The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 56 - The Past Times with Moshe Kasher

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian and author Moshe Kasher. His new book is Subculture Vulture: A Memoir in Six Scenes Redbubble Merch

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So find out how much at airbmb.ca slash host. Alright everybody, welcome to the past times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date, history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Moshe casher. Hello Moshe Thank you for joining us. What's going on? I'm and you look great. I hope people I this isn't a patreon plug, but right now you look This is is this your best look. Well, I don't know because I got I had the more like it just depends like it's like

Do you want a thought? Yeah, do you want a thoughtful man? Do you want kind of a thoughtful poet? Kind of like, do you want a guy that thinks cancel culture doesn't exist? Or do you want a guy that was recently canceled and trying to write a way? I like the cancel guy. I like the cancel guy. I like the cancel guy. He's great. Cancel guy for sure.

You're listening right now without looking at the video. You fucking bum. You missed out on one of the great visual bits of podcasting history. Yeah, yeah, this is big. This is big. People are talking. Yeah. Well, we have a Patreon. And again, I'm not, listen, it's what is it? A 50 cents a month or something. So if you want to try worth it just for that. Talking to me, I'm a, I'm a apex legacy member of the past times podcast, a Patreon. I feel like I don't know. I'm going to check the books.

That's like a huge moment for me to be again on the podcast, because I was, I was your first Patreon subscriber. If you, if you had the other glasses on, I would believe you, but this guy, I feel like he's working an angle on me. I feel like it's a con. These guys are live. Um, I can do it all truly. Oh, I go, I go in every direction.

Now it's like you're a, uh a a hold them player in the early 2000s Okay, so some motion you by the way, oh go down. Hold on. I want to congratulate our friend here on his Oh, thank you. He got an Emmy. Oh congrats on that you I definitely it could have been a deeper visual flex that I brought it up to the studio here To put it on camera. Sure. And warn them. And warn it as a better glasses. You know this guys, I am, it was a huge day and a huge moment for me. I never thought I'm of the, I'm sure you guys will relate to this.

When we were nominated, I thought there's no way we'll win specifically because I have been nominated. Like that's the, that's the hard, definitely seal our faith. That's the red flag, yeah. But did you know, so like nine people won, you know, all the producers won and then the three hosts that they don't give everybody an Emmy, they give one Emmy and everybody else

has to pay the Academy. They have to, and they're sitting at $650. Wow. Oh, man. What a scam. It's crazy. It's crazy.

Wow. It's like the Stanley Cup kind of, except you could buy a little cup. Yeah, but I tried bringing it to a bar to pass it around and people were very not into it. Yeah. Now, did you buy you bought one? No, I, so I was the only of the three hosts that showed up to the awards ceremony. Oh, great. Well, I needed it more, guys.

Adina, Michelle, and Alana Glazer, they're just going to throw it in their closet of Emmys. This for me was a huge moment. Well, they gave it to me. The producers were like, we all work for LeBron James. He'll pay for it. You take this one. So that was very nice. That's good.

That's amazing. That's new money. New money. Yeah. When I was nominated for the WGA award, it was for episodics. It was just one writer. So we, I get there and sit down and at the table are four other guys in the category who have also been nominated. And then one dude is sitting right up front who was in our category. And we were like, oh, so we didn't win. As soon as we sat down, we were at the loser's table. I think they would have became the sheen of an illusion of possibility. I like finding out these little behind the scenes of the award

So the WGA that you know you lost the second you get there and then you're gonna have to spring for your Emmy We sat we decided to go late and and the only seats that they could give us were not at the producers table The actual table or all our people were it was at the table next to it So we were sitting next to like the visual effects guy from like hot rods unlimited on Netflix, like, and on people behind us. And so there were two empty seats at the right table. So Natasha and I decided, well, we're just going to, you know, we're going to, there's two seats here. We're just going to go sit with the actual people. So we go, we sit down and we're sitting with our actual people. And then this guy, this kind of like classic guy, Hollywood, old Hollywood man walks

up. And he's like, a rump thing and kind of looking at the seating arrangement. He's like, supposed to sit here, supposed to sit here and we go, and we're like, so obsequious. We're like, oh, we moved, but we can like totally go back. If you want, this is just our table, but there's two seats over, he's by himself, just some old man by himself and he's like and and and we're by the way This is important are the seats that were in are facing the back of the room not the ceremony, right? Oh, yeah, and he's like he's like This was supposed to be my seat. I was supposed to be facing the I supposed to be facing the front Oh, yeah, and we go, we'll move.

Oh my god. The seats are not facing the front. Like the seats that we're in aren't even facing the front. The thing that you're upset about, we don't have the access to help you with. And he goes, well thanks a lot for telling me where I should sit. That's really nice of you guys.

I mean, he's like having a fucking fit. And we go, well literally, we will move. We will actually, and he just harrumps and goes and sits down. So the whole time he was like the theme for us for our table of the whole Emmys, we were just like, we wish this guy was hosting, like this guy, fuck this guy, ha ha ha. And then we win.

And I would say 50% of our joy is at winning the Emmy, but about 50% of our joy is that being able to stand up next to this piece of shit and be like, we watch and go up and get it. But then the worst thing you could possibly imagine happened. He won too. He won the next one. He won the war. And that was like, he took away all the joy

of winning the award. It was really upsetting. It was just a very low point. Did he win by himself? No idea of other people. No, his people were I think in the day of Anthony, winners, winner's circle. Oh, the seat of the basketball table.

Yeah, the loser table. Yeah, from the loser table and catch up to the people. You know, they call those people at the table, the Anthony's, I don't know if you've heard that. No, no, it's been a... Before you Dave, let's not get all sensitive. An Anthony is an award you win for off Broadway stuff. Guys, this has been very...

Yeah, right? Three, two, one. Well, Mosh, having an interview... Let me be a painter on subscriber anymore after that. No, no, no. Well, I want everything to stay the same. Come on. having an idea what to be a painter on subscriber anymore after that. I want everything to stay the same. Come on. So Dave's prepared a weird little paper for us to go through.

Albany, New York, June 17th, 1852, the Albany evening journal. Wow. I get it. I guess it's a sleep paper. Hang in there. The first, the first, the first little strangenade, the headlining shocking suicide at Dunkirk. Oh, fuck. What? At Dunkirk?

At Dunkirk. So this is maybe the third year? Three, no or two. No, I guess we are. Oh, yeah, there's this guy there waiting so this is more or two to start like, are we doing this guys? Or what the fuck's going on?

You know what? I can't believe how off I was. I can't take this anymore. This is almost 100 years. Where are the dingies? Where are my dingies? He was the Nick Drake of war. That's what we called him.

No, he's like, you know, remember those Japanese wars in post-World War II? Yeah. Like a merge from a lowland in Ireland and be like, we're still fighting against the British. He was the opposite. This guy's like a time traveler that's like, someday we will fight against the British.

We did a dollop on that one of those guys. And he was seriously up there for like 45 years. He was like, they were dropping pamphlets like for him and he was like, boom. Shit. Yeah, it's just like Bob. Bob, the war is over. Wow, their tactics are pretty specific now, huh nice try

I'd like it noted for all the listeners I just wanted your listeners to acknowledge the fact that when I went to choose the name of the freedom fighter I didn't go with some hacky ethnic Japanese name. I went with Bob And I think that it shows my progressive tendencies that shows who I am as a person Is it that or that you don't know a Japanese name? Be honest It's somewhere in the middle actually because I know I A Japanese name that would have been so hacky it would have become yeah the Bob of Japan. Yeah, no, I guess you all right Okay

But we do know one guy's name was hero. That's right. Well done with the guy you did. What recall? Yeah, one of the guys name was hero. All right, so shot. Shocking Suicide had done Kirk. This morning, our village was shocked at the intelligence of the sudden death of Mr. Isaac Smith.

It's an interesting way to put it. Forming in the machine shop at New York and Eerie Railroad. Isaac Smith, Japanese fellow, I guess. Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah. He was a native of New Hampshire, and until December last, when he came to this village, a resident of East Boston, Massachusetts,

where he had accumulated a handsome property. Oh, all right. They're really building this death up. Yeah, his wife, family, and nine children resided at this place where they arrived last Saturday. Well, there's the reason. They just moved. It's the nine kids. Come on.

That's a lot. Isn't nine kids in 1852 like having three kids in 2024? Yeah. Well, I also would, I would posit that it is also, he was probably like four of these won't make it. And then there's like nine of them. Like, Jesus Christ. Oh.

I was counting on four. And they don't even have, they don't have streaming TV. They don't really, I don't even think they have radio. So you've got to keep having kids to watch. I believe they had Hulu, but Dave, you're the history guy. But I think they did have Hulu. They had Hulu, but there was no other streaming. Yeah, which is how it was literally streaming

No, it's literally streaming back then Hulu was powered by water wheel. That's right. Yeah. No, that's true That's right. Yeah, I'm glad you made I think our listeners are here for those sort of revelations That's right. Yeah so They are not long in this suspense. I know what that means He told them the story of his wrongs Okay, so when they moved here he tells them to drive his wrongs that he had been falsely Oh, so the family moved here. So he was here

And he was really the guy and he was like yeah lobbying to the children like I was wronged and they were like, all right, Dad. Yes. Come on. Uh, that, uh, so he tells him he's been charged with the commission of an act, uh, that false as it was would seriously in his view affect his character. And that of his family. Well, uh, being of a nervous temperament and exceedingly jealous of a well-earned reputation for integrity and purity of life, any attempt to soothe and mitigate seemed only to enhance

the anguish. Oh boy. Do we know the charge? We're talking Pioneer Day cancel culture is what this is right here. That's right. This was, I think, you're like a racist street is bad. How about stealing an entire gold mine

from a group of people of color? I mean, that's bad. I'm glad you were those glasses for this, because that's, you know, yeah, you're like this cancel culture scientist. That's so true. Well, he was, this cancel culture side. That's so true. He was big. If I could just weigh in this the whole notion of cancel culture is nothing but a myth.

No one's truly bit. Hold on just a second, actually. Hey, download my new special. It's premiering now on Telegram. Reason, taught and in an evil moment, he resolved to commit to the rash deed. Having risen at an early hour and imprinted a kiss upon each one of his children, while in their beds, he retired to the lower part of the house, once the report of a little was heard. We get it, things were good financially. Good going, sorry Dave. Yeah, this guy had a nice house.

I don't know what the deal was with. Why would you kill yourself? Yeah, a's, yeah, he, this guy had a nice house. I don't know what the deal was with. Why would you kill yourself? Yeah, nice house. All right. Don't cancel me, motherfucker. Don't you turn it on me. His wife and children quickly starting from their beds met him on the stairs when he faced about

and descending into the room, he turned and throwing a rapid glance upon each of the distressed group as he quickly applied a razor to be left side of his cheek cutting a horrible gash and at the same instant exclaiming, remember I die innocent. Oh my god. This was repeated three times in quick succession. Oh, and then he was dead. Oh my god. Oh, this is.

Well, how to fuck up your kids forever? Honestly. I mean, wow, a triple. And what an audience to choose to try to declare your innocence. It's like the right children that you kissed on their forehead They already believe in pop-hop. Why don't you go down to the town square? Yeah, it's been of a home game really I mean To start with the cheek to try to cheat bleed out

The kids are like you're preaching to the choir pap papa like you don't need to do this By slash to they're like dad please dad dad God and if you're gonna do it. I don't think there's an artery in the cheek It's also pretty wild that this is in the newspaper like did a reporter run in and do an Unbelievably grizzly detailed interview of the children and the wife in order to get this all this busy turning up with his visage bathed in shadow light. Yeah.

How do they know all this? Walk me through the trauma a little deeper. It's nine kids. There really on at this time that they're usually not this detail. No, this is like, and then he gave him a wink. Yeah, and he cut. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. No, this is in depth on a horrible way to start a paper.

Yes. Couldn't agree more. I don't know who picked this story. If you ever been to Albany, New York, but this is actually kind of a happy story for Albany. This is the most exciting thing to have on the world. Albany is not the, yeah. It's not great. Dual at Savannah, a duel was fought opposite to this city between Dr. Charles Gannett and Thomas Daniel.

They fired two shots each, but neither party was injured. That's, and that's a lot of the duels right Dave a lot of Dool's were just kind of like oh well Guys it'll just be a little I shoot each other They're shooting each other to miss and then they and then they shake hands. That's the normal. Oh, they do it on purpose. It's just a flex Yeah, a lot of times sometimes they agreed to not hit each other sometimes they they would just, you know, not know and then both miss on purpose. And it's just so no one in the town square thinks they're like a bitch and they back down there just like a real man, a real doctor. Yeah, they're not pussy's. They just can't fire guns well. Look at these two men. Yeah.

And then there's always the guy when the one guys like war not going to shoot each other and then the other guy shoots him in the head and everyone's like what are you doing i'm a house kind of miss i'm the worst shot uh... trouble in central america a report from new orlands contains the announcement of a fact which may lead to serious difficulty between great britain and some of those over whom

she claims to exercise authority. Colonies. Now stop it. Stop, come on. The inhabitants of, I don't know what that says, Rustin or Ratan and of five other islands in the Bay of Honduras have refused to acknowledge British authority.

Well, that's the problem. So there you go right there. That's on them. That's their problem. What the fuck are they thinking? Yeah. That's it. Come on. Have they met the British? Yeah. I like they're all fancy and educated and sad. They drink tea. Yeah. Thank you, my yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These people run around all the way for dresses.

You don't you recognize authority. Yeah. I do. But they're not going to take any of you to a zoo. Why do you think that? They're not going to have your bones in one of their music. Days, what? Jesus Christ.

Have you guys watched the mission on Disney Plus? No. It's a great documentary about the uncontacted island in the set, said G's or whatever. Oh, yeah. My wife. I bring them the guy goes to go bring them the good word of the Bible. And they're yeah, they just murdered him. And they were like signs everywhere.

Like go one step further. These shall be murdered. This is a murder zone. Don't come here or you will be murdered. They will murder you. And he's like, I just like goes in. and they're like, hey, what's up? We're going to murder you. And then they murder him.

But it's, you know, you think I thought before like, oh, these, these people have an, uh, an internal culture of isolationism. And that's why they'll kill you. But it's actually not that at all. It's what Dave was saying. It's like, they'd watched over the years as the colonizers had come to Ireland surrounding them, brought it, bringing them disease and slavery, and they were like, uh-uh, we're good.

Anybody think we're good? We're gonna stick a fucking arrow in your ass. Well, but to be fair, would you know the story without the man who went there with the Bible to try to, you know, so kind of a bit of a chicken or the egg, kind of. One thing that I will say about that tribe that is negative, and I don't kind of a bit of a chickener of the egg, kind of one thing that I will say about that tribe that is negative and I don't want to like be accused of like, we

don't want to try. We don't want to try. We don't want to do anything. Right. But they are, they, they very much reject the authority of the British. And I think that that, I think we all seem to be. It's disgusting. It's just wrong.

It's wrong. We can't, we can't have that. Yeah, but they probably didn't see the coronation. I mean, not swung a lot of trash. That's right. Yeah. Or they didn't turn the crown for that matter. Exactly.

Yeah, back to streaming. They only have Hulu there. And unfortunately, they don't have the ad. And not even ad free. They're getting the ads. All they really only know about Fargo. That's right. They're Fargo Freaks though.

You know they're Fargo Freaks. Yeah, they love Fargo. They love Fargo. The love their Fargo freaks though you know they're Fargo freaks yeah they love Fargo they love Fargo the tribe of Fargo okay so the superintendent had given orders for the sale of the government buildings at Ratan which was done at a great sacrifice everything Everything says the dispatch is in a state of rebellion and disorder. Because they're selling their ship. Yeah, it's the sky. I agree, Dave.

It's disgusting. Rotan is an island about 30 miles in length by about 12 in breadth with a considerable trade in Mahogany. Oh, this guy went, I'll just read it, maybe I'll try. With a trade in Mahogany, die stuffs. Die and Duffy. die stuff. Okay. This doesn't feel like it's written by how's die spell D. Why E D. Why E apostree a post tree S dies STF F. F. dice

So things that are dark I Yeah, I mean die stuff and once the British get there a lot of other stuff's gonna die and then and then it says, and see the S.E.A. No, it's a C and C letter C. Sure. Oh, so this was written by some sort of Dick Tracy gangster die stuff. And see this.

I didn't know where you're going. That's right. See? Yeah. Watch out. Die. Stop. See? Yeah. And that's a harbor capacity of 500 ships. The causes of the revolt do not yet reach us, but it is not difficult to imagine them. The encroachments of the great Britain upon the rights and privileges of government and the various provinces of Central America have been too frequent Here to not to lead to the conjecture that a similar endeavor Here has met with an unexpected resistance. So they're saying yeah, of course the British are fucking killing everybody. It's a bit biased

They don't like the British in this story which again, I think much we both have an issue with obviously Yeah, I mean just as members of the Commonwealth Thank you. I just like this kind The rejection of what is so clearly a superior culture. Yep. It just helps me the wrong way. Yep. Yeah Yeah, I think once you get the salad fork you start to understand the purpose of these people Mm-hmm. Yeah, you start to understand the purpose of these people. I've always thought the first time that they get somewhere, they should explain tea time. Yeah, we're saying the same thing. You get to a perfect, like, idyllic tropical island where people have been living for thousands

of years, sort of like living off the land with healthy fruits and coconuts. And they say say but we have Figured out how to put jam on white bread and cut the crust off like you don't want to live this way Have you ever had cucumber and butter as a sandwich? Oh the idea that the British are fighting for islands with that much sun is also really shitty. They can't go there. They'll die Do you remember when I was when we were doing so many stories about Australia and I just kept saying how are they protecting themselves from the sun? And then I finally found out now mud mud rub rub mud on themselves. So these were dirty brits dirty mud covered brits. Oh, that's fascinating. You know what that'll get you right you cover cover yourself in mud. Say it.

Oh, that's fascinating. You know what, that'll get you, right? You cover yourself in mud. Say it. Cancel, that's right. Can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it. You can't do it.

You can't do it. You can't do it. Say it. You can't do it. Say it. You can't do it. Say it. You know what I'm saying?

Like everybody's just so uptight, right? Adam Corolla did his last special in mud. Yeah, you, you, you cover yourself in mud and go to one new year's Eve party and take a bunch of pictures with a bunch of celebrities and everybody says you're doing something racially insensitive. Oh, yeah. We are, what are we going to set the over under on that? Ten years? Something like that.

I mean, it feels like. Chris D'Lia, that's what happened to him. He, he covered himself in mud and then he fucked 14 years. Yeah. But that, well, you can't spell, that's his mud stuff. Well, you can't spell, that's his mud stuff. You can't spell, that's his mud stuff. You can't spell, that's his mud stuff.

You can't spell, that's his mud stuff. That's what I've always said, Dave. Can I just weigh in? Oh, sorry, just so anyone's listening most as change glasses, go ahead. Yeah, at this conversation's making me very uncomfortable. And I just, you should move on. There's a lot of very sensitive topics here. Yeah, good. I'm glad you stepped in.

It was getting a little... Actually, I'm glad somebody finally said through this. Oh, God, he's the other one. I'm glad you guys are going there. That's my thing. I go there when others don't, I do. I feel like we really could, this could be your three mics. This could be two glasses.

It's gonna be two glasses. Yeah, two glasses and you just kind of move it. Debating yourself, it's your swapping sense. One's a scumbag, one's insufferable. Who's the one who is the best at the time? And the insufferable One's a scumbag, one's in sufferable. Who's the one who is in sufferable? And the in sufferable one judging the scumbag. I could get to see an easy hour out of that.

Yeah, it's an hour. You sure don't work on it. I work on it. Yeah, yeah. I win Edinburgh. I win Edinburgh. And finally, I show respect to the British Empire. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you get the award for free, by the way. The one guy is canceled cashier. Oh, that's good too. Cancer, that's good. Who's the other guy?

That's a tough one. We'll get there. He's annoying scientisty, right? Quick Sotic? No, no, no, that doesn't work. Questioning cashier. That's good. Questioning cashier, yeah.

There they are. The two cashiers. That's the name of the show, the two cashiers. Yeah, oh, this is beautiful Casher in the ride. Oh, that was a bad. I apologize. We'll cut that. That's the name of my first book, dude I've got a bad one. That's a great one. You know that Crazy of you to reference my most heartfelt work as a fucking joke show that not only have you not Man, I really I really wish your wife I would drop not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you not only have you He had a It's quite a it's quite an early years. What's your say? Oh really? Yeah

Yeah, it ends read it the subtitle of casher in the rise the true tale of a white boy from Oakland who became a drug addict criminal mental patient and then turned 16 Holy fuck Yeah, it was really early. Yeah, I was he was living like I've read it. I've read it Oh, you read it. Yeah, yeah, I read it now now it chokes your memories Yeah, I'm ready. That was a riff that was from deep within like I think I understand what happened You read the book. Yes, affected you on such a deep emotion. Yes, yes, that it was almost your trauma I was gonna say your trauma was I blocked out your trauma. That's how bad it was. Yeah, wow that's super sensitive of you And I actually really appreciate that.

I'm just glad we got to a place where I'm not red faced anymore. That's what I feel good about. Yeah. The reality of it is I was so insulted by the fact that you ripped on the title of my book and clearly haven't read it, that I'm going to come to your home, slash my face three times. Please read the Kindle version of Casher and the Rye and then I'm out. Okay, I think that's a fair reaction. That really is.

That's fair reaction. A more adept mind would have easily been able to be like, I know. That was the joke. That's the joke. That's the joke. That's the joke. That's the joke That's the joke Alright, what's up Dave? What do we got? And we're also brought to you in part by Airbnb Dave. I love staying at Airbnb's I've told you this before my buddies and I get together twice a year and we always find some amazing spots via Airbnb

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have to say human bodies. Everybody knows. Not necessarily. It can be dogbugs. I'm not sure you have to say great excitement either. It's sort of fascinating. The discovery of 12 human bodies in a shanti on the road to walnut hills which purported to be a chemical laboratory oh shit uh... this is the owner okay early methamission yeah yeah this uh... this is a eighteen hundred and that explosion

uh... the owner dr., has been arrested for trial. It is supposed his business has been arranging skeletons for colleges and that the dead bodies had been procured for that purpose. So, okay. Well, this is the thing we've talked about a little bit before. Oh, yeah. Right where like the... There's a lot of body.

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I'm going to kill myself in front of my family. Everything feels straight out of Ikebod. Yeah, yeah, it's me. Yeah, it really does. Small town. Yeah. It's really crazy. It yeah, yeah, it really does. Small town. Yeah. It's really crazy. It is and things are really boring. Like people will be like a guy came to town and everyone will come on. Oh, there was a guy who like watch back and watch in the town and everyone was like, holy fuck, this guy's, you gotta see this guy walk back. Make a week of it.

That's all needed back then. I once watched every best picture winner in order and the first like 15 best pictures, the only reason they won is because somebody just figured out how to move a camera on wheels. They're just like, that's it. That's it. I feel the camera seemed to move from place to place. Nobody knew anything back then so you could kind of entertain people with almost anything. When I also there were no drugs. Yeah, right?

Yeah, at this point, they're, I don't think that there was heroin, like as we, the morphine heroin, yeah, but they definitely had heroin. Cocaine, I don't know what to say. Mass produced. Yeah, cocaine, I think is around at this point. I might be wrong. Yeah, I feel like that's a big problem too. It's like small town, no drugs.

We're going to be digging up dead body. Yeah, and I do feel like we'll get back there I feel like there's so much of time right now where I feel like we are just like kind of tilting back there Like I'm not sure why we'll be digging up the bodies, but I definitely feel like at some point it'll be Nope, they'll be a purpose. It'll come back actually. I don't know this is a bit of an aside But you know about but you know about the Fermi paradox. No. The Fermi paradox is, you know, some astronomers said, okay, we figured out that the universe is infinite, which means, or close enough to infinite, it might as well be infinite, which means that there's an infinite amount of stars, which means that there's an infinite

amount of planets rotating around those stars, which means there's an infinite amount of possibilities that there are other beings out there that are alive in the universe. If there's an infinite amount, why haven't they gotten here? Why haven't they come to visit us? And there's a bunch of different like wrangling about why, maybe it's too far away, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the most recent thing that I read about it really is very dark and scary, and I think probably true, which is that every single planet, every single society goes through the same process that we're going through, where they overpopulate and overpopulate and strip mine the resources of their planet as they progress towards space exploration.

By the time you get to space exploration, you've gotten to touch a high degree of population and such a high degree of having straight mind the resources of your planet. That you either, by the time you're ready to leave the planet to go see if there's aliens out there, you're going to die. You won't have anything left. You won't have any resources left

and you'll have too many people to be able to give them to the people, so you have two choices. One is to keep progressing, and then you'll all go extinct. Or two is to stop progressing and go dark, like kind of what you're saying. Go back to digging up dead bodies. And then you just become like an 1852 floating in the sky where you could have been a space exploration. I think the point is you can never get the space exploration because you will supersede your ability to feed your people before you get there.

Yes. And you know what I say to that? Elon fucking must. What does that even mean? That's what I say to that. Sure. What do you mean? That guy is going to save the planet.

It feels like it took a real weird turn real fast. I also feel like there's no way these other planets would come visit us at the like why would you come here now? Yeah. Well, for the same reason that the British went to whatever that island was. Yeah, okay. I have to get us to pay all my money. All right. Oh, you think tea cakes are nice? You think tea cakes are nice. By the way, interdimensional transport? I'm gonna sell space British to Hulu without question.

Britten the planet. Yeah, that is some dark shit. Okay. Yeah, the basic idea is, no one will ever come because you cannot get to the phase where you can come without destroying every living or eating or eating or anything like that. It's exciting. We can see it.

We can see it happening. Yes. More than ever. We are moving too quickly in destruction to for saving our destruction to be able to catch it. It is not moving at the speed it needs to move to super seed our destruction. Without question, we are, there's no way. I mean, every day you're like, oh, like the way, like we, David, I talked about this,

like how five years ago, 10 years ago, what we thought was going to end our civilization. Now we're like, hopefully that's what gets us. Yeah, we all start smoking again, because we're like, I think lung cancer has a shot here. I think we can. Yes. No, I mean, that's why I'm pro AI. Because AI has a very strong possibility of destroying us all. But we have a full 100% possibility of destroying us all.

At least that shot with AI. I get that. That's interesting. Yeah. Yes. They might be our benevolent overlords and they might be able to live much as uh... uh... the people are down to try a robot overlord at this point i mean yeah human overlord definitely seems like it's

not worth no yes way yes no but that's why we gotta give you a lot of us could take a really because he's not human he's someone I have this robot in human yes that's I had this fantasy that he finally builds his rocket And he gets in it and is like see you later suckers, and then it just goes up like 50 feet and explodes and everybody Yeah, that's the end of the moon the loony tune. Yeah, yeah The galt Canada reporter relates, the circumstances attending a surgical operation by which a piece of iron was taken from a man's arm.

Hmm. So the, the reporter went to an operation. To see iron launched. Things were fucking boring back then. Yes, this is, this is, I mean, I had the guy, you know, cutting it like cheek, cheek-assiding. That's exciting. That's exciting.

A man getting a little iron take, come on, come on. Come on. It was between the muscle and the bone. Oh, okay. Which had been there without his knowledge for seven months. What? That's, I mean, look, I'm, I'm a lot of things. I have a lot of faults.

Yeah, many. I'm pretty fucked up. I would say on a few levels, but some would say so many. I would say so many. It's in Calc. Go ahead. Yeah. I would know if there was a bar of men iron in your eye, I would just be like, I would be

like, what's this? Yeah. David, are you aware, are you aware that you have a hands-free mic that's attached to the side of your face? Let's see if I can do this. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, boy. There's a reason. There's a reason for that sad thing that's happened.

Yeah, well Dave's doing a lot of day trading. Um, so, uh, he's really, yeah, you got to see him on the, oh yeah, he's big, he's real big now. You know who likes day trading. This guy right here. Yes. That's right. This leaves that's right.

I'm sorry of two glasses, but the glass are being swapped. I feel like these quick trades are actually decimating our economy and making speculation more important than survival. Okay. Hey, want you shut the fuck up and get two mics right now on telegram. There we go. There we go. At the Emmys there will be two chairs both for you, which I think. So the bar had been forced into the flesh by the bursting of his gun while he was hunting in England. How do you not notice this?

How is it surprising? I mean, the arm must be fucked up. Maybe your injuries are so bad. That's your only reason. You've already healed and there's like shrapnel left inside of you. Oh, right, okay, right. Yeah, that's right. You're screaming out.

There's other shit that's focused on you. Right, that's true. It was part of the barrel of the gun, an inch and a half long and of a rough and jagged surface. It gave no pain or uneasiness and he discovered its presence accidentally. Wow. So just kind of, how does it not hurt? It is weird. Also, what's the discovery process? What was he doing? Yeah. He must have just been scratching him,

be like, oh, what the fuck? It's like a deep splinter when it starts to rise. And you're like, oh, whoa. Well, you know, and it'll push, it would have pushed it out. I wonder eventually, doesn't your body eventually reject every foreign object that's in the end of it? No, no.

Dave says that was great of 30. What's that Dave? Yeah, I still have a piece of lead from when when I was in eighth grade And someone tried to stab me with a pencil. I put my hand. I've never been more on another student side I have a little I don't know. I don't even need to hear anything else, but that kid's a fucking hero So I have a piece of lead in my head. Yeah good little always been it doesn't come out I talked to doctors like should I take this out? He's like is it hurt? I was like no, and he goes well It looks like it's fine.

Well, it sounds like a good doctor by the way. Yeah, but it sucks. So every time you jerk off, it looks like a little kid with scribble scrabble in all over. You're dick looks like an animal scrabble in all over. Folks scribble scrabble in all over. That's a nice imagery though. Come on.

It's great. I'm still getting over scribble scrambling all over. Might need a minute. It's all about word choice, fellas. That really is. Learning. The name of the comedy game. Oh, this news is out of bunker hill bunker hill.

An intelligent and very respectable gentleman by the name of Ebenezer's snail who is still living at the age of 80 and upwards was in a cornfield with a, oh, comma, black guy, a black on the seventh day. No, okay. Hey, the past times to be right back. I would have shot at the squares face. Let me just say if Ebenezer's smell is not in a cornfield, something's wrong. And over 80.

And over 80. I believe Ebenezer needs to be in the corner. Ebenezer, yes. And he went outside of a cornfield is illegal. Yeah, it's like dreams. If he steps out of the cornfield, he starts to disappear. He has to be in there to survive.

Yeah, yeah, a much weirder movie. I just don't got what is he want? I don't he just keeps saying the end word. I really it is bad out there. We need to move. He keeps saying if you build it, I might come. Yes, this is this is news from 100 years ago. So he was in a cornfield with a black guy on the 17th of June 1776 and the township of Cummington, Massachusetts. How did Cummington get it? Stop it. Come on. We're all better. I had to work. Communities. Yeah, you just think into that

scribble. Scrabble and all over coming to him. Ring the bell, Dave. That's a double scribble scrabble. It's two times the point. Double glasses. Double glasses. Double scribble. Scrabble. No way. What time it is? Come on, everybody. scribble scribble scribble. No way, it is. Come on, everybody. So 120 miles west of Bunker Hill, by the course of the road,

sometime during the day, the black I was lying on the ground, it remarked to Ebenezer that there was a war somewhere. Okay, sure. For he could distinctly hear the firing. So Ebenezer put his ear to the ground and also heard the firing distinctly and for a considerable time. He remembers the fact which made him a deep, which made a deep impression on his mind. As plainly as though were yesterday, few instances are on record of cannon being heard at so great a distance on land, especially on land of irregular surface and abounding with forest. So they put their ear to the ground to hear cannon fire to confirm a war.

Ebenezer and a black man. I have to tell you, the narrative lengths that people will go to to obscure a homosexual affair is well. Well, I was in there and you know, with the black fella and we heard Canon, we were searching for Canon. Oh, we both put our ears to a ear of corn, just to see if what we just looking for Canon, sir. And to get the, yeah, to get the clothing off as to not hinder the sound.

And I thought, I thought he had a cannon. So I was sucking the ball up. Please don't tell my wife. There was a war going on inside of me. Yes, yes, that's what it was, sir. That's what it was, sir. That's what it was. Oh, God. We learned that a writ of

nay exeete. Sure. Beautiful pronunciation. No, no, huh? Nay exeete. That's the, that's the, that's the Latin, which I'm obviously very fluent. Yeah. they exceed that's the that's the the Latin which I'm obviously very fluent yeah of nay excite was issued against missing clare yesterday but on what pretends her attorneys would not ascertain the sheriff went on board the Asia but quote the lady was nay seen so we're missing a lady after making it after making it as thorough a search as time permitted between Jersey City and Sandy Hook The hunter returned without his prey. There was some talk of breaking open state-room doors But Captain Jutkins quietly remarked that any movement was made to violate the sanctity of the ladies apart He's the person attempting it. We go overboard

Go in order point of clarification the sanctity of the ladies of partners, the person attempting it, we go overboard. Go ahead. Point of order, point of clarification. We'd love to know what Sandy Hook has to do with it. Yeah, it seems a bit specific. Between Jersey and Sandy Hook. Okay. Okay.

I'm starting to go on Alex Jones' side a little bit after that. I mean, that's very, very specific, really. Who knew that's been a whole thing lately. You know, the, the, the, let's just say the Jimmy Torotypes have been saying, Alex Jones was right all along. He knew about 9-11 before, how did he know? Yeah. How did he know?

How did he know? How did he know? How did he know? How did he know? How did he know? How did he know? How did he know? How did hecy? I don't know. Inside job. I think they're just trying to say he's really smart. Inside job. They were going to do it. Oh, inside job.

They were going to do it. Inside job. It's steel doesn't melt at that. Come on, dude. Show me the tech, right? Or whatever. Oh, how much do you think watermelons are right now? Back then, a watermelons.

52. In New York City. How much do they go out for? Half a penny. I'll say eight cents. watermelons are right now back then a watermelon in in New York City how much they're they're gone for half a penny I'll say eight cents 25 to 50 cents wow what the fuck that's maybe not cheap I'm starting to come around on by dynamics maybe that's maybe that's newsworthy because they're so expensive it must be that is pricey it's a lot uh... the watermelon now for four four dollars five dollars

this is like uh... i think it's more than that now it's probably six or seven six bucks and we're more than a is a hundred years ago it's but i it feels like that's a sizeable yet they didn't have watermelon uh't have watermelon farms in the same way. Maybe they were harder to come by. No, you're right Dave, they're six or seven dollars. Right now. Yeah.

Wow, do I sound like an elitist prick or what? I do. You can order a watermelon for $20 from Amazon. That is crazy. I'm gonna get you guys a couple of watermelons if that's cool. I'm gonna get your addresses after this. Who's one, it's it's a Bristol Farms Watermelon for each year. We send every gas every guy's watermelons. Oh, yeah, you're welcome. It's awesome.

Um, the gypsies who arrived recently in New York and I like how you're censored whatever they said for Black Eye, but gypsies you came. Oh Dave loves the G. There's the word I love. I'm not giving up'm not giving up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's how he's gonna get booked on Corolla Yeah, Dave double to town on that one The Gypsies who are right Jesus Christ Dave. What are you getting? Stop Quit restarting. I gotta restart.

No! The gypsies who arrived in New York from Europe and in Captain Hoboken are on their way west. They stopped a while at Buffalo. Well, they don't know how the fuck. I think they're a band. That's the worst what trailer they on. How do you get to Buffalo from Hoboken? You're going west? You're a little too good at geography

if you're red flagging all this. That's north. Basically. Stop. Like anybody else would be like, yeah, that root does make makes no sense to me. Oh, yeah. Hoboken, a buffalo. Are you kidding me? I actually thought they were the same until you said something. In all their wanderings, they adhere to their custom of dwelling intents and subsisting by the arts peculiar to themselves. Okay, that was actually fairly nice for what they could have said. It's a bit demeaning still, but all right. Well, but still said. Yeah, there's no excuse.

For 1852, this is pretty, pretty PC. This is good. It's actually PR is what it feels like. Get the word out there. We're just doing weird arts and the dumbest route across America. Art's peculiar to art. Art's peculiar to art.

In Buffalo, where it's going to go over real good. Here's a book review. The Old Engagement, a spinster's story by Julia Day, published by Harper's, heroes and heroines in novels are so uniformly youthful and so generally insipid that it is quite refreshing for variety if nothing else. To find one in which they are a pair of sensible people on the shady side of 35. Oh my god. Wow, what a great book. This sounds pretty good. Just really thought 1852 couldn't get any more boring. Even, even, 80 Jane comes out with the shady side of 35. you're you're you're escape in the most boring time ever is to read a book about

non-paculier 30 something oh What I was like great wait yeah reality is horrible, but at least I can read a book about two people who I feel like I live next door to And coming soon from Harper's Ebenezer scrubs a tale of the cornfield. We were just taking corn. I swear. Add to this that it is a simple story of English everyday life. That is so, more easy and natural way. Monty, it's about, I would love some.

Chapter six. They should have delivered, they should have delivered those books to that island. Oh, but everybody could have read the book and then like this does seem like a superior culture. We will welcome you with open arms. Although it is not at all romantic or terrific. It is, or terrific. Very good. Specifically, not terrific.

To be clear, this book is not terrific. This is not a terrific book, but it is very good, specifically non-trifect to be clear, this book is not terrific. This is not a terrific book, but it is very good. The young people are calling it mid. Yeah. Interesting correspondence, the ladies of New York and the expected exiles. To Governor Cossoth, sir, we are aware that your aged mother, your sisters and their children driven forth from their hearth stone are coming to the new world to seek protection beyond the blighting shadow of a book review or this is now just becoming very personal. Okay, so our gentleman friend who collected these stories for us, put this note in here. This is the 1850s equivalent of celebrities signing letters for like, this is cameo for an affairs stuff. So it's like, it's because-

Oh. Kusuth was briefly the rule of Hungary after getting the country to rebel against the Austrian Empire, but two years later, the Russians came in. And it was over. So they're all reaching out to this guy who for two years were right. So people are all like getting in front of each other to be like,

no, I'm going to say you had it rough. Right. That kind of thing. Not terrific. Yeah. We know that despotism cowardly as cruel fears, the spell of the name, you have illustrated, and dare not even, though it be born by defenseless women, permitted existence on the eastern continent. It goes on and on, We don't really know that. It really does kind of go to show you how difficult it was to get over the horrors of war back then.

Like, you know, now you're seeing everything on cast from a drone in Ukraine. Like, this is literally just some flowery article. Like the sheer terror. The bodies were, nobody's, but nobody cares. They're just scrolling to the next article. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It's good though And the way that we're going back to the 1850s. It's the right direction. I'm looking forward. Yeah. I'm enjoying the ride Cast iron pavement Well, I think we've reached the boring part

i think we've reached the boring part ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stone what the fuck real what in the fuck just happens this is like an Instagram movement where the guys like dude what could you cast iron this is fucking New York's you're talking about frozen metal and not to mention the summer yeah the summer not great to walk down a cast iron road I'd say not great not great. Not great. That's great. It's like a grittle. It's like the whole town is a grittle. It's like if Guy Fieri is on the city. Don't forget to season this sidewalk. Yeah. Look at that beautiful. Get those chives in there. lives in there. With estimates of the cost for the same, so they're going to cost the same to do it as

iron as it would in stone. Okay. Wow. What? Such pavement having been successfully applied to the paving of streets in Scotland, another place. So they've done this elsewhere. Oh, God.

And they're thinking it's a good idea. This is a good idea. This is a good. Who would this is one of the best faces greatest thing to walk on possible? Cast iron. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, that's the craziest. Now I want to find out what happened. We should do this to us. Are there any, are there any cities left where they have cast iron side? I bet we'll get one what not to keep tilting us back to the 18th Well, there will be a town at some point that'll be like yeah climate change my ass Well, there's also that idea that the Romans had superior

Concrete have you heard talked about this? Yeah, no Apparently the concrete that that made up the Roman Empire was so vastly superior. This is what I saw on an Instagram video. So it could be total bullshit. College, but they had the composition more sophisticated during the Roman times than we do now. They it's somehow like bends and contracts according to whether better than the stuff that we have now, which is why our stuff is always cracking. Yeah, but we're going to have a better collapse. So that's true. That's right.

So take that. That's crazy. There's a lot of stuff like that where they're like they're irrigate. They just were like we still are just, it's not great. I'll tell you who wasn't ashamed of meeting up with a black bell and a corn. Here we go. Is the Roman. There we go. The Roman.

Good. At all. They had full carte blanche to do that and they would have to make up a story. And for those of you listening, I think you know which glass is most is wearing for that joke. Yeah, they wouldn't. They would be like, what were you doing out there in the field? I was fucking Jeff. We both fucked each other.

There we are. And then we ate each other's puke. Why? Why in a field. I was fucking Jeff. We both fucked each other. There we are. And then we ate each other's puke. Why? Why in a field? Why not at the temple? We just the moment struck us. We'll do it in there as well. I was. I was near grapes. Oh, here's a point out. Dave, you're also progressive and have been for longer than me. And when you went to choose a Roman lover, you didn't do some hacky racist thing like

Bersivius or Locatus, you went straight to Jeff. And I think that really shows the kind of bravery cause you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you very much. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Gareth would not do that. No, no, he would have done something. Yeah, you know me, yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Garrett would not do that. No, no You know me. Yeah, my references

Very adept with my references. I am He's like way that it's a full name. It's gypsy Jeff Jesus Christ Dave Dave. Enough. Here's an ad. Pulverized bones or bone manure? Wow. What, bone poop? Coming soon to a sidewalk near you. Oh.

Oh. There's certain terms you're just never prepared for it. I believe bone manure is one of them. Well, that's not a thing. Well, come on. I kind of get what they're saying. I do too, yeah. They're like, it's fertilized, but made from bones.

Oh, good. Okay, Dave. Dave, you're just stuck in that 21st century manure thing. I get caught up in manure. Yeah, yeah, a lot of times. No, I just met Jeff in a pile of manure. Yeah. The superior order of this manure over other manuars consists not alone in its durability

when properly applied. Its effects are as immediate and marked as any of the most popular compositions in use. I guess it's really what do you want out of your manure? I mean, that's really what do you want to grow stuff? Or do you want to just kind of have it to be like a dusty little area? It's up to you. Oh, it says it's application is not of necessity

is frequent vegetation being quite as luxuriant the second and third years, isn't the first. So we're talking years. Yeah, it sounds like it lasts for years years i think only because you stop using oh no it seems like that still a thing still a thing is it really or we're still doing bone manure yet we're still doing bone

bone meal some of its called but you're still using bone for stuff so that's cool i know it's a most of the time we talked to the other can we talk to the other? Can we talk to the gardener? Oh, yeah. Wait, this guy? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, now you just call him a new or high guy? Hi, fellas. How you doing? He seems like he knows more about soil than the other Mosher. Yeah, it's much more much more. You use bone and hair? What bone manure? Yeah, what's what's as bone better than other manure, like a manure from actual shit?

One of the beautiful parts of the bone manure process is just able to give you a really wholesome and organic feeling. Hey guys, our ratings are dry. I hate to say our ratings are dropping at this most. Yeah, the other guy is really. It's not always about ratings, it's through this. Sometimes it's about just about the truth.

Yeah, it's just for sponsors and stuff. We really got to keep the numbers up So an ecological perspective. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's great poop Best thing about Bowman or it's not shit Fuck it less, but you want it to be in your garden more. Yes, I don't want my garden smelling like poop. Yeah, I go out dead. Yes, yes, we're back. We're back.

That was close. We are back. Holy shit. I'm at a couple of ladies in my time. They were a bit of bone manure, if you know what I mean. All right, very spicy. A little, we're walking the line now, but I love it. I do love being this one this but the ratings are unbelievable

The ratings are unbelievable. Yeah, we've even got a bone broth sponsor somehow. I don't know how we're yeah Just great. Oh boom bone broth. What the fuck? Oh, no, no, no, no, we'll say the bone broth Not the other glass. Oh, no, you I'm okay. I love this guy, but I just think he's only there to yeah I'm cooking up a batch of bone broth myself if you know Visitors are flocking to Newport in unwanted numbers wow The Boston Post says they take their its imprensities medicine chess with them. Whoa That's a quote. I mean what's that mean? What does that mean medicine chess? Oh, maybe there that maybe it's true Yes, that's right imagine. Yeah, it's kind of was it like up. I guess yeah, it makes sense at this time

They would be going there for like fancy person parties and you know, yeah doing it. Yeah, kind of doing some incidents and stuff like that I could get it's like the hate street of its time in a weird way yeah the panorama respectfully to the matron of the orphaness asylum madame I tend to you an invitation to bring your children to see the panorama of the creation and deluge which I have now on exhibit in Bleaker Hall. Monday afternoon is set apart for their reception. If this meets with your approbation, please address and answer. Respect for the yours, Dr. E. Beale.

This is just a note. Someone wrote to somebody and he got published in the newspaper. This is, I think this was how you got the word out back there. Hey, Martha, what you want to meet me at the panorama? Oh, God, you printed that. And so what is the panorama? It's a, it sounds like, um, it sounds like the spirit. Well, you two would play it. So panoramas work like we've, it sounds like the spirit. Okay, you two would play there. So panoramas work like we, it's a panorama,

it's a big painting, it's a long painting of like, whatever the town or whatever. So this is big. I think a well-known one. I come have a look at the whole town in one painting. I see a panorama or two in my life, I think there's something that still exists. Like, you know, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old know old TV panoramas. Yeah, yeah airports have them

Some comedy clubs will go be boldly paint them behind you. That's fun. Yeah, then you can do a whole Godzilla thing Anyway, garythrenals.com for a look. Okay Dr. E. Beale respected sir. I appreciate your E. Beale E. B. Oh, there's no doctor. E. B. You feel 1000 dollars It's 1852. I'm adjusting for inflation. So good.

One million watermelons. Fuck. I hate to say that this show just peaked, but I believe we just got where we and by the way, guess which glasses we're being worn. I'm just saying you damn right. Listen, I don't know if an Austin Powers riff on a 2023 podcast has ever felt more satisfying. I agree.

I was I was embarrassed going into it, but happy on my way out. I felt I felt every part of that. Yeah. A little hesitant going in. Obviously, it's an Austin Powers it, but happy on my way out. I felt every part of that. Yeah, a little hesitant going in, obviously. It's an Austin Powers Rift, but then really, with $1,000 or watermelon, so I think it came. There's a great story from not even my life, but from Natasha's life, my wife Natasha Lajero, the famed comedian, where she had a New Year's party one year.

And this is like, probably 10 is like probably 10 years ago, or 12 years ago, so it's modern time. And she invited all of her comedian friends so some of the best comedians in the world are at this party. So Dave didn't get invited, keep going. Dave wasn't there, I wasn't there. So Dave and I were hanging out together in a corn field.

But anyway, she hired an Austin Powers impersonator, like 15 years after the movie came out, to arrive at midnight and start doing like street theater among some of the great comics of Los Angeles. The imagery of that is just one of the greatest things I can imagine, just like an annoying Austin Powers impersonator. Yeah, baby, be brave. Be brave. No, this is weird. power the yeah baby hey

no this is really not shout all right please stop at midnight midnight i just love it i wish i wish we had footage of such a yeah right i appreciate your kind of mutation to bring our orphans to see your splendid panorama i greatly accept your invitation on mond Monday will bring them to witness. This is just an invitation in the fucking paper And then she says yes, it's like hacking an email Yeah, it's weird. We are going backwards, and this is what text messages will be yeah

Yeah, they really will And a droid young pickpocket was detected yesterday in the act of obstructing a hankerchief from Magetalman's pocket. Well, during the fireman's parade. Wow. That's a lot of good details. Wow. But it's really a kid took a hankerchief is really the headline. Yeah, it's a cry. A kid took a hankerchief. Yeah. So that's pretty. It's the the bipping of yesterday. Yeah. You guys familiar with bipping? Now, it's a phenomenon in the Bay Area, and I'm sure it's coming to Los Angeles,

if it's not here already, of roving bands of what was once thought to be random teenage hoodlums bipping, which is what they call breaking the window of a parked car in like one second and grabbing the bag out of it, but they have completely realized that they are in fact much more sophisticated and organized crime than they thought because they have like Bluetooth detectors. They're not choosing cars or random.

They're choosing cars that are emitting Bluetooth signals so that they know they'll get a laptop or an iPhone or an iPad. Oh shit. And my friend, in fact, it's so organized and my friend said, because it's a phenomenon in Oakland, my hometown, that he was at a restaurant and he saw these kids come by, they break the window, they use like the flint of a spark plug, because that will shatter a car window instantly.

So they saw them do it, they broke the window, and some goods to Americans came and chased the kids off. So they broke the window and they go, hey, get out of here, kids and the kids took off. And one minute later, a different car with a different group of kids, changed the chain car, jumped out and grabbed the thing that hadn't been stolen. So they're roving bands of hoodlums that are taking more than just handkerchiefs these days. Wow. Wow. What a good future is exciting. Oh, wait. So 15 silk handkerchiefs were found in his possession. Oh, he's got one of those

jackets that he opens up instead of watches. It's just a bunch of head. Or he's a magician. Or he's just a hanky magician. I mean, sorry, I'm a magician. That's, yeah, that's perfect. Well, I love it. I'm up for bipping. I'm gonna go bipping. If the idea is, you can open a b-over. There's the old weird guy who kind of runs the, or the little pocket, big pocket thing. Older weird guy? I think you mean Jewish guy.

Sorry, it's not weird. Oh, Jesus. It's an older Jewish fella. Sorry, I love that. I got weird. I love the show. I have a big, so, I even just a Jewish guy.

Yeah, you might, and I love the Jewish. I shouldn't you love the Jewish people Okay, okay, okay, I'm glad you said that okay fuck that was so I can't believe right at the end really so close to Can't and by the way The glasses to try to cancel me if I may yeah No, here we go. Sorry. Hold on. I got a friend in town What was weird about it makes actually what did you think was weird about Reagan? The age difference. Yeah, the age difference.

And that's it. There's nothing wrong with intergenerational love. Wait, I don't know what glasses I'm supposed to be wearing anymore. I was just eyes are bleeding. Well, motion, what can we, what can you promote? I mean, there's a promote something. That's why he's here. If you are a fan of history, which I think you are by virtue of listening to this, I

have a brand new book coming out January 30th called Subculture Vulture and it is three things. It is a comedy. It is a memoir and it is a history of six of America's, the six of America's subcultures that have defined me and my life. They are AA in the 12 steps, 12 steps, deafness and sign language interpreting and ASL movement, burning man where I worked for 15 years.

The rave scene, I was a promoter and a DJ and a sober ecstasy dealer from ages 16, the like 25, and stand up comedy and a Hasidic Judaism. These are the worlds that have kind of created me. And so it's a book in six scenes basically, and each of the scenes gets like a comedic historical rundown from the very beginning. It's truly just a comedic history.

That's awesome. What you guys do on the podcast. And then at a certain point, I enter into the narrative and it becomes about my time in those worlds and how they define who I am. How can, where can people go order this? Where is the place? You can, in fact, it's available for pre-order now.

It's coming out on Random House. The URL for this is very bad. So I'll just say, if you go to MochaCasher, m-o-s-h-e-k-a-s-h-e-r.com, mochacasher.com, you will be linked to a pre-order thing. If you want a pre-order, we've got this really cool online event where I have six moderators, one from each of the different worlds, Nick Krolls doing it, Otsuko is doing it,

Maldemarco is doing it for the deaf world. Reggie Watts is doing it for the rave scene. I have a lot of fun people so everybody can come to that online event. If you pre-order, I'm super proud of it. I worked super hard on it and I think it's my best work That's right. Yeah Casher in the right or I thought you're gonna say this show. Yeah, but oh this show of course But the prequel to this book is Casher in the right and and this is like what happened next basically It's a little history of comedy and I love it. That is a great. Those are also my six things.

Dave, that's true. Dave, you know, a Dave actually speaking of which, I was thinking about doing what other worlds I could do, and I thought for a split second about surfing, but I just was like, I'm no authority, and I mean, I think I could have gotten away with doing it from a no authority perspective, but that is the world that Dave and I share.

I mean, it's kind of true. The book is kind of about how these, and people of our age in particular, how these sort of random, um, chance dice rolls of your life would create who you are. Yeah, yeah, go to the beach one day, you fall in love with surfing right now. Did you, did you not do one about surfing because you'd have to work with Dave? Did you avoid the surfing one specifically because you'd have to work with Dave further? Is that? Yeah, I didn't want Dave to hit me up and say, let's talk about it.

Yeah, right. Actually, Dave and I weirdly enough have never been surfing together. We've done comedy together. We've hung out, but we've never gone to the beach together. We should change that in 2024. I don't agree. A lot of people quit surfing when they find out that I surf. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I use the surf a lot. You're the thing that's going to finally take the post pandemic surge out that I serve. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I use the serve a lot. You're the thing that's gonna finally take the post pandemic surge out of the water. So we're all grateful for you for starting. Yeah. Well, because every time Dave's paddling to a wave, he talks about COVID and people like,

I gotta go. I can't. Even here, we must be where. You know, the wastewater levels, you know, I'm gonna go home. I really can't do this. You guys hear what's going on in Italy right now? The hospitals are a mess!

He says, he says, he says, he doesn't even have a surfboard. What the hell's he doing out here? He's paddling on a series of sewn together KN95 masks. Ah, shit. All right well folks, thank you so much for joining us and hopefully everyone goes, that book sounds fucking incredible. So hopefully, it's really great. Yeah, I hope everybody gets it and enjoys it. I really, I'm very proud of it.

It's like, it is similar to what you guys do on your podcast. It's like finding the fun in these historical stories and also it's a very emotional kind of, anyway, I'm proud of it. Yeah, it sounds great. So, there you go. Great. Great, you guys were having a lot of fun. it sounds great. So there you go. Great. Great you guys were having you appreciate it Of course, bye

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