The Doug Stanhope Podcast - Patreon Promo - Ep. #009: MacKenzie from Birdcloud and Ron White's House Party
Episode Date: March 2, 2020A clip from the latest Patreon Subscribers Podcast (released 03/02/20) - MacKenzie from Birdcloud fills in the blanks from an end of tour house party at Ron White's house in Atlanta, the crew explores... why initially everyone thinks Chaille hates them, underage drinking with a Roddenberry, and more. Listen to the rest of this podcast and get another BONUS one each month by subscribing through our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast. ALL levels of support will get direct message access to the podcast and instant access to a Bonus episode every month plus all past BONUS episodes. Any level of support is appreciated. Thanks in again as your subscription helps keep this podcast going. Patreon page - (https://www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast).Recorded Feb. 23rd, 2020 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), MacKenzie (@birdcloudUSA), Olivia Grace (@OliviaDoesBits), Chad Shank (@HD_Fatty), Tracey (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.2020 tour dates are already up on the website. Don't find out too late about an upcoming performance in your area. Get on the Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/LINKS -Visit the Stanhope Store - http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/ Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconantSupport the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast
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We got this.
Lovely Mackenzie from Bird Cloud.
Olivia Grace, Ben Shank, Chaley.
Egg Lester, Joby and Dave Rader and Jenny in the background.
Just hoping we get done so they can go have fun.
Man, I'm so glad Mackenzie's here.
Mackenzie's so funny.
No.
Okay.
I remember the first night we were talking, you were like,
is it okay if I hang out?
Like, it's not going to be weird.
And I was like, no, it's going to be nice to have you around, you know,
because it's like I was trying to explain without insulting anybody.
He's like,
yeah,
it's just Doug and Doug's.
It's just a bunch of 50 year old dudes.
No offense guys.
No,
I,
I,
what you meant to say was it's just Doug and Shaley.
50 year old guys.
Remember when we used to have a no chicks rule on this podcast?
No offense,
chicks.
You don't know what I got going on between my legs
anyway.
Have you been on the podcast
before? Yeah, just once.
When we did Parks Fest
a few years back.
I've been trying to fucking
get that mic to your face and it's
on a short leash.
Yeah, I used to play music.
Okay, well.
Just reminding you.
Yeah.
Cool, thank you.
Because I remember that dreaded night,
the fucking worst hangover that I can remember
at Ron White's house.
Oh, no, yeah, that's another one.
Remember, I almost canceled the fucking next gig
in Atlanta.
Oh, my God.
That was the night, yeah.
But before that, we tried to do a podcast,
I think, in the hotel room.
And we're all sober.
And it didn't get aired.
Yeah, the last one.
Well, we did two then. I forgot about the Ron White one because we were drinking Jaeger at fucking like 9 a.m.
No, no.
The night before one, if that even happened, that was never anything.
The Ron White one was epic.
Did we podcast it?
Oh, yeah.
We did?
Oh, my God.
That hurts so bad.
That hurts to remember.
That was one of the best nights in my life with Brad Erickson.
Erickson was there?
Yes.
Erickson, I drank all of Ron White's green Johnny Walker.
That's like a fucking thing.
I didn't know it was a thing, but I drank the whole fucking bottle.
It sounds elite.
And then we were out on the pool deck,
which is overlooking the ninth hole of the place he used to own.
And Erickson and I are naked, jumping
into the fucking pool thing.
And then, like,
jacuzzi thing.
And we're taking selfies
as, like, golfers
at the ninth hole.
And we're up from the night before.
Oh, it's so fun. Did we ship
Mishka Shabali out of there in an Uber? They left,
but I don't know how they got out of there.
Because it was a gated thing because it took us
hours. I remember because at
like 1 p.m. I was
at like holding
a bottle of beer above my head
and pointed into Erickson's
face as he laid down on the steps
out of the place.
That's a night to remember.
I like all these details because the only
story I ever got from Stanhope was
about trying to get home the next morning
and what a pain in the ass it was.
He brought us, he
basically demanded we have to go
if he's going to do a guest set at the
we had two different shows in
Atlanta scheduled for different
areas, different bars.
So we did the one.
Two different venues.
He's like, you're going to come on my tour bus.
We're going to go to my house.
And the next night was the last night of the tour.
Yeah, he said, and then don't worry, I'll get you all back in the morning.
He had a driver.
Yeah.
He had radio interviews all morning, and he was just like, nah.
Yeah, then he goes i
realized the tour's going in a different direction you're gonna have to get out of here on your own
and we're in like 40 fucking minutes away from atlanta proper in this golf course gated community
where they don't have ubers hanging around out front. It took like two hours to get two cars
because we had two cars worth of people.
I don't know.
Evidently, Erickson was one of them.
I don't know.
I do remember that there was a talk
of how long it would take to get to the house,
and someone lied.
Flat out fucking Trump lied. It was an hour and a half no easily easily
he ordered 200 worth of mexican food that none of us ate we waited until the food because we we
all the food like like uh jasmine and i went and carried like i needed someone to come with me
because we ordered that much food across the street from the venue to get over there
we held the butt it was a bus that we took there and it was easily an hour easily an hour to get
to that place but maybe an hour and a half and what we're eating oh that was at night yes before
atlanta traffic yeah getting home and laden with mexican. Well, thank God something, because it was nothing but drinking.
We walked in at Ron White's place.
We walked in and then down, and I never went anywhere else
except out onto where the pool thing was.
That was a huge house.
I never went anywhere but to the bar.
You heard me say that two times.
And then you said jacuzzi.
Is this just a giant jacuzzi that you're still calling it a pool thing?
It was funny because it's hard to call it a jacuzzi.
Erickson and I were like panamint days.
Like, I'm not going down.
I'm not going down.
And we stayed up.
And I remember in the morning when Ron White got up there's a picture of me
someone took and I'm naked
sitting on his
dining room
table like cloth
chairs I'm like I'm so sorry
what can I do I see the picture
I'm like I'm sorry this
happened I'm not sorry that the
picture I'm sorry that I
didn't have the wherewithal to throw a
towel down or something I remember we were crushing Adderall in the lavatory and I drank all of the
green whiskey and all of that sounds like I made it up but that that happened what are you looking
up on your phone I was trying I drop my phones in all the time, and I don't know how to do iCloud.
So I have this picture of Doug when we're walking through.
Okay, so it's the next day, and we had performed a second set or something about it at Ron White's.
And then we're like in our diapers and stuff, rolling around on the marble floor. And then the next day,
we were like putting together our,
we take our diapers off and we're putting together
our instrument cases and stuff.
And I just remember walking down
the hallway at this hotel in Atlanta
trying to get back in there
and get the rest of our things.
And it's just hanging out
and Doug's taking us
and it's just like a diaper.
It's just like clipped inside of it,
just walking straight down the fucking thing. Diapers hanging out and Doug's taking us. And it's just like a diaper. It's just like clipped inside of it, just walking straight down the fucking thing.
Diapers hanging out and everything.
It's just like, I don't know.
Plenty more where that came from.
Go to Patreon.
What's it?
How's it go, Chaley?
Patreon.com slash Stanhope or something?
Well, almost.
It's Patreon.com slash Stanhope podcast.
All right.
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It's as little as a dollar a month. All right. You can actually join.
It's as little as a dollar a month you can get in and you get one extra podcast minimum. What's the high end?
Dollar is the low end.
So like a million dollars a month?
There's a dollar, there's a $5, and then there's a $25.
And we've got a number of $25 donors that we're going to-
What do you call those people?
Our best friends.
Yes.
Yeah.
On the phone.
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