The Doug Stanhope Podcast - Patreon Promo - Ep. #008: Some Vindication, Gratitude From Johnny Depp
Episode Date: February 11, 2020Only for Patreon, Doug opens up about vindication and relays a message of gratitude from Johnny Depp. Also, some more Yang Gang stuff, Doug meeting Alice Cooper and who should be on the Patreon coin?L...isten to the rest of this podcast and get another BONUS one each month by subscribing through our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast. ALL levels of support will get direct message access to the podcast and instant access to a Bonus episode every month plus all past BONUS episodes. Any level of support is appreciated. Thanks in again as your subscription helps keep this podcast going. Patreon page - (https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast).Recorded Feb. 07, 2020 at the FunHouse in Tucson, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Olivia Grace (@OliviaDoesBits), Chad Shank (@HD_Fatty), Tracey Wernet (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille. 2020 tour dates are already up on the website. Don't find out too late about an upcoming performance in your area. Get on the Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/LINKS -Visit the Stanhope Store - http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/ Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconantSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast
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Hey, this is what we do on the Patreons.
So, uh, enjoy the Patreon tease and, uh, sign up.
You're listening to the Doug Stanhope Podcast.
I needed, I needed to be.
What?
A little drunk.
But you woke up drunk, didn't you?
No, I woke up hungover.
But I know it's the weirdest fucking thing,
and I'm sure I mention it a lot.
Even hungover, even if it's like a good hangover
where I'd taken Xanax because I try to use them sparingly.
Yeah.
But if I've taken Xanax and i still i feel pretty good and i even if i wait till
well into the afternoon before i have my first cigarette my first cigarette always kicks in
booze shakes like really bad i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to research that Like the nicotine
Or an additive
Might actually be triggering
It's the American spirit
It shouldn't have additives
You're way less shaky than you are when I first got here
I noticed that
It's a stimulant
We need a control group
And that's going to be tough to find
A smoker who doesn't drink
Or do weed
and drinks enough to be shaky consistently
and the drinking yes not just one day of shaky but shaky all the time yeah that was and then
you have to drink to take the shakes down so uh we were running over from the last podcast
because this is the patreon podcast thank you for subscribing by the way uh you were going to talk
about the johnny depp well the johnny depp thing came in again it was this audio was released and
i'm like texted him like are you that fucking? You don't have PR people that don't release fucking news on Friday evening of Super Bowl weekend where it's going to get completely buried.
Buried.
Totally buried.
And my problem was.
What were the three things that came up?
Like, oh, it was a giant thing.
Yang and then Super Bowl and Meatwig.
Yeah. Like, it was the Johnny Depp thing, Yang, and then Super Bowl, and Meatwig. Those were four things that all happened in this, like, condensed period of time
to where now he had the whole weekend to stew over what he was going to react to.
But it was a Friday night release.
Yeah, like, I'm not going to fucking talk about Johnny Depp, but fucking no,
like, I wanted to retweet some stuff.
I think our name's Sienna.
One of the, there's some crazy-ass fucking Depp fans.
Their entire Twitter feed is about Depp.
I've hit fallout from that thing from you.
I didn't even know what was happening,
and I was getting included in the fucking tweets.
I'm included in the tweets.
My name.
That's the only reason I knew any of this stuff even happened
is because the
your fallout hit us that was weird and when i and then when i addressed them i did say
whatever fan sanity you're riding it's not unappreciated yeah it's great that that many
people were sticking up for him but that's just because you think he's dreamy. But
they were
fucking right,
but the things they were sending me,
like all this audio of Amber,
her just fucking hanging
herself, like a noose around her
neck every sentence.
But it was a live recording
of the two of them.
But then all the fucking kind of news feeds.
Hey, Huffington Post, where the fuck are you now?
Yeah.
Fucking New York Times.
Someone that I can retweet.
I'm not going to fucking retweet Perez Hilton,
even though he broke it down.
But he was probably fucking stabbing him in the back when it happened.
I'm not going to fucking retweet you.
And someone sent uh oh eric salter our fucking guy from michigan yeah uh yeah he's a great hookup he sent me a link to a youtube where okay um this is not gonna be my usual youtube podcasty thing
this is about johnny devon can you just send me the audio without some guy making
hit his own own show that yeah cut to johnny debb fucking calls in the middle of nowhere
fuck it it's just me and olivia while i'm howling at my own stupid tweets about andrew yang and oh
fucking jd on the phone put him on speaker i go olivia grace is here she's
gonna take notes because i'm shit-faced hammered and i want to remember what we said two and a half
hours later but he brought up this fucking guy uh uh is on uh youtube and that was the the youtube thing that uh salter sent to me that i
went can't you find this without the fucking guy and johnny depp brought that guy up said no
plenty more where that came from uh go to patreon what What's it? How's it go, Chaley? Patreon.com slash Stanhope or something?
Well, almost.
It's Patreon.com slash Stanhope podcast.
All right.
You can actually join.
It's as little as a dollar a month you can get in, and you get one extra podcast minimum.
What's the high end?
Dollar is the low end.
So like a million dollars a month?
There's a dollar, there's a $5, and then there's a $25.
And we've got a number of $25 donors.
What do you call those people?
Our best friends.
Yes.
On the phone.
What would you like us to talk about on this podcast?
Yeah.
Go to DougStanhope.com slash, wait, no, fuck.
Patreon.com slash Stanhope Podcast. Jesusesus it's always better when he says it
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