I was thinking like arrow is one of them like Arrow based. No, no, he looks exactly like me. He's got a Red Mohawk, Steppen on Rakes. I mean, that's how you would describe me.

He had the yellow car, right? Honestly though, either one of you ever stepped on a rake by accident and clobbered yourself in real life. No. Never. We used to step on Rakes all the time. Like as a goof. Right, just to see if it would work.

It kind of works, but you know, I've done that like singing in the rain shit where you step on a Rey can catch it. I then ride it. I love that. No, that's the genuine pony shit. I've done that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm segwayed sometimes from singing in the rain to pony, that's a real slick move. It gets all the ladies in the garden real watered. The genuine song. Pony. That's fucking, I gotta see the 13. I didn't know you'd add it. A hip hop element.

I don't know, you're doing mashups like that. Yeah. I should have seen it. Most musical theater now, eventually does a hip-hop break. I'm glad you're keeping the traditional live. I'm gonna do one for the mess, good guys. Okay. 40 love, T-bop. Oh, they slow just a couple. Oh, you love anything that's so tiring. Come on T-bop, let's get you a cool drink in the tool shed.

Here you are, people. Do you hear that? Wait, Scott. That's not marked. You don't know what's in it. Oh, look! The poison and household cleaners could kill something. That's right, son.

Always keep the poison and household cleaners labelled. Okay, so he's playing tennis with this robot. Okay, that's on the child who goes to the tool shed for a dream. Don't let him play that off like, oh, I didn't know there was no PSA, that's a murderous trial, that's a Damien situation. He was going to experiment on the robot before moving on to humans. Right, but that's how you kill a robot. You gotta figure it out.

You gotta try some shit. If it'll kill a robot, it'll kill a man. What are you doing in here? You gotta label it so you know how to kill a man later. Otherwise, you're just pouring weird fluids into the man. You might just be rehydrating, I'm gonna accident it. God, if your child is just walking around and drinking everything they find,

like you've got so many lessons to learn before this one comes up. Far too late, mask. Yeah. The robot does not drink through its mouth. They open up its head and he's just pouring shit down. I'll get it right on his brain. He was trying to break the robot. My thoughts.

Yeah. Like how they start on animals. Exactly. Like Zach said, this is an experimental phase. Mm-hmm. This is phase one. I also feel like it's a robot and a cartoon, so like, you can pour whatever the fuck you want into it's head.

It's probably just going to add an elemental effect to its lasers. Who cares? It's not a stage issue. It's just a stage issue. Get him drunk is what it should do. He should get little legs his own rear eyes and like, party spinning around. And he should say in a slurred voice, I love you Billy and then that's its own PSA. Again, just, you know, maybe I'm a genius, I don't know, but I've never been so thirsty

that I just drank whatever was in a random unlabeled can before either. Right. Even then you're like, brain. Give a little taste. Like, is this something that will kill you robot? They did used to say, like, you used to be able to buy those Hawaiian punches that were in literal oil cans that you had to like crack on.

Oh my God, yeah. You had to pop them up with the pointy side of the opener. Yeah, if you feel the label. And they came out, it was just a silver can. Like, so yeah. There is the whole Hawaiian punch factor that we're not considering here. I didn't realize Hawaiian punch was evil.

It's just indistinguishable from antifreeze. It's the problem. Yeah, it was the drink that could never be cold. I gotta understand the physical properties of Hawaiian punch. It's not a delicious drink. That's a good point. I've never had a non-warmed Hawaiian punch. Mm-hmm.

I think maybe it's so thick because it's designed to like, it's probably antifreeze. Maybe it's designed to just be like completely like buried in ice. And also they figured you were gonna like put like a fifth of ever clear in it. That's true. That was never meant for children. You know what? I'm gonna do another one from Mask. Hey look dad, champs hit Chikin.

Who gets to the soccer field way before us? Maybe, but maybe not. Hit Chikin is dangerous. You never know who's going to pick you up. The person who picks him up could be a venom agent, of course, but child monster. Hey Jeff, how about walking to the game with us? Yeah, when it comes to head-triking, I say thumbs down. Wow. First of all, it's mask. It's a car. It's a show about how everyone has cars.

Like, why is Jeff just with an eyesight, not getting a ride from these dudes? Within ear shut. They're watching this kid get into the car speculating about how terrible his death will be. Wally can hear them And the guy picking him up her to and he's just stayed completely quiet, which absolutely 100% needs his jamaulester He was like, oh shit. How can they tell? Okay, stay cool. Stay cool. Maybe they're joking. Just don't say anything

They're right. He gets to you. You can tell by the way I hold my body. They were right I Like my favorite part of that was that that mask has mask has officially established just how evil the bad guys are. They're not the most evil thing in the world. He firmly says they're not as bad as child and lesters. Let's keep some context through these episodes. They're trying to blow up the Statue of Liberty. That's fine.

When it comes to giving a ride to your friend Jeff, my list goes mask, venom, So they're trying to blow up the Statue of Liberty. That's fine. They're not molesting us. They're stepping on rakes. Yeah, and- When it comes to giving a ride to your friend, Jeff, my list goes mask, venom, child molester. actually get their way faster and have a really rad tie. It could be Motley Crew that picks him up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hi kids, I'm Vince Neal from the Man Motley Crew. These are my 19 groupies.

And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one.

And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. And this was a great one. I have another one from He-Man. In today's story, the beautiful voice of Salute's kept the evil yogge from making all sorts of bad things happen. Now, I can't promise that a song will make any magic for you, but I can promise that when you're feeling lonely or sad, and we all do sometimes, if you try singing a song or

maybe whistling or maybe just smiling. You'll feel a lot better Honest try it and see and I'll be seeing you very soon Remember damn that shit down kids take it right up right on down. We're nobody can ever see it. I think after years of You know experiencing real depression. We all know that this was a crock of shit this point. Yeah. I promise. Who do I fucking sue about this one? It's not just a crack a shit. It's like one of the first covering mechanisms like you're trying to pretend like it's not happening. Yeah. She's teaching you like, don't go to the doctor. Don't do that. You smile. Don't tell anybody either. Just, you know, fake smile on know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I can see that making it worse because now you're depressed and a fucking idiot. I guess It's now you've got some sort of broken wiring in your head about whistling and every time somebody whistles You'll just be sent to like the lonely place just the wind swept plain in your mind You know can't even call your dog just makes it worse The DMZ of Eternia just kind of floats over your mind I do like that it introduces the idea that depression exists on a Tarnia.

Yeah, that's not something I'm aware of. I'm like, I like this a lot with he-man. He prints atoms. He seems like he's happy on the outside. That's a darkness there. Pido's he ain't shit without the power of grayschool. So I tell him the whistle of tune. I do appreciate that.

At least try to tie it into the plot. They're like, so we're gonna try to relate this a little bit to the singing you saw. Just to be clear, that was bullshit. Like that's, you're not gonna get results like that in real life. So, you see,

but then do a little caveat there to make sure you knew that there was no real magic in singing, but it's worth a shot. Again, there's so many directions. You could take that though, that it feels like sabotage. Like if you're like, the will of benefits of singing.

Like, it's a fun thing to do. It's a good hobby. It's you could say like, you could join a band and be like, it's a social aspect to it. You know, right. There's any number of like, if you're feeling alone,

you can try singing and try singing with friends. Like, you could do a, if you're feeling alone, you can try singing, and try singing with friends. Like, you could do a lot if you need to tie it to music, but to like tie it to depression and be like, well, there was music in this episode. Yada, yada, yada, smile, bitch. Weirdly, it kind of proves that these guys don't know what the fuck they're doing,

which seems like something that should be impossible to prove, but here they are, like, with a real problem, giving arguably the worst possible advice for it. And in, I don't know, I feel like to be able to demonstrate that you're unqualified is a rare thing. And then they've done that here. They've picked a problem they don't know anything about and given a solution that wouldn't work. It's such a low bar. Kids don't know anything about and given a solution that wouldn't work Kids don't know shit. Yeah, tell them any such a low bar. They're hiding so much in fridges Don't run by the police PSAs were they was there like some sort of

Law where they were like listen we know what you're doing here. These are commercials Like in order for that right to be okay You're gonna have to teach some kind of a lesson here. Like, there's no, and then we'll be square. Tell them to stay away from power lines and to fucking sing their problems away, and you're good to sell toys. I think that kind of was the deal. Yeah, it makes that kind of sense. But also, like, do you not have kids? You have to teach them, like, kid stuff.

You don't need to reach this far. You don't need to dive those to your seven-year-old with depression, and then take a, well, blind swing at what the fix might be. You can just tell them, like, don't jump headfirst in the shallow water. And there you go. There was a real problem with these things, too, because they did cause actual anxieties and kids that I do. Like, stranger danger was like, to the point where like, someone would just call the cops

because they saw someone they didn't recognize, but it's like, it's just a dude picking up his granddaughter. It's, you know, it was, we were all terrified of quicksand for some fucking reason. Like, I was like, legitimately, I was definitely afraid of quicksand. I, I, I, top of my brain, I always had quicksand safety ready, like, like as soon as my foot went out from under me, I'm like, oh, life, life, life, life, life, reach for a rope. Yeah.

But like, fire, I think, was the thing that they over did it for me. Like, I was so genuinely terrified of fire when I was a child, because we did fire drills like once a week at school and every show was trying to teach you about fire. You've worried about like the Indians running out of the bushes every time they caught on flame. I need a GI Joe to be telling me how to fucking you know prepare my taxes so that I wasn't crushed with like crippling anxiety every time it came up every year.

That would have been nice. How to undo a bra would have been nice, he man. Yeah, come on. Well, not from, not from he man, I don't think. Yeah, probably not from he man. Yeah, but man at arms, absolutely. Man at arms, yeah, there you go. Man, he faces, he's like two of those faces knew how to bite a bar off. Which ones I'll never tell.

You. I've got another one from Transformers. Which ones I'll never tell you I've got another one from Transformers. All right. It's been a minute. You can wear that silly thing. It's called a life jacket Yeah, why don't need one? I'm gonna come back. It's getting dead I guess can all you shit have learned a lifejack an accident can happen in a lifejack and it's good protection. Like seat belts in the car or motorcycle helmets. Now I know.

I know, he needs hearts to battle. Which uh, the transformers? Hold on, which one was Jimmy Stewart? Who was Drank Jimmy Stewart? Drank Jimmy Stewart who was Sea spray because all generation one Transformers went on to be sex toys Power glide sea spray Optimus prime

Not not explain that one side swipe I like how quickly that kid fucked up. He's like, I don't need a life jacket. Wait, I never learned how to swim. I fucked up so hard. I just went me, not even one second. Our distribution is fast in these cartoon worlds. What the fuck am I doing? Oh no.

Why did I do this? This kid should be dead from a couple of things. He takes a massive head wound from the boat rigging, which he was clearly warned about. The other kids like, he coming on back there, you know, like, watch your fucking head. He's bowing, she's so busy with his like anti-life check

at hubris. So then he has the water, I can't swim. And then here comes C spray, who is like an 80 ton hovercraft, going like 100 knots. Like this thing is just shooting across the water does not change speed as he transforms into a man You just fucking I don't know let me teach you about no totally in physics skills Really we're going for a drive D.V. Have you ever seen that jacket Chan movie? Every time I think I have a grasp, it's like,

you've rumbled the Bronx, it does creep around the edges of my mind for a little bit there. Jackie, Jackie did it with a broken foot. He runs that dude over, rips the ass out of his pants. He gets that big ass, the fucking ninja sword, and like props it up with his foot. That's a mall ass ninja sword too. He gets that. Yeah, that fucking crazy shit.

That's a Turkish Star Wars ninja sword. That's for someone. That's for someone who's the son of a one. Oh my God, it's so awesome. He, I guess he, when he jumps onto when he breaks his foot, it was this like your first pod, or maybe it was number two, I can't believe it.

It was early, we did a whole run all the Bronx a week and. Nobody remembers that far back. That's all of our brains have been destroyed. Your fans are mostly like a collection of references from your stuff is what I feel like. We created quite a community of people that talk about awesome things. I'm not ashamed of that. No, it's amazing. I'm just saying I'm not gonna pretend like they're not gonna remember the rumble box. And much like this conversation, they all have ADHD.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. We can cut all this. Hershaw Walker is death. Ah fuck. I'm just going to bulletproof bitch, just like Destro's head. Okay, I'm going to do a fucking serious one, a fucking real good one. Well, C-Spray real quick though, because I had no fucking clue.

C-Spray was, and I was a Transformers fan. So there could have been a secondary use for these PSAs was to explain the absence of all these like lame characters. They're like, well, he was out there. He was on Lifeguard Duty, so he didn't make it to the big Decepticon fight, you know. It's the real shame. I hope they were just ripping ass around the lake, almost killing kids. Drunk as fuck. Jimmy Stewart impression, we've all said that's weird. We don't know why.

That is regular voice. He didn't have just like a mouth full of water. He talks like he's got bubbles in his throat all the time. He's just always turning water inside of my figure from it. That's so fucking annoying. That's why none of the Autobots wanted him around. Yeah. So it means when he transforms his mouth is on like the bottom. That's what it says in his feet. It was making me a bolt. It's like a clowaca.

It's a butt. It lays eggs and it's a mouth. So is he a hovercraft? Because the mouth's down there going, oh, it's the propulsion system. There were a lot of transformers that when you, you didn't see it in the show, but when you got the toy and you folded them up,

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I'd be like, what if instead of eating lunch, I got a transformer, they're like, doing the math in their head, they're like, holy shit, that saves me 79 cents. If every kid did this, we'd be a million in. And also the kid will shut up for at least an hour. Yeah. The only toys I had were these little guys.

I never had any like the mid range to larger ones. It was just, it was all, you grew up with that. I don't know mega supreme. I had a friend that had it Omega Supreme. Now as close as I could get to it. Oh, we all had that friend at Son of a bitch. That asshole. God damn. I think took 45 minutes to transform. No bullshit. And you had to watch. You never leave. He's spray sucked so bad his feet didn't even separate. His feet were just one boat. Yeah. His legs were just sticking out of a boat. That's, he had to stand on it, balance on it.

It's funny you mentioned that because this next clip comes from Ramman, who was similarly, had a similar anatomy. In today's story, I sure was busy. Boy did that hurt ramen things may look like fun, but it really isn't trying to use your head to way out too easy It's dumb. I mean you could get hurt badly So listen to rami play safely and when you use your head use it to wait was meant to be used to think Say fleeing when you use your head use it to wait was meant to be used to think Don't try to penetrate anything the god didn't design for penetration

Don't head butt don't head butt shit peak of public service It's no no low fucking effort I love it It's my favorite fucking thing ever is power was headbutting This is one of those things where like you know there's a warning label for reasons There was so child out there They just knocked 20 IQ points off the imitating ram and, they're like, we gotta put a stop to this. They wrote, yeah, they created Ram Man, they looked at him in action, they said,

oh shit, we're good. We have to use our precious PSA time to just say, don't be Ram Man. I call myself Rami. I have a nickname for myself. I refer myself to the third person because my brain doesn't allow me to do anything else. Yeah, that didn't happen at the start.

It took a lot of rams to get here, kids. Stupid, Rami. Stupid. I lost first person. I know the ramb that did it. And it wasn't worth it. It was just a tear ram. It was even a tear ram, it was the little fucking crucial ram. We found the key to the door like moments later.

It turned out that McDonald's was closed, so there wasn't even anybody to make the burgers. It just... It was me. Eight months in the joint. I really love this toy because like he and all of them were exact same mold like they really like just changed the head on the same Muscle man, but ran man. It's just his fucking shape just like a mold of plastic his arms didn't move the only moving part was he gave him like Springy ankles to simulate a compressed spine and In the cartoon he was voiced by the same actor who did he man who disguised his voice by just talking a little faster making fun of the script So he was voiced by the same actor. He did, he meant, who disguised his voice, by just talking a little faster and making fun of the script.

So he's like, ah, I really have a lot of struggle. Oh, this is fucking... Oh, yeah, I'm the guy from attorney. I don't know. Anyway, the idea they'd have to tell kids is to not be ran managed. Don't funny to me, because he's just the worst thing like ever been put on.

He's like, say, don't be Beastman's toilet. It's like, yeah, no one wants to be. And if they do, no advice or law will stop them. That's a fucking animal. Isn't the world a better place? Like, I mean, I hate to say it, but some people should be ran man for the good. Some people should be ran embraces.

Some people still went on to be ran man. Again, my Instagram algorithm has shown me that the first 90 day fee ineffective her so walker was a ram man I know I know what's that guy's name okay I legit me the can't know there's too many 90 day 90 day fee on say guy yeah that's how we got that way he was

that child that pre-conpresented spy say yeah by copying ram man yeah he didn't That's how we got that way. He was that child, but I can press his mind. Yeah, my copying ran man. Yeah, he didn't just look. Hold on. I want to like Google 90 day Beyonce ran man. I want someone had to have made. Oh my god. It's all over. It's all over Google. Like the front page of girls just him side by side with ran man. What a fucking joy. What a fucking fine. That means there's no chance he hasn't seen that

and knows he's a Ramman. Like he has to know he is. This is, yeah, like Todd rented threads with thousands of uploads. It's like, like he's gonna Google himself at some point and be like, oh, yeah, I'm a Ramman. Okay, guys, let's all try this. Let's all get Google open and type in 90 day fiance and then

Hit art for a man and see how long it takes for it to autocomplete into a man I don't like what I'm getting Russian girl Okay, yeah, that makes it red it rat meme Rat me rat. Yes, that's Razz van. I don't know what a Razvan is rapper Blake Romania. Yeah, that's where he that's where he buys him. Yeah, they buy a lot of ladies from from Romania and Russia. Okay So it's not as popular as like right what you're your Google knows that you're your Google knew that immediately Sean You're looking for him. That's where I man. He's a man. I know Google knows that. You're Google knew that immediately.

Sean, you're looking for him. That's where I'm at. He's a random man. I know. I've taught me. I've been paying attention. Me and the wife are going to go to the legal shop anymore. All of 90 day fiancee because it is the most fascinating show.

They got a ran man, but they also follow, like, some people like really tried to find love with foreign people. And other, there's creepy dudes buying Russian brides from like sex worker websites. And it's just fun seeing every angle of it. It's a very compelling show. It's terrible. It will make you a worse person but I think that's what TV is for other than these PSAs of course. We're gonna do one more and then we're gonna do a few more for the bonus podcast. Go to our Patreon, sign up, and hear more of us learning, and loving Paywall motherfuckers.

Paywall! But this one, uh, is the best one. I said, Ramman was the best, but this is the one. You've picked the right card three times in a row. That's amazing, Shadow. There are some people and animals who have a knack for knowing what's going to happen. They have a special ability known as extra sensory perception. E-S-P-M-One-Paw-M-E-S-D is telekinesis. It's the ability to move objects with nothing more than willpower

What the fuck It's my favorite one the centurions. Yep Not all scientists agree that ESP powers are real Okay a lot of testing and studying is being done in hopes of developing consistent findings. Yeah. The end. The end. The end. The end. Emcale truss. Emcale truss.

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That was a net. That was in the script. This is about online safety and some shit. This is about not getting got it three card Monty. Where'd you get the, where'd you get the? I thought this was more important. Nobody's what nobody wants to talk about this. Why is that? I feel like it's already maximum madness, but I want to add to the madness by saying

since your aunts didn't normally do PSAs. Like this was a special occasion. And what was Shadow? Was that a dog? Was that a dog? Yeah, this is a dog. His dog was fucking big in cars. His dog love that he's, I wish they kept it going.

He's like, you know what? Spike, I think you're ready for the casino. Let's do it. Shadow, what are the fuck that dog's name was? He's going to gamble, that's all I know. All he wants to do is like, kids psychic powers are real. I'm out. Like maybe you have them, maybe you be responsible

with them, maybe you don't. I'm not here to judge. I'm just, if maybe you have ESP. Sometimes if you're looking at girl and concentrate real hard, you can make a dress blow up. There's other applications, but that's the main one, kids. I mean, I can't have the gift, but maybe you do. And if you do, call me.

I can't, I'm at my dog, sure can. I promise. They're telling you, it was my dog. Fucking psychic dog, since you're in BSA. I love it so much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much.

So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much. So much.. Not a lot of people remember them. And this is all they were great at my territory. This is like just open in the door to all kinds of rad fucking cartoons that didn't get there. Do the story behind that was it. Was it that somebody asked them to do a PSA when they don't usually do them? They were like, we really don't want to do these and compromise our art. So what can we do to make sure? This was the protest PSA. They never asked us this again. And it was like, I think someone on staff was just very passionate.

Yeah, like they were just like, let's do what about mine powers, they know how to like put out a fire or like, wear like jacket. But like, do they know that sorcery is real? It is far more likely that they got a producers note from somebody is like tell them my mental powers are real they're real I want to say no but he's a producer let's meet him halfway they're sub scientists out there that say it's not real we call their assholes

quitters watching record's watching the record. It's muted outside of the sand booth. You hear him go, I'm dogs, I have it. And some dogs might have it. My dog has it. All right, buddy. So they handed this shit to the Korean animators.

They probably had over understood, but they had to, at that point, be like, what the fuck are they doing? Is there a guy in an empty room with nothing but a table, cards on it and his dog like playfully, like standing up on it with two paws on the table, looking at cards. Yeah, that's exactly, that's the scene.

Okay. Yep. It's wonderful. I think the greatest prank show would be to get a time machine, go back to the 80s and then give fake scripts to Korean animators just to see if they can tell the ring pranked. And then the escalation. That's what happened.

That's absolutely what happened. Is it you that did this? That's exactly what I did. Welcome to the new show. It's called Pranking 80s Korea. And with my time machine. Yep, with my time machine. Yeah, it's a very unethical use of time machines.

I like how almost every episode I've been here with you guys for, at some point, there comes a point where we're like, did you do this, Sean? Was this, did you write, shallon, dolomite, and make it? Like what is, what is your hand in all of this? God, I wish. Like I said, it's like the first thing I would do with the time machine is exactly this.

Scientists are working on time travel right now. It's a real thing. My cat can do it. You'll know it's real because the centurion will suddenly tell you that their dogs are psychic. Stephen Hawking had that thing where he had a time traveler convention where he invited future time travelers to come back to like some fucking motel six and like no one showed up. But like I've done what Stephen Hawking could not do by proving time travel is real when I went back in time to make this. And now you know when knowing is half the battle. Cheers. Yeah! The craft is knit, the craft is knit, OOUNNNNNN! Shitty in the Honda Zone!

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