The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 70 - Obscenity Man Anthony Comstock
Episode Date: March 28, 2015Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the arbiter of obscenity, Anthony ComstockSOURCESTOUR DATESREDBUBBLE MERCHPATREON...
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You are listening to the dollop each week. I, Dave Anthony, read a story from
American history to my friend. Gareth Reynolds who has no idea what the topic
is about. That's right he doesn't. David you're shouting. He doesn't know
anything about it. Dave. Back off. David. Not Gary Gareth. Dave okay. Someone or
something is tickling people. Is it for fun? And this is not gonna come to tickling
quite good. Okay. You are queen fakie of eight uptown. All hail Queen Shit of Liesville.
No. A bunch of religious virgins go to mingle and do a thing. Oh my God. No. I see you done my friend. No. My friend will is.
Anthony Comstock was born in 1844 in New Canon, Connecticut. 1844? You heard it.
Okay. Comstock was raised in a family of evangelical
congregationalists. Should I just go now because this already is not good.
That's never good when we start out with that. Yeah that's strong. They believe
that lust, lewdness, and intemperance were the causes of man's downfall. And yet
their name was Comstock. It is with an oh it's not with you. Listen I'll pronounce
it how I feel. Got you. His father was a prosperous farmer owning 160 acres of
land and two sawmills. His mother Polly was a devout
congregationalist and she died when Comstock was only 10 years old. But her
religious fervor remained alive in her son who clung to the fire and brimstone
faith of his childhood. Why do they all have parents that die when they're ten?
They all do. That's part of yeah you mean any dollar person? Yeah that's they
all they all had someone die young. That's why they're all nuts. Yeah no
this really forms you. At age 12 you're like he seems fine age 18 you're like
ah he's ripping off cat's heads. Based on a firm belief that the devils
temptations were all seeing Comstock believed that abstinence from all
impure thoughts and behaviors secured the faithful path to righteousness. So not
just not doing it but getting rid of the thoughts. But that's impossible. No sir.
But you know when like you just don't think it. But you know when like your
brain will be a real fucker to you and you'll be like all right don't don't
think about that just stop thinking about it and your brain will just kind of
be like man maybe think about it you're like no I'm trying to not think about it
right now. And then you're masturbating in a park. The next thing you know you're
masturbating with the Bible. We've heard it a hundred times. Things did not go well
for Comstock's father during the Civil War. He ended up losing the farm. We can
only assume because he had impure thoughts right. I mean if he lost the
farm if he pictured some tits there's no more farm. If the causes of man's
downfall were lust and lewdness then he yeah yeah yep. Then Anthony's brother
died in the Battle of Gettysburg. Also must have engaged in probably thinking
about doggy style something like that breasts or whatever yeah Anthony Comstock
then joined the Union Army. Okay. He served for a total of 12 months but
saw no action. Comstock station is actually or in the army.
Probably yeah I would say so. Fair. Comstock was stationed in a relatively
peaceful area of Florida removing removed from the the glory of the good
fight. During his time he attended church nine times a week. What? He got it in.
Jesus Christ. He got it in. There's no time to think about fucking. There you
can you just keep going. Nine times. Nine times. His regimen did not have a
chaplain so Comstock decided to step into the void and spent his time preaching
to his fellow soldiers. Wait. He was not popular amongst his fellow recruits. I
bet. They did not care for his refusal to drink his allotment of whiskey. That's
the best but there I love people like that. Fucking don't like you because
you're not getting drunk. Well hold on. Oh boy. Because he would pour it on the
ground instead of giving it to someone else to drink. Now I am on their side.
Fucking asshole. He had a real hard time organizing prayer meetings and was
often ridiculed by his fellow soldiers. He preached against the use of tobacco,
alcohol, gambling, and atheism among the soldiers and became an active in the
Christian Commission. There is just yeah you could just see why I could not
understand hating this guy. What's not to hate? Yeah. There's nothing you should like here.
Hey party bummer. Yeah. The commission. Let's get you guys are smoking. You guys
smoking? Yeah. Yeah. Well I just want to show you I've got my whiskey allotment here.
Uh-huh. Oh can I have that? Pour that on the ground. Oh god. You guys believe in God?
Yeah I know. Don't fuck. What? I'll be in my tent. The Christian Commission was
created by the YMCA to keep soldiers moral after it was discovered that
publishers were sending obscene books and pictures to soldiers in the army. The
commission pushed for a provision in the post office bill of 1865 making it a
misdemeanor to send any obscene book pamphlet, picture, print, or other
publication of vulgar and indecent character through the mail. What kind of
society? In 1864 the act attempted to create a protective shield around the
soldier so that he could not receive erotic materials. Just let him jerk off.
They're gonna die. Think about how if your life is just fighting. Can I just see a
vagina? Just let him fuck. You should be titties? Yeah. Publicly whack. Publicly
whack. Whack away. That's gonna be the name of my magazine. Yeah. When you're in
the trench be like I'll move in in a second. I'm just gonna masturbate for the
fifth time today. I really hate it here. So Comstock was a bummer and after one
year in the army he was either discharged for being annoying or left
because he couldn't take all the vise. The closest he'll come to a real
discharge. Comstock then moved to New York City in search of his fortune
because if you hate all that shit where else would you go to New York City? You
go to the city that never sleeps. He was completely shocked when he came face to
face with the center of America's commercialized sex industry. Sex in the
19th century in New York was wide open. The quote waiter girls were uncovering
their legs near saloon pianos. Prostitution was blazingly open on major
streets, magazines, and newspapers regularly printed lurid and sensational
stuff. Newspapers advertised contraceptive devices as well as
abortionist addresses which I did not know. You need an abortion? Come down to
Tommy's. Best abortions in town. Two for one. Come get nine. Your tent is on the
house. Bring your friend Polly. But there is like, you know, you shouldn't have the
free, I mean all those things are things that I believe should be allowed. No,
totally fine with that. Pornographic materials in erotica circulated freely
around the city. Along with the male working class, a subculture of what
were called Sporting Men emerged in the 1930s. Young middle class men living
without supervision and with money to spend sought enjoyment after hours. They
found it in games, liquor, entertainment, and commercial sex. Their needs and
desires became sources for opportunity in gambling houses, saloons, theaters,
brothels, and a network of printers and distributors of erotic literature. These
Sporting Men shaped the alternative subculture of leisure in urban America.
They created their own set of rules. I like these guys. This is when Comstock
started his war against obscenity. Oh, God. What? In 1860- I love when people fight war
on, like the war on terror or war on obscenity. If you're even saying the
war on, you've already- Yeah, you're not in a good area. Yeah, you're already a dude.
In 1868, a close friend of Comstock's was led down the path of moral decay by
reading obscene materials. Poor bastard. After reading the porn, he went to
he went to a brothel and picked himself up a little bit of the VD. Okay. Just a
touch. Just a little bit, little baby. Comstock was enraged. He went to the
bookstore where his friend had bought the book and purchased himself an
obscene book. He then marched over to the local police department and returned to
the bookstore with a police captain who arrested the store owner and seized all
of his stock. What? How did- I don't know. How about the cop? Okay. Comstock then
started making the rounds in New York buying obscene books and having the
owners arrested. But what? Okay, so the cops before were like, oh, I guess you do
have a good point. It is illegal. Those are titties. I guess this is not legal.
So, okay, I'll be okay. We'll go do that. Sorry we let you think that was okay. It
wasn't until this fucking noodle, wet noodle here came and told us. Yeah, the
barbers here. The Young Men's Christmas Association, the YMCA, had been on the
forefront of the fight against obscene things for a while. That 1960, that 1865
law the YMCA had created to save the soldiers was the one Comstock was
using to have book store owners arrested. Next, Comstock wrote a letter to the YMCA
asking for their help. He needed money to buy obscene plates and books from the
widow of a dead book dealer. And the YMCA was like, this guy is awesome. That's
smart. We don't need any more dumbbells. I love that he's also going after the
widow of a guy. Yeah, and plates. I don't know if they're actual plates or if
they're like plates in the sense of the other like printing plates. But I don't
know if they're printing things or if they're actually plates with chicks boobs
on them. And I hope they're plates that with chicks boobs. We're like, we're
hoping the same thing. Yeah, you like eat some of the spaghetti and you're like,
yeah, look at that pubic. Yeah, all right. That was a good lunch. Comstock then came
the attention of the founding member of the YMCA, one of the founding members,
Morris Jessup. Jessup then created within the YMCA the committee for the
suppression of vice to secretly fund Comstock's efforts. Oh God. In the first
two years of Comstock's efforts, he had 106 people arrested, two-thirds of whom
were convicted. That's crazy. Now living in Brooklyn with a wife, Comstock was
frustrated with what he saw when he walked to church saloons open on Sunday. In
1871, he began a campaign to enforce the law of Sunday closing. No. Which took a
dangerous turn when he was threatened by a saloon keeper and forced to defend
himself with a revolver. He then went back to fight against erotic material.
Yeah, he was like, all right, all right, I get that. You guys like to drink and
shoot and stuff. Sunday's fine. I'm gonna go up to the nudies. No more whacking off
at plates. I got your point. No more erotic plates. Comstock himself authored
a pamphlet in 1872, a quote private and confidential report to the directors of
the YMCA in New York, informing them of the baldest facts regarding the
dangerous materials in their midst. Okay. The cover text promised description of
quote, a warfare against obscene books, etc. The hundred copies were each
numbered, and the name of each person who received one from the secretary was
preserved with the number on the pamphlet. So it's like watermarking at
studios where you get a script. Like when I get like a Marin script, he would have
my name on it. Yeah. Don't let this out. Yeah. Robert McBurney, then secretary of
the YMCA, was said to have retrieved the distributed copies and burned them. All
right, you got four days to read about the smut, and then McComo set that on
fire. You got that? That's just the way it's working around here. Do the math. It's
a lot like an X file script. That's from the future. Although, one
remains today, one pamphlet still remains today in the committee files of the
Cuts family, YMCA archives at the University of Minnesota. So there's one
left. There's one left. In 1872, the committee for this pression of vice was
raising funds for Comstock's work. Comstock emphasized the direness of the
situation by listing items he had already destroyed. Quote, 30,000 articles made of
rubber for indecent purposes. Wait, what? Vibrators and dildos. Oh, he's talking
about dildos. In my head, I just went to con. I just couldn't picture what we're
talking about. What were you thinking about, like gloves? In my head, I was sort of
picturing like a rubber magazine where it was like, the only magazine you can come
on. That's a great idea. Thank you. The prevention of contraception for the use
of both sexes, so that's what the rubber was, also dildos, and he put in
parentheses that being the trade name. It's just great when they have to write
stuff like that. Yeah. This writing, this word is making me angry. The little whiskey scandal was
going on and everyone was like, the president's cock. You're like, oh, news, you've never been better.
The dildos are made of stout rubber and in the form of the male organ of
generation for self pollution, 5,500 playing cars, which when held to light
exhibit obscene pictures, and more than 125,000, 125,000 books known as the
writings of Paul Dacock. That's the author, I believe. I mean, he's the best
author ever. Paul Dacock? They kept it subtle back then. It's just. It's so great.
Well, it's also, mm-hmm. Well, look at what I'm doing. It's French. For the dick.
Some of the book titles were Night, Free and Easy, Love's Festivals,
Day's Doings, The Delights of Love, and Wedding Night. Hey, you read Wedding
Night yet, man? Man, I cannot wait to get married, man. It really hurt her. Wedding
night. A story of deflowering. She was 13 and he was 80. Welcome to Kentucky. Hey.
Any reference to France or Paris was a clue that the book was sexual in nature.
Wow. Also the words racy, sporting, gay, fancy, and rich. There were all
indications that it was going to be naughty. French books, pictures, and
rubber goods made up a significant percentage of the material Comstock
pursued. In late 1872 and 1873, it was widely reported in the press that
Theodore Tilton said he had seen his wife Elizabeth having sex with their
preacher on a quote little red lounge. The preacher was Herr Henry Ward Beecher,
one of the most loved preachers in the US. Preacher Beecher? Yeah, preacher Beecher.
Okay. One of the most loved preachers in the United States. Bang in one of the
parishioners. Theodore Tilton was a writer and a former, so this was big
news considering those involved. Yeah. Two women published an account of the fair
in their magazine and Comstock lost his shit. Did he ever have it? I don't know.
Okay. But he was unable to get the district attorney to prosecute the two
women who published the account. So Comstock, using an alias, ordered one by
mail. And when it was sent, he went into action. On November 2nd, 1872, US
Marshals arrested Victoria Woodhol for sending obscene literature through the
mail. The charge stemmed from the issue of Woodhill and Clair Cleflin's, that's
weekly, Woodhill and Cleflin's weekly, that detailed the adulterous affair. So
these two ladies were putting out a weekly newspaper thingy. Yeah. A pamphlet,
whatever it was. And Victoria Woodhol was part of the new sensibility in America
that was upsetting the old Christian type so much. The new belief was that
heterosexual intercourse was an important facet of life. Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine someone thinking that fucking is okay? Yeah. Like what kind of
time do these people live in? Like you were, they thought you could just go out
and have sex with people that you liked. It's disgusting. It's honestly, I can't
imagine it. No. No, sir. Not us. Yeah. Not this podcast. No. Thank you. And it was
as important for men and women to have sex as it was for men. Oh, now we've
gone too far now. Hold on. We've gone too far. And any repression of sexual urges
from their natural expression was harmful. Oh, man, this is crazy. At the time,
Victoria Woodhol was a major voice pushing this new point of view. She
insisted men. Her name is Victoria Woodhol, H-U-L-L. We're really just dancing a
fine line with insinuative names here today. We've got a calm stock in a
woodhole. We really are. She insisted men and women had the right to sexual
expression unconstrained by law and public opinion. Even. She affirmed
women's right to love. And as she put it on the lecture circuit, quote, women
have as much as women are as much as men are personalities responsible to
themselves for the use which they permit to be made of themselves and they
rebel demanding freedom, freedom to hold their own lives and bodies from the
demoralizing influence of sexual relations that are not founded and
maintained by love. She thought women should be allowed a bone down. But as a
guy, as men, why would men not also want that? Well, they did, but they wanted to
be able to control them. Yeah. So they wanted them, you know, to pay for that.
It doesn't sound like American history. Victoria was a woman making a living by
selling words about sex, but hers weren't gaudy or dirty. She was more like
playboy compared to penthouse. Yeah. And she had a point. She did have a point. A
bit more taste than the smut one could buy at a dirty bookstore. Nonetheless, in
this battle, woodhole would be wrapped up with all the smut people. So she, because
what she's writing, she's done a little something higher, you know, value, but she
gets wrapped up with all the, yeah. She fought the stigmatization of this, but
eventually gave in. She was a celebrity in 1872. Victoria and her sister,
Teni, were the first woman owned brokerage firm on the New York Stock
Exchange. Okay. She even ignored the constitutional requirement of age and
declared herself a candidate for president of the United States. So she was
a fucking kick-ass woman out there knocking down doors and having a good
time. Fucking writing about it, running for president, being good. In one speech,
she announced, yes, I am a free lover. And that made her infamous in conservative
circles. And America's favorite preacher was one of them. By the time she
published the account of his affair, she had had it with the conservatives. On page
nine was the revelation title, the Beecher-Tilton scandal case, the detailed
statement of the whole matter by Mrs. Woodhill. How was whole spelled? Breaking
it down. Yeah. H-O-L. Boom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boom. Right in the hole. To secure the
arrest of a prominent leader of women's rights and America's most notorious
advocate of free love was a huge coup for Comstock. And they were perfect
adversaries for each other. Woodhill and Comstock's battles, it was a public one
and it was a battle over sexual oppression in America. So all eyes were on
them. And it jettisoned Comstock into the forefront of the battle against
obscenity. He became chief watchdog for America's public morals. Yeah. This shit's
still going on today. Oh, God. Yeah. Totally. While gathering evidence for the
trial, Comstock repeatedly had Woodhill and her sister arrested and had high
bail set, putting them into a financial peril. How is he getting all this done?
Well, every time that they would find more stuff, they just have him arrested. So
they just keep going through this shit and arresting them. For each case. Fucking nerd.
What a hall monitor. What all had a famous criminal lawyer, William F. Howe, who
defended her on free speech grounds. Many newspapers defended her because they
feared what a conviction might mean for them. But many of her fellow women's
right fighters did not support her because in the past year, she had a
falling out with the movement and had threatened to publish every woman's
sexual histories in her magazine. Oh, Jesus. In an article called tit for
tat. Oh, God, I want I wish. Oh, God, I wish tit for tat was just his own
magazine. Oh, God, that'd be the best thing to read in line at the grocery
store. Just soak up a little tip for tat. Look at who they're fucking. Holy shit.
She's fucking that one. People are fucking. She apparently demanded $500 for
silence from each woman, which is about 7500 today. That's a lot of money.
She's an entrepreneur. Yeah. The trial began in June, 1873 and came back with
a quick verdict of not guilty after the judge ruled that the prosecution of
Woodhall under the 1872 YMCA law could not be maintained because that law did
not include newspapers. Oops. Whoopsie, Daisy. Whoopsie. But you wouldn't know it
from the post trial results. Victoria Woodhall was ruined. Her career was done.
She toured the lecture circuit in front of shrinking audiences and still
published her newspaper for a shrinking readership. She finally retreated from
public life after divorcing her husband on what was rumored to be money paid by
the Vanderbilt hairs for her silence. She and her sister moved to England in 1877
where she married a British banker. She died in 1927. So he drove her out of the
country basically. But I can't believe that that like she was you would think
that more people would like that would create that would elevate her. Maybe, but
not that. I think there were too many people against this nonsense. She'd be a
real Lady Gaga today. There you go. Add a girl.
Comstock called the trial an outrage, but it had cemented his long careers of
ice hunter. In 1875 an author calling himself James C. Edwards or Ginger
published a lengthy and somewhat body poetic account of the affair between
the preacher and his wife known as the Little Red Lounge. I love it. The prose
was very indecent for the time. There lived in Brooklyn high above the bay a
pastor old with spirit light and gay. Oh how of gentle manners as of generous
race. Blessed with much sense true inwardness and grace. Yet led astray by
Venus's soft delights. He scarcely could rule some idle appetites. For all we know
since Noah and the flood the best of pastors are but flesh and blood. Full
soon the sheets were spread and best undressed. The room was perfumed. The
Red Lounge was blessed. What next ensued besiems me not to say. Okay so you get it.
Honestly, I mean I'm hard. I'm obviously clearly aroused. You're just two grown
men who are very very aroused by this, but also can you imagine writing like
that? How fucking old that would get by page four? I'd want to kill myself.
He was sick and tired of waiting a while so he took her down missionary style.
My god, I can't. I can't. I gotta. I might just write regular. Comstock's
sensibilities were provoked on October 27th, 1875. He arrested Hugh McDermott,
the editor and proprietor of the Jersey City Herald and his 15-year-old son for
selling copies of the Little Red Lounge. And his 15-year-old son? Yeah.
Yeah. Okay so down is up. Might as well ruin all the lives. All right.
Comstock failed in three different courts to get a judge to take the case.
He nevertheless won the battle. The obscene matter was destroyed leaving the
publisher out a good deal of money. This was a common outcome of Comstock's
raid so even if he couldn't get the bill convicted he just had all their shit
burned. What a cool dude. Those attack on Woodhol had actually resulted in a
decline in donations to his YMCA anti-obscenity group. His rich backers were
more enthralled and gave him more. The Committee of Suppression Advice then
split off from the YMCA and became the New York Society for the Suppression
Advice, the NYSSV. Hot. Good show. Good TV show.
Hot acronym. And Comstock brought the NYSSV to the attention of the public.
He was finally able to leave his day job as a dry good salesman.
I love that during all this. He was a dry good salesman? Dry goods.
Yeah so. So just sell like dry stuff. Like bread?
Maybe dried out. Blankets? What the fuck is this? Maybe like dried fruit or dried
you know beef jerky or whatever. This is so great. Dry stuff. I don't know what
dried goods are exactly. I don't either but if it's like dried apricot this
guy's hilarious. But he's not selling like wet goods.
That much we know for sure. Like what? Like what? I mean he's not like do you
want some gravy? Like it's not that. Oh she's not a gravy salesman.
Oh I get you. That would be, I think my ideal job would be to be a
gravy salesman. How you doing ma'am? Can I have a minute of your time?
Oh I did not bring the buckets. Oh Jesus and sorry this bucket's a little,
there's gonna be some hairs in here. I'm sorry about that.
Comstock then went to Washington D.C. to lobby for a stiffer obscenity law.
Stiffer? The law of 1872 did not give the government the power to confiscate
materials something Comstock saw as a necessary to fight porn.
With no floor debate the 1873 federal act for the suppression of trade-in and
circulation of obscene literature and articles of
immoral use was passed. How was it passed without a vote?
They just, they just, they didn't have a debate. They voted, they didn't have a
debate. They just wrote up the law and no one
wanted to talk about it so they just passed it.
I'm glad to see things are different. Now Marshall's had the power to
search for, seize and destroy obscene materials and
Congress created a new position special agent in the U.S. Post Office
with power to confiscate immoral matter in the mail and to arrest those
sending it. The position was created with the
understanding that Anthony Comstock would fill it without pay.
So he got a mail badge and he got to carry a gun.
Wait oh so he he became the yeah he got a special position created just for
himself and he got a gun and a badge and and was at the post office like let me
shoot that porno he's a mail cop
mail cop mail cop here they come back you're under arrest dildo
you're coming downtown and I don't mean the vagina
excuse me did you just mail that letter it's over for you
what did you write at the end love to step in the car man
back in New York Comstock was made the chief agent of the NYSSV
which he created it so yeah it's not really shocking but he must have been
so shocked when he got there it would have been weird it would have been
weird if it went to Larry he's like wait Larry oh I like porno this is going to
be fun I love the porno Larry I love it
I'm gonna confiscate it masturbate to it I like it total opposite I can't wait to
whack at all this stuff NYSSV I'm in control of I'm in control of
fucking and sucking these balls are about to get out of jail
the 1870 a 1873 act did not focus on fertility control but was a statute
that included birth control and abortion among the long list of
commercial obscenities Comstock railed against
contraceptive devices bought and sold in commercial spaces
not against natural forms of birth control such as abstinence and the rhythm
method used privately in the home so he was for those he was okay with those for
the rhythm but he was not for rubbers and and other is the rhythm method just
blue balls no the rhythm method is uh when you uh
try to figure out the when the the eggs gonna shoot down the pipe and not do it
then right so that's I don't I don't think any of
those are technical terms no but that you're a doctor
that but it does as an evangelical you were probably like oh man I can't wait
let me know in that fucking it balls about to drop inside there honey
it's about to be new years oh yeah this one's for god
in making this distinction he articulated the views of many victorians who
publicly supported family limitation only when it was
achieved by dignified ethical means such as they're talking about no
rubbers and only by abstinence or rhythm method
what comstock found so guess what when I go with the rhythm method yeah
what comes back with found so objectionable was the prominence of
contraceptives in the vice trade the comstock act was amended in 1876 to
read every obscene lewd or lascivious book pamphlet picture
paper writing print or other publication of an indecent character
and every article or thing designed or intended for the prevention of
contraception or procuring of abortion and every
article or thing intended for the adopted for any
indecent or immoral use and every written or printed card circular book
pamphlet advertisement or notice of any kind giving
information directly or indirectly where or how or of whom
or by what means any of the herein before mentioned matters articles or
things may be obtained or made and every letter upon the envelope of
which or postal card upon which and desolute obscene or lascivious
lineations epithets terms or language may be written or
printed this a little slower and sexier and hereby declared to be
non-mailable matter shall not be conveyed in the mail snore delivered from
any post office or by any letter carry so
anything don't mail porn don't mail anything i can shorten that i think
don't mail anything is what yeah don't mail anything
opponents of the law objected the heavy-handed and deceptive methods used
by comstock he requested material under the guise of a distraught husband
and when the material was provided he had the provider arrested
so he'd be like hey i can't get it up i really need help
i want to make love to my wife doctor what do i do and then the doctor would
send a letter back and he'd be like you're all under arrest you go to jail
well that it really is why religion is so dangerous because
it it's like to fight for the morality of one thing and use
immoral methods to you're also talking about two private people doing
something private yeah it's got nothing this isn't
this is the mail so this isn't shit that's going no
uh comstock defended himself by saying quote not one of my opponents has ever
been near me or made a single inquiry at my office
for facts without at least an attempt to get into the facts
they're not qualified to speak and what they say should be viewed a
suspicion and weigh with great care by thinking men
thus is defined the true position of the opponents to the above law
so he's saying if a guy sends a fucking letter or asks for some
porn or whatever the fact that they didn't go to his house and be like are
you really who you say you are that that makes them douchebags he's out of his
fucking mind yeah yeah like every guy every
playboy is supposed to knock on the door and be like hey uh did you ask for a
nudie magazine from us are you really who you are
jesus christ he's the worst that really takes away the the whole idea of
like why they send it to you and uh yeah it really does yeah
and the excuse me i don't want to interrupt this family get together but
uh your porn's here excuse me who heard the dildo
uh sorry dildo man here did you want to do you did sir also you guys want to
buy some gravy in the 1890s comstock began a crusade against
ida craddock a sex therapist who wrote instruction manuals of sex advice for
married couples and his first prosecution of ida
it was 1899 it was due to a book she wrote called
right marital living which was described as a sex manual for clumsy
husbands uh i keep trying to put it in the hole
it goes into the arm well that was the dog
whoops i'm in the dog excuse me scooter honey
the medical establishment uh actually backed craddock and and she was found
innocent comstock railed against the 1893
chicago world's fair because of the presence of a hoochie coochie dancer
i mean he's really really fucking out of his mind what they're called by most
humans belly dancers oh boy there's a lot to love there but uh
uh a belly dancer yeah he's upset about belly dancing
i mean he's really well the belly was out yeah he's like that's the hole
no it's lower dick head that's not the hole i see a vagina hole right in her
tummy i only fuck my wife while i'm screaming at her
but i had a craddock wrote a spirited defense of the appearance of
the belly dancer known as little egypt craddock pointed out the belly dancing
as a kind of sex education often performed at weddings
and she was right and comstock was pissed next came her instruction manual
wedding night in which craddock advocated a practice
known in tantric yoga as coitus reservatis
she believed the practice would enhance marital relations tantric yoga which is
horrible is based on the idea why is it horrible just
sting does it and it's just that forever it's the forever fucking thing and it's
just a you know fucking for nine hours okay
without orgasm i mean it's just a fucking okay i mean
i don't need it in my life no well you've got this point i've got a lot
this point i'm on board with comstock let's just not do the tantric
there's somewhere in the middle you know tantric yoga is based on the idea
that we not merely physical bodies but that we consist of energy fields
tantric practices aim to optimize the interactions of those energy fields
and to minimize the merely physical idac craddock was saying that sex was a
spiritual exercise and that the purpose of sex was not
necessarily to have babies total horror what a horror
how dare she that's disgusting it's almost like people by the way here are
my 450 children it's almost like people want to
enjoy something that feels awesome it's crazy
although she was really fucked up of god to make it fun
yeah he should if he if he wanted it just to be for babies then there should be
like thorns in the vagina yeah you should just be like oh i gotta go get
i gotta go get marcie pregnant and the dick should have like sandpaper on the
outside of it oh it should be horrible
although maybe she wasn't the best person to take any advice from
her views were unconventional her own family attempted to have her
institutionalized more than once one reason was because she said she was
married to an extraterrestrial entity known as soft well
okay she's who's side are we on now and that
aliens from another universe had well quote told her things
such as i don't know she also said soft was the only person
or whatever that she'd ever had intercourse with craddock also became a
student of religious eroticism and declared herself a
priestess and pastor of the church of yoga oh he must have been fucking
pissed okay so she was basically insane yes among her sex manuals were heavenly
bridegrooms psychic wedlock spiritual joys
letter to a prospective bride wedding night and right marital living and so i
fucked an alien yeah i fucked an alien comstock had her arrested
because of the wedding night this time a new york jury convicted her
her sentence was to spend three months in a city
workhouse under terrible conditions as soon as she was released
comstock had her re arrested under federal law
cheap but a prick is a fucking asshole hey you like your freedom boom get in
but this time he offered her a chance to avoid further imprisonment by
pleading insanity this she refused refused to do
mostly because she was insane and that's insane people yeah that's an insane
people i'd rather go to jail for 30 years to be called that word
i'm not insane and i will miss my alien yeah
oh yeah put me in jail the marge my marston boyfriend will come get me
after the trial the jury made had to take comstock's word for how filthy the
manual was because they never got they never got to
read it the judge declared that wedding night was so obscene lewd
lascivious and dirty that the jury could not be allowed to see it during the
trial this sounds like a hard trial to be a jury
member he added that he would submit to the
jury only the question of fact did the defendant mail the
book what that's bullshit he said you know she
admits having mailed the book please render your verdict
i'm gonna read you again what he said to the jury
all you can all you can judge on was did she mail the book
but she admits mailing the book so please please render your verdict
i do not suppose you will care to leave your seats
which they did not yeah they were like they didn't go to the jury room they
just looked at each other we think she sent it i'm pretty sure she sent it
sounds like she sent it it can we see it no
okay she's guilty all righty so they convicted her without seeing the
evidence and without leaving their seats cool on the morning of
october 16th 1902 idocratic was scheduled to be sentenced
she was 45 years old and she didn't think she could make it through the
expected five years imprisonment she sat down and wrote a public letter
in her home the day before she was to turn herself in
the letter explained in a rational persuasive manner what she had written
and why and what comstock had done to prosecute her
she pulled no punches here's some of it
he has not however produced any young person
thus far who has been injured through their perusal
nor has any parent or guardian come forward who claims even the likelihood
of any young person being injured by either of my books
he stated to judge thomas that i hadn't had handed
he said to judge thomas that i had even handed one of the books to the little
daughter of the janitor's of the building in which i
have my office it so happens that there is no janitor's in my building nor is
there any little girl connected with the same
if the reading of impure books and gazing upon impure pictures does debauch
and corrupt and pervert the mind when we
reflect that anthony comstock has himself read perhaps more obscene books
and has gazed upon perhaps more lewd pictures than any other man in the
united states what are we to think of the probable
state of mr comstock's imagination well done yeah
the man is a sex pervert he is what physicians term
a sadist namely a person in whom the impulses of cruelty arise
concurrently with the stirring of sex emotion
the sadist finds keen delight in inflicting either physical cruelly
or mental humiliation upon the source of that emotion
also he might find pleasure in gloating over the possibility
to others at my age i was 45 this last august
confinement under the rigors of prison life would be equivalent to my death
warrant the judge must surely know this and since he is
evidently determined to not only totally suppress my work but to place me
where only death can realize me i consider myself justified in choosing
for myself as did socrates the manner of my death
i prefer to die comfortably peacefully on my own bed in my own room instead of on
a prison cot she then slid her wrists and put her head in a gas stove
uh just jesus that i mean doubled down
yeah fuck but she but it's isn't amazing the
psychological thing yeah nailed him to a t oh yeah
back then she fucking had him yeah no that point is that that's such a great
point you drove that shit home yeah and then she cut her wrist i mean how do you
even logistically cut your wrist well no but i mean you
also have to get in the oven well you go well
when you cut your wrist you're still bleed out for a while so you cut your
wrist and what do you have double down you know a while before you bleed out
it takes a while to bleed out really like how long i don't i don't know i
haven't done it yet come on you did it how long
all right did it hurt 17 minutes i am a ghost
comm sock did not care about her death by the time his career was over he bragged
that he had driven 15 people to commit suicide that's so fucked what an asshole
he seems cool yeah he's a cool dude sorry i misspoke
now comm sock really concerned himself with performances he barely acknowledged
that theater existed but he was dragged into the theater in 1905
oh god who why would anyone take him anywhere
during the fall george bernard Shaw's play man and superman was being staged
professor ae bostwick of the new york public library
withdrew the published edition of the play from 30 or so free libraries
and placed it in a closed stack he said he did it because children needed to be
protected from Shaw's corrupting philosophy
and that the play would lead to higher rates of juvenile crime
Shaw immediately assumed it was comm stock and he attacked
quote comm stockry is the world's standing joke at the expense of the
united states america like to hear such things oh
sorry europe europeans like to hear such things
it confirms the deep-seated conviction of the old world that america is a
provincial place a second-rate civilization after all
comm stock responded to Shaw first he admitted he not seen or read any of
Shaw's plays but then he still attacked the Irishman
for believing quote the proper method of curing contagious and vile diseases
is to parade them in front of the public wait what
what does he mean he's saying that the way to
that the that he thinks that the Shaw thinks that
putting the stuff on display will help cure society
of things that are wrong with that's not even what he's doing
well i'm sorry no but that's correct that's
that even seems like a bad angle for him while he's fucking moron yeah
quote i had nothing to do with removing that irish smut dealers books from the
public library shelves but i will take a hand in the matter now
Shaw knows his works can probably do harm
to work weak and dishonest people he convicts himself
the Shaw's outsider rules take that out rule outsider guy yeah
the new york times back Shaw theater magazine didn't
it said theater magazine yeah what the fuck theater magazine
where with the other guy who hates theater it said Shaw was too often
interested in setting the world on fire merely to see it burn
the chicago tribune backed comstock saying literary smut even though it is
the product of genius is unfit for general reading what the fuck
then the producer of the play up the stakes he announced that he would is the
guy's name was andy daily which makes me laugh yeah he announced he would
present mrs. Warren's profession and the play
Shaw argued that as long as a male dominated economy kept
women poor prostitution was a reasonable career option
also society in the play is intellectually and financially dominated by
women men are virtually impotent that's great he really doubled down that's
awesome when comstock heard the plot he wrote to the producer to warn him
against producing quote one of bernard Shaw's filthy products
the producer responded by inviting comstock to address rehearsal
constock then sent another letter saying that the producer would be arrested
the play was open in new haven connecticut the local paper called it vulgar
the mayor of new haven who had not read or seen the play
then said it was well written and acted but it was rotten and the city shouldn't
license it he didn't see it no
cool so the producer returned to new york police commissioner
william meccadoo seized a copy of the script took out the lines that were too
risqué what the fuck and threatened to close the
production if they were spoken so the cops the cop like went through and
crossed out all the shit they couldn't say i mean that's like when they put like
a like when someone will buy like a vulgar moot like
when scarface will be on the cable or like basic cable
yeah what was the what was the name of the big video chain blockbuster used to
do that they used to edit all the videos to take out stuff really
yeah blockbuster for years was editing movies and people didn't see my planes
too back in the back of the day like planes would
they'd show the one movie on the big screen and they'd be like they'd edit
them yeah that's crazy but that really is so
fucked up yeah um so he sees the copies of the
script took out lines that were too risqué and threatened to close the
production if they were spoken lake uh huge crowds gathered for opening night
traffic was blocked on the surrounding streets
billy club wielding cops had to assault their way through the crowd to get the
actors to the theater three thousand people turned away at the door
wow opening night three thousand Jesus critics and editorial writers though
thought the play was too blunt and shocking the new york times
mr. Shaw takes a subject decayed and reeking
and analyzes it for the edification of those
whose unhealthy tastes find satisfaction in the
morbidic suggestion whatever its merits or demerits
as a play for the closet or as exposition of the author's views upon a
sociological question it has absolutely no place in the
theater before a mixed assembly the herald critic labeled to play the
limit of indecency which no amount of editing could purge its filth
little harsher the police commissioner who edited the play
himself attended
even though the lines uh that he cut out were altered by the cast so as not to
offend he's still labeled to play obscene so they
they changed every single line that he said to change
and he still was like nope that's an indictment on him
yeah sounds like he's not good at his job yeah i'm gonna rest myself
it's they said the play now probably sounds like bush's vietnam records
the police chief ordered it closed and issued warrants
for the theater owner the manager the cast and the producer i mean what kind of
fucking time is like honestly like god damn you can't fucking put on a
goddamn plate by now Anthony Comstock was a household
name he and other crusaders always said they were concerned about the effects
of this filth on youth and children Comstock's ideas of what might be obscene
lewd or lascivious were so broad that even some anatomy textbooks were
prohibited for being sent to medical students by the
united states postdoc oh god this dude needs to get dick
cancer that's what has to how how to cure the penis
oh he really for if only comes thoughts penis got infected with something it
would just be sounds like it might have been
oh god the the joy at the time it can't be that doctor keep looking at the time
the infinite mortality rate in the u.s was around 40 percent
that's a normal statistic but maternal mortality was 99 percent higher than it
is today so women dying while giving birth 40 percent of those deaths were
caused by infection of which half resulted from illegal or
self-induced abortions birth control was to revolutionize
women's health so birth control was going to save a
shitload of women's lives in 1912 Margaret Margaret Sanger was a nurse living
serving poor lower east side women like Sadie sacks a mother of three who had
been warned that a no another pregnancy would kill her
when Sadie asked the doctor how to prevent pregnancy
he told her to tell her husband to sleep on the roof
fair solution she won't get pregnant pregnant again
Sadie induced Sadie self-induced so she let him back
inside huh yeah I couldn't stick with so great poor
pregnant again Sadie self-induced an abortion contracted an infection and
died Sanger began to inform women about birth
control by writing a sex education column called what every girl should
know for the call a socialist newspaper naturally
Comstack couldn't have that no time for jail
so in 1914 a warrant was issued for Sanger's arrest
she was accused of circulating obscenity through the mail
the law defined information about constant contraception
as obscenity that's so fucked up and not too distant from where we're at
today really I mean there's still a lot of people who share those
beliefs want abortion clinics shut down don't believe in fucking birth control
and keep in mind we're running out of resources okay and people are still
like let's have more all right take it easy here
sorry in place of Sanger's column the call ran an empty box that read what
every girl should know nothing by order of the United States Postal
that is a better solution that's fantastic right that's a there's a
better way to just hide that what every woman should know
nothing fuck you well they said it they did everything
would say fuck you Sanger was not a woman who was intimidated and
published the woman rebel a periodical that
purpose was to challenge Comstock laws directly
she then fled to Europe smart Comstock's health began to fade
his health had been on the way since 1903 due to some
injuries he received during an arrest Comstock had been posing as a common
man and corresponding with a Dr. James Daugherty in Chicago
after receiving a few obscene letters he decided to apprehend the doctor
so he's fucking assing a doctor for sexual advice and the doctor about his
dick and the doctor gives it because he's a fucking doctor
and then he goes to arrest the fucking doctor a doctor must feel pretty good
oh my god shook out for him Daugherty left a
marshal and the sheriff outside and went it alone
sorry sorry not Daugherty Comstock left a marshal and the sheriff outside and
went it alone to try to get even more evidence so he's going to go inside and
try to get the guy to say more shit or get more paperwork of stuff but again
it's just clinical yet no it's not because it's about
dicks and penises and vaginas and balls but but this is a that's fine
you should be able to talk to your fucking doctor about your cock not anymore
or your jine cock or jones once inside cock or jones
once inside still posing as a patient the doctor provided plenty of evidence
Comstock then revealed his identity evidence yeah which means advice
Daugherty grabbed the evidence and tried to run upstairs with Comstock in
pursuit so he had a bunch of papers that he let me give a dick files
i'm out of here i'm gonna flush him yeah
at the top of the stairs Comstock grabbed Daugherty's leg and tripped him
the doctor then turned around and punched Comstock sending him tumbling
down the stairs when he reached the bottom of the stairs
the doctor leapt on top of him and continued
beating the shit out of Comstock yeah Comstock finally managed to get away
lurching onto the porch and yelling come as quickly as you can this man is
trying to kill me the first time he's ever said come as quickly as you can
though Comstock usually held his own in fights on a dozen occasions he was
knocked down but got back up and gave back
more to the offender once he was slashed across the face with a bowie knife while
making an arrest he continued working as the world's
leading vice hunter and lecturing around the country to college audiences
one young man who took a keen interest in his work and methods was a young
fellow named j. edgar hoover oh boy in 1915
Comstock died of pneumonia at the age of 71
one excerpt from the new york times obituary
one of the most discussed of mr. constock raids was upon
art students league in the american society of fine arts building
at 15th west 57th street on october 2nd 1906 he caused a police patrol wagon to
be backed up in front of the league's doors where it was loaded with about
1000 copies of the american art student a catalog
published for students the alleged offense of the catalog
was the showing of five nude figures which have been selected by the
board of control of league as examples of the work done by its students
miss anna robinson bookkeeper of the league was arrested
what the fuck
after his death margaret sanger the nurse he had chased off to europe returned
now public opinion is he gone see dad now public opinion was swinging her way
and she sensed the time was right for action on october 16th 1916
she opened america's first birth control clinic in brooklyn
yeah fuck yeah police closed the clinic 10 days later but
sanghurt already started a movement she would go on to established
planned parenthood federation of america thought that might happen today more
than 90 percent of americans have used birth control
yeah so if the fucking satanists that means 10 percent of not
well yeah we'll always have the cum stock population
cum stock boasted over his life he destroyed hundreds of lewd and lascivious
material including 60 000 obscene rubber articles otherwise known as condoms
he couldn't even call him condoms no rubber articles it is estimated that he
destroyed 15 tons of books 284 000 pounds of printing
plates for engravings okay so there you are yeah
four million pictures and initiated 4 000 arrests
his influence continued to be felt throughout the 20th century
on april 5th 1927 hl menkin editor of the american mercury was arrested for
selling obscene literature at issue were two articles in the april edition of
his magazine hat track it was a chapter from an upcoming
book about a prostitute by herbert ashbury the other
other article the new view of sex was an editorial essay written by
george nathan and printed in the clinical notes section
menkin was tried and acquitted two days later the day after the trial
and after all the april issues were mailed to subscribers
the solicitor of the us postal service department hoarse donnelly
decreed the issue obscene and unmailable in 1957 the constitution of the
federal obscenity statute was first argued before the u.s supreme court
sami roth had been convicted on 26 counts of mailing obscene circulars and
advertising and an obscene book in violation of federal obscenity
statute in roth versus the united states just in
berman stated for the majority we hold that obscenity is not within
the area of constitutionally protected speech or press
uh-huh yeah that freedoms tasty ain't it it's cool to know looking back in
history that the u.s supreme court was constantly full of bullshit
yeah fucking stupid well not anymore thank god
according to the statistics kept by the post office department the period
between july 1966 and january 1967 saw an average of 34 arrests per month
under the federal comstock act which is why
comstock got woodstock that was in fucking 67
and 66 right yeah but what was woodstock 68 68 i think
and i if you're i might have been later but that but that i think it was 68 but
that's like why the stuff like this that just it's like
it's like a pot of water on a stove eventually it's just gonna fucking
bubble over in 1971 congress deleted the birth control language from the comstock
act in january 2004
how you doing real good man sounds like a far it's
it's nice to know that that's close a letter carrier returned the second post
card in as many years to danie macintosh
president of the washingtonville art society
according to macintosh they were returned because they were too graphic
the postcards promoting the society's annual
exhibit of nude paintings drawing and sculptures featured oh my god
charcoal drawing of the back of a nude female and a painting of a nude woman
sitting oh no a butt talk
the comstock act itself has never been repealed
oh god a modified form of the comstock act remains on the books today though it
is extremely difficult to enforce oh god let's just get it
america let's just get it out
2004 i love america how great is it that the village
people the gayest band of their time yep did a song about the ymca
it's pretty awesome they i'm sure they i'm sure that why
i don't know i mean i mean i think that um you know
the ymc was against all this stuff but on the other hand they also provided
housing to people who are down on their luck and i think a lot of gay people had
a hard time well didn't we in life back then
so and and wasn't that that that whole that whole thing about the new port
sex right started in the ymc that's what i thought
yeah yeah so there i think there were two things going on there
uh because you can't help people who are down their luck without
fucking having a lot of sexual shit happening well you also can't discriminate
on who needs help based on what they're
what they i can david i and i will david
and that's what this podcast is gonna be about david david anthony no
first of all from now on the dollop is about no fucking
no and no fucking in uh the bottom holes
just the top hole wait a minute are you trying to say mouth
i think mouth fucking is what jesus wanted i think you might want to reread
your bullshit no i just realized that my wife's
aunt and uncle listen to this um should we give them an official
shout out or should we just i don't know anymore
well we want to say hi to to them and thanks for listening
hey guys we'll see you at dinner