The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 29 - The Past Times with Billy Wayne Davis

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Billy Wayne Davis. Watch his special Testify.  New episodes of The Past Times will be right here every Thursday. Redbubble Merch

Alright everybody, welcome to the Pastimes Podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Billy Wayne Davis. And then this is our second recording and last time I'll say my line again. Hi Billy Wayne. Hey say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I. I just, the second time through, I thought it would have a little more fire. You know what I mean? A little bit more pizzazz to it.

No, I can't. Close out the zoom. Let's do it through. Care. He's right. He's right. Dave, before you derail the beginning, why don't we let everyone know that if they want

to go see Billy Wayne on tour or check out especially, you can go to bwdtour.combwdtor.com That's right. He's very funny. You should go see him do the stand-ups. He's really anti-woke. That's you, right? Your anti-woke.

You do a lot of... You're centering me as I speak right now. Yeah, you. That's what I like about you. You create the attack on just to his nickname is, I don't know if you've ever heard, but he's the only guy who has a nickname, but he's the Pitbull comedy.

Mm-hmm. The only one. The only one. Yeah, we're gonna, and I'll give you movies, Casino, and, and, you know, Colorado. Hahaha.

Hahaha. Okay, well Billy, the idea here is we're just going to go through a random ass newspaper. We don't know when from normally they're pretty bad shit. I'm going to guess a year and you're welcome to do the same. I feel like I feel like we'll do early 1900s this one. So I'm gonna guess 1903. Oh, I do want to I'll do want to say full disclosure. I wrote for my town's newspaper in high school. I didn't know that I was I thought I was riding for my high school paper. And then they were like, hey, we're gonna put this in the paper And I remember I think it likes it. This is it This does not you're like I don't know that a good

Periodic This is not this is not a good sign for the town paper According on the gun under the chairs pressed with the media as I get older this is And then now you do the same for CNN, there's still repurposing some of your high school articles on Don Lemon. I was that was in the communications department. I had some friends in the broadcast and they were training to be brought like news anchors. And I was like, what journalism class do you guys have? And they're like, what? And I was like, this isn't good.

They're actors. That's I went to school with a lot of people who are doing that too. And they were like, they were just actors. That was the whole thing was like, did they have good hair? Were they good looking? And could they read it to the right? They were reading, like they were playing main journalism and I was like, I don't,

you work for the news. That's what's like. You're saying that you want to do, okay, not great. Well, actually, I don't think you're allowed to do this podcast after finding that You're an insider. I yeah, I have I have journalism So you well, why don't you guess a year and we go pretty far back yeah, so I want to say oh Man, there's something fun years. There's a lot of years.

There's a lot of years. And there's so much good stuff. Mostly good stuff. You could have picked an exact date in here if you want. 19. 1918. Oh, he's close. Oh, really?

1923. Oh wow very close Hey, thanks for roaring 20s everyone's is good mood the whole Nothing ever is things are good Nothing to see here gang and joy it forever One there's nothing happening anymore. We got it's over That's a good they listen anymore. We got it's over. Yeah. It's are done. They listen. So it is December 16th, 1923. It's a Sunday

edition of the Boston Globe. Oh wow. A lot of times this is when they're allowed to be racist. I can't wait. There's a couple as opposed to Boston now. They there are a lot of times they're like the like the Sunday B times of Albuquerque. So this is like an actual paper. I mean, usually the papers are only eight pages, but this one's like 120 or something like that. Okay, so this is going to be about a seven hour. Seven

and a half hours. Well, that's just a lot of death on the front page three killed on grade crossing driver ignores warning at Wingshinden Well, he's trying to read Wingshinden He's reading the story. It's very close to listen. I didn't know what that's I was trying to read that word It's close to windshield to which is probably where Sedan shattered by Boston bound train, eight die elsewhere. So just, I guess, eight people died, completely separate from this,

but they're like, also other people died. I like that. Yeah, I like that they're kind of treating them like birthdays up top. They're just like, let's just hit all the deaths real quick. This one was crazy, some other people died, but this one was like, whoa, you know. This is the top, this is the best kill.

So, best kill. So, a kill, a tillo bassinanto of 192 Glen Allen street. So they always put the people's address in, where you lived is always part of the story. It's important to know. I wish they did that now. That would be really helpful to a lot of people. They would love that. For sure.

For sure. Yeah, this is before doxing. That's right. His young wife Anita and his 22 year old sister, Sietta, who lives at one five to Glen Owens, so she lives right down the street. Jesus, enough with these. It doesn't matter anymore though, because she's dead.

Yeah, I guess that does. They're like, hey, there's a. I'm still going to swim. and if you guys name it. It's a great way to find a room if you're lodging. They're all dead as a result of an accident at the new Boston grade crossing on the mainline of the Fitchberg division of the Boston and Main Railroad. The stand in which they were driving was struck by a Boston bound train and shattered into fragments. Well, that's not really bad.

Fragments is not something you want to hear about a car. I am a group of humans. That's not. No, car and people piece. It's it. In spite of warnings, Balessanto, who was driving the car, forged ahead, passing another machine, oh, this is something that I realized at this time they keep calling cars machines. Right, that's very common. No, that's fair. Yeah. Um, which had stopped to await the passing train and landed on the railroad tracks just

in time to be crushed by the locomotive. It's it's got a really kind of like gosh it really worked out spin to the fact that it was torn into fragments by the train like just in time they got their just in time to explode right on top. Well there is a tone of like, this is what they like jumped ahead of somebody and listen what it got him just. Yeah, there's a tone of that in the article where I think it's like, hey, someone was already been like, cool it. It's chain shaming. Yeah, it is chain shaming. Both Balasando and his wife were killed instantly while the sister was injured so badly that she died on her way to the hospital. The five month old baby of the Balasados, which was also in the car, escaped injury.

What? What? Magic baby. This is fucking Superman. This is... No emotional tolil. No. No emotional injury to that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, very dark it's still pretty dark but it's nice to hear that one yeah human grew up with a completely traumatic childhood after this or or the five months old they could just give it to someone else and they never told the kid. I think that's the move. That's it. I would you treat it like a bouquet at a wedding. It's like whoever caught it they just read like all right okay see you later. I'm the next daddy. Watson. Your name's Tony now, kid. Watson held for harding threat. Biddleford, me, man faces United States court.

I can't even. You're gonna lose every time it says you, you versus United States court, that means, oh, I'm good, let's say, oh, I'm playing the Harlem Globetrotters, son of a bitch. Yeah. This is Portland, Maine. James Watson of bidford was held in $1,000 for his appearance later when a rain before

Judge Hale today on charred. And a rain before Judge Hale. A rain. I know, but it still sort of sounds a bit forecasting to me. Let's have some fun guys. I'm not going to have to do it. Not you will not be. You're not my counselor.

Once I get, once I approach the bench, I'm going to hit him with the old, hey, I can't believe we're a rain in this guy. Well, I'm in front of some hail. What's the five day? And my my lawyers charmed out me more time yeah sorry about that this guy I guess he's heard a lot of the rain hail stuff before they're gonna let me go and my lawyer can't tell yeah yeah judge hail really snowed us oh let me approach one more time no No, yeah, I got this

He was there in today on a charge of mailing a letter threatening the person of the late president Warren G. Harding hold on Well, he threatened to threaten a dead president. He threatened a dead president. Now I need to do that. I Didn't know you couldn't hold on. I didn't know you couldn't do that. I've done that a bunch, I've done that a bunch, and I'm sorry. Yeah. Well, I mean, maybe the threat was to reanimate. I tasked him, I was what he did. That did set up a bitch. He knows what he did.

I'm gonna re-kill Pat. A federal indictment was returned Thursday, Watson, who was secretary of a labor union when employees of the suckle a low-company struck as alleged to have written a letter to Fred Banfield the company's agent containing the sentence you are worse than president harding he restored slavery and should be shot wow okay i mean i'm on this guy yeah yeah, I'm on the fighting guy side. He's the labor guy. He's clearly you are Dave. That's a no brainer No, there's a own reason

Yeah, before the letter was even read Yeah Already Yeah Already Still page ones got a lot on I don't that's immediately what I thought was like that's some corporate fucking shenanigans immediately was like he threatened that Dead president. We got later on Yeah, he thought he he threatened the boss with it as the president. Huh? Okay. All right. Same spine. I think is that fine?

I think it's okay to kill that president. I'm looking at the one thing. The manual. The handbook does say he's saying it's hard. He contextualizes it. He contextualizes it very well. He's like, you're worse than harding who brought back slavery. And people, you know, I mean, yeah, I feel like, you're worse than Harding who brought back slavery. And people, you know what I mean? Yeah. I feel like, did he do that?

No, but he's just, he's saying from a labor perspective, from the labor perspective, he's saying he was fucking over workers. Oh, okay. Yeah. He's been met. Now it's a very, now it's a white guy. It's not as good as it was. Now it's a white guy being like, I'm a slave, dude. You made

us slaves. They're like, buddy, you're not. You signed up for it. You can't. Yeah. Headline pours cloned on policeman. You son of a bitch. Take that. How good you smell now, huh? woman also bruises his lip with tumbler husband calls officers. Okay. From 10 last evening until 1245 this morning, patrolman Claude Crossman of the Somerville police force walked his beat, nursing a sore lip and leaking with the smell of cologne. beat nursing a sore lip and wreaking with the smell of cologne. Wow. Everyone want to your cologne. Just like a hot cop.

You know, it sounds like a cologne board. Oh, do you that reeks? What is that? That's my cologne. I'm a cop on the night on the beat with the hot smell. That's for sexual desires. That's what reeks. Hey, have you heard a fuck cop? Well. That's for sexual desires. That's what it reads. Hey, have you heard of fuck cop? Well, that's who I am.

Oh, you made a fireman? What are you talking about? Oh, fuck. A.K.A fireman. I'm fireman. Oh, you made a fireman. Okay. Okay.

So everyone who passed him sniffed, some asked if the forest I mean overstayed it come on mind if I have a rip Gotta quick stick to you, sir. Oh Man bring back journalism go on this is good Everyone that won't pass him was like god damn it Everyone who walked past him had a snap. God, you smell bad.

Some asked if the force had taken to perfume. Others smelling the alcohol in the clone made even more impolite remarks such as, have you been on a raid? Oh right, cause prohibition. So yeah. Right. Again and again, Officer Crossman opened his box called

Sergeant Lynch at police headquarters and begged to be excused a few minutes so that he could change his uniform. But Sergeant Lynch was definite in his refusals. What a crazy, I mean, okay. So the guy gets doused with cologne. Yeah. People walking by are like, were you on a raid? Oh, smells like you've been covered in trees

and he's like, this is just too much. Sir, can I please come and change my clothes? And he's like, no, stay on the beat. Yeah, to a point. He's important. No one respects me right now. The beat doesn't matter. Okay, if anything happens, I'm not gonna be able to

stop anything because I smell terrible and he's like and the other guy's like no I understand what's happening I told no no it's axe body spray this is bad okay that Oh, okay, that makes more sense. The violent acts. It all began when the sergeant received a call about 10 p.m. from Steven Lynch at 52 Pritchard Street who said that his 74 pound wife, what the fuck? What a clear detail on every way. Everything's awesome.

Everything should be so awesome. Is she eight years old she's 74 pounds but can you imagine if any publication led with a woman's weight and and for it to be I mean that's like she's what she's got helium bones even if it was three pounds everyone be like what the fuck what is going on 74 Making fun of the stinky cop, but let's hey no I agree there are there are lines There are lines and he kept her in her pocket and he was like, yeah, this is I found her on a ship This is just this is just half a verb. I'll put the other half off when you arrived

So his 74 pound wife had threatened suicide His wife had threatened suicide had swallowed a white powder and had broken vases crockery and furniture So she's Crockery and furniture. So she's 74 pound torn. Yes, what that happens when you let tanker bail on that cage. It just flies around everywhere. And what landed in just math and

vitamins or whatever it was. Just fucking eating white power. I think it's just Coca-Cola back there. We'll do that because it had to. Okay. So I think she just probably had to Coca-Cola. That's fair so Petrolman Crossman Sergeant Charles Sherry and

Petrolman AF Sherry so clearly fathered son or brothers. Yeah, went to the house where they found Stephen Lynch holding his wife on the bed, but she worked free as the officers entered Announcing that she intended suicide she swallowed some more of the white powder through a tumbler at patrolman crossman bruising his lip and part of bottle of clone over him but i i i mean cop trauma i mean that's just like for that to be police trauma

you know i mean i would? Now it would be like, you would be like seriously assaulted where, and I'm not defending police in any way, but the idea that he got a Tumblr thrown at his lip and cologne and he's like, I'm never gonna forget this day on the floor. It doesn't get darker than this. Come here, other guy's like,

dude, this is nothing. I can't believe it. This is five years. I have two days away from retirement. And this happens to me. Well, he probably had to explain it is from the guy in the box. Like when he was like, listen,

oh, and there's this like tiny lady going, fucking nuts. And then she threw a thing at me and it hurt. And then she poured some smell stuff and that smell stuff that So now everyone that's supposed to respect me because of a uniform is not doing that And the guy and the guy at the station's like yeah, so there's a guy bleeding right now with a knife in his head I'd love to switch places with that guy. Here I am covered in collogney. It just sounds like if it's like Boston,

that's like one time my car got broken into in Oakland and I called the police and they were like, okay. Uh-huh. So I mean, maybe some of my coming three hours, that's what the place was. You thought we were safe light or something? It was, I think that's the same. It was probably that relative, the Oakland lady. Right. It was. I think that's the saying news. Probably that relative, the Oakland lady was like,

no, we're not coming. It's a window. Yeah, they broke your window. That's cool. It's over. The crime occurs. Get out of there. You're right.

Oh, yeah. OK. All right, so the three officers were finally able to subdue the woman and take her to headquarters. As she attempted to jump from her husband's car a short time ago, Sajja Lynch ordered her to psychopathic hospital for psychopathic hospital for observation. Investigation proved that the powder she had swallowed was face powder. What?

I mean, this woman is really, look, we have our hero. It's face powder. She's pounding face powder, photosync tumblers. She weighs half of what a woman weighs. Also, I feel like if you're going to the psychopathic hospital, they've already made a diagnosis. Yeah. It's not, it's not like they're like we're gonna see what you got like take it to the psychopath Yeah, yeah back when yeah back when they used to be like she needs attention from a doctor instead of like put her in

Throw away the key. Here's a very small item which seems really Amazing street sprinklers lay dust at bang or main The city street sprinklers were ordered out today to relieve the dusty conditions of the paved sections of the city There is no ice in the river which is usually frozen up and navigation closed by this date usually frozen up and navigation closed by this date. So totally different vibe from the previous story, which was full of flavor. This one. This one is just sprinklers were put on because the river didn't freeze. Okay, it's getting dusty because it ain't cold. So

that's what we got going on up here. Oh, by the way, watch out for that 74 pound woman or she finds out there's street dust. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, we sent it your way. And it seems like they're dipping into the main stories a little bit up to, I mean, if you have a hundred-page paper, I know where you can make some cuts, make it the Boston Globe.

Yeah, I mean maybe you know since it is New England they're trying to corner the whole market get all the news. Sure. Sure. It's the whole world of New England. Hey, I just called somebody in Maine there. Hey, what's going on there? Like man, we had a turn of sprinklers on because you won't believe this. You got dusty. It's just dusty.

Usually it's cold here. Here's some of the races you were looking for. Yes. Film group driven out of Chinatown. Chinatown is tired of being held up to the world as a place of evil, especially in motion pictures. Today the residents took matters into their own hands and when a party of actors and

cameramen attempted to film a scene of one of the principal streets, they were met with a shower of lamps, old furniture, and the ingredients of Chopsui. Okay. Okay. Alright. That's the... Yeah, we've all, I think, probably the same thought we'd do with that. Three stooges, not the...

Going through the same doorway, go ahead, Bill. That's not the best way to To be like hey, we're nice. You're also eat this fucking sofa. You're like, I yeah, I'm getting we are sick You're saying one thing and you're doing another as you do it, you know They keep portraying violence in Chinatown and I'm fucking sick of it. I'm not a glass. I'm so and so far as actors I'm not as I'm. Thank you. That is, there needs to be more of that if we're being honest.

Anytime you're like, here's what I think you throw furniture at. Yeah. But I love it the paper. There's no way they in through, they through lamps furniture and also in greetings to Chapsu. I'm going to go ahead and say that that's just a little bit of a racist spin on this. I mean, I don't know, it's pasta.

They were this journalism. That's good journalism. I hope a cop didn't get hit by any of that because good Lord, imagine. Thomas Amigain, motion picture actor, costumed as a sailor, led his supporters in a dash for automobiles and safer places uptown. Police assigned to protect the actors visited the houses from which the missiles were hurled, but not a chisels.

But not a Chinaman was ruffled enough to admit he knew what had been going on. So a cop went up there to do a ruffle assessment on Chinese people. Yeah. Uh, there's not enough wrinkles. There's no suspects. A Chinatown merchant tonight pointed out that virtually every motion picture showing

scenes of Chinatown portrayed the section as being made up of dives and disreputable places with murder and shooting matches rife. Such an impressiony declared it was false and acted against all the law abiding persons who live there when they saw another picture being filmed of their home neighborhood the residents simply lost patients. I yeah I mean I'm definitely gonna be I'm gonna go on the side of Chinatown yeah just based on just how history works. Yeah, oh, sure. Why would what's happening? Well, Billy, it's the, how do I put this? Whites did no wrong back then, unlike now.

I'm confused. I know, it's a lot. Yeah, you should listen to our other podcast, the dollop, we cover a lot. Yeah. I know you hate it, but you should listen to our other podcast, the dollop, we cover a lot. Yeah, I know you hate it, but you should listen. Check it out. I like it. It was shot. Paid we're probably moving on to page two. Page two, highly men, blackjack and chloroform victim. Hell yeah, it sounds like it sounds like it, like you're in, we're

in Nashville, right? Right. Right. This time, It's good. Maybe backers feel this is a good time Using gloves saturated saturated with chloroform and a blackjack to overcome Joseph stump Highway men last night robbed him of jewelry worth 1500 whoa. That's the whole story. He got chloroform and beat What what is a bad joke? I don't think my fucker was up to any good. All right. Like you can't they. To me, people said that's a plan. They knew what you were doing. You've been doing what you were doing. That's that's an inside job, right?

That's someone new something. Glory. I got chloroform. Look, oh, you have 1500 dollars. Boom, bang, bang, that's the opportunity. No, it's not everyone is up to bad. And then that dude was like, he went and told on him because he's an idiot. Well, and chlorform gloves. Why was that? I've always just seen chlorform rags gloves. That's why you're not doing that's why you're not doing the gigs. That's why you're not doing that's why you're not doing the the gigs. That's why you don't get hard to do. Yeah, no

I don't I've I've I've not been to the I'm not doing clover from gloves because there's no way I'm not like a true and then just I'm out, you know, I mean, it's dry today. Oh, my gloves smell fucking weird not again. You know, go home for six months. I had I just Lot of braid damage from sniffing my curry gloves God, how long was I haven't felt like oh, it was a long time ago. Oh my god Oh, just waking up from it. Oh, man. Oh, these gloves fucking stick. Oh, no, I just What are these? Okay, where are the, uh, oh my god, where are these? I'm 65.

Did you think these look? Someone's talking, I can't, it's too funny. The last time I remember doing was stiff in these gluts. He keeps doing it, it's too funny, I can't break it. Here's a nice one. Poisons, 25 years married. That is, what? Mr. Honest, what's the most honest, wouldn't we've heard so far?

Mr. and Mrs. Ancus Poison. Okay, I'll tell you the 20th anniversary of their marriage. The Poisons. Wow. That's the worst thing. I can't get my livestock business to take off, honey. I don't know why. That's amazing.

The poisons. Angus poison livestock. I don't know what the problem is. I mean, we sell sweet poison eggs. We sell poison fruit. Angus poison cows. You like that? Nobody wants poison berries.

That actually might work. That's the only one that could work. sell poison fruit. Angus poison cows. You know, like that. Nobody wants poison bearing. That actually might worth the only one that could work. Someone take my poison son. We don't have enough. Oh my god. Take the poison boy. Angus. Angus. Um, Angus. That's a good name. I got that one. That's a great one. I think it's poison. North Adabro Atelboro Church rolled. Okay, wait, I'm just gonna read the story. The honor roll of St. Mary's Roman Catholic Church erected on the church grounds in connection with the drive for a new parochial school was painted with three large caves in red letters during the night. Oh man.

Why? Why are those letters? Better been red sucks related. Officers are investigating. That's I'm sure they are. Yeah, I'm sure the officers are investigating while they're washing their hands of red. That's good.

Say, who did this? And didn't call us. We did it, sir. All right. I mean, we're pretending to investigate. Oh, sorry. So I can't never tell which one we are sometimes. God damn.

I'm a guy who wrote all that. That's cool. Oh, this one is okay. I remember I was in Boston on 9-11 and I had no connection to it, but I mean the stuff I was seeing was like oh my god They've just been waiting for the date Like there was like the immediate like get them get the a rat I was like I can't believe that not Boston yeah and quick side note I tried to go to the gym on 9 11 and now they were close that's weird why

he's that guy yeah glass cage may enclose lepper murderer at trial lepper murderer Lepre murderer. I'll run my hands off. Sir, general Hugh Cumming of the United States Public Health Service in a letter today to Dr. Oscar Dowling, state health officer, offered to provide a glass cage in which to incarcerate George Baurapare inmate of the National Lepreosarium at Carvelluisietta. While he is being tried in criminal court here for murder. So yeah, so they would take lepers and separate the leprosarium. Yeah, sure. Just the name is you're essentially you get leprosied then you're just locked up like you're put on a lender and then if they want to

transport you they put you into the Hannibal electro case. Well, yes, we could come like now that we could just go in a courtroom and just be like, oh, hold up. Could I put him in a glass cage? The defendant pleads leper. I just, I mean, y'all can send him away to whatever, but I would, I won't let him loose. I just got a glass cage and I want to, at least I got, I got fish in there boring as shit and I got, we're pitching a human aquarium for the man. Like that, I would go to more court. You know, like man, I hope a rich dude shows up once to glass somebody like that. Yeah, I'm gonna glass him and

We joke but like that's a couple years away probably Yeah, no or it's three months Or it's happening and the electrical device for communicating with the accused while undergoing Examination was discussed by officials today. What is that? Yeah, I want to be a... Is that the same story? Who are they?

So they're going to like... They're going to like, Morse, the leper? It sounds like they... So they didn't want to obviously interview him in person, so they must have... Wow. Right? That's the only way I can think. I'm serious, man.

Lepper would be... Like, leprosy would be a fantastic defense It's yeah, no it wouldn't cuz you have I like so no Leprecy That's where you go, dude you can't just be like no, I just I'd bite like my finger Your worst attorney of all time I'd bite like my finger. God, you are not going to, you're worst attorney of all time. It's like, I would have played La Presse.

I have approached Judge Hale with the Arrayan, but pretty well. I think that went smooth. It's pretty cool. Yeah, we're going to stuff falls off. It's cool. Let me just, okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to cut your hand off at the risk. And let me get up there, let it drop.

And I'm going to get you in a glass case and you can live in my yard with some panthers. Wait, I'm in. I'm telling you. When you, you sold me on the last part of you. Yeah, I was not with you in the, the final thing. Yeah, I was like, can I be a criminal? Panthers are actually just two guys who are murderers who I got off on a panther defense. I'm still it. It's still though.

Okay, great, great, great. Okay, so a radio outfit for communicating with the prisoner was mentioned as a possibility. The accused is said to have confessed slaying his wife because she reported him to health authorities after he escaped from the leprosarium. So, so he came home and she was like, get the fuck out of here.

What the fuck, you're a fucking lepros bro? And then he killed her. Honey, honey. Oh, shit bro. And then he killed her. Honey, honey. Oh, shit. Oh, then he killed her. Yeah, then he killed her. And now he's on trial. That'll teach her.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't understand. That's an overreaction. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's, you just got to pretend you're happy to see. Oh, good. Oh, good. You still have leprosy. Okay. Yeah, there's several wrong plays there. Um, I do believe like just be like, Hey, you've got lit. Oh, you're also a murder son of a bitch. I'm learning a lot about you

today. How How how like How folly offy were your pieces as a leper how folly that's a medical term offy Mm-hmm. I don't think that's actually a term, but okay. No, I'm sure it's a I mean how it's an offensive term. I'm trying to be helpful sure as if I mean how it's an offensive term. I'm trying to be helpful. Perhaps you don't know what the word means. Well, no, I know what it means, but like how no helpful, the word helpful. I don't think you know what that word means. I'm trying to I'm trying to be understate. I'm trying to learn about the people with leprosy. What are three symptoms of leprosy? Okay, so fall off these no

Your it wasn't a lot of falling on hardens No, no, it doesn't it's not even the top five things that happened. What's the top three? Yeah Discolored patches of skin usually flat that maybe numb and look faded lighter than that skin growth nodules around the skin thick stiff or, stiff or dry skin. Painful ulcers or soles of the feet. This is just aging. Painless swelling or lumps on the face or the earlobe. So you were just kind of bumping. What is the most noticeable symptom of leprosy? The first noticeable sign of leprosy is often pale or pink colored patches of skin that may be sensitive to temperature. I mean, it's not like being English

This is like being English at the beach That's what I'm saying how does leprosy start with the fallsy off seas I feel vindicated. Oh, okay That's I'm sure none of this will make the episode I think I might really you don't know that okay Everything lovely till he saw a divorced wife Banger main child's age a galup today was about town filled with holiday cheer and some good scotch This is so This is wrong motherfucker. This is a good day

I mean this is so like I mean this is just too much of the inside. I mean, you're just giving the attitude of the person like you're them. Yeah, this is written first person. No, this isn't. He was having a fantastic day. Just being cheerful is all heck. And then he saw that divorced woman. How dare she?

He was at peace with the world until he came. He was a jolly man. He was with the tune. He was at peace with the world. He was at peace with the world. He didn't give you all he wanted to do was help. My God, the man was whistling. Man was having himself a whistle.

And in between whistles, a turtle. And when he heaved in a gaffer. He was at peace with the world until he came face to face with his divorced wife. After a quarrel, it is alleged Charles grabbed her around the neck, slapped her face, and was mushing up her. Yes, not, no. When a bystander came to rescue the woman

and was pounding the pavement with Charles head When a policeman arrested Galup for being drunk and for assault Okay, let's bring up that he's drunk real early in the fucking article. Well, they said he was filled with some good scotch like he was just Happy yeah right off the bat holiday chair and good scotch like the two things he's filled with I like that he was playing at pace with the world and then was like, Hey, you know, everything is all right. You know, I'm gonna murder her.

I'm gonna murder her. Yeah, you know, it's not all works. You know, good cheer is code for drunk. So I mean, you're right. That is such a like a hammer thing to be like, the odd damn nut can go wrong, right? I won't kill that lady right now. I'm a king of the world. I was happy as I could be. I think I need to murder the woman I married once. We're not together anymore but she should go wife forever.

You're like, and then another guy came over and bashed his head into the concrete. Yeah, so then the guy came and saved her and that guy was like, let's get the buy standards name. If the buy standards smashing head into the concrete, I think he deserves. We don't get it. He just gets a buy standard. That's his name by standard. It's great.

You would think that they would arrest him in some capacity or there would be some shoot file, but no. No, he was taking care of business. Like he was doing the right thing. That's our hero. The TCB, little TCB. And they didn't say his address is white. That's right. His name. It's pretty nice. Yeah. Oh

How much cherry was full? Yeah, I Do like this and this dude's just hammered drunk feeling good and makes a corner and season woman He used to be married to what are you gonna tell you? Let me tell you a little story about a happy go lucky guy who just wanted some AM scotch I hear who just wanted to fill himself with a little bit of war He got daydream no and he drove into her. I don't Tell you what happened I was Having the day whistle and then I saw my ex wife and guys like he broke my whistle

And then like I had to do and she was just to be clear she was just standing there In the road like oh, I was belong here, and I got a cheese say I belong here Or was she just standing with her eyes just like she did every goddamn day of Run with your angle your angle seems pretty airtight. So there you were Jolly is can be Whistle Whistling You were wasting how you said that five or six times so you were whistling I've already got that written down you're whistling you had a little morning scotch Do you remember my much scotch?

Okay, so you had a bottle of bouquet. See just here You are feel good cheer having a bottle of Sky full as full of world peace and then you were full of world peace I'm not sure if I'm gonna put that in that seems a little off message But and then you just see standing there Okay, well if the bystander says so I mean listen I've got the two heroes of the story here some points so much should interview that what was woman, but That's it. She's a woman so she's in the wrong

Friends now I love the way you guys I like him. He took care of business But well, we have our villa I say the woman Unbelievable, she's right. This is this is gonna be like page 7 by the way my name is by Sandra will you by I call him by Standard okay great great We won We're gonna put this in the hero's part. Special dispatch from the globe from Nashua new Hampshire, John Asshade, who was going to testify to buying liquor of Jules Gagnon of 134 Astrid with money. actually 134 ask for

ask would be better with money furnished him by the police so he's a not right. Oh man fucking yeah. Yeah, he's bad. He's a bad guy. The the Pentagon speak there's pretty great. So furnished with money at the trial of a gang on today. Had the police of Lawrence, Massachusetts, telephone, a story of being kidnapped.

So the guy who, this is not written well, so the guy who is the narc is at the trial of the guy he knocked on and he is saying that he called the police and Lawrence saying he was kidnapped. Or someone is saying that he did that at one point. The narc did. Yeah, the narc at one point said he was kidnapped. He was arrested last night at Lawrence.

He said he had been hit on the head with a club in the city thrown into an auto by two men carried to Lawrence and dumped out in the street there. That's an interesting way to handle it. He's full of shit. Interesting. He told the Lawrence police it was because of his working for the Nashwa police, and that one of the cases in which he was interested

was coming up in court today in Nashua. So he got kidnapped the night before he was supposed to testify in the trial. Ganyon, who was a restaurant proprietor, was discharged. So they let him go. Ashehd himself had been fined in court within a short time for illegal possession of liquor. So the, so the narc had been fined for having liquor. They let the guy who he bought the liquor from go. Okay. The National Police State that once before Asheye just told a similar story a few days ago he stated he was kidnapped and left

by the roadside. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It happens. It happens. Like he all might in the rain. Nope. It's crazy. I'm sorry. It is one per week of a parade. And no, that's four this week. Don't know my lifestyle. You don't understand my lifestyle. Oh, so four separate kidnappings? It's hard. I just feel like, what do you do?

You get kidnapped more than anyone. I never see it coming, honestly. You should. I mean, the four in a row. The should, I mean, for an arau. The last one I thought was a joke, I'll be honest. I thought these guys are funny. I know what's been happening. And then they're doing a bit.

And I get it. And then they were more serious than all of them. Yes. Now do they, do they keep making you drink? Is that what they do? What do you mean make? Like they're charming. Okay. It's like, and then some of them are me, but like still charming. Like cold, you know, we're like, you feel like you're being rude if you don't drink. You know, it's like a, uh-huh, that kind of. Just, I would, if I were you, I would make some lifestyle know what I'm saying? Uh-huh. That kind of. I just I would if I were you I would make

some lifestyle changes because I'm going to tell you this. I'm just getting it. Kinnat the fifth time. It's just well that's what we're saying. That's that's exactly what I was about to say. We are not responding to a fifth kidnap. But and I also want to say this is all happening two weeks. I'm saying that's what I'm saying to like and if well It's but it feels again like be alert you guys be alert Okay, well, I've never been kidnapped. I've been drunk and yeah, I got in drunk Yeah, never you know just That the last two weeks. It's not it's not have you been no real it is not the last two weeks

Yes, yes, I've been drug three or four times the last two weeks and nobody is, it is uncommon to be kidnapped once. So I'm just gonna put this out there. It's almost as if you're getting drunk and passing out in like fields and roads. I'm saying, and then saying that you get kidnapped. Yeah, no, you guys, it is.

It's traumatic. What's happened? I mean, it's it's I mean, it's it would. Do you remember when I was that shepherd and and you guys got mad because I was like, it was boring. It's boring because they don't move. And then when I would yell, Hey like, it was boring. It's boring because they don't move. And then when I would yell, hey, there's a wolf. You guys would come.

Remember that? Yeah. Yes. Yes. That was the, that happened five or six times. Yeah. You said you said the wolf thing. And then the wolf showed up and then you guys and I was like, when the member

and I was like, be alert. You put the wolf down. Be alert. And then they know. And then next time I get wolf in a wolf Showed up, but you guys didn't come because you're like Well, no, but we stop no look look okay, we're not gonna read no look We're not gonna relive the wolf one, okay, because I'm saying like be alert. No, no, no

I'm saying like, be alert. No, no, no. Probably gonna get kidnapped again. This is a big thing. Well, then don't, don't go out is what I would say. I would advise you to not go anywhere. I'm not this. If you have the attitude like you're gonna get kidnapped to get that's not do not go out.

Why did I get an apartment downtown if I'm not gonna go out? That's not a question for the police anyway. That's not, no. That is absolutely not. That's not. Sorry I lost it. What? That's not a question for the police. Oh, damn it. You got me. Okay. It's good. He's good.

Oh, I'm in the police. Do get nonsense. We're paid it like that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get out of here. Just I saw a clip on the internet. and it was this woman who called the cops because this other woman Said she would sell her crack That she didn't sell her and then when the cops came up to her and said to the woman did you sell her crack? The woman was like no she is crazy She comes over here and she insists that I said I could get her crack and I could not get her crack and they go, what do you do? And she said, I'm a prostitute.

Well, that's totally different. Yeah. That's victims. That was a quote. I understand sex workers need. Preferred term. All right. Okay.

Well, that's an amazing, that's our, uh, oh my god. What am I, what did I just find? I just, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this just, this is what? See, I'm just a good podcast because people are like, man, we live in crazy times. Like, no, we just live in times. No. No. It's just, it's all relative.

OK. It's like, yeah, it was, I mean, this then was the crazy, multiple kidnaps. One of my favorite dollops is, because I have a bit about the driverless cars is the one about one car's got to be, we just can't kill him. We just can't do anything.

We just can't do anything. Running over the table. No one thinks about any transition ever. Yeah. That is a very like that one is set like one where you're like, oh, yeah, that probably was a really hard. Just because we're still not great.

And that's part of that. No, it's. It's. Yeah. Sorry. Speaking of which it's good. Yes. BWD toward a catch.

Thank you. Let's try to remember early on. Okay. Speaking of which, so this is just a section called, this is a big article. It is called when, if and why boys should fight. Wow. That they will fight, we all know, but does it help or hurt them?

Mayor Curley. Little Boston angle. they will fight. We all know, but does it help or hurt them? Mayor Curley. It'll boss in anger. They will fight. Mayor Curley says it's good for them. So does pace and. Yeah, that's right. No, no, first one. The middle ground and then should not be permitted to fight. So the middle ground is what? Fight sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, the middle ground is what that is. That one's that we've got the right one.

The middle ground is the fighting of children does not count one way or another. It is part of life of every child and has no more bearing upon his character, disposition or future than playing tag marbles. Or the science. I think the science will agree with that one. Like, so they will follow kids that are raised to brawl, you know, nothing bad happens. No, no, I remember when I broke my jaw playing marbles. It's you know, it's like they're like pit bulls

If you raise them to be sweet they're sweet and if you raise them to kill, you know, that's right You could write for this all right for the housekeeping is my main game via going to have to keep it. Yeah. That's my main game via high school. Okay, more of the middle ground. The lives of great men all remind us that some of them were perfect sissies and others ought to have been sentenced to the

parental home during their youth. Pick up any biography or autobiography and prove it to yourself. Oh my God. What is it? That's your job. You're the paper that the free, the, the cavalier use of sissy's as making a point I like the papers challenge in the reader to fight a little bit

Yeah, like just the actual papers like if you're such a man I want you fucking do something about it Just why don't you come down to boss to globe headquarters and see what's up paper? What are you doing? I'm kicking the papers. I asked you to tell me a pussy. You see that article for me that's just telling what what are you a bitch? Paper beat the shit out of me earlier.

I fought the paper. I'm papers right. I am a bitch. Devon felt paper earlier. He got knocked out. He was very jolly when he did it. He had a bellyful of cheer. So under every kid ought to be a fighter. Fighting is part of the process which makes real men at a real boys. It develops in the boys sense of self-reliance and of self-confidence, his biggest asset in the business. The fighting child is the successful man. This crack with Boston culture very strongly.

When I would see, like the fighting you would see in the streets of Boston, it would, I would be like, my God, it's just, I am going to take a I wish we had more more organized boy fights across the yeah, just just real boys not not fake boys We need real boys fighting to make real man Yeah, here's the thing though back then the people using this language were actual people that would punch you in the goddamn mouth and then take a punch. Now, the people saying stuff like that wouldn't be caught fucking dead around anyone who could actually punch them. I think Ben Shapiro is a very big fighter. He will wrap. That is. I forget about him because of... Because he's just... Yeah, he's bound for power.

Absolutely. I would absolutely throw down. That is not a question. I'm ready to curb, stomp anyone in the streets. That is not something that I will fight or even prognosticate. Even someone of his white class that knew what they were doing would beat the ever-living fuck out of him okay I belly off of your boy fights idea I will now I want to come up with Ben fights and it's just where little boys fight Ben Shapiro okay I just I actually have some probably we all probably have some kin we're like I have some nephews that could probably handle him. Yeah.

Yeah. So then there's just a bunch of different little sections in this. Like they all do it part of their education. Oh, Mayor Curly approves. Mayor Curly feels that the most important lesson of child learns through fighting is to be self-reliant.

A quality in men, which he rates above all others. I can't look for a man who's alive, know where he stands on boy-fight. Mayor, where do you... Without that quality, it would have been impossible for the pilgrims to survive the rigors of a New England winter and to develop a portion of the American continent, though.

I mean, honestly, they... okay, so let's just be clear that we are now drawing a direct line from children fighting to genocide. No, no, no, just a hard boat ride. Just a hard boat ride. I think when they talk about, it sounds like they're talking about taking over land as part Then It's because when I was little I'd fight a man when I was little I was hot man and now No other reason is when I say stuff I try to kill it

Why should your boy fight Pilgrim next? A district attorney approves sure I think every boy ought to be able to take care of himself said district attorney O'Brien I have a boy on my own and I want to be able to do so there are times when it is very helpful thing to know how to handle oneself and I believe that all children ought to know how the reason why it's important to know how to handle yourself is because there are papers preaching The all boys should be fighting itself. Oh full Also, there's just a bunch of powerful men going around punching kids. So yeah.

So I think that's what my boy that's that goes like, like, there's three types. One, the fight and top, one to not fight and top and then the middle top, which is like, a sometimes like a, like a human that is like a human, uh, uh, uh, a boy. It was a value weight. Exit. like a human that is like a human, a boy who's evaluating situations. The middle one is like, I'll buy the, I'll buy a zero. Should boys back. Yeah. But the one is like, all three of us just being like, all right, I mean, you get too close. I will kick you

in the nut sack and then punch your fucking lights out. That's what we'll do. So they, they, they they they do give the the counter argument some time here and they talk to Massachusetts boxing commissioner Buckley, Gene Buckley. He is not in favor of boy's fights in any form. What do I think of children fighting? I think it is bad, very bad. A display of temper and little boys in the streets is always harmful. It is not following the principle of law and order. It is a violation of law and disastrous to boys.

So the guy who's a boxer. So your mayor should be the boxing coach, and your boxing coach should be the mayor. That's so fucking crazy. I mean, your mayor's Mickey. How shocked were they when the boxing coach was like, That's so fucking crazy. I mean, your mayor's Mickey. How shocked were they when the box of coaches like, fucking no.

I've been there like a softball. Whoa, whoa. You realize we're gonna print this. This is your business. He's like, yeah, not kids doing it, Jesus. Oh my God, Patent Smith Commissioner of Education supports all opinions in favor of children fighting. He believes that the fighting instinct should be guided and trained rather than

suppressed. Dave, you should do a dollop on this. This is like the level of boy for some sort of fighting. It's insane. I mean, it does, it just, it is like though, it does show like that like that level of insane masculinity that is like you're defined by the level of your aggression. It also explains why Marty Mark or Mark Wahlberg like he got in trouble for like beating the shit. He blinded it. He blinded, he blinded, you know, immigrant worker, you know, legal immigrant here. Everyone in Boston's like, I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's,

you know, it's marking marking. Then there was a guy on the street. He was just listening to mayor. It was a guy to what kids do. That is kind of what I've always said. It's like, that's how growing up in Boston is. And now read stuff and you're like oh yeah that it actually is like that it wasn't just the funky bunches bad influence it was societal. So let's wrap up with the words of Jeremiah Burke superintendent of the Boston Public School. Same same same story? Yeah. No, this story, this is like almost the full page. I could read this for the whole hour. It just goes on and on. This is what the superintendent of Boston Public School

says. I refuse to discuss it. Wow. Finally, someone who makes sense outside of the boxing coach. I mean, what a terrible fuck. Finally someone who makes sense outside of the boxing coach. I mean, what a terrible fuck. Yeah, I mean, it just creates a it does. I mean, that just creates like a terrible.

It's terrible advice. It's terrible. It's in the paper. Well, you know, honey, it's saying here that the boys should actually be fighting each other. So that's important, that seems. I mean, my great, my grandma, she grew up like in a holler and they, you know, my grandpa and they came out and it, but she would make me and my cousins like wrestling stuff. And my mom, thank you. My mom will come in. She, I just remember her just being like, just reaming my dad about it, just being like, she making them fight each other, blah, blah. And you know, we're just like kids,

just being like, what? No, man, cuz my wife was like, right. But like, well, I don't know, the paper says they're supposed. It was like, that was, she thought it was funny. And she's from, you know, nothing in the hauler. So it was like, what you do? Was that you're supposed to do? Hey, everyone's kind of, and her sense of humor is main as,

hey, it's funny once I realize that, but it's just main. It's just tricking people. Me like, you thought I was going to do that? And it's that male's trick. That's just lying. You're just lying. Well, how about, how about shitting on the violence of Chinatown, meanwhile, you're encouraging all the men who are young to fucking beat the shit out of each other.

But let's go to Chinatown and met with folks and fun. So last one. Okay. Wife leaves him free for $25 cash. There was a- What is it? Wife leaves him free for twenty five dollars cash there's a quick action today in east camberch court on a non-support case the

type that ordinarily consumes much time a wife complain that her husband did not support her and in the next breath said that if he gave her twenty five dollars she'd give him a clean bill of health go to new york and forget all about them oh my lord. Hubby was not overlooking any bets, and in a flash, he peeled 25 from his roll, and the cash was accepted. The crowd's, I know a deal when I hear one, man.

And a sickity, sickity soul. The crowd smiled. Here's 30, it's been a real trip. Don't change your mind. The crowd smiled, the crowd smiled here's 30 it's been a real quick change your mind the crowd smiled the couple smile and the court smiled as the wife made a snappy exit obstantly for broadway

no bluffs nobody was bluffing wilford with it of six rockwell street Cambridge was the husband so we got his addressing uh... that's good is free Wilford, Whitted of six Rockwell Street Cambridge was the husband. So he got his address in. That's good. Because he's free. He's a lady. That makes, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, he's available. By the way, if you want to break it off, it's pretty easy. Yeah. It really makes my parents divorce seem so excessive and unnecessary. Yeah, I was just thinking about mine. I was like, that's just could have been so simple. I didn't know that would be like. That's you could just walk into

courtrooms just whispered. But see if they'll take a hundred dollars to leave. For a hundred dollars, we can close this deal right now. It's a relocation fee. Where'd you get this idea? Ah, it's not an old paper. It's fine. It's fine. Awesome. Can I see your kids fist? Inflation. Yeah, we're gonna have the boys fight. Big fist. I take the winning boy. You take the losing boy in New York with you. That's part of the deal too. Just looking at big fisted children. That's a big fist on that kid. Take him to Boston, make him mayor. He's got hammer hands. See if he can wrap an act.

Well, that was the Boston Globe, 1923. Well, it's, it's, it says a, I mean Look if we're talking about men approaching their Divorced wives and then other men bashing their heads into concrete when they're drunk fake kidnappings leper glass cases boy fights and the simplest Divorce I've ever heard of that's right Simply a straight up auction. For 25 I'll fuck off.

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