The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 33 - The Past Times with Mike Winfield

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian Mike Winfield Redbubble Merch   DoorDash Code: TPT

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as our guest this week mike e when field the great popular mike e when field How you doing Mike? Hey, is that what they call him? Like a ho... You see, you're demuring. You're like, am I really doing what? You're doing really well. I mean, you had a hell of a run on America's Got Talent. Now you're doing a residency at the Luxor in Vegas hosting an America's Got Talent show. I mean, you've got to be like, things are pretty good. You know what, you are absolutely right.

I guess things are great. But you know, when you're inside of it, sometimes you don't know how it's happening, but then when you pointed out like that, you're right, things are exceptional. Yeah, you should, yeah, well, let's slow down. Nobody said except, let's pump the brakes a little bit. I'm not, I didn't say the word except no

I like exceptional So you're doing that and then you'll be on tour Starting in September and you people can go to bigast teeth.com to check out your tour dates and all that stuff Yes, it's no f so it's teeth. There's just big ass teeth Because people get confused you think you have big ass teeth. You know what? I think my face finally caught up Yeah, I was gonna say it all seems pretty good. Yeah, it doesn't seem you don't see in that Yeah, it's not like a I don't look at look at that T. Thie motherfucker I mean there was a time yeah T. Thie and and by the way Dave

If people want to go to your website, it's bigassass.com. So check out your tour dates. That has changed. Yeah, no, you have not grown into it. No, I'm not cut up to that. All right, Mike. So, you know, this basically, we'll just go through some newspaper. I think we've done as early as like 1600, which the news then was super bizarre. We've done some, have we done any in the 2000s, Dave? I don't think so. That's too far. I don't think we have.

No, but I always like to start by taking a guess as to what year. Prices, right rules. If you're over nothing, if you're the closest, you win both showcases. Yes. So, I'll take a guess and I'll guess we're going to do 1912 is my guess. Mike, you're more than welcome to take a stab. Yeah, I'm going to go with 1927. Wow, close. So,

we really are prizes writing it. Dave? Garrett, that's pretty, you were pretty close. Really? 1908. Pretty good. I'm not good at much. I will say Mike, I have been pretty good at the guessing. I have. Good for you.

I went over. So I would have got the buzz. Yeah, you know, no. No, I'm over too. So neither of us, it's kind of a one of those weak-ass showcases. But, but anyway anyway here we are September 8th 1908 it is the star and Newark advertiser from Newark, New Jersey Where we met do you remember that we met in at the stress factory? Like yes, we did what a great way yeah, yeah, yeah

That's great that there's a club called the stress factory Yeah, yeah, that's great that there's a club called the stress factor Yeah, I was just there I was just there in December and it was incredible. It was great Say hi to Vinnie Yeah, they still have a pay phone on stage. Yeah, do they really still have that? Yeah Well, no comic has ever talked about it Yeah. Well, no comic has ever talked about it. No, it actually... I've heard that.

It rang during my set, so I answered it. No way. You're like, I love it. Yeah, it was someone from 1912. That's amazing. That's so close to the... That's the year I picked. All right, Dave, what do we...

And you'll find the order of these mic can be very bizarre. But maybe this is what i got the shit together now i doubt it okay uh... it and then it's it answers for fort and comium is cited that's a speech getting emotional

i got a look like i'll get can get a little while it's a dooreches do that too. Yeah. Atlantic City, the combined committee of the board of trade, hotel, men's association, and the business league formed to reply to the charges of governor fort on Sunday, on Sunday liquor selling and gambling, which, uh, Mike, you're probably like me. You probably have no idea what's happening. What's happening? on Sunday liquor selling and gambling, which... Mike, you're probably like me.

You probably have no idea what's happening. What's happening? It sounds like the governor made a speech about liquor selling and gambling. Being a game's governor for? Is that a name governor for? Okay, okay. We're rolling.

So it sounds like he made a speech against drinking and selling the girl and gambling. is it true the governor's mansion was just a bunch of pillows with a blanket on top That's what I don't get I don't get it. It's a for it's pillow for it. It's a good joke Yeah, no My if I was on America's got talisman, but how would that go? You would you would advance it in next round. Like everyone needs a governor's for its bedroom joke.

Because the originality is what the world's looking for right now. Absolutely. You can tell it's not scripted, because it bombs. OK. But did it officially? Did it burn? I mean, I like this positivity we have, God. This is good. I'm just saying in an audience of two if no one lasts

I mean it feels like it's like a tree falling in the woods maybe yeah, yeah, yeah, it didn't feel good We got it. You got some stairs Yeah, that's cool. That's what I was after yeah Okay, and this is back when they were making alcohol like everyone was making it in their own bedroom. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Yeah. People be as a hotbed of vice. So as to Sunday liquor selling, the committee states that the log against it has long been a dead letter throughout the state. And liquor has been sold openly on Sunday since Atlantic City was founded.

So there's a log in selling on on Sunday, but they're just selling it. Right. Everyone's like, no, we want it. And no one's doing it. Has Atlantic City always been Atlantic City? Has it always been like that? No, no. It used to be like a regular place.

Yeah, but yeah, they're pre gambling yet totally. But they were probably still a hotbed. It sounds like that was still like the spot. They had some shit going on. Yeah, I was like a resort party town probably. Okay. Right. Okay. So there's selling booze illegally on Sundays. Atlantic City has been frank about her violation of the XI's laws. Atlantic's and wait, sorry, has been frank about her? Have they

feminized the town? Yeah, they did. They called the Lex City a lady. So she was like, right, she? Yeah, they did. They called the Lex City a lady. So she was like, reach for comment. She's like, fuck you. Right. No, I don't think so. Oh, no. And for that reason,

hopes that the legislature will not permit longer to remain upon the statute books. Oh, they want to get rid of the, they want to get rid of the law, drinking on Sunday. The committee declares that gambling is practically unknown to a panic cities ten thousand well no is it ten that that's ten ten million annual visitors

it's sites efforts to introduce gambling in recent years and states that the ideal authorities have always successfully opposed them so there's a great seat Go ahead Mike. No, no good Well, it's like that so there this is them being like gambling will be fine here So it's just like it's like it's like Gary Busy being like what's this cocaine? They're no, they're saying there isn't gambling and there's not going to be gambling. Right.

But little do they know that that's what will define the talent. I mean, why would they outlaw something that is not there yet? Is that just something with you? Very good. That's a very good question. You know, I mean, yeah. I'm just, yeah. It's pretty American, I think.

So they're outlawing, yeah, that is a great point. They're outlawing a thing that hasn't happened yet well no they're they're the boos is outlawed right and they people have tried to introduce gambling and they they've been they've been at it back and so they're just saying look we're great town and we should be able to drink and we're just talking about just on Sundays because every other day,

they're already boozing out. So these people really greedy people, these people can have six days and they're fighting for this one. This is one left. Yeah. What are we supposed to do? Think about our feelings. That's crazy. We can only promise that the Atlantic City of today, the most popular health and recreation

resort in the entire world, will be the Atlantic City of tomorrow. Well, we can honestly say that is exactly what did not happen. Yeah, right. No, no, no. It is. It's, I mean, it's America's Amos. I mean, if you've never been to Atlantic City, you get off the boardwalk and walk a block

and you're like, holy shit. Yes, Vegas. Vegas is like, that's the Atlantic City's gross. Oh. Yeah, totally. Yeah, you're like you didn't end up there, Mike. Yeah, yeah, I'm very happy that I ended up in Vegas. I'm actually hosting in beautiful here. It's beautiful. I'm actually hosting a show. I didn't

want to announce this early in Vegas in Atlantic City. I mean two shows a night. It's called America's Got Heroin and it's really not great. I love it man. It sounds like everybody comes up there and I'll tie it up. They're a lot of time off. It's hard to schedule. What's that? Yeah, that sounds very enjoyable. It's slow. Yeah. There's a great necessity that the hotels which entertain the millions who visit Atlantic City

should be able to serve such of these visitors as desire such service Wines and liquors with their meals in the hotel dining rooms upon Sunday as well as upon other days So they just want to be able to serve booze For every dinner you know dinner on a Sunday. Oh, that's what that's it. Yeah Yeah, but that's but that's like when I used to say that like I would only smoke when I drink I found myself like drinking at like 3 p.m Just to justify it. So you'd bet that you just have like clams in front of you all day while you can get shit housed That's right. Yeah, you sound you sound like you're a slippery slope guy Certainly it's been it's been a tough run

I'm sorry to hear that Garith. Hey, could you imagine going on a weekend vacation and you can't drink on the Sunday? So what about the party now on, or vacation on Thursday and Friday in Saturday? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you could do, when I was in Boston, when I lived in Boston, they didn't sell liquor on Sundays.

And so you would just have to somehow have the fortitude to just buy a ton of booze on Saturday. I mean it really just it would it just takes a small amount of planning probably to who? Sir, they've had this. Who vacations in Boston? No, that's a really good point. The Celtics. The Celtics are actually a vacation. Yes they are. Wow! Wow! Yes they are. Wow! Who's a thief? Hey, Summer is almost here and with a dash pass from DoorDash, you can save Big. You just get a dash pass a membership. I use DoorDash quite a bit. I'm a big DoorDash guy. It's just so easy. It's so

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Hyman and Sharon held up This is a new one Yeah, we a new one. Yeah, we sorry, a new one. There are no christening weddings or funerals in by on yesterday because of the Labor Day parade. The coach drivers all took part in the parade and engaged every coach in town and many from Jersey

city. Several funerals had to be postponed until tomorrow. A number of weddings were also postponed, but one couple, unable to engage a coach, walked to the church and were wed. Their appearance on the street attracting much attention. So this is a guy complaining that all the workers are celebrating being workers. And he just wants to. Is this paper just a complaint about days off, essentially? I think it might be.

Okay, so far as the theme. Yeah, it is Roman in that direction. I mean, how do you feel post-pone in a funeral? Like now you have to stretch out your melancholy? Yeah, you're like happy to put it to bed. Like, come on. Finally closer. Perfect.

Then, I mean, what about, there's not much refrigeration going on, right? So I mean, we're not about an odor issue. Ice, but you're not, you know what I mean, you're not like. They're not just, they're not just laying them out on the asphalt, like they have ways. Now, but there's ice, I mean, you, we all know what ice does. You know the difference between a Coke sitting in ice and a Coke that's in your fridge, right? know what ice does. You know the difference between a Coke sitting

and ice and a Coke that's in your fridge, right? Yeah, ice points. There's some disparity. But you know what, if a funeral's on Saturday and then they move it to Sunday, like I only wanna go on the Saturday, so I'm not going on a Sunday, that's just, yeah, I get it.

It's a little too much. Yeah, you're out. Yeah, I mean, look, the Southern Bollywood. You gotta go to Atlantic City and not drink. So. Yeah, I mean, look, the southern body, you gotta go to Atlantic City and not drink. So now from what I'm understanding here, he's what Mike says is that it doesn't matter because he's not going. So it's right. The body can hang out for a while. It doesn't matter. He's crazy to push it to next Saturday. Is that possible? Is it kind of I sur down for another five, six days? Well, I flew in the town so I'm leaving. You know, my tickets are already paid for and they

didn't have exchange and tickets back then. I'll tell you the only thing I've paid for in my respects and I'll see you all later. Good luck with the burial. It's this town called Bayon. I Is this town called Bayon That's hard to be B a Y O N N E. I've seen that somewhere. Yeah, that's a well-crafted word sounds like it Killed by a train in Bayon. Oh, boy. That's a rough way to go man. Yeah, the great beyond Every single person that has ever been killed by train their last thought is oh fuck Whoops everyone it was a train Mark Rosengarten of

29 West 37th by the way we should say is Mike. They always tell they always put the person's address in no matter what I'm living or dead Whatever then whoever's in the new they're like you, you're the find-em-on crab street. Ha ha ha ha. Wait, is this still the guy with the train? Yeah, we're still at the train. Okay, good. Okay, great, great, great. Mark Rosengarten of Béon, while crossing

the New Jersey Central Railroad tracks at 13th Street, yesterday was run down by a train of call cars. He was thrown beneath the wheels and his legs were cut off. He died soon after being removed to the city hospital. He was let he bled out through the legs. Yeah well there were no more legs so yeah. Back then that was that was it. They were gone. Yeah. You back only back then? Well, I mean, I'm gonna give a better shot now, right? Yeah.

I mean, you're not wrong. It's not great. Yeah, it's not great either way. But back then they were like, look, Ted, you're dead. Do you understand? Your legs are gone. There's a lot of blood coming out. Is there more Dave to the story?

Like, what was he doing at the train tracks? What's he dancing? I don't know, you want to know? What, not only what was he doing, but they're like, the train that he was running down. It's like, it's like the train was chasing him and then finally caught up and just cut off his leg. What is this, looney tunes?

He tried to run through a little hole that was actually a painting. That's the whole story, man. That's a whole different guy. Yeah, wow, that's cool. I thought he was saving a damsel and distress. That's what happened in 1914. I mean, just legs. You would think that you would be able to outmaneuver if it was just legs like you're wait that

What there's another there's another story right here. That's the same story They wanted to make sure people read about it. It's one for each leg. I'm still in the front page It just says legs cut off by train. He dies. Oh, here we go. Here's maybe this journalist was on the other side of the tracks. We're covering it. This is our story. So here, this answer is some questions. Oh good. Such suction of passing express draws beyond man under wheels. No, sorry, I'm gonna, I'm not great at physics or science, but it should trade. No, suck.

They don't suck you. Oh my God. The only, no. No. Everybody at a trade station have to pay. This is a ghost, ghost buster. This train. They would suck you wonder.

No, no, no. i just know this is a this is a gruesome piece of artwork and i have a train is sucking people at the tracks don't stand too close to tornado drawn under the wheels of a passing express train by suction mark rozengarten here's his address again,

of 29 West 37th Street, Bayon had both, both of his legs cut off yesterday morning. He was taken to the Bayon Hospital where he died two hours later. Rosengarten was standing under the 13th Street Bridge of the central railroad, then drawn under the train. What? Under the bridge and drawn to the train. So if the bridge must, I don't understand the dino's more confusing.

I don't buy it. Maybe that's their version of the Bermuda Triangle. Yeah, I mean, it's just like it's not supposed to get more confusing when you find out how the guy died Look I you wrote two articles on this story and I still don't know how the fuck his legs got No, you know what I mean two articles I'm more confused. I have more questions. I don't get it either All right, so all right well done with that shit cool guy Unless there's a third article no, well maybe from the perspective of the train train slowed down by two of truning objects two obstructions Train oh sorry tries three times to commit suicide who did this guy is new guy tries three times to commit suicide. Who did?

This guy is new guy. Try three times to commit suicide. Wow. Cording death went in with an impetuous order, which might have won any other suit, whatever. Rich, Reinhold Heart Dorn of 313 Ferris Street was three times repulsed last night

and was forced to be content with the padded cell he tried three times a night in a night well i thought it was taken like breathers in between he was really bombed that's really hard on yeah art don is fifty three years old married and for the past twelve years has been

an employee of the cell you the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of

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the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the state of the early in the evening and traced it to the door of the heart-dorn kitchen. Once inside she found the would-be suicide on a kitchen chair, his feet on a table, and a rubber tube connecting him directly with an open gas jet. Oh my god. Wow. So he's got in his mouth.

He had to have- You got a, and kudos to the neighbor for following that hunch. I mean, that stench must have been really strong for her to be like, I mean, that is so much gas. I feel like it's a suicide. You know what? Absolutely. And when you show up and you see that

this is what he was trying to do, do you stop it? Or do you let him live out his wishes? I think this one you stop. But if you get to attempt three you go. All right look. I mean you're really you're trying By the way, go to the train. It's just sucking people under She turned off the gas and disconnected the tube heart-dorn had hardly been revived when his wife returned home and learned of the tragedy. Believe her husband would hardly say a second attempt the same evening she did not watch him closely. She went out shopping. She was like you promise you're done. You're fine right.

I still have to pick more up a target. You swear. You and your shenanigans. No more. That's you. I'm going to pick more up a target. You swear. You and your shenanigans. No more. That's you. Oh, I'm going to be furious, Mr. That was the last time I suck gas. I swear to God. All right. Good.

I like the neighbor though. She sounds really kind and there. There for him. The neighbor. The neighbor probably saw her leaving again. I was like, is she taking off? I just pulled a gas tube out of his mouth. And she's like, that takes again. Glad that's over.

Uh, missing him from the room after a few moments, she hastily sawed him and found him in a bedroom standing on a chair. This time, Mr. Hartdorn had his mouth over an open jet. What a jet. So it must be gas again. I would be. Right. Leaving Mr. Hartdorn with his two nephews, what? His wife hurried out for aid. She didn't know what else to do.

I would actually take the kids, but. Yeah. Yeah. So so in on top of all this, which they didn't mention at the beginning is he's babysitting. Which is not great. There were no other times. Like not on a workday or anything. This is so hard to find a sitter.

Before she returned, Hartton had again sought ever lasting ever lasting sir cice from synonsa and not to seem to play any favorites among the gaschettes had used one in the parlor in his latest attempt by the way i don't like that journalistic flare there no spreading the wealth of the suicide by mouth this time doctor satchel was hastily summoned and he in turn called the police. Plank, clothesmen, Brex and Petrolman Kiernan and Cole from the third precinct police station put heart-dorn under arrest. The policeman were unable to discover any motive for the triple attempted suicide other than the fact that heart-d. He's sad. He was shit-faced.

Yeah, but they're all like, we don't know what his problem is. Well, yeah, he's, but I, and when they say arrest, that we think of it in today's terms, like they're like going to take him to a facility, right? Or something like that? I would assume they're taking him to a hospital. Yeah, I mean, who knows? They could take him to a jail. So we don't know what?

Well, yeah, but I think like in today's terms, I'm like, arrest, but you did. That's what we do now, like right now, you'd be like, come on, you're going to jail where we will nurse you back to health and you'll be fine. Here you go. The prisoner talked rationally with his captors, but to prevent a fourth and perhaps fatal effort on Hot Dorns part, he was placed in a padded cell. Right, okay. Good, good.

Yes, that's it. So someone came and got the kids, because I know I hate babysitting too. Maybe not to that extent. Yeah, I mean, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're so annoying. Like, I've made a choice

And imagine just being like all right, there's no gas in this room and then be like oh my god a little valve I told you I didn't want a babysit. I told you they put them in the padded room And they're just like there's your sink your toilet obviously to stove if you want to make some pancakes or anything like that I mean nothing about the the antinonkel of the kids that he was babysitting. That because that to me is the story. I want to know

the kids will be fine. I want to know what the parents are like. What are you doing? You did this again? No, we had to come back from dinner. Anyway, I'm sure the kids aren't scarred. That's all fun. Of course not. His wife went out shopping everyone was fine You man, all right, well, I'm not gonna let this ruin my night Okay, man with pistol to see president That can't be right. It's not a great goal. I'll goal also i'm playing it right now i don't think it's great

i feel like they left a word out yeah who's the president i wonder uh... it was to be a crank with an empty bulldog revolver in his hip pocket who persisted in seeing president Roosevelt after secret service officer adam's adam's had warned him to go back was seized on the sigamore hillgrounds near the tennis court this afternoon not long after the president had passed the spot alone returning from a

horseback ride wow so the president just cruising back alone from a horseback ride which is that is going who wants to see him. Yeah, he wants to, but if he's an empty gun, what's a big deal? Yeah. Right. Why, why? The president's never president.

It's always this leisure activity, like horseback riding and playing tennis. You know, that's a bit frustrating too. It is bullshit. I am starting to be on the side of the guy with the empty guy Yeah, I'm coming around on that by the way like passing the tennis courts after a horseback ride session Near the money pants The man appeared to be harmless, but he was arraigned before justice of the peace Franklin on a charge of carrying concealed weapons and before justice of the peace Franklin on a charge of carrying concealed weapons. And was set to the caddy jail at Miniola where his sanity will probably

probably be inquired into. The man at a card which read John Cofflin officer, he said he had been an inmate of an insane asylum at Walpole, Massachusetts for several years, and that he lived in a small town between Boston and Philadelphia, he insisted at first that his name was St. Patrick. Wow. Okay. So he's off. Yeah, you got to believe him if he provides all that information. Yeah.

I had a head of your business card after that. Gentlemen, nice to meet you. Same Patrick, same Patrick. How is everybody? Just here to shoot the president, not kill. How is everybody? Was anyone as card two, the facility that he has been timing? Hello.

Hello. Hello, I'm from Walpole. I'm from the nut house. Hello, my name's St Patrick. I'm here to shoot Teddy Roosevelt. This is the last asylum I was in. I'd love to go back there if that's possible. Where do I live? Well, let's just say it's a place between Boston and Philadelphia. He. Me a barra bullet.

Yeah. New one. John Early, first in the policemen's contest. Nice. The Morningstar's contest for the most popular policemen in Newark. What, can you imagine a tie? Yeah.

What? Why are you having police popularity? It's contest, like, who's voting for that? I told this story before but I was watching the family feud once and this this and Steve Harvey goes who what is an occupation you would be proud your son had and this woman goes police officer and it was like being in it was two people and she was like what that job is to be Okay, so I have most popular

Most popular policeman in Newark the captain's barred so no captains can be involved in this Okay, I began yesterday and the first ballots received were for John early which seems to indicate that there is something in a name after all That's really a joke. Yep. Yep, I got it. I'm right here. Relax. The winner we presented with a handsome gold watch. Great care should be exercised in sending in ballots. The best ways to slip an elastic band around them, being sure to write the name clearly on the top ballot.

All of the ballads here. I want to hear Officer Trump's theory on why he lost this one. The mail-in voting. They got these rubber bands, they're all doing rubber bands. They had a day loose 50 votes, they lost 50 votes. All of the ballots should be counted and the total placed on the top one or else on a sheet of paper

Which would be Jesus Christ is telling people out of vote Early win or not the early win. No, we don't know this is just early voting. We don't we don't know yet There's still voting going on so I mean this this really is getting abit in Castelloli. So that you're talking about people voting early for early. Right? That's correct. Okay, it's a bit, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like a Marx Brothers routine. And then there's just, he's just letters from people who sent,

there's just so much of letters. Dear sir, please credit these four police ballots to John L. Miller of the third precinct who is our worthy president of the New York Police Benefits Association. So they're really passionate about their voting for their police officer. They're there. Who's going to get the watch? Yeah, that's important. Wow.

That's ridiculous. That's huge. That's what we do. I don't think that should That's a ridiculous. It's huge. That's what we do. I don't think that you'd ever be a thing. William Thompson's funeral, the funeral of William Thompson, who died at his home in Old Bergen Road, New Jersey City, is today. We'll take place today. Mr. Thompson was one of the best-known men in the lower section of the city, having lived

there near the Allas Life, was 55 years old. and was one of the best-known men in the lower section of the city, having lived there nearly all his life, was 55 years old. For 15 years, he was a constable having been three times elected from the fourth ward. He served as an assistant sergeant arms in the assembly in 1889 because of his clerical appearance. He was known as Father Bill, and was often mistaken for clergymen.

So, wait a minute, he wasn't famous. They were just picking guys. You know, the throats of the, like, why is this not in the obituaries? Why did they just make him regular news? That is true. I keep waiting for a twist, but a guy died. Yeah, it's just a guy died.

Yeah, he's rather... That's an honor. A trouble. More trouble for Sulk. New Jersey City Constable said to be looking for him. Wait, man, I'm sorry. Do they still have the obituaries now? You know? Yeah, they had to have them, right? Yeah, they still have them. And, man, I'm sorry. Do they still have the old bitch worries now? You know,

yeah, they had to have them, right? Yeah, they still have them. And they had them then. Yeah. I mean, like now, because you know, like, I don't see newspapers really. And you know, right? No, we don't have them now. You mean, I don't know. Do we still have them? No, probably not. Yeah. Yeah, there's the bittuaries. There are? Yeah. Is there a website or something you go on or? I think you just look in the paper, and I think this is a lot of. What paper section online? Yeah, a lot.

The one's online, the online, look at the LA Times. You go in there and this is gonna be a little bit somewhere. I would think, do you guys need me to look it up right now? I mean, I think what paper is a fair question. Because it's like, you don't pick up the Washington Post I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question. I think one paper is a fair question.

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So if you get it if some of your family died you can get a deal get stuff a little bargain that better be annual That's a really weird request to like for the LA times to know that you're like can I find out everyone who died this YouTube? Yeah, that'll be $205. That's not a problem. I really I need to know Hold on it's even worse. I just went on the LA time site and it says average obituary Usually ranges from a thousand to 1500 See what effects pricing for details. So that's, but that's to get your name in. That's to get someone's name in, right?

That's to get an obituary. A simple obituary is 429. And you get one, two, three column options. And oh, you get a video tribute. And then in a hands to obituary is 1375. Okay, so this is if we want to put someone in there. Yeah. Oh, oh, wow. How serious is that? Are people that serious? I mean, I think with social media, people probably are like, let's give them the right video.

But it's 205 to get information for the obituaries For that year probably to subscribe to the obits No, I think that what I read was old and the price went gone up. I think it's so it's kind of like my cousin was cool I really want to get him in this magazine And you pay the fee you pay the fee to get him in there. I didn't know that I thought of the TRIC And you get a discount for multiple family members Well, you're actually lucky to both of them died at the same time because that's really gonna save you on the back end My whole family was killed well, I know that must be really tough for you to go through But as far as financial obituary this couldn't be better for you this worked out great yeah yeah

we're gonna give you almost 100% savings yeah that's great sorry about not knowing who to turn to anymore but we're gonna give you a primo obit that's so weird uh okay where were were you ever sent Saturday a comfortable arm with a warrant for their arrest has been searching Jersey City for Charles Salk Senior and Charles Salk Junior. The Salks father and son are accused by George Britain a lawyer with having assaulted him. Soak Jr., oh sorry, soak Sr., who recently figured in a sensational escape from the

Morris Plains asylum, lived for several years in Newark with a woman, not his wife. It was because of his conduct that his wife instituted the proceedings that resulted in his commitment to the asylum. So he's... I'm a big proponent of like the asylum times, but so far I'm really feeling like they're not rehabilitating these people too well. They're getting back out and just kind of recommitting. Yeah, they're just working for the check over at that place. Yeah, they're just like, you sure? You swear? You know you're not place. Yeah, they're just like, you sure? You swear? You know you're not St. Patrick, right?

All right. Get out of here. You scared. Am I? Yeah. But this guy's not. You just put in the business of us. This guy's no mental health condition.

He was just, he just had a mistress that he's living with. Oh, wow. So he beat up the guy. The sun beat up the guy. He assaulted the, the lawyer. The lawyer. Well, let, the sun beat up the guy. He assaulted the the lawyer, the lawyer. Well, let's get back to it. Yeah. So he insisted that he was sane. And after his escape, a lunacy commission declared he was perfectly capable of attending his affairs, despite his wife's statements, the contrary. So he escaped. And then they were like, yeah, he's

not crazy. Let him stay out. Interesting. Hmm. Sulk since then has conducted a plumbing business. Oh, so then he became a plumber. But his story's fucking weird. So he escaped. So he's having an affair. He's living with another woman. His wife says he's nuts. They put him into an asylum. And then he escapes. And then the people running the asylum, like, yeah like yeah he sees all good and then he becomes a plight it's a hair clock britton the complaint it in the assault and battery case was council for sulk in the preliminary stages of his trouble he has a suit pending for a

claim of three seventy five and it is in it is This that brought the trouble with his former client. Oh, so he The guy got put away and then he's like I'm not gonna fucking pay you. I got put away for being nuts and then and now the lawyers sewing him so they went and beat up the lawyer got it It's a normal story. It's like a soap opera plot. It's actually really interesting. Do they not have that conversation like day one,

like, Hey, if I go to the asylum, I don't know you. I don't know if they have that conversation. Yeah, that's a weird, you definitely be like, I'm probably going to look for someone else. Honestly, I don't know if they have that conversation. Yeah, that's a weird you definitely be like I'm probably gonna look for someone else Honestly, I don't love this early conversation Hey, but what did the dad do did the dad hold them down so junior could beat him up? It doesn't say it's the dad Well the dad was the one who's put away

Not son so dad was the one who's put away not to sign so that the dad was the one who's put away. So the kid was just mad as dad was gone, I guess. I don't know. Well, man, you help your dad out at all. Did his dad go hang out with the mistress? You know, like that better. That's bad. That's a good question.

Yeah. That's a good point, chop. Assault training. I'm pretty good. I bet he went back to that lady. I like the story. I like the story. That's the end of it.

I'm sorry. Damn it. Well, we don't know. There might be a second article about it right after. There's a pattern. Yeah, that's right. Didn't leave him car fare while waiting in the Erie Railroad station yesterday for a train to paterson and that guy's in danger

because he gets sucked right into that train yeah very easily that's the thing's a sucky in right uh... john gasky of forty three spruce street west hoboken good to have his address thank god i have his home address that's coming handy i'm gonna make him an obituary. He fell in with two strangers who induced him

to accompany them to a nearby saloon for a drink. Well, I think there's gonna be more to this story. Yeah, one of these times, anytime there's a characters in this new story and they're just called the strangers, but it's not gonna end well. And did you say a saloon? Yeah. So that's the one you walk in in a T-Door swing. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. And they got the piano playing on its own. That's right. Yeah. The guy has a best talent. Yeah. Yeah. He's got a mustache that connects to the sideburns. Which I, the strangers by clever questioning

learned that Gasky had $40 in his possession. Well, when they got... Clever questioning. Clever questioning. $40. Boom. When they got to the street after having several drinks, the two men pushed Gasky up against a fence,

and while one held him, the other took the money from his pocket gatsky reported the robbery to the police and then walked to his home in west home oak and he didn't even have car fair why did he go drink with the e just met these two guys and they were just like you want to go get drunk and he was oh yeah, I got a lot of money. $40. Yeah, there's a piece missing and that's the piece. Like, why did you go drink with the guys?

That was a really big money bulge in your pocket back then. Do you have $40? Yeah, it was. It was. Yeah, like oh my lord. Here's the prize beard measuring 11 feet. Oh, it's a great start. It's just a great Great start. Here's the prize beard. I was wondering how this would wrap up The record in Beards is 11 feet

Its owner is Lewis Coulmann who was born at Van Denese, never Frank. It's amazing that every article, the people reading it were like, where does he live and where is he from? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm lost. Oh wow, okay.

Well, on February 26, 1826, so that he is now 82 years old. Oh wow. Oh yeah? Okay, so the record? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up?

He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up?

He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? He's so grown up? I've oh there's only 90 he's only in his nine years. Sorry. They're saying he was born. I didn't yeah There is born on February 26th 1826. So he's right right yeah, he's 80 some on years old He works as a moulder in the works at St. Jack's He has that's a tough job to have with a beard of that length What does he do? Right? He's a molder. A molder.

Oh, yeah. I mean, there's not many jobs, I guess, that would be good. That would be a beard that long. I can't think of one. I mean, that thing's getting in your way, no matter what you're doing. Yeah, there's no need.

There's no need. Unless you reach your arms from behind and mold behind you I gotta tell you that's not easy. I'm just I'm straight up firing you at that point. Why Told you make a choice the beard of your work cut the beard Jesus just cut the beard It's my life's work. You put your molding behind your back. How does it look? Terrible. You can't see what you're doing. It looks awful. Oh, oh, damn it. Here's a college to waste.

He has, so it is said, been times approached by Schoenman but Mr. Coleman has preferred not to go into the exhibition line of business when it work he winds his very elongated beard around his waist. Oh so he wracked oh wow so he kind of togas it around himself. That's sexy. That is a hot look. That is hot. Is it a hot look? That's a hot look. Yeah, sure. I think it's cute.

I think it's a cute look when you could do beard as your shirt, when you could kind of wrap it around yourself a few times. Okay. Like you got a snake around you. Yeah, I can sound, we can give you mold hands a chance to do what they do. Yeah, I can see someone being in to that. Yeah.

Yeah, well, everyone's got a thing, right? Yeah, and by the way, Dave, you're reacting so negatively to it. I bet it's yours. Nope. Yeah, you're the one who's like, what? Imagine. Hey, do we still call it molders, molders? I don't know. Hey, do we still call molders molders?

I don't know. Because we automatically knew what a molder was. Well, I know from the ex files. Damn, don't do that. What? Molder is a fox. Yeah. I don't know.

Was there just a big need for statues back then? And, I guess. Are at work in New Jersey? Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. New Jersey was the center of art. Yeah, back in 1908 for sure. 1908. Nice boys. All right, still is.

How many of us realize that we must walk with or across as well as over legs if we want to make progress? Wait, what? What in the fuck is happening? You have the paper, what you tell us? There's no headline, this is just one of those, I'm gonna read it again. How many of us realize that we must walk with or across

as well as over legs if we want to make progress? Wow, I can bet. It sounds like this guy. Yeah. I have bet it all, this journalist was fired. I think he came in and heard about this politics. This journalist was paid by a big preposition. Keep sneaking.

So I got a big new story I want to do about walking and legs and just how they work. It's a leg over about between above beyond. Are you high? What are they doing? Yeah, I'm high. I'm a bit high. Watching the crowd passing and note how every man

And women too for that matter unless one hand is busy with their skirt swings the arms with the stride The right arm keeping position from the left leg It's also so funny to just be like you you know women, they've got that one hand on their skirt. They're that. You know how they are. So preoccupied with the skirt. Try to walk without this mechanical swing.

Reverse the order and see how we're talking about what is what crap like you will progress. The sachet essentially walk with both your arms fixed by your side. It's a article might. I don't know what it is. It's like a grandpa's letter is snuck into the paper. And you might last drill through after you get used to it, but not in an ordinary walk. You will feel as if you had breaks down hard. This may be a survival of our habits. When we walked on all four ages ago, and you said, paces as a trotting horse. Man, I gotta say, this paper went off the fucking rail. Yeah, all of a sudden, it's just like,

now it's just a walk complaint. Let me tell you, people I walk and write. This is when the owner comes in and goes, hey, look, I got a piece I want to write. You guys are doing great. I just got one thing I want to stick in here. You know how people don't walk properly. What?

people don't walk properly. This is the headline of this is about people. It's just people facts. People facts. People facts. Okay. To my pipe, the son of a Filipino cannibal chief is to enter Harvard this fall with the Brockton time and the Brockton times expresses a hope that he won't try to board himself. And he won't try to board himself so he's not going to try to live there. So they're like cannibalism is genetic. They're like this guy's going to try to eat the other kids. Is that what that is? Or he doesn't want to live on campus?

Maybe. Well, yeah, something of room and board. So it would be something about that wouldn't it? Wouldn't it be something? Oh, yeah. I think I think you're right, Mike. I think they don't want them to live off campus. I think that's what they're saying. Oh, they want to live on campus. They want them on. Yeah, I think this is the town being like, no, the cannibal, chief kid should stay on campus. we don't want them living in town

right right right so they want him living on campus so that they're so that and they are very convinced that he'll be eating people it's uh it's inherited right yeah you want to be eating at the cafeteria that's right you know um you know, no, I don't know. I mean, I, I, I, I get, I would look if there was like, if a cannibal's kid lived next door to you, you know, you'd kind of be like, I mean, I don't love it. It's not great. You know, I mean, you'd be like, I definitely wanna like, I will give him the benefit of the doubt, but you're already on eating

other people probation in my book. Sorry. Yeah. Now you're in the same class with the cannibal kid. You know, this is supposed to just poke this in an algebra. All right, I don't know. He's behind you and you're just kind of touching your neck. Like, oh God, I feel like, yeah, sorry,

I thought you were, never mind nothing. Watching him eat ribs in the cafeteria. Hahaha. You just, not good. Don't cook it. Yeah. Hahaha. Yeah, if you don't see his roommate for like a day,

you know, you're totally like, oh my God, for sure. He did it again. He did that to you. What are you, what are we told? We warned you. That's what his father did Look at these juicy legs on these train tracks That wasn't suction So good

This headline is just of casual concern. Sure. A monkey in the zoo at the Soto Park Rome, Georgia, is entitled to the degree of MD according to his keeper. So I agree. Yeah, he should have like, yeah, sure. You shouldn't just let monkeys medical care. Yeah, he should have like, you should just let Munkies medical care. Yeah, Munkies should have medical care.

Wait a minute, that's what just happened. He's the last. Yeah, that's what just happened. Yeah. One of the Munkies in the cage swallowed a marble. Right now I don't want to. Let's talk about who's in charge of the cage because it feels like they're not doing a great job when they're leaving marbles behind for the like the same.

There's other places to play marbles. Yeah, that's a dangerous play. I mean, monkeys could be quite violent, but okay. It had the presence of mine enough to suspend itself from the tail and hang head down in an effort to let the marble drop from its throat and falling, it called for help in the Simeon language, and one of its brothers responded. The doctor rammed his slender arm down the effective one's throat and extracted the marble. The relieved sufferer seized the marble from the doctor

and threw it from the cage with all its strength. Wow. So they- So the monkey ate the marble, and then they're like, in simian, he shouted for his brethren, and he hung himself upside down, trying to get the marble to sort of mouse trap out of him. And then the doctor came and he jammed the fist

through the monkey throat, yanked the marble out, and the monkey saw the marble and he threw it because he was like, don't eat those in his life. You're saying, now you're saying, you're saying doctor, but it's not a doctor. It's a month. No, the zookeeper. No, it's a monkey.

Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. Another monkey did it? The monkey's a monkey. Is the monkey's name doctor? Yeah. Well, they're calling, they're calling the doctor, they're calling the monkey that pulled the marble out of doctor.

Doctor, he's right. But he's just another monkey. Maybe that monkey should be a doctor. If it's able to go inside another monkey's throat and save us like you, Jim and Arr down his throat. It has more right to be a doctor than Dr. Phil. Is this what we're saying that monkey should be allowed to do surgery? I'm not going to push back. I like it.

I watch. I watch. That is a really smart. I mean, that is really smart. So if you look together, you got the marble out of the monkey and then through it. Through it. Yeah yeah cast it off Through it right out the cage some kid picked it up and hate it. Yeah, and we're like yeah The monkey was like leave it big Wow, I would love to see that too. You saw that at the zoo. You'd be like oh wow. Oh great. Yeah, worth it. This is again one without a headlines. These are always suspicious. Dr. Schaffard has recently brought before the Paris Academy of Medicine the tenancy to malign the

oyster. Interesting. The oyster in the doctor's opinion is a perfect food excellent for both children and Envalids in general Love it. What a delight. So he I think he's saying they don't have teeth yet and the old people can't chew as well or Envalids can't chew as well. So you just let him suck that shit down. Wow. Oh, which is what? Oysters used to be called suck that shit downs. Well. Oh, which is what oysters used to be called, suck that shit down. Well, that to me makes sense. There's no other way, like any time I've had an oyster,

I've been like, what is the attraction here? If they were a food for those toothless people, that I would understand. And also, the idea of feeding a baby an oyster, that's just good comedy. Just like the Marlin of Monkey. He protests against the superstition of only eating oysters in months in which the letter R appears. Is that a thing?

Wow. Yeah, I guess how many? That's a lot. So no summer. Royce January February March, no April, May June, no July. Summer oysters, no August. No, August. And then you're back. So you're back to it. No, it's not even that. You said in with an R. So it's only in September through December.

No, it says in which the letter R appears. It's only. Oh, either way it is a man is insane to be like that's the policy. Whatever the star. People listening are going to be so mad. They're like, how do they not know you don't even oysters in the summer? That will have to Mike. People will be like, if you idiot, like, of course you're not supposed to.

That happens all the time to us. So Apple saw a lithograph. You're like, what? Dr. Schaffard had his prototype in white stable in the middle of the last century, in one Dr. Williams, a local practitioner, whose principal prescription was oysters and stout. So there's a doctor. This is a beer oyster doctor? This is a really shitty sense,

but it's basically saying that there's a local doctor whose main prescription for people was to have oysters and really thick beer. Every time, yeah, just like, no, you recommended that last time. Well, I really think you should probably try some thick beer and some oysters. Yeah, no, it's like, like, it's cancer. So I feel like, well, I think we can oyster and stow it our way out of this one, probably. He had a good head.

Now we're drinking. You only only oyster in beer shopping town though. And that is because I love to provide medicine to the people. He's not what I'm going to do. I'm going to write just script. I want you to eat about two dozen oysters a day and then watch that down with stout. I think you can feel it pretty good at no time.

Go to the pharmacy. That's a, it's a bar. It's an oyster. All right, go there. Just look, shut up. Eat it. Eat the shut. Listen, I'm trying to save your life. It's called Dr. Williams oyster house. Go, well, what do you want? It's going to save you. Try. It's going to cost me a lot of money.

A lot of claims. I'll see you later, everybody. The doctor was looked upon as a success. It was very popular. Of course he was. Of course he was. Of course he was. He never recommended surgery or medicine.

He was like, you just made you go to the bar for the after-do and they're like, he's unbelievable. He's a really good doctor. And Dr. why are you drinking too? It's called preventative. His portrait in oil, presiding at the punch bowl adorns the dining room of the very doctor and your picture hangs in the punch ball. You're like I've really made it.

If you're a doctor your picture was in Margaritaville. You're like, what do you want? I'm a health catcher's doctor. It's pretty cool. Awesome. Everything cooperative. Cooperative meals is the cry of women connected with the practical housekeeping association of New York. And they're trying to teach the poor that it is very foolish to have six cook stoves burning up collar gas or old boxes when one would do the work and save the expense of fuel. How much were they cooking? They're cooking like restaurant grade meals. Six burners.

So we've really scaled it back on a burner economy. Well, that's crazy. They had a big family, you know, back then there was no contraception. You've been heavy. That's very fair. But a lot of them pass away. Don't forget that. Yeah.

But then, but all like if you pass away. Don't forget that. Yeah. But then, but I'll, like, if you ever, I've never had all four burners going at the same time. No, it just seems. That's a holiday. Six burners? Yeah, it's the exact one. Yeah. Uh, likewise, it is foolish for six women to work over the stove when they might do it

in one day in the week instead of every day. So, so they are saying basically it's like a co-op essentially right? Yeah, it's what it sounds like. Yeah, cooperative meals. And they're saying they're saying why not cook your meals in a day, have more meals, prep versus each one of you stand over a burner. I think they're just saying you guys don't cook all at once. Right. Was that a statement?

That's if this women haven't fucking thought of that. Like here's a bunch of rich ladies who are like you know what you guys shouldn't cook all at once. Like no fuck. Yeah. We also don't want one stove. Like what are you talking about? Take turns.

Miss Kidridge, the superintendent of the association, says that it might just as well be considered necessary for each member of a family to cook his individual meal as to demand that every household do its own cooking. There is much to be said on both sides of this matter and it remains to be seen how the classes will accept the idea. Here we go. Always. It's just. Wow. This is just okay. I gotta read this last one. I gotta regression. Yeah. I gotta write. Yeah. Okay. Women's feet bigger. Chicago says no. Whoa bro. I can't believe you almost didn't get this one out

a dreadful alarm as far as the city goes we're passing on no a dreadful alarm has shocked women in every part of Europe and America was still recently in Chicago still recently in Chicago. Experts of the city hurled defiance at the founder of the horrible rumor. Chicago women in a chorus declared him to be an odious person and to mean for words. The poor man, the poor man is Professor Geiler of Munich, who according to a cable dispatch, declares that the feet of women in Europe and America America are swiftly growing larger and that someday there will be Little difference between the pedal terminals of the two sexes So the service German doctor is

So this German doctor is concerned that women's feet are getting too big. And at some point women and men will have the same ish size feet. Yeah, he thinks, yeah, I figured out the same size feet as men, which is terrifying. Is that what it is? Because I wondered what the problem was with women with bigger feet. That would probably threaten in some way, maybe. I would guess that that to the men of the era, and probably even the men of this era, yeah, would be considered some sort of threat,

you know, emasculating to be like, well, I'm the one with big feet. I'm the man. Yeah, yeah. I'm the one with big feet. I'm the man. Yeah, yeah. Professor Geiler has been studying the sculpture women of mythology and he blames it all to a love for athletic. And he's been seeing this all off of sculpture. Yeah, that's right. So he's like, look, and if you look at this old Greek clay,

the feet were tiny. Yeah Yeah the women also had wings. One guy was a lightning bolt and he's like look at these completely scientific accurate pictures and clay statues of these people. You can see women have even shed their wings. This thing used to be dots. men are shooting Harden arrows any longer He blames it all to a love for athletics and walking and mentions the English women in particular So they take a walk They're walking a little much for my liking. Thank you Yeah, they need used to not walk I guess is his

It seems that better when the women were still The only walking they should be doing is from stovetop to couch I heard women in my elevator say that yesterday they said my feet are throbbing From all that walking Therefore their feet were growing So this guy larger than men's and this guy tried to save them from that. Yeah, there's hero shoe dealers shoe dealers you look into a

You want to shoe? You're trying to get some tens what do you want to shoot? You want to die? You want to get some tissue. You're trying to get some tens, what do you think? I need a big one. Quick, quick, quick. Put the money in my pocket. Put the money in my pocket. Walk away. I'll leave the shoes in the garbage over there.

You go get them at a different time. I know. Shoot-ealers, if anyone finds you with these shoes, you didn't get them from me. Shootielers, chiropotists? I'd never heard that one. Athletic instructors, artists, all such as are qualified to handle the charges of Professor Gailard uttered,

nay, nay, when told of the tidings. None of them. So he like shoes so much he's speaking like a horse. None of them admitted that the trend of the time is was toward large feet nor that the athletics and walking ever enlarge this feature of the anatomy so i mean he really does think of the feet of women as clay because he's like the more they walk the fatter and bigger these feet get they keep getting wider

right yeah hmm the feet the feet of athletic women are just as small as they were 30 years ago when I began as a gymnasium instructor said auto-shmit physical instructor of the central turn so they literally went to talk to a guy a fucking guy to like, so what do you think about ladies' feats? I'm doing a story. Are they getting bigger? Yeah. No, yeah.

Yeah, they're huge. It's terrifying. That the most intelligent women have the smallest feet was one theory offered. Amazing. Amazing. So dumb. That the most intelligent women have the smallest feet was one theory offered amazing That is incredible theory That is the smarter the woman is the smaller her feet are Think I was listen to people like I think that's pretty smart honestly

Wow, how do you come up with that one? I mean yeah, well this guy must know what he's talking about. Look how tiny his feet are. The women of other times, labored harder in the fields and in the house. And it was natural that they should need roomy shoes, said Max Pinkis, a chiro-pottist. The women of the present used their brains, a great deal more. Thousands of them depend entirely upon their mental abilities. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Wait, women were using their brains. What the heck? Mike, thousands of them. Wow. A staggering amount of women are thinking, literally thousands. There seems to be some connection with one's intelligence and the size of one's feet for the brain people at the most the brain people of the most symmetrical bodies in many cases Wow, I'm not saying we're smart now, but man where we don't

I mean this just this literally just goes on forever. But that's great information. That's really helpful. Well, what a great journey. Mike, thank you for joining us. Hey, thank you. Thank you. What a pleasure. Big ass teeth for your tour dates in the fall. And you'll be in Vegas, Little Atlantic City,

and they call it. Yeah, all summer. All summer. All summer? Was it the Luxor? Yeah, the Luxor, right? Yeah, I'm it. Yeah, all summer. All summer. All summer? Was it the Luxor? Yeah, the Luxor, right? Yeah, I'm at the Luxor all summer. And then I head to everywhere in Florida

and Philadelphia and all over the world. Good Lord. Are you going international? You know what? Actually, I'm not. Yeah, because I'm going to do a military tour in the States. So, all right. Yeah, hey, I'm going to buy you an, I I'm gonna buy you an obituary,

but I'm just gonna put your dates in it. That's nice. So people are like, why was, who would be like, he was one? He paid for this? He paid for this? Well, not a lot of people would see it because you have to be a member of the obit club.

Yes. Well, thanks again lot of people will see it because you have to be a member of the Obit club. Well, thanks again, much appreciated. Thanks guys, thanks for having me. Je m'en disais