The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 551 - Sinatra in Australia - live w/Becky Lucas
Episode Date: September 20, 2022Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine Frank Sinatra's 1974 tour of Australia Sources Tour Dates Redbubble Merch   Squarespace Mindbloom...
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here's what happened we did a show with the delightful Becky Lucas in was it
Sydney it was but it was like a weird me suburb or something yeah and it was
like yeah we were after the show it was one of those shows I don't know why we
didn't have the backup mics on but after the show I think I didn't bring three
alien too so we didn't have the backup mics and the guy who was helping us out
the what tour manager comes back and cuz so started a little late like a half
hour in yeah and we're like that's good but that's that's great so
fortunately fortunately that half hour was mostly us just messing around so
almost none of the podcast was missed yeah so it's like literally like four
sentences and then it kicks right in so okay so we're gonna redo the four
sentences so people understand yeah right that's correct now how did you know
that well I when you it's called the power of deduction I deduced I heard
what you were saying and I thought okay he what what he what we need to do is
just redo that part and yeah I'm proud let's get into it because it's a good
it's a good episode it is a good episode January 16th 1955 year of our Lord
head over to war good Frank Sinatra landed at a mascot airport in the
suburbs of Sydney Australia for a tour and if memory serves I said at this
point what the fuck Frank was on a bit of a comeback after being a huge you know
thing in the 40s things kind of fell off in the 50s his vocal cords hemorrhaged
at some point he was dropped by Columbia Records his marriage to Ava Gardner just
lasted two years much like ours has and it ended in 1953 he was very at this
point known for having affairs so what do you think got in the way of this
marriage any ideas or any theories or pitches for what what what do you think
the I mean so he's married for two years and she's just and he's having these
affairs what do you think do you think I guess my question is is there a
correlation between those in your opinion between Frank being like a fuckboy in
his marriage not working yeah I can't imagine that that would have any sort of
effect on a marriage right okay that's just that's called franking right yeah
it's called sinning nacha baby like I Frank your sister like that kind of
thing Jesus so movies kind of seem over I'm also at this point now the other
thing was Frank I'm over movies doesn't even matter I'm always done with me no
I'm done with movies I'm gonna bury movies in the desert baby so he has a
lot of mafia connections and they're written about his manager said Frank
didn't like this that this was being written about and and he thought he was
being a written about that way because he was Italian and the media had
anti-Italian views but it's one of those things where it is true so so it's true
and he's like why do people always think Italians are doing stuff with the
mafia that what Frank you're doing stuff with the mafia he's like yeah but they
don't know that they don't know for sure and so now we're gonna kick into the
live show that's where we enjoy Lucas and us live live dolloping three two
one let's go to that live broadcast baby
sure which I just feel like as if you wouldn't have loved being connected to
the mafia yeah no he it's so cool I think you what maybe it wasn't then I
don't really because now I think he wouldn't give a shit he'd be like yeah
I'm hanging out with the guys who cut off nipples or whatever I don't know what
they do Jimmy nip-taker yeah Frank said he only knew mob guys because they had
to deal with he had to deal with them because they own nightclubs and stuff
what do you want I'm gonna play some of the non-mafia spots they got terrible
acoustics baby he did not mention the mobsters are constantly fighting over
his attention and he was friends with Chicago boss Sam Giakana or that Joseph
and Charles Fischetti gave him gifts all the time there's Fischetti's Italian
Fischetti brothers what sort of gifts like fingers and nipples hey here's Bobby's
head or that he sang at the wedding boss of Philly mob boss Angel Bruno's
daughter or that the mob helped him get out of a contract in 1951 by putting a
gun in Tommy Dorsey's mouth you know what yeah you know what he can he can do
whatever I really feel like Frank can yeah he doesn't need this deal that's
fine let him do whatever let him play the field I've always wanted artists to
meet yeah I'm done so surprisingly Frank won an Oscar for 1953's from here to
maternity it was time for his comeback and with all this he did not like the
press because they wrote about all this shit and his womanized columnist Dorothy
kill Galen oh I don't have a picture of her well what you just showed us quite a
picture what just happened there well we'll get there I mean I can't wait
that is so much and I don't know what okay so she wrote about his lady adventures
in the late 40s so Frank nicknamed her the chinless wonder so I should have a
picture they compared her to a chipmunk and you wanted to show us the image so
we could all laugh at her and be like she is chip monkey didn't you yep you
prick and one time he sent her a tombstone to her house hey wow hey it's
just frankly Frank but it is a chipmunk so it's just two sticks at geno's on
sunset strip he got into a fistfight with New York columnist Lee Mortimer and
Mortimer said Frank had three heavies helping him the columnist had written
articles connecting Frank and Lucky Luciano and the fight started when
Frank called him a degenerate and then punched him that's a good way to
start a fight yeah that's a good that's a good inside classic kind of
beginning yeah Frank was arrested and Frank said quote I saw red I hit him
I'm all mixed up there you go fair in the end Frank had to write a public
apology and pay a settlement wow right a public apology is such a weak saying I'm
all mixed up is sort of the old-fashioned version of saying I'm having
mental health issues yeah right yeah I can't I'm all mixed up right now everything
is strange I saw red I didn't know what to do so I swung so I swung started
swinging at the red and then I sent that chipmunk a tombstone I don't know what
was happening I was all confused anyway this is my apology anyway still he's
Frank and a crowd of ten thousand mostly women greet him at the Sydney
Airport screaming in 1955 now we're pretty close to Chatswood knocking on
the door Frank gets off the plane he walked with his 14-year-old daughter
Nancy into the airport as cameraman took their pictures and he paused now and
then for screaming fans and then he went into a customs holding room sure where
he did a 45-minute press conference okay and they asked him why he disliked the
press and Frank said he didn't quote it's only a handful of them that I don't
get along with he then reached over and cocked the shut-over photographer who
had forgotten to do so just to like help him out hey buddy he missed so he's
playing trying to be like a nice guy to the press like I'm a sweetie he's had his
rut I didn't see any red today yeah let's do this I'm not such a bad guy don't
make me write another fucking letter to the public what's this guy doing up top
it's the blow-dark guy I will get you so after the interview he and Nancy get
into the cars and fans including an elderly woman climbed over the fence
was she like a fan what she was trying to get to him sexually yes you want to
have the fuck the Frank fuck yeah Frank Frank fuckers yeah Frank fuckers okay
you know okay she might have just wanted a ride you never know do you go to
Chatswood how far is Chatswood mr. driver what's everyone screaming about this is
how we used to get taxis oh dear so then they fly to Melbourne and in Melbourne
another 10,000 people are waiting at the airport Jesus okay so but he doesn't
have this draw on the states right now he's like no he does he does but it's
like fucking nuts for right okay we don't get many people coming yeah right
yeah no we were big fans of it yeah helps us a lot right it's all very
exciting for sure yeah no yeah no we had an old woman jump on our car when we
were leaving the airport but that was my mom yeah it was crazy she's and she
insisted we have you on and we listened yeah and she she is all mixed up when
her body hit the mmm all we saw was red yeah when that body the body that body
when that body hit the ground all I saw was red so in Melbourne the cheer when
he exits the plane the age quote the cheers started cheers as he quickly
walked down the gangway into the backseat of a closed hire car and drove
off they put him people went from cheering to yelling quote is this mug too
proud to show himself wow the crowd slowly dispersed quote very disgruntled
wow what do they expect they wanted a little a little like because he kind of
did that in Sydney a little bit he did it all yeah he ignored it all right I
did my bid I fucking talked to the press I talked to the other people in the
other city that counts I'm done saying hi to Australians so he's totally avoiding
the press in Melbourne and he later apologizes and said he had to go
straight to rehearsal with his band sure and he was chased into the rehearsal
like they literally chase him down wait from the airport but then it gets to
know cuz it yeah I mean it's like a 40 minute drive to Tullamarine Airport run
the whole way so he later he's like I had to rehearse with the band I just had
to get there so the two that tour is a huge success and he sets up new dates
in 1957 on a return tour no Adelaide it's weird it's a super weird I don't get
the audience is what's going on they enjoy the first half of the set list and then they die
then I don't hear a peep I could hear those Australian pins dropping baby so in
1957 he is getting on board the Qantas flight in Honolulu to Sydney when he
learns his musical director does not have a sleeping birth what is that what
do you think they're gonna have my baby in my sleep it's like a water birth but
I'm passed out I choose a sleeping birth and Frank was really annoyed at that
yeah he believes in that yeah you gotta be awake baby where I come from all
babies happen in the air yeah that's how you get angels sky babies I'm only
having sky kids he's a sky baby so I think it's just like a bunk kind of all
right yeah sleeping sure okay so that's yeah I'm glad they got rid of that it's
not a good name yeah like a gurney mm-hmm gurney's much better mm-hmm so the fact
that his musical director's not a sleeping breath Frank just fucking lose this
is bullshit and he books flights back to LA for the entire crew and they offer
him sleeping births on another plane but Frank is not having no too late he's
done he just blows off the tour I'm not doing it she's got nowhere to sleep this
is crazy we've got a bunch of sleeping births in here bullshit don't come
crawling back with your sleeping births I said no if he needs them off you're
back on his side he's getting disrespected that's true it really is he
needs a guy with a gun yeah yeah so the tour doesn't happen and the Sydney
morning Herald responds with an article titled quote hothead Sinatra the angry
voice wow and just rips him a new one the the article list all the fights he
had been in all of his divorces his ugly run-ins with the press quote his
reputation with women is that he drops his girlfriends like he drops contracts
ooh so gently like onto a death yeah there you go I signed up for you yeah the
age wrote quote some may feel that there have been too many of these American
visiting entertainers stay out yeah you come in here you come in here you give
me a gig I appreciate it yeah I can't stop talking like that I know it's a
very hard I just want to sing everything so I'm trying to like the angry voice
okay some may feel that there have been too many of these American visiting
entertainers importing a culture which can only flourish at the level of
emotional violence and mindless hysteria wow I love how they're like
everyone from America's Frank Sinatra I mean they all have mob connections they
are right and really emotional violence and mindless hysteria he's never been a
greater description of America I mean but not not all of them but they're just
describing our culture not every person who's coming in they're describing our
culture okay that's what our cult well I don't think that's fair at all not the
America I love would you say that you're hysterical about it I'm not not
hysterical you seem emotional I'm seeing some red I'm seeing a little red I'll
tell you what they didn't have a sky birth on our flight either now that I'm
thinking about it I don't know why we made the goddamn trip you see a sky birth
that's right I still I think we flew on a still birth no keep going keep going
with this route I think I think it can end well I think so too I think we're
finding it I think we're right near it so Frank has to pay 33 33 yeah 33,000
pounds for pulling out I know we shouldn't have gone for it but we did
and that's okay you know it's it felt strange to pull out usually I scream and
do it in he returned for another tour in March 1959 and this time he had to leave
a rented flat after the owner demanded the quote laricans leave wait what the
owner of the flat he was staying and called him a larkin and told him to get
out and what if there's a listener doesn't know what a larkin is do you
want to tell them well they they have like a sort of like a mythical idea of
what a larkin is like a larkin or like street youths who are like badass and
doing stuff in reality they were gang members rapists and awful human beings
that are really hard to do a dollop on because you start reading a going wow
there's a lot of rape going on I don't need the I don't need the I don't need
they don't need the answer anymore they miss the stillbirth part that's where
they're at so and a nobody got into it with a reporter quote miss quote me kid
and you're dead with me in fact I'll suck you in the jaw I'll suck you or suck you
yeah different I'll suck your jaw yeah get over here there was a graph of his
happiness yeah I thought you're gonna suck me that's right I'll suck your jaw
right off you've been Sinatra look at this guy I dislocated his jaw like a
boa constrictor suck them right in the job a big kiss yeah that's right so he
comes back in 1961 so this time he else he holds an impromptu press conference
he's very nice to the press but he leaves Melbourne completely off the
tour that's I mean that's awesome yeah that's funny and he does I'm doing
Adelaide three times motherfucker this is a direct slight come see me in Darwin he
does four shows in Sydney now a couple years after this tour he completely
stops talking to the press nice Frank always made his own problems and then he
get mad at the press for reporting on it he married Mia Farrow oh wow I didn't
know that happened a child I mean how old I think she's 19 oh my god that's so
fucking weird wow it's she oh wow and then she's like what do you know I know
yeah she's like finally Woody yeah you're so balanced my last boyfriend was a
bit of a creep he had not like me I'm gonna fuck your daughter don't worry I
don't know I didn't know that was a thing first I've heard of it sir quite an
accusation you're casting there so she's 30 years younger than him it only last
two years for some reason thank God so for some reason when you're 50 and you
marry a 20 year old that you don't have a lot to talk about yeah I wonder yeah they
they always like to say that they're an old soul though yeah you keep finding
old souls in young 19 year old body I'm so lucky she's possessed by an old soul
again but she ain't got that old soul body you know what I'm saying hey two
three four old soul young body young body you're checking both my boxes lately
now
so he she didn't want to give up her career and he wanted her to give up you're
done you're 20 quit what more do you have to do you done it all trust me
there's nothing left you stay at home now you're working for me baby yeah he
wanted her to be a housewife you're a housewife quit you had a good run then
he demanded she drop out of rosemary's baby come on it's crap nobody will
remember that one three quarters of the way into filming they'll figure it out
they can fix it in post give it up already I need some cookies less less
rosemary's baby more rosemary lemon garlic yeah some time huh and make me a
baby and thank you baby come on two three four I'm the child in the
relationship when she wouldn't he ended up serving her divorce papers on the set
of rosemary's baby there you go who's the baby now he signed with a crayon that's
right signed flanky at the sans casino in 1967 he had his credit cut off after
he lost $200,000 I'm hot huh this fall at a weekend of verbally attacking the
hotel management the workers and security and then after he got caught off he
lost his shit and he flipped over a table wow and the VP of the sans hotel
punched Frank in the face oh I'm gonna suck his jaw you know he's a relatable
king I love him yeah yeah it's very validating if you cut him off though and
you're like probably a good thing we did that seems like he's got a bit of a problem
Frank got a bloody nose and lost two front teeth I lost all the money and my
two front teeth he was no longer in business with Caesar's Palace but he
could record a Christmas album with the song all I want for Christmas is my two
front teeth like that chipmunk in 1972 Frank left the Democratic Party and
supported Richard Nixon our sexiest president thank you Frank he was put in
charge of Nixon's inauguration oh he's saying a Nixon song what yes and I
should did a song for Nixon's campaign it's like oh god Nixon now more than ever
Nixon now more than ever more than ever we need Nixon now it's true I'm not I know
very little but I know like once every like eight episodes I have a fact it's
also just like you've sung so many fake songs when a female Washington post
reporter asked Frank about his mafia connections Frank complained loudly
about quote the stench of Miss Cheshire and then stuffed two dollar bills in
her drink and said quote you've been laying around you've been laying down
for two dollars all your life oh my god putting two dollars at someone's drink
is like fuck like that I don't I mean I what he said is horrible but that's just
like this guy's like a murderer yeah there you go totally um there's your
garnish he knows how to treat the ladies so papers across the country cover his
misogynist tantrum but Frank refuses to apologize to her I gave her two dollars
what's everyone angry about haven't you ever had a rum and deuce it's also like
I mean he's a misogynist but it's also like he treats everyone like shit yeah
like it feels like it's not purely it's like he target like he's gonna whatever
a vulnerability is you're a lady you don't deserve to be here yes like
whoever's in front of him that's who he means yeah and that's why we have to
respect him absolutely that's why he's a great American classic American he
refused to stop he refused to apologize to her and keeps talking about it on
stage during shows this lady she freaked out when I put money in a cocktail but
saying he overpaid her I overpaid her I should have given her a dollar
wow what a weirdo and now he also imagine like owning that moment you know
what I mean like it'd be like you want to forget about that but he's like
bringing it up on stage I put two dollars in this lady's drink and she
freaked out what's with you people he's making up for the wage gap that's
right that's actually a feminist guy that's why we have a lady on the show
yeah these insights that we as two guys aren't gonna make it's true that's the
only reason if I had two dollars I'd put it in your beer and I would put a
dollar in he also the godfather has been written and they're gonna be turning
into a movie and he wants to be in the godfather but he at the same time hates
Mario Puzo the author for putting we got to kick him off the project he can't
have written this thing for putting the lounge singer character Johnny Fontaine
in the book oh yeah okay right which people which people all assume is based
on Snotch right yeah and when Puzo and Frank are introduced at a restaurant
Frank says I don't want to meet him that makes an introduction kind of shitty
I'm in the process of meeting you I don't want to meet him my hands out I'm
not interested in meeting that guy I'm passing Puzo stand behind him and Frank
sit at a table and then Puzo says I didn't want to meet I didn't want to
meet you in the first place behind him and then Frank loses his shit you didn't
want to meet me I don't want to be drew your piece of shit give me a drink I'm
putting a meatball in it you're gonna meet me you son of a bitch whether you
like it or not and then he called Puzo a pimp and starts threatening to beat the
shit out of him I'll kill you and the whole time he never looks up from his
plate oh wow that is I mean this is like some
psychotic shit yeah Puzo said quote I remember him saying if it wasn't that I
was so much older than he he would beat the hell out of me Frank was older too
oh my god that's a great burn that is great you're too old for me to beat up
you're older than me get out of here I don't want to meet you fuck is with this
guy someone put money in his drink so I'm 25 I'm older than me a feral by a
year so his things are not going well for Frank and he needs money and so he
decides to return to Australia nice and he hasn't been here in 13 hey Melbourne
five shows baby I forgive you baby who loves you it's 1974 it's part of his 70
Sinatra is real weird-looking yeah the Australian press is very excited the
tour sells out immediately two shows in Melbourne three in Sydney I love that he
went back to Maui he's like money baby I need money and drink money I lost two
million dollars with drink tipping every lady I saw every lady I saw got to sir
don't help so Frank stops first the tour goes to Japan and the morning hell
wrote that he couldn't make a helicopter in Japan because of weather so he hopped
on board a quote grimy electric commuter train that didn't even have a first
class section the paper described every single thing he was doing all the way
down to eating a pre-show boat of Minestrone soup oh what a weird
show hey can I just have a hot bowl of soup yeah I'll be out there in five
minutes just let me finish my soup whoa that's right nothing like broth and
beans before old blue eyes does a show let's party put my dye dye on and I'll
go out there hopefully I only wanted it on stage tonight that's right died I
means diaper my nappy baby two three four I'm just wanting don't worry about
two the morning hell writes quote a white roll Rolls Royce a luxury yacht and
security tighter than for a royal tour are just some of the comforts waiting for
Frank Sinatra when he arrives in Sydney nice so the promoter that's Robert
Raymond he says he says Frank is not gonna talk to the press no interviews no
press conference he has not given an interview at this point in 12 years oh
wow so he's totally shut out the press he's fucking this guy's awesome he now
absolutely hates the scandals nature of the press they're always discussing who
he's having sex with his mob connections and Becky's put like the stuff he's
doing he's like that's bullshit you don't know about the backstage soup stuff
you never read about that it's all the better way because whacked so sorry so
this guy is um this is a Sydney promoter yeah yeah yeah I mean of course
yeah I'm sorry so Ramis promised that Frank would quote at least smile at the
press I've got him to agree to a smile but he has been told by his publicity
person quote whatever you do you have to make sure he talks to the press because
she knew if Frank didn't the Australian press would treat him as hostile right
yeah but then if you haven't talked to the press he's gonna be hostile kind of
tough either way honestly a little bit so he flies into Sydney on a private jet
on July 1st 1974 yeah the age reported he did not smile upon landing at the
airport quote Sydney turned on a bright sun shining day for Frank's not just
arrival but the best the famous singer could manage in reply was a scowl nice
he didn't talk to anyone got straight into his Rolls Royce and drove off with
six limos following carrying the rest of his entourage wow that is a lot it's
probably just cocaine for that promoter who's riding in the other cars I don't
worry Frank so Australian press is not about to take Frank's immediate
rejection they chased him in their cars wherever I like how they're like he
doesn't like us let's harass the fuck out of him in 1974 the Boulevard was the
only world-class hotel in Sydney and when they arrived there the press is
everywhere so he has to duck through a laundry entrance in the back he but buys
out the entire 23rd floor so no one can get off the elevator on it he wanted a
kitchen hey how did this guy go broke he wanted a kitchen is in his hotel room
so the hotel had one installed I like pasta that's right what about a hot
plate I like pasta built a kitchen yeah I mean that is a bold rider this is
Frank Santaraj there's person about a five musicians Barbara Marx the ex-wife
of Zepo wow his soon-to-be fourth wife wow lifelong friend and personal
bar to guard Gilly or Rizzo Lane shotgun Britain was also with them Britain
was 70 balding cigar smoking and he had a red satin jacket with shotgun on the
back hey I'm a fucking idiot I'm America the person and also Milton Mickey
Rudin Frank's lawyer and manager when the afternoon he's so tired because I
have to do all his wedding contracts I just finished this one I'm married a
different broad oh my god Frank my hand is killing me when the afternoon papers
arrived on page three was a story about Frank's mafia connections and photos of
the women he'd had a relationships with under the headline Sinatra's moles
malls malls malls and what it that's just like broads yeah like his side piece
sort of like how you're casually saying broads in your own voice but mall is
kind of like like it's you know it's like all your maul like adventure a bit
dirty oh so they're like his dirty women they're a little dirty things to live
in the ground that you fuck yeah you've never you've never seen one on your
travels people keep telling me to go over near like they'll be like go over
that hole in the park and wait Richard come out and just fuck it but I don't
really get like I think you're mixing I think you're mixing I don't think it's
the same it's not it's like all your maul it's like a woman that's like out and
she wants to fuck and like so loose woman yeah loose woman yeah that's kind
yeah all right all right you know yeah it's it's derogatory but it's been
reclaimed okay I would I would say yeah yeah like I am all yeah depends what
circles you run in I guess so either way malls have dirty holes yeah okay yeah
and their pussies are gross too
oh shit I could I could tell that one was you're like I'm gonna do it I hesitate
for a second so after this story comes out Frank is fucking livid reporters keep
trying to get on the 23rd floor but he has security kicking him off he stays in
the hotel for two days and the press is just writing negative stories because he
won't fucking talk to them so they're filling the void with just garbage yeah
it does seem like it would like he could talk to them and that would help he
could have done a press conference right or just like one interview and then you
know yeah so Frank heads for a mascot airport on day three and the press
chases him down the highway it turns into a high-speed car chase all the way to
the airport I like to picture the old woman still on the car so the plan is
to land in Melbourne go straight to the festival theater and rehearse now
journalist gail Jarvis who is working for current affairs she knew she'd have
no access so she said quote we were looking for ways to come up with stories
about Sinatra to satisfy the viewing public which that's not yeah that is not
like yeah that's not journalism that's not what the viewing the viewing public
is not like how many people is he fucked today well yeah so she and her crew
come up with a plan and they get the driver of Frank's car on board so gail
gets a car that is exactly the same as the car in Frank's entourage this is
crazy and she puts on a fur coat and a big pair of sunglasses and puffs out her
hair to look like Frank's girlfriend I'm your wife I thought so get over here
baby all right how long we've been together exactly I love you whatever your
name is come here you how about a jaw suck and and so they wait outside the
gates of the airport and when Frank's car goes by the driver gives them a
signal and then they slip right in behind Frank's car so they drive 160
kilometers per hour as reporters are fucking following me entourage and
gail and her crew are inside the police escort and and both cars want to turn
when they get near the theater and gail makes it into a private lot but then
Frank's driver gets confused because her car goes in first a weird move power
moves ends up stopping in the front of the theater okay wow and Frank's like
fucking live it I don't go to the front what are you doing right and he so he
has to get out of his car and sprint up a footpath sprint like two miles and he
was like Frank you ain't moved I'm hustling baby then minister he got
whoo oh my heartburn it's coming up the wrong pipe so he gets into into the
theater finally and but he's just fucking pissed uh-huh and after Frank
Sinatra yeah after rehearsal a new color for him there's another chase to the
hotel uh-huh Raymond quote at the front of the hotel lots of cameras and press
people all wart all waiting sort of like piranha gail said it wasn't as bad as
what you see from paparazzi today nice cool she's like we just started this we
weren't there at the end so hotel security keeps the press out of the lobby
and Frank security keeps him off his floor so the media are outside waiting
for Frank who's gonna go to a show soon mm-hmm and then he comes out and is
shoving and pushing between reporters and his press is security guys and
reporter says Jillie starts punching photographers Jillie's she's got the wig
we know the guy bodyguard okay all the two-eyed yep right okay why are the two-eyed guy we know
Jillie he's got both eyes old two eyes Frank's men say okay Frank's men say
they're being punched by reporters one reporter has cuts to her face so they
get to festival hall and the show goes on it must now Frank always did a little
monologue oh god after the first two songs yeah we've been having a marvelous
time being chased around the country for the three days
we have a name in the states for their counterparts they called parasites because
they take and take and take and never give absolutely never give I don't care
what you think about anybody press in the world I say they're bums and they're
always gonna be bums every one of them
it's the scandal man that really bugs you drive you crazy it's two-bit type
work that they do they're pimps they're just crazy you know and the hookers the
broads who work in the press are the hookers of the press need I explain that
to you I might off from a buck and a half I'm not sure I once gave a chicken
Washington $2 and I overpaid her I found out if it stopped when I was 17 so that
wow I mean that like vamp like for vamping you're like this guy's got some
there were two songs in these fucking parasites let me tell you about these
pieces of shit and then I'll do the rest of the songs but these people are
fucking clown garbage and the whores unbelievable about the fucking whores
anyway anyway hit it boys lady luck
wow now it's just not that would not be I like other lack they're long camp
uncomfortably laughing they're like super Trumpy like with the like he
continues to bring up stuff it's just like just let it go I gave a $2 and I
overpaid her yeah it's like when you said something funny and then you go back
to it yeah right yeah to him he's like I got this down I got Minestrone's strength
I'm in a strong so now the press is really mad why and after the show the
furious press is writing for him outside the hotel and they want answers for his
comments well yeah we understand your role we want to know what you meant I
told you I'm not talking to you well now you have something to answer to that's
not how this works now we have real questions so Frank goes around a side
entrance where a couple of camera men are waiting and Frank's security jumps out
puts one into a headlock another security guide tried to rip the camera out of
a guy's hands one cameraman said he could hardly breathe in the headlock
they're like how did you see both of us coming yeah get the lights going they're
really good I don't know what they had it they've done their homework
Julie you blew it Jillie's the best I told you I could spot two of them no
problem there's the one over there and then that guy too the fight ends up
leaving both camera with cuts and bruises on their faces one of Frank's
bodyguard reportedly wrapped an electric cord around a cameraman's throat and
warned quote things are gonna get physical what yeah that's not that's the
wrong order that's the wrong order you don't shoot a guy and be like I'm gonna
kill you but Julie did I do that right you did great the only note is the
threat comes before the act all right yeah you don't choke him and then let
him know you're gonna choke him right right okay it's cool he's dead but we'll
figure it out so it's July 10th and the papers really go hard after friend now
no one actually knows what he said we this this what I played we they found
later all right so they just now you can imagine what the press is writing right
because they're taking what he said and blowing it up he said some shit we
didn't say good stuff yeah they're I'm sure they're making it right so papers
go nuts in the morning now Australia is offended and finally we found the line
in Australia times have changed a bit and Frank hasn't so women are going to
university they're getting professional jobs are working in public life they're
challenging the sexist social attitudes they're doing what we call meal
feraling and I don't love it baby they're demanding abortion and shit child care
equal all his bullshit have a skyburn what's wrong with you come on
enough's enough keep it you gotta keep it that's the way it is it's part of
God's plan you keep it partial bull the cord a right so he's like a fucking
Nixon guy right and so people are just not happy with these comments the
Victorian police said Frank's bodyguards had no right whatsoever to punch and
attack the security what a crazy thing to say now Union Union men from the
Australian Journalist Association Rick Hill said quote this is just not done
in Australia the mafia might be able to do it in the United States but it
certainly doesn't happen in Australia we just won't tolerate it happening to
them and that's the end of it's amazing that America's like he's Frank Sinatra
so you can let him do it yeah I gotta say I'm kind of like the press does
suck you know you're annoying and they're being they're handing him yeah I
mean yeah I'm kind of on I mean I'm not on his side with other stuff they wrap
the electrical cord around the camera yeah it's I don't know if we found the
hero just yet I think now we have a hero because the unions oh put a black
ban on Frank so a black ban is when a union puts out a decree that no one
going will go near a job or a person and in this case that's Frank so the
Australian theatrical and amusement employees Association announced their
employees would refuse to provide lighting staging and backing musicians on
his tour wow and the waiters union cut off Frank's room service what Papa needs
his soup what the hell are they talking about no unionist in the country would
do anything for Frank Sinatra fucking amazing oh man it had never been done
to a person before that's how bad he is like seriously we are banning you what
and the unions all they asked for was an apology so unionism at this time is on
which is an easy thing for Frank to do very he's done it before he has done it
before he did it to the it's very easy for him yes he loves apologies absolutely
I'm sorry you should go fuck yourself I'm sorry you're a bunch of idiots now come on
give me that soup I'm sorry that your neck was hurt when I've wrapped the
cord around like I'm sorry you're allergic to electrical cords who knew
sometimes I just count and there's no this one's called 234 234 234 five is
next take that cord around you next so unionism is having a big upswing there
was a general strike in 1969 that led to rebound and union memberships women
became a part of it or joining unions about half the workers earning union so
when they want to shut something down they can't and so no one's gonna say
I think we got rid of those yeah no one's gonna service his room no one's
gonna work the lifts the hotel no food I gotta take the stairs you've seen the
suits I wear you've seen this soups and my suits suits and suits suits and
soups soup and stairs equals diarrhea I wrote a song do you guys like it soup
and stairs equals diarrhea it's about this afternoon and he couldn't fuel his
plane well that's a bit of an issue oh no car would take him anywhere oh my god
this is amazing promoter Reynolds quote we were trapped everybody was worried
where this is leading to and what was gonna happen next Frank's gonna kill you
all so sorry just one quick thing there's a comedy club in Kings Cross it's
run by this I guess I shouldn't say it on stage but sure the guy has drug and
alcohol issues but he's a real character and it's his tiny tiny little bar
hold on yeah a guy with drug issues is a character yeah is that the guy from
earlier I mean it sucks when someone has drug and alcohol addiction and they're
boring don't see enough of that he does my taxes but it's a tiny little bar and
it's a great little club you go down these stairs and probably only six seats
about 50 people and when all the unions and no one would let him perform this
was like on his trip he performed in this Kings Cross venue this tiny little
venue yeah like this one guy let him play so he played like a bunch of shows
in Sydney illegally or not illegally but like these little kind of off-broadway
shows right in this 50 seater wow which is pretty cool yeah you know it would
have been cool to catch Sinatra in a 50 seater yeah come on don't pretend you
suddenly saw you know he's fucking he's great oh yeah he's a great singer okay
his later stuff they all hate Sinatra suddenly yeah no you're canceling him
that'll hurt him so Frank isn't just stuck in the hotel he can't leave the
country right so he's just his remaining concerts are cancelled wow and now his
fans are pissed and the Australian Journalist Association put together a
proposal that he apologized for statements and personally apologized to the
cameraman who quote were taken on by his bullies last night the transport workers
union came out and told reporters they were supporting the reporters union and
if Frank's apology work for them then everyone could move on man that is so
fucking great because the bigger it builds up less you want to say sorry
yeah I would say for him to like I'll show him I don't need anyone like it
would just carry me on your back sorry Frank I actually joined a union too what
yeah the bodyguard join you yeah they have me paperwork the fuck are you
talking about he joined two unions take I want for wall eyes and one for body
guards but nobody tells Frank Sinatra no this is not like they have well he
can't his yeah can't fucking handle his hotel he's just like the fuck what do
you mean I can't get food I want to go home what do you mean I can't go home I
want to go walking what do you mean I can't go walking oh my god who can I
smack about nobody Frank the slapping unions is also against you the fuck
I'm gonna kill someone you probably can't the cops is against you too oh my
god tell me that I still got big soup Frank they ain't gonna make you no more
soap need a I'm gonna stop out here gilly so Frank tells his lawyer quote get
Hank on the phone give me hankie he was of course talking about Hank Sinatra
Henry Kissinger shut the fuck up thank what's going on baby you're gonna bomb
Australia Henry okay how do you need it when do you want to buy let me talk to
Nixon crazy he's not doing great it's not my old buddy Frank so he calls the
Secretary of State of United States maybe the worst human being alive who so
they get Kissinger on the phone and they explained to him the situation that
sounds crazy Frankie and he's like yeah I mean he doesn't give many he's not like
I don't know what I can do really we've already ruined a bunch of other places
people are fucking pissed but so then Frank is team start talking about getting
Jimmy Hoffa involved oh my god who's shittier than Kissinger unbelievable and
what and he's is he trying to just go home no he well he wants revenge he wants
oh boy Hoffa to black band Qantas in other in the states so he's calling for an
airline to be banned because of all the people banning him yeah this might sound
like a big favor but we got to be done with Qantas domestically sorry what's
going on Frank I don't know we got to figure something out I can't get soup
Jimmy you understand they won't give me soup I can't walk I'm taking the stairs
we got to stop Qantas from traveling 234 fuck this shit fuck this shit 234 he
also wanted to ask Hoffa to get US truck drivers to refuse to handle any
Australian goods exported to the United States look I'm just I'm begging you for
an embargo okay nothing big I'm saying fuck the digery do all right we're done
it's a digery don't baby 234 shut them all down come on what else are they sent
to us look if you say no I gotta call Hitler and he's dead come on baby they
hate pricks here for some reason they discussed calling the admiral of a US
aircraft carrier in Japan to ask for a helicopter a military helicopter to come
pick him up from the roof of the hotel I mean I mean he did covers mostly yeah
I mean he's like just say you're fucking sorry look I fucked up sorry I've had ex-boyfriends
who've been even worse and apologize I mean when I was younger I was pretty much
like this union leaders then meet with Frank's tour manager to discuss oh good
that'll go well an apology discuss an apology we need to record an apology but
the union leaders were told they had to apologize to Frank I don't think you've
been listening to our demands Frank's willing to negotiate with you you
apologize and then he'll stop being angry to bullshit no Australia doesn't have a
great history with apologies you know so it's amazing what they're doing with
this anyway but the hypocrisy and that's what I'm angry at you know yeah it is
amazing for an American to be demanding an apology from an Australian just like
we also not big it's actually amazing for us to be demanding I mean it's
pretty classic the Native Americans got to say sorry to us come on baby they were
rude when we took everything enough's enough we give and we take and take and
take but it's just I mean you know not to get serious but it does show you the
way the press whips us up into these things to do with their own you know
there's all these awful things happening and they're like oh this is the one
thing we care about or whatever you created all of this right suddenly care
yeah whatever yeah yeah just say Ukraine Frank so Frank's like Frank says
he's never apologized in his life he's not gonna start now what a crazy what a
crazy fucking thing that's not what I do I'm allergic to sorry the PR manager
COVID the PR manager of the hotel is friends with Tony Whitlam son of
Labor Minister Goff Whitlam so Tony Whitlam agrees to intervene on Frank's
behalf but then the PM called and said only Bob Hawke could get the band lifted
then get me the AM Bob Hawke he was also a woman abuser but anyway
people don't want to acknowledge that well any any any work well well yeah he
did have a little bit of a friendly relationship with the CIA anyway so he's
the president of the Atlantic Council of Trading Unions and would go on to
become Prime Minister in 1983 feminists hated Bob because once on a TV show he
felt the shoulder of a feminist to see if she was wearing a bra oh my god by the
way feeling the she like there yes nothing you might if I get involved right
yeah what I know what you're saying is you reach around yeah but I was fine I
think you're okay yeah it's fine I don't want to talk about it it was weird
when you found out I was for my back yeah my back hurts yeah it makes sense
thank you when you described it it made sense yeah thank you yeah because you're
like it had to be lacy feel about well yeah medically speaking I need a lacy yes
lacy Garmin yeah thank you and when you described it yes and the rest yes of
course just makes me feel comfy yeah what's up dude you good and pretty I'm
just listening okay taking in so anyway the cool guy put your pocket a cool guy
felt the woman's shoulder to see if she had a bra yeah right a lot of people said
hawk was the second most powerful man in Australia because he was president of the
unions and he believed there was more he believed there was support from the
Australian people for the stance that had been taken against Frank Australia is
pretty conservative from a social standpoint and an American singer calling
women journalists whores and then having his bodyguards attacking the press
didn't really go over well hmm hawk quote that's not the Australian way of
doing things I mean it is but you know let's pretend like it's not though the
media was getting death threats at this point from Sinatra's fans Jesus one man
called Chenanine and said if they went to festival hall that night they'd quote
hear a big bang like the drums yeah that's pretty wow for his part Frank but
out of press release requesting an apology from the press what is it why
he's he like it's not only that he can't apologize he's doing that thing where
he's doubling down yeah and like it's not being very effective but he's still
like I will die here yeah I'm out of my fucking mind this is called the hill I
die on two three four he said in the letter that he'd gotten from reporters
quote 15 years of shit but not these reporters yeah like you don't just get
to paint a broad brush you will a lot of reporters are shit it's just some art
he's a drama he's a drama he created himself yeah I mean it is just like I
get do a fucking interview yeah you don't want to get things back on track but
as an entertainer you gotta gotta fucking do that stupid thing no but it's
that he's like can we get a military helicopter to get me out of the hotel
kissing you won't return my calls let's do both come on we're blowing parts up
baby how about Adelaide trust me it's fine no one will know if we didn't have
Adelaide we wouldn't have the murder podcast that we have okay that's true
we need Adelaide that is fair that is all my two crime heads yeah I take a
vacation they're once a year to kill sorry but now if they realized and they
talked to the pilot or whatever and they realized they had enough fuel in his
jet to get to see my god okay so he's like finally we got an escape route to
stop all this Australian bullshit we're gonna go to Sydney Australia that'll
show them all right Frank Sidney's also in Australia son of a bitch two three
four so they leave the Southern Cross Hotel and head for the Melbourne Airport
it's my favorite thing let's go let's just live in the air for a while the
torpor motor and through the torpor motor yeah oh yeah that guy's like man I
just wanted some cocaine money so he the torpor motor through the torpor motor
he sets up and for Bob Hawk to have a meeting with Frank at the airport to
finally have some sort of discussion okay and such a it's so much drama when
Hawk arrives Frank has already I flew here oh Frank has already gotten on his
plane and is ready to take off against air air controllers orders air
controller the air control saying do not fly another union against me now we're
actually not that's not what we're doing nice try nobody says no to old blue
eyes now let's get in the sky a plane is coming in fuck it Sammy Davis Jr. said
the same thing tell him to get out of the sky
Frank said he's not waiting anymore and orders the plane to take off and the
plane takes off that's not how it works mr. Sinatra you're clear for takeoff so
now he's upset Bob Hawk the press describes it as a snub and said Frank
left in a huff me never but Hawk also knows Frank isn't going anywhere because
no one in Sydney is gonna refuel his plane once it gets there yeah he I mean
this is the there's no plan he's just like none he's kind of trying to save
some face but I mean it's just he's like maybe it's better in Sydney they're
richer they're right tell me they don't have Australians in that other
Australian city so Hawk just calmly books a flight to Sydney and flies to
Sydney now at this point it's international news and reporters are
flying in from all over the world I mean again just fucking say you're sorry now
international press my war against the press is going real well there's more
of them good move Frankie he's gone on for so long I just want him to keep going
now absolutely it's frustrating but yeah I definitely want the numbers to keep
I hope he never says sorry I hope it has with them like an anti Sinatra paper
like finally we got him right where we want him we found the guy who let me
get on his back while he tries to swim home ah guess who didn't say sorry suckers
it's it's the loft on the top of Frank's Sydney hotel is packed with hundreds
of journalists it's front page news across the world picket lines start
forming around the hotel of people supporting Frank holding signs that say
please don't apologize you are right it's just like Frank please please don't
apologize don't worry you call them whores what else could it be that's
that's what Twitter used to be that is so fucking true it is these are like the
yeah tweets in the air favorite baby retweet he just throws him in a
journey boom there you go have a noodle so Frank refuses he's not gonna be with
the press he sends his attorney out Mickey Rudin to talk to the media at a
huge press conference okay wow so at the press conference Mickey continues to
say Frank would not apologize and he had nothing to apologize Frank has done
nothing wrong the problem Australians just don't know how Frank is that's the
problem when a reporter asked him that Frank wouldn't apologize under any
circumstances Mickey said quote for what what did he do besides create an
international incident what's the problem now no one had actually heard
what Frank had said so right so it's still kind of hearsay yeah right just the
people at the show and then of course they embellish and because they just
heard it on a whim it didn't probably think about it right he's just riffing
with this fun terms so radio stations start asking are there any bootleggers
out there with recordings in the show oh my god but instead of going to the
radio the bootleggers go to the hotel and offer the tapes to Frank wow
yeah for their fans yeah like Frank you shouldn't apologize you're right here
the terrible things you said yes you're a hundred percent right imagine if the
press got a hold of this what a nightmare don't not apologize you're
totally right well so Mickey reads a transcript which again is calling female
reporters hookers and that nothing I mean as far as Frank goes this is pretty
vanilla I've heard this one before this is one of the lighter ones he must have
been in a good mood he probably just had that soup grin he was high on
metastromia again so the press conference ends up changing absolutely
nothing the unions are not backing down and Bob hawk is more upset by Frank's
goons attacking the press than what was said okay so but he still doesn't know
fully what was said no well now that they have the transcript okay kind of no
okay at some point Frank and his team most have realized that hawk is the
only guy that can get him out of this hawk said quote or Frank but they're
like that's not gonna happen all right I'll give it a shot I'm swore yeah yeah
I mean he is he's like that sees like Fonzie yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry
you're bullshit I can't they read a point where they started to realize they
had a bit of a problem finally so he makes it clear to Frank's people that it
could be resolved through negotiation so meeting is set up to apologize and hawk
goes to the presidential suite so there he's in the hotel mob by prayer it's a
fucking guy said something on stage yeah and he won't apologize like the whole
fucking world is like what's going on Qantas will still be flying to America
Frank will not apologize and we just bombed Vietnam has been bombed that's
right Frank this one is in your own so meeting is set up and he goes to the
presidential suite right so Sinatra does not come out to meet Hawke
this guy is unbelievable I mean it's got to be like a Psyop I reckon it's
got to be some kind of CIA Psyop I mean it's crazy would they create creating a
distraction well something like honestly something else bigger in the world was
happening right back and looked at it right yeah like a bunch of money was
laundered through banks or something it's weird that his relationships never
worked out he seems like he's pretty easy to get along with so in his suite
he doesn't come out and he has Mickey negotiating in the in the front room
Hawke quote it was US attorney talk pretty brash he was not in a very positive
mood Frank no the attorney oh well yeah why he's so tired yeah I was tired man
Mickey told Hawk he couldn't stop them from leaving the country and Hawk told
him that there's only been one case of a man walking on water and unless Frank was
going to be the second he didn't see he was going to get out
oh man Hawk quote you're not getting out of on a ship you're not getting out on
an airplane so I believe you're here until this is Dr. Suzy it's just how the
paddle board was invented he didn't say anything about a submarine did he there's
a move or a rocket fly me to the moon so while this negotiation is going on I
can't get over there are a shitload of union delegates having a party in a
royal suite quote we had a bunch of beer and champagne and scotch and whatever
they wanted chicken sandwiches they were having a they were getting pretty
merry but there was one thing missing that would be great so Frank finally
comes out of a back room hi okay I said some stuff I said some stuff I think in
a way it was good because we both got to tell our truths never say die so he tells
him he never had trouble with the union before because I have mob you don't have
a mob here that I'm able to connect with you have a mob union who should I go
true he told him that we really wasn't the point and brought up that Frank's
bodyguards had beaten up the press quote you might be able to get away with
it in the United States but you're not gonna get away with it here that's why
it's the best country on earth and then Hawks said he then went and had a
natter but it's not really like common like you wouldn't really say that okay
it's not like the moles thing it's different so he had a natter with one
of his guys Bob as a matter and when he came back back Frank asked him what he
wanted and what would y'all is not doing about you're not gonna fucking believe
this but we'd still want an apology for what I honestly can't remember now like
I still had a terrible rant that yeah so Hawk gives Frank a couple of
suggestions of how to apologize how do you even say sorry I feel like I've
said it already and then Hawk went and wrote one out for Frank like a fucking
would with a five-year-old go tell Jimmy that you didn't need to slap him I
shouldn't have done what I didn't say it like you mean it look him in the eyes I
said I didn't you know you know a lot of times I get upset my dad was a very
tough father and sometimes a you know say some bullshit you know here we are
234 so Frank agrees he reads it and he agrees and they shake hands and then
Mickey goes down to the press and reads the statement so so he writes it and
Frank just agrees that he would sign off on and then Mickey reads it make you
read make you guys down to read it doesn't make it Frank just in his room
like that was pretty hard I think I showed a lot of growth back there that
was mighty bigamy to say that that guy could apologize on my behalf with the
thing he wrote the good news is we can go back to America soon because of my
growth Frank Sinatra did not intend any general reflection upon the moral
character of working members of the Australian media Frank Sinatra also
expresses his regret for any physical injury suffered by persons as a result
of attempts to assure his personal safety may he have a soup can we get some
fucking soup up here yeah and the black band was lifted wow yeah I wish it went
on forever the black band was lifted but then he saw wow I wish it was still
going on Freddy was still here just like a skeleton in a hotel room Frank
please I wonder what that flat home was like at the end of the day it was all
pretty much worth it huh they're like yeah I just I wish I'd see my family this
year he's like oh to a life yeah yeah I am guest nice to have fuel in the jet
again though huh that's pretty cool you're welcome everybody what happens on
tour stays on the roads crazy now let's have some champagne and soup Frank was
free to do his shows except for the Melbourne show which he'd been met had
already been missed the next night he got on stage at Sydney's hodern
Pavilion and said quote what a bunch of coconuts we've had this week he's
leaning it up he's like a drunk guy yeah I like a drunk guy but his first show
back in the US in Lake Tahoe he started by saying quote I would like to
apologize to the Madonna's of the evening for comparing some Australian
reporters to them in New York he said quote a funny thing happened in Australia
I made a mistake and got off the plane man I wish they could like just get him
back I wish they could just extradite him no come on you took your apology back
Frank no come on that's right you're back at the presidential suite please I was
kidding to a tree fall in 1985 he would host oh here we go Reagan's inaugural
Gallera and who is he again who's the man hello howdy-duty
president Nancy Reagan at one point he snarled at a female reporter quote
you're dead you're all dead every one of you a camera recorded it and it was
broadcast on every news channel the next night learn just shut the fuck up just
shut up you old weird man why can't I kill women I mean honestly one two three
sounds like you've got a case of the Australia's
Frank came back to Australia the tour in 1988 did in his tour of Australia 88 he
held a press conference and had his photo taken with all the reporters wow
and he seemed to have mellowed well it was different ones but they were all
like oh he was great this time he was like mellowed right he should have done
like a funny camera like shoot with the guy who he put the cord around don't make
me kill you again it's great to be back baby what are they so upset about it
Frank you killed the man in an alley relax that's what we do in the States
get over it I'll pay the funeral expenses what's show time I mean 88 so
we're talking a long time yeah we're talking a while and he's definitely in
it you probably forgot he did it yeah he's like was I there I've told so many
women their whole huh who was he married to an 88 he was still married to the
same same woman he mariled he married Mark Zippo marks right okay okay that's
good what lucky her oh yeah what an honor yeah I don't need apologies and
Frank doesn't give him so it works pretty well sources the city Morning
Herald the age UPI cheat cheat complex.com Jacobin and SMH I guess that's a
city Morning Herald right the same people who set out to harm him yeah the
very slandering the beautiful man and then it's I forgot it's such a shame you
know he has got such a great voice and he has you know he's always playing during
Christmas like yeah shame he was such a crazy guy but crazy guy he was fun no it
is weird because it's like you know like there are there are like the rat pack in
general like those guys are like Dean Martin these are guys who are like
abysmal people but because they kind of died before people kind of woke up to
the fact that human behavior and careers could sort of be examined in the same
at the same time yeah they like get away with it but it's like they are I mean
that's kind of a gift like in a way take their art and like put it through the
prism of how we feel yeah and like I do like Frank Sinatra's music yeah obviously
bad guy but I can still have it but you know I don't I don't agree with what he
did and I think a lot of people don't like what you're saying it's time to
apologize I mean and I feel bad for you know the cameraman what happened to him
that was awful but he was a really bad cameraman I've seen some of his work oh
yeah no apparently after that night he couldn't hold the camera I don't know
what his deal was he's all zoomed in yeah on ghillie's eye yeah he always kept his
other eye open for some reason he was like I don't I don't like to shut either
eye now also the another source the siege of Sinatra which was for a maybe see oh
like the siege of Sinatra yeah what a shit what I mean it I wish unions would
do that all the time you gotta fucking apologize you're not gonna eat yeah it
does just show you like the power I mean even though the cause is so absurd yeah
the power of unions like a general strike you couldn't you can't get a general
strike in the States over what's going on there and let and there was a strike
here over Frank Sinatra being a fucking asshole like the country shut his ass
down yeah which is amazing but then it also shows just to end up but the power
of like journalism and like they in like they they create an industry of like
outrage and yeah oh yeah that's such that sucks well and also we're not in our
country but in your country yeah ours is fine but it's true like to that point like
if you actually like you know around the 80s you kind of stopped at least in
America you kind of stopped having actual journalists yeah and so they used to
report on causes and things that were actually happening and now they just
don't anymore now they just report on dumb shit so it makes people think it's
important yeah but if they were to actually report on like you know climate
change climate change Amazon like the you know actually give you like straight
information people would be fucking furious climate change needs a guy like
a violent guy yeah to be you would be a perfect
ambassador to my kids 18 you need a you need a cord yeah he's got a cord don't
worry he's ready to go oh I can't wait to say what happens backstage after the
soup right after his big we're gonna get high on soup with each other with a
cord for climate change yeah the message is pretty clear thank you everybody
for coming out give it up for Becky Lucas appreciate it thank you so much
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