The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 31 - The Past Times with Jay Larson

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Jay Larson. Jay's new special is Sounds Like Bruce Redbubble Merch

Alright everybody, welcome to the Pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date, history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Jay Larson. Hi Jay. Hey guys. How are you?

I'm great. It's weird. He's very good. He's very good. He's very good. He's very good. He's very good. Hi Jay, hey guys. How are you? I'm great. It's weird, I'm getting started. He said he wasn't annoyed, but then I think, I think he's I think when when you said obviously he's a different Computer than he was like, all right fuck. Well, I didn't know I could use a different computer.

So my computer sucks because it's, I bought it recently and they don't last long. And the fan keeps going on. And so it's, I've been trying to live in denial for a while and today It all kind of broke and Jay was here for it. That's good. I've been trying to live in denial for a while But then I use the different computer. I wasn't annoyed, you know I don't mind wasting my time to do something productive But then when I find out that the solution was like, it would be like sitting there for 15 minutes in your computer lab in college, and then someone was like,

did you try turning it off and all in a good? And then you're like, that's what I was. Well, listen, Jay, we don't have time. You have to go to another podcast because you're busy promoting your special. I'll see what I do. Yeah, I see what you do.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm a laptop that I travel with and then I have a home computer for something more professional for interviews like this. Right. Interesting.

So, talk about it. I appreciate you bringing up. I shot it in Austin, Lance Banks directed it. It was a lot of, you know what happened guys? I got divorced over the pandemic. I don't know if you knew that. one really reached out Dave definitely didn't I Was I know I reached out to her. What do you mean? Well, Dave got rid of Dave got divorced from reality over pandemic Oh boy, that was tough. I'm not gonna let that's yeah, no

So no, you know the deal if you're married like Dave and I are you have a lot of material based on a relationship You're in so I had to like Come up with a whole bunch of new stuff and I had a bunch of stuff and I got it shot and I'm glad that it's out And it's you know the best is like when you put something out then all of a sudden your mind is freed up and I've been Writing a ton. I just did a weekend in Cincinnati and I had like 35 new minutes and it fell nice Amazing. Yeah, it was great now. It wasn wasn't 35 good minutes, but it's new, which, I mean, it depends on, it's relative. So like if it was, I've seen some of your crowd work clips so it'd be like equivalent to that shit.

And then, but for me, yeah, no, it's, you know, I got just got to work on it. I love that Dave just sits there. He's just, who knows what he's doing. Well, Gary, Gary's jacking off. Gary's has a crowd work special special on it but it is called shit yeah i said the bar appropriate low and then people walk away displeased but that i don't want to get into my process it sounds a little bit

different uh... but either way the point is i have one big fan and it's in my computer uh... I have one big fan and it's in my computer Going through this random newspaper because you have a date with Tom Papa now Well, I like to guess the year we'll be dealing with these can go from the 1600s to probably 2000 so I'm gonna and I know really picked based on the guest and I think Dave's probably for you He wants to do some weird stuff and I'm just talking about in this and I so I'm gonna guess this is late

1700s early 1800s. I'm gonna guess 1801 Jay you're more than welcome to take a guess. Oh late 1700s early 1800 well whenever you think though I gave you the spectrum wherever you think the paper well it could be 1600s. It could be 1980 it's up to you. Oh Let me think Dave knows I'm an old-school guy, but I'm not that old school. I'd stack 1820s You're gonna go there. I'm gonna say 19 I'll say 1900s and I'll say 1918. Okay, 1801 1918. Whoa. Jay was Yeah, okay, what do you got 1913 oh Real good real weird how much better he is than you Garith. I'm on a way game. I'm not on my computer

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Does it have seven? I'm just... I'm gonna be drinking from a coconut in a minute. So I'll... I'll say this, when you travel from the South Shore to the North Shore on Kauai, there's a little restaurant called the Mermaid Cafe, and they do this spicy tuna burrito that's unbelievable. The best mermaid tale I've had. It's so good.

Voluptuous. Mm. I don't eat the top half. Personally, I just eat the fish part. I eat around the universe. This is the turtles. They can be cut out. This can be cut out.

No problem. Page one, Ben Lindsay, famous juvenile judge is sick in hospital. Like a do I want I want this to be yeah I want this to be a teenage judge. I mean it's not gonna be but based on the headline I want this to be a 16 year old a famous 16 year old. That's what I was hoping for. Buies to against the girls. This is at a Denver reports Reports received here today say the

condition of Judge Ben Lindsay of the juvenile court. He's operated on Monday at a sanitarium at Battle Creek Michigan for stomach trouble is serious. It was said. So this is a Hawaiian paper covering a court from Denver and he's being and he's operating on a mission in the Midwest, okay. But battle Creek, so this is the this is Kellogg sanitarium. Oh wow, right. So he's right. Sanitarium. Is that like, isn't that like where you get your brain operating on? No, well they call that a sanitarium, but it's

yet a little different back then it's like it it's almost like a health spot kind of place they did a lot of uh... anal work there there's a lot of anima's it was a twenty four hour anima situation at that sanitarium jane your face your face seem you seem to kind of not take that work seriously i just don't don't know if he's being serious and i i think that a lot of

stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Kellogg, Kellogg, the man who made the cereal was super into anal situations. Yeah, cool. And it no jacking off to right wasn't that part of it. He's handling it. He's taking his way to calmly. Well, I think he's five. That's all he's being very careful. He's not trying to budge him. OK, we'll go to the next story. May use troops against militants. OK, considering feasibility of the plan, more dynamite scattered about.

OK, that's interesting. Yeah, so we're they're gonna use troops against militant like people who are opposing uh... i don't really know what was going on in our in our in our country at this time and we're in our country this one's out of London so uh... oh this is their new paper it is the same paper but they're just covering it it's international news yeah so far i don't think we've had one Hawaiian story

yeah i feel like just the the reputation that Hawaiians get you know what i mean with it like stay out here we don't want you they're going to be like who we think they give a ship what's going on in London i like that you i like that you to know that vibe the Hawaiians give off and you're still claiming Highlands as you're there sir. I mean there's a this is a North Shore this one a guy who spends a lot of time in the North Shore. Let's not do this in the South Shore. It's not coming off as good as you think. It's the Aloha spirit. It's very welcoming and it's a different thing. You know what I mean? It's expensive London a canister filled with dynamite was found today on the grounds of the national gallery

Oh suffragits It's the ladies right the ladies are dropping dynamite canisters. This is how you get involved. Some guy picked it up and thought it was beans, and he said, oh, I'm having a big trouble cooking more, too. It's in beer, but kind of, can't go on beer, the explodeies.

Yeah, I'm saying. Sharon! Ha! Who's Sharon? She's my wife, who thinks that the woman's not supposed to be in the kitchen all the time. Which by the way, frankly, has been poisoning her brain. Women have got one job to be in the kitchen. The idea that women is seeking employment in this day and age is bloody disgusting.

Now, how do you cook these weird sausages with wicks? With wicks. I love that. I mean, dude, who doesn't want to drop a bomb somewhere, huh? I know, it's really tempting. So you're not really on the side of... It's not necessarily on the side of women's limb, or at your... Just any time there's a bomb, you're kind of in. No, I'm definitely on the side of women's limb. I think it's... I think... I would love it if everyone was just equal across the board.

I think you're just trying to get people to watch your special. Sounds like a good question. I can't. Because you're being very delicate with the butt and you're just, you're, well, everyone to be equal. Is this, I just think you can be more opinionated towards people when we're equal. You know what I mean? If you're worrying about offending someone because you think they're in a worse position,

no, but when you can just straight up be like, yeah, you guys suck. You know what I mean? If you're worrying about offending someone because you think they're in a worse or position No, but when you can just straight up be like yeah, you guys suck, you know, yeah That's yeah, that's what they're fighting for yeah What are we fighting for? There we go. Home Secretary McKenna is considering the feasibility of detailing troops to protect all public buildings from militant outrages. More than 500 Scotland Yard detectives already are engaged in guarding the public buildings the homes of cabinet officials and keeping suffragite leaders under surveillance. It's always the way it works, right? They just go, they start by saying protect

everywhere. One, the easier thing would just be like to give women more rights. Yeah, you can, hey, you're giving the vote. I mean, you put gods in front of every building they might put. Or you can just treat them equally. Well, that sounds absolutely ludicrous. What we need of more gods god's golden our important shit They want to be able to use guns Yeah, yeah, yes, which leads us to today All right, new off off we're off of them

Thousands of doops of Japanese Kahuna Valetius force and preventing his departure Hama Thousands of thousands of thousand doops of Japanese Kahuna Okay, as in they got taken advantage of right Vadeus force and preventing his departure Okay, wait, who's departure? I'm glad you had I felt like I read the Japanese that Vade's force in preventing his departure. Okay. Wait, who's departure? I'm glad you asked.

I felt like I read out. The Japanese, Japanese Kahuna. How about a Kahuna? Can I just say how I interpreted it? Yeah. It sounds like the government put out 1,000 duplicates of some dude Kahuna, so nobody would know who he is and they're like, how's he getting out of here?

Is it this dope? Is it that dope? You know, Dave, I hate to push back on the article that you're trying to give us, but Jay's version is better. It's very Thomas Crown affair. And I just thought it's a more dynamic article. And it's a very underrated movie at the same time. I'm just saying, I'm totally integrated.

Although I hate that when he's playing golf on the golf course, he bets $10,000 in a sand shot. And his golf swing is so horrible. I'm like, could no one have taught the guy at a swing of club before he bets 10K on a shot? Come on. Now there's the golf fighter Jay coming out. There's the guy here comes the angry golf guy Jay.

I'm an absolute. I've seen your videos screaming at people on the phone about clubs and shit. It's very angry. How much do you know if Dave liked that video? Because I know the one he's talking to you. Can you check and see if Dave liked that? Because we know he saw it. The question is, did he like it?

We'll do that. It was on stories. So I usually don't like stuff on stories. Are you supposed to like, I just look at that. Perfect, but allowed. Perfect, but allowed. I just gave him, I just, I just, I, I essentially just promoted his movies, his little tiny movies that he can. Can I ask you a question, Dave? Go ahead. gave him I just I just I essentially just promoted his movies his little tiny movie

said can I ask you a question, Dave? Go ahead. Do you think when your kids go to bed at night and your your wife says goodnight to them they say, Mom, is dad happy? Well first of all you said kids so you already brought up my young dead child Willie. Right. Thank you. He doesn't ask that. He doesn't am I happy? Yeah. Why would he ever ask that? No, he just no, he gets a hill ever. Will I ever be happy? No, he's not going to be happy. No, I'm putting all the darkness in him.

Okay. Nice. Smart. The Japanese Hama Gucci, the Japaneseona, will probably find it necessary to sneak aboard the steamer Sonoma in a trunk. If you wish to start for San Francisco with the whole skin today. Oh shit, this one's so hot. My guess is he's going to want all the skin. This one's tired of it. I'm broke all of my skin. Yeah, I think most people are

a crowd estimated by some to number 1000 excited Japanese surrounded several of the former haunts of the alleged reincarnated Buddha yesterday. Wow. Buddha's back. Well, he's apt, dude. Thank you. He's always here. But so this guy, this guy was going around saying he was a reincarnated Buddha, which I'm for. I'm all for that. I like that. I'm still, I'm still more prone to the Dalai Lama stuff where you just pick a baby and you're like, Hey, he's an adult. I like that. You put your tongue in him.

What? The Dalai Lama tongue kiss to a kid. adult. I like that one. You put your tongue in them. What? The the Dalai Lama tongue kiss to a kid. Yeah, and he did it. Jay, he asked the kid to put his tongue in his mouth. It's kind of different, but okay, Dave. Oh, then that's on the kid. You can't put that on the Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he asked, right? Yeah. They're seeking return of back real quick. Was I correct in this, the big Kahuna was trying to leave somewhere. And so they were sending out doops. I was correct, right? No, the doops are the people that I think he swindled.

Yeah. OK, 1,000 of them. And I think 1,000 of them, because you just got dooped. Yeah, that's true. I'll take that They're seeking the return of the money which they claim they paid him and the hope of securing relief for real or Fancyed ills fancy to ills. Yeah fancy dills. You know when you're fancy deal your money arms sort You count fingers the account hama good you they say sure that he would cause their amalities to vanish

took their hard earned money at the rate of two dollars per treatment and now seeks to get out of the country with his sack and away from the wrath of a suffering and uncured doops well two bucks ahead so he's getting out of the two grand he is that even I mean, that's a lot of money back then. I think I know I know.

I know. It's like for grand. Yeah, I was gonna say I don't think it's like millions though. I mean, it's like good. But it's not great. I bet it's I mean, what is this 1913? So what do you think a dollar back then was like four cents? No, Probably more. Yeah, that's the point. We did one recently where the minimum wage was depressingly close to what it is today. Okay, so it's $61,000.

Yeah, and today's money. Decent pretty good. Pretty good, but he's never coming back and he's got a, you know, and Thomas Crown, at least, was dealing with some high art. Yeah, it's 6,000 grand. Is it enough to hide in a truck just like that? Oh, like you can, you can comfortably leave a casino with 61 grand. Seriously? Dude, I could spend 61K in this afternoon.

I just wouldn't like 61K and then I'd never be able to go back to Hawaii It's like pretty like he probably you know and the conch like the level of what you've done the crime against like are all these people for 61 grand It's good. I start to say did you start to say the conch? No, but I would love to say the conch. I thought you were going somewhere else You thought I'd go and like Lord of the Flies town? Yeah, a little bit. That'd be better. Oh, I thought you'd go over all consciousness of people.

Like, yeah, that's what I was doing. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. For your conscience, I was so. It goes on. Violence may be used. The patients learned of Hama Gucci's plans yesterday, and it was not long before they became excited

and began planning to have him punished. So in a way though he has given them a new zest for life to kill him. Well they have a focus now don't they? Yeah, there's something to get out of his office. It's off their illness. That's what I would pull if I was him when he was there in the cops had to be like the whole time I was just trying to get you guys energized about something and the only way I could do it was through making you think that I was going to try to escape with your lifelong funds. Sounds an awful lot like Trump getting people to the Capitol over their Gary. Holy shit. I'm so clear. I have my notes over your Gary.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to break them. I'm known for a long time. Yeah. Hundreds of Japanese and their friends yesterday promised to be at the steamer landing today to prevent the Kahuna's departure by force, if necessary. It is possible, say, some that a warrant will be issued charging the shrewd son of Nippon with a gross cheat. Another evidence of the methods resorted to by

Hamaguchi also developed yesterday toward the last it now appears. The alleged faker told his patients that he could treat them without requiring their presence. A photograph being only necessary. I like that. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. pretty good. Yeah. Who falls for that? I won't even do therapy over Zoom. I'm like, no, I want to be in the room, feel my energy. You know, I can actually help you, J, if I could just get a picture of you,

we can pretty much dig into most of this stuff without you even being here. When was the camera invented? I mean, how good was the quality of these pictures? They were sending. Not great. 19th. No, 19th or 13. They're probably okay. I think there's no black and white. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, they're black and white. I mean, yeah. Well, I like it. Is that it? Do we find out? It's a T. Oh, man? No, he's still on the... He's still at large though. Yeah, he's...

We got a real one. 61 grand. 61 grand. I guess they should follow up at some point and try to figure it where it went. Yeah, we should do an unsolved mysteries where are they now? Colonial meat in American invasion. What? This one's for you, Garith. San Francisco. uh... colonial meat in american invasion uh... what

this one's for you garrif san fatesco four thousand pounds of australian beef and mutton have been landed here in an effort on the part of the australian exporters and local importers to lower meat prices how are they how are they transferring that much meat in 1913 from us? Baby ice but ice how are you keeping ice cold? What are you cooling the ice with on a journey like that ice?

No, not no no ice on ice ice. It's all gonna melt So what you just have a room you just have a room like iglooed out? Yeah, I think so. But still, we've got to admit that I can't see this is the problem with today's day and age. We're reading news from newspaper and Dave is just giving an hypothesis and we're just supposed to believe it. Yeah, Dave is that Dave lives it lives in fake news.

Dave is a big fake news guy. Ice. Stop saying ice. Ice. Stop saying ice. Stop saying ice and combining it. It's on like ice. How do you keep ice ice with more ice? How long do you think that trip is? I mean I've flown it and I feel like the meat would have soured. No I put it this way. I kind of look it up. I can go camping for a weekend and bring a cool apacrifice and it's called ice doesn't melt the whole weekend. It's always in there. Okay, that's interesting. This anecdotal trip has got to be like a month. Yeah, it's it's you've got

probably something like that. Yeah, I don't know how familiar you guys are with root sellers, but I'm a fan their food keeps longer than we actually think depending on how you treat it And if they use salt they might use salt to treat yeah, but still that you're talking about who's gonna Want to eat that meat when it gets here if it's all salted up. Where it's cheaper? You just think about this You just lost two bucks to the the big koona. You're down in the hole Trying to get back on top you can get some fucking lampshade. You know we've been able to get we've been able to get tea bones if it wasn't for the big kahuna swindling us and taking that last picture of your hands. Yeah, but she's cute anyway.

Eat your jerky. Eat your Australian jerky. Yeah, I can't figure it out, but I yeah, you're probably right. It's around a month. Although I think it was like I think at this point it was like two weeks to get from England to America, so it might be a little shorter No, but still it's a long time for meat. Yeah, like I don't know what the meat the meat's doing, but it's not great Like it's piles of meat then you know piles of meat is not a good thing no it's a good band but it's not a good thing it's a great band what year was it Titanic Titanic Dave 1940 what come on that's what I got to work with 1913 I think let me check up but I think it's right around that.

Tatexank in 1912. Well, then what do we, what do we even talk about the electricity? What's going on with the, you think boats? I'd, yeah, they had electricity at this point. I mean, some problem getting those, the meat over here, you know, just refrigerate the whole, the whole time. But I don't think that, I don't know if they had refrigeration yet.

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We're doing hat on hat on hat comedy right now this is good by what else is in the paper I like that devil Jay Jay demands a new story yeah Jay wants Jay's like all right move all right good let's go this isn't how golf works you hit you don't hang out on the green. Yeah, he's got a little South. You get off there. You let the neck guys. No, no, it's not. Devil trapped in umbrella dies in Creek. But by the way, I think Jay's validated in his quest for a new story. And this will be come through devil trapped in an umbrella. Uh-huh. Yeah. And a creek. So the devil, the most evil being known to us, is somehow like, hello, someone, please,

I've trapped inside of this umbrella. Hello. Hello. Hello. But maybe they knew how to kill the devil back then and we forgot, but it's just an umbrella. That would be great. If you said, oh, no, not those. but maybe they knew how to kill the devil back then and we forgot but it's just an umbrella now be great if you said oh no not those where did that take place do they say where that took place

yeah no one oh it's in this isn't why okay uh... local news yeah that yeah but local local news is that how and uh... we caught the, he's in a creek. But this meat. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. As soon as the criminal is captured, Chief McDuffy plans to add, I love that even in Hawaii, they have Irish cops. Yeah. Hoi!

Oh no, this is Scottish, McDuffy, right? Oh! McDuffy. Price cops. Okay, as soon as the criminal is captured, Yeah, oh no, this is Scottish McDuffie, right? Oh Price got okay as soon as the Kremlin has captured chief McDuffie plans to add his collection of thumbprints one of a Full-fledged Chinese devil All right, it could be let's let's hang in let's hang on it. It could take it. We could have dropped into a massive racism hole, but let's find out. We have For the time being the devil is lost Owing to the carelessness of the Chinese who captured him. No, it sounds like it's a real devil The affair started as long ago as last week frequent complaints from No-Uno Valley can't read that word

something much caring on and noise in a Chinese establishment led to police examination so when Sergeant Kelet when Sergeant Kelet and his men arrived they found a Chinese woman who or in in ordinary medical language, would have said to be having histories. So she's hysterical as they call it. So it's a woman who's sick and they're like, well, it's her vagina parts. She's a bit wild. Someone get her picture However, the Celestials more subtle mind had arrived at other conclusions. She said she had been possessed of five devils and by the judicious application of tea

leaves and the making of much noise on the dishpan. What's that? Four of them had been scared out by the time the police arrived. Okay, so He got rid of four of them by hitting a pan four devil and Putting tea leaves on putting tea leaves on her and then hit in a dish pan and the devil's Fia for them were like okay, I didn't come here for noise The fifth is like we're devils. They don't have a brother.

We're going to be fine. I just, I wanted to relax, you know what I mean? I came here to relax, so I'm not really up for loudness. But I came to Hawaii. I'm not here to fucking hear someone banging a pan. Yeah, if you want that, go to the North Shore. No, no, no, go to the North Shore. There's a shot fired.

Kellet decided he had no jurisdiction over devils and left. So the cops, the cops like, I let you know, it's great. It's a little out of my jurisdiction. I don't deal with hell. You know, fellas, this isn't my beat. I think that's a fenced think. I think this is a fenced think. Who does the devil's? Anyone? Who's the rest of the devil's?

But at the end of the day, he's not really saying he's not handling devil's. He's just like, I'm not dealing with mental illness in this woman. Yeah, basically. Yeah, he's like, okay, I'm out of here because this is slide guy. Sorry. Hey, says she's a little, no, he's passing on Kate. Nah, I'm good.

Nah, I'm good. Nah, I'm gonna go to the beach. Just even more reason why back in the day, we should have sent like a mediator to these distress calls and not the police, you know what I mean? Yeah, always, yeah. Although I will say the version we should have sent like a mediator to these distress calls and not the police. Yeah, always. Yeah. Although I will say that version we have now is pretty good.

Yeah, that's great. We've really nailed it. Well, it seems to, I mean, how many, you never really hear about those things going south. I'm just saying. No, and there's no, it's all good. Like there's no mental health issues with cops or even dogs, like they're fine with dogs too. Cops never shoot dogs 17 times a day.

So negative. Yesterday, the head of the establishment, who is a vegetable gardener, I love that they had that's who they just throw into the guy who grows vegetables. Right. It's part of the kind of a creep. I would love to be beginning of these, if like this was on news, I mean, it's newspaper buddy.

Yeah. The vegetable garden is like onions, tomatoes, and cubes. Oh. Oh. You're got variety. No. I'm trying to think what else?

Just answer the question about the hysterical will it oh I will radishes I love my root that shit the ball I Heard a scream and and I thought it was the broccoli. I tended to it. I do broccoli I had some Chard when I heard her scream and I put the charred down, but I was going to make a salad that night because I have other leafy greens that I do grow out here. rid of the devil by simple expedient of opening an umbrella under the window making one final chaos of noise and when the scarred demon had jumped out of the window. This is a weakest devil. Closed and threw it into the creek. What? And the cause of it was pretty good.

I think if you go further down in this page in the newspaper, it will say, a vegetable gardener died after opening an umbrella in his house causing a bad luck. What is going on? This is now the second movie is a guy downstream who is like, someone just threw out this great umbrella in the creek. And he takes it out. Hello. Oh, yeah.

Hello. What are you? I'm a me and boy. You know my favorite thing is gone. It is refreshing to know that fake news has been going on for hundreds of years. I'm sorry. Are you saying you suggesting that you don't think that the devil jumped out of a window and landed in an umbrella that they had sit shut and

thwarted him? No, I think that's 100% correct. I'm saying the first four that bounce early. I think that's fake. I had that, I believe. That's what I'm with. Yeah. Okay. The week asked saying the first four that bounce early, I think that's fake. I had that, I believe. That's what I'm with.

Yeah. The weak ass demons. No, I think this is in the paper. So that's what I mean. You would read the paper back then. I mean, like, oh, this is all real. Honey, we better just probably be a bit careful. There's four devils running around here.

They'll cut one of them. What is this? Your normal McDonald impression? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha strong. I'm gonna bring it up for a while later. Five passenger auto for Monasteroad Clerk. This is from a story out of Helo. The county again possesses an automobile or rather the district of Helo does. Helor. Okay. It's a Helo's on the main island right? It's a province of a jurisdiction of the, you know, North East like he is. I have a feeling J's of the by part of the I.O.

That's not a part of I. I feel like any of you in filibuster. and any Philoboster. Sure. Yeah. I felt like it stopped being about geography for a little while. I don't know. The county again possesses an automobile or rather the district of South Helo does for the other supervisors, disclaim any knowledge of the matter. The purchase of the machine, a five passenger Ford, was conducted with the most extreme modesty

for not a word was breathed about it at the meeting of the board. And it was bought with the same charming lack of show, which attends the purchase of a keg of nails. It has been provided to furnace transportation for the road clerk. So they quietly bought a car. Jay's getting pissed off. Jay's was allowed to write for this paper. Would you have to do what are we talking about? I mean, I don't understand is this The only thing I can think is this been translate or what I mean what is that? I don't They weren't modest. They were swindling. That's not modest. They're stealing

The five-seater they won car in the whole place. I don't get it You want to go to the cost for ship a car? Oh tell Hawaii back then to Hilo You want to go to the cost for ship a car to Hawaii back then? Dehilo? Oh fuck. I mean, where do we think is going on here? How big is this article? What page is it on? Page three?

No, we're, yeah, page three. You're right. OK. Big deal. They just let us know that they bought a car for the day. Yeah, it's a flex. Yeah, basically. Yeah, they bought it.

Look out. Guess who's got a five-past. Get five people at a time, and fit in this baby. Every one of your devils, you can all come in. Come on. Enough room for all five devils

uh... defend her honor with bayban arms at all stainless bonificio her nanda is twenty years old is dead today of a bullet wound inflicted by miss trinidad almost almost a young Spanish matron. Is it a pomellum? He tried to force his attentions. And so he very, very smooth, very, really a, a pretty soft petaly way of, you know,

I don't like going with attempted rape. How about pushy with intention? Is that okay? It's weird. Oh, come on. Murder? Eeehh! It tweaked the lifespan! Come on!

Enough! You'd be a good lawyer. Well, listen, I just think it's unfair what we're talking about how did this news get to why are it so this guy was forcing himself on this woman and she shot you if you really asking it's it's from uh... a wireless telegraph it says federal wireless tentacle uh... miss almost shot her nanda's through the stomach as she stood with her baby in

her arms and another child at her feet she stood with her baby in her arms and another child at her feet. I mean, who her baby was? Edward James. Explains a lot of the face stuff. The gumption to do it in general to force yourself in this, but to be like, she's holding a baby, she's got a kid, come on, let me in.

It's very, it's quite a move. Yeah. I also know that she held the baby the whole time. And who took these liberties to say that this is what, how do we know that's what happened? We don't know that. Well, I mean, a lady with a baby and a kid isn't just going to shoot a guy. I'm not saying he didn't do that.

I'm saying who's to say there was a baby there and the kid at the feet. I mean, was this all her testimony or? Well, you can't. We can't question everything now. This is from the wire, so it really happened. Yeah, I got it. It was telegraphed. It was telegraphed it came through it from the telegraph so there's no way that could be faked telegraphed one

chain voice of an angel another story out of London London was treated to the biggest sensation of the suffragists today when it apparently good bomb Wow The suffragists in London were not far around at all. Well, yeah, I mean they got what they wanted When it apparently good bomb wrapped in suffragit literature was found among the tombs in west minister abbey so what are the tombs yeah what's going on there gith wouldn't that probably be like royal the bodies of past royals I would guess yeah yeah they probably bury their yeah they probably have some

mazalim or something full of these fucking in bread weirdos But I'd rather do not be associated with them It looks like it's it looks like it's inside a church. So they're there toons inside of a church So this sounds like it was hold on and then so So just I think this the first is left is West minister Abby a church. It could be what West minister Abby or West I feel like West minister Abby is West minister. You're right. You're right. What's minister Abby? I feel like is very close to the palace. Yes. I'm going to look it up right now. People are screaming at us.

An angelic in church in the city of Westminster. So it is a church. It's the big church. I think that's the church where they do all the business, right? Where the lady just died, the old one, the one that kicked. The quay. Sure, she covened it out. That one. They sheen at tomb at Westminster Abbey now. Do they toss her in a tomb at Westman West, Mr. Abbey now do they toss her in a

Heal me looking. Yeah, it's London. So I think it's the I mean anyway I would guess that it's they did it close to the royals and again Nobody really enjoyed your queen shade. She was a lovely woman Dave and and So they had a flea flit bomb go off and Some people are like gosh, that's a good bomb, isn't it? I don't think it's a leaflet bomb. It's just a bomb wrapped in liver. It never got set off.

Is what happened. Oh, OK, right. But I mean, this is amazing. The extent that they were just like, you know, put a fucking bomb. Let's show them what's it? Lots of bombs. Lots of bombs.

They were like doing jujitsu and shit. they were hard fucking core yeah yeah you think jujitsu's at the same level of bombs yeah I think you do you see a done right I'm pretty sure it's the same thing about ones of big fireball and the other is throwing yeah but the same damage throw yeah yeah have you ever been slapped hard? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So what are we talking about? It's the same shit. Very good point, Dave.

Very good point, Dave. The supposed deadly engine was rushed to Scotland Yard. And while the city papers were filled with the story of the discovery, detectives cautiously investigated. It was found that the bulb was a fake. And the sensation died of a warning, a warning. The police are at a loss whether to believe the planting of the fake bomb an anti-sufferchant hoax or a warning from the

militants that hereafter they were there no building in their war for the ballot. It's clearly a fucking bomb put by the cops or The government to blame the suffragettes What do they make that bomb go off? It's a thick bomb. Why would they put a fake bomb? They're not fake bombers But the way they're all spinning where they're like all right is what she's done They're trying to make us think that they're gonna bomb us when they're actually not gonna bomb us because they've got a bomb what a bomb wasn't because it wasn't a bomb. Yeah, it was no it wasn't It was never a bomb. Where was a bomb before that? It was a bomb before but it's bomb It's a different kind of bomb and they've got us

It's right a place and fucking in games with us. Well, what they don't know is the bomb is not a bomb because it was never a bomb That's why we got a bomb. That's a bit of an abomination. Oh, I can't fuck out. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, all right.

I mean, it makes sense. Somewhere when you do it a car, someone enjoyed that. Nobody on the podcast. Somewhere in a car. It's not so much I'm amazed by how good your your accent is Jay's oh, that was that was German Jay the character German

Merchants Okay, the merchants associate right up you got comment No, yeah Okay, the merchants associate. I go right up. You got comments. No, yeah. The merchants association yesterday turned a deaf ear to the proposal of George Guild. When he asked the association to take action on what he termed was the quote boycotting of stores who use billboards by the women of Honolulu.

What? All right, wait, can you run it back real quick? Can we just get up in the hour and Honolulu versus London? We're just not going to go to the store and London. They're like, what a fucking kill everybody. We're going to take off the hands of every woman that way, they will be able to build bubs. And we're just not going gonna go to their stores. It's being practical.

The Merchants Association yesterday turned a death ear to the proposal of George Gild when he asked the association to take action on what he termed was the boycotting of stores who use billboards by the women of Honolulu. And they're not even going to do it. So the women of Honolulu don't like billboards, and so any store that puts up a billboard, they're boycotting, and this guy's like, you got to put a stop to this.

Right. Stop the boycott? How can you stop a boycott? Come on, you make a buy! Go shop! Come on! Pick five things! Everybody's picking five things. Well, this is my question. Is it because they don't like commercialism and they want

it, you know, like Hawaii has got that vibe anyway. Do they not like commercialism and don't want advertisement up? And why would it just be the women that are proposing this or were they like advertisements for like for what? do we know what the advertisements are for? I just think so for this story and tie woman artillery. So I'm talking about yeah, yeah No, it is weird. I don't know. I wonder what they could possibly I also think it was a run-on sentence. Don't you think I don't really know what yeah? There's a lot of run-on sentences. All right. Let's go on Guild says he believed if the association took a hand in the controversy that an agreement could be made between the women

and charles phrasier whereby certain portions of the city would be eliminated in billboard use i still do know we don't know who charles is but they're trying to get rid of they're trying to say we don't want billboards and places. Right. That's it. That's all that it's all this is. Right. A deadly silence followed the proposal. Right. Right.

Right. It's in the deadly science. Yeah. I think that's I think that's pretty good. What are you guys? Um, not a lot of chatter. Until E.H. Paris said he did not believe the Merchants Association should go on record, either as favoring billboards or opposing them in view of the controversy which had arisen.

Quote, I should like to see the association keep out of the fight. Mr. Frazier said he had no hand in the matter being proposed to the association, but believe does a member of the association, if you wish the association Jesus Christ. Are they getting paid per association? That's insane. What just happened? Is there no one who's like, eh, uh, I was like eight in a row? Is that, are you, is that a purpose or what's going on with you? One other one. You want another?

Another associate one. Another one in there. Let's not. One of the associations. How about you stop complaining? I'm going to throw another fucking associate. We are the associates of the association association. And we want to be associated with,

associate, we're looking to be association with fellow associates who are looking to join an association that is a conglomeration of other associations As a member of the association if he wished the association to take a hand in the matter He would be justified in doing so mr. Guild's motion to discuss the matter will not receiving a second the subject was dropped So this guy proposed the thing and everyone was like well that's a really bad idea. I mean basically he wanted to I guess I like like they didn't like the billboards right and he's like you only put them up in certain places. Yeah I don't know it's a that's insane I don't I Yeah, I don't know. It's a...

That's insane. I don't... I don't... Do you think this was a hot bed topic going on over there at the time? I mean, yeah. Yeah, 100%. Well, I think... Yeah, that's kind of what your question was, which my guess is the deal is, like, it's how we feel about, like, advertising at the gas pump or how you feel about when, you know, like it's just like commercialism. Yeah, they were, yeah, they're just like this is like commercialism on a level that's stupid, but it really does make you pine for the days when billboards were like considered to be too much. Yeah, totally. He would have lost their mind if they saw what was the... you know what they did in that town when skywriting came out? They lost their... shoot it down! Here's a... okay. Poonah society stirred over charges of theft of motherless donkey. Wow. This is local news. This is out of Hilo.

County attorney beers went to Pune yesterday to give advice in the case, which is agitating the most select circles of Capuho, where a Hawaiian has another Hawaiian arrested for larceny in the second degree. The plaintiff had a Jenny, which is a donkey, which departed for celestial pastures. So she left an infant donkey to mourn her loss. That's I like saying have departed for celestial pastures to me. That's how I like hearing that instead of. Do you want to think of? Yeah. I also think it's pretty cool how much they value animals in the way they speak of them like this. Yeah.

The whole story is. The whole story is. It's a big shot from the big city. That's a big. Hello, everybody. Hello. Yeah, that's right. I could actually probably fit four other people in that now that I think about it.

Anyway, I didn't. All right, what's going on here? The defendant has in his possession such an infant, which the plaintiff claims is the issue of his late-limited journey. The defendant claims for it a different family tree How can that be? It's strange Is that just he's stealing it? He's saying listen. It's not from the same family. This came from my husband I just said and I just did ask C a ancestry this donkey has a different

mom so look I get I get look the donkey came out of this donkey but that's not his mom that any is mom yeah it's not his mom we're taking it to Mori the defendant claims it for a different family tree beers advised the police that they were as well qualified

as he to prosecute the cases involving expertness in assinine genealogy. Wow. What in the fuck just happened? For now they're saying the cops are gonna get involved to figure out who the ass belongs to. You don't bring cops into a baby donkey situation. You know, these guy like like, who shot the donkey?

They're tied up in the... The deaf ear back at the, you know, the sign case that's going on. They can't. Well, not to mention, we've got a devil and an umbrella down at a creek. You got a lot on their plates, man. There's a lot going on, yeah.

Is that the end of this? That's all that happened. That's it. That's that's the whole the whole deal. But Jay, I have some exciting news for you. Yeah. Jay, Jay's disappointment of the lack of clutch. I just can't. I know. I'm so open-ended man. just i know uh... that it look uh... the doggy thing is not been resolved he turned it over to the police he went out there he did his job he checked out the the dead donkey in the little baby donkey was like you guys can handle this you guys figure out how to who's the dad who's the dad you, it's one of those situations?

Arson program goes on Continuation of the suffragite arson program was seen today in sandgate where a college was burned with $2,300 loss Millicent literature was found nearby among which was a placard reading, we hope this is not a poor widow's home. Oh, you got, I mean, they really were just like, they were like, listen, we're not going to fuck around anymore. There's more. There's another story.

Who put the placard back? The dog for beak. What about placard? They didn't, right? Not the suffrage in the group. They did, yeah, yeah. They did. The suffrage it's did. They didn't do any research at all. They didn't find not the suffrage in Yeah, yeah, they did this the suffrage

It's dead didn't do any research at all they didn't find out who lived there. They just said let's just It's a fair point they could okay they could pretend they were like carolers or something Where's your husband to see in the house? Oh my husband's been gone for a long time unfortunately. Alright, we'll go next door. Yeah, it's just me. What you want? Where's your wife? wife? I don't need a woman. What's wrong with you? Nothing. We'll see you later. Alright, budget. See you next Tuesdays, though. Good Lord. What do you mean my house is burned? Is this back in London that's it you uh...

i want to go to work is uh... the next stories in London though but i want to know about bomb for beech okay i wish i had an answer for you man i mean it's it's literally just a little tiny pega that there's no it's sand gate wherever sand gate is and i assuming it sounds British it's oh it's for sure British someone's taking a bit of the beach home it's sand gate no it's definitely not

London yeah we'll get to the bottom of this can't be taken at sand gate is yeah not London it's way down by Dover. So it's near the cliffs. The cliffs heading over to the France. London, the police magistrate Bennett, who has sentenced to jail a number of militant suffragettes who took part in the disorders today, received a suffraget bomb, which luckily did not explode. He had a narrow escape. The suffragette's arson squad today fired a large unoccupied residence which was badly damaged before the fire was crushing it. There's so much suffragette news in this paper. I mean it was a hot topic but none of these bombs work is the big issue though. Some of the work, some of the work, some of the work, some

of the work, some of the work, some of the work, some of the work. This one did, well, this one did work, but then they burned out a building. They did burn down the building. Yeah, it's not all bad. They burned it, I get it. Yeah, you guess it. How long did a lot about this movement?

Do we know how long this movement lasts? I mean, clearly, it should still be going on. But how it went out be going on. But how? It went on for a while. Yeah. I don't know about London, but in America it went on for all. But things like the same amount of time in England, it went on for a long time.

Well, and it's had different, you know, it's had resurgence. It's like, yeah, because apparently they're still not satisfied. I'm not sure what the problem is't to me. It seems like we've pretty much leveled the playing field so I'm not Woman fought with Mexican cutthroats whoa Agua Caliente Mexico John Walker a British John Walker, a British mine. Hot water. John Walker. Oh, hot water.

I'll go to Cala. Yeah, hot water. Welcome to Hot Water. John Walker, a British mine owner and his wife, fighting shoulder to shoulder, recently killed five and wounded three men out of a band of 11 employees at the mine near Via Garcia. Miss Walker has arrived here under escort of troops.

The employees attacked Walker in the office of the mine because of his inability to raise money with which to pay their wages. Okay, sure. He had guys working for free, so they were fucking mad. And then they killed the guys. They killed the workers who weren't getting free so they were fucking mad and then they killed the guys They killed the workers who weren't getting paid and they were mad. They were a little lippy about this financial stuff Dave and at some point you have to step in and be a boss Can I just put out this pattern of you always taking the side of the people who work for the big important. It's very strange and it's a little old to be honest. The attackers used knives and clubs and Walker had been seriously cut and

beaten when he opened fire upon them with an automatic revolver. Miss Walker reinforced her husband with a rifle. After the battle, battles are weird. This, I mean, it's just murderers. After the murderers. After the battle, Mr. and Mrs. Walker made their escape going into a building where they were befriended by a Spanish priest who hid them until he could procure the aid of the American consular agent here. Wow.

Later, the church was blown up by a suffragid bomb. Evening the playing field. Wow. Wow. All right. The priest was like, I, as a follower of Catholicism, I know whose side to be on. Let's hide you and get you some help as soon as possible. Well, we've got you.

Very rich guy. Hey, rich guy. You're fine. What do they need to be protected? They have troops with them. They have troops? Yeah. Well, then getting out to get out of the, the after you hit them,

they had troops escort them out. Right. Wow. Cool. It's a story of an under uh... all right let's wrap it up one last one can we hold one order yeah you got to get red out of the oven

uh... okay back now why are you baking bread for the pop-up hot? Yeah, I'm going to his podcast. I want to bring him fresh baked bread. That's very nice of you. It came out horrible.

I was going to say, so that's a tough one, because you're going to a bread expert. And you're going to get information from him, you know? OK. What happened? Was it flat? It just like, you know, I've been having a problem with this bread every time I try to make it. I wasn't getting it to leaven, you know, I don't know.

I wasn't getting it to rise. The yeast wasn't acting. I don't know if it's me. I don't know if the water was too hot. I don't know. I've been trying different amounts of it. You think maybe the agua was too caliente? I think it may have been, dude.

It's time. And it's the, the fat. Can I make a suggestion? The bread is going to suffrage in. It's time. And it's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, can I make a suggestion? The bread is gonna suffrage in. It's gonna suffrage in from it. Can I, can I suggest it? What? Go buy some bread from the store.

Tell me you made it. No, cause everyone, come on. I brought the bread and bring it to him. You gotta fuck it. And say you made it. Say you made it. Come on, dude.

I make it. All right, how about this? How about this? Put some dynamite in the bread. And when you give give it to him it blows up and then you win the pot It wouldn't blow up because none of those bombs blew up. That was nothing we learned. That's fair Well, if there's one thing I know about Jay he can't bomb That's true. Oh, no, I've seen it. Dave we're having the moods seven seven seven seven seven

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they killed an ungodly amount of birds. Who was making that? Was that a woman that started that business or was that a man who started it? I want to know. I think it was dudes. I think it was dudes. Yeah. But it became the height of fashion.

Yeah. You know. That's where Mad Hatter comes from because part of the process was using Mercury. So all the guys making the hats were going crazy yeah yeah she's yeah anyway we're good people uh okay women who attend church for the sole purpose of displaying costly hats and whose presence wins the attention of women members in the congregation while services are being conducted have been barred by Dr.

TC Edwards of the Welsh Congregational Church in Edwardsville, one of the largest in the Wyoming Valley. This is not going on. This dude is barring fancy hat. He's mad at hats. But also, isn't your your role if you're in charge of a congregation to be like, we're just about bringing as many people

to the flakas, but not people at hats. Get out, Miss. Miss, get out with your big dumb hat. You two, lady, get out. So we're all performers here, right? If you're doing that. Oh, hi. Hi, girlfriend.

I'm on the back packet. I have to give this thing. This is what happens when we start 15 minutes late Shut up days Bye bye Are you eating the bread? I had to try it. All right, okay, all right, keep going Dave. Okay. He has announced that here after all women who attend service at this church must remove their hats as soon as they are seated. The trustees of the church have decided

to back up the pastor in this move. So we're all comedians. So we're all comedians. If we're doing a show and people are looking at each other's hats, is that the hats or are we doing a shitty job? That's the hats. It's the equivalent of...

Thank you, Jack. People are out there looking at their phone, you can be like, hey, you're going to have to put them in a lock bag. You know what I mean? Tonight's comedian is asked for no hats. Back then, that was the... They didn't have any other stimulus. People are protesting billboards for crying out loud. You know that for it

Actually, it's so funny because Dave I think Dave was like I have an airtight airtight case here and she's like it is These are It's true. It's the it's true. So I'm gonna be like and the Lord he did come to be like It is true. So I'm going to be like and the Lord he did come to you be like, wow, is that a swallow? Look at that. Think about how limited the light, you know, life was back then. They had nothing. Yeah. I think you make a good point that people would have to the clubs would be like, all right, put your hat in this little bag. Yeah, tonight, it's in the front row with a ball deagle on your head. Sorry tonight's performance. We ask that everyone do not heckle. And also, if you have a big stupid hat,

put it under your table, you weirdo. We don't want it. Well, Jay, thank you. Yeah, Jay, thank you very much. Thanks for joining us. So sorry, it was late. And like Dave said, there was no way we could have seen this coming. It sorry, it was late. And like Dave said, there was no way

we could have seen this coming. It's never done this before. Several times. And good luck on your next podcast. And sound like Bruce. Where can people watch sounds like Bruce? That's on YouTube. J. Larson Comedy, Backslash, YouTube,

Backslash, J. Larson Comedy. I appreciate you guys having me on. And who knew that the news in Hawaii in 1913 could be so exhilarating, you know? Yeah, I'm you having.