The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 44 - The Past Times with Laurie Kilmartin

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and guest comedian Laurie Kilmartin Redbubble Merch

All right everybody welcome to the past times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither of us are guests this week. Laurie Kill Martin. Hello Laurie thank you for joining us. Oh I'm excited. I'm just excited to see a newspaper, you know.

It's so long. It's a low bar. That's what we aim for, though, a low bar. And Laurie, we've wanted to get you on for a while. We love your work. We love your views. But also, you have a new special coming out with comedy dynamics called sis woke grief slut. I do. And I guess people should just keep their eyes peeled. What are you on Instagram and Twitter? Are you Laurie Kilmarton? It's the incredibly unhelpful any Laurie 16. I'm not a futurist guys. I did not predict that either of these apps would take off. No, I'm not a futurist, guys. I did not predict that either of these apps would take off.

No, I'm pretty close. The East Midwest is sticking with it. A and Y L E U R I E 1 6 is my. And the special will probably be out in September. I'm guessing something like that. Something it's, it we're almost done. And it's sort of on company dynamics to put it out there. So all right.

Well, you are a hilarious comedian. People, yes, I mean, I people adore you. So, we really thank you for being here. And the way that we normally start is, you know, Dave's got this weird newspaper. So, I'd normally try to guess what year I think it'll be from. It could be from the 1600s. It could always be in the 19.

How about I give you the first headline and you can try to pick from that? You should. How about that? Your wild Anthony go. Elevator man can't make his machine stop. So it's past 1600, right? Yeah, yeah. We hope so. Well, I mean, maybe not. I don't know, but I would hope I'll guess 19 I'll guess 1901

I'd so hard for me to imagine When elevators when we got spoiled with the elevator. Uh, they were invented in 1880 Well, what's your deal you You're really just giving it. I'm helping you. 1954. 1954. Okay. Laurie much closer. 1932 January 26th. Okay. All right. There we we go what The last the Las Vegas age in Las Vegas Nevada Very exciting So I didn't I didn't know Las Vegas could would even be able to warrant having a newspaper in the 30s Town should not be created was it hand

That's it. Town should not be created. Was it Andrew? Elevator man can't make his machine stop. This is not a New York. Henry shorter came near spending the rest of his life, writing up and down in an elevator that suddenly went berserk today. Oh, shit. He was like the man. He was like the man, he was like the man who invented a pair

of rubber spring boots, which he tested by jumping from a 10 story building. I'm not with you, I'm not. Yeah, that's a stretch. Was that a real story that someone, a guy did that? That's a good question. I bet someone would do that. I bet someone would do that. I bet someone that that was like a

topical joke at the time. Yeah, I don't like anything because this is around, you know, this is when you always tested your own thing. Yeah, I got it. I can fly my bouncing be good. It is. They work so well that he bounced up and down until he died a starvation. Okay, that is absolutely. He died a starvation. That's not what he wanted to make of Scott. That's not what he wanted to make over-regardering. God damn it, what do you think about this?

I do that that would be a starvation death you think that's like rupture brainer you think that but when you think it's real I mean yeah eventually was just in there like I'm just starving no they're talking about the guy with the boots not the elevator this is the boots guy he's saying the boots, not the elevator. This is the boots guy. He's saying the boards guy died. Yeah. Henry pilots, an elevator, oh, sorry, it's not his full name, Henry pilots an elevator in a West 30th Street building. The control located on the roof failed to clutch the cables. And when Henry reached the top, he had to slam the car into a verse and then come down

He made five round trips faster and faster yelling at the top But for the building super antenna was able to shut off the power I think it's traveling five times. Is he going to be gone fuck? OK, OK, that's what I'm talking. OK, OK. I want to actually see this. Now, I really want to see this. I wish there was a video, because just a guy screaming

in an elevator. He's testing his invention. Yeah. I want to know how long he lived after that. Like, he died in starvation. I've've that, but that do some heart damage or I'd like to read this obituary. He actually was known for taking the stairs after this. He was a big, scary guy. Whatever reason. You're gonna walk? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll meet you up there. Might be one of them. Oh, see you guys. Don't worry.

I like it. It's the exercise. Let's see. Ghost tossed stones on Scotty's castle, so he batons down the hatches. It seems real. Yep. No, sir.

Anyone, this is in quotations. No, sir, anyone who knows me will tell you that I never was a superstitious gink. Gink? I don't. Anybody? I don't look at us, but I don't think you're allowed to say it anymore.

That's very possible. I'd say foolish or contemptible person. I Gr even anything there right has ink in the oh yeah, yeah for sure I just I go with G word. That's what I just that to me just G word, but it's It's like it's just a calm is an idiot right? It's an idiot I'm not sure but it's like it's just a comment is an idiot right it's an idiot. And this is a Scottish guy right? Yes, but Dave you got a lot more confident after I read you the definition just so you know I think anyone listening to this show will recognize that you were nervous and then whatever I

go with five. I'm not back. What are they gonna what are they gonna ghost cancel me? No sir anyone who knows me will tell you that I never was a superstitious gink but it got on my nerves so I closed the castle uptight and here I am so spoke the widely known Death Valley Scotty Walter Scott to a few tender feet. Oh, is it California? Yeah, this is, yeah, this is the story of California. Is it Scottish man living in Death Valley worried about spirits breaking into his place? Uh, that's correct.

Just, uh, just, just. He had a castle in Death Valley. Scottie's castle is still there. Okay. Shut up. I didn't mean to tell you. Oh yeah, no, Scottie's castle is still in death Valley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I cannot believe how good you get to death Valley.

You're being good knowing that. Well, you guys don't go to Scottie's castle and death Valley. Everything's right there. I love a good Scottie's castle. Great hamburgers. I think it's sort of interesting to read about these people I love a good Scottish castle. Great hamburgers. I think it's sort of interesting to read about these people and knowing that they're nine years away from World War. And I-

Oh yeah. Like I'm curious, did he serve, did he sign up? Yeah, was he dodging? I mean, you could probably find out, because I mean, Scottish castle is, is I mean famous. I can't really I don't know about it. Stop acting. Stop. As he was dodging sharks in the Pacific, I bet he longed for the days when he was Afraid of the ghost in his castle and death Valley. Yeah. Yeah. I missed the day when I was just fighting those bloody spirits. Hahaha. Quote, especially on Moonlit nights, those ghosts would slip up near the, I gotta, it's wrong, another page, I gotta go.

Sure. We usually don't get this. Oh, this is a newspaper. So of course, this story continues on an unrelated page, maybe in a different section. Oh my God, I forgot about that. I imagine. Uh, Castle and Toss rocks on the roof. Okay, so just classic ghost stuff, throw rocks around on the roof.

Yeah. We'd rush out there, but there wasn't no, we'd rush out there, but there wasn't no one anywhere around. So this guy doesn't know any of these words. He's no gink. Just a minute, we'd go back inside, crash, there'd be another cobble come tearing down on that imported tile. Well, sir, I tell you, meeb the valley, M-E-B-B-E. Meab the valley gets you sooner or later. Anyhow, I got nervous and closed-drop tight, batting down all the hatches.

And here I am. Know what I mean? This is like Shakespeare to me. I think I know what it means, but I don't actually know what it means. Yeah, I feel like I'm doing Shakespeare in high school. He opened our business. He opened a castle. He opened a castle in in Death Valley and

then there were ghosts. So he left. That's the story. He also did a very Trumpi thing where he named dropped imported tile. He was just like, I felt them throw in rocks at my beautiful imported tile, best in all the one. Can he beat my time?

Oh, so then he just says he's going to me there. I'm either going to break that bank at Monte Carlo or not coming back. He declared emphatically his famous red tie jiggling up and down like a dangerous signal. All buster plenty. You know what I mean? Nope. Oh wait, that guy with the famous writes a newspaper. Cause you know what I mean?

You catch my drift. You guys did you dig it? It was just this feels like an early herb cane column or something. It does. That's a local sandwiches. Very local San Francisco. Very localisco i think i've heard of her case he's that he's got a died from kovat he was no no he uh... he kind of predated larry king with the uh... dot dot dot sort of yeah he did little comments

and it's incredible and the career okay all right well that's uh... and it's a good career okay all right well that's uh... i mean i don't know what just happened uh... you're charged i am in charge but i don't write the article now i want to know what happened to them like

lori says like it's like uh... he didn't serve i looked that up he didn't serve what a serve i looked at that he didn't serve what it yeah kash did he serve in the u.k. forces and then maybe he was called home to his majesty's i think i think his life was pretty much just

at scotties castle they want to serve but he failed the gink test that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that So he was old. He was actually old. From what I'm reading is a spirit stoning. Interesting. Well, I'm sorry, sorry for our loss that he's not around. Yeah, it is sad. We lost our own. English prison revolt quelled uh... detachment of a hundred troops were sent from plimuth to dartmouth tonight and placed around the lonely prison where convicts yesterday battle the guards in the most sensational prison riot in british history

come on that's the whole story he he he he blinders stuff right they really is but, give me the good old-ish. The mostest of all. In the craziest night ever seen. Take care readers. Hey, did you, did you guys get your fill of cra- Go pay if you want some fun stuff.

Go read about it at the Scotsman Beat, beat Stone Experience. Anyway, the craziest battle of all time, thank you. Oh, boy, this paper does not have a lot of local stuff. It's just all from around the country. The Death Valley Punches pulled. Is that a New York? Secondus, a normal groundhog. Oh, okay. So that's the name secondus.

It's the last day. It's the groundhog's name. It's Latin for second. Yeah. Okay. Secondus a normal groundhog except for his unfortunate habit of emerging from his cave backwards. He's an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. He's an asshole. There's an asshole ground backwards. He's an ass out. He's an ass out. There's an ass out groundhog. It's a style. I think it's who are we to judge?

Is Secundis, that's his name? Does that reference the second hole that comes out first? Or... It's a hole leaving a hole. Secundis. And I apologize for sexualizing a goat for groundhog, whatever. it's a whole leaving a whole sec and I thought I was sexualizing a goat for a group round talk, whatever. Yeah, yeah, no, let's get ahead of that now.

Sorry, don't wait. You've got a special coming out. Yeah, you don't need that press. Come on. He screwed. Uh, Laurie came up with the famous term, come on. He's screwed. Laurie came up with the famous term, uh, Benaynus. Thank you. It has been stolen. Has it? Oh, yes.

Benaynus was stolen? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I, I stopped the comic who stole it was about to do it on Colbert about two years ago And I happened to be watching when he worked ran a set and I told them and he immediately dropped it Right You never go oh is that like yours? We did everything I'm like You have a photo pop here in your head. What are you doing? Yeah? That is wild the dropping To quote Shakespeare who we all process well doth protest too much

Wow, yeah, you say that and they're like okay. Yeah fine. It's out great joke by the way That's how it works. Here's a good one. I once, Dan Cook was running a set for one late night thing and he came out and I said, you know, that is exactly a Tom Rhodes bit word for word. And he said, thanks and padded me on the head and walked out. I never wanted to kill someone more in my life. This might be my favorite story from Hollywood. Did he do it? Like did he do it? Yeah, he did it. It's just like the same way that in an interview, he ordered food and said I want a chicken situation, which is a Greg Barron bit, whatever, some people are sticky.

And Dave turned into a human thermometer. I was so shocked. I didn't know it was the most condescending thing anyone would ever do. It is as condescending as one could be. Yeah. Uh, okay. So second is a normal grand haughting except for his unfortunate habit of emerging from his cave backwards as joined the New York zoological gardens just eight days before he's due to put on his annual act of weather prediction.

They are acting like he's his own independent performer. Like he's signing deals before he's debuting. He's like, he's no idea what's going on. I know, but I thought that so you can just put the groundhog in eight days before and then aren't they supposed to be in there like hibernating for the winter? Some shit. Yeah, isn't just I thought it was a more organic situation. It seems to be staged since the 30s.

Wow. Yeah, I get yeah, it's I mean it seems like you would yeah this is I'm my whole my whole groundhog world is blow up right now. It's good to say Dave. Dave you're one of the most callous men on earth and you're like listen I just don't know what to believe in anymore. Is nothing real? Okay, so this is the so now in quotations, primus, the groundhog whose shadow was sought

each February 2nd by amateur weather profits and inquiring reporters died two months ago. And the zookeepers forgot to replace him until they awoke several days ago to the awful realization that Groundhog Day was near at hand and there was no ground hog. Wait, it makes us seem like the zookeepers were hibernating like they just... We should not have put bears in charge of this. It might. We got lots. to put bears in charge of this. It might. That's a lot. Yeah.

I mean, it's like your job, I'm sure, is complicated, but this is one of the things. And they're like, how long did we sleep the winter? Oh my god. Oh. Second, this comes from New Jersey and is fat enough to cast a splendid shadow. Well, plus he's asked out, so it's all. Yeah, he's got that groundhog, but donk-a-donk. James Lynch, who pilots steamships through the rough waters of queen

ston harbour cork areland according to modern geography you didn't have to put that in there true the modern geography part like everyone understands what you're doing according to david she's maps no matter what modern geography was not like a a magazine or something like that? No, no, it's just modern geography.

Modern geography sounds like the perfect title of a 1930s rag. Yeah, yeah. Look at it. These are just pictures of globes. Arrive today as an unwilling passenger on the liner St. Louis. He had to come because the seas were so rough when the ship left Irish port that he couldn't be transferred to the pilot boat. What's up?

I like boat. Was he, he was like, maybe like a large, I don't know. I mean it's like the boat that you try out to see if it's good enough to go to maybe it's not good it was a bad start and I thank you for finishing it Lori but it's every word stuck my tongue again there I'll probably be there again today yeah I think you might be. Yep. Hey there, people listening to the dollop. This is Gareth. Yes, this is the same guy. I listen, I have a new podcast called We're Here to Help that I'm doing with my friend,

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fun, half hour comes out Tuesday, August 22nd, and episodes will be out every Tuesday and Friday. We're here to help. Uh, a man of fine courage as all pilots are, Lynch blocked today when he was invited to go to the top of the Empire State Building. How high is it he asked? A thousand feet, he was told.

Oh God, they did it in like his, in his Irish accent. Devon, the foot I will go. Duvula,ote I will go. Devote I will go. D-I-V-U-L-A-F-U-T. Devote. Devote I'll go. Devote I'll go. What does that mean?

Devote I'm not clicking for me. I'm trying. Yeah. Yet he thinks nothing of climbing up the swaying rope ladders of rolling liners. Oh So maybe he's not gonna go, but he's not gonna go. He's not gonna go, but they think it's wild that he's on liners on rope swings. Yeah Okay, sure Did you enjoy the story because it's I can't believe it's really his favor

Well, I can't believe people were messing around on votes. So soon after the Titanic No one learns their lesson. That's my god. That's right America basically very true. Yeah, absolute idiots go big Griffith idea Griffith idea. Okay, another picture co-starring Richard Dixon Irene done said to be like Co-starring Richard Dixon Irene Dunn said to be like Simran but not a sequel to it will be the March of a nation. Oh shit and Scarface has been changed to shame of a nation the similar similarity of both titles to the birth of a nation makes It meant the movie men consider ddw griffith selection a good one. Wow. We changed the name in the film because they didn't want it too

close to the birth of a nation, but because the birth of a nation was considered a classic and they didn't want to. Well, what year was birth of they avoiding or leaning in? Yeah, that's what I think is. Are they true in? Yeah, that's what I think is so. Yeah. Are they true in? Are they true in? Oh, that's terrible. Oh.

Because every time I've seen the birth of the nation, I keep saying, what happened to the other people? Yeah, they're saying they changed one movie title, they changed to the March of a Nation, the other to shame of a nation because. So if you had a people who would be the birth of a nation so much two shame of a nation because So if you had a Birth of a nation so much. Yeah, right. Isn't that great? It's great. Yeah, it's great. It's great. It's just more good stuff from a great nation Yeah, I believe Florida's actually greenlit the new yeah, They're trying to give it at the best shot. Yeah.

Judge cattle, the vocational agricultural class at Moapa Valley high school spent an enjoyable and educational three hours Wednesday morning at the Anderson Dairy Farm at a Logandale. The trip was taken for the purpose of giving the boys experience in judging dairy cattle. Four of the best cows were picked out of the herd by the instructor and scorecars were used to place these cows according to the scale of points This is fun for a young teen Yeah, well, I have a son and he knows nothing about cattle so you know how's he gonna? How's he gonna get by? There's a number at the end of this you maybe worth a call

the end of this, you may be worth a call. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay, man. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay.

I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. I'm going to stay. working hard to qualify for the stock judging team which will enter the state future farmers of America. Judging contest. We're going state, man. The mayor's bring the termio. Mr. Seconder, Mr. Seconder, manage of the herd, talk to the group and gave them much valuable

information regarding production records and general care and management of dairy cattle. There are 120 head of very fine dairy cows on the farm. The most up-to-date practices are followed in dairy management and care of the milk. The milk is used to feed the men working on the construction of the Hoover Dam. The boys were especially interested in the equipment and sanitary methods used in cooling and handling the milk. Wow. methods used in cooling and handling the milk. Wow.

Well, yeah, is that I just see teenage boys grabbing the nipples squeezing as hard as possible? 100% absolutely. Mine finished. I mean, cut the factory farmy to be to have boys be like cool make sure the milk secure for the workers Put a stick under us so she can sleep keep giving Boulder takes resort by storm stage your impromptu. Yeah. It would bowl. Okay. If this is an actual boulder, I hope it is better. It's better.

It's called, you know, the city in Colorado. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, rock. Stage, yeah. Stage in impromptu party, suddenly without warning, 150 boulder rights intent on having a good time swooped down on the

parodice of the Las Vegas. I still can't tell which one it is. You're very. I don't know. I'm just picture in babies. It's definitely the people from Boulder. Damn it. That was gross. Damn it. So close. it's definitely the people from bolder dammit that was what

dammit so close but they're making it sound like their boulders also they didn't yet they weren't clarifying they're keeping people guessing which is good and this is a story in Las Vegas at the time that a hundred and fifty people that's how well like what was Las Vegas back then you know that not much. I mean it was no. I mean this a parodise

So they clearly had gambling, but it was not what it is. It was not a big gambling place They were probably like nobody can live here Crazy to open a bunch of shit. Hello. Did you bring water? Yeah, yeah, you were gambling for water a big water and and they proceeded to fill the reservoir to overflowing the management was not aware of the large groups intentions and last minute arrangements brought in extra music more eats an entertainment at press time the party was still going strong. Nice. So this guy, the reporter was at the party,

just going, goddamn, I don't want to have to write this, but I got it deadline, guys. Guys, I got to come up with something. Yeah. We'll add the ending next Sunday. I wish you were actual rocks. That's over fast. Oh, now I want to know what paradigm oh yeah paradise. Oh my god. It is just a tiny. It is a tiny. It's a nightclub

Paradise it's literally a tiny nightclub paradise or pair oh Dice nice. It was the first nightclub on the Las Vegas strip its manate tracks was gambling before gambling was legal in Nevada Wow, I mean, it's tiny. It's like yeah That's I can't believe you imagine the bottom without gambling. What I mean truly you would be like we'd have our we I mean it would just be like Arizona to I mean, it would just be like Arizona too. Arizona too. Point. Did you just call Arizona pointless? I've been on record strongly.

It is our worst. Name a worst. I think, this is what I would say. Florida, at least you're like, wow, what a train wreck. Texas, you're like, holy shit. These people are out of control. Arizona, you're like, wow, what a train wreck. Texas, you're like, holy shit, these people are out of control. Arizona, you're like, it's just, come on, let's go. It's hot. It's hot.

This is brutal. Yeah, and people keep moving the Phoenix. It is one of the wilder decisions you made. I just want to make it. I let them do it. It's like, go for it. It's like full, full on Darwin Darwinism like you've never seen like, hey, it's all getting hot and going away.

What's the worst place I can go to? Well, every time you're there and you'll like do a show, you'll be like, why are you people here? And they'll be like, I don't know. It's moving, moving, moving, that's how bad moving is. People are like, hey, what I will't know. It's moving, moving, moving, and that's how bad moving is. People are like, hey, what, I will just die. I just die, yeah. It's kind of affordable.

Like, I think once you settle it there, you actually can't afford to move out to any other part of the country. True. You just have to be careful of those sidewalks that give you third-degree burns. Yeah, it's, but it's the people who are like, I'm gonna move there now where you're like, are you, have you read? Oh yeah, no, the trumper's, the trumper's right around

the corner for me. They, they moved to Arizona in the middle of the pandemic because they're just like, I mean, they, the liberals are crazy and you're like, you're going to Arizona. They probably told you that and just moved to a different house near where you live. You guys, they like saw your Twitter and they were like, we cannot be, we got to move. Do you know the address?

I would be curious to see what if they're housing it, like how much money they've lost since they bought, you know? Oh my God, I could probably find it out. You know what he's not just buying? That would be great to watch. Find out what were the meals being forwarded to and just... Yeah. Well, that way you get to get touched. I'll be able to do that, actually.

Thank you. That's why I took a lot of my X's. So I'm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH uh... Los Angeles juror Edward Tweety staggered slightly when he entered the box today to hear evidence against Emmett Perkins and Roy Wilson asserted bank bandits i just know called drunken jury wait you can't be way in on bank bandits you can't be you can slightly drunk you should be able to be drugged, jury. Yeah. If you're an alternate, how about this?

Alternates are allowed to drink until they're put on the regular jury. Yeah, there we go. Yes. Come on, give them something. What a nightmare. Yes. He was escorted into the chambers of Judge Charles Bernel and Dr. Benjamin Blank, jail physician, was called.

Very intoxicated, said Dr. Blank after an examination. Well, here's what it was all gang. So great for a doctor to evaluate if you're drug. Judge Bernal told Tweety five days in jail and a hundred for contempt of court, you have violated your oath and made a beast of yourself. Wow. Wow. You've got to do a live back then, right?

What's that? It's going to be at least a thousand, right? Yeah, that's a lot back then. How many days was five days back then, Dave? Uh, what did you have that rate? That's a good one. We got to start up, oh, it's 2,231 today. That's a lot of money.

That's a lot of money. That's not great. Yeah. We got to sort of pull for how many months we think Jay Johnson will get in jail. By the way, he just played he played not killed this morning. Oh, he did. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. You're doing the sketch. When it's trial. All right. Yeah. Fun story. That would be a tough day. If I was on that jury, I would have a really tough. I'd be like,

but he's the guy. He kept falling into the wall of small trinkets. Olympic stamps sale is crowded. Make placid stamp collectors from all sections of the United States attended today's opening sale of the special commemorative stamp in honor of the third Olympic winter games. State troopers run duty at the post office at 5am when crowds began to collect. More than 400 persons were standing in line when the office opened at 7am. The stamps of which 25 million have been issued are of two-cent denomination. Can I just say something? You don't have to stand in line for hours

if there's 25 million stamps. There's gonna be some. Reach out to these people, Dave. Okay. There's nothing to do, asshole. There was nothing to do. That radio... You could say the same thing about like waiting in line for like an album like yeah

There was enough, but you wanted to be like I got it first and this was like this was this was letter rock You were just like check it out and people like holy shit dude Wow That's that's like it's like the people that line up for Star Wars movies for three days and then you people would just walk up and bite tickets for the same show. That would feed the worst feeling ever. And they're like, there's still 50 seats available to the show. You lost your job for it. I think it do. It's weirder because a stamp you use it and then it goes away and you don't see it like you're standing a line for something

You're not gonna possess them. Let's keep it. Yeah, they would be holding it though They would They would be having dinner parties and being like now for the dessert Feast your eyes upon this bullshit Okay, well, I guess I'm wrong 400,000 were sent to Lake Placid for the opening day's sale, and they were sold out before the day ended. Okay, I just, I don't get it. Regenerations after sneakers, right?

Yeah, they're beanie babies. Is your son a sneakerhead? No, I did get him as first pair of hookers and he likes them, but I don't think he's he's not a stylish guy. He still wears pajamas to school and... That's what I would do if I was at age. I would pajamas all the time. Yeah. I mean, listen, it depends what you want for him, but you are talking to two guys who both got Audit we were both audibly invested in the idea of wearing pajamas like

Yeah, this is the future Pajama life Both of you have pajama jobs and it's firing to my son I Yeah, good for her. I said my boss was like I don't care what you wear and I was like I think I could make those words and she's like I literally don't and I was like could I wear velortrax suits every day as you yes and she let me wear velortrax and then I found out people like new people like knew I was someone who like said to someone on our staff they were like the velor guy and I was someone who like said to someone on our staff. They were like the valour guy and I was like

Yeah Yeah, I didn't get laid a lot there. I don't know Burgess free under bonds Darrell Burgess proprietor of the pastime club was arrested Sunday morning on a charge of assault and battery on the person of J. Smith. 13. Who he is alleged of dragged with a pony Friday afternoon. What the fuck just happened? You can't be. We finally got some local news and it's bad. I mean, and if you're going to drag, just go full equine.

We don't leave the pony. Well, it's a 13 year old. You don't need a full horse. So you're gonna add a lesson and add a lesson? Imagine being so racist in 1932 that you're longing for the good old days and call it the past time. I remember when slavery was legal, guys. Well, it's so good on my bar. Hey, boys. I got a word they're doing a couple sequels to a favorite film of ours. Don't tell anyone, but we could go in groups.

We're going to camp out. This is our Star Wars. This is our stamps. This is our stamps. Oh, he was released on a thousand dollar bail. Wow, I mean, that's a on a thousand dollar bail. Oh, wow. I mean, that's a good amount, but I mean, all he did, all he did was drag a 13 year old by a pony. If you charged a fee of four grand to drag a teenager by a pony,

people would pay $4,000 for that. That's like some Peter teal shit. When did we stopped dragging teenagers and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why and why Welcome to the kind of news times. Las Vegas baby Volsted law was invoked yesterday in a series of raids by local police upon the Golden Camel, the B&B Club, the Owl Club, and an establishment at 8 Stewards Street. And a name to establishment? It's a place. I mean, how would a rush was this guy to print this story? So, you're 30 minutes away from like an actual story, buddy.

Well, he's also got to go to that party that's going to keep going. So, yeah, I mean, probably the town report was like, I was up so late waiting for a party to close. Ha, ha, ha. About 11 o'clock Cliff McCallan was arrested at the Owl Club and one court of alleged gin and a half pint of alleged whiskey seized.

That is not very much. I have really a sense. A half pint of whiskey. I have that here. So this is prohibition still then, right? It's 1932. Oh, right. Yeah, right.

And then prohibition end. It was still going then, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I think they made people go through the depression sober until they're like, you know, fuck it. You can drink still. We're sorry about that.

Here you go. How about that? We can't give you money, but you can just drink whatever Surely after al-kay Hall was nabbed at the luxurious golden camel. He was a hall. He's an actor Alcohol. Yeah. Oh shit. Al-kay Hall. Well, he was that's actually a guy That's actually a guy. That's guy. The school. No, the cops are picking on it. I don't know, they were in here. That one, of course not. Mike's the hunt.

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a guy. Okay, Hall is a real person who was an actor in in these some these are what is from that is so great for the cops to be like trying to piece this all together so al-kay hall gave it to you all right and whereas al now what we can get a read on this guy we just call you al-hal no the case imperative to this now remember tell your two periods you've talked to al-kay hall about all the booths

uh... case victim of lv sharevari sharevari a real-old time sharevari for the fire chief Harold Case and his bride, Alma Robinson, was staged last night by members of the local fire department, riding on a fire truck and beating on anything and everything available to make noise. Case was led by a rope behind the truck and followed by scores of tooting automobiles. They were... So we are pre-siren? They were like...

Like it was like... When you tie someone up, like a fake like... Sounds like a gender reveal party. Ah! Ah! Ah! The native sirens, they had to bang that was how they... gender reveal party. Let me look at the media. No, I really had to they had to bang that was how they let

people know. Is that right? I don't know. Sounds like me. I'm going to add it to. Yeah, it was a European and North American folk custom designed to shame a member of the community in which a mock parade was staged through this settlement.

You can't sarcastic a parade. Like people are like, that's awesome. What did you do? They made me. Really? I'm not getting that vibe. This is the minute you close. Why are they dragging that kid by pony? So it was like to parade them to the street for like a shame reason, but then this is like

a mock. Like it was based on the real one. They used to do that to really shame people back in the back of the night. But now they're in actors like like civil war reenacting, but it's shame reenacting. It's shame. Yeah. That's right. So it's like meta meta. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really, uh, it's not great. I don't like it.

Uh, else loses ring. Elsie Perk Perkins, who resides at three on nine. Oh, by the way, Laurie Laurie, up until the maybe 1970, whether you were a victim of a crime or a criminal, they would just put your address in the paper. It just dots too constantly. It didn't even show. It didn't show.

All they did was dots. I'm full, it's so comfortable. And then there was just one night, was so I was like, I think I'm gonna go to that guy's house. That was it, but that was like for two decades, I was like, I think I'm gonna go to that guy's house. That was it. But that was like for two decades. They were like, here's where he lives. Oh.

Oh. Elsie Perkins, who resides at 309 South Main Street, reported to police yesterday that she was left a $100 white gold ring in the bathroom of that place, sometime between 6.30 a.m. and 1.30 p.m. She's not been able to find it and suspects that it may have been stolen. That's where she lives. She left it in a room. I think this is not. Yeah, I guess.

Okay. Yeah, because that's what maybe it's a boarding house. Right. Much of my ancestors ran boarding houses. Like the kids moved out and knew people, yeah, with their address, shows all these people living with them. That's pretty good. It beats the weight room, which is what most parents do now. They're like, got a treadmill.

Ha, ha, ha. I like the treadmill I do. Who's afraid? Mary Roberts Reinhart says the depression is due to fear and that if the women who do more than 50% of the spending would just get normal and quit being afraid, everything would be all right. Wow, I was really behind her. And then same here. I was like, okay, there we go.

A strong voice. Come on, women, knock it off. All right. They're going to find him and then turn to need a Bryant. They're really well. They're really fun. All right. Mary evidently thinks women should spend it all. Her estimate of 50% as the present spending ability of the women is, we fear, greatly underestimated. Oh, so the paper is now like, they're not gonna be all the hang at 50%.

These are women we're talking about. Women buying food for their children. They're money on it. Imagine something so foolish. Now if you want to go wait in line to get this stamp. That's a good way to spend your money. Yeah, that's just like an all-male line. No offense. 100. Yes. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, like if a woman was like, I want the stamp, they were like, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck, beck Lloyd, we needed a dollop on when women were allowed to go to the post office and it is so fucking it. Like, the country literally lost its mind. Like, just like, it was just like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

If memory was, was there not a line for little people before women? I believe so. Like, they were like, like, they were women were just it was it was a separate line. That's just off. Yeah. Pants, marathons, all things were man were like listen, there will be no recovering from women women and trains trains with the best. They're all breeze will shoot out like it was so great they really thought they thought women's wounds would how many lines were there at the bank if there's there's men women little

people did they get into races as well I'm sure they did right oh no I don't think I don't think I don't know why would allow right yeah but I think there was they were just like if you're a little person, here's your area. Women back off. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Okay, so I think with this little article here, as Mary Roberts Rinhardt said something bad and the paper was like, well, let's fill the void. They just tacked on. After the average woman is through spending, there isn't enough left to quarrel about anyhow. If it will help business to let the women spend it all, it's okay, and we hope Mary will feel satisfied.

David, is this a marine doubt column? Oh, no! Ah! Ah! They've brought the date on that paper a little bit with your thumb. Oh, my God, it's Jesus Christ. Dr. Haas, given unique bookcase, the American Leaping the kind of lame part of the paper now.

No, is this from page? It might be from page. This is, oh, this is page three. Hey, what's his address? We're dying to know where he lives exactly. Dr. Haas has given unique bookcase, the American Legion Post at Boulder City as presented Dr. Haas of the Boulder City Hospital. A a dis... God, what does it say? Oh, a distributing book rack mounted on casters. The mobile library can be rolled around the wards. Oh wow. This unique case was made by Florida Courier of the 77th Division, who, while an active

military service in France during World War was among the rescuers of the famous lost battalion. Oh, they were just calling it world war because they didn't know. Yeah. There's more coming guys. A door of it. You guys use the numerical system because... A war of it. Yeah, it's like when people are like Rocky one, you're like, that's just Rocky.

We didn't know we had four or five weird ones left. Oh my God. I mean, your heart is in the right place with a mobile library in a hospital, but this is before they believed that disease was spread through, you know, contact. So people are probably getting like TB and stuff like that and just like, boy, it's really going around.

Have you guys read this treasure island? Literally pulling shit up for asking and trimming the pages with our weapons. No, no, no, don't clean that hand. You want to keep that on there. Give yourself that good fighting immune system. It's herd immunity. There we are. At the CERNAR GALLERYS today, a slim attractive, smartly-gown woman was giving an exhibition of her paintings, but she wasn't enjoying it.

I wonder why. This is Madame Genneta Traini, one of the few women hermits in the world. What the fuck just What those two sentences feel so Yeah Yeah, right. Yeah, a lot of us were hiding from you Her adopted home is a sailboat on which she spends most of her time cruising about the Mediterranean. Oh my god.

This is incredible. Is that tell you to describe a hermit? That's not a hermit. That's just someone who lived in life. That's an incredible life and she's convinced people to feel sorry for her. This is genius. And woman who's not into husbandry. Go. Go. Go.

I she said I speak eight languages, but it only serves to show me the nonsense people speak in all of them. All right. All right. All right. Hermit lady. We get it. You speak your languages on his sailboat. Good Lord Madam Tranny frankly admits she's bored with people in general that she is already tired of her exhibition And that she wants to get back to her sailboat where she can be alone as quickly as possible So she's just fucking annoyed by idiots. Do you say, Fran Lieberwitz? I like that spirit.

And we were today, we would be like, oh, you mean van life? Oh, awesome. But everyone that is like, what are you crazy? Ancient gods put curse on Savant who opens children tomb of Chieftain. Oh, shit. I mean, is this in the science section? I hate for it.

This is like, this is a juicy one. This is at a Mexico City, ancient gods watching over the tombs of Mexican chieftains have cursed bewitched and doomed to death Alfonso Caso archaeologist who today uncovered four more skeletons from dusty tombs according to fierce stricken natives All right, so he's fucking he's fucking digging up graves of people and they're basically like trying to get him to stop Okay, you know there was this tradition of Europeans digging up mummies and eating them. Wait, now is this part of that or is that that end earlier? I did not know that. I have to look that up though. That's why they call mum mummy. That's where mum comes from.

They initially call them yummy's and then they realize... Yeah. He listened to that too. Oh, yummy! Hahaha. Oh, my God. I mean, is there anything like Egyptians would like? And that's actually everything we're not okay with right there to be quite honest with you.

Please stop that. Oh, this is good. A natives of Monta Almen, pure blood descendants, have raised a superstition that closely parallels the mysterious death chain that followed the opening of Tutan Tutan's gold line tomb in Egypt. Dr. Castle was to spend work this week, but plans to return to his excavations next on him. Meanwhile, the natives, odd by his temerity at opening a sacred tomb covered for five

centuries, predicted dire events. Wait, they were odd by it? Yeah. Yeah, odd's not the right word. Oh, oh, he's got it. Amazing. Oh, that is the, I guess colonialism doesn't seem so bad if you tell that you're something natives are odd by your. Yeah, that is a great, that is a great way to put it.

The Native Americans were odd by our ability to spread across this country they could be they they could handle our our smallpox blankets impressed i dare i dare i say a little impressed with our blankets well he lived till he was nineteen's and till nineteen seventy so sh sadly he didn't what did he die from then yeah well it's called the long game Dave uh the native say that the god zakia changed himself into a ferocious beast to watch over the tombs

and that when the next resting place is disturbed zakia will strike uh okay well it doesn't happen so that's well sat whatever anyway they're digging up the graves of't happen so that's well sad Whatever anyway, they're digging up the graves of indigenous people so that's cool. Yeah, you got to get in there The articles is it all yeah, they didn't seem to mind Chill about it. Yeah encouraging someone say Wishing they have all spaxial it horrified by the spirit

uh... what do you think they've one more uh... two we have to be quick bolder bull victorius in badger fight thank you for reading this one either way it might be the last one. Boulders first badger fight took place yesterday as the result of the enterprising

promotional activities of the Boulder City Police. Oh my God. This is their second Boulder story. Yeah, there's a Boulder connection for sure. It's a bad your fight. Did the cops put on the ring this correctly. Yeah, and everyone's like, wow, what geniuses? We're odd by you. What else you guys doing up in Boulder? Whatever keeps you off the streets officer. Widenly build throughout the River Camp in Boulder City, the Badger fight came off sharply at 430 in the afternoon as a

Prelude to the beef carnival last night. These are all Gareth's favorite things. Animal fights, beef carnival. A beef carnival is just, come on. Stop it. Oh, enthusiastic minors and unsuspecting officials gathered to learn who was to be honored by this latest perpetration of the old Nevada game. Who's winning the beef carnival? The machinations of the police department resulted in the crowd being made the

goat of the thrilling battle and various members of law enforcement bodies acquired quantities of cigars of questionable quality what the foxes happened did the police attack the crowd and then steal cigars i think it was it was it? What? Not the beef carnival. I think I think I think it was I think it was a way to get people to come. And then they went after illegal cigars. I don't it's a honeypot. It's a was it a honey pot operation, but with badger fights? It didn't take much to get people waiting in line for stamps.

The fairs, there's gonna be badger fights. They're just like, let's go. You gotta know what people like, you know? Yeah. They did their homework. Followed by a beef carnival, I'm there. It's, it's bulldo-rights. What else is gonna,

lure them? Yeah, good lord. And you know that party raged on until the wee hours. Royal mounted given orders to get insane man in wilds. The northwest today sent for of its most stalwart men into the semi-darkness of the Arctic night with orders to stay there until they find Albert Johnson or his body. Upon the expedition, depended the department's reputation of always getting its man for once before a squad of red-coats went inside the circle seeking Johnson, found him, fought

him, lost, and came back beaten. Wow. Who's John? Wait, this guy is... This isn't the't the Northwest territory. So this guy is out there and they want him. But oh, Johnson is said by police to be Bush crazy or insane from spending months alone in the Barren frozen country in Alaska. Right? Yeah. No North. so he's in a Northwest Canada. So he's way up and so right, yeah, alongside of it. So it's Bush crazy. Same last name as the Barcelona, right? The Johnson. Oh, yeah, that's it. Uh, he's gone insane for spending months alone in the

barren country, frozen country, where only bushes dot the vast expansive ice. He's wanted on the charge of attempting to murder Constable A. King, who entertained Colonel and Miss Charles Lindbergh when the American flyers were on their flight last year to the that a cop who entertained Nazi. That's what that's that's already the antifax. Johnson's history in the far North dates back to last fall when he came into our our archivic from Yukon with his pockets full gold and with no equipment except a pair of snow boots set out from the last outpost of civilization I'm on this guy's side. Yeah, it sounds like anyone.

Yeah, white. Yeah. Early in December, Indian trappers reported that Johnson was stealing their traps. No, what about now? Yeah. Like all heroes heroes they become complicated the first paragraph of it

uh... you read too much day that's the problem let us have a hero for god's sake king and consul mcdowell went out to question johnson when they approach his cabin eighty miles away miles away, oh Johnson open fire seriously wounded King McDowell placed King on a dog sled and raced back to Aclovic. A squad of eight men then went out after Johnson it took them four days to reach his cabin through a blizzard for 15 hours they battled the insane man. They even hurled dynamite bombs and blew off half the roof of his hut, which was built

on a hillside. Back of the cabin was a tunnel into which Johnson been treated when in, oh my god, this is fucking lambo. Oh my god. But he's got tunnels. I'm on a side. I'm off a side. I'm on a side.

I'm on a side. Oh my god. I'm on a side. I'm on a side. I'm on a side. The police finally had to give up the fight because they were freezing and their food was running low. Yeah. I love this guy. I mean, yeah, he's a flawed hero, but a hero. A few days later, the squad fought its way back to the cabin and approached, expecting

another burst of gunfire. None came. They entered. Johnson was gone. Nice. Four men returned today to academic foreothers. We're pushing their way further inside the Arctic Circle, little expecting to find Johnson alive, but determined to get him, even if dead. The four officers were supplied provisions enough to last until summer. They had orders not to come back until they succeeded. But Johnson's done for said one, all they'll get will be his body, but they'll get that. The temperature in the territory where Johnson is hunted is now below 38 degrees. Oh my god.

So this is a current ongoing at that point they had in cod jobs. Yeah. Yeah, but they're like, we got them. We'll get them. Yeah. Chappers and police agreed it was suicide for one man to try to exist there alone. The DB Cooper of the third. Seriously, this guy, I love this guy, a kind of, yeah. Anyway, that's our hero.

Wow, well, we have a hero at the end, which is all that matters. Lori, thank you so much for joining us. Thank you. Siskwoke, grief slut. Yeah. We're, I mean, comedy dynamics. Yeah, follow you. Yep. Well, I mean, I would love I would love to see

siswell grief slut streaming somewhere. That's easy. Okay. My hoping that a hate watch is a is a paid watch. Like I don't care if you if you're watching because you're angry at the word system broke, please. Yep. He he went 135 miles from his cabin. 33. I just I looked about on Wikipedia and then had a shootout with the cops at a river side because he couldn't go any further because he came to a river and he he was killed after being shot in the left side of the pelvis So did he? Yes Oh a Seriously, but that sounds like it wow Son take it. Wow. All right. Well, sorry, I did a rough day, but I found it. So there will stand on a make-be-reston ease. Yes. RIP A cab like you said. Well

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