The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 259 - Edward Clarke vs Girls
Episode Date: April 20, 2017Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine Edward Hammond Clarke and his fight to keep girls out of schools. SOURCESTOUR DATESREDBUBBLE MERCH...
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You're listening to the dog. This is a bi-weekly American History podcast each
week. I, Dave Anthony. Doctor. What? Keep going I'm ready for the end of your part.
Reads a story from American History to my friend. Gareth Reynolds who has no idea
what the topic is going to be about and I don't. Okay. Nothing about me being a
doctor. You're not a doctor. I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you. Great.
Please call me doctor. I'm not going to. Please call me doctor. No. We're not gonna
do the podcast. Fine. You're not a doctor. Call me doctor Anthony. No. We're not
gonna do the podcast. Is this a drawlip? A doctor dollop? Fine. Doctor Anthony may
we proceed with the procedure. We'll be right back. What? Do you want to look who
to do? I'll do one buck. People say this is funny. Not Gary Gareth. Dave okay. Someone or
something is tickling people. Is it for fun? And this is not gonna come to tickling
people. Okay. You are queen fakie of made-up town. All hail queen shit of Liesville. A
bunch of religious virgins go to mingle. And do what? Pray. Hi Gary. No. Is he done my friend?
No. No. Gareth, is that your name? 1820. 1820? 1820. Okay. Here we are again. Edward Hammond
Clark was born in Norton, Massachusetts. Okay. Edward Norton. Got it. He was the
fourth child of Mary who was an e-gramatur poet and Pitt Clark who had
attended Harvard. Who was a robot. And spent his life as a minister. Okay. So his
dad's name is Pitt Clark. Pitt Clark minister. His dad's a gas station. In 1841
he graduated Edward from Harvard Medical School. Okay. At the age of 21. Okay. Solid.
But was unable to attend the graduation ceremony due to problems with his
digestive system. Oh, he should be able to fix his own body at this point.
Well, he's a Harvard doctor. It sounds like he was some sort of shitting. I mean,
if you have a digestive system problem you can't go somewhere. That means you're
you got a shitting situation, right? You might have a situation. These problems
plagued him for most of his teenage years and through college. Okay. Despite this,
he finished first in his class. Okay. The malignant affection of his in the lower
portion of his intestinal tract would dog him for the rest of his life. Okay,
great. So we've got that to look forward to. Clark trained as a doctor in
Philadelphia and Europe then settled in Boston where he set up a practice
specializing in ear diseases. Okay, man, that's fun. It's probably been huge back
then. Yeah, and it's also got to be fun to get in that game. No, I just want to
look at problems inside of ears. I just want to I want to get in your ear. That
because when you hear stories about like even now when like people will be like
I was deaf and my brother was like deaf in his ear for like a week once and then
he goes to the ear doctor finally and the guy just sucks out a ton of wax and
he's like, how's that? My brother's like, oh yeah. So like 80% of your job is just
being like, yeah, you're just like a pig. You got something stuck in there. Did
you know you had a bug in your ear? Yeah, you know, water actually lodged in your
ear because there's so much wax. So what? Sorry, let me do the procedure. Then I'll
tell you. Hi. Hey, how you doing? Good. You're a pig. What? That'll be $100. He made
a name for himself using the latest medicines and people came from across
the country to be treated by him. So he's fucking hot shit. There's a lot of ear
problems. There's ear problems up the fucking wazoo. Yeah, sure. It's the 1840s.
Up the canal. Yeah. So Clark became well placed in Boston Society, right? So he's a
fancy doctor guy. Sure. And in 1855 was appointed professor of medicine at
Harvard. Okay. Hopefully he had a toilet in his office. Yes. Or just a bucket. But
something was happening. Things aren't good. Something was happening in the world, which was
concerning to Dr. Edward Clark. Oh, boy. The education of girls. Okay, there. What?
And we've got our headline. I think we've got our episode title. The number of
young women going to universities was increasing dramatically. It's crazy. So
that's, you know, that's not that that's happening. But the idea that you're
like, what? How can this be? No. The debate. They don't have penises. The debate of
whether or not women should go to school have been going on for quite some time.
Sure. The woman question, as it is called, started in the later 19th century. It was a
question the role of women in industrialized countries like America. Yeah.
No, no, no. Yeah. Many question whether women had the intellectual capacity for
education. And others argued their bodies couldn't handle the rigors of
intelligent work. Well, here's the thing. Yeah, then let them fail at it. What are you
talking about? What would the? No, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta protect always. Gotta protect
these little birdies. Same shit. Different day. These little. Well, scientists, they're still
some scientists who say that women will completely collapse if they learn fact.
Don't let them in. If you let the women in, they're gonna fall into little piles of bones.
They will explode. We can't have women in piles of bones and skin. I'm preventing women
exploding. Good Lord. Thank me now. Thank you. You're welcome now. In the 1870s, there was
an established consensus in America that boys' education should be extended beyond reading
and writing to math, science, and philosophy to prepare them for the new industrial age.
Sure. With girls, this was still a debate. Right. Yep. Sure thing. They were discouraged
from science and math. Oh, no, no, no. I don't want you knowing how to add numbers. Unless,
of course, we're talking about the numbers that bake delicious cookies. Pies. You're
not a woman till you know how to bake a pie. I don't think you understand. You should
be weighing out flour, okay? They had all they needed, finishing schools that taught
home economics to prepare them for lives as housewives. As housewives. You have no choice.
Your job is to serve your husband. But now, many girls were continuing with schooling
into their teenage years. Bully. Emma. Emma Willard had opened a school for girls in
Troy, New York in 1819. And Catherine Beecher opened a school for girls in Hartford, Connecticut
in 1823. It's spreading. Public schools for girls in Boston and New York were established
in 1826. Oh, no. It was happening, which was very upsetting to men like Clark. By the 1870s,
all hell was breaking loose on the lady front. Women were campaigning for suffrage, working
in factories, medicine, and most frightfully to Clark entering public high schools and
universities. I need to lay down. I'm lightheaded. The world has gone insane. My. Don't you
see that they're going to explode? In 1871, Harriet J. Cook became the first woman college
professor in the United States. Your last name's Cook. Take a lesson from God.
She was appointed a full professor with a salary equal to her male peers. Oh, my God. In 1873,
Ellen Swallow Richards became the first woman to receive a Bachelor of Science from MIT.
Oh, no. Several women's. Her name's Swallow Richards.
Swallow Dicks is her name. Keep them in the kitchen. Good Lord, take a lesson from God.
Several women's colleges opened across the northeastern USA in the 70s, including Smith
Vassar, Bryn Maher, and Wellesley Colleges. By 1870, American women could choose from
239 colleges. Oh, my God.
But only a handful were coeducational. Okay. So it's mostly if you're a lady, go to a lady's
school. It should be. If you have that resistance coming at you, the last thing you're after
is like, you know, let's get some judgmental men over here.
But they wanted, but the education was unequal, right? So boys are getting better education.
So feminists and educational reformers started fighting for coeducation, right? Put them
in the same school in higher education, a better education led to a led to greater demands
for equality. Everything is snowballing. Women were abandoning the finishing schools
in favor of public schools and universities, looking to improve their lot in life for Clark.
This was disturbing and dangerous. And it all started with education.
Oh, boy, in 1872, when he was a professor at the Harvard Medical College at the height
of his profession, Clark was invited to speak at the New England Women's Club, which was
organ an organization of progressive women. Why was he invited to this? I have no idea.
Were they did they not do their I think because he's were their brains to mushy from all the
books. But I think he's I think at this point, he might not have been vocal about it. And
he's just this guy from Harvard Medical School. So they invite him to talk thinking he'll
be enlightened because he's a doctor. Right. Right. What little did they know?
The topic of his speech was appropriate methods for education of girls. Clark told the audience
of forward thinking women that educating girls was dangerous. If a girl between 13 and 17
spent too much time learning, the energy put into developing her brain would hinder the
growth of her ovaries and uterus. I just what is so reminiscent. Honestly, and I won't.
It just sounds like the climate change debate. Okay, well, it's just like the idea that you're
like, when you're like those facts, trying to sound like you know what you're talking
about when you're bullshitting is really hard. Oh, yeah. You know, like the idea that you're
just like, look, no, what'll happen is you look, ladies, listen, you're going to learn
math and then what's going to happen is your wombs are going to dry up and you'll be barren
because your womb bones connected to your brain bone. Right. Okay. He's right. Because
the blood comes up from your the blood that's in your vagina parts comes up up up into your
brain where where the learning's happening. And then the lower parts, they dry up. I'm
going to I'm going to actually take the microphone away from you for a second because I feel
like I was kind of hitting this on the head and you're going heavy on the the blood to
general ratio. No, no, no, I'll fit it. No, what happens is a whole pussies room. Okay,
I cut the mic cut all the mics. All the mics need to be cut the whole thing. Cut them now.
So Clark later wrote that his speech had quote, excited and unexpected amount of discussion
and has emboldened me to think that their publication in a more comprehensive form with added psychological
details and clinical illustrations might contribute something however little to the cause of sound
education. So everyone was pissed. And he's like, this should be a book. Pretty much.
Okay. Look how much it's upset these women. I should write it down. Ladies, be careful.
You don't want to get so upset. Your brains don't work and your wombs explode. Right.
So there's such an amount of discussion that he's going to write it down in 1873. He published
Sex and Education or a Fair Chance for Girls. Oh, that's the best to I'm looking out for
you. Ladies, I am looking out for what's happening with you. We just have a bass sliding girl.
Clark did not your brains too little to learn. You need to stay in the kitchen and bake all
day girl. Clark did not believe he was sexist. This was simply science. Men and women, he
said, we're both able to reach the same intellectual heights. They could both learn languages, medicine,
philosophy, literature and any other topic to the same level. Quote, man is not superior
to women nor woman to man. Okay. Now, he has but but he has to say this because the times
have changed. And it is now in the 1870s been proven that women can learn medicine, philosophy.
They can. So but so now the older argument that women that they're that they're they
can't handle intellectually. Right. That's gone because of because of women doing it.
So but then so what is his argument that has now morphed into here we go. Okay. Men and
women's physiologies were different in particular. Clark was concerned about the organization
of men and women. When he says organization, he is referring to their reproductive organs.
He is sticking with the vaginal way. A woman's organization quote limits her power. By the
way, it I mean, I have to refer to it as an organization for a while. Ma'am, I'm looking
to get inside your organization. I'd love to be a part of the team, ma'am. What the hell
is this? I'm asking to bang you. Look at my resume. It's pretty clear. A woman's organization
limits her organization. A woman's organization limits her power and reveals her divinely
appointed tasks. Just as man's organization limits his power and reveals his work in the
development of the organization is to be found the way of strength and power for both sexes
limitation or development leads to both to weaken and failure. With women being treated
the same as men, it was damaging their organs, their organizations. Yes. Clark said there
should be a quote feminine training arranged to develop a feminine organization. What does
he have an argument or is he just like stammering? He's trying to say that men and women are
different and their womb area, their sweet ovaries and such are harmed by unless they
take care of them. Unless they take care of them. Unless they take care of what? Their
organization. What does that mean? Unless they're douching or masturbating? Let's just
hear the man out. I'm trying to hear the man out. But so then what is he saying that it
says to a man? What happens to a man's penis? It becomes harder. A smarter cock. He used
a metaphor to illustrate. Okay, quote. The lily is not inferior to- I got to go. Right
now. The lily is not inferior to the rose nor the oak superior to the clover. Yet the
glory of the lily is one and the glory of the oak is another and the use of the oak is
not the use of the clover. That is poor horticulture, which would train them all alike. So you don't
treat the clover like the oak or the lily like the oak. They're different. He's literally
using flowers and wood. You treat a tree differently than a lily. Don't you, sir? Yeah. Do you,
sir? Yes, you do. Thank you. We are adjourned. I don't think this is a court. Though women
could learn as well as men, they shouldn't because it would harm their organs. This
is- but okay. But there's literally no medical connection to what he's saying. Hold on. You
don't know that. He's a doctor. He's not a doctor. Quote. It is not true that she can
do all this and retain uninjured health and a future secure from disease, hysteria and
other derangements of the nervous system. You push you, you work, girl. Pick. If she
follows the same methods that boys are trained in, he saw this as a problem for the future
of America. This is an astounding level of bullshit. According to Clark, women in the
1870s in America were a disaster. Their situation was dire. They were diseased and these diseases
were all related to their menstrual cycles. Wow. This, I mean, what? He makes a point
of listing these diseases throughout- You notice that week when they get it, they become
real bitchy. Thank you. Well, my theory- He makes a point listing these diseases throughout
his book. Almost all are normal functions of the female body. Yeah, what? Lusoria, which
is a discharge. Moria, when a woman misses- So far, they just sound like opera songs.
When a woman misses three periods in a row. Dysmoria, pain during menstruation, chronic
or acute ovaritis, inflamed ovaries. So he lists all these things that- And that's connected
to learning. Right. Right. And of course, there is hysteria, which was a common diagnosis
of women at the time that is total bullshit. Yeah. Why would they be in a hysterical mood
in this time? Women considered to have had a wide array of symptoms, including faintness,
nervousness, sexual desire, insomnia. Sexual desire. I would like to get fucked. You're
crazy. Sexual desire. But that is so, like, that is still true in some morphed version
of course. Like, acceptable for a man to be sexual and like- It's not okay, honey. You're
just, you know. Yeah. Also, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in the abdomen, shortness
of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and a tendency to cause trouble.
There is also a prolapsus uteri. Whoa. When weakened or damaged muscles and ligaments
allow the uterus to slip into the vagina. Right. When the uterus moves in. Yeah. Yeah.
The uterus moves into the vagina. Right. We're roommates. Hey, buddy. I'm going to put a
poster on the wall. Neuralgia? But those are all, like, those are things that happen. Yeah.
It's just that he is connecting that to learning. Yep. Okay. Neuralgia, which we now recognize
as a symptom of a few diseases, stabbing, burning, and often severe pain that occurs
from a damaged nerve. So he lists all these things and says. They come from books. According
to Clark, these afflictions tortured women and will result not just of education but
also of food, clothing, and exercise. Okay. Quote, we live in a zone of perpetual pie
and doughnut. Well, I would love to take them to today. Who doesn't want to live in that
zone? Yeah, that is quite a zone. I'm living in the zone of perpetual pie and doughnut.
Has he just been hanging out in a bakery? Like, look at them. All they do is eat pastry.
Much also may be credited to artificial deformities strapped to the spine or piled on the head
much to corsets and skirts. So he's blaming the way they dress, which is. Which is surely
a product of how men view and treat them to. Of course. This guy's. He's doing a good
job of walking away from the scene of the crime. Oh, no, come back. Food and fashion
were more indirectly to blame. The real cause came from, quote, the neglect of the peculiarities
of a woman's organization. So they're neglecting their lady area. And because of that, they're
getting super sick with all these different problems. Okay, you can't neglect it. You
have to take care of it. Sure. He believed by going to school, girls couldn't look after
their periods. Oh my God, his theory is that they're too busy to deal with being a woman.
Well, he's basically saying that if a woman has a period, she got to shut everything
else down and just focus. Restart yourself. Hit the reset button. So a woman is.
Clark pointed out that a wealthy European woman who visited America commented that American
women were a feeble race and that she, quote, never saw before so many pretty girls together.
They all looked sick. What is she? Who is the this translation is off? This is an angry
angry German woman. No, they look, I've never seen so many pretty women before. And also,
you know, it's gross. That's what she's saying. So have I been clear?
Clark had studied in Europe and wrote that he was quote, always surprised by the red
blood that fills and colors the faces of ladies and peasant girls. He is really walking a dangerous
line here with the amount of like insinuation. That's he's just at the start of these sentences
are like, dude, I know where you're headed. Don't do it. He does it. But I am always equally
surprised on my return by the crowds of pale, bloodless female faces that suggest consumption.
Scrophila, which is a swelling of lip nouns in the neck, anemia and neuralgia. To a large
extent, our present system of educating girls is the cause of this power and weakness.
The period was a wonderful thing, and it needed attention. What he what is he is really going
for? He's flying into the heart of this storm. Unfortunately, in America, the period was
being neglected due to school. That is crazy. Quote, I was so busy reading, I just realized
that had my period. It's all over the couch. But I'm going to be fine. I forgot all the
facts to quote this neglect of herself and girlhood when her organization is ductile
and impressible breeds the germs of diseases that later in life yield torturing or fatal
maladies. You know, the only time that men give a crap about a vagina is when they're
legislating it. That's true. They care about it when they're fucking it. True. Outside
of that, the only thing they care like they we still have they still are like demanding
control over. Yeah, over genitals. So girls neglect and shame of their cycles in favor
of study had led to disease making their them weaker. The end game was that the American
middle class would fail to reproduce and would soon be outnumbered by uneducated immigrants.
So that took a jump. Yeah. This whole thing's a jump. These are just like insane jumps.
Boston at this time had very quickly had a very quick growing Irish population and that
caused widespread alarm. Clark believed that within a couple of generations, Americans
would have to import women who could have children. My God, he's talking about bank
rates. All right, gentlemen, gather on. We got a fresh bunch of bank rates. Head on down
to the docks. There's some coming in to fuck and make babies with away from me. Don't let
me read a word. I can't read a word or I'll be barren. He's saying that in in like a couple
generations, Americans will be like children of men where no one can have babies. So you
have to import baby making ladies. Right. So everybody wins. Yeah. So the way to fix
it was to separate education and menstruation. Particularly when menstruation began. That
was the quote critical voyage time of their life. This voyage coincided with a considerable
portion of a girl's educational life. So there was a demand for special training for girls
which didn't let them neglect their organizations. So he's saying basically going to school,
you need to stay home because yeah, he's saying that that because at the time when you're
getting the most education right at that age period, you need you're on your voyage. You're
on your maiden voyage, whatever you call it, that that at that time is the most important
time for you to not be getting an education. You should be staying home and the science
speaks for itself. And and sorry, girls, just shit timing, I guess, dealing with your period.
Yeah, sorry, your college years are going to be spent at home making sure you don't
read anything because of your vagina. According to Clark, the girls quote marvelous apparatus.
Yeah, there's some. There's something now. Well, there it's such a little wrong now.
Well, it's very he's in love with the bride of Frankenstein. He's in love with the monster
he's created. Well, he because he's so it's like he it's like he's mad. So he's mad at
women, right? Right. So he's like buttering up there. Easy. But you know what I mean?
Like he's he's painting a beautiful picture of their experience in bodies. He like he's
lying through his ass. So he's like most good propaganda. He's blowing smoke up the vagina.
He's he right now is vagina smoke blowing. I thought it was my ass. No, no, no, not my
precious. Look at your delightful organization. Marvel. The girls quote marvelous apparatus
was extraordinary and acquired much energy. The male did not have to deal with anything
like a period. So he wasn't affected. So I mean, you have to admit as far as like, you
know, being a man that you probably are just as distracted as to what you do when you just
get a random erection and you're like, oh, boy. But you know, at the end of the day,
this is a guy saying, if you get a period, please don't come near me. That's what this
guy is or or any educational facility. Right. Girls had to be attentive to their menstruation
in order to develop a habit so that it was regular and healthy. Well, what is he talking
about? I don't know, but they have to be attentive to it. You have to you have to stare. That's
a full time job. I'm talking about a flora mirrors, girls. We need to know every cranny.
Education just distracted them from their ovaries. According to Clark science, as he called
it science, he called it science. Of course he did. The body could only concentrate on
one thing at a time. One and can work a day.
Had a vagina had a giant. So this is the central logic to his whole idea, quote. I can't wait.
The system never does two things at once. Who is this man? No, wait, sorry, the system
never does two things at the same time. One cannot meditate a poem and drive a saw simultaneously
without dividing his force. So the lady's brain is a poem and her menstrual cycle is
a buzz saw. I was disagreeing with him, but I did try to meditate and saw at the same
time. And I have to say, wait, it works perfectly. Oh, my thumb. You could completely meditate
and saw at the same time. Well, no, even then that it's just there are things you can do
at the same time, but sign can be very meditative. If you do it, you can whistle and kick a ball.
Well, I can't have tried. My ankle brain work and a stomach work interfere with each other
if attempted together. It's medically speaking. They have an office in your chest and only
one could sign up for it. The digestion of a dinner calls forced to the stomach and temporarily
slows the brain. The experiment of trying to digest a hearty supper and to sleep during
the process has sometimes cost the carelessness experiment or hurt his life. Now, let's hold
on a second. And remember, this guy has fucking shitting problems or whatever he has up the
wazoo. He's got a horrible digestive disorder. So he's fucking talking about himself. Yeah,
like when he eats, everything gets fucked up and he probably has to go and fucking
crawl into a hole. He basically saying there that if you eat and go to sleep, you could
die. Yeah. I mean, think of what the world we live in now. I mean, that could not be
more disproved. I would say 80% of naps are motivated by food. People who eat so much
that they're like, I'm pooped. I got a quote. If the schoolmaster overworks the brains of
his pupils, he diverts force to the brain that is needed elsewhere. The results are
monstrous brains and puny bodies. What? Giant, giant brains and little tiny, tiny bodies
just like walking around with some sort of pulsing brain. Well, if you if your brain
is overworked and brains are often overwork, it sucks all the blood from your body. Oh,
for sure. Body gets teeny tiny. No, no, no, your body is essentially a water balloon and
knowledge is the water pick. In educating our girls, the attempt to hide or overcome
nature by training them as boys has almost extinguished them as girls. But you're not
I mean, they're almost training them as boys. Yeah, that's just he again, is drawing an
amazing connection between learning and being male and women are now trying to get it on
the activity of learning. And compared to boys, girls quote, ripe and much quicker.
So he is a pervert. Look at the boys, they're like vines and the women are supple grapes
dripping off of them. Oh, to watch those sweet grapes. So he thinks that cells die in a replaced
by better cells as children grow up. Sure. And playing and studying causes cells to regenerate.
Absolutely. All sides. Yep. So the formative age between 14 to 18. So so the girls needed
double the amount of cell renewal than boys. Because during that period where they're all
this like they're getting boobs and sure they're right. That's the double cell. Yeah. Education
of girls must therefore leave girls some time to concentrate on their bodies. Wow. We got
to think they sit around and think about their breasts. Manifest your breasts. Man of breasting.
Now for the main evidence in his book, Clark used seven women he had seen as patients.
Okay. He called them Miss A, B, C, D, E, F and G. Well, if those seven women walk in,
you got to go with them. I mean, they're alphabetized already. Miss A studied too hard. Ignoring
her periods. Foolish woman and ended up needing a holiday to the Alps. I bled
so much I need to go skiing. You almost bled out. After which her quote blood was saved
and her color returned. But after that, she went back to school, which meant that the
evil of her education made her body suffer for the rest of her life. So now we're hearing
evil, fun escalation. Miss B and Miss C had not studied and didn't really support his
theory, but they had both worked and exerted themselves, which led them to ignoring their
periods and their bodies breaking down. Miss C had turned down a suggestion that she rest
and stop seeing him and he assumed she had died. Well, that's quite an assumption. Miss
C is dead. She just thought he was crazy. Yeah. And stopped coming and he was like,
that one died. That one is no more for me. She's dead. She's absolutely dead. Miss D
fainted when exercising and then her period stopped. Okay. Look, I mean, no question so
far is the reality of these situations. She became hysterical and he concluded that she
quote would never become physically what she could have been had her education been physiology,
physiologically guided. Sure. She had gone to school for four years rather than tending
her period. Well, again, she may tend your period. She made the choice. Miss E learned
languages, philosophy, mathematics and natural sciences. Oh, God, I hope she's ready for
reverse. You have a reverse period. Then at 21, menstrual function showed signs of failure
and quote soon after this function ceased altogether. And up to this present writing,
a period of six or eight years, it shows no more signs of activity than an amputated arm.
Graphic she became hysterical and he had to put her in an asylum. Yeah. That's right.
So she she said four subjects and then all of her vagina went bad. Yeah. So she had to
go live in a padded room. Miss G maxi pad. Miss G died from overwork because she worked
and couldn't care for her lady part. No more questions. Another vaginal related death.
Clark wrote that while not every female who graduated became permanently disabled, enough
had been to cause alarm. Absolutely. Quote. Today, the American woman is to speak plainly
physically unfit for her duties as a woman and is perhaps unfit to be a woman. Yes,
but she's been the one thing you're insisting she maintain is the woman that you see as
the societal norm and they can't even get that right.
Physically unfit for duties as a woman and is perhaps of all civilized females, the least
qualified to undertake those way to your tasks, which tax so heavily the nervous system of
a man. She is not fairly up to what nature asks from her as a wife and a mother. That
that is even more insulting than the bullshit from before. Yeah. Because now it's no longer
look, if you learn, it'll get in the way of being a woman. Now it's you're not even
doing you're not even being a woman. Now you're not even a woman. You're not even booking
the part of woman women. The second half of his book had the solution to this period problem.
The exclamation point. The main problem was coeducation. Uh huh. Girl school vaginas are
being around the penises and trying to become them. It's like a frog. If there's a bunch
of male frogs, one will turn into a woman. All right. Class next lesson. Uh, so the problem
is that they're hanging out there. Okay. Girl schools had, uh, had modeled themselves on
boy schools for Clark. There was quote a danger that such exercises that she may work her
brain over mathematics botany chemistry on every day of the month and so safely divert
blood from the reproductive apparatus to the head. The, the, the actual theory genuinely
is if you're using your brain too much, it's going to take your period. Right. Got it.
Just wanted to buy and the parts don't work if you're, if you're right because your brain
is now working. It's sucking up the blood from your, it's like a drought. Yeah. Yeah.
Um, your body is the trans Pacific pipeline. Yes. So, identical ed education of the two
sexes is a crime before God and humanity. So that's a heavy boy. Boys and girls in the
same classroom would ignite their sexual energy, which would be wasted in the tasks of study
and girls would burn out quicker. Is this guy married? He is married. Yeah. I looked
that up because I was like, this guy can't be married. This does sound just like a guy
who's like, if I can't have it, no one shall. The vast resources of reproductive of the
reproductive system would be turned into the region of brain activity resulting in disease
and degeneration. Co-education was making boys and a half girls and girls and a half
boys. Oh boy. Yes. Hey, hello. But even with all this obvious scientific evidence, Clark
said that only a few college graduates had come to him from help for help. Okay. And
even then two or three years after graduation, still he felt in two or three generations
of educated women, we'd see the effects on the human race. He proposed always the way
too. So he proposed a few years and he proposed that the girls not study as many hours of
the day as boys. Sure. No more than four. Right. While boys could go for six or more.
Absolutely. Girls needed the extra hours to construct their reproductive apparatus. Yes.
Stay at home. Just don't think regenerating. Also, every fourth week, there should be a
remission and sometimes an intermission of both study and exercise. Absolutely. Yeah.
Take the week off. This don't do anything on that week. This is a physiological one
week a month for the rest of your life. Be totally inactive. Deal. This was a physiological
necessity so that nature could accomplish her periodic task. Even nature's got a period.
American girls were fragile compared with sturdy German Frolans and robust English
damsels. Sure. Clark praised the fact that schoolgirls never ride bicycles in Germany,
or are they ever invited to parties? What is that? What are those? That's new. That's
new nose. Those are new nose. They can't ride bikes. Well, bikes were a sign of independence.
It will be a barricade to your organization. Your brain will pop. They rightly leave school
at the age of 15 or 16 when their epic of rapid sexual development arrives. They are
encouraged to play in the fresh air and get plenty of sleep, not hunch under gas lamps
studying into the late hours like American girls. Move to Germany. Go there. Clark ended
his book with a story of a woman he once saw in Germany, who was tied to a yoke and pulling
a cart alongside a donkey while a man drove them with a whip. I'm going to need you to
play that back. What's a yoke? That's the thing that goes around. Okay, so he saw someone
in a neck leash. Yeah. Basically pulling a cart while a man was whipping her. Yeah,
but there's also a donkey. And there's a donkey and a woman are pulling a cart and a guy's
whipping them. Yeah. And the moral is no one looked at it as strange noting that the donkey
appeared to be the most intelligent and refined of the three. Clark saw this as evidence of
the monstrous physical development and a boarded brain development. To him, an American girl
yoked with a dictionary and laboring with her period is an ex exhibition of monstrous
brain develop and a boarded over development. So he's he is saying what he's saying that
a woman with an education, he is saying I saw a woman in Germany getting whipped and
pulling a cart. And he's saying that a woman with an education is no different than a woman
pulling a cart with a donkey. It's the same thing you see. Yeah, you know, I'm not seeing
because they're periods. Right. That seems to be the theory. If they don't use their
brain, then then nature washes their parts with blood. But if they do use their brain,
what about the female donkey? What happens when they're pulling a cart? Are they baron?
We're not doing zoology today. Okay, good. When a fair chance for girls was published.
That's the name. Right. I forgot. Administrators and faculty who were opposed to educating
women pointed to it as proof of their views. So some guy wrote down his bullshit and now
we have a Bible. They could now say it was clearly about the safety of women, right?
Why they shouldn't be educated. Yes. And the problem here as well is that, of course, women
want to get educations. Their brains are little. They don't understand the consequence of what
they want. It's for their own good. You need to stop them from getting an education, especially
math. Thank you. Parents became worried. What would happen to their daughters if they sent
them to get some learning? I don't want you learning while your vagina's forming. Told
you that before, hon. God love you. This shifted the debate as mons were now acting like this
was science and women were forced to argue against pure insanity. Mary Putnam Jacoby,
the first female member of the Academy of Medicine and a founder of the Women's Medical
Association of New York, decided to go all science on his ass. Well, I hope she's ready
for menopause. She published a 232 page paper filled with hard numbers and charts that analyzed
monthly pain, psycholength, daily exercise and education along with physiological indicators
like pulse, rectal temperature and ounces of urine. Well, I mean, that's I feel sorry
for the girls that had to take part of that study. You have no fever. Piss. Jacoby had
test subjects undergo muscle strength tests before, during and after menstruation. Her
scientific method supported her scientific method method supported article read, there
is nothing in the nature of menstruation to imply the necessity or even desirability
of rest. So, so what's happening now is he's shifted the debate to a point where women,
the exceptional women of the time, this, you know, doctor who's clearly very successful
now has to waste her fucking time proving that the period doesn't fuck you up. Yeah.
Right. Well, but again, the damage that must have wrought onto her organization. True.
Combing for all those facts. In 1874, I studied so hard, I have a penis. In 1874, Julia Ward
Howe wrote Sex and Education, a reply to Dr. E. H. Clark's Sex and Education. It had chapters
written by a number of educated women and men who believed women should get an education.
Here's the introduction to the book quote. Dr. Clark's discord exists not in nature,
but in his own thought. Most of us feel compelled to characterize this book in one aspect as
an intrusion into the sacred domain of womanly privacy. No woman could publish facts and
speculations concerning the special physical economy of the other sex without incurring
the gravest rebuke for insolence and immodesty. No man could endure the thought of having
the physical functions peculiar to a sex so unveiled before the common side of society,
so suggested to and imposed upon its common talk. Truth. 100%. Still probably. Yeah.
To this day. Despite Dr. Clark's prominent position in this community, we do not feel
compelled to regard him as the supreme authority on the subjects of which he treats. So fuck
off, douchebag. Yeah. But it means that's just like, like there was, remember Terry
Shiloh? Yeah. Like I remember when you were watching like doctors slash senators tell you
what it was going on with her case after watching a video. Yeah. You know, it's like you just,
you can't, you need facts. Right. They're important. Yeah, they are. You can't make
up facts. You can't make up your own science. And especially what an amazing undercutting
you're doing of the other, you're doing of the other side's argument when you're basically
saying the more they learn, the worse they get.
Dr. Howe, Howe attacked his so called scientific methods. I've been pretty careful. I've been
a pretty careful reader of books on natural history for all my life. And I cannot help
thinking that contemporary science offers a standard whose demands are hardly met by
the book to take seven cases out of a physician's notebook and then assure us that there are
a good many more is not enough. And strange to say, one of these is the case of an actress
and another of a clerk leaving only five educated educational instances at all. And she's, you
know, obviously they've done sounds like she's pretty educated. Yeah. But Clark was encouraged
by the reception of his book about how women should not go to school when they were having
their periods. It became a best sell. Of course it did. He was invited to speak at the National
Education Association in 1874. Sure. Why not? I've come up with some fucking nonsense. Yay.
And he wrote a second book. This one was called The Building of the Brain, which was prefaced
with praise for his first book. Smart. That's always a good opening. Quote, unless men and
women have both, unless men and women both have normally developed brains, the nation
will go down as good a brain is needed to govern a household as to command a ship. Okay. He
re argues the point he made in his first book using as evidence a letter from a man saying
his daughter died from the quote, evil results of inappropriate methods of female education.
It's not hard to get one person to write you a letter. So now what's probably happening
is every time a young woman gets sick, who's going to school, are already viewing it through
the prison. They're like, I told you, she shouldn't be reading books. That's the problem. That's
I mean, and also it's terrible to think that you like lose a kid and you're like blaming
it on this fake culprit. There is a clear thread throughout the book that the American
race was devolving due to the influence of immigrant blood. Well, there you go. I mean,
it's just aligned with the same bullshit that it's always aligned with. Yeah, it's always.
I mean, again, it's it's the whites. Don't the whites, they're the white guys aren't
there. Look, they just think crazy shit because they're they want to believe the shit.
George Clark died on November 20, 1877, age 57, as a result of issues from his lifelong
digestive problems. His menstruation. Right. His. Yeah, the thing that he would he the
thing that he was mad at himself about that he spewed on everybody else. Uncle Flo. Uncle
Flo, a man who spent years explaining how women would fall apart if they were educated
died from his rotting shit system. The pressure for coeducation at Harvard continued to pick
up tennis. That's way good for your thank you. The pressure for coeducation at Harvard
continued to grow in 1879. A women's college was established on the grounds that paid for
professors to repeat their lectures to lecture halls of young women. Wow. So there we go.
It's cool, though. That's like a set. That's like two shows in a night. I punched it up.
You guys are going to be tighter and better. But Clark's work lived on and women had to
continue to fight against his ridiculous and bullshit scientific claims. Seventeen editions
of the shit book would go on to be published. The American Association of University Women
was founded in 1881 and spent decades funding research to debunk Clark's theories. There
you go. Decades. They pointed out his faulty methodology and lack of statistics. Yeah.
And just lack of anything. But oh, here's a thing. Well, you know, the other thing too
is when you create an alternate universe where an argument like that has to be disproven,
you've already won your battle because you've already created the waste and the distraction.
And now the future, people can always say, well, look, I mean, people have been arguing
about whether that's right or wrong for a long time. You're like, no, one lunatic wrote
a book. Right. It's climate change. Yeah. They presented tons of evidence against his
theories. Case studies, letters from authorities, data on the health, career patterns, marriage
rates and fertility of women who attended college. They argue that coeducational promoted
coeducation promoted healthy, realistic relationships between men and women with less expensive and
more practical than separate education and had proven to be effective and beneficial.
So right. So they're now they're now forced to argue on another field of play because
this fucking dipshit wrote a book. So they're spending all of the time that let's face it
they're educated women. They could be doing things that actually fucking mattered. Yeah,
making pies, making pie, cleaning things. It didn't matter. Clark's theories continued
to be used in the decades that followed, not only by opponents of coeducation, but also
by opponents of women's roles and others, other areas. Female educational institutions
were forced to develop many different strict strategies like limiting the number of courses
a woman student could take to prevent ill health. Colleges instituted programs of medical
surveillance and health monitoring of their female students. So crazy to think that you
have to go get tested for learning. Oh, Jesus. Female physicians were brought in to oversee
exercise and collect health data, including menstrual cycle record keeping. Women were
basically get on the treadmill Sally. Is she having her? No, we're okay. Women were basically
forced to through science prove the total bullshit theory of a moron was a bullshit
theory and this went on for decades. Harvard finally began admitting women during World
War two. Sure. According to 2016 statistics, women made up 50% of college students in America
and for the first time ever, 51% of law students in the United States were women. The entering
class of 2016 at Harvard Medical School comprised of 51% women. So reading is the tampon for
your brain. It's I mean, there's the science part, right? There's the science part, which
is just totally some like you can have all this fucking evidence and all this shit and
then some fucking loony asshole makes a point that people want to believe. So their life
doesn't change. So their daughter doesn't go to college. So their wife doesn't get a
fucking education so they can keep them chained to the slow stove stove and then ever asked
to fight against this fucking moron who has said the shit for decades. Yeah, fucking decades.
It's the same thing that's going on with climate change. The science is established and the
the fucking companies making all the money off of oil don't want that to be a thing.
So they just say and they've and they've hired scientists to come work for them and give
facts that behooved their industry. Yeah. And then they're able to say, well, you know,
I mean, there's I read this report the other day that was saying and you're like, no, but
it was written by this douchebag that you pay and you go, hey, look, all I'm saying
is there's still some discrepancy. We're not sure who's right and who's wrong in this
one. The jury's still out. And then instead of and then you get to waste time and then
right. And that's the exact same thing is instead of instead of dealing with the actual
issue, then you just spend all your time talking to these people about something that is already
established, which is the same thing this is. Yeah, there's fucking there's nothing.
Well, I mean, we've clearly proved I mean, we've clearly proved disproven this theory.
I mean, what? That that women are if they're to be educated, they are unblooded husks.
But could you imagine like being like against the education of women and then coming up
with such an insane idea and writing it down? Well, you know, the truth is that it comes
it always comes from total insecurity of people getting a slice of what you have. So no matter
whether it's conscious or unconscious, it's still that still all comes from a place of
a white guy being like, we we run everything, you know, out of fear of what happens with
the other. But a white guy whose body is fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Well, look, hypocrisy is always
a big player. I mean, it's it's always it's always the like super anti gay Christian senator,
who's the one who's ragged on it for years and is then eventually the one who's like,
I mean, they were just 15. I like boys. What can I say? White stance. He gave me back grabs
big deal. Back grabs. Well, I think we've proven again, David, that white man are the
best understanding eludes us. Yeah, continually. We sign peer uneducated women organizations.
We sell well, I don't know if we want to get the line a little long. I'm sorry, I'm just
losing if you can find the pen. All right, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.