The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 35 - The Past Times with David Helem

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian David Helem. Redbubble Merch   Stitch Fix DoorDash - Code TPT

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I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week Dave Helen. Hi Dave What's going on guys? How are you? two days could get confusing How is life in the big city? Los Angeles pretty good man. I can't complain about too much like I went through my depressed era already and I'm out of that now so like I'm you're nice. I'm a year five and you all know that as you when you present with L.A. you probably go through those ups and downs with trying to like meet real people

and have real friends who just don't want to level up and you know. I met great people and had success immediately. I don't know to level up and you. No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you doesn't L.A. then I am doing. So that's only because he's funnier. Okay, that's like turned like that's what that's turned out. Some, some somehow. And Dave will promote your, you're on Twitter, Instagram, TikToking. Yeah, man, I know I have to do this.

Comfy me at the commutor. You're at, at Dave, at Dave at Dave Hallum H E L E M That's right on the socials. Yeah, I'm very funny. Yes Okay, so you know the deal Dave's gonna tell us a random paper Dave What okay We are going to New York City. Okay. I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess early 1900s. Okay. Early 1900s. What do you think?

I'm going to go with the 40s, 1940s. Interesting. Both in the wrong century, 1855. Okay. Yeah. All right. It is Saturday, February 24th, and it is from the New York Churchman. Oh, fuck. What? Which is in a Piska, a paleon?

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The mayor of this city having had his attention directed to the frequency of fatal accidents upon the city railroads as transmitted to the common council, the draft of an ordinance for the prevention of disasters. That's great. Okay. Feels pretty natural for a mayor to be aware of that. He got pointed in that direction.

Someone was like, you know, there's a lot of people dying out there on the trains. Well, all the time, it's the thing. We don't have cars yet. So like, this is like the coolest shit right now. So let's go. That's true. The remedy which he proposes is the construction of gates upon each side of the car platform to prevent passengers from jumping on the cars while they are in motion. So, the deaths are coming from people trying to grab runaway or rubbed. What? What a moving train. It's just a phenomenal time when you're figuring out like, you know what?

Either that's killing a lot of folks. There's another addition. Drivers of cars are also required to stop for every passenger. Oh my God, so the drivers are just like, money- I bet, I bet they were just slowing down and slow rolling that shit, and then people had to hop on. And they would miss god Yeah, there would be some people be like that's not a door

And then it's just people getting squished. Oh, I can imagine like often being like. Oh Terry's dead Whoops These drivers really aren't slowing down like they used to I feel like this is an a cut thing like gangs in the York right here like The bonus footage. House out of the way. Yeah, yeah, train the butcher. New steam fire engines, the new headline, I'm just saying. I can't, so that's it.

We don't really get into many details as far as, so basically the first story is, the mayor's going to pay attention to the fact that people are dying on trains, probably put up gates and request that the drivers do this invention called stopping. And people don't jump on while it's people aren't jumping. Yeah. It feels like it feels like that's a two birds one stoner where if the driver stopped then

the people will probably stop trying to who yeah die hard to top the trains unless people are just used to it and they're going to jump on it while it's moving before it stops then get a good seat or people who are mistiming it because they're used to it moving and just like loony tuning into the side of the car because they're used to the motion yeah I can see that. OK. Steam fire engine, the trial of a steam fire engine, took place in this city on Saturday in front of City Hall

in the presence of some 10,000 persons. Its performance was satisfactory. I've got. So it's City Hall. So that means I mean, New York City Hall. We know where it is So that means they just took a steam engine and put it on the street and fired that bitch up and then 10,000 people You can't get like the we did 10,000 people don't turn out like it's so what it takes for 10,000 people now to get in the streets is Revolution and then they would just be like, holy shit,

they got a steam fire truck. Whoa. Once again, what is 18, what, 50, 18, 18, 15? What else is there to do in a better time now? What else are you doing? No, there's nothing. What else are you doing? There's, there's not,

I'm people would be like, hey Larry's painting the barn. And that's what I'm saying. my fucking God. I'm canceling everything I was supposed to count, but I'm just gonna show up for that. I was gonna count stuff But now I'm canceling my counting plans. He's painting a barn Yeah, we got literally nothing to do Yeah, I mean if you got laid then you were probably just like oh my god That the oh I'm living the life. Holy shit.

I put it in a person. Oh, la la. You'd write about it in the paper. Oh, man, fuck. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. I look funny. Okay.

This is from the same section. This one's just eclipses. Mm hmm. Uh, if, if this is a Piscopalian, I'm sure we're going to hear a little plant here. We'll see. On the evening of Wednesday last, the Lord's hand grabbed the moon again. The Lord has hidden the moon. Lord did the all switch of moon aruda. On the evening of Wednesday last the 21st the

planet Uranus was eclipsed. The phenomenon was visible nearly or quite throughout the United States. On the 18th of April the planet Venus will be eclipsed. It was it will be visible only in the northern and some of the middle states as in the south southern Venus will pass the south of them. It's just a little planet update. Who in the fuck can see planets if they're eclipsed? Fair, very fair question. Very well. So it's just, yeah, to get cut sign, check out where Venus is and Yeah, it's missing today. It must be in eclipse. I can't see Venus.

I'm also a little astounded that their predictions are that. I mean, I guess we've been pretty good about planets for a while, but you would imagine that I would just definitely imagine there would be some sort of, you know, religious justification as to what is actually the Lord is furious at us. So he's removing Venus for the night as a punishment. I mean, you're wanting a little more, you're not getting enough God out of your paper. Like you're expecting.

Well, look, if I pick up the Episcopalian times, I, you know, yeah, I want to know why did he do it? What's his angle? Let's go. Give me some context. Are also just a regular paper. It should just be called the man. Yeah. I would listen. I guarantee you if we made a God newspaper now, purely like the Godvert, we would sell shitloads, not you and I probably because we. On the record days. Definitely. Yeah. Well, yeah, no definitely not you. Yeah, I've become agnostic

My brother believes in God because he found a plumbing piece in his car, so I'm sorry happen My brother told me he became agnostic because he found he's a general contractor and he didn't think he had a Plumbing part and then he found it in his truck and it made him open to the idea. That's not kidding. It's very bad. Sometimes that's used in different ways. I mean, he was a carpenter so it would make sense maybe a little that he's got plumbing stuff, you know, maybe, yeah.

That's not the thing. A lot of people find their way to God through plumbing. Oh, yeah, no, that's where you find true value I see what you did. Thank you. Thank you More here early salmon. Oh You guys ever get the early salmon report. Oh, just that they're called locks you guys ever get their early salmon report. Oh, just that they're called locks. Two fine Sam, two fine Sam weighing 32 pounds. The first of the season were caught a few days ago in

Vennsey, Maine and forwarded to the river house in Boston. Oh man. Not even New York. They're just like to Maine to Sam and we're caught. It's a Maine salmon report. I would be arranging alcohol you doing this time because this sounds like such a city town to be alive. It is.

I would just be whiskey. I agree. I feel like there are nights where I'm not doing shit. And I will just be like, like during the pandemic there would be nights where I would be like, I'm just gonna get hammered. Just because I was so, or by the way, in the pandemic, I know we're still,

but I'd be so bored, that I'd be like, I'm gonna drink a bottle and a half a wine, just because, you know, whatever. I had Hulu, and anything I wanted to watch, I could watch, and still, I was like, it's not enough and there they live in the time when if there's two salmon caught people like oh my god and Venus is missing This week is just fucking bonkers. Oh man in the steam engine came out what? Oh, it's team edge only shit if I see a salmon and a steam engine my my head is going to pop and brains are going to go over city hall. Did compared to the salmon, the steam engine is like a rocket. Yeah. They caught two fucking fish.

And not that close. It's in the same section as the steam engine. Like they're like, oh, also beside steam engine, someone got a couple of fish. Brice put the paper down. You're getting to work. Dub, baby, baby. Oh my God. Oh, you get also don't forget that this happened in Maine, not New York. So you are reporting other states. Yeah. Yeah, the reports Sam two salmon two two salmon To fish. Yeah, that's right. It's the salmon sermon. I'm sorry Jimmy. Can you repeat was that Two salmon? I think I'm losing our mind on the ground here in Maine We've got two salmon both big big fish

I can't see people are losing their minds losing their minds people are jumping in the river these are We everyone at thousands are dead and people are not understanding what has happened I'm actually gonna jump off of this cliff said right now myself. There's no point to going on the news is peaked to I don't know why we're both holding our ears because I don't think that's how it worked in 1855. I'm dead! Extract from paper read before the New York ex, I can't read this, society. Let us think a little on propiety of decoration. You guys are with you on this. It is to be a boring turn suddenly. You're very boring. It is to be assumed

that all positive decorations such as carvings or paintings, either historical or symbolical should have a special reference in every building to the peculiar object for which the building is to be used. I'm sorry. There's more, but I just thought I should pause there because I don't know what's going on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. go, you know, the painting or whatever you're putting in there, it should actually be specific to the, what the building is used for. It's just, okay.

I mean, look, we're still on a high from the Sam and story. So lucky that this is, but this is a dip. Yeah. It was so in the, yeah. It was so in the temple of Jerusalem, the divine architect of which there we go. Stamped symbolism forever with his own seal as the way in which his wisdom sought fitting to speak to man. This is like the Indiana Jones written part.

The intellect of Athens, the mysterious workings of the mind of Egypt got again in the person of our Blessed Lord, the early church, the church that saved Europe from barbarism that Mm-hmm the life of the dark ages Thank God there was no barbarism then yeah, well wait just hang on there Europe. Uh, she's gonna come your way. I don't buy that shit's going to come your way. I don't buy that. She's a very kind man in every age and climb man, savage, intellectual or religious, recognizing symbolism as a medium of conveying instruction to show those around him. It has been our blessed lot to live among the wise ones who in symbolism see nothing but cause for fear and trim. So this is just a... It's very...

It's very... How do we go from salmon to this? Salmon to sermon. I don't know. Now it feels like we are in the Piscopalian times. I guess so. Yeah, well now we're at, we're at... They hook you with those interesting train

suicide stories and salmon, you know, and the steam engine, and then you're reading, you're like, well, now we're at we're out. They hook you with those interesting train suicide stories and salmon, you know, and the steam engine. And then you're reading and you're like, well, wait a minute, the Lord, if mysterious. I guess maybe because we were past page one now, that might be why it's started getting all right. Yeah. Education of the clergy. Here we go.

Yeah. And now, and now we have learned what is the intellectual and what the moral training of which the majority of students in their preparation for the holy order stand in need. Boy, we're right there now. May we be permitted to inquire whether it is worth while meeting the objection that the most able man intellectually spit this is so many fucking commas. And intellectually speaking, we'll be found in the universities. Oh, that's a question. Jesus.

The comedy over comedy. The result of you with punctuation. Our own opinion is that men of very great genius will be quite out of place in the nurseries of the clergy. I, it's, it's, so, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's The way they use language is not conducive to hearing. Which I think is religions. Or religions, ain't it? Walk me through this.

And layman's terms, what the fuck are they talking about in terms of what you just read? Because I think that they are saying that if you're really smart and you shouldn't be in the clergy. Wow. That they are saying that if you're really smart and you don't you shouldn't be in the clergy Wow, oh You'll be at the university and at the clergy Yeah, you should be yeah, what a great way to put it because like if I read that I'd be like I don't get it Maybe like write this way to the clergy boy Come on son, you're at least but what did it say? It doesn't matter. Get any of them down

Here you go now. This is holy water. It's really different Like like like just being like it's like they're just saying to like get out of this town. Yeah, better than this town It's a little bit that indeed there can be little doubt that in the universities themselves Intellectual ability is much overrate. So they're shitting on the university. Okay. Right. Okay. So they're not sitting on the clergy, they're sitting on the kids' watch smart.

Yeah. Okay. Don't waste your, are they saying don't waste your mind in the university if you're smart? I think they're saying why, I think they're saying don't, if you're, they're saying if you're a priest, don't go to the university. Okay, gotcha. Let the egg heads go over there. It's just a waste of fucking time.

It's overrated. You're not going to learn anything, man. What could you learn in university? I'm not going to go to the good book. Yeah, I got you back. Don't even worry about it. Yeah, that's, yeah, he's the main professor. There you go.

He's the real, the real, that's yeah, he's the main professor. There you go. He's a real the real you raise religious Dave No, but I did go oh you other Dave. Jesus. I'll care about you. I'll be black day No, I was not raised to To religious my my dad I was taking us to church like in the my teens But at that point I would just fake like I I'll stay go Sunday, and just stay home, but not too much. I never, my parents never made me go to church. And then the only time I would go to church was when

I would sleep at a friend's house, and I'd wake up the next day, and I would go, and I would just be like, what the fuck is going on? Was it math? It was just, I mean, it varied, but yeah, it would be, yeah, a lot of times. But I also remember going to like Bible study after church and being like, what the fuck? You know, being sort of the same.

My mother, one time I said to her, I was probably like seven years old and I was like, I want to get across, like a crucifix necklace. And she was raised like church of England. She was like like touch. She was like, oh my lord, he wants to, he's showing an initiation towards religion. Thinking like maybe I just had like a mind, you know, and then she saw this drawing I did in school.

And this is why I wanted it. And it was me in a leather jacket with sunglasses on and a cross swimming in a pool. And then she realized like, oh, he's just like a douche. That's a very random. That's a very random ask to draw like what? Like, basically, I don't know. You were a Christian Slater. That's what you were like.

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So this is like the classifies. Oh, these can be there is a. The thing that I mean, I mentioned this all the time on the show Dave, but there is a non-white Dave, black Dave, is that the, there is so little organization sometimes to this that it almost feels like reading a vision board versus reading like a publication or periodical. organization sometimes to this that it almost feels like reading a vision board versus reading like a publication or periodical.

Yeah. And these can be pretty, I mean, I'm okay. What do you got Dave? Mayor's office, January 2nd, there is opened at this office a complaint book under the charge of a competent person for the purpose of receiving and entering all complaints of matters coming within the jurisdiction of the municipal authorities. The mayor will entertain and so far as the laws given power take cognizant cognizance of charges preferred by responsible parties for violation of ordinances and dereliction of duty upon the part of any person holding office under the city cup

by order of mayor He the mayor put it in an ad in the paper saying he has a complaint on Okay, let me go man It's not about so hot and then just it's just going worse and worse like you stories that It's almost it is it like, it is really like how a cult would hook you. It starts off with like, hey, come on, it's your tailpick. And you're like, oh fuck, like page one, you're like awesome. And then like page two, it's like listen, universities are the devil. And you're like, oh, okay.

And then now it's just like, look, the mayor is a complaint box. You're like, but this isn't that fun anymore. There are so many organ ads for church organs. Oh, I thought you were saying for like human organs. No, yeah, for human organs, the church is a kid days and Lord To buy or sell organs But there are ads for people who are selling like people who make organs. Oh, wow That would that's so just the layman getting an organ just coming home. Yeah, baby I know we said we wanted to save up for a big trip, but the Lord had spoken to me. I got us a church organ for home, what?

Yeah, yeah. Then these are acknowledgments. The first acknowledgment is help the poor. So that's just basic. It's nice. The sailor's mission. The sailors mission. By the way, wouldn't it be nice if religion still held onto that a little?

That'd be cool. No. Okay. Sorry. Too soon, just was the thought. The missionary of the floating church of the Holy Comforter. Oh, for fuck's sake, what?

It's a... It's for sailors. The whole watch. Go it on. It's for sailors. Well, it says the sailors mission, so it's a floatingers. Go it on. It's for saleers. Well, it says the saleers mission. So it's a floating church, a floating church and okay. The great for the knowledge of the recipient of the following gifts.

It's $5 from Helen McLeod, $4 from blank. They didn't know. Okay, sure. They're just saying they got money. A floating church is amazing. Um, I am still in one of the Oregon players like, I can't do this shit. I'm still in want to about $160 to pay the rent of the Mariners home and thus spare me the necessity of begging anymore for this object.

And I hope any other. If I could, and justice to my family, spare this amount for my living. I would rather pay the debt myself than to renew this appeal. But I cannot do this. Well, those who can help please address to DVM Johnson. So he's just asking for money.

Mm-hmm. For his float church. So he's the float church guy. This is a scam. This is just a guy trying to get this is go fund me for this is the first uh, I don't know, I don't know those guys name but like you know who's the white dude who has the big following. He smiles with a latrilo skinny, you know, oh Joel Austin. Yeah, it's the same fit. That he looks like he eats soap for a living. Yeah, it is. And then you actually find out like, like,

I mean, that's what is so fucking crazy is when you find out how much they make and they're like, I need a profit jet because God wants me to take my message on the road everywhere I can. And they just look like, I mean, they're just so peeled back, but a floating church on the sea is fantastic because nobody can really prove you have it. No. Like you could just be taking that money

and then like nobody's gonna be able to track it down and if they can't just be like, it's sunk. Or it's not, you just say, no, it's out. It's out. It's out, yeah, it's so it's good to see you like it's sunk. Or it's out. It's out. Yeah, it's. Yeah. We're jailed. We got some fishermen.

We're dealing with out of the fish. By the way, speaking of fish, did you hear they got two salmon and Maine? That's funny. If you ever get like investigated, you just like turn the boat and just like tell away, like buy bitches and then like just go. Or what a great way to like, you know, get rid of your like evidence if you weren't like, because I there was actually a story with Joel Austin

where they like this, I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was like a worker on his house found like $200,000 behind his toilet in a wall or something like that. You can just sink your evidence. Yeah. So simply, take it down. It's all right David's a miracle. Statin Island, fancy dying establishment.

Oh, I love it. Fancy dying? Dying, D-Y-E. Oh. You're hoping the other one? There just am not used to, yeah, I'm not used to people boasting about a diagestep. Oh, we've got to go there. We must die there. Hank, Hank, we must die there. I want to die in. No, no, let's die out.

Number three, John Street. Two doors from Broadway, ladies and gentlemen's garments died. Cape Charles Lies, another curtains died. I'm sorry. Did you think? Yes, religion. I thought it was like, you want a fast track to God. He's excited to meet you. Come to the diagestablishment. Dig the two tickets up into the sky. Church of England, Church of England home for female servants. Oh, Jesus Christ, just when I talked about my mother claiming it.

This institution aims to be practically helpful to servants. Who the fuck are our servants? I did a nightboy of playing like Flake. I mean, you think literal. Like what? I don't know, I think they're talking about literal servants like people who actually are servants and houses. Oh, I guess they've used words back then. You know, like, yeah, no, now we have now, now we've used to

made a prisoner and may yeah, yeah, yeah, serfs. Yeah yeah. Surf. So this, this is station names to be practically helpful to servants by providing for them while at a place at a cheap rate a comfortable, quiet, respectable home. Where two, they may receive systematically, useful and much needed information in trading, calculating material to a system and discharging the duties they undertake to perform.

So it's teaching them how to be servants. But so it's amazing is that it's like it provides so much more than is provided now for people anyway. Like, but, but if you're training servants, you're just having people clean your shit. I'm not pro servant class. I'm not pro-serving class. I'm not saying let's have that. But I mean, when you think of what we have now, like, you know, the idea of like having a home, you know, like that's become like, elitist almost, you know? Yeah.

Two employers by raising the moral standard of domestic servants and thus adding to their comfort convenience and happiness by giving them competent, faithful and worthy servants. So it's not great. It's not great. What happened? Did you agree with the idea? Well, it's like they're talking about how they're gonna break in horses. Yeah, I know.

And I mean, I'm sure it's horrible, but it's just like, you know, like, yeah. Now it would be like an Amazon driver. But that's something the churches to really do was like, well, I'll get the poor people ready for the rich people. Yeah, just, I feel like I could come up with a really good religion. It would just be like...

You, yeah. Yeah, it would just like a quall, like so low on specifics, so high on a quall, like just... It just seems like the bar is so fucking low to, you know, I mean, like, I guess you just have to make the leap where you say you talk to God. I could do that. I mean, I mean, I guess you just have to make the leap is so fucking low to, you know. I mean, like, I guess you just have to make the leap where you say you talk to God.

I could do that and just be like, he was like, we're all pretty much the same. Look at Kanye, I mean, shit. Like, I, you started a whole church a couple years ago and I really think that was the way for him to not have to take taxes, but that's need to hit note there. But all he did was just perform

gospel versions of like hip-hop songs, like, you know. And it looked, yeah, it looked, I mean, I went to one, I was dating this girl in LA and it was called, oh man, I can't remember what the fuck it was called, but it was a, a, a, a, a gope, that's what it was called. Oh yeah, a gope. And what is that?

It was like light on specific, it was still like super churchy and I was like, I'm gonna be, I'm not down with this. But it was just mostly like gospel singing and like just not super granular when it came to the details. And you know, I was like, okay, that is a little more. Like if I were to be looking for a And, you know, I was like, okay, that is a little more, like if I were to be looking for a spot, you know, like it's entertaining because when I would go to like the Sunday,

when I go to church, when I was like I said, when I'd sleep over with kids, but I mean, I would just be like, man, I'm about to get on that cross. Like I would rather die than, yeah, I'd rather do that move up there than like sit here any fucking longer. I don't know, man. All I know, all I know is that when I see the terrestrial pathology built,

and I really want to go in there. I don't know what's in there. People with khaki shorts, they look happy. And, well, man. But it's like true and show happy. Yeah, I'm down, man. I've seen them cleaning braids with toothbrushes. So they're not as out on that happens.

How'd you get back here? Well, also, David Cross has that story where he went on a tour for a joke. And then they like, and I mean, however they figured out his phone number, like they called him later that day and they were like, hey, David, how are you? And he was like, oh my god.

Yeah, oh, it's going on. Yeah. Uh, clerical change, the Reverend Richard Hines requested his letters and papers be delivered to Williamsboro, Williamsboro, Granville County. That's in the paper. Right. That's that's right. That's that's the paper. That's, uh, by the way, great to give us fucking a dress out. They would do that. They do that so many times in papers, like where they'll just be like, she's moved to 19 clock straight.

You're just like, should we be telling people where this woman lit? I feel like a little bit too tall. I mean, that should be cool. That happened all the way to the 70s. They would put people's dress. Oh my goodness. Not okay.

500-dollar reward. $500 reward. Mayor's office, whereas John Betts, a lad aged 13 years, was run over by a horse and sleigh in Broadway near 71st. We're looking for Santa. And whereas said John Betts has since died in consequence of the injuries. I'm glad I got that joke in first. Yeah, snuck that in. You can put a forehead.

And yeah, right. And whereas the person who drove the the sleigh is unknown to authorities. Oh, I'm fucking more. Oh, I I'm gonna fucking horror. Oh, ho ho ho. Oh, ho ho ho. Oh, ho ho ho ho. I do.

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He's right there. He's still there. The horse won't go down that way. I mean, it's not like a teabird. He must have like the only way that can happen is if he was a bunch of other kids. I mean, still there's no adult around but who would know It's a horse hitting a kid. Yeah, you'd be like stop him. I can I can still grab him right here I'll take two steps, and I'm still pretty close

Get on get on the other horse Slay Yeah The when when trampling people used to be a crazy thing. All claims not presented to the mayor within 20 days. After such conviction will be disregard. Oh, so if you know, so there, there, there's a three week window that they're like, and it's past then, we're just going to let this murder ago.

No, no, they're saying if you don't, if the guy's convicted and you don't ask for the money after 20 days, that's it. Oh, so it's like lottery rules. Yeah, you're out of luck. Right, you got to show up within time. All papers of New York City will please publish the above until the first of March next and send their bills to the mayor's office.

Ah, how this works. It's that, that's so weird. Who in their classified is like begging other papers for retweets? And you all should print this too, which is please. Wanted at the office 13 eighth Avenue, girls for all kinds of housework, situations always on hand for Protestants. American girls with reference free families families satisfied or no pay expected. This one is just fucking red flag trouble city.

Oh my God. There's a lot bad. We don't have to pay you if we don't like it. Yeah. Snuck snuck it at the end there too. Also probably not gonna pay. Man. It's the family can bring in a girl and be like after a month, be like, I didn't like it. And then like, okay, that's it. No pay for her. Okay, that's it. No pay for her. There's a lot. I don't. It's super sketchy. Yeah, that one is. Oh, man.

Looking for women. Maybe pay. They'll be servants. No more questions. So I assume these are just really hard to read because of their church speak. Sure. For the holiday, for the holy days, an amusing and instructive gift for the young people. Oh, sure. Oh, this should be good. Do you want a geography without a master? Then buy a dissected map, which will keep the boys and girls as quiet as mice. And at the same time teach them the locality and boundaries of the different states of their own country.

That's the saddest thing. That is the saddest thing. I'm about to group of that. Because I wonder what? Well, I'm curious. I mean, I would guess it would be like a very specific map or something like that, but it's also like what a time when what what I assume dissected just means that it has the state boundaries.

I mean, I could be wrong. I but also like what a time when you would be, oh, that's what that's what it is. Oh shit. Ready? Oh shit. A dissected map. The puzzle was like, it's the first juxtaposal. That and the salmon. You're going to be these kids are fucking shut the fuck up for you. That and the salmon, you're gonna, these kids are gonna fucking shut the fuck up for you. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, oh my daddy, maybe the happiest boy ever. Look at Oklahoma, oh my lord.

But also, don't you think, I think this now, we're so either uninformed or misinformed now, because we just would, you just used to be you used to just have to read like that was it you could just like reading was your only for and that like does make your brain more intelligent you absorb actual information you're you know and now it's like so you know now it's like instead of intelligence, you reward like, you know, good looks or whatever the fuck it is. But it definitely shows you how, you know, we just don't, we just are so overloaded with little tidbits and it's really kind of like overall innocuous stuff so it's kind of useless shit.

So it's like when you're giving kids a fucking map puzzle and they're like, oh my shit daddy, you know, it's like that. Of course we had more and more people who got furious when shit would go down because they were like, you know, everyone was kind of sharing a similar set of facts. Oh, look at you, this is iron. I don't know. I did a bunch of coke right before this and it's just hitting on my skin. Do you guys want another price of said puzzles? I don't know. I did a bunch of coke right before this and it's just hidden. I'm scared Do you guys want another price of said puzzles? I Don't know what oh yeah, I call it a puzzle a dissected map That's a good map

Map of the United States the Eastern Middle Southern and Western states each one fifty a map of New York, $1, a map of United States cheap form, $0.50. Wow, what the fuck? What is that? It's so odd. It's like a shitty version. Yeah. Wait, so it was a buck 50 and then it was like, oh, you can get all the states for a

time. Yeah, this one's garbage Pure juice wines from a dissadil and sacramental purposes. Oh, how to drink in the church Get a little more of that blood going huh? I'll tell you what I had so much blood I probably shouldn't drive my slate at night, but I may give it a shot. Bucket! I don't give a fuck! Uh, Dr. C.A. Peck has returned to the city and may be found at his old location. Beautiful trans-illusant mineral teeth inserted according to the latest improvements for one to five dollars a two. Oh man. That's

fucking awesome. Gemmin, Gemmin, that mouth up. The teeth extracted and in case of emergency, a set inserted without the patient leaving the office. Oh, fuck. Oh my God. So he's taking out teeth and putting new ones in leaving the office. Oh, fuck. Oh my God. So he's taken out teeth and put new ones in and the same. But in gems, well, I mean, it's better than saying like,

you'll put them in when you're out of the office. That seems a little more. I think he's saying you come back later like, let the wound heal. I mean, I go go bang it out. Honestly, so you're going to have like fucking No, come on. You know, come on. You know, come on. You know, come on. You know, come on.

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You know, come on. You know, come on. You know, come on. You know, come on. You know, come on, and then they sell them. So you would go in and have your bad tooth hanging out and you get Franklin Jenkins teeth ran in your head. Oh my God. But is this, is this, but this sounds more like it's, like fashionable.

I don't know if it's fashionable. I think it's just, you know, you need an option for it. If you need, okay. You need a Rukinow, you get it yank. Right. Sure. Peck lotion to prevent pain and extracting peck lotion prepared, prepared and used only by himself. That's a feelings warranted 10 to 30 years from 10 to 30 years. What the fuck does that mean? That's a long age of person? No, it can't be. No, you tend to feel like you get a warranty on the two.

It says, yeah, you get a warranty from 10 to 30 years. So I guess that's a big difference. I got price plans. How do you spell like peck lotion? P-E-C-K. I can't find out what it is. Yeah, that's really? I don't thinkK. I can't find what it is. Yeah, that's interesting. Really?

I don't think you know. I mean, it's a little bit. I feel like. Some of these terms change. Oh, it's lube. No, it's just. And you can't find it. That happens all the time to me.

Yeah, interesting. Particularly attention to the regulation and proper growth of children's teeth, the kindest treatment to patients, fair bargains, and a truthful candidate opinion without any special eye to the dollar department. Okay. I mean, tonic wash for a disgust and bleeding guns, 25 cents per bottle. Yeah, that sounds all just fucking horrible. Like, like, I, I can't imagine I have hard enough time going to Dennis now. Oh, dude. I cannot at fucking by the way, there is a there is a way to actually have the experience of dentistry from the 1850s. What?

Yeah, you go to England for the dentist. Some guys just looks like he's got like piano keys that got a bowling ball dropped on it. Don't worry, what have you got here in the bot now and off. Put some gems in your mouth. Look nice. Golds, pens, and pencils. Oh, this is just a guy selling gold pens, and pencils.

There you go. Look, you got your kid your dissected map. He also is also a manufacturer of the celebrated bank pens. For many years, used by all the banks. What, like the pen with a little chain? Where you come from? That must be what he's talking about, right? No, is it? So this guy's like I'm the bank pen guy and I'm so good.

I'm the guy who came up with the pens, you can't steal. I messed up. I messed up. All pens guaranteed to give good satisfaction. Points warranted not to come off in five years will be exchanged any time within six months without charge. Wow, that's pretty good. So, so he, his pens give good satisfaction. Well, he's got a five year warranty on his pen. I feel like that's, that's a bit nicer pen than just some shitty ball and chain ones. I have

something different than what we, what we're, what we're thinking about thinking about. I know, but I can't help but picture that this guy's the inventor of the one is like, I came up with the ball technology that I came up with, the bean technology. Singular destination of the queeth property. Hmm. of thequeous property. One of the most opulent of the Amsterdam capitalists died a few days ago. Muher, Vanderby. He was, during his lifetime, careful not to disclose to anyone the amount of his possessions. Smart.

Yeah. He would even not confide in his notary the guy you always tell the guy I know to ring hey I know you're here to just get this notarized but I'm crazy fair you know I mean I'm just talking to me you can trust me it's just this chick is so fucking hot all right I'm gonna put a stamp on this Okay, sign right here, and I am yeah, we are just like I could rabbit Tell me I'm a no to you could tell me I know it's yeah, so we're just Between man and married I'm married. We're both married. It's great. Well, we'll leave my lips. No, you're

no right here after I stamp it. Mm-hmm. Can trust a notary. I wish she'd stop staring at me. Just I look. I can't help myself. So, thus, when a few years ago, his worthy Dutchman, a roman catholic got a throw it in there what is the destutchman what is his touchman what's his religion romic at the end you gotta answer the question because everyone read the papers like what's

the fucking dutchman's deal protestant romic at the quits how do i think what sort of weird religious garb is he wearing this dutchman a roman Roman Catholic made his will his result He resolved not to permit even his professional advisor to have anything to do with its composition Wow, so he's not he's just that's how you should be though That's like yeah, I do I think like

That's like like again if you win the lottery, you shut the fuck up. Or you don't say, you work your job for another three months and then you say you got another job. I don't know if you can keep the lottery secret. I think that part of the world, the lottery isn't published, isn't it? I think you're right.

I don't think in every state it is. Yeah, I think some states it isn't some states, it's probably, but I think you just just you show up and you just go oh man Some guys life changed and you just sit there and like stop doing your work kind of just like get fired like a month later, you know Yeah, that's it. That's how you do it Extressed out be like fuck a ticket fuck And the privacy was on cabinet. He made such a division of his almost fabulous wealth as he deemed bright. The document in his last one, he then placed in an envelope sealed it with his own

signet and transferred it to the archives of the notary by whom it was signed registered and duly legalized. So this is just basically he sat on his wealth. He didn't tell anyone and then like at his will reveal the note. It was like he was loaded Yeah, I think that's what's going on. I can finally let you know he has jewels and it is crazy this guy He doesn't have fuck you money. He has fuck everyone money. Oh No, this is where it turns bad On his deathbed he communicated to certain of his friends,

the fact that one of the items in his will was 250 florids as a legacy for every Roman Catholic priest residing in Amsterdam. I don't know what a floram is, but he gave a florid. F-O-L-O-R-I-N. So he gave every priest, it said, help and who are, you know, needy or whatever, he dropped, he dropped a bunch of shit on some. Oh, it was money. It's a British, British calling. So he gave a bunch of money to priests who aren't supposed to, don't they think of vow poverty or whatever? Well, I mean, like Dave was saying, I know that. Or like,

Jolocity. Yeah. I mean, he's not a priest. Or what's his name, Benny Hinn or whatever. But those guys are priests. Those guys are, uh, you bite your tongue. You watch that mouth of yours. He died shortly after and the wheel was open, but the sherdness of a Dutch capitalist has been to see the Roman Catholic priests were not mentioned in the document. That word had by

some accident escaped the writer's pet. And I give and bequeath to every Roman Catholic residing in Amsterdam. So he forgot the word priest. Wait. So he basically ended up having to give his money to every Roman Catholic. So yeah, now is will legally. I'm giving money to every Roman Catholic. So yeah, now is will legally, I'm giving money to every Roman Catholic and Amsterdam and said, every mask conversion. Boy, we got a lot of new people here today. A lot of new faces. So at the time of might have seen some of 250 florids are words that affect thrilled on the astonished ears of the late capitalist children as the notary read to them from the father's will.

Legal proceedings have been instituted by the family to obtain a rule against the enforcement of will, but as the as the air cannot be proved, the writer of it was never afflicted with an hours insanity and his profits will be more, and his profits will far more meet all the claims resulting from his singular accident. So he had enough money to give to every Roman Catholic 250 Florence. And they're like, well, he wasn't a crazy guy. He was still in normal. So there's no case. He didn't tell anybody. He kept it secret.

So there's no one to be like, he told me he was gonna give to the priest. It's just the open the letter. It's a lot like when someone leaves all their money to like their cat or something. And then like the family's like, what the fuck? And then they're like, look, look, I know that's what he wanted.

But like, come on, that's crazy. The cat can't, the cat can't give $20 million to the cat. I think that's the sequel to Knives Out right there. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna 100% leaving it to the cat. And plants from Japan. Whoa, this is fucking interesting. The United States Starship Lex, now at the Navy Yard, has brought home from

Japan 17 cases of plants, blacked in Japan, and co-signed to the government. The plants are as follows, and then it lists all of the plants. That would be huge though. That would be huge. Yeah, what do you got? Give a couple? We got the cocoa or small magnolia flower, the China yellow. Or guavas, loquat. We got China red lily, China single head white lily. Wait, didn't you say from Japan?

They think all right. Yeah. I'm not even playing. It's looking. I would say it's got to be for either that or like they just had a but my guess is they were just like, you know, Japan's inside of China. Anyway, here's a China Lily from Japan. It's all the same. Whatever. That's the big thing. China Lily from Japan

Yeah, yeah to be clear that's not what you think That is amazing though plants from Japan everyone The Chinese Lily from Japan and the child he's lily from japan all but we got it we got some abroad church news abroad abroad another country's okay okay

do you think it was the most time abroad's of the church i mean i did it's when you get into like this time it's hard to not like you like parsing language is just like what you should do because i but i i i never give the benefit of the doubting language is just like what you should do because I I never give the benefit of the doubt. I'm always just like that's it's either like sexist racist somehow shitty Here's just some more stuff The cold weather the cold has been intense here and in all the northern Eastern states this week, the ground has had a covering of snow varying from one to two inches, according to locality, the thermometer has ranged

as low in some situations as 20 degrees below zero. I mean, it's whether, whether news, which, which seems fine. Um, criminal lunacy. There we go. But what a follow-up. Yeah, it's known yesterday. By the way, the Joker's out. Criminal lunacy.

What a palette cleanser. Hey, did you guys see it's known? One to two inches? There are murderers on the street. Quick follow up. T J and T Tucker who was tried for the murder of his child and Brooklyn was brought up before judge Moore does weather first. parental murder.

He is to be examined by several eminent physicians as to his sanity. His honor has since determined to sign the warrant for Tucker's Committal to commit to the lunatic assault. So he, yeah, that turns out he's

crazy. Really was just such like a thing that has complete, like, you know, you never want to say like, you know, I mean, like if you murder a child, obviously it's a horrendous act. But the benefit of the doubt that used to be, like kind of in the fabric of the country where it would be like, you know, actually trying to evaluate someone's mental state,

you know, it just used to be a fucking thing. And then now it's just like anything you do, even if you are a lunatic or whatever, or considered, you know, having a mental distress or a mental issues, totally irrelevant, does not fucking matter. You go to prison, but I don't know. It's so different.

I just remember when I was a kid, you'd see people like plead insanity, like that was a thing, and that would be taken under consideration. And then, because we removed all the, so anyway. I'm not gonna, Reagan, Reagan, Reagan, Reagan, Reagan, Reagan. Another Indian war. that's the headline. I'm still a little shocked that weather got thrown in there two ago.

By a bill that has passed the Senate to raise 3,000 men and appropriate two and a half millions of dollars. It appears that we are to have another Indian war along the Missouri River. This is said to be an administrative measure under the lead of Secretary of War Jefferson Davis. Oh my God. Like the fucking headline is another. Here we go. And so tired of just another war. Yeah. And like they would never be like it should be called like a white war. Another white war., absolutely. And it's just like, these Indians don't seem to understand that they need to stop with all this land grabbing. When are they going to get it?

Enough already. It's ours, fools. Give it. You know, we're going to have to go to war with them to take the land away from them again. God, it's awesome to take a white. I'm making a white. I'm making a white. These whites, it's tiring.

The population of London now suffers. It appears from the last returns, a high rate of mortality. Well, they're about to return to that over there. Last return shows that the deaths of 1,466 persons were registered giving an increase from the previous week, in which the number was 1,404 week. Week and they're banging them out. And well, but like two years ago, you'd be like, well, it's a lot of people who died a week.

And now you're just like, that's nothing. That's a lot of people a week. Well, maybe it's not, though. I don't know how many people died. I mean, back then. We've been thousands dying a day now. Yeah, but that's just from COVID. We got a lot more than that, though.

Well, yeah, but, wow, listen to you. Yeah, I'm just saying, we're killing it. You know what I mean? The average in the corresponding weeks of the years 1843 to 54 was 12,000 two-on-inch three. Oh 200. What are they dying of? It doesn't say it just says the thing. The thing is we are only gonna crowd it in. I mean, it's got to be tooth related to some extent. I hate to keep banging that drum.

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That's like such a porn title. I'm the Earl of Schaff's Berry. Get ready. Schaff's break. Okay. and express the high satisfaction with which he regarded the rapid progressive this move. The society is where it wants educational, industrial, and reformatory, and they exercise and influence through some 50 ragged schools of our large and important, but hithro and neglected class of people. The first form of society, the red, ready uniform. Sure. So it's like starch. It says in parentheses, ready.

Uh-huh, okay. Had succeeded so well and had established its financial position to satisfactory as to induce the formation of three other bodies. Thus the number of shoe blacks in London has been doubled during the last six months. Listen, let's have everybody calm down. And seven or eight other towns also began to employ them.

So that was right. It sounds a bit. Is it wait, what is a shoe black? Well, that's what I'm assuming it's a shoe shine. But that's... You're certainly generous. No, I'm... One of who cleans and policies you doesn't occupation.

Okay. So it's a shoe shine. So they're teaching people how to... Boys how to shoe shine, right, they're teaching people how to do shine. Right. They're teaching. It's not that good either. No, no, no, no, yeah, no, it's just again, I mean, you always, yeah, always go with what's worse. That's the safe play. So they're, they're training shoe shine boys in London and then towns all over England are like, I would, we would like a shoe shine boy. It's like when I go to the airport now

and I'll see like the shoe shines. They like, you know, it is just like this relic of the past. And then once, one every 50 trips, some dude will be getting a shoe shine. You're like, how the fuck is that? The shoe shine guy's still there. How is that occupation still?

I mean, I always assumed that the Shushan guy was union and he and they just don't know what to do or they're like, that would be the best. Now would be the time to get into that fucking world. Shushan? Yeah, you just sit there. You just sit in the shoe shine chair all day. Yeah. It's like, I want to shoot last week. It was amazing. These are unioners.

They're awesome. You don't know where sneakers now though, like there's no. Yeah, no. The earnings of the boys of the original society were 10 the shillings a week and by their health for health, healthy and cheerful appearance, it might be judged how well they were cared for and instructed that subset. It's just different, different times.

After addresses from one or two friends of the institution, a testimony was branded presented by the boys of the Red Brigade. For their superintendent, the boys then marched off to their dormitories to and the meeting to start dormitories. That's not, but that's not all for shoe shiners, right? the boys then marched off to their dormitories to and the meeting to start the dormitories. But that's not all for shoe shiners, right? Yes, this is just shoe shiners. Jesus Christ.

There's nothing else going on here. There's nothing else going on here. They've made an army of a Tory. Different color shoe shiners. Wow. It's like the blood in the crypt, but they get up, but they got a log and they were just shining the real games in the world. What you reckon? You've got to hear this story. He did a boot earlier.

Crikey real. He. Oh, all right. Yeah. What do you got? One more? No, I think that's it. Oh, man. I can't find. Well, at least that hinted with a bang. That was a pretty cool story. That wasn't like it. That was a good one. No, no. And that should be a musical.

No. I'd watch that. We can do this. You're black shirt. For sure. Well, I'd be, I think we put careful with the name. The shoes, the shoe black, to be a little tougher.

Shoes like Panther. Make it a hit. Oh, that would be fucking great. It did. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dave, Dave Hellham, at Dave Hellham, light panther oh that would be fucking great yeah well Dave Dave hellham at Dave hellham thank you for joining us for the past times podcast badger man everything really really good time one of us too bad

Chinese Japanese but you know Chinese Chinese plants from Japan salmon just the usual shit that That was all one paper. Yeah. I mean, it just feels like how you, again, I mean, it would just be like, like how you'd put a paper together on LSD. Yeah. Yeah. There's just no actual real sequencing. But yeah, it's like the 30 rock news, baby. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. That's right. All right. Thank you, Dave. Some of these days, you'll miss me honey.

Some of these days.