The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 32 - The Past Times with Becky Lucas (Live)

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian Becky Lucas, Recorded live in Sydney at the Comedy Store.  Redbubble Merch

Alright everybody, welcome to the Pastimes Podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Becky Lucas, please. No catching up for you, Becky. We're just getting right into it. Please. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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But I don't know what just happened. Oh, sorry, it, Caspar. I think it's Caspar in your country. Oh, well, yes, but we work with Caspar mattress. We work with Caspar mattress. Are you guys calling your Caspar mattress as qualas? Yeah, because you guys are all soon be dead. Because they'll all soon be dead.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you call the mattress, a quala mattress in America, people will be like, what the fuck is going on? You get shot. Yeah, you get shot. Then you turn into a cat's butt. Hey, and we're back. Yeah.

See how good this show is, and we haven't even started. So it's the Sydney Morning Herald. Is the paper will be covering. It's a morning Herald, and I'll get two upset. It's just the morning. Yes. Um, you want to guess the date? Uh, I'll give it a 1826.

Uh, June 4th. Okay. Oh, okay, and me, and, uh, can I have a clue? Uh, if she can, if she can, that's bullshit. I wanna reggae, so you can't. You don't ask, you don't get, all right? It's a Saturday paper. It's a Saturday.

Oh, now I know it! I'm gonna go a little, I'm gonna go, the 22nd of February, 1993. Wow, wow, she went away, away, well, you're both horribly wrong. Nice, but in different ways. It is June 5, 1897. Wow. Yeah. Page one, mostly ads, but they got this headline. A, Natatorial Exhibition, Baron Van Taso, who is called the aquatic king, and the world's premier and natatate, natatour.

I'm gonna, I wasn't gonna ask. I don't know what a natatour is. I don't know what that is. You're the guy who has to know what a natatour is. Why would I know what a natatour is? Do you know what a natatour is? Is that like a a Natator is? Do you know what a Natator is? Is that like a local thing? A Natator, nor does anyone know what a Natator is?

A Natator. A back then, I think. Is it like a Matador? A Natador. Good shit. You might be right. What? Gave an exhibition of his powers at his powers is a great.

That's amazing. At the Kooky. Kooky? Kooji? Absolutely bullshit. The kooji aquarium yesterday, and will repeat their performances afternoon, his repertoire consists of 37 different acts underwater. Is this Aquaman? And in each, he claims to be superior to any other netitor who has ever attempted them.

I guess it's a magician. I get an underwater magician. It's an underwater act. Okay. Some of his acts have never been tried by anyone else. He is now on his way to Brisbane and will give here a series of 14 expositions among his items to Brisbane and will give here a series of 14 exp. Among his items are eating and drinking underwater?

I'm sorry, drinking underwater. Imagine he's definitely sipping that water underwater. Yeah, what a great natitor. Now I'll make the reef disappear. That's a tour. Hey, that's going to take a hundred years. Playing a game of cards, picking up coins with his mouth. Well, I mean, it was so easy back then.

Yeah, it was really, that was just describing kids in a pool. That was kind of the punk-crossing of that era. You know, that was. Picking up coins with his mouth. Sowing two pieces of rag? God. I'm guessing, does he have a tank or is he just popping up? It doesn't save.

It's just- One of the two is happening. There's no way that you're picking up coins unless that water has like air in it then you're picking up coins, sowing rags together. Why, don't think he has a tank, I think he's doing it. So he has to be popping up. Yeah, he's got to go up. And he goes up and he goes,

that's been playing cards. And he goes back down. That just sounds like playing in a pool with your cousins. Yeah, yeah. I remember my cousins and I always sowed rags. Yeah, yeah. What? What?

Always. Was there a Mrs. not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a not a in which after being tied up in a bag, the material is set a fire and he is thrown into the water. That's not a trick. That is not a trick. That's all we need during the bushfires. I mean, all right, like the bag on fire, throw me in. How does he do it?

This guy's unbelievable. What in the fuck is that? What was the other bag one the The fire back you with it fight wasn't there another thing you did in a bag or no No, there was just the one bag. No, you got confused about bags. I wish you didn't add. Oh, this is a kind of This is a this is a story, but also an ad sometimes they're combined back like now. No. Super different now. Now you know what you're reading.

I would go see it based on that ad article. I would go see it. Yes. Especially back then when you had nothing to do with just stare at shit. I would also like to see what he does after the show. Yeah. I always say, like when you see a magician like in nowadays, like packing up all their shit Like I used to work at a magician's on clay and I'm sorry. You said on clay. That's right Yeah, it was sort of this dark

It's it's gone now, but um But it was always so sad seeing him pack up at the end of the show. Yeah putting his robber chicken in and like You know, anyone want to help me with my, yeah, some of these are big. Yeah, it's like sometimes I'm gonna see a band and you'll be like, they're great. And then you'll be like, that's a, wow, they got to move a lot of shit. Totally. Yeah. One time this band tried to be cool. I won't say who it was British India. And they pushed a bunch of shit over like trying to be cool at the Promethau bowls club, whatever. And then before the crowd had left, they made them come back out

and pick it all up. Oh. Ah. Now, that's a magic trick. Yeah. Yeah. It's so awesome, you know. That's so rock and roll.

Yeah. Yeah. Does this go here? Just rock and roll. All right. Now help us get it back together, everybody. What's up? Country Chess. Sure. just wrapping cash. All right, now help us get it back together everybody. Country Chess.

Sure. This is a new story. Yeah, I know, I wish it wasn't. Also, I'll play some country chess in the tank. A leading country player, Mr. C. Kite, writes us that the feeling among the Western District clubs is distinctly in favor of a country chess association. Meaning that in the country he's like people like you can't play chess out there. But I'll figure out what the K-Waynees. You're thinking about getting put together

a chess group. Okay. All right. Our correspondents suggest that a match country versus Sydney might be arranged. Say that's why I told the city wants to play the country. Back to you. In the paper. It's chess. This is an excellent idea and we feel sure to be hailed as... Can't read it. Okay. Uh, therefore, uh, there should be no inseparable difficulty in the way realizing it. So they're gonna have a fucking... They're gonna... They're gonna...

Say, a versus country... There's gonna be a chess situation where they chess, uh, the chess... And the country doesn't get a city name, they're just like... They're gonna... They're gonna... They're gonna... Yeah, it's the country... Well, the country's... Just big and vast. It's big and they... There's Sydney versus the country. Yeah, it's the country.

Well, the country's just big and vast. It's big and there's not as many people. It really label it. Yeah, it's the country. I like how you're defending this and aren't really sure what you're doing. I'm saying let's not come down on the country chess players because you can find a fucking gem out there. Sure.

Do you guys play chess? I do play chess. Yeah, I do. I play chess. I do. I play chess. Interesting. That was... That was... I play checkers.

I've never learned, and it's a bit of a source of, I feel ashamed. So you were hoping that we would be able to get this through? So I'm hoping that you wouldn't have a story to do a chess, to be honest, yeah. Right. That we're both like, yes, we know chess. I know. Checkers is for the simple. I know I give up a much stronger checker's vibe. I know.

I give up a Connect 4 vibe. I give up a guess who vibe. I get it. More chest news. I actually play chest underwater. Oh, really? We're in the chest section of the paper. Oh, good.

Chest match by cable. This is a set. OK. Chess match by cable. This is a, okay. Not like pay per view. The standard this morning suggests that a chess match by cable should be arranged to take place between a team from the House of Commons and an Australian parliamentary team, similar to the contest, which is just concluded

between the House of Commons and the US House of Representatives. Wow, this is what they did before Queen's Gambit. It is a testament to how boring things were. Yes, it was like, well, you think that's a good chess story. Let's go into the next chess story. Wow, thank God we have chess. What did we do before chess? Maybe we're just sitting there. Imagine, we've got a nightmare.

We've got nattadors, we've got chess. We are spoiled in this time. Now the newspaper article would be like, hmm, black and white, should they sit together on a chess board? Is it wrong? Is it right? The segregationist game. Yeah, exactly.

I just think it's crazy that the House of Representatives all got together and played one chess match with the House's. They can't agree on anything, man. For those of you listening, Dave left the stage. Thank God. No, he was carried off stage. Yeah, thrown into a tank of water. And a bag that was ablaze.

The pulpit object lesson is already a painful development. into a tank of water. In a bag that was ablaze. The pulpit object lesson is already a painful development. New? Yeah, always new. New story. Always new. You've got to say a new story, because it's a little scary. Oh, nice.

Yeah, that's a good addition. Yeah, that's ours. We came up with that. Yeah. Is it an exciting, a podcast build from the ground up? Should I do it in a still sonner's voice? No. Yes, you know, yes.

At the end of this podcast, we should all be put in bags that are aflame. Well, we throw in water. And then throw in in the water. Yeah, I was going to say, I hope there's more to the story. I don't know about the water part very slowly. What, you just want to die in a flame? Yeah, you know sure. It's time.

Alright, Garretten suicidal, that's a new part of the forecast. I'm in Australia, if I'm going to die a fire, I might as well do it here. It's taking a sad turn. If that happens, Celeste Barble will raise the funds to... The Pulpit Object Lesson is already a painful development of modern sensational religion. But if the example set by a reverend aloofman of Michigan USA is to become the fashion, either the variety entertainment will have to shut up shop or a heavy fee be charged for admission

to those churches where special attractions are offered. What's happening? Yeah, I don't. OK, so he's saying that there's some stuff going on with sensational religion. OK, imagine. And it's in fashion, and he's saying, if it's going to continue like this this then they should shut it all down

Okay, like all of it or just yeah, well, which they followed this article Instead you've elected it to office the highest in the land The medical record reports that the Reverend recently preached against tobacco and it's in Injurus effects and on the pulpit were selected samples of tobacco. Then at a given moment when intense conviction could no longer find an outlet in the burning words, some cats were brought up. No, oh my god.

So he was like, tobacco's terrible. Look at all these different varieties. There was a, I'm trying that. And now he's about to put it in the mouths of cats. There's a Bring the Cats. Finally, a point. And the cats were like, it's good. I like it.

And a medical chorus promptly administered the tobacco to the cats who died squealing from the effects of the nicotine and to the complete satisfaction of the audience. And you, motherfucker, you're looking at me. I like cats. You got a big, you got a cashier grin ironically. It's only because I know it's upsetting you. It is upsetting me.

Because I don't think the cat, I mean, look, what do I know? But I think, I don't think the cats die instantly, like if you put chew in their mouths. Well, you don't know that. I think this guy was, I know, I think what he was doing was he was pulling a nattador move and he was killing the cats on the spot to be like, look, this one died right now.

That's why you can't have snuff. I'll tell you one thing I know. Yeah. Cats can take a snuff or two. Now yeah, granted, lifetime is snuff and a cat. That's not okay. Get into cat to smoke like four or five cigarettes a day. Sure, that's gonna have an effect.

But you're not gonna be able to die as a cat immediately from, stop fucking smiling asshole. You're not gonna die right away from like, you know, I can't can have a puffer too. Monkey's smoked in a time like in the 80s monkeys were smoking. Shut up Dave, Becky do you have that? But sometimes my cat vomits if I just give it a bit of dry food and then wet food. Do you know what I mean?

Like they're very sensitive. Is this again, you're getting religious honest here? Wet food is killing! Humans! I just think they're very sensitive. They are. But do you think a grown cat, a grown cat, say one little baby cat? Yeah, so you think there should be an age limit,

which is what ended up happening. I think cats over 12 should be able to make the decision for themselves. I don't want your cat eight months old. I don't wait that cat smoking That cat does animals You can always take more So so continue Dave what happened in conclusion with the cat's time

I like other still an in conclusion In conclusion the curiosity informed the congregation that the next Sunday a cat study in alcohol will be given. No! This dude just hates cats! We should do this but with vapes. Yeah! And flavors.

That's the day. Butter scotch. Butter scotch doesn't like the butter scotch. Strange. Cats, cats, it also says it's going to be further novelties, so he has other ideas for all of this cats to know. Oh, no. A cat preacher.

Well, a cat murderer. But he's sort of like he's trying to stop tobacco. He's trying to stop. Right. But he's an animal abuser. Well, he's also probably just going through like the sins So I mean, I would love to see some cat adultery and what that did I So what happens when a cat covers

Maybe not as thrilling at the scene hey garret named four more things Murder NV I mean he's trying to help you buddy. Drake? Yeah. Well I thought we covered that one. I think I know, no. Math?

Math, yeah. That's a big one. Cats covered, died in math. It's my, it's my, uh, religion? Yeah. That's what I'm going to be talking about at the next, uh, next church meeting. Hey, it's my... Religion? Yeah. That's what I'm going to be talking about at the next church meeting. The one we go to? Hey, hey, hey, let's do an act out of that.

We'll be your parishioners and you'll be the... Becky's evil. He'll eat you. It's not good so far. I never went to church. I never went to church. I had to go to church when I went to a Catholic high school for two years. Cat? Can I got?

He was a Catholic! And I got, I got to spend every three days because I went to Mass on My Arms. But it was awesome. Like really fun. Yeah, and I've always found that religion is fun on shrubs. Yeah, it doesn't get weird. That Jesus on the cross was like, it's actually pretty funny when you think about it. Why they could have ripsed a darn much.

New story. New story. Nice. They have just had their annual butchers procession in a Melbourne. And the news reminds us that the people of Sydney have nothing of the sort. Oh snap! Shots fired! It's true. We got nothing to this little. Well, I am proud disappointing. This is rather a pity for the butcher is perhaps the representative of the Jollius class in a sad world. They're meat santas. Oh, the Jolli meat man.

I'm cutting up animals. Now, do we have any? Do we have any butchers in the crowd? Let's talk about them. Alright. Let's fucking have that. Because they've got a special language, you know, butchers. They do? They do, but I'm struggling to, I'm all I'm thinking is pig Latin, but I know that um, that's to, that's a different language, but they, well let's thinking is pig Latin, but I know that um, that's to that's a different language

But that's here some pig Latin Maybe it's a day What should I say about him? Oh, no, but then he'll know Is that true the book is that there is that yeah, but I'm just trying to think it's like they take the That's why I was really hoping there'd be a butcher in but um what the fuck does that mean? Well, I'll have a day they have a language I want to say like this lady's got nice tits. It's something like um oh I was thinking your type of thing and like it was an ancient Latin sort of thing

No, no, it's more like it's more like a type of way they could ogle and Check out those sirloin Yeah, yeah business Check out those sirloins So you're just saying butchers know how to be creepier than the regular person yes, I bet you know, I you know everyone has so fun at work, but um But I'm just I'm so annoyed. I can't remember it anyway. It doesn't matter Does anyone have a butcher they can call that's close? I? Actually do what you're looking for yourself. Anyway, they don't backwinds, yes.

Yes, you do carry a lot. Are you looking up? No, it's not being like nice tits, maybe like tits nice. What does he mean? What does he mean? Stits, stits, ees, and oh, OK, so we can't. So it's bullshit. Yeah. Oh, okay, so we can't. So it's bullshit.

Yeah. Oh, fuck, that's what I'm reading. That's paper. Oh, they love butchers. They love butchers. That at the same time as you and you're reading the fucking thing. But they love, they'll go on.

Okay. Did anyone ever meet a disparate? Meat. Did anyone ever meet a disparaging butcher or a vindictive or a hard-hearted, but the idea is impossible. There may be... Wow.

This is big butcher got to this paper. The meat industrial complex. No, this paper's trying to fuck a butcher. Like the paper's like, hey buddy, do you see what I wrote about you today. They're made to some who in their apprenticeship have that word is not a word. Sure. Well it might be it just might be Australian. It might be it might be butcher talk.

Instant trophic? What's it backwards? Yeah. Read it backwards Dave. Jugs. Yeah. It's true. Perhaps they fall in love with their master's daughter or doubt their ability ever to please the ladies of a cheap and populist neighborhood. This is a really weird article. A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha It's like a poem or it's like beat poetry. Yeah, I'm a butcher if I say that I am the one on the very old...

I can't do some poetry, okay? I admit it. I'm the generous juices of the joints that he is. What? They miss Campy happening anymore. But he is constantly handling... I'm sorry, I can't write, I got to go masturbate for a little while. Woo! When did you start pitching porn, morning arrow? Seem to pass into his every composition.

There is something merrily meaty. A mirror. It's very leak. Look. An unhappy butcher is as a great rarity as a thin one. Well, finally something, and I feel like, I mean, that is quite a dirt. And my theory is that butchers grow fat and merry because they, perceiving so much human nature, and grow to base most of people in the same position

do after a time good-hearted cynics. So this guy fucking wrote, this guy loves, it goes on and on, I mean, I'm gonna stop reading it, but this guy's really into fucking watching. Is it kind of like, he has a connection to Butchers or I know there was a real thing like, Banjo Patterson, he used to kind of of pretend to be one of the sheep's shears and he used to lured the thing.

He was actually a very fancy poet. Like he went to a good school and he pretended that he was out there with the, like is this kind of similar? Like a journalist being like, oh my god, I've just seen the value in the workers. This is amazing. Right.

I'm a man. Journalists normally are very in touch with the working class. Yeah. Like that's how it feels. But it's like, oh my god, I've just realized what my meat comes from. It's fucking amazing. We need to have a parade for them.

Yeah. I don't know. What is it? What is this article? Well, I don't know. I'm done with it. What pages is this on? Now we're on page seven

It's a classified the first few pages were all classifieds Thief this is a new article theft James Patterson and Charles Wattna for stealing a hat belonging to a Chow and a hat belonging to sick Chow were at the Central Police two dollars each, two pounds each, and 21 days in prison. Oh, wow. What? For a hat. For a hat theft, 21 days in a slumber. Oh my god.

What the fuck? This must be some nice hats. I don't think anyone would go to jail for that long for stealing your hat. No. No. They're like, that's a community service. Oh, sorry, sorry Dave, I'm a rose comic now.

I've had three ones and I'm feeling mean. It's a Sydney tradition. Yeah, yeah. Stealing you still have me out. Stealing a glass at the water police court before... At the water police court, that's where the Natador is. I make rulings underwater. Now if you'll excuse me, the room. Stinographer, join me underwater if you want to know what to type.

At the water police court, before Mr. Edwards, Mr. Healy 32 is convicted of stealing a wine glass, valued at 6D. What's D? Oh. Oh. Those paintings back then? 6 pints, the property of Jane Ryan,

licensee of Ryan's family hotel, the accused who had a bad police record was sentenced to three months in prison with hardly, he stole a fucking glass! That's right! By the way, if he were to steal your glass, he wouldn't be put away for more than 40 seconds. What the fuck? You're gonna dumb hat glass! What in the fuck just happened?

We've turned on you! Laffited butchers, huh? Not so funny now, isn't it asshole? A lot of hat hate going on. God damn it! Hey, what a beautiful head of hair. We love you Dave. It's not though, it's a hat head.

I think it's gorgeous. Yeah. Suppose case of poisoning. So this is like page 8. After we talked about a guy who does underwater magic. Yeah, he was on the site. Someone poisoned someone and they're like, we'll end the paper with that. A woman named Elizabeth Cox about 40 years of age was found dead at her residence, Merrickville, on Tuesday evening. Do you know, do you guys know this story? Oh, okay. Oh, more than the poisoning?

Yeah, okay. Just see, just see. It's a woman's dead, but you're like, that city's horrible. Just see, it's lived alone, and when discovered, was lying on the floor. Oh, wow, that's how you know she lived alone. That's what I do. I live alone. The body was conveyed to the South Signi Morg and yesterday morning the city corner initiated an inquest with a view discovering the cause of death. Dr. Taylor, Governor Pathologist, examination of the body stated that the symptoms of poisoning by phosphorus were presented. And a journey until Thursday next was made in order to allow the

government and analysts to examine the stomach. So you got to wait a little while to get the stomach guy in there. It's probably a butcher. It's probably some skle or a cat. One. It's Mara, it's a little bit of a rescue dog. Sorry. One witness stated that the seas had admitted to having twice attempted to commit suicide by jumping into the water at Manley. But a Natador saved her. And at Lavender Bay respectively.

On the first occasion, she was arrested. And on the second, the waves threw her back on the shore. Oh my God. First one, the authority stepped in. The second got. I like how the- And that's what Sydney used to be. It used to be a community.

It was like, yeah. I mean, because we're pretty, the idea of arresting someone who tries to take their own life is always so fucking weird. Great. Oh. Yeah. Weird.

I kind of, yeah, I mean, does that still have a heavy heart of that? Well, I mean, I would say now, like if you, you know, there's no longer, at least in this state, there's no, like that would be classified as having some, you know, mental problems and you would send, there was a time when you would send that person to- I feel like now when someone tries to kill themselves,

they start a podcast. That's probably fair. But now it's like you'll, like it's gonna be- Thank you, that is funny. I don't know what's wrong with this video. Yeah, that was funny. That was funny. That was funny.

I know, I got a laugh out of the David Anthony, and that means more to me than anything. It is a good feeling. I had had Anthony. New story, a recent lecture delivered by Dr. Hodgson in Sydney on May 10th called Cycling for Ladies, has been published by the author. I, he's definitely anti, right? Oh, 100%. 100%. 100%.

I mean, we've learned on the dollop that other show that, like, public transit was not, was terrible for women's wounds. I can't. Yeah, so I would imagine that any male doctor in this time is... I don't know what to call it, cycling for ladies or killing your vagina. I'd rather this than be told I should do spin. This is a bad thing, I can get into this. That can be your reason now. Well, the staff are killing me.

He said, I will die if I have an exemption from the soul cycle. Oh, we got a military tournament at the military. Wait, is that it? It's a different that's the whole story. The whole story about this guy published this thing about. That's it. That's it. There's no back up.

He's just like, you're you. Is that when they talk about women's cycles? What they mean? Yeah, yeah, I saw that on a ad and it scared me Is that I wondered Oh, this is a London story at the military tournament at the agricultural hall yesterday a team from New South Wales mounted rifles Defeated a team of new South Wales Lancers at wrestling on horseback. I thought it was gonna be with rifles. How is that not still a thing?

Holy shit, I would watch that all the fucking time. Oh my god. Wrestling on horseback. What the fuck are we doing? I mean, allow these things to go away. Have you seen like medieval horse battle and be like too complicated? Get rid of the weapons.

Let them wrestle each other. Just looks like too complicated. Get rid of the weapons. Let them wrestle each other. It just looks like centars. What does that fucking look like? I mean, it's just two guys trying to push you off a horse, right? I guess it is just kind of like horse chicken. Yeah, but I would wonder if you have to stay on your horse or if you can jump at the other fellow.

I think it's just polo for people who aren't incestuous. Polo for polo. Ah. Ah. You know, it's the real ones, the real ones. Or then that guy saw that and he was like, what if they had malice? It's what I've learned. And they were related to me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's Tori? Some people love it and everyone else wants me dead. But there's a lot of polo. But I find that exciting and I will wrestle you all.

Yeah. Once the butcher gets here. Extensive candle robbery. Oh my god. For considerable time, past large quantities of a special make of candles for the use of the Imperial Navy have been constantly missed from the works of the Sydney soap and candle company at Ty's Hill. I can't read it.

The police had the matter in hand. One of the most serious aspects of the case is that the company is under bond not to sell candles of this make in the colonies and that notwithstanding this arrangement the goods have been placed on the local market. The accused will be brought. This is about fucking someone stealing candles. There's illegal candles. They fucking make... there's a kind of candle that they can't make. Yeah, the Navy candle.

What the fuck is happening? It's so crazy. It's like people just steal each other's shit all the time now. Like I just, when I get stuff from Amazon or whatever, it's like, it just gets stolen. Oh, I thought you were gonna go the other way and be like, I'll see stuff on people's porches. I'll just take it.

Yeah, they're all doing it. It's like, why do I have to do it? They're all doing it, yeah. They're all doing it, yeah. They're all doing it, yeah. They're all doing it, yeah. They're all doing it, yeah. They're all doing it, yeah. They're all doing it, yeah.

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Hope you don't want to have kids. This is under country news. Okay. I was surprised the chest match didn't take it. Well they love the condemned man more. The what? The condemned man more. Oh, the condemned man more.

Dubbo. It's a great. That's a fucking great name. What the condemned man more the condemned man more double Great. That's a fucking great name. That's I thought I was hoping that was the guy's name. No, so that's very Australian Someone had Someone had to name their kid double have some respect guys. How's one of our greatest zoos? Okay Is that what you call dumb o there? Okay. Ah! Ah! So I just...

Is that what you call Dumbo there? Dabbo! Thomas Moore, the breadman's bed murderer, whose execution has been fixed for 24th June, was informed of the decision of the executive, remarked that he could only die once. Sorry, who's telling him that? The executive.

So some guys like, you realize you shouldn't be so happy. Whatever, 24th, then I'm back out on the streets again. This is it. He spends his time smoking and reading and gives the jail warden's no trouble. He is being visited by the Sisters of Mursy Daily. His fate does not seem to trouble him. That's the whole story.

Wow. So he's a dead man chilling. Yeah, he's a guy who's, they're like, this guy is fine with being killed. Yeah, I'm in, he's an absolute pleasure. It's the same way you have to execute this. There's four or five others I wouldn't mind doing away with, but this guy, I'm going to miss Dubbo.

I mean, he's right. You can't only die once, I guess. I mean, I don't know. I think Americans get two or three. Yeah, I mean, as comics,. You can't only die once, I guess. I mean, I mean... I think Americans get two or three. Yeah, I mean, as comics, we can continue to die. I will. I will. I will. In the Spillity. In any way. New story, as that comic, just kind of.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you saw Death's Voice. Sort of... Yeah, I just sort of died in the ass. So... Francis Douglas Bell, 40 years of age and engineer, lately employed on the proprietary mine, was found dead this morning in a paddock at North Broken Hill. He wasn't an panic, whoever found him was. He was found in a paddock. Not a panic, a paddock.

Oh, yeah. Oh, keep going, sir. As you were, my friend. His throat was gone. He was like, oh my god, I've passed away. He's freaking out guys. I don't know if he knows he just gets one. His throat was cut and his right hand held a small open pocket knife. Indications point to it being your case of suicide.

No, it's a fucking murder. Cut the snack and put the fucking knife in his- locations point to it being a case of suicide. No, it's a fucking murder! Yeah. Take, cut this neck and put the fucking knife in his- Police? Police always did that. They were like, well, seems to be a clear-cut case of suicide. Yeah, it's clear cut. Yeah.

They were very lazy. Clearly not like now, with their perfect. No. No, they're recovering their body cameras then, too. No one slits their throat. Oh, they're covering their body cameras then too. No one slits their throat. Oh, come on. Yeah, that's where I'm at. Nives out.

Nives out. It isn't good movie, I liked it. You didn't like it. Oh, I'll split it. No, but it's not. But, ooh, but I'll say, just see the baby. I can't bear a sponsor. I don't know. I think what movies are talking. The Australian are talking.

They've found a thing they want to talk about. Yeah, yeah. I think it's called, let us out, getting more information. I'll act as one of them and do some undercover. It was producing, it was producing your friggin' country. You should know about it. What is it? What is it? Knives out. Oh, I've heard of that.

I didn't see it though. I saw it on a plane. I quite liked it. I did too. I made another one. I'm scared of that. Do you guys? Yes, they've made another one. When's it coming out? Well, I think soon. After the great butcher. Yeah. So this guy's gotten stabbed in a paddock.

Police have come up and been like, no, this is throatless. He had mental health problems. Yeah. Well, we can assume. But he probably, I mean, he was in a mining town. He probably got killed over gold. OK. I mean, Dave, to be fair, I feel like you're

inserting some story that isn't actually there. You're being very specific. You're acting like an investigator. Much like a knives out. A movie. We'd all. First of all, if you sleep, if you slit your throat, you drop it. You don't hold on to it. I think that's a fair point. I just, okay. Yeah. So he dropped it and he was holding it. Yeah, he's still holding it. Yeah. I mean it wasn't as right here at her left hand. Is he right? His clue. I say he's left handed. All right, settle down. This is from Newcastle suicide by poisoning. Jesus Christ. There's a lot of suicide. by poisoning. Jesus Christ. There's a lot of suicide.

What are you fighting with a man's Dave? Yeah, this guy this guy's upset with my pronunciation. What happened? Oh, what did he say? I said Newcastle. Oh Go oh, we're gonna find Dave. We're gonna find a I will be I just said what he said. I yeah, you Dave. Let me explain sir Dave's from America. So there are What he said, yeah, David let me explain sir Dave's from America. So there are It's not a mispronunciation if he says a differently. That's just fundamental He just corrected from saying new castle to new castle He was so he was so eager to be involved in the correct Dave pronunciation game It's not David stop Bloody pretty it's not Garrett. It's not David's staff. Bloody prick.

It's not Garrett, it's Garret. Yeah, Garret. Oh, fuck. Is bloody American crap. We're taking the A-back. I mean, Bach. I mean, we join them in the war. Come on.

And then Quest was held by the city coroner at the premier hotel. Nice. Broad metto. It's it's it's premiere. Fuck. Broad metto this morning on the body of a widow named Ada Elizabeth Fenwick, 24 years of age in a widow. Man the 1800s. Who died at her residence near Hamilton on the previous evening from the effects of phosphorus poisoning.

Wow, more phosphorus. She's a laze. Now we just call that getting a bad bag. Always test your phosphorus guys. Make sure it's good. The evidence showed that deceased who had recently lost her husband had been troubled of late in regard to business matters. On Wednesday evening, her sister with whom she resided, discovered her suffering intense agony and deceased then admitted to having attempted to take her life by swallowing the heads of two boxes of matches.

Jesus! Wow. Oh my god, at what point are you full? That's a lot of- Now she's so she's scraping the mouth. She must be scraping it or just cutting the head off and just just pounding it. God. Wow. And the deceased told her that pre. Yeah, she's like, I did.

Yeah, I watched her do the whole thing. It was so full on. She ate it one by one. Say something. One by one, she did it. Took over four hours. No. It's like awesome powers Well I'm stuffed I'll have some more later

Dr. Horsefall attended deceased who died yesterday morning a Vertical death from poisoning was phosphorus self-administered was returned We don't really have a lot of work to do. No. Your sister was like, gee, a bunch of it. And he was like, you know, I think what this was, was eating matches, medically speaking. The jury added that the jury was depressed at the time. It's good to know that people have been depressed throughout the ages.

I'll say that for you. Right? It's not just, everyone's always like, oh, we're the most depressed generation. It's like, it was always around. Yeah, eat two books of matches and get back to me. LAUGHTER Ooh.

Oh, new story. A new idea from America, the land of new ideas. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did. Is it out of her own new castle?

Yeah. Be the best country ever in your minds. And no idea if America, the land of new ideas, is the bridal book. It is easy to describe, it's beginning, but to say where it shall end is another thing. Who but a woman would think of such a thing? I mean,'m a bit confused. What is the first bridal book? It's like scrapbooking, like the first scrapping. We're going to have a description of it now. A bridal book where it shall... Thank you Gary. I don't know why Dave would have jumped at this point.

It's because of the hot thing. Yeah, he's still mad. You do have an internal conflict. You're lucky about the new castle guy. He really took a lot of pressure off of you. I'm from Newcastle! Yeah. A bridal book wherein she'll be set pieces of the trousseau,

flowers from the bridal bouquet, flowers from the chancel, pieces of the trousseau, flowers from the bridle bouquet, flowers from the chancel, pieces of white women, that fenced off the bridle pews from the common crowd, the cover of the wedding ring box torn from its border, laced from the cake boxes, bills of fair from the various hotels at which the new wedding just stops. The adresses, the taillers, hotel bills. Hotel bills. Hotel bills. We got ripped off then.

Spaces of wild flowers gathered while on the honeymoon. And things too numerous to mention. Well, hopefully not all of them. Hopefully not all of them. Things too numerous to mention. Yeah, now they finally got there. Well, there's a lot of shit here. Yeah.

The grooms come the first load The wedding anal you were promised The soiled mattress A koala mattress to be frank I say it is it is it's a Keepsakes I say where they are. So it is, it's a like a keepsakes. Yeah, it's the invention of the scrapbook from America. Yeah.

Land of ideas. Yeah, you've always kind of ruined us with you. Yeah, I was just going to say, it's like that's, if you've that sort of is like the skins of Instagram based. Totally, it's, yeah, it's the kind of capitalism like, oh, it's not about the experience. It's about Showing it. Yeah, I'm sorry Dave said something School shooting something we also like to scrap book. I know I American inventions. Yeah, yeah other great American inventions. Yeah, for sure. Thank you. I said cluster

But every time there's a school shooting you guys pick up the shells of the The books called thoughts Traditionally if you don't get shot you you get a shell. Yeah That you keep with your a student and you put on a necklace We do that with a sharp two She means a shark. Oh, this guy's upside. This is a letter. Uh-oh.

I love, I'm actually really enjoying this. It's fun to kind of transport yourself back into. Yeah. Yeah. Simpler, weirder times. Yeah. To the editor of the herald, sir, on looking over the names of the songs to be sung

at the record-rained celebrations, I am surprised that the favorite school song, Advanced Australia Fair, has been left out. Oh my god, this is, I mean, even in this time, there's bigger fish to fry than this one. I do not attribute any want of judgment on the part of those who have made the selection, but I speak with the feelings of an old public schoolboy.

An old public schoolboy? How old is that makes no sense. It used to be a public, ex public schoolboy, I think is what it means. Yeah, but he's an old saying you're an old schoolboy. I'm a 42-year-old public schoolboy. Yes, I am an old boy. Old boy is an oxymoron. I'm an old boy.

I'm a 50 year old boy. There must be merit in the song mentioned of some kind or the military authorities would not have adopted it as the principal march at reviewing tattoos, et cetera. Tattoos. Yeah, he's definitely thinking it turned. And there's not a band in the colony, but what has played it. Whoever the author, Emma Kisses, has always been a puzzler.

But it is evident. A puzzler? A puzzler. But it is evident he is not a professional musician, or we should have heard of him long ago. I trust it not too late, get to add the song with which the young Australians is a general favorite signed loyal Australian. Wow. It's a loyal lunatic. What a surprise. Isn't that that classic thing about anyone who writes? Is this he's written in?

Yeah. Anyone, that's the first sign of being insane that you write in? I don't think that that's a famous quote or something that can anyone confirm this. It's like the first sign of mental illness is writing a letter to the editor. Really? And that's why our society is so crazy because everyone's fucking comments on shit. Yeah, I guess the same. It is like a bit of a mental. I need to be heard and seen. Well, and also if you are complaining about this, it's like you don't know what problems are.

Yeah. Like this guy's biggest beef is like, you left a song I love off of the list. Yeah, where is it should say she left, and I miss her. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's completely enough lag. And by the way, after hearing that letter, he really is an old boy.

Yeah. He's just an old, whiny boy. Yeah, I mean, it's sad. I mean, I always try to have a bit of sympathy for these people, because it's like, he has to soldier for a time where things are simpler. He sung his song and he had meaning, and it's like the world's complicated and scary.

He doesn't get it, and he misses it. And it's like, and I think that that's sad. And that's how to much one. Yeah, I mean, also. And now I love this man. Who is he? What's his name? I mean also he could just be a con. I know, but you know.

Good counterpoint, that's one. People with many things, people with constant other things. And I speak from experience. I think Dan's written into too many papers. He says, this is a normal thing to do. You call these flowers! I start most of them. This is an ad, just a little ad down at the bottom. If you have them as fortune of being thrown from a horse, wow. It's a good start. Is this about

wrestling? Or run over by a tram. In that order? And really, honestly, like, I would, okay. And picked up in the shape of a bag full of bones. Do you need representation? I'm your guy! Nobody gets more money for people being throats and sacks and getting their bones broken. Toss from horses or run over by trams. Also, are you on fire?

Also, have you been put on fire or are you going to take a water? Then you need to call Jake Covey and Anderson. You are a fit subject for surgical treatment. Oh, cool. That's right. A new art called surgeries here. But if you only have a trifle off or an under the weather

or suffering from any sort of depression, all you actually require is a few doses of Minerva Tonic. Oh, geez. So is this for surgery or nerve-tone? No, he's saying if you have been... Oh, this is for nerve-tone. Yeah, he's saying if you have been run over by tram or pulverized by a horse and are back of bones

as you go to a surgeon. But if you have any other problems, if you have like a cold, well, we've got something for you. So it's kind of like you your health care system in America. Very similar. He caught a full-on surgery or medical care. What about these?

Arsecot. That'll solve your problems. You can't have problems when you don't know what living is. American health care. I bet if you were a zombie, you wouldn't care so much. Do you know your name? No, well you're probably a little less than But also how much is this no electronic and how can I get some? Doesn't say how much it is just says careful. I might have phosphorus. It might be awesome

No, it could be I mean you must have stuff was amazing. Yeah, it was certainly yeah Western Australia, Perth. On the evening of the 26 May, shortly after the SS Aruba left Colombo, a third class pastor named Yon's Christiane Jensen, age 33, who had shown signs of insanity during the voyage, jumped overboard. Well, that's like, that's most cruises. He's like I'm gonna drink four cocktails. Play the Poke. Although a lighted bully was thrown in a boat search for an hour he was not seen to get. Oh, wow.

Well, that's as you get to the yarns. That's crazy. Yeah, and a fucking good time. All right, I don't know if you need to. Up until the time. Yeah, I get it. You also could have been like, he could have swam away and it could have been an old thing.

It could have been an old buoy. There's a real ship caught like... Yep. Go ahead. Oh, it doesn't matter. OK. Ah! I ruined that one. No, no.

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But you think. No? I mean, yeah! It better not be that guy, because he's going to shit on Dave's pronunciation. It's broken, Hyle! No, it isn't Dave. A man named James Taylor being the unfortunate victim. In my mind, I'm going. Sorry. No, go on, go on. Taylor was working with his mates, Humphreys and Barry,

at the bottom of the cut filling trucks through what is locally known as a Chinaman Pass. As a what? OK, so it is what I heard. Okay. I can tell by the reaction. What's the, what's a Chinapass? What does that mean?

Chinaman's pass. Chinaman's pass. I don't know, I assume it's a dangerous place and they make people who are watching. Yeah, okay. It's tough for white people to guess what that is. Yeah, I have a Chinese boyfriend, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, What is wrong with you people? I don't know if they're woke or hate me. I don't know what's going on. I feel like they're so...

I don't know what's going on. What is locally known as Chinaman Pass, raking the mullick from a few feet above when the debris started to fall? Taylor ran towards the Chinaman, but tripped and fell. I like how Taylor gets his name in the paper. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So there's two men. Taylor? Taylor? Three men. There's three. There's three. Taylor, Humphreys, and Barry. OK.

And they're going through China as far. Which we all agree is not the right word, but we can't change history. Right. We can't. There's the name, and that's all we know. And that stuff started falling. The debris.

Several tons of stuff fell, pinning him down, doing him fearful injury. One of his legs was literally torn off at the thigh, and the other was smashed and mutilated. Taylor was removed to the hospital as quickly as possible, but after some hours agony, he succumbed. He's 40 years of age unmarried and had no relatives in Australia. Well, then who cares? No.

Did he die? That's what I, that's me. Hey, let's do a role play. OK, I'm one of your friends and you're James Taylor. OK. Is it one of his friends who cut off or James Taylor right Taylor's leg Taylor's leg, but one of his like the friends were okay to go okay, okay So the rocks have come down your pin down

Oh my god, my legs one of us tore it off and the others just useless now God hey look we'll try and lift it off please Try harder Oh God, hey look we'll try and lift it off. Please. Ah, try harder. I'm sure. Why are you making that noise? I feel like you're not trying. I'm really trying. Is that supposed to be, you're, you're, you're, doesn't look like you're flexing.

No, no. You both have. No, I am and like you're a really cool guy but like, wait, we've got to leave like, what? Leave. We'll be conscious. I could pull through. I know, but I don't feel like you will and like you're a really cool guy but like we've got to leave like what leave will be constant I could pull through I know but I don't feel like you will and like what what Is this because I'm single? It's it is and it's because you speak that way as well. It's it's I normally don't talk like you've never heard me with things on my legs leg I guess rather it's just so screechy. When I could talk normal, if it all helps,

with you removing the debris. I just think it's a kind of doggy dog world and we've got to get out of here and like. And you know what? There's going to be a movie in a couple years called 27 hours and 47 hours, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. I think it'll be 28 hours. I think it's 28 hours. I think it's 28 hours. I think it's a hundred, 28 hours.

I think it's a hundred, 28 hours. 28 hours is like a little more than a day. Which again would be amazing, but I don't know if it's movie making amazing. The point is, if it's bad enough, you will cut it off, but we've got to get out of here. I don't, but that, uh. But honestly, it was so good to meet you.

I really, I met you before today! Yeah, yeah, we clicked, but um... Yeah... Alright, I'm gonna die now. Okay, bye-bye! I think that's kinda how it went. Definitely talking about the movie. Figuring out that it was...

More than a day. 28 hours. I know, I know. You cut it off after 28 hours? Really? Is he really? You're not going to be okay. I think he could. I cut it off after the second hour. What? I was terrified. I didn't know. I kind of freaked out real early on this one. Yeah, we got here in eight hours. Yeah, I probably would have been fine, huh?

In a way, I've always wanted to cut an arm off with my body, I guess. Seems like a good time to scratch the fetish it. And yes, it was an erotic choice. I'll tell you one thing I didn't want to cut off after I cut the arm off. My penis. Oh.

I would have lifted the rock off there, but I wouldn't have been able to do it in that order. I guess you could call my stomach a scrapbook. Hello. Some of you. Yeah. Some of you. The corner formally opened an inquest yesterday afternoon.

The journey. New story? No, same one. What he solves this time. But I want to just wrap it up. quest yesterday afternoon the jury. Why not a new story? No, same one. I'm not. I'm not going to solve this. But I want to just wrap it up. The corner formally opened an inquest yesterday afternoon and the jury after viewing the body.

The jury. What? Well, they have a, I know, but they have a, they have a, it's still weird for the jury to be like, yeah, it's a new version of 12 angry men. One guy's like, he's not dead. No, yeah. I feel like we've got to convince him. I believe he's still alive.

But they're supposed to decide how he died and if it's a murder or not. Right. And they look at the body and instead of going like, well that's clearly an accident they went. We got to go home because they just adjourned for the day. Well, okay, after throw up. We should go. Do it to a cat. Let's see what happens.

That guy is half add new intercapes smart capes for young ladies smart Jesse Cates for line capes opera capes cloaks fur capes fur capes fur capes capes for ladies all right we'll wrap this up a little bit. That's so feminist, you know, like, women can be super heroes. Yeah, right. They're ahead of Marvel, but 100 years. That's one of the main reasons women couldn't ride bikes back then.

Yeah. Caps are getting caught. It's about your fur cape. Starting to sound weird, honestly. I'm going to say fur cape in my heart. Fur cape. Yeah, starting to... It's fur cape. Sorry.

Sorry, you're right. Last one. Keep sticking to the action. It's a little foreign correspondence. The Dublin Correspondent of the Lancet says that an athletic contest held recently in Fremont County Cork, a man named James Lutter, 82 years old, covered 33 feet in three standing jumps. Several young men failed to come within three feet of this distance.

82 year old Irishman went 33 meters in three jumps. Well, 33 feet. 33 feet. So I'm not a leprechaun. Can some... Oh, did you just do that? You're amazing woman. What happened?

Are you a mathematician? Three feats of meat. Okay, that's okay. All right, we got a translate for that. In my mind, you're a genius. The backwards countries. Okay, so 10 meters. 11, it was, yeah.

Oh, 11, I could do that. You can't eat that. I have an illness where I think I could do anything. I'll tell you, couldn't do it would be Taylor. So... No. Or the dead guy in the paddock. Either, yeah, no. If they're standing jumps, that means he's not running,

and he's jumping 11 feet. Each jump. But so it's just, it's like, jump like jump jump jump. Yeah, which is which is crazy Well, what's okay. What about what's the um Olympic sport where it skip long jump pet triple job and that's like It feels like this is a triple jumping on a standing jump a standing jump. I think he's when you Stand in the jump and I can do that like two and a half feet. Like I could do a solid and then probably hurt something. Like I would break a. And he's Irish?

Yeah. So that might be why. They move faster. Yeah. They have very, very, I would say hollow bones. Yeah. He was powered by ale. Oh, oh, I'm deterred.

And that was the story that he jumped that many times. Yeah, that was it. I can, while I'll end on this, the Victorian police force of the 774 men who presented themselves for examination for entrance to the Victorian police force, only 127, pass the medical examination. How many went out for it? Oh, so the same as now. 774, it'll matter 127, pass. Get that fucking 82-year-old Irishman out there.

You're fucking bringer. That's interesting. I knew a bunch of guys who tried out for the cops and none of them passed. But then have you seen the cops? So once you get in, you're like, okay, now it's just time to eat fudge. Yeah, that is weird. Well, I think they, especially some of my friends had mental things but dealt with them. And they went out in the cops.

Whereas I think the cops now just don't tell like their psychopaths and they're like, I've never been upset in my life. Yeah, they're like, we want to give you mental issues. We don't want you to have up coming into the gift. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want you to never admit to your feelings. Yeah. So you can push down things that aren't right. First you die inside, then you get the good. Yeah.

He wasn't shooting that suspect in the back he was shooting his dad. Well now I want to be a cop. Thank you guys for coming out giving up for our guest Becky Lucas. Appreciate it. Thanks for having us! Bless you!