The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 226 - The Brooklyn Train Strike
Episode Date: December 12, 2016Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company strike and it's consequences. SOURCES TOUR DATES REDBUBBLE MERCH ...
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beloved characters of all time. Yeah just have just have three Nells. Name an
issue with that. I think he wants another chicken pot pie. Not sure. Right. Just
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be making 73 David from the top. You know I'll be doing a show at 1773. We'll take
a businessman Austin Corbin an incredibly corrupt Wall Street man was told by a
doctor to move his ill son to Coney Island for the sea air. Okay. Okay. That's
what you know they were like what your kids sick. Go put him near the sea. Put
him near the water. Yeah. Give him the gull diet. Put him on a beach. Give him
fish heads. Oh you know what he's got. He's got a really bad condition called
cancer. Put him near the water. Wait he's not a seal. I have misread this chart
is upside down. So carbon took the advice and immediately saw Coney Island as a
great place for development. So he bought 500 acres and started building in
1877 came the Manhattan Beach Hotel. Hotel for the rich. Okay. It was a bit
away from the next resort to be built the Brighton Beach Hotel which was for
the upper middle class. Okay. The rich did not go to this hotel because they
thought Brighton was a bit too close to the filthy people particularly the
prostitutes at the Elephant Hotel and other undesirables of the Coney Island
Beach area. The Elephant Hotel is where the whores were going to have sex with
the prostitute became known as going to see the elephant. Oh. Weird. That's just
gross. Where you going Bobby. Gonna go fucking elephant. No that's not. How do you
say it. Hey I'm gonna go bang an elephant. I'll see you guys in a bit. Okay
that's not how we say it. What are we saying again. We're saying see the
elephant. Okay yeah yeah. I'm gonna go see the elephant. Oh whether my penis. No
Bobby. What. It's not how you say it. It's the whole idea of saying see the
elephant is so like our ladies don't know what we're talking about. Oh you mean
our elephant wives. I gotta go. All right. Bye Todd. To get all these people to
these resorts and hotels railroads were built. The Brooklyn Flatbush and Coney
Island round road was served the Brighton Hotel. Though the Brighton Beach
Hotel it turns out have been built too close to the water and after a
couple years of erosion it was near collapse. Jeez. It was lifted up on the
top of rail cars. Oh my god. And dragged by steam engines about 600 feet inland
and then put down. That is a I mean this is it has to be a pretty big building
right. Yeah. That is treacherous. It took three months to move it. It's real
world Jenga that it took how long to move it. Three months. Six hundred feet. Yeah.
Wow. What a I can't even imagine what it looked like. I mean it's gotta been
fucking insane. I mean the balance. Oh boy. Oh shit. I mean just to forget you
thought that up. I don't know. Maybe we should put our rail cars and drag it
across the beach. All right. You're not pitching anymore for the night Tim. No
trust me. I don't. We're gonna put it on real class. And we're not. Drag it across
the beach. It'll take a few months. It's gonna be fine. So now all these rail
roads were funded by the hotel owners and they saw it as a way. So we're just
talking about rail lines like through Brooklyn like that's. Okay. But that's
not. Yeah. Okay. And so each one has a different rail line to get to hotel. Oh
okay. That's how it's working. That seems a little more chaotic. So shuttle
buses with track. Yep. The Brooklyn Flatbush and Coney Island Railroad would
serve the Brighton Hotel. Right. I said that already. And now all these
railroads are funded by hotel owners. They saw it as a way to get people to
their hotels same as the original Los Angeles railroads were built to get
people to housing developments. Good thing we didn't keep that up. Now you
know what's funny is they shed it. The guys the guys they were private and the
guys who so those so the Los Angeles railroads were built to get people to
new housing developments to be like it's not that far away. Right. Just jump on a
train. But then once those housing developments were filled up filled up
they didn't really want to pay for it anymore so they let them die. That's the
cities didn't do it. The idea that the Detroit came in and bought up the
railroads and tore them up is a lie. That's so I mean it really is crazy when
you live here and you're like why is there I mean we're just so jammed. I
can't it's fucking insane. So the third big developer Andrew Culver who had just
built a railroad a steam line from Prospect Park that went to Coney Island
for 30 cents 35 cents a ride. OK. Because these trains were all privately run
and went to specific locations for different classes. Right. So not only are
they going to locations but that the trains because the hotels are like
this one's for rich people. This one's for poor people. Right. So every train has
a different class of persons. Right. So they all service completely different
types of people. What are you doing. This is going into my bag. He's just
using it. He's going to eat it. Yeah. That's fine. And so this is how it went
all over Brooklyn. The sea beach palace hotel was built taking up several
blocks a race track for the wealthy and the not so wealthy then popped up at
Brighton another at Manhattan and as this expanded more the breakdown of
classes began. So now when they start building the race tracks then everyone's
getting on the same train. Right. Which makes the hoity toys feel a little up
time. Yeah. They're not trained. Yeah. What. They're humans on here. There was
the sea beach line the New York Railroad the Manhattan Beach Railroad on and on
but because they were all independently owned problems cropped up. The New York
and Manhattan trains were delayed as the two owners fought over this the size
of the track gauge. So they're they're fighting over the size of how big the
tracks will be whether they're like a quarter inch or three quarter inch. OK.
Isn't that just like one guy's building his train for three quarter inch and the
other guy's building it for a quarter inch. And that went on for hard to get on
the same page or something like that though. It really is. One suggested a
separate track but Austin Corbin who was president wouldn't allow it president
of the railroad or whatever. Sure. They made agreements like one train company
would let another share their terminal if they could use the others maintenance
area like it's just fucking chaos. I can't even really. It's it's insane. You
can use my stop at Fulton if I can use your maintenance yard. It's just getting
really incestuous for these train lines suddenly. Sometimes owners would not
allow another train to cross their tracks. No. So. So like if a guy is building
his train train out to Coney Island and another guy won't let him go across his
tracks. Uh huh. So he has to find a way to get there. These are not cars.
Like if they if you like you have like two options right. Yeah. OK. So now you
just have like trains like we can't go there anymore. Sorry. And and when they
build it they have to like get the right of way to be able to do it. So it's a
fucking at the beginning in 1877 these tracks were seasonal only running until
September 1st. Corbin got all the trains to agree to a 30 cent price. OK. Except
the sea beach which refused and stuck with 25 cents and then went bankrupt in
1881. OK. So it's a good call. Yeah. There is also a huge fire at the
Brighton Beach Terminal. Very suspicious origins on July 1881. That also helped
the sea beach railroad go out of business. The months of operating of the trains
were expanded April to October. Soon they were going year round. The first L
train was built in 1881. OK. That's exciting. That was a huge day. It was one
mile long. A Coney Island Railway. There were no stops. Wait. It just wait. It
just went to Coney Island. Yeah. It was one mile. One mile L train and you get on
it one part and you take it. That driver was like I'm ready to die. Why. I go one
mile all day. Every day. Oh. We're not even close to it would be torn down in
1990. OK. An early bicycle monorail was built. A bicycle monorail. So they just
built a really high bike track. Yep. That's not a monorail. At least not in
today's monorail standards. Yeah. OK. Good talk. You know the one ten here is a
bike track from well from downtown Los Angeles to Pasadena was originally a
bike. It makes sense with those exits. Those exits are fucking gnarly. You like
trap. Yeah. You're on a freeway and then you're exiting and it's like 10 miles an
hour please. You're like I've seen some mess. You have to have a fucking jet engine.
Yeah. Because people. Yeah. It's crazy and getting on that freeway too. Good
luck. Yeah. In 1895 the sea beach had a major accident when one train was pushing
another. So it's pushing an empty train. Sure. Get it somewhere. Right. But then
that train rolled. So it's now it's a runaway train. Wait. It just let go of
the other train in front of it. That it was pushing. They didn't have it attached
like they forgot to attach the train they're pushing. Yeah. And then it rolled
big error. And then it was a runaway train and it hit a full train. Cheese. At
with the lawn caught two deaths 55 injuries. Many lawsuits followed. And the
New York and S.B. train company went bankrupt in 1896. OK. Every time I read
what went bankrupt it would just reorganize and reopen. So someone else
would just take it up. It's a big while we're getting sued. So we're out of
business and then. Hey we're in business again. Now we're the Bobby Lee. But
like they just make up a new name and be like what now with these guys. OK. But
the same people. Yeah. OK. So they OK. Right. In 1869 Alfred Beach started
constructing the first subway under Broadway in Manhattan. OK. He spent
three hundred and fifty thousand dollars of his own sweet cash. Uh huh. And in
fifty eight days he completed one tunnel eight feet in diameter. OK. And three
hundred and twelve feet long. It's pretty good. It was about a block. That's a
good start. There was just one car on the train. All right. People would line
up to ride it. They would pay to ride back and forth one block. This I don't
get. He sold 400,000 rides in the first year. Makes no sense to me. Completely
lost now. Had me going for a while. I was in. Now what. He must be. I mean again
it's just like these ideas they just wouldn't work today. Just wouldn't. Like
you know nobody would be like a huge line. Yeah for 400,000. I mean it's a
train. Everybody hold on. Here we go. God. OK. That's it. I figure we can get
there by seven forty five. And then we're a block away. That's right. And then the
guy gets out and back and walks around the other side. Oh boy. When they turn a
train around they you know they have an engine on each side of the. Yeah. That
walks around gets in the other side. Back where I was please. Everybody if you
want to enjoy this you can turn around in the seats and face the other way. You
know there was definitely like some weirdos who were like all I do is go back
and forth. It's the greatest. Oh my God. I bet. Have you been on the subway? I've
been on like 90 times. Yeah. I take that to go bang an elephant. So what. I sleep
with elephants in this hotel. Yeah. But it doesn't go to a hotel. It just goes a
block. I know. But then I get off and then I go and then I go get off in an
elephant at a hotel. I sleep with them. You don't know any of the sayings. Yeah.
I sleep with the elephants in a hotel. I'm getting on this train. OK. Unfortunately
Beach couldn't get permission to expand the tunnel right away. People's minds
are already two blown sir. Now when did he started. So four years later he got
permission. But by then everyone was just over the tunnel train. Yeah. And then
there was a stock market crash and the subway was shut down. OK. The one block
subway was over. Well tough. How did people get a block back there. It was
hard. Yeah. Electric trains came in the 1900s as the 1900s approached but
subways were becoming a thing by then. Train companies were combining as they
found it difficult to operate privately and just one train you know going
somewhere. So obviously it's not great if you have to if you can take a train to
one place. Right. So. So they're now combining their efforts to make trains go
a few places. Yeah. So. The city of New York decided to push for a subway rapid
underground transit for the future. They thought that was the way to go. But
clearly none of these already struggling train companies were going to do it. So
the government would have to fund it. So the the the street trains hate the
underground trains. No they don't hate each other. But they're just they're
just a fucking mess. OK. And. And they're not making money like they thought
they would. Right. And they're all going bankrupt because it's probably probably
pretty fucking costly to run a train for a mile. Right. And and and so the city
but the city sees it like oh this like the subways are going to be the way to
go. So they decide that's what they're going to fund. Now in Brooklyn the
Brooklyn Rapid Transit Company the B.R.T. was gobbling up all the private
struggling trains and turning it into one company. The the above ground train
the street train anything street anything. OK. Right. By 1900 every train in
Brooklyn would be B.R.T. Now the B.R.T. was very successful so successful that
it's New York Stock Exchange symbol was just B. OK. That's fucking hot shit.
Yeah. It means you you yeah. Yeah we yeah we're just going to be that letter. Yeah
that's both. That's like a one named artist. That's right. It's like Prince
with the symbol. Right. Yes. Time went by though and even the mighty B.R.T. began
to have troubles. A 1918 contract didn't help things. It was passed by the city
and it forced the rail companies to allow passengers to transfer without paying
a fare at all intersections regardless if it was between different rail
companies. So you can get pay you get there could be a guy who pays and then
he gets to an intersection and he hops on a different companies train and he
takes that one for free. Right. And they don't make money. Yeah. And the city's
probably got all the back then that must have just been the easiest thing to
con your way into. Yeah. Oh my god. So they also guaranteed a five cent fare
anywhere on the rails. So now you can travel anywhere for five cents and you
can go anywhere after other train companies for free. Yeah. This doesn't
seem like this is going to work well. It's great for the riders. Great for the
riders which tells me that it's bad for the business. Yeah. It was a shit show
for the companies. Then in the summer of 1918 the B.R.T. came up against a new
union. This is like Lyft v. Uber. The brotherhood of locomotive engineers was
threatening a strike because 15 of their fellow workers have been fired for
wearing union pins. OK. And so so let's just straight up say the B.R.T. has made
a really fucking stupid decision. It sounds like a number of bad ones. But
just you just don't fire guys wearing fucking union. Yeah. No. It's just going
to come back at you. Yeah. So the union also said workers are being beaten up
and intimidated. In some cases railroad thugs would surround workers houses
because they were going to beat up your home. They don't want these guys go
unions. So they're fucking you're going to go your mother fucker. Hey Jimmy hit
his house. Break his house's kneecaps face. Which is cool. So clearly the
company's being fucking mellow about everything. Yeah. But I always I always
like if we never if we didn't have these liaisons if we didn't have the people
who carry out the bullshit. Yeah. Like how much stronger every everyone would
be. Yeah. It's like the people obviously people want evil shit. It's when
people succumb to that. Anyways. The union said if the BRT had the money to
pay guys to follow surround their houses and beat them up then they should have
the money to pay the fired workers. Wait a minute. Hold on now. Now hold on. I
think he's being really smart. So they had a strike on more. They almost had a
strike on more than one occasion in the summer of 1918. They voted unanimously
for one in August but negotiations still continued. The BRT started to not
believe the union would strike. So they called the unions bluff. I'm just going
to say that the BRT is making every wrong decision. So but they did this. So
they went on strike. Yeah. And by this time 29 men had lost the jobs wearing
union pins and the union said rehire them or we walk. BRT said no. Then rich men
around town who needed the rails to be functioning for various reasons called
on Mayor Highland to stop the strike. Highland was a populist who had been in
office for a year. His nickname was Red Mike. Okay. He had red hair. Okay. I wasn't
sure. Big old red mustache. All right. When he had been a judge in Bushwick at
which time he rewrote the cost had the Constitution amended to create a job for
a judge in Brooklyn which he then took. He created a constitutional amendment
for the judge. It must have been for the cities amendment or the
Constitutional right. But he created. Yeah. He had it amended so that also
Charlie can be a judge. Also. No. He was just like hey can we create a position
for a judge in Brooklyn. I think we need another one just to lessen my load.
They're like sure we can do that. He goes OK. I'm going to be the judge of Brooklyn.
Wait a minute. Oh he did it. Oh OK. He had the job created and then he took that
job. Sorry. That's gold. It's fucking great. All right. Who are you thinking of
hiring me. When he ran for mayor he ran on having the city take over and run the
utility. So that was. That was this. This reminds me of back when when the
promises you make were like when you run for high school president. Yeah. Right.
I'm not vending machines put in a cafeteria. No more school. But many saw the mayor as
a puppet of Randolph Hearst and a dumb one at that. He was known for using very
short words. I think they called him like one syllable mayors. He's like a he's
like a good fellas character. Yeah. Basically one syllable. OK. Bye. One syllable mayors
here. How's he going to give a speech. So yeah. OK. There we go. You get me. How do
you say one syllable hard. I am. On. It. OK. Late. He did give he did give Hearst city
jobs. Spent a lot of time at their Palm Beach house and once a photographer caught the
mayor and Hearst hanging out together dressed as cowboys at a dude ranch. Whoa. Whoa. OK.
I mean that is very that's super incriminating. Just the best. That's super
incriminating. Hey you want to be cowboys. Of course. Not an idiot. I will come with
you on your cowboy trip. Yes. I thought you'd never say cowboy trip. You said that you're
so you're very tight with someone if you're like yeah. You don't you don't say you can't
be in a Queens of someone. No dress up like a cow. No you're like I'm willing to do I'm
willing to die with you. Let's go be cowboys for a week and a half.
Obviously Highland's backing of Hearst didn't really jive with his populist image and speeches
against big business. Quote the real menace of our Republic the little cutery of powerful
international bankers which virtually run the United States government for their own
selfish purposes. Yeah. Glad that went away. But he did feel the BRT and its contract with
the city favored the company too much. The mayor was also a member of the local train
engineers union. He had worked as one while putting himself through law school. He had
been fired then for taking a curve too fast in a Brooklyn L train. He said it was not
true. So OK. I mean that it's it isn't really I mean it's it's just so different to think
of conductors actually having to judge speed and stuff. Right. Like there is such a human
factor totally. So Highland spoke to BRT president Timothy Williams on the night before
the strike was set to kick off. Quote I regard this as a serious situation and one of such
public important importance that it should be brought to your personal attention. I wish
to vigorously protest against the action of your company in disregarding the decree of
the federal authorities. I don't know what the federal authorities. I don't remember
what they said but they must have been like it. Don't strike. No. Work it out. Please
be cool. Williams wasn't no more pins. That's right. Well they're excuse me government man
but they were wearing pins. Sorry I didn't realize they were wearing got to shut it down.
We're wearing pins too much expression to say the least. Williams wasn't having by the
way my wife started at the pin. Can we just say the fucking. So in 1918 when things aren't
that great but the fucking bad assness of knowing guys are getting fired for wearing
a pin and putting that fucking pin on. Let's just put that out there. Well we have completely
lost the sense of we can community. Yeah we have the numbers. You know there is no we
have the numbers. You're right. It's coming back. Oh yeah it's gonna be great. Williams
was not having it. Quote you I believe are still a member of that organization and I
have no doubt that you will advise them not to be foolish as to call a strike. So he he's
still an idiot. The BRT is still really stupid. Yeah. So the next day November 1st 1918 the
engineers went on strike to get their fellow engineers jobs back. The union asked for everyone
in a union working for the BRT to join them. Now instead of shutting down the trains the
BRT decided to try to keep them going. OK. To do this. He's really having a field day
there. He's really like just. He can't believe what's happened. He's all wrapped up in Dave's
bag backpack right now. Jose's just like he's he's honestly holding one of his paws looks
like he's riding the subway like his paw is like up on the bag. I told him I moved he
moved. He'll be back. OK. Keep the camera ready. Do it again. Subway to the subway thing.
So they're going to keep the trains running. Yeah. With everyone striking. Right. With
all the guys who drive the train. So they're just kind of like a poker player who goes
all in no matter what their hand is. Yeah. Right. OK. So. They would have to take office
workers and others who had not driven a train and have them drive trains. Not. What. Now
I'm I'm starting to see the seeds. What. The seeds of what. The plant you're growing.
So they this is a never good. No. It's such a fucking rich guy who hasn't lived in the
world who runs a company making decisions like anybody could just what like it takes
any kind of fucking expertise to drive a train. Just get some of the fucking drive it. And
it's just the idea that like you can't you. I mean you just you need as much money as
possible. And if workers like want rights that's too much too much like what what just
happened with the fast food industry is so I mean it's just going to be so crazy. Yeah.
The idea that they're like now fifteen dollars they like made it a thing for like four years
while they were just working on robots that would be like and what do you want on your
burger. That's my favorite thing is they're like oh so they they got their fifteen dollars
in that. So now we're going to bring a robot. Yeah. Like hey fuck it. Yeah. Robots up there
make it. I know. Yeah. Oh yeah. No. No. It's because they make it fifteen. No. No. The
rest we would have never done robot. We'd have paid him seven. Such fucking idiot. Yeah.
So right. So after the first day twenty three year old Edward Luciano heard officials talking
about the lack of motormen and said quote so he's in the office or whatever. Here's some
guys talking about others. They don't have enough guys driving trains. Right. And he
says I'll take a train out. You hear that. What in the fuck is that noise. Sounds like
a horny elk. I think someone was squeezing a cat. That was insane. Jose is like that's
a cat. Oh that's a cat in heat dude. Jose it's time to do your business buddy. Are you
fixed. Jose you fancy meeting an elephant. How's your boner dude. All right. Now you're
crossing a line for me. OK. OK. So I mean it's ignore the cat portal that you can't
hear that. So so Edward says he'll take the train out. Right. OK. Wait. Sorry. Just because
a cat was getting strangled. Right. So there's guys at the office talking about. Oh right.
OK. Right. Right. And then Edward's like I'll take the train. Right. So he's a dispatcher.
He's a tall dark and had a quote pronounced Roman nose. So they said in paper. That means
is the big nose. I think they're talking about a big Italian hunker. OK. OK. OK. Which is
weird. Yeah. Yeah. So he does he did were Romans known as having big noses. I mean what
is that reference to. I think I don't know. But I mean I kind of like picture. Yeah it
seems a little it's a bit of a reach. Yeah. But now he does he have any involvement in
trains. Well he's a dispatcher. But prior to this he had moved trains in the yard. OK.
Over on the tracks with passengers. So he like moved him slowly around the yard. Right.
But he never think about what the yard is compared to driving a train. Different. An instructor
gave him two hours of training. Oh I didn't realize he had two hours of training. Yeah.
So he's fine. Yeah. And then sent him on his way. For being a scab Edward was being given
a $20 bonus. And when the strike was over he was promised a raise. OK. Oh and this wasn't
the next day. This was literally right after he said I'll take a train out. Oh OK. So this
is OK. So he got off an eight hour shift or whatever their shift was back then. Right.
He took two hours of instruction and then took over a passenger train. So he's alert
and ready to do this. Ten hours into a day and ready to do this. Oh and he just gotten
over the flu. Right. So he's ready to go. Oh and his daughter had just died of the flu.
So he's in a good headspace. He's healthy. He's had some rest. He's experienced. He's
ready to go. He had insomnia because of that. Yeah. So he's not sleeping. He's just pulled
a 10 hour shift. He's going to pull another shift. But it's after two hours of training
and he has a background in trains. So he's weak tired and grieving. The usual. The usual
requirements. Good space for being a motorman. Are you really sad. Sixty hours minimum of
training. Right. But he had you know two and tired. Yeah. So you know what my grieving
and tiredness can make up for all the training. Well he's got a point. Wait I'm going to stab
my eyes. Hey then we'll go. All right. Cool. The train was going to Brighton Beach along
a route. Edward knew absolutely nothing about including the names of the stops. So there's
more than once. There's more than now. There's a bunch of stops. There's options for trains
to stop at 18. So and he doesn't know. There's no idea where they are. Right. OK. The train
was crammed with people headed home at rush hour. And by the time he left it was dark
at six forty two p.m. And he's at night. I guess I didn't fully piece that together
yet. Nighttime darkness. Edward Luciano wasn't doing so well overshot most of the stops he
came to in downtown. He stopped too far away and then have to back up the train. So the
doors would be at the platform. But he but then he just kept speeding to make up the
time because he started ten minutes late and he kept backing up. Oh gosh. Although some
said he might not have completely understood how to operate the brakes. That's not a good
fact to hear. So back then the word they've still might they use compressed air brakes.
So he would have to slow it down by reducing air pressure then move the brake shoes into
contact with the wheel. So it's like a it's like a multi it's not just like hitting break.
Yeah. Slow down and then break at the right time. Release the air then do the fucking
thing. Right. Because the trains are going so fast and we're so heavy it turns out it
takes a long time to stop a train. But how is that not involved in the two hours of training.
What more key part is there than how to break properly. So number one I think the guy doing
the training maybe have some empathy for the strikers. OK. I'm good. And number two I don't
know if they went out like how much they he might have just driven around the yard like
we don't know what the training was. I mean it has the word train in it. I mean yeah it
does. So you have a look on your face. It's just a little troubling.
So one passenger said everything everyone on the train was being tossed sideways because
of all the abrupt braking. You mean the bones. When he was at the fault and stop Edward didn't
light the two white markers he was supposed to because you know he's a dispatcher not
a train. He didn't light the two white. He's supposed to throw a light on his train. So
the guy the tower guy can see can see which way he's going and move the tracks. Oh OK.
Right. Oh God. So he doesn't do that. And then so now he drives the train away and now
it's going the wrong direction. No. No. And he and he went for a whole block before he
realized that he was going the wrong way. OK. So at that point he got out. He on the
wrong track. He's on the wrong track and he got out. He gets out of the train of the train
and he walked to the engine on the other side of the train. You know like we said before
this is an engine on the other end in case you want to when you when you get to the end
of the thing you have to get in that one to drive it the other way. Right. So he switches
ends. So he switches ends and then he backed up the train the whole block. OK. And then
he went back to the original engine and put it and put it on the correct put on the lights
and put on the correct tracks and then kept going. OK. And super fast because he's way
behind. OK. You really be pulling at my heartstrings here to Anthony. At the next stop passengers
got off the train because quote. They were so scared. Yeah. I'm done. No. I guess it
was something about the terrible jerking of the brakes and actual tracks and speeding
that freaked them out. Sure. One writer said quote I never rode that fast on a Brighton
Beach train before. It's like he's being polite. I don't know what's going on. The next stop
Edward missed the stop. So this is it's going awful. It's terrible. OK. It's horrible. Right.
Everybody on this train has gotten a very huge red flag to get off this train. He has to
make announcements to the covering up of that. Ladies and gentlemen just be one moment you
will see me switching to the other end of the train. Nothing to worry about folks are just
a little bit behind schedule but we're hopefully going to be right on track in one minute. Sweet
mother. Back this pitch up. All right. Does anybody know how to flip a U turn. All right
ladies and gentlemen as you can see we're a little past the stop so I'm going to ask
people to bear with me while I reverse the train slowly and those of you headed a little
further down the way to Brighton Beach. Well don't worry we will be speeding at an exorbitant
rate. So he's clearly has an issue with the brakes. Right. No he has an issue with the
train. So then he kept going. He blew through the prospect park station. Who's on this train
still. Who is like I think he's going to write the ship. I got a good feeling that this kid's
going to pull it out. I see I used to I had a girlfriend live where we get off the prospect
station for a while. That's a fucking deep underground. Right. Yeah. And then and then
after the prospect park station it starts going down a steep grade. George Nordstrom
a passenger said quote we're going to hit that wall for sure. Oh God. Wall. And then
they hit that wall. Oh shit. At Malborn Malbone Street at a curve that was known as dead man's
curve. Where did it get the name. I don't know. Engineers were supposed to go very slow
at this curve. Another thing no one had told a tired week and grieving Luciano. So when
he hit the curve he was doing 30. Okay. At least that's what Edward said. A naval officer
on the train said he thought they were going about 70 miles. Okay. There's a little bit
of a difference. The first passenger car flew off the tracks before the tunnel entrance
and hit a partition between two sections of rail. The train went all totally off the
tracks off the tracks. Okay. It then fell perpendicular to the rest of the cars which
plowed into and over it. It was split in half. What was left of the passengers in the first
car was all over the tracks along with the wood and steel. The crash was heard miles
away. So this is very bad. No one in that first cars. There are people anymore. Right.
The next two cars also came off the tracks, slid on the rails and the left sides were
ripped off by pillars along with parts of the people inside. Oh my God. Others flew out
and hit the pillars. Others were between the cars when they met the wall in front of them.
Some ended up under the wheels. Those inside were met by parts of disintegrating train
car. Small fires started. People in the two rear cars were just bruised and cut. Now they
were all in a dark tunnel so everyone starts screaming and wailing in pain. Others just
tried to find a way out in the dark for a while. So that's the other thing like there's
no fucking off. It's just a tunnel off. There's no emergency lights. No. It's 1918. Yeah. You're
in a dark tunnel and your shit's all fucked up. Yeah. And at this point, no one really
probably knows how bad this is. Yeah. So up on the street, a crowd starts to gather along
with ambulances as they figured it out. They watched a single man come out of the tunnel
a businessman without almost all of his clothes are gone and he staggered forward. New York
Times quote his coat and trousers rip from him. He had only one shoe and was without
a hat, collar and tie real quick. The obsession with hats is insane. To point out that this
man who just was in an enormous train crash among all the things that have just happened
that he did not have a hat on. It's that was it's just so insane. But it's a it's he didn't
even have a hat on. Yeah. But if you're Hallish, you could tell he was serious. He didn't have
a hat on. If you're Hallish, you're either dying or on your way to get a hat. You're
a terrible person. Yeah. Hallish or something terrible has happened. Yes. Sir, are you just
being rude or was there an accident? Hey, buddy, why don't you wear the hat? I almost
died in a train crash. All right. Thanks. All right, that that works. I still think it's
inappropriate. I agree. Hey, somebody help me. Guys hats downstairs. Now we need a bunch
of hats. Bring them in. Move them. Move them. Move them. Come on. Get hats on them. Get
hats on them. You're going to be okay, buddy. We got a hat coming your way. I don't feel
going to make it sir. Hold on, buddy. Hold on. We're going to get a hat for you in one
second. Hey, here's a baller. Here's a baller, man. Hey, hey, miss. Yes, I know. I know he
died, but he died with a hat on. Oh, good. He died with a hat on. I've lost my owl hat.
I had an owl eating a pineapple on my hat. Anybody hasn't listened to that episode is
like what's happening. My neck really hurts. Oh, yeah, if you haven't heard what people
used to do, what is that one called? It's absolute madness. This is a mad hatter one.
Women used to wear like nature exhibits on their head. That was a guy who killed somebody,
I think. Oh, Jesus. Isn't that about the guy who killed? No, I'm lost. Well, yeah, because
he was a mad, he went crazy from the mercury and from making the hats. Oh, that's right.
See, what I take away is that owls were on heads. Right. Okay, so this dude runs out
no hat. New York Times. So that guy comes out the crowd parts and he got into an ambulance.
He was his face was bleeding for many gashes and his left arm was useless dangling from
the shoulder. The ones who survived were able to walk and followed the moonlight to get
out. Fun situation. Some of them. We don't need to put lights down there. People can
use moonlight, a sun or whatever. It'll be fine. Some of them tried to help others in
the cars ahead. But the first three cars impact was so intense that the cars were quote packed
so tightly that no crevice or opening was left. So they just they are like melded together
completely disintegrated and then like formed like a train dam in the tunnel. Like what?
No, that's just crazy. And then people are trapped on the other side of the train or
just fucked. Oh, people trip right. Oh my God. Some people are, you know, tossed out.
Right. Yeah. It took about 45 minutes for the police and fire departments to organize
a rescue. So you can imagine. Yeah. I mean, there's not a great people complain about
about 911 now. Not getting there in time. But yeah, this this was a whole different 45
minute. Yeah. No, they're coming. If it's over an hour, it's free. All the trains were
stopped and word passed through Brooklyn what had happened. So everyone waiting in houses
for their family members to return thought they could be one of the dead. Oh boy. Hundreds
and hundreds of people were put on the list of the missing. Oh boy. So by the time the
firemen and police got there, the crowd was so huge that they had a hard time getting
through it to reach the tunnel. Would they just too polite? I mean, it seems like you
just go move. Well, I think at some point, a crowd is so big there's there is nowhere
to move. That's when that's when I come in. What does that mean? I'm a bruiser. Break
the crowd up. Okay. Part of them like Moses. I feel like it's not needed right now. I think
I'm helping. Okay. Doctors and nurses from Oliver Brooklyn were requested to come to
the subway tunnel. Priests were sent into the tunnel to give last rights. So they started
pulling bodies out and burlap sacks. The wounded were taken to nearby ebbets field where doctors
set up a makeshift hospital. Okay. Unfortunately, it was the fall of 1918. So the Spanish flu
was raging, and the morgue was already packed. They put the bodies into a laundry room. I
am not going to wash these. That is just that is awful. They it must have been so hard to
do laundry. Oh, good. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, let's talk about the laundry.
No, yeah, you think yeah, you think the TV has something boring on an imagine when their
body's stacked around for the poor person in there. Are all these sleeping guys waiting
for the clothes? Am I watching these clothes? What am I doing? Pretty torn. This guy doesn't
have a hat. Neither does this guy. What a faux pas. They must be mortified. 85 dead were
pulled out that night. Wow. And over the next few weeks, more would die bringing the total
to 102. Edward was fine. He just walked away. I mean, he was in total shock, and he ran
away and went home. Wait, that I mean, no matter how tired you are, you stick around.
Just run away. I wasn't here. No, no, no. No, yeah. I mean, what's your plan? No one
knows. I was driving. I hope they don't find me. I'll just say it wasn't me. Yep. He said
he did not remember going home or how he got home, but he vaguely remembered being on
a trolley. Now that I could tell you again. I'm not buying it. Number one, that could
happen just if you're grieving. I'm not buying it. I am. I think he's in total shock. And
I think that he probably got clocks on. But he ran home. How does he know where home is?
I know, but you can go on autopilot and still your brain your brain knows. Totally fucking
yeah, like disassociated. Police came and arrested him at 1am. They said sister just
probably wants a nap at this point. And they said he was quote very nervous and on the
verge of a collapse. Okay, he was asked by reporters why he took a job he was unfit for
and Edward replied, a man asked her how to live in. And nobody killed him. Maybe a little
more sympathy would be nice. But the truth is, he is, you know, responsible, but he's
fucking scab. But it's also you got it like it is the company. It's the company. It's
the company, but also fuck this guy. For sure. At the end of the day, but we're talking about
a symptom of the disease. Yeah, a symptom of the disease. Absolutely. But when you when
you bring in, when you when there's guys who are equipped to do a job and you replace them
last minute, yeah, with guys who are not equipped to job, no matter what the job is, the job
is not going to get done as well. Yeah, that's just how it works. Yeah. At the police station,
he was questioned by the mayor, the district attorney and the police commissioner. Well,
boy, this is a different time and Batman. After this, you're going to talk to the janitor.
So Bobby the vegetable cut guy. How you doing? I sell a lot of different carrots. I got some
questions for you. What the fuck were you doing? I don't know. I don't want to answer
any more questions. You need some salary? Yes.
Mayor Heinlein went to the wreckage that night and said, quote, I believe this is the result
of employing an inexperienced motorman and the use of all wooden cars. I shall make
an investigation tomorrow and see if the BRT cannot be compelled to stop using green motormen.
People in the city haven't been complaining about the BRT using old wooden cars for a
while. They were considered like, yeah, there will be fire traps also like that. Yeah,
no, it's it's kind of insane. The mayor or yeah, it is insane, right? A fucking wooden
it just doesn't. I didn't. Well, I wasn't thinking wooden till just now, right? You never thought
wooden. No, no, these things are fucking made out of wood. Makes a little more sense with
this catastrophic accident. Yeah, so think about wood in a train accident, the splintering
and the fucking not good. It's just like everybody was in pain. It's like a wrecking
ball hitting a cabin. It's like, it's like, you're, you're not going to fight physics
with wood. You brought wood to a physics fight. Hey, this thing's crashing. Grab onto some
wood. We'll be fine. The mayor ordered a policeman to be placed at every train terminal
and to stop any green motormen at least three months. So that so the the the company wasn't
like let's end the strike. They were like, no, the strike feels like a deal breaker.
Strike went on for two years. Oh my God. Because like that. I think in this day and age one
of maybe one benefit of our time is that that would that would probably change. I don't
think so. God damn it. I'll tell you why at the end. Oh good. A happy ending. Now after
a couple of days, the shot of shock, the city became angry and demanded someone pay for
what had happened. The mayor went after everyone. He accused the public service commission,
who is in charge of oversight of public works like utilities and railroads, of negligence.
He accused them publicly and they responded by releasing letters the mayor had written
when he was a judge asking the BRT for jobs for his friends. Oh boy. Okay, so that's just
a fucking that's incriminating. But it's not it. One doesn't have anything to do with
the other. No, but it's still makes you look bad. Yeah. But at the same time, it doesn't
make no, but it's not good. It's not the same thing. Yeah. Hey, you didn't oversee this.
Really? You asked for jobs. Okay. I don't what people are dead. Okay, job asker. Yeah.
The commission also accused the mayor of failing to act to have the wooden cars replaced with
steel ones, which seems like it's like they're just fucking throwing shit on the wall to
seeing what else because that is that his job? I mean, it might have been. But at the same
time, that's their job. Yeah, I mean, it's very like it is such a mirror to today in
so many ways. But yeah, you like, it's it's that's what you do now. You don't go on the
defensive. You go on the offensive. Yeah, this is a great example of that. And they and and
so and so everyone was blaming the wooden cars for how bad it was. Right. So it worked. Yeah,
right. And the passengers who survived and who'd been in the train said the wooden cars were a
major part of it. Yeah, they were a major part of the negligent man crashing. It worked. No
charges were brought against the Public Service Commission. Charges of criminal negligence were
brought against the president vice president, chief engineer of the BRT and the chief engineer and
superintendent of the Southern division. Edward was also also charges brought against them. But
they really wanted the heads of the BRT. The trial was sensational. Luciano's trial. On the stand,
he said, quote, he was dazed that night and have been dizzy ever since even at home. I don't know
what I am saying sometimes. So he's got a fucking gnarly concussion. Like that's what you hear,
right hockey and football players, right? Yeah, that kind of shit. Also grief does that. So it's
a fucking combo. Right. Double combo. He cried on the stand and said he'd tried to apply two sets
of brakes, but they didn't work. An investigation, however, revealed no mechanical problems. Who
did the investigation? You know, reputable. Yeah, it was reputable. I recall there was
reputable. So there was nothing wrong with it. So he didn't know how to fucking do it. Yeah, but
he's probably just train guy. Yeah, but that's the argument's not going to work as well as I
tried to hit the brakes twice. His attorney asked the jury, they shouldn't have let me be stupid
there. You guys put me in there. I'm dumb. The brakes didn't work. Yeah. His attorney asked the
jury to let him walk and not to quote cast the sins of the company if there are any upon that boy.
And the jury did after five hours, he was acquitted. Okay. For the others, a train being,
for the others on trial, a train being driven at 23 miles per hour was driven with defense
attorneys and transit experts on the curve at 23 miles per hour. It was fine. The engineer said
it would make the turn at 30. No problem. The judge dismissed so they each tried separately.
The judge dismissed the case against William Menden, the chief engineer, quote, I think that no man
reasonably could have expected prior to this accident to exercise the foresight, which would have
resulted in the installation of the time element signal control device in connection with the
track stripper. It's I don't there's a toe there. They're acting like they didn't put
a completely inexperienced. So that is what it is. They're acting like it's all a mechanical
shit. Right. And like they didn't put a fucking crazy Rube in the driver's seat. Right. And that's
yeah. Vice President Jack Dempsey got off when the jury deadlocked five, four and seven against
on and on. One by one, they were found guilty, not guilty by the jury. Even division superintendent
Thomas Blewett was found innocent. I'm just filled with joy. Mr. Blewett. Yeah. Did you see this coming?
Yeah. Do you make a lot of mistakes? Yeah. Yeah. I'm prone to I'm prone to blowing it.
I'm really, every time I get an opportunity, you know, someone looks at me, they're like,
blew it. You blew it blew it. Thomas blew it. What happened? Tom blew it on trial. Please stand up.
Mr. Thomas blew it guilty. Jerry, Jerry, you can't we have to hear the bloot. Say it make
him say his name again. Thomas blew it guilty blew it. I mean, when I was researching this,
I stopped and I walked around the room. Let me ask you this. What happened to Timmy did it?
Is it was he acquitted?
I don't know. What about Frank Shirley culpable? What about Johnny fucked up again? Yeah.
Yeah. Is this really how you say it fucked up again? Yeah, it's well.
Thomas blew it. Mr. Blewett. No, this isn't going to go well. He's like a Mr. Men character. Oh,
fuck. It's the best name ever. He was found for he was found innocent four hour after four hours
of jury deliberation. Blewett believed to be the one who was most at fault as he was the one who
made the decision to put Edward in the driver's seat. So he blew it. Oh, he blew it. He did blow
it. You blew it. Your honor, can I just say I blew it. Welcome back to I blew it.
Blew it. That is like such like a sick like that is like what a sitcom character's name
would be if he was like down on his luck, you know, it would be like on an all new blew it.
Well, I play Tom Blewett, who is a guy who just keeps fumbling his life. You know what I mean?
I play Tom Blewett.
So they're all found innocent. Good. The mayor took a hit in public opinion. Many
believing he had not done enough to stop the strike. The BL the BL this is funny. So I, you
know, I would put him BRT and every single time autocorrected BLT. Well, you want a sandwich?
And it's little head. It's just like this guy loves that sandwich. The BRT took advantage
by making the case that the striking engineers were obviously putting people in danger. Of course.
Quote, the writing public of Brooklyn will view this new phase of the strike with anxiety because
of the results in operating trains with inexperienced men. But sorry, someone else said that. But
that's what the union said. But but so this is what I was saying about what he's right is that
that's not what would happen. It wouldn't end. It wouldn't end a strike. They would what would
happen is the two sides would blame each other that the and the PR machine of America would get
behind the company and they'd be like, or at least the gun on strike. That's why people are dying.
Or at least the media would report the fact that the strike was a bad thing. Like, you know,
like they'd said it. So now we got to talk about it. They would blame the strike instead of the
insane idea that this all happened because they fired guys for wearing. Yeah, right. So basically,
100 people are dead because some guy put on pins, right? Yeah. Yeah. So
negotiations between the union and the BRT went on for years and the strike was ugly.
At one strike demonstration, strikers threw rocks at a train and accidentally killed a 17 year old
passenger, Frederick Friedman, four union members who were Faye, who were then arrested and were
told they were facing the death penalty, pled guilty to manslaughter, and were sentenced to eight
to 20 years. Wow. So how do you set this forward? The guys who threw rocks at a train
got eight to 20 years and the guys responsible for killing 102 people who are part of a large
corporation. What did they get again? Oh, nothing. That's right. There were also many bomb threats
and dynamite was put in a bathroom at the Fulton Street stop. Okay. A cop just happened to walk
into the bathroom and found a lit stick of dynamite. What did this guy eat? Oh, boy. I don't
know what this guy ate, but it ain't agreeing with him. Man, sulfur. No way is Rodney Dangerfield.
Hey, who would have this guy eat? He snuffed it out with his fingers. Oh, man. That is...
He got really burned, too. That is a buff. That's a nice move. The strike was finally resolved
in 1928 when the rail company agreed to the union demands. After all that, they finally were like,
okay, yeah, that's cool. Sorry. But the crash led to many safety improvements. Train companies
decided to look at and improve their safety technology. Train time signals were changed to
ensure trains were going at correct speeds. A dead man switch was created which stopped trains
when the motorman takes his hand or foot off the controls. Okay. He stopped a train in 1927
when a motorman was found unconscious on the floor with a cut over his eye and a fractured skull.
He had no idea what had happened, but it was believed he stuck his head out of the cab to look...
Oh, oh. Imagine having to learn that you did something that stupid. Wait, what is your theory?
Well, Fred, we believe that what happened was you put your head out the train to see what was going
on and hit it very badly, thus causing the memory loss of your stupid decision. Oh, by the way,
my name's not Fred. Yeah. It's Tom. Okay. Tom Blue. No!
Two of the trains have been saved by the dead man switch in 1940 and 2010 when a motorman
died from a heart attack. So it led to tons of... Lots of death. I mean, that's the one thing that
you used to be able to say about this country was that if something really bad happened,
then safety regulations would be put in place. Right. Now they just get reversed.
Mayor Heinlein lost... I think it's going to work out though. Yeah, it's fine.
Mayor Heinlein lost an election in 1925. He has not looked upon historically as a good mayor,
just a puppet of Hearst. The BRT declared bankruptcy two months after the crash.
So they did that. While all that strike was going on, they were doing the fucking reorganization,
refinancing and fucking shit. It was taken out of receivership and renamed the Brooklyn,
Manhattan Transit Corporation, the BMT. The old name... They just want to be BLT so bad.
That... A big reason for that is because the BRT name was associated with death. Right.
Yeah, the ML help. Yeah, they're the AIG of... The city eventually bought the BMT.
Malbone Boulevard also did not survive. It was changed to Empire Boulevard in 1924
and was taken off maps. There's now just one block of Malbone Boulevard left.
Wow. Only subway work trains now ride around Deadman's Curve. Edward Luciano went into real
estate and moved to Long Island. Wow. Quite a little turnaround. Yeah.
Did he use that? Did he use this? And as you can see, they have some tiling here.
Yeah. They have tiles here in the...
Sorry, you... And you could just wash the blood off.
Sorry, wash the blood off the tiles? There's blood on these tiles?
There's wooden floors. Yeah. The bones won't get stuck in there.
Sorry, the bones won't get stuck in the wooden floors.
Anyway, it's about $12,000. If you're interested, I'm gonna go sit in this corner.
Okay. We are very interested, obviously. Yeah. We love everything we've heard.
It's so dark. Again, you're just... You're selling someone who's already in.
You're a very shrewd real estate agent. I hear screams.
Okay. Now, do both bathrooms have valves? Yeah. Okay.
What is where they put the bodies? Okay. We're closed. Let's close it up.
Let's ratchet this one up. Let's sign the deal. I love what I'm hearing.
Honey, you'll love it. It's got bone floors and bloody tiles.
I always think about what the world was like back then because they had no idea what PTSD was.
Oh, God. Everybody else was trained had PTSD. I was talking to someone the other day about
how easy it is to get Adderall, how everyone takes... How prescribing kids Adderall is just
such a normalized thing now. I was like, the truth is they used to cut their brain cords.
I guess we have made a little bit of progress. ADHD used to be diagnosed with,
well, let's just snip your brain in half. It's like, all right, maybe we've had baby steps along
the way. But yeah, no. I mean, it really is. It's like we live and I think it's... The other day,
I saw this article that was like Finland creating emoji street. And I was like,
you know, it'd be just great if that was huge news here that we had Emoji Avenue.
But it really is true that the amount of money you have to make as a corporate
corporation, it's just... It's inhuman. So you can't... It doesn't end well.
It doesn't end well. I mean, I don't know where it ends, but we just can't...
No, it's the definition of unsustainable. Yeah. Well, and this is a...
And that is a good example. This is a good example of a lot of people hate
genes. And I can understand that. Like, genes have... At some points,
fucked up their power, but for the most part, the reason that our middle class
is now 49% of the population is because unions have gone away.
And for the most part, anytime a company is like...
You know, anytime a union is fired up, it's normally for something fairly legitimate.
Companies try to like walk all over the people that work for them.
And when people get together and they strike, you know...
Nobody wants to fucking strike.
And always be on the side of... I mean, you know, go in with the attitude...
Like go in with the innocent until proven guilty attitude of the workers are right
for them probably and then figure it out. Because for the most part,
you know, it's the company that just wants money. You can't feed...
A corporation isn't a human. It just wants money.
And there's no limit to the money. No limit.
And so it leads to... And every quarter you have to grow.
Every quarter you have to grow. So if every quarter you have to grow,
that just will stop at some point. And, you know, and you've...
Yeah, there's no... There's also no long term thinking because of the stock market.
So there's no... It's always a quarter to quarter as opposed to grow this company.
That's why Apple did well under Steve Jobs because he was always looking
down the road and making it a profitable company for many years.
Right. Where most companies, a guy comes in,
gets a huge package and he's just looking to make the quarter good
and he destroys the company in the future.
It's a fucked up system.
You can also, with Apple, what is amazing is how you can tell, like,
they're finally out of, like, Steve Jobs ideas.
Like, they just probably would, like, in the last...
In the last, like, 16 months, they ran out of the job stuff.
They're fucking a traitor.
Now they're just like...
What about a different color?
Yeah. We're making the Apple Apple.
Oh, my God. We are out. We are out of ideas.
Hey, guys. Apple shoes.
Oh, gosh. Apple wife. Apple pillow. Apple pie.
Oh, gosh. Oh, boy.
All right. All right.
Yeah. I'll sign your car.
Okay. He'll sign your car.
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What?
I want to sign your car.
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