The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 56 - Newport Sex Scandal
Episode Date: February 7, 2015Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the Newport Sex Scandal. SOURCESTOUR DATES REDBUBBLE MERCHPATREON...
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Anthony. I am one of the hosts. This is an American History Podcast and each week
I read a story from American history to my friend Gareth Reynolds who has no
idea what the topic is about. Boom! Not Gary Gareth. Dave, okay. Someone or something is tickling people. Is it for fun? And this is not going to become a tickling clock. Okay. You are Queen Fakie of made-up town. All hail Queen Shit of Liesville! A bunch of religious virgins go to Mingle and do what?
Hi, Gavie. No. I miss you, my friend. Virginia had the first written prohibition against
sodomy. Holy shit. So we're starting big. And acted in 1610. Yeah. What happened?
It's just a very strong opener. Already I know the pond were swimming in as a
little treacherous. It's gonna be horrible. I also want to thank Christine
Shetton for doing the research on this. It is of note that the sodomy law was
repealed after only eight years and no other colony had a written log in sodomy
until Plymouth adopted one in 1636 based on the book of Leviticus. In there
it's like no anal. There's a hole in no anal. Yeah, I believe it's
called the Hershey Highway in the Bible. Yeah, it's unfortunately they say that.
Nearly identical laws were adopted by Massachusetts Bay, Connecticut, New
Hampshire, and Rhode Island. This made sodomy a capital offense.
Bold. Yeah. Especially because it can sometimes just be an accident. It can. It
can slip right in there. 1700, a sodomy law was passed in Pennsylvania. If
committed by a white man, sodomy was punishable by life in prison and at the
discretion of the judge, a whipping every three months for the first year. That's
that first of all is just such a fun way of handling it. All right, see you in three months.
If married, the man was castrated and his wife was granted a divorce. Holy shit.
Yeah, cut the balls off. Just take them. It's a very a little harsh is what you're
saying. Bring on the monthly whip, three monthly whippings. Yeah, right? Yes. So
what they're saying is only have anal sex if you're single. Well, and then you're
gonna get whipped. Yeah, but I'd rather be whipped than have my balls cut off.
Absolutely. Out of those two, keep the balls. Make your choice. Yeah, no need for
the monkey to steal the peach. After independence, all 13 states revoked the
death penalty for sodomy convictions, although all adopted laws criminalizing
anal sex. Can I add? Do you? How do you? How do you prove? What a first of all,
what an awkward trial. It's hard. It's hard to prove, I'm sure. It's just
based on I don't know. She's definitely walking funnier. I mean, you'd have to
catch someone in the act, I guess. Okay. So it's a real, real small window. Or
else you say, Hey, that guy did this to me. Yeah, I didn't want it to happen. But
even then, you're like, did not. Those laws were maintained into the 19th century.
Quote in practice, police rarely enforced sodomy laws against anyone before 1880,
even when such illegal activities were notorious in the community. Christopher
Hughes, publisher of Alienist and Neurologist, wrote in November 1907, quote,
male Negroes masquerading in women's garb and crowsing and dancing with white
men is the latest St. Louis record of neurotic and psychopathic sexual
perversion. They were all arrested taken before Judge Tracy and gave bond to
appear for trial at $300 each signed by a white man. The names of these Negro
perverts, their feminine aliases and addresses appear in the press notices of
their arrest. But the names of the white degenerates concerning with them were
not given. Wait, wait. Yeah. So so a bunch of black guys were just up as women
and they were fucking around with white dudes. And the black guys all got screwed.
I have many questions. White guys got off. Did the well, it sounds like it's
sodomy racism. So the idea was that these were the did the white guys know
that these were black men in drag? Yeah, that's why they were there. They were
there to see dudes in drag. So they would just go there, see black dudes in drag.
Sodomy would happen and the white guys and nothing would happen to they get
off and the black guys get punished. This is I'm not gonna lie, Dave, we have
some strong out of the gate. I mean, we're really going big. I mean, I was just
handling sodomy and now we're dealing with a bunch of Mrs. Doubtfires. Well,
that basically you've just heard the birth of the term down low, I think. In 1912,
Portland, Oregon, a number of men had been arrested for crimes ranging from so
called indecent acts to sodomy and some face trial. Some 68 were known to have
been involved when all was said and done, but most never face any courtroom. A few
of those implicated room to the YMCA because the YMCA received support from
Portland's better classes and some lawyers and physicians had been arrested
in the scandal. The Y and its sponsors became the target of working class
newspapers. Okay, so okay. Now it's a classism thing. Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Rich guys boned on each other. Now it's classism, sure. In 1918, two men who
met at the San Francisco YMCA, at least two flats at 2525 Baker Street, where
they held private parties for gay men and offered rooms for gay men to have sex
in private. In February, the San Francisco Police Morals Squad and US Army
Police began their siege. Oh my god. As men entered the house, they were locked
up in rooms as prisoners and questioned until they signed confessions, gave the
names of their friends, and surrendered personal letters and address books. I
mean, yeah, look, we have the moral police now, but at least they don't get
badges. What an insane, uh-huh. I also love the idea that that's what is so always so
fucking hilarious about people who are so against gay people. Yeah. Is that you're
like, who gives a fuck what happens in a fucking room? No, it's fucking none of
your business. Who cares? This fucking ridiculous. Don't give two shits. No, not
two shits. Using the names extracted from the arrested man, the San Francisco Morals
Squad began a campaign to round up a second wave of homosexuals who could
provide them with even more names that began to hunt down men in other
cities and on military bases. Eventually, in the second wave, 20 more men were
arrested, including two cops on the beat in the Baker Street neighborhood. Oh my
god. They're in the blood. Right. Oh no. You're under arrest. Wink, or are you?
Wait. Unbutton, unbutton, unbutton. I'm Billy, want to meet the club? In 1919, the
state Supreme Court ruled that the charges brought against the arrested
men for committing acts of flatio were invalid because the California
legislature had just passed an anti-Spanish law requiring that state law
had to be written in English language and the word flatio could not be found
in the English dictionary. Oh my god. Which way is up? What the fuck? How great is that?
They all got off because the word flatio wasn't there. They got off and then they
got off. But then I can't even imagine like it's pushing, having a trial or a
courtroom where it's just like his penis was in his mouth. Your honor. I think
you're really gonna enjoy this episode with the dollop. Most states expanded
sonomy laws to include flatio over the 1920s. Women as well as men were
prosecuted for flatio and a few states- What world? No! Now it's hitting a
little too close to home. A few states also included cunnilingus within the
purview of a crime against nature. What the fuck? You can't eat pussy bro. You can't fucking get blowjobs and you can't blow people. It's against the law.
What weird laws? There will be no pussy eating or cock-sucking. This is America!
Bang bang bang. We are not a pussy eating country. I can't come from just getting
fucked. Well then you won't be coming in this country. Go to France. The first
cunnilingus conviction was to stand. What? Listen, if I'm gonna go to jail it's for
fucking eating pussy. Okay dog. You're damn right I did it. Yeah what did you do?
What did you do? Made her fucking holler. The first cunnilingus
conviction to stand was in 1917 in a case from North Dakota. In that state the
sonomy law had been expanded to cover any person who quote carnally knows
another person quote by or with the mouth. Anybody? Yeah so yeah amazing. It's
they made a law against pussy eating and getting blowjobs. It's just it's really
it's it's crazy. I mean that's not even that's not even a gay thing that's just
no no no. Anybody can't eat pussy. Amazing. Newport, Rhode Island was a
quiet unspoiled beauty. It was described as the most palatial, extravagant and
expensive summer resort. Astor's and Vanderbilt's built mansions there. The US
Navy training station opened in Newport in 1883 and became the principal East
Coast Naval training facility. At the beginning of World War I a liquor became
so readily available that many youngsters fresh from the farm learned to drink at
Newport. Okay. Rhode Island was a very tolerant place. Even tolerant to men who
dressed like women or otherwise displayed feminine characteristics. That's
great. Among the many dramatic performances in Newport the most popular
featured females and sailors roles. Okay. Last for me. Quote it is a quarker
exclaimed Admiral William H. Sims after seeing a performance of Jack in the
Beanstalk. Quote I have never seen a more prettier girl than Princess Mary.
She is the daintiest little thing I have ever laid eyes on. Oh boy. She's also a
little guy. Oh boy. I want to suck her dick. But I can't. A reviewer for the
Providence Journal agreed. Quote she has the sweetest little face and tender
trusting blue eyes and a delightful elusive smile. Oh and any man Jack would
have climbed the Beanstalk after such as she. He I mean she he so I'm confused.
Wait a minute. I want to fuck him. No. Wait. I can't. It's not legal. Oh my God.
He's such a pretty girl. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh we're headed. We're
headed for a dead end here. What do you mean. Well these guys want to fuck this
man girl. Mm-hmm. And you can't have. There's no. There's no holes. Let me.
There's no available hole. Which one. It's the illegal hole. Well they're all
illegal holes. Right. Right. Mouse off. I mean could you put it in his dick. Would
that be legal. Listen I'm not a scientist. I think you're gonna be looking at a
you need you need what they call tunnel cock. In 1917 the head of the Navy
Department Joseph Daniels observed quote the authorities were not giving a
wholesome atmosphere for young men in training for the Navy. A local Providence
Journal editor reported to Daniels a quote house of prostitution of the lowest
type has been maintained under the patronage of city officials. Police have
been ordered to keep visitors in an orderly line. The houses had to
occasionally be closed in order that others which certain officials were
interested in could become more prosperous. So the police were just
making sure people lined up at the brothel. That's where you want to be.
They're like bouncers. Yeah. Okay. At this point. That's great. Better. Following
the declaration of war in 1917 until the end of the war there was an annual rate
of 15 to 20,000 young men at the Newport Naval Station for training. Many
lived off base due to a lack of housing at the station. On February 18, 1919
Evan Arnold arrived for duty at the Naval Station base in Newport, Rhode
Island. He was 44 years old, a 15 year veteran of the Navy and a former
Connecticut State detective. Most of his work as a detective, according to him,
was the investigation of quote vice and immoral conditions running down murder
cases and perverts. He was described as aggressive, uneducated and the bulldog
type. Hey, that's who you want. That's exactly who you want. That's the right
position. Because he suffered from such severe rheumatism, he was sent to the
Naval Hospital the next day instead of reporting for duty. Arnold had an
intense hatred of homosexuals. He claimed he could identify them by
appearance. While at the hospital, Arnold first observed patient Samuel Rogers
using powder puffs, eyebrow and lip pencils and heard another patient, Thomas
Brunel talk about quote, a gang of perverts about 20 who Brunel started to
name in conversations the two had over the next week. The list, including
enlisted men as well as civilians. Brunel said that that Rogers was known as a
quote, Pogue, who is Arnold said, liked to screw in the rectum. Later, Rogers
confessed to quote being in the business because he liked it. What did that mean?
Asked Arnold Rogers replied by going to bed with a man who had a very large penis
and was very passionate and could give him all he wanted. Oh man, can you
imagine his blood boiling? Sit down, sit down. Arnold began taking notes
immediately. He learned that immoral men were soliciting trade in the hobby of
the Army Navy YMCA and documented the sorted details he heard about what went
on there. I mean, that is, again, what's so great when someone is like,
there's god damn weird. God, you know he's writing it down. And he's writing, yeah, it's just
writing like his hard penis went into the other man's mouth. Fucking hard. That's
disgusting. I can't even picture it. I can't imagine if that was just my cock.
Wait, what? Yeah, angry dick. Wait. He gained enough confidence among a few young
men to be invited to a cocaine sex party and seemed to spend at least two weeks
digging up as much information as he could. His notes contain many
references to cock sucking, screwing in the rectum, browning and sucking off. We
don't need to get into what browning is, but okay. I'm guessing it's. Here's some
notes. Harrison Rideout was a two-way artist who could be screwed in the
rectum and also took it in the mouth. Fred Hogue and John Gallinoli both took
cocaine and were cock suckers. Another patient, Albert Kirk, was also a two-way
artist. Brunel referred to Billy Hughes as his wife, claiming he was screwing him
every night. Frank Dye, who everyone called speedy, was also known as a hard
man. Jay Goldstein, known as Becky to his friends, was still a harder one. Oh, Dave.
Who had a nice chin to rest a pair of balls on. Oh, Dave. David, yes. These are
notes. These are notes. This is his own little pornography. Oh, I really love to
fucking teabag the balls. Oh, God. I can put his balls in a guy's mouth. Oh, Velga.
I keep coming. I hate this report. You can just rest his chin on those, his balls on
that chin. Because sometimes you just be consumed with the idea of what would it
be like to put your balls on his chin and what would it be like to have your
cock in another man's mouth. Wait, am I still writing? What's going on here? I'm
sorry. I should not. On February 27th, Urban Arnold informed Dr. M. Hudson, a
superior officer of his findings. So I found a bunch of coke sniffing cock
suckers. There's a lot of gay guys. You want me to read you the report? I'll read you the report. You want me to read to you out loud?
Hudson then joined him in observing the 20 men Arnold was already tailing. Hudson
asked to have all the notes typed up, but Arnold couldn't use a typewriter. So an
ensign from Naval Intelligence was brought in to type up a report. Oh, to be a
fly on the wall for when he started the transfer. Oh, how do you spell cock suckers?
So, um, what is this again? This is about it. Okay. So I'm gonna write all this up.
Okay. I'm sorry. Your notes are a little unclear. Was Becky a cock sucker or was
she just a two way artist? Who is browning? Oh, joy. On March 5th was when the
information moved up the chain of command. Adderall Admiral Spencer Admiral. Oh,
look at all these cock sucking notes. Finally. Admiral Spencer S. Wood then
concluded a thorough investigation was justified and that the Secretary of the
Navy should be notified. By March 11th, representatives of Newport met with
Secretary Daniels where any authority necessary was given to conduct a
thorough house cleaning and convene a court of inquiry headed by Lieutenant
Commander Murphy J. Foster. Dr. Hudson was also part of the court. Meanwhile,
Arnold and Hudson had been conferring about how to best gather evidence that
would be acceptable to the court. Oh, joy. Undercover. It was decided that Arnold
was sent undercover operative. Yes. Yes, undercover. Out and quote would allow
the purpose to solicit them. They never took the lead but always had the other
party commit all the acts. The volunteer operatives recruited by Arnold and
Hudson were to be quote honest, reliable and good looking men from the age 19 to
24 years old. No previous experience in this type of work is needed and it will
get better results. Arnold had actually begun hatching this plan while he was in
the hospital. His first recruit was a fellow patient, the end sign who could
type. An operative was sent to the YMCA on the night of March 12th to Eve's drop
on suspected gay soldiers. Three nights later, Arnold on and two other operatives
went to the Y and watched two men leave to go up to a room then to return later
with quote flushed faces and acting suspiciously. Yeah. On March 17th, three
of Arnold's operatives were sent out to engage with Newport's suspected
homosexuals. They went to the Y and started talking to suspects, some of
whom immediately invited them back to their rooms, one of them being Thomas
Bridell from the hospital. An operative described how a sailor followed him into
the bathroom, quote, he turned out the light and had me sit on the toilet seat
while he felt my privates, even opening my trousers and kissing my penis. But the
sailor became upset when the operative could not get a heart on and they
agreed to try again sometime later. I mean, what? Yeah, what? Fuck you. What? I mean,
I mean, what? It's called police work. It is. Well, unfortunately, next time
maybe I'll just be able to get that cock hard, sir, just to really finish the
investigation. You need to be sitting on a toilet seat having a man kiss your
cock to realize that you found your suspect of this the stupid crime. Okay,
well, once I go back there, sir, I think if I could just get my cock hard and in
his mouth, maybe we can close. Really close. Really throw the book at him. By
the way, I'm fucking dating him. I'm in deep. I'm in love with this fucking
guy. You know what I mean? We're gonna bust him. We're gonna bust this guy. We're
gonna bust this perp. He's gonna bust a nut. Oh, he's gonna bust a nut. God, I
mean, to be honest, I love him. That's why I can't wait to convict him. Oh my god.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna get him to come on my face. I'm gonna come over
here and show it to you. And then we got him. Here's what it's gonna be. I'm gonna
wake up in the middle of the night consumed by these conflicting thoughts
that just make me think like, what if I am gay? And then we move in. Then we move
in. The next morning, details were presented to Arnold who began to
question how his operatives could be treated legally if arrested by local
police, how far they could go in pursuit of evidence and how to keep the
investigation secret. Really quite a case for a bunch of non gay people.
Captain Campbell of the training station ordered Arnold to special recruiting
duty and 13 men were placed under under Arnold's command to inquire into the use
of cocaine and other drugs and immoral practice and conditions believed to
exist among naval personnel. Oh my god, joy. That night, Dr. Huster Hudson
administered a naval intelligence oath of secrecy to four of the men in the
basement x-ray room of the hospital. The rest were inducted into this special
squad the next night. Arnold outlined a plan to obtain information pertaining
to cocksuckers and rectum receivers, arrange meetings to catch them in the
act. If any new fairies are mentioned, their full name where they live and our
station is to be ascertained. They would be liable to put into embarrassing
positions at times. The work would not be the cleanest kind. Oh my god. It was a
very nasty nature. Oh my god. Look, some of you are gonna have to have your cocksucked.
Look, some of you are gonna have to suck cocks. Some of you are gonna get fucked, right in your
bottom. But you're doing it to catch the bottom fuckers. Okay, so when they're
fucking you up the ass, it's so that we can catch guys who fuck other guys up
the ass. And when they put it in your ass, you say, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Once they
finished, we want them to finish. He told his operatives, you people will be on the
field of operations. You will have to use your own judgment whether or not a full
act is completed. Oh, what? Okay, just, I mean, this all, to me it sounds like
they're all gay, but within the confines of just being a regular cop who
was maybe just told that this is your job, you had to just be like, oh, can I
maybe just, can I maybe go? They're not even cops, they're just sailors. Or sailors, yeah,
but they're just guys. To be a straight person in the gay brigade. Oh my god, it's
horrible. To just be like, wait, I'm sorry. Wait, I gotta blow a guy? So wait, if I blow
a guy, we're making people less gay? So if I blow someone, he's the criminal. Yeah,
that's right. What you got to do, too, is you really got to suck his cock like you
like it. All right, we're gonna do operative practice. All right. Now, here's
what you're doing wrong while you're sucking my cock. Don't stop, don't stop,
don't stop, don't stop. Don't you stop. The operation has started immediately.
Some operatives were given cocaine. Others, like Sailor Britain, met another
sailor named Kreisberg, who suggested they go to a movie. Instead, they took a
stroll. Britain reported Kreisberg began to mash him up and treat him like a
girl. Quote, we sat down on the grass beside some concrete steps and he sucked
me off right away. Not gay. Not gay. Operative Crawford also had success. He
met up with sailor Jay Goldstein, who invited him to his room at the Y. They
quickly got into bed together. The report explained what happened next. Crawford
wrote his report in the third person. I wonder why. Let's love it up, said
Goldstein. After loving a few minutes, Goldstein asked Crawford how he wanted it.
Crawford told him to suit himself. Goldstein said, all right, I'll suck it. Then
he went down and sucked Crawford off. When he got through, he turned over and
spit in the chamber. He threw his arms over Crawford and said, I like you. Oh, my
God. Imagine. Imagine just getting your car. Why did you write this in third person? Because I'm dating a man now. I like you.
Operative Millard Hughes had similar success. He met success. He met Frank
Dye at the YMC lobby at 1am. Dye started to feel Hughes penis. I then said he
wanted to find, quote, a dark place where he could pull off a job. So they walked
down Feral Street to Van Zandt Avenue. As that was a dark place, Hughes reported.
He wanted to get to business, so I stood against a fence while he sucked me off.
Oh, my God. Just returning these findings. I've been fucking writing up reports of
writing reports about how they're just doing undercover work while they're all
getting their cock. Oh, my God. Foster Court of Inquiry convened on the
morning of March. And over the next two days, found the evidence, quote, meager
and based on hearsay. So it's not even worth it. No, because these guys aren't
cops. They're just sailors. They're just sailors who are getting blowjobs. They're just handing in
short stories. Why does this one start dear Panos letters? I'm sorry. That's the
wrong one. Check this one, actually. They recommended the government devote, quote,
any expense and time necessary to conduct the most thorough and searching
investigation made up by a body of highly experienced investigators. There were
questions willing to get their cock sucked. There were questions as to who
exactly would direct such an inquiry. If this court would, if the investigation
should be turned over to another department, et cetera. The next day, March
21st, Lieutenant Commander Foster and Lieutenant Commander Nelson Hibbs, the
third member of the court, along with Dr. Hudson, presented the court's report
to Admiral Wood, who preferred Wood. Really? Who was hard and ready to go? Who else
would you present all the cock-sucking findings to? The Admiral of Wood. Wood
preferred the investigation be turned over to the Department of Justice, since
civilians were also named. On March 22nd, Hibbs met with Judge Advocate General
Clark, who expressed, quote, surprising dissatisfaction, since similar reports
had also been received from large naval training stations at Norfolk, Virginia,
and Illinois. My god, he exclaimed, now it's Newport. Wait. There's a lot of gay fucking
going on. Okay. Well, if you're a gay guy, where else would you go but the fucking
Navy? I mean, come on, it's perfect. I would get on the secret gay brigade,
because it sounds like that's where you get your cock sucked the most. Because of
the far-reaching possibilities of the matter, Clark wanted to bring it to
Assistant Secretary of the Navy, Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Oh. Oh my. Is that why he
would never stand up? Roosevelt ordered the report transmitted to the Justice
Department. Roosevelt asked the Attorney General to put his, quote, most skilled
investigators at work with a view of ultimately cleaning the whole matter up.
The Attorney General ordered a lone investigator, John J. Daly, to Newport. He
met with the captain and interviewed the town's mayor, police chief probation
officer. Everyone seemed cooperative until he met Hudson and Arnold. The evidence
Daly saw was, quote, insufficient, considerably exaggerated and largely
from hearsay. So they didn't believe it. They're like, there's no way this
happened. Arnold and Hudson withheld evidence from Daly on grounds that the
only, only the foster court could release it. Conferences with the U. S.
District Attorney and Justice Department officials produced a consensus that the
whole matter was one for the Navy Department to handle, whereupon Daly's
investigation ended. With, with quite a, quite a fruitful ending. What no one at
the time realized was that two members of the foster court inquiry, including Dr.
Hudson, were cooperating with the captain to initiate their own investigation. As
Slything continued, Arnold attempted to resolve remaining logistical and legal
questions. They needed a room to work in. So Dr. Hudson approached Charles F.
Hall, director, field director for the Red Cross in Newport. Hall was led to
think that the work had the full sanction of the Navy. As hospital welfare
officer, Hudson had previously arranged with the Red Cross to loan small sums
of money to sailors who presented a note attesting to their honesty and
reliability. Why not use the same procedure for the operatives? Hall agreed.
And thereafter, any operative who needed money for meals, transportation, room
rent, or other activities associated with the investigation should have paper
from Hudson. So instead of just going through proper channels, he created his
own way for the operatives to get money. He's basically setting up like a sex
ring. But he's setting up a sex ring to break up sex rings. I mean, he's
arguably creating more gay people through this investigation. I don't even want to
be gay, but I have to be. Look, I just never thought about what it would be like
to fuck a man until I was forced to fuck a man for work. Not so bad. It's pretty
great. I mean, it's a great hole. What's great is we fucked, and then we just
talked about sports. I never get that with a lady. Fruitful stakeouts continue
to the YMCA. A member of the foster court ruled... Stakeouts is, by the way, such a
great name for what this is. They're not. Nobody wants this. It could be
farther from a stakeout. It's not a stakeout. There's no mission. No, it's
fucking and sucking. It's just to go fuck guys and then tell someone that you
fucked them for no benefit. A member of the foster court ruled that military law
protected the detectives. Quote, if an act was committed upon them and they did
not take any leading part. I mean, just so what? I can't actually take my pants
off, but could you take my pants off? You're free to get blown, sir. Go get them.
Get out there. You're free to get your dick sucked. All right. Foster court
hearings resumed April 8th, 1919. Throughout the afternoon, Arnold and his
operatives endeavored to teach the court the meaning of sexual terms used in
their testimony against suspected case sailors. I mean, just what I just wish
we had recordings of this. A lot of evidence such as, quote, I gave him a
load and he ate it nicely. Quote, he put his head under the cover and went to it.
It took time, explained a freshman operative, for I was trying to hold back.
Another explained that by Brown, he meant pushing my brick in his ass.
This is in front of judges. Yeah. And they're shooting loads. What do you mean he
went down on you? Another officer asked. He sucked my cock. I mean, he sucked my
cock, replied one who quickly corrected his language. He put my penis in his mouth
and he held it there until there was an emission. Sorry, it's really hard. Oh my god.
Sorry to change the language. Sorry, I don't mean to speak crassly in the court of
law, but unfortunately this whole thing is about fucking up the ass or mouth. Not
everyone apparently understood for a few minutes later. Really? I don't have to
explain again that getting down on someone meant he gets down on him and
sucks another man's cock. I mean, just it was just it was basically a meeting in
which a bunch of dudes were explaining how they got their dick sucked and they
fucked it. And the other guys going, wait, what? Wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So I just
still let we need to go. We need to go back. Okay, say that again. I'm still not
understanding what is happening. Why? Why is this happening? Well, we're trying to
stop gay people, but you just keep saying that you just shot loads in his mouth.
You fucked a guy. Oh, no, no, no, sir. Fuck many guys. Right. But that's but
you're trying. We're trying to stop gay. And sir, we shall. I have a long list of guys here
that I fucked and sucked and fucked and sucked me. And I think with the with the
right attitude, we can stop all this fucking and sucking. I mean, it couldn't
be dumber. On April 9th, five of the sailors who were testified against were
jailed, setting off a panic. So they put five of them in jail, which set off a
panic among the gay sailors at Newport. They discovered, however, that no one yet
knew of Arnold's investigation or the identity of his operatives. When court
reconvened Arnold testified against Sam Rogers, the first man he had met in the
hospital. When court adjourned on the 14th, plans run away to arrest the remaining
suspects of X before they became too suspicious and escaped. Dr. Hudson
arranged for a hospital ambulance to transport prisoners and the massive
roundup produced nine additional arrests at the YMCA and elsewhere. The next
morning, Provost Marshall Brown protested to Lieutenant Commander Foster that
the brig was overcrowded. Where are all these fellows coming from Foster act?
That's Dr. Hudson. Is Arnold still operating? Foster had assumed that after
his court recommended the use of more experienced professional detectives.
Captain Campbell had issued orders for Arnold and his volunteers to stop. No,
no, no, no. But he had not. No, no, no. Just getting warmed up on the contrary.
They're just getting started. Oh, yeah. Meanwhile, steps have been taken to
expand the pursuit of homosexuals. Instead of focusing on sailors, Hudson
Arnold and the operators now turn their attention to civilians there.
So they're just completely out of... So who care? They're just fucking... Dave, Dave.
They're just trying to find people to fuck. Dave, they're just literally trying.
They're just gay and they want their cock sucked by men and they're just...
It's the worst... It's the lamest excuse to fucking dude.
Just go fuck a dude. Just go fuck a dude.
Just go... And can you imagine if you were arrested by a guy who like you'd
fucked and sucked like nine times and you're like, wait, you...
Wait, you testified against me? Yo, I'm undercover.
No, you said you love me and we fucked a ton. Right, but that was undercover work.
Yeah, all right. Well, good luck. You're gay. Bye.
Primary responsibility... I'm going to go into a jail cell with 30 other gay men.
I wonder what'll happen in there. Primary responsibility for expanding
anti-gay activity seemed to have rested with Charles P. Hall, the Red Cross field
operator director who had provided Hudson a room for his headquarters
and advanced expense money to operators.
Jesus Christ. So it's now just... They're whores now.
During April of 1919, Hall contacted the governor of Rhode Island to condemn the
deplorable moral situation in Newport.
Was there nothing that could be done? He asked to apprehend civilians just as the
Navy had already arrested many enlisted men.
For reasons which are not entirely clear, the governor chose not to contact local
police officials. He felt certain that his long-time
friend, assistant secretary of the Navy, Roosevelt would help.
On the 23rd or 24th of April, the governor called Roosevelt to ask if he
would meet Hall. Hall arrived at FDR's
Washington office the next day. He described the efforts underway through
the Foster Court Inquiry, but argued that conditions were worse than ever.
Current efforts could not continue, he explained, because by now the operators
were thoroughly well known in Newport.
Honestly, I think I'm out of eyes to roll over.
I mean, could this...
There's no plan. We need new guys. Our guys have been sucked off by
everybody. Look, unfortunately, our guys have
fucked their way through this whole... to this whole
case. We need more non-gays to fuck gays.
Roosevelt ordered Dr. Hudson to Washington and arranged to meet personally
with him and Arnold. They presented FDR with papers listed in the names of
suspected gays. The fact that FDR had to hear this is
such a joy. It's awesome. Roosevelt promised the needed
money to the Office of Naval Intelligence and proceeded under the
assumption that naval intelligence would provide support and
supervision. Roosevelt then assigned Hudson and
Arnold to the Navy Intelligence Office. Oh my god.
An officer should be appointed with whom they could confer,
but because of the pair's special qualifications, FDR said,
every assistance be given them in their work and that their knowledge of the
situation based on previous experience be given every
consideration. You will consult with me, he added,
as to the necessary funds for this... Slowly.
You will consult with me as to the necessary funds for this investigation
to ensure secrecy. He ordered that, quote, this only be written
communication in regard to this affair. This is the only thing he was ever going
to write, meaning he knew it was totally fucked up.
Upon receiving Roosevelt's letter, the director of Naval Intelligence
questioned employing amateur detectives for the job.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Naval Intelligence chose to employ a detective agency while
moving as slowly as possible to activate Hudson's plan.
Oh my god. Four days later, the Navy hired Private Detective
George E. Rowe, who interviewed Dr. Hudson in his home.
Lieutenant Hudson was very much surprised to learn that I had been
directed to make this investigation, Rowe reported. He is not an experienced
investigator but is interested in work of this character.
Rowe had originally planned to conduct an independent investigation himself
but given Dr. Hudson's attitude, he concluded that such an attempt
would produce duplicate friction and embarrassment to the case to say
nothing of a needless expenditure of money.
Okay, so finally someone is like, I'm sorry?
Sorry, one more time? Yeah, but he just backed out. He was like, I can't do it.
Yeah. The entire time these meetings and discussions were happening in Washington,
Arnold's operatives continued collecting evidence against civilians.
Collecting evidence is just that should be a gay bar.
That should be the name of a gay bar. Welcome to collecting evidence.
One in particular, Reverend Samuel Neil Kent. Substantial and potentially
damaging reports about Kent soon accumulated. One operator
joined the chaplain for a drive along the coast. As he described it, Kent's hand
moved to his leg inching up and feeling up higher all the time until he finally
reached my penis. He laughed and said, I was some boy.
I squeezed his hand between my legs a little and it pleased him immensely.
Kent wanted assurance that he was a boy he could trust to which the operator
replied that he kept his mouth shut. They parted with a handshake and an
agreement to spend the night together the following week.
Oh man. Almost from the day Arnold began lording around the YMCA, he concluded
that the Reverend was a homosexual and set about trying to demonstrate his
guilt. Nearly every operator tried to make friends with him and whenever
possible, they accepted invitations to dinner, the theater, car rides, or
overnight stays in his apartment. Arnold had compiled a list of 15
instances of lewd and immoral behavior. How many do you need?
The guy was just sucking everybody off. Yeah. He just kept sending guy after guy
to get sucked off. And, and, and was like, okay,
it's seeming pretty consistent, but I'm not sure we got the case yet.
That's ten. How many guys been sucked off? Ten? Ten guys. Uh, so let's send in
eleven. Well, I want to make it clear that ten
guys have been sucked off. Just a couple more and we got them.
All right. I feel like we got him. So... Is twelve enough? I think we should go
for thirteen. I think ten's, I said at five, we had it.
No, I think we need to go to at least thirteen, fifteen, eighteen. Okay, and just to be
clear. Twenty. You hate cocks. I do not like this at all.
Okay. Okay. Do not like a man's hot lips on
a cock. Sorry. Do not like them wrapped around so tight.
So tight. Around a cock. I'm sorry. I just...
I fade it out there. Yeah. So back to the case.
Reverend. Yeah. Newport Chief of Police,
John S. Tobin, recalled a night at the end of July when civilian arrest
started. While walking down the street, Arnold
shouted, there's one now. Was it a man with a
warrant? Ask the chief. No, replied Arnold, but I can tell him a
mile off by his walk.
He's really walking quite a fine line. Later, Arnold claimed to have spotted two
more gays. There's a couple more of them disgusting
queers. Given five minutes, he told Tobin, his operators could collect enough
evidence to convict them. The first civilian court proceedings
was started against Kent. It was assumed that if it could be proven that a
minister had participated in homosexual activities, it should be simple to
convict servants, librarians, restaurant workers, and other alleged
gays. Cross-examination of Arnold's operatives tried
to prove entrap it. The operatives admitted...
Bingo. Yeah, I mean, really. Yeah, seriously. Yeah.
The operatives admitted that they had been ordered to allow themselves to
become sexually involved to the limit, if necessary, to collect evidence.
One operative said, quote, my instructions were to be with Mr. Kent as
much as possible and to let him play with my penis and to allow an
omission. Kent denied all charges and was acquitted
since the evidence was, quote, hearsay. Yeah.
Early in September, two prominent Rhode Island citizens went to see Roosevelt.
The pair bitterly attacked the Navy for having persecuted Kent.
They described the minister's work in the highest praise and argued that the
investigators were using improper methods. Roosevelt responded that he was
much disturbed by what they reported. If offenses of this kind have been going on,
they will be immediately stopped. He summoned Dr. Hudson in order that if
this was going on, that it was immediately to stop.
The doctor denied ever having utilized improper methods and pledged that they
would not occur in the future.
Well, what a... They're just totally getting off on it.
Yeah. It's just two guys who want to be gay.
Yeah, and just can't be gay, so they just want to fucking...
They can't be gay, they can't bring themselves to do it, so they're just
sending hot young gay men to go fuck other hot gay men,
and then they get to read about it. How long until they're tickling?
Jesus. Roosevelt must have just been like, God damn it, listen to me.
Stop. Stop with the fucking and the sucking.
Well, sir, sir. I will try. That's exactly our point to these
fucking queers. That's what they want, isn't it?
Enough of these fucking cocksucking. I swear to God,
if it took a million cocks for me to suck to stop, one more cocksuck and I
would. I will stop it, Mr. Roosevelt, if you
say the word cocksucking. No, if you could just...
Let me see what's under that blanket. Slow it down.
He received a formal telegram ordering him to stop
on September 22nd from Roosevelt. Hopefully it was a singing telegram.
Enough with the cocks, enough with the cocks, take those cocks out of your guys'
mouths. Meanwhile, Hudson and Arnold had begun
preparing for further persecution of Kent, even though...
Even though everybody has said stop. Everybody has said don't.
Stop. Don't do this. It's not working.
Do not do this. Stop doing this. They're like, well,
it feels like we're close. Special Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph C.
Collie proposed persecuting Kent under a wartime
statute extending federal jurisdiction to immoral behavior near federal
installations. During the present emergency, it shall be unlawful within
such reasonable distance 10 miles of any military camp station,
fort, or training mobilization place to engage in prostitution,
or set up a house of ill-famed brothel or boarding house.
Okay. The specific clause under which Kent would be prosecuted made it
illegal to, quote, receive any person for the purpose
of lewdness or prostitution into any vehicle structure or building.
Okay. Kent left Newport. A newspaper reported that he had
temporarily been reassigned to an episcopal parish
in Warwick, Pennsylvania. So Arnold hurried to the tiny village of Warwick
with a warrant. Why? With a...
But Kent was not there. He had gone to see his sister. Arnold organized a massive
search utilizing nearly all of his operators.
Meet all trains and hung around the hotel the rest of the time.
He also distributed a general alarm to the chiefs of police
in Reading, Harristown, Bethlehem, and Chester, Pennsylvania.
There's a possible homosexual on the loose. Arnold tried...
It's you.
Arnold tried unsuccessfully to intimidate Kent's friends
to find out where he had gone. He told them he was an officer of the U.S.
government and that they could be prosecuted if they withheld information.
He informed the Warwick Postmaster that he was, quote, a government agent
on confidential business carrying a warrant for Kent's arrest.
I told them that being a government man himself, it was to his advantage to
assist other government men. One operative visited the home of Kent's
mother and spoke to her nurse. He learned that Kent had gone to Grand
Rapids, Michigan because of bad health. Accompanied by several operators,
Arnold arrested Kent there on November 3rd.
I mean... It's like they're capturing a murderer.
Yeah. The federal court trial began in early
January 1920, and whereas the earlier case had avoided public
attention, the influential Providence Journal,
as well as several Newport papers reported on the trial initiating an
interest in the sex scandal, which brought it to the national attention.
The prosecutor depended almost entirely on the testimony of Arnold's
operators. Now, let me just say that the reason that
they wanted to keep it secret and they could do court marches, because that
isn't publicized. Right. So this is exactly what the navy
didn't want. Right. So, I mean, it just...
It's done no good. No good. It's completely defeated the purpose.
Right. And within it, it's probably created dozens of other homosexuals.
The prosecution depended almost entirely on the testimony of Arnold's operators.
All of the graphic details dragged out in court again. An operative's testimony...
I just love the idea of... Like, imagine being this stenographer.
Sorry. Hold on. Wait. This is the first time I've spelled browning.
An operative's testimony, he was asked, were you not told
that you were to allow yourself your instrument to be sucked if necessary?
If necessary, yes, sir. The lawyers asked why Reverend Kent had been singing a lot
for special attention. I was ordered to. Who ordered you to do it?
Higher authority, he responded. These two queens.
These two guys over here. Higher authority, he responded. It had
been Arnold. He told me to get evidence on Kent.
Reverend Kent was found innocent of all charges. The entire scandal may have
died if it wasn't for John R. Ratham. The man who was most responsible for
publicizing the anti-gay scandal was Ratham, an Australian-born editor
of the Providence Journal. Ratham had it in for the military because
during World War I, the military proved he had been exaggerating and inventing
stories about spies. He was forced to sign a document admitting to
having done so, but the document was kept secret.
So he's basically Robert Murdoch. Right, okay. Thanks for another one.
Right, yeah. Australia. Yes, that's too. Now Ratham inflamed public opinion and
widened the scandal to a national level by sending telegrams with the story to
papers around the country. Fearing catastrophic effects on
enlistment, Daniels was forced to call for a high-level naval
investigation of the matter. At the time, the letter
of complaint addressed to President Woodrow Wilson by a number of Rhode Island
ministers brought the case to the attention of the highest
officials in the U.S. government. So now it's just a fucking disaster.
And everybody's reading this going, oh my god. Wait, what?
He's people getting sucked off. Wait, what?
The naval investigation was never going to match anything as a close friend of
everyone involved named Officer Dunn was appointed.
Right, so they started a naval investigation, but then they
got a friend to investigate it. It's just all bullshit.
But there was an extensive questioning about who was giving
orders to continue with Arnold's investigation. Foster of the Foster
Cart was sure that he gave a verbal order to stop.
The judge advocate for the court said, I remember the court wondering how to
gather the evidence which was to be presented. And I believe Dr. Hudson
suggested having men who have been investigating more or less unofficially
ordered to duty under me. Arnold believed some kind of
investigation would ultimately be authorized and warned that if his
operators were cut off from the suspected men entirely,
suspicions would be aroused. So he's thinking of
any way for the sex to continue. I mean, he just...
I just need this to keep happening. I'm getting reports.
Thereafter, the men had no official relationship to the court, but were
merely working on the street to help the Navy. Yeah, you know, sometimes you
just got to take a grassroots again.
You just got to get back to what started you. Now they're like
they're like vigilantes. They're like the guardian angels.
They're the guardian angels of cocksuckers. Yeah, I mean they're just
gay. Another member of the foster court thought
Hudson and Arnold were investigating under
Justice Department authorization. Now he believed that from late
March until mid-April, operators had worked entirely under their own
initiative without any adequate direction. Roosevelt appeared before
the Dunn court at a time when his political career seemed to
catapult him into national prominence. Just what he wanted. Yeah, the only
reason to attach Dr. Hudson to his office, FDR insisted, was to quote
keep the investigation out of the files, the routine files, and to prevent
publicity. Which is totally not being done.
Totally not happening. Didn't he send letters to Hudson and Arnold which gave
them considerable scope and authority for which he might personally be ultimately
held responsible in the court? I did, replied Roosevelt, and the ultimate
result justified my giving them the letters and the fact that they have not
misused them in any way still remains.
Okay. He continued to deny having. And then walked out of the room.
He continued to deny. Well, not walked. I know. He rolled out. Exactly.
That's what I mean. He's lying. Oh, he continued to deny having any
knowledge of investigative methods used. After taking a month of
Richard's findings, the court found that operators were immune from
prosecutions for their scandalous conduct. No court marshals were
recommended for anyone and the principal officers in the case were to
receive a reprimand. FDR's involvement was described as
unfortunate and ill-advised and in conferring with Secretary Daniels about
what to do next stated he did not think Hudson or Arnold deserved reprimands
and that Arnold had quote merely followed the lead of the men whom he
reported. And by the end of 1920 all interested
parties could receive an honorable discharge.
Hudson requested in their mouths to resign to resign his position almost
immediately but was rejected. Daniels approved letters of
censure for Hudson, Arnold and Foster.
As soon as Daniels signed the report, the quote Navy news bureau issued a press
release making the decision public. We are gay.
The Navy's official interpretation was that with only a few minor exceptions,
the Dunn court had followed, found that the charges lodged against the
department from the Attorney General, the Newport ministers and Rantham
were either disproved or not proved in whole or in part.
Even the charge that the sailors have been held for months without trial
so these guys have been in jail for like 18 months
uh was in was was in measure excusable. A U.S. Senate investigation followed.
Oh my god! Dr. Arnold, Irvin, Arnold, Dr. Hudson, Irvin, Arnold and members of the
foster court all reiterated previous testimony as to the confusion about who
was in charge. Jesus Christ. And denied they had been
notified that the order authorizing their activities had been revoked.
The senators also interviewed James Eslick, a Newport policeman who
described conversation in in which Arnold boasts of his ability to spot
gays. In what world I mean uh yeah.
The subcommittees visited Portsmouth. Can you imagine sitting down with him and
leaving a conversation being like that guy's straight?
The subcommittee visited Portsmouth, New Hampshire to interview convicted gay
sailors in prison. Six young men were serving sentences
two to ten years. Oh my god! The convicts claimed they had requested
legal representation but had been told that the court would not
wait for them to obtain counsel. They were sure that the judge advocate
would protect their interests but he had never cross-examined a single
witness from Arnold's vice squad. When court marshals had finally been held
most witnesses were not even not even appeared in person.
Their earlier statements were merely read into the court record allowing
no opportunity for cross-examination.
One charged that Hudson had taken him into a state room aboard the USS
Constellation and threatened to make it hard for a fellow inmate unless he
confessed having sex with Reverend Kent and another civilian.
So now they're just making it up. Yeah. The anti-homosexual scandal received
added attention because 1920 was an election year and the Democratic
National Convention chose Assistant Secretary of the Navy
Franklin Delano Roosevelt as the party's vice presidential candidate.
He resigned his position and went to practice law in New York. Throughout the
presidential campaign the Australian newspaper man,
Ratham, continued to accuse Roosevelt of mishandling allegations of sex crimes in
the Navy. On the eve of the election Roosevelt
struck back filing a $500,000 libel suit against Ratham.
He also persuaded the Justice Department to make public Ratham's 1918
confession about lying about spies. Ratham was ruined. His
reputation was in tatters. Even though he was right.
Yeah well. The senator's conclusions
acknowledged the committing of quote immoral and lewd acts by sailors
under orders instructions or suggestions from Arnold and Hudson
that any naval officer could have given such directions was most
reprehensible and beyond comprehension. Conceding that some of the youngsters
who volunteered as operators were themselves homosexual.
Yeah. Shocking. The committee preferred to believe. What a great gig if you were.
Oh my god. What a dream job. It's a homosexual with immunity.
All right so I need you to go fucking suck a bunch of dudes
oh for your country. For yeah and I can't get prosecuted. No.
Okay but just get in there and really you you say when. You bet.
All right. Yeah now. Remember. Okay now. We hate gay people. Fuck yeah we do.
Yeah all right now go fuck a bunch of gay guys. You know it. All right.
The committee preferred to believe that most were naive school boys
practically forced into this duty because of their ignorance of naval
procedure and civil law and their mental perspective regarding the obedience
of any order given them by a superior. Oh my god. Let me go on. Yeah.
Hey I want you to get your dick sucked by dudes. Aye aye.
You. Yes sir. Uh sir.
Mm-hmm. This is what happens in the Navy sir. You bet it is.
I'm gonna go suck that guy's dick.
Less too they became victims sent forth in a new port as a sacrifice to
and the prey of every degenerate and sexual pervert in the vicinity.
A better alternative concluded the senators. It was anything.
Would have been the arbitrary wholesale discharge of suspected perverts from the
Navy. Similarly every suspected
civilian pervert male or female could have been expelled from a new port.
Sucks such action would have been preferable to placing even one sailor
in the position of allowing his body to be polluted.
The crime penetrated upon him which he will remember and regret to his dying day
unless he enjoyed the shit. Which he probably did.
The Republican lawmakers reserve their strongest combination for Roosevelt
and Daniels. Any reasonable man attending one of
several Navy Department conferences about the new port investigation would
have recognized the methods used to apprehend the suspects.
And even if they had not, Roosevelt's failure to inquire
about the means to collect evidence wasn't neglectful in the performance of his
duty. Yeah. Roosevelt's request for legal advice
from the Justice Department and orders that a memo to Ab
Admiral Niblack be kept holy secret were especially incriminating.
The report concluded with the specific charges against nearly everyone
associated with the investigation. Hudson's actions as squad leader were
quote shameful and disgraceful. He showed an utter lack of moral
responsibility from the beginning to the end of the
entire investigation. He should be court-martialed and excluded from service.
After hearing Arnold testify, the Navy would be better off if Evans
Arnold's name is taken from the roster of the Navy.
No civilian association with the scandal remained in office. Dr. Hudson's
resignation has been accepted by now and Arnold had left the Navy.
The senators recommended the release of everyone confined at Portsmouth and
recommended a prohibition against ever using enlisted men to investigate
perversion. A better approach would be the immediate
undesirable discharge of suspected gays.
I would love to sit in on these court, on these Senate hearings.
The Republicans who led the Senate investigation didn't attack Roosevelt in
the report for going after homosexuals. The Republicans who controlled the
Senate committee on naval affairs weren't necessarily questioning why this was
being investigated but rather the tactics being used.
Yeah. Well, that's a good question.
Ratham claimed he was vindicated. Roosevelt's libel suit never went to trial.
Interest in the Newport anti-gay scandal subsided quickly. It's placed in the
headlines of the nation replaced by news of a declining economy
and by early 1922 of widespread corruption in the Warren G. Harding
administration. In fact, the Newport episode had been
largely forgotten before any action could be taken to deal with recommendations
of the Naval Affairs Committee. Mission accomplished.
On September 3rd, 1921, five men in the Portsmouth Naval Prison, there because
of testimony from the foster court, were freed
with dishonorable discharges. Dr. Orestes Hudson achieved some notoriety
after the anti-gay scandal. Following release from Naval Service,
he practiced medicine in New York City while pursuing detective work as a
hobby. Development of a technique by which
police could take fingerprints from uneven surfaces
earned him a post as consultant to the city police department
in 1935. Hudson's grace. So he had a skill?
Yeah, and it wasn't just getting dudes to blow each other.
What? Hudson's greatest fame came
during the trial of Brutal Hopman on charges of kidnapping the son of
Charles Lindbergh. Oh wow. Nothing is known of
Evan Arnold's post-Navy life. Roosevelt won in the long run. He captured the
presidency in 1932, served and tell his death in 1945,
and is remembered among the most influential Americans.
Not a lot of people know this part. Raytham fell ill in 1922 and he died the
next year. Holy ship.
Wow, that is...
I mean... That is amazing. I mean, come on. That is amazing. I mean...
That is amazing. I just don't... That is just...
I mean, it's almost like, you know, when you find...
Like when you when you hear about some politician who's just like so anti-gay
and then he turns out to be gay, like there's such a gratification.
I mean, that is like the atom bomb of that gratification.
Yeah. I mean, you know what's funny? That whole thing?
This was so hard to find information on.
This was... That's why I had to ask Christina to do it because she's really
good. Because I... Because the Navy's not crazy
about this story? It's nowhere on the internet.
You have to find it in books because it's just like it's been whitewashed.
Like it's no one talks about it online. Like it didn't...
Like every crazy story you can find online somewhere, but this is just like...
Because there's probably somebody's job who's whenever it gets a Google
alert that this pops up is to fucking remove it.
Oh, what an amazing thing to do. And then the village people have songs
called YMCA in the Navy. So it's got to be about this.
And one of their guys is a... Is there a naval? No.
Yeah, there's a Navy guy. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, there is.
His name's Arnold. I know.
And then there's the Reverend one.
Well, well done, you. Well done, Christine. Yeah, good work everybody.
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