The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 39 - The Past Times with Ian Bagg

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian Ian Baggs. Redbubble Merch

Alright everybody, welcome to the Pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Ian Bag. Hello everyone. Hello Ian. I like it's new but it's from pastimes.

Yeah. It's new but it's from pastimes. That's, yeah. See that's what, but it's from past times. Yeah. It's new, but it's from past times. That's, yeah. See, that's what we're going for. Terrifying. Yeah, he likes to, you know, confuse people. I, um, Ian. We were talking about your meteoric rise

right before we started. You probably because you're Canadian with the mirror. Oh, no big deal. No, it's a medium rise. Yeah. You're a medium rise. Medium rise. Yeah, yeah. That's true, okay? Yeah, yeah. I've only took 25 years. Like, it's medium rise. Yeah, medium rise. Medium rise. Yeah.

That's true. Yeah. It took 25 years. Like a week's past. Well, it's strong in. Um, but you're just hilarious. We're so excited that you would be on the podcast. But people should go to e and bag with 2g's.

Double g. .com and go to YouTube. e and bag. You e and bag on on your social. Yeah, I'm on in bag. I mean back There's a couple floating out there. They're fakes You being there together or there's two independent ones. Oh, there's a I don't know if they're independent or they're fakes But okay the one I like the most is the one hey, it's me and I can't get a hold you right now be great

If you it's an impersonal see that's how you know things are good is that is it? Yes, if you have a couple impersonators, hey, it's actually you know things are good. Is that his answer? Yes! If you have a couple of personators, hey, it's actually Ian Begg with three G's. What's going on? Three colors. Yeah. Ian Beggie. Buckel.

Oh my God. Ian and I are staying out in New York and he, I've always loved David. He came from camp. That's nobody's ever said that. I've always. Even Dave's wife. He makes me laugh.

He's always made me laugh. And there's nothing better when he's better. Oh, well, you said, when you got it, you got it, you got it wet in front of you. When he comes out smiling, I'm like, it's gonna be bad day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He used to, he, what he got to New York, he would wear shorts and it would be 30 degrees. And I'd be like, what the fuck you doing? Yeah, he'd yell at me and I'd be like, this is my clothes. Hey, I got a clothes. I did Conan, the first time I did Conan was in shorts and a logging shirt. Wow.

And somebody found it the other day online. And they said, I had no idea you had long hair. I had long hair. Yeah, that's right. And they said, who was at that close? I don't know. Those were my best clothes. Yeah.

They were. I was doing Conan. I was dressed up. I was dept to the night. I hate to tell you. I was just a three-dress person. I didn't want you to think I'd been out of touch celebrity. But I was I was dressed I was dad to the night I Was I was just a three to three I'm gonna think I've been out of touch celebrity, but I was doing Conan I knew something was up when Barry Katz came up to me afterwards and I like the idea of that character

I'm like me I'm a character and you know me. Yeah, you should have said the same thing to him. Yeah, I'm loving this too, Barry I love this thing where you take people souls thing to him. I'm loving this too, Barry. I love this thing where you take people's souls. Really? Have you guys ever been represented by him? No. Oh no. I went to our meeting and I got a headache halfway through the morning. Oh yeah. That's right. The same happened. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, you're killing me. No. Yeah. It is funny though. It's happening right now. You're getting my liquids out of my body. Years ago, I probably went like, I mean, who, podcasts a noppin' around that log

and I was shooting something and I was in a van like writing to like the next location with him and he just goes, you really should think about starting a podcast. And I was like, buddy, leave me alone. And like 10 years later we started the dog. No way. Yeah, 10 years later.

Yeah, yeah. At the time I was like, I don't need your terms, sir. Oh, in a van, in a van. In fact, you should do. Yeah, I was like, that's how I was like I don't need your terms sir Yeah in a van you know what you should do yeah, I was like who said that you know I'd be really good to listen to a podcast with your on it right now But we can because you haven't started one so let's have a conversation I just I can't imagine trapped in a podcast do you guys think that podcasts are gonna just slowly become better and better TV shows like I are gonna just slowly become better and better TV shows. Like, I mean, I don't know. I, because you guys do research, we do.

Well, one of us. And the ones that do research are seem to be getting more and more produced. Like I listen to one of the, the reign of error. Have you listened to that one? I heard that. I'm about Jim Dolan.

No. And owning the, uh, Nix and all that. Oh, God. And it's, you're just like, why is this a podcast? Yeah. No, we think that a lot of our episodes, but luckily we've been able to avoid getting a TV show. Oh, good for you guys, thank God.

What a st- why did you stick around with this? Well, we were, you know, I mean, Barry is the one who said we should stick with the podcast. You guys should be hurting fans. You guys should be ignoring TV. All right, Barry. So Ian, Dave's gonna go through a newspaper. I like to try to guess what year.

And I'm gonna definitely guess that he's probably got. Already with guess? Yeah, I guess. You don't wanna meet you before you send it? And I send it. Well, we can hear a headline. I just wanna say my instinct is that he's gonna have a Canadian paper for you.

From the 80s? No, you don't. Okay, all right, no mind. It's a good one. And it could be from the 1600s. No way hundreds no way yes to know those ones are very bizarre though now came across you should start a newsletter you don't need to read your name yeah go ahead oh yeah that this is how we'll figure it out if it's for he likes i know what you're doing, gorilla marketing. Home Manu Factory.

That doesn't help. Main Street, nearly opposite the star office. Foy and brother, saddle and harness makers. Okay, that's helpful. Okay. That's helpful. Yeah. I'll go first, I'll go 1811. Whoa. Yeah.

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say 1850, but I was gonna go 1812. Whoa. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna say 1850, but I was gonna go 1812. Whoa. I like it. Do we pick where to? Yeah. You usually don't. Okay.

But you can. Do you want to try? I think it's in someplace in America. I'm not gonna go. That's good. I'm gonna stick with that. It's Los Angeles. Oh wow.

The Los Angeles Star star February 8th 1855 Whoa Oh, bro. There you go. You don't get it. You're gonna have a good show I'm out. You're gonna have a good show. I'll take any sort of win in getting my car and driveway We should start a year guessing that's cool. Um, here's a really good headline spontaneous combustion. Okay It is positively asserted that persons, especially those who are in the habit

of indulging in the use of spiritous liquors, have taken fire and have been consumed. So what a great way of putting all of it. Have spirit it. So if you drink the hard stuff, they're just trying. I chance you can gloss. You can blow up.

Right. You know what the terrifying part is Christopher Guest read this radio and came up with that idea for the exploding prumber. Oh, yeah. It's the Keith Moon story. This is Keith Moon's great, great grandfather. We are told this is one of the many curious facts that have been authenticated beyond the slightest doubt. Wow. So it's irrefutable if you drink liquor, you're going to blow up. And that's saying most people, it's a strong 90%. Right.

And horrible to hear in 1855, because what were you really doing other than? You could not check the internet. Yeah. Yeah. You said I should. Uh, where, so you really, all you can do back then was drink, fuck, fight, ride horses, and work. You didn't even bathe back then. No.

That's like, when did the washing of the hands deliver a baby coming to play? That's like, around, the, the lady teen. Yeah, right. Yeah, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. Yeah, so before that you want a little poop. Yeah, you got a lot of poopy hands You got to get the germs get the germs on the back right away build that immunity up But several celebrated practitioners of medicine have witnessed and recorded such events and Physiologists on the assumption of their truth have endeavored to account for the causes the celebrated LeCate mentions a woman at rhymes, some French, whatever.

Who was consumed except her skull and some of the bones of the extremities. She was consumed. So all of us left skulls. So everything from fingers to skull was pretty much boozy blown. Yeah, it just makes no sense at all because you would actually burn the other way.

Like you're gonna burn. Well, yeah. Yeah, these would be gone and this will be still here. And I'll say, go get yourself a burn. Hey, yeah. It's like a priceless second commercial. Yeah. This is really getting me.

A servant girl was accused of murder and condemned to death but a rigid, subsequent investigation showed her innocence. Same one? Yeah, I'm still in the same room. Yeah, okay. Wow, this is really... Joseph Pataglia, a surgeon of Pontibasio, relates the following case. Don Maria Bertholi, a priest of Mount Valorus, went to the fair of Filoto and visited a relation nearby.

Where he intended to pass the night. Before retiring to rest, he was left alone reading his brevery. Some religious mumbo jumbo. He's casting spells. It's called a little Bible. Yeah, name your Bible. Brethren. When shortly afterwards, the family were alarmed by the loud cries and strange noises in his chamber. Hello! Are you alright in there? That seems to be happening! No!

Did you read your brevity? Is your brevity alright? I'm on fire! Keep fighting, those are the sins washing off of you! And coming. On opening the door. And opening the door, he was found lying prostrate onto the floor and surrounded by flickering flames.

I don't feel a connection to booze in the last two though. That one, not definitely not. No, this one either. Yeah, neither. There's been one lady in France and then they've told like two Sherlock Holmes mysteries. Yeah, it's a newspaper, it was just the original and the choir.

It's a newspaper. It's a newspaper. Yeah, but they were all pretty inquiry. Bad boy, found. Were they back then? Were they more around this time, 18, 1800s, someone like invented that style. Rees.

And so it really took off. Like everyone was just like, just like scandal scandal scandal, but up until then it was pretty straightforward That's funny. I didn't know that Bataglia was immediately sent for and on his arrival he found the unfortunate priests in a miserable condition while he was on fire He burned to death so that's yeah, hmm. He's a bit ashy. I don't know if you ever had a sunburn. Yeah, yeah the Yeah, he's a bit ashy. I don't know if you ever had a sunburn. Yeah, yeah. That is miserable. It's guy. It's not gonna work in that. The, I can't read this word, in two months, I don't know with this.

Sure. Of the arms and back were either consumed or detached at the flaps. I feel like they could have handled this without getting bataglia. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty obvious what happens. Hurry, get the dot, It's like he's gone. Yeah, he's a ash.

He's ash. He's ash. He's a little pile of. Yeah, explain them at the flaps. Yeah. Yeah, that's not a term for those of us who are not hurt that before. Our flag you get the flaps. Is he a wicked man?

Yeah, he had winged. Do we have pinched? He was a wing guy. Yeah, that's what maybe he should have been on fire. And by the way, I don't know if you've had the flap but it's falling off the bone delicious. He said he suddenly felt what appeared to him a fire. Oh, I guess he was Christ. Oh, flap in son of a bitch. He said he suddenly felt the Flapping couldn't help the fire. He was like, oh boy, put it out.

They did not have guarantee They did not have stop dropping roll Do what you can. Pray scream and wait Oh my god, you've talked to my grandma. That's my grandma's theory on everything Pray scream and wait He said he suddenly felt what appeared to him, a violent blow on the arm as if from a club. Oh, what?

And at the same time, he saw scintillations of fire rising from the sleeves of his shirt. He could, this is candle. Which were almost entirely consumed without having burnt his wrists. So his sleeve cut. His sleeve cut off. Yeah. A handkerchief which he had tied around his shoulders.

It's a good look, sure. Oh, what are you judging the fashion choice? Why do you tie an handkerchief around your shoulders? You know, he ever been sailing? Very large. I have a big, I have a big, I have a big,

I have a big, I have a big, I have a big, I went to it with a whole tablecloth and you went to it's a tiny little man Anyone for hot dogs The tables on fire Hengage of your lips

Tied around his shoulders next his skin was not burnt His drawers were sound his drawers big is I his pants. Yeah, right unless he was like He's under the fire over there. The desk is okay. They've been drinking Check where my watches. Oh, no But his silk skull cap was consumed Well, that I think you you get what's coming if you're wearing a silk Yeah, though his hair bore no marks of combustion. I don't know how on fire this guy was.

He survived? That's a plan. Yeah, for sure. He survived this event four days when the burnt parts so mortified that death ensued. Oh shit. The body emitted an intolerable and imputed affuvia. Affluvia. Well, I'm going to be using that around me. What's that affuvia? Yeah, but it's affluvia. Is thatvia. Well, I'm gonna be using that around.

Yeah. What's that a fluvia? Yeah, boy. It's a fluvia. Is that new car a fluvia? Oh, man. That's amazing. Uh, it goes on and on.

We don't have to. I like to buy them after. I like to buy them after. He dies four days after. And he's stunk. Yeah, and by the way, it's not like shit. It's not like shit. We weren't gonna kill him because he stunk so bad.

We couldn't take it anymore. He was ruining the hospital. But still, no booze connection. No. you drink after you see that though. Yeah. Oh, yeah It's only I'm blaming a candle. I'll jump down the feta-dotor which invariably accompanies these Combustions. Well, yeah, it's a burning body. It's gonna yeah smell a little bad. Oh, yeah, that's bad must be gin Appears to warrant this conclusion. It seems evident that this accident occurs only under certain conditions of the body and generally in aged persons

over 60 and more frequently in women than men. This is an intemperate mode of life, sedentary habits and debilitated frame are predisposing causes. Well, yeah, you're over 60. The body is generally melting candle body. Yeah, you are the candle. The body is generally consumed before the head and the latter is more often found in the former.

Is it in the paint like some of us reading this like, now I need you here. If you're over 60, you might catch on fire if you do a hard look and it's more likely for you than me. In the United States, some experts have been made upon the blood flowing from the arm of a man extremely addicted to spiritous drinks. And they resulted proving that blood in such cases will actually take fire.

When a light is going to be a little bit more. Tapers brought in contact with it. So they're finding guys that are shit-faced. And then they put flame near their. They open this is a test They've done. Yeah, they have you been drinking sir. Mm-hmm. Let's cut you right there. I'm not a fan. Yeah, they they They take fire and put it in your blood That's that Ben Affleck guy that we didn't need to do it We wasn't he a burning character at one time was he what the flame?

Yeah, something like that wasn't anything. Yeah, that's this guy wasn't he? Ben Affleck? What do you play? Nicholas Cage was the was he ghost? Ghost fire? Is that a ghost rider? So yeah, that's what his head was on fire. Is that true? Well, it sounds like we don't know about this movie. I like the way we're just talking about shit We don't know She can swear I like the way they just cut them out. You got a little bit of chances Yeah, let's see. Let's see how There's a drunk guy. Let's see if I'll catch on fire. Wow

How many years did it take well, maybe we should try his parts Give me the Zeffa more Whoa, the guy really burns. This is way better than his blood. What a scientific breakthrough. This will murder at parties. Jerry, what are you talking about? Gassy Jack blew up on this.

Don't let him drink. It's a fluveant. A fluveant. Can this is a whole different article? Okay. Can spirits as such see natural things as such? Are we talking about all still booths? No, we're having some totally different.

These are actual spirits. I'm tequila. These are ghosts. Okay. As the discussion of this question has of late occupied a considerable share of the attention of some of the New York spiritualists. We may state a fact which may throw some light upon it. Sure. And again, the question is can spirits as such see natural things as such? I think it's helpful that you've restated it because I was still living in the past. But so that can those things that we don't believe in see things or talk to?

Yeah, I think it's can go see us. Yes. Finally the answer. We can see ghosts, but can I go see it? We should go. I don't know if we can see ghosts. Well, there's a higher chance that we can see ghosts than we know what they see. By the way, how packed is heaven? Yeah, yeah seems really there a guy with a counter not taking more questions to out all right I'm looking for two two in still packed ladies ladies it's ladies night ladies heaven ladies heaven okay some months ago while the writer was sitting with a circle of

spiritual friends well this was written about in. Well, this was written about in, this thing was written about in the spiritual telegraphs. Oh, okay. I thought there was going to be some hoolly. Some months ago while the writer was sitting in a circle of spiritual friends in Southhold Long Island, the spirit of a brother of one of the parties present announced his present by wraps. So here I am in the circle now. I just wanted to let you guys know how.

I see when I'm looking at you. It's me. Don't make me go boo. Oh my god. You're brave. It's just wrapping. All right. Rodgers here. Rodgers here.

Have a seat, Roger. You're a ton. Let me tell you a story. Immediately after he'd made himself known. By the way, Amit. Amitable. Long Island, does that work? Oh, yeah, is it?

It was Southhold. Oh, Southhold. You're brain-tick that damn. Yeah, it's gotta be the fly. It's an asshole. It's gotta be. It's been going on there for years. It's got to be. It's been going on there for years.

First the wrap. Immediately after he had made himself known, he took possession of the medium and began to survey and- Just started jerking off. I've been dying to do this again. There we go. Once again, a small man, a medium. Now I'm a large. Little tie around his neck. It's a little curve chief. And Salonquay is upon a wrecked schooner. So he was talking about a shipwreck. I thought that was a...

I thought that was right. I thought that was right. I thought that was K. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Correct. I automatically had the T. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His brother, he's gonna always go to the boner.

Oh yeah. His brother informed us that he, the spirit, had built a... Oh no. Oh no. Sorry, that's fine. Found it. Had built and owned the schooner

before his entrance into the other world. Okay. That his affections were set up a way he died. That's the entrance now? That's the entrance, yeah. That's how it's more like an exit. Yeah, I was gonna say Yeah, there's probably a lot of controversy whether not to call that My wife

We call that an entrance Come on, yeah, man, why can I get in? Let me get my erection in there I'm looking at the little boat. It's a little boat. Never heard anybody It's a dinghy Well, that's on fire That his affections were set upon it in an extraordinary manner that the vessel had lately been wrecked and that the spirit now employed every opportunity of using a medium to look after it. So he said the spirit wants people to look after his boat.

What's the meaning of life? Can you see other people? He's like, can find my boat. What's going on with my boat? I've built a boat. Help find my boat. Why are there a lot of particles on it? It's driving me crazy This reminds me of When you're trying to buy a house now people try to get you to write a letter. Uh-huh, right Well, yeah with her house. I'm gonna get you the fuck out of my house Move on gonna be an homage to you. Yeah, like I'm my prince I give you a bunch of money. I'm not giving the shit the same I

Move an object. Oh my god, but anyways, that's what it sounds like he's doing. That's yeah Yeah, yeah Fucking funny to be like and we'd like a letter of your intention Here's my letter fuck your kitchen That was on the wrong side sell the car and what are you planning on doing with it? Where are you going? Can I get a letter of intent? How often will you change your oil? May I come see it? What I feel like it's true though. I just like yeah, what yeah? I get the nerve. I'm gonna start asking for letters and not even sell something

I decided not to sell because of this fucking letter Might you get some English in there like I'm gonna give you one round of notes to make it better and then you might be able to have this house Some groveling be nice. Do you mind if I use this as a script? I'm just like I'm selling this as a script. So I sold your house letter. I have sold a movie called the house We got picked up to Hulu. Yeah, we've got five episodes of the house coming out picked up to Hulu. We've got five episodes of the house. Coming out. The spirit continued to speak about the spirit. That's everyone's just like, yeah, dude, we get it. There's a boat. Well, someone Jack on it. Well, you're the only guy we know.

I miss my cabin. It's a room of other spirits, right? Or it's just the meeting of other people. They brought a ghost. The ghost just took it on boat. Most likely this guy, non-water people are just usually get the car. Most likely this guy was making it off. Oh yeah. Because odds are that probably someone didn't go and he couldn't come up with something more interesting than a guy who was kind of nagging about. And what did he ask for? Well, boat.

Yeah. I please check on my boat. Do a new material, people are walking out. Also, I lost a shoe a little while ago. There was a cat on the boat. Is he okay? The spirit continued to speak of the wreck. It's changes of position since he last saw medium and the progress of it's going to pieces, et cetera.

It's falling apart, getting it together, you pieces are shit. So he, uh, pieces, shit. Well, his boat did wreck, I think, right? Didn't we know that? Yeah. He's upset about the road. So now he's like, put it, well, someone put it together. He's obsessed with it.

My boats also go. See? He he he. With all the natural solitude of a man in the flesh who may have been supposed to have owned her and was now revisiting the ruins after a temporary absence. And when he left her, it seemed to be with sorrow and reluctance. The whole tenor of the spirits remarks, which we closely observed at the time, were such as he implied that he could only see the vessel when he came back to earth, and use some earthly medium such as the one whom he now possess.

Move on man. We state the fact, let others look for its bearings. Move on, you're in the afterlife. Was that a poem? Yeah. The man in the boat. Did. My little friend.

My little friend being ruined. And just the people in that must get in. The people in there are getting pushed. People in there must just be like, Jesus Christ. And these all get a new ghost. Another one comes, where's my train? Fuck Jesus, this guy. Let's get a lost transportation. I collected stamps. I want to talk about the best ones, but first the worst. I want Stockton Rush to do one of these. My Nana. He did collect it stamps and all the kids were going to get a giant.

They're going to get a giant amount of money lost away from the stamps. This is time for letters. Four letters were sent. What will you do with the stamps, Ian? Nothing. I'll tell you what I'll do with my 51 cents. Put an on the letter.

I wish it was 51 stamps at that time. Hey there people listening to the dollop. This is Garif. Yes, this is the same guy. I have a new podcast called We're Here to Help that I'm doing with my friend Jake Johnson. It's basically a call and advice show where we don't say that we're professionals because we aren't, but we try to help people with problems that are important to them.

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The future's here. Yeah. We see it stated the... Echronotic? Echronotic? Sure. Sure. And meteorological society in Paris are taking steps to commence in concert the grand experiment of aerial navigation. Wow. The last number of their bulletin says that the members being

deciduous to... Sure. No, that's not right. I can't read it. Trees trees that yeah, they're deciduous. Yeah, they're trees The trees that are you're round green. I think it's I think it's you I think it yeah, he knows my trees. He's from Canada. Yeah, we have trees. Yeah You did on Conan right that whole number Jack character. It's my look. Yeah, it's comp kindling now, right? Yeah I'm just starting a little fires up there and We're smoking out New York and we're just gonna go long-term, straight on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy your cities.

Yeah. It's DSISOS, Deseas. Sure. Whatever. Of taking the initiative in the scheme, have drawn up the plan of a balloon, able to stay with a month in the air without drawn up the plan of a balloon able to stay with a Month in the air without touching the earth

Air Force one yeah a month a month We have a bread That's the right. Yeah, oh we can step for a month, but we forgot food shit time. We're going to have to eat each other up here Yeah, all days of pooping on people from the air. Oh Shit, they there's no way that you can shit over the side. I can shit over the side. Yeah, hell, just as long as I can, huh? Here we go.

I bet there was just a little hole in the basket. I was so right that it was the country. Well, come to me. Oh, the melody is biciclet, huh? Enjoy the married. It is, yeah. To me, that's one. to clear. Enjoy the married. Yeah. It is. Yeah. With two. That's one of the movie meatballs with a chance of the

Claudio the chance of me. That's about a French couple that lived in the air for just watching we did not think about darling. Is it poop? To carry 20 persons and to rise 20 poops. Jesus five miles from the ground for a month All the reasons in the air five miles and they did not Have the young guys the at yeah, right that they would need oxygen. They did not make it yeah one day

There's a problem with that plan jumping that medium And to rise five miles from the ground into the regions of the steady currents and above the sphere of storming and other disturbance. I am. I'm sure above the storming. We'll just get up above the things where you can't breathe.

We're going right to the moon. This, yeah, and this would be, would this be the first time people, you can't breathe super far up. I'm sure they found that out in a horrible way. Well, they ain't in a plan of pooping. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Obviously left over.

That's actually why we're doing it, huh? Just to poop on clouds. As our cigarettes will only go out. The oxygen might not be so good at beer. They're a strain. Yeah, for some reason my cigarettes doesn't work. Oh, my lungs. Yeah.

No, what? The blue would also come down to the glass. Oh, the blue would come down with that oxygen. It wouldn't be just helium in the blue? I don't know. No, of course it's a hot air balloon, right? Yeah. It's all right, correct?

Yep, bring this out. No use, whatever has yet to been made of these currents and the trade winds and monsoons, while numberless efforts have been made to obtain a motive power. The society contemplate an excursion from Austin to Astrakhan. Sure. Yeah, that's a far one. Astrakhan's great. Yeah, that's a distance. And back by means of

natural currents, this accomplished and the president thinks that people will wonder that the atmosphere was not always the grand route of travel. I'm going to give him that. He's right there. Yeah, he's right. He's right there, there, there, there. Eventually. Yeah, they got, they got to. That part made sense, just being contained.

It's just all that. And a place to go. Yeah, all the places. And not a month at a time. Yeah, oh my gosh. I'm coming for Christmas. We're missing January. We're missing November and January.

Yeah. How was it? Man, I want to get down. I'm missing November and January. How was it, huh? Man, I want to get down. Next one. The Pioneer Company of coal miners in this city, Los Angeles. Los Angeles, in the coal mine. No, that can't be right.

The Pioneer Company of coal miners in this city have thus gone 170 feet into the bowels of the earth. What? I can believe that. I just, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, No coal has yet been found, but they're so they're digging a big hole. Oh, they're getting fired. Yeah, there's no other right now. Now it makes sense, it's Los Angeles. Yep, yep. But they are very sanguine of success and judging from the specimens they have obtained in the course of their digging, some beautiful springs of tar, a burst in upon them.

Yeah, they found oil. They found oil. Yeah, it's Los Angeles. They found oil. So basically we're talking about the brand. Brad Harpitz. This is Brad, they found oil. Yeah, it's less egg, they found oil. Yeah, yeah. So basically we're talking about bread, bread, tarpets, yeah. This is bread, a great bread. Yeah. It would have been like Wilshire and LeBrayer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were just digging like no coal. It's just a, it's like wet coal. Most of us are dead. Those have used it for putting on wagons or mixing it for painting purposes, say that it is, it far surpasses anything of the kind they have hair to fore used. Several of our merchants have purchased a large quantity

and they're well satisfied with its quality. Those desirous of purchasing can see specimens in the source of the city. They're finding oil. And they're not. Do they know what it is? Yeah, they don't, they're like figuring it out. It's a kind of painty substance. And they're finding oil. And they know what it is. They're like figuring it out. It's a kind of painty substance. And then you go back to the first story where the guys are catching a fire because they have it on the merkelyles. I don't know why, I just painted my outfit on it

for some reason. I had one whiskey and here I am. Flapless. Trying to have a smoke and here I am. The flaps are gone. Getting my balloon and shit on a people That's really wild is finding oil being like what is this murky substance? Sell it we don't need this land

Don't tell the buyers what we have on this land. I can't believe it's definitely my We want a letter of intent with what you plan on doing with this land also. We will get rid of this substance of goo. So look, we hit a bunch of goo and we're really sorry. It's gross goo. The Whites and Indians in the northern part of the state have. They describe white. White, describe right. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. My my god. Oh my god. My big tree came flang. The spirit. I can't hold it in. I won't draw out. The whites and Indians in the northern part of the state have several engagements in the beginning of January. And you didn't respond to the evite are you ready to have everything taken No, everybody blankets everyone Take your tote in the beginning of January five whites were killed and several others

That's the engagement yeah By the end of the American merit on the Klam River, the whites have begun a war of extermination against the savage neighbors, their bodies, of whom they have shot. So the Indian-House War. So the Native Americans were probably not enjoying people living on their land. So there's some disagreements.

They killed some of your neighbors all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They killed some. When the whites tried to move into your apartment, yeah, right. So they killed some, neighbors all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they killed some. Like when your wife tries to move into your apartment. Yeah, right. So they killed some and then the whites are like, kill them all! That's gotta have that. I just, very, very, very,

And they might be wrong to think the whites are the heroes in this story. Let's, very, You a lot of times frame it the other way. And to me, it's, Yeah. This is a story about lines in the sand. Yeah, verse, yeah.

You know, and the white lines in the white lines, yeah. White. I a verse, yeah. You know, and the white lines, yeah. White, I'm sorry, if those Indians want a place to live, there's some gooey air purge. Did they like brown water? Did they like milkshakes? But this is a very casual use of water. I know it's crazy. It's crazy.

Well, it's very casual use of the word extermination. Yeah, and by the way, they're going to kill them all. Yeah. So look, a few of us died and were injured, so we're going to get rid of the tribe. It's fucking awesome. How did it feel? We know more than you.

Let's get in there balloons and go for a pool. Yeah, it's like the expression, an eye for a race. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. One for all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, casual. You know, unexperienced. Anyway, what else did we want to tell you?

Oh, there's a free wagon wheel downtown. So sometimes they just put stuff in the paper and it's just like this. So this is just one sentence. Aronson, oh, Aronson, has been convicted in sentence to be hung at Cincinnati for the murder of mr. And Mrs. Alessu with a torpedo box. Whoa wait who walked us through some of it? Erison has been convicted and sends to be hung. Uh-huh

Cincinnati sure for the murder of mr. And Mrs. Alessu with a torpedo with a torpedo So is that a gun? I think it's a tor... What is it? A door. This is like the early game of clue. It's not like there was... I believe it was Mr. Eris in the outside with a torpedo box. But it also sounds like they might have been swimming.

I think so. Right. It took him down. It's a cigar box. Oh. We killed him with a cigar box. Jesus. Oh, he beat them with a cigar box.

He beat him with a cigar box. That's quite a beating. One of them should have run away. Yeah, one of them. See you later. Great Mary. Great to marry. I know I'm being hit in the head, but maybe you should go get someone.

He can't do this to both at the same time. It's definitely the lady that's not gonna get away because those dresses were huge. Yeah. Hold on, let me put the steel part in her. And he's gonna go get out of here. I will, dear, as soon as I get out of this plane. Oh my, he starts hitting her first

because then he's like, stop it! And then, what's going on? Boom, bam, boom, bam. That's why I said. Right, okay. Since an adi, though. Oh, man. That's where I wanna be on.

That's where I wanna be on. I wanna be on. To beat a buck. Just great. The Dr. Graham convicted of the murder of Colonel Lauren has been placed in Singsing Prison, agreeable to his son. Well, it's not great, but it's okay.

All right. Is that what it is? No. Legs, boys, get him up. He is murder, murder, murder. Yeah. He is to act as assistant physician to that institution. So he's in there.

This is how they're gonna be with you. I enjoy that. What do you do? Get to work. Yeah. I know you did a grime, but you do some work here. I'm looking for an intern. Or this is how they get doctors.

They just get a guy of murder. We need a new doctor in that prison. How about that guy with a shady eye? Yeah. Yeah. It was gonna be brilliant for somebody. Who wakes? Winking. Winkerson. It seems like a, you broke it somewhere. Who wakes? Winky.

Winkerson. It seems like a, you know, like things seem a little greasy nowadays, but things were getting back to that kind of, right? Well, what do you think? 10 to 15? The England's close to doing that already. Yeah.

This headline is just hung. Now this could go one of two ways. I'm on the road. Your day of Anthony's story. I was with you. I posted a lot on my Twitter. This headline is just hung now this could go one of two ways Anthony I post a lot of my Twitter Figured out boys Ian they canceled the nerve-hide show I guess I heard it couldn't get in there No room no room don't sell the front row As we expected the Lord get I Yeah. Who opens the hung shlong?

The shlong. As we expected, the order loving denizens of the Redwoods, whose D-Testation of crime stands on record, assembled between three and four o'clock yesterday morning and forming themselves into a vigilance committee, broke, opened the jail at Oakland and taking vents to prisoners, Sheldon and Parker hung the former on a tree near the bridge leading to Clinton. Parker was released in consequence of giving information in, yeah, this is kind of, let me see if I can read it.

In cult, yeah, it's kind of cut off. In cult painting others of the horse and cowl stealing fraternity of that district. He was however, compelled to witness the execution of Sheldon. A considerable excitement still prevails in Oakland. Man, if I stick around. You're free to go. I really like to watch him go.

I know he's my buddy, but I've never seen a hanging. Wow, what a what is he gonna look like. Wow, he's really, that's horribly painful. He's really, he's crazy. Look at his legs. He looks jittery. Yeah. So they, just for horse.

Look, I might be going back into horse stealing, but is there something that can push me so I don be going back into horse stealing but you're something to push me so I don't go in the horse. Why don't you watch your buddy. Yeah, yeah, it's scary. Straight. I did for horse stealing. Well, that's quite a good.

Yeah, so the genocide of Native Americans find take a couple horses. We're going to hang you. Yeah, we're going to hang you. Yeah. On Sunday last while the citizens citizens of Sonora were following to the grave, the remains of the lamented Mr. Heslop. Come on, we're gonna follow Heslop all the way to the grave. Damn, sheesh.

On the school with Chris Heslop, I wonder if there's any relation. A number of horses, oh no, sorry. A number of houses were entered and robbed. I'm sorry, God you didn't say horses. If you just said a number of horses were entered and wrong. Thank God you didn't say horses. If you just said a number of horses were entered, the story takes, come on, we're gonna follow them all the way to the grave and bang the ponies on the way.

This is a last request. Yeah, he was a weird will. A really weird will. Right over top of the fresh. Do it right over top of the fresh dirt. Enter by sweet grace, see I leave you everything inside the house as well as the house itself.

Also, all my buddies who are coming bang a horse on the walk to the funeral boy i hate to i know we just finished but uh so sad i actually misread the will it's houses jesus christ we're fucking horses oh yeah i actually like to believe that it was horses this is great. You can talk to my horses, but you can ride them. Following to the grave, the remains of the lamented Mr. Heslupa number of houses were entered and robbed of watches in June.

Oh, wow. There will be going on for years. I mean, they made it sound like Lindsey Lohan was the first to have that number. Yeah, yeah. I'm talking about a fuck like a horse. Yes was the first to have that down there. Yeah, yeah. But what I'm talking about, fuck like a horse. Yes. Jimmy Claire, I'm still on the horse bike.

What a great, that's a brilliant way to rob the town. But that's how they, it's a first. But it's kind of it is, but they kind of still do it. Like they'll find out when a baseball team's out of town. Yeah, right. And they'll go to all their houses. They do that in Europe all the time with soccer players. Yeah, yeah.

So that's it. They're still doing it. Yeah. but this is like one of the early times you hear me out Well, they're all gone. We go into their houses like what walked me through this again. We're fucking horses. Oh Jesus I guarantee you what happened while they got caught to hey, where are those three kids from town that aren't here? Everything's gone the kids Everything's gone. The kids are, the kids gone. And they're wearing it. The kids are jingling, jingling down the road. The kids are, exactly.

How was banging the horses, guys? I got some stuff. There will be a wholesome example made of some of them should they be unfortunate enough to be caught. Yeah, not like the Native American. Yeah, no, different again. They're crime Defending what was there take everyone how dare you? Mm-hmm, nerve. I'll never get over that. Yeah

But you killed us for living on your land and killing you that's it. You're done. I dare you Of course you guys you guys didn't do that Canada though. No, mostly and it's not at all But no, nope Didn't take their kids and just put them into schools to let the priests rape and we didn't do that Well look I think what matters and the the point of this podcast. I want a fucking horse. Yep. Thank you And we'll be right back. Somebody I'll grab that. Yeah Backshaddy want a fucking horse Do look Yeah, he's talking about one of those little ponies, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not a full size one. Yeah. Yeah. It's a pony. It's a pony. It's a pony. It's a. Dole a contra costa. A duel took place in contra costa county, a short distance over the county line from Alameda on Friday last between Mr. Albert of San Antonio and Mr. Chanel of Oakland. So a duel between in Alameda, right down the road. Down the road from Alameda. I like.

Like near the Vans. To say, where are the Albertsons? Does this say who at one? Well, I bet we'll get there at the first. I bet they'll tell us. They'll be bound. He's by my, they didn't stay to. Part two on the next paper.

And an all new news paper. See you next week. Yeah. At the first fire, no damage was done. At the second, Mr. Albert received his adversaries ball through the arms, lodging in his side. She said, that's a strong nut I put it right through you bro Arm to chest man to one of those guys were fucking horses Pick up what has nut through a man One thing to do that's only one I think we have different definitions of dual

Just whips through I put my nut through you. Oh, you'll remember my name. That's way worse than the eye. It is thought the wound will not prove fatal. We understand the cause of the difficulty to be a slander report by Albert against the party from Oakland. No, it's not going on. Yeah, weapons used were cult six inch revolver.

Apalmya, I'm obvious the six inch revolver. I put a ball right through my buddy's arm and it was chest with the six inch revolver. That'll kill you. Bang. Upon meeting of the parties in San Antonio, Deputy Chef Wright interfered and told them, hey, nice.

They should not fight in that county. They then repaired over the county lying amongst the hills and fought. Here to Los Angeles. Both parties. What are all meat if you're gonna do that? Both parties are Frenchmen. So even better. Hey you sky boopers.

You sky boopers. It's not that my balloon. Come on. We will go to LA. I'll see you there. I put my both of you. Yeah What's your sleep? There's another on the 25th community. Oh, you feel about that On the 25th in San Francisco Frederick Oldman or Simon

I go by both Simon Oman or just or just no no Frederick Oldman or Simon I think it's I think performing or not yeah tonight Simon either Frederick Simon or Frederick Oldman but I'm not going to tell you Mr. reporter yeah look it just Simon or Frederick Simon doesn't have a last name. This shouldn't be confusing. Damn twins. You're good Lord. A German from Berlin was killed by a pistol shot fired by RM Bakus. The latter gave himself up to the authorities. Mm.

Wow, so the German. The German's dead. Yeah. The Germans dead. We haven't very long. I'm smelling. Forgery. Forgery? Re's of native Americans.

For G. They didn't make it for you. But for G. They didn't make it for you. Shocked ahead. This is definitely. I don't like that other guy that got shot in the leg. Yeah, so we're in the shooting section, right?

We're in the crime section. Right. Otherwise, no one is entertained. Yeah, right. Yeah. A lad, a day or two cents, was called to the witness stand in the court of common pleas Whose tender years raised doubts as to his competency as a witness Sure, but I don't can't see

Hey, right by not understanding I'm a number little boy. Yeah, what's that just sit in the box? Not understand the nature and obligations of an oath Right, so the whole thing hour being like okay, so if you put your hand there It means that you're telling the truth I can fly Nope, okay, you can't fly go ahead and put your hand on the body and then anything you say is the truth I have my best friends of fish who I can talk to okay buddy. Uh-huh If I go, oh that's blue.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna have to tie it. Finally he's under oath. Are you the son of the plaintiff? The first, that's the first question. Are you the son of the plaintiff? The little fellow.

I'm a dog. If crossing his legs and deliberately putting about half a paper of tobacco in his mouth. Is he about to base against it? He's about to. See it's chewing tobacco. I'm a little shy to the whole thing. Wait, so wait, he's two in their eyes, like, look,

a child won't understand, oh, if they're like, well, let him, look, let him put the chew in his mouth and let's hear him out. He's six. They don't say how old he is. Somebody let that kid have a cigarette. Good lord, give him a drink and I'll lose it him up. Oh my God.

Replied with the utmost coolness well It's so reported and he was allowed to testify. Wow, so they thought the question was the question was is this your dad? He said it's so reported Permission to treat the witness is sassy. How old do they say it was made? They didn't say it, but it's a child. But he's chewing tobacco and making wise ass comments. Well, like he's 33, they were like,

yeah, we just found out what a dwarf is. It's a, yeah, yeah, right. And that's when the oath changed. Yeah. If you can reach his Bible, you can, you have to be this religious to get it in the box. Okay, this is an ad. Okay. Medicated the fur chest protector.

Jesus Christ. Medicated, I mean, people are combusting from alcohol and they're giving us fur chest protector. Fur chest like very flammable. Fur chest or something, it's a furry chest that you put stuff into. I think it's for you to wear. For hairless man. Let's see to all persons of all cost of all ages and conditions as a certain and a safe shield against those fearful diseases.

Consumption bronchitis asthma coughs colds are other.T.F. not get TB. It's a, it's a, it's a furry, medicated chest. Medicated fur. Yeah, some guy found another way to sell beaver pelts. Right. No, you put this on your chest. You don't get TB. It's soaked in the medicine. You're not going to get sick.

You can't get syphilis. And I guess what it was like this. Can I guess what the name of this company was? VIX. Yeah. Fix. Fix. Uh, okay, which arise from the exposed state of the chest the name of this company was vixx fix fix uh... okay which arise from the exposed state of the chest according to fashion and

the continual changes of our so they're saying they're saying you get bronchitis consumption asthma cops calls from fashion and the climate but but i but i they said are they saying because you're you weren't wearing enough warm clothing? Yeah, they're saying a chest fur. That might be so you're warming a chest.

I thought it was more of a fashion choice. I think he's right. But it could be, but I like your idea. It's more fun. But if you don't want to get that disease, I like the idea that it's like look like time, Selik and don't get the cough. Oh my God, just perfect. Yeah. Hello ladies. I had the fur going on to the chest. You have the fur coming out.

I have the fur coming out. I have, I have, I have, I base my pitches there just trying to kind of like fur you up. Like you're becoming a bit sasquat. They're selling bullshit fur. Yeah. You just can go out there and be a little more like,

Hey, do you like cats? Mm-hmm. And also if you figure out how old a person was back in the house, how much care they had on their back. So listen, I was created when my father was walking to a funeral, and apparently they were supposed to enter the house. Mom didn't know that.

I'm half horse, because of a funeral. Yeah. It's now got four legs. It's called the protector. The protector. The protector is simply a chemically prepared fur. Perfect. Lined with silk and padded,

which suspended from the neck, covers the chest. It sounds like anyone could make this. I think that's why they had to say they put it in medicine. Chemically, chemically does not, is not something you wanna hear from back in the room. No, no, no, no. Cover covered in perfect mercury yeah yeah we're making a hat let's put some mercury you can't have any evil thoughts now you understand yeah yeah yeah

uh so it is so it is so agreeable in manner that once worn it becomes a necessity in a comfort is he wearing the fur? Is he wearing his medicine fur? The cup the protector although but recently introduced into America is making rapid progress the United States the Canada's Absolutely. Oh, yeah, you know the Canada's all of them back on the day all of them all air is at the Canada South America and the West Indies It has for a long time been a stable article. You couldn't you couldn't check that back then no West Indies say they're when you can only get a balloon to go there and that was your life They're wearing fur ankle. It's up in the Canada you promise

Everywhere Everywhere aside from here they're wearing these and since you are unable to go anywhere else you have to take my word for it It has been a staple in England and the continent of here. Okay, everywhere. Let me name a place that is a wearing medicated chest for Good Lord I know you can't go anywhere, but trust me. Where if I have I got in there I have I shot a man and I'm meeting to get these back Yeah, okay How have I gotten there? I have. I shot a man and I'll have me to get these back. Yeah, okay. Put my ball in.

Ball threw his arm into his chest and he'd been wearing one of these and wouldn't have gotten to him. I got shot, nothing. Yeah, good. Nice. I'm fine. They never said the price.

So we don't know. There was no prices back then. I don't know if you know about money back then. Yeah. Yeah. They hadn't gotten money yet. Well, I guess I'll trade you my boy. That was way better. Go make another one of these. No problem. Take that. Damn a girl. We have received an interesting

communication from a highly respectable gentleman in regard to the camel. No way. I'm flagging it now in regard to the camel He'll air gentlemen. I thought I'd inform you about quite the species. I found in the World Unbelievable One hump of two's the question and the answer's birth Now trust me you're not gonna believe this. Imagine a horse with horrible tumors. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yes you should be, did you,

and where am I at that? Come on. It comes with its own, it comes with its own saddle. You're getting between the... Oh, you wouldn't be able to put a regular saddle on this. You'd fall right off your fool. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So this is the best story we've had in the paper. Okay. In regards to the camel which we forgot to say came in so late that its publication is necessarily delayed until next week. So the camel is there but it got it too late. The camel's story is there. Right. But they can't tell us. Right. Is it a cliffhanger? What is that? It's a cliffhanger. This is a cliffhanger. Yeah.

But trust me, it's unbelievable. There's got to be some great camel news next week in the paper. You've been teasing this camel story for five papers. We don't even know if it's about a camel or the new pack of cigarettes. Yeah, it could be. It could be pretty good. Turkish. A delightful gentleman.

A delightful gentleman. A delightful yes. I live in Tellam 105 with these. Well, look. I love the filters on these. Well, here's, what if I sort of, man, human hybrid would have sailed these to children, eh? Ah!

Ah! Ah, sorry, I got a little lost. That's all right. So here's more, here's more. In the end of the camel, boys. But there's more camel news right here. That's alright. So here's more. In the end of the camel boys. But there's more camel news right here. That's right, there he is. We even greatly pleased with a short article in the San Francisco daily herald on the advantages

likely to result from the introduction of camels and dromedaries into the United States. Jesus Christ. It's time to talk camel boys. So that's basically when they're bringing over, we got the United States. Jesus Christ. It's time to talk camel boys. So that's basically when they're bringing over, we got the motorbike, they want to brought the motorbike. They're basically the stick you can octite one. You can buy a horse or you can get two camels. What if I told you it was a slower horse?

But harder to ride. Would you be interested? They'd never drink.? They never drink. We don't drink. Well, it drinks once right before a long journey. Just like the misses. Anyway, let me walk you through the payment process. You could start with the dad payment

of what if you're a younger children and then by the end, I just want three. No girls allowed. Sorry, Elon Musk. Yeah, that was the chaos. That's actually how my wife exploded. Oh dear. Uh, at the very important service.

The idea of camels. How do these people have time for racism? Because there are so races back there. Oh yeah. Oh the shit that's going on. I'm just like, yeah, no time for that. Those poor 30 camels that were like, I'm going to thank for transportation.

Transportation. Transportation. Transportation. I had a seizure. Those poor 30 camels that were laid have a great thing for transportation transportation Transportation that a seizure At the very important service these animals might be made to perform in the vast plains between California and the Mississippi Valley Jesus a far valley. It's a big lot of camel area We have often thought upon the great benefits that result to California if these valuable animals were introduced amongst us. There was a remarkable similarity in the vast human or camel. Yeah, human or camel. That would be that game. Introduced amongst us. And what do you do for work? I think you're at least definitely a camel, camel, final answer. There's a...

Definitely wait, never mind. There's remarkable similarity in the vast deserts lying between us and the frontier settlements of the Western and Southern states and the deserts of Arabia, Persia, Syria. Trust me, that area northern California's pretty much Persia. Where the camel are indeed the ships of the desert. Yeah, trust me, the camel will be fine amongst the red woods.

It's quite similar to its home areas. Now I present you the ship of the desert. I'm being told all the camels passed away while I was giving my introduction camel speech. There's a dead guy asking about his camel boat. Is it anybody washing my camel? Does anybody wash my camel? I hate this meaty. Get him out of here. Is anybody washing my camel?

A drumma deri is the two humped one, right? Absolutely. Sure, you don't know. No, no, no. I thought they were just talking about the farm We hope to melican those camels We hope our able contemporary will continue to agitate the subject Agitated keep talking camels boys work. We got them on the road keep poking them at all but I don't want to hear camels. Yeah.

Look, can you get that camel story? At all events, we predicted that in a few years, these extraordinary... I have no idea. ...and predicted is unreal. And useful animals will be browsing upon the hills and valleys of our land of grass, and that numerous caravans will be arriving and departing daily, loaded with freight and passengers.

Okay, we'll get to the point where seeing a hoarse will be strange. Traveling the camel. Yeah. I travel the Mississippi on a camel. We'll take camels. They love the water. They'll be fine.

Jesus Christ, they're drowning at an alarming rate. We've decided to try alpacas. All right, look, moving on. Everything but a flying balloon with your crotch down in 20 days look at a ride chips. That's the new move I don't do monkeys. I do that in a second. Yeah except for the attack you. Yeah, well Chinese Mormons that's the headline wow Jesus uh... chinese mormans that's the headline jesus that camels were strange

the knowledge of california affairs chinese morpans yeah among no way among our eastern bro brethren is no less exact and astonishing as an instance we notice in a late exchange that a company of chinese were on their way from san fiscal to you to having been converted to Mormonism. Oh man. That elder was like, yeah, um, listen, not a huge deal, but, uh, pretty good stuff I'm doing. Chinese Mormons. They're taking the pilgrimage right now.

Do you never want to be at the top of the church? Come with me. Yeah. So we're racist, we're like really racist, so we're not kind of not into it, the Chinese. You get weird underwear as many wives as you like and now you hate your race. Welcome. Oh, I don't like you people, but your food's amazing. Why don't you join our race.

Get over here. Healthy women and early marriages. Don't like it. Oh, I'm opposed. No, we're supposed to vote on the other side. How are we even going to vote on a name? Healthy women in early marriages. Don't like it. A moose. Dye. Are we supposed to vote on the other? We have a vote on the name. Dr. Fitch at a lecture in Pittsburgh speaking of the hereditary causes of consumption.

Remarked. Quote. I believe it is to be utterly impossible to find a perfectly healthy child born of delicate sickly parents. Well, what about the chest for? get your poopy hands in there. Yeah, yeah, poop them up. The unsound constitution of the patient is usually transmitted with increased intensity to the offspring, and no character of morbid predisposition

is more surely and more unfailingly transmitted than a predisposition to pulmonary consumption. Hmm. And how true is that? I don't think it's true at all. Oh, okay. So if you had TB and you had a baby, it was like whatever. Well, pulmonary consumption would be heart.

Yeah, right. But consumption is usually TB, so I don't know what they're, yeah, I'm trying to figure out what they're getting at. If your mom's sick and you're born while your mom's sick, chances are you're gonna be sick? Well, I think he's saying don't have babies if you're fucked up. That would be why you can always go.

So it's just subtle eugenics. Yeah. When we consider the influence that the mother's health must exert on the health of her children, it is strange that so little attention should be paid to the physical education of girls. So my question for this guy would be, what about if the mother's sick and pregnant? What are you doing? We got a killer. We got to kill both. It's a two-fer.

I would like to find a newspaper to see when they switched over from doing that. Yeah. Actually not doing that. Oh yeah. Because there was a point there. Well, the doctor probably just was like, keep going. Yeah. Stay back. Yeah. let it happen. Hey you Yeah I think that part's okay. You don't think they should oh back in the day. We can't have a bunch of weird the one doing circles at the back of the wagon Why Why? Why? Why from the hour of her birth is a female child

to be subjected to eternal imprisonment? Why is she to be cooped up within doors, confined to a patchwork and nursing her doll and taught to consider a quite unprotected child? To move faster than the dignified gate of some super Anuated Dowager sure turn your girls out of doors and let them play at ball and Trundle the hoop and laugh and shout roll. Oh, so he said he said yeah, he's

Yeah, this is like it's got was definitely murdered in the next Yeah, he's like His argument is let women outside This guy was definitely murdered in the next episode. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, he's like, let me check this. Let me check this. His argument is let women outside. Yeah. Jesus Christ, this guy's out of his mind. What next voting? Come on.

And laugh and shout as much as they please, and they will be finer ladies for it at 30, even if not quite so graceful at 15. This is in the paper. He's saying he's pro Freedom for women also saying pro Tomboy. Yeah, he was just saying let him outside the play. Yeah, what a wicked game we yeah burn him

Can you imagine having to say that I know I kind of and being in the paper? Yeah, it's in the paper Jesus Christ We're gonna run with this one You know this guy I mean, we should that's in the paper today by the way pretty soon we'll be riding camels Hey, do you hear about the whack job who thinks women should go outside? Rice what a time we're living it's trying to get rid of the alabaster bitches. Yeah, good Lord Demo by the laws of master bitches yeah good lord demo uh... by the laws of the lyserges the wise and immortal logger of the Spartan Republic the most what title of the

i found my new interlop this next day the most special attention was paid to the physical education of women and no delicate sickly women on account was allowed to marry. Wait, is that the same one? That's the same story. Was this an opposite story? I didn't know if there was a different guy.

I thought another heretic was in the paper. Supposing a provision like this would be carried into effect here, what an army of unmarried ladies we should very soon see. That's hysterical. That's very controversial. They'll be gone to the Olympic. They'll be happy experiencing freedom. As someone just stabs him with a sword from behind. Opinions? Imagine. If a young man wants to choose a wife, let him invite the lady he has in view to take a walk, a long one.

And when he comes back, if he finds his companion obliged to go to bed with a headache, let him look somewhere else for a wife unless he is fond of paying doctors bills. Now it's taking a strange turn. He's saying yes, he's saying let the women out and then we'll be able to see if they're worthy of marriage because then you'll know They're healthy and if they have a headache drown them. Yes, basically. I thought it was I thought it was the old Oh, I got a headache. I can't have sex That's how you're checking yeah, I gotta I gotta move on well

Fortunately you go into those walks. So that's weird. What a great out for everything though Is it a word like half a half? It's like yeah, man, and then the other half like Yeah, no, yeah, there's always like there's like a swell of music under most of what he's saying and then it has to cut out at some point And then it's a truck take him on a long walk and if they have a headache don't fuck up We'll just put him in a zoo and then there's a trombone One guy says a bunch of stuff and then it's because the Jews And there's still the one guy who's like, yeah.

I'm not a, I kind of tuned out at the end. Did he keep that momentum upward? Did he, what? I don't say any, okay then. Oh, okay. But that one started really positive. I thought we were going something. Yeah, this guy really, I can't go.

He really shit the bad one. It reminds me, there was a, when I was, when the Patriots won the Super Bowl, the first one, and I lived in Boston, there was this guy who climbed like some sort of transformer on the street and he was like swinging his Patriots jersey and everyone was losing their fucking minds because the Patriots on the Super Bowl was like yeah and then he just took his pants down completely just shown his penis and I was like dude what the fuck is your problem no he had everyone I thought he was gonna get electrocuted no I got to show these people my

Yeah, he was like now that you with me. I've got a closer Cuz he's cuz no matter how much you how much I wonder are if you got a little bit of burry and you it's gonna come out Fuck you really had him at the beginning I'm a flasher! That's what I do! Oh man. Alright, last story. How about the guys that run? The Striekers? I'll tell you what, this one ball needs. This one's on it.

I got naked running. It's a pretty good game, huh? I haven't shown everyone my dick. I'm gonna run. Everybody's on board for this game, right? Yeah, because it's also probably like... I better slow it down. I would say it's 50-50 of people who just are caught in the moment.

Like you don't know you think you're just one of the regular person and then all of a sudden it's like I'll see you come bail me out. What I do it. Woo! Hold these. Take my wallet. Take my house keys. She just does.

Yeah, I think it drilled to the end. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's nothing better than a pass-out naked guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could c cut naked man. There's a there's actually a Guy it at a hockey game jumped on the ice, but he wore a sock still Rip yeah

Not yourself out. Oh my god I think we said a Calgary Flames game if you want to look it up. It's really fun it Just like I think we said a Calgary Flames game. If you wanna look it up, it's really fun. Just like, I think we're all gonna change. I've got a baby. Oh, of course, it was Calgary. Calgary. Bering. I just wanna keep it straight.

Yeah, thank you. Bering alive. Oh, this is out of New York. A paper was recently read before the French Academy of Sciences in which the following extraordinary instance was adduced as a reason for abolishing the present custom of bearing so soon after death. Wow.

A young female had twice pronounced, had been twice pronounced dead. Uh, but I don't know. The second pronunciation, can you come back to, we want a second opinion. Well, she's not breathing. Yeah, by the way. Not helping. The second pronunciation. Can you come back to me? We want a second opinion. Well, she's not breathing. Yeah, but I'm not sure. I'll come back tomorrow. Yeah, guys, not gonna be just.

It's dead. Uh, when only in a, oh, a young female had been twice pronounced dead when only in a trance, but had recovered in time to prevent being buried alive. Hey, guys. So twice pronounced dead and still alive.

And Houdini. Yeah. Ta-da! Stop doing that. Hello. She can't be like a brother. She has to do it under. She just does it just to pretend.

She's just standing by and from. She can't do it in front of crowds. So sometimes she gets buried. But a third chance came on and in a consequence of what? To a trend. Yeah, good lord. And it consequences of what? To do many raves.

Yeah, kids. At previously occurred, permission was obtained from the constitutional authorities for the body to remain above ground so long as decopassitions should not take place. So you can be put on top until you start rotting, and then we can put you under. Yeah, loader, move below. That seems fine, yeah.

Yeah, except for like squirrels or rats. Right, yeah. But if you're alive, they're not gonna get you. That's true. Right? Well, I personally, I'd be respectful. Go ahead, boys. Have a good time.

Have a bite. Have a bite. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna trans, can't feel a boys. Happy. Have a good time. Have a bite. Have a bite. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna trans, can't feel a thing. They're nesting in me.

Oh my God. My nuts. I put the wrong time to wear my wooly chest protector. Ha ha ha. They're living in it. But there was a woman just recently who was married alive. Yeah. But then she dies two weeks later.

Yeah, she, I think it was like five days ago. It's always like that. And then drop dead vibes. Yeah, I'm still, those five days. That's what she might have been dead. I'm gonna write the great American novel, Cynthia, you passed away again. Oh, goodbye.

Damn it. A week, 10 days passed away, and there was still no decomposition. But all the medical men declared, I don't think she's gonna to die out of this one. But all the medical men declared, I think she's gonna to die out of this one. But all the medical men declared, she was dead and it lengthed, she was laid in a coffin. Only a few minutes before the coffin

was to be nailed down. Hello. And while the bell of the village was already tolling for the funeral, a female for an adjoining village who had been a schoolmate of the supposed deceased came to take a last farewell. She stopped to kiss the lips of her departed friend.

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of her departed friend and remained in that position for some time. So what happened? What's happening? I really got this, dude. Feels like you're trans. Say something, you're trans. You're trans.

No. Can you be honest? All right, wrap it up up there. The bikes in there is just making out with a corpse. That seems a little bit long. This is crazy. This is not, I got nine minutes, you got nine minutes. The Bicep.

The standards attempted to remove her. No. She waved them away. I'm bringing them back. I don't worry. With her hands and remained in that position with her lips on those of the deceased friend. And became, do you think

sender like a movie was based on kids show was based on this about a girl but you use a prince maybe or this is the only way lesbians could kiss in public back then that's awesome I'm gonna be dead in the box yeah you come over diddly yeah that's the only way we can do this. And then I'm trying to get her out of a trance, Jesus Christ. How has she been dead nine times? Where am I just gonna say? It just happens.

What's, you're gonna scissor her back? Can we bury her? This is ridiculous. With her lips on those of her, she just sounds like octopus is going up and down your wall and when girl scissor, there's a set. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. It makes me really laugh, really hard. There's gotta be some sort of suction from what I can tell. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

Pfft. Anyways. Sorry, roomy show. Right at the end, too. You're doing so well, and you fell so well. You're doing so well. You're doing so well. You're doing so well. You're doing so well.

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Jesus ready for lesbian love. Yeah. Yeah. Because she doesn't say that she's a gender. I'm coming out of the casket. Yeah. How do you say no to that girl and say you're not a lesbian?

Oh, yeah. I don't really like women. I saved your life. Yeah, you're right. Fine. And do you, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get, do you get,

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She was during her trance fully sensible of all that was passing around her and even heard the death bell toll but was incapable of speech or Signed to show that she was not dead. So she was like in a weird coma sure in Metallica played us all. She keeps Baneer near near. Yeah, she keeps falling into coma. Right. I don't know that she's a medical condition in which she can only be saved By a woman kissing her Narcolepsy yeah, yeah, are they trying this in Hospitals now no they need the beds. Yeah, because the people should be going around making out with Volunteer Dave you'd love that job. Yeah, I'm gonna kiss a bunch of bodies Bring in the kisser. All right. How long she been out? Excuse me gentlemen get the family out of here. I can't perform a little Hitler must

I'm awake. Hey Hitler does it again. Give me the horse has some peppers In we go. We'll see how dead this patient is. What's that, and pepper, pizza? I'm going to have, have, have. There's a whole, sorry. I'm like, I ordered a heart, I just get off me. I thought it was a hell. I just wanted to be buried.

Well, we caught ya. I just wanted to do a magic trick. Now get out of here, you scamp. You owe us a million dollars for this day. Mm-hmm. You're 24 hours today. Yeah. Well, that was it. Well, shit. day You're 24 hours a day. Yeah That was it. Well shit. What a paper what a paper? No wonder took that so long to read those papers back in the day. Yeah, there's a lot going on

Yeah, you were like wait was a weekly paper or daily paper? I bet it was weekly Yeah, they couldn't turn it up all the news. Oh, yeah, and then something new happens You're like we can't the candles weels, we don't, we can't do, we can't. Well, that's a funny part is they say, oh, we're over indulged with information. Yeah. Yeah, we've seen a paper once a week.

Now we get an update every second. And a paper a minute, yeah. It's weekly. That is crazy. It is weekly. Well Ian, thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah, go to your website. Ian Bag, that's a great podcast.

B-G-G. Dude, you're the best. Please come back. Yeah, I need to. It's contractually. Oh my, you're actually saying. Yeah, we reached out to TJ. Oh, good. Yeah.

But thank you for joining us. Thanks for having me on your Black Panther Party. Pleasure. Yeah, you're welcome. It's good to come. It's still reading in paper. I can't believe this has happened. I can't believe it here.

How many times have my family's name in this? Thanks for having me guys. Appreciate it. Thank you man. That was great. It was awesome. Ah, it's good. Mérani,

Somo, Zizei.