The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 345 - Danny Greene (Live in Cleveland)
Episode Date: September 18, 2018Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine Cleveland's only Celtic warrior Danny Greene. TOUR DATES SOURCES OFFICIAL MERCH...
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It's a bi-weekly American History podcast where once a week I, pizza eater, San
Francisco Giants fan and Labrador daddy Dave Anthony reads a story from
American history to his mate. What's Gareth Reynolds who has no idea what the
topic is going to be about? Hello, mate. November 14th 1933 baby green was born to
John and I baby green baby green baby green baby green baby green was born to
John and Irene green Irene green Irene green okay coming in green was born to
Irene green yep and gene the mean machine green it's right it's gonna be a lot of
rhyming the greens married just five days before the birth okay and well I
think we all know what that means he didn't want what why never mind after
the birth Irene's vital signs dip to scary levels she was taken into intensive
care they didn't have time to name the baby three days later she died of an
enlarged heart gets all the sweeties got big yeah and so the baby was just they
were like baby green right so it's named baby green and then and what about the
father well after the funeral John Green finally named the baby Daniel after
his grandfather okay okay not sure what's happening here but okay so John was
having a hard time he started drinking a lot okay he had an enlarged liver that
he was also dealing with he was yeah damn it we just can't get regular sized
organs he wanted his his liver to go up up into heaven with my liver to pop like
our heart come on Morgan he lost his job as a traveling salesman for the fuller
brush company for drinking she Dave this is yeah for the time I imagined quite
depressing traveling brush salesman loses wife to drinking you're like what
do I have don't come in here son daddy's weeping over his brushes again I love
you boy feel my liver is it moving I think it whispered kill me the other
night he couldn't take care of his son so he placed Danny at age of six in the
Palmdale Catholic orphanage oh god so that's one of the best ages to give up
a kid yeah six and one of the best people to put the future of your children
in the hands of Catholics absolutely with children yeah no honor systems been
working just fine yeah yeah the Catholics have the best orphanages
particularly in Ireland they do a really nice job there yeah yeah but Danny went
back to live with his dad after his dad got remarried okay so he got his life to
be how long is he in the orphanage then I couldn't find that but not long okay he
did not get along with his his new stepmother and ran away several times
okay not it wasn't I mean once he was found in her neighbor's porch so it
wasn't like oh it's like the runaways that I used to pull off yeah the one
where you're just like goodbye forever lady and then you're like I'm in the
tree why doesn't she give a fuck I mean this is this is insane she's literally
making tea in there this asshole I said goodbye forever and she's fucking
having scones you know I have half a mind to move back in just to give her a
piece of my half mind hey lady moved on pretty fast didn't you I can see you oh
well this time I've gone for real under the neighbor's porch is she fucking
watching TV hello
god damn it hi hello yeah that's what it would have been
coffee I saw you under there coffee so dad couldn't take it anymore and he sent
Danny to live with his grandfather Jesus okay they lived in a small house in the
heart of Collinwood and the heart okay are you from Collinwood you know no I
think I think nothing's changed I'm gathering that nobody wants to be from
there it's like a gritty industrial or it was now I imagine it's just all empty
pink berries are two factories are there still jobs there no it's gentrified is
it really yes fuck the poor now it's now it's not even doing picture on my mind
now I picture like a factory's been turned into a brewery and there's a lot
of beards and mustaches okay no still getting pushed back they're like no
day of your second vision also wrong all right so I don't give a shit anymore
but so we say about Dave he'll give you two visions that's it out two and he's
out so back on the day it was a gritty industrial Irish neighborhood okay and
the 1940s column became one of the most heavily industrialized areas in the
entire nation children played near the railroad yards or the many factories
spewing pollution so you're getting a very beautiful picture sure yeah it's
gorgeous his grandfather worked nights and and then slept all day so Danny was
pretty much unsupervised it's not a good thing for an abandoned child no no
no that's the best thing for a child who's lost his mom no you basically it
isn't the child is like he died she doesn't mean no and then on top of that
the dad was like I like booze better than you and it's not a good thing yeah
no it's the best yeah you know it's shitty when you're like I missed the
Catholics
at least they paid me some attention in the wrong ways
doing confession as a kid you're like which one's in there because I don't want
to blow up his spot oh it's you oh nothing then first I confess to you then
you confess to me I'll be a while my boy he went to Catholic school rarely did his
schoolwork always got into trouble that's what he bothered to go to school
he's not well cared for a cared for a friend said he was always dirty interesting
that's a good thing that's what you definitely want to be on a list of
things people recollect about you yeah a filthy boy guy disgusting dirty child the
one with flies around him he liked pranks but the lie between cruelty and
funny was often blurred well as is to be part of the thing with prank sometimes
yeah he was in the Boy Scouts for a total of three weeks but was kicked out
forgiving the scout master a hot foot a hot foot yeah it's when you you know set
like a oh you light as yeah light is right okay when you light his shoe on
fire so I was I was in the Boy Scouts for I think a month and then I beat up the
dead mother's son so for a merit badge yeah yeah yeah Danny wasn't afraid to
fight which he had to do a lot in Collinwood Irish kids were targeted by
Italian and Slovenian boys Jesus those fucking Slovenians you know what I'm
saying slippery slovox that's what we call him
in the high school he excelled at baseball and basketball so the nuns and
priests gave him leeway okay they also seemed to like him he ended up going to
three different high schools and it was expelled from all of them wait what do
you mean they seem to like him though they liked him but he kept getting
expelled I think he's very charismatic so they liked him but he was also right
like this isn't easy for us but you another one of your pranks crossed the
line okay two people have drowned so that is not that's where we're saying you
know that's not funny anymore I get it like it was a funny idea but God it's
killing us because you are an angel and that's coming from me who talks to God
you know and God you are an angel but we had this is we have to bid you adieu
again because two lives have been taken by your your town foolery snuffed out
yeah sent to heaven so that's a plus I can't believe me that you it's like
you're quoting me when I talked to the superintendent I said you know I would
love to go up there but yeah well why don't you bring it in one last time
let's have a slow long one come on come on
so the last time he was kicked out of high school he was a senior he's 18 so he
just joined the Marines okay what you do sure oddly discipline was a problem in
the Marines really for him but his background I know but he had a lot of
talent as a boxer and was a very gifted shooter okay the gold gun sure so
eventually became a fire arms instructor in the sure so it's good with a weapon
great he served three years and in 1953 was promoted to corporal and then
honorably discharged okay Danny went back to Cleveland and worked at the
rail yard there he met June tears June tears baby green met June tears well his
name's Danny now yeah I know but he'll always be baby green to me David they
quickly married and divorced in two and a half years oh what a fun run he then
married Nancy Helger I'm sorry where's he going to here at funny names we'll
match you with anyone funny names matchmakers get over it what was her name
Nancy Helger Nancy okay so they married a month later after the first divorce sure
right it was a little bit less in a month it was like 28 days oh well that's
plenty of time they say it takes two and a half weeks to get over a divorce that's
right in 1957 he started working on the docks as a longshore okay so he's got
that going sure Cleveland's waterfront was booming I assume it still is great
waterfront tremendous waterfront yeah lots of water tremendous yeah yeah Danny
was a lazy worker he was okay he once got fired for sleeping on duty in his ships
hold we've all been there Dave after a couple drinks okay so he fell asleep in
a shiphole yeah it does is that hard to do that feels almost sort of like you
would get in there you'd be like oh it's rocking a little bit I'm tired super hung
over oh look there's some grain and then you're out right okay all right if you
say so that's how I picture it no you're the doctor I'm listening he was very
popular with his fellow dock workers he had a very charismatic personality and
was fearless he rubbed he liked to rub suntan lotion on his chest and face for
going out into the sun on the docks all right all right one day another longshore
made fun of Danny as he was putting on the lotion so Danny knocked him out with
one punch so he gets all lotioned up and he's fighting out there yeah guarantee
there's a couple guys are like don't stop them the local international long
shaman association union was taking off as imports flooded it more and more
men were being hired in 1961 Danny ran for and was easily elected president of
the ILA local 1317 it just doesn't feel like he's ready for this position
every like at no point we haven't had this like growth spurt of attitude yet
where all of a sudden I'm like oh this moment will change him he's still just
suntanning up and beating the fuck out of people and now they're like you run
the shit now I don't think he's over June he's not gonna can I be honest I
just don't think he's got over June I think this is all about her I think
you're gonna find in this story that Danny doesn't have a big turn as much as
Danny tries to bend the will of the world to him interesting interesting
interesting sort of right so he's president of local 1317 where I'm a
1317 yeah is the four women up there and if you are a shaman 17 a year later he
was elected district vice president of the Great Lakes office of the ILA so
he's fucking killing it sure he was also super into being Irish oh no that's not
a great quality as we found out from our actual personal experience not good
those who are passionate about Irish don't like a joke yeah boy do they not
yeah are you saying I fuck and talk footy
he decided to turn the Union office oh no do a presentable front for being for
Union related business who's gonna try and fix it up a little bit right
wait what do you mean that sounds shady we bring in guys to have meetings and
stuff you want to have a nice office okay but okay this is clearly shady so
you painted the interior walls green oh no he's that guy oh no you had a green
desk Jesus that was like not easy to find he used green pens he had the
like the Riddler he had the Union he had the Union bylaws reprinted in green
ink and he I'm what and he bought a green Cadillac I mean Dave what get it
you're Irish guys who worked in the office had to wear green jackets like
they just won the masters a whole bunch of people walking around the green
office with them when the second you get hired oh yeah and we'll get you the
green jacket oh the other thing don't ever talk about the Irish in a
disparaging fashion this is all a testament to it he likes to feel like
he lives in a clover he's very serious about being Irish well we've got to
start pissing green sure sir absolutely we will figure out a way to get that done
absolutely Danny started hosting parties after Cleveland Brown's games but he
was just like you made the Cleveland Greens the parties became a thing and
soon local bigwigs were coming bigwigs a judges cops mobsters
down judges okay all right just some weird party judge and Danny wasn't shy
about talking to the press he told the reporter quote before I got here Union
headquarters was a packing crate and a light bulb on a cord boom was a packing
crate with a light bulb on corn on a cord on a cord okay a corn no it will
either one shitty corn is weirder for sure it's not like a weirder angle
absolutely okay so the press is interested in him because he's just a
bit of a party animal yeah right okay he's a very tough advocate for his men
and was always going to war with the stevedoring companies okay the
companies want to pick who worked loading and unloading ships okay Danny
fought them on that to enforce his will he formed an inner circle of X boxers
and gangsters who threatened or beat up opponents like stevedoring company
management business agents or even fellow dock workers so yeah okay pretty
obvious what's going on what nothing it's just a guy doing business stack in the
deck one of Danny's henchmen quote if someone complained they'd get a
beating if someone know the first code of being a henchman just shut the fuck
up yeah we do whatever and we kick everyone's ass because he's the best we
love green no dumbass if someone went to the police they'd get a beating okay
I'm noticing a pattern even if one of them just said something bad about Danny
he'd get a beating Danny named his enforcers the grievance committee oh my
god Dave I haven't watched a lot of wrestling but there is no doubt the
grievance committee could be entering the ring before Danny and here we are
tonight the grievance committee coming out they're taking no nonsense you know
the grievance committee works as Danny's coming out and he's getting a hot dog
started grievance committee taking care of this guy showing him a thing or two
giving him the what's what pulling the ropes apart grievance committee Danny
walks in hi hi and today Danny will be fighting awkward Jay awkward Jay weighing
it in 109 pounds works at a blockbuster
hi yeah this thing is just saying hello a few different ways all right hey okay
not sure if this guy knows what's going on he is about to enter a wrestling match
and he's just really kind of being sweet about it ref comes out make sure both
fighters understand one of them clearly doesn't and that's the bell and it's off
hey and Jay still just saying hey Danny not sure what to do the grievance
committee freaking out the corner they're looking to tap someone in here get
figured this situation out this guy is just a little too earnest okay bye I
don't think he understands what rounds are or wrestling he's actually exiting
the ring grievance committee filling out paperwork in a furious rate no they're
bringing in the notary the notary's here the notary's over look at the grievance
committee's paperwork he's signing off the grievance committee have official
official claims boy gang I'll tell you what there's not a lot of blood on the
mat but it's really fun to see how the sausage gets made
that's what it's actually like so now there were lots of assaults being done
around Cleveland by Longshoremen sure which are grievance committee being
reported to police and policemen Ed Kovacic was a police supervisor at the
time he was one of the cops who went down to talk to Danny about all these
Longshoremen assaults okay right sure quote we weren't prepared for what we
ran into they're waiting there and that car pulls up and it's yeah Danny's
being chauffeured around by two Longshoremen won't open the car door and
Danny got out wearing a men's white fur coat that was belted at the waist so he's
Connor McGregor at this point and he's getting out of the green machine I'm
assuming right I mean yeah yeah definitely get out of the green yeah if
you get that you swing it around but I mean how badass are you with the white
fur coat belted at the waist Dave I think there is a fine line and some can
put like they could name it or you know yeah yeah there are a few people who
when they do it you're like okay yeah yeah he's dangerous he'll wear fur in
public so he's ready belted for belted for the belt belt so so they all went in
the union office quote we walked into a sea of green the desk was green the
walls are green he was guys we put these green bags on your head with the
grievance committee the cop asked Danny for help with the assaults but he just
started bitching about the Italians interesting interesting retort and quote
used every ethnic slur I could imagine Danny still hated the Italians from his
childhood okay being a so he just basically didn't do anything about right
yeah yeah it's like trying to talk to the president yeah I mean Obama sorry
be clear being a union official brought Danny to new levels of power in
Cleveland's world of politics labor and crime he hung out with well-known
underworld at a well-known underworld night spots on underworld night spots
like vampire hangout yeah whoa yeah this is sort of like the beginning of
blade vampire yeah right okay so he's at some sort of EDM sort of vampire club
where there's shape shifters lizard people vampires that's right wolves wear
types yeah okay gotcha okay so he's hanging out at that October 31st yeah
wait and this is where he became a werewolf oh oh okay interesting so you'd
hang out at these places and these meeting gangsters this is where he met
Alex Shonder Burns he met him at the theatrical bar and grill theatrical bar
and grill I don't know it feels like okay it feels a little okay shonder shonder
Burns was a Jewish gangster who had been around since the days of prohibition
he had also been in an orphanage as a child I was after his mother died when
the still they had in their apartment exploded Jesus
that'll happen mine's heart popped but that's a crazy story
Burns has started as a Newsy and had worked all the way up to having a
thriving loan sharking and numbers operation that's nice it's nice to see
a rise out of the news he ranks American success story yeah loan sharking so
Danny kept a pistol in his desk and we use the union a green one right yep yeah
obviously and at night he would use the union office for practice target
shooting what baby green no bad baby green it was during this period that
Danny became an FBI informant oh my god yeah okay Danny saw it more as what the
FBI could do for him than what information he could give the FBI
interesting that's an interesting way of looking at it so he just kept at it he
would declare work stoppages to show companies who controlled the docks and
then the rank and file became openly hostile toward the companies things would
often get violent and Danny's men would shoot out lights in a warehouse or smash
windows Jesus one time gum gunshots caused a German freighter to turn around
and leave before it was unloaded oh my god man what year is this this is like
late 60s okay yeah all right it's after the Germans like we don't do that any
more run no no no no no the switch decades no the street it's early 60s
all right so another time Danny threatened to murder the children of a
company owner so the FBI had to put the man's house and family under protection
is the FBI still working with him yeah they're like look Danny come on that's
what I do you guys knew when you got into business with me it's my thing look
we're sick of going to the grievance committee we don't feel like they're
sending you our grievances they're not writing a lot of it down one of them
tried to smash a chair over ed fuck it yeah Denny's ILA salary was only six
thousand dollars a year uh-huh sure but he was living quite the life weird
because on six thousand a year one would think that that wouldn't be easy nope
okay he loves green he's throwing down money at clubs driving his green
Cadillac around plenty left over for his wife and two dollar daughters as well
as a mistress on the side wow his lifestyle was not Cleveland-esque okay
seriously yeah yeah you guys want to get into this now Danny increased dues
25% oh good may workers put in overtime hours on a grain ship can you imagine
someone getting away with that now telling them money was going to build a
new fund so he has them working overtime hours on this ship and then all the
money from that they're not getting it's going to a fun to build a new building
for the fun to build a new building for the office new office building a new
office for his new office building for the union for the union yeah right turns
out Danny was just taking that as weird yeah baby Danny baby green yep little
baby green little baby green man workers who wouldn't work on the grain ship were
fired more than 50 Danny told other members those guys were quote winos and
bums all right I didn't realize that so yeah that's one worker had been off the
job for a year because he lost a leg that's a very fair reason the dock the
docks a hard place yeah go ahead and that'll come right off take yeah you're
allowed to take a year yeah maybe longer maybe more yeah maybe forever when he
came back he was amazed at the brazenness of Danny scam he was also
married to a planes dealer newspaper reporter okay plane dealer all right
well fuck what are you gonna do it's a thing everybody settle down it's all
cool out here so that's what we're calling it what do you what do you what's
your objections sir I don't feel like that was the same person who had a
complaint but it will take it what that's the man who thinks that the iPads
on it what happened there was a hero rose up
nah it's already in the iPad okay okay one rose to the occasion no it
doesn't matter it's already in the iPad the one they'd wait it for don't do
this never forget you so the paper started looking into this story the paper
yeah that's right and then they dropped the story and an FBI investigation was
begun okay they came in they took records from the Union office hey those
are the Rolling Stones albums we're taking these and they discovered that
the Union office had been bugged during the remodel so all that time he was bug
in his own guys so he could learn everything that was going on okay so
how do you so if you're him you got to pretend like you have no idea right
we're bugged oh my god they heard everything look at my face son's a
bitch I don't miss DNA you think I didn't notice too because I was shooting
holes in the walls the whole time such an invasion you know the day the bugs
were found someone dropped drove by Danny's house and fired shots into the
wall okay Danny wasn't home at the time his wife and kids were a reporter came
by and asked Nancy where Danny was and what he was doing and Nancy said quote
his Irish is up oh what a great way to describe it you know what it means yeah
just leave it leave it alone yeah where is there his Irish is up oh god all right
well let me know when he goes back down to regular levels that's that's it from
Danny greens house his Irish is up back to you Bob Danny resigned from his
positions in the Union and was indicted for embezzling thirty five thousand
dollars and falsifying records in 1966 he was convicted and sentenced to five
years okay here's where yep here exactly but he served an hour yeah but the
sentence was suspended because it was his first offense well in what fucking
war I mean at what point we just need a clear judicial system like just clear
fucking what happens what happens if you do the thing not what kind of mood is
the judge in well but I also do like that green car so I'm Jenny every to go
you could next up non-white guy mmm you could do you could do it you could do a
dollop just on the FBI and every single time it would be and then the FBI got
involved that everything got all fucked up yeah right because it's pretty it's
pretty consistent that they do this kind of shit and then go after people haven't
done anything so so you're saying that for the general state of affairs of
today we should all feel really good there's a Japanese movie I can't remember
the name of it but there's a scene where there's a bunch of guys fighting from
two different sides and someone says what should we do and the guy says let
them fight FBI Trump let them fight we're not on either side yeah they're all
bad rooting for injuries who do you want to win I just want a lot of guys to
get banged up so right so then the sentence is suspended because it's first
offense then the Court of Appeals overturns the verdict on it technicality
here we go they they can go back to trial but he ends up pleading guilty to
misdemeanor charges of falsifying union records he got a fine and was barred from
working in labor business for five years well quite a fucking turnaround 35
grand especially if the way that he's working in the labor business doesn't
seem to doesn't seem to actually need him to be employed by labor I mean he's
corrupt he just needs a front here we go the grievance committees like we should
miss you boss what you say five years to use the c-word you say corrupt say
corrupt about Danny no yeah it's not like you said Danny might be corrupt so
I thought I just don't want to get beat up again Danny bugged me yeah I'm here
and he put a bug in me what I'm hearing right now I'm hearing a grievance you
know what I mean oh no one night only the grievance committee is back without
Danny who will notarize the notary this is actually just a ceremony where
paperwork will again be filled out we want to be clear man I got a big one
signature easy let's clarify what you mean it's a podcast you know none it
probably didn't hurt that he's an FBI snitcher hate for all this stuff he got
away with anyways union official days are over moving on so he starts a new
business called emerald industrial relations okay sure sure like Ruby
fucking now for a fee his consulting firm yeah would offer protection to
companies against union issues now Dave that's a funny applied also supply
problems and work stoppages so any sort of issue in that area of issues I guess
if you were to try to put it into one category sort of you know issues unions
deal with yeah well also issues that Danny would then create right so he would
he would create work stoppages or supply problems and then be like hey if you pay
me I'll figure out a way to fix this if you pay me the thing that I'm doing is
gonna stop yeah he got a load of glass held up at a dock and the company brought
him $2,000 to get it released companies thought it was easier to just pay the
fee than to fight it it is 100% plus if anyone gave Danny trouble he had one of
his guys blow up a car or a business as a warning Jesus Christ yeah he took it
up a notch with green fire if the bombing got on the news Danny would give
his guy a bonus but a bonus was a flogging Danny had a bar bombed because
the bar owner was a union official who would oppose him Jesus go do what you
gotta do I don't know Cleveland police charged Danny with labor racketeering
yeah but it's only a second offense thank my god I mean how many times are we
gonna blame this poor guy yeah thank you it's the world around him that has
created this villainous right he's just doing he's just a guy reacting for God
say he's a kid wow it is 40s he's a fucking child he does his baby green to
me he's a widow baby he doesn't know no better oh but this is a great is a great
example of how the government doesn't support small businessmen yeah yeah
true so Danny has his bar bomb the police charge him with labor racketeering
and violating his parole and what about bombing is that on the list well it
doesn't matter because the judge throughout the charges and gave no
explanation so you're free to go well Danny I think I speak for every woman I
say I'm really sorry we should not have been so rude to you yeah this was on us
by the way there's two judges you know what hold on now officer would you
apologize to Danny for what you put him through hi Danny I'm just so sorry I
don't know what look at him in the eyes don't know I don't know what we're
thinking we're so stupid and all right now suck his dick
could boo be an honor that's it that's a leprechaun right there and then you get
the leprechaun going it turns out that J Edgar Hoover himself yeah the thought
Danny was a good guy to have out on the street snitching so J go man was pulling
the strings for the FBI like Dick Tracy the green okay so so in the 1960s the
garbage business started to become a money-making operation well that's the
business he's already been working in to be fair it's full of it anyway small
waste hauling firms were opening up all over if there was money the mob was
involved so the New York mob had taken over the garbage business and in New
York and now the Cleveland mob wanted to take over the Cleveland garbage
business okay first they they had to infiltrate the Cleveland solid waste
trade guilt I mean what I like what kind of mole are you sending in to Donnie
Brasco the waste people hey yo what can I say I'm just excited to get involved
with some of this solid waste well it's nice to have you Bob is it Bob yeah
yeah Bob regular yeah yeah just the my my paw was a garbage guy my grandpa was a
garbage guy I'm a garbage guy too that's great yeah we all love garbage here we
like nobody loves it more than me I'm regular just like you guys okay yeah
100% let's get to it bend over and pick up that pile of shit
why bend over don't make that noise it's a terrible noise it's meant to
intimidate you so the good news is that Danny's five-year ban from the union
business had just ended thank God he can finally get involved again so the mob
looked to Danny he and his main Bob got a bomb guy Bob Kai he and his main bomb
guy got involved and it brought in a friend of Danny's named Mike Frato okay
Danny and Mike were so close they'd named their sons after each other super
weird yeah super super weird hey I'm Danny this is my son Mike Frato and I'm
Mike Frato this is my boy Danny this fall on CBS we will be living in a
duplex the show's called two names two houses it's already been canceled
scam Mike was already making a million a year in the garbage business
season politics Danny explained the job quote if others don't don't join the
guild we will follow their trucks and take away their stops we'll offer to
pick up for less and take away their business at the cheapest price and knock
them out of the box there are a lot of ways we can do this and then we'll
split up the stops and give them to the guild members who's he represented again
he's he's representing the mob right okay it feels like that I just want to
make sure he wasn't back on the union side because it's definitely not on the
inside but the union is taking over the guild right okay yeah so so garbage
guys around town started having problems a bomb went off near one owner's home a
fire burned down the office and three trucks of another garbage men started
being beaten and shot at Jesus Christ a garbage is fucking serious business it's
crazy I gotta get in a garbage business I don't want to do anything crazy like
be a garbage man I think it may be a cup so then Frato Mike Frato didn't like what
was happening big Mike Frato or little Mike Frato big Mike Frato not a little
Mike Green Mike Frato Green anyway keep going he so he quits and he starts his
own organization the Cuyahoga see yeah I know I looked it up there's a big
controversy some people say it one way and other people say it another way so
for sure people are gonna yell at me the Cuyahoga County Refuse Hollers
Association that's the name of the one he started what is it the Cuyahoga
County Refuse Hollers Association okay they're celebrating our pronunciation so
much I can't hear so then obviously Danny's upset about this cuz he's Frato's
created a alternative right competitive garbage union sort of oh garbage
Union Wars are the best yeah that's a TLC show so Danny so Danny sends his bomb
guy to blow up Mike wow I mean unbelievable this is a real but the
but the bomb guy had never blown up a guy he'd only blown up cars and buildings
well this is a great opportunity for him to sort of expand his portfolio that's
right I mean I know we're having trouble finding a hero in this story but I
think it's maybe the advancement of this bomb guy's career I also do people
now just updated the resume boys hey buzz and boys it says you on your resume
you blow up Mike Frato can you tell me yeah that was a fun one yeah Mike was
sort of my gateway human oh sorry are we talking about big Mike Frato or a
little Mike Frato big Mike Frato little Mike Frato's name is actually green Mike
Frato green yeah you're thinking of Danny Frato yeah actually Danny Green
Frato you know they got canceled I did not yeah no strong female presence yeah
and not diverse enough so what are you gonna do all right I get it so the guy
obviously nervous he put he puts the bomb on hey man try this jacket on oh
shit nothing oh was that out loud fuck shit this is a jacket for you now shut
up so at this time you would you would be nearby and you would hit a remote
that's how your that's all these bombs are gone off how are you getting a bomb
on him well then I put a bomb in a car oh okay just bomb okay hey can you hey
you don't know me can you wear this jacket when you say bomb a human I'm
like like because he's bombed humans in a bar so he's bombed humans but he's
now no he's only bombed empty oh places this is so it's a murder step for a
murder step got it so he puts a bomb on Mike Frato's car and then he takes it
off because he's freaked out and then he calls Mike Frato and tells him what's
going on Jesus Christ so that's Mike's like I'm sorry can you say that one more
time you're breathing really heavy into the phone so I put the bomb in your
car but then I took the bomb off I was gonna kill you man I just wanted a bigger
resume I'm sorry I'm sorry for almost what I did so now around the time cop
Ed Kovacic who's one of the guys who went down to beginning to talk to him he
just happened to call the bomb guy and started bluffing that they had a bunch
of evidence against him for other bombings bomb guys are weak links yeah
that's that's that's the that's our our message that's where you go pick the
bomb guy so the guy just totally caved and he went in and he gave a 40 page
statement on Danny and other gangsters around Cleveland he just fucking rolled a
little while later Danny called the bomb guy and said he needed him to blow up
Frato again he's like we're not done you didn't finish the job not again this
time for real for real to it dress rehearsals over so the bomb guy told his
girlfriend quote I'm dead if I don't and I'm dead if I do okay cool fun so now so
but so he knows where Frato's car is he already told Frato the deal though so
now he's got a like rebomb after confessing yeah so he's gonna be a tough
sell he calls it's like Mike's gonna take a day or two off driving well he calls
in a bomb the bomb guy calls in a bomb threat he calls a building nearby he's
gone rogue well he wanted he wanted a bunch of cops to be around okay so that
he couldn't but he didn't do it right he didn't do the car wasn't right in front
it's a building nearby okay so he he's he's going crossing the street to put the
bomb in the car and he blows up he so he did blow up a person finally remember
it's a remote who's got the remote oh no we don't know it just so happened I go
of though happened to be though that a guy who gave a 40-page statement was
crossing the road with a bomb and the bomb blew up that Danny asked him to
carry well well when you start doing math some some people thought it was an
accident a lot of people think Danny pushed the remote so anyway I know what
I so all these cops are also nearby so the cops all come running Frato's in an
office nearby the whole time it's a whole fucking shit show right Jesus now
at the same time Shonda Burns starts hitting up Danny and introducing him to
loan sharking and the numbers rackets and he's getting Danny involved and one of
Danny's first assignments was to bomb the house of a numbers runner who was
refusing to pay protection okay so Danny drove to the house with a homemade
explosive Jesus and he's a block away and he's driving and he pulls out the
igniter but the fuse is burning way faster than he expected wait he lit the
fuse before and so this is a cartoon bomb he has I think you I think you pull
off a thing and it and it lights it yeah so he's lit it still but you get
yourself in the ready I mean if you light a firework you get in the ready
position if you have a bomb in your car you're not like light that fuse all right
how close are we let's figure this out I like a clock myself I like a little
tick-tock to keep me going who needs caffeine I have a lit bomb in the car and
I'm two blocks away with traffic let's go so he he lights it and it's going too
fast so he goes to he just goes to get rid of it and throw it out the window
before he's at the guys does he have multiple personalities he can't be doing
all this he's good he's got it he throw it goes to throw it out the passenger
window but he misses this is really not going hit the door frame and bounces
back in okay so right okay so this is like Boris from Bullwinkle essentially
Natasha so Danny opens the door and jumps out of the car jumps out of the car
as he made a good decision yet and the car explodes but he just got up and
walked away with just a slight injury to his eardrum left him hard hard of
hearing in that ear for life he would later say quote luck of the Irish yeah
his Irish is up for sure I can't tell you how lucky that whole thing was yeah you
know what that lip bomb in the car and got out just lost my hearing in my right
ear but God's God smiled upon me he told the police that someone drove by and
threw a bomb in his car yeah all right as easy as it sounds either the guy
somehow got it lit at the right time and threw it out the window which believe
me is no no picnic tell you that not from experience but yeah the guy got it
right through the window yeah shouldn't have had it down so around this time
Danny really started to embrace his Irish heritage his Irish is way up he'd
always been proud of it but now he was reading books on he's been insane about
it yeah now he's reading books on Celtic history mmm especially the what fuck I
don't know why y'all see my business it's like 64 65 I took out I took out most
of the dates because it was driving great it's like 70 it's like 70 70 the
question though congratulations I was a good one yeah so we could picture the
Saturday Night Fever soundtrack for a lot of this now so he was especially into
the legend of the ancient Celtic warrior we're gonna be terrible
killed the warriors were known to have mastered the arts of clever speech and
war I don't believe he's mastered either correct that's what I could get a bomb out
of the car he thinks that's him to a tee he's like yeah I mastered clever speech
and war a long time ago and he had the same color hair as the warriors so
basically he thought he was a Celtic warrior no he is the same color hair so
for sure what are the odds you know I mean yeah he couldn't throw a bomb out
an open window that he lit too early this guy's ready thank you it's time for
the big leagues remember all this time he's working as an FBI informant he
insisted they use the code a mr. Patrick mr. Pat his favorite saint his favorite
st. mr. Patrick st. mr. Patrick he was very into lifting weights and jogging
he's super into being athletic he quit smoking and drinking he had a trick
serious hair implants done okay he went went on a rigid diet of fish vegetables
and vitamins solid smell for sure yeah he's also a huge animal lover he had two
dogs and he would put out food for birds and squirrels now see don't do this now
there's a weird like little yeah Leon from the professional quality or it's
like I love you guys you're the only one who
understands me blah blah blah blah and birds are flying around him hello
Sebastian come on down there you are oh there's Bobby the squirrel yeah yeah yeah
a little rat in his pocket hello commissioner on November 26 1971 Danny
was running with his dogs near his home when a car pulled up it was Mike Frato
in the passenger seat awkward he yelled quote I got you now you son of a bitch
and started shooting at Danny Jesus Danny did did has he been trained in the
army he hit the ground pulled his 38 and shot back why say anything if you
really want to kill fuck what it's like how many movies do you have to watch
Jesus Christ shut up get the job done yeah I mean shoot I will but after this
impressive quip he's behind a table this got complicated suddenly a little
while later the car pulled into st. Luke's hospital emergency room the
driver got out and just walked into the emergency room two cops asked him what
it happened he just said I don't know and he passed them is he shot the cops
looked in the car Mike Frato was shot in the forehead and dead and he okay what
is the drug what's the driver's deal he's in shocker he's just crazy or he
works as an orderly he what is he doing in the hospital the driver told the
nurse there's someone bleeding out in that car someone got shot in the head
and died do what you can not much he is absolutely dead for sure did you look at
him I thought he quit blinking and breathing yeah no he died all right
well she asked the guy's name and he said quote what the hell do you need my
name for if there's someone bleeding in a car and then he just left and walked
out of door that's how you do it that's how you do it confused make them the
asshole time is money what do I got to tell you my life story get out of my
way lady well I mean he seemed to use that in a rush so I should just leave
him be so then he just kept walking he was walking out of street and the cops
caught up to him here we go again more bullshit why the fuck you need my life
story go tender my friend he's the one with no brain fix him I'll be back at
seven so two days later Danny turned himself in the cops wanted to press
charges but a judge threw it out it's only his third offense my god I am sick
and tired of good people being brought in front of me with these bullshit
charges he's a baby for God's sake he doesn't know no bet oh mama's heart pop
dad I couldn't raise him great for work the night shift it's boys guilty of one
thing and that's being adorable come sit on my knee while I do this Danny I want
them on to watch this he's a good little boy isn't he yeah
so the judge threw it out and when he did he said quote the evidence indicates
that Mike Frato was attempting to assassinate Danny Green in a struggle
for control of the rubbish hauling business it's like yeah your honor we
understand what happened what do you think about it oh right that part I miss
being a lawyer so Danny was free it was news he was very good with the press at
this point and was constantly being interviewed by TV and newspapers this is
a time when a lot of mafia guys would go in front of the press and like talk they
still sort of do yeah but they used to do it a lot more they were assassination
attempts that were never reported in the news at what level are you considered
an assassination attempt I feel like this is a little high for him
he's just a shithead like isn't it just a murder attempt on him I mean yeah but I
mean like when we're saying assassin like if someone tries to like shoot a
regular person you're not like he tried to assassinate that man well like that
was an attempted murder is this dude at assassination level today we'll be
discussing that look him to word talk we're gonna talk about what words mean
yeah it's a fair question Nancy said that once he was stabbed an inch away
from his heart his daughter said one time he came home through the back door
quote he came crawling up the back a bomb had gone off and he crawled over
the freeway which happened to be just behind our house he was singed head to
toe his eyebrows and eyelashes were burned off that was dad mom cleaned him
up mom
okay first of all the bombs he's using are for sure cartoons
well singed head to how did mom clean it up oh Danny I'll get the eyebrows oh so
Danny left his wife Nancy in 1974 partly because Nancy was worried the girls
would get hurt with all the assassination yeah no the freeway crawls he moved
to an apartment in Collinwood he felt very good because the street a block away
was named Danny so it's the little things when you're losing everything that's
right he loved phones and had five installed in his house for what a
telethon what is five lines gonna do they were all green even worse I mean
such a dumb decision which one's which well I had to keep the Irish pride up
okay which one's which number though he would sit outside in a lawn chair and
soak in the Sun he found a barber he liked nearby and went there even though
the guy was Italian he told the barber quote I hate those fucking dagos you're
the one I like special kind of friendship you know that barber was like
mm-hmm Danny was the Robin Hood of Collinwood he was Robin Collin would the
neighborhood loved him he paid kids ten bucks to run errands when a woman's
washing machine broke he bought her a new one he paid the four-year tuition at a
girl's school for a local waitress he'd buy people food if they couldn't afford
it and he'd pick up tabs at restaurants on Easter he'd give away hams on
Thanksgiving he give away turkeys so everyone just he's the fucking sure
yeah he's Santa Thanksgiving and there wasn't much trouble in Collinwood
because criminals knew Danny was around Jesus when Hells Angels showed up whoa whoa
whoa all righty and we're apparently threatening a local guy Danny went over
and knocked on the door when they opened it of the Hells Angels home hello
Hells Angels whoever's home it was whoever's home there is staying out
there oh yes when they opened it Danny was standing there with three sticks of
dynamite don't make me kill myself on your property
hello I'm a cartoon oh no it gets he lit the fuse with a cigar like he'd
clearly been watching Clint Eastwood movies yeah right yeah you're just like
yeah you watch it like a Sunday afternoon matinee on TV you're like you
know what I got an idea he'd just seen the good the bad the other right just
seen it lighting dynamite with a cigar so he lights with a cigar and then he
says to him if anything happens to this man I'll blow you up I'll blow up your
house and I'll blow up any Hells Angels I could find blowing up is such an
elevated threat oh my god it's like you're like dude I thought the worst case
scenario was guns it's like no I'll put dynamite on you no there is such a
difference between pointing a gun at someone and just standing there with
lit Hells Angels yeah Hells Angels a gun they're like we'll fucking get the
kids the guy's like I'll blow each one of you up it's like Jesus Christ but leave
the dude alone okay sorry man so your eyebrows just a hairless wonder with
three lit sticks of dynamite this isn't my first time no shit oh my god what is
happening dynamite cojax on the porch he's still smoking I'm running errands
today boys so then after you said that he pulled the fuse and he threw it away
and the blast and cap went off and then he stared at them and he walked away and
they're like you guys we should go hey we should get out of here we actually are
we doing that are we going is that five we were gonna do dinner that's a hundred
five everybody up and let's do dinner at five yeah yeah we'll do that right now
somewhere else yeah I don't like it here I don't like it here either Irish people
are fucking crazy oh I mean he seemed nice I mean besides being bald and
flaming that was fine so Danny decided to open an after-hours club with good I
was just about to say it's time for him to get in the nightclub business for
sure seems like the right era he went to Shander Burns who got him $70,000 great
which mostly came from the Gambino family in New York City on the up and up
we all know that and they know that'll be good yeah for sure for some reason Burns
demanded that Danny use a specific guy to handle some stuff with the business
and he had the guy courier the money so the guy is gonna get the money from the
Gambino's and bring it to Danny okay now the guy was a cocaine dealer it's a
bad start so the guy took the money and bought coke with it hoping to sell it
and turn into a quick score well normally that works out terrific for all
parties involved so this isn't this plan has never gone well no the key is you
don't do the cocaine which is easy for a cokehead who's got a bunch of it
here's my business coke and my coke and they will never combine but what
happened was was that the cops had been investigating him for a while and they
just happened to raid his apartment right when he had bought all the coke
ah the worst time possible so he threw all the coke out his fourth-story
window that's if you're walking by that's when you just pull one of these
and not illegal yeah yeah yeah Jesus Christ the dogs in your neighborhood are
fast yeah yeah you can ride them ride them we got dogs right and dogs we got
humans right in dogs dogs right humans oh my god that dog never shuts the fuck
up oh don't go there they got those cocaine doggies all right so the problem
here obviously is that now seventy thousand dollars is owed to the Gambino
crime family well do they mind sniffing along so so Burns goes to Danny and he
says pay him pay me back and Danny's like I never got the money and you you
made me hire the drug dealer is the courier well that was not my fault bad
idea and Burns says you got to pay back because the Gambino crime family is
owed and Danny says quote fuck him tell him it was a gift no not a good thing
to say tell him it was a gift a little bit was a gift you don't know how the mob
works to say that was a gift and you don't normally tell the person who's
saying that you owe them that that was a gift try it hey man where's that
three hundred fifty dollars you owe me fuck you it's a gift what no you said
you needed three hundred fifty dollars you really needed to pay me back it was
a gift no it's clearly stipulated prior to that actually alone not for a long
period of time all right actually hold on fuck you it was a gift no it wasn't a
gift stop saying it was a gift okay I'm the one giving it I'd say if it was a
gift it wasn't a gift it was alone what did you say there I was giving it right
you said that I was one give yes yes fuck you a gift boom it's called business
you're welcome you're well they gotta go she happy birthday tremendous negotiator
yeah I'm gonna negotiate so amazing you're not even gonna believe it I'm gonna
negotiate down the number of dead people on an island to zero hey math you're
fired fax you're fired facts oh sorry Danny obviously Danny's like this isn't
happening so not good Burns puts out a hit on Danny for 25,000 oh boy now
everyone everyone wants in on it that's not good no a group of local burglars
made the first attempt a group of local burglars they have a they have a union
how you doing with abandoned masks they put a bomb on Danny's car we're looking to expand Danny was
at a gas station when the attendant noticed something hanging under his car
hey you got a bomb underneath your car mister you want me to wash that you want
I should do the windows and remove the bomb oil looks a little low you could
use more washer fluid and someone's trying to take your life
I'll be 575 so tanny take Danny takes the bob off and then he calls up the
policeman Ed Kovacic now Kosovic fuck that now Ed had moved a couple blocks away
from Danny just coincidentally and over a little bit of time they had become
sort of like friends like they liked each other it's like a movie they like
each other they respect each other but he still wants to put Danny in jail right
so Danny asked Ed to come over to his apartment and he showed him the broken
clothes pin which is what I guess the two sides of the clothes pin the way we're
supposed to work is once they touched the bomb was supposed to go off just
certain clothes pins not anyone's any clothes pin no no no if close if the
tips of a clothes pin touch it's really it's a really hazardous thing but
crazy most most people hang on clothes have gotten used to it first I'm
hearing of this so clothes pin a battery and a blasting cap and it was like
where's where's the explosives and Danny said quote it's going back to the son
of bitch that sent it to me so wait you call a cop over mid retaliatory murder
yeah he tried to do that to me that's why I called you anyway I'll kill him good
to see you IPA actually now I'm wondering why had you come over here yeah
why did I invite you I shouldn't be telling you any of this this seems like
an extra unnecessary step hey hold this battery and clothes pin so
Kovacich or whatever the fuck his name is said if Burns got blown up he'd have
to testify against Danny and Danny said quote nobody's gonna believe you
pretty confident gentlemen a few months later a few months later Danny was jogging
in the exact same area he had been when I might take a shot at treadmill something
he likes working out jumping jacks yeah other stuff burpees like it's near a
beach he liked it there it was nice that's I wouldn't really feel comfortable
walking across the place where I was assassinated almost oh a lot of
memories come back here where I play fetch with the dogs where I almost got
blown up a lot of fun a sniper was hidden in the bushes and started shooting at
Danny so what like at what point you I mean it's like you're the jerk he hates
cans what is it with this area what is it I don't think Danny's bright as much
as he is insanely green he's just stubborn yeah on words he figured Danny
the sniper clearly figured Danny would hide or run away because that's what
people do when a sniper sure Adam what it Danny pulled his revolver started
shooting at the sniper sniper and charging straight at him that is not
that is just so not in the sniper handbook oh nobody like oh shit like in
your scope you're like he is running right towards oh my god I gotta pack up
a bunch of shit I gotta break some stuff down get this packed up I got all
clean that in the car holy fuck look at this guy who's a horse there's there's
not one point in sniper school where they teach you the guy might run at you
screaming yeah yeah so the sniper just ran yeah well he knows how it feels now
yeah he's being fist-snipered so Danny was certain this was the Burke work of
Burns the more Burns tried to kill Danny and failed the more Danny thought he
was a Celtic warrior so it's feeding into his terrible terrible news John also
he survived these two assassination attempts so it's like at this point
you're like it's true well right down to the hair drawing on the legend of the
gods of the north the Celtic warrior believed that through death he could
achieve immortality so the more they failed to kill Danny the more audacious
he became but wait isn't it if you get wait what is it yeah if he dies if he
dies immortality yeah but he's not dying yeah so I think he thinks that the
less the less opera the less times they try to he literally now is like thinks
he's invincible yeah a little bit in March Burns was at Christie's cabaret
next to yeah all right Christie's here tonight next to st. Malachi church yeah
is that still there Malachi Malachi Malachi's church the church was packed
as it was holy Saturday we all love a good holy Saturday we'll see y'all there
tomorrow Burns came out wearing maroon pants and a white total neck and went
over to his blue Eldorado hi I represent colors and it exploded and it was a huge
explosion C4 was used Burns was blown out the roof of the car terrible time to
be named Burns what got all Burns a friend of Burns tried to drag him away
but realized he was only dragging the top half of Burns his legs were 50 feet
away other parts had rained down around the church a lot a lot of him was on the
chain link fence between the church and Christie's the cops wouldn't let the
people in the church leave until all the pieces of the body were picked up
we're just looking for five fingers and then we'll open these doors gang we are
five digits away from this nightmare being over I'm so sorry you guys keep
playing bingo in there keep playing bingo it's just again he went everywhere he
really he is confetti man confetti we're calling it but we're sweeping up we've
got a little dirt devil we're doing the whole this is more of it I'm more
comfortable with it than you guys are but we will have him cleaned up in no
time there's got to be something in the Bible about exploding people no yeah no
one one of the people in the church was a grammar school friend of Danny's small
town sure Burns had $843 on him that was fluttering all around the car so the
money survived yeah the money is fine the currency is fine he's on the fence
and little pieces there are 50s floating in the air the IRS came and claimed the
money hey hold on a second here hey what is that money we heard there's been an
explosion that goes to us we're building bridges so the cops are looking at other
number runners who might be trying to you know coming on his business sure who
could do this his wife had no idea he had had a falling out with Danny and gave
Burns Doberman to Danny because she knew he loved dogs boy that must have been a
weird exchange he was like thank you that's everything yeah so sad right okay
dummy or that Linda bye Danny figured that was it problem solved but two
months later two months an explosion ripped through his apartment Danny and
his 17 year old girlfriend were on the second floor pardon sorry you put a
little a little sneaker in there his 17 year old girlfriend were and he's at
this point don't tell me he's in his 40s oh what the fuck okay he was he was when
the when it exploded he was flung against the refrigerator which he held
on to and rode down like an elevator is the he freight fridged just like a grain
elevator just going down yeah both of them are okay and they got well I mean to
be fair she survived the explosion but she's not okay yeah no yeah they got
into his car and just drove off sure as one's ought to do just hurry up all he
had was a broken rib when the police came they found a second more powerful
mom on Danny's back door that had not gone off because there was the guy from
the gas station well I noticed it right away I said it's your prime that's why
your heat's not working y'all got a big bomb of C4 out back I moved it filled
the washer third 445 if that one had gone off it might have wiped out the
entire neighborhood it still did not turn Danny's neighbors against him because
he was their Robin Hood they rallied around him the day after the bombing he
was back in a vacant lot not far away he set up two trailers one is a home the
other is an office he posted a sign future home of the Celtic Club Celtic
Celtic Celtic people go either way he people want me to say Celtic or Celtic
people get really there's a lot of people that want Celtic I'm gonna get
yelled at no matter what I do no Danny warrior of the Celtics Larry Bird
warrior of the Celtics he flew the Irish flag on a pole a bunch of journalists
and TV news reporters get them out there and gathered around Danny spoke
directly to a camera quote I have a message for those yellow maggots that
includes the payers and the doers the doers are the people who carried out
the bombing they have to be eliminated because the people who paid them can't
afford to have them remain alive okay and the payers are gonna feel great heat
from the FBI and local authorities and let me be clear something else I didn't
run away from the explosion someone said they saw me running away I walked away
I'm lazy the reporter seem said it seemed like Danny had nine lives quote I'm an
Irish Catholic I believe that the guy upstairs is pulling the strings and
you're not going to go until he says so wasn't my time yet so was the Catholic
God no actually as he was walking away there was only one set of footprints so
after the newscast Danny was approached by John Nardi they know each other a
while I'm Nardi Nardi's an Italian guy local union official and mafia
associate okay Nardi was also having trouble with the mafia okay he said to
Danny quote you got a good thing going here pal but your flank is wide open why
don't we form a partnership your enemies are my enemies let's fight them
together so this actually happened it wasn't just the movie scene no it was
real Nardi had contacts there was no Irish mob so Danny had to team up with a
connected Italian guy and the second Italian I like and if you cut hair it'll
help me out tremendously and the two of them went to war Danny's Celtic club had
a few Irish guys in it an ex-cop a jail official a stagehand a bar owner a
roofer and also Danny Jr. who was a teenager okay Danny gave them all names
of famous Celtic warriors and would quiz them on Irish history
sweet God comfortable setting he gave them all green business cards and green
pens to hand out green pens to hand out what are you doing the people the
people running for leprechaun office hey how you doing I'm with the new Irish
mob is a pen oh great I don't support crime yep need a cart there's my cart you
can see right down the back Irish mob I can't see anything the inks green okay
stupid car keep it up keep what up just walking keep it up buddy what are you
Italian yeah I'm Italian time guy yeah all right okay yeah here you want a
sausage go fuck yourself what why would you talk to a Celtic warrior like that
what are you talking about you talked to me you handed me a green pen and said
it was from the mob yeah Irish mob yeah I don't care we just started we got a
we got a that's a trailer we got a clubhouse got close you five trailer so
you have green pens at a clubhouse and you think you're a mob that's how it
works you get stationary and up and a place to hang out there's a dope there's
a dope man outside we got a flag like sad fuck you we're warriors see I took
it I've been intimidated by things that are coming out of a tree house okay
listen to become a Catholic warrior I took the boat both the written and oral
test and I passed so you're talking to a fucking warrior right let me ask you
this did the oral test involve a penis did it he fucking Irish goodbye
there's a Celtic penis so Danny's now a legend in Cleveland basically good shit
guys but people also had this feeling that he was not going to last very long
really what was tipping them to that I don't know but that just increased his
legend like they know that he's going up against the mob and he's right no
they're like he's gonna die it'll be amazing a local teenage kid who was a
Danny Green wannabe wrote a poem called the Ballad of Danny Green
fucking Irish Danny Danny would check his car for a bomb before he got in it
sometimes he'd sit on the roof of the building next door with a high-powered
rifle rifle watching the Celtic club sure yeah hanging out he and Nardi
decided to get in on the mafia dominated vending machine business it's all such
both little panty-anty bullshit yeah no the nickel and diming adds up if you have
enough you know you guys want to get in on the pinball record first Danny tried
making threats but it didn't work a mafia lieutenant confronted Danny and then
soon after found a bomb in his car in September a mob guy was going to meet
Danny and he disappeared he was found beaten to death in a days in well to be
fair I mean six on this hand half a dozen on the other beds are not comfy
that's actually one of their packages yeah then on May 26 1976 Cleveland Mafia
godfather John Scalish died without leaving a clear successor word was he
had tapped capo James Jack White lick of Oli what let's just call him Jack White
because yeah cuz then I get the picture Jack White and I don't hear about licking
volleys Danny and so Danny and Nardi saw this as a chance to take over Cleveland
right the old man's dad sure but Cleveland was old-school mafia territory
it got it's got some skim from Vegas and was one of the original six cities
taken over by the mob Nardi demanded a piece of the Akron rackets Akron Ohio
Akron how far away is Akron Akron Akron Akron Akron Akron it sounds like a robot
processing Akron how far away is Akron where is Akron how far away is Akron
point me to Akron how far away is Akron where's Akron and your LeBron James he
is from Akron yes he also from Akron Akron build a school in the Akron so the
mob guy in charge of Akron lips Moseri lips Moseri yeah big lips hey are you
doing let's do this did not like the demands and the two men screamed at
each other and then lips planned afterwards to take out Danny and Nardi
I'm gonna kiss him to death the mob was furious that Danny was even a problem
one was heard on FBI tape quote that cocksucker that fucking Irishman how the
hell did this guy ever come into the picture anyway it's a great tape yep in
July 1976 Eugene the animal quiz solo who led a group of enforcers who were
known as the young Turks was hit by a bomb on his porch that was hidden in a
flower pot the animals stomach and intestines were shredded by nails that
had been put in the bomb he lived but he went he went to Florida well to
rehabilitate a facility where he could roam with the other animals and frolic
in the yard he's happy yeah a couple of guys from the Celtic Club were stopped
by police they had a pistol a shotgun and maps with circles on it around the
other three young Turks homes hey what are you guys circling here there's a
lot of circles on these maps oh yeah that's where share lives really well
all righty as you were gentlemen enjoy the share tour lips got a phone call at
home quote Leo you're dead his girlfriend was worried but lips said if
someone was gonna kill them they would never call first I think lips is
mistaken yeah he disappeared two weeks later yeah it's too obvious I told you
lips where it was getting around the country the 24 Kosa Nostra families
were not happy this was a major embarrassment and now Danny killed a
made guy killing Burns was one thing but he wasn't made because he was Jewish
Danny didn't understand how big the mob was and how Cleveland was tied into
other cities now the US mob had no choice but to kill Danny they called
them a hitman from California Ray Ferrito what's up that's right let's
shred him he was offered 25% of gambling profits and Youngston
Youngstown that was come on that was just fucking funny and Warren to kill
both Danny and Nardi Ray brought in a second guy to do the legwork Danny up
on legs Danny and Nardi's daily activities were very purposefully
erratic which made finding them and killing them hard but everyone in town
wanted to kill Danny and Nardi leave so before Ray was done negotiating what
Danny and them no they think they're taking over I would but they're gonna
get I mean everybody's trying to kill them they think they're taking over
that's delusional okay before Ray was done negotiating the deal the hit deal
uh-huh three other mob guys tried to kill Nardi as he unlocked his car at the
Brotherhood Club they shot at him with a sniper rifle from a railroad bridge they
missed and he drove away okay a few days later I like to run at the assassins
let the old Danny beach approach a few days later someone drove by Nardi's he
walked on a sidewalk and shot at him with a shot gun reporters asked if the new
godfather was trying to kill him and Nardi said he was friends with everybody
I'm friends with all these guys yeah he's my buddies he's just goofing two weeks
later Danny put a bomb in another mob guys car but he parked but he parked his
car in his neighbor's driveway the mob guy okay so when the neighbor hopped in
the mob guys oh no oh no oh just to move it yeah oh god first gotta die first
civilian to die so the bombings weren't just happening with Danny Nardi and the
mob the mob is having an internal war to take over control at Cleveland there
were so many bombs going off 37 Jesus that the Cleveland Cleveland press
reporter called it bomb city USA cool the ATF tripled their manpower in the
area we're doing three guys
on April 5th 1977 a huge bomb went off in Collinwood it was a mafia guys car but
the body inside it was not the mafia guy turned out to be a hells angel who blew
himself up while trying to put the bomb in the car he had been paid by Danny
this really pissed off the mob because they had a contract to work with the
hells angels and now the hells angels were frozen out of mob contracts for two
years I mean I can't believe how corporate it is it is the FEC they deal
with this too so mafia Cleveland mafia leader Jack White needed more men the
previous leader had not made anyone in ages and he asked the godfather in New
York for permission after hearing about Danny the godfather gave him permission
to make ten new soldiers in Cleveland make ten you go make ten new guys you can
make Larry knees Jackson that's it the civilian mob sorry the Cleveland mob
then worked an FBI secretary to get a list of informants so this is the only
time this has ever happened I believe uh-huh but basically this woman her
husband or boyfriend worked with someone at a car lot who knew a mob guy and they
started working her because there was some sort of lawsuit against her and
her husband and the mob's like we could make that go away if you just get us a
list of mob informants okay so she fucking went into the FBI office and
snuck into the fucking room and wrote down the names okay of all the guys
Danny Green was at the top of the list sure okay around this time Danny and
Nardi decided to buy a struggling Texas cattle ranch yeah no it's I was gonna
say when are they gonna get involved in livestock how soon till then we all saw
it coming the plan was to sell meat through a discount purchasing program
obviously yeah no for sure no they're gonna make oak to burgers it all makes
sense the ranch owner had to sell because he'd been acquitted of selling
explosives to Cuba but the case to put him in debt sorry so he can't keep his
cattle because of explosives and Danny who lives in explosives is sinking is
getting him out of debt okay Danny and Nardi thought this was their ticket out
ticket out to what the business they're gonna go be cattlemen in Texas their
ranchers Danny bought western ware including green cowboy boats so he's
just like
and a green cowboy hat so the plan was through Nardi the Gambino family would
back it and Danny would run it they went rolling rolling rolling so they they
drove to the Cleveland Airport and they got on a plane went to New York and a
hit man a different one than Ray found out that and watched them park the car
and then put a bomb in their car and then waited for them to come back from
New York and they were in a hotel and they saw Danny and Nardi return and they
sat in a hotel and they pressed the remote button but they were too far away
they're out of the red what how do you not know the range they're not walkie
talkies and you're eight and then as the car back down and drove away they're
like running down the stairs get back in range get back in range and then out of
the street like chasing them trying to press throw it at him didn't work on May
17 1977 Nardi's car was parked behind the teamsters office he parked it in a
different place every day but the hitmen had found it as he unlocked his car the
car next to his exploded and blew his legs off Jesus people ran out to help
they were over Nardi and he said quote it didn't hurt and then he died
what were his last words I'm fine I it is great to have crazy last words may as
well it didn't hurt I can just leave you that they were never attached wait
what I never had legs they were fake the whole time what my nicknames no legs
Nardi after Danny held interviews with TV and newspaper reporters he told one
quote I have no axe to grind but if somebody wants to come after me I'm
over here by the Celtic Club they're coming after you it's not hard to find
me so the mob was livid that he was being so brazen Jesus all the while the
hitman and his sidekick were driving around looking for Danny but he was
extremely elusive Danny said where did Jack White that he wanted to cease fire
and the mob boss said Danny would have to kill his lieutenant who had killed
lips okay Danny wouldn't do it then the explosion expert who made the bomb that
killed Nardi vanished that's the mob cleaning up okay I thought you meant no
spirit took him so that sounded like no in September 1977 a mob wire guy got
into Danny's home and his hangouts and tapped all of his phones all five of the
greenies it's hard to know what's going on in here all the wires are green
Danny's girlfriend called in an appointment for Danny to get it to
fixed at the dentist oh scandalous it's a mola it's a back left mola they
finally knew where he was gonna be and exactly what time so the hitman and his
sidekick drove to the dentist in two two cars one was a bomb car Danny parked
grabbed his leather gym bag inside was a semiotic pistol a clip of bullets a
list of car license plate numbers of mafia enemies a dental bag a box of
green ink pens sure yeah no no for sure what you'd take to the dentist and a
mother of perpetual help holy card yep for sure yeah the usual stuff you take
to a dental appointment as usual Danny had parked between two cars so no car
could pull out and pull in right okay so as soon as he left the car next is
pulled out and they pulled the bomb car okay yeah that is maybe a flaw to the
plan well these will never leave but the other thing is I would walk out and I
would look at that car wasn't parked next to him yeah yeah there's a lot of
problems I'd be like I need more cars I'm gonna ride a bike thank you so as he
was getting in his car it blew up the car next to his blew up the dentist was
like down his left arm was blown eight feet away his clothes are ripped off his
naked body was sucked under the car his own car by the force of the blast Danny
Green was 43 it was the 38th bombing in Cleveland in a year holy shit I took out
all the parts about pieces everywhere the bomb took out other parts Nancy was
told by her boss at work her daughters learned through the media a strike force
was put together with members of the FBI Cleveland Police and Justice Department a
cop's daughter happened to be in the parking lot at the time she also happened
to be a sketch artist oh no but here they are so when the bomb went off and
she saw a guy calmly driving away she's like that's weird so she sketched the
guy's face down and she showed a law enforcement and they were like that's
Ray wow and they went and arrested Ray in the vise of the car it was the
registration of the car that blew up Danny so the way they connected the two
cars was because of that the little sticker you put on your license plate
uh-huh so it has a number on it a sequential number so they had registered
the cars back-to-back so they were in sequential numbers so they could tie
them together oh wow well we didn't know about that that's right we're the DMV
we're also not fucking around
yeah DMV Saturdays on CBS we have a DMV informant we're not the DMV you fuck
with be 38 you want some you want a fucking license I didn't think so all
right rookie you parked up hill you got a car in front of your car behind you
you parallel which way are the wheels turning now do it close one eye and look
at the screen you son of a bitch read the third line what's that say you wear
glasses class D it's gonna be a wild day
no we don't do driver's tests we're a fucking satellite DMV get the fuck out
of here good Lord
we've got the FBI of the DMV involved in this one CIA DMV it goes all the way
to the top what's that the FBI you want no some bad cause I got car knowledge
I'm from the DMV we're kicking the FBI out of here this is DMV territory once
the investigators were able to connect the two cars the mob put out a hit on
Ray Ray then flipped he also flipped because the Cleveland mob was
incredibly cheap so the whole time he was looking for Danny they refuse to pay
for his expenses or they kept saying he kept giving them expense receipts and
they'd be like yeah yeah we'll get you that money oh yeah for sure yeah no we
run a real tight ship in the accounting side of this yeah you know how the mob
is we're meticulous with numbers because of you know write-offs he had also
Ray had also been promised a brand new car for killing Danny but afterwards
they told him to just keep the getaway car which was a used Ohio State patrol
car hey new to you new to you so he was furious and he flipped yeah after he
flipped Jimmy the weasel Fradiana weasel flipped yeah who could see that
coming that was apparently a big flip when once the weasel flipped yeah right
I flipped oh holy shit you guys we should have known his name was a fucking
weasel huh when have you ever heard about not being able to trust a weasel the
only two guys only two guys were convicted for Danny's murder
Ali sister Nino Ronald the crab carabia yeah he's trying to get away on all
fours not grab him just cuff him this is a ridiculous I'm the crab haha you're
not gonna get the crap out get your fucking hands oh hey all my legs he's
coming at your sideways boys haha I didn't see that coming did you
haha I blended with this rock don't I oh he can see me pretty clearly but
afterwards others went down on Rico charges more flipped the Cleveland mob
was done in five years this eventually spread out across the nation as guys
kept flipping on each other okay an interim mob boss flipped more and more
flipped 250 people were put into witness protection they're like
recognizing each other hey whoa oh shit no my name stand now I'm a DMV register
holy shit look at you the entire La Cosa Nostra was toast and it all started
with Danny Green's war and killing now Ed Kovacic Kovacic all right we did we
came close became the future police chief of Cleaver sure sure and he said
quote if we could have arrested every FBI informant in Cleveland there would
have been no more crime in Cleveland because everybody was an FBI informant
just a flip-fest that's it that's the Danny Green story
baby greeny he's a real nature versus nurture huh yeah he was chill but he's
like a is he like considered like a hero here what is he he's not it's so sad to
me because they made a movie about this call it killing the Irish and but it
wasn't a comedy right like this is a fucking comedy like I don't know who
writes that movie and doesn't make it a comedy but you blew it because it's a
like put that in the Cohen brothers hands yeah truly an amazing film that's
very true but it's not it's not a scary thing it's yeah and there's a little
it's just idiots there's a little too much bomb foolery going on well the mob
is usually really stupid I mean there but about like if 38 bombs go off in a
year like you should be scared but then you also have like so many miss bombings
yeah it's like misconnections you driving a great Cadillac me trying to end
it I went to the hotel to relax and watch you as I was spying you were out
of range in a couple of ways what a town thank you guys so much for coming out
we really appreciate it Godspeed Godspeed