The Doug Stanhope Podcast - Episode #46: Fredrik Boltes, singer of Swedish Reggae band Partiet
Episode Date: October 25, 2014Doug and friends talk with Fredrik Boltes, singer of the Swedish Reggae band Partiet, about his impressions of America and how he ended up in Vegas.This podcast sponsored by Saxx Underpants - http://w...ww.saxxunderwear.com/Fredrik's band is Partiet - http://partietreggae.se/Bingo is now on twitter - @bingobingamanRecorded Sept. 29, 2014 at The Plaza in Las Vegas, Nevada with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Fredrik Boltes (@fredrikboltes), Mat Becker (@houdini357), Brian Hennigan (@MrHennigan), Glenn Wool (@GlennWool) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. Intro music "Don't Cut Yr Hair" by Mishka Shubaly. Closing song “Bra Vibe" by Partiet. Both available on iTunes.Check Doug's tour dates at dougstanhope.com. Take a moment to register for 2014 Stanhope Tour news in your area, including the USA, UK, Europe, Australia and more. Additional dates added all the time.Thanks for listening.Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast
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The potato peelings in the sink Did not turn into vodka as I had hoped
I only start to need a drink
After the liquor stores have closed
I heard you change your name again
But don't you change your hair
It was the only thing I liked about you
In the end
La la la I liked about you in the end.
La, la, la.
All right, we're coining this phrase.
This is the half cast.
The half cast
is where you go, I want to talk to this guy,
but we ain't stretching this shit to an hour
because we just did three podcasts in a row.
We're hammered, meaning me.
Oh, no, no.
This is like a bonus cast.
Yeah.
But at the Vegas show, we had a contest for who we actually mentioned this earlier.
Yes.
Who was going to come the furthest by Greyhound?
Because the Plaza Hotel is connected to the Las Vegas Greyhound Station.
Five-star on Yelp.
Remind me to do that.
Five-star Yelp review the Greyhound bus station in Vegas.
And just make up a lot of lies of all the luxuries you get there.
Write that down. The cuisine is impeccable.
Implicable.
Implicable.
Implicable.
I couldn't believe the free shower.
Yeah, spell it like that.
I couldn't believe the free shower kit.
But the people who flew the furthest
were Fred and Raven.
They came from Sweden.
I'm assuming Stockholm
because it's the only one I can remember
other than Malmo. Yeah, yeah. Yes, we flew from Stockholm. I'm assuming Stockholm because it's the only one I can remember other than Malmo.
Yeah, yes.
We flew from Stockholm.
But where do you live?
Three hours south from there.
Between Malmo and Stockholm, right in the middle.
Somewhere Pablo Francisco is very big.
That's right.
Yeah, that's right.
You're absolutely right, Doug.
He is.
Did I tell you the Pablo Francisco story?
I'll set it up with that.
When we were playing in...
Gothenburg.
Oh, it's Gothenburg.
We didn't play Malmo.
No, we didn't play Malmo yet.
It's Gothenburg.
Either way, we still haven't gotten paid.
Find that fucking cunt.
What's his name?
Do you remember his name?
We'll find it for another podcast.
That's a good one, yeah.
Yeah, we should have that guy tracked down and killed.
I'd help you out with that.
Uh-huh.
Like the tracking down part, at least.
Yeah.
That's some tough talk out of you.
I think I know where he lives.
It's Sweden.
It's not huge.
Pablo Francisco, who is a friend of mine,
I'm not shitting on him,
but he's huge in the Scandinavian countries.
And so the whole time we're there, he's either before us or after us.
He did 40 cities in Sweden.
And right now, I could name two.
I forgot the one I played, Gothenburg.
How do you play 40 cities?
And everywhere we go in Scandinavia is Pablo
Francisco. We get to
Helsinki. And like, at
this point, I've already written like Pablo Francisco
jokes, like busting his
balls, like one man, one joke.
The whole movie theater guy thing he does.
And we get to, at the
end, we get to Helsinki.
And we're downtown Helsinki.
And I look across the street
and there's this building like a
fucking armory, like the Pentagon,
like Fort Knox, and the
entire top of it.
Pablo!
Like, 20 rooms
long and five floors
high. I'm like, are you
fucking kidding me?
Pablo Francisco, he's not a bad comic,
but really?
I was just, I was
jaw dropped
until I realized it's the fucking museum
of art. It's a Pablo Picasso.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
That makes sense.
But the next week is Pablo Francisco.
What can you do?
No free coupons for Pablo Francisco.
Special event, no coupons.
If you buy the Francisco, we'll let you in the Picasso,
but it's not the other way around.
But so I go to this mall kind of food court,
and I'm eating some horrible sushi place
in a little tiny mall area.
So lesson learned for Aberdeen.
I look over.
I see fucking...
Is that Flip Schultz?
Pablo Francisco's opener,
who I know is another good friend.
I'm like,
what the fuck are you doing?
How do you run into a friend in a food court
in Helsinki?
I think it was in the Cold War days.
Tom Rhodes was behind the counter.
I just like to do this.
This is insane.
Oh, that's going to hurt that Tom Rhodes is the only one working.
So our friends that traveled the farthest,
Raven and Fred came from Sweden,
some town where Pablo Francisco is well known.
Just between Malmo and Stockholm.
It's between Malmo and Stockholm.
For you listeners in Stockholm, just say the name of the town.
Jönköping. Oh, I
fucking hate that place.
Jönköping.
He went to Everest
with, what's his name?
Oh, Jönköp,
you know him?
Who can forget his classic about the Hürgerberdins?
Oh, first of all.
You'd love that guy. He took his bicycle from Jönköping to Mount Everest,
climbed Mount Everest, and then bicycled home.
And then, two years later,
he died doing something completely random,
like climbing a climbing wall or something,
falling down from five feet.
So he's like the Andean Drist of Sweden.
He was at his neighbor's house when he died.
I'm not shitting you, but this is the strangest thing.
My uncle was born there in a concentration camp.
Because that's where he kept all the Estonians.
And he was actually born in that very city.
Are you bringing up reparations this early?
Yeah.
So you're paying for the drinks, asshole.
Are you sure it was Jenschipping and not Linkschipping or Norschipping or Nischipping?
It's one of the chippings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so that kind of...
Classic Sweden cover.
Yeah.
Got out of that one.
We didn't go for that over here.
That's like someone going,
oh, England, it ends with vil or ton?
Yeah, exactly, precisely.
It's the exact same thing.
I'm letting him off the hook.
All right.
Yeah, he furrowed his brow
like he was just about to deny all accountability.
So you flew over.
You're enjoying downtown Vegas.
I'm glad I drew you to the hot spot where all the nightlife happens.
I subscribed to your newsletter, and I read the come to Las Vegas and dress up like a jerk-off, blah, blah, blah thing.
And I was like, this is my excuse to finally go to Vegas.
I haven't never been before.
And you did dress up like a jerk-off.
You have to get a picture for this podcast to make it mostly him.
You look like World Wrestling Federation.
Yes.
Let's hope he feels that way about this particular outfit.
He could have been like, and on Saturday, oh, I was like, oh.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Well, in this room, in this hotel, in this part of Vegas, you never have to be afraid of being the underdressed one.
So, you know, it's not a huge problem.
One question.
How is Burning Man this year?
Can you rate it?
Fred.
Yes.
Let me explain for the listeners.
Fred has cornered the market, I guess, I'm assuming, in Swedish reggae.
That's right.
Fred's about 280 in a wife beater that's hanging down and Swedish dreadlocks.
And he's white.
Yeah, of course he's white.
He's from Sweden.
No.
It's a different country.
But you know the most popular boy's name in Oslo now is Mohammed.
There you go.
Why do you have to bring ISIS into everything?
And why do you have to bring Norway into Sweden?
Yeah.
And why does he look like...
I love that one other guy on our team knows a map.
It looks like there was a white Bob Marley on Game of Thrones.
Hey, there's our fucking lady.
Tim Adana in the house.
Come on.
All right, yes.
So you do Swedish reggae.
You're a road-traveling musician.
Yes, that's right.
I'm in a Swedish reggae band,
and I do that for a living professionally.
Just to clarify, a Swedish reggae band
or the Swedish reggae band?
No, I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you down on this one
because there are actually a bunch of Swedish reggae bands at the moment.
So it's getting like a big subculture there.
In a pitch battle between Swedish reggae bands
and Norwegian death metal, who wins?
Well, the death metal scene I presume is biggest in Finland.
Norwegian has no music.
They don't need it.
How long have there been Swedish reggae bands?
Well, there's a guy called Pep's Passion.
Pep's Passion was a big, let's say,
it was a big reggae artist in Sweden.
Singing Swedish in reggae, like reggae in Swedish.
He was like the police.
And he got a lot of followers after that.
And this was maybe 30 of followers after that.
And this was maybe 30 or 20 years ago.
And it's still a sub-genre.
And I am in the band.
It's eight musicians in the band.
And we tour and we play all of the Swedish reggae festivals.
Oh, that's such shit.
Just a cut of the money.
When you have eight band members and you have to... I know.
Do you ever look at a couple of weeklings and go,
yeah, we don't need the xylophone that much or whatever?
This week the cowbell can take a rest.
Or you only got half a bag of weed and you're like...
Let's get rid of percussions.
Well, I have a loop station, like a loop pedal.
So if there's a low-budget gig,
I'd play all the instruments myself have a loop station, like a loop pedal. So if there's a low-budget gig, I play all the instruments myself on the loop station.
And I record it in front of the audience and play it up.
So you do a solo act.
You're like a Reggie Watts.
I guess.
Did you say yes or I guess?
I guess.
Reggie Watts is an American comedian slash musician.
Oh, yeah.
Loops music.
Actually, he does a whole ensemble with a Line 6 reverb unit.
Got it.
Ah, see?
Fucking musicians.
It's like you're talking in Swedish.
Yeah.
You're fucking talking music talk.
Yeah.
Glad you're here.
I thought I would lay that out there.
It's good to be on a radio show
like yours.
It's an honor for me
to be here, of course.
We're live, by the way.
This is live radio.
Nice.
No, so anyways,
because I got fired
from hosting my show
in Sweden.
You got fired?
Yes.
Fuck those guys.
He was hosting a radio show.
Fuck those guys.
Let him embellish, please.
All right. So I'll tell you what happened. Is it over not being able to tell a was hosting a radio show. Fuck those guys. Let him embellish, please. All right, so I'll tell you what happened.
Is it over not being able to tell a podcast from a radio show?
All right, so.
Go ahead.
No worries.
So I am a songwriter, right?
So I write political stuff with my reggae band.
That's a serious act.
Now, my colleagues down at the radio said,
why don't you come on the morning show
and you can help one politician from each political party
to write a song with their politics in it,
like a goof, like a joke.
And in America, I guess you have two parties
in the government building.
They call them two, but it's one.
All right.
And in Sweden, we have eight.
There'd be eight songs for me to
write. I'd come in at 7 a.m. in the
morning, meet the politician, have a
talk, rehearse, write, and then
at a quarter to nine, we'd sing the song together
live in front of an audience twice as
big as yours.
Fourteen
people?
Drop the mic, walk out Drop the mic.
Walk out of the room.
Yes, but we've still got a job.
Bam!
I think Brian just shaved his head.
That's why he's my manager.
That's the guy.
That's who you want.
All right.
So we come to the racist party.
There's eight parties.
And there used to be seven.
Do they call it the racist party?
Yes.
So there used to be seven parties.
But now the racist, oh, everything is the immigrants' fault party came into government, right?
Not in the government building, right?
So they're not people controlling the country, but they're in the parliament, right? Well, in the government building, right? So they're not people controlling the country,
but they're in the parliament, right?
So I had to be there.
My audience doesn't want an education.
So I'm in the show,
and I'm supposed to help this racist person,
if you ask me,
write a song about her politics.
And I'm not racist, as you ask me, write a song about her politics. And I'm not racist, as
you can tell. Really? Not a
reggae racist? No, not a single
one. No, not even an inch of me.
And I have a big problem with her...
Look at his girlfriend. She's not
even completely blonde.
So, we would do remakes of existing songs, right? so
we would do remakes
of existing songs
right
so we'd take
a known
big hit song
and we'd rewrite
the lyrics
so
parody
did you do
Sweet Home Alabama
for the racist guy
better
even better
listen to this
wait
this is the important part
Josh so I took the the the Better. Even better. Listen to this. Wait, wait. This is the important part.
Josh.
So I took the disgusting Nazi marching song from 1973.
1973?
1937.
All right. And you put it to, I saw the sign.
Look, I know a lot of those songs.
I don't know any disgusting ones.
Marching Nazi propaganda songs.
You'd see like, Hitler is the best, whatever, you know.
So I take the lyrics.
I threw them into Google Translate, right, from German to Swedish.
And I replaced Hitler with the guy's name who runs the party,
who is Jimmy Occhison,
and I took swastika and replaced that with a flower they have as a symbol.
Wait, first of all, what was the guy's name?
Jimmy Occhison.
Jimmy Occhison.
Wow, what rhymes with that?
I thought orange was tough.
Okay.
So, and I presented the lyric to the politician who was in the radio studio.
And I say, hey, do you think this text here would symbolize your politics in a good way?
Do you think this is a good thing to sing?
And she was like, oh, yeah, sure, this is us.
That's very clever.
You showed the lyric.
Yeah, of course.
And so she'd get the lyric, and we'd rehearse a little bit,
and then in front of 70,000 or 80,000 listeners,
she would sing on live radio.
This is Swedish public service, by the way.
She would sing a Nazi propaganda song from 1937,
translated into Swedish, with Hitler replaced with her guy,
like her political leader.
And then they fired my ass after that.
That she agreed to.
In advance.
And that's why they're going to be in Paris soon.
And that song is now
number one on the Swedish
charts. And it is called
I Saw the Sign.
Where do you go now for your next employment?
I do Swedish reggae, like I said.
So my band is doing well.
It's on the road, man.
Yeah, so my band is...
They're putting the band back together, man.
No, but so I did radio and music for a while.
And now I only do music.
And it's doing okay.
And so then for entertainment,
like after the big summer tour,
which was June, July, and August,
we figured we'd do something like just for me and my girlfriend Raven.
And we found the fucking Las Vegas trip.
So now we're here, you know?
You can't swear on this.
We're going to have to shut this down.
Can we fire him?
Stan, we've got to wait for the-
Not again!
Not again!
Hey, is Raven on Twitter yet?
No not yet
Yeah yeah exactly
So a question like
Hey shut up in the background
Was there a big scandal
When you were fired
Or did you work silently
I made headline news
In all the newspapers of Sweden
TV, radio, everything.
It was a big thing.
Did it help your news turnout?
Yes.
The cost of fish oil got bumped to page six.
So many calls and stuff.
If you put your cards right, we could get you
on the front page of the Bisbee Herald.
Well, police beat.
Anyway, so keep going.
Steve Poggi reference. Go ahead. No, so keep going. Steve Poggi reference.
Go ahead.
No, so I mean, I guess that's the end of it.
That's how I got fired from my radio job.
How much time do you spend on the road?
A lot more now.
In the first 365 days as a band, we met.
We got to know each other.
And we did record one album.
And we did 110 gigs
in 10 countries. Nice.
So that's the first year and now we're in like a third
year. So now we're doing bigger
venues and bigger audiences but not as many
as we used to do. And is Raven in the band?
Raven is our official bus
driver. You let
a chick drive? What a progressive
stupid country.
How long do you think before they vote?
That's where Cliff Burton died.
Oh, that is true.
There's actually a huge shot.
Metallica reference from Glenn Wool,
which we had the bonding over the Iron Maiden earlier.
That's right.
I'm with you, brother.
Pogge almost fell off his chair.
He was so excited.
Iron Maiden earlier. I'm with you, brother.
Pogge almost fell off his chair.
He was so excited.
There's actually a big feminist party in Sweden that
almost made it into office,
into the parliament now.
What did you make them sing?
They're not in the parliament yet, so there's
no song for them. They wouldn't sing. That's not funny.
Yeah.
So they get 2.5 They sang Clambake
They got 2.5%
of the votes nationally
and they got voted in
into I think
10 or 11 city halls
So they're trying to make
to change the world
so that it's not run by
you know
mid-age
white drunk guys
By the way
let's just give a little
shout out
kudos to Fred
for he's fucking holding his own in a second
language.
Quite possibly a third.
Thank you.
Most of my listeners can't speak
English as well as you.
Thank you. So is Hannigan, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
No, no. Glenn Will,igan, by the way. Yeah, yeah, that's true. No, no.
Glenn Will, you're a close second.
He's very English.
The vote did not go his way.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, you think you're so funny.
Could you get him to sing Rule Britannia?
I could teach him some English, maybe.
That's because we have a school system in Sweden that works,
and people go to school there, and we learn languages there.
So English is one of the five I speak.
What other ones did you learn?
French, German.
Oh, yeah, you'd get Swedish and English,
and then you'd choose between French, Spanish, and German, I guess.
Spanish.
Now, Brian told me this, and my brain has raped it into non-fact,
but Norway and Sweden, this goes back to my old bit about the one thing
I would change if I was the king of the world was teach everyone the same
fucking language because that's the biggest barrier keeping people apart.
But Sweden and Norway
did you not when they split up
they had the same language but just
to be dicks they had to make it different
like Microsoft
I think that might be Norwegian and Danish
or I can't remember
well Finnish
Finnish is really different
sorry it's those
Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.
But basically, the difference between the language
between two of the three, I forget which it is.
He read this in smart.
Anyway, the point is, Fred, you have the answer.
Yes, I do.
But you can go ahead and drunk guess all you want,
or I can just answer your question.
You realize if we don't do that, we have no podcast.
I understand, yes.
If you come up with the answer, write off.
Everything is based on drunk guessing.
Yeah.
No, drunk accusations.
Go, go, please, Fred.
Sweden is the biggest country. It's the biggest language
and Norway and Denmark would watch
Swedish TV and stuff, so they understand
Swedish perfectly.
The language differences between Sweden and Norway are not that big.
And it used to be one country like three or four hundred years ago.
I don't know.
Maybe two.
I don't know.
So I don't know.
We weren't alive.
No.
So the Finnish speak something completely different, like you said.
Exactly.
But the other three, it's very, very similar.
I will say that.
Yeah, okay.
We all think of Estonian.
But they changed it on purpose
just to be dicks.
Fuck you, we're a different country now.
I'm going to say it like this.
By the way, Sweden's not the biggest country anymore.
Norway has the oil, and they're slaves.
Yes.
Swedish people go to Norway to wait tables
and do their shit job.
That's so weird.
Cleaning up the fish and stuff.
There's a whole ladder. Norway's so weird cleaning up the fish and stuff so there's a whole
there's a whole like ladder
so Norway's on the
top of the ladder right
they get the Swedish people
to wait their tables
and to build their
buildings and stuff like that
now Swedish
do they build their furniture
oh I wish I hadn't said that
we'd get the
we'd get the Polish people
coming up over the sea
you know
to wait our
immigrant workers
immigrant workers
yeah yeah yeah
so there's a whole like
like a ladder.
And Norway's at the very top.
And they're all being dicks about it.
Would you say that you are the Mexican or the Negro of Norway?
Mexican.
Yes.
Definitely.
Swedish people are the Mexican people to Norway as Mexicans are to the U.S.
You breed the same rate?
The what?
Breed the same rate?
Breed at the same rate.
Reproduce. Reproduce at the same rate as Mexicans.
He's relying on a story.
Now I get it.
This is why you aren't on radio anymore.
At least not in English.
It's another part of the world.
I've got to think in Europe.
Yes, no.
Sweden has a problem with people not fucking so much.
Enough, enough.
So we need to bring more people in, which is awesome.
Culture grows.
You're not with child, are you, Raven?
No.
The night is young.
Cocktails.
Stay away from Andy Andrus.
Don't go to 2447
whenever you do that.
I might try to sell you a child.
Raven and Bingo.
No matter what the urban myth,
you can still get pregnant on top.
I don't want to imagine you underneath that guy.
Raven and Bingo are getting
good friends. I would say a bit too good
of friends.
Bingo and Raven.
That's not where babies come from.
But it is where when you get home
your girlfriends are going to say,
I want my labia lips done.
Inside joke. Don't worry about it.
Mega callback.
Actually an outside joke.
It was more of a circus joke because it brings
back Dumbo.
How old are you?
I'm turning 30 this year.
You look a lot younger. Thank you.
Like you are really
a war-torn, weather-beaten
younger, but you look younger.
And three years you've been on the road?
Yep, at least in the
summer times. Do you drag the bag?
Do you bring your girlfriend with you?
Drags the bag?
She drives the bus.
Really?
No talking off mic back there,
cackling party.
The inside story is that both Doug Stanhope and Greg Shaley
dragged the bag during his tour.
But they whore the merch.
Come on, do you pack the sack or not?
Me and Raven take turns driving the bus.
Oh, you said she drives the bus.
Yeah, so she's on the tour.
So you do driving the bus. Oh, you said she drives the bus. Yeah, so she's on the tour. So you do pump the lump.
Dude.
Doesn't even make sense, but it's funny.
Fucking Robbie Burns in the corner.
He can go all night.
Well, I'm fueled by bitterness.
Keep going.
All right, so have you been with Raven your entire tour?
I'm going all Howard Stern.
I'm going to road pussy stories
just because it seems like the
base level to go because I have no other
questions. Yeah, but you did that with the true TV
jokers. It didn't turn out well.
Remember?
It was so terrible.
So we took the flight from Stockholm, which sucked,
into Newark Airport, and then we
had to stand in line for the stupid security,
which sucks even more.
Oh, I can't imagine a guy like you having any problems going through.
With my blonde red locks.
Did you have most of a shirt on there?
It looks like you were in a bombing accident,
and that's what's left of a shirt.
He got to the booth,
and they'd already called up
stills from the film Predator.
So go ahead, tell us.
So I come up to the guy
that's supposed to interrogate you.
Is that a word?
Yeah, sure.
Interview.
Welcome you to America.
Yes.
So usually they'd say,
what's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you do for a living?
I host a radio show.
What's the name of the show?
Who are you hosting that with?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And then the next time I would come and ask the same questions.
And then the next time I would come and ask the same questions again.
And eventually, from every now and then, I'd get the glove.
I don't know if you get the glove in the airport, but I do sometimes.
Anyways, that's not the point.
Not actual cavity search.
Let's back up.
Everyone settle down.
Not an actual inside your asshole.
Inside my clothes, but not
inside my asshole.
No. But still,
first time it was
in Israel, and I had
no shoes.
Did you say Jews? Shoes.
That's on your feet. We'll get back to the
English lesson with you later.
Don't bring sand to the beach.
Don't bring cocaine to Columbia.
No, so I get a lot of crap like that, you know,
like they'd ask me a bunch of questions.
And then when you've done that 10-hour flight, you know,
and you've been standing in this stupid line for two hours,
and you come up to the guy,
and you know it's going to be a long talk, you know.
So I prepare myself for this.
I step up to the guy,
and he's, you know, shaking my passport out.
And he looks at that, and he looks at me.
And I say,
so what do you do for a living, sir? And I say,
I am the singer
of a Swedish reggae band, sir.
And
this is true. This is not a joke. I'm not
exaggerating. He looks
at the passport again. He looks at me. He looks really
tired, too. And he says,
okay, now I've seen everything.
Welcome to America.
And he lets me get in.
So that's nice.
I have to ask. Go for it.
You attempted to get on a plane
with no shoes? Yes.
I did. In Israel too. With a lot of
stamps in my passport from
full on Islamic countries that I've been visiting.
Like backpacking, right?
What were you doing there?
Malaysia.
Oh, yeah, that's what they asked me.
Training.
They should ask you that.
Yeah, so I've been to Malaysia and countries around there a lot, and they stamp your passport with that stuff.
But everyone else has shoes.
Yeah, so did I
because I was attending a
wedding the night before
and my shoes broke.
My shoes broke and I was like,
I'm not going to carry broken shoes
from this...
I'm not going to
bring the shoes
in the fucking... Bring them back to
Sweden and throw them away there.
I'm going to chuck them right here.
So I step up to the, I was wearing a sarong only, by the way.
No pants.
It's a sarong.
No shoes.
First of all, everyone listening, you're flying into a country.
Out of Israel.
With no pants, in a sarong, at nearly 300 pounds of white sweaty dreadlocks
and no shoes, I'm guessing you probably had a middle seat
and you elbowed into each person.
Fuck customs.
The people on the plane should have killed you.
Stewardess, I want to buy someone some shoes, please.
And some underpants.
Would you like some underpants?
Hey, we're sponsored by Saks Underpants.
There you go. I got a sponsorship in.
That was a horrible
experience for everyone on the plane,
I'd guess then. Not only me.
But it's not as bad as a baby.
So thank you for not
procreating. Thanks.
Because, again,
if you don't have enough people in Sweden,
you're the Mexicans of Sweden,
you can make...
Who's going to be your bitch? Finland?
No. Poland, I guess.
Poland.
Poland is, for sure.
Okay. Now this starts
to sound like the Nazi song.
Don't worry.
That's another thing. I knew the Nazi song. Don't worry. That's another thing.
I knew the Nazi song and she didn't.
What does that say about me?
Yes, you knew it by heart.
Yeah.
Or the Bee Gees.
So what's next?
It's the same one staying alive.
So how have you liked America?
It's my second time here.
And I've been,
before I've been to New York City,
to Manhattan,
which was awful, by the way.
You know, this country sucks in so many ways.
Can I tell you?
Yeah, too many kikes.
So I've been traveling around.
I've been traveling around the world.
Not if he has his way.
I've been traveling around.
As soon as Joe Jackson.
Go ahead.
I've been traveling the world.
I've been to Australia seven times.
I've been to Southeast Asia, to all the major cities there.
And Europe, needless to say, as a backpacker with no shoes on,
but also as a musician and actually a magician.
How about a guy that just can't afford shoes?
Yes.
That's how it is.
It's part of the illusion.
Go ahead.
Overpay for your ticket?
But, and then I went to New York City for the first time in my life.
And, you know, the subway there is just shitty, you know?
And there's a lot of homeless people there.
Are you related
to Joan Walker?
No,
she fucking stepped on it.
Oh yeah,
the subway,
you're next to a queer
with AIDS
and some homeless
mother of four
and some...
I took that as
Tommy Walker.
I was like,
what did Tommy Walker
say about this?
Sorry.
The thing you do
in New York City too,
as a full-on tourist,
right? You go to the freedom thing. sorry the thing you do in New York City too as a full on tourist right
you go to the
what is it
the freedom
thing
the freedom
I don't even know
what it's called
we don't care
the
Statue of Liberty
and you take a picture
of that
and then you go to the
Empire State Building
and take a picture
of that
or you go to the
fucking
to the
Seinfeld restaurant
thing and take a picture of that and Or you go to the fucking Seinfeld restaurant thing.
Take a picture of that.
And I realize now.
Depending on when you were there.
I realize now, everything that tourists do there,
they built that like 20 or 30 years ago.
It's all big things from the fucking 90s or 80s, you know?
If you would go on the subway in Singapore or Hong Kong
or anywhere in that part of the world,
it would be clean, man, and it would be working.
And the train systems would be awesome.
And it's a whole, like,
the feeling of New York City to me
is like, this used to be the capital of the world
20 years ago, and now it's fucking not.
Oh, it's always been shit.
Well, the weird part is,
it's bedbugs and ice storms,
but they can't get an ice storm enough
to kill the bedbugs.
Timing.
Timing.
Did you explain this theory to any New Yorkers?
I tried not to.
Sweden is a very socialistic country.
It's another world, you know?
American politics and America's foreign policy,
but also
politics when it comes to, I don't know,
healthcare, healthcare school and everything.
To me, it's so dumb.
It's compared to what
I'm used to. It's so
dumb in so many ways.
At the same time, it's awesome
to be seeing, walking
down the streets. It's awesome to breathe
freedom.
No, but being in Vegas,
being in LA, like we were before we flew
in here, and you're seeing everything in New York,
of course it's cool because you're seeing it on TV.
But as a country, with
the politics you guys use, compared to
what we do, it's complete crap.
Yeah, we don't pay
attention.
Yeah.
That's why you have the country you have.
One thing that we have in spades,
except for no black people here,
is apathy.
You can be very apathetic here.
The other thing we have,
which you really sunk in on,
and I think it's good,
is we only speak one language.
That way we don't have
to hear what other
countries are like.
Should we close on that?
And I'm fucking it all up
by speaking pretty good English.
Sorry.
I should have done
that whole rant in Swedish.
It would be more
entertaining for you guys
when you're drinking.
Here's the thing.
I think he really likes America.
So we're
relaunching your career. Hang on.
Here comes Monday Night Hannigan.
We're relaunching your career. So what are
the reference points to find you on the
web if somebody wants to...
Plugs.
So you see the tattoo I've got here? It says
Partiet. Oh yeah, that's what we do on the radio.
The listeners can't.
It's P-A-R-T-I-E-T.
Partiet.
Now, it translates into the party, not as a party like you guys are having here, but
like a political party, right?
So Partiet it is.
If you Google search for that, you'll find all the random crazy shit.
But if you Google search for Partiet and reggae, you'll find my shit.
Partiet and reggae.
Partiet, reggae.
We're not still close with the Matoid,
are we?
Google it, bitch.
Is it online?
Yes, you can find it anywhere.
We're going to close.
We've fucked the Matoid out of a couple.
The Matoid is a friend of ours from Finland.
He usually closes our podcast, his song, Party Time.
But Party It Time.
You should close on me singing some Swedish reggae
and you guys fading it out.
Just be clear.
Easy, Spielberg.
We got this.
Also, hey, it's my fucking podcast. I don't give a fuck anymore. I'd love to hear it Hey it's my fucking podcast
I don't give a fuck anymore
I'd love to get a complaint
For too loud Swedish reggae
If you could really pump it out
Yeah
Would you prefer
To close it out live
Acapella
Or would you rather us
Chaley will edit
A song that you have online
As the closer
Your call Well no You should try it live And then if not We can always put the song Live Chaley will edit a song that you have online as the closer.
Your call.
Well, no, you should try it live.
And then if not, we can always put the song live.
Yeah, we can always go to the song.
Can Raven drive the bus in the background?
What, are you saying Raven has to get to the back of the bus because she's not completely blonde?
I'm starting to think Freddie might just be nicknamed the bus.
And a one, and a two, and a three.
Det var en jäkla massa tjafs här om rot och rute.
En A-kassadebatt som aldrig vill ta slut och bortom länder och gränser där vi kan rädda livet.
Men vi räddar hellre livet på vår bilindustri.
Jag spottar på idén om man
kan kalla det därför Babylon eller ett unket
system. Känner mig liten och sliten som
gubben med i pren. Vill sätta mig och skjuta
som ett 90-talsmodell.
Vad blir headline och vad blir notis?
Det värsta var det skrivs om en påhittad
kris. Politikerna svarade
på olika visar. Men vem fick ställa
frågan och till vilket pris? Jag vet de
ljuger om flisen. Men i magen har vi isen.
Jag fattar väl de som tappar djupt allt och slåss
mot polisen. Men systemet är krisen.
Vi har alla bevisen. Babylon kommer
att falla. Men vad ska det bli sen?
Yes!
Where is the party at?
How's that?
Yeah, thanks.
You just made that up, didn't you?
Where's the Partiette?
Wow.
Partiette.
He's looking at us.
We're all more glassy-eyed than we were a minute ago.
That's 2443.
That is a podcast.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thanks for having me.
Amazing.
Safe travels.
Cheers, buddy. Maybe we'll see you very much. Thank you. Thanks for having me. Amazing. Safe travels.
Cheers, buddy.
Yeah, I'll meet you in Sweden next time.
It's a good thing we saved Freddy for the end. All right!
För jag är ingen gubernör och ingen kapten Ingen general som står och hojtar på scen
Men jag är partiledare
Se till Voltaise, partiledare
All right!
1998 såg jag Petter på tv
Jag var 14 och köpte hans cd
Och rappen blev en grej i mitt musikaliska cv
Och rapparen Båtes han fick vara med i Frankipetri
Musik direkt och nyfiken fredag
Tjock och glad men ibland deprimerad
Och reste som famen alltid känner baserad
Aldrig nöjd och ville alltid ha mera
Sparat artiklarna från Jönköpings tidningen
Både på en TK för att få spridningar
Jag gick och kom fram och sa vi måste starta band
Och vi höll på i några år innan han lika snabbt försvann
Nu är det kört, nu är jag död, nu är jag klar
Jag får väl bli någon slags konsult med skillsen som jag har
Skaffa kåk och tjej och skaffa barn
För det finns väl ingen där ute som känner som jag Men nu sa deta kåk och tjej och skaffa barn För vi finns väl ingen där
Där som känner som jag
Men nu sa det klicka
Till slut sa det pang
Allt som innan var viktigt försvann
Du kan kalla oss partiet
Fast egentligen är ett band
Och se oss på turné
Till riken på land
Ge mig tjacka på gitarrer
Ge mig one-grab på baskaggen
Ge mig gunget
Ge mig viben All right baskaggen. Ge mig gunget. Ge mig viben.
All right.
Så ge mig bubblor ifrån Norden.
Ge mig mikrofonen och orden.
Ifrån norra delen av jorden.
All right.
I take a big vibe.
Tack så mycket. En platta kostar 50 spänn Ta mitt kort och ring hit oss igen Och vi kan spela på din klubb
Eller i ditt hem
All right
Men
Trottoaren är min bästa scen
Ingen fylla och gratis entré
Det är mitt nya jobb och vi har satt det i systemet
Så släng ett mynt i caset för vi lever på det
Riga köper namnet
Berlin, Amsterdam
Vi singar gränser där partiet undrar fram
Det var du säger
Vi gör en reggae drive by partiet style
Så ge mig chaka på gitarren
Ge mig one drop på baskaggen
Ge mig gunghet och ge mig viben
All right
Och ge mig bubblor ifrån Norden
Ge mig mikrofonen och orden
Härifrån norra delen av jorden
All right
Det ger mig en rörel
Så, partiet
Och det vi älskar So, partying!