The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 58 - The Past Times with Kirsty Webeck

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

This week Dave Anthony picks a paper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Kirsty Webeck.   Redbubble Merch

Alright everybody, welcome to the Pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date history picked up by Dave Anthony. I'm Garrett Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Kierstee, we back. Hello, we back. Thank you for joining us, first of all. Thanks for having me. It's

a pleasure. The honor. And we feel like people should just follow you on your socials for upcoming tour dates and stand updates, all that bullshit, right? So your social is your socials, just your name, which is K-I-R-S-T-Y, we back, W-E-B you've, you're looking at you. You're in that, oh, you've got the job. You're a money agent. I'm drunk too. Keep that in mind. Yeah.

Not sober. I'm drunk. So, Kirstie, we're going to go through a, I heard the intro. Pretty self explanatory. We got a weird paper. I like to try to guess the year that this paper is going to be from and we invite you to do the same. It could, I mean, Dave, what is our

earliest as what? Like, 1600? Yeah, the earliest one was like the 1670s, I think. It was very strange. Yeah, we won't do that. There was that one. A guy beat up a witch. You turned out to be an old lady, but you, you know, Oh, America's pretty standard before America, we were doing that. That still happens. Yeah, absolutely. There's a lot of fucking witches. Um, so yeah. I, we, so it could be recentish. I'm gonna guess. I think the guy who Dave has due the research for us probably heard his note that Dave wants some earlier

ones done. I think we're starting to dip into that. I'm really peeling back the curtain here in a fun way. Yeah, shut up Dave. I'm in the middle of prognosticate. I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess that this is an 1855 paper. I'm fierce to your more than willing. More than welcome to have a guess. I'm gonna get a little bit ahead. Guareth is wrong. Doesn't matter. Thank you. Can you give me a less cryptic hint? Yeah. What? He's off by...

I like 70 some odd years. Alright, he's off by 70. Oh, it's me. I'm going... I'm going 19, 20 or 18. Oh, that's so close! It's 19, how did you do that? That... You are so good at this. I Used to be a fun show we used that And then it's just become a nightmare to do it. It's not fun. It's

Congratulations, I'm having the time in my last night You It's someone asked to be. You're stealing from me for it, but that's fine. Okay, so 1919, America paper? Yep, this is an American paper. Okay. All right. All right. Well, that narrows it down. That narrows it down to America.

There's only two. It is June 16th, 1919, Bismarck, North Dakota. Favorite spot of mine. Here's the, it's a hell of a spot. Is it? Oh, no. Have you ever been out to the middle of Australia where it's just nothing?

Yeah. You know, you've got the outback, we call this the in front. Not good. It's being marked the capital of the in front. Yeah, it's probably the capital of North Dakota. It actually has a capital. Pierre is a South? I don't care.

Sure. What does it matter? They should be one state. So the capitol's Pierre. They're just the Dakota. All right. Page one. This is news off the, coming off the border, the Mexican border.

Two persons killed at El Paso in seven are wounded by Mexican fire. Wow. Yeah. Just so you know, they're far away from the Mexican border. So this is a tag they're picking up the Texas news for the North Dakota paper. Okay.

So very little's happening for the North Dakota paper. Yeah. And continues to be that way. Okay In fighting war wars. So war is is right across the border from war as an El Paso or on the sides of the border from each other Dave's try to make work the the the Mexican and rebel troops fought in the streets of war as Saturday night and Sunday night at bullets fired by rebel troops came across the real grand and two persons were killed and seven wounded on the American side. Wow. So these are we actually count these as

casualtees. Now if it was the other way around, nothing. Nothing. Doesn't matter. We're winning the war against them. Yes. That's right. Yeah. Right. It's a great country. The Mexican. It says when the Mexican bullets, so just for people listening, bullets actually don't, they're not nationalized like they don't come they're not a country like they're not USA I don't agree I don't agree yeah these are Mexican these are Mexican bullets is what you say I don't agree my cat is trying to get in the closet whereas food is stored and we've hey hey no fuck away from there dude

i'm coming over to me and out of apology this is crucial yeah it's i want to shoot a Mexican bullet at him i need to know the ethnicity of bullets cause i need to know what language they speak. Well, they're mostly American. They're mostly American.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'll understand their accents. It'll be fine. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Are we done with the cat? Mexican bullets. We're done with the cat. Yeah. Okay. We're done with the cat. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Uh, uh, when the Mexican Bullets came, became too thick for the safety of citizens of El Paso, Brigadier General Erwin last night ordered American troops across the border, and 50 minutes later, 6,000 troops were in Mexico.

Holy fuck, wow! That is very us. That is so us. Oh, really is. I mean, it's not, it's not even Mary Karina, eh? Oh no, no. That is so awesome. That really is. Sixth house. I mean, it's not even Mary Karina. No, no, no. We're way better. No, we're very, very.

It is our big papers. Famous our geyscapers. That famously, we like, our whole motto is, don't nobody gets hurt. That's our motto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Oh.

We are just... Can you imagine? Like, I can't imagine living in a world with an America, like having lived in it. I can't imagine living in a world where I'm like, Jesus Christ, he's fucking, what is with them? For ever! We've been like, you guys, stop!

And now, who's good? Fucking, coming us motherfucker, you coming us motherfucker? No, you don't, motherfucker. Also, I can guarantee that these people who were shot, like they heard a battle going on and they walked down to the road and just stood there looking at the battle and then a bunch of them got shot.

And you're like, right, that's what happens. Yeah, let's hope we do. We were just trying to get a closer look. looking at the battle and then a bunch of them shot and you're like right that's yeah that's what happens yeah We were just trying to get a closer look We're gonna be dangerous. Yeah, no, well we heard gun shot and we thought let's get close to it Yeah, what's going on down there? Hey, you guys shooting what do you guys shooting? Easy chide those are Mexican bullets. Oh, no They took off guns after the federals were allowed to retire into the town colonel had shells colored infantry okay well okay we got it we always got a point out that they're not white people they're open up opened up with a terrific rifle fire on the trenches flanking the racetrack.

So Mexican bullets, terrific rifle fire. I actually like that. I like to be a rifle fire. I do too. It's got a ring to it. A very American way to hear that. That was just terrific rifle fire. Terrific.

Fabulous. Fabulous. Magnificent. That was unreal. Boy, what a shot. They advanced in open order and succeeding in dislodging the Villa forces who held the strongest positions as the colored troops were forced to advance across a comparatively open plane. Okay, so they sent a bunch of black guys just easily shootable across a plane. That's when they're like, guys, don't forget we're a team. And they're like, you have treated us like shit the whole way. Now we're one. You guys get, come on, go check it out.

Okay. If you look out, there's some Mexican bullets out there too. We don't see race. Oh my gosh. Look out there's some Mexican bullets out there too. We don't see race What you're doing this is not a 19 19 19 yeah, yeah, that's when that's when there was just total equality in America Yeah, very progressive Yeah, yeah as as as American troops progressed over the plane their path was marked by green rocket flares Which were answered for military headquarters here in the mills building. I mean, it goes on. So, uh, oh, it then it goes to different days. Oh, that's interesting. Oh, it's so exciting.

Village troops arrived from Oras today by, oh, village troops driven from Oras today early today by US Infaturman cross-border just after midnight. And then an American army officer who had made an inspection trip from the international bridge to the racetrack, southeast of Ores this morning, reported seeing the bodies of 30 dead filaments, so Panchovia is what they're talking about. All right, so then they took 70 passengers. Panchovia is the guy who made the trip.

No, they went. No, an American guy went over and saw their threat. 30 dead parts of the guys. Yeah. Anyone to the track a little bit too. Uh, he checked out the track. He got to put a couple bets in, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to make every post a winner. Yeah. He could have gotten the trifecta. Why would you pass that up? Yeah, that's true. Yeah Oh, and then we get to okay, so now they're a little bit worried so they've put out a statement There can be no misunderstanding between the government of the United States and Mexico regarding the movement of troops across the border

Secretary Baker said As across the border. Secretary Baker sent the soldiers as the Mexican president. To me, it feels like an escalation. Well, that's perception, and that's all wrong. That is not what we're trying to do right. We just are guys in. We've sent 6,000 men into your country just as a way to just think of them as weapon tourists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a peacekeeping mission. We're there to keep the peace. We are armed peacekeepers. Name one place we've gone to with weapons that we've made worse. Exactly. Okay. Yeah. You can't. You can't. you know it wouldn't happen where the best the American dream yeah yeah this is it um the sole purpose he said was protection of them the American side of the border and there is a

distant understanding between the government of such action uh 200 killed we killed 200 guys including a general so was that distant understanding because I like that? Yeah, yeah, distinct. I don't know. Distant and I. Distant understanding is amazing. Yeah, I come. I'm going to believe it was distant. What a place.... more international news is that a pair of s is anticipated generally that the germans will ask for an extension of the time within which to reply to the peace conditions sorry

uh... problem under my chair i'm very sorry trying to be a good job i've gone for garrison i've got my dog rostling around under me. My God. She's gone. Not good. She's in a better place now. Okay. You mean she's still alive, right?

Yeah. I had to do what I had to do. Oh my God. This is our first honor, K9 murder. I'm sorry. I took an Australian bullet and I just, you're handling it really well. You're really so calm about that. I don't know what happened, I blacked out, but they saw it now and that's all the matter.

I don't know, yeah, I know, it was really calm, USA. So the Germans are asking for an extension of time to reply to the peace conditions. The request is believed will be based on the fact that the Germans were given only one revised copy of the treaty. It's so funny to know like where this goes eventually to hear Germany be like. We need a little more time to just kind of cross the cheese and dogs the umlaz no well well this is one copy we just we still it's like that Norwich Donald joke or Norwich times just like hey you gotta live Germany right Germany uh they went

to war uh world war one they were like who fight and they were like we're gonna fight the world and then uh... and then uh... and uh... next time they fought and they were like uh... what country fighting now they're like we're gonna do the world again ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh, lots of rain and few hoppers make them glad. Explain. Reports. Yeah, yeah, reports from Adams, Bowman and Sloap counties where rain was badly

needed are that a soaker was enjoyed. Friday night and Saturday morning when six tenths of an inch fell. The hoppers in that territory are well under control and there seems to be fine prospect of an unusually good crop. In most places. Hey, David, is that true? One time you went to party and you said you were going to perform a soaker and then took your pants down and six tenths, 11 inch also fell. I will see you guys later. No, Dave, no, you gotta stay. You're the favorite.

But, but it rained. It rained and there's the story is that it rained. That there's not that the grasshoppers are fine. That's the story. The story is it rained and to not worry about the grasshoppers. I know this happened a long time ago, but I was worried to seek about them still. So this is a lot time ago, but I was worried sick about them still. So this is a lot of times you'll find these papers make you feel terrible because you're

like, wouldn't this be a better time when the article in the paper was the grasshoppers are okay. Yeah. That's the news. Yeah, yeah, that's true. I'd love it if that was on the front page of the newspaper. We've got nothing to report on. So what I will say is the grasshoppers are doing great.

Oh, good. They're doing fine. That's fine. You're doing great. Yeah, there are a bunch of Mexicans killed. Stop it. Yeah. What about the grasshoppers? The grasshoppers are fine.

The grasshoppers are fine. Vodville troop charged with Fargo Girls abduction. Whoa, boy. Okay. There we go. Now we got to try. This is why I won't attend a French festival. Yeah, true. Yeah, you got to watch out. Charged with the abduction of Antoinette Shirley,

a 16 year old, Fargo schoolgirl, Nicholas Boles and Marta Everett, a vaudeville troupe, booked as Balea and Company trio. We're... Boy, I can't read that. I like how one of them like didn't show up for the abduction. One of them was like that. Right?

But that's the problem that we booked as a trio and there was only two of them. I had to abduct her. Yeah. That might be the joke. That might be the Vodville joke that there's only two in the Colossus trio. It's very vavelian.

Uh huh. I don't hate it. I mean we are talking about, you know, an abduction crew, but creatively I don't hate that. No, I don't either creatively. It's lost us from me. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. They were hailed from their births on the North Coast limited Saturday night. Oh, they were on a train. Gotcha. Okay In company with their alleged victim and Oh, where to go boy. I just switched to another page someone objected the page We'll return to Swagovie's morning In

custody of the deputy sheriff It is said that in addition to the charge of abduction filed against Boila, he will be, he will also face one of seduction. Also, he seducing charges. And a classic duo abduction seduction charge. That's true. That's true. I liked it. They abducted somebody and then the deputy sheriff abducted them. It's actually a trio, but that's true. It's a... That's true.

I liked it. I abducted somebody and then the deputy sheriff abducted them. I also liked that it goes from an abduction to a seduction. That feels like not the right order. All right. Look, we're no longer kidnapping you, but I'm interested. I'm not perfect. I'm not perfect.

It might have sounded romantic. Yeah. Well, I think interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested. I'm interested.

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we run into these all the time of where like a teenage girl runs away. They run away a lot because they're fucking bored out of their minds. Yeah. And next thing, you know, you're Chris Delia, we've heard it before, Dave. You know what?

He was misunderstood and then six months later, misunderstood again. And then six months later, misunderstood again, and then six months later, from now, what he misunderstood. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, he was a really lovely family guy, OK?

Yes. Oh, yes. Thank you. Yeah. I give you a bro. So thank you. Yeah, he was. He got a really smart wife.

The troop was playing Fargo last week when the show people departed, Miss Shirley went with them. Her parents notified the police and the company on route to Billings was headed off there by Chief Martinson Fargo girl is a slight childish little spright who is very attractive Is a surprise Oh my god no paper Like we could be um

We're love rinsing the papers now and how they report on things like this love rinsing the papers now and how they report on things like this. Fun. Yeah. And this would denote that they actually have progressed a little bit into present day. Yeah, it's a little better. It's a little, but it is still a little, it's marginally better, but it's still it's just like, it's almost there like, there, can you believe them? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, there's an interesting omission and the omission is if the dude is 18 It's a different story than if the dude is 40 and they always put the guys They always put the guys ages in here Well, the thing is this time The thing is that which is very suspicious to me. I think he's I think he's an old dude and he fucking oh Yeah, that's that's what I'm betting that's... Oh. Yeah, that's what I'm betting. That's what I'm betting with what it is. Yeah, I'm betting with it.

That's still... Because they put it on her, right? With the sprite, she's a sprite little attractive thing. Like, they're putting it on her right there. A hundred percent. Yeah, what do you want? She's hot. Relax.

Yeah, yeah, like, what was she wearing? Like, what is she? Yeah, what is she? It's not the Vorderville Trio's fault that she was dressed up to the ninth. Yeah. She knew that she was dressed up to the ninth She knew what she was doing. You don't go around Vod Villians with a dress that short You can Now you know you're going to Vodville show. We are actually Vod Villians. We're a little bit different

So you're Vod Villians? Oh no. Woo. Oh, they're Vod Villians. We bring our own train tracks. These fucking guys. Woo. These fucking guys. Indoor's beer as beneficial in some cases.

What? What's the headmash? Which prices? 24. Well, the Allied Medical Association today adopted a resolution at its convention here declaring that properly brewed Logger beer was essential in the treatment of certain cases. Yes light wine No, this is American it's surprising

Feels like this could be in an Australian paper today. Yeah today. Yeah Yeah, I thought that's what you were doing. I thought you'd accidentally switched over into Melbourne, Melbourne's the age paper. Yeah. The front page for on, bag. Even six bags, guys. Come on, bag. I have a six bag. Uh, light wine, if pure was endorsed as beneficial in certain medical cases. This is like the, this is, this is, this still goes on. This is really what happens today. Every like six months, there's a, there's a report that's like, hey, you know, I've got

a couple of guys in the wine. Really good for you. I was like, you know, what a shot. Yeah, bad. The amount of times I've convinced myself, like, hey, you know, I tell you that's the wine. Really good for you. I was like, you know what a shot is good for you. The amount of times I've convinced myself like, I probably should drink tonight. But then I'm like, say a little red wine's good for you. And then I go, yeah, but you'll drink like a bottle. And I'm like, I'm not going to do that part of the logical thinking.

I'll just have to. Yes, my cardio, a Vescuah health. Yes, for my heart. I do it for my heart. Yeah, yeah, that's Lord Yeah, your body is a temple. It's damn right at it. I'll sit down and rip you a whole bottle of gin Because it's good for my heart. I'll sit down and rip open a bag of wine. This fuck it. go at it. I'll put my hat in a bag of wine. Ah! Oh, there's an H-N-I-J-S-M-A-SHA bottle of shardin' over my face. Oh, that's the way that is Aussie.

Yeah. That's P-Goth. Like, like on the maiden voyage of a ship every night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool, the christening. I don't think...

I'm trying to christening other ship. By the way, if I was around in the times when they were doing it to the ship, they'd be like, who's the man holding onto the whole licking the boat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Kentucky may get emblem from England. Yeah, the worst. This is a good story. Kentucky's battle.

Kentucky's battle scarred flag carried by Kentucky pioneers until they surrendered to the British and Indians at the Battle of the River Raisin in the Michigan War of 1812, maybe returned from England where it was taken when the British army departed from America. But I've got to dumb little like that is so cares. It's like I'm not on the side of the Kentucky and his biannist stretch, but the English are so yeah, we've got to retreat. Oh, look, that is flag. Let's have it. Of all the stuff that the British colonists have taken and never returned, they're going to give the flag back of Kentucky. What about all the skulls? Yeah, about the skulls and bones of the indigenous art, the jewel like what? Yeah, you know, we woke up in the night with a terrible case of anxiety. Here's your flag back. Hey, aren't you actively genociding? Me? Bye bye. God, I'll tell you what we didn't count on was our conscience

coming home to roost. was our conscience coming out to roost. Uh, the Kentucky's battle standard on which is written part of the state's motto, United We Stand is the emblem which major sir Evelyn Evelyn. So Evelyn wrench. His name is Evelyn wrench. That's right. Bits. and wrench his name is everland wrench that's right and and jolly good

and and my two boys of the battle uh... one of the founders of the english speaking union recently discovered hanging in the chapel of the royal hospital at Chelsea London along with other captured flags. It's in the chapel. Where else would you put a captured flag? In a chapel?

Yeah. It's the only spot. Yeah. Is the only place with the emblem? It's the only place. That's right. That's the only way you can hang it. The emblem is believed to have been taken by the British when the Kentucky

volunteers under General Winchester marched to the relief of inhabitants of French town. They are ambushed by Indians and British under the ruthless proctor at the river raisin and attacked by overwhelming numbers. It sounds like they needed some Mexican bullets. They should be Mexican bullets. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should.

They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. After the surrender proctor moved away with his British forces leaving the prisoners and inhabitants inhabitants to the mercy of the liquor crazed Indians. America got it got a couple of jabs in here Is Indian sure drink a lot in your economy based on weapons and booze? The Indian's who master all of you American on the hull of that ship licking it These Indians Why don't pay attention to that? Look away

All right, so hopefully you know, I really hope they got their fucking dumbass flag back I mean dumb flag and also just the idea the idea that the Indians in the British have to align Just like the American The idea that the Indians and the British have to align. Just like the American. It's really, it just shows you, have what a cancer we are. Just a polyp on the anus of the earth. Okay, here's, here's a, here's a, here's a review of a show. Fodd villains. I didn't really understand the end when they abducted that little woman

from the audience. And she was a spright, though. It was her fault. Mmm, Jay, she was easy on the eye. She was a hot little thing. Listen, I'm not gonna lie to you. I know she was 16, but I get it. A tale of love and wishing is chin chin. It's a bit worthy.

The posters must have been huge. Yeah. A chin chin. It's time to bring that back. It's the name of the show. I was a chin chin. Chin chin. Coming to the auditorium on Thursday night, June 19th, is Charles Dillingham's Chin Chin,

the musical comedy, which is one of those tales of love and wishing Common to the Arabian Knights Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. I'm sure it's gonna get worse Only a man. I can you imagine watching that now you'd be like Jesus God Just the accents the makeup just like I'll take you on the magic comfort throughout your goof stop, stop, stop. No. As soon as the last curtain a little bit, we're leaving.

Yeah. We're happy. Yeah. Yeah. All impossibilities are crowded into it. Jumple together like the figures in a dream. And in the end, it resolves itself into a vehicle for the display of the clever grotesque grays of the two clever turn artists Walter Will's and Roy Bender.

You imagine being in this production and having the paper and someone's like, how's the review and you're like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I have no idea. I'm so glad you said that, Carous, because I thought it might just be me, but it felt like they were all just free standing words that have been popped together. being frantically very much French, French magnet poetry. Yeah, grotesqueies, pot playing, protest, curiousities, would see again, never for sure. I do. I do really want the, I do want grotesqueies to come back in a movie reviews.

Yeah, that big guy. Yeah. Yeah. It's grotesque rees. No clue. Do you have any ideas? Is that positive review? I think it is. Mr. Will's whose body seems made of rubber and whose facial and whose facial expressions

change our specific. Is this the review? Yes, as the will of fortune. Oh, he, you know, understand what they're saying here. This is a white guy playing an Asian guy. I fully aware and was very aware that that would be happening. Yes. Yes.

Fully aware and deeply uncomfortable. I can only imagine what would be happening. What could be any mansion, what to make up like and everything else. So he gave us a chin hop high. A oh God, I don't know what this says. Pardere. Oh, it's two words. Pardewarsky, a a gin d'arm and a ventriloquist transformation is accompanied by such curious tricks and poses such as tumbling, dancing dancing imitating such a running fire of jokes and fun making That the audience fairly screamed with laughter. Oh god. So it's just pure physical comedy making fun and nothing And also no he also has like some runs is some lines too, which yeah, I can only imagine

Weirdly enough those words that you didn't know how to pronounce Dave were the most confusing part of that sentence for me. Yeah, I agree. It's not even that I, it's not that I've done that pronouncements that I don't think they're words, I think they're names. This would be a time where like this guy's review could be like an incredible show, super racist, the best of the year. Totally.

I think he should have done it if an Acroostic poem, just for our understanding, more than anything. Yeah, I don't disagree with that. I mean, it's right there. Mr. Binder gives us in rapid succession, Chin Hop Low. Okay, so it's Hoplow and Hop high. Did you get it? Okay.

Chin Hop high. It's real bad. Chin Hop low. Okay. Pro bad. Yeah. The widow, the widow, a coolly changes of mood, manner and get up and the ringmaster, a lightning that provoked the audience to mirth.

No more diverting and entertaining comics have come our way for many seasons. George Usher makes an agreeable and pitch-dressque Aladdin. The Dansew's par excellence is violet tree, an astonishing acrobatic and step performer, whose twinkling feet are full of speed and syncopation. Her number with Mr. Will's Willis, entitled Dance Poetic, is a remarkable performance, ending with a surprise to the audience.

Oh, I can't even get a knife. I was just thinking that we will never know what that is. Do you want to hear the songs? I don't the songs? I think no, but go ahead. Yes. Are you just giving us the titles that we be performing them for a dive? These are the titles. I'm not gonna perform it, which is a, that's for Patreon. Come on Dave. Uh, the Chinese honeymoon. Goodbye girls. I'm through the gray does.

I actually really like goodbye girls up through. I got to say that's a, that's going to be my two uh, Tato for next year. Oh, that is perfect. Goodbye girls. I'm through. I'm through. I'm done. Nobody cares.

I'm outta here. All right, then go. Not for you. Get out of here. Goodbye. Go. I'm not for you. There's also, there's also,

uh, Gong Zhu. uh, Gongju. Okay, I gotta go. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. Yeah. The rat, the rat. You're breaking up. You break up. Yeah, get out of here if you don't wanna get canceled.

Leave it. My butt's dying, my butt's dying. All right, all right, all right. And the teddy bear dance, which is without words. Much like me right now. Yeah. No words. Teddy bear now. And now it's really long.

It ends on this sentence, which I desperately want to see. The clever saxophone sextet by Tom Brown's clown band is one of the most amusing hits of the play. All right, let me be frank with you. Clown band? Yes, top six terms I've heard. Yeah. Yeah. Clown band.

Yeah, top four for me. But the fact that the fact it is owned by Tom Brown as well Tom Brown's clown band Beautiful, it's a beautiful guy was like yeah, I was like I got a Huey Lewis in the news this real quick It's Tom Brown's clown, man The clouds are like we're trying to unionize but Tom keeps hey, you talk about a union are you a cloud no you better not be your top brown You're never working this brown again. Oh no Oh sweet stuff of a bitch and you know I'm just I can only imagine so that's I can only imagine Yeah, I should have the ad for it and And it's one guy on top of another guy.

It's definitely two white guys, just a delegation guys. And it's definitely that one's high, high, whatever, the one is low and one's high. Oh, chin high. That's right. Hop high, high, high, high, high. Hop high, high, high. Oh, it's starting to rubla.

Chin chin has a name of magic music that is sorcery nifty little Chinese maids I think we're good on this article a real circus tech cloud experts writers Grotesque dancing aplenty what the fuck does that even mean boy that guy's leaking a lot of fluid out of his stomach Rotesque dancing leaking a lot of fluid out of his stomach. Uh-huh. Rotest dancing. I just want to make sure that's dancing. Yeah, the guy's got a big heart. The guy just cut his neck.

Uh-huh. I thought it was a picture of the clock. Oh no, the clown band. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's what I want. Oh my god. It's actually even more haunting than I realized it would be. Yeah, it looks really fucking bad. Like they're gonna murder you. Yeah, they are. But why are they in the lawn? It looks like you're not letting them clown. It's like you don't need to see like dignified clowns. They're like Yeah, two three four your clown. You should be like you should shoot like you should play the sex and confetti should come out of it Yeah, we're clowns, but just to be clear we're regimented clowns

Yes, yeah clowns because they don, they're all just the same. It's the same clown makeup and hats. They have a, they have a dunt slate cap on. Yes, but they're white, they're all white except for some polka dot. Well, can we just say it's refreshing to see a little bit of white face back then? Yeah. Finally. Okay.

Notice. Finally. Okay. Notice at eight o'clock Saturday evening, June 21st, we will discontinue serving meals and lunches. The scarcity of help and the eight hour law, which will soon be in effect, makes it necessary for us to take this step. Why did we tell Kierie what's happening right here? This is, so this is what's happening. Now you guys have had for a while

a more livable wage, your minimum wage is much higher than ours. So here we pay our waiters like $3 an hour and then they have to survive on tips. And what happens is every time the waiters go, he, we want a livable wage not to live on tips, the restaurants go, well, we'll have to close or raise the prices. And so that's what this is.

And eight hour laws pass and they're like, well, we can't stay in business. If our waiters can't work 17 hour days. Is this only for service industry? Because eventually, right, there is the eight hour work day was like something where people were like, oh my God. Yeah. Like every business was like, wow.

Every business. But this one in particular is just a lunch place. That's called the minute lunch, this place. Right. Right. Yeah. So they're crying. They're just pretending that it will, like eight hours a day is not enough. Right. Right. Yeah. So they're crying. They're just pretending that it will

that like eight hours a day is not enough. Yeah. Well, you wanted it. Now you got no food. Yeah. I love that they're probably cracking it in a newspaper. Yeah. It's the yeah. It's the key oldie version of like your Facebook mate who gets on there and's like, well, I can't go on on anymore like this. You know who you are. you get on there and like, well, I can't go on any more like this. You know who you are. It's exactly that. And it's how it has happened here within the last year or two, where it's like places because of, you know, people, what really happened was like after 2020, people are like,

yeah, you know what I actually just kind of want to like live a life for a minute. And then because people would like quit on mass, restaurants would just every business would just be like, well, unfortunately movies don't exist anymore because everyone became a pussy and you're just like, what? Like that should not be a sign hanging up in a denies. Apparently people enjoy life. I'm sorry, you've got omelets to hand out asshole It's like the first time I went to Australia. I saw how much money just like you know the average Joe made and here like

They go you know have to close the restaurant. It's like no. I've been to other places where it's fine Why cuz they're South have been to other places where it's fine. It's like, no, it's different. Why? Because they're south. Like it's just fucking, it's just idiotic. Like it, it really is. But some companies, two companies, like McDonald's and Taco Bell just announced

they're gonna have to raise prices because the minimum wages are going up and it's like, no, you don't. You don't. The whole idea here is that, yeah, you don't get to make as much.'re supposed to say the same what we're trying to do is design a version where you make less that's what we're all going for here yeah all of it unanimously but you're like here we'll raise a process because they have billions of dollars of profit on

enough and we need to keep that margin as big as it is. Yes, the gap, the gap seems to remain as wide as possible. Yes. We're making that. We're shrinking it. No, you're not. We're going to be $9,000, fries, bitch. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. The scarcity of help and the eight hour law, which will soon be an effect makes it necessary for us to take this step. Under the conditions, we would be unable to secure the necessary help to give our customers the service. We believe them entitled to commencing Sunday, June 22nd, we will specialize in fruits, drinks, cigars, etc. We feel the methods we will, we will specialize in fruits, drinks, cigars, etc. We feel the methods, we will use and handling these lines. We'll be met with your approval.

We wish to say that the many favors shown by our customers have met with our appreciation and we would ask them to kindly accept our thanks, the minute lunch, CC Smith. Wow. It's too aggressive to get gratitude at the end. Yeah, it's true. Well, yeah. He's trying to make it and be like, hey, customers, we don't blame you.

Hey, listen. Yeah. But the customers, the people who also make the minimum wage, what are you fucking talking about? By the way, any restaurant that is going at like, why not serve a menu of actual foods instead of like, well, we can only do a juices fruits and cigars. Yeah, that's incredible. Yeah, because of the change in the way that things are going to operate from now on, all we can do is Pepsi Max, prunes and heroin.

Yeah. You know what, I'll have a cup of coffee, some watermelon and a stokey. Is this because of the inner workday? No, I'm a murderer. Oh, shit. No, I actually abducted a 16 year old. I'm a 16 year old. I'm a Bob villain

Oh another Hoppers should be met at edge of the fields More hopper Hopper news more hopper news What a lot of hopper news right what a lot of hoppin news that's a lot of one I'm here for the hoppin news by the way how about this go eat some of these grasshoppers

yeah right um Brian was spicy who just said that someone we just said they yeah someone we had on said that

yeah I think it might have been started yeah it was yeah yeah um farmers in Burley County and in all the western part of this state are naturally taking much interest in the fight that is being conducted against the swarms of grasshoppers that have appeared in the fields this summer. The effort to combat the pests is rapidly taking systematic shape and the campaign will without doubt be

entirely successful if persisted to the end. The need to send six out of troops in. Yes, that's right. And chips in the grasshoppers. Right. We'll take them off the Mexican border. Yeah. So we do what America does.

We've declared a war on the hopper. Sure, we need to go in quickly. At present, there are only a few fields that are seriously infested in that part of the county. But the... By the way, in grasshopper papers, the grasshopper papers, the grasshopper paper headlines were things have never been better.

We are a lot of hopper hop out there bring your appetite, baby. But the hoppers are very young, some not even hatched yet. And the condition may change for the worst as the hoppers are very young some not even hatched yet and the condition may change for the worse as the hoppers multiply very attractive Yep fucking yes, yep They're very young, but they're very attractive. They are At the press conference You can hop on me, you know what I mean? Jesus Christ, they're all fucking each other. At the present stage, Mr. Ensley recommends the use of the poisoned brand along the edges

of the fields where the small hoppers are moving in from the native grass. Wherever the eggs were placed last fall, the, well, I can't read that, the perts, perts are naturally abundant just now, and a vigorous effort should be made to kill them off before they have a chance to spread throughout the grain fields. A constant watch for spots where the hoppers are appearing in alarming numbers

will often enable the farmers to employ the poison brand at just the right time to destroy them before they do damage so great how we can be completely undercut by a bug ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, it is my worst supposed to be so smart and adapt and like come on We're the king of the earth. We're the best species and yeah, we're just like man these grasshoppers Which is crazy how smart they are. They're just they're just fucking they're winning They clever they small they hoppy. There's nothing we can do at this stage to protect and they're just really banging I mean like you said they're just banging and we're like yeah, boy. This protect. And they're just really banging. I mean, like you said, they're just banging. And we're like, boy, this is not good.

They just really have fucked this year. Yeah, yeah, we could build a wall, but they'll get over it. They're hot. We'll build a wall. Yeah. Like you said, troops, the only solution. Yeah, Mexican bullets. That's it.

So we're gone. Do you know that we have a restaurant here called outback steakhouse Are you familiar with this? I do. Yeah, I do. Do you know that we have a blue man onion? It's like Australia. You don't know what the blue man onion is. Do you know that the whole business model? Well, we don't know. Do you know the whole business model of this restaurant is to pretend like it's authentic Australian food of this restaurant is to pretend like it's authentic Australian food, but it's just American food, but the differentiating factor is a thing called the Blooming Onion, which we've been led to believe is like a delicacy in your country, and you don't know what it is, and it's basically, Dave, you bring it up a picture.

Yeah. It's basically like onion, it's essentially... It's like a deep fried onion. So we say that this in our country we've convinced people This what you guys you guys deep right? You guys You should be is is we just someone was just like you know I went to Australia I think I'm gonna open a place called Outback Steakhouse. They don't let us take there now Well, then it's just kind of a steakhouse. Yeah, let's invent a thing called the blue man onion. What is that? I don't know neither do they that's the point We've been reversed drop bed by the sounds of it.

You know the drop bed thing, yeah, yeah. So just in case anyone listening doesn't know the Australian sometimes tell people we have drop beds that like essentially a koalas that drop out of the trees on top of tourists and attack them. We've been reversed drop bed with the bloom and other. It is our way of getting and attack them. Yes. We've been reversed, drop bed with the Bloomin onion. It is our way of getting back at you. Yeah. Yeah, for all of you like that. That's tough.

Awesome. I think the Bloomin onion is a lot proula. I think it's a disproportionate response to the drop bed. But you fuck with the bull. You get the horns, OK? Sorry. You fucking came at the, what do you expect? You can't, you tried to take a sandwich away from a psychopath. I'm sorry, we murdered you. This is how we roll, okay?

You bought a drop-bear to a blue man onion fight You we did the same thing with fosters you know that too, right? Yeah, what'd you do with fosters? Fosters we just pretended for 15 years that that was the beer Australians love. That you guys all love. Yeah, that's all the way through. The main beer and that business model again, like someone was like, hey, that blue and onion guys crazy, but it would be pretty effective. Hey, let's take this can of piss and say they love it there and it worked again.

You're not the only one who's the best to see you. I'll bet you I'll bet you $100 out you a hundred dollars outback steakhouse never served foster Yeah, nobody's paying attention But nobody's paying attention. Yeah, the only time I ever had a foster was in Asia like in I used to live in Taiwan And it was the same in Taiwan they used to they used to say Foster's in Australian pubs and stuff and we're like I just wish I wish we could I just wish there was like I wish there was like an American restaurant like a very clear American restaurant just like you know It's just like do you want some eel's just like, do you want some eel

brains? Just like the Americans? Are we going to, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, fuck. No, the fuck are you talking about? Can you, can you edit this bit out? Because I want to open that, but I need some time. So I don't, I don't want anyone else to get the idea before I'm going to find the perfect venue in Melbourne CBD. Oh wait, I just found it. Outback steakhouse does serve fosters. Oh, of course it does. That makes sense. That makes sense. I was fucking asshole. They just, how would they, they, They met in a dark alley and he was just like, so you've been out of Australia?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What about you? Oh yeah. Yeah. So maybe we could serve monsters at the up back? Yeah, because they love the blooming onion. Look, neither of us have ever been there.

Let's just get rich off of these boxes, okay? Oh, it worked. Oh, it's so great. Influenza, no worse than a boil. But my, Wow. Excuse me, sir. May I tell you that none of us are happy with boils. Yeah, yeah, I hate boils. Yeah, we're not like

the flu and the whole on. Yeah, yeah, good news. Fluid, where is the depoker up the ass? You'll be fine. Pardon me. Have you ever have your friend put their index finger in the back Yeah, I don't like that either. Come on. It's like a, it's like when people go, oh, you don't want to get COVID. It's like the flu. Right. I also don't want to get the flu. I don't want that. I've never wanted it. Yeah. Influenza and pneumonia are not more to be feared than a boil on the back of the neck.

According to the book. I'm a back of the neck. Why on the back of the neck? You know, the classic boil on the back of the neck. Who's like, and the paper was like, look look people are getting a little freaked out over the flu. Let's bring in the closer What do you got? Well the flu is that worst that a boil on the back of your neck. That sounds horrible right? It out and I mean I don't know anyone who's had a boil on the back of the neck since that massive outbreak.'re heading grade two. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dr. Charles Duncan in an address here Tuesday at a convention of the Allied Medical Association of America told it was method of combating the menace.

Upon 256 patients ill with pneumonia and influenza last winter, Dr. Duncan said he had used the treatment without a single fatality or complication. I take one draft from the mucus, it says muscus. It's gotta be mucus. From the mucus, from the infected artery and pasteurize it in one ounce of filtered water, where it remains the trouble. Who's thirsty?

Anyone want a fosters? I just made it. I'm gonna heat some, I'm gonna heat some spit. Anyone want a bit of warm snack? Oh, it is actually, maybe it is actually musk muskus muskus. Oh, is it spelled M-U-S-C-U-O-S? M-U-S-C-U-S. Nope, it just says mucus when I look it up. It's got to be mucus. It's got to be mucus. Okay

one cubic centimeter of this injected will affect a spontaneous cure of Spanish influence in pneumonia harder or any similar localized infection He's saying affection. He's saying... Afection. He's saying inject that into people, is that right? Wait, wait. Dr. Duncan declared that his discovery was based on his observations of a dog licking a sore spot.

Oh, come on! Come on! Has anyone checked his medical license? No, I'll answer no to happen. Okay, okay. Okay, so he saw a dog. Can we open you? He's just...

What? I'm a tiger. Take it. That's called a hotspot. Bring your dog to the vet because it's gonna lick the hole in itself. So it's not a hot spot. You're dark to the fact because it's going to lick the hole in itself. So it's not a good thing. Number two, he's not dog licking himself and was like, well, that's it. That's the answer.

I got to inject everybody. You're rink. I've got it. Oh my God. The way that he watched a dog lick a hot spot, he was like, that's earth. Yeah. that he watched a dog lick a hot spot. He was like, that's earth. Yeah, I love it. That was like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, yeah, yeah, his light bulb motor is like, that's good. That is really good. The dogs get it.

The dogs get it. So now you got to inject yourself with snot. Yeah. You know, a lot of people said it was crazy when I said to shoot people in the arm with water snout But if you've ever watched a dog lick a rash you'll see I'm right I'm well. I'm doing very well. I'm good at this All right, one more, okay. All right, all right. Play, play if you do something about Hoppas. No way. Oh, I wish.

Murder, murder, murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder.

Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. Murder. She's dead. She was killed by a man No women men don't kill women come on now actually the vaudevillain get out of here

Stark Start County officers were called in haste to the home of John Tarkole near South Heart by a report that John had slain the wife of his bosom and decamped. What the fuck is that even in that? Bullsems, okay, the wife of his bosom. Bullsems, wife of his bosom. Good back in. I'm through.

Yeah. Yeah. Honey, no. That's what's keeping me in this. Oh, you're a real tit man. Are you John? Honey. When deputy sheriff Pat McGrath and juvenile commissioner walthard stirland reached a little guy i'm like a teenager and i've put it in a position of authority oh okay when they reach the turkola home mr. kola alive and well joined with her husband and assuring them that their port was much exaggerated shut up lady you're dead now, why'd you do it? She's right here.

Shut up. What? Why'd you kill her, sir? He's right here. That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. I'm ready. She's gone.

She's an apparition we're all sharing a vision. Now, why did you kill her? You see some sort of a bitch. Why didn't you just file for divorce? You had to go the dark way, didn't you? You saw no way back to the course stop saying that Listen mister, I'm not trying to be rude, but we all know your wife's dead by your own hand Eight years old Listen now we want to sit down to talk to you just give us a confession. We also just want to know why why did you do it?

I didn't do anything. She's right here. She's alive. She she's actually offering you lemonade What do you want a lemonade stop saying that? Yes, of course I love it looks delicious. Thank you miss You feel better Stop it Stop it you could keep using this defense over and over again i didn't kill her she's standing right there you're drinking our lemonade it doesn't bring her back to life buddy he's dead there's been considerable trouble between delicious lemonade man. Thank you for being alive

Mr. Cola has left him on one or two occasions to come to Dickens into make her own way So people just started to remember that he killed her so when a woman left a man for a little while They're like she's dead he killed her I mean, it's a good call that you know check up on I mean, it's a good call to check up on it. I can tell you what we know. Yeah, the odds were on the angry mob side. Yes. If the question is did he kill her, you should always go with, yeah, probably. Well, let's see.

Let's do a follow-up. That's it. That's great. Well, let's have fun. Fun is always. Thank you, Kierze, for joining us. Appreciate it. Pleasure. Thank you for having me.

Was your favorite part, the Vod Villains? The last story about the woman who wasn't murdered, and we all know was murdered or learning about the Blooming Onion? Most of the setting was the Blooming Onion, but I reckon highlight with probably the Vordability and I think the V probably the Vordavillians, I think. The Vordavillians. Excuse me.

Vordavillians. And once again, follow you on social media. You're touring actively now. I am. Yeah, I'm back, baby. I'm working up a new ale for next year. So I'm going to be where do you live? What city do you live in? I'm in Melbourne. I'm gonna be there in a week, so. Oh, hit me out. I mean, a week might be too soon, but I might have my new American dana up and running by then. You can come and try some of my delicacies,

like it's your brain. I was loving it. It's your brain. I was, no, okay. Well, like, no, that's what we eat here. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna. I'll be doing know, that's what we eat here. Yeah, we're here for a snack. I'll be doing all of your favorite snacks from back home. I'm bringing American bullet.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Not fall into that one. All right, thank you, Kierstee. And Dave, I didn't enjoy doing this with you, but you seem well, which is nice. Nobody does.

You're kind of the boy on the back of my neck, and anyway, that's the past time. SAD IT OUT! I'm a DJ.