The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 1- Cliven Bundy

Episode Date: April 26, 2014

Dave and guest Gareth Reynolds discuss the crazy cow guy and his stand off with the BLM in Nevada.Tour DatesSources Dollop MerchPatreon

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just me alone and honestly that gets kind of right. I did one about Mike Tyson I did one about I don't think it gets Ted Nugent I did one about and I did four I did one about food-eating contests okay and I did one about the tea party okay oh boy yeah yeah I did that one live there just and we're so we're gonna dip and back into that all right okay so basically the new format of the dollop is gonna be I just gonna be one subject like it has been before but now I'm gonna have a guest come in to kind of you know have fun with someone else as opposed to just sitting in a room sitting in a room talking to myself

deteriorating just so fucking hey look who's going crazy hey I'm talking about chairs Dutch chairs like Jesus mr. t-shirt what do you think so the reason I want to do this one because I basically I'm having there are a lot of people are doing research actually okay a lot of my listeners have volunteered to do research on certain subjects great so I am gathering all that research and then I'm gonna make a bunch of them and and bank them and then just start putting them out okay because they're a little more it's a little more time-consuming right actually have to read yeah prepare for a podcast it's fucking ridiculous

yeah it really is I'm sure I don't know why I'm doing it but I'm doing it so but then this this shit that's been going on this week right I was like I just want to talk about this guy and put it out cuz it's fucking nuts yeah and so I don't know if I've seen it come up in the news and other countries like in in in the Guardian in this story the Daily Mail they've talked about it isn't that's the worst how they always yeah but wouldn't okay so we're over the story what we're talking about this guy Cliven Cliven Cliven I mean it's the worst fucking name it's terrible you think Garrett's a bad name Cliven or Cliven I mean you just no

wonder he's so fucking angry yeah his name is Cliven or Cliven yeah Cliven is like either way yeah Cliven's like a cleft palate so so for those who don't know like a week ago those of us who don't pay that much attention to the news we're always saying this story about a guy who had he was having a fight with with the federal government because he has cows that are grazing on land right and he says he should be able to let them graze for free but but the government charges a buck 34 per cow per month right so that's pricey it's really it's a burger and and then what happened was he put out the word and

all of a sudden militias came in and and also there's a big standoff with guys with like fucking sniper rifles lots of guy lots of people right like like you like went from zero to to douche bag yeah so fucking fast you couldn't believe what you're saying so what do you do you know anything about this guy because I been reading about him all morning and I am fucking well you probably know more than me I mean what I thought was crazy was when the amount of people that came out to fight the agents who were there to right like it's hundred hundreds hundreds of people like he put out the word and and there's a thing there so

so do you know what the oath keepers are oh boy I'm excited so the oath keepers are all military police it's anybody who's worked in that aspect of security okay or killing or whatever okay so they are they are these guys who just say they're beholden to the Constitution so they are people who have taken this oath yes and when they're not in the position anymore they're still oath takers yes and so they have decided that they will fight for the Constitution but not the government so so a bunch of those dudes when cruised in so they're literally military trained guys fighting for cows so

Ronald McDonald wanted it I so I want to give you the history of this guy so this guy so this guy Clive and Bundy he owns a 160 acre ranch in Nevada which already yeah like you have a ranch in fucking Nevada like it's just it's a shit it's a fucking desert like they're like dirt yeah it's just shit yeah and he's a Mormon I really didn't know that that's just already it's like the first the first time I heard the story they were like there's a guy fighting the federal government and blah blah and I was like I bet he's a fucking Mormon because they are all yeah

that's that's like part of their thing like fuck they fought a war against us I don't know people know that the Mormons joined the the American Indians and killed us back in the day and the American Indians are like God these guys are the fucking worst Jesus Christ no you can't fuck all my daughters what do you what are you talking about because you have a hole in that sheet and magic underpants no so this guy's a magic underpants guy so he has this town this little bunkerville let's call fucking bunkerville ah this guy's it's like a hack ah yeah really bunkerville so basically the way it works is they're

they're the federal government owns land right yes and then they say if you want to use it you got to pay a buck 34 per cow right and you can per month and then and then your your dudes can fucking graze yeah and you can only have 150 cows total legitimate sounds great for bunkerville fine fucking rules right like everyone's like oh that sounds good all the other farmers doing it and then this dude in 1993 was like I'm not gonna pay anymore that's it and he had been paying yeah his dad used to own the ranch they own the ranch together and then his dad died and then a few years later he's like I ain't paying the goddamn federal

government I picture bunkerville a lot like the place where Dan Aykroyd ends up in nothing but trouble okay first of all first of all 98% of the listeners I am D being what is nothing but trouble is that the is nothing but trouble the the the camping one no it's that's no it's Chevy Chase Demi Moore Dan Aykroyd maybe it's not Chevy Chase but it's Dan Aykroyd and Demi Moore and they go on a road trip and they end up in this crazy junkyard with these big fat weird twins and the digital underground plays a song it's a terrible movie I've never heard about dude when

did this come out I mean probably 95 so but it sounds exactly it's very appropriate yes to believe me it sounds like bunkerville so so he stops paying right Clive and Cliven yeah stops paying for his shit and then and then the it's called the BLM Bureau of Land Management right like hey asshole hey bro you know how you're not paying I keep can you like pay no I don't believe in paying no more I don't here's the deal my we have owned this land since 1854 so it's my land in this land landed on my cow it was my I had cows just a floating in the air and the land came down so he basically says

that his his ancestors have been there forever so which is a classic like religious thing it's very yeah it's very well the idea what's crazy to me is when somebody's like you know the Constitution is the most important because of course look nobody's saying like it's not an important thing but the idea that any thought from hundreds of years ago is still still hangs in there makes sense makes so much sense today it's just crazy and that's why and a lot of times it's tied to people who also believe the crazy religious shit yeah where you just like oh you just like to think crazy shit yeah that's your beef

yeah I should I should add that my dad now walks around with the Constitution in his back pocket does he yeah why I don't know I let when I saw it I laughed so fucking hard I mean when you when are you gonna whip that out yeah when you like oh hold on you're like yeah yeah I think those grapes are a little bit but hold on I'll talk to you but or is he picturing like Nicholas Cage from National Treasure like I need a print of the Constitution like Nicholas Cage there's not a situation where someone's gonna be like what was that middle part like what tell me more about the Constitution Jesus Christ

my I mean my dad could easily be one of these guys he's so close okay so he refused to pay and then the the federal government was like well you should pay so they took him to court and a judge was like okay you either remove your fucking cattle and this is a 98 yeah you either remove your cattle or you you know you pay the fucking money and he's like I don't believe in judges I know here's where it gets great he doesn't believe in the federal government it's like but I love a guy that's like a little guy that's like okay here's the deal I'm not gonna play by your rules why you're not real or a guy who's like I

don't believe in rules that's a rule you just said a rule asshole no no don't try to rule me don't try to rule me I'm a guy without rule but then the other thing is like you know what I follow the laws of Nevada okay hold on God okay so let me okay so let me try to work this out so so you don't you believe in the little place but not the bigger one yeah that so the so Nevada is real yeah and the United States is not live in like living that's the life that I'm living so in 2013 so this one on for you so all he's not bang for you since then so what's been going on since they've been like they've been like you know

sending buddy please please pay this shit they were like sending letters and like you know and and occasionally take him to court or and and he's just not doing anything but at the same time the reason they're not doing anything is because he's like I'll blow your fucking head like he's the guy like I got a lot of guns I got all my family I get people down here in a second right he's saying that the whole time so they're and and with like the Waco thing in the Ruby Ridge they're like well we don't want to have another thing where we have to kill a bunch of and having read about this I very much want them to go

green light up I'm green lighting the project so so he was given 45 days to remove his cattle in 2013 and or and they were gonna be or the BLM was gonna come in it's just take the fucking cow okay which yeah yeah or you know what even better I don't even think they should take the cows I think they should just shoot them I know it's totally fucked up right but just go shoot the cows and go okay so that's over right you just treat it like a hostage situation just be like I'm gonna shoot one on every hour until you stop grazing give me two cows for good measure so now two cows good measure okay so and then last April

last April so that was last so it's a 45 he ignored the 45 days obviously he did he completely ignored ignore the 45 days and they're they're saying that he they're saying I think they want to take his land his house or whatever yeah no that can't be right they just so they just want to they just want to take all the you heard how on board I was taking his house though right right yeah I go yeah yeah let's take his house fuck everything about this yes just you can't have a guy that's like you're not real yeah like that guy can't be in his house isn't real that and I get it we get fucking bunkerville then well the best

thing is is that he's saying the United States government doesn't exist and then there's always pictures of him riding around on his horse carrying his American flag yeah like hey do you know what that means shouldn't you have a Nevada flag you fucking I want my mouth with that shit yeah exactly yeah get your Nevada flag up there so so then he put out so when they said we're gonna seize your cows he put out the word and then all these fucking dudes poured in and they're they're a lot of them are the the oath keepers so they're so they're legitimately they're snipers and they're dudes with AK-47s and they love like

legit they're like a legitimate army but then but then the other thing is like so these guys have been there for a couple of weeks and it's like well don't you like don't you have jobs yeah like who who just goes like hey I'm gonna go guard some guys ranch and like they're coming from all over where you got honey wait I gotta go keep the oath a little while aren't you supposed to work in the morning yeah I might be a couple weeks this guy's cows yeah we might have to give up the house why I'm protecting cows in Nevada we're probably gonna be moving to bunkerville you get my email

email you all about bunkerville we're moving I don't understand yeah the government is trying to take our cows yeah what does that mean I don't know the government's not real I have to go protect the cows from something that's fake the government that isn't real it's trying to hurt my cows that are now human friends we're moving to bunkerville god damn it honey the only laws of the Cleveland law we're gonna go get some clean Cleveland we're going to a clean Cleveland society okay so this is where it's awesome so all these dudes come right I always like the part is always

awesome when all the dudes come I mean it's just there so here I pull out a couple of them so this guy's an oath paper James Yeager is calling from Cliven Bundy's front yard where he's one of several providing 24-hour security to the Bundy family he and his friends packed up a full medical kit and a camera oh boy I don't know what I don't know what's happening okay man we're getting an arm standoff what do you get the camera and the medical kit let's get out of here like what the fuck did you bring the medical kit what do I look like an idiot what about the camera it's here dummy I know what we need to go

save cows for Cleveland is go time we got the bag got the bag of the camera let's go fuck so these guys drove from Tennessee to to document he's there to document oh good that'll be a good documentary what he calls a tremendous overreach of federal power and he's posting videos daily on YouTube but wouldn't anything be an overreach if you don't believe in government well that's that's the thing yeah the the fucking post office is an overreach if you don't believe in government yeah everything roads are an overreach red light you're talking about fucking chaos and anarchy if you

don't believe also these guys are oath keepers do what the fuck is the Constitution what exactly I mean at one point they kept the fucking oath that the federal government insisted they keep so what the fuck oh my god these guys in a circle eating their own ass it's none of it makes sense you cleaned back when asked if he also packed weapons Yeager said of course I'm always armed this is not any different than in the other day for me that really should have ended with a duh so this guy Yeager an oath keeper last year he drew attention for calling on fellow patriots to rise up against gun control if that

happens it's gonna spark a civil war and I'll be glad to fire the first shot I need all you patriots to start thinking about what you're gonna do he said in a video posted on YouTube if this goes one inch further I'm gonna start killing people okay so but here's the thing so it's these guys aren't going down they're like protect the fucking cows yeah these guys think they're starting a civil war that's part of the problem with when people have these crazy belief like when people believe in end of days yeah they're like red they want end of days mm-hmm and it's like when people have all these guns they want the time you know

the gun just fucking yes the guys who are stalking up yeah on after gun and have a house full of guns are just like my life cannot be for nothing there has to be exactly a revolution that's the same with end of days they're like you can't have your whole life believing in this thing and you know not have it happen because that's a wasted life total waste of life so they so these guys are going down there because they think they're kicking the shit off yeah but all that's gonna happen is they're probably gonna get killed yeah oh god please just send it a drone well you right I mean honestly I mean I am so

for like I really do not like war like I'm not like but yeah I mean honestly we've become so complacent at just letting the morons become like the people who lead yeah that it's like you should we should just start treating fucking idiots like like problems I just started fucking taking them out we have too many people right we already have too many people we're fucked here's the funny thing this is exactly what they're talking about okay so wait do you mean that's what the government's talking about no that's what he's gonna okay yeah yeah right yeah exactly what they're saying yeah he's

gonna so this is great so at a recent Patriot Party hosted by Bundy I mean could you have just said a crazier thing buddy greeted his fans with a copy of the Constitution this is where it gets so he believes in the Constitution yeah sorry that's all he believes in it's just doesn't make sense keep it but he doesn't believe in the government just wrote the impossible I mean the Constitution here's the deal with the Constitution sure it was made by a bunch of bros right but those bros weren't a government right they're just broke they were like bros in a house yeah so so so the Constitution doesn't have

anything to do with making a go it was a bro list it's a bro list a bro list thank you this is where you you come in because you used to do birthday parties a George Washington impersonator clad in a full white wig and navy coat with tails showed up to eat barbecue besides Bundy and his wife like that's the point where you're there and you go we jump the shark what are we doing that's the point where a wife who didn't want to make the move pulls on her husband's arm and is like we need to talk in the truck I need to talk to you in the truck right now but what happened was everyone just went

oh fuck yeah man George Washington fucking loves ribs man he can put back ribs holy shit I thought we might be on the wrong road here but then jgw showed up goddamn George Washington just when you think Bundy might be out of his mind he hires a George Washington impersonator to eat barbecue and you're like oh yeah this is a real mission we're on the path a point so here's where it gets really great is that the oath keepers are using this I hope you say they killed George Washington so the oath keepers are using this as a recruitment tool so basically when

they when they've been waiting for something like this because they know that it's gonna get a lot of press right has been yes and so then the press leads to more people being like goddamn the federal government taxes yeah they take taxes and all they give me is roads and education protection and safety and clean water those motherfuckers like so so there so there's all the now there's now there their ranks are swelling because of this so the oath keepers are big and they but they had 15,000 before this started the oath keepers uh-huh so now they're gonna be like 30,000 40,000 a hundred that like they're

about to explode into an actual army that wants revolution from a fucking dude who is see gracing his cows inappropriately this is the thing is that if you like if you wanted to talk about getting like completely changing the government yeah because it isn't a good it really is not a government that really works for the people no it doesn't work it works for the rich however these are not the people that you want in line to come up with the plan B no I don't want their help no no so if it's like would you rather follow them or would you rather the fucked-up system you live under now it's like I'll stick

with the one right now if I'm anywhere and people are talking about how to fix the government and then a dude comes in dressed up like the president starts eating barbecue I declare this barbecue to be delicious this is what this is what bunny says if people come to monkey with what's mine I'll call the county sheriff if that don't work I'll gather my friends and kids and we'll try to stop it I abide by all state laws but I abide by zero federal laws okay so he doesn't believe in Carol Bundy said her husband is not a violent man no just a person who will protect what he owns right and so is

she I've got a shotgun she said it's loaded and I know how to use it we're ready to do what we have to do but we'd rather win this in the court of public opinion which which now but now you you've you've what's the handy stuff because you said because I haven't been watching any of that oh what you what happened yesterday yeah no no what what is what is Sean Hannity's role been in this okay so so basically as you would expect Fox News has sort of turned this guy into a Joe the plumber right yeah so they've sort of taken him and part of part of the reason why their numbers are gonna swell is because of this shit yeah

so it's like Sean Hannity specifically has embraced it so he's saying this guy is being fucked by the federal government and he's going like you know if you're talking to me about when there's like and he's obviously contradicting himself yeah because he doesn't he believes in the federal government when it's run by George W. Bush right he just doesn't right now right but yeah so he's right on this guy's back he's a cheerleader for this guy he's being in this guy a lot of press it's become his issue okay that's fantastic yeah he's Joe the plumber so so one of the guys that showed up to the ranch is a retired

sheriff from Arizona and an oathkeeper oh good and this is what he said yesterday oh god so so what happened was the government the government backed off but but first they sent a shitload of people down there right yeah they said huge standoff started confiscating cows then then they then all of a sudden the militia shut up and we're on the overpass with sniper rifles and they got the fuck out of there and they were like okay fuck this so this is their cows actually you know what's interesting is I'm just a guy who is a federal government employee and I don't want to die for a bunch of fucking cows you know what's

crazy is if they took all the money it cost to travel and do all this they would have enough to pay for this stupid how much gas it costs to get from Tennessee to fucking Nevada a dollar 84 a cow I'll pay it I'll fucking pay it call Clevin Clevin Clevin so this is what this guy ex-sheriff says I would have put my own wife or daughters there I would have been screaming bloody murder to watch them die I would have gone next I would have been the next one to be killed I'm not afraid to die here I'm willing to die here but the best ploy would have been to have the women at the front because one I don't think they

would have shot them and two if they had it would have been the worst thing that we could have shown the rest of the world that these ruthless cowards hired by the federal government would do anything so they're literally talking about using women anything they're literally talking about using women children as human shields and then they die that's almost better what did I fucking tell you what if they die well if they die we're gonna count our lucky stars we'll have a viral video all right we're gonna have a video called I told you so aren't you gonna miss your wife and family well yeah but

we'll have a great video you know what worth it cuz I got I got cows his friends and you know what if you're wondering how we're gonna shoot it I have a medical bag and a camera I brought all two so and that and that guy right I mean ideally what that guy just said is obviously so crazy that hopefully some people are like it's that's that's the line but it wasn't though because that happened a few days ago and that's still and they still didn't come out and go no yeah and you know what he was still like yeah and all these all these fucking there are so many politicians yeah of course let me see if I can find you

politicians who are now like he's a no no but there were so many politicians who came out when this started and said and said that yeah he's totally what he's totally right so okay Rand Paul right yeah big big and this is this is a totally a libertarian thing yes guys are all like wacko libertarian yeah there's some libertarians that I'm like okay you might have a point I think that I libertarians they're exactly there are some that you're like that's that makes sense that's what I mean like somebody who's like I'm not crazy about the federal government I get that these are just not the people no these are not the

people yeah this is what Rand Paul said when the whole thing started the federal government shouldn't violate the law nor should we have 48 federal agencies carrying weapons and having SWAT teams what that's what do you what do you mean yeah what that's what that's the yeah with the yeah no that's exactly what they should be but do you do you do you know what the government does like they they protect us because otherwise we're it's fucking Mexico and everyone's just running riot and killing each other for fucking yeah how can a guy who is in the federal government the guy who's like I don't believe in that guy that's like me

saying like I don't believe in Santa Claus and Santa going on record of being like I support his belief Texas Governor Rick Perry oh I have a problem with the federal government putting citizens in the position position of having to feel like they have to use force to deal with their own government they don't know what is in the letter they told me couldn't do something yeah he's the one yeah what do you what are you talking yeah it's really fucking so so there's just all there's there's just a fucking shitload of those dudes saying that shit and you know just always we really have just blossomed beyond any

other nation we've just blossomed into this fucking nation of just a hearted people I mean we are just fucking morons it's it really is crazy it's crazy to live in it it is it is because because this isn't like I would love to say that this that this is is a unique yeah but you know that on my block there's a dude that thinks this well and here's the thing right it ideally you live in a world where when this happens everybody is just like what the fuck is going on uniformly everyone's don't do no let alone a news organization and that's air quoted saying that this guy has a point it's just like right you like the

idiots the idiots just grow they yeah they're like they're gremlins and they keep spilling water everywhere okay so now here's the interesting thing he he so he says that his ancestors got he got this land in 1877 bunkerville yeah well yeah this landed bunkerville it turns out that's a total lie from clivens line yeah not by cliven so he says I've lived my lifetime here my forefathers have been up and down the Virgin Valley it's called the Virgin Valley it's so fucking Mormonly creepy that's what I call the Virgin Valley yeah like what do you want to call this place

Jesus Christ I want to call her Virgin Valley did the women get to vote no no it's gonna get weird for you know you just live in a house with me and three other wives that'll be fun huh so we've been here since 1877 so these all these rights that I claim have been created through preemptive rights and blah blah blah so he says they've been there since 1877 so then a local news crew did a little research and they discovered that they didn't start living on the ranch until 1954 those are his two fathers not as for and yeah so so he's just a fucking bullshitter now they also say that they also they also claiming it's

like the Indians what do you mean that they're like the American Indians that he's he's saying they are like the Native Americans yeah they're saying well they're literally treating West United States citizens ranchants and rural folks like the modern-day Indians we're being driven off our lands here's how you know he's the dumbest yeah it starts with literally yeah I mean right there it's like no it's not that the irony is is that in 1875 the local Poite Indians were forced off their lands onto reservations so the white men could move in and seize them so he's literally saying that he got the land in

1877 and that two years before Indians are driven off now he's saying he's being driven off his land the land like he that they're just like his clay his family stole it from American Indians we're being treated like Native Americans which I treated poorly what okay so there's just Native Americans have to just hate this man oh my god I mean I mean this guy is everything like Dan Snyder sit down we're gonna talk Clevin the great okay so said I've heard the Rosa Parks not I know the Rosa Parks story not in this context I'm excited so they're comparing him to Rosa Parks like even that's racist no yeah

no I'm sorry I'm not rolling over for this one you guys are out of line you don't own the land you don't own our ranch you don't own us and we will stand firm in the principles of freedom that we were blessed with as Americans and that's exactly what this was this is Rosa Parks refusing to get off the back of the bus okay by people who are like Rosa Parks we're gonna fucking beat the shit out of you if you don't stand up Rosa Parks was not being treated as an equal human being oh yeah you're stealing from the government that you don't think Rosa Parks wasn't like the government's not this bus isn't real I

don't believe in buses I don't believe in standing okay so this is where it gets awesome so all these people are back in the studio right everybody loves him he's the new Rosa Parks dude there is there is there is fanfiction oh Jesus Christ there's okay it's great you want to hear I'll read you a couple today in the year 2064 oh wow as we look back over the last 50 years it might seem as if the abundance revolution was inevitable after all it was wealth just waiting to be unleashed indeed as we look back and study the events of 2014 we can see the results of the green elites ideologically driven effort to squelch

even the relatively small amount of prosperity that Americans were then enjoying that is it was the green elites who unwittingly opened the door to the abundance revolution it all occurred in April 2014 by the way global warming is terrible now the first string event now the stuff of lore and legend was the incident in Bunkerville Nevada in which Clive and Bundy then an anonymous Senate citizen joined by several hundred supporters faced down a federal army led by an ally of then senator Harry Reid an army led by Harry Reid you gotta pick a better guy to lead the army to defeat than the guy who looks like he's

Stephen Hawking walking all right so Harry Reid well you know Harry bottom it's okay guys maybe we should get him all right Harry okay so we got to get to the what he said so do I have it here so he went a little racist so then yesterday he decides so after all this this groundswell so so now everyone's got his back the media the Republican media darling the the the hand of these all these militia guys and then he has given a speech at his he's talking to the press and like giving a little everyone's like yeah go you tell him and then all of a sudden he just says this he goes off script he says the

Negro okay so all right okay all ready problem red flag the Negro so he just goes into this the Negro just nods their head let's just hear what he has to say he's a he's all clearly a smart man he doesn't believe in the government they abort their young children they put their young men in jail because they never learned how to pick cotton so so he so he just went for it like there was no there was no like there was no hey I live amongst people yeah there's no like hey I'm there are other people around me that are humans yeah well what's so delicious about his racism yeah is that it I don't think anybody in like a

serious manner has ever been like brought up picking cotton like he's bringing up picking cotton like it's something that ended 10 years ago like cotton is not like you got to be you have to dig so deep on your racist bench to go there I mean like if you're gonna be racist in this day and age you're like towards black you're like are they like fried chicken or whatever how are you going to taking cotton you ready for more God keep feeding me and I've often wondered are they better off as slaves picking cotton and having a family life and doing things or they better off under government subsidy they

didn't get no more freedom they got less freedom okay so so just I'm just gonna judge by like let's just take one guy let's just take one guy you don't want to family feud it no I'm just one black guy okay Obama okay so so let's do a little pro and con sort of argument here so so he he is getting subsidized by the government right because he's living he's getting a free room and board yeah in a house and so that's so that is that is a legitimate question would Obama be better off as a slave yeah but slaves were beaten with whips oh and had no life and their women got raped and they were killed yeah but they weren't they

weren't living off government subsidy yeah but see what you don't understand he has a home Obama has a home right right right the slaves didn't have a home they just had like a room where they would just all sleep together and be treated like shit and they had like they couldn't make any decisions for themselves like Obama they weren't but they weren't just hear me out they weren't they weren't having abortions all the time and they weren't and a lot of their young men weren't in jail and they weren't no no no no on the contrary a lot of all of their young men were in jail they were in jail they were slaves so

they were totally in jail and and these they would have probably if had they given the choice to have abortions these women probably would have had them because a lot of these babies were because the their masters raped them I'm not sure if I really agree yeah and now I'm gonna quote my friend Cleven right now okay sure I think makes a really good really good point quote CB in my mind I'm wondering are they better off being slaves in that sense or better off being slaves to the United States government in the sense of subsidies I'm wondering that's what and the state was right I am wondering Dave let me ask you

this would you rather me cut your dick off or flick it I think I want to flick well the movie shirt it'll probably hurt it'll probably hurt a little let me cut it off okay so today those those he made those statements yesterday yes I was like oh everybody was like like even even more whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa even Rand Paul was like oh no that's not cool that's not no no no no no no no no no no no I believe in the government now I believe in me again oh wait there's a guy let me see if I can find this dude so after that all happens he does they'll Negro great terrific Negro speech yeah

well but we're all you don't hear him like his his I have a dream speech one of the supporters serving as a bodyguard for Nevada rancher a Cleven Bundy during his standoff with federal authorities and who happens to be black said he would still take a bullet for Bundy after the rancher made racially inflammatory comments do we know why because there could only be two well no there could be three reasons right one is that he's just like look a job-to-job against a gig you know what I mean I don't think it paid well okay so one's gone so then my two options are he believes that black people would be better off as slaves

yeah or he's just the smartest black guy who's like I'm in the fold protecting this asshole guess what when good fucking shots are fired guess who's fucking totally guess who's gonna be picking cotton guess he's gonna have their hands full hey let me tell you something let me tell you something right now you know what I do I have a house and in the back of my house I have cotton and I'm a black man and I go out there and I pick cotton and so I agree with Bundy it's it's it's meditative for me great as if Bundy did get his wish and they had to go back to picking cotton he wanted to go to

pre Eli Whitney cotton he's like no no no make him make him pull the seeds out that's when they were focused and happiest before Eli Whitney came along and pissed all over the party with that fucking gin CNN's Dan Simon noticed Jason Bullock a six-year army veteran who serves as one of see they're all fucking army guys they're oath takers so yeah deserved as one of Bunny's bodyguards hanging around the Vata Ranch and being a black guy he went up and said what the fuck hey so let me talk to you because you seem to be the craziest person here Simon asked a bullocks whether he found Bunny's remarks

about blacks and slavery offensive what do you think his answer was I mean it better than oh fuck yeah that's weird he said mr. bunny is not a racist right yeah that's a that's a normal that's a besides all the racist stuff it seems like he's not right yeah ever since I've been here he's treated me with nothing but hospitality he's pretty much treating me just like his own family I would take a bullet for that man if need be I look up to him just like I do my own grandfather who right now is probably super bummed I believe I believe in his cause and after having met mr. bunny a few times I have a really good

feeling about him and I'm a pretty good judge character now see I've met mr. bunny a few times through the internet yeah I've a really bad how the fuck if you think about the progression that you just walked through of this story yeah this literally started with some fucking prick who wouldn't pay money for his cows yeah and now we're talking about black people happier as slaves holy shit yeah yeah so today so now obviously all the politicians ever like oh wow I mean I don't I mean I I agree with the cow situation but I actually do this agree with his his idea that blacks people should be slaves believe the

black portions of the cows would be happier picking cotton he wants to get the black spots off of cows he feels that they're too integrated okay so now he is being questioned today about his remarks from yesterday right and I'm sure that he's backtracking so what he said was let's see I thought about Rosa Park isn't it Rosa Parks Rosa Parks yep okay so he calls her Rosa Park well he does it as if she's a park yep that's what he thinks wouldn't get off the bus a playground I thought about Rosa Park taking her seat at the front of the bus this is when someone's like so could you explain your Negro comments hold on

okay I thought about Rosa Park taking her seat at the front of the bus what Reverend King wanted was that she could sit anywhere in the bus and nobody would say anything about it you and I can sit anywhere in the bus that's what he wanted that's what I want that's what he was after it's not a prejudice thing but make us equal so then the so then the the reporter goes I understand that the Martin Luther King's message is about peace and freedom and then Bunny says maybe I sinned and maybe I need to ask forgiveness but you know when you talk about prejudice we're talking about not being able to exercise what we think and

our feeling if I say Negro or black boy or slave I'm not I mean if those people cannot take those kind of words and to not be offensive then Martin Luther King hasn't done his job yet well it's like we've been sitting watching fireworks all night and then they just did the finale I don't know here's the deal if I can't say Negro or black boy or nigger or porch monkey or any of these any of these fine words then mr. King hasn't done his job and why hasn't he done his job because he's dead he's a black and they're fucking lazy that is the most that I mean that has to be the most racist that's the most racist human being I have although

I will say when I was in Georgia on a tour years ago I was talking to a guy and he said it's my God-given right to own black people it was my first time it's my first time in the south and I'm like I don't want to come back here I don't we don't think that at all our racism in California is so much yeah we're just like Home Depot Mexican like joke racist you just said you're God-given right to own black people and I like that how it falls on Martin Luther King right no it's Martin Luther if they're not if I'm wrong blame Dr. Martin Luther I can't say Negro or black boy then you blame a dead guy from the 60s why would he keep

coming up with more turn no he because he's like well here's another like black boy it's just it's almost worse because it's like damn it I mean he's a miracle and this is and so I'll put this up I'll put this up today but this is this guy's like he's going to keep giving but at some he has to be losing people I don't know because all of these people are because you have to take it into account that these oath keepers are just trying to swell their ranks right so so they don't really care so if they and Fox News has largely ignored the racist comments Fox house yeah Fox News has ignored the racial I do not

believe that and and so and so if you keep that the sort of eye on the prize if I can take a quote from a gentleman then then they get to keep swelling their ranks so they're not gonna leave they want a firefight you know I mean yeah like they want I almost want their dream to come true I am I am so you know these guys are guys who are trying to destroy our country well they're there the you know they're just and they've proven it over and over again they're the people that will work the hardest to get their vision to come to fruition and their vision is just insane insane and horrible not sustainable and not okay no

it's not okay at all I wonder how this ends I really it should just honestly they should just like fine your cattle can fucking graze fine yeah but then all the other all the other ranchers are furious as they should well then all right let's nuke them well I I think that you wait and you don't do anything and then when they start leaving you just started resting on me here would be the alt exact yeah that's probably the best I mean this is sedition well what would be the the I mean again part of the problem in all this is just that media chooses to give this guy a platform to sound like somebody who makes sense

right so the easy way it's the same thing with the school shooting it's just like look if he's just stopped the reporting on this shit so in like so nonstop 24-hour coverage of this shit yeah then it'll people will stop thinking about it but the conservatives are now so entrenched yeah they're fucked the government being evil that they have to hold up a lunatic as a hero they are like they're like a couple that is having an argument and the one just realized oh shit I'm wrong but it's like I'm not giving up fucking right this shit out till you apologize

the dude just I mean what the guy said at this point it if he hasn't lost you at this point you are just and there's no two ways even if you're the bodyguard no if he hasn't lost you now he can I mean what's yeah by the way we're on the ranch we're pro rape all we eat his feces yeah fuck man so that this story is gonna be great however it ends all I'll follow up I bet it ends bad so that's the first dollop with the new format yeah yeah it was really fun that was hilarious I mean Jesus Christ the subject matters the subject matters but then you just did a room doing this you must just get me alone yeah well you

know I what I was doing was I would because this way if I sit here with you and I talk it out I don't I had to be a little more scripted well I was doing your hair more right yeah so I kind of had to go through and be like well this I could make this funny or I could make this funny but if I sit here with someone else then it can just be well you got a winner here I have to put this up today because it's it's a fresh because it's gonna tomorrow something tomorrow yeah all right so this is gonna be the new format for the dollop I just did this one now because this guy was in the news right now but I'm gonna

be banking a bunch and then they'll probably be coming out in the summer because I need to bank them because it's work thank you Gareth Reynolds thank you Dave Anthony you'll be at Flappers at midnight on Saturday at Reynolds Gareth ATC show Tuesday 26th yeah or 29th 29th whatever I mean they're all days as long as black people just don't rise up all right black people welcome to all the shows yeah please thanks yeah that was good dude okay here we go hi there dollop people this is Gareth not Gary Gareth enough already I've got some stand-up dates I wanted to keep you updated on join me on the road we're

having a lot of laughs March 13th I will be at Summit City Comedy and Fort Wayne Indiana Tuesday March 14th I'll be at Helium Comedy Club in Indianapolis March 15th Wednesday I'll be at the Louisville Comedy Club in Louisville Kentucky March 16th I'll be at the Columbus Funny Bone in Columbus Ohio Dayton Ohio March 17th Friday at the Funny Bone March 18th I'll be at the Funny Bone in Perrysburg Ohio and that's two shows that night March 19th I will be at hilarious hilarities and it'll be hilarious in Cleveland Ohio March 21st I'll be in Lexington Lexington Kentucky I'm drunk at Comedy Off Broadway March

22nd I will be in St. Louis at the Galleria March 23rd I will be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City and Friday March 24th I'll be in Des Moines Iowa same with March 25th Saturday Des Moines Iowa and then March 26th I'll be at the Funny Bone in Omaha Nebraska also April 12th the Tacoma Comedy Club I told you I was drunk and then April 13th I will be in Spokane and then April 14th and April 15th I will be in Bozeman Montana at Last Best Comedy you can go to garethrenolds.com for all that ticket information so come join me on the road garethrenolds.com we're having laughs I'm drunk